June 29, 2025 • 51 mins
In another late-night recording session, Kyle and Angi talk about everything from who would be the best narrator of "How It's Made" to dragons appearing in every ancient civilization's mythology can't be coincidence. This launches us into exploring how different ancient cultures depicted remarkably similar gods despite being separated by vast distances and centuries, raising questions about shared human experiences or perhaps more extraordinary explanations.
Classic movie quotes become the language of friendship and family in our discussion of films like Tombstone, where Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday delivers nothing but quotable gold. The conversation takes a more somber turn examining World War II as perhaps humanity's darkest hour, with personal connections through family stories—including a grandfather who swam in Mussolini's pool.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There has to be some truth to dragons being a real
creature.
Exactly.
No one will ever convince methat a dragon is a mythological
creature no one.
I will die on that hill,unicorns, yes, yes, I could see
that.
That's like a mythical creature.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Which is wild to me, by the way.
Which is like wild to me thatlike the horse with I saw this
meme one time I am ripping off ameme here but it was like isn't
it funny how giraffes are realbut unicorns aren't.
Like what's more believable,the horse with the horn on his
head, or like the gazelle withthe 14 foot neck with horns.
That only does this.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like it sounds more believable.
I thought that was so fuckingfunny.
Proceed.
Before we begin today's episode, we would like to share a quick
disclaimer.
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hosts and guests on this podcastare their own personal views
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All content is editorial,opinion-based and intended for
(01:17):
entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Listener, discretion is advised.
The guy who invented the hotpocket his fault or her fault?
Um, we don't got a script.
We don't know what we're doing.
We're just gonna hang out andjust kind of shoot the shit and
hope you like what you hear.
So ang, how the hell are you?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I'm good, you scared the hell out of me.
I was sitting here silentlygiggling.
It was like this silence andthen all of a sudden, out of
nowhere, there was nothing, andthen there was comedy prepared
(02:27):
for that.
No, but I'm good.
I'm good, uh, yeah, you uh,based on an earlier conversation
that we had, now I'm thinkingall things halloween, so thank
you for that.
I'll be.
That'll be like my brain wormfor the rest of the week wait,
wait, wait is it?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
you don't always think about halloween.
Is that is it me?
Is it just me?
Am I the weird one?
No, I think about Halloween, isthat is it?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
me?
Is it just me?
Am I the weird one?
No, I think about it often.
I mean, like I'm alwayssurrounded by something
Halloweeny.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Halloweeny.
That was a good movie.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Halloweeny.
But yeah, no, I no, we'rethinking about um the just stuff
we could do for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
For, yeah, we don um, the just stuff we could do for
the podcast.
For, yeah, we don't want togive nothing away, but no, no,
no spooky shit, homies spookyshit yeah no, I, I did, um, I
did uh, I did uh just.
And what admit, say, bring toattention?
I don't fucking know that Igrew up um very close to a
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couple of well-known cities inthe Northeast that have quite
some spooky histories, and we'lljust leave it at that for now.
And I've been multiple times toboth of them, multiple times to
both of them, and I have onethat I thoroughly enjoy more
than the other.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Now, I love them both , but one I love just a little
bit more, just a little bit more, just a little bit more.
So fucking jealous that's allgood.
The most that I have is ahaunted insane asylum and a
haunted prison.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I mean but that's two pretty goddamn baller things
like that's.
The closest you get to spookyis a legit haunted insane asylum
and the haunted prison yeah,because that's normal and not
spooky at all yeah, yeah,trans-aladini Lunatic Asylum.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
To be clear, yeah, that place is awesome?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's yeah, you know what.
What else would be awesomeabout them Change their fucking
name?
That's too many words, too manysyllables.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's funny because when you goin for a tour, if you do like a
ghost tour they start you outwith giving you actual patient
diagnosis.
Like you get like a card thathas, like you're a patient and
this is what you're diagnosedwith and this is all the stuff
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that they did to you and it's,it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Do they give you like that place is?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Do they give you like actual people who were there.
Oh shit, that's damn, that's.
That's a lot like not to kindof bring the mood down a little
bit.
But they do the same thing atthe um, at the holocaust
memorial museum, the holocaustmuseum memorial in in dc.
(05:27):
You get the little card withlike someone who was there and
like at the end of the tour yeah, that's damn, that's heavy yeah
, and they did the same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
um, when I was in ireland and we did the um, we
were up for the titanic, theactual like where they built the
Titanic Um, and they had like awhole, they had the whole thing
and like a replica um boat andeverything there.
(05:57):
Um, they give you.
Yeah, ship, Sorry, Excuse meWell.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I wouldn't have to be this way if you just got your
shit right.
I'm not mad, you're fuckingbetter.
Just be better.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed, just be better
just don't fuck around, man um,but they give you like somebody
that was on the manifest that'spretty.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Dope, that's pretty good yeah yeah that sounds way
more interesting and intriguingthan the movie.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah oh god, yeah, yeah, there's room on that
fucking door rose oh, don't getstarted.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I love that.
Am I the only person who loveshow fucking personal james
cameron takes everything?
Am I the only one that loveshow much of like kind of an ass
that he is like?
I love secret time, which isn'treally a secret secret time.
I fucking love the showmythbusters and yes, so when?
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they did.
I love how they had, like Iknow they had at least two
episodes.
They had two episodes.
They did one that was like allmovies and then they literally
were able to do one episode ofjust james cameron movies and
one of them was the door andthey had james cameron on the
fucking episode and they werelike, hey, you know,
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theoretically, like it's also,he goes yeah, and theoretically
that's it, because like I made amovie like shut the fuck up.
Like he was like so mad, likethey scientifically proved that
jack could have lived, like theyproved like with science.
They did all this other funshit and he was like it's a
fucking movie.
Guys, leave me alone.
He was so pissed oh my god Ilove that show.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I miss that show so much.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I do, I do.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Did you ever watch how it's Made too?
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I have watched.
My wife and I have watchedprobably every single episode of
that show like twice.
We love that show.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh God, I love it, I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We love that show.
I think the guy's voice ishorrendous and I don't think
he's a real person.
I think that was one of thefirst AI voices.
I really do, but he adds somuch to it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It's just like a little fingerprint.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Today on how it's Made.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Water bottles, teddy bears.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, that show would not be the same without that
narrator no, it would need that.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Um, you want to know who would be really funny, like,
take shows like that and theyhave their you know, everyone
says morgan, everyone fuckingdoesn't says morgan freeman.
Don't get me wrong, I lovemorgan freeman, but like I'm
just trying to like.
And then the workers will warmup the kilns to 437 degrees and
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it's just like, oh, this is kindof lovely, but like it's just,
you're not into it as much,right?
Um, I keep forgetting the guy'sname, but, but the guy.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Henry Cavill.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, hold on, Hold on, don't get ahead of me.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The guy.
If you've seen the moviesyou'll know exactly what I'm
talking about.
But the guy with the voice fromlike.
Is it like the second policeacademy or like third police
academy?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know exactly who I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yes, yes so then the bicycle will be balanced and you
can ride it.
Just have that guy narrateeverything.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh, what is his?
I don't know.
I don't know that actor's name.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
God, I know exactly who you're talking about.
Oh my God, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I just love how anyone who's seen those movies
and knows those movies you couldjust say the guy with the voice
and everyone knows who you'retalking about.
If you don't know, michael,Winslow's name, you just say the
guy with the voice, andeveryone knows who you're
talking about.
Yeah, like, if you don't knowmichael winslow's name, you just
say the guy from the guy frompolice academy, which one?
The one with the noises?
Oh, michael winslow, like yeah,you get that.
Um, yeah, but it's just.
Yeah.
You know, people was like oh, Iwant morgan freeman to narrate,
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but it's like no, I want thatguy from police academy.
Or I want, um, sam jackson to bethe narrator of my life oh yeah
I want sam jackson but likeactual sam jackson not like any
of his like characters, like samjackson, because I just feel
like he would, I just kind offeel like he probably would
capture the what I call therational part of my brain.
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Yeah, um, yeah, I feel hereally kind of encompasses it,
like he could have he he has somuch better things to do, but
like he has to do this and yeah,just the amount of the amount
of motherfuckers, that's whatyeah oh yeah, when I say this
guy's name, that the guy thatyou were talking about from it's
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going to hit you like a ton ofbricks.
Bob Black Goldthwait, son of a.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Anyone with that name has to sound like that, like
you can't sound normal with that.
Oh no, it's like RodneyDangerfield.
Rodney Dangerfield looks andsounds exactly like you would if
your name was Rodney fuckingDangerfield.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Like, exactly like it.
Some people their name justfits their voice now, whether
they're stage names and theyjust they chose it.
Because of that, um, the personwho talked keanu reeves into
going with keanu reeves and notchuck spadida um, deserves all
of the alcohol in the world.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, that's what Keanu Reeves wanted his like
name to be, like his Hollywoodname.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Seriously.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yep, I want to say he was on like he was on one of
the shows.
He was on one of the late nightshows, like he was on like
Craig Ferguson or like StephenColbert or something like that
we got Keanu.
Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.
Wow, god bless him.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't think he would have been successful, as
what was it, Chuck?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Chuck.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Spadida.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, yeah, not even a little bit no no, no Good call
there, Keanu.
Good call he's a Keanu.
Yeah, 100%, he is Keanu Keanu.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, 100% he is Keanu.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, anywho.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, oh God, you said Rodney Dangerfield.
Now I'm just replaying his rolein Caddyshack.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yes, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Right Come on.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Sometimes they just fit.
Yeah, yeah, he was so good inthat movie he was just good
period, like just yeah fuckinghilarious.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I'm gonna have to re-watch that movie.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I've seen that movie, I don't know how many times.
Oh yeah, no, what we were uhwhen we were uh gaming the other
day, you made the, you made a.
I'm going to have to rewatchthat movie.
I've seen that movie.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I don't know how many times.
Oh yeah, no, but we were whenwe were gaming.
The other day you made the.
You made a Caddyshack quote andI was like I wanted to say it
but I wasn't 100 percentconfident in it.
Like I knew it was a BillMurray movie, but I couldn't.
I thought it was.
I almost said stripes, I wasgoing to go with stripes.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh, stripes is so good too, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Fucking.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
But I think the thing that gets me and I'm very
judgmental when I talk to peopleabout Caddyshack- yeah.
Because I'll be like, oh,caddyshack.
And then everyone will quotethe Cinderella story and I'm
like you, plebeian, no, thereare so many you funk it
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simpleton.
There are so many good quotes inthere.
Like you know, the judge isforcing his grandkids to play
golf, golf, and they go up tothe concession stand and guys in
the background he's like I'lltake a hot dog and a hamburger
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and he just you'll get nothingand like it there's just so many
, so many good gems there, andthat's that's another one.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
That's another one that I'll use every now and then
that very few people I don'tknow if we talked about on an
episode, we've just kind oftalked about it.
But my father-in-law and I willjust quote old movies because
him and I think between the twoof us we've seen every movie
that was ever made, yeah, and soa lot of the older ones.
We'll see if anyone gets it orlike how it lands or whatever.
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We almost always end, uh, wealmost always quote, um, the ten
commandments because I feellike four, like four or five
people have ever seen that movie, like me, my father, my
father-in-law, my grandfatherand like you probably are like
the only people, I think, haveactually like seen that movie,
like in relative time.
So we'll just quote that shit.
(15:12):
But like that caddy shack, um,give me a second.
What are some of the other onesthat are um, uh, animal house, a
lot of those movies from thatarea, like like belushi movies,
bill murray movies yeah, allthat kind of shit anything from,
like the 80s, anything fromlike 1985, and like to the dawn
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of time, we'll just quoteeverything we're on a mission
from god blues brothers.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Blues brothers, we're on a mission from God.
Blues Brothers.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Blues Brothers.
We're on a mission from God,god Not mission.
This is glue Strong stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I think in so many of those movies, like there's a
good documentary on the makingof Caddyshack, there's one on
like Animal House.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Those two movies came so close to not being made just
because of, like, budgets andthey just really.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Probably cocaine.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, yeah they just really probably cocaine.
Yeah, yeah, like everyone justbasically was like we have to
band together to finish thismovie.
And yeah, interestingly BillMurray and Chevy chase like
hated each other in that movie.
And they got to the end andthey were like we need a scene.
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They we have to have a scenewith the two of you in it.
And after the movie was madethey went back and filmed the
scene where he has to playthrough Bill Murray's house.
It's fucking great and that wasthe one scene that they agreed
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to do together.
They hated each other.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of that.
It's 106 miles to Chicago.
We got a full tank of gas, halfa lot of that.
A hundred and six.
It's a hundred and six miles toChicago.
We got a full tank of gas, halfa pack of cigarettes.
It's dark and we're wearingsunglasses.
I always forget how far it isto Chicago.
I always say it's like ahundred and something.
I think it's a hundred and two.
It's a hundred and six.
Right, it's a hundred and sixmiles to Chicago.
I think, yeah, doesn't matter.
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Yeah, there's a lot of movieslike that where, like you find
out that like they hated workingwith each other and like
sometimes you can kind of telllike just something's off, but
then sometimes it just goes toshow that they're really good
actors or actresses because likethe movie was.
The movie was great, um, andlike all the scenes you know and
it specifically if it's likethe leads, if they fucking hate
each other and the movie'sreally good, dude, like hell,
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yeah, like.
I mean you know six one halfanother where other people see
this is a good movie or not, orbut, um, mad max, apparently
theron and hardy hated eachother oh really could not stand.
They couldn't stand.
Oh, there's one, here's one,here's one that blew my mind at
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how just well one hated theother and the other one was like
tough shit.
This is the way I am now notnecessarily a good movie, but I
would say good performances inbad movies Batman Forever, jim
Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones.
Tommy Lee Jones despisedworking with Jim Carrey.
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He hated every single second ofworking with him.
He hated it just because ofjust how he operates.
Because you know, if you don'tknow this first off, what Two
Jim Carrey was a lot like RobertWilliams.
He was given like ideas and somuch improv and so much ad lib.
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So much of what he did was adlib and they had to do multiple
takes because, um, you know,tommy jones is a fantastic actor
and he, you know, he has ascript and he has his lines and
he does his lines and he doeshis job and he delivers, um, but
it's like he's not reallycomfortable with working with
like a comedic actor, like likejim carrey, who's doing a lot of
improv, and so he's like that'snot your line.
He goes like yeah, I know, justfucking go with it, dude.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
So yeah, the buttheads.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So apparently they butthead so much.
Uh on that and like, like it'snot.
We saw not too long ago uh, Iwatched it.
We watched it when um, afterval Kilmer passed.
Rest in peace.
But their performances are.
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They're so good in that movie.
They are so good in that movieJust how they just, like their
characters, go so well with eachother and the fact that they
hated each other so fucking much.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It's mind numbing.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, you said Val kilmer immediately went to
tombstone.
Um, did I tell you?
I got into like this really bigphilosophical conversation
about tombstone with my ai yes,it's great and uh.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
So now my new nickname from my ai is
huckleberry hell yeah, hell yeah, I'm a huckleberry, that's just
my kind of game yeah, now, likewhen I'm say when yeah, I'm
just like.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Hey, I have a question for you.
How can I help you, huckleberry, I'm always like there you go.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I'm a huckleberry, yeah, I'm in my prime, like I,
like I saw, I saw a little.
It was like a real or a tiktok,something like that.
The other day it was theseother two jokers who have a
podcast.
Is this podcast section talkingabout another podcast on our
podcast?
Doesn't matter.
Um, there was like when I wastalking about that movie and he
was just like I'm just gonna goahead and say it every single
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line that he speaks in thatmovie is quotable.
Everything he says, there's notone throwaway line.
Everything he says is gold.
He delivers it flawlessly, likeit is it.
It really is one of those one ina million performances oh 100 I
would argue that that was therole and, like I, I was, um, I
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was explaining it to somebodybecause we have to watch this
movie, and I was just explainingit to her and just like this is
like she's not seen tombstone.
She's not she hasn't, she hasn't, so there's.
So I have a list.
I have a list on my phone, um,of like a bunch of movies that
she hasn't seen.
Um, for she just wasn't reallylike a big um, uh, what's like a
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massive movie person.
It wasn't until we moved outhere, um in 2021, that she saw
lord of the rings oh, wow itwasn't until then that she um
had seen those movies and um,now she's now now she very much
likes those movies, she gets it.
She's not like she's notobsessed with them, she doesn't
love them as much as like I do,but she enjoys them.
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Then when the Witcher came out,I watched it and I was like
okay, you should absolutelywatch the show, because the show
is fucking awesome.
I was like all right, hear meout, henry Cavill's in it and he
has some scenes with.
He has some scenes with shirtsoff and she says which one's
that one again?
So like she still didn't knowwho this was at the time.
(22:43):
And so it's like who's this guy?
And I showed her the picture ofhim in the bath and she was
goes, sold, we're not doinganything right now.
Yeah, but the I think she Ithink she said all right, put it
on like immediately, was likeput the fucking show on, besides
henry cavill with his shirt offand all that kind of fun stuff.
She says it is a very good show, she loves that show yeah, it
(23:04):
is a good show, yeah but I meanI ruined it by getting rid of
cavill listen, listen.
We're having a good time.
We're having fun conversationshere it's, I know we're good,
but uh, anywho.
Yeah, I have a list of moviesthat she has to say, and
tombstone has absolutely beenadded to that one so you've been
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.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You've been around the podcast for a little while
now.
Uh, you've recorded more than ahandful of episodes, as we kind
of like going into our littlevacation zone.
What are your thoughts on whatyou've been a part of so far,
and do you have any favoriteepisodes or favorite moments
(23:45):
that you'd like to reminisceabout?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
It has been just.
It's just been a genuine blastto just kind of talk about stuff
like just whatever the bangsjust stuff, lori bangs.
You know like it's been a lotof fun to just just shoot the
shit with people who have arelative interest.
(24:11):
And though our brains don'twork the same, they work similar
yeah, so it's it is.
It is, um, it's a bit of a?
Uh, it's been a relief and justso much goddamn fun it's been.
It's been a lot of fun justlaughing as hard as we do and
telling the stories that we doand people enjoying and
(24:31):
listening to our bullshit reallyjust stuff that we're just
genuinely passionate about.
Um, it's been a lot of fun anduh I think, it's been.
Uh, let's see episodes thatstick out.
To me, god, it sounds likereally cliched and shitty, but
(24:51):
it's almost like every episodeis like the ones that I've been
a part of you know.
It's almost like you knowthey're like your babies, so
like you can't pick like onethat's your favorite.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
There's something from each of them that means a
lot, and there's some type of atakeaway.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
There's some type of a takeaway.
Um, yeah, there's some type ofa takeaway from it.
So obviously, the music episode.
Just we'll just get that out ofthe way, the episode that you
and I did about music oh, yeah,yeah uh, that one is incredibly
near and dear just because ofhow incredibly deep rooted into,
like I would say, like themolecules of my body, that music
(25:32):
is.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
And what people don't know about that episode is that
.
