September 24, 2024 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the AF Podcast. I am
your host, no chance of be suk, and I just
want to say that you guys some computer gamer guys
out there right. Obviously you guys are listening to me.
But I just put the MSI after Burner program on
my computer and I'm currently in the Zoom meeting room,
(00:28):
which is where I do all my recordings, and I'm
looking at it right now, and the Zoom meeting is
currently running at one frame per second. So I just
thought that was pretty funny. But hey, speaking of gamers,
I just want to talk about something that is personal
to me, Super Mario Brothers. So, Super Mario Brothers was
(00:52):
the first video game I ever owned. Well, Super Mario
Brothers and Duck Hunt was the first video game her own.
I think I told you about it. My mom took
me to Kmart and surprised me with a super Nintendo,
not a Superintendo, a Nintendo Entertainment system, yes, or nez
as some people say, which I don't say that it's
(01:14):
it's stupid, but you're entitled to your own opinion. But
so she bought that for me. We took it home,
we bugged it into a thirteen inch color TV and
turned it to channel three. You know, the little RF adapter, Yeah,
a little r F adapter. Screwed it in, turned it
(01:35):
into channel three and turned it on. And it was
the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Like the graphics
were insane, That graphics couldn't get any better than that.
It was a little plumber guy and he was Italian.
You can tell he was Italian because his name was Mario.
Mario Mario. I don't know however you want to say it,
(01:55):
but his name was Mario, little Italian guy and got
killed instantly by the UH, by the goomba. And to
this day, like I don't care how hard elden Ring
or how hard any of the Soul's games for that matter,
you guys can fight over that. The guy with the
(02:17):
most kill counts is that first goomba. I don't. I
will die on that hill that the first goomba has
more kills than any video game character in the history
of ever. I would even put the goomba up against
Mike Tyson. Yeah, Mike Tyson's punch out double O seven
(02:38):
three seven three five nine six three start and then
proceed to get your butt whooped by Mike Tyson. I
don't care if it says look for the pink blink.
All right, I see the pink blink. I still can't
move to get out of those uppercuts, and I'm forty
three years old. It's too late for me to develop
(03:02):
fast reflexes to beat Mike Tyson. All Right. It is
a It is a thirty year story that I will
never finish. All right, Congratulations Cody Rhodes, you finished your story.
But as for me, I am never going to beat
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Mike Tyson ever, and I will die knowing that I
will never ever beat Mike Tyson. And I am putting
the code on here so that Alex can avenge me,
because that is how important that is to me. And
I will look down upon him from him. I'm not
going to heaven. I will look down on him from
(03:45):
some reincarnated bug and nod my head like congratulatorially, like
mister Miyagi did at the end of the Karate Kid.
That's how I feel. I'm going to finally get validation
for beating Mike Tyson. Anyway, I've gone too far. Super
(04:06):
Mario Brothers was an amazing game. It barely had a story.
It was just what kidnapped princess taken to a castle,
and this plumber guy has to go get her. And
it didn't have any of the hot button issues. It
didn't have DEI. It didn't say, hey, this sudden plumber
(04:31):
Italian plumber needs to be some crippled lesbian in a
wheelchair jumping over vegan cactuses. I don't know. But no,
it was fun because it was just good. It didn't
need to explain itself. It didn't have any political implications,
(04:56):
it didn't have any of that. It didn't care about.
Mario didn't give two shits about Peta. He jumped on
a turtle, unhoused it, and then took that turtle show
and then threw it back at that turtle and said,
f you turtle. That's how I like. That's a great game,
and like, no matter how powerful your system is, I
(05:19):
have a powerful gaming computer. I built it myself. It's
right up there against you know, the PlayStation five, the
Xbox Series X, and I still download RetroArch and I
play Super Mario Brothers. I have the cartridge. Don't say it,
don't they do? No, I have I own the cartridge
(05:43):
so I can have the Rohm, shut up. But what
I'm saying is let's just have games b games like
we play games to escape, we play games to get
together with friends, we play games to enjoy ourselves. Let's
not have it ruined by somebody who doesn't play video games,
(06:07):
somebody who is out for political gain, like Hillary Clinton
who ruined Grand Theft Auto. Like she doesn't play Grand
Theft Auto. What the hell? What what stake does she
have other than to ruin it for everybody else because
everybody was enjoying it. And that's how I feel about it.
(06:27):
Like again, Mario just wants to save a princess, just
wants to get laid. And that's I think that's the
life like, right, that's our primal instincts. Eat mushrooms, kill
animals that are dumber than us, and get laid, and
pro create and build little clones of ourselves to worship us.
(06:53):
Isn't that what God? Did? You know? Created Adam, created
a wife for Adam. She went that shit crazy, called
herself Lilith, started stealing kids. God said, all right, I'm
just gonna clone at them then, and so he cloned
Adam into Eve, who has male DNA, and became a woman. Thus,
(07:13):
I guess Eve is a tranny? Can I say train?
You know what, I don't care. It's my podcast, Lous's
number one podcast. By the way. Yeah, Eve is a
tranning transvestite. She she see. I'm still calling her she
because I respect her. She identifies as a female, and yeah,
that's cool with her. So that's what I'm saying is
(07:36):
video games, fantasy games need to stay in the fantasy realm,
and they don't need to be ruined by people who
don't play video games. Like I come home and I
detox and I relax by playing video games. I play
Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven. I shoot hookers, I shoot drug dealers,
(07:58):
I shoot cops, and you know what, I don't go
out and I don't do that in real life. I
don't even have thoughts of doing that in real life.
But my character, in my head, my fantasy, needs to
do those things in order to survive. And I know
how to separate those things, Like, you know, I'm not
(08:21):
going to beat my wife, I'm not going to beat
my son. I know the difference, and I think that's
what we're forgetting. We're forgetting about the difference between reality
and virtual reality. And that's my big soapbox about that
we need to get back to building games or gamers
(08:44):
not building games, because we're afraid things like that are
killing games, you know, like if you're building a game
specifically just to cater to people who don't even play
the games. Like I argued for a very long time
with the new Assassin's Creed coming out, Assassin's Creeds A
(09:07):
Shadows Japan, the Japan one, you know, people are like, oh,
Yaske is not a samurai whatever, you know, it's a
black dude who was a samurai in reality, was given
a rank, he was a retainer, which means he was
part of Nobunaga's group, and he was a real person.
(09:31):
And yet people were very upset by that, Oh, why
can't I play a Japanese dude. You don't have to
play a Japanese dude. There is a Japanese character, there's
a female Japanese character to some people's unfortunate whatevers. But
she is such a good assassin that a lot of
people forget that she's even a protagonist in the game,
(09:52):
and then just concentrate strict lyon yask And I argued that,
you know, even in the beginning it is based off
of realistic events, but sometimes we will take you know,
make it a little bit more fantasy so that the
game can be enjoyed. And people are like, oh no,
I wanted you know, reality based. These are by the way,
(10:15):
these are definitely like men who are angry. They can't
play a straight white man, I suppose, And so one
I argue with that, Hey, when the game comes out,
why don't you just download the white Jaske mod when
it comes out, and you know, typical like entitled dude,
(10:36):
he just puts the laughing face on it whatever, and
in reality he's probably like, you know, grinning, grimacing his face.
And she's like, he's telling me, brother Brock, can't tell me.
But and then I questioned him a lot more about it.
He's like, I haven't played the game since the first one.
I'm like, what the hell are you arguing about that?
If you don't care about the game, why are you
(10:57):
even here arguing about it? Because you can't play a
straight white guy, that's why. And then somebody else chimed
in like, oh, all these games were were based on reality,
Like you know, at CEO was Italian, so he was
he was in Italy. Layer was in the Middle East
and Cassandra was in Greece, and I'm like, bro, literally
(11:21):
your argument that this is supposed to be realistic. I
remember in an Assassin' Street too. I fist fought the
I did that. I fist fought the You want to
talk about reality like that, that is not reality, Auditore
de Ferenzi fist fought the Pope in the Vatican over
(11:44):
a magical piece of it was an apple. It was
the apple from Eden. Yeah, so you want to talk
about reality. Yeah, your your argument's invalid, So shut up
and sit down. I still got the number one podcast
and loss and I won that one. So again people
just being angry for the sake of being angry, Like,
(12:06):
just let people enjoy what they enjoy, you know, like
this week last week, actually, I'm sorry, the iPhone sixteen
came out, and boy do I have opinions on that.
I have a iPhone fifteen Pro. I don't even use
(12:27):
it right now. I'm currently using a Samsung Flip sicks.
Do I like the iPhone? Yeah? I do. I do.
I have no loyalty. I switch all the time. I
go from iPhone to Android to basically a Galaxy I
switch between Galaxies, pixels and iPhones, And did Apple use
deceitful language to cell phones? Yes, yes they did, because
(12:53):
the whole thing was Apple's Apple Intelligent AI. Smart Apple.
They said that they had to build the phone from
the ground up so that it can run Apple Intelligence,
and that's true, that is, in fact true. To run
(13:14):
AI on a mobile platform, you need at least eight
gigabytes a RAM to run it properly, to run it quickly, properly,
especially if it's cloud based. And here's the kicker though,
is the Apple iPhone, fifteen Pro and Promax have eight
(13:35):
gigabytes a RAM, so yes, they can run Apple Intelligence.
The problem is the original not the original. The Base
fifteen and fifteen plus only have six gigs a RAM.
So did Apple lie about building a new phone? Yes
and no, because the new sixteens do have eight gigs
(13:57):
a RAM, so they did have to build a new
sixteen and add six gigs or at eight gigs a
RAM so that they can run Apple Intelligence. Meanwhile, the
sixteen Pro and Promax still have eight gigs a RAM.
So what is my recommendation? Get a fifteen or I'm sorry,
(14:19):
get a fifteen pro. Or fifteen pro Max because they
have eight gigs a RAM, they are still plenty powerful enough,
and the cameras are still plenty powerful, and they're one
hundred dollars less now. So a pro Max was twelve
hundred now it's eleven hundred. A trade in if you
(14:40):
go to T Mobile, if you go to AT and D,
I think it's worth eight hundred bucks if you trade
in a phone. So yeah, you're getting a very very
good phone. Still, the form factor is great. In fact,
the pro Max fifteen pro Max is smaller than sixteen
pro Max. I mean, if you're complaining about phones getting bigger,
then well Apple kind of just punched you in the
(15:00):
face on that. So my opinion again, get the fifteen
promacs if you want a big phone with a lot
of space with a very good camera see teen promas. Ooh.
I also want to say, because this gets my goat,
(15:21):
I work for a cell phone company. I am the
front line point of contact and sales distributor for a
multi billion dollar cell phone company. So every time I
go in to open the store, I see people waiting
right at the door. Why when I worked at the
(15:44):
Big Blue Electronics store, people waiting right at the door,
knowing that the door is locked. By the way, they
can't get in, Like they don't get special treatment by
being the first in the door unless we were doing
a release event, which we rarely ever do. But they're
there right in the door, and they're so close that
I can't even open the door to get in. So
now I have to go, excuse me, I have to
(16:04):
open the store so I can actually get in the
store and open it so that you guys can come in.
But they don't move, like all of a sudden, like
I'm the one that's taking their spot, and like, sir, ma'am,
I'm trying to open the store. Can you move out
of the way. And then, you know, some of them
are complaining about how they're standing in the rain or
(16:27):
standing in the cold, and I kind of want to
turn around and go. You know, there is a trick.
There's a trick that the liberal media don't want you
to know about. You can stay in your car. It's warm,
it's it's it's safe, it's inviting. In some cases, sometimes
it's smoke free. You can stay in the car. It's okay.
(16:51):
When the door's open, I can help you. And it's
it's amazing. You should try it. And you know, some
people get upset by that, and it's okay, it's okay.
I I'm okay with offending people when they need to
be offended. You know, I don't have this problem. Do
(17:14):
I get offended easily? No? No, I don't. I offend
myself on a daily basis. I talk about my mental
problems on a globally listened to podcast, which, by the way,
let's let's uh, where are where are we right now?
On the global rankings, by the way, they don't show
the Cayman Islands anymore, so I can't even do that.
(17:39):
Analytics analytics do globally. I am ranked twenty one thousand
and sixty four. Not too shabby, not too shabby at all,
twenty one thousand and sixty four. And that's just based
off of Apple podcasts, because the chart I use is
(18:01):
just based off Apple podcasts, and I think, hold on,
let's click on some more analytics here. Podcast players forty percent.
I don't know why I'm telling you guys this, but
apparently you guys actually like listening to these statistics. So
forty point six percent are Alexai enabled devices. Sorry, Alexa
(18:28):
eighteen point eight unknown devices, so I don't know what
that is, like, are you listening on your watches? I
don't know. Twelve point five percent Apple, okay, twelve point
five percent I heard radio, hey, twelve point five percent Spotify,
and then three point one percent one person one person
(18:52):
Wait really? Oh wait, no, it's just three point one
percent listens on overcasts. So that's that's awesome. Just listening
to me talking about my mental issues, my weekly therapy session.
It's fantastic. Really, I it still bobbles my mind most
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of the listeners. Here are more statistics for you, since
you guys like them. The United States of America eighty
eighty six point eleven percent, Austria shouts out to Austria
two point seven eight percent, Germany two point seven eight percent,
the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland a
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two point seven eight percent, Ireland two point seven eight percent,
and then the Russian Federation two point seven eight percent.
So yeah, even though I am the number one podcast
in Laos, I will fight people for that. Asia there's
(20:00):
a register, so actually Russia is Asian. You know, how
do you guys have time to listen to me when
you're fighting a war. I mean I appreciate it absolutely.
I mean, you guys are down in like bomb shelters
and you know, listening to this lous guy talking about
(20:21):
random things and once in a while talks about his penis.
But that's fantastic. And uh, I think that's it for
my rant this week. I don't even know how long
this has been going on, to be honest with you,
but uh yeah, definitely definitely looking forward to talking to
you guys next week. Got some cool stuff. Oh hey,
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I'm gonna post a picture up later. But got a
new monitor, a thirty two inch MSI ten ADP curve
monitor won sixty five hurtz but fantastic. I mean I
didn't think I would like curve monitor because I don't
really care for curve TVs. But sitting in front of
the curve monitor fantastic, especially when you're playing driving games.
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It just makes everything more immersive because I'm sitting probably
like two feet away from it. And then on the side,
on the left side, I have my old twenty four
inch Walmart brand monitor, which has actually served me quite well.
The on product onn from Walmart. If you guys really
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need a really really good monitor. I think I got
it for like one hundred and twenty bucks, but it's
a twenty four inch ten ADP hundred seats five verses
as well, and it's been fantastic. And so I have
that on the side where I can throw up scripts
or news, which is what I was doing when I
was looking up stats. But oh, oh my god, I
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dropped down to zero frames per second and I'm using
five thousand five gigs around. Wow. Takes a lot to
make a podcast. But other than that, again, appreciate you guys.
And um m hmm, do you have anything coming up?
Oh no at the moment, anyways, like share, subscribe, and
(22:18):
see somebody here around for me. All right, thanks bye,
Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the AF Podcast. I am
your host, no chance of be suk, and I just
want to say that you guys some computer gamer guys
out there right. Obviously you guys are listening to me.
But I just put the MSI after Burner program on
my computer and I'm currently in the Zoom meeting room,
(00:28):
which is where I do all my recordings, and I'm
looking at it right now, and the Zoom meeting is
currently running at one frame per second. So I just
thought that was pretty funny. But hey, speaking of gamers,
I just want to talk about something that is personal
to me, Super Mario Brothers. So, Super Mario Brothers was
(00:52):
the first video game I ever owned. Well, Super Mario
Brothers and Duck Hunt was the first video game her own.
I think I told you about it. My mom took
me to Kmart and surprised me with a super Nintendo,
not a Superintendo, a Nintendo Entertainment system, yes, or nez
as some people say, which I don't say that it's
(01:14):
it's stupid, but you're entitled to your own opinion. But
so she bought that for me. We took it home,
we bugged it into a thirteen inch color TV and
turned it to channel three. You know, the little RF adapter, Yeah,
a little r F adapter. Screwed it in, turned it
(01:35):
into channel three and turned it on. And it was
the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Like the graphics
were insane, That graphics couldn't get any better than that.
It was a little plumber guy and he was Italian.
You can tell he was Italian because his name was Mario.
Mario Mario. I don't know however you want to say it,
(01:55):
but his name was Mario, little Italian guy and got
killed instantly by the UH, by the goomba. And to
this day, like I don't care how hard elden Ring
or how hard any of the Soul's games for that matter,
you guys can fight over that. The guy with the
(02:17):
most kill counts is that first goomba. I don't. I
will die on that hill that the first goomba has
more kills than any video game character in the history
of ever. I would even put the goomba up against
Mike Tyson. Yeah, Mike Tyson's punch out double O seven
(02:38):
three seven three five nine six three start and then
proceed to get your butt whooped by Mike Tyson. I
don't care if it says look for the pink blink.
All right, I see the pink blink. I still can't
move to get out of those uppercuts, and I'm forty
three years old. It's too late for me to develop
(03:02):
fast reflexes to beat Mike Tyson. All Right. It is
a It is a thirty year story that I will
never finish. All right, Congratulations Cody Rhodes, you finished your story.
But as for me, I am never going to beat
(03:22):
Mike Tyson ever, and I will die knowing that I
will never ever beat Mike Tyson. And I am putting
the code on here so that Alex can avenge me,
because that is how important that is to me. And
I will look down upon him from him. I'm not
going to heaven. I will look down on him from
(03:45):
some reincarnated bug and nod my head like congratulatorially, like
mister Miyagi did at the end of the Karate Kid.
That's how I feel. I'm going to finally get validation
for beating Mike Tyson. Anyway, I've gone too far. Super
(04:06):
Mario Brothers was an amazing game. It barely had a story.
It was just what kidnapped princess taken to a castle,
and this plumber guy has to go get her. And
it didn't have any of the hot button issues. It
didn't have DEI. It didn't say, hey, this sudden plumber
(04:31):
Italian plumber needs to be some crippled lesbian in a
wheelchair jumping over vegan cactuses. I don't know. But no,
it was fun because it was just good. It didn't
need to explain itself. It didn't have any political implications,
(04:56):
it didn't have any of that. It didn't care about.
Mario didn't give two shits about Peta. He jumped on
a turtle, unhoused it, and then took that turtle show
and then threw it back at that turtle and said,
f you turtle. That's how I like. That's a great game,
and like, no matter how powerful your system is, I
(05:19):
have a powerful gaming computer. I built it myself. It's
right up there against you know, the PlayStation five, the
Xbox Series X, and I still download RetroArch and I
play Super Mario Brothers. I have the cartridge. Don't say it,
don't they do? No, I have I own the cartridge
(05:43):
so I can have the Rohm, shut up. But what
I'm saying is let's just have games b games like
we play games to escape, we play games to get
together with friends, we play games to enjoy ourselves. Let's
not have it ruined by somebody who doesn't play video games,
(06:07):
somebody who is out for political gain, like Hillary Clinton
who ruined Grand Theft Auto. Like she doesn't play Grand
Theft Auto. What the hell? What what stake does she
have other than to ruin it for everybody else because
everybody was enjoying it. And that's how I feel about it.
(06:27):
Like again, Mario just wants to save a princess, just
wants to get laid. And that's I think that's the
life like, right, that's our primal instincts. Eat mushrooms, kill
animals that are dumber than us, and get laid, and
pro create and build little clones of ourselves to worship us.
(06:53):
Isn't that what God? Did? You know? Created Adam, created
a wife for Adam. She went that shit crazy, called
herself Lilith, started stealing kids. God said, all right, I'm
just gonna clone at them then, and so he cloned
Adam into Eve, who has male DNA, and became a woman. Thus,
(07:13):
I guess Eve is a tranny? Can I say train?
You know what, I don't care. It's my podcast, Lous's
number one podcast. By the way. Yeah, Eve is a
tranning transvestite. She she see. I'm still calling her she
because I respect her. She identifies as a female, and yeah,
that's cool with her. So that's what I'm saying is
(07:36):
video games, fantasy games need to stay in the fantasy realm,
and they don't need to be ruined by people who
don't play video games. Like I come home and I
detox and I relax by playing video games. I play
Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven. I shoot hookers, I shoot drug dealers,
(07:58):
I shoot cops, and you know what, I don't go
out and I don't do that in real life. I
don't even have thoughts of doing that in real life.
But my character, in my head, my fantasy, needs to
do those things in order to survive. And I know
how to separate those things, Like, you know, I'm not
(08:21):
going to beat my wife, I'm not going to beat
my son. I know the difference, and I think that's
what we're forgetting. We're forgetting about the difference between reality
and virtual reality. And that's my big soapbox about that
we need to get back to building games or gamers
(08:44):
not building games, because we're afraid things like that are
killing games, you know, like if you're building a game
specifically just to cater to people who don't even play
the games. Like I argued for a very long time
with the new Assassin's Creed coming out, Assassin's Creeds A
(09:07):
Shadows Japan, the Japan one, you know, people are like, oh,
Yaske is not a samurai whatever, you know, it's a
black dude who was a samurai in reality, was given
a rank, he was a retainer, which means he was
part of Nobunaga's group, and he was a real person.
(09:31):
And yet people were very upset by that, Oh, why
can't I play a Japanese dude. You don't have to
play a Japanese dude. There is a Japanese character, there's
a female Japanese character to some people's unfortunate whatevers. But
she is such a good assassin that a lot of
people forget that she's even a protagonist in the game,
(09:52):
and then just concentrate strict lyon yask And I argued that,
you know, even in the beginning it is based off
of realistic events, but sometimes we will take you know,
make it a little bit more fantasy so that the
game can be enjoyed. And people are like, oh no,
I wanted you know, reality based. These are by the way,
(10:15):
these are definitely like men who are angry. They can't
play a straight white man, I suppose, And so one
I argue with that, Hey, when the game comes out,
why don't you just download the white Jaske mod when
it comes out, and you know, typical like entitled dude,
(10:36):
he just puts the laughing face on it whatever, and
in reality he's probably like, you know, grinning, grimacing his face.
And she's like, he's telling me, brother Brock, can't tell me.
But and then I questioned him a lot more about it.
He's like, I haven't played the game since the first one.
I'm like, what the hell are you arguing about that?
If you don't care about the game, why are you
(10:57):
even here arguing about it? Because you can't play a
straight white guy, that's why. And then somebody else chimed
in like, oh, all these games were were based on reality,
Like you know, at CEO was Italian, so he was
he was in Italy. Layer was in the Middle East
and Cassandra was in Greece, and I'm like, bro, literally
(11:21):
your argument that this is supposed to be realistic. I
remember in an Assassin' Street too. I fist fought the
I did that. I fist fought the You want to
talk about reality like that, that is not reality, Auditore
de Ferenzi fist fought the Pope in the Vatican over
(11:44):
a magical piece of it was an apple. It was
the apple from Eden. Yeah, so you want to talk
about reality. Yeah, your your argument's invalid, So shut up
and sit down. I still got the number one podcast
and loss and I won that one. So again people
just being angry for the sake of being angry, Like,
(12:06):
just let people enjoy what they enjoy, you know, like
this week last week, actually, I'm sorry, the iPhone sixteen
came out, and boy do I have opinions on that.
I have a iPhone fifteen Pro. I don't even use
(12:27):
it right now. I'm currently using a Samsung Flip sicks.
Do I like the iPhone? Yeah? I do. I do.
I have no loyalty. I switch all the time. I
go from iPhone to Android to basically a Galaxy I
switch between Galaxies, pixels and iPhones, And did Apple use
deceitful language to cell phones? Yes, yes they did, because
(12:53):
the whole thing was Apple's Apple Intelligent AI. Smart Apple.
They said that they had to build the phone from
the ground up so that it can run Apple Intelligence,
and that's true, that is, in fact true. To run
(13:14):
AI on a mobile platform, you need at least eight
gigabytes a RAM to run it properly, to run it quickly, properly,
especially if it's cloud based. And here's the kicker though,
is the Apple iPhone, fifteen Pro and Promax have eight
(13:35):
gigabytes a RAM, so yes, they can run Apple Intelligence.
The problem is the original not the original. The Base
fifteen and fifteen plus only have six gigs a RAM.
So did Apple lie about building a new phone? Yes
and no, because the new sixteens do have eight gigs
(13:57):
a RAM, so they did have to build a new
sixteen and add six gigs or at eight gigs a
RAM so that they can run Apple Intelligence. Meanwhile, the
sixteen Pro and Promax still have eight gigs a RAM.
So what is my recommendation? Get a fifteen or I'm sorry,
(14:19):
get a fifteen pro. Or fifteen pro Max because they
have eight gigs a RAM, they are still plenty powerful enough,
and the cameras are still plenty powerful, and they're one
hundred dollars less now. So a pro Max was twelve
hundred now it's eleven hundred. A trade in if you
(14:40):
go to T Mobile, if you go to AT and D,
I think it's worth eight hundred bucks if you trade
in a phone. So yeah, you're getting a very very
good phone. Still, the form factor is great. In fact,
the pro Max fifteen pro Max is smaller than sixteen
pro Max. I mean, if you're complaining about phones getting bigger,
then well Apple kind of just punched you in the
(15:00):
face on that. So my opinion again, get the fifteen
promacs if you want a big phone with a lot
of space with a very good camera see teen promas. Ooh.
I also want to say, because this gets my goat,
(15:21):
I work for a cell phone company. I am the
front line point of contact and sales distributor for a
multi billion dollar cell phone company. So every time I
go in to open the store, I see people waiting
right at the door. Why when I worked at the
(15:44):
Big Blue Electronics store, people waiting right at the door,
knowing that the door is locked. By the way, they
can't get in, Like they don't get special treatment by
being the first in the door unless we were doing
a release event, which we rarely ever do. But they're
there right in the door, and they're so close that
I can't even open the door to get in. So
now I have to go, excuse me, I have to
(16:04):
open the store so I can actually get in the
store and open it so that you guys can come in.
But they don't move, like all of a sudden, like
I'm the one that's taking their spot, and like, sir, ma'am,
I'm trying to open the store. Can you move out
of the way. And then, you know, some of them
are complaining about how they're standing in the rain or
(16:27):
standing in the cold, and I kind of want to
turn around and go. You know, there is a trick.
There's a trick that the liberal media don't want you
to know about. You can stay in your car. It's warm,
it's it's it's safe, it's inviting. In some cases, sometimes
it's smoke free. You can stay in the car. It's okay.
(16:51):
When the door's open, I can help you. And it's
it's amazing. You should try it. And you know, some
people get upset by that, and it's okay, it's okay.
I I'm okay with offending people when they need to
be offended. You know, I don't have this problem. Do
(17:14):
I get offended easily? No? No, I don't. I offend
myself on a daily basis. I talk about my mental
problems on a globally listened to podcast, which, by the way,
let's let's uh, where are where are we right now?
On the global rankings, by the way, they don't show
the Cayman Islands anymore, so I can't even do that.
(17:39):
Analytics analytics do globally. I am ranked twenty one thousand
and sixty four. Not too shabby, not too shabby at all,
twenty one thousand and sixty four. And that's just based
off of Apple podcasts, because the chart I use is
(18:01):
just based off Apple podcasts, and I think, hold on,
let's click on some more analytics here. Podcast players forty percent.
I don't know why I'm telling you guys this, but
apparently you guys actually like listening to these statistics. So
forty point six percent are Alexai enabled devices. Sorry, Alexa
(18:28):
eighteen point eight unknown devices, so I don't know what
that is, like, are you listening on your watches? I
don't know. Twelve point five percent Apple, okay, twelve point
five percent I heard radio, hey, twelve point five percent Spotify,
and then three point one percent one person one person
(18:52):
Wait really? Oh wait, no, it's just three point one
percent listens on overcasts. So that's that's awesome. Just listening
to me talking about my mental issues, my weekly therapy session.
It's fantastic. Really, I it still bobbles my mind most
(19:16):
of the listeners. Here are more statistics for you, since
you guys like them. The United States of America eighty
eighty six point eleven percent, Austria shouts out to Austria
two point seven eight percent, Germany two point seven eight percent,
the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland a
(19:39):
two point seven eight percent, Ireland two point seven eight percent,
and then the Russian Federation two point seven eight percent.
So yeah, even though I am the number one podcast
in Laos, I will fight people for that. Asia there's
(20:00):
a register, so actually Russia is Asian. You know, how
do you guys have time to listen to me when
you're fighting a war. I mean I appreciate it absolutely.
I mean, you guys are down in like bomb shelters
and you know, listening to this lous guy talking about
(20:21):
random things and once in a while talks about his penis.
But that's fantastic. And uh, I think that's it for
my rant this week. I don't even know how long
this has been going on, to be honest with you,
but uh yeah, definitely definitely looking forward to talking to
you guys next week. Got some cool stuff. Oh hey,
(20:45):
I'm gonna post a picture up later. But got a
new monitor, a thirty two inch MSI ten ADP curve
monitor won sixty five hurtz but fantastic. I mean I
didn't think I would like curve monitor because I don't
really care for curve TVs. But sitting in front of
the curve monitor fantastic, especially when you're playing driving games.
(21:09):
It just makes everything more immersive because I'm sitting probably
like two feet away from it. And then on the side,
on the left side, I have my old twenty four
inch Walmart brand monitor, which has actually served me quite well.
The on product onn from Walmart. If you guys really
(21:30):
need a really really good monitor. I think I got
it for like one hundred and twenty bucks, but it's
a twenty four inch ten ADP hundred seats five verses
as well, and it's been fantastic. And so I have
that on the side where I can throw up scripts
or news, which is what I was doing when I
was looking up stats. But oh, oh my god, I
(21:53):
dropped down to zero frames per second and I'm using
five thousand five gigs around. Wow. Takes a lot to
make a podcast. But other than that, again, appreciate you guys.
And um m hmm, do you have anything coming up?
Oh no at the moment, anyways, like share, subscribe, and
(22:18):
see somebody here around for me. All right, thanks bye,
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