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Three friends gather for an unfiltered, chaotic conversation that ranges from UFO hunting and service dogs to bizarre food habits and hypothetical drunk treehouses. The rambling, authentic discussion reveals their quirky personalities while offering surprising moments of wisdom about human connection.

• Becca recounts spending her afternoon listening to UFO-attracting frequencies while staring at the sky like a Pez dispenser
• Kyle shares insights about his service dog Steel, who helps him manage his seizure disorder and narcolepsy
• Heated debate erupts over controversial food combinations, including Becca's habit of dipping tortilla chips in cold canned soup
• The hosts establish rules for their hypothetical "drunk treehouse," including the strict policy that no one can enter while sober
• Discussion of weird jobs leads to Kyle's joke about working on a dildo-painting assembly line
• Angie sparks a passionate regional debate about the proper color and preparation of gravy
• The friends share strategies for dealing with telemarketers by flipping the script and promoting their podcast

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• From UFO Signals to Dirty Food Habits: An Unfiltered Conversation
• Service Dogs, Condiment Crimes, and Glory Holes Should Never Mix
• Bitch Angie Makes the Gravy
• What Happens in the Drunk Treehouse Stays in the Drunk Treehouse

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Before we begin today's episode of the Black
Curtain Club podcast, we wouldlike to share a quick disclaimer
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The views, opinions andstatements expressed by the
hosts and guests on this podcastare their own personal views
and are provided in their ownpersonal capacity.
All content is editorial,opinion-based and intended for

(00:41):
entertainment purposes only.
Listener discretion is advised,okay.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hi everybody, Welcome to the Black Curtain Club
podcast.
This is Becca, and today I haveAngie and Kyle with me.
How are you guys doing today?
Hey, that me it is.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
It's a weird day.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
It is a weird day.
It's gonna get so much weirder.
It's gonna get so much weirder,it's going to get so much
weirder.
Do you want to know what I wasdoing this afternoon?
Kyle with Angie here.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Wait a minute.
Oh it's that kind of episode.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
So one of my friends sent me a link for this supposed
frequency that attracts UFOsand UAPs.
So today, while I was on aDiscord call with Angie, I was
listening to this thing, justblaring it in my ears and
staring up at the sky like a Pezdispenser.
So I spent my afternoon, andthat might be why Angie's having

(01:42):
a weird day.
It's a perfect visual.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Just full 90 degrees.
But, like you said, you were ona call, so no, I also literally
see you holding your phone,like how everyone holds their
phones on speakerphone in frontof you, which would be like
right at about candy level of aPez dispenser also.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah level of a pez dispenser also.
So like, yeah, at one point Iturned on my, I turned on my
camera and I was spinning in mybackyard, which is very visible
to, like the general public, bythe way.
I was spinning around with mycamera on giving them a
panoramic view of the sky, so ifthe uap showed up, they would
see it too, but I'll tell you,nothing showed up.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
There were a lot of planes, though yeah, I was gonna
say the highlight came when youstarted counting the planes in
the sky, asking how many planeswere unusual to be in the sky at
any given time, seeing that youlive an hour away from a major
airport you're right, but itjust seemed like seven was a lot

(02:43):
of planes to notice, and I was.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It would be really smart if the aliens snuck one
under the radar and just madethemselves look like a plane.
Well, I also, like I wasthinking of that movie what is
it, don't Worry Darling withFlorence Pugh and Harry Styles,
where she, like notices theplane.
Oh my gosh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's how she realized,like one of the first things she
realizes before you know,they're in a simulation all of a

(03:05):
sudden, right?
So I mean, that was in the backof my mind too.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Listen, we're not talking about AI today,
absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
No one said that I said simulation Clean out your
ears, I know Getting dangerouslyclose.
I was going to say, like my sondid this thing I don't know if
it's because I was outsidestanding- staring at the sky,
looking like an idiot, I forgotabout that.
He started looking up at thesky and making like noises of

(03:34):
distress and like pointing, andI'm like please stop, you're
scaring me.
I'm gonna cry like it was likeclassic scary movie.
The kids see something I don't.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Has it ever happened?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
to you, kyle, or you Angie, with like your cat.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, I mean yeah, cats see shit.
That's not there all the time.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Cats also have dementia.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
All cats are just some.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Just Angie's cat.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Really.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Aww no.
Poor little Brie.
No, she's an angel.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh what?
Just because you got dementiameans you're a bitch?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh, she's so goofy.
I love Brie.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Wait, wait.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
What Brie, my cat.
I forgot she had.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Brie for a second.
Wait, what I was so confused.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I was like what the fuck who?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I thought there was someone I could have sworn.
There was someone I could haveswore.
There was someone that weassociated with Brianna.
We called her Brianna.
I was like wait a minute.
I thought we were talking aboutthe cat.
What are we talking about?
I was like what?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
is going on.
To be fair, I don't know yourdog's name, kyle, but I feel
like everybody knows my dog'sname.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
We could play a fun guessing game.
You could try to guess my dog'sname.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
What is your dog's name?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Her name is Steel.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh Steel Nice.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, thank you, but it's a weird spelling.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
It is because it's spelled like how you would spell
the name Steel, not the metaland not the felony.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Not the felony, god, thank you.
I hit my mate when you saidthat I tried really hard not to
laugh.
Oh my god, I almost choked onsmoke.
That's a felony song title.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Okay, almost choked on smoke save.
The fun thing is so the companythat we got her from named her
before, so she came pre-named.
So that was one less thing wehad to worry about when we got
her.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
How long have you had her for?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Six years this August .

Speaker 2 (05:37):
And how long has she been a service dog?
Her whole life, yep, her wholelife.
Oh, wow, prestigious.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yes, prestigious.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I'll tell her I think she does a fantastic job, even
though I've never seen heractually do anything.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Hey, yo bitch you the shit I'm paraphrasing, but
that's what Becca meant.
She really is.
Enough people have seen her doher, uh, do her thing.
It's uh.
It's interesting because, likewe still don't know exactly what
it is, because like she wasn'tactually trained um to alert me

(06:14):
to, um my events, because moralsand ethics come into play,
because they'd have to inducethem, they would have to make me
have, so it's like you have tolearn each other yes, exactly,
it's not like illegal.
It's just frowned upon to try totrain service dogs for seizures

(06:34):
that way I could see that yeah,so it'd be hard on both of you
probably.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
It would probably be really stressful for her and be
really really stressful for youso I'm glad that you're letting
it kind of happen.
Naturally you get used to eachother, like you would any
relationship right.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Oh, so what she does when I'm having the seizure is
she will either lay down next tome or she'll actually like get
under my head, like my pillow,and for the duration of the
seizure.
Then, once the seizure isstopped, um, she'll then start
to like lick my hand, or she'lllike lay across me and kind of
like lick my face, cause sometype of sensory to like help

(07:09):
wake me up so she like helps toground you out of it essentially
like just bring you back toyour body a little bit okay that
makes sensewhat a smart girl I have the
wombo combo of a seizuredisorder and narcolepsy.
So once the seizure is over Iam in full REM sleep.
So she's actually waking me upafterwards.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, I'm glad that you have her because that would
be like that's a lot to have togo out into the world with man.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
I had to be in the world with it for 12 years, 13
years.
I had the.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I've had the condition before we got her,
before I got her something likethat so yeah yeah, I just
imagine somebody getting myidiot dog like to help them with
.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh exactly wouldn't survive.
Exactly, that's terrible.
Her training is unbelievable.
It really is unbelievable, andGod, I wish I remembered his
last name, but the trainer thatshe had, ivan, so she was

(08:26):
actually born in Santa Monica,oh, california girl.
Yes, ma'am.
So when I got her and when shegot delivered to me in
Connecticut, that winter was thevery first winter she ever saw
snow.
It was the best.
We have a video recording of it.
It's amazing.
Steal the service dog S-T-E-I-Lthe service dog on Instagram.

(08:48):
Yes, she has an Instagram page.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh yeah, Make her famous.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
She does a lot for this man.
He's a lot to handle.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
You have no fucking clue, this poor girl.
We haven't really posted on itin a couple of years, anyhow.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
You should get your service dog an emotional support
cat.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Listen, at this point my service dog is going to need
her own goddamn service dog.
She's like bro, I didn't sign upfor half this crap Anyhow, but
her trainer, ivan, he's beendoing it, for he had been
training dogs, I think he saidfor like 10 years or 12 years,
something like that Ivan, he'sbeen doing it for he had been
training dogs, I think he saidfor like 10 years or 12 years,
something like that.
When he's trained, quite, he'strained a couple of dogs in that

(09:31):
time, um, and he was, and hewas telling me it was just like
listen, I hope you don't, youknow, I hope you trust me when I
tell you that I don't just saythis to everybody, but, um, you
have an incredibly special doghere.
I've been doing it for over 10years now.
This has got to be the smartestdog.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I think I've ever trained.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
If she's not the smartest dog.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
She is, without a doubt, one of the smartest dogs
I've ever trained in doing this.
That just made me even moreexcited and nervous, really.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'll never forget Like live up to a lot of
potential.
Seriously.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Like um, because I know that there's still a fair
amount of work on my end that Ihave to do Um like in training
her and making sure that itstays.
You know that she stays on topof her game and and all that Um
so that it stays.
You know that she stays on topof her game and all that.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
So Well, it's like you've adopted an athlete, like
you didn't just go out and getone from the pound, like you've
got one.
That's like I need to bestimulated at all times.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Otherwise I'm going to be bouncing off the walls.
Absolutely Chocolate Lab too,like I had labs growing up, we
always adopted.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Labs are my favorite.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
We just growing up, that's it's we always.
We always adopted labs are myfavorite.
We just got we just we justlucked out growing up.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
There was always a lab that needed to be adopted,
so, um, that's the way it goesyeah and uh.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
So I know that they're very high energy, they
very active and and so on.
So it was like, dude, like Iget the boohoo sometimes like am
I gonna screw her up.
I get the boo-hoo sometimesLike am I going to screw her up.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
That's how I feel about my child.
I'm like am I going to screwthis up?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Oh yeah, knock on wood, knock, knock, knock, knock
, knock, knock, knock, knock.
She hasn't missed one yet insix years, wow, good girl.
Hasn't missed one in six years.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I'll say okay, so my dog has no training whatsoever,
except what I've given her, Likebasically sit, sit, still lay
down, settle roll over.
She does a little spin for me.
It's real cute.
She does high fives and she'llshake my hand.
So she has like a few tricksunder her belt.
She has not been trained todeal with PTSD in any way
whatsoever, but she's gottenfamiliar with it just from

(11:44):
living with me and it's like Inever she never needed to be
told that.
Like I don't want to be touchedwhen I'm having an episode, I
don't need, like, physicalcontact, I don't need, like you,
to come lick my face, like shesees me hit the ground and she
sits like two feet away from meand just lays down and is calm
until it's over, and then she'llcome and she'll, like you know,
interact with me, and I thinkit's interesting how intuitive

(12:06):
they can be it's nuts about thatyeah, man, you just have to raw
dog life with a cat, yeah don'thold your head underwater while
you're drowning

Speaker 4 (12:17):
listen, I know you're doing a thing right now, but,
um, I'm supposed to fucking eat,and so if my little meow mix
isn't in that little dish inabout 14 seconds, I'm throwing
up on the fucking carpet againyeah, I'm throwing up on the
carpet again.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
I swear to god Angela .
I'm gonna puke all over thisfucking place how would you like
some shit in your shoe, causeI'll put it there.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I swear to god I will point blank.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I'll look you in the eye while I do it, would you
like that, angela?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
I'd shit for you.
I'd shit for you so hardfucking Cass.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I can smell your shit .
Why did I sound like RickGrimes?

Speaker 4 (13:04):
I for one cannot.
So that, ladies and gentlemen,is called a callback yeah, it's
like a family guy cutaway don't,don't, don't, you don't start,
don't you fucking start, becausethat is literally what.
That is the best, that is how Idescribe my brain.

(13:25):
And someone asked me so what'sit so like?
What's it like up there,because you've watched episode
of family guy.
It's like an episode.
It's like no, you know, they'recutaways.
He goes yeah, it's justnon-stop.
It's a master cut of cutawaysevery second of every day.
It just doesn't stop yeah it'slike if chris nolan wrote an
episode of family guy.
So it's like if Chris Nolanwrote an episode of Family Guy.

(13:45):
So it's like Inception, butFamily Guy shenanigans.
Oh God, there's cutaways incutaways.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I feel like my brain is like if Five Nights at
Freddy's was a PowerPoint.
That's how my brain works.
There's like jump scares, andit was being told by.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
like Grimace, I feel Grimace.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Grimace explaining Five Nights at Freddy's.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's Grimace explaining Five Nights at
Freddy's, I think that's.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh my god, that's right, that was Grimace.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
That's right, that is Grimace's voice.
I always call that voice thespouse voice.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
It's so right.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
It's whenever someone does, that's the spouse voice.
It's so right it's.
Whenever someone does, that'sthe spouse voice.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Angie has heard me do that to Austin firsthand.
Shout out to my husband, austin.
She's heard my maliciouscompliance.
She's heard my customer servicevoice with him.
She's heard me mock him openlyto his face.
She has a good, fullunderstanding of how my marriage
works.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
My favorite is the malicious compliance that's
hands down my favorite.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh my god, that's a racehorse name right there.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Malicious compliance.
Coming out of the back door, itsays malicious compliance.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I would love nothing better than to get you a beer
Beer.
Yeah, hey why don't I?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
do that for you.
Right now, in fact, it's likemy mouth is smiling, but my eyes
are dead too.
That's one thing Angie doesn'tget to see is my lifeless eyes,
my mouth is all black like adoll's eyes.
Like a doll's eyes.
Yeah, exactly yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
My mouth is smiling, but my eyes are dead and my
heart is full of rage.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Steeping with quiet resentment.
My other favorite game to playis she will say something
totally random and I have tofigure out if she's talking to
the husband, the kid or the dog.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
What?
Talking to the husband, the kidor the dog what?
I think the most famous one wassomething along the lines of if
you keep sitting with your bareass on the concrete like that,
you're gonna get a hemorrhoid.
What?
Is the weirdest con condimentcombination with like what they
dip the condiment in that you'veever seen in your life, and
I'll start with mine.
I have a friend that she likesto mix ranch and a1 and dip

(16:10):
steak in it and that is a1 dipsteak surprisingly good, but it
turns my stomach to look at itbecause it looks great I see the
flavors.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I see the flavors working together.
I do, um, I think I'm going togo ahead and be that guy.
If the steak is good, itdoesn't need a condiment.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
S&p is all I need.
Yeah, same way.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
That's it.
So if you're dipping it inanything, even if you're using
A1 sauce, I'm going to judge you.
Oh man, but I can see theflavors working.
I have one friend who will putcriminal amounts of ketchup on
his pepperoni pizza.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
My God.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Kyle Pepperoni pizza.
What the fuck?
It's only pepperoni pizza andit could be from Domino's, it
could be from Pizza Hut, itcould be from any local joint.
It is specifically pepperonipizza.
He will literally cover thewhole thing in ketchup.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
The whole thing, in ketchup Fucking hell.
Imagine his breath.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Remember the friend I told you the embodiment of the
word imagination.
It's that friend.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Oh okay, oh wow, All right.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
I mean Shoutouts to Brosa.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
It's giving Julian from Big Daddy 30 packets of
ketchup 30 packets of ketchup.
He can't eat pizza unless ittastes like a Lunchables pizza.
Angie, I know you're a littlefreak about food.
What weird condimentinformation are you hiding from

(17:52):
me?

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I was just sitting here thinking I don't think I
have a weird combo.
Wow, that's shocking to me.
Oh, you know what?
This is something new that Idiscovered.
It's really good is to put soyou can get, you know, frank's
red hot, so you can get it inpowder form yeah, it's so

(18:15):
fucking good so you put that ona cucumber.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Oh, so good that sounds disgusting no thanks,
frank's red hot on a cucumber?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
that sounds fucking delicious why do I want a spicy
cucumber?
You told me that right now butit's so good?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
no, it's, it's, it works so good.
I think the the only other likemaybe weird food combo I do is
I do like pickles on a grilledcheese what in the hell?

Speaker 4 (18:48):
what do you mean?
What in the hell that's like.
That's like the nectar of thegods there.
All right, we're talkinggrilled cheese.
We're crossing to the grilledcheese territory I have my head
in my hands.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Go ahead all right do you just crack your knuckles?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
He did.
I'm fucking rolling up hissleeves, cracking his knuckles.
He spit on the floor for asecond.
He's going to point his toebefore he throws this one at us.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Hell yeah, a very near and dear friend of mine
wants a grilled cheese foodtruck.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh, we have one of those.
It's called the Cheese Melt.
I think there's like probably30 different grilled cheese
sandwiches, everything you couldpossibly think of.
It's a classic fucking grilledcheese Really good melty cheese.
You have to do it very quick assoon as you take it off the pan

(19:43):
, open it up, put some pickleson it close it.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Dude, you got to put the as you're prepping the bread
, you got to butter the bread.
Yes, butter Depends on whatyou're putting on it, whether I
use butter or mayo.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
But oh, not mayo.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
You butter the bread.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Bread down Cheese on, put the pickles on it.
Yeah, bread down Cheese on, putthe pickles on it.
Cheese on top of that.
But the other one on top ofthat.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
But then they get warm.
Nobody likes a warm pickle.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
On a grilled cheese?
You fucking do no.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
No, you put it on after, but you have to do it
very quick so it remelts andkind of encapsulates it and it's
still cool when you bite intoit.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
That's an absolute no , that's just no.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I don't like the sense of urgency you've given me
about the pickles on thegrilled cheese.
It's giving me like ChefRamsay's vibe, like you fucking
idiot, you donut, you fucking-.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
What are you?
I'm an idiot sandwich.
You're goddamn right, you are.
I'm picturing you making agrilled cheese, but then like
hastily, like you're diffusing abomb in a fucking James.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Bond movie.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
It is.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Rip a grilled cheese open and throw some pickles on
there.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
She's holding the pickles like defibrillator pads.
Claire, stay with me, I'm withyou.
Alright, close him up up.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I've done all I could do put him on the counter to
convalesce, all right, so, uh,what is your favorite or snack?
My favorite or snack or as inyou are, you are without money.
P-o-o-r p-o-o-r.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah, I heard horse snack also and I was like
titties and beer define what ahorse snack is, a snack that
makes you feel like a dirtylittle mistress like I shouldn't
be eating this, but I'm gonna.
What is a horse snack?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
for me.
Okay, so this is my thing.
This is something I like.
I could god, I just tearthrough this.
But I like to get cheddarbroccoli soup in the can, the
condensed kind, and I just diptortilla chips in that.
I don't want to heat it up.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I should straight up scoop it out of the can oh god
becca I see you huddled in thekitchen like a baba yaga things
that I've ever learned about you.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
That might be the one thing that tests our friendship
, I see you huddled in thekitchen like a Baba Yaga Things
that I've ever learned about you.
That might be the one thingthat tests our friendship.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
I'm like Smeagol and his fish in my little cave with
my chips in can.
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
I'm telling you, I just, oh god, I see you.
I'm telling you, just like alittle fucking, like Like a
woodland witch just huddled overin your kitchen, just like
snarling and just like horkingtortilla chips.
They're like off-brand tortillachips also at the bottom of the
bag where, like none of themare together, it's just like the
shards.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
So you'd have like a handful of like little ones.
I'm one of the feral childrenfrom that movie, mama.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I just perched on the back of a kitchen chair with
the.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
I was kind of.
I was kind of thinking of likeyou know, like saltines with
cheese in the microwave to makelike some kind of you know?
Oh yeah, you name it or uhnachos but, here we are with the
campbell soup and just man, Iwish I hadn't said shit.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I should have just kept that in my fucking self.
Yeah, yeah you should have, youabsolutely should have I won't
buy it if it's not the kindwhere you can just like stick
your finger in the little loopand rip the top off the can
either, like I don't want to geta can open around for this shit
, he's a k-barlike godzilla he's a k-bar all

(23:35):
right, now that I've unzippedmyself, I'll let you guys make
fun of me.
What poor snacks do you guyseat with your greedy little
mouths?
Literally all of them, becauselike, yeah, I was like specific
okay.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
So yeah, there was the poor nachos you take the
tortillas and just eat with yourgreen little mouths Literally
all of them, because like yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Specific.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Okay, so yeah, there was the poor nachos.
You'd take the tortillas andyou'd just throw cheese on them
and throw them in the microwavefor X amount of seconds Poor
nachos.
Yep, so there was those.
Yeah, so there was that.
Oh god.
What else was there?
Oh god, another one.
Now hold on, we'll talk aboutthat in a minute.
There was just toast, justsaltines, just saltines, just a

(24:16):
sleeve of saltines.
Yeah, that takes me back.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I had a friend who would stick a hot dog into her
bottle of barbecue sauce andthen squirt it out.
It would be coated in barbecuesauce the way I found out that
she was.
Somebody who does this is Iwent to squeeze I'm sorry the

(24:45):
mental image is getting me.
I went to squeeze some barbecuesauce out onto my plate and
it's like hot dog just slunk out.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
You know what you want to know.
What instantly came to mindwhen you said that what
fellowship of the ring whenthey're making an Uruk-hai.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
There's just that slunk of body that comes out of
that hole Like it was birthed.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Oh, that makes me.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Oh, hang on, I'm going to throw up All for a joke
.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
I don't to throw up All for a joke.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I don't know why you made me think of that.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
That is the worst word ever.
I hate that word so much.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Moist.
Oh, my eyes are watering in mymouth.
What's your grossest?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
snack.
I don't have any gross snack.
I mean, Becky, you know the onethat you don't have any gross
snacks.
I mean, I mean, Becky, you knowthe one that you don't like.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, such an animal.
Well, little bull rat, it's araw vegetable okay.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Oh, the potato right.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
You're absolutely off your nut with that one man.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
It's just like chunks off a tater man.
It really the mental imagedisturbs me.
I know she's told me that shepeels it, but I picture it like
peel and all Like I don't knowwhy it's really gross to me,
congratulations.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
I now see the two of you just huddled, like two of
the three fates from hercules,just huddled over with a fucking
can of campbell's broccolicheddars and, like I said, it's
the little shards.
So like you're getting, likeyou're getting your little
fingies in there, so you're likeyou're like eating like your
fingertips too, while you'redoing it and I'll just see angie

(26:41):
just dragging a sack ofpotatoes with her.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Just no, no, no, no god damn dog with a milk potato,
with a salt shaker.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's all you need potato and a salt shaker and let
me get a potato and a saltshaker.
My god I like corn raw.
See, I think that's weird.
It gets in your teeth.
Really bad, I will will say,but it's really good.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Goddammit, Angie, don't you dare Talk you can't
tell anyone anything abouteating a raw fruit or vegetable.
Now you just can't.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I know right, like this is fucking corn on the cob.
At least I don't have to likepeel it or anything, I just husk
it.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
It's literally peeling it.
You know, what it's, literallypeeling it.
You know what I'm feeling, kyle.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Thank you, thank you so much.
Thank you so much for callingme out because I felt filthy
trying to get that under theradar.
You're literally feeling whatthe fuck?
You're looking a hypocrite.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Let me shut my fat mouth go shove some more brown
cheddar soup in it.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Call it a day head back pez dispenser mode.
I've just got the open canabove my head and it's slowly
sloughing out.
It's just a cylindrical massthat pops off my forehead like
cranberry sauce it has oh yeah,100%.
It's just like cheesy broccolicranberry sauce, essentially

(28:04):
Like you can see the ridges ofthe can in it.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
That's absolutely grotesque, absolutely grotesque.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I was the only one that put myself out there with
my poor people's snack and I wasshamed for it.
You guys are putting yourpickles on grilled cheese like
it's the most regular thing inthe world.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
It is regular, sorry you should try it.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
You like pickles and you like grilled cheese.
They're very good together,yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Like lamb and tuna fish.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
We do cryptid episodes.
I end up feeling like a freak.
We do murder episodes I feellike a freak.
We do movie episodes I feellike a freak.
We do normal everyday lifeepisodes.
I feel like a freak.
I'm starting to think I'm justa freak.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
You're just starting.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, it's hit me.
It's hit me really hard.
All of a sudden I'm secondguessing a lot of my life
choices.
Maybe I am a Wendigo.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, maybe you are.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten.
Grossest thing you've evereaten.
Okay, are we allowed to?

Speaker 4 (29:04):
eaten.
Gross thing about eating OkayFood-wise.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Oh, we mean actual food, never mind, yeah, yeah,
that's why I said food-wise.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Okay, food-wise, you know what that was, you know
what?
Yeah, now we're going to bringit back here, the thing that I
was just like oh no, we'll talkabout that in a minute.
I knew this was going to comeup.
My father does not do muchcooking, if any, so, like my dad
worked first shift, my momworked second shift and so mom

(29:30):
always had like dinner ready andlike left the instructions to
like put in oven at this time,at this temp, blah, blah, blah,
right.
And if it was ever left that mydad had to come up with
something somehow he had, thiswas the ace up his sleeve every
time Tuna casserole.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I love tuna casserole .

Speaker 4 (29:48):
You do, but not my father's.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I would be grateful for a plate of your father's
tuna casserole first of all.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
No, you would not.
It is a bag of overcooked eggnoodles, two cans of Campbell's
who knows, yeah, maybe with thisCampbell's soup thing here Two
cans of cream of mushroom soupand one can of tuna, and you
just mix that up and then you'reschlocking in a bowl, throwing
it in front of you.
Oh, that sounds so good it is.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
That sounds like good home cooking right there.
I would be so grateful A meal Ididn't have to cook.
Thank you, Mr Kyle.
So grateful a meal I didn'thave to cook.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Thank you, mr kyle.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
No, thank you, no thanks like I will be in the
corner with saltines and apotato oh yeah, saltines, at
least this one like, on one hand, I'm a really, really picky
eater like I have safe foods,that I have unsafe foods that,
like I just absolutely cannoteat.
But then, then again, I'msomebody that has eaten like
fried crickets, I've eaten rockymountain oysters.

(30:46):
Like I've eaten calamari, I'veeaten raw fish.
Like I'm pretty adventurous, ohuh.
There's like a thing where whenyou're, when you're hunting,
where you like, you like, youtake a bite out of the heart.
But that only happened one timeand, uh, you know, it's classic
, everybody does it.
Yeah, so I'm a picky eater, butlike I'm also an adventurous
eater, I'll put just aboutanything in my mouth once.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
A-o, a-o but uh, yeah , no, it makes you sound
ungrateful, don't come around.
I love, I love, uh, I love myfather.
He did his best cooking.
My dad's still alive, by theway, that's not saying that my
dad's dead.
He did his best cooking for uson those nights.
On those nights he would do hisbest so that we wouldn't go
hungry.
But it was just God.

(31:30):
And not only that, but I hatemushrooms too.
I fucking hate mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh yeah, I love mushrooms, so it was like oh,
mushrooms are yuck.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
I hate them.
I absolutely hate them.
Guys, I love mushrooms.
We're also talking about the90s too, so it was like okay,
you have two options you eithereat dinner or you fuck off to
bed.
So well, yeah that was herfavorite.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
They loved making us not have dinner, didn't they?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
So like they're, like it's your dinner, you go to bed
.
Thank Christ, I have an optionnot to eat this fucking tuna
casserole.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I have an option I would rather eat hunger.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
I would rather eat hunger right now.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I'm like mother, please.
I'm 11 years old withdepression.
I want to go to bed, motherplease.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
I'm 32 with depression.
I want to go to bed, but no ohGod, no, it's just, oh fuck.
I just yeah, like it's onething.
It was like you didn't even hitit, like you can't even call it
a casserole.
It was just like a fuck it pot,because like a casserole at
least you put like breadcrumbsand you bake it in a fucking

(32:36):
dish.
It was just no, you just mix itall in a pot and just say there
, you you go?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Do you guys still eat Hamburger?
Helper.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yes, it's still a regular in my home A million
percent Stroganoff.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
That's the best I love the Stroganoff.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I also just like the regular beef one.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
I think we got the lasagna one right now.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I don't like the lasagna.
One's too sweet for me.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not a I will hunt you down.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
First of all, I don't like red sauce much to begin
with.
Second of all, I don't likesweet I don't like sweet with
dinner, that much.
I'm not a real sweet and savoryperson together.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah, no, no, you're right.
The hamburger helper, beefshogunate, is the shit.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
It is.
Yeah, no, you're right, thehamburger helper, beef shogunate
, is the shit it is yeah.
Do you?

Speaker 4 (33:27):
guys remember Shake and Bake.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Unfortunately, it's Shake and Bake and I helped, and
I helped.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I always think of Charlie's Angels, where he's
like I'll shake you like, likesmooth.
I was thinking Talladega.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Nights with Shake and Bake, oh yeah.
Talladega Nights, yeah Ithought Shake and Bake Steel.
You just scared the holy shitout of me, dude.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh, Steel's cameo Steel knew.
Like I was in an episode, I'mjust going to make my little
appearance.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yes, he's like.
Yes, I have been summoned.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Hello, it is high.
How are you?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
girl Shake and bake was just orange dyed salt, it
was so it was.
That was another one I hadgrowing up.
I just yeah now, if I never hadanother shake and bake in my
entire life.
At the same time, though, if Iever, you know, if I oh excuse
me, if I'm high as a kite and Ihave a seizure, I have no idea.
I have no idea what that was.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Are you having a seizure now?
I am?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
having a seizure now.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Those little hiccup burps.
That kind of popped out ofnowhere Anyhow, I was going to
crack a joke, but now it's gone.
You're supposed to stopeverybody in their tracks.
I'm sorry, spam.
Do you guys like spam?
Would you still eat a spamsandwich?

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Like email phone calls.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Or the canned meat, the stuff posing as meat in the
can oh yeah, no, no, you knowthat they say that spam is the
closest thing to human meat.
Maybe that's why I like it somuch.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I like spam you are a wendigo.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
We're the god like a fried spam sandwich so good.
Spam with eggs so good, so good.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
I love spam yeah but I also feel like there's like a
million other things to eatbefore we eat the emergency food
.
So like why not eat that stufffirst, before the emergency?

Speaker 3 (35:08):
food, you know.
Do you like Vienna's sausagestoo?
Yeah Ugh.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, they're good Ugh.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
They're cute.
What about potted meat?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
I don't like potted meat.
That's like somebody chewed upmy spam for me.
I don't need that, thank you.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Oh God Makes me want to gag.
I have teeth.
I'm like a gag-a-maggot.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
A gag-a-maggot for real.
You know what in a can reallygrosses me out?
It's corned beef and hash, Idon't know what the fuck that
stuff is, but it just Cornedbeef and hash is.
But just looking in the canfrom a can.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
That's horrible, that's just horrible.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I swear.
We always have at least one canof that shit in my pantry and
nobody ever eats it.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
That's your corned beef hash corned beef in gravy
on toast just really good cornedbeef period together, laura and
none of that white gravy either.
It has to be brown gravy.
Are we good Period?
Corned beef Period Together,laura, yeah, and none of that
white gravy either.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
It has to be brown gravy.
Why do you say what?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
We don't want to know that white gravy around here.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I'm glad you oh God, I'm glad you picked up on that
too, kyle, that was just youripping with resentment.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
That white, that was or you were.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I was like jesus oh, I hate white gravy it and
everyone is like oh, that's likethat's southern gravy.
No, the fuck, it's not southerngravy.
White gravy is trash.
Oh my god.
Okay, what do you?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
mean steak.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Gravy, but it's like a brown gravy.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Get the actual fuck out of here.
You get the fuck.
No, it is not white.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
White gravy is terrible Woman, oh my god Woman.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
What color is it?
How is the gravy on yourchicken fried steak?
Like brown, like the mashedpotato gravy.
You're putting that on yourchicken fried steak Like beef
gravy.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
You're putting beef gravy on your chicken fried
steak.
No, it's not beef gravy.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
It's a brown gravy.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Made from beef stock correct.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
No, it's not.
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Okay, read me the recipe, Do I?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
need to explain this to you.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Yeah, you do, you fucking do, because no other
gravy besides white gravy goeson.
A fucking chicken fried steakwith my goddamn biscuits in the
fucking morning.
Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
So everything starts with bacon grease, right?
So you put your bacon grease inyour cast iron skillet and then
you put your flour in.
Yeah, and then you swirl thataround until the flour gets like
a burnt color to it.
You make a roux, yeah, and itit has to be like a dark brown.

(37:51):
So you start to make a darkmilk into it and it becomes like
a like a brownish gravy so youburn your gravy is what you're
saying.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
You burn your gravy, you burn your gravy, so you put
burnt gravy.
You put burnt gravy on it.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
It's not burnt.
Yeah, you do, it's just whitegravy.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
It's not white gravy, no the.
So what makes it?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
white gravy is no the caramelization.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
I'll call it the caramelization.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
The caramelization.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Okay, angie, you are right.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
It adds an extra flavor.
Y'all just don't understand thesouthern way.
We're just idiots.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
We're just fucking dumbasses.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
we don't know shit about gravy, not like you do
these days you're in thetrenches one of these days, when
we're on tour, I will make youall some southern proper
southern gravy proper southerngravy do you?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
eat biscuits and gravy.
Yeah, what kind of gravy do youuse?

Speaker 3 (38:59):
the one one that I just described Burnt.
No, it's not burnt.
It's not burnt because you canburn it.
You can take it too far to thedark side.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
What's the darkest gravy that's passable.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
The kind that you make.
If you're making a gumbo, youmake a dark brew for it.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Gravy prejudice.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
That's another racehorse name.
Culinary biases.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
You had a stance to not yuck somebody else's yum.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, sexually, but what you're talking about is
fucking heresy.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
There's a difference, it goes against God.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
It goes against God.
Every timeall undercooks theirgravy.
An angel cries.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, I cry, angela northerners angel listen city
folk.
Northerners okay, I am not fromthe north I moved to the north.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
I grew up.
I am not from the North.
I moved to the North.
I grew up in the taint ofAmerica, just as you, the taint.
I know about white gravy, or asyou call it, brown gravy.
It's not.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
There is white gravy and then there's like a brown
gravy.
They're two different speciesof gravy, Two different species
of gravy.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Okay, babe, you're just changing the fat you're
using in the gravy.
That's all you're doing.
You're just changing the fatyou're using in the gravy,
that's all you're doing.
You're still making white gravy, you're just using a different
fat.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
No, it's not white.
It is not white, though it'snot white.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
She's toasting it more.
You are making the same exactgravy that we are.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
It tastes completely different though.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah, you're just toasting it more.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
I'm telling you, there's a distinct difference.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
No, for sure there is oh and yeah.
I'm definitely fuck.
I am the North you shouldn't be.
I was in the Northeast and thenI went even farther North when
I moved.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
He's like you know what?
This isn't North enough.
Meet more North.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Just a little bit more bud.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Holy smokes, bud Holy smokes.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
I would not have done that brother, I would not have
done that.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I love how Brooke is with us in spirit, even if she
can't be here tonight.
I hope her day goes well.
All right, I have a questionfor you guys.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Oh, I definitely have an answer.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
What is your dream?
Podcast episode.
My dream podcast episode yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
You could sit down and talk about anything for the
entire podcast.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
The differences of gravies.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
I've already done that.
No, I mean like a deep dive.
Oh, we haven't gone deep enough, okay.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Yeah, deeper.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
I could get you a good cornstarch slurry going
Cornstarch slurry.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
No see, that's where you're already fucking up.
Don't you dare go puttingcornstarch in my goddamn gravy.
It's primarily news.
I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I don't cook with love.
I'll tell you that, first andforemost, I don't cook with love
, I cook with spite.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
It's malice and knowledge.
That's the only thing thatworks.
And, yeah, it's malice andknowledge.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
That's the only thing that works, and I'm like pissed
off at the spices for somereason, like I'm yelling and
throwing them back in the drawerwhen I'm done.
Fucking bitch ass paprika.
God damn chili powder.
It never wants to go back whereit goes.
I get so angry in the kitchen.
I really want nobody around me.
I'm never going to be one ofthose people that's like oh,

(42:23):
it's thanksgiving, everybody,come help me cook in the kitchen
.
I'll be like get the fuck outor I am jesus christ, where did
you practice culinary?

Speaker 4 (42:30):
because that's literally anyone I've ever known
who, like, actually cooks.
I was.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
I was raised in one of those kitchens where things
are like flying around andyou're like ducking.
I'm pretty much always wearinga saucepan on my head for
protection.
Oh, I'm doing it because I'mdrunk have you ever gotten drunk
and like did the wholelampshade on your head thing?

Speaker 4 (42:56):
no, not the lampshade austin did that once almost
everything else else.
Let's see, Okay, there we go.
Funny things you've done whiledrunk Like actual funny things.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Okay, so I'm really bad about being a little
instigator when I'm gettingdrunk, and my big thing is
always trying to convincesomebody else that they look
like they would be really goodat doing a cartwheel, Like
talking them into doing thecartwheel and somebody always
ends up getting hurt.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Okay, so you turn into Loki when you drink Done.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
I do, I do, I become a little trickster.
I'm a trickster spirit.
Fair, oh, I'm always like youknow you should climb that.
We should see who can run thefastest.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Like oh, let's go play Red Rover.
Because I'm the guy who'salways like absolutely.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, see, you'd be a dream to be drunk around like I
could get you to do?
You have no idea how right youare like you'll think we're just
like gonna hang out, have acouple beers, maybe watch a
movie.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
I'm gonna have you building a tree house in 45
minutes, just you wait that'swhat's funny, is I'm gonna do
that sober and then we're gonnato play in it while we're drunk.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
What would be our first activity in our drunk
treehouse?
We're only allowed to be drunkin the treehouse.
We can't be sober in thetreehouse, okay.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
It's going to be one of two things it's either going
to be Chinese checkers, or Allright, I'm already leaping to my
death.
Or.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Miss me with that.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Lord only knows what the we just you just got.
You got to follow the vibe man.
You don't know.
We're gonna be fighting dragons.
Are we gonna be ninjas?
Are we gonna be ninja dragons?
Are we gonna make a souffle?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I don't fucking know I'm picturing like the kids in
stand by me that are just likeup in their treehouse playing
cards and smoking.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah but for us we're just drinking.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
We're not kids, we're in our fucking 30s.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
We're throwing the empties out the window.
That's the real Black CurtainClub.
It sounds prestigious but it'sliterally just treehouse.
We go and get drunk in.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Okay, where my brain went immediately like a Family
Guy cutaway scene.
We're just up in the treehouse.
You say you were just throwingthe empties out the window, but
when really it's likeSchindler's List.
I'm just like stretching outand I'm just like yeeting them
at people.
I'm looking for them.
I'm waiting for these bastardsto cross the lady with the frame
of their baby.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I'm going for that baby Wham, the bricks at Home
Alone 2.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yes yes, hey, idiot actually, you know, it's funny.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
I think I know the same people or I heard of the
same people or people like that,whatever one that they thought
was really funny was a houseparty that was across town.
They left and they were wildlyintoxicated and it was like
every 20 to 30 feet they had topee.

(45:47):
So half the town by the law ofdog they own, half the town that
they grew up in by the law ofdog, everything the piss touches
is mine everything I havepissed on is now mine um if you,
if you name a few more likenoteworthy locations, they could

(46:12):
triangulate you like I said, itwasn't me, it was people I have
heard of.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
If you enter the treehouse sober, you will be put
to death.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
That's our only rule.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
It's pretty strict, but everything else we're pretty
loose and juicy about.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
No, no, no, if you leave the treehouse sober, you
will be put to death.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah, because then you can't be trusted.
What the fuck have you beendoing up here?
You are sober right now.
I don't trust you.
Wait, okay, this touches onsomething else.
Do you guys also get suspiciousof sober people when you're
drunker than them, like I, stoptrusting people.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
I get leery of sober people in general.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Do you ever think that people are pretending to be
sober when you're really,really drunk?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Okay, secret time.
I think people are pretendingto be drunk when they're not as
drunk as me, like they'repretending to be drunker.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Well, they're trying to beat you, they're trying to
make it a contest.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Yeah, exactly, but the thing is, that's how I know
that they are more drunk than me, because they've lost sight of
it, because the thing is to bethe most so, to consume the most
but be the most sober.
Is that your goal?
That's, the goal is to likeconsume so much but still like
kind of function how you windrunk that's how you win drunk

(47:37):
you just come a little circle.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Yeah, exactly, you drink yourself into sobriety.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
I think they call that death and but yeah, Drink
yourself into sobriety.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Have you ever okay, have you ever been drunk for
multiple days in a row?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Yeah, that's just life, kyle.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I was going to slip this in.
I think I was drunk for like aweek straight once, just nonstop
.
I didn't sleep the whole time.
I was wide awake, just non-stop.
I didn't sleep the whole time,I was wide awake.
I have insomnia anyway, so itwas like me drinking insomnia.
They lined up perfectly.
I was a fucking animal.
I was at a music festival, soit was like acceptable behavior.
I wasn't going out and beingrowdy at a Walgreens or anything
like that.
I was surrounded by other peoplewho were out of their minds.

(48:17):
As far as environments go, itwas the one to be a drunk for a
week straight in.
I got up to some shenanigansthere, man Woo.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
That's a music festival.
So it's like I feel like youcan get to some shenanigans and
some drunk bullshit, bullfuckery, even if you're sober, so like
the fact that you said likedoing all that and like it's
like fucking around in awalgreens.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
You spoke to my soul directly there well, that's,
that's your style of being drunkas you go, be rowdy to
walgreens no, it's like I saidyou just you gotta follow the
vibe.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Most times it leads you it.
Sometimes it leads you to awalgreens.
You know that night austin andI.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
That night Austin and I got engaged.
We had gone to his Uncle Guy'shouse.
Shout out to Uncle Guy he hasthe most fun house to get drunk
at.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
He has an uncle named Guy.
We went to this Uncle Guy thatwe have Uncle you can just say
Uncle.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
No, his name is Guy.
Shout out, guy.
He believes in Bigfoot.
Yeah, he knows everything aboutthe Alamo it's great for us to
get drunk with.
Anyway, we got smashed drunkSomehow.
Austin and I ended up engagedthis night and wandering around
at the Walmart where we workedtelling everybody we got engaged
, nice, nice, that one goes downin history, nice.

(49:42):
I'm really bad about throwingup on my feet when I get drunk
throwing up on like, like you.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Like, you're standing and you throw up, or you throw
up and it lands on your feet itlands on my feet okay, that's
like I get really bad.
I get my feet out of the way ohwell, because if you're
standing, if you go to do that,you're eating shit dude well,
I'm like okay, that's anotherthing about me.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I'm determined to stand when I'm throwing up.
I don't know what it is, but Ineed to be standing.
I need to have my hands on myknees.
That's how I gotta do it.
I don't want to be on theground, I want to be near the
toilet.
I gotta be standing.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
In case I have an enemy coming from behind.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I've got to be ready to attack Can't be too
vulnerable.
I mean, maybe just pull in theflare and turn your head Gross,
point blank.
You have to have it in yourback.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
That's how messed up my brain is.
But imagine being the kind ofperson to attack somebody and be
like oh they're throwing upPerfect time, but my brain is
like that's what's going tohappen.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
I mean, I never thought of that until now.
If I could just make them throwup.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
This would be so much easier.
They'll be incapacitated.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
All you have to do is tell them the story of the hot
dog and the barbecue sauce.
Hot dog and the barbecue sauce.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Oh, that's like the noise it made, dude.
It's like you were there.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
That worked for me, Spoiler alert I am the hot dog.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Imagine squeezing barbecue sauce, not knowing that
was something that could happen, not happening to you, I would
take it in shock.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
I would be freaked out.
I would never use barbecuesauce, ever again in my entire
life.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
That makes you not trust a person anymore, Like
I've eaten here before.
What the fuck else are youdoing with no pizza around?

Speaker 4 (51:23):
I wouldn't trust bottles anymore, ever.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
We're going to start doing concert rules, Like all
liquids have to come in atransparent container, Like I
need to be able to see where thefood came from.
Where's that safety seal?

Speaker 4 (51:39):
No, no, exactly no caps, no, nothing.
I'm taking them from you allboxed face.
Oh shit Cops are old.
Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Have you ever had a job where you had to wear a hard
hat?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
I don't think it's technically classified as a hard
hat.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I was going to say it's pretty damn close.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Pretty goddamn close.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
It's about as hard as a hat can get to be fair it's I
mean it's not gonna stop abullet, but it does.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
It is graded for ballistics no, I have not, if
anyone cared no, angie, thatwould shock the hell out of me.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
If you had, I would be like what?
What's the weirdest job you'veever had, angie?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
um, I mean working for attorneys.
That's weird in its own right.
Um, I would say I had to sellmattresses one weekend when I
had was doing temp work.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Oh, like, were you like at some kind of like show
floor, or were you like?

Speaker 3 (52:35):
it was a really weird setup, like there was a
mattress company set up in likea hotel lobby and it was.
It was weird.
It was really, really weird.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
It was a full day of absolutely nothing the weirdest
job I ever had was it wassurveys, like I literally called
people with surveys to try toget them to fill out surveys.
It turns out that company wasactually like scamming a whole
bunch of people, but it was.
It was some very interestingsurveys.
It was about shit that nobodycared about, like oh, like local
elections, or like litter insome specific park or like

(53:13):
something going on like in thecommunity and I would like
environment, you know yeah yeah,like stupid shit, like that.
Most of it was like politiciansbeing like.
This is for my campaign.
We're trying to show peoplethat, like the way they answer
these questions, basically saylike oh, you want to vote for me
?
Anyway, it was like the easiest15 bucks an hour I ever made.
I only worked there for likethree days Speaking of call

(53:35):
centers.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
have I told you what my new favorite pastime is when
telemarketers call?
Oh yeah, my new favoritepastime is when telemarketers
call.
I think I told you, Becca, but,Kyle, you haven't heard this.
So I flip the script and Istart talking about the podcast.
I love it.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
This one guy.
He started and he said he wascalling from the treasury
department at wells fargo.
Now I have no accounts, neverhave had an account with wells
fargo.
And I said hey, before youstart in asking me questions, I
have a question for you.
Do you listen to podcasts?
And there was stunned silence.

(54:20):
And finally he was like yeah.
And I said well, I have apodcast recommendation for you.
He's like oh yeah, what is it?
So tell me, do you need tolisten to a podcast called black
curtain club?
And again silence.
I was like yeah, you know, we,uh, we actually have some

(54:41):
listeners in india and we couldalways use a few more.
Again, it's just silence.
And then all of a sudden youheard the call disconnect,
that's become my new favoritepastime

Speaker 2 (54:56):
this has inspired me, because I get a lot of like
scam messages and my dmsbasically just because we post
so much about the podcast.
And now, whenever they do, I'vejust started being like so,
have you actually listened to it?
And I'll be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, I'm trying to
sell you on this thing.
And I'm like, what's yourfavorite episode?
And they'll just scramble totry to come up with a response

(55:17):
and then I'll be like well, haveyou shared the link with any of
your friends?
And they'll be like well, I'mlike trying to sell you the
service to get you morefollowers and stuff.
And I'm like, well, how manyfollowers do you have?
And they'll tell me like.
Wow, you should share my linkwith every single one of your
followers.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
That would help me so much six of them fucking it
right.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I wish that.
I mean I don't wish that Icould scam people for a living,
but if my job was to just likecall people like that on a daily
basis, that would be a prettyeasy work day, I feel.
Although I have done a lot ofcall center work, it's not easy
by any means.
But if there were no stakeslike that, I could do that.
Yeah, cold calls can suck ityeah, I've done a lot of that

(56:02):
too many.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
God, that's just the worst, because I think the
reason why they're worse,because I fucking hate getting
cold called about bullshit andthen I feel like I'm just
calling about bullshit.
I'm not calling about bullshit,I'm calling about, like,
bettering your life and you'regetting like health and wellness
and stuff like that, but still,yeah, you're gonna want it I've
done everything from like debtcollection to political surveys,

(56:25):
to like doing insuranceestimates over the phone, shit
like that, like pretty much anythe shit that I immediately hang
up on you on got it yeah, yeah,yeah, I was all.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I was all those people um, but my saving grace
is I can get any idiot to have aconversation with me, like it's
so easy Just something aboutthe way I start a conversation,
they dive in.
You know, they're just like ohfuck, yeah, becca, tell me all
about it.
And I'm like well, okay, sir,well, so I mean yeah, that's why

(56:55):
I think I gravitated towardthose jobs a lot, because I'm
just like I'm a good phone voice.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
I'm just like I'm a good phone voice.
Well, you should let otherpeople tell you that.
But you know, wait a minutewhat's the base of this episode,
which is having idiots talk.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I can get any idiots to sit down and record a podcast
with me.
Long con the long con.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
I think the weirdest job I had was painting dildos.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
What Are you?

Speaker 1 (57:20):
serious.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Kyle Wait what Get back here, kyle?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Elaborate.
Excuse me, just drop that andrun away.
We are not ending the episodeon that.
What Bye, kyle.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
You motherfucking what?
What do Kyle you?

Speaker 4 (57:43):
motherfucking what?
What do you want to know?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Okay, Did you Were they like sent to you blank, or
did you make them?

Speaker 4 (57:50):
No, I just, I just Okay, I don't know.
I would just, I would just getlike Like a sketch pad and some
paint and I would paint picturesof dildos and then I would sell
them and you would what withthem.
You don't want to know how manyanswers that question has.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Did you sell them?

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Yeah, no, that's a lie.
It was like a conveyor beltkind of thing.
So it was literally just likeunpainted schlongs.
Just come down this conveyorbelt and I would just grab it
and just like dip it in some dyeand just move it along.
That is a job I would do, andjust move it along.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Wow, it seems like it would be very soothing, Like
just the fact that it's it's notsoothing.
Oh well, nevermind then.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
For me personally.
I absolutely hate mundane umjobs like that.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
You need a lot of stimulation.
You've got a very busy brain myfriend, you have no no, I do
have no idea.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
I do have an idea, that brain, my friend, you have
no idea.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I do have an idea, that's why I just fucking said
it.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
I wasn't kidding, I wasn't kidding.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
I go absolutely insane with jobs like that.
For the record, I didn't havethat job, all seriousness, hand
it got.
A friend of mine did have thatjob for like a week.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
He got fired.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Was he still in the product?

Speaker 4 (59:04):
No, he couldn't take it seriously.
He was like chasing hisco-workers, like, oh, it's gonna
get you, it's a real badbehavior.
So the guy sitting next to himis like pay attention, and he's
got it on his shoulder.
He goes hey, tim, and dick inthe face.
He's like you can't get me.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
He's like, oh, he got fired him and dick in the face,
like I love wiener humor hewould take something from his
buddy's tool bench.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Like they had these little like workstations, like
these actual like work benchesoh, my god, like santa's elves,
and it was all such toys.
Santa's elves at the fuckfactory it sounds like he would
take something and like knock itoff the guy's desk and he'd

(59:53):
stand to grab it and he wouldlike just take one and just like
put it on his chair.
So he sat back down oh my god,oh lord.
He's like a week.
He got fired because hecouldn't take it seriously.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
They just made me laugh because the same thing,
the same fucking thing I woulddo do you guys think that you
could work at a sex shop?

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
I don't know no, no, no, I couldn't work at one where
I knew I'd know people.
I just I couldn't, I justcouldn't work at one where I
knew I'd know people.
I just couldn't, I justcouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
The idea of having to like okay.
So I've worked at the local gasstation here in town so I
already know what it's like tolook people in the eye and know
them as you're handing stuffover the counter.
So I can only imagine seeingthe mailman come in and buying a
whole box of goodies.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
I would never be able to keep that to myself you know
, because it's always like thatone and it's gonna be like your
second grade teacher that'sgonna come in and is getting
like a gimp suit and, like youknow, just like shit.
You don't need to know, my godyeah, 100.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Like you know, you could order this online now,
right like that's, that's the.
That's the thing In this dayand age people that still pound
the pavement going tobrick-and-mortar sex shops.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
They're going for the glory holes.
That's all they're there forglory.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
They're going for the business that's going on in the
back of sex shops as is best ofall sex shops that we all know
about.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
That was the uh.
That was.
That was my biggest favorite,because, like you, gotta go to
one or multiple in one night,doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Um, so it's like you're gonna run into somebody
you're gonna run.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
This is what kyle does on a long weekend.
I gotta go to every sex shop intown.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
You gotta see if you get the best deals.
You know compare prices.
They do price matching deals,you know compare prices.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Do price matching you ?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
know now.
Oh price matching Say, yes, yougot a coupon for that.
I got a coupon.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Yeah, buy one.
Buy one, get one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Bogo dildos.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Bogo dildos, bogo dildos, bogodildos, bo-go-dildos
, bo-go-dildos bo-go-dildos.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Bo-go-dildos Monday Monday Monday massive car
clearance sales.
I want there to be like a wackyinflatable arm guy out front.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
But it's not arms, he's waving around it's just a
dick the wacky waving inflatablewang but anyway, yeah, that's
like the biggest fear is that,like you're gonna run into
someone's like ah fuck dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Okay, here's what gets me is buying a pregnancy
test at the dollar general herein town, because it's such a
small town, even though I'm likea married woman, I'm an adult,
it's like I'm just like it'sperfectly acceptable for me to
buy pregnancy tests, but itstill like gets me in the back
of my brain every time,especially because they're like
behind the counter.
I have to specifically lookthem in the eye and be like yo.
Let me get a three pack offirst responses, please, please.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's yeah, this one.
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, this is bringing up a funmemory.
This is why I'm afraid ofWalgreens now.
So you said that it's funny.
With all the debauchery, kindof shit, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
It was like I love the way you fucking, the way you
start to spin a yarn.
Can I just say my favoritefucking thing in the world.
You're so fucky with it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Like I said, that's just, that's just the way that
my brain works, it's just nofucking further it just goes
it's just in here, it's comingout there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
There's no felt the direct line input output.
All right, it's like 11 o'clock.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
I'm like I think I've graduated high school at this
point.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Oh, that's good.
Okay, so you're an adult.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Exactly so.
I'm an adult and I'm getting abox of condoms.
I'm heading to my girlfriend'shouse.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Ooh, okay, rico Suave , let's go yeah there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
And so in front of me is my third grade teacher.
Oh, okay, so a littlebackground on this guy teacher.
Oh for, okay, it's a littlebackground.
This guy, this guy he was, hewas like the cool teacher and
it's this is something to dowith the buying condoms and shit
like that, whatever, but likehe was, he was an awesome guy,
he was.
He was a really cool teacher,was a really good teacher.
He'd like had guitars, he waslike in bands and like he like

(01:04:15):
sang and also the kind of funshit.
He's also kind of whatever.
He's the shit.
Fucking love that dude.
But he's also like that primand proper and like good, almost
like a goody two-shoes, but hewasn't like on a high horse or
whatever it was, but like theguy, definitely he, he.
I bet you to this day hedoesn't have a callus on his
hand.
He doesn't do manual labor.
He hires someone, manuel, to dothe labor kind of thing, manuel

(01:04:38):
labor.
You know, you know what I'msaying though.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Yeah, okay, he's just like from that type of society.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
But really down there it's really nice.
Also like I'm fun.
So it's 11 o'clock at night.
I'm there and I'm like, wow,this is kind of awkward.
Andrew's like oh, my god, yeah.
And there's that thing wherethat now there's just the
awkward silence and where weboth kind of at the same time
just kind of glance down at likewhat each person's buying for
whatever reason, because you'renot like oh, because like you're
being nosy, it's just you justkind of like, look away, so
you're staring into the person'seyes, whatever.
And we looked down and I didn'tcare about buying condoms

(01:05:10):
anymore when I saw that he wasbuying plan b.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
So I was like all right oh damn, it's like the
changing of the guard.
They almost want to high five.
They almost want to high-fiveeach other.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
It was a fist bump.
It was just the nod, the look,the stiffening of the lip.
Nice, fist bump, take care.
And he left.
What a legend.
It was funny as hell.
It was funny as hell Because hewas like a grown-as-fuck adult,
like he was a grown man when hetaught me.
I hope so, but you know what Imean.

(01:05:44):
But like he was like, yeah, hewasn't like the fresh out of, he
wasn't like the fresh out ofcollege teacher and he wasn't
old, but I don't know, he'sprobably in his 30s at the time,
like having family there, solike motherfucker was like he
was probably.
He was probably closer to 50than he was 40 at this moment
and I'm like what the the fuck?
Good shit, that's my Walgreensstory.
Yep, yep, what the fuck do youthink it was Like King of the

(01:06:19):
Hill?
That's a pretty damn okay show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
No, honestly it is.
I feel like it doesn't getenough credit because like it
had to compete with the Simpsonsand Family Guy and South Park.
But King of the Hill wasperfectly okay.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
I think it was and I think the reason why it didn't,
you know, is because like theSimpsons and Family Guy, they
have all that tomfoolery.
But you know, it's allhorseshit and unbelievable.
It's cartoons, whatever.
Like King of the Hill, likeyeah, they always got into some
shenanigans, but like he didn'tjust like accidentally fall into
like the inheritance of, like adinosaur helicopter, like no,

(01:06:51):
like he just like oh, like itwas all believable, actual shit,
like that could happen, andthen Family yard and shit, like
all the shenanigans one of myfavorite recurring bits is
anytime like peter crashes intocleveland's house.
No, no, no, no, the first timethey did that bit after he got

(01:07:17):
the show and they still do itand it's just the empty bathtub
and then it crashes and he justgoes.
Oh yeah, that's right,Cleveland moved.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Yeah, I also like.
I really like it when Brian isa dog, all of a sudden, like
something happens and he's like,and it's like my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
He's like driving his Prius and shit like that and
like going to pay his taxes,like walking, and he sees a
squirrel, chases a squirrel forlike two miles.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Oh, it's my favorite.
I love that show.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
God, I can't remember the last time I actually like
watched that show, like when itwas current.
Quote-unquote.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Stewie is my favorite character.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
And I know he's like a really common which Stewie is
my favorite character and I knowhe's like a really common evil
Stewie or gay Stewie gay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Stewie is my favorite .

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
I love gay Stewie so much gay Stewie all day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
I love, fucking, love him so much alright, we're
doing this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Alright, yeah, kiss, on it.
What, what?

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
spit on me, not tell me I'm scum my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
You know it's just.
You know, not like a weird way,you know it's just.
You know just two guys justgetting it done.
You know, yeah, it's just oneguy, he's living there, he's
there.
Maybe they do it sometimes, butyou know, not like a weird way,
just like two guys, you know,just get it done, shit oh, the
one with brian and stewie andthe clones that they're like

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trying to raise.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
They're like they have babies.
That's what it is.
They have babies and they'reall like fucked up and weird.
That's one of my favoriteepisodes.
What the fuck were theythinking?
This is some Rick and Mortyshit.
They saw what Rick and Mortywere doing and they're like okay
, we need to up our game alittle bit.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Alright, let's never do that again the episode where
he makes oh god, I just gotta dowhatever.
He can't be two plays at once.
What if you could, brian?
He actually makes.
He actually makes the clone.
I couldn't have it be as smartas me, so I made him a little
bit dumber.
I call him Bitch Stewie.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Hey, brian how's it going?
You want to show him.
Bitch Brian, it feels so good.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
It's Bitch Brian.
He goes.
Listen, I'm going to be honest.
I had all the ideas to do it,but I just really didn't want to
, so I had Bitch Stewie do it.
Hi, I put a pencil in my buttand now it bleeds.
I put a pencil in my butt andnow it bleeds.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
What would you make bitch Kyle?
Do everything, bitch Becca.
Bitch Becca would be changingdiapers.
Bitch Becca would be doinglaundry.
Bitch Becca would be doingdiapers.
Bitch Becca would be doinglaundry.
Bitch Becca would be doing allof real Becca's responsibilities

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.
I don't know what real Beccawould be doing at that point,
but bitch Becca would be busy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
No, bitch Kyle would definitely be doing the dishes
and vacuuming and all that kindof fun.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Oh no, you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Just bitch work.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Guys, I think I just realized I'm bitch, becca
already.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
She's become self-aware.
Becca run.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Oh no, I'm bitch Becca.
The real Becca's out therehaving the time of her life.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
She's in Cabo right now with one of those coconut
drinks Another Family Guycutaway scene.
Real Becca just did a thingwhere she just kind of stops
taking that sip of that drink.
She just looks up and the bitchKyle is with her for whatever
reason.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
She goes.
What's wrong becca?
He goes like she knows.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Every time bitch becca weeps, real becca like
looks off into the distance,like, yeah, so what you're
saying is, is that real becca'sjust staring all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
yeah, all the time like literally hard staring into
space.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
That's all I do she was just like gosh, fucking get
it together.
Man, she knows what would bitchAngie do Make gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Yeah, make gravy, Because eventually one day bitch
Angie will be free.
I'm not free right now, Whoa.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Alright, hold on.
I don't know if I have the mathcapacity.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
No, bitch Angie.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
We have bitch Angie in the basement running the
hamster wheel that runs theBlack Curtain Club podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
I think I was bitch Angie today when I put you in a
timeout.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
You were bitch Angie to me today.
I don't appreciate your ass.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
I'm not going to tell me what to do I need mothering?
There's a difference betweenbitch Angie and bitch Angie.
We don't mean like bitch Angie.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Yeah, fucking bitch, angie came out today.
I'm just trying to live my life, bitch.
Angie, come you like it when Iget razzed up out today?
Yeah, we're trying to live mylife, bitches you come biting at
my neck look you like it when Iget razzed up, don't you?

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
you love it like you got me feeling spiced I did get
a little bit of pleasure out ofthat, I will admit like a nice
fall chai latte.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Just the right amount of spice it takes for me to
genuinely like start biting backlike it's like stuff is
starting to slip through thecracks.
I'm starting to lose control alittle bit, and angie loved
every second of it.
She could see it me trippingover my words.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Oh, jesus, jesus suffering, fuck it was a little
bit of a moment of glory I'mglad it made you feel good.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
And then we go back to my house.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
What.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
The whole time I was doing that bit.
When Stewie has the guitar andhe's singing the different
chords and then he ends it wherehe goes like and then we go
back to my house Good one.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
You're welcome.
You're really funny.
You should be on a podcast.
I should.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
A couple of the psychos, maybe, for the love of
I should, a couple of thepsychos maybe.
Oh my god, we are definitelytaking that out.
No.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
You guys, I really shouldn't have checked that
episode in the beginning.
You guys put me up against thewire.
It's been stuck the whole time,ew.
So this has been our little Iguess you would say like a
casual chat episode of the blackcurtain club podcast.
You had me, becca, um, we hadkyle and angie here.

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We didn't have brooke tonightbecause she's out there sowing
her wild oats into the world,but we were thinking of our
fourth horseman the entire time.
If If you enjoyed this episode,please rate and subscribe.
If you didn't enjoy thisepisode, look at all the others
we have, because I'm sure one ofthem will tickle your fancy.
We've got like 12 of thesebitches now.
If you're not subscribed to theBlack Curtain Club on all

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social media, I don't know whatthe fuck you're doing with your
life.
But you need to get on it,because we're putting out new
episodes every single Monday,we're posting clips almost every
single day and we're honestlyjust really fucking funny and we
deserve your attention.
So give it to us, or else,exactly, he's new but he gets it
.
Bye, bye, say bye, kyle.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Oh, bye, Kyle you.