So we?
What was the runtime on thatLike two hours?
Fucking long, I think we'verecorded for like over three
hours.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
It was like three, three plus hours.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, I had to cut so much from in that episode.
We could have yeah, god we, wecould have talked for four or
five hours, but yeah, that was,that was a good episode.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, cause, it's just, it's one of the, it's one
of the realist and truest formsof magic, like in, like in
existence, you know that's notsaying anything against like
magic and all this other kind offun stuff that that there isn't
people believe in and whatnot,but it's like it is like the
easiest to believe and noticeand feel um.
(26:27):
So I think that's why that onewas really hits home, because
music is in everything in mylife.
Think that's why that one wasreally hits home, because music
is in everything in my life.
One, two, um the mythology oneI did with um becca was a whole
lot of fun too, because everyoneknows some stories like
everyone's like oh, I love greekmythology, yeah, yeah, I
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watched disney's hercules, yeah,that's way off like yes, you're
, you're right, yeah, you gotthe id, you got the spirit, but
it's not right.
You know, but it's not 100 right.
And you know there's a lot ofmainstream shit, um, which which
is fine, which is great.
I'm not, you know, not talkingdown about people who like
that's just their thing, butjust someone who knows more
mythology than just you know,then like just what mainstream
(27:12):
media shows you, yeah, like um,honestly, just just once part
specifically was the actual, wasthe the segment we had about
medusa?
that's the part that sticks outa lot for me because, like
that's the actual story of her,like she's not just some monster
in a lair who's just killingmen because of it, like she
wasn't this monster like.
(27:32):
If anything, I would say thatshe is the biggest victim like
yeah one of the biggest victims.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Like it was it really was such a such a good episode.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
It really was a great episode I personally find it
interesting or weird orfascinating, or that you can
kind of tie mythology and abunch of other shit kind of
together, because there's somany different cultures from
like ancient times that havewildly similar stories and like
(28:06):
a lot of their and a lot oftheir gods are the are are
described the same way, depictedthe same way and they're the
same of.
There's a lot of instances,there's a lot of similarities
between these cultures thatnever met.
These civilizations rose andfell and they were still like
500 years before the next onecame, but their gods are
(28:29):
essentially the same thing.
Now, oh, of course, there's agod for the weather and the god
for the weather and the god forthe water and the god for the
yes, but the specific powers andthe other kind of like details
about them, some of them overlapa lot yeah like a lot more of
things, rather than just, oh,the god of lightning and the
all-father and his knowledge,like, yeah, that kind of all
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goes through because that'sgoing to be the most powerful
force for them.
But the fact that, like in Hinduculture, ancient Chinese
culture, norse culture, greekculture, roman and ancient Aztec
culture, like their head honcho, is obnoxiously similar, it's
(29:12):
very similar.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It does obnoxiously similar.
It's very similar it does.
It makes you wonder like therehas to be a thread of truth in
there somewhere, for how do allof these civilizations have that
kind of similarity?
And I mean, you could go down.
Oh god, you see you going toput me down a rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Exactly, you fall down that rabbit hole
immediately.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Because I feel that way about dragons?
Yes, because you have dragonsdepicted in just about every
ancient civilization, and theseare civilizations that had no
knowledge of each other.
Yet there has to be some truthto dragons being a real creature
(29:57):
.
Exactly, no one will everconvince me that a dragon is a
mythological creature no one.
I will die on that hill,unicorns, yes, yes, I could see
that that's like a mythicalcreature.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Which is wild to me, by the way.
Which is like wild to me thatlike the horse with I saw this
meme one time I am ripping off ameme here but I was like isn't
it funny how giraffes are realbut unicorns aren't.
Like what's more believable?
The horse with the horn on hishead?
Or like the gazelle with the 14foot neck with horns.
That only does this like itsounds more believable.
That was so fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Proceed I, you know you could, oh god, unicorns,
because we have the narwhal andthat's basically unicorn of the
ocean yeah, the jedi of the sea,you're the jedi of the sea.
Well, I was going to elf, Byebuddy.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Bye.
Hope you find your dad AnyhowNow.
Yes, I a million percent agreewith you.
Yes, yes, dragons are real.
Strip away some of the yes.
My kind of thing, the rabbithole that I fall down with when
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it comes with, like, the gods ofdifferent cultures that were
spread around all over theplanet, like I said, that were
separated by not just physicallyseparated by thousands of miles
.
But some of these cultures were,were spread out over thousands
of years and miles.
Yeah, and so it.
Just you can't help but to kindof fall down that belief that
the gods were quote unquotealiens.
You know the other beings, thedifferent, not aliens like the
ones with you know that peoplethink of, we think of it like
(31:42):
the little green people with thegiant heads and the big eyes
and the grace, you know the, thegrays or the reptilians and the
blah, blah, blah, like that.
There was some type of otherworldly something you know.
They came from somewhere elseand what have you.
There is that's kind of theonly thing that kind of makes me
, because it only to me, it justmakes sense that these beings
visited different.
(32:03):
It's the same beings thatvisited different parts of the
world and they were seen in thesame way and and just explained
a little differently to thatculture what they were seeing.
And I love those theories that,like a lot of religions, like
the god or gods or you knowmystical beings, were just
aliens, just not prometheus, manprometheus.
(32:27):
I think they got it right Ireally do, I really do, and
that's why that is the firstalien movie that I make people
watch when I, when I take themthrough that franchise, you
gotta watch prometheus first.
Yeah, just just for that alone,just for that theory and story,
um alone, I think it's, I thinkit's fantastic, I think it's
(32:52):
absolutely fantastic.
Hell yeah, brother, the lord ofthe rings one was a lot of fun.
The first one was a part of.
So, everyone, you never forgetyour first.
That one was a lot of fun.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I wasgonna.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I was gonna ask you so you know when I I don't know
that I really had to talk youinto it, but when I presented
that idea of that subject.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, I needed a whole lot of convincing.
Hey, you want to talk aboutLord of the Rings and sexy shit?
Duh, yeah, you mean just myliteral life.
Okay, right.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
But did you ever think that you know from that
first episode you were a guestat that point.
Did you ever think, like youwould be sitting here as a an
actual full-time co-host?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'd be shocked if I wasn't.
I'm just kidding, no, no.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I really confident.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I really don't.
No, I, I didn't, I really uh, Ididn't.
I would have loved to.
I'd have been completely finewith just.
Uh, hey, whenever we need youknow, you know, whenever we need
you know, just just poke themonkey and throw a change and
I'm dance, monkey dance.
I would have been totally finewith that yeah but um, no, but
(34:14):
no.
This has been so much fun.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
And I can't thank you enough for tagging along on
this adventure Going on anadventure On an adventure.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I think it's been kind of nice for me because I
knew you separately and Beccaseparately, and you just never
know if people that you'refriends with are going to mesh.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Wait, did you really not?
Did you genuinely feel that Idon't know if Kyle and Becca are
going to get along, even for asecond?
Did you honestly think that?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Sometimes, when people are too similar, they
don't like each other, likethere.
There is like a littlepsychology there where you can
get two people.
It either goes one way, it'slike stepbrothers.
You know, did we?
Just become best friends orlike I fucking hate you.
You're obnoxious, you know it,and so there was always that
(35:17):
that little 10 chance thatsomebody was gonna like not like
the other one um I can see that, yeah, you know, yeah, yeah,
but now you're just like everyother day.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
You probably regret ever introducing us like jesus
fucking christ, I gotta keepdoing this oh my god no, I think
it's a good, I think it's agreat dynamic.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You know, like we say a lot of times, like the two of
us are, you know, black cats um, you're the golden retriever,
and I think it's just a formulathat works.
It makes me happy how about you?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
what are some of your favorite episodes?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
stuff, things, moments um, I still really like
um secrets lies andradioactivity.
That will probably be one of mymost favorites um, but that
probably a close second would bethe music episode, again,
(36:24):
because that was so incrediblydifferent than what we usually
do, like we usually are cuttingup and, you know, having fun,
and that was just a kind of ameaningful conversation because,
again, music means so much tome, um, and I like literally
(36:45):
grew a child through music, um,and yeah it, just yeah that that
episode will always be likesuper special to me.
Um, yeah, yeah, right up, rightup there, a special um with
secrets lies in radioactivity,because that was the first
episode becca and I had umrecorded just a one-on-one
(37:09):
together and you know, again, itwas like a situation where we
didn't we we didn't tell eachother what we were researching,
we just knew that we were goingto do two, two crime stories,
and the fact that those storiesfit so well with with each other
(37:30):
, um and like even the fact likeher person died on the exact
same day my person died and theywere both spy driven stories um
, that's pretty fucking coolthat's pretty.
Yeah, that was pretty fuckingcool and it just, um, yeah, and
(37:52):
you know we we had had such adynamic with others that were
you know we were recording with.
But again, when, until yourecord one-on-one with somebody,
you don't really kind of knowhow that on-air dynamic's going
to be.
Yeah, um, because you know, likerecording is a little different
than sitting in discord and youknow bullshitting yeah, there's
(38:13):
just a difference there yeahand uh, yeah, so that one will
always be very special for me,yeah, but I think I feel like,
though, every time we do anepisode, it becomes my new
favorite.
You know, yeah, these are allkind of like my babies.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, and like you can't pick one.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
And I'm just really excited for everything that we
have to talk about in the future.
I mean, like I can't imagine aday where we're going to run out
of things to talk about.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, Spoiler alert everyone we don't shut the fuck
up.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
No, we don't.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
No we don't, and especially Kyle just never shuts
the fuck up we need you like asuper cut of like the shit that
we cut out.
