S2:E3 - "Stop Calling Him Skete"

Kanye calls another man skete.

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Johnny Mansun (00:00):
It's been a minute since we dropped, Welcome

(00:01):
back to the butcher shop. Thankyou for listening. I love you.

Zach (00:07):
Do you hear the boo's in the back?

Johnny Mansun (00:09):
I was like I was like let me let the

Zach (00:11):
they should, but they should boo, we haven't dropped
in a while

Johnny Mansun (00:14):
true while we're back so let's get into it, Yeah

Zach (00:17):
Lets do it

Johnny Mansun (00:17):
so what should we talk about first gas prices? gas
is expensive right what's next?

Zach (00:22):
Yeah I'm not fucking I'm not buying gas anymore I'm just
gonna go and siphon it out ofother people's cars

Johnny Mansun (00:28):
for sure is that what you're doing right now?
Yeah with my car?
all my homies out there gettingall your shit for sure.
Yo, I saw that tweet that waslike that was like yeah gas
expensive so what what the fuckam I gonna do about it? No,
don't worry about gas pricesbecause what the fuck am I gonna
do about it?

Zach (00:47):
I don't want to be that guy and like sound like a
Headass but like bro, if youdrive a car like you sort of
have to get gas regardless rightso like, what is the point of
really like and I guess like youhow much good I really want to
know how much people save andout here but I don't know. Maybe
I'm the dumbness

Johnny Mansun (01:05):
nah it's it's like what are you going to do
going and getting like I get itlike people will go and get gas
for cheap is but it's like whoyou when you complain? And you
just want to blame like whoeveryou want to blame it's like
that's a waste of time

Zach (01:21):
Whos to blame?

Johnny Mansun (01:21):
to blame doesn't matter who's to blame honestly
for real though.

Zach (01:26):
I don't know I'm after like

Johnny Mansun (01:28):
actually though who's to blame, it seems like
it's just basically oilcompanies oil corporations that
are are overcharging for oilright now because there's a
comparison saying that like Ithink it was maybe like 2014 the

(01:48):
price of a barrel was like $140Let me get these numbers right
do we have it here? Yeah, herewe go. Average oil and gas price
June 2008. a barrel was 181 andgas was 410. March 2022. It's
$99 a barrel and gas is 432 so abarrel of gas of a barrel of oil

(02:13):
is about $80 Cheaper right nowthan it was in 2008 and gas is
22 cents more expensive rightnow and it's actually probably
gonna go and it says if you'reblaming anyone but greedy oil
companies for their pricegouging you've bought into
propaganda that hurts you morethan anyone else. Interesting

Zach (02:34):
Yeah, that's I don't even it's a funny thing. Like that
whole politic shit and when likeshit happens and then like one
side being able to claimsomething and other side you
know, because both sides do itbut

Johnny Mansun (02:49):
whatever. Right and if this was the shoe was on
the other foot and this washappening with a Republican, you
know, every single Democrat andtheir mother would be talking
about how this is theRepublicans fault on law.

Zach (03:00):
My goat came back and I almost cried.

Johnny Mansun (03:04):
Did you?

Zach (03:05):
to be honest, I The craziest part is I was sitting
in my bed and I refresh my IG.
Like IG thought. And bro deadass. Like, I see a thing from
Tom Brady. And it's like 26seconds old. And it's like, I'm
reading it and I'm like, Oh, noway. This has to be like a
troll. There's some shit. I goand like, click on My Account

(03:26):
and now it's really Tom Bradyman. And yeah, that shit. The
craziest part is I was so madbecause I had just did like a
dynasty draft. And I was gonnapick Tom Brady like late late in
the draft right? And he like Iskipped him over one pic.
Because I had like the next oneand I'm like, around or
whatever. And yeah, some dudetook him right fucking after me.

(03:50):
I was pissed. But I was like,bro, he's not even gonna play
this year. So like, Fuck itright? And then obviously a week
later, this small fucker onretires it's sad because we're
really doesn't love his family.

