April 3, 2022 • 31 mins
Pimpin' ain't easy, but neither is being Will Smith.
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Zach (00:00):
All right. Ughhhhhh. We back in this motherfucker.
Johnny Mansun (00:13):
Feel like I'm in a spaceship right now?
Zach (00:15):
what type of spaceship?
Johnny Mansun (00:17):
A spaceship in outer space
Zach (00:19):
like Roger the aliens?
Johnny Mansun (00:21):
traveling through the galaxies.
Zach (00:24):
That's fake money. This is not my money. I have nothing.
It's the butcher shop.
Johnny Mansun (00:36):
What up what up what up. Welcome back to the
show. It's your boy.
Zach (00:42):
Be careful.
Johnny Mansun (00:46):
Thanks for listening guys. Thank you for
supporting the podcast we fuckwith y'all. We love you guys. If
you are listening and supportingus like that, thank you. Today,
we are going to start with whatyou want. Tell us what what are
we in for today? Supposedly, bignews.
Zach (01:04):
Gonna get dibs on male birth control. Hmm.
Johnny Mansun (01:07):
Yeah. So male birth control is now becoming a
thing. It I saw something Whatwas it that they created a pill
that was really effective insaving?
Zach (01:18):
Like 95%
Johnny Mansun (01:20):
Ah, shit, it's a row
Zach (01:24):
when you take it. With you. That's the real question.
Johnny Mansun (01:29):
No. I don't know.
I would be like, let me take itin like 20 years when all the
people have like been the guineapigs. Yeah, I tell you I got
vaccinated.
Zach (01:40):
Haven't you always been?
It's different. Just slightly,it's
Johnny Mansun (01:46):
different. I can choose to wear a condom. I can't
choose to not get COVID So mybad I'm not trying to make the
bad co so yeah, male birthcontrol. I've been seeing shit
where people are dudes are like,girls coming to them being like,
I'm pregnant. And they're like,Yeah, honey.
Zach (02:04):
Yes. I still don't think that'll ever be the wave. That's
not the wave. I think that therethere's a potential for it to be
the wave. You know what I mean?
Okay, it's like if you just haveto like pop a pill and then you
know for sure. Like, you'reprobably not going to get her
pregnant.
Johnny Mansun (02:21):
What are the side effects though? That's a big
question. Because you know,women's birth control has a lot
of side effects. Yeah. What ifone of the side effects was it
like increased yourtestosterone? You read?Like no,
I don't want that. What if itliterally boosted your tea?And
like made sure that you couldn'tget a girl pregnant or a girl
(02:41):
pregnant?
Zach (02:43):
Well, I don't know if that's technically would you
like I don't want to
Johnny Mansun (02:46):
become a monster you men dude city boys up yeah
city boys forever now I want toknow what the side effects are
going to be because
Zach (02:56):
speaking me Yeah, cuz you mentioned city boy. Yeah. Our
city boys up forever now. DidWill Smith put city boys.
Johnny Mansun (03:04):
Oh, man. No, no, we don't claim we don't claim
Will Smith and Jada and theirfucking relationship.
Zach (03:11):
I mean, Jada is definitely a city girl. So I assume Will's
like she's a
Johnny Mansun (03:14):
city girl. No, he's not a city. Boy. That's the
thing because we're against eachother. And they're on a team.
Yeah, you're
Zach (03:19):
right. Yeah. Well, the
Johnny Mansun (03:21):
city girl
Zach (03:23):
is he's him for slapping Chris Rock?
Johnny Mansun (03:26):
Is he's sick? No, he's a pimp. That's a pimp slap.
But I do think that he's a bitchfor doing that shit. Because
it's like, bro, you're on TV.
What are you going to just fightthis man on stage now you want
to walk up to him? And withoutDICOM funny? That's fucking what
lame. You feel me? It's likewhat you expect this dude to
like, fight you there especiallyover a GI Jane joke. I don't
(03:48):
know. I'm conflicted becauselike the the longer time has
gone from this event, the less Ilike it. The like when it first
happened. I was so hyped and Iwas like, Yo, but like the time
kind of goes on.
Zach (04:04):
But what if it just would have broken a whole UFC like
match? And like Dana White whenit
Johnny Mansun (04:10):
came out? That would have been better again
that would have been like Iwould have liked that.
Zach (04:13):
You know the fucking Bruce Buffer whatever is on this
corner. You know,
Johnny Mansun (04:19):
half of the fucking auditorium goes behind
Chris Rock other half standsbehind Will Smith and then a
fight like like to like fuckin Idon't know. country's going to
war and like the 16
Zach (04:30):
UFC Oscars like collab. No one would have seen that coming.
That would have got hellanumbers. You know what I mean?
Like,
Johnny Mansun (04:37):
stop that shit.
People thought it was stagedthough. People thought that
people like you so many peoplefuck though obviously not.
Zach (04:45):
He really went out there and he really went up there.
Johnny Mansun (04:47):
said black walked off like this. Cave Sheesh. Wow.
Anyways, now but I have manymemorable moments.
Zach (04:56):
Thank you. Well, yeah, no,
Johnny Mansun (04:57):
for sure. For sure. Um, I don't know, man. So
what do you what do you feelabout that? Like, do you think
it was justified? Like do youthink he should have? First of
all, do you think it wasjustified? And would you have
done the same thing if you werein his position?
Zach (05:11):
Or wouldn't have done it, obviously, because I'm not dumb,
but like, I think it's justifiedfor any person to somewhat stand
up, you know, to stand up fortheir family. You know what I
mean? But I think that there'sdifferent ways to do it. You
know what I mean? He got it doneit like in a different way. That
was more P Na, but like, you getwhat I'm saying like yeah, like
(05:38):
he could have done that shitlike that. She wasn't P Yeah,
like that wasn't P like you
Johnny Mansun (05:43):
slapping a fellow Black man on the stage of an
award show a very prestigiousaward show.
Zach (05:48):
They're gonna kill you for them, but because they already
saw because No,
Johnny Mansun (05:52):
I brought that up. I brought that up. Because
bro, what if it was a whitedude? Or what if it would have
been? What if? Or what if it wasa white dude who went up and
slapped Chris Rock to
Zach (06:04):
be bro I mean, that's wrong. Didn't get out there. No,
he's
Johnny Mansun (06:09):
dead. He No, he didn't do that. We will. Yeah,
well, I
Zach (06:12):
still think he's so
Johnny Mansun (06:13):
why Jason Momoa fucking walks up there and
smacks the fuck out of him. He'snot gonna fight back. He's
probably not and he's not evenlike white but I mean like a
really like, like a white personlike some like white ass not
wide enough for you know?
Zach (06:32):
qualify.
Johnny Mansun (06:33):
It's like that picture that meme in Family Guy
where it's just the shades likeit says like, not a tears tears.
Zach (06:40):
Gotcha. Yeah, cuz I was like, damn, bro. Like, how are
you? You know, you got like a 10meter?
Johnny Mansun (06:46):
Playing but no, I just say that. Because it's
like, I honestly row. So I don'tknow if you you watch Jesus and
marrow? Did you see theirinterview with Denzel? No, she
was fired. And I saw that andthen like a week later, this
shit goes down. And like afterit goes down, you see like Danzo
like, talking to will like,giving him some advice.
(07:06):
Whatever. Fast forward 2030minutes later, we'll get an
Oscar for Best Actor, like atthis fucking award show, which
is for acting an actor's and hegets Best Actor. And during his
speech, I don't know if you sawhis speech, but he said he was
talking and he was crying hisemotional. And then you just
(07:27):
hear Denzel in the background golove you man or something like
that. And then like, will aftera second like stopped. He's
like, I love you d is talking tohim. He's like, you know,
Denzel. He told me that thedevil comes for you. At your
best moment at your highestmoment or something like that.
(07:47):
Oh, it's at your it's at yourhighest moment when the devil
comes for you or some shit. AndI was like, damn, like, of
course denza would drop somefucking knowledge on him like
that, like some fucking crazyass like wise shit. That's
Zach (08:01):
the boy guy. Yo, I realize
Johnny Mansun (08:04):
I actually have him on my first album. Actually,
I really really I really do Ihave a whole song where I
sampled his vocals from a speechand I put it in the song in the
in the break in between versesor not I haven't made any money
off of it. But if I do I'lldefinitely give Denzel more than
his fair share
Zach (08:24):
as a fellow Black man on you. I feel compelled to like
expose you. Same. I'm do I runthe same page? My brother. Bet.
Johnny Mansun (08:35):
Anyway, so speaking of this whole family,
Jaden Smith, he said, That's howwe do it. After all this shit
went down. Someone was like,Jaden is gonna tweet. That's how
we do it. Like you ain't letyour homeboy come over your mom.
While you were too busy sextingTyler the Creator. Toe
Zach (08:54):
thing? Are they just trolling? No, I
Johnny Mansun (08:57):
think they're trolling because like they
would, because it used to be atroll. Like Tyler and Jaden
because there was a line in asong. Yeah. You know, I'm
talking about and he said,
Zach (09:07):
Oh, that potholes? Yeah, he
Johnny Mansun (09:09):
said some shit. I don't know what the fuck it was
like, but because people outsidewere speculating that also Jaden
did have a he did play a role ina TV show where he was gay. Do
you Did you watch the get up onNetflix? No, I didn't. It was a
show about like the foundationsof hip hop like the founding of
hip hop like a DJ Kool Herc, andlike fuckin Grandmaster Flash
(09:34):
and shit. And Jaden was in thatand in the show, like, he turns
out to be gay and like has awhole scene where he's like,
kissing a dude and shit. And Idon't know maybe that played
into it, but there was at a timea rumor that they were gonna
Yeah, like a thing or something.
And I don't know if it wasfucking true. Who knows? But,
um, we do know that Tyler's gaynow but Jaden Fei?
Zach (09:56):
Is that a fact?
Johnny Mansun (09:57):
Yeah. And you always are like, Is that a fact?
Yeah, we know it. Like he'stalked about he talks about it
extensively in his lyrics.
Zach (10:05):
Alright, whatever. I don't be poking in his lyrics. You
don't
Johnny Mansun (10:11):
Wow. So you don't gotta quote, poke in anything.
Yeah, you're right. You justhave to listen. And it's I
wasn't poking anyone. I was justlistening. I haven't done I'm
not poking. I'm not diving deep.
You're not you don't want topoke or dive deep and Tyler.
Zach (10:31):
The Creator is old albums.
Not not necessarily when he wastalking homophobic shit. No, I
think trying to get you wannaIgor and flower boy are really
good. But I didn't really likethis last one. He dropped them.
Johnny Mansun (10:45):
Same Call me when you get lost. Yeah, I didn't
like it either. That's why Ididn't go to the concert.
Everyone in their mother was atthat concert a couple weeks
Zach (10:51):
ago because they miss the other one or they didn't go to
flower boy, or they just likecrazy fanboys Type, Type Type
Type. Technically, I hate tobrag, but I went to flower boy
and Igor and Damn,
Johnny Mansun (11:04):
Igor was dope.
Oh, yes. Oh, dude, Igor. I likedthat album a lot. That fucking
album is
Zach (11:11):
yours. It's just funny going to a tie that Creator Show
cuz like, if you're in the pit,you know smoking a little weed
or whatever. You have literallyall of these like, white girls
just like oh my god,
Johnny Mansun (11:24):
sweaty as fuck with like, glitter on their
face.
Zach (11:28):
Dying and shit like that.
Give them a face. It's just justa funny incident. But damn, it's
it's like that. Shout out toTyler.
Johnny Mansun (11:38):
Shout out to you know, white girls.
Zach (11:41):
Shout out to Judd Apatow
Johnny Mansun (11:42):
to white girls at concerts. Yeah, so Oh, yeah, you
could die. Oh, yeah. No, I needto read that tweet. Can you
bring that up? Oh, I'll bring itup. I'll bring it up. I'll bring
it up. I got I got you.
Zach (11:54):
And then not only that, but Jim Carrey saying Oh, Sue,
bro.
Johnny Mansun (12:00):
Because Jim Carrey is a savage. He would get
away with it to get away with ittoo. I could go down in history.
Zach (12:06):
Dude. I felt like Jim Carrey, but that was lame. And
then not only that, but then Ifound out that Jim Carrey has
like a sonic movie coming out.
Johnny Mansun (12:15):
He was in the first song. What he was they
they already made a Sonic and hewas in
Zach (12:21):
Yeah, I had no idea. So either way. I'm just saying,
like, he's over here saying thisshit. I hope he's not like
trying to promote his sonicmovie. Like,
Johnny Mansun (12:30):
no, he's just he's just a famous actor who's
responding and he was public. Hesaid it on CBS and he was there
for to promote his movie, but hetalked about this because this
is big news. And he's an act Ithey're gonna ask him
Zach (12:42):
about him saying that he would sue for 200 mil. He's
savage for
Johnny Mansun (12:46):
that. He's exaggerating. Obviously, it's
just like an exaggeration
Zach (12:50):
as he said his exact thing was that he would sue for 200
mil because that video is gonnabe out there forever. And I
mean, I get you but like, youdon't think that's kind of like
200 mil he thought that savvywould make 200 million.
Johnny Mansun (13:07):
Okay, onto the onto the Judd Apatow tweaking
shows
Zach (13:10):
Chris Rock has to do to make two mil bro
Johnny Mansun (13:13):
and one What the fuck does like Jim Carrey need
200 mil for bros like banchanOkay, so Judd Apatow after the
shit happened, said he couldhave killed him. That's pure out
of control, rage and violence.
They've heard a million jokesabout them in the last three
decades. They are not freshmenin the world of Hollywood and
comedy. He lost his mind.
(13:36):
Period. Yeah, he could havekilled him.
Zach (13:40):
Jeb appetize at his fucking mind.
Johnny Mansun (13:43):
He could have killed him. He could have killed
him. That's all I'm gonna say hecould have killed him. And the
funny
Zach (13:47):
part is that he deleted that tweet though. He deleted
the tweet and I have a feelinghe deleted that tweet. Because
he realized that they know thesame people and that talking all
that shit. You dummy on like,and then you're gonna have to
stand behind that shit.
Johnny Mansun (14:05):
Nah, nah, nah, he deleted that shit. Because
everyone was roasting himbecause he sounded like a good
he sound like he sounded like hesounded like the kid on the
Polar Express. That's like, canI get my hot chocolate like that
kid? Like he was that kid whenhe was growing up for sure.
Zach (14:20):
Is can be the dude who made 40 Year Old Virgin do you
know about
Johnny Mansun (14:25):
real shows a real life stories inspired by real
bad
Zach (14:29):
I guess at that point now we know.
Johnny Mansun (14:31):
Anyways, no so he actually no but he has a
daughter and she's in euphoria.
But um, anyways, so speaking ofthe whole What about her? She's
cute.
Zach (14:41):
Okay, but that was just cuz I just wanted you to like
yeah,
Johnny Mansun (14:45):
no, I was just trying to figure out the right
segue to go to this topic justcute. So sticking on the the
Smith family. Oh, excuse
Zach (14:53):
me for you.
Johnny Mansun (14:54):
She's not a good actor, though. Zoe Kravitz came
out against what Will Smith didThey immediately
Zach (15:03):
came out against your ID or for what even? Dude, honestly
at this point
Johnny Mansun (15:11):
who everything is everything yeah Zack everything
in our society like, though isme versus you because in America
we've built this individualisticsociety where we want to pretend
like we don't have groups but wedo we just have two groups I for
and against when
Zach (15:30):
Jim Carrey said that shit cuz I was like damn he's against
Johnny Mansun (15:34):
he's against us who's who's guessed a violent
people whose criminals ChrisRock didn't press charges
because he shouldn't have but
Zach (15:45):
I'm pretty sure Jim Carrey's done some criminal
shit. No yo didn't
Johnny Mansun (15:49):
you saw a video of him walking up on stage and
kissing the girl handing him theaward? Ooh, Jim Carrey. They
responded. He was like, theywere like, they're like, Wait,
didn't you like sexually assaultsomeone and it's literally a
video of him accepting an awardat MTV, like some shit for MTV,
walks up to the beautiful womanholding the award, grabs her and
(16:12):
starts making out with her. Andit looked, it looked like it
wasn't planned. And she wasn'treally like, he wasn't like
expecting it or like really likewanting it.
Zach (16:22):
Okay, so like,
Johnny Mansun (16:25):
I don't know the context. I don't know the
context. I just saw the clip. Idon't know the context. That
could all be completely wrong.
But, you know,
Zach (16:33):
that's how I feel about the wills from that thing. I
don't know the context. I don'tknow the context. It could be
all completely wrong. Maybe hesays something else somewhere
else. I
Johnny Mansun (16:43):
don't know.
People were saying that maybe.
Chris Rock also got with Jada orsomething. Nah, dude, that
nerds.
Zach (16:52):
I mean, Chris, stop your flow. Chris. How a pussy bro.
Um, yeah, dude,
Johnny Mansun (16:57):
you ever heard his shit on fucking Kanye? His
album bro. Everybody he begetting that. Getting that real
postered pussy?
Who? Who re upholstered yourpussy? Easy we opposed her
mouth.
Zach (17:12):
i He said to hear you say
Johnny Mansun (17:18):
no, I'm playing Can you slow down Can you slow
down we're not done with ZoeKravitz cuz she's my fuckin tell
us about your wife Kravitz. Sois Zoe Kravitz came out against
because we have to come outagainst her. You come out for
like be whatever. And she wasagain. You got to pick a side
and Zoe Kravitz picked a sideagainst Will Smith.
Zach (17:42):
Yeah, she shouldn't have she
Johnny Mansun (17:44):
shouldn't have she should have kept her mouth
shut because what happened? TheInternet came back at her so
they said Zoe Kravitz supportsknown abuser Alexander Wang made
predatory comments about 14 yearold Jaden and dated Ezra Miller
when they were 1718. And she was20 Plus, but wants to speak
about will and draw the line ata slap. That was just some tweet
(18:08):
that I saw. Um, by F T Sire,which the username is dumb Fikes
GF which is wild euphoria. Andsire is an illusion to Jaden,
I'm assuming because that's hismiddle name and his album name.
(18:28):
Imagine being 14 years old, andZoe Kravitz who's like 20 like
flirts with you a lot and likegive gives you those five
Zach (18:38):
are you promoting on this podcast? No.
Johnny Mansun (18:42):
Yes I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes,
I am. Only for women who arefine. And if it's on a younger
boy, that's like when I was 14I'm on that. That's what I'm
advocating for. Okay, and youcan fucking fight me and hate me
(19:03):
and call me whatever you want tocall me. Okay, but if you want
to if you want to tell yourselfthat that's not every fucking 14
year old boys dream in theirlife you my friend. Need to get
a clue
Zach (19:17):
is going down as my top five worst shakes in budget shot
by guys. Top five best takesthat no
Johnny Mansun (19:26):
fuck that.
Everyone knows what the fuck I'mtalking about. And if you don't
Zach (19:32):
I'm just I'll
Johnny Mansun (19:33):
hold this
Zach (19:34):
boop. It's almost as bad as it take is Zoe Kravitz being
like, I think I'll go to a blackwall like this is an Instagram
Polack talk to my black friend.
Okay, maybe has some blacklunch. Watch out black movie. Oh
guys, sing up black song blackbox and take a black nap in my
(19:55):
black band. In my black sheets,and have some
Johnny Mansun (20:04):
back black drives wife she put she misspelled
those two Yeah,
Zach (20:08):
she funny for that happy to be black. Just don't need to
say it in front of everythingart is art. So, I mean I get
what she's saying but like whyis she hating being like? I mean
who says that everything isblack?
Johnny Mansun (20:24):
No. So I think what she's trying to say here is
people in the mainstreambusiness of acting music etc art
her dominate know the people whoknow the bosses like the fuckin
CEOs of like Atlantic Recordsand focus
Zach (20:39):
on her dad like me.
Johnny Mansun (20:42):
Yes, but what I'm saying is, she's an artist.
She's not like an executive atlike, a fuckin production
company. She she's not she's notmoved them. Yes, but she's not
them. And what I'm saying is themedia general, I think what it's
talking about is that maybe the,the the frequency with which
(21:07):
people will call artists who areblack, black artists, or will
highlight their race, whenthat's not really necessary. You
wouldn't say the white artist,necessarily. And I think that's
what she's getting at. It'slike, Don't Don't call us black
for everything because we'rejust people like, it's not
(21:30):
black. It's not black. This isnot black. That's just human.
It's, you wouldn't say that. Oh,the fucking white. Or you
wouldn't say any other colorbesides those two colors,
especially because then it'sactually really racist. So it's
like what your
Zach (21:42):
statement but like, Do you have any example of like that?
Like somebody? No,
Johnny Mansun (21:47):
I'm just trying to clarify. I'm kind of trying
to get the perspective of whatshe's claiming. And the Why is
she
Zach (21:53):
making that point? Because I don't like when I don't
fucking know the fuck do theyever do that?
Johnny Mansun (21:57):
I don't know.
Maybe she had an experiencewhere she felt that that was
prevalent. She's way more mybad. She's way more in the
industry. She's a famousactress, daughter of a famous
musician. So
Zach (22:12):
maybe quite a bit. Yeah, all that.
Johnny Mansun (22:15):
I don't know. And she's a black woman. I'm not a
black woman. I'm not even lying.
I'm Italian.
Zach (22:22):
Can we talk about the lady who was kissing herself? And
that's what I wanted to know.
Okay. I think that's real news.
That's real.
Johnny Mansun (22:33):
Oh, you watch MSNBC you read The New York
Times? Yeah, that's fake news.
This right? Here's Real News.
Zach (22:39):
So just a little backstory. This fucking lady
literally is doing squats in thegym and like she knows that like
she she purposely doesn't go tothe bathroom before she works
out. Because I so she can pisson the floor. Yeah, and I think
she was saying it gives her likea little adrenaline
Johnny Mansun (23:00):
or I don't know about that. All I go. All I know
is I go down to the fuckingreplies. And I think I saw
someone say like, oh, this hasto be for like a fetish fetish.
Yeah, like a fetish. I
Zach (23:15):
don't think cuz
Johnny Mansun (23:16):
that's not acceptable. How are you going to
walk into a gym and piss on theground? What are you a fucking
dog?
Zach (23:21):
Well, because I think this is one of those like, small
like, you know, like heavy like,you know, person type gyms. You
know what I mean? And it's
Johnny Mansun (23:30):
like a locally owned gym where they like let
theirfriends come in and just piss
wherever they want.