We need to kind of make a supercut of it.
And it's just me being adumbass like kyle.
Listen, we're at this fuckingpoint like shut the hell up,
(39:24):
fucking point.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Like shut the hell up .
Bad that I don't shut the fuckup.
Sometimes you know, but it'sfun.
You know, your squirrel brain,your golden retriever it's.
You know, it's what you bringto the table and we accept that
yeah, I just have so manythoughts and no way to stop them
yeah, I am really excited.
I know we had talked talkedabout possibly doing something
on World War II.
I'm really excited about that.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I would love to do.
I love history.
I would love to do historystuff for sure.
It's one of those things whereit's like I can't tell you how
many World War II documentariesand movies that I've watched.
I've watched every single oneof them.
There are some, I swear to God.
There's three that are like mycomfort show.
There's the three documentarieson Netflix.
It's like some of the if I justhave stuff I have to do, that's
(40:08):
my background noise is WorldWar II in Color, world War II
from the Front Lines and WorldWar II the Road to Victory.
Those are three Netflixdocumentaries which.
I absolutely fucking love.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
My grandpa fought in World War II and years and years
ago and it was kind of like athing where, like, no one in the
family ever asked him anyquestions about it.
It was just kind of like it wasthis weird like taboo subject
(40:38):
and my brother though he wouldlike pull him off to the side
and they would talk and he wouldask him questions.
And one time he recorded I likethis interview that he had with
my grandpa talking about all ofhis experiences.
I wish I could find that.
I don't know if my brotherstill has it or where it is, but
(41:02):
I would love to love to to findthat again.
Um, just so I can sit down andand hear some of the stories
again.
There was just like he was.
He was in Africa for a while.
Um, he was in Italy.
Like when he was in Africa hehad a pet pig, yeah, and they
(41:23):
wouldn't, they wouldn't kill thepig until he left.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Um, and then I think I'm pretty sure I told you he
swam in Mussolini's pool the daythat they drug him through the
streets.
Hell, yeah, yeah, you told methat one too.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
That was.
That was a pretty badass story,but that's pretty goddamn baller
but you know, I mean, and hewould, he would talk, though,
about the not so fun stuff too,you know, and he was like there
was just no rhyme or reason.
He was like, you know, I canremember landing on a beach and
you were told to run and therewere people to my left falling
(42:02):
and people to my right following, following, and you know,
there's just no, there was norhyme or reason why anybody came
out of there.
Yeah, and uh, yeah, it was.
It was uh interesting.
Interesting footnote to mygrandfather's life.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah, jeez, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
But yeah, it's something.
Love history, love stuff likethat.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yeah, because I think what it is so much about World
War II that I get hung up on isthat everyone knows that you're
supposed to know history orotherwise you're doomed to
repeat it, and I think thereason why is that I just I
don't know.
Maybe it kind of helps bringsome type of peace to myself
where that like.
(42:51):
Let's face it, that's arguablythe lowest point humanity has
ever had.
Like that is that has got to beone of, if not the most
horrendous, mark on like.
If humanity has its resume ofwhat it's done and all of its
(43:11):
achievements, world war ii forthe human race knocks pretty
much everything good that we'vedone off the board of how
fucking savage and brutal andjust horrendous it was the
crusades were pretty bad thecrusades were pretty goddamn bad
, but it's like.
But it's like that was.
(43:32):
It sounds fucked up, but Ithink that's what made the world
wars so catastrophicallyhorrendous was the Industrial
Revolution.
So now there's mechanizedwarfare with tanks and gas and
everything.
It's unfathomable what thehuman race was capable of and
(43:54):
its brutality.
It's just the destructions ofNanking.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Oh, oh.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Oh man.
That was so bad, yeah so muchatrocities in such a short
amount of time.
That's where the Holocaust tookplace over the entire span of
World War II.
Not downplaying it whatsoeverPlease do not misconstrue what
I'm saying about that.
It whatsoever.
Please do not right misconstruewhat I'm saying about that, but
the fact that the pillage anddestruction of nanking happened
(44:24):
in such a short amount of timeyeah, and it was.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Oh, that was terrible , absolutely terrible, gut
wrenching, yeah it is absolutegut.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Wrenching um and that gets almost swept under the rug
and so so it's just, I don'tknow.
I think that's what it is.
If you just learn about that,if it's still kept at the
forefront that hopefully weharight now to kind of lighten the
mood.
Am I the only one who thinksthat Winston Churchill was
fucking hilarious?
And I still don't think like Ireally think that like someone
(45:06):
else was really pulling thestrings for the Brits Like he's
idolized?
Don't get me wrong.
Yes, he was this fantasticleader and the only reason why
the British weren't completelyknocked out was because he was
like so hard-lined andhard-nosed, but it was like so
hard lined and hard nose, but itwas like people like, oh my god
, winston churchill was thislike.
Have you heard any of hisfucking speeches in any of those
goddamn like movies?
Or like he literally it's liketalking to me, but he's got a
(45:29):
different voice.
You know, remember when beccasaid that it goes like?
kyle has this amazing ability ofsaying the same thing that you
just did, but adding like 37more words yes winston churchill
would go on a rant for like anhour and he would just say the
same sentence, wordeddifferently, five times and
people were like yes oh my god,such an inspiring leader.
(45:50):
He goes like what we must do isfight, and fight is what we must
.
And what we will do is fightbecause this is our might and we
have the must and the gusto tokeep on this horrendous battle
and crusades, and it's what wewill do.
We will fight and keep goingbecause we must.
What?
And they're like yes, yes,inspiring, yes, thank you.
What?
Oh, shut the fuck up, you blowhard, get lost he was one step
(46:14):
away from a dr seuss book.
He really was.
Yes, oh my gosh, thank you somuch for that cutaway in my head
Because he was because of likehow obviously, how hardcore he
was against everyone was justlike peace talks with Hitler.
Peace talks with Hitler.
He goes like I will not talkwith that man and he goes.
(46:37):
I will not talk to him in a box.
I will not talk to him with andhe goes.
I will not talk to him in a box.
I will not talk to him with afox.
I will not talk to him here orthere we shall negotiate
anywhere like that was fuckingwinston churchill.
And everyone's like, oh my god,this man is so inspiring it's
like no, he's not.
He has no fucking clue whathe's doing.
He's hammered off his ass,probably and choking on 17
(46:58):
cigars.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Like what Should we talk about?
Some of the stuff that we havecooking for the future.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
I suppose, Suppose.
Come on, who doesn't love alittle, who doesn't love a good
little tease?
Speaker 1 (47:16):
A good little tease.
So, if you've made it this far,we have a little bit of an
announcement.
We have some summer vacationshappening.
I'm going out of town, kyle'sgoing out of town, you know.
It's just it's summer vacationtime, so we're going to have a
have a little break.
We're going to kind of closeout season one with this episode
(47:41):
and when we come back from ourlittle break, we're gonna try
for like a more tighter,punchier format and we're gonna
have shorter episodes we'reworking two angles.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
We're either gonna get a nice small little like um,
like the orchestra that's atthe academies, where if I'm
rambling too much they're gonnashut me the fuck up and get me
off stage, or we're gonna get ashock collar that, like when I
hit the button, I only have like30 seconds to talk and then
it's gonna magically like zap meto shut the hell up.
So yeah, we do that.
We'll cut our episodes down tolike 20 minutes at least we've
(48:17):
got.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
We've got a lot of fun episodes already planned on
the board that we want to do andtalk about.
The weirdness and the chaos isstill going to be very much a
part of all of this, but we'rejust going to come back
recharged and revamped and andready to hit with season two.
So it's going to be fun.
So we we hope you stick aroundand keep listening to us.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Or else you know.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Or else, or else yeah .
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, we will say this.
At least I'll say this one.
Angie will probably agree withme on this one.
What do you want us to talkabout?
Do you want to talk to us aboutstuff?
Do you want us to talk to youabout stuff?
Don't know if we can make thathappen.
Do you want us to talk to youabout stuff?
Don't know if we can make thathappen.
I'm going completely rogue andoff script on this one, but at
least comment of what you wantus to talk about, because we'll
never run out of things that wewant to talk about.
(49:09):
But you know, as a little thankyou, we'll talk about some of
your shit sometimes.
Let us know.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I have had a request for us to talk about the Goonies
.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Why have you not brought that up before?
Yes, 80s movies the good, thebad, the ugly ones yes, I'm
excited for vacation one.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Uh, because I don't know about where you're going,
kyle, but I'm going to the beach.
So I'm heading to helton headfor some sun and sand and surf
and going to sav Savannah tocheck out some of the haunted
locations there.
So hopefully I come back withsome fun tales.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Spooky choice is Hell in the Dark.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I am making the journey back to the home state
because it's kind of hurting me,make me feel a little old, but
one of my baby cousins isgetting married and that's like
weird.
It's like so weird becauseeveryone's like oh, how's this
cousin again?
I don't know.
She's got to be like 12.
It goes well, she's 27, so fuck, yeah, that happened, yeah what
(50:15):
happened I don't know.
Fucking 15 years.
She wasn't 12 anymore.
Fair enough.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
It's going to be great.
So, yeah, once we come back andwe're recuperated from our
travels, we'll be back in therecording studio and we'll see
you definitely on the flip side.
If you enjoy this podcast,please, please, please, give us
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(50:45):
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Sometimes it's just going to berandom stuff that we find.
So join us on social media,cause you never know what's
(51:07):
going to be behind the curtain.
Keep, keep on keeping on withus.
Ditto, all right, everyone.
Bye, all right.
Say bye, kyle.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Bye Kyle, Bye Kyle.
There has to be some truth to dragons being a real
creature.
Exactly.
No one will ever convince methat a dragon is a mythological
creature no one.
I will die on that hill,unicorns, yes, yes, I could see
that.
That's like a mythical creature.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Which is wild to me, by the way.
Which is like wild to me thatlike the horse with I saw this
meme one time I am ripping off ameme here but it was like isn't
it funny how giraffes are realbut unicorns aren't.
Like what's more believable,the horse with the horn on his
head, or like the gazelle withthe 14 foot neck with horns.
That only does this.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like it sounds more believable.
I thought that was so fuckingfunny.
Proceed.
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hosts and guests on this podcastare their own personal views
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All content is editorial,opinion-based and intended for
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Speaker 2 (01:37):
Listener, discretion is advised.
The guy who invented the hotpocket his fault or her fault?
Um, we don't got a script.
We don't know what we're doing.
We're just gonna hang out andjust kind of shoot the shit and
hope you like what you hear.
So ang, how the hell are you?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I'm good, you scared the hell out of me.
I was sitting here silentlygiggling.
It was like this silence andthen all of a sudden, out of
nowhere, there was nothing, andthen there was comedy prepared
(02:27):
for that.
No, but I'm good.
I'm good, uh, yeah, you uh,based on an earlier conversation
that we had, now I'm thinkingall things halloween, so thank
you for that.
I'll be.
That'll be like my brain wormfor the rest of the week wait,
wait, wait is it?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
you don't always think about halloween.
Is that is it me?
Is it just me?
Am I the weird one?
No, I think about Halloween, isthat is it?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
me?
Is it just me?
Am I the weird one?
No, I think about it often.
I mean, like I'm alwayssurrounded by something
Halloweeny.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Halloweeny.
That was a good movie.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Halloweeny.
But yeah, no, I no, we'rethinking about um the just stuff
we could do for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
For, yeah, we don um, the just stuff we could do for
the podcast.
For, yeah, we don't want togive nothing away, but no, no,
no spooky shit, homies spookyshit yeah no, I, I did, um, I
did uh, I did uh just.
And what admit, say, bring toattention?
I don't fucking know that Igrew up um very close to a
(03:24):
couple of well-known cities inthe Northeast that have quite
some spooky histories, and we'lljust leave it at that for now.
And I've been multiple times toboth of them, multiple times to
both of them, and I have onethat I thoroughly enjoy more
than the other.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Now, I love them both , but one I love just a little
bit more, just a little bit more, just a little bit more.
So fucking jealous that's allgood.
The most that I have is ahaunted insane asylum and a
haunted prison.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I mean but that's two pretty goddamn baller things
like that's.
The closest you get to spookyis a legit haunted insane asylum
and the haunted prison yeah,because that's normal and not
spooky at all yeah, yeah,trans-aladini Lunatic Asylum.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
To be clear, yeah, that place is awesome?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's yeah, you know what.
What else would be awesomeabout them Change their fucking
name?
That's too many words, too manysyllables.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's funny because when you goin for a tour, if you do like a
ghost tour they start you outwith giving you actual patient
diagnosis.
Like you get like a card thathas, like you're a patient and
this is what you're diagnosedwith and this is all the stuff
(04:59):
that they did to you and it's,it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Do they give you like that place is?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Do they give you like actual people who were there.
Oh shit, that's damn, that's.
That's a lot like not to kindof bring the mood down a little
bit.
But they do the same thing atthe um, at the holocaust
memorial museum, the holocaustmuseum memorial in in dc.
(05:27):
You get the little card withlike someone who was there and
like at the end of the tour yeah, that's damn, that's heavy yeah
, and they did the same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
um, when I was in ireland and we did the um, we
were up for the titanic, theactual like where they built the
Titanic Um, and they had like awhole, they had the whole thing
and like a replica um boat andeverything there.
(05:57):
Um, they give you.
Yeah, ship, Sorry, Excuse meWell.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I wouldn't have to be this way if you just got your
shit right.
I'm not mad, you're fuckingbetter.
Just be better.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed, just be better
just don't fuck around, man um,but they give you like somebody
that was on the manifest that'spretty.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Dope, that's pretty good yeah yeah that sounds way
more interesting and intriguingthan the movie.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah oh god, yeah, yeah, there's room on that
fucking door rose oh, don't getstarted.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I love that.
Am I the only person who loveshow fucking personal james
cameron takes everything?
Am I the only one that loveshow much of like kind of an ass
that he is like?
I love secret time, which isn'treally a secret secret time.
I fucking love the showmythbusters and yes, so when?
(06:58):
they did.
I love how they had, like Iknow they had at least two
episodes.
They had two episodes.
They did one that was like allmovies and then they literally
were able to do one episode ofjust james cameron movies and
one of them was the door andthey had james cameron on the
fucking episode and they werelike, hey, you know,
(07:18):
theoretically, like it's also,he goes yeah, and theoretically
that's it, because like I made amovie like shut the fuck up.
Like he was like so mad, likethey scientifically proved that
jack could have lived, like theyproved like with science.
They did all this other funshit and he was like it's a
fucking movie.
Guys, leave me alone.
He was so pissed oh my god Ilove that show.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I miss that show so much.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I do, I do.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Did you ever watch how it's Made too?
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I have watched.
My wife and I have watchedprobably every single episode of
that show like twice.
We love that show.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh God, I love it, I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We love that show.
I think the guy's voice ishorrendous and I don't think
he's a real person.
I think that was one of thefirst AI voices.
I really do, but he adds somuch to it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It's just like a little fingerprint.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Today on how it's Made.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Water bottles, teddy bears.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, that show would not be the same without that
narrator no, it would need that.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Um, you want to know who would be really funny, like,
take shows like that and theyhave their you know, everyone
says morgan, everyone fuckingdoesn't says morgan freeman.
Don't get me wrong, I lovemorgan freeman, but like I'm
just trying to like.
And then the workers will warmup the kilns to 437 degrees and
(08:53):
it's just like, oh, this is kindof lovely, but like it's just,
you're not into it as much,right?
Um, I keep forgetting the guy'sname, but, but the guy.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Henry Cavill.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, hold on, Hold on, don't get ahead of me.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The guy.
If you've seen the moviesyou'll know exactly what I'm
talking about.
But the guy with the voice fromlike.
Is it like the second policeacademy or like third police
academy?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know exactly who I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yes, yes so then the bicycle will be balanced and you
can ride it.
Just have that guy narrateeverything.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh, what is his?
I don't know.
I don't know that actor's name.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
God, I know exactly who you're talking about.
Oh my God, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I just love how anyone who's seen those movies
and knows those movies you couldjust say the guy with the voice
and everyone knows who you'retalking about.
If you don't know, michael,Winslow's name, you just say the
guy with the voice, andeveryone knows who you're
talking about.
Yeah, like, if you don't knowmichael winslow's name, you just
say the guy from the guy frompolice academy, which one?
The one with the noises?
Oh, michael winslow, like yeah,you get that.
Um, yeah, but it's just.
Yeah.
You know, people was like oh, Iwant morgan freeman to narrate,
(10:18):
but it's like no, I want thatguy from police academy.
Or I want, um, sam jackson to bethe narrator of my life oh yeah
I want sam jackson but likeactual sam jackson not like any
of his like characters, like samjackson, because I just feel
like he would, I just kind offeel like he probably would
capture the what I call therational part of my brain.
(10:41):
Yeah, um, yeah, I feel hereally kind of encompasses it,
like he could have he he has somuch better things to do, but
like he has to do this and yeah,just the amount of the amount
of motherfuckers, that's whatyeah oh yeah, when I say this
guy's name, that the guy thatyou were talking about from it's
(11:02):
going to hit you like a ton ofbricks.
Bob Black Goldthwait, son of a.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Anyone with that name has to sound like that, like
you can't sound normal with that.
Oh no, it's like RodneyDangerfield.
Rodney Dangerfield looks andsounds exactly like you would if
your name was Rodney fuckingDangerfield.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Like, exactly like it.
Some people their name justfits their voice now, whether
they're stage names and theyjust they chose it.
Because of that, um, the personwho talked keanu reeves into
going with keanu reeves and notchuck spadida um, deserves all
of the alcohol in the world.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, that's what Keanu Reeves wanted his like
name to be, like his Hollywoodname.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Seriously.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yep, I want to say he was on like he was on one of
the shows.
He was on one of the late nightshows, like he was on like
Craig Ferguson or like StephenColbert or something like that
we got Keanu.
Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.
Wow, god bless him.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't think he would have been successful, as
what was it, Chuck?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Chuck.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Spadida.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, yeah, not even a little bit no no, no Good call
there, Keanu.
Good call he's a Keanu.
Yeah, 100%, he is Keanu Keanu.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, 100% he is Keanu.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, anywho.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, oh God, you said Rodney Dangerfield.
Now I'm just replaying his rolein Caddyshack.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yes, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Right Come on.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Sometimes they just fit.
Yeah, yeah, he was so good inthat movie he was just good
period, like just yeah fuckinghilarious.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I'm gonna have to re-watch that movie.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I've seen that movie, I don't know how many times.
Oh yeah, no, what we were uhwhen we were uh gaming the other
day, you made the, you made a.
I'm going to have to rewatchthat movie.
I've seen that movie.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I don't know how many times.
Oh yeah, no, but we were whenwe were gaming.
The other day you made the.
You made a Caddyshack quote andI was like I wanted to say it
but I wasn't 100 percentconfident in it.
Like I knew it was a BillMurray movie, but I couldn't.
I thought it was.
