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Intro (00:09):
The Bentley stays the
broke hoes go
Zach (00:34):
We back welcome how's life
John? What you up to?
Johnny Mansun (00:39):
I'm about to go
on a trip to Europe.
Zach (00:42):
Oh for Oh, you got that
shot?
Johnny Mansun (00:45):
I got I got the
booster today because I'm going
to Italy
Zach (00:48):
worried Yeah, I was gonna
say they don't even let you go
over there.
Johnny Mansun (00:52):
That's just
crazy, isn't it? Yes some
slaving like Do you think that'sgoing to change?
Zach (00:58):
I think it'll change
probably in like a year so like
a year to give a diet and likenobody will care. You think?
Yeah, they'll loosen therestrictions shit like that.
They'll lose money man. It'sjust how shit works many rules
the world you know how to savemoney make the world go round
around. Yeah, you know,
Johnny Mansun (01:19):
I agree with you.
Zach (01:20):
Just like that dude got
fucked up. Did
Johnny Mansun (01:24):
y'all thought
that guy fought that guy so he
got
Zach (01:27):
fired up by money. That
was the security guards stomping
is fucking like shooting todifferent places. Oh, we should
Johnny Mansun (01:36):
roll that stomped
out. So this dude a chat attack
Dave Chappelle at stand upcomedy show that he was doing.
And apparently first of all,fuck you. Dave Chappelle is
literally like an American.
What's the word like? He's anAmerican treasure. Okay, don't
fuck with Dave Chappelle.
(01:59):
Alright. Number One Number Two.
He the attacker had a knife in afake gun first of all that's
ridiculous. How did he getthrough security with a gun
inside a fucking thing thatlooks like a
Zach (02:24):
like It's like probably
plastic. And it has like a
little bit of metal in there.
Dude. Like it's just insanelyfunny because he somehow he you?
I wonder did he have like frontrow like tickets or some shit?
Like how to fuck he got thatclose? Where he was able to get
on stage like that. And then whyhe's wearing
Johnny Mansun (02:44):
a fucking Oh,
Zach (02:45):
is that a Thrasher?
Johnny Mansun (02:46):
He's wearing a
Thrasher knockoff hoodie Damn,
he's he doesn't even have thereal shit. You know he's a hater
because he can't afford it so helike is a hater for sure.
Zach (03:03):
Damn your flow
Johnny Mansun (03:04):
now but he got
fucked up for real he got his
like look up pictures of thatshit bro that fucked up but yeah
don't fuck with a shell fuckthat guy. She's crazy
Zach (03:15):
and stop burning up China
like you know do crazy shit at
sporting events and just youknow everything then like relax
was never what I ever streak.
No, because when I go to thegame, and I pay good money I
want to actually watch the game.
I'm not there to show my deck.
I'm like no, no, I'm not thereto literally show my daycare
(03:36):
like kids and I'm like cram ally'all motherfuckers who streak
literally need to go to jail?
Quite literally, you need to goto jail. I'm like, fam I took my
kids here to watch fucking youknow, Sandy alcantara go nine
innings not to see you fuckinglike run across?
Johnny Mansun (03:59):
Nah, nah, I met
streak like how they do it
normally with clothes on. Butyeah, streak sounds when you
hear the word streak. You soundyou hear? Okay, I
Zach (04:07):
see what you mean. Yeah,
you mean just like we're close.
I mean, like
Johnny Mansun (04:10):
people like what
do you call like when people run
on the field? Like running onthe field? Yeah, I guess it's
Yeah, because you're speaking toit's just not naked. Because
that's just like some fuckingweird Oh, shit. But now like you
wouldn't ever like run onto thefield. Like if you aren't like,
I wouldn't. Because if I hadtickets for that, like there's
no way I spent that money for ateam that I really really wanted
(04:32):
to see. Do that shit. Fuck that.
That's just so stupid for clout.
Wow, that's depressing. And what
Zach (04:39):
even bro? That's not it's
not even cloud because no one's
gonna know your name. No one'sgonna care. Don't give a fuck.