Johnny Mansun (04:06):
Someone said like, he spent like three months
with his kids and his wife andhe's like, I can't fucking do
this shit. I really get tackledby the biggest humans on Earth.

Zach (04:14):
Not him saying that he has unfinished business and he's
like, the best player ever. Whatunfinished business?

Johnny Mansun (04:23):
He's like Kobe bro, He's literally out of his
mind in this sport. He's out ofhis mind like that some shit
that that Kobe would say he'sgonna finish business I only
have five rings like that I'llbe wise you know but like Tom
Brady has what seven I think

Zach (04:39):
what it was he definitely realized he didn't want to go
out losing the matt Staffordlike that's a weird way for the

Johnny Mansun (04:47):
day any any any let a crazy comeback and should
have won that game but theirdefense let Cooper Kupp bomb
them with two minutes or aminute left. That was
bullshit.Whatever anyway

Zach (04:58):
Is Cooper Kupp the best wide receiver

Johnny Mansun (05:00):
wide receiver? or white receiver

Zach (05:03):
I said wide. What's the difference? Are there any white
corners in the NFL?

Johnny Mansun (05:16):
No

Zach (05:17):
I would just asking.

Johnny Mansun (05:22):
Inside you're like, Yeah, that's what I
thought like white men playingcorner. Yeah, so I thought White
man, white man.
Dude, if I was a superhero, I'dbe white man.

Zach (05:35):
That's so weird, like superhero name. Cuz like, what
are you? A white man? What'syour costume?

Johnny Mansun (05:45):
Just a fucking like turtleneck,
oh, one of these? Oh, so you'rea bungalow? Boy.
It's Boogaloo.

Zach (05:54):
My bad.

Johnny Mansun (05:54):
Get my group right.

Zach (05:57):
Is that the tiki torch people?
Yeah, that's usthat's really them. Really? If I
was like, if you're wearingthis, you might as well

Johnny Mansun (06:05):
actually no, I think it is because a lot of
people there had that shit ontoo.

Zach (06:09):
So says, Don't join any radical movements. Don't do
don't be radical.
Just play the field.

Johnny Mansun (06:18):
Honestly, in all reality. The only radical like
political movement I could everactually

Zach (06:23):
get behind is like,

Johnny Mansun (06:25):
the actual only radical, quote, radical, like
political movement I could getbehind would be Antifa. But that
would have that would mean thatfascism would have to be
literally like, taking overAmerica taking over America so
horribly, that I would have likeno other choice to be I'm
already Anti Fascist, right? Butlike to be in Antifa it's more

(06:50):
than just being Anti Fascist.
You have to literally likeenforce that shit and like, use
violence. So like, I'm saying ifsociety got to a point where
violence was like necessary likethat, and we lived like in photo
show, because bro if we lived inRussia, like those people should
all fucking revolt and like killVladimir Putin

Zach (07:09):
type shit. In fact, that's a possibility.

Johnny Mansun (07:12):
I hope so.

Zach (07:14):
You think like anyone's like, planning aspect to like,
get him out of here. Now thathe's doing like I was.

Johnny Mansun (07:19):
Kodak Black but when you see me im white!

Zach (07:22):
You're funny.where's the where's the Kodak one?

Johnny Mansun (07:27):
I hope so, put it on, bro. Where's it? Where's
that?

Zach (07:31):
Oh, that's not even. Oh.
Hey, man. My presing that button

Johnny Mansun (07:42):
there you go. I hope so. There we go.

Zach (07:45):
Let me handle the board.
My bet you want to talk aboutskeet Davidson? Yo, ski ski ski
ski warning has to stop goinghim he's

Johnny Mansun (07:54):
gonna stop calling him that but like he
also like is bullying this manand like he's like, a really
bullying him about getting thewhole internet to call him
skeet. Imagine that. How doesthat bullying? Yeah, I imagine
the whole like internet iscalling you ski because this one
guy said it. Yeah. Would you belike that's not bullying. I
mean, I guess but I don't feellike I'm getting bullied right

(08:16):
now.
Fam. If that's where he feelslike he's getting bullied. Like,
how does that if anything? It'smore of a fight. I don't know.
Saying dude like Paul, what ishe? What is he calling him skeet
for?
Because ski is like a term fornut.

