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Johnny Mansun (00:00):
Alright speaking of scaring the hoes away. Um,
(00:03):
so, uh over the weekend I wentto a drag queen show
Zach (00:09):
yeah go ahead run it how your experience bro
Johnny Mansun (00:13):
dude I was just hard the whole time
Zach (00:15):
Damn it's
Johnny Mansun (00:21):
especially when juicy came out
Zach (00:23):
don't who juicy is but um
Johnny Mansun (00:26):
that was one of the drag queens anyway drops to
Na Na so I went I went for mymom's birthday she was turning
50 a happy birthday mom and MamaMama and and yes, she really
wanted to do this it was like abrunch brunch place in Wynwood
Zach (00:44):
why do girls want to do this Why
Johnny Mansun (00:46):
is everyone there was a girl everyone was a girl
all the guys were there eitherwere gay or were there with
girls like there was no guysgoing there to hang out. That's
not the vibe.
Zach (00:57):
Mimosas!
Johnny Mansun (00:59):
unlimited my most I mean the food was fire like
they brought out sliders andlike fried chicken balls. I was
murdering Nash
Zach (01:06):
sliders and fried chicken.
Johnny Mansun (01:08):
I was killing sliders. I'm so hungry.
Zach (01:10):
It was just a baseball game. Well, is that good girl
baseball
Johnny Mansun (01:15):
there was definitely some bats and some
balls
Zach (01:22):
I didn't really laughing at the slide. Show. This is how
girls like have their fun dudesare like I want to go to like a
football game and like drink abeer and fucking eat a glizzy
Johnny Mansun (01:36):
girls or like, I want to go see men dressed as
women. Yeah, go pretend to bewomen and drink mimosas and
mimosas and get drunk and throwup outside.
Zach (01:45):
Exactly. And eat chicken tenders.
Johnny Mansun (01:48):
No literally.
Like when I got there. There waslike multiple piles of throw up
outside.
Zach (01:52):
Oh, that's like when we went to that comedy bar. And
it's a good little
Johnny Mansun (01:57):
girl right and food sitting on the ground and
through up. and zach Almostwalked into it. If I didn't grab
him and help him. Avoid thethrow up. You're good look in
the air like and it was gonnastep right there. And I was
like, Yo, Zack, and I was like,I was like, What do I do? Like,
I grabbed you like,
Zach (02:14):
yeah, like really?
Johnny Mansun (02:15):
Like, yeah, so I was like, I was like, There's no
way like, I'm not letting youstep in throw up right now cuz
then that's gonna be a wholesituation for us in our group,
because you're gonna have to goclean that shit. And then it's
gonna smell like throw up onyour shoe and your gonna sit
next to me.
Zach (02:29):
Yeah, I get in my car and
Johnny Mansun (02:31):
and that's my dog. Dog having to go through
that fucking situation. Likethat's like I would I would not
want to go through that. And ifmy homie saw that, I would want
him to like, look out for me.
Yeah, so I saw some fucking dragqueens. And some of them were
actually like pretty hot.
Zach (02:52):
I was like damn, that's where your going with it, bro.
For real?
Johnny Mansun (02:56):
No, no, yeah, it was honestly kind of
uncomfortable. Um, but notreally. Like, it was just like
you were out of your element.
Yeah, I was just it wasn't evenlike the show that made me
uncomfortable necessarily. Like,I was a little bit
uncomfortable. Just like Ididn't want them to like pull up
and interact with me. And oh,and point like one of the drag
queens like put her hands on myshoulders and started working
(03:17):
and I was like, that's a littletoo much. Please don't do that.
Zach (03:22):
They got a video that?
Johnny Mansun (03:24):
No, probably not.
Zach (03:25):
Oh, someone else. Someone has videos laughing Yeah, you're
on somebody's Snapchat or IGstory
Johnny Mansun (03:33):
and you see me having a great time
deadass and you're smiling.
Cheesing hard.
I was there with my mom, mysister, her boyfriend. Um, my
mom's sister, her husband, mymom's best friend, her husband.
A bunch of people that I'm
Zach (03:45):
Damn nigga your Doxxing
Johnny Mansun (03:48):
like dad, like, and my mom like was like she
like she was dancing one time.
By the way, the table rightacross from me full of baddies.
And my mom was dancing with themlike the whole time. And I told
her I was like you better putdown for me like you better
wingman for me. And then we'releaving and she's like, you're
(04:11):
talking about it? She's like, Itold him that you're a rapper.
Hater vibe. caner vibes. Likemom, they're all light skinned.
They're all gonna fire me up.