You're gonna try and go outthere and be like, Yeah, I was
the dude who's who Street atthis random dolphins game that
nobody cared about. I'm like fancares. No one cares that you are
the jacket. have said somerandom dolphins game that as
Johnny Mansun (05:02):
on God, so yeah,
what's next fake rappers are
everywhere
Zach (05:09):
fake dare to fake Drake.
Johnny Mansun (05:12):
What's his name,
bro? His name is Bo I'm sorry if
I disrespected yo put somerespect well you know he's got
he had beef with 6969 now Yeah,so yeah he's got beef with
definitely yeah he's like sethim up I want you to talk about
this Zach because I don't knowmuch about it but um so he got I
(05:33):
know like the
Zach (05:34):
Steve will do it or
whatever had like yeah there's
some there's a mixmiscommunication or whatever
we're him and perky oh and sixnine I guess. And in the midst
the I guess parochial ended upcoming clean with some what
ended up getting I think it wasa Rolex and somebody and shit
(05:55):
like that because essentiallySteve will do it like, did him
wrong. And then Steve made upfor it. So he sent the was six
nine. Yeah. But like, Steve madeup for it. So I mean, it's
whatever it happens, I guess inthe world of fake rappers and
YouTube. It's insane cuz, broreally doesn't even look like
(06:18):
Drake. You see this video? Yeah,the lady
Johnny Mansun (06:21):
grabbing his
butt. So my question is, like,
what was six nine doing? I mean,what was six nine doing when all
he did was jacket? With?
Zach (06:36):
I mean, he wasn't.
Johnny Mansun (06:38):
What did he what?
Like what was that? Like when heput the jacket with dudes face
on there on on the fake dirt?
Like what was that? That wasKing Vaughn. Right King Vaughn
could remember his name. Yeah.
Zach (06:49):
But yeah, I mean,
essentially, he had put a jacket
of King Vaughn on Burroughs backor whatever. And like yeah, so
Fox, Memphis chief meteorologistgot mad at Draymond Green. And
this is what he tweeted out. Andshe won this dry run runs his
knuckle dragging open mouth allgame long, mild mannered Carl
(07:15):
Anderson distributes one calland gets ejected next level
jackassery Do we have a pictureof Kyle Anderson? Yes, we do
some please pop it up. It'sinsane. Because fam that like,
this guy has a job? Of course heworks for Fox Fox. Yeah. And
(07:38):
he's a meteorologist. I heardthat is a racist profession. Is
it
Johnny Mansun (07:46):
racist to know
the weather?
Zach (07:47):
Yes. Who else would know
the weather? Besides the kk k?
Facts? You know how they saythat the weather is racist.
There's some shit you never Ifeel like I've saw that
somewhere. Maybe I'm justclowning right now and I'm
fading but
Johnny Mansun (08:00):
now there are
like it is proven that like
certain like poor communitiesand predominantly black
neighborhoods are, are have beenracist placed in two hotter
zones know into industrialdistricts when they're zoned in
the city. That Phil like whenredlining was the thing, and
(08:22):
they were building suburbs andweren't allowing black people to
move into the suburbs, theywould zone certain areas. And
they would only sell real estateto black people in some certain
areas that were close toindustrial plants because they
were in the industrial zone partof the city, which results in
like, like higher rates ofasthma, cancer, and bad shit. So
(08:47):
yeah,
Zach (08:48):
so speaking of fucked up,
shit,
Johnny Mansun (08:50):
yeah, fuck this
guy. By
Zach (08:51):
the way, we got a dude on
Twitter Who's mad because some
park in Toronto decided thatthey weren't gonna let like, you
know, just random adults justpull up to the park with no kids
and just sit there and vibe.
Like, and this dude on Twitterwas like, man, what the fuck?
Like, I want to be able to go inlike, hop on the slides and
like, and I saw another dude whosaid, Hey, I have a kid. And
(09:15):
like, I like sitting there andwatching the kid so I can
understand how someone elsewould want to sit there and
watch the kids. No,motherfucker. You're like, I
hope you're watching your kid.