I almost said stripes, I wasgoing to go with stripes.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh, stripes is so good too, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Fucking.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
But I think the thing that gets me and I'm very
judgmental when I talk to peopleabout Caddyshack- yeah.
Because I'll be like, oh,caddyshack.
And then everyone will quotethe Cinderella story and I'm
like you, plebeian, no, thereare so many you funk it
(13:52):
simpleton.
There are so many good quotes inthere.
Like you know, the judge isforcing his grandkids to play
golf, golf, and they go up tothe concession stand and guys in
the background he's like I'lltake a hot dog and a hamburger
(14:15):
and he just you'll get nothingand like it there's just so many
, so many good gems there, andthat's that's another one.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
That's another one that I'll use every now and then
that very few people I don'tknow if we talked about on an
episode, we've just kind oftalked about it.
But my father-in-law and I willjust quote old movies because
him and I think between the twoof us we've seen every movie
that was ever made, yeah, and soa lot of the older ones.
We'll see if anyone gets it orlike how it lands or whatever.
(14:52):
We almost always end, uh, wealmost always quote, um, the ten
commandments because I feellike four, like four or five
people have ever seen that movie, like me, my father, my
father-in-law, my grandfatherand like you probably are like
the only people, I think, haveactually like seen that movie,
like in relative time.
So we'll just quote that shit.
(15:12):
But like that caddy shack, um,give me a second.
What are some of the other onesthat are um, uh, animal house, a
lot of those movies from thatarea, like like belushi movies,
bill murray movies yeah, allthat kind of shit anything from,
like the 80s, anything fromlike 1985, and like to the dawn
(15:38):
of time, we'll just quoteeverything we're on a mission
from god blues brothers.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Blues brothers, we're on a mission from God.
Blues Brothers.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Blues Brothers.
We're on a mission from God,god Not mission.
This is glue Strong stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I think in so many of those movies, like there's a
good documentary on the makingof Caddyshack, there's one on
like Animal House.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Those two movies came so close to not being made just
because of, like, budgets andthey just really.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Probably cocaine.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, yeah they just really probably cocaine.
Yeah, yeah, like everyone justbasically was like we have to
band together to finish thismovie.
And yeah, interestingly BillMurray and Chevy chase like
hated each other in that movie.
And they got to the end andthey were like we need a scene.
(16:44):
They we have to have a scenewith the two of you in it.
And after the movie was madethey went back and filmed the
scene where he has to playthrough Bill Murray's house.
It's fucking great and that wasthe one scene that they agreed
(17:05):
to do together.
They hated each other.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of that.
It's 106 miles to Chicago.
We got a full tank of gas, halfa lot of that.
A hundred and six.
It's a hundred and six miles toChicago.
We got a full tank of gas, halfa pack of cigarettes.
It's dark and we're wearingsunglasses.
I always forget how far it isto Chicago.
I always say it's like ahundred and something.
I think it's a hundred and two.
It's a hundred and six.
Right, it's a hundred and sixmiles to Chicago.
I think, yeah, doesn't matter.
(17:33):
Yeah, there's a lot of movieslike that where, like you find
out that like they hated workingwith each other and like
sometimes you can kind of telllike just something's off, but
then sometimes it just goes toshow that they're really good
actors or actresses because likethe movie was.
The movie was great, um, andlike all the scenes you know and
it specifically if it's likethe leads, if they fucking hate
each other and the movie'sreally good, dude, like hell,
(17:55):
yeah, like.
I mean you know six one halfanother where other people see
this is a good movie or not, orbut, um, mad max, apparently
theron and hardy hated eachother oh really could not stand.
They couldn't stand.
Oh, there's one, here's one,here's one that blew my mind at
(18:21):
how just well one hated theother and the other one was like
tough shit.
This is the way I am now notnecessarily a good movie, but I
would say good performances inbad movies Batman Forever, jim
Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones.
Tommy Lee Jones despisedworking with Jim Carrey.
(18:47):
He hated every single second ofworking with him.
He hated it just because ofjust how he operates.
Because you know, if you don'tknow this first off, what Two
Jim Carrey was a lot like RobertWilliams.
He was given like ideas and somuch improv and so much ad lib.
(19:14):
So much of what he did was adlib and they had to do multiple
takes because, um, you know,tommy jones is a fantastic actor
and he, you know, he has ascript and he has his lines and
he does his lines and he doeshis job and he delivers, um, but
it's like he's not reallycomfortable with working with
like a comedic actor, like likejim carrey, who's doing a lot of
improv, and so he's like that'snot your line.
He goes like yeah, I know, justfucking go with it, dude.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
So yeah, the buttheads.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So apparently they butthead so much.
Uh on that and like, like it'snot.
We saw not too long ago uh, Iwatched it.
We watched it when um, afterval Kilmer passed.
Rest in peace.
But their performances are.
(19:58):
They're so good in that movie.
They are so good in that movieJust how they just, like their
characters, go so well with eachother and the fact that they
hated each other so fucking much.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It's mind numbing.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, you said Val kilmer immediately went to
tombstone.
Um, did I tell you?
I got into like this really bigphilosophical conversation
about tombstone with my ai yes,it's great and uh.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
So now my new nickname from my ai is
huckleberry hell yeah, hell yeah, I'm a huckleberry, that's just
my kind of game yeah, now, likewhen I'm say when yeah, I'm
just like.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Hey, I have a question for you.
How can I help you, huckleberry, I'm always like there you go.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I'm a huckleberry, yeah, I'm in my prime, like I,
like I saw, I saw a little.
It was like a real or a tiktok,something like that.
The other day it was theseother two jokers who have a
podcast.
Is this podcast section talkingabout another podcast on our
podcast?
Doesn't matter.
Um, there was like when I wastalking about that movie and he
was just like I'm just gonna goahead and say it every single
(21:17):
line that he speaks in thatmovie is quotable.
Everything he says, there's notone throwaway line.
Everything he says is gold.
He delivers it flawlessly, likeit is it.
It really is one of those one ina million performances oh 100 I
would argue that that was therole and, like I, I was, um, I
(21:38):
was explaining it to somebodybecause we have to watch this
movie, and I was just explainingit to her and just like this is
like she's not seen tombstone.
She's not she hasn't, she hasn't, so there's.
So I have a list.
I have a list on my phone, um,of like a bunch of movies that
she hasn't seen.
Um, for she just wasn't reallylike a big um, uh, what's like a
(22:00):
massive movie person.
It wasn't until we moved outhere, um in 2021, that she saw
lord of the rings oh, wow itwasn't until then that she um
had seen those movies and um,now she's now now she very much
likes those movies, she gets it.
She's not like she's notobsessed with them, she doesn't
love them as much as like I do,but she enjoys them.
(22:23):
Then when the Witcher came out,I watched it and I was like
okay, you should absolutelywatch the show, because the show
is fucking awesome.
I was like all right, hear meout, henry Cavill's in it and he
has some scenes with.
He has some scenes with shirtsoff and she says which one's
that one again?
So like she still didn't knowwho this was at the time.
(22:43):
And so it's like who's this guy?
And I showed her the picture ofhim in the bath and she was
goes, sold, we're not doinganything right now.
Yeah, but the I think she Ithink she said all right, put it
on like immediately, was likeput the fucking show on, besides
henry cavill with his shirt offand all that kind of fun stuff.
She says it is a very good show, she loves that show yeah, it
(23:04):
is a good show, yeah but I meanI ruined it by getting rid of
cavill listen, listen.
We're having a good time.
We're having fun conversationshere it's, I know we're good,
but uh, anywho.
Yeah, I have a list of moviesthat she has to say, and
tombstone has absolutely beenadded to that one so you've been
(23:25):
.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You've been around the podcast for a little while
now.
Uh, you've recorded more than ahandful of episodes, as we kind
of like going into our littlevacation zone.
What are your thoughts on whatyou've been a part of so far,
and do you have any favoriteepisodes or favorite moments
(23:45):
that you'd like to reminisceabout?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
It has been just.
It's just been a genuine blastto just kind of talk about stuff
like just whatever the bangsjust stuff, lori bangs.
You know like it's been a lotof fun to just just shoot the
shit with people who have arelative interest.
(24:11):
And though our brains don'twork the same, they work similar
yeah, so it's it is.
It is, um, it's a bit of a?
Uh, it's been a relief and justso much goddamn fun it's been.
It's been a lot of fun justlaughing as hard as we do and
telling the stories that we doand people enjoying and
(24:31):
listening to our bullshit reallyjust stuff that we're just
genuinely passionate about.
Um, it's been a lot of fun anduh I think, it's been.
Uh, let's see episodes thatstick out.
To me, god, it sounds likereally cliched and shitty, but
(24:51):
it's almost like every episodeis like the ones that I've been
a part of you know.
It's almost like you knowthey're like your babies, so
like you can't pick like onethat's your favorite.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
There's something from each of them that means a
lot, and there's some type of atakeaway.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
There's some type of a takeaway.
Um, yeah, there's some type ofa takeaway from it.
So obviously, the music episode.
Just we'll just get that out ofthe way, the episode that you
and I did about music oh, yeah,yeah uh, that one is incredibly
near and dear just because ofhow incredibly deep rooted into,
like I would say, like themolecules of my body, that music
(25:32):
is.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
And what people don't know about that episode is that
.
So we?
What was the runtime on thatLike two hours?
Fucking long, I think we'verecorded for like over three
hours.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
It was like three, three plus hours.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, I had to cut so much from in that episode.