(08:37):
So why the fuck is he callinganother man nut?
Oh my he's like You're likeworthless like you're just like
nut like You're gross. Andyou're like, you're I guess but
that's a really what is nut nutis nothing practically unless
you put it in an email and gether pregnant that it's literally
besides that it's literallynothing.
But if I was basically what I dois if I was beefing with a dude

(09:00):
named Pete The last thing Iwould be doing is like renaming
him ski Wow Who I with my exYeah, well, he's probably my ex
wife like that makes no senselike that's why I never got the
whole skeet Davidson bankers.
I think it's it's it's reallybad, but also just shows like
immaturity, and it just showshow it's like silly and stupid

Zach (09:21):
and not supposed to make sense. Not Pete hitting him up
and being like, Yo, it ski

Johnny Mansun (09:29):
that's so fun

Zach (09:30):
to hear dude.

Johnny Mansun (09:35):
Why is Why is Pete Davidson talking like this?
He said it's 8am and it don'tgotta be like this. Does Pete
Davidson talk like that? Youthink he actually was talking to
Yang Kim is literally the bestmother I've ever met. People
call him gay for real. What shedoes for those kids is amazing.
And you are so fucking luckythat she's your kid's mom.

(09:57):
False. False he sounds likehe's, um,

Zach (10:03):
he's definitely trying to say, Yeah,

Johnny Mansun (10:06):
I've decided I'm not gonna let you treat us this
way anymore and John beingupset, grow the fuck up. Yay
says, Oh, you use a profanity.
Enter enter space space. Whereare you right now?

Zach (10:23):
awkward, awkward.

Johnny Mansun (10:24):
He said in bed with your wife and said this
selfie, but she's not in it.
Which begs the question, Was hereally bad with his wife? Could
he prove it? He didn't he sent aselfie but she's not in it. And
then he said, happy to seeyou're out the hospital and
rehab. Damn. True. I mean, I'mglad he's out of the hospital

(10:45):
and out of rehab.

Zach (10:48):
I just don't get what's the point of Pete Davidson
dropping this? like what was thewhole point of this?

Johnny Mansun (10:54):
publicity?

Zach (10:55):
I get it but I thought in the in the thing he was saying
he didn't want publicity.

Johnny Mansun (11:00):
Butthat's bullshit. He's a celebrity.
There's no celebrity. If you'rea celebrity that means
inherently you want clout andchasing it. So I don't care if
any celebrity ever tells youthat they don't want clout.
They're literally bullshittingyou and you need to stop
listening to them. So then sothen, after Kanye said happy to

(11:22):
see you're out of rehab, Petesaid same here. It's wonders
what those places do when you goget help. You should try it. I'm
in LA for the day if you want tostop being a little internet
bitch boy and talk. You don'tscare me bro. Your actions are
so pissy and embarrassing. It'sso sad to watch you ruin your
legacy on the daily Kanyeresponse. You're more than

(11:46):
welcome to come to Sundayservice.

Zach (11:50):
That kinda being like Yo, you can come to church.

Johnny Mansun (11:55):
He said call me the Lord. And then and then he
was Pete Davidson responded Whydon't we meet after Sunday
service at at saints game I'llbe at the BHH we can have food
and talk it out in my room whereI believe one on one man to man
so you're saying you don't scareme and you're saying what else
you're saying? Stop being alittle internet bitch boy grow

(12:20):
the fuck up. I'm done beingquiet. You're not going to treat
us like this. He's said one onone man to man. What you are
doing to your family isdangerous and going to scar them
for life. Please handle thesematters privately bro. I beg you
while I post the screenshot.