And I like fam it's not normalto want to sit there and want to
watch fucking kids at a park whoyou don't know and they don't
(09:37):
have nothing to do with you. Whyare you even there? Yeah, why
are you there
Johnny Mansun (09:41):
are 2% That's
that's really weird. And that's
when he tweeted this
Zach (09:46):
fam. That's like putting
up to a little kid waterpark and
his being there by so but whyare you there? I'm annoying, but
we've had problems with that atour park because fam why?
Literally who's your kid here?
Like, you know what I mean? Whyare you
Johnny Mansun (10:01):
here? It's the
ultimate so yo bro who do you
know here dude?
Zach (10:06):
Yeah, except you're like
a, like a pedo damn near like
that's what it is. You know whatI mean? It's not like a yo like
hey, it's not like hey bro youknow don't fucking pull up to my
party it's a fucking like Don'tbe a fucking Yeah Why are you
such a nasty weirdo?
Johnny Mansun (10:25):
Yeah no facts
That's That's fucked up and
Zach (10:28):
you're doing this shit out
in the open to you you like
Johnny Mansun (10:31):
it bro tweet this
like do you think this is legit
like you think he really thoughtlike all my fire this off people
are gonna fuck with
Zach (10:38):
it. I mean now that was
laying there was his opinion, no
Johnny Mansun (10:42):
Welcome to
Toronto where childless adults
are presumptively perverts, orworse.
Zach (10:50):
I mean,
Johnny Mansun (10:51):
you can also
understand what he's saying
because I would play on like aplayground. But like not one
with a bunch of kids. This I hadlike swings in my backyard like
yes, swinging is fun to do. It'sa fun human activity. Great
Zach (11:08):
tweet, whoever this was
unknown when I say yeah, why did
they tweet? I'm not sayingyou're weird. If you want to
swing as an adult. You're weirdif your first thought when
seeing the sign is fuck that Iwant to swing rather than Ah,
yeah, that makes sense, I guess.
Because that as Yeah, makessense to put that out there for
(11:28):
a reason. I'm like, Yeah,because this is not just things
I want to go there and swing.
Johnny Mansun (11:36):
Nine times out of
10 It's not some like normal
person that's like, oh, like Iwant to swing. No, it's a Rando.
Pervert. Weirdo. That's like,should it be near a park? Quite
frankly.
Zach (11:48):
What's next on the docket?
Hey, D KD Weedmaps.
Johnny Mansun (11:52):
Yeah, Katie did
an interview and on his
interview with the legendarymotherfucking David Letterman.
He basically admitted that inthe interview, he was high and
that he smokes. Play theinterview. Play the clip for us
if you could, Zack, that peoplemight misunderstand about it. To
(12:17):
me, it clears the distractionsout your brain a little bit.
settles you down. It's likehaving a glass of wine. Yeah. So
did you smoke today? Yeah,you're just fine. I'm actually
hot right now. My experience thepeople plenty but his liberty
and those kind of sauce. But mywelcome my my question is does
(12:42):
Katie ball Hi every game I wantto know now. Like is he always
like balling out highest foot?
Zach (12:50):
Isn't we go in New York?
Yeah, I'm
Johnny Mansun (12:52):
just curious.
Like does he put out a test? I'mnot trying to say like, that's
wrong. I'm just asking like,because that would be pretty
impressive. If KD one of thebest basketball players in the
world is like Jabra I playbasketball. Oh,
Zach (13:04):
dude who just got swept in
the first room. It's impressive
that he played
Johnny Mansun (13:09):
I didn't go to
the best runner team the year
after they set the record forbest regular.
Zach (13:13):
Okay, so let me get this
straight the nets to winter viry
who will never play and you knowhe's on his like, random they
have KD who's stoned out of hismind. They didn't have James
Harden, falling over and comingfrom the club. I'm like, What a
perfect team. What's theabsolute literally the best like
(13:34):
trio I've ever fucking heard?
Like, I've never heard of ain't
Johnny Mansun (13:38):
the heels bro.
That's why Brooklyn one fuckinwent to four straight finals.
Because it's the same thing.
Zach (13:46):
Man, it's joke.
Johnny Mansun (13:47):
Ya know? It's
just funny because we want to be
like, Oh yeah, no, it hasnothing to do with Erik
Spoelstra being a great coach orPat Riley, like leading the
fucking organization or, youknow, this type of player. I
Zach (13:58):
was like, brah we transfer
into this, but I see how you got
that off. I was like, how tofloat because people
Johnny Mansun (14:05):
think, Oh, I put
these three great players. Yeah,
there's just gonna all work outjust like it with the big three
in the heat. And it's like, no,it makes it looked easy. Because
it was such a perfectcombination.
Zach (14:16):
Yeah, top to bottom. And
like you said, though, we had a
great coach who literally, youknow, he wasn't known then but
he's known now.
Johnny Mansun (14:24):
And he fucking
you know, keep Got His Stripes
during that time. And now, whenhe's in the fucking Eastern
Conference Finals, and he'splaying Boston, who's really
nasty, he doesn't blink afucking bat an eye because he's
seen it all. He's been throughit all. And that experience as
our head coach is so fuckinginvaluable, especially at this
(14:44):
time of the year in the NBA.
Zach (14:47):
You see, they got the baby
trying to kiss another friend.
Yeah, bro, and he got curved. Sohe's on some real nasty shit man
at this point. It's good.
Hitting sad man is getting sadever he has not been the same
since rolling
Johnny Mansun (15:04):
up I love that
you put has the baby fallen off
Zach (15:10):
yeah Wow dude come
Johnny Mansun (15:16):
on when did what
like bro did baby fell off as
soon as he dropped that midfucking album when he first like
really pop
Zach (15:22):
not him having 4.4 million
followers and then dropping that
he's gonna drop a song and thenshe got 4000 likes man. That's
us. I feel for him
Johnny Mansun (15:34):
when he dropped
blame it on baby this album is
when I knew that he was a flopin industry.
Zach (15:41):
No, I mean, that was good.
I like that, too.
Johnny Mansun (15:44):
I didn't like it.
I didn't like
Zach (15:46):
the dialogue so good. He
has actually dropped some good
projects. It's just the factthat his new shit that he's
trying to drop like the newsongs or whatever, or asks like
those aren't like those are alltrash. You know what I mean? But
to the debate the young No, Idid not that's that's what I
mean by his new shit and stufflike that like that you
Johnny Mansun (16:07):
thought were
young boy.
Zach (16:10):
To an extent, to what
extent to the extent of unknown
for like, I would listen to liketwo or three songs, but I don't
understand why he's the numberone artist on YouTube. Like that
shit makes no sense to me. Doesthat shit make sense to you?
(16:30):
Know, I'm like, oh, no, I'm justlike,
Johnny Mansun (16:33):
it makes sense to
some people though.
Zach (16:36):
Yeah, you gotta be a
certain person. Damn, that
sounds racist. If this was justaudio Hey, definitely think I'm
white. He's a you had to be acertain person.
Johnny Mansun (16:52):
Not Well, you saw
the dude that bought 20 burgers
from McDonald's. And he's like,yo, it's so much cheaper if you
just get them all at once,
Zach (17:00):
man he was talking about
He does this every week you know
because he didn't want to gothere every time and has cheaper
type shit. And fam he goes andlike freezes them and or
whatever. Does this thing butnah, homie needs to relax,
Johnny Mansun (17:21):
bro said when I
get DoorDash I ordered 20
Cheeseburgers at a title andheat them up throughout the week
so that I don't have to pay thedelivery fee multiple times.
It's interesting because low keythat food is trash anyway. And
like, if you had it, that shitdoesn't like even grow mold on
it or like change for like,leave it out facts.
Zach (17:44):
I mean, yeah, I get
burgers
Johnny Mansun (17:46):
from McDonald's.
You can leave them out and theylike, won't go back. They're
like so processed and like fake.
It's scary. And like the factthat bro does this isn't one of
these isn't like it just No,bro. I don't eat any of that.
No, I'm
Zach (18:00):
asking. Like, do you think
Wendy's isn't like,
Johnny Mansun (18:03):
I mean, I I would
assume but I haven't seen I've
only seen pictures like peopledo this shoot like with
McDonald's. Like they'll find arandom McDonald's meal like see,
like, randomly, like, untouchedlike 20 years later.
Zach (18:15):
Like if I go get some Well
yeah, I guess if I go get some
Chipotle, it'll mold.
Johnny Mansun (18:20):
Yeah, cuz it's
like actual, like rice that they
just made and like, like chickenthat they just cooked.
Zach (18:26):
Wise.
Johnny Mansun (18:27):
Real food like
real ingredients.
Zach (18:31):
Fuck Bonair straight up
this I'm feeling to ma'am. Yeah,
Johnny Mansun (18:34):
I was actually
there today. So this is what
Denzel tweeted, just to givethem context to what your answer
is going to be because we didn'treally introduce it. Denzel
curry tweeted Donna and CLBcould have been better
Zach (18:50):
yeah, probably so
literally was it was mad.
Johnny Mansun (18:53):
He's like, he's
like y'all are rich and got the
greatest musicians at yourdisposal at your disposal?
Zach (18:59):
I mean, quite literally,
Kanye is a billionaire. And he
put out a mid album. I don'tknow what to say. It's not made
but I'm just saying that men get
Johnny Mansun (19:10):
everything made
nowadays. Because
Zach (19:13):
Because money motherfucker
stop trying bro that because
motherfuckers literally stoppedtrying. And the beginning is
mad. That's why I'm sorry. Maybeit's because if you go and
listen back to you know someolder shit. I remember you say
hey Nami for playing someSchoolboy Q from four years ago
and you're like, oh, I want toplay some newer and I'm like, I
guess man but bowling Yeah.
Yeah, but then you went andplayed 16 school. You play that
(19:36):
Jay Cole song with that girlbro. And I'm like, man,
Johnny Mansun (19:42):
because you I had
to show you how to introduce
you. You
Zach (19:46):
had to show me you had to
show me that Chrome. That's what
you had to show me chrome hard
Johnny Mansun (19:52):
socks and sandals
man's outside and Crocs and
shambles.
Zach (19:58):
Wrap is up trolling rap is
in shambles still. That's what
niggas gotta show you nowadaysnot Johnny Pete's caddy or
Johnny Mansun (20:07):
no Jay Cole had a
fibers on Johnny I know
Zach (20:09):
but you ain't show me that
you ain't try and stop and show
me that but you hadn't shown me
Johnny Mansun (20:14):
the butcher's
dick in your hand possibly I'm
joking well you love you loveBenny the butcher you already I
know you already heard that songbut I need to heard this verse
with fuckin fucking once via thevagus nerve shifts and is not as
(20:37):
roads solid I like it's fun bro
Zach (20:40):
that's the shit you bought
that's what you begin you
definitely go into the citygirls show you like Jack Harlow
and
Johnny Mansun (20:48):
you like that
type let's go bro be my wind man
bro. At the city girl
Zach (20:53):
show please. Free from I'm
not trying to get robbed Do your
thing you're not trying to getrobbed on period No, I'm gonna
stay at home and play my switch.
I'm trying to grind through rowto the show so
Johnny Mansun (21:09):
you play MLB on
the switch fuck you and it's
fire insane oh you play FIFA onthe switch to right I do respect
Zach (21:17):
Damn you got me as a
friend on switch I you know this
Johnny Mansun (21:21):
because you like
played it You let me like play a
game of
Zach (21:24):
Fifa on yours you
definitely gotta be the cops or
some shit.
Johnny Mansun (21:27):
Now I just know
your Social Security and your
address and your password toyour phone.
Zach (21:32):
So if God do the Feds I'm
glad you like clarified
Johnny Mansun (21:38):
also tap your
phones
Zach (21:41):
you know to tap that
button right there. Oh, I got
you. I got you um, that was abutcher shop. I'm Jonah drunk
(22:04):
Have a good night. It