Zach (04:22):
That's like, Come on, mom.
Johnny Mansun (04:23):
Mom, these light skinned girls are gonna fire up
me fire me up. I'm a white boyraps can't do that. Yeah, she
should totally tell them onlike, like a doctor's.
Zach (04:32):
Yeah, like you Literally.
Literally a doctor.
Johnny Mansun (04:36):
A lawyer like fuck that. Tell them almost
fucking the actor. I don't care.
Tell them. I'm a model. I'm
Zach (04:43):
a baseball player.
Johnny Mansun (04:45):
Yeah, tell them I'm like, I'm like D one like,
some cool shit. Like soccer orsomething. Like just tell them
that.
Zach (04:52):
But your mom being like, yeah, my son's is
Johnny Mansun (04:55):
glad he's a rapper. Can you believe it? And
he's white. And he's
Zach (04:59):
white. Can you Believe it though me Look he's white.
Johnny Mansun (05:06):
Actually not white.
Zach (05:08):
In Yeah. Did you know that so he's actually an Italian
rapper
Johnny Mansun (05:12):
but not like, Benny the butcher who's a fake
Italian.
Zach (05:16):
You should totally like go get his name he's an Italian
rapper trust me.
Johnny Mansun (05:25):
Oh my God.
Zach (05:26):
He has really good gabagool bars.
Johnny Mansun (05:28):
That is bro.
Gabba goo. I stabbed the fool.
Zach (05:34):
I feel like that's low key like incriminating, so you
probably shouldn't put that inyour arm.
Johnny Mansun (05:39):
I didn't actually stab at the fool. It just
rhymed. Listen, above likebefore, like the person that you
stabbed? He in? gabagoolstabbing a fool watching
Flintstones Like yabba dabbadoo. Is that fun?
Zach (05:52):
Is this the part of the part where you start?
With John, start driving, thisis us right now. Just washed me
when you pull up in your big
Johnny Mansun (06:11):
pie, and I was about to say this is the part of
the
Zach (06:16):
agreement. All right.
Nope. thing is when I leave. Goup. I don't think you saw
anything about
Johnny Mansun (06:26):
my Lakers blame pie.
Zach (06:29):
How's he gonna blame Jeanie buss?
Johnny Mansun (06:32):
have you actually seen a Jeanie buss? Have you
seen the new Lakers talk?
Zach (06:36):
Show? I thought it was pretty. I think it's funny. It's
funny. Yeah.
Johnny Mansun (06:40):
I haven't seen the second episode. Don't tell
me about it.
Zach (06:41):
Oh, I'm gonna spoil it you want to know how so the draft
this guy Magic Johnson
Johnny Mansun (06:54):
no way they actually drafted Magic Johnson.
Holy
Zach (06:57):
fuck.
Johnny Mansun (06:57):
I thought he went to the fucking Raptors do
Zach (06:59):
that's crazy. I thought they're gonna trade the big data
is
Johnny Mansun (07:03):
no way he actually listened to his
daughter. Right? whoever listensto women anyways.
Zach (07:08):
I mean, right. Right, guys. Right. If you're I bet
you're gonna say if you're anecrophiliac. No, no, no. Why
that came to my mind. Whoa.
Johnny Mansun (07:23):
Are you in necrophiliac now? Bing
Zach (07:26):
pepperonis you're going to drop a poll right? Amen to a
you're weird, dude. Weirdindividual but do your Dude.
Dude. Cheers Yeah, man. All thatdude. I'm over here fucking
drowning in it like Kendrick.
Drown. Fucking swimming pool.
(07:50):
Alright, man, if you're gonnastart clapping on your pants and
shit. This is really us. Mid waswashed when you get blown out in
the playoffs? Mid
Johnny Mansun (08:04):
when you draft delayed son didn't stop when you
let Joe burrow leaves throughthe transfer portal. Do it trash
kid you're just
Zach (08:15):
when he has to do it that that's not Ryan day. Oh, I
Johnny Mansun (08:19):
thought it was That's fucking
Zach (08:20):
Matt Belgische that's why these two work together Oh my
God. Man project managers justfucked up the lion let's go far
away. Yeah, you are right. Theydo look like
Johnny Mansun (08:32):
that was there like defensive coordinator
right?
Zach (08:35):
Matt Patricia still fucked up the lions does some shit. And
wherever Bill O'Brien is. BillBelichick
Johnny Mansun (08:47):
Bill Gates son just because they're both named
Zach (08:50):
Bill. Yeah. The funny why was it funny? How is it bill?
Because how can he be Bill Gateshis son? Why would Bill Gates
name his son Mac? And that joke?