(12:41):
said you want to see me come toSunday service Oh, this is the
end of it. This isn't public.

Zach (12:47):
I'm just done with this whole con a shit I hate these
names are so bro. Like it's sodramatic. All of this is just
for the last season of KeepingUp With The Kardashians to go
pop like no cuz no one has givenus

Johnny Mansun (13:02):
family is manipulating everyone in their
path to better themselves, notbetter themselves to better
their ratings and to make moremoney.

Zach (13:11):
All right now we're talking about veteran ratings
and shit like that. I want

Johnny Mansun (13:15):
to I want to take this quickly to the Kim K,
comment since we're on thistopic. So Kim K said, quote, I
have the best advice for womenin business. Get your fucking
ass up and work. It seems likenobody wants to work these days.
You know what, Kim? Good you'refucking wrong. You fucking

(13:39):
ignorant, elitist narcissist,fake lying.

Zach (13:46):
Damn thats some bodies mom?

Johnny Mansun (13:48):
Uh, you know, David Cross. Uh, don't you ever
watch Arrested Development?

Zach (13:56):
Ah, no havent

Johnny Mansun (13:58):
you ever see

Zach (13:59):
thats with Jason Bateman?

Johnny Mansun (14:01):
Yeah, yeah.You ever see. Alvin and the
Chipmunks?

Zach (14:07):
Yes, I have seen alvin and the chipmunks

Johnny Mansun (14:09):
he was like the evil Manager.

Zach (14:14):
Alright, so what about David Cross guy? Yeah. What
about this guy?

Johnny Mansun (14:18):
So he's his tweet after that came out. He said no,
I have the best advice. Be borninto a rich family get a shit
ton of Plastic Surgery film andthen release an orchestrated sex
tape.

Zach (14:32):
Was that sex tape?
orchestrated?

Johnny Mansun (14:36):
No, I have the best advice. Be born into a rich
family. Get a shit ton ofPlastic Surgery film and then
release an orchestrated sextape. parlay that plan notoriety
into a quote reality showexploiting younger sisters and
voila, easy peasy.

Zach (14:54):
And now this way, not even just younger sisters. We're
gonna start being like herdaughter. With this little tick
tock shader. If you ask Kanyedon't hop on me and start
hating.

Johnny Mansun (15:04):
Honestly one more thing about the Kanye thing
like, I don't think Kanye iscrazy.

Zach (15:10):
Do you think Jussie Smollett is crazy?

Johnny Mansun (15:14):
Yeah, he has real problems.

Zach (15:15):
Jessie smollett faked a hate crime and then got
sentenced for right. andliterally on like, you know,
while they're taking him to theback, you know or whatever this
month fucker is talking about.
I'm not suicidal. I'm notsuicidal.

Johnny Mansun (15:34):
Hes acting like he's Jeffrey fucking Epson

Zach (15:38):
dude.
No, but he's acting really deadass like he's like a martyr. Or
like some like black hero

Johnny Mansun (15:45):
, Yo, like someone's trying to like silence
him fam he fucking faked a hatecrime. I'm like, What are you
trying to say I hate crime putyou in jail. And then he got
like Michelle Obama and likeother people to help him out.
Like, dude, this whole thing issuper fucked. Even the judge was
saying you embarrassed like, youknow, like, like, well known

(16:08):
people that like you know, we'rehere to help you because we're
when this whole thing happened.
Everybody was on his side andshit like that. And then it
slowly came out like wait aminute, uh, I don't think it
should happen bro. And he isdead asked about to do I think
it's two years for it. So good.
I've no actually I think it washe got 10 years probation. For

(16:29):
the first I think the judge saidfirst the first like 180 days he
has to do in jail. And I don'twish jail on any man but still
though like, Bro that's prettyfunny cuz he faked fucking a
crime but10 years probation? Yeah. 10
fucking years.