We could have yeah, god we, wecould have talked for four or
five hours, but yeah, that was,that was a good episode.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, cause, it's just, it's one of the, it's one
of the realist and truest formsof magic, like in, like in
existence, you know that's notsaying anything against like
magic and all this other kind offun stuff that that there isn't
people believe in and whatnot,but it's like it is like the
easiest to believe and noticeand feel um.
(26:27):
So I think that's why that onewas really hits home, because
music is in everything in mylife.
Think that's why that one wasreally hits home, because music
is in everything in my life.
One, two, um the mythology oneI did with um becca was a whole
lot of fun too, because everyoneknows some stories like
everyone's like oh, I love greekmythology, yeah, yeah, I
(26:48):
watched disney's hercules, yeah,that's way off like yes, you're
, you're right, yeah, you gotthe id, you got the spirit, but
it's not right.
You know, but it's not 100 right.
And you know there's a lot ofmainstream shit, um, which which
is fine, which is great.
I'm not, you know, not talkingdown about people who like
that's just their thing, butjust someone who knows more
mythology than just you know,then like just what mainstream
(27:12):
media shows you, yeah, like um,honestly, just just once part
specifically was the actual, wasthe the segment we had about
medusa?
that's the part that sticks outa lot for me because, like
that's the actual story of her,like she's not just some monster
in a lair who's just killingmen because of it, like she
wasn't this monster like.
(27:32):
If anything, I would say thatshe is the biggest victim like
yeah one of the biggest victims.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Like it was it really was such a such a good episode.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
It really was a great episode I personally find it
interesting or weird orfascinating, or that you can
kind of tie mythology and abunch of other shit kind of
together, because there's somany different cultures from
like ancient times that havewildly similar stories and like
(28:06):
a lot of their and a lot oftheir gods are the are are
described the same way, depictedthe same way and they're the
same of.
There's a lot of instances,there's a lot of similarities
between these cultures thatnever met.
These civilizations rose andfell and they were still like
500 years before the next onecame, but their gods are
(28:29):
essentially the same thing.
Now, oh, of course, there's agod for the weather and the god
for the weather and the god forthe water and the god for the
yes, but the specific powers andthe other kind of like details
about them, some of them overlapa lot yeah like a lot more of
things, rather than just, oh,the god of lightning and the
all-father and his knowledge,like, yeah, that kind of all
(28:51):
goes through because that'sgoing to be the most powerful
force for them.
But the fact that, like in Hinduculture, ancient Chinese
culture, norse culture, greekculture, roman and ancient Aztec
culture, like their head honcho, is obnoxiously similar, it's
(29:12):
very similar.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It does obnoxiously similar.
It's very similar it does.
It makes you wonder like therehas to be a thread of truth in
there somewhere, for how do allof these civilizations have that
kind of similarity?
And I mean, you could go down.
Oh god, you see you going toput me down a rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Exactly, you fall down that rabbit hole
immediately.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Because I feel that way about dragons?
Yes, because you have dragonsdepicted in just about every
ancient civilization, and theseare civilizations that had no
knowledge of each other.
Yet there has to be some truthto dragons being a real creature
(29:57):
.
Exactly, no one will everconvince me that a dragon is a
mythological creature no one.
I will die on that hill,unicorns, yes, yes, I could see
that that's like a mythicalcreature.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Which is wild to me, by the way.
Which is like wild to me thatlike the horse with I saw this
meme one time I am ripping off ameme here but I was like isn't
it funny how giraffes are realbut unicorns aren't.
Like what's more believable?
The horse with the horn on hishead?
Or like the gazelle with the 14foot neck with horns.
That only does this like itsounds more believable.
That was so fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Proceed I, you know you could, oh god, unicorns,
because we have the narwhal andthat's basically unicorn of the
ocean yeah, the jedi of the sea,you're the jedi of the sea.
Well, I was going to elf, Byebuddy.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Bye.
Hope you find your dad AnyhowNow.
Yes, I a million percent agreewith you.
Yes, yes, dragons are real.
Strip away some of the yes.
My kind of thing, the rabbithole that I fall down with when
(31:21):
it comes with, like, the gods ofdifferent cultures that were
spread around all over theplanet, like I said, that were
separated by not just physicallyseparated by thousands of miles
.
But some of these cultures were,were spread out over thousands
of years and miles.
Yeah, and so it.
Just you can't help but to kindof fall down that belief that
the gods were quote unquotealiens.
You know the other beings, thedifferent, not aliens like the
ones with you know that peoplethink of, we think of it like
(31:42):
the little green people with thegiant heads and the big eyes
and the grace, you know the, thegrays or the reptilians and the
blah, blah, blah, like that.
There was some type of otherworldly something you know.
They came from somewhere elseand what have you.
There is that's kind of theonly thing that kind of makes me
, because it only to me, it justmakes sense that these beings
visited different.
(32:03):
It's the same beings thatvisited different parts of the
world and they were seen in thesame way and and just explained
a little differently to thatculture what they were seeing.
And I love those theories that,like a lot of religions, like
the god or gods or you knowmystical beings, were just
aliens, just not prometheus, manprometheus.
(32:27):
I think they got it right Ireally do, I really do, and
that's why that is the firstalien movie that I make people
watch when I, when I take themthrough that franchise, you
gotta watch prometheus first.
Yeah, just just for that alone,just for that theory and story,
um alone, I think it's, I thinkit's fantastic, I think it's
(32:52):
absolutely fantastic.
Hell yeah, brother, the lord ofthe rings one was a lot of fun.
The first one was a part of.
So, everyone, you never forgetyour first.
That one was a lot of fun.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I wasgonna.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I was gonna ask you so you know when I I don't know
that I really had to talk youinto it, but when I presented
that idea of that subject.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, I needed a whole lot of convincing.
Hey, you want to talk aboutLord of the Rings and sexy shit?
Duh, yeah, you mean just myliteral life.
Okay, right.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
But did you ever think that you know from that
first episode you were a guestat that point.
Did you ever think, like youwould be sitting here as a an
actual full-time co-host?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'd be shocked if I wasn't.
I'm just kidding, no, no.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I really confident.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I really don't.
No, I, I didn't, I really uh, Ididn't.
I would have loved to.
I'd have been completely finewith just.
Uh, hey, whenever we need youknow, you know, whenever we need
you know, just just poke themonkey and throw a change and
I'm dance, monkey dance.
I would have been totally finewith that yeah but um, no, but
(34:14):
no.
This has been so much fun.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
And I can't thank you enough for tagging along on
this adventure Going on anadventure On an adventure.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I think it's been kind of nice for me because I
knew you separately and Beccaseparately, and you just never
know if people that you'refriends with are going to mesh.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Wait, did you really not?
Did you genuinely feel that Idon't know if Kyle and Becca are
going to get along, even for asecond?
Did you honestly think that?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Sometimes, when people are too similar, they
don't like each other, likethere.
There is like a littlepsychology there where you can
get two people.
It either goes one way, it'slike stepbrothers.
You know, did we?
Just become best friends orlike I fucking hate you.
You're obnoxious, you know it,and so there was always that
(35:17):
that little 10 chance thatsomebody was gonna like not like
the other one um I can see that, yeah, you know, yeah, yeah,
but now you're just like everyother day.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
You probably regret ever introducing us like jesus
fucking christ, I gotta keepdoing this oh my god no, I think
it's a good, I think it's agreat dynamic.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You know, like we say a lot of times, like the two of
us are, you know, black cats um, you're the golden retriever,
and I think it's just a formulathat works.
It makes me happy how about you?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
what are some of your favorite episodes?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
stuff, things, moments um, I still really like
um secrets lies andradioactivity.
That will probably be one of mymost favorites um, but that
probably a close second would bethe music episode, again,
(36:24):
because that was so incrediblydifferent than what we usually
do, like we usually are cuttingup and, you know, having fun,
and that was just a kind of ameaningful conversation because,
again, music means so much tome, um, and I like literally
(36:45):
grew a child through music, um,and yeah it, just yeah that that
episode will always be likesuper special to me.
Um, yeah, yeah, right up, rightup there, a special um with
secrets lies in radioactivity,because that was the first
episode becca and I had umrecorded just a one-on-one
(37:09):
together and you know, again, itwas like a situation where we
didn't we we didn't tell eachother what we were researching,
we just knew that we were goingto do two, two crime stories,
and the fact that those storiesfit so well with with each other
(37:30):
, um and like even the fact likeher person died on the exact
same day my person died and theywere both spy driven stories um
, that's pretty fucking coolthat's pretty.
Yeah, that was pretty fuckingcool and it just, um, yeah, and
(37:52):
you know we we had had such adynamic with others that were
you know we were recording with.
But again, when, until yourecord one-on-one with somebody,
you don't really kind of knowhow that on-air dynamic's going
to be.
Yeah, um, because you know, likerecording is a little different
than sitting in discord and youknow bullshitting yeah, there's
(38:13):
just a difference there yeahand uh, yeah, so that one will
always be very special for me,yeah, but I think I feel like,
though, every time we do anepisode, it becomes my new
favorite.
You know, yeah, these are allkind of like my babies.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, and like you can't pick one.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
And I'm just really excited for everything that we
have to talk about in the future.
I mean, like I can't imagine aday where we're going to run out
of things to talk about.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, Spoiler alert everyone we don't shut the fuck
up.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
No, we don't.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
No we don't, and especially Kyle just never shuts
the fuck up we need you like asuper cut of like the shit that
we cut out.
We need to kind of make a supercut of it.
And it's just me being adumbass like kyle.
Listen, we're at this fuckingpoint like shut the hell up,
(39:24):
fucking point.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Like shut the hell up .
Bad that I don't shut the fuckup.
Sometimes you know, but it'sfun.