That's always in the name ofpoverty. You will I don't know.
(09:11):
I'm just like why would you nameyou will see job. You're gonna
name your kid after your ops.
Are you saying as a joke? Idon't so
Johnny Mansun (09:20):
yes. All right, because he's an illegitimate
son. He's actually not as Fatherbiologically. His wife cheated
on him and he's like, oh, yeah,okay. You think I don't know. I
got this motherfucker DNA testedyou don't even know cuz I'm Bill
Gates.
Zach (09:33):
This conspiracy pilot is taking some wild turns. Cuz I
had no idea Mack Jones was BillGates his son. And now I know
that Mack Jones is only in NFLbecause he was sodomized by Matt
Patricia. Which is an insanefact.
Johnny Mansun (09:51):
sodomized
Zach (09:52):
That's what you said right?
Johnny Mansun (09:54):
I never said anything about saw no, I heard
you say he was saw oh man a goddamn it.
Zach (10:00):
I heard you say here's some more juice. It's funny
because um, what's his name?
Fucking Deshaun Watson is reallyabout to fucking start playing
again. And who knows thedolphins like do you think he
did that shit 22 Women What doyou think?
Johnny Mansun (10:21):
I don't you think he did it? I actually don't. So
I'm usually on the side of I do.
Yeah. Which is really funny likewith a pop up puppet.
Zach (10:33):
What is your what is the like little reason Bill Cosby,
Johnny Mansun (10:37):
Bill Cosby, definitely, every situation is
different. So for thissituation, I just remember
seeing something about how likethe lawyers for the women were
connected to the owner. Andthat's what tipped it off for
me. And that's when Iimmediately knew this was
bullshit. Because of what hadbeen going on with the team and
him not wanting to play thereand etc, etc. And not them
getting but I don't know ifthat's true. So if that's not
(10:57):
true, then that changeseverything. How
Zach (10:58):
did you get 22 misuses or whatever, like,
Johnny Mansun (11:02):
I will pay you Yeah, no
Zach (11:04):
data.
Johnny Mansun (11:05):
I have enough money to own an NFL
Zach (11:07):
I think they just put out like an added option. Again,
just put out like an ad onCraigslist, like, Hey, your
misuse, like, you know, no, they
Johnny Mansun (11:15):
did it in a very secretive sneaky smart way.
Zach (11:17):
Or like looking for excuses to lie. Say like, sign
this
Johnny Mansun (11:21):
NDA after this meeting that we just had to
Zach (11:24):
know that it's funny because they probably had a
whole list of like misuses thathe's worked with. And then we're
like, we're hitting up them all.
Oh, I love them. I never likefuck. Yeah. The funniest part
is, is that I feel like there'sprobably some truth to both
stories. Like I feel like maybewe'll see being a little extra
with his like massages, maybeyou know, a lot of
Johnny Mansun (11:45):
guys do a lot of guys get handjobs after their
massages. Yeah, including theowner of the fucking
Zach (11:50):
Hey, man. He was like going through a lot. And he was
trying to win the Superbowl. No,I'm
Johnny Mansun (11:57):
actually not. I'm not in that camp. It
Zach (12:00):
should be legal.
Johnny Mansun (12:00):
I'm not. Yeah, I'm not in the camp of like
shaming these people. Because Iactually believe that sex work
should be legalized like manyother things, that when you make
them illegal, and you put acrime attached to them, and a
penalty is opened up a blackmarket, you're not stopping
shit. You're just making peoplethat are doing this, and which
(12:22):
sometimes are already in badpositions worse. And you what
you inadvertently do is youactually were you actually stop
them from being able to trustthe police, who they should be
able to trust in case you know,sex workers, like if they get
raped. Why would they go to thepolice, they were doing some
shit illegally. It's like, ifyou're doing a drug deal, and
(12:44):
you get stabbed. You're notgoing to tell the police what
you were doing when you gotstabbed, you're not going to
press charges. But that personwho stabbed you should basically
you know, go to jail forstabbing you. It's the same
shit. So it's just outdated andlike I feel like that's like
really like, just tied to howthere's so many old people in
America and the population isaging. But there's a lot of new
(13:04):
blood. And a lot of new ideas, alot of freshness in America, a
lot of young people rising upand speaking their mind and
making their voices heard. Andthe Internet has changed
everything. Like you can't runfrom anything. And we have all
the receipts we have all thefacts like, at least for now.