Zach (16:47):
It's because he caused he cost the city of Chicago like
100s of thousands

Johnny Mansun (16:51):
Officer for 10 years. Because you literally fix
a crime. You he doesn't needjail. He needs to go down. And
so health therapyand not only that, here's the
pay like a $2 million fine too.
So they hit that boy pockets.
Ah, that was the mostexpensive online like video he
ever shot

Zach (17:12):
and dude, he did all of that for cloud just like Kim K
literally like you know what Imean? I

Johnny Mansun (17:16):
video with him like aftermath like, dawg, if
you don't get your littlefucking, like theater Ass out of
here with this fuckinouchestrated ass bullshit

Zach (17:27):
talking about he I'm not suicidal nigga we don't care
fuck.

Johnny Mansun (17:34):
no one's trying to kill you. You're not Jeffrey
Epstein

Zach (17:37):
god damn

Johnny Mansun (17:38):
nah. Okay, I'm done. What's

Zach (17:41):
now holdup though?
Because does he have a pointthough if he does die in jail,
right does have a point?

Johnny Mansun (17:48):
know because he if he killed himself Yeah,
that's the thing I guess that'swhy saying he killed himself I
would believe it because he'sobviously insane going crazy.
Yeah, talking stage a hate crimeif he killed himself in
his fucking suicide or whatever.
No, because they just fakesuicide. No,
no, like, if he was dumb enoughto stage a hate crime. And like

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he's a dumbass and like, didn'tget away with it and now is
literally going to jail paying a$2 million fine. 10 years of
probation, like all theconsequences are hitting him.
He's probably so mentallyunstable based off the evidence
of him doing that staging, thathe would potentially be more
likely to kill himself. I don'tknow. But if he kills himself, I

(18:31):
will still not believe that it'sa conspiracy because what
powerful person is trying tosilence just smoke. No, stop
that as

Unknown (18:44):
a fucking TV show. This is real life.

Johnny Mansun (18:49):
So that shits funny but how are you feeling
about Calvin really gettingsuspended for fucking betting on
games?
That's obviously dumb. Like didhe said do you think he deserved
that suspension? I think theobvious thing I think the
obvious thing to say thateveryone agrees with right now
is number one, obviously heshould be suspended maybe for

(19:10):
not the whole year. And thenalso you have to consider the
the he was making good pigs. Wealso we also had to consider I
mean, maybe a year is fine. Butif you're gonna give him a year,
you have to give the people wholike beat their girlfriends and
their wives. Like more than ayear. Yeah, because it's like
not on the same level. Why is itthat you can beat your

(19:31):
girlfriend and get likes gamesbut like to gain Yeah, but like
you bet like a couple racks onlike a game. And you people
forgetthat Roger Goodell literally saw
a video of Ray Rice beating hisgirl and elevator, right? knock
her out. And it wasn't releasedto the public. And he was like,
alright, I'll give him twogames. And then when he got

(19:53):
released to the public, then hewas like, Oh, alright, now
you're out indefinitely. So likethey really don't give a Talk
about their shit you know what Imean? Like because
it's business decisions myfriend it's no one knows and if
no one knows it doesn't matterand that's only going to drive
up ratings we need the bestplayers on the stage the best
actors whatever you know I'msaying like it's all it's all a

(20:14):
show but what'snot better on the field think
often really going out therebeing like, I gotta make this
partly hit and then losingyou're really like stop playing
midseason because of mentalhealth or mental health issue.
You're betting like five or assad as I'm like his team
winning.
He has mental health issues, buthe's putting 18 parlays

(20:38):
issues go get help. Why are yousitting I know he's sitting on
his couch in his crib likesmoking a joint or a blunt like
betting like two racks on? He'slike, Dude, I know all those
guys on that team.
He's a bear it Do you know andfuck it in the funniest part is
that he used the Hard Rocksports book app. If I hit I'm
going straight and grow it hewas he was in Florida, so he

(21:02):
wouldn't even been able to dothis shit. Like now because the
app doesn't even exist. You knowwhat I mean? That was literally
only like a one two month thingwhere that app existed. Like,
you see how crazy shit is?
Do you know how he got caught?
Yeah, literally they fucking hisdumbass probably used his name
on the account.

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Special what a special person.

Zach (21:30):
Yeah, man. Get that text.
Pussy. How mad I'm hot.

Johnny Mansun (21:34):
I'm hot. I'm hot.
You're hot. But I'm sexy.
Did you see the shit about thepolitician who was fucking
talking about I will not berunning for reelection due to a
recent exciting change to mypersonal life. I look forward to
spending more time with myfamily. And he goes and post a
fucking picture with his wifeand his daughter and a fucking

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American flag in the background.
And literally this dude isfucking going to prison like,
oh, look, I think he's going toprison for like fuckin campaign
finance. Just shit like that.
He's like,I'm so cool. Literally do it
early. Like everyone gets awaywith corruption. I was that much

(22:17):
more corrupt dude,a fucking federal grand jury in
Nashville and returned to fivecount indictment charging
Tennessee State Senator BrianKelsey 43 of wherever the fuck
and Tennessee and a social clubowner Joshua Smith was violating
multiple campaign finance lawsas part of again and as part of

(22:41):
a conspiracy to benefit Kelseyhis 2016 campaign for US
Congress. Fuck you. BrianKelsey. Anyone named Brian and
then Kel like anything likeKelly Brian gills? They're both
weird Ryan Kelly fuck BrianKelsey buying Kelsey Kay dude
dead ass The funniest part ishe's not gonna go to jail for

(23:05):
thisyou know we're gonna do after
this pod was smoked out BrianKelsey Peck
Damn. It's mid It's mid mid forsure. You think that his back?
Hell just off of this line. Hisline up that that is an S It
stands for sus

Zach (23:26):
for me it's the American flag in the background no
offense to America but wow. It'sjust scream I know what he's
trying to do. He's not sweat I

Johnny Mansun (23:34):
just went off saying how like in an alternate
reality fucked up reality Ijoined an Tifa but you weren't
made it somehow worse. It wassaying the worst. I had this
American flag is fucking thisbig. But how the people think
we're like an all

Zach (23:49):
man Fuck yo,

Unknown (23:52):
the Boogaloo boys in the left.

Johnny Mansun (23:54):
Big Boogaloo. I just laughed though. Cuz man's
really was like he has anexciting change to his personal
life. And he's gonna spend moretime with his family. He's going

Unknown (24:06):
for his and his family's in the pan.

Zach (24:09):
Dude. Holy fuck. Fuck you Brian. He's like, I'm

Johnny Mansun (24:13):
gonna go to jail and like kick it with like the
Aryan members.

Zach (24:18):
You want to talk about Eminem? John, go ahead.

Johnny Mansun (24:20):
I said most hated rappers setting records. That's
all I said. I headlined withmost hated rapper selling
records because I wanted firstto know do you think he's the
most hated rapper?

Zach (24:31):
Eminem? Yeah.

Johnny Mansun (24:36):
Although there be like, six nine. That's like the
only other rap Yeah, no. Sixnine.

Zach (24:41):
It wasn't even big enough for like, that's like a long
enough time. You know? So.

Johnny Mansun (24:46):
And now there was Joe Biden. Now you could say Joe
Biden, Joe Biden. Paul Boudreau.
He's hate on Joe Biden's opinionand shit like that. I guess
Eminem probably. Well, he'sYeah, he is the most hated man.
Sure, so I said most hatedrappers setting records because
I felt like that like that. Butthat

Zach (25:05):
hate sort is like schewels Some of that, you know what I
mean? It's interesting.

Johnny Mansun (25:11):
And it's also I think that it's, it's, you know,
controversy sells, but, but italso it's, what's the word I'm
looking for? It's they feed eachother. As the hate grows, the
sales grows, but also as thesales grows, the hate grows,
right? It's what's the word I'mlooking for? fuck dude.

Zach (25:33):
is provocative it gets to go. Stay at a woman