You know, your squirrel brain,your golden retriever it's.
You know, it's what you bringto the table and we accept that
yeah, I just have so manythoughts and no way to stop them
yeah, I am really excited.
I know we had talked talkedabout possibly doing something
on World War II.
I'm really excited about that.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I would love to do.
I love history.
I would love to do historystuff for sure.
It's one of those things whereit's like I can't tell you how
many World War II documentariesand movies that I've watched.
I've watched every single oneof them.
There are some, I swear to God.
There's three that are like mycomfort show.
There's the three documentarieson Netflix.
It's like some of the if I justhave stuff I have to do, that's
(40:08):
my background noise is WorldWar II in Color, world War II
from the Front Lines and WorldWar II the Road to Victory.
Those are three Netflixdocumentaries which.
I absolutely fucking love.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
My grandpa fought in World War II and years and years
ago and it was kind of like athing where, like, no one in the
family ever asked him anyquestions about it.
It was just kind of like it wasthis weird like taboo subject
(40:38):
and my brother though he wouldlike pull him off to the side
and they would talk and he wouldask him questions.
And one time he recorded I likethis interview that he had with
my grandpa talking about all ofhis experiences.
I wish I could find that.
I don't know if my brotherstill has it or where it is, but
(41:02):
I would love to love to to findthat again.
Um, just so I can sit down andand hear some of the stories
again.
There was just like he was.
He was in Africa for a while.
Um, he was in Italy.
Like when he was in Africa hehad a pet pig, yeah, and they
(41:23):
wouldn't, they wouldn't kill thepig until he left.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Um, and then I think I'm pretty sure I told you he
swam in Mussolini's pool the daythat they drug him through the
streets.
Hell, yeah, yeah, you told methat one too.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
That was.
That was a pretty badass story,but that's pretty goddamn baller
but you know, I mean, and hewould, he would talk, though,
about the not so fun stuff too,you know, and he was like there
was just no rhyme or reason.
He was like, you know, I canremember landing on a beach and
you were told to run and therewere people to my left falling
(42:02):
and people to my right following, following, and you know,
there's just no, there was norhyme or reason why anybody came
out of there.
Yeah, and uh, yeah, it was.
It was uh interesting.
Interesting footnote to mygrandfather's life.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah, jeez, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
But yeah, it's something.
Love history, love stuff likethat.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yeah, because I think what it is so much about World
War II that I get hung up on isthat everyone knows that you're
supposed to know history orotherwise you're doomed to
repeat it, and I think thereason why is that I just I
don't know.
Maybe it kind of helps bringsome type of peace to myself
where that like.
(42:51):
Let's face it, that's arguablythe lowest point humanity has
ever had.
Like that is that has got to beone of, if not the most
horrendous, mark on like.
If humanity has its resume ofwhat it's done and all of its
(43:11):
achievements, world war ii forthe human race knocks pretty
much everything good that we'vedone off the board of how
fucking savage and brutal andjust horrendous it was the
crusades were pretty bad thecrusades were pretty goddamn bad
, but it's like.
But it's like that was.
(43:32):
It sounds fucked up, but Ithink that's what made the world
wars so catastrophicallyhorrendous was the Industrial
Revolution.
So now there's mechanizedwarfare with tanks and gas and
everything.
It's unfathomable what thehuman race was capable of and
(43:54):
its brutality.
It's just the destructions ofNanking.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Oh, oh.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Oh man.
That was so bad, yeah so muchatrocities in such a short
amount of time.
That's where the Holocaust tookplace over the entire span of
World War II.
Not downplaying it whatsoeverPlease do not misconstrue what
I'm saying about that.
It whatsoever.
Please do not right misconstruewhat I'm saying about that, but
the fact that the pillage anddestruction of nanking happened
(44:24):
in such a short amount of timeyeah, and it was.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Oh, that was terrible , absolutely terrible, gut
wrenching, yeah it is absolutegut.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Wrenching um and that gets almost swept under the rug
and so so it's just, I don'tknow.
I think that's what it is.
If you just learn about that,if it's still kept at the
forefront that hopefully weharight now to kind of lighten the
mood.
Am I the only one who thinksthat Winston Churchill was
fucking hilarious?
And I still don't think like Ireally think that like someone
(45:06):
else was really pulling thestrings for the Brits Like he's
idolized?
Don't get me wrong.
Yes, he was this fantasticleader and the only reason why
the British weren't completelyknocked out was because he was
like so hard-lined andhard-nosed, but it was like so
hard lined and hard nose, but itwas like people like, oh my god
, winston churchill was thislike.
Have you heard any of hisfucking speeches in any of those
goddamn like movies?
Or like he literally it's liketalking to me, but he's got a
(45:29):
different voice.
You know, remember when beccasaid that it goes like?
kyle has this amazing ability ofsaying the same thing that you
just did, but adding like 37more words yes winston churchill
would go on a rant for like anhour and he would just say the
same sentence, wordeddifferently, five times and
people were like yes oh my god,such an inspiring leader.
(45:50):
He goes like what we must do isfight, and fight is what we must
.
And what we will do is fightbecause this is our might and we
have the must and the gusto tokeep on this horrendous battle
and crusades, and it's what wewill do.
We will fight and keep goingbecause we must.
What?
And they're like yes, yes,inspiring, yes, thank you.
What?
Oh, shut the fuck up, you blowhard, get lost he was one step
(46:14):
away from a dr seuss book.
He really was.
Yes, oh my gosh, thank you somuch for that cutaway in my head
Because he was because of likehow obviously, how hardcore he
was against everyone was justlike peace talks with Hitler.
Peace talks with Hitler.
He goes like I will not talkwith that man and he goes.
(46:37):
I will not talk to him in a box.
I will not talk to him with andhe goes.
I will not talk to him in a box.
I will not talk to him with afox.
I will not talk to him here orthere we shall negotiate
anywhere like that was fuckingwinston churchill.
And everyone's like, oh my god,this man is so inspiring it's
like no, he's not.
He has no fucking clue whathe's doing.
He's hammered off his ass,probably and choking on 17
(46:58):
cigars.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Like what Should we talk about?
Some of the stuff that we havecooking for the future.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
I suppose, Suppose.
Come on, who doesn't love alittle, who doesn't love a good
little tease?
Speaker 1 (47:16):
A good little tease.
So, if you've made it this far,we have a little bit of an
announcement.
We have some summer vacationshappening.
I'm going out of town, kyle'sgoing out of town, you know.
It's just it's summer vacationtime, so we're going to have a
have a little break.
We're going to kind of closeout season one with this episode
(47:41):
and when we come back from ourlittle break, we're gonna try
for like a more tighter,punchier format and we're gonna
have shorter episodes we'reworking two angles.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
We're either gonna get a nice small little like um,
like the orchestra that's atthe academies, where if I'm
rambling too much they're gonnashut me the fuck up and get me
off stage, or we're gonna get ashock collar that, like when I
hit the button, I only have like30 seconds to talk and then
it's gonna magically like zap meto shut the hell up.
So yeah, we do that.
We'll cut our episodes down tolike 20 minutes at least we've
(48:17):
got.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
We've got a lot of fun episodes already planned on
the board that we want to do andtalk about.
The weirdness and the chaos isstill going to be very much a
part of all of this, but we'rejust going to come back
recharged and revamped and andready to hit with season two.
So it's going to be fun.
So we we hope you stick aroundand keep listening to us.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Or else you know.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Or else, or else yeah .
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, we will say this.
At least I'll say this one.
Angie will probably agree withme on this one.
What do you want us to talkabout?
Do you want to talk to us aboutstuff?
Do you want us to talk to youabout stuff?
Don't know if we can make thathappen.
Do you want us to talk to youabout stuff?
Don't know if we can make thathappen.
I'm going completely rogue andoff script on this one, but at
least comment of what you wantus to talk about, because we'll
never run out of things that wewant to talk about.
(49:09):
But you know, as a little thankyou, we'll talk about some of
your shit sometimes.
Let us know.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I have had a request for us to talk about the Goonies
.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Why have you not brought that up before?
Yes, 80s movies the good, thebad, the ugly ones yes, I'm
excited for vacation one.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Uh, because I don't know about where you're going,
kyle, but I'm going to the beach.
So I'm heading to helton headfor some sun and sand and surf
and going to sav Savannah tocheck out some of the haunted
locations there.
So hopefully I come back withsome fun tales.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Spooky choice is Hell in the Dark.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I am making the journey back to the home state
because it's kind of hurting me,make me feel a little old, but
one of my baby cousins isgetting married and that's like
weird.
It's like so weird becauseeveryone's like oh, how's this
cousin again?
I don't know.
She's got to be like 12.
It goes well, she's 27, so fuck, yeah, that happened, yeah what
(50:15):
happened I don't know.
Fucking 15 years.
She wasn't 12 anymore.
Fair enough.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
It's going to be great.
So, yeah, once we come back andwe're recuperated from our
travels, we'll be back in therecording studio and we'll see
you definitely on the flip side.
If you enjoy this podcast,please, please, please, give us
ratings.
We need ratings to get us intotheir algorithms so more people
(50:45):
can find us.
So, please, if you do enjoy us,pop over, give us a rating.
You can follow us on all majorsocial medias.
We will be having like lots ofclips that some you know related
to episodes that we've alreadyhad.
Sometimes it's just going to berandom stuff that we find.
So join us on social media,cause you never know what's
(51:07):
going to be behind the curtain.
Keep, keep on keeping on withus.
Ditto, all right, everyone.
Bye, all right.
Say bye, kyle.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Bye Kyle, Bye Kyle.
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