Zach (23:36):
Why she thinks she would be calm. I get it. You're You're
fuckin
Johnny Mansun (23:40):
like deadlifting like a lot. They're like, if you
just want to piss on the floorlike you're good. Like, can you
clean it up for me? Maybe
Zach (23:46):
not at Planet Fitness doing this? You know what I
mean? I'm
Johnny Mansun (23:49):
like, How did you find this? Like locally owned
gym? It was this dude back herewho's like I'm just trying to
get my 30 minutes of cardio andthis
Zach (23:56):
who is the customer just like her who pays his money?
Johnny Mansun (24:00):
Yeah, and he has to put up with fucking on the
Biohazard on her on her fuckingbiohazard urine.
Zach (24:07):
That's it is that you data as they need like bro she thinks
she's probably like cleaningthis shit just would have paper
towels and this needs to be likecleaned with like real chemicals
and shit like she's lower andpissing
Johnny Mansun (24:24):
on the bar.
Zach (24:26):
That is that this is getting in the crack. Oh, that's
disgusting.
Johnny Mansun (24:31):
Done with this Can we move on? No, we
Zach (24:33):
don't have to move on. I'm just taking on this because this
this is disgusting and I'm gonnadead this here. Okay, I'm done.
Oh, this is the same shit. Oh.
Johnny Mansun (24:45):
Can we talk about the dude who was founded the
only girls attic. Yo are such asin for a girl that you've never
met in real life IRL and youdecide your We're gonna travel
across the state you live in.
cost the country you live in tosneak into her attic. You my
friend are such an alpha.
Zach (25:17):
You think he took the red pill is that he drove six hours,
Johnny Mansun (25:22):
bro. Ah,
Zach (25:23):
I drove six hours bro
Johnny Mansun (25:26):
dog did a fucking little trip to Gainesville
pulled up on shorties crib andjust
Zach (25:31):
not only that, but how long was he planning on staying
there? We don't know. Did
Johnny Mansun (25:36):
he bring snacks with him? Like, like how did he
expect? Oh, hang out there hegets well. She doesn't have a
job. She's an only fans girl.
You know, she doesn't goanywhere.
Zach (25:49):
As crazy. Be careful.
Johnny Mansun (25:51):
Oh my God, dude, literally.
I just I just I put yourself inthat dude's shoes for a second.
Zach (25:59):
I'm trying I don't want to.
Johnny Mansun (26:00):
I know you don't No one does. But try because
that right there my friend isfucking ridiculous.
Zach (26:09):
I mean, he broken at her house. He
Johnny Mansun (26:11):
re entering charge for some bell. And you
don't, bro she doesn't evenfucking know.
Zach (26:20):
Probably. Only fans, girl
Johnny Mansun (26:23):
bro. You donated to her like 20 times. He doesn't
even know your name,
Zach (26:29):
not even a b&e. That's like a home invasion. That's
Johnny Mansun (26:33):
your Inside her home without her knowledge. And
you're sneaking around and notleaving and no intention of
leaving. Like it's not like youbroke in when she was out and
Oh, you got to get out for shecomes back, bro. You waited for
her to get back. Just you couldkick it with her. He's nasty.
You're nasty. You need help seekhelp immediately. No, he's he's
(26:55):
going to jail. He's speaking ofgoing to jail. Adams going to
invade. Here's Adam. He's goingto prison. He invaded the home
of democracy. He invaded thehome of our government. June.
Zach (27:05):
Is this acceptable? No.
No, you know,
Johnny Mansun (27:09):
this. This is what people talk about when they
say white privilege. Okay,
Zach (27:15):
this picture is pretty funny, too. So if you don't know
what we're talking about,
Johnny Mansun (27:19):
Adams going to prison is a public event by Adam
Johnson, who famously is theFlorida man who was seen on
January 6, carrying the podiumout of the Capitol looking at a
person with a camera that takespictures that are clear, with no
(27:40):
mask on a smile and waving onehand waving at the camera. I see
their hand holding a felony. No.
What are you on? And now you'regonna go to prison. He didn't
say going to jail party. He saidAdams going to prison. They're
going to prison. Okay, and
Zach (27:59):
yeah, this dude is really gonna thunderstorm during his
party. I feel sorry for him tobe honest. What? April 1, we can
actually pull up on that. Yo,
Johnny Mansun (28:13):
let me pull up let's pull up and do like a like
a butcher shop like in person.
Like, like, what is it? Like allgasp no brakes. Yeah. Yo, if we
added that honor, like we can'teven we could barely get a
Zach (28:27):
fucking. And we're over here talking about driving to
brain and yeah.
Johnny Mansun (28:32):
And now you want to talk about fucking MGK
Zach (28:35):
Yeah, I'm not talking about MGK I wonder well, this.
Johnny Mansun (28:39):
This is the real play here. Looking good.
Zach (28:41):
Is this what the world has come to? No pun intended. Oh,
dude, when I saw this, and Ilooked
Johnny Mansun (28:48):
at it right.
There's wild because it has
Zach (28:51):
grimy and shit. I saw this and I really got disgusted.
Johnny Mansun (28:56):
I saw that I was like, Bill, I wish you'd text me
back.
Zach (29:01):
Too far now. I've heard God the other ones you guys had
showed me But dude, thisliterally like looks like a
pizza chicken.
Johnny Mansun (29:08):
That looks like no that looks like if you got a
girl's vagina. Or wholegenitalia and deep fried and
beat you Friday at a fuckingKentucky Fried Chicken deep
fryer. So weird. People can'thear what we're talking about.
Let's keep going. Keep pushing.
Push. It's a fucking
Zach (29:23):
pocket pussy. It's a pocket usando it's a fucking
pocket. No, because listen.
Yeah, either way. We're talkingabout a KFC pocket pussy. It's
getting disgusting out here.
Johnny Mansun (29:36):
So there's a North Carolina dog that was
abandoned because its ownerswitnessed it humping another
male dog and they're like, Yo,that's gay.
Zach (29:46):
Babe and see that you saw that part?
Johnny Mansun (29:49):
Yeah, that's the story that their dog was humping
another male dog. They werelike, that's gay. I'm
homophobic. I'm abandoning you.
Real good Christians probablyAnd it became a news story that
they abandon their gay dog orthey thought their dog was gay.
Which dogs? I mean, yeah, dogsdo that. That's just dog
(30:10):
behavior. Dogs are just normal,normally gay. They hump
everything. They hump anything.
Zach (30:17):
What are you talking about? Um, trolling. So,
Johnny Mansun (30:20):
yeah, that's that. That's that story that
eventually a gay couple adoptedthem. And it was, uh, was
Zach (30:26):
Dan, thanks for adding me.
What about Tom Holland being outin Boston? And this dude going
on Twitter and being like, I'msorry, but can we take a moment
to praise? Tom isn't afraid tobe around minorities?
Johnny Mansun (30:44):
Man What the fuck? Dude man what those
Zach (30:47):
people on Twitter really a weird because
Johnny Mansun (30:50):
like yo, let's praise that he isn't afraid as
people should be or would beusually are of minorities
because you know, they're scary.
Ah.
Zach (31:02):
Dude, standing counter wiling just hearing their, you
know, whatever. They're standinglike, try to like, get away.
He's not scared of black people.
Johnny Mansun (31:16):
He totally is dating up dude. Black girl.
Zach (31:19):
So Charlie, is that how you say said Charlie Puth Puth.
correcting a fan on Tik Tok whoclaimed his song light switch is
about a girl. Charlie said it'sabout a person. And then. Okay.
So essentially, I guess CharliePuth has gotten to the point
(31:41):
where no one is listening to hismusic.
Johnny Mansun (31:43):
So he needs to do something about it. Yeah. So
what does this say? What doesthis say? We're just making gay
yes to create his own gayallegations for people to listen
to his music.
