The Boroughs of Lincoln

Wow, your hosts really don’t like this borough. Capitol Beach gets the bad treatment in this one. They talk about the killer insect species that dwell in and terrorize Capitol Beach, and they talk about the dredgings. The bacterial elements, giant plumes, cannibal fishes. Small Dave literally eats peanuts in the microphone the whole time because he knows that’s how legion likes it in Capitol Beach. Small Dave tells a touching story...

The dudes do a Saturday night episode after band practice and Dr. Loud is absolutely fuckin’ shast-handled after drinking 49 beers. Small Dave says he isn’t drunk, but whatever, this is “the most inane episode” of Boroughs. So far! Small Dave yells at everybody a lot, whether he’s drunk or not. If it’s legal in your province smoke some store-bought pot. Somewhere in this episode there might be a plot. But then again, if you examine...

Dr. Loud has had way too much to drink, and the recently appointed Boroughs manager Marlo is still getting the hang of the new position, but with some friendly advice from Small Dave, who yells at the doctor for laughing too much during the recording, which proves to be the “shittiest” and also “best” recording of the fellers’ careers, which aren’t really careers, if one were to put any of this through the slightest level of even t...

The gentlemen discuss Taco Inn and Romantix, Subway and Critters. Institutional racism in neighborhood planning. Classic comedy and big band music. A celebrity food death conspiracy theory. A frightful telling by Small Dave of the scary creepy side of Indian Village. The hosts devolve into a psychological meltdown for for about an hour. But Dr Loud edited out over half of the original source recording in an attempt to preserve the ...

Small Dave and Dr Loud explore Frank Shoemaker Marsh by venturing out of the Belmont studio into nature, like David Attenborough, the most English of boroughs. The brave gentlemen encounter beautiful and fearsome wildlife and record their journey for you the listener.

This is not the Blair Witch Project. No matter how terrifying the sequence of events within this episode are, the intrepid hosts did survive to tell the tale...

Small Dave and Dr. Loud bring you into the intriguing borough of Woods and its century-old robber-baron beginnings. Small Dave honors a famous inventor by thoroughly describing a high colonic. Secret underground highways, organized crime, horror and corruption as the hosts scrutinize the governor’s ghastly secret dungeon network. A message of love at the end. Regional funk star “Downtown” Daniel Slapp joins the Boroughs with a song...

Small Dave and Dr Loud talk about pretty much anything BUT West O in this episode full of thrills, chills, and unfortunate spills. They uncover another Trump business venture. Small Dave exposes an underground exposure ring. Matthew McConaghay’s will certainly file a ceast and desist when he hears what they say about his sac. “Talkin' about West O and pissing our pants, 2 things that go hand in hand."

West O gives the...

Our friend Brian Johnson joins us as a ranking member of the Hawley borough. Small Dave sustains broken ribs from failing the Hawley Handshake during his research. Dr. Loud doctairs. The fellas discuss landmarks of Hawley such as Whittier Jr High School which is now a clandestine secret government facility, Mums Liquor, and of course secret tunnels. The gang nearly makes it all the way to the end without extraordinarily explicit la...

Warning: Episode contains elements of extreme creature horror, and vivid retellings of unforgivable misconduct.

Inspirational Husker memories! Inspirational UNL memories! Hoping Van Halen sues and makes Boroughs famous. The fellas demonstrate just how horrible Van Halen was, even more disgusting than Small Dave’s recount of an intrepid expedition by a team of long-deceased dorm-plex crab lice. Dr. Loud finally snaps.

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Small Dave and Dr. Loud are joined by their friend and, at the time of this recording, employer, now ex-employer Dr. Rich England! Small Dave and Dr. Loud suck up to Dr. England out of petty professional ambition and cover Dr. England’s borough of Church Row. Small Dave and Dr. England discover that they are both wealthy enough to subsidize Dr. Loud’s entire life, and Dr. Loud feels wronged and becomes very cross, resulting in gett...

Small Dave and Dr. Loud noticed that they had about 20 minutes not used on their monthly upload plan, so they grilled some Piedmontese and knocked out a quick bonus episode for their legion of fans to be uplifted by. The experts compose a vignette for the beloved listener about the stealth and mighty borough of Seven Oaks. Small Dave tells a tragic tale to close the bonus episode.

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Small Dave and Dr. Loud discuss the fabled Bong District! Origins, celebrities, the best food in the area, and of course, head shops. The fellas take a trip to grab a pho. Small Dave shines a light on a little-known municipal service available to citizens of the Bong District. Alternate solutions proposed for home defense. This issue contains extremely inappropriate content? This issue contains extremely inappropriate content.

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Small Dave and Dr. Loud set out on their virgin voyage, covering the Borough where this podcast is created. They discuss giants of Belmont history, the local controversy regarding dog leash use, coffee, and just what kind of podcast are they doing? They don’t know yet. 

So they talk about what they know. Religion, politics, regulation, the “openness” of Nebraska. The city they live in. The neighborhoods of that city. The Boroug...

Small Dave gleefully shares stories and confirms lesser-known rumors about his home borough Near South, where he was a wee lad. Dr. Loud worries about their newfound fame and fortune. Small Dave waxes fond of past and present worldly beauties. Dr. Loud introduces only cynicism and paranoia. Small Dave slides into the Host position with ease, as Dr. Loud find himself in an introspective nightmare. Small Dave is trippin’ balls and Dr...