June 16, 2025 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
canceled radio guys.
Here we are, chris and costello.
Costello, the big question toyou today, sir what in the hell
drives you boy?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
what's up?
Well, I tell you, my, my, my 73pinto, is doing pretty well,
but it's pretty warm.
As I go around those corners, Iwant to go, go, but it doesn't.
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You go for 73 pinto.
That's just a Southern thing.
What the hell drives you meanskind of like what are you up to?
How are you doing?
What are you doing?
That's what I go.
What the hell drives you, Idon't care about that piece of
crap you drive, I just want toknow how you're doing.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Man, how are you doing?
But I think I have lost myvoice, though my dulcet tones
are gone.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I think you lost it after you had your open-mouth
surgery.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh, I think it.
Yeah, I think they scrapedsomething, broke something, did
something.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It took your voice, it took 30% of your soul.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You're just not the same guy anymore.
You suck it right out of you.
Only 30% say it ain't so.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We can get it back Today, you know, even though
it's like summer's almost here,graduation season is on, but you
know, no one gives a crap.
Everyone cares about Piss,diddy, trial and man we've got,
as we talked about earlier.
In promoting the show we snuckout some audio.
We paid big money for it.
This is illegal audio ofCassie's testimony and just hang
(01:27):
in there.
We're going to have it in justa couple of seconds.
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Cassie, yeah, cassie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's not the one I used to date, is it?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, this is Cassie, the slutty lassie who used to
spend about 10, 11 years with PDiddy and you probably don't
notice when she sued him for $20million.
Usually when that happens yousign the nondisclosure agreement
.
You can't talk anymore.
But she's being instant.
Now she has to.
But when she got the crapkicked out of her by Piss Diddy
in the hotel, did you know?
(01:53):
She sued the hotel and how muchdid they settle and pay her for
?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't know, it came out yesterday $10 million, oh
jeez.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
We, oh jeez, we're in the wrong business.
She got $20,000, $10,000,000from the hotel.
I think she's set for life,unless she's stupid and blows it
, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Okay, listen, you and I will go downtown to the
Marriott, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, want me to kick you.
Drag you around a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, because you can't get up again.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Just don't file charges against me.
And then you see the hotel andwe'll split the money.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's the hotel we're after.
Yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Don't call that dipshit lawyer you called in Las
Vegas at one time.
He got you $6,000 for a slipand fall at a big hotel casino
worth billions, and this idiotgot you six grand.
We're not calling him.
You know what.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I'm talking about right you remember him right.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
This is like yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yes, yes, I do, yes, indeed, I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There's so much Botox in his head.
He's like 90 years old here andnothing moves on the forehead.
And he's totally bald as welltoo.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
He had Botox all the way back.
He used to have a littleponytail, ed.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That guy did oh, I can't, I didn't picture that, oh
I can't picture that.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh yeah, he did Originally, he did.
He came bouncing into a showwe're doing yeah, he does.
Mr Bernstein's here.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Mr Bernstein's here, look at me, look at me A weekly
TV show that he pays for andputs on TV.
Yes, only in Vegas.
But we have to have a moment ofsilence.
We've lost another very popular, well-known baby boomer actor
today.
Did you know?
No, george Wendt, who playedNorm on Cheers, died today at 76
(03:30):
.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He was the guy Norm always had the beer and, of
course, the Bears.
They brought him back for somenew skits.
He was going to start doing acouple of things for the Pope,
but he died last night in hissleep.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
In his sleep.
That's the way to go.
Oh, he was cool, that's the wayto go.
The name didn't trigger exactly, but now George went.
Yes, of course.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Good night everyone.
I'm just not going to wake uptomorrow, so see you.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Norm.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's the way to go, isn't it?
That was a mug of beer in hishand just throughout the week
and I'm sure as well in SaturdayNight Live when they come back
in the fall, because he was inall those skits about the Bears
and he was all excited.
He said we put that in a newskit with all the characters
We'll do the Pope and he waslooking forward to meeting him
(04:17):
as well.
So I don't know what happened.
I don't know if he was sick orwhatever.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Maybe he's a Presbyterian and not a real
Catholic, or something Could be.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, speaking of sick, what's this Biden?
Diagnosed with aggressive formof prostate cancer.
It's already in his bones.
So you know you've had cancer,I've had cancer, we've defeated
cancer.
Yes, so we know you have it fora while.
So I can tell you, tim Bucks,if he's gone that far, he had
cancer when he was president.
Still you know he had itprobably maybe a year, probably
(04:48):
two years, if it built that much.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm trying to think of the right word Sick Soon to
be dