Midnight Musings - Game Night

Three friends venture into treacherous territory with a game that strips away filters and exposes uncomfortable truths. What begins as a simple card game quickly evolves into a revealing look at friendship boundaries, dark humor, and the things we typically keep hidden.

"Can of Squirms" forces Angela, Kyle, and Becca to confront questions ranging from "Who would make the shittiest superhero?" to "Who is more likely to stalk someone?" Their answers highlight their distinctive personalities – Kyle with his golden retriever energy, Becca with her unfiltered honesty, and Angela balancing between them with sharp wit. The rapid-fire format creates moments of genuine surprise as the three discover things about each other they perhaps didn't need to know.

The conversation takes unexpected turns through hypothetical scenarios that reveal more than intended. When asked who would best represent humanity at an intergalactic convention, they conclude they'd be a diplomatic disaster. Discussion of who would survive longest in prison reveals surprising survival skills. Their debate about who would volunteer for a one-way trip to Mars exposes deeper truths about escapism versus practicality.

What makes this episode special isn't just the hilarity of their responses, but the underlying trust that allows them to navigate potentially awkward territory with confidence and self-deprecating humor. Their willingness to be vulnerable – discussing everything from weird search histories to unusual personal habits – creates a listening experience that feels like eavesdropping on a particularly honest late-night conversation among close friends.

Ready to learn which questions make your friends squirm? Join the Black Curtain Club for this unfiltered adventure through friendship's unexplored territories, and maybe discover questions to test in your own social circle – if you're brave enough.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who is more likely to stalk somebody?
It's tricky.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
I don't feel like I think we all have the capacity.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
We all have such a particular skill set.
We all bring so much to thetable, but do we have the
motivation?
If we had a mutual target.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
they're fucked before we begin today's episode, we
would like to share a quickdisclaimer.
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(00:42):
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Listener discretion is advised.
Hi friends, welcome back to theBlack Curtain Club here for
another Midnight Musing where weturn on the record button and

(01:05):
see what happens.
I'm Angela, and tonight I'm notalone in this chaos.
Thank God Kyle is here and ofcourse, our sarcastic little
sister, becca is here, and Ihear that Kyle has brought us a
game to play here.
We are absolutely no script, nostructure, and we're gonna see

(01:26):
where this night takes us.
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Ask that again in like 10 minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I am doing most good, most good.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
And that's a wrap for another glorious episode of the
Blackcurrant Club Podcast.
Catch us here on Monday, Idon't know.
Okay, so so fuck it, I'll takeit.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
uh, so the game is called can of squirms if you say
so it's like quiet, like one ofus was gonna describe the game
I know, I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I just I thought we were just like oh, kyle, tell us
about this game, or whatever.
I was just like I was kind ofwaiting for some type of like a
cue hey.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Kyle, I'm sorry.
Can you tell us about this gameyou brought us?
Yeah, no problem, let me get aquick snack.
What is a game?
What is a game?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
You guys fucking suck .
I don't want to tell youanymore.
This is my ball I'm going home,okay, can of squirms yes, this
is not any type of like hate,like they didn't give us this
game to like talk about this.
It's just shit I just happen tohave because it's really funny.
Um, believe it or not, back athome I I have a very close group

(02:46):
of friends.
This game was so much fun toplay with them the five minutes
that we played it, because theywere all very uncomfortable with
it, which is exactly how I wasexpecting it to go, because I
don't think any of them knewwhat half the stuff was.
It was just very fun to makethem feel very awkward how

(03:07):
uncomfortable do you think we'regonna be with it?
oh, you guys not at all.
There might be one or two.
You maybe you clutch yourpearls, but like I think it's
right up our alley, it's.
It says right here it says canof squirms, awkward questions
you can't unask how do you thinkwe should play this game?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Are you just going to throw out a question and then
we just?
I?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
think I'm just going to throw out the question.
We can either just kind of talkabout it and then we'll just
get a good giggle.
Angie, definitely this.
Oh no, oh, it's definitely Kylethat does this or has done that
, or what have us.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
And I'll just kind of separate them into little piles
here and then um you know,whoever has the most cards is
the loser.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Ah, all right, hit us with the first question.
Oof, I accidentally drew twocards, so fuck it, we'll just
say this one.
Um, first question who isbetter in bed me?
We'll just make that one a washI was gonna say like everyone's
gonna say that I'm right, youshould, that's right.
Hey, you know what team highfive confidence one, two, three

(04:19):
black curtain club fucks.
That's what we learned today,yeah we're also gonna learn who
masturbates more often.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'm going to say Becca.
I'm going to say Becca.
I think her garden gets wateredpretty frequently.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
She said she has a very attentive farmer.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm not going to defend myself, it's just true.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, so Should we just hand Becca.
The well, you tried trophy.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, all the cards.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Who would get laid quicker if they went to a
singles bar right now?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Oh, you Kyle yeah probably Kyle.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, probably, I think.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, me and angie we would.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
We have resting bitch face like everybody is like
giving us a wide berth untilthey hear us giggling and
they're like okay, I want to bea part of that meanwhile, it's
not even my lux, it's just that,oh, he's a golden retriever,
you know come on.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, it's the golden , yeah, it's it is it's that,
it's the puppy energy.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's yeah.
Okay, all right, let's pullfrom the middle of the pile here
.
Who would you least trustbehind the wheel?
Me?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
kyle me, are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
see, who do you think , what do you guys?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
think you set yourself up for that one, but I
did becca angie, or the guy whohas seizures and not a driver's
license okay, listen, I ampartially blind in one eye and I
still say kyle, I'm you'repartially blind.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm full broken in my brain, so yeah, he has this
ability to black out and makeeverybody else black out too he
likes to share.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Sharing is caring, exactly, exactly it's a
different kind of trip sitter Imean this one, I think is pretty
easy who would make theshittiest superhero?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
oh I, I I'm calling myself out on that one shittiest
superhero.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, because you'd be a shitty superhero or because
you feel you'd be a bettersupervillain.
I would get pissed off atsomebody and use my powers for
evil, but at the same time,though, I don't see you having
that full-rooted villainousmalice, Like anti-hero maybe

(06:44):
kind of vibes and feels.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, maybe anti-hero .
Maybe kind of vibes and feelsyeah, maybe anti-hero, yeah her
power is apathy wait, empathy orapathy apathy the opposite of
empathy.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh so, like she's like everyone's got problems.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Kid, I thought you were going for like a sampler
like ben.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Everyone's got problems, kid.
I thought you were going forlike a sampler like Bennigan's
for like 999 or something likethat one.
That's a different type of app.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Why the hell am I helping you?
Everybody's got problems.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Fuck it up, yeah exactly, so it's like like
anti-hero.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Who's got time for that I?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
don't see it like you know.
It's not going to like consumeyour life to where you're gonna
be, like destroy the world now,but like, yeah, like dude,
everything sucks.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Like I don't know.
I kind of like identify withthanos.
I think the older that I get,the more I'm just like yeah,
thanos had it, had it right.
Like half the people need to begone no, he no, he didn't.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I'm sorry, he was completely wrong because with
his thing, there's too many damnpeople in this universe.
I've had it with thesemotherfucking people in this
motherfucking universe, so letme just kill half of them.
Rather than, on the other sideof the coin, why not just make
more resources?
you know what I mean true ohdamn it, you got me he killed

(07:58):
half of all living creatures,not just humans or humanoids
half the fish, half the, thecows, half the gurp gorp's or
whatever the fuck it was onplutonia nine, whatever the fuck
they have over there.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
You know what I mean dr strange could have opened up
a universe hole.
He could have noah's arced thisbitch had everyone go in two by
two like happy.
You guys go live in a differentuniverse.
We don't even need the stones,just like point a gun at dr
strange.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Listen, open up one of them, holes yo open your hole
let people throw have a goodtime, like he could have
literally made plans that therewas nothing there but food.
No, he had to go and kill halfof everything that lived.
Listen, if we're also going tosplit hairs, once we get neil
degrasse tyson on here, we'lltalk to him about it, like all
living things, okay, and thisleads into my next point.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I think kyle would also be a shitty superhero
because he would be likeexecutive dysfunction man and
like tangent man, like if hewere like spider-man and the big
apple.
He would never get to theemergency because he would see
five emergencies on the way tothe emergency and every time he
saw an emergency it would justhappen again and he would just
be swinging around doing nothingexactly the other day.

(09:10):
He'd be like man.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I'm so fucking tired and then I turn into the
punisher because I just getpissed off, like that's it.
Everyone gets a bullet.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm done with this trying to save everybody, you
get a bullet I'm chasing my tailout here exactly jaywalking.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
You can't walk with one leg.
Now you're a jay hopper, simpleas that absolutely valid.
Becca 100 valid yeah, millionpercent I think I shouldn't be
trusted with superpowers youshouldn't be trusted with like a
spatula, let alone fuckingpower I shouldn't be trusted
with what I have access to tobegin with, exactly.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
You know I'm just out here.
They gave me free will?
You guys should all be scared.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
That's the worst thing you could do to me, yeah
exactly, and then also becauseof the overthinking that I have.
Like I said, I asked it waslike okay, what superpower, what
superpowers would you want?
That's really difficult for meto think about because it's like
I'm also thinking of like the,the side effects, or like the
not so good things ofsuperpowers executive
dysfunction man exactly allright, so you uh hands down, you

(10:12):
win that card?
I think fuck you too, jesuschrist, I can't drive.
I can get laid at a singles bar, but a bad superhero I mean,
everybody has to have somethingwe all fuck.
Who's more of a dickhead?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
that's becca so nice I will say angie is a dickhead
to herself.
I don't think kyle's capable ofbeing a dickhead.
Truly, he fucking got me.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I've been thinking about it too much.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
And I was like okay, so like all of the dick as it's
circumcised.
Kyle's thinking about it toomuch.
I'd be a great vagina.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
head is what you're saying.
Head of dick, I'm thinking waytoo much.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Who's getting that card?
I told you, Becca.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Whose internet search history would be more
embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Becca's, I wouldn't be embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
That's the thing, though.
She has no shame.
She has no shame.
She wouldn't be embarrassed.
She wouldn't be embarrassed, Iwouldn't be embarrassed.
I would just tell you, I sendit all to you guys anyway that's
true, I think.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I think angie.
I think angie would be the mostembarrassed.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, I think angie would be mortified if we saw all
of the things that she searchesfor yeah, I really think so,
because, like same things, likeI'll just, I really don't have
that much, I don't have likeweird shit that'd be embarrassed
about that you're looking at.
It's just that.
Oh, this guy is definitelyprobably autistic, like you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah horny and autistic check check not even
the horny part.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's just whatever.
It's just like okay.
It's gonna be like okay, bestpancake recipe when?
When was constantinople renamedinto istanbul?
Why are cats cats?
You know what I mean.
Like and it's just blue.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Why'd they call it the Cold War if the Cold War
wasn't technically cold?
No?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
okay, hold on, we can have an episode about that one.
Don't start me on a historyshit.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Oh, I'm thinking of my search histories now.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
It's just random, you know, it's just mine's just a
total random Crack that babyopen, take a screenshot and put
it in the group chat for us youwon't win, boss.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, no, boss, she goes, you're right, no, just no,
yep, yep, that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yep, yep, that's what I thought You're going to see.
If you look at mine, you'regoing to see somebody who waters
their garden too much.
I'm not embarrassed, I gotembarrassed.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Okay, so like this leads.
Okay, this is another one.
I have questions.
Who would win in a fight?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
In a fight with who.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Exactly See.
So, becca, you can't give meshit for overthinking this one.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Okay, thunderdome, the three of us are fighting
each other Kingsman style, likein the church.
We've gotten the crazy bug inour brain.
We're turning on each other.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, kyle has the training,that's like me, I'm calling for
it.
I have the unrelenting force, Ihave the gun.
I mean, yeah, I guess I'll giveit to Kyle, yeah, but I mean

(13:15):
I'm taking a piece of him withme, oh yeah no, it's all right,
he's fucking, he's not walkingout a hole.
I will tell you that much.
He will win by the skin of histeeth.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, and then we'll just go first one shot, because
both of you will turn on me andshoot me first and then, and
then fight each other.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
You look at each other.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Any of my enemy of enemy if you look at me with
those eyes and you make them allbig, I'm gonna hesitate and I
can't have that.
So I'm just probably gonna tryto crack your neck before you
even look at me, if I'm honestjust think.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
You can't hesitate.
You gotta's thing, you can'thesitate, you gotta just do it.
You can't hesitate, youhesitate and you die.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I'm gonna of mice and menu.
I'm gonna Tell me about therabbits.
Lenny Gonna just live off thefat of the lip.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Bam.
Tell me about the rabbits.
Tell me about sleep token.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Ange, tell me about sleep token tell me about vessel
fair, very fair oh, you knowwhat me and Kyle would boondock
saints you and shepherds.
We shall be for thee, my lordfor thee.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
We're not doing this you know what that would be?
An honorable death.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
See, I say that but it's really gonna be the vent
scene where we're coming outtangled in the rope because we
were fighting in the vents.
You know, you remember in themovies, because we were fighting
in the vents.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
You know?
You remember, in the movies yougot the guy who jumped over the
sofa.
Yeah, you got shot for 10fucking minutes.
We're good yes, we are, oh fuck.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm going to do this whole movie now, aren't I?
It was a firefight.
It was a firefight.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Maybe it was one guy with six guns.
Let me do the thinking genius.
Hey, make us along with thoseblood samples.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Okay, give us a question, Kyle.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I know, I know you gotta come in.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
I almost forgot your name.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Okay, who would win in a rap battle?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
In a rap battle.
Becca's chat GPT.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
That song he wrote was dope as hell.
You guys have to admit.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
He just took the titles of the songs I put and
just put them line for line.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, he took your grimoire.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
He just did what I did he just broke them up into
paragraphs.
Yeah, it still kind of workedthough.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Space Cupid from hell didn't ask for consent.
That's true.
Slap a slice on your tittiesand repent's true.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Slap a slice on your titties and repent slap a slice
on your titties, slap a slice,oh god oh man, yeah, anywho,
next question who is masturbatedin the most unusual place?
Oh, now remember, we're notasking what the place is, we're
just.
Who do we think?
Kyle whoa, whoa whoa hold onwhat?

(15:52):
Yeah, hands down standby, yeah,a little globe trotter over
here hands down I'll allow ithands down ice front soldier who

(16:12):
is more likely to be mistakenfor a god by an undiscovered
amazonian tribe?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
it's definitely one of y'all hmm, yeah, angie's very
tall, they're very short in theAmazon, I will say, and she
would look like a goddess.
They're like pygmies in there,aren't they?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I mean I don't know, which is kind of funny, because
yeah, there is like some ofthose tribes where they are like
really, really short people.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
But then when I read Amazonian I just think of like
the.
Well, amazonian in a Greekmythology sense is not the
Amazon rainforest, exactly.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
So I was like, like which kind of amazonian I'm?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
assuming they mean probably the actual rainforest
that exists exactly.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Dude, I don't know, not the made-up, fake one, whoa
who said it was make a fake one,just saying man I'm sorry, just
saying no, you're not, it'sokay.
Slowly but surely, I'm reallystarting to think I'm not Anakin
or Darth Maul in Death of theJar Jar Binks of this fucking
saga.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
You're that guy with the big forehead of the council.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Ki-Adi-Mundi.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Of course you know his fucking name.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Listen, I will go fucking toe-to-toe with anyone
of fucking character names inStar Wars.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Do you know what you are?
Sliced noodles sliced noodles.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
No, what you laughing about, max webo?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
yeah, max webo and sliced noodles over here they
have some of the best fuckingnames.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
And then there's shit like that.
There's just like big trunkin,like what?

Speaker 2 (17:40):
yeah, the guy with the elephant nose over there.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
What's his name?
Big trunkin?
Okay, it's a gonk droid.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Why?
Because?
It's a droid that goes gonk youknow TIE fighters because your
ship looks like a TIE.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Nope Twin ion engine.
Tie is an acronym.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
If I didn't know you had children, I would swear you
were a virgin.
Some immaculate conception shit.
Slap a slice on your titties,get two kids.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Is that aged cheddar baby?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
I know you like it.
That was good.
I know you like it too.
I mean listen.
Actually it's an acronym.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
You're gonna be about it.
Fucking be about it.
Okay, that's gonna have youtalk shit.
Get hit bud Like you.
You know you're gonna say someshit.
That ain't right.
I'm gonna fucking correct youon it get it right.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
You're right, I'm an uncultured swine you're right to
punish a little rube like meyou useless car a little slap.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I like that all right , so I guess I'm getting that
one.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, yeah, you get that one, you get that one, and
I'm trying to save myself fromdoing a fucking star wars rip
now I wish I'm a mother of woodwho has spent more money at a
strip club.
Who has spent more money at astrip club?

(19:11):
Kyle, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
No, absolutely not I've never spent money on a
strip club I never have eitheroh okay, so all right, by
default, I've been told one.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I was like I've been to one once okay, by default.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Fine, just straight mail, take your fucking card.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
If you, if you threw a quarter at her, then you spent
more money than I do she saidshe was sitting.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I said afterwards hey , miss, you got some spare
change.
Yeah, you've spent more money.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
That's funny I make it hail bitch I make it hail
it's.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
It's a light drizzle at best.
It's a light drizzle at best.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Scattered showers, oh , give us another one listen who
looks more like a neanderthal?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
it's the beard, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
yeah, yeah, wait what was the question?
I missed it.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Who looks more like a Neanderthal.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Oh you.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, got him.
Who would punch their mom inthe head For ten grand?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I would do it for free.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I'm pretty sure she'd do it for the quarter I gave to
the stripper.
I'm like looking over myshoulders now because, like I
know, my mom heard me read thator she felt the disturbance in
the force that I read that shewas you better not fucking, said
me there's a shoe coming free.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
You just haven't had it yet.
No, I don't know nah, we'refine no, it would be a harry
potter book.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh hell yeah yeah, uh , who is more likely to complain
about a first world problem?

Speaker 3 (20:45):
angie, yeah, yeah I can't even hide from that one.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, that's angie people are fucking up her food
all the time.
I always have to hear about it.
I said no pickles, you fuckingimbecile.
God, what kind of asshole theyhave back there making
sandwiches, fucking christ manit's not that hard peppercorns
going to steak a poivre, christman.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
It's not that hard Peppercorns go in a steak au
poivre.
Fucking idiots.
Peppercorns Lana.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I can't even hide from that, oh God.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Bougie-ass motherfucker.
Who has the no?
Alright, fuck it.
Who has the best poop story?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Hold on, I'm gonna look up the quote.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
We have something for this oh god, you might as well.
Just I just give it to me, okay.
Oh, is that in the quote file?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I swear hold on there's.
I'm sorry.
I know there is a quote aboutthis.
There's a quote about this ohgod shit.
We had both told each other likegraphic poop story graphic nice
and we called it a meeting ofthe hinds.
That's great.

