What happens when a birthday celebration collides with Independence Day? Join us for a raucous episode where we kick off with Costello's birthday antics, filled with hilarious "senior moments" and a playful roast session comparing his forgetfulness to President Joe Biden's. We dive into a friendly squabble about the physical demands of aging in high-stress jobs, throwing in comparisons to legends like Paul McCartney and Al Pacino. Expect a lot of laughter as we wrap up this segment with spirited debates on political preferences and the inevitable march of time.
Next, we tackle the political rollercoaster ride of former President Donald Trump and his tumultuous administration. Laugh along as we critique his policies and relationships with foreign leaders, drawing sharp contrasts with President Biden's current tenure. We don't stop there—with an eye across the pond, we examine the recent political upheaval in England, the Conservative Party's instability, and the broader implications of Queen Elizabeth's passing. It's a mix of humor and critical thought, perfect for political junkies and casual listeners alike.
Finally, we traverse the colorful landscape of the past's vibrant music scene, reminiscing about legendary bands like Madness and the pivotal role of music publications. We share candid stories about celebrity behavior, personal escapades with weight-loss medication, and the sheer confusion of waking up disoriented. All of this is topped off with a psychedelic birthday bash, complete with political satire and plans for a future road trip to England. This episode is a blend of nostalgia, humor, and thought-provoking discussion that promises to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi Joe Biden here.
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I hope you enjoy the originalCancelled Radio Guys.
Hi everybody, this is Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hey Costello, yeah, Hi Chris, I'm doing good man.
Not only was it the 4th of Julyyesterday, as everybody knows,
Also on the 4th of July, thisEnglish twit that's sitting
right across from me was born.
He's born on the 4th of July.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
He was born on the 4th of July.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Born on the 4th of July, happy birthday, costello.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Thank you very much.
I get to have my Denny's freemeal, but I'll get around to it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You didn't go to Denny's to get your wham-bam.
Thank you, man.
Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Do they still do?
That is my question.
I was thinking about thatyesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
They get the wham slam, but you have to go there
and ask for it.
I want the wham-bam.
Thank you, man.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Breakfast, oh, excuse me, is that just that little,
slight difference.
What do you get?
Extra bacon, man.
Extra bacon, my arteries willlove me.
Okay, put it on there so we canmake it for another 365 days.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But you had a birthday yesterday, which is a
big deal, one on the 4th of July, which is a big party day,
fireworks going off.
You just pretend like it's allin celebration of me.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yes, yes, but you know, I couldn't understand why.
When I looked on Facebook,there were all these people
going, hey, hey, costello, happybirthday.
Blah, blah, blah, thank you,and other people calling me up
going, hey, happy birthday.
In the end one of my sister'scalled and said why does
everybody think today is yourbirthday?
She goes because it is youstupid dick.
I go no, it's the third today.
(02:02):
She goes.
No, it's not.
It's like halfway through theday.
God, these people need somehelp, man, I don't know when it
is our day, so you have abirthday.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now you're having more senior moments.
You're having Biden moments now.
Is that it?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh, that was a true Biden moment because it went on
for a good half a day.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's like, wow, you know this is kind of weird, I
guess.
Okay, he knows your birthdayman oh man.
Well, let me see, I noticedthat everybody you know, even
though you were near the age ofBiden and stuff, but still
everyone has you know what theycall maybe a senior moment once
in a while.
I've noticed that you alwayshave your senior moments when we
do the show.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I always have senior moments.
Here's my latest one, that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
My driving moments.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm ready now.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
He's doing a lot of stuff this weekend to prove that
he's there.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Would you vote for me please?
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They could be giving him last rights.
I'll still vote for him overthat lying prick.
He could be laying there.
They could be giving him lastrights.
I'll still vote for him overthat lying prick.
Okay, he could be laying there,they could be going, hit him
with the paddles.
I'll still vote for him overthe other guy, you know sorry,
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
There was some stuff on the media just talking about
how they are seriously talkingabout getting him to back down
and maybe of course we'll have.
I'm not going to ask him.
I know they could talk aboutMrs McFarlane, it's only up to
him.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Unless he just totally falls apart and he's not
going to.
I mean, look at his schedule,man, he's 81.
He went to Europe, he went toG77 meetings.
He goes to Normandy.
He's got to fly here, he's gotto do that.
I mean, that's a freaking bigschedule for even a 25-year-old.
I mean, give me a break.
So you know he said no morescheduled events.
After 8 pm.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It was the 25-year-olds though it was the
25-year-olds.
I got it wrong because it said25 plus.
I didn't realize it meant 25years old.
I'm 82.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Now You've got to compare.
He's like he's 81.
So let's look at some other81-year-olds and how they act.
Paul McCartney 82.
Paul McCartney's 81.
Look how he is.
He's happy, he dances around.
Of course, he didn't have astressful job that Biden does.
Ringo Starr is 82.
So you have a couple of wheelsthere.
(04:28):
Al Pacino is like.
He's like almost 80.
Yeah, yeah, Robert De Niro isover 81.
I mean, he's just you know 80is the new 40.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It is.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't know If 80 is the new 40, then 20 is the new
30.
Put your teeth back in Hang ona second Pop your teeth in.
There you go, Hang on Everybody.
He just picked a bad time tohave a senior moment.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I would say he was on fumes man.
To be quite honest with you, hehad a rally, the senior moment
I mean.
So, like you said, I would sayhe was a fumes man.
To be quite honest with you, itwas a bad rally the next day he
goes.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I'm not a young man.
I don't walk like I used to.
I don't talk as strong as Iused to.
I don't debate as well as Iused to, but he goes, you know
what.
But I can know this job.
I know what.
I'm all in for that.
I mean, what are you going todo?
You turn Trump now.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Are you a Trump?
No, no, no.
Good grief, no, no, no.
The thing I mean.
You want to talk about beingphysically stuck between a rock
and a hard place.
If I quit and say, I'm sorry, Ican't do this, I'm too tired
after circumnavigating the worldtwice, and what have you?
Then they can say are you tooold to do the job?
Or you go ahead and do the job,do a crap job because you're so
(05:46):
tired from circumnavigating theworld twice.
You're screwed.
Any which way you go, you knowit doesn't matter.
Probably better to do what hedid in this elbow than he'll
quit in the middle anyway.
No, he didn't quit.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, everyone's giving him so much crap about
his debate performance.
Everyone did more than the factthat Trump was under lying,
lying, inflating, inflating,lying, lying, dodging questions
doing.
I just said I mean shit.
Look at the other side as welltoo.
It was awful from him.
Same old crap from him.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh well that was just like a little talky Barbie doll
Pull the string and push, play,and then they sit him on the
podium.
That was it, and his littleround sphincter mouth just shot
out every abuse he could thinkof.
You know, it's just, oh God.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He did a pretty quiet sense of debate but someone
that was recording him on theirphone.
He was sitting out playing golf.
He had his fat ass sitting inthe golf cart, you know, and he
is quite obese anyway, and heactually he couldn't hold back
anymore.
He called.
He said they called Biden.
He's just so old, washed up,piece of crap.
(06:56):
So I know Kamala Harris.
He now calls her.
He calls her laughing KamalaHarris.
You know she has a niceboisterous laugh.
You laugh like.
Eddie Murphy was known for hislaugh, his new movie Beverly
Hills Cop.
He said every time theyimitated him, impersonated him.
He always would do Eddie Murphyand then do his laugh.
That was their impersonation.
(07:17):
He stopped doing that laughintentionally.
He hasn't done it for yearsbecause he didn't want to be
known for that laugh.
So he quit.
Now Kamala Harris has got avery Albert Laffer's kind of
cool, so he's calling herhalf-in-Kamala Harris and Biden.
Oh, watch that piece of crap.
So here he goes.
He's back to normal now beingan asshole.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Okay, mr President, mr Trump.
So, mr President Trump, sir, ifI get it right, we have a
couple of people and delegatesfor you to meet Over here.
We have, from Senegal, floatingMars bar in toilet pan.
Thought you'd like him Overhere limp dick, doesn't matter
(07:59):
what we do.
And over here LD limp dick, andover here pin dick.
That's rather self-explanatory,isn't it?
That, of course, is pin chongyoon.
So let's gather all your shitand pin dicks together and you
can have your little.
You know, you can sit aroundand talk about how wonderful you
(08:20):
all are.
That is until someone flushesthe toilet, or, of course the
laundry.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He's an asshole who alienated our close allies and
wanted to become friends withdictators instead.
Do you know what that's stilldoes?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's still a good point that nobody seems to
remember yeah, you know, andhaving close door meetings with
Putin.
Oh, what was it he was saying?
Oh, I'll end that war, I'll endthat war in a day, in a day,
I'll end that war.
And of course he would call upPutin and say, all right, just
go ahead and march in, we're notgoing to do anything.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Is there a chance?
Maybe we can send his fatorange ass out to the front
lines and let him end it outthere.
Not much of a target.
Oh, that's a big target Orangepeel everywhere.
That's a big target, that'd begreat, and then his ass in the
front lines would be awesome.
Get rid of once and for all.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I can see.
Yeah well, you know what.
The stocks in Orange Juliuswould just shoot through the
roof.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, I mean, even though I know that Trump is now
like ahead by six points overBiden, I just hope that when it
comes November, this countrywill come to a census and go do
we want four more years of thatlying, self-serving bastard?
I mean, it's been really nicethe last four years.
Things have been normal.
The president acts like apresident, he acts presidential.
He treats our allies well.
(09:39):
He's doing a lot of good things, trying to help the country.
Of course, he's just one guy.
There's a lot of stuff thatgoes with trying to do policy.
You've got to go to the Senate,you've got to go to the House.
Most things you just can't doon your own.
The House is controlled byRepublicans and the Senate is
controlled by Democrats andtherefore you have an impasse.
So you don't have control ofall of them.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Haven't we had an impasse Since Obama was in power
?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yep, pretty much.
That's why everything's.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
The scariest thing is the Supreme Court man, I'm
sorry, I'm talking over you.
I beg your pardon, sir.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's okay.
Supreme Court is his mostscariest thing.
What the hell?
He had three appointees and ifhe gets elected again, you're
looking at possibly two more whoare going to retire.
He could have two moreappointees.
So since they gave thepresident all this power, you're
not liable for anything thatyou do.
Biden should go into this andgo okay, we're going to expand
(10:40):
the Supreme Court by three morejustices, put in three more
liberals and balance it out andstop this shit that's going on
and just use that power, man.
Use it because you know Trump'sgoing to use it, so go ahead
and use it.
You get that presidential power.
Ship him out to.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Nicaragua.
The other problem you've gotnot just the Supreme Court, but
you've got all the state courtsright, the state judiciary,
which were appointed by Trump aswell.
So I mean, it's no wonderthey've gone to Florida.
Oh, we'll just put this one onthe back burner.
Well, your Honor, but we'lljust put this one on the back
(11:18):
burner.
Got it Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I'm sorry we're having to do so much policy, but
it's kind of like overridingstuff this week.
But I've got to ask so muchpolitics but it's kind of like
overriding stuff this week.
But I gotta ask you what thehell's going on in England, what
the hell happened there, holycrap.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
What did happen?
I was trying to look that upbefore we went on air and your
conservative party is likethey've been in power for 14
years.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
They kicked them out.
They had 270 seats lost.
They all flipped 270 seatsflipped.
I mean your country's gone, aslike.
They're just sick of what youhad.
They've gone nuts.
This is your sixth primeminister in the last 10 years.
I mean, jesus, get us together,england.
What the hell's going on overthere?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
What's weird is I'm looking at things on the
internet here and I don't seeany mention of the election at
all.
I think I've got to be.
It's everywhere.
I was trying to find out ifthat guy won or not.
My sister said it'll neverhappen, or one of my sisters
(12:20):
anyway.
She said no, they'll get rid ofhim.
They'll get rid of the Tories,thank God, because they're awful
.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Since the Queen has died, your country's gone to
shit.
Okay, what's going on?
Yeah, because you gave us theBeatles and the Rolling Stones,
which is great, and then you hadQueen Elizabeth, which
everybody loved, and so now,like the Beatles and the Stones
are old, queen Elizabeth's dead.
You've got Prince Charles, I'vegot my prostate cancer.
(12:47):
It's just what the hell'shappened to your country.
It's just crap.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'll tell you what happened to my fucking country,
my fucking country.
Are you okay?
I don't know if you've got topull it back?
Pull it back there now.
I'm sorry, it's got to be.
You've got to go down a littlebit.
I know, okay, I'm sorry, do youcare?
It's got to be, you've got togo down a little bit.
I think, yes, there we are,that's better.
My fucking pen didn't workthere.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You don't know, you really don't know what, what,
what's happened to your home?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
country.
What has happened?
Well, I don't know.
This is my home now.
It's been over 40 years.
I said your home country, it'smeaning that's where you're from
.
Oh well, yes, I know, but Idon't really know because I
haven't been there in a while.
It seems like it's just gonetotally to shit.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, yep yep, I mean I.
I the conservative party waswiped out by the labor party, so
the labor party is one.
You have a new prime ministerand 270 seats.
In, in, in.
I guess what your equivalent isto.
I guess parliament flipped.
I mean that, that's a humongousnumber you know?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh, it is, it is.
I mean that's let's see.
Well, the Houses of Parliamentwas made up of members of
Parliament.
Those are your everyday people.
So in theory, that would beCongress.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
No House of Representatives.
What's strange to me is yourcountry's been run by the
Conservative Party for the last14 years.
You've gone through five primeministers.
Now it's the Labour Party andanother new prime minister.
What is the Labour Party?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
It's equivalent to what the Labour Party originally
from what I remember anyway,was the working man's friend.
They got it wrong over here Okayall right, red is Labour,
that's how I was rumoured.
Of course, here you got itwrong.
But what to expect?
You drive on the wrong side ofthe fricking road anyway.
But what the Labour Party did,especially post-war World War II
(14:45):
, was it WW11?
I can't remember.
Thank you, computer, it'slaughing.
Anyway, they didn't want toprivatize everything, they
wanted to nationalize everything.
So, like your steel industrywas nationalized, your railroad
(15:12):
was nationalized, british Rail,none of this.
Now you have to get a differentcompany to get on a different
train to go where you would havegone on one company.
Before, like your water wasnationalized, which was good,
because now they're lettingfeces and basic shit run into
the rivers and into thecoastlines.
Oh yeah, it just makes methirsty just thinking about it.
It's great.
Apparently no, my one sisterlives in that water.
It looks like when the tidegoes out to certain pools and
(15:34):
areas where she lives.
It was an idyllic, beautifulplace and they had the cleanest,
most sparkling water prettymuch in the world.
They just have this kind ofthing going on here.
Well, now when the tide goesout, all the freaking toilet
paper hangs up on the rocks, soyou've got to think Lake Mead.
(15:59):
So, anyway, but before, wheneverything was nationalized,
that didn't happen.
It wouldn't have happened.
The standards were higher.
They weren't working for profit, they were working for well,
they were working.
You know it wasn't screw thepeople, let's make more money.
It was like okay, well, what dothe people want?
We'll give them.
You know, we'll decide whatthey want, but it'll be better
(16:20):
than what you're getting.
Even the BBC's taken a shot, ahuge shot.
I mean, they used to be thebest broadcasting company in the
world.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Talking forelock.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I was like them.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Well, exactly.
So what has happened is, it'ssimilar to, shall we say, when
the aircraft what do you callthose people?
The aircraft traffic controlpeople went on strike here yeah
right.
Remember that During Reagan,they just said okay, you're on
strike, you are Right, you'refired, see you Bye.
(16:54):
And just wiped them all out,wiped out the union and
everything.
And what do we get?
Just a shambles.
And it's the same thing withthe railroad.
It's the same thing with therailroad.
It's the same thing witheverything.
So that's the differencebetween England and America.
It would have been, and that'sprobably what will start
happening again, when they saylook, you guys have just made
such a fucking mess it is, we'regoing to take it over the
government starts taking it over.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
So now you've got the labor party, so what's the deal
with that?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Is this going to be a good thing?
What, well, it depends.
If you've got billions ofdollars in the bank, no, not a
good thing, because you couldbecome privatized and then you
get so much money and that's it.
You're done, jack, you know, goand put your money in something
else.
But they, like the….
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I guess what's exciting has happened to England
then, since Terry Switzer's hadthree sold-out shows at Wembley
yeah, I don't know.
Your country, country, shityeah.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
It certainly went to the dogs.
So the thing is, labor isbasically your working.
It was originally would havebeen called your working man's
class.
Right, guys who go out fromnine to five go to a factory,
down a mine, in a car plant,whatever it is.
Your manual workers are yourlabor supporters, and there are
some.
Obviously.
Now it's changed because you'vegot so many people in offices
(18:10):
and what have you.
They don't know how to work.
They have no clue how it is toswing a shovel, and I'll bet you
have, and I know I have.
Now think about it.
I mean, I remember going to ajob in Utah and it was one of
those agency jobs.
They didn't really.
They were kind of we're notsure exactly what we're doing,
but Pacegood gave me a flippingaxe, so what am I supposed to do
(18:30):
with that?
He goes, well, I want you totake a trek from here trench,
from here to there, and I go,okay, and that's a pretty good
shape in those days too.
So and I I tried, I did my bestand after about four hours I
said, fuck this, I'm done,Because I mean, apart from
anything, it was just impossibleto get into, but I'll guarantee
you most of your office wallets.
(18:51):
Don't even know what a frickingshovel is.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I'm just thinking the Prince Harry, what the hell he
was doing.
He goes.
I'm getting out of this country.
This place is going to crack.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I'm getting out, see he knew, he knew Much like me.
I did the same thing 40 yearsago and like two weeks after I
left England, there were thesemassive riots of all people my
age rioting because theycouldn't stand this shit anymore
.
I saw this coming and I left.
I said you.
(19:20):
Then that week they burned downmy favorite pub.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Well, you know, I visited England a few times.
I like it a lot.
Of course I'm going as atourist, I remember I'm going as
a visitor.
So as a visitor, I don't seeall the stuff that people do who
live there, I just see, oh,it's great, the history's great,
they're nice people and thepubs are great, and then that's
all I know.
So it's like the same thing.
(19:45):
Oh well, I do know that.
You know, since we justcelebrated America's birthday
and, of course, costello'sbirthday, I told America on the
same day, about the same age too.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Oh, we're forgetting.
We're 29 again, are we?
Oh, I see.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, it's just.
I mean, there's no othercountry.
I've been to a lot of places.
There's still no other country.
I'd rather be, oh, absolutelyHappy to be American, great to
be here, and people bitch, moan,whatever.
Just go, go, try living in somany other places, you'll go
holy shit you know.
So it's I.
I just don't want to revertback three years of stress like
I had to go through before.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I'll tell you what.
What else is good will be goodfor the release, for the music
industry anyway, and the Britishpeople.
This is like it was in like 73,74 and a couple years later
then you had this.
You know, you had a musicrevolution and it's going to
happen again because the youth,who probably by then won't be
(20:43):
able to afford theirsynthesizers, they might
actually have to buy a guitar.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I hope so.
David Bowie came out then.
He was just like groundbreaking, totally new.
I mean, all the great music wascoming, all the good music, all
the innovative music was comingout of him.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Well, his good stuff came out later.
His first song came out in 1969, but there you go.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
There is a big question, okay, as far as
English music goes.
What the hell have you given uslately besides Adele?
Okay, we can do better.
You know, not exactlygroundbreaking Nice voice, not
groundbreaking music.
So what the hell have you givenus lately in music from?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
England, what oh?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
God Nothing.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Oh well, matt, what's his name?
Oh yeah, there you go.
Matt Grouse, matt Goss.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That's not lately.
That goes back to the 80s.
I'm talking about lately.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I don't know.
I'm ashamedly out of touch.
I really am.
I mean, you know, it seems likewe used to have this, but there
was something.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
You would know it even though you're out of touch,
but still you would know ifsomeone was hot out of England.
Oh, absolutely Might not bethat familiar, but you would
have heard of them.
So you can't give me anybody.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I can't think of anybody right now and you can't
say Ed.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Sheeran, because he's what Ed's the Irish, scottish,
he's not.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
English Ed Sheeran no , no, no, no, that's all
corporate rock.
See, what's going to happen ismy brothers will start repelling
, like status quo man, whoa,whoa, quo, yeah, yeah, don't
retire.
(22:27):
Um, honestly, honestly they are, they're retiring.
It's sad, but the thing of itis it.
Hopefully, if things go the waythey went, back then and get
rid of the sucky bits.
But you know where the kidsdon't have everything and things
get pretty tough.
Then you've got to use yourimagination.
That's a freaking shock horror.
You might have to make someimaginative music without the
use of a keyboard.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I listen to the New Wave channel on SiriusXM and
there's nothing new on there,because a lot of English bands
are on there, but they're allfrom like 80s and 90s.
They have nothing new to play.
There is nothing new Wait aminute.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Hold on.
Now You're listening to SiriusXM, right?
Yeah, okay.
Well, that is all 80s and 90smusic.
That's why there's nothing new.
I know, because it's notsupposed to be, go one click
over to I think it's calledLithium.
You'll find some new musicthere.
No, that's all 90s.
There's no music there either.
Okay, well, there is somethingthat is new.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
They had that one called the Hitch Channel and it
sucked.
Okay, I don't want to hearCardi B.
You know, do a leap as good asshe's hot.
Okay, so she's okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I was watching something the other day that's
brought back many memories.
I think it was a Madnessconcert, one of the first they
did, which meant I was probablythere.
Madness, madness.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
They were called Madness, Madness.
Oh, they were called they werecalled madness who?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
No, there were a band called madness.
They did.
The song you would have heardover here was I know the song,
but that's you sure?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
that's the name of the band who did that.
Absolutely positive.
Okay, all right, all right.
Money's on this one.
Hang on, we're going to look itup.
We're going to look this babyup.
Our house, our house in themiddle of the street, our house,
right?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yes, terrible and baggy trousers too.
But before they got into thiscommercialized shit they were a
really good ska band.
They did Midnight to Cairo andthe song Madness.
I know that song, that was theoriginal madness.
Anyway, I did that first tourwhen everything was still going
(24:47):
to happen and that was, excuseme, I put in our house and guess
who comes up?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
They go oh, crosby, stills, nash, young, I went.
No, our house is a very, very,very fine house In the middle
Wrong song.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Okay, look up the selector and the selector.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
The word for today is Select.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Come on, give me some Nice weave on your hair.
Job.
By the way.
Who did that?
It was very nice.
What's that?
It's because you're lookingdown like this.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Nice weave.
Oh, it's called bed hair, okay,oh, yeah, I just went thinking
straight.
I've been doing the brush allday, the sucker won't go.
Yeah, I just went thinkingstraight.
I've been doing it in a brushall day, this sucker won't go
down.
So okay, here we go.
There's two songs in our house.
We have Crosby, stills, nash,young and you win Madness, thank
you, okay, one for Costello,one for Costello.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
You win.
Part of the problem is that wedon't.
I don't know about.
I guess you'd have RollingStone magazine, but that was
monthly, so that's no damn good.
But we had New Musical Expressin England.
We had Record Mirror, the NMEthat was New Musical Express.
Sorry, melody Maker.
There were three realnewspapers.
Weekly newspapers came out andin the back of those newspapers
(26:16):
well, melody Maker, anyway youwould have classifieds and
there'd be like wanted leadvocalist for band that might
possibly make it Call Brian atthe Jam or something, bands you
might know.
And that's how a lot of peoplehooked up.
You know they're musicians, youknow, you see, like you know.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I thought people hooked up because I remember
when I rode the tube in londonand there'd be like a time phone
booth there and stuff like that.
In the phone booth you can putall your cards and phone numbers
.
Like you know, I'm a hooker,I'll suck you, I'll blow you,
I'll fuck you go.
And here's a call me, call me,call me, I'm just going.
I love this country anythingyou want's right there.
(27:00):
They're legit and I just go.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Holy crap.
It's funny.
It's just so different.
But you know we got away fromall that.
You can't turn the clock back,that's true, but you can make
things.
Why?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
did you get away from that?
They stopped.
They don't do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
You can't do that.
Oh, you can do all that.
Look, I haven't been there fora long time.
I don't know what.
No, I'm just saying it's like.
You know, I couldn't go backand read Melody Maker it's not
there anymore, it's gone.
And New Musical Express I can'tbelieve those magazines aren't
there Newspapers, given the Jew,I mean they really.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I was going to say you're just reading Teen Beat
Magazine.
Oh, yeah, yeah and Disc.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Did you get Disc over here?
Probably not.
No, no.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Disc was cool.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
It was really cool because it had all the lyrics.
At least what they said werethe lyrics.
It's proved to be differentlater on.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I'm thinking of Disc.
I mean, I got a Disc I waslistening to today.
I like listening to Disc.
Okay, I like my vinyl, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Oh, let's see, Pull back a bit.
Oh Amy, oh yeah, is that theblack album?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
This is, yeah, Back to black.
It is so freaking good I'm justgoing.
I listened to her and I'm justgoing.
Man, what a way.
She's just so, so good.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
He left no time to regret, camp his way With his
same old safe bed.
Me and my head high and mytears dry.
(28:49):
Get on without my guy.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
You went back to what you are now.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well see, there's probably that's the last thing
you can put out, amy Winehouseokay.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well, that's what I was going to say.
There's the lasting vestige ofhow music used to be.
I mean, it's because everythingis corporatized.
It's what really happened toVegas.
Same thing Corporations got sobig, they own the town.
What are you talking?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
about England's a country music.
Happened to Vegas.
Same thing.
Corporations got so big theyown the town.
Oh, you were talking aboutEngland as a country music.
You got George Michael, wholikes to suck people off in
public outhouses.
You know so.
A talented guy had a personallife, you know so died young as
well too.
Who was that?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
George Michael, I'm sorry, I was talking about
people who ran Vegas.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
We're talking about England.
Man don't care about Vegas.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
England.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I'm trying to save your country.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I'm trying to find out what artists you put out.
I'll have to Amy Winehouse.
We have, excuse me, jamesCorden.
Yeah, I'd have that CarpoolKaraoke.
That's an English given.
This is carpool karaoke withJames Corden.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
I'm sure he's a lovely guy, but I'm sorry
everyone he's met is talkingabout what an asshole.
I tell you what there's a bandout there that actually made it
onto what's his name show on XM.
They're called the Nails.
Oh man, when we first starteddoing this we can now say a few
years ago I played you some ofthis and you just went.
(30:30):
I can't hear anything, whichreally pissed me off because it
was such a good song.
They did a David Bowie songcalled I'm Scared of Americans
and I guess I should try.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Should I try?
I find it real quick.
You should update this.
I'm Scared of Trump Americans.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Anyway, let me see if I can get this.
Anyway, there are three girls.
A very large African-Americandrama woman I mean, she'd give
what's her name A chase for thebiggest girl.
Anyway, oh, here we go.
And then two really smashinglooking women.
(31:08):
Oh my God, but they are so good, man, they are just so good.
Let me see what were we doing.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
I don't know.
I'm afraid of Americans and I'mafraid of the world.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
find some hoops and I'm afraid of cock-a-doodle-doo,
yeah, I'm afraid of canes, I'mafraid of corn, I'm afraid of
(31:42):
Americans.
America, ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca.
Johnny wants a plane, johnnywants a sock and a coat.
Johnny wants a woman.
Johnny wants a plane.
(32:02):
Johnny wants a sock on a coat.
Johnny wants a woman.
Johnny wants a stiff, vividjoke.
Johnny's so funny.
Yes, we can.
Can American can.
Yes, we can.
Can American can.
Yes, we can.
Can American can.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Because anyone can, can I'm afraid of America.
All you've given us so farlately is Adele, who seems like
a very nice person, and JamesCorden.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Everyone says he's a total asshole.
He just by the way, he may wellbe.
He grew up in the next townover from me.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
He's been banned from restaurants.
He treats his waitstaff crappy.
He sees people and first peoplewant to say hi, treats them
crappy.
That's really no way to be.
I'm surprised he's that way.
I guess, you're an attitudeGuests used to be on the show.
Talk about James Dick orCarpool Karaoke.
(33:00):
It was a great idea, though.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick Dick.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick Dick.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick Dick.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Dick Dick Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick Dick Dick.
In love with this girl.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
It was hilarious, you were starring in that show
called Anito Zimpik.
Don't know that one AnitoZimpik?
No, don't know it, I don't knowit.
But then again, cat John, catdude, anito Zimpik, maybe not.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
This is Nine.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Inch Nails, but this isn't.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
That's not bad.
I know who.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Nine Inch Nails is.
Forget that Live music does notwork well on podcasts.
That's all I can say.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Oh, that's James Corden calling.
I'm not fat, I don't needOzempic.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yes you do Hang up, James.
You know the show Call Ashley'sshow.
It is James.
It's not the James we think of.
It's the James.
He doesn't like our talk aboutbeards.
Anyway, never mind.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
He has a remarkable.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
yes, most of it.
There's a little bit left thereis.
See, I did it in the shower.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
At the Montsworth right there yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I was hoping you wouldn't notice, but never mind,
it could be a new thing.
You just have a beard on thisside, you see.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Each show you can come up and have a different
plot of facial hair each week.
One week, it's here one weekit's up there.
One week you let your nose hairgrow out over your lip and it
forms this half a nose hairmustache.
You know you can do that, Right, right it's pretty disgusting.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
No, I just need to pay attention and get a mirror.
That's what I need to do,anyhow.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, the mirror's down in your bathroom.
Okay, yep, that explains whyyou're wearing the shirt you're
wearing today.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You don't like my Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Hi, I'm a fan of Tommy Bahama.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Well.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I guess you must be.
I'm looking verysummer-infested.
I'm going to the islands, man,I'm going to Hawaii, I'm going
to Hawaii, I am going to Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
That is Tommy Bahama, right?
No, this is Banana Republic.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
It had to be one of the two.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Exactly, exactly.
I just thought I should putsome color in my wardrobe, so I
bought a bunch of these lastyear and, surprise, surprise,
extra large didn't fit.
They fit now.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
See, see, that's thanks to what?
Oh, oh, oh bit.
Now See, that's thanks to what?
Oh, oh, oh ozempic.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I know it's a pill.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I shoot the needle in my gut every week.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Ow ow ozempic Every Friday.
What day is today, today's?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Friday, man, it's ozempic day.
You're all fucked up.
Yesterday's your birthday.
Don't remember that Today'sozempipping day.
You're going to forget thisinjection.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I did something this last week that I hadn't done
since I was in radio, and thatwas wake up and go.
Oh shit, it's 830.
Got up, got some breakfast,made a nice pot of coffee, drank
the coffee.
I thought why is the pricesright on at 8.30?
It was, of course, pm.
I thought it was am.
(36:29):
They were like dashing out thehouse and in fact, the way my
brain's been working recently, Iprobably thought I was still in
Vegas, because my brain willnot.
It absolutely refuses to tellme where I am.
I wake up in the morning and Ilook at him when the fuck am I?
And this is like oh, I must beupstairs.
I don't have an upstairs to myhouse.
(36:50):
This is strange.
Better be quiet because we wantto wake other people in the
house up.
Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I told you to stop doing damn mushrooms.
Okay, leave the mushrooms alone.
It must be.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to tell you to stopdoing damn mushrooms.
Okay, leave the mushrooms alone.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Must be.
It's just fucking you.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
No, it's really strange because, you know, I
open my eyes right and there'sjust one thing.
I've got this nice window witha beautiful view outside,
believe it or not, because I'mdown low enough I can't see the
neighbors.
And I look at that window andit's like doing a trip on one of
those kaleidoscopes, Like wow,man, once that passes Mushrooms.
(37:26):
Honestly, I swear I'm going tohave to say something to
somebody because this can't beright.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
I mean it literally refuses to let me.
Is someone sitting in your foodor you're chopping up the wrong
kind of mushrooms in yourspaghetti?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
It must be something like that.
Well, all the pills I take, I'mstill on a large diet.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I thought that was because I'm still on my radio
clock.
I wake up every morning at 3 am.
You know.
I wake up and it's going ohagain.
So I'll read something.
Go back to sleep.
It's just like that time I usedto get for show 3 am, 3 am, 3
am and I can't stop doing it andI hate it.
I try to be freaking nuts, butat least you wake up, you're
(38:03):
tripping.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Okay, this is, I mean , like you know, the original
canceled radio guys, and everyone of us because it's not just
you and me, obviously.
There's a plethora of peopleout there have the same thing
and they call it the dream,whereas and it depends,
obviously, it would change onyour circumstances Mine used to
be that I'd have dead air and Icouldn't find the music, and it
(38:26):
didn't matter what I did.
I think I had that dream lastnight somewhere in there.
You had dead air every night.
It was pretty normal, but youknow what?
Here's the thing this will stopwhen we started doing this
radio thing again, I know it'snot radio, it's podcast.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
It's radio.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
It's radio.
Yeah, okay, well, it is kind of.
Yeah, I suppose we can look atit that way.
And the original canceled radioguys, chris and Costello, it's
in our plot.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
But I don't know if you know this or not, but you
know the radio stations werelooking to buy in New Mexico.
They had to sign off because ofthe fires they had down there
and, just so you know, becausethey had to get out of the
building.
Well, they burned down, they'regone, they did.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
The building burned down.
No, that was a big brickbuilding.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
You know what?
It was?
An office building.
Yeah, it was probably thebiggest office building down
there in that town in New Mexico.
The thing is the originalowners who had been trying to
sell it and they couldn't sellit and they still owned it.
They're out because look atthis way they burn, they collect
insurance money, they don'thave to reopen, they don't have
to re-sign it.
They're done.
We got a check.
(39:36):
We're finally away from thissucker.
We're out.
There's three frequencies therethat are waiting for us, Three
frequencies waiting to be signedback on again.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I don't know, hey, I've got the car that will deal
with snow now and, and and theyactually have snow there?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
yeah, you'll need that, but not where you live now
.
But they have snow there in newmexico.
Yep, yep, yep and again.
Obviously they get uh in thesummer, they get the fire they
did, didn't they?
didn't they?
They had it before they had.
They had that virus come closebefore they had some rain.
That river runs through therekind of flooded things out.
They get a lot of shit going onthere.
(40:17):
So probably the best thing.
I mean, if we'd have bought it,we'd have a big fat insurance
check and a decision to makesign back on or not, and the
answer would be not, Take thatcheck, go buy something else, Go
buy another station someplaceelse.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Not in a fire belt.
That's interesting because thatparticular station was on the
edge of a couple of other officebuildings from the front of it.
Going back, the police stationwas right in front of it, if I
recall.
Yeah, I think so.
So I mean, there were a coupleof buildings before it and as
we're going downhill into thevalley, right Gone Well past,
(40:55):
there was nothing, but there waslike a big common area, that's
a big charred area, yep, andthat, I guess that's what fueled
the fire that well, melted thedishes.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Behind the station, if you remember from the office.
Were there satellites out there?
Were there satellites gone?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, well, it melted .
Remember how proud he wasBecause we went and looked at
this place right.
Proud he was because we wentand looked at this place right.
The only like the one employeeleft was he was the.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
He was the engineer and the temporary acting general
manager.
There you go.
He 'd really go to the back.
We're going back and play withmy wires and my.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
But the thing was he was really proud of his dishes.
Remember that he was like I hadto get out there and get the
snow with my dishes.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yep.
They were good dishes.
Now that those are gone, theguy who was thinking about
selling us some stations inNevada is now putting his back
on the market.
He called the broker who Italked to.
He said let the people know I'mready to sell again.
But it's a place where you hate.
(42:05):
I've never been there.
You hate it.
Oh, Laughlin, Yep.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
You know I.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Everybody I talk to likes it.
You're the only person whodoesn't like it.
I can't give them any becauseI've never been there.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
But everyone likes it .
All right, let me ask you.
Let's poll our listeners.
Okay, listeners Chris andCostello at Yahoocom Right,
listen here.
Get your email ready.
Have you ever been to Reno, yesor no?
Ok, I'm going to take this.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
I'll answer yeah, I like Reno.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
You have been to Reno .
Speaker 2 (42:44):
I like Reno yes.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Imagine a place that a quarter of the size of Reno
and then turn up the heat topast 11.
Now, do you still like Reno?
I mean, do you?
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Because that's what you do.
I don't like it this time ofyear, like this week in Vegas,
and this coming week in Vegas,it's going to be averaging 115
every day.
This is the time I freakinghate it, it's just too much and
it'll be 120 down there.
Well, yeah, actually, vegas mayhit 120 next week as well too.
I'm just going.
Yeah, you next week as well too.
I'm just going.
Of course I'm due to go backthere in about a couple weeks.
(43:17):
I'm just going.
I didn't drag it out.
I went through this damn heatwave passes.
It's just no fun, man.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
You don't have to, I don't have to.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
It's kind of like my part-time thing to go.
I can do it virtually, I can go.
It kind of helps when I go.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
It's needed once in a while I'm going to drag it out
to at least 100 or below.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Give me a break.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I'm sorry I don't work in anything above 100.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
We could be big-time radio owners in Laughlin.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
It's 99 degrees right now.
How many stations?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
will we get Not one, not two, not three, but four?
Speaker 3 (43:57):
stations.
Ooh, oh, ooh, we must talk.
But you know what?
I just noticed something elsehere the British pound has sunk
to an all-time low.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, that's what happened, I guess.
So you guys are all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Well, the money doesn't like the fact that the
money lost, because that's.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
And who does it not affect?
Your royal family, your royalfamily.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Oh, it's that fucking pen again I forgot to.
If I could just get mysphincter muscle just a little
bit tighter, it would bewonderful.
Here's the thing that wecouldn't say on radio.
It's that that bloody darkiegot back in again.
Now that didn't happen, so I'mreally quite happy the what the
bloody darky got back in again.
Now that didn't happen, so I'mreally quite happy.
Bloody darky, he's a darky, Ican say that now because he's
(44:45):
not prime minister.
I don't care what you say, butback in the day of the Raj, but
your darky's been voted out.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Now you've got another white cracker in there.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Okay, that's your new prime minister no, white
cracker no.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
But the Black.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Parties.
They took over India and theytook over Pakistan, and now look
what's happened.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Well, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
You have a white cracker, who's your new prime
minister, who's back.
You have a new prime minister.
He's white, whitey, white,white, white, white white Just
the way people in England likeit.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
White and I'm Just ask Meghan.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Markle, okay, I'm not welcome here.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Okay, I'm just trying to find out here and there is
nothing on this feed that I'mlooking at which is Jesus?
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Christ.
All right, you want to look atit.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
I believe it's like.
This is ridiculous.
This is a major thing.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
It's a major thing, man.
What's his name, his?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
name is New.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Chem Minister's name is.
His first name is K-E-I-R.
I don't know how you pronouncethat.
His last name is StarmerS-T-A-R-M-E-R.
Starmer, he's a white dude.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
You know what you usually hear about him Never
heard of him, take a look.
I'm looking it up now, look atme, look at me.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
There's your new prime minister.
Okay, oh, hang on when.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
He looks like all of them, that's what I'm saying,
white dude.
Yeah with a red tie.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
You had a guy who was from India or something.
Now you've got this guy, sohe's the new head of the
landslide defeat Conservativeparty's out and the Labour
Party's in, whatever that meansto you.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
Okay, so that's not the Lib Dems, but the Labour.
Okay, look at this way.
At least you don't have Trump.
I don't know about this guy.
I mean, no, no, that's anAmerican thing.
Only America can make a Trump.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
You guys had one guy.
What was his name?
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Boris oh yeah, well, conveniently forgot about him.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
He was the English version of Trump.
He's still better than Trump,though, yes.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
You see, he's not a darkie.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
They're all white.
They got white hair, brightgray hair, white skin, whitey.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
We'll call him Chalky then, shall we?
His nickname is Chalky, he'lllike that.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
You need to do two trips.
One you've got to come out toColorado so we can do a road
trip to Vegas together Then youneed to go home and visit your
home country, England, and seewhat the hell's going on back
there.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Well, you know, when we get a few more people back in
the show, then we can do acelebratory trip.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
And of course, we can go and visit our English
connection over there.
You want the trip paid for byour listeners.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
You're doing the Trump thing Contribute to this?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
I'll sell you a Bible .
How about some sneakers?
I'll sell you whatever.
Just send us money so I can goon my trip.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
There you go.
Yeah, come on, come on, wait aminute, wait a minute, hold on,
hold on.
I've got the answer to thatproblem.
Here we go.
This is a quick little sketchhere.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Instead of eBay.
I can put these in my Pradasunglass.
I can put them up for saleright now.
Okay, prada sunglasses.
I can put them up for saleright now.
Who wants to bid and buy myPrada sunglasses there?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
they are.
They can be yours, if the priceis right, come on down, all
right.
Okay, for all you evangelicalshere, we are now switching
format to Religious 101.
Let me get this right here.
Here we go, there we go.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
There it is, Can you see?
It Disappears on me.
You get that weird stupidbackground thing.
I can't see it.
It didn't work.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Okay, what does that say?
Speaker 3 (48:56):
That is our new symbol.
It's across that says RIPEngland, because England has
been killed.
And so now I need your money togo spread the word.
Spread the word of England orwhat it used to be, what it used
to mean to people.
By God, people used to careabout people back there in
England, way back when you knowthat we had things like
neighborhoods and public houseswhere we could go and sin.
We could sin for as long as webloody well wanted, all day, all
(49:18):
night, not anymore.
Oh, no, no, no, 11 pm, you'reout of there.
You cannot sin past 11.
A clock is going to do hell forour population, but we can
bring it back, brothers andsisters.
We can bring it back, bailey.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
As a side note to our listeners, you guys remember a
few minutes ago I mentionedCostello, when the mushrooms
kicked in.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
You're watching a prime example, right now of what
happens when they just kickright in and they just take over
.
He's like he's gone, he's justgone.
I just thought that we couldturn ourselves into one of those
religious stations they havehere in this part of America and
we can probably make a coupleof bucks.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
I don't think I've ever heard an English station
talk like that.
You know, maybe around Georgiathat do.
I'm just happy for yourbirthday.
You did a fair amount ofmushrooms.
They just show up every once ina while, you never know when.
So right now you're seeingtrails.
I know you are seeing trailsAll fucked up.
Birthday boys all fucked up.
Birthday boys all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Oh no, oh no.
There's a giant codfish afterme Fuck.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Sorry, he's actually having a Biden birthday.
Mushroom moment.
Pretty scary A Biden birthdaymushroom moment.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah, good Lord, that's the old BB moment.
Yeah, good Lord, that's the oldBBMM.
Yeah, that's it, wbbmm.
Send us your money.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
I can listen to, get to see it live.
It happens.
I can get live.
It happens, yeah, so anyway, wecan go on to England.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
right, and we'll go and visit Popfest Radio.
Yes, and they can update thevery old shows that they're
running.
In fact, the shows that they'rerunning from us are so old that
when it says dial in, they meandial in.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, yep, well, I think road trips, and so we have
to do it for sure.
But in the meantime, I got togo, and the guy who's going to
squeal today is your new PrimeMinister.
He looks like he could use agood squeal.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yes, indeed, yes, he does.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
I think he's been the squeal-y from what I can tell,
this is from Costello, birthdayboy to the new Prime Minister of
England, bend.
Over here she comes, get it upthere.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
Get it up there.
Oh, I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
That's it, yeah boy, there he goes.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Hey, you know what?
Speaker 3 (51:50):
No, wait a minute, hold on.
Hey, there's something going onhere.
There's something big going on.
In the middle of our squeal.
His wife I assume that's who itis is wearing orange.
They're truly setting the clockback to the 70s man, because
orange was the color, if youremember.
So he's going to send us back.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Well, look at the guy .
I mean, where do you think he'sfrom?
I mean, come on.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
It just fits.
Okay, so normality We'veshifted again.
So now back to normal life,which ended in the 70s.
Oh hell, screw it, there we go.
Yeah, I told you citrus wouldsting up the orifice.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Get in there, get in there.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Oh, you know what, never with so much passion have
I felt that Shoving it right upthere, mate, right up there.
Dear, oh dear, terrible,terrible.
Happy birthday, birthday boy.
Thank you very much.
Hi Joe Biden here.
Folks just proving I'm hipenough to check out Chris and
Costello on the originalCancelled Radio Guys weekly
podcast.
Today, folks, they feature AmyWinehouse and UK group Nails.
Uk Costello tries to explainBritish government to Chris
Folks.
I hope you enjoy the originalCancelled Radio Guys.
Hi everybody, this is Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hey Costello, yeah, Hi Chris, I'm doing good man.
Not only was it the 4th of Julyyesterday, as everybody knows,
Also on the 4th of July, thisEnglish twit that's sitting
right across from me was born.
He's born on the 4th of July.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
He was born on the 4th of July.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Born on the 4th of July, happy birthday, costello.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Thank you very much.
I get to have my Denny's freemeal, but I'll get around to it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You didn't go to Denny's to get your wham-bam.
Thank you, man.
Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Do they still do?
That is my question.
I was thinking about thatyesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
They get the wham slam, but you have to go there
and ask for it.
I want the wham-bam.
Thank you, man.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Breakfast, oh, excuse me, is that just that little,
slight difference.
What do you get?
Extra bacon, man.
Extra bacon, my arteries willlove me.
Okay, put it on there so we canmake it for another 365 days.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But you had a birthday yesterday, which is a
big deal, one on the 4th of July, which is a big party day,
fireworks going off.
You just pretend like it's allin celebration of me.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yes, yes, but you know, I couldn't understand why.
When I looked on Facebook,there were all these people
going, hey, hey, costello, happybirthday.
Blah, blah, blah, thank you,and other people calling me up
going, hey, happy birthday.
In the end one of my sister'scalled and said why does
everybody think today is yourbirthday?
She goes because it is youstupid dick.
I go no, it's the third today.
(02:02):
She goes.
No, it's not.
It's like halfway through theday.
God, these people need somehelp, man, I don't know when it
is our day, so you have abirthday.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now you're having more senior moments.
You're having Biden moments now.
Is that it?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh, that was a true Biden moment because it went on
for a good half a day.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's like, wow, you know this is kind of weird, I
guess.
Okay, he knows your birthdayman oh man.
Well, let me see, I noticedthat everybody you know, even
though you were near the age ofBiden and stuff, but still
everyone has you know what theycall maybe a senior moment once
in a while.
I've noticed that you alwayshave your senior moments when we
do the show.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I always have senior moments.
Here's my latest one, that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
My driving moments.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm ready now.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
He's doing a lot of stuff this weekend to prove that
he's there.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Would you vote for me please?
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They could be giving him last rights.
I'll still vote for him overthat lying prick.
He could be laying there.
They could be giving him lastrights.
I'll still vote for him overthat lying prick.
Okay, he could be laying there,they could be going, hit him
with the paddles.
I'll still vote for him overthe other guy, you know sorry,
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
There was some stuff on the media just talking about
how they are seriously talkingabout getting him to back down
and maybe of course we'll have.
I'm not going to ask him.
I know they could talk aboutMrs McFarlane, it's only up to
him.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Unless he just totally falls apart and he's not
going to.
I mean, look at his schedule,man, he's 81.
He went to Europe, he went toG77 meetings.
He goes to Normandy.
He's got to fly here, he's gotto do that.
I mean, that's a freaking bigschedule for even a 25-year-old.
I mean, give me a break.
So you know he said no morescheduled events.
After 8 pm.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It was the 25-year-olds though it was the
25-year-olds.
I got it wrong because it said25 plus.
I didn't realize it meant 25years old.
I'm 82.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Now You've got to compare.
He's like he's 81.
So let's look at some other81-year-olds and how they act.
Paul McCartney 82.
Paul McCartney's 81.
Look how he is.
He's happy, he dances around.
Of course, he didn't have astressful job that Biden does.
Ringo Starr is 82.
So you have a couple of wheelsthere.
(04:28):
Al Pacino is like.
He's like almost 80.
Yeah, yeah, Robert De Niro isover 81.
I mean, he's just you know 80is the new 40.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It is.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't know If 80 is the new 40, then 20 is the new
30.
Put your teeth back in Hang ona second Pop your teeth in.
There you go, Hang on Everybody.
He just picked a bad time tohave a senior moment.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I would say he was on fumes man.
To be quite honest with you, hehad a rally, the senior moment
I mean.
So, like you said, I would sayhe was a fumes man.
To be quite honest with you, itwas a bad rally the next day he
goes.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I'm not a young man.
I don't walk like I used to.
I don't talk as strong as Iused to.
I don't debate as well as Iused to, but he goes, you know
what.
But I can know this job.
I know what.
I'm all in for that.
I mean, what are you going todo?
You turn Trump now.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Are you a Trump?
No, no, no.
Good grief, no, no, no.
The thing I mean.
You want to talk about beingphysically stuck between a rock
and a hard place.
If I quit and say, I'm sorry, Ican't do this, I'm too tired
after circumnavigating the worldtwice, and what have you?
Then they can say are you tooold to do the job?
Or you go ahead and do the job,do a crap job because you're so
(05:46):
tired from circumnavigating theworld twice.
You're screwed.
Any which way you go, you knowit doesn't matter.
Probably better to do what hedid in this elbow than he'll
quit in the middle anyway.
No, he didn't quit.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, everyone's giving him so much crap about
his debate performance.
Everyone did more than the factthat Trump was under lying,
lying, inflating, inflating,lying, lying, dodging questions
doing.
I just said I mean shit.
Look at the other side as welltoo.
It was awful from him.
Same old crap from him.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh well that was just like a little talky Barbie doll
Pull the string and push, play,and then they sit him on the
podium.
That was it, and his littleround sphincter mouth just shot
out every abuse he could thinkof.
You know, it's just, oh God.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He did a pretty quiet sense of debate but someone
that was recording him on theirphone.
He was sitting out playing golf.
He had his fat ass sitting inthe golf cart, you know, and he
is quite obese anyway, and heactually he couldn't hold back
anymore.
He called.
He said they called Biden.
He's just so old, washed up,piece of crap.
(06:56):
So I know Kamala Harris.
He now calls her.
He calls her laughing KamalaHarris.
You know she has a niceboisterous laugh.
You laugh like.
Eddie Murphy was known for hislaugh, his new movie Beverly
Hills Cop.
He said every time theyimitated him, impersonated him.
He always would do Eddie Murphyand then do his laugh.
That was their impersonation.
(07:17):
He stopped doing that laughintentionally.
He hasn't done it for yearsbecause he didn't want to be
known for that laugh.
So he quit.
Now Kamala Harris has got avery Albert Laffer's kind of
cool, so he's calling herhalf-in-Kamala Harris and Biden.
Oh, watch that piece of crap.
So here he goes.
He's back to normal now beingan asshole.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Okay, mr President, mr Trump.
So, mr President Trump, sir, ifI get it right, we have a
couple of people and delegatesfor you to meet Over here.
We have, from Senegal, floatingMars bar in toilet pan.
Thought you'd like him Overhere limp dick, doesn't matter
(07:59):
what we do.
And over here LD limp dick, andover here pin dick.
That's rather self-explanatory,isn't it?
That, of course, is pin chongyoon.
So let's gather all your shitand pin dicks together and you
can have your little.
You know, you can sit aroundand talk about how wonderful you
(08:20):
all are.
That is until someone flushesthe toilet, or, of course the
laundry.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He's an asshole who alienated our close allies and
wanted to become friends withdictators instead.
Do you know what that's stilldoes?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's still a good point that nobody seems to
remember yeah, you know, andhaving close door meetings with
Putin.
Oh, what was it he was saying?
Oh, I'll end that war, I'll endthat war in a day, in a day,
I'll end that war.
And of course he would call upPutin and say, all right, just
go ahead and march in, we're notgoing to do anything.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Is there a chance?
Maybe we can send his fatorange ass out to the front
lines and let him end it outthere.
Not much of a target.
Oh, that's a big target Orangepeel everywhere.
That's a big target, that'd begreat, and then his ass in the
front lines would be awesome.
Get rid of once and for all.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I can see.
Yeah well, you know what.
The stocks in Orange Juliuswould just shoot through the
roof.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, I mean, even though I know that Trump is now
like ahead by six points overBiden, I just hope that when it
comes November, this countrywill come to a census and go do
we want four more years of thatlying, self-serving bastard?
I mean, it's been really nicethe last four years.
Things have been normal.
The president acts like apresident, he acts presidential.
He treats our allies well.
(09:39):
He's doing a lot of good things, trying to help the country.
Of course, he's just one guy.
There's a lot of stuff thatgoes with trying to do policy.
You've got to go to the Senate,you've got to go to the House.
Most things you just can't doon your own.
The House is controlled byRepublicans and the Senate is
controlled by Democrats andtherefore you have an impasse.
So you don't have control ofall of them.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Haven't we had an impasse Since Obama was in power
?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yep, pretty much.
That's why everything's.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
The scariest thing is the Supreme Court man, I'm
sorry, I'm talking over you.
I beg your pardon, sir.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's okay.
Supreme Court is his mostscariest thing.
What the hell?
He had three appointees and ifhe gets elected again, you're
looking at possibly two more whoare going to retire.
He could have two moreappointees.
So since they gave thepresident all this power, you're
not liable for anything thatyou do.
Biden should go into this andgo okay, we're going to expand
(10:40):
the Supreme Court by three morejustices, put in three more
liberals and balance it out andstop this shit that's going on
and just use that power, man.
Use it because you know Trump'sgoing to use it, so go ahead
and use it.
You get that presidential power.
Ship him out to.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Nicaragua.
The other problem you've gotnot just the Supreme Court, but
you've got all the state courtsright, the state judiciary,
which were appointed by Trump aswell.
So I mean, it's no wonderthey've gone to Florida.
Oh, we'll just put this one onthe back burner.
Well, your Honor, but we'lljust put this one on the back
(11:18):
burner.
Got it Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I'm sorry we're having to do so much policy, but
it's kind of like overridingstuff this week.
But I've got to ask so muchpolitics but it's kind of like
overriding stuff this week.
But I gotta ask you what thehell's going on in England, what
the hell happened there, holycrap.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
What did happen?
I was trying to look that upbefore we went on air and your
conservative party is likethey've been in power for 14
years.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
They kicked them out.
They had 270 seats lost.
They all flipped 270 seatsflipped.
I mean your country's gone, aslike.
They're just sick of what youhad.
They've gone nuts.
This is your sixth primeminister in the last 10 years.
I mean, jesus, get us together,england.
What the hell's going on overthere?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
What's weird is I'm looking at things on the
internet here and I don't seeany mention of the election at
all.
I think I've got to be.
It's everywhere.
I was trying to find out ifthat guy won or not.
My sister said it'll neverhappen, or one of my sisters
(12:20):
anyway.
She said no, they'll get rid ofhim.
They'll get rid of the Tories,thank God, because they're awful
.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Since the Queen has died, your country's gone to
shit.
Okay, what's going on?
Yeah, because you gave us theBeatles and the Rolling Stones,
which is great, and then you hadQueen Elizabeth, which
everybody loved, and so now,like the Beatles and the Stones
are old, queen Elizabeth's dead.
You've got Prince Charles, I'vegot my prostate cancer.
(12:47):
It's just what the hell'shappened to your country.
It's just crap.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'll tell you what happened to my fucking country,
my fucking country.
Are you okay?
I don't know if you've got topull it back?
Pull it back there now.
I'm sorry, it's got to be.
You've got to go down a littlebit.
I know, okay, I'm sorry, do youcare?
It's got to be, you've got togo down a little bit.
I think, yes, there we are,that's better.
My fucking pen didn't workthere.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You don't know, you really don't know what, what,
what's happened to your home?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
country.
What has happened?
Well, I don't know.
This is my home now.
It's been over 40 years.
I said your home country, it'smeaning that's where you're from
.
Oh well, yes, I know, but Idon't really know because I
haven't been there in a while.
It seems like it's just gonetotally to shit.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, yep yep, I mean I.
I the conservative party waswiped out by the labor party, so
the labor party is one.
You have a new prime ministerand 270 seats.
In, in, in.
I guess what your equivalent isto.
I guess parliament flipped.
I mean that, that's a humongousnumber you know?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh, it is, it is.
I mean that's let's see.
Well, the Houses of Parliamentwas made up of members of
Parliament.
Those are your everyday people.
So in theory, that would beCongress.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
No House of Representatives.
What's strange to me is yourcountry's been run by the
Conservative Party for the last14 years.
You've gone through five primeministers.
Now it's the Labour Party andanother new prime minister.
What is the Labour Party?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
It's equivalent to what the Labour Party originally
from what I remember anyway,was the working man's friend.
They got it wrong over here Okayall right, red is Labour,
that's how I was rumoured.
Of course, here you got itwrong.
But what to expect?
You drive on the wrong side ofthe fricking road anyway.
But what the Labour Party did,especially post-war World War II
(14:45):
, was it WW11?
I can't remember.
Thank you, computer, it'slaughing.
Anyway, they didn't want toprivatize everything, they
wanted to nationalize everything.
So, like your steel industrywas nationalized, your railroad
(15:12):
was nationalized, british Rail,none of this.
Now you have to get a differentcompany to get on a different
train to go where you would havegone on one company.
Before, like your water wasnationalized, which was good,
because now they're lettingfeces and basic shit run into
the rivers and into thecoastlines.
Oh yeah, it just makes methirsty just thinking about it.
It's great.
Apparently no, my one sisterlives in that water.
It looks like when the tidegoes out to certain pools and
(15:34):
areas where she lives.
It was an idyllic, beautifulplace and they had the cleanest,
most sparkling water prettymuch in the world.
They just have this kind ofthing going on here.
Well, now when the tide goesout, all the freaking toilet
paper hangs up on the rocks, soyou've got to think Lake Mead.
(15:59):
So, anyway, but before, wheneverything was nationalized,
that didn't happen.
It wouldn't have happened.
The standards were higher.
They weren't working for profit, they were working for well,
they were working.
You know it wasn't screw thepeople, let's make more money.
It was like okay, well, what dothe people want?
We'll give them.
You know, we'll decide whatthey want, but it'll be better
(16:20):
than what you're getting.
Even the BBC's taken a shot, ahuge shot.
I mean, they used to be thebest broadcasting company in the
world.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Talking forelock.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I was like them.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Well, exactly.
So what has happened is, it'ssimilar to, shall we say, when
the aircraft what do you callthose people?
The aircraft traffic controlpeople went on strike here yeah
right.
Remember that During Reagan,they just said okay, you're on
strike, you are Right, you'refired, see you Bye.
(16:54):
And just wiped them all out,wiped out the union and
everything.
And what do we get?
Just a shambles.
And it's the same thing withthe railroad.
It's the same thing with therailroad.
It's the same thing witheverything.
So that's the differencebetween England and America.
It would have been, and that'sprobably what will start
happening again, when they saylook, you guys have just made
such a fucking mess it is, we'regoing to take it over the
government starts taking it over.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
So now you've got the labor party, so what's the deal
with that?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Is this going to be a good thing?
What, well, it depends.
If you've got billions ofdollars in the bank, no, not a
good thing, because you couldbecome privatized and then you
get so much money and that's it.
You're done, jack, you know, goand put your money in something
else.
But they, like the….
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I guess what's exciting has happened to England
then, since Terry Switzer's hadthree sold-out shows at Wembley
yeah, I don't know.
Your country, country, shityeah.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
It certainly went to the dogs.
So the thing is, labor isbasically your working.
It was originally would havebeen called your working man's
class.
Right, guys who go out fromnine to five go to a factory,
down a mine, in a car plant,whatever it is.
Your manual workers are yourlabor supporters, and there are
some.
Obviously.
Now it's changed because you'vegot so many people in offices
(18:10):
and what have you.
They don't know how to work.
They have no clue how it is toswing a shovel, and I'll bet you
have, and I know I have.
Now think about it.
I mean, I remember going to ajob in Utah and it was one of
those agency jobs.
They didn't really.
They were kind of we're notsure exactly what we're doing,
but Pacegood gave me a flippingaxe, so what am I supposed to do
(18:30):
with that?
He goes, well, I want you totake a trek from here trench,
from here to there, and I go,okay, and that's a pretty good
shape in those days too.
So and I I tried, I did my bestand after about four hours I
said, fuck this, I'm done,Because I mean, apart from
anything, it was just impossibleto get into, but I'll guarantee
you most of your office wallets.
(18:51):
Don't even know what a frickingshovel is.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I'm just thinking the Prince Harry, what the hell he
was doing.
He goes.
I'm getting out of this country.
This place is going to crack.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I'm getting out, see he knew, he knew Much like me.
I did the same thing 40 yearsago and like two weeks after I
left England, there were thesemassive riots of all people my
age rioting because theycouldn't stand this shit anymore
.
I saw this coming and I left.
I said you.
(19:20):
Then that week they burned downmy favorite pub.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Well, you know, I visited England a few times.
I like it a lot.
Of course I'm going as atourist, I remember I'm going as
a visitor.
So as a visitor, I don't seeall the stuff that people do who
live there, I just see, oh,it's great, the history's great,
they're nice people and thepubs are great, and then that's
all I know.
So it's like the same thing.
(19:45):
Oh well, I do know that.
You know, since we justcelebrated America's birthday
and, of course, costello'sbirthday, I told America on the
same day, about the same age too.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Oh, we're forgetting.
We're 29 again, are we?
Oh, I see.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, it's just.
I mean, there's no othercountry.
I've been to a lot of places.
There's still no other country.
I'd rather be, oh, absolutelyHappy to be American, great to
be here, and people bitch, moan,whatever.
Just go, go, try living in somany other places, you'll go
holy shit you know.
So it's I.
I just don't want to revertback three years of stress like
I had to go through before.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I'll tell you what.
What else is good will be goodfor the release, for the music
industry anyway, and the Britishpeople.
This is like it was in like 73,74 and a couple years later
then you had this.
You know, you had a musicrevolution and it's going to
happen again because the youth,who probably by then won't be
(20:43):
able to afford theirsynthesizers, they might
actually have to buy a guitar.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I hope so.
David Bowie came out then.
He was just like groundbreaking, totally new.
I mean, all the great music wascoming, all the good music, all
the innovative music was comingout of him.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Well, his good stuff came out later.
His first song came out in 1969, but there you go.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
There is a big question, okay, as far as
English music goes.
What the hell have you given uslately besides Adele?
Okay, we can do better.
You know, not exactlygroundbreaking Nice voice, not
groundbreaking music.
So what the hell have you givenus lately in music from?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
England, what oh?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
God Nothing.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Oh well, matt, what's his name?
Oh yeah, there you go.
Matt Grouse, matt Goss.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
That's not lately.
That goes back to the 80s.
I'm talking about lately.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
I don't know.
I'm ashamedly out of touch.
I really am.
I mean, you know, it seems likewe used to have this, but there
was something.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
You would know it even though you're out of touch,
but still you would know ifsomeone was hot out of England.
Oh, absolutely Might not bethat familiar, but you would
have heard of them.
So you can't give me anybody.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I can't think of anybody right now and you can't
say Ed.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Sheeran, because he's what Ed's the Irish, scottish,
he's not.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
English Ed Sheeran no , no, no, no, that's all
corporate rock.
See, what's going to happen ismy brothers will start repelling
, like status quo man, whoa,whoa, quo, yeah, yeah, don't
retire.
(22:27):
Um, honestly, honestly they are, they're retiring.
It's sad, but the thing of itis it.
Hopefully, if things go the waythey went, back then and get
rid of the sucky bits.
But you know where the kidsdon't have everything and things
get pretty tough.
Then you've got to use yourimagination.
That's a freaking shock horror.
You might have to make someimaginative music without the
use of a keyboard.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I listen to the New Wave channel on SiriusXM and
there's nothing new on there,because a lot of English bands
are on there, but they're allfrom like 80s and 90s.
They have nothing new to play.
There is nothing new Wait aminute.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Hold on.
Now You're listening to SiriusXM, right?
Yeah, okay.
Well, that is all 80s and 90smusic.
That's why there's nothing new.
I know, because it's notsupposed to be, go one click
over to I think it's calledLithium.
You'll find some new musicthere.
No, that's all 90s.
There's no music there either.
Okay, well, there is somethingthat is new.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
They had that one called the Hitch Channel and it
sucked.
Okay, I don't want to hearCardi B.
You know, do a leap as good asshe's hot.
Okay, so she's okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I was watching something the other day that's
brought back many memories.
I think it was a Madnessconcert, one of the first they
did, which meant I was probablythere.
Madness, madness.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
They were called Madness, Madness.
Oh, they were called they werecalled madness who?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
No, there were a band called madness.
They did.
The song you would have heardover here was I know the song,
but that's you sure?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
that's the name of the band who did that.
Absolutely positive.
Okay, all right, all right.
Money's on this one.
Hang on, we're going to look itup.
We're going to look this babyup.
Our house, our house in themiddle of the street, our house,
right?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yes, terrible and baggy trousers too.
But before they got into thiscommercialized shit they were a
really good ska band.
They did Midnight to Cairo andthe song Madness.
I know that song, that was theoriginal madness.
Anyway, I did that first tourwhen everything was still going
(24:47):
to happen and that was, excuseme, I put in our house and guess
who comes up?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
They go oh, crosby, stills, nash, young, I went.
No, our house is a very, very,very fine house In the middle
Wrong song.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Okay, look up the selector and the selector.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
The word for today is Select.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Come on, give me some Nice weave on your hair.
Job.
By the way.
Who did that?
It was very nice.
What's that?
It's because you're lookingdown like this.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Nice weave.
Oh, it's called bed hair, okay,oh, yeah, I just went thinking
straight.
I've been doing the brush allday, the sucker won't go.
Yeah, I just went thinkingstraight.
I've been doing it in a brushall day, this sucker won't go
down.
So okay, here we go.
There's two songs in our house.
We have Crosby, stills, nash,young and you win Madness, thank
you, okay, one for Costello,one for Costello.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
You win.
Part of the problem is that wedon't.
I don't know about.
I guess you'd have RollingStone magazine, but that was
monthly, so that's no damn good.
But we had New Musical Expressin England.
We had Record Mirror, the NMEthat was New Musical Express.
Sorry, melody Maker.
There were three realnewspapers.
Weekly newspapers came out andin the back of those newspapers
(26:16):
well, melody Maker, anyway youwould have classifieds and
there'd be like wanted leadvocalist for band that might
possibly make it Call Brian atthe Jam or something, bands you
might know.
And that's how a lot of peoplehooked up.
You know they're musicians, youknow, you see, like you know.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I thought people hooked up because I remember
when I rode the tube in londonand there'd be like a time phone
booth there and stuff like that.
In the phone booth you can putall your cards and phone numbers
.
Like you know, I'm a hooker,I'll suck you, I'll blow you,
I'll fuck you go.
And here's a call me, call me,call me, I'm just going.
I love this country anythingyou want's right there.
(27:00):
They're legit and I just go.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Holy crap.
It's funny.
It's just so different.
But you know we got away fromall that.
You can't turn the clock back,that's true, but you can make
things.
Why?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
did you get away from that?
They stopped.
They don't do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
You can't do that.
Oh, you can do all that.
Look, I haven't been there fora long time.
I don't know what.
No, I'm just saying it's like.
You know, I couldn't go backand read Melody Maker it's not
there anymore, it's gone.
And New Musical Express I can'tbelieve those magazines aren't
there Newspapers, given the Jew,I mean they really.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I was going to say you're just reading Teen Beat
Magazine.
Oh, yeah, yeah and Disc.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Did you get Disc over here?
Probably not.
No, no.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Disc was cool.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
It was really cool because it had all the lyrics.
At least what they said werethe lyrics.
It's proved to be differentlater on.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I'm thinking of Disc.
I mean, I got a Disc I waslistening to today.
I like listening to Disc.
Okay, I like my vinyl, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Oh, let's see, Pull back a bit.
Oh Amy, oh yeah, is that theblack album?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
This is, yeah, Back to black.
It is so freaking good I'm justgoing.
I listened to her and I'm justgoing.
Man, what a way.
She's just so, so good.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
He left no time to regret, camp his way With his
same old safe bed.
Me and my head high and mytears dry.
(28:49):
Get on without my guy.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
You went back to what you are now.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well see, there's probably that's the last thing
you can put out, amy Winehouseokay.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well, that's what I was going to say.
There's the lasting vestige ofhow music used to be.
I mean, it's because everythingis corporatized.
It's what really happened toVegas.
Same thing Corporations got sobig, they own the town.
What are you talking?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
about England's a country music.
Happened to Vegas.
Same thing.
Corporations got so big theyown the town.
Oh, you were talking aboutEngland as a country music.
You got George Michael, wholikes to suck people off in
public outhouses.
You know so.
A talented guy had a personallife, you know so died young as
well too.
Who was that?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
George Michael, I'm sorry, I was talking about
people who ran Vegas.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
We're talking about England.
Man don't care about Vegas.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
England.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I'm trying to save your country.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I'm trying to find out what artists you put out.
I'll have to Amy Winehouse.
We have, excuse me, jamesCorden.
Yeah, I'd have that CarpoolKaraoke.
That's an English given.
This is carpool karaoke withJames Corden.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
I'm sure he's a lovely guy, but I'm sorry
everyone he's met is talkingabout what an asshole.
I tell you what there's a bandout there that actually made it
onto what's his name show on XM.
They're called the Nails.
Oh man, when we first starteddoing this we can now say a few
years ago I played you some ofthis and you just went.
(30:30):
I can't hear anything, whichreally pissed me off because it
was such a good song.
They did a David Bowie songcalled I'm Scared of Americans
and I guess I should try.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Should I try?
I find it real quick.
You should update this.
I'm Scared of Trump Americans.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Anyway, let me see if I can get this.
Anyway, there are three girls.
A very large African-Americandrama woman I mean, she'd give
what's her name A chase for thebiggest girl.
Anyway, oh, here we go.
And then two really smashinglooking women.
(31:08):
Oh my God, but they are so good, man, they are just so good.
Let me see what were we doing.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
I don't know.
I'm afraid of Americans and I'mafraid of the world.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
find some hoops and I'm afraid of cock-a-doodle-doo,
yeah, I'm afraid of canes, I'mafraid of corn, I'm afraid of
(31:42):
Americans.
America, ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca.
Johnny wants a plane, johnnywants a sock and a coat.
Johnny wants a woman.
Johnny wants a plane.
(32:02):
Johnny wants a sock on a coat.
Johnny wants a woman.
Johnny wants a stiff, vividjoke.
Johnny's so funny.
Yes, we can.
Can American can.
Yes, we can.
Can American can.
Yes, we can.
Can American can.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Because anyone can, can I'm afraid of America.
All you've given us so farlately is Adele, who seems like
a very nice person, and JamesCorden.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Everyone says he's a total asshole.
He just by the way, he may wellbe.
He grew up in the next townover from me.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
He's been banned from restaurants.
He treats his waitstaff crappy.
He sees people and first peoplewant to say hi, treats them
crappy.
That's really no way to be.
I'm surprised he's that way.
I guess, you're an attitudeGuests used to be on the show.
Talk about James Dick orCarpool Karaoke.
(33:00):
It was a great idea, though.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick Dick.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick Dick.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick Dick.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Dick Dick Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick Dick Dick.
In love with this girl.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
It was hilarious, you were starring in that show
called Anito Zimpik.
Don't know that one AnitoZimpik?
No, don't know it, I don't knowit.
But then again, cat John, catdude, anito Zimpik, maybe not.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
This is Nine.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Inch Nails, but this isn't.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
That's not bad.
I know who.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Nine Inch Nails is.
Forget that Live music does notwork well on podcasts.
That's all I can say.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Oh, that's James Corden calling.
I'm not fat, I don't needOzempic.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yes you do Hang up, James.
You know the show Call Ashley'sshow.
It is James.
It's not the James we think of.
It's the James.
He doesn't like our talk aboutbeards.
Anyway, never mind.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
He has a remarkable.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
yes, most of it.
There's a little bit left thereis.
See, I did it in the shower.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
At the Montsworth right there yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I was hoping you wouldn't notice, but never mind,
it could be a new thing.
You just have a beard on thisside, you see.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Each show you can come up and have a different
plot of facial hair each week.
One week, it's here one weekit's up there.
One week you let your nose hairgrow out over your lip and it
forms this half a nose hairmustache.
You know you can do that, Right, right it's pretty disgusting.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
No, I just need to pay attention and get a mirror.
That's what I need to do,anyhow.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, the mirror's down in your bathroom.
Okay, yep, that explains whyyou're wearing the shirt you're
wearing today.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You don't like my Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Hi, I'm a fan of Tommy Bahama.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Well.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I guess you must be.
I'm looking verysummer-infested.
I'm going to the islands, man,I'm going to Hawaii, I'm going
to Hawaii, I am going to Hawaii.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
That is Tommy Bahama, right?
No, this is Banana Republic.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
It had to be one of the two.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Exactly, exactly.
I just thought I should putsome color in my wardrobe, so I
bought a bunch of these lastyear and, surprise, surprise,
extra large didn't fit.
They fit now.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
See, see, that's thanks to what?
Oh, oh, oh bit.
Now See, that's thanks to what?
Oh, oh, oh ozempic.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I know it's a pill.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I shoot the needle in my gut every week.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Ow ow ozempic Every Friday.
What day is today, today's?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Friday, man, it's ozempic day.
You're all fucked up.
Yesterday's your birthday.
Don't remember that Today'sozempipping day.
You're going to forget thisinjection.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I did something this last week that I hadn't done
since I was in radio, and thatwas wake up and go.
Oh shit, it's 830.
Got up, got some breakfast,made a nice pot of coffee, drank
the coffee.
I thought why is the pricesright on at 8.30?
It was, of course, pm.
I thought it was am.
(36:29):
They were like dashing out thehouse and in fact, the way my
brain's been working recently, Iprobably thought I was still in
Vegas, because my brain willnot.
It absolutely refuses to tellme where I am.
I wake up in the morning and Ilook at him when the fuck am I?
And this is like oh, I must beupstairs.
I don't have an upstairs to myhouse.
(36:50):
This is strange.
Better be quiet because we wantto wake other people in the
house up.
Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I told you to stop doing damn mushrooms.
Okay, leave the mushrooms alone.
It must be.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to tell you to stopdoing damn mushrooms.
Okay, leave the mushrooms alone.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Must be.
It's just fucking you.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
No, it's really strange because, you know, I
open my eyes right and there'sjust one thing.
I've got this nice window witha beautiful view outside,
believe it or not, because I'mdown low enough I can't see the
neighbors.
And I look at that window andit's like doing a trip on one of
those kaleidoscopes, Like wow,man, once that passes Mushrooms.
(37:26):
Honestly, I swear I'm going tohave to say something to
somebody because this can't beright.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
I mean it literally refuses to let me.
Is someone sitting in your foodor you're chopping up the wrong
kind of mushrooms in yourspaghetti?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
It must be something like that.
Well, all the pills I take, I'mstill on a large diet.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I thought that was because I'm still on my radio
clock.
I wake up every morning at 3 am.
You know.
I wake up and it's going ohagain.
So I'll read something.
Go back to sleep.
It's just like that time I usedto get for show 3 am, 3 am, 3
am and I can't stop doing it andI hate it.
I try to be freaking nuts, butat least you wake up, you're
(38:03):
tripping.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Okay, this is, I mean , like you know, the original
canceled radio guys, and everyone of us because it's not just
you and me, obviously.
There's a plethora of peopleout there have the same thing
and they call it the dream,whereas and it depends,
obviously, it would change onyour circumstances Mine used to
be that I'd have dead air and Icouldn't find the music, and it
(38:26):
didn't matter what I did.
I think I had that dream lastnight somewhere in there.
You had dead air every night.
It was pretty normal, but youknow what?
Here's the thing this will stopwhen we started doing this
radio thing again, I know it'snot radio, it's podcast.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
It's radio.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
It's radio.
Yeah, okay, well, it is kind of.
Yeah, I suppose we can look atit that way.
And the original canceled radioguys, chris and Costello, it's
in our plot.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
But I don't know if you know this or not, but you
know the radio stations werelooking to buy in New Mexico.
They had to sign off because ofthe fires they had down there
and, just so you know, becausethey had to get out of the
building.
Well, they burned down, they'regone, they did.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
The building burned down.
No, that was a big brickbuilding.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
You know what?
It was?
An office building.
Yeah, it was probably thebiggest office building down
there in that town in New Mexico.
The thing is the originalowners who had been trying to
sell it and they couldn't sellit and they still owned it.
They're out because look atthis way they burn, they collect
insurance money, they don'thave to reopen, they don't have
to re-sign it.
They're done.
We got a check.
(39:36):
We're finally away from thissucker.
We're out.
There's three frequencies therethat are waiting for us, Three
frequencies waiting to be signedback on again.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I don't know, hey, I've got the car that will deal
with snow now and, and and theyactually have snow there?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
yeah, you'll need that, but not where you live now
.
But they have snow there in newmexico.
Yep, yep, yep and again.
Obviously they get uh in thesummer, they get the fire they
did, didn't they?
didn't they?
They had it before they had.
They had that virus come closebefore they had some rain.
That river runs through therekind of flooded things out.
They get a lot of shit going onthere.
(40:17):
So probably the best thing.
I mean, if we'd have bought it,we'd have a big fat insurance
check and a decision to makesign back on or not, and the
answer would be not, Take thatcheck, go buy something else, Go
buy another station someplaceelse.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Not in a fire belt.
That's interesting because thatparticular station was on the
edge of a couple of other officebuildings from the front of it.
Going back, the police stationwas right in front of it, if I
recall.
Yeah, I think so.
So I mean, there were a coupleof buildings before it and as
we're going downhill into thevalley, right Gone Well past,
(40:55):
there was nothing, but there waslike a big common area, that's
a big charred area, yep, andthat, I guess that's what fueled
the fire that well, melted thedishes.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Behind the station, if you remember from the office.
Were there satellites out there?
Were there satellites gone?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, well, it melted .
Remember how proud he wasBecause we went and looked at
this place right.
Proud he was because we wentand looked at this place right.
The only like the one employeeleft was he was the.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
He was the engineer and the temporary acting general
manager.
There you go.
He 'd really go to the back.
We're going back and play withmy wires and my.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
But the thing was he was really proud of his dishes.
Remember that he was like I hadto get out there and get the
snow with my dishes.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yep.
They were good dishes.
Now that those are gone, theguy who was thinking about
selling us some stations inNevada is now putting his back
on the market.
He called the broker who Italked to.
He said let the people know I'mready to sell again.
But it's a place where you hate.
(42:05):
I've never been there.
You hate it.
Oh, Laughlin, Yep.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
You know I.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Everybody I talk to likes it.
You're the only person whodoesn't like it.
I can't give them any becauseI've never been there.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
But everyone likes it .
All right, let me ask you.
Let's poll our listeners.
Okay, listeners Chris andCostello at Yahoocom Right,
listen here.
Get your email ready.
Have you ever been to Reno, yesor no?
Ok, I'm going to take this.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
I'll answer yeah, I like Reno.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
You have been to Reno .
Speaker 2 (42:44):
I like Reno yes.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Imagine a place that a quarter of the size of Reno
and then turn up the heat topast 11.
Now, do you still like Reno?
I mean, do you?
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Because that's what you do.
I don't like it this time ofyear, like this week in Vegas,
and this coming week in Vegas,it's going to be averaging 115
every day.
This is the time I freakinghate it, it's just too much and
it'll be 120 down there.
Well, yeah, actually, vegas mayhit 120 next week as well too.
I'm just going.
Yeah, you next week as well too.
I'm just going.
Of course I'm due to go backthere in about a couple weeks.
(43:17):
I'm just going.
I didn't drag it out.
I went through this damn heatwave passes.
It's just no fun, man.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
You don't have to, I don't have to.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
It's kind of like my part-time thing to go.
I can do it virtually, I can go.
It kind of helps when I go.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
It's needed once in a while I'm going to drag it out
to at least 100 or below.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Give me a break.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I'm sorry I don't work in anything above 100.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
We could be big-time radio owners in Laughlin.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
It's 99 degrees right now.
How many stations?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
will we get Not one, not two, not three, but four?
Speaker 3 (43:57):
stations.
Ooh, oh, ooh, we must talk.
But you know what?
I just noticed something elsehere the British pound has sunk
to an all-time low.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, that's what happened, I guess.
So you guys are all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Well, the money doesn't like the fact that the
money lost, because that's.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
And who does it not affect?
Your royal family, your royalfamily.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Oh, it's that fucking pen again I forgot to.
If I could just get mysphincter muscle just a little
bit tighter, it would bewonderful.
Here's the thing that wecouldn't say on radio.
It's that that bloody darkiegot back in again.
Now that didn't happen, so I'mreally quite happy the what the
bloody darky got back in again.
Now that didn't happen, so I'mreally quite happy.
Bloody darky, he's a darky, Ican say that now because he's
(44:45):
not prime minister.
I don't care what you say, butback in the day of the Raj, but
your darky's been voted out.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Now you've got another white cracker in there.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Okay, that's your new prime minister no, white
cracker no.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
But the Black.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Parties.
They took over India and theytook over Pakistan, and now look
what's happened.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Well, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
You have a white cracker, who's your new prime
minister, who's back.
You have a new prime minister.
He's white, whitey, white,white, white, white white Just
the way people in England likeit.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
White and I'm Just ask Meghan.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Markle, okay, I'm not welcome here.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Okay, I'm just trying to find out here and there is
nothing on this feed that I'mlooking at which is Jesus?
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Christ.
All right, you want to look atit.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
I believe it's like.
This is ridiculous.
This is a major thing.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
It's a major thing, man.
What's his name, his?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
name is New.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Chem Minister's name is.
His first name is K-E-I-R.
I don't know how you pronouncethat.
His last name is StarmerS-T-A-R-M-E-R.
Starmer, he's a white dude.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
You know what you usually hear about him Never
heard of him, take a look.
I'm looking it up now, look atme, look at me.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
There's your new prime minister.
Okay, oh, hang on when.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
He looks like all of them, that's what I'm saying,
white dude.
Yeah with a red tie.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
You had a guy who was from India or something.
Now you've got this guy, sohe's the new head of the
landslide defeat Conservativeparty's out and the Labour
Party's in, whatever that meansto you.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
Okay, so that's not the Lib Dems, but the Labour.
Okay, look at this way.
At least you don't have Trump.
I don't know about this guy.
I mean, no, no, that's anAmerican thing.
Only America can make a Trump.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
You guys had one guy.
What was his name?
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Boris oh yeah, well, conveniently forgot about him.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
He was the English version of Trump.
He's still better than Trump,though, yes.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
You see, he's not a darkie.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
They're all white.
They got white hair, brightgray hair, white skin, whitey.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
We'll call him Chalky then, shall we?
His nickname is Chalky, he'lllike that.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
You need to do two trips.
One you've got to come out toColorado so we can do a road
trip to Vegas together Then youneed to go home and visit your
home country, England, and seewhat the hell's going on back
there.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Well, you know, when we get a few more people back in
the show, then we can do acelebratory trip.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
And of course, we can go and visit our English
connection over there.
You want the trip paid for byour listeners.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
You're doing the Trump thing Contribute to this?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
I'll sell you a Bible .
How about some sneakers?
I'll sell you whatever.
Just send us money so I can goon my trip.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
There you go.
Yeah, come on, come on, wait aminute, wait a minute, hold on,
hold on.
I've got the answer to thatproblem.
Here we go.
This is a quick little sketchhere.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Instead of eBay.
I can put these in my Pradasunglass.
I can put them up for saleright now.
Okay, prada sunglasses.
I can put them up for saleright now.
Who wants to bid and buy myPrada sunglasses there?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
they are.
They can be yours, if the priceis right, come on down, all
right.
Okay, for all you evangelicalshere, we are now switching
format to Religious 101.
Let me get this right here.
Here we go, there we go.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
There it is, Can you see?
It Disappears on me.
You get that weird stupidbackground thing.
I can't see it.
It didn't work.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Okay, what does that say?
Speaker 3 (48:56):
That is our new symbol.
It's across that says RIPEngland, because England has
been killed.
And so now I need your money togo spread the word.
Spread the word of England orwhat it used to be, what it used
to mean to people.
By God, people used to careabout people back there in
England, way back when you knowthat we had things like
neighborhoods and public houseswhere we could go and sin.
We could sin for as long as webloody well wanted, all day, all
(49:18):
night, not anymore.
Oh, no, no, no, 11 pm, you'reout of there.
You cannot sin past 11.
A clock is going to do hell forour population, but we can
bring it back, brothers andsisters.
We can bring it back, bailey.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
As a side note to our listeners, you guys remember a
few minutes ago I mentionedCostello, when the mushrooms
kicked in.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
You're watching a prime example, right now of what
happens when they just kickright in and they just take over
.
He's like he's gone, he's justgone.
I just thought that we couldturn ourselves into one of those
religious stations they havehere in this part of America and
we can probably make a coupleof bucks.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
I don't think I've ever heard an English station
talk like that.
You know, maybe around Georgiathat do.
I'm just happy for yourbirthday.
You did a fair amount ofmushrooms.
They just show up every once ina while, you never know when.
So right now you're seeingtrails.
I know you are seeing trailsAll fucked up.
Birthday boys all fucked up.
Birthday boys all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Oh no, oh no.
There's a giant codfish afterme Fuck.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Sorry, he's actually having a Biden birthday.
Mushroom moment.
Pretty scary A Biden birthdaymushroom moment.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah, good Lord, that's the old BB moment.
Yeah, good Lord, that's the oldBBMM.
Yeah, that's it, wbbmm.
Send us your money.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
I can listen to, get to see it live.
It happens.
I can get live.
It happens, yeah, so anyway, wecan go on to England.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
right, and we'll go and visit Popfest Radio.
Yes, and they can update thevery old shows that they're
running.
In fact, the shows that they'rerunning from us are so old that
when it says dial in, they meandial in.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, yep, well, I think road trips, and so we have
to do it for sure.
But in the meantime, I got togo, and the guy who's going to
squeal today is your new PrimeMinister.
He looks like he could use agood squeal.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Yes, indeed, yes, he does.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
I think he's been the squeal-y from what I can tell,
this is from Costello, birthdayboy to the new Prime Minister of
England, bend.
Over here she comes, get it upthere.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
Get it up there.
Oh, I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
That's it, yeah boy, there he goes.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Hey, you know what?
Speaker 3 (51:50):
No, wait a minute, hold on.
Hey, there's something going onhere.
There's something big going on.
In the middle of our squeal.
His wife I assume that's who itis is wearing orange.
They're truly setting the clockback to the 70s man, because
orange was the color, if youremember.
So he's going to send us back.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Well, look at the guy .
I mean, where do you think he'sfrom?
I mean, come on.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
It just fits.
Okay, so normality We'veshifted again.
So now back to normal life,which ended in the 70s.
Oh hell, screw it, there we go.
Yeah, I told you citrus wouldsting up the orifice.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Get in there, get in there.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Oh, you know what, never with so much passion have
I felt that Shoving it right upthere, mate, right up there.
Dear, oh dear, terrible,terrible.
Happy birthday, birthday boy.
Thank you very much.
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