You know,
Zach (13:21):
we're watching your blockchain policies. We're on
your blockchain
Johnny Mansun (13:25):
on your blockchain with the Glock wood
block sprain. Ah,
Zach (13:29):
quick question. What is it lame? If you put it in f t as
your profile picture? And I'mnot even just talking about like
screenshotting your NFT I'mtalking about like linking it.
Now you get like the link,you're in STD your profile
picture and it'll like show likeif someone clicks on it. It'll
(13:50):
show them your like cryptowallet and a whole lot less
Johnny Mansun (13:53):
lame. That's less lame because it serves a
secondary purpose. But what ifyou just use the picture of a NF
T? That's pretty lame. And I'lltell you why. Because so many
people have done it. It's kindof played out it's like Oh sick
bro. Like is that a fuckingmonkey? Or is that a fucking
(14:15):
gorilla? Like is that a fuckinglike?
Zach (14:17):
So is it okay to have an NF is it's not okay to have an
NF T. But it's okay to have likea young boy like that picture of
young boy with like yourfavorite team knowledge
Johnny Mansun (14:31):
as a picture of my
Zach (14:34):
face. Shout out to everyone but a young boy Stan
account. I had no idea this is areal thing. There are people who
let your dolphin sin or a heatfan right? You would have like
that picture of young boy andthen have him wearing the heat
jersey and a heat hat or someshit like that. It's the most
insane thing dude. I sawliterally 50 profiles, but you
(14:56):
know on the screen, and it wasall like different young boys
It's insane how like crazypeople are going with ish
Johnny Mansun (15:03):
that's not even fans they're just they just love
riding Dick
Zach (15:07):
yeah but dude that shit I wish some
Johnny Mansun (15:11):
way I wish
Zach (15:18):
Yeah Did you see cat 60 I didn't see it I see it there
it's crazy cuz cat drop 60 Kyriedropped 50
Johnny Mansun (15:27):
Kyrie drop 60%
Zach (15:29):
He did my bad sorry. Yeah,
Johnny Mansun (15:31):
it's crazy because cat jobs 60 MJ Oh
aversary
Zach (15:34):
of shout out K man shout out Wildwood all that. Yeah,
Johnny Mansun (15:38):
he dropped 60 On the anniversary of his parents
entering hospital with COVID andobviously if you follow
basketball, you notice didn'tmake it so it's like it's crazy
right piece. Yeah, it's if it'slike it's crazy how shit like is
connected and tied and like, Ihave a feeling he didn't even
know about that until like,after the game and someone told
(16:01):
him like oh or he realized thathe saw it on his fucking
Snapchat memory
Unknown (16:05):
fuck out of here
Zach (16:09):
Yeah, funny but
Johnny Mansun (16:11):
it's like also dude really?
Zach (16:13):
Yeah, he went back in the locker room and saw a selfie
Johnny Mansun (16:16):
of like two years ago. My parents hospital
Zach (16:20):
dude took a selfie for he walked in
Johnny Mansun (16:24):
no like you know like he could have taken a
picture with his like parentslike maybe there was not feeling
that bad and just like we'rehere at the hospital like you
never know it's boxing daythough. Yeah bro died when Jake
Paul or fucking whatever thepole
Zach (16:37):
yeah when those do start his fucking fighting this shit
oh my god. Fuck yeah, I mean,when Floyd just started fighting
anyone for a fucking bag thatcertainly should have died for
your share.
Johnny Mansun (16:51):
Anyway, I can give you a little more talk
about that. A little more that?
Zach (16:56):
So Brosky Oh, no, no drip for you my friend. That's super
tough. Is it more tough than aBob Ross painting. You can even
buy one of those shirts if youwant to. There's so many of them
but they literally don't sellthem. It's cool.
Johnny Mansun (17:14):
I own NF T's Oh, so it's better.
Zach (17:18):
You can just NF T Bob Ross episode is good. I
Johnny Mansun (17:22):
don't need an OG Bob Ross. I have an NF Ross
Yeah.
Zach (17:26):
And it's where why am I
Johnny Mansun (17:28):
seeing all these Montero at little NAS X tweets
on your Twitter you follow thosenice little NAS X.
Zach (17:34):
Bono's x is one of the most funny people on social
media. You know that? I'm sorry.
I guess I shouldn't know.
Johnny Mansun (17:43):
Where's the thing where it's bad a woman business
folks.
Unknown (17:47):
We got to nopes that a woman been all men out of Women
Business because that's whenthey've been.
Johnny Mansun (17:53):
They've been so why are you in women's business?
Zach (17:56):
I'm not learn as x as a grown man.
Johnny Mansun (17:59):
How grown is he?
Zach (18:02):
I mean, he's of age. Boys.
I'm gonna just say he's a grownman right?
Alright speaking of scaring the hoes away. Um,
(00:03):
so, uh over the weekend I wentto a drag queen show
Zach (00:09):
yeah go ahead run it how your experience bro
Johnny Mansun (00:13):
dude I was just hard the whole time
Zach (00:15):
Damn it's
Johnny Mansun (00:21):
especially when juicy came out
Zach (00:23):
don't who juicy is but um
Johnny Mansun (00:26):
that was one of the drag queens anyway drops to
Na Na so I went I went for mymom's birthday she was turning
50 a happy birthday mom and MamaMama and and yes, she really
wanted to do this it was like abrunch brunch place in Wynwood
Zach (00:44):
why do girls want to do this Why
Johnny Mansun (00:46):
is everyone there was a girl everyone was a girl
all the guys were there eitherwere gay or were there with
girls like there was no guysgoing there to hang out. That's
not the vibe.
Zach (00:57):
Mimosas!
Johnny Mansun (00:59):
unlimited my most I mean the food was fire like
they brought out sliders andlike fried chicken balls. I was
murdering Nash
Zach (01:06):
sliders and fried chicken.
Johnny Mansun (01:08):
I was killing sliders. I'm so hungry.
Zach (01:10):
It was just a baseball game. Well, is that good girl
baseball
Johnny Mansun (01:15):
there was definitely some bats and some
balls
Zach (01:22):
I didn't really laughing at the slide. Show. This is how
girls like have their fun dudesare like I want to go to like a
football game and like drink abeer and fucking eat a glizzy
Johnny Mansun (01:36):
girls or like, I want to go see men dressed as
women. Yeah, go pretend to bewomen and drink mimosas and
mimosas and get drunk and throwup outside.
Zach (01:45):
Exactly. And eat chicken tenders.
Johnny Mansun (01:48):
No literally.
Like when I got there. There waslike multiple piles of throw up
outside.
Zach (01:52):
Oh, that's like when we went to that comedy bar. And
it's a good little
Johnny Mansun (01:57):
girl right and food sitting on the ground and
through up. and zach Almostwalked into it. If I didn't grab
him and help him. Avoid thethrow up. You're good look in
the air like and it was gonnastep right there. And I was
like, Yo, Zack, and I was like,I was like, What do I do? Like,
I grabbed you like,
Zach (02:14):
yeah, like really?
Johnny Mansun (02:15):
Like, yeah, so I was like, I was like, There's no
way like, I'm not letting youstep in throw up right now cuz
then that's gonna be a wholesituation for us in our group,
because you're gonna have to goclean that shit. And then it's
gonna smell like throw up onyour shoe and your gonna sit
next to me.
Zach (02:29):
Yeah, I get in my car and
Johnny Mansun (02:31):
and that's my dog. Dog having to go through
that fucking situation. Likethat's like I would I would not
want to go through that. And ifmy homie saw that, I would want
him to like, look out for me.
Yeah, so I saw some fucking dragqueens. And some of them were
actually like pretty hot.
Zach (02:52):
I was like damn, that's where your going with it, bro.
For real?
Johnny Mansun (02:56):
No, no, yeah, it was honestly kind of
uncomfortable. Um, but notreally. Like, it was just like
you were out of your element.
Yeah, I was just it wasn't evenlike the show that made me
uncomfortable necessarily. Like,I was a little bit
uncomfortable. Just like Ididn't want them to like pull up
and interact with me. And oh,and point like one of the drag
queens like put her hands on myshoulders and started working
(03:17):
and I was like, that's a littletoo much. Please don't do that.
Zach (03:22):
They got a video that?
Johnny Mansun (03:24):
No, probably not.
Zach (03:25):
Oh, someone else. Someone has videos laughing Yeah, you're
on somebody's Snapchat or IGstory
Johnny Mansun (03:33):
and you see me having a great time
deadass and you're smiling.
Cheesing hard.
I was there with my mom, mysister, her boyfriend. Um, my
mom's sister, her husband, mymom's best friend, her husband.
A bunch of people that I'm
Zach (03:45):
Damn nigga your Doxxing
Johnny Mansun (03:48):
like dad, like, and my mom like was like she
like she was dancing one time.
By the way, the table rightacross from me full of baddies.
And my mom was dancing with themlike the whole time. And I told
her I was like you better putdown for me like you better
wingman for me. And then we'releaving and she's like, you're
(04:11):
talking about it? She's like, Itold him that you're a rapper.
Hater vibe. caner vibes. Likemom, they're all light skinned.
They're all gonna fire me up.
Zach (04:22):
That's like, Come on, mom.