All right. Ughhhhhh. We back in this motherfucker.
Johnny Mansun (00:13):
Feel like I'm in a spaceship right now?
Zach (00:15):
what type of spaceship?
Johnny Mansun (00:17):
A spaceship in outer space
Zach (00:19):
like Roger the aliens?
Johnny Mansun (00:21):
traveling through the galaxies.
Zach (00:24):
That's fake money. This is not my money. I have nothing.
It's the butcher shop.
Johnny Mansun (00:36):
What up what up what up. Welcome back to the
show. It's your boy.
Zach (00:42):
Be careful.
Johnny Mansun (00:46):
Thanks for listening guys. Thank you for
supporting the podcast we fuckwith y'all. We love you guys. If
you are listening and supportingus like that, thank you. Today,
we are going to start with whatyou want. Tell us what what are
we in for today? Supposedly, bignews.
Zach (01:04):
Gonna get dibs on male birth control. Hmm.
Johnny Mansun (01:07):
Yeah. So male birth control is now becoming a
thing. It I saw something Whatwas it that they created a pill
that was really effective insaving?
Zach (01:18):
Like 95%
Johnny Mansun (01:20):
Ah, shit, it's a row
Zach (01:24):
when you take it. With you. That's the real question.
Johnny Mansun (01:29):
No. I don't know.
I would be like, let me take itin like 20 years when all the
people have like been the guineapigs. Yeah, I tell you I got
vaccinated.
Zach (01:40):
Haven't you always been?
It's different. Just slightly,it's
Johnny Mansun (01:46):
different. I can choose to wear a condom. I can't
choose to not get COVID So mybad I'm not trying to make the
bad co so yeah, male birthcontrol. I've been seeing shit
where people are dudes are like,girls coming to them being like,
I'm pregnant. And they're like,Yeah, honey.
Zach (02:04):
Yes. I still don't think that'll ever be the wave. That's
not the wave. I think that therethere's a potential for it to be
the wave. You know what I mean?
Okay, it's like if you just haveto like pop a pill and then you
know for sure. Like, you'reprobably not going to get her
pregnant.
Johnny Mansun (02:21):
What are the side effects though? That's a big
question. Because you know,women's birth control has a lot
of side effects. Yeah. What ifone of the side effects was it
like increased yourtestosterone? You read?Like no,
I don't want that. What if itliterally boosted your tea?And
like made sure that you couldn'tget a girl pregnant or a girl
(02:41):
pregnant?
Zach (02:43):
Well, I don't know if that's technically would you
like I don't want to
Johnny Mansun (02:46):
become a monster you men dude city boys up yeah
city boys forever now I want toknow what the side effects are
going to be because
Zach (02:56):
speaking me Yeah, cuz you mentioned city boy. Yeah. Our
city boys up forever now. DidWill Smith put city boys.
Johnny Mansun (03:04):
Oh, man. No, no, we don't claim we don't claim
Will Smith and Jada and theirfucking relationship.
Zach (03:11):
I mean, Jada is definitely a city girl. So I assume Will's
like she's a
Johnny Mansun (03:14):
city girl. No, he's not a city. Boy. That's the
thing because we're against eachother. And they're on a team.
Yeah, you're
Zach (03:19):
right. Yeah. Well, the
Johnny Mansun (03:21):
city girl
Zach (03:23):
is he's him for slapping Chris Rock?
Johnny Mansun (03:26):
Is he's sick? No, he's a pimp. That's a pimp slap.
But I do think that he's a bitchfor doing that shit. Because
it's like, bro, you're on TV.
What are you going to just fightthis man on stage now you want
to walk up to him? And withoutDICOM funny? That's fucking what
lame. You feel me? It's likewhat you expect this dude to
like, fight you there especiallyover a GI Jane joke. I don't
(03:48):
know. I'm conflicted becauselike the the longer time has
gone from this event, the less Ilike it. The like when it first
happened. I was so hyped and Iwas like, Yo, but like the time
kind of goes on.
Zach (04:04):
But what if it just would have broken a whole UFC like
match? And like Dana White whenit
Johnny Mansun (04:10):
came out? That would have been better again
that would have been like Iwould have liked that.
Zach (04:13):
You know the fucking Bruce Buffer whatever is on this
corner. You know,
Johnny Mansun (04:19):
half of the fucking auditorium goes behind
Chris Rock other half standsbehind Will Smith and then a
fight like like to like fuckin Idon't know. country's going to
war and like the 16
Zach (04:30):
UFC Oscars like collab. No one would have seen that coming.
That would have got hellanumbers. You know what I mean?
Like,
Johnny Mansun (04:37):
stop that shit.
People thought it was stagedthough. People thought that
people like you so many peoplefuck though obviously not.
Zach (04:45):
He really went out there and he really went up there.
Johnny Mansun (04:47):
said black walked off like this. Cave Sheesh. Wow.
Anyways, now but I have manymemorable moments.
Zach (04:56):
Thank you. Well, yeah, no,
Johnny Mansun (04:57):
for sure. For sure. Um, I don't know, man. So
what do you what do you feelabout that? Like, do you think
it was justified? Like do youthink he should have? First of
all, do you think it wasjustified? And would you have
done the same thing if you werein his position?
Zach (05:11):
Or wouldn't have done it, obviously, because I'm not dumb,
but like, I think it's justifiedfor any person to somewhat stand
up, you know, to stand up fortheir family. You know what I
mean? But I think that there'sdifferent ways to do it. You
know what I mean? He got it doneit like in a different way. That
was more P Na, but like, you getwhat I'm saying like yeah, like
(05:38):
he could have done that shitlike that. She wasn't P Yeah,
like that wasn't P like you
Johnny Mansun (05:43):
slapping a fellow Black man on the stage of an
award show a very prestigiousaward show.
Zach (05:48):
They're gonna kill you for them, but because they already
saw because No,
Johnny Mansun (05:52):
I brought that up. I brought that up. Because
bro, what if it was a whitedude? Or what if it would have
been? What if? Or what if it wasa white dude who went up and
slapped Chris Rock to
Zach (06:04):
be bro I mean, that's wrong. Didn't get out there. No,
he's
Johnny Mansun (06:09):
dead. He No, he didn't do that. We will. Yeah,
well, I
Zach (06:12):
still think he's so
Johnny Mansun (06:13):
why Jason Momoa fucking walks up there and
smacks the fuck out of him. He'snot gonna fight back. He's
probably not and he's not evenlike white but I mean like a
really like, like a white personlike some like white ass not
wide enough for you know?
Zach (06:32):
qualify.
Johnny Mansun (06:33):
It's like that picture that meme in Family Guy
where it's just the shades likeit says like, not a tears tears.
Zach (06:40):
Gotcha. Yeah, cuz I was like, damn, bro. Like, how are
you? You know, you got like a 10meter?
Johnny Mansun (06:46):
Playing but no, I just say that. Because it's
like, I honestly row. So I don'tknow if you you watch Jesus and
marrow? Did you see theirinterview with Denzel? No, she
was fired. And I saw that andthen like a week later, this
shit goes down. And like afterit goes down, you see like Danzo
like, talking to will like,giving him some advice.
(07:06):
Whatever. Fast forward 2030minutes later, we'll get an
Oscar for Best Actor, like atthis fucking award show, which
is for acting an actor's and hegets Best Actor. And during his
speech, I don't know if you sawhis speech, but he said he was
talking and he was crying hisemotional. And then you just
(07:27):
hear Denzel in the background golove you man or something like
that. And then like, will aftera second like stopped. He's
like, I love you d is talking tohim. He's like, you know,
Denzel. He told me that thedevil comes for you. At your
best moment at your highestmoment or something like that.
(07:47):
Oh, it's at your it's at yourhighest moment when the devil
comes for you or some shit. AndI was like, damn, like, of
course denza would drop somefucking knowledge on him like
that, like some fucking crazyass like wise shit. That's
Zach (08:01):
the boy guy. Yo, I realize
Johnny Mansun (08:04):
I actually have him on my first album. Actually,
I really really I really do Ihave a whole song where I
sampled his vocals from a speechand I put it in the song in the
in the break in between versesor not I haven't made any money
off of it. But if I do I'lldefinitely give Denzel more than
his fair share
Zach (08:24):
as a fellow Black man on you. I feel compelled to like
expose you. Same. I'm do I runthe same page? My brother. Bet.
Johnny Mansun (08:35):
Anyway, so speaking of this whole family,
Jaden Smith, he said, That's howwe do it. After all this shit
went down. Someone was like,Jaden is gonna tweet. That's how
we do it. Like you ain't letyour homeboy come over your mom.
While you were too busy sextingTyler the Creator. Toe
Zach (08:54):
thing? Are they just trolling? No, I
Johnny Mansun (08:57):
think they're trolling because like they
would, because it used to be atroll. Like Tyler and Jaden
because there was a line in asong. Yeah. You know, I'm
talking about and he said,
Zach (09:07):
Oh, that potholes? Yeah, he
Johnny Mansun (09:09):
said some shit. I don't know what the fuck it was
like, but because people outsidewere speculating that also Jaden
did have a he did play a role ina TV show where he was gay. Do
you Did you watch the get up onNetflix? No, I didn't. It was a
show about like the foundationsof hip hop like the founding of
hip hop like a DJ Kool Herc, andlike fuckin Grandmaster Flash
(09:34):
and shit. And Jaden was in thatand in the show, like, he turns
out to be gay and like has awhole scene where he's like,
kissing a dude and shit. And Idon't know maybe that played
into it, but there was at a timea rumor that they were gonna
Yeah, like a thing or something.
And I don't know if it wasfucking true. Who knows? But,
um, we do know that Tyler's gaynow but Jaden Fei?
Zach (09:56):
Is that a fact?
Johnny Mansun (09:57):
Yeah. And you always are like, Is that a fact?
Yeah, we know it. Like he'stalked about he talks about it
extensively in his lyrics.
Zach (10:05):
Alright, whatever. I don't be poking in his lyrics. You
don't
Johnny Mansun (10:11):
Wow. So you don't gotta quote, poke in anything.
Yeah, you're right. You justhave to listen. And it's I
wasn't poking anyone. I was justlistening. I haven't done I'm
not poking. I'm not diving deep.
You're not you don't want topoke or dive deep and Tyler.
Zach (10:31):
The Creator is old albums.
Not not necessarily when he wastalking homophobic shit. No, I
think trying to get you wannaIgor and flower boy are really
good. But I didn't really likethis last one. He dropped them.
Johnny Mansun (10:45):
Same Call me when you get lost. Yeah, I didn't
like it either. That's why Ididn't go to the concert.
Everyone in their mother was atthat concert a couple weeks
Zach (10:51):
ago because they miss the other one or they didn't go to
flower boy, or they just likecrazy fanboys Type, Type Type
Type. Technically, I hate tobrag, but I went to flower boy
and Igor and Damn,
Johnny Mansun (11:04):
Igor was dope.
Oh, yes. Oh, dude, Igor. I likedthat album a lot. That fucking
album is
Zach (11:11):
yours. It's just funny going to a tie that Creator Show
cuz like, if you're in the pit,you know smoking a little weed
or whatever. You have literallyall of these like, white girls
just like oh my god,
Johnny Mansun (11:24):
sweaty as fuck with like, glitter on their
face.
Zach (11:28):
Dying and shit like that.
Give them a face. It's just justa funny incident. But damn, it's
it's like that. Shout out toTyler.
Johnny Mansun (11:38):
Shout out to you know, white girls.
Zach (11:41):
Shout out to Judd Apatow
Johnny Mansun (11:42):
to white girls at concerts. Yeah, so Oh, yeah, you
could die. Oh, yeah. No, I needto read that tweet. Can you
bring that up? Oh, I'll bring itup. I'll bring it up. I'll bring
it up. I got I got you.
Zach (11:54):
And then not only that, but Jim Carrey saying Oh, Sue,
bro.
Johnny Mansun (12:00):
Because Jim Carrey is a savage. He would get
away with it to get away with ittoo. I could go down in history.
Zach (12:06):
Dude. I felt like Jim Carrey, but that was lame. And
then not only that, but then Ifound out that Jim Carrey has
like a sonic movie coming out.
Johnny Mansun (12:15):
He was in the first song. What he was they
they already made a Sonic and hewas in
Zach (12:21):
Yeah, I had no idea. So either way. I'm just saying,
like, he's over here saying thisshit. I hope he's not like
trying to promote his sonicmovie. Like,
Johnny Mansun (12:30):
no, he's just he's just a famous actor who's
responding and he was public. Hesaid it on CBS and he was there
for to promote his movie, but hetalked about this because this
is big news. And he's an act Ithey're gonna ask him
Zach (12:42):
about him saying that he would sue for 200 mil. He's
savage for
Johnny Mansun (12:46):
that. He's exaggerating. Obviously, it's
just like an exaggeration
Zach (12:50):
as he said his exact thing was that he would sue for 200
mil because that video is gonnabe out there forever. And I
mean, I get you but like, youdon't think that's kind of like
200 mil he thought that savvywould make 200 million.
Johnny Mansun (13:07):
Okay, onto the onto the Judd Apatow tweaking
shows
Zach (13:10):
Chris Rock has to do to make two mil bro
Johnny Mansun (13:13):
and one What the fuck does like Jim Carrey need
200 mil for bros like banchanOkay, so Judd Apatow after the
shit happened, said he couldhave killed him. That's pure out
of control, rage and violence.
They've heard a million jokesabout them in the last three
decades. They are not freshmenin the world of Hollywood and
comedy. He lost his mind.
(13:36):
Period. Yeah, he could havekilled him.
Zach (13:40):
Jeb appetize at his fucking mind.
Johnny Mansun (13:43):
He could have killed him. He could have killed
him. That's all I'm gonna say hecould have killed him. And the
funny
Zach (13:47):
part is that he deleted that tweet though. He deleted
the tweet and I have a feelinghe deleted that tweet. Because
he realized that they know thesame people and that talking all
that shit. You dummy on like,and then you're gonna have to
stand behind that shit.
Johnny Mansun (14:05):
Nah, nah, nah, he deleted that shit. Because
everyone was roasting himbecause he sounded like a good
he sound like he sounded like hesounded like the kid on the
Polar Express. That's like, canI get my hot chocolate like that
kid? Like he was that kid whenhe was growing up for sure.
Zach (14:20):
Is can be the dude who made 40 Year Old Virgin do you
know about
Johnny Mansun (14:25):
real shows a real life stories inspired by real
bad
Zach (14:29):
I guess at that point now we know.
Johnny Mansun (14:31):
Anyways, no so he actually no but he has a
daughter and she's in euphoria.
But um, anyways, so speaking ofthe whole What about her? She's
cute.
Zach (14:41):
Okay, but that was just cuz I just wanted you to like
yeah,
Johnny Mansun (14:45):
no, I was just trying to figure out the right
segue to go to this topic justcute. So sticking on the the
Smith family. Oh, excuse
Zach (14:53):
me for you.
Johnny Mansun (14:54):
She's not a good actor, though. Zoe Kravitz came
out against what Will Smith didThey immediately
Zach (15:03):
came out against your ID or for what even? Dude, honestly
at this point
Johnny Mansun (15:11):
who everything is everything yeah Zack everything
in our society like, though isme versus you because in America
we've built this individualisticsociety where we want to pretend
like we don't have groups but wedo we just have two groups I for
and against when
Zach (15:30):
Jim Carrey said that shit cuz I was like damn he's against
Johnny Mansun (15:34):
he's against us who's who's guessed a violent
people whose criminals ChrisRock didn't press charges
because he shouldn't have but
Zach (15:45):
I'm pretty sure Jim Carrey's done some criminal
shit. No yo didn't
Johnny Mansun (15:49):
you saw a video of him walking up on stage and
kissing the girl handing him theaward? Ooh, Jim Carrey. They
responded. He was like, theywere like, they're like, Wait,
didn't you like sexually assaultsomeone and it's literally a
video of him accepting an awardat MTV, like some shit for MTV,
walks up to the beautiful womanholding the award, grabs her and
(16:12):
starts making out with her. Andit looked, it looked like it
wasn't planned. And she wasn'treally like, he wasn't like
expecting it or like really likewanting it.
Zach (16:22):
Okay, so like,
Johnny Mansun (16:25):
I don't know the context. I don't know the
context. I just saw the clip. Idon't know the context. That
could all be completely wrong.
But, you know,
Zach (16:33):
that's how I feel about the wills from that thing. I
don't know the context. I don'tknow the context. It could be
all completely wrong. Maybe hesays something else somewhere
else. I
Johnny Mansun (16:43):
don't know.
People were saying that maybe.
Chris Rock also got with Jada orsomething. Nah, dude, that
nerds.
Zach (16:52):
I mean, Chris, stop your flow. Chris. How a pussy bro.
Um, yeah, dude,
Johnny Mansun (16:57):
you ever heard his shit on fucking Kanye? His
album bro. Everybody he begetting that. Getting that real
postered pussy?
Who? Who re upholstered yourpussy? Easy we opposed her
mouth.
Zach (17:12):
i He said to hear you say
Johnny Mansun (17:18):
no, I'm playing Can you slow down Can you slow
down we're not done with ZoeKravitz cuz she's my fuckin tell
us about your wife Kravitz. Sois Zoe Kravitz came out against
because we have to come outagainst her. You come out for
like be whatever. And she wasagain. You got to pick a side
and Zoe Kravitz picked a sideagainst Will Smith.
Zach (17:42):
Yeah, she shouldn't have she
Johnny Mansun (17:44):
shouldn't have she should have kept her mouth
shut because what happened? TheInternet came back at her so
they said Zoe Kravitz supportsknown abuser Alexander Wang made
predatory comments about 14 yearold Jaden and dated Ezra Miller
when they were 1718. And she was20 Plus, but wants to speak
about will and draw the line ata slap. That was just some tweet
(18:08):
that I saw. Um, by F T Sire,which the username is dumb Fikes
GF which is wild euphoria. Andsire is an illusion to Jaden,
I'm assuming because that's hismiddle name and his album name.
(18:28):
Imagine being 14 years old, andZoe Kravitz who's like 20 like
flirts with you a lot and likegive gives you those five
Zach (18:38):
are you promoting on this podcast? No.
Johnny Mansun (18:42):
Yes I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes,
I am. Only for women who arefine. And if it's on a younger
boy, that's like when I was 14I'm on that. That's what I'm
advocating for. Okay, and youcan fucking fight me and hate me
(19:03):
and call me whatever you want tocall me. Okay, but if you want
to if you want to tell yourselfthat that's not every fucking 14
year old boys dream in theirlife you my friend. Need to get
a clue
Zach (19:17):
is going down as my top five worst shakes in budget shot
by guys. Top five best takesthat no
Johnny Mansun (19:26):
fuck that.
Everyone knows what the fuck I'mtalking about. And if you don't
Zach (19:32):
I'm just I'll
Johnny Mansun (19:33):
hold this
Zach (19:34):
boop. It's almost as bad as it take is Zoe Kravitz being
like, I think I'll go to a blackwall like this is an Instagram
Polack talk to my black friend.
Okay, maybe has some blacklunch. Watch out black movie. Oh
guys, sing up black song blackbox and take a black nap in my
(19:55):
black band. In my black sheets,and have some
Johnny Mansun (20:04):
back black drives wife she put she misspelled
those two Yeah,
Zach (20:08):
she funny for that happy to be black. Just don't need to
say it in front of everythingart is art. So, I mean I get
what she's saying but like whyis she hating being like? I mean
who says that everything isblack?
Johnny Mansun (20:24):
No. So I think what she's trying to say here is
people in the mainstreambusiness of acting music etc art
her dominate know the people whoknow the bosses like the fuckin
CEOs of like Atlantic Recordsand focus
Zach (20:39):
on her dad like me.
Johnny Mansun (20:42):
Yes, but what I'm saying is, she's an artist.
She's not like an executive atlike, a fuckin production
company. She she's not she's notmoved them. Yes, but she's not
them. And what I'm saying is themedia general, I think what it's
talking about is that maybe the,the the frequency with which
(21:07):
people will call artists who areblack, black artists, or will
highlight their race, whenthat's not really necessary. You
wouldn't say the white artist,necessarily. And I think that's
what she's getting at. It'slike, Don't Don't call us black
for everything because we'rejust people like, it's not
(21:30):
black. It's not black. This isnot black. That's just human.
It's, you wouldn't say that. Oh,the fucking white. Or you
wouldn't say any other colorbesides those two colors,
especially because then it'sactually really racist. So it's
like what your
Zach (21:42):
statement but like, Do you have any example of like that?
Like somebody? No,
Johnny Mansun (21:47):
I'm just trying to clarify. I'm kind of trying
to get the perspective of whatshe's claiming. And the Why is
she
Zach (21:53):
making that point? Because I don't like when I don't
fucking know the fuck do theyever do that?
Johnny Mansun (21:57):
I don't know.
Maybe she had an experiencewhere she felt that that was
prevalent. She's way more mybad. She's way more in the
industry. She's a famousactress, daughter of a famous
musician. So
Zach (22:12):
maybe quite a bit. Yeah, all that.
Johnny Mansun (22:15):
I don't know. And she's a black woman. I'm not a
black woman. I'm not even lying.
I'm Italian.
Zach (22:22):
Can we talk about the lady who was kissing herself? And
that's what I wanted to know.
Okay. I think that's real news.
That's real.
Johnny Mansun (22:33):
Oh, you watch MSNBC you read The New York
Times? Yeah, that's fake news.
This right? Here's Real News.
Zach (22:39):
So just a little backstory. This fucking lady
literally is doing squats in thegym and like she knows that like
she she purposely doesn't go tothe bathroom before she works
out. Because I so she can pisson the floor. Yeah, and I think
she was saying it gives her likea little adrenaline
Johnny Mansun (23:00):
or I don't know about that. All I go. All I know
is I go down to the fuckingreplies. And I think I saw
someone say like, oh, this hasto be for like a fetish fetish.
Yeah, like a fetish. I
Zach (23:15):
don't think cuz
Johnny Mansun (23:16):
that's not acceptable. How are you going to
walk into a gym and piss on theground? What are you a fucking
dog?
Zach (23:21):
Well, because I think this is one of those like, small
like, you know, like heavy like,you know, person type gyms. You
know what I mean? And it's
Johnny Mansun (23:30):
like a locally owned gym where they like let
theirfriends come in and just piss
wherever they want.
Zach (23:36):
Why she thinks she would be calm. I get it. You're You're
fuckin
Johnny Mansun (23:40):
like deadlifting like a lot. They're like, if you
just want to piss on the floorlike you're good. Like, can you
clean it up for me? Maybe
Zach (23:46):
not at Planet Fitness doing this? You know what I
mean? I'm
Johnny Mansun (23:49):
like, How did you find this? Like locally owned
gym? It was this dude back herewho's like I'm just trying to
get my 30 minutes of cardio andthis
Zach (23:56):
who is the customer just like her who pays his money?
Johnny Mansun (24:00):
Yeah, and he has to put up with fucking on the
Biohazard on her on her fuckingbiohazard urine.
Zach (24:07):
That's it is that you data as they need like bro she thinks
she's probably like cleaningthis shit just would have paper
towels and this needs to be likecleaned with like real chemicals
and shit like she's lower andpissing
Johnny Mansun (24:24):
on the bar.
Zach (24:26):
That is that this is getting in the crack. Oh, that's
disgusting.
Johnny Mansun (24:31):
Done with this Can we move on? No, we
Zach (24:33):
don't have to move on. I'm just taking on this because this
this is disgusting and I'm gonnadead this here. Okay, I'm done.
Oh, this is the same shit. Oh.
Johnny Mansun (24:45):
Can we talk about the dude who was founded the
only girls attic. Yo are such asin for a girl that you've never
met in real life IRL and youdecide your We're gonna travel
across the state you live in.
cost the country you live in tosneak into her attic. You my
friend are such an alpha.
Zach (25:17):
You think he took the red pill is that he drove six hours,
Johnny Mansun (25:22):
bro. Ah,
Zach (25:23):
I drove six hours bro
Johnny Mansun (25:26):
dog did a fucking little trip to Gainesville
pulled up on shorties crib andjust
Zach (25:31):
not only that, but how long was he planning on staying
there? We don't know. Did
Johnny Mansun (25:36):
he bring snacks with him? Like, like how did he
expect? Oh, hang out there hegets well. She doesn't have a
job. She's an only fans girl.
You know, she doesn't goanywhere.
Zach (25:49):
As crazy. Be careful.
Johnny Mansun (25:51):
Oh my God, dude, literally.
I just I just I put yourself inthat dude's shoes for a second.
Zach (25:59):
I'm trying I don't want to.
Johnny Mansun (26:00):
I know you don't No one does. But try because
that right there my friend isfucking ridiculous.
Zach (26:09):
I mean, he broken at her house. He
Johnny Mansun (26:11):
re entering charge for some bell. And you
don't, bro she doesn't evenfucking know.
Zach (26:20):
Probably. Only fans, girl
Johnny Mansun (26:23):
bro. You donated to her like 20 times. He doesn't
even know your name,
Zach (26:29):
not even a b&e. That's like a home invasion. That's
Johnny Mansun (26:33):
your Inside her home without her knowledge. And
you're sneaking around and notleaving and no intention of
leaving. Like it's not like youbroke in when she was out and
Oh, you got to get out for shecomes back, bro. You waited for
her to get back. Just you couldkick it with her. He's nasty.
You're nasty. You need help seekhelp immediately. No, he's he's
(26:55):
going to jail. He's speaking ofgoing to jail. Adams going to
invade. Here's Adam. He's goingto prison. He invaded the home
of democracy. He invaded thehome of our government. June.
Zach (27:05):
Is this acceptable? No.
No, you know,
Johnny Mansun (27:09):
this. This is what people talk about when they
say white privilege. Okay,
Zach (27:15):
this picture is pretty funny, too. So if you don't know
what we're talking about,
Johnny Mansun (27:19):
Adams going to prison is a public event by Adam
Johnson, who famously is theFlorida man who was seen on
January 6, carrying the podiumout of the Capitol looking at a
person with a camera that takespictures that are clear, with no
(27:40):
mask on a smile and waving onehand waving at the camera. I see
their hand holding a felony. No.
What are you on? And now you'regonna go to prison. He didn't
say going to jail party. He saidAdams going to prison. They're
going to prison. Okay, and
Zach (27:59):
yeah, this dude is really gonna thunderstorm during his
party. I feel sorry for him tobe honest. What? April 1, we can
actually pull up on that. Yo,
Johnny Mansun (28:13):
let me pull up let's pull up and do like a like
a butcher shop like in person.
Like, like, what is it? Like allgasp no brakes. Yeah. Yo, if we
added that honor, like we can'teven we could barely get a
Zach (28:27):
fucking. And we're over here talking about driving to
brain and yeah.
Johnny Mansun (28:32):
And now you want to talk about fucking MGK
Zach (28:35):
Yeah, I'm not talking about MGK I wonder well, this.
Johnny Mansun (28:39):
This is the real play here. Looking good.
Zach (28:41):
Is this what the world has come to? No pun intended. Oh,
dude, when I saw this, and Ilooked
Johnny Mansun (28:48):
at it right.
There's wild because it has
Zach (28:51):
grimy and shit. I saw this and I really got disgusted.
Johnny Mansun (28:56):
I saw that I was like, Bill, I wish you'd text me
back.
Zach (29:01):
Too far now. I've heard God the other ones you guys had
showed me But dude, thisliterally like looks like a
pizza chicken.
Johnny Mansun (29:08):
That looks like no that looks like if you got a
girl's vagina. Or wholegenitalia and deep fried and
beat you Friday at a fuckingKentucky Fried Chicken deep
fryer. So weird. People can'thear what we're talking about.
Let's keep going. Keep pushing.
Push. It's a fucking
Zach (29:23):
pocket pussy. It's a pocket usando it's a fucking
pocket. No, because listen.
Yeah, either way. We're talkingabout a KFC pocket pussy. It's
getting disgusting out here.
Johnny Mansun (29:36):
So there's a North Carolina dog that was
abandoned because its ownerswitnessed it humping another
male dog and they're like, Yo,that's gay.
Zach (29:46):
Babe and see that you saw that part?
Johnny Mansun (29:49):
Yeah, that's the story that their dog was humping
another male dog. They werelike, that's gay. I'm
homophobic. I'm abandoning you.
Real good Christians probablyAnd it became a news story that
they abandon their gay dog orthey thought their dog was gay.
Which dogs? I mean, yeah, dogsdo that. That's just dog
(30:10):
behavior. Dogs are just normal,normally gay. They hump
everything. They hump anything.
Zach (30:17):
What are you talking about? Um, trolling. So,
Johnny Mansun (30:20):
yeah, that's that. That's that story that
eventually a gay couple adoptedthem. And it was, uh, was
Zach (30:26):
Dan, thanks for adding me.
What about Tom Holland being outin Boston? And this dude going
on Twitter and being like, I'msorry, but can we take a moment
to praise? Tom isn't afraid tobe around minorities?
Johnny Mansun (30:44):
Man What the fuck? Dude man what those
Zach (30:47):
people on Twitter really a weird because
Johnny Mansun (30:50):
like yo, let's praise that he isn't afraid as
people should be or would beusually are of minorities
because you know, they're scary.
Ah.
Zach (31:02):
Dude, standing counter wiling just hearing their, you
know, whatever. They're standinglike, try to like, get away.
He's not scared of black people.
Johnny Mansun (31:16):
He totally is dating up dude. Black girl.
Zach (31:19):
So Charlie, is that how you say said Charlie Puth Puth.
correcting a fan on Tik Tok whoclaimed his song light switch is
about a girl. Charlie said it'sabout a person. And then. Okay.
So essentially, I guess CharliePuth has gotten to the point
(31:41):
where no one is listening to hismusic.
Johnny Mansun (31:43):
So he needs to do something about it. Yeah. So
what does this say? What doesthis say? We're just making gay
yes to create his own gayallegations for people to listen
to his music.
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