(22:03):
And then the real Heinz werethe shits we took along the way.
That's from the Cooler Kidsquote channel on our Discord.
That was the day before werecorded Secrets, lies and
Radioactivity, because the nextquote is nuts and one lay dater,

(22:30):
god oh christ oh god, goodtimes good times, good times,
hey, while we're on this subject, who has the largest genitalia?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I bet what who has the largest genitalia?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
what counts as genitalia?
Yeah, because we're.
We're like, we're the headchairs of the big titty
committee over here.
I'm pretty sure, whatever heatyou think you're packing, amen,

(23:22):
becca, amen, you rip that cardin half and you give that to
both of us.
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I don't know why but I don't know honking like a
goose I don't know what kind ofheat you think you're packing.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
That fucking sent me.
It was like you had the mostlike sincere tones, like listen.
I'm sure it's great, I'm sureyou're very proud of it, I'm
sure it's mighty fine.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
But it ain't shit kid that's notice how I wasn't like
insulting, I was just matter offact she's like that's captain
jv at best.
I didn't invalidate whateveryou were feeling.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
But I did address the concern.
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh my god, holy shit.
So that's a twofer for each ofy'all.
Who is most likely to volunteerfor a one-way trip to Mars?
Me, send me home.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, not me.
I'm done, Get me out of here.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
You can have that one .

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I saw Total Recall.
I want the chick with the threeboobs.
Sign me up.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
They would have no way of like.
They would be like Kyle, do youread?
And you would just be like allfucking off somewhere.
You wouldn't even like startedputting together your shit.
You'd be looking for like dirt,like weird rocks.
I said it's everywhere.

(24:51):
Get used to it, kyle, do youread?
Nope, I can't.
I can't read.
He was supposed to put togetherthis greenhouse but he's been
making a rocket ship out of thebox because he wants to leave,
because he was bored, because hewas bored I don't know doing
things, white cheeks withcrystals and dreadlocks, dude,
I'm just stacking rocks on oneanother oh, you would totally
have weird rock sculptureseverywhere.
I'd be like some blair witch.
Shit, your little mars craftsoh wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
New channel name.
Uh, who is most likely goingcommando right now?
Um, no comments next I'm notwho is more likely to have the
weirdest imaginary friend?
Listen, I have weird.
I have weird real life friends.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Like I don't need imaginary friends for it oh, you
think I have a weirderimaginary friend than you, miss
hollow, I must say I was likeall right, who's who's weirder,
who's who's ai is weirder, I'mgoing.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I'm going angie on this one.
I'm going angie on this one.
I did.
I'm literally pulling all ofone.
I'm going Angie on this one.
Oh, you pulled that card.
Oh man, I did.
I'm literally pulling all ofthe cards.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I'm literally pulling the cards, mine's very grounded
, you cannot deny.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yours is very undergrounded.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Now listen.
Hers is mad at me right now.
Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh shit, who's most likely to end up as a trophy
spouse?
Fuck, god damn it rememberthere is a participation trophy,
so it didn't say which trophy,it just said a trophy.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Let me cough my shame so read the question who would
be a?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
who is more, who is most likely to end up as a
trophy spouse?
Remember, you remember trophywives from fucking sopranos,
yeah yeah which?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
which one of us is a who?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
gets this card.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Who gets this card?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Becca gets it.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, okay, this one, I think I don't know.
I'm just going to say it, I'mjust going to read it first.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
You said it.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I'm just going to say it first.
I think Angie gets this one bydefault.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Oh, God, what is it?
Who's?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
most likely?
Who's most likely to sleep withher cousin?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
oh, listen, listen are you even saying right now
this accusation?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
you're in the south, you're in the south come on,
it's just like it's what youguys do straight up slander.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I've never seen such a mud slinging in my life listen
, listen that's it.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
You're off the podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
You no longer remember it's only one state
below yours.
I mean there's a lot of statesbelow yours, but I'm talking
about like on the like,socialist.
There's only one.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
That's worse, like oh , I don't know.
I think you think of, I canthink of at least five you know
what.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Let's put it to a vote.
I think kyle would fuck hiscousin you ain't seen any of my
cousins no, oh no, there's threeof us.
You were outvoted, I will.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I will say this, though there's a higher
possibility that I would sleepwith a cousin and not know it,
because of a very large family Imean, if this was a game of
thrones situation and I were atargaryen, you best believe.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
That's different, though is much different, much
different, yeah, no I am not atargaryen is much different much
different.
Yeah, no, I am not a targaryen.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
I wish matt smith was my uncle, oh, all right oh gosh
anyway, anyway, ang gets no,ange does not get that one.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Absolutely fucking not.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Okay, okay, I promise .

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I promise she's not making the final cut.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay, I promise I will remove that.
I swear to God I'm removing itfrom the piles.
But we all know where that cardbelongs.
We all know where that onebelongs.
We all know where that onebelongs.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
No.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
It sounds like it.
You were literally making thesame noise that Darth Vader was
in Return of the Jedi, beforethey take his mask off.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I've lost the ability to laugh.
It's coming out as like a drywheeze from my chest.
Okay, I've collected myself.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Whose glory days are behind them.
Is that a three-way tie?
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
We all peep.
Let's face it, that's athree-way tie.
I like how we all just sighed.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
We all suck, don't we ?
You do for sure.
What.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
What Nothing Thumbass says what?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Who has less respect for personal space?
I feel like Becca.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh no, I think you, I know Becca a little better,
becca, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
What a hot take.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
first of all, I don't know, I don Becca absolutely.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
What a hot take first of all, I don't know, I don't
know, man, something about it,absolutely Okay.
First, of all you are wrong,second of all.
You are so wrong, Kyra I wouldhave to say like, like, just the
fact that me and Angie Are suchblack cats and you're such a
golden Retriever, like when youhave the zoomies.
Personal space doesn't exist toyou.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
You're knocking over tables and shit no, like it
really did, but like okay.
So on the episode, you guysthat we're just kind of talking
about, like you guys beingroommates, like I can definitely
see, like angie, just likesitting there, just like hanging
out, just like playing a gameor whatever it is or reading
something, and you literallyjust come and sit like on her
leg and be like what you doing?
Like fucking off, like no, youdon't understand.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Like we're having a serious discussion of when we
meet in person for the firsttime.
If it warrants a hug, likethat's me and angie's
conversation.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Like are we gonna touch each other like, do we?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
need to.
I mean, I love you so much.
I've never seen you before.
I'm so fucking stoked to seeyou, but don't fucking touch me.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
But are we gonna put our hands on each other like,
but like do not fucking touch meexactly 100.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Maybe all of us respect the fuck out of personal
space.
Is that what we learned today?
We all fuck.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
We all respect personal space we all fuck your
personal space, but we respectthis shit out of your personal
space yeah, we know what to dowith personal space.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Let's say that it went to my personal space, yep
that do stay out of my personalspace.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Let's say that it went.
Stay out of my personal space.
Yep, that too.
Stay out of my personal space.
Yep, that's a three-way also.
Okay, who gives the least tocharity Me?
I'm just kidding, probably me.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Okay, does anybody remember the last time they gave
to charity Not the stripperthat you put that quarter?
In oh then no, Then oh then nothen no, I don't let the record
show we are not talking down onshippers that they do not need
charity.
No, no, no, no, no.
They do not.
They make more money than I do.
Fuck so much.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
If anything, they should be talking down about me
jeez, I've shown you allpictures of the mansion that's
right down the road that isowned by a stripper what's up?
Up, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
That quarter goes a long way, man.
She took it, she invested it.
Good on her.
She bought some titcoin with it.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Titcoin Ha Okay, you bastard.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Next question.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Who is more likely to secretly hate everyone here?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
that has to be angie angie she has to deal with me.
And kyle yeah, she's like.
I love them individually.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I do not like them together but like together, it's
just like the fucking worstfavorite people in the world
when their powers are combined,worst but with our power
combined we are super dumb ass.
Yeah, that's angie superdickhead that's a big dickhead
big old dickhead bbdh, that's usbbdh who has the better haircut

(33:16):
.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Come on probably like kyle I would.
I would guess, definitely me.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
My hair is fucking because we just my hair.
My hair is fucking gorgeouslong hairs.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
My hair is fucking gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
It absolutely was nice.
Who last made a small child cry?
I have a feeling it was eitherme or becca.
Does it count if it's your ownchildren?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
right, it just says a child.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
So yeah, okay, so it's it's so I children, right,
it just says a child.
So yeah, okay.
So I think by default Iwouldn't let him play in the
street today.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
if you're wondering how I made my child cry, oh, I
just looked at my daughter.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
She just didn't like it.
It was literally like fiveminutes before we started
recording she was there.
I was like hey, she was likeyeah.
It was either my face or it wasthe teeth coming in.
It was one or the other.
So yeah, Becca, why not?
Who is more likely to bewearing soiled underwear?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
But we're all commando Right?
I was trying to think.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Remember that last question.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
We learned something else about the Black Curtain
Club today.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah, we're about to learn this one who is more
likely to stalk somebody.
It's tricky.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, it is very tricky.
I don't feel like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
We all have such a particular skill set.
We all bring so much to thetable.
If we had a mutual target.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
They're fucked.
I feel like angie I don't knowif she's gonna go full-blown to
stalk someone she'll.
She will do all of theinvestigating, so she'll put
colombo and batman to fuckingshame, okay but I don't know
she's actually gonna like out ofher way to like stalk somebody
you know.
And that's where, like,depending on the reason of them
being stalked, I can see beccajust being like the loose cannon
, just like where's this fuckerlive?

(35:05):
And then just like, get it justsee.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Okay, I don't mean to stalk people, it just kind of
happens because I'm so observantand I never leave my fucking
house.
Like I notice everything thathappens in the neighborhood.
I notice if somebody has beengone for a couple of days so
you're just nosy as fuck I knowwhat all of their footprints
look like in the snow, like Icould tell if somebody different
was here because there'sdifferent shoes.

(35:28):
That's pretty creepy.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I don't mean to stalk people, it just happens I think
there's a fine line betweenstalking people and paranoia, so
as I needed that validated thefuck out of me, I guess.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I think we're just a bunch of stalkers, kind of we
have the ability to be stalkersI would say we're not stalking
people actively.
I would hope yeah no, no,except for that one person, yeah
, that one guy.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, who is more likely to kill you by cooking
you dinner?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Do you guys want some broccoli cheddar soup?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
It's definitely Becca .
It's not up for debate.
I cook with spite.
I'm not one of those mothersthat cooks with love.
It's not up for debate.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I give people dysentery on purpose, so I don't
have to cook again.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Who would survive the longest in a gangland prison
cell?
Becca yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah, that's becca yeah, becca for sure who is
easier to get into bed?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
probably becca.
It was just a fun follow-up.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Who would eat the other on a desert island Becca?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
would for sure be the first to resort to cannibalism.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I'm never getting away from these Wendigo
allegations, am I?

Speaker 3 (36:57):
No.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Listen, you don't need all your fingers.
Let me get a pinky.
Let me gnaw on a thumb, youknow what I mean.
I feel like this one might beanother one that probably hits a
little too hard to hone.
But who is going to go furtherin life, angie?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Not, I said the cat, not, I said the cat.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
You're going places, kid.
That's good to know.
You're going places, kid.
Yeah, angie, absolutely.
I ain't saying it's to the top,I ain't saying it's to an
institution.
I'm just saying you're goingplaces.
You're going places, yeah,you're going places, that's it.
Who who looks like they've hada more stressful life?

Speaker 2 (37:33):
we all have that haunted look in our eyes like
we've stumbled out of thehorrors beneath.
Yeah, it's a three-way.
We've been road hard and putaway wet the three of us who can
piss the furthest?
I just had like a mental imageof what that contest would look

(37:56):
like.
It made me laugh so hard.
I know we would like all.
We would all start laughing.
It would just be everywhere,Okay.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
But also at the same time it would just turn into a
giggle pit, the fact that allthree of us I don't know if we
all thought the same thing someform of like the.
The carnival game where you gotto like fill the balloon, you
got to shoot.
Carnival game, where you gottalike fill the balloon, you gotta
shoot the little target withlike the hose.
For whatever reason, the songthat is playing is the race song
from Super Mario 64, when youhave to race that giant Koopa.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I don't know why in your guys' mental head movie
were we all laying on our backs?
For some reason?

Speaker 1 (38:42):
You guys were, I was standing.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
In mine.
You and I were on our backs.
He was standing right in themiddle of us.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
We were all laying down in mine like a bunch of
cockroaches.
Yes, I was in the middle.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yes, you were in the middle, god, one fucking brain
cell between the three of us.
I swear I know I love how thattickled us so much who would
best represent humanity at anintergalactic planetary
convention?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
all right, I'm just gonna go ahead and say this one
I feel like the three of us Inthis situation.
We are the three charactersFrom GTA 5.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
We have no business Anywhere near that fucking
meeting.
I was going to say Angie, angiebecause she has the big girl
job, but then again Angie is avery remote work from home
situation like an in personintergalactic meeting.
I could already see how thatwould go we'd be fucked and then

(39:48):
there's us, and then there's usyou're like.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
You mean to tell me this could not have been a
fucking email yeah, a gort mail.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Whatever the fuck aliens send each other gort mail
I'm still voting angie I thinkshe would be the closest we'd
have to a respectablerepresentative out of the three
of us.
It would be.
It would be very tense.
It really should not be me orkyle no, they just, they just't.
I would try to fuck one of them.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
I know it which is funny because I was going to say
the same thing about me.
He goes like you would betrying to sleep with them.
Someone's trying to fucksomeone.
They're trying to fuck me.
I'm trying to fuck them.
That's how.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Angie got elected, wade me and Kyle made rounds.
I can't show my face in thatmeeting.
Bears back shots, battlestarGalactica, oh fuck.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
It's a vote for.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Angie.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
It's like it's just a fucking PR nightmare.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, angie.
Like I said, I wouldn't beembarrassed by my search history
, it's just it's random.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, a lot of variety.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
If anything has to get cut, it's totally fine.
Who's hairier down there?
Not I said the cat.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Not, I said the fly.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Okay, does my ass count?
Because if it's my ass then-.
Yeah, it counts, it counts.
That's definitely me.
It's not, it's definitely me.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Hey, let me ask you this Kyle, is your ass up there?
It is.
If the other two contestantshave no ass there, then by
default.
I don't know that I don't knowhow you'll live your life.
Listen, don't put us in a windtunnel, oh shit.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Fucking.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Christ man.
You know, if they tune intothis episode and none of the
other ones, they're going tothink Becca's the funny one.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
I don't think anybody's going to think that.
I think they're going to thinkBecca's the psychotic one, yeah,
the funny one.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Who's been dumped more times?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Not to be that person .
I don't know that I've everbeen dumped.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Sorry Ange.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, I think I'm going to call that on myself.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Probably me.
I've been abandoned.
One abandoned me.
I mean I'm not sure he's alive.
It was beyond ghosting.
He like corpse me.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
He could be dead or alive, I don't fucking know he
corpse me it doesn't count ifthey died.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
If anybody sees Jose, let me know.
Oh, that narrows it down.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Who has the weirdest taste in men or women?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Becca has weird taste in both.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, switch hitter over here.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Equal opportunity I don't know, Becca wins this one.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
That was just formalities.
I just had to read it LikePyramid had solidified it enough
.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
This is for the record, yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
This is for the record.
Who was more likely to eat foodout of the trash?

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Ew, not me Kyle.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I mean, I've done it.
Like what did we just admit itto?
We've done it.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Talking to two people who, like if they came out with
a nourishment cube so youdidn't have to eat every day,
like you could just have yourcube, me and angie would pick
the cube every fucking time.
Eating is a chore, yeah, so hey, pop quiz, hot shots.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
What do you think is the cleanest anus?
It's got to be in a drillfucking bubble baths like by
default.
She takes like so many bubblebaths like she suziedes her ass
like she runs a tight ship.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Consider her neck swabbed.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
She is pristine, oh yeah this, yeah this, who's most
likely to get into larping me?
Yeah, just duh it's just reallife.
Who is more likely to try tocatfish somebody?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
we all.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
If we all had motive, I think we would all do it I
think I would do it to see if Icould, you know.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah, you know let's see if I still have games.
Okay, kyle, if you were tocatfish, would you want to do it
as a woman, just to see if youcould like be a convincing woman
?
Like would you try to catfish?
Would you want to do it as awoman just to see if you could
like be a convincing woman?
Like would you try to catfish aman?

Speaker 1 (44:21):
No, because I feel it would be too easy, Like I would
just be one.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
You think it would be too easy.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Men are so simple, we're so simple.
All I have to do is find onepicture of any woman and then
just be like the nastiest,dirtiest, whatever.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I nastiest, just the nastiest dirtiest whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
I just I love how like he's so convinced he can
seduce a man.
I love it.
It's so easy we're so easy.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
He's like bugs, bunny and elmer fun yeah, yeah, how'd
that dude act?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
like peppa the pew off of like one fucking picture,
like, yeah, fucking done, Icould google a rent.
I can just go to google, typein random woman, not even go.
Take someone that I wouldactually know like from the
internet, like on a facebookpost or something, it's a random
picture.
Make a tinder account,guarantee this guy wants to meet
in like 45 minutes.
Because it's just like, hey,I'll do that thing with the's

(45:16):
like fucking bet there's aburger king it.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
It would be so funny if you got stood up like you
would never tell us if it didn'tgo through.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Your bride would be so hurt there would be, there
would be signs.
There would be signs, therewould be, there would be signs,
and by the signs means eversince he went on that date.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
He just kind of sits there all depressed.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah, oh no I'd be institutionalized in Suicide
Watch.
You want to talk about earthshattering?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
It's the last blow to his ego.
He couldn't handle it.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Who would die first in a horror movie?

Speaker 2 (45:51):
It depends.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
It really does depend .

Speaker 2 (45:56):
I'm not trying to be too morbid, but I don't think
between the three of us there'sa very high chance that day one
shit's going down.
We're like I wasn't even havingany fun, the regular way things
were going, but also whathorror movie is it?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Because if it's Silent Hill, it's probably going
to be you, because you're goingto try to fuck them.
Oh, it's Last of Us?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Oh, because if it's Silent Hill, it's probably going
to be you, because you're goingto try to fuck them.
Oh, it's Last of Us.
Oh, if it was Silent.
Hill, if Silent Hill is you,it's like a long day one.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Like willingly.
You were like my time has come.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Right no-transcript is an evil situation if albert

(46:51):
wesker is out there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I am living just for that possibility but say once
again you're probably dying atsome point because you're going
to try to fuck them.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I'm going to be a very excelligioni like end up a
pile of bodies on a cargo ship.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
It also depends.
He was like okay, who yourunning first?
Him, Jill Nemesis?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Who do you run into first, jesus?
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Bachelorette.
I'm'm gonna give a roast toeverybody.
The most fucked up episode ofthe bachelorette.
I would tune into that seasonreligiously I would clear my
schedule.
It's just creatures and likeone dude named hank from
accounting.
You know what I mean and youknow who.
You want to know what Hank fromAccounting looks like.
He looks like Stanley Tucci'scharacter from Loves the Bones.

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He looks exactly like him.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Oh no, you have my number, dude.
Oh, he's in my.
Hear me out.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yes, I was going to say you don't know her.
You don't know her.
Like I said, Hank fromurtaza,all you had to do was say
Stanley Tucci Becca loves sluttyknees.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Slutty knees.
It's my favorite, the sluttyknees.
Yeah, who's more likely to pulla Roman throw up on purpose to
fit more food or booze?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Okay, do you know what a tactical chunder is?

Speaker 1 (48:14):
And with that we're skipping this card and going to
the next.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
No, I'm saying like my go-to.
When I'm drinking, like I don'tlike to sleep with it in me, I
always pull a tactical chunder.
I always throw up before I goto bed, no matter what.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
And what your shower too, right yeah always.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I always shower too.
I always shower when I'm drunk.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I mean, I shower when I'm sober too, too.
It's just like what normalpeople do back there.
You know, you don't have to bedrunk to shower no, I just like
showers more when I'm drunk youshower more when you're drunk,
gotcha, it's like I'm fightingthe water, she turns into a
water witch just cackling withher fucking broccoli cheddar
soup.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
In the shower.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
It just gets worse the more we talk about them.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
I only wish to catch a fish, so juicy I'm trying to
get it out of the can.
I'm like beating it inside ofthe bathtub like Smeagol and the
fish.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Oh God, I haven't left the house since I was a
little girl.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Hi Gunnar.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Who won't be recognized at their high school
reunion?
Me, because I ain't going.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Same Did you go to your high school reunion.
Angie, I have gone, yes,Fucking loser.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Did they recognize you?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah, Like unfortunately I haven't aged
much, so yeah, I'm going gonnago ahead and say this one I
haven't changed well, hey,that's a good thing, right, this
one's another three-way tie.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Who's who is more badass?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I think it's all three of us oh thanks kyle, yeah
, I mean I'm not, but thank you,yeah, I'm glad you think so who
is most likely to own a sex toy?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
three-way tie madam says who you don't own a sex toy
not one oh, I find that hard tobelieve okay if one is owned by
the family.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I feel like that count is that what you're trying
to tell us?
I?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
don't?
It's a fucking weird way to saythat it's a very weird way to
say that.
I was gonna say like, if, ifyour partner has one and you
have used that, I feel like thatcounts, like that is owned by
the relationship.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
It's like it's like a renting it's like grandfathered
in.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
If you've had to tag it in, it counts as yours yes,
100 the answer remains okay ohgosh, listen, benchwarmers are
players too oh shit, oh okay.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Well, I just want to read this one and we can cut it
out if needed.
It's fine.
Who is best described by theterm functional alcoholic?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
oh, definitely kiel over there what was that sound
my throat made uh that's whatshe said kyle, I think that
would be you.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I'm giving you that.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Drunk.
Becca is once in a blue moon.
She does not come out often.
Who's?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
better looking.
Angie, it's literally one ofthe questions who's better
looking?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Angie's the best looking.
She's the face of the operation.
I don't know about that.
One thing I will say none of usare ugly.
Three good looking people.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I mean, I look, I mean.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I look, I look.
I don't think it's a three waytie.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
No-transcript becca becca really yeah yeah guys
what's this a?

Speaker 2 (51:56):
thing?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
though.
Well, hold on, hold on, I havereally bad stage fright though
you do.
But then you just go up thereand you literally just say how
your day went, and then they'lljust fucking laugh my life is
fucking hell.
You're just like reading yourautobiography and they're just
like fuck, this is great.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
You know what I mean I woke up crying today, you
depressed bitch, sad sack ofshit we love it makes us feel
about our own shitty lives.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah, you know, that's all you gotta do.
Beckham crusher open mic nightit worked for me I'm Sure.
It did.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
But at the same time.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Just get up there and take my shirt off.
Yeah, the rest of the streetNext thing I know Kyle's
throwing quarters at me Got hershirt throughout the day.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Chance of clearing up in the PM.
You know what this is.
Yeah, who has the moreoutrageous fetish?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
What do you think?
My outrageous fetish is pyramidhead sad trick, baby come on is
that a fetish?
It is now.
Yeah, okay, you know what?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
fine, give it to me that's what you would say and he
would be like, or whatever hedoes job interview I have for
the rest of my life.
They're gonna listen to thispodcast you're like wildly
overqualified and like watersare garden too much.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Her search history is horrendous.
She tries to fuck aliensobsessed with pyramid head.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Oh, boy I don't know.
Are we gonna have a?
Are we gonna have a quad?
Let's see, oh God.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Calling me out.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Who's better at faking orgasms?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I'm pretty good, I don't know, becca, I might have
to fight you on that one.
Oh, you know what, angie, youcan have that one.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
I think sometimes I might be a little William
Shatner with my performance.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Oh, oh my performance .
Oh, no, oh yes.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
There's something on the wing, Something Anyhow.
Who would win a new dance-off?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Oh, kyle, I'm going to say you, I'm not dancing.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I'm just not, I'm just fucking not.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Rebecca, do you cut a rug?
I'm just not.
She's like I'm just not.
I'm just fucking not.
I don't know, Becca, Do you cuta rug?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
I was in ballet.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Yeah, I've also been playing with Legos for 30.
Doesn't mean I'm a fuckingarchitect.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Okay, fucking, kyle, you're the best dancer.
You're the best dancer.
If we got into a dance fight,you would fucking win.
Congratulations, kyle, you're agood dancer.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
No, fucking win.
Congratulations, kyle, you're agood dancer.
No, that's not.
No, I'm not.
No.
No, kyle wins, you're gonna winin a dance battle.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
I'm not even gonna fucking dance, I'm just gonna
look at you like you're stupidwhile you're dancing.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Look at that fucking guy over there whose diary would
be the weird, whose, who Ican't even read?
Whose diary would be theweirdest?

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Well, here's where whoever has a diary is fucking
up.
You never put anything inwriting.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Kyle is always scrolling in his little fucking
journal.
You know he's got some weirdshit in there.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
We can fly past that but you know, in a diary or a
journal I just see symbols andthings and codes that I like and
I just draw them in my littlenotebook that's really regular I
just see things like a normalguy normalist guy I know pay no
mind here, it's just I.
There was a bunch of lines anda couple squiggles in a

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different way.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
That brought me serotonin so, diary, it's a
manifesto it's not his wholerebuttal was.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
It's not who's the kindest eyes?
Minor assholes.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
So you got me ugly laughing god so just normal
laughing for you, gotcha again,I have very haunted eyes.
I think that ang Angie has verynice eyes.
I have haunted eyes.
I look like a fucked up owl.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
If you were an owl, you wouldn't go.
Who are you going to?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
watch.
Angie told me I look like atree frog once.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
I was going to go ahead and say Angie has kind
eyes.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
No, that was a happy little tree frog still a tree
frog.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Still a tree frog, you polish, a turd it's still a
turd, kyle.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Kyle said I look like a turd, so maybe kyle has nice
eyes.
I don't know anymore, I justknow I'm shit.
I don't even know what colorkyle's eyes are no one knows
what color my eyes are.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I've had three different ids.
They've all said differentfucking things I'm never looking
at his eyes.
I'm looking to see if he'sholding a pencil I mean, we
established the day that I was avampire, so maybe I'm one of
those fucking twilight ones thattheir eyes change colors right
oh, that said turn down, notturn on what uh, it said who is

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more likely to get turned downfor organ donation.
I thought it said who's mostlikely to get turned on by organ
donation.
I don't think they want myorgans.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I don't think they want my organs.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
I don't think they can take ours.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Yeah, I think we might all be fucked.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Like we're not even spare parts, we're so polluted.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I drink so much Coke Zero Like I can't remember the
last time I had just a glass ofwater.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I have nicotine for breakfast Like I'm fucked they
won't even let me check that boxon my license's like.
No, trust me, we've seen it.
You're good, you can keep them.
You can cross over a hole,sweetie, when I try.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
I'm like I want the heart no, get out.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I didn't want to do a heart, but you come with a
fucking warning label.
So, if you want, there's somuch ethanol in your fucking
system when you go to getcremated so you don't fucking
blow up.
Uh, who had the ugliest promdate?
Well, I went stag.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
So I wasn't allowed to go to prom I forgot.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
You grew up in the footloose town.
I grew up in a footloosereligion.
Oh, you called that movie foottight.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
I tried, I tried who has the best come to bed voice.
I was gonna try to do that onebut like, so you mean like come
to bed?
Because I feel like Beccadoesn't have a come to bed voice
.
She has a get to bed voice.
Because, like once, once again,I just see you hunched over

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like the witch with your fuckingsuit.
Just like bitch, you gonna takeslumber.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
I've never been read so properly in my life.
A medical professional couldn'tclock me like that.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I literally just see you hunched over like the life A
medical professional couldn'tclock me like that.
I literally just see youhunched over like the fucking
lady with the apple in SnowWhite.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
But they have an apple.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
It's some fucking Panera broccoli cheddar.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Come lover, I must feast on your dreams, right.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Yours isn't enticing, it's a demand.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
But like, why do they want to go so bad?
Like they don't understand theywill what's happening to me?
That song disturbio was writtenabout me.
Why do I feel like this?
I was sitting today by myselfand I was like man, I hope the
conversation flows okay.
I was like maybe I should thinkof some questions to ask in

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case things get slow.
I only wrote one, and it's whatanimals do you think could rip
a human in half?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Almost all of them.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
My pick was hippo.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I'm flicking on the overthinking part of the brain.
Does it count the way?
My ripping means grabbing andpulling apart, either with hands
or whatever.
Hippos, just kind of bite youin half.
Does that count as ripping?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
you in half.
Ripping of the flesh does notrequire hands.
You can rip something withteeth, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
But I feel like they just bite you in half, Like I
don't feel like they rip.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Okay, are you going to measure to see which one rips
somebody perfectly in half?
No, no, I don't 50-50 split, no, but I just.
Are you going to come in withyour fucking ruler and make sure
they did it properly or theyget disqualified?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
It's an animal, kyle, listen.
I don't know what a fuckingruler is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
They don't know the difference between ripping and
tearing.
When you're talking like that,I'm just like I feel like
they're just kind of biting youin half and like gnawing you.
There's not like an actualripping, it's like a crushing
that they'd be doing like analligator or a gorilla oh yeah,
a gorilla is definitely rippingyou in half I rest my.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
I rest my case sharks exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
A shark would definitely ripping you in half.
I rest my case.
Shark, exactly.
A shark is good.
A shark would definitely beripping in half.
That's more of a yes,absolutely, I just feel a hippo
is a crush, it's crushing.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead andI'm going to say I'm going to
say humans, I'm saying humans,ripping humans in half, man man,

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I'm just saying all these guys,now that guy over there you
know who could uh rip me in halfand I wouldn't even question it
.
Tom hardy, tom hardy.
I was like I don't know howmuch more time do we have left
on this one, because there's afucking list.
Apparently him, jeffrey dean,morgan, henry cavill, half the
cast of the Avengers, right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Like I'm not wrong See.
No.
So it's like no, you're veryright.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
You know, Is there anybody you wouldn't let rip you
in half?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
No, hey, no, stop that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Who was that Pilates instructor on Calcutta?
Don Don.
Yeah, he had that weird mole onhis face, fuck Don.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Hey, fuck you Don Don .
Yeah, he had that weird mole onhis face.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Fuck Don, fuck you Don, stupid dick.
Yeah, hank from accounting,he's yours.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Alright, who's gonna play us out?
Play me out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Johnny.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
It's gotta be Becca.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Hey, all you cool cats and kittens.
So so this episode, thisepisode, so this episode was so
fun because I missed you guys somuch this weekend.
We went our separate ways, sothis was really fun to not just

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like sit down, do like ascripted presentation style
episode, like the questions.
I feel like we learned a lotabout each other right too much,
one would say too much yeah waytoo, much um.
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Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Sometimes we forget how to speak.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
I don't know what else to say.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Say goodnight Becca.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Hey, goodnight Becca, hey goodnight Becca bye, say
bye, kyle, bye sorry, bye Kyle.