Johnny Mansun (04:23):
Mom, these light skinned girls are gonna fire up
me fire me up. I'm a white boyraps can't do that. Yeah, she
should totally tell them onlike, like a doctor's.
Zach (04:32):
Yeah, like you Literally.
Literally a doctor.
Johnny Mansun (04:36):
A lawyer like fuck that. Tell them almost
fucking the actor. I don't care.
Tell them. I'm a model. I'm
Zach (04:43):
a baseball player.
Johnny Mansun (04:45):
Yeah, tell them I'm like, I'm like D one like,
some cool shit. Like soccer orsomething. Like just tell them
that.
Zach (04:52):
But your mom being like, yeah, my son's is
Johnny Mansun (04:55):
glad he's a rapper. Can you believe it? And
he's white. And he's
Zach (04:59):
white. Can you Believe it though me Look he's white.
Johnny Mansun (05:06):
Actually not white.
Zach (05:08):
In Yeah. Did you know that so he's actually an Italian
rapper
Johnny Mansun (05:12):
but not like, Benny the butcher who's a fake
Italian.
Zach (05:16):
You should totally like go get his name he's an Italian
rapper trust me.
Johnny Mansun (05:25):
Oh my God.
Zach (05:26):
He has really good gabagool bars.
Johnny Mansun (05:28):
That is bro.
Gabba goo. I stabbed the fool.
Zach (05:34):
I feel like that's low key like incriminating, so you
probably shouldn't put that inyour arm.
Johnny Mansun (05:39):
I didn't actually stab at the fool. It just
rhymed. Listen, above likebefore, like the person that you
stabbed? He in? gabagoolstabbing a fool watching
Flintstones Like yabba dabbadoo. Is that fun?
Zach (05:52):
Is this the part of the part where you start?
With John, start driving, thisis us right now. Just washed me
when you pull up in your big
Johnny Mansun (06:11):
pie, and I was about to say this is the part of
the
Zach (06:16):
agreement. All right.
Nope. thing is when I leave. Goup. I don't think you saw
anything about
Johnny Mansun (06:26):
my Lakers blame pie.
Zach (06:29):
How's he gonna blame Jeanie buss?
Johnny Mansun (06:32):
have you actually seen a Jeanie buss? Have you
seen the new Lakers talk?
Zach (06:36):
Show? I thought it was pretty. I think it's funny. It's
funny. Yeah.
Johnny Mansun (06:40):
I haven't seen the second episode. Don't tell
me about it.
Zach (06:41):
Oh, I'm gonna spoil it you want to know how so the draft
this guy Magic Johnson
Johnny Mansun (06:54):
no way they actually drafted Magic Johnson.
Holy
Zach (06:57):
fuck.
Johnny Mansun (06:57):
I thought he went to the fucking Raptors do
Zach (06:59):
that's crazy. I thought they're gonna trade the big data
is
Johnny Mansun (07:03):
no way he actually listened to his
daughter. Right? whoever listensto women anyways.
Zach (07:08):
I mean, right. Right, guys. Right. If you're I bet
you're gonna say if you're anecrophiliac. No, no, no. Why
that came to my mind. Whoa.
Johnny Mansun (07:23):
Are you in necrophiliac now? Bing
Zach (07:26):
pepperonis you're going to drop a poll right? Amen to a
you're weird, dude. Weirdindividual but do your Dude.
Dude. Cheers Yeah, man. All thatdude. I'm over here fucking
drowning in it like Kendrick.
Drown. Fucking swimming pool.
(07:50):
Alright, man, if you're gonnastart clapping on your pants and
shit. This is really us. Mid waswashed when you get blown out in
the playoffs? Mid
Johnny Mansun (08:04):
when you draft delayed son didn't stop when you
let Joe burrow leaves throughthe transfer portal. Do it trash
kid you're just
Zach (08:15):
when he has to do it that that's not Ryan day. Oh, I
Johnny Mansun (08:19):
thought it was That's fucking
Zach (08:20):
Matt Belgische that's why these two work together Oh my
God. Man project managers justfucked up the lion let's go far
away. Yeah, you are right. Theydo look like
Johnny Mansun (08:32):
that was there like defensive coordinator
right?
Zach (08:35):
Matt Patricia still fucked up the lions does some shit. And
wherever Bill O'Brien is. BillBelichick
Johnny Mansun (08:47):
Bill Gates son just because they're both named
Zach (08:50):
Bill. Yeah. The funny why was it funny? How is it bill?
Because how can he be Bill Gateshis son? Why would Bill Gates
name his son Mac? And that joke?
That's always in the name ofpoverty. You will I don't know.
(09:11):
I'm just like why would you nameyou will see job. You're gonna
name your kid after your ops.
Are you saying as a joke? Idon't so
Johnny Mansun (09:20):
yes. All right, because he's an illegitimate
son. He's actually not as Fatherbiologically. His wife cheated
on him and he's like, oh, yeah,okay. You think I don't know. I
got this motherfucker DNA testedyou don't even know cuz I'm Bill
Gates.
Zach (09:33):
This conspiracy pilot is taking some wild turns. Cuz I
had no idea Mack Jones was BillGates his son. And now I know
that Mack Jones is only in NFLbecause he was sodomized by Matt
Patricia. Which is an insanefact.
Johnny Mansun (09:51):
sodomized
Zach (09:52):
That's what you said right?
Johnny Mansun (09:54):
I never said anything about saw no, I heard
you say he was saw oh man a goddamn it.
Zach (10:00):
I heard you say here's some more juice. It's funny
because um, what's his name?
Fucking Deshaun Watson is reallyabout to fucking start playing
again. And who knows thedolphins like do you think he
did that shit 22 Women What doyou think?
Johnny Mansun (10:21):
I don't you think he did it? I actually don't. So
I'm usually on the side of I do.
Yeah. Which is really funny likewith a pop up puppet.
Zach (10:33):
What is your what is the like little reason Bill Cosby,
Johnny Mansun (10:37):
Bill Cosby, definitely, every situation is
different. So for thissituation, I just remember
seeing something about how likethe lawyers for the women were
connected to the owner. Andthat's what tipped it off for
me. And that's when Iimmediately knew this was
bullshit. Because of what hadbeen going on with the team and
him not wanting to play thereand etc, etc. And not them
getting but I don't know ifthat's true. So if that's not
(10:57):
true, then that changeseverything. How
Zach (10:58):
did you get 22 misuses or whatever, like,
Johnny Mansun (11:02):
I will pay you Yeah, no
Zach (11:04):
data.
Johnny Mansun (11:05):
I have enough money to own an NFL
Zach (11:07):
I think they just put out like an added option. Again,
just put out like an ad onCraigslist, like, Hey, your
misuse, like, you know, no, they
Johnny Mansun (11:15):
did it in a very secretive sneaky smart way.
Zach (11:17):
Or like looking for excuses to lie. Say like, sign
this
Johnny Mansun (11:21):
NDA after this meeting that we just had to
Zach (11:24):
know that it's funny because they probably had a
whole list of like misuses thathe's worked with. And then we're
like, we're hitting up them all.
Oh, I love them. I never likefuck. Yeah. The funniest part
is, is that I feel like there'sprobably some truth to both
stories. Like I feel like maybewe'll see being a little extra
with his like massages, maybeyou know, a lot of
Johnny Mansun (11:45):
guys do a lot of guys get handjobs after their
massages. Yeah, including theowner of the fucking
Zach (11:50):
Hey, man. He was like going through a lot. And he was
trying to win the Superbowl. No,I'm
Johnny Mansun (11:57):
actually not. I'm not in that camp. It
Zach (12:00):
should be legal.
Johnny Mansun (12:00):
I'm not. Yeah, I'm not in the camp of like
shaming these people. Because Iactually believe that sex work
should be legalized like manyother things, that when you make
them illegal, and you put acrime attached to them, and a
penalty is opened up a blackmarket, you're not stopping
shit. You're just making peoplethat are doing this, and which
(12:22):
sometimes are already in badpositions worse. And you what
you inadvertently do is youactually were you actually stop
them from being able to trustthe police, who they should be
able to trust in case you know,sex workers, like if they get
raped. Why would they go to thepolice, they were doing some
shit illegally. It's like, ifyou're doing a drug deal, and
(12:44):
you get stabbed. You're notgoing to tell the police what
you were doing when you gotstabbed, you're not going to
press charges. But that personwho stabbed you should basically
you know, go to jail forstabbing you. It's the same
shit. So it's just outdated andlike I feel like that's like
really like, just tied to howthere's so many old people in
America and the population isaging. But there's a lot of new
(13:04):
blood. And a lot of new ideas, alot of freshness in America, a
lot of young people rising upand speaking their mind and
making their voices heard. Andthe Internet has changed
everything. Like you can't runfrom anything. And we have all
the receipts we have all thefacts like, at least for now.
You know,
Zach (13:21):
we're watching your blockchain policies. We're on
your blockchain
Johnny Mansun (13:25):
on your blockchain with the Glock wood
block sprain. Ah,
Zach (13:29):
quick question. What is it lame? If you put it in f t as
your profile picture? And I'mnot even just talking about like
screenshotting your NFT I'mtalking about like linking it.
Now you get like the link,you're in STD your profile
picture and it'll like show likeif someone clicks on it. It'll
(13:50):
show them your like cryptowallet and a whole lot less
Johnny Mansun (13:53):
lame. That's less lame because it serves a
secondary purpose. But what ifyou just use the picture of a NF
T? That's pretty lame. And I'lltell you why. Because so many
people have done it. It's kindof played out it's like Oh sick
bro. Like is that a fuckingmonkey? Or is that a fucking
(14:15):
gorilla? Like is that a fuckinglike?
Zach (14:17):
So is it okay to have an NF is it's not okay to have an
NF T. But it's okay to have likea young boy like that picture of
young boy with like yourfavorite team knowledge
Johnny Mansun (14:31):
as a picture of my
Zach (14:34):
face. Shout out to everyone but a young boy Stan
account. I had no idea this is areal thing. There are people who
let your dolphin sin or a heatfan right? You would have like
that picture of young boy andthen have him wearing the heat
jersey and a heat hat or someshit like that. It's the most
insane thing dude. I sawliterally 50 profiles, but you
(14:56):
know on the screen, and it wasall like different young boys
It's insane how like crazypeople are going with ish
Johnny Mansun (15:03):
that's not even fans they're just they just love
riding Dick
Zach (15:07):
yeah but dude that shit I wish some
Johnny Mansun (15:11):
way I wish
Zach (15:18):
Yeah Did you see cat 60 I didn't see it I see it there
it's crazy cuz cat drop 60 Kyriedropped 50
Johnny Mansun (15:27):
Kyrie drop 60%
Zach (15:29):
He did my bad sorry. Yeah,
Johnny Mansun (15:31):
it's crazy because cat jobs 60 MJ Oh
aversary
Zach (15:34):
of shout out K man shout out Wildwood all that. Yeah,
Johnny Mansun (15:38):
he dropped 60 On the anniversary of his parents
entering hospital with COVID andobviously if you follow
basketball, you notice didn'tmake it so it's like it's crazy
right piece. Yeah, it's if it'slike it's crazy how shit like is
connected and tied and like, Ihave a feeling he didn't even
know about that until like,after the game and someone told
(16:01):
him like oh or he realized thathe saw it on his fucking
Snapchat memory
Unknown (16:05):
fuck out of here
Zach (16:09):
Yeah, funny but
Johnny Mansun (16:11):
it's like also dude really?
Zach (16:13):
Yeah, he went back in the locker room and saw a selfie
Johnny Mansun (16:16):
of like two years ago. My parents hospital
Zach (16:20):
dude took a selfie for he walked in
Johnny Mansun (16:24):
no like you know like he could have taken a
picture with his like parentslike maybe there was not feeling
that bad and just like we'rehere at the hospital like you
never know it's boxing daythough. Yeah bro died when Jake
Paul or fucking whatever thepole
Zach (16:37):
yeah when those do start his fucking fighting this shit
oh my god. Fuck yeah, I mean,when Floyd just started fighting
anyone for a fucking bag thatcertainly should have died for
your share.
Johnny Mansun (16:51):
Anyway, I can give you a little more talk
about that. A little more that?
Zach (16:56):
So Brosky Oh, no, no drip for you my friend. That's super
tough. Is it more tough than aBob Ross painting. You can even
buy one of those shirts if youwant to. There's so many of them
but they literally don't sellthem. It's cool.
Johnny Mansun (17:14):
I own NF T's Oh, so it's better.
Zach (17:18):
You can just NF T Bob Ross episode is good. I
Johnny Mansun (17:22):
don't need an OG Bob Ross. I have an NF Ross
Yeah.
Zach (17:26):
And it's where why am I
Johnny Mansun (17:28):
seeing all these Montero at little NAS X tweets
on your Twitter you follow thosenice little NAS X.
Zach (17:34):
Bono's x is one of the most funny people on social
media. You know that? I'm sorry.
I guess I shouldn't know.
Johnny Mansun (17:43):
Where's the thing where it's bad a woman business
folks.
Unknown (17:47):
We got to nopes that a woman been all men out of Women
Business because that's whenthey've been.
Johnny Mansun (17:53):
They've been so why are you in women's business?
Zach (17:56):
I'm not learn as x as a grown man.
Johnny Mansun (17:59):
How grown is he?
Zach (18:02):
I mean, he's of age. Boys.
I'm gonna just say he's a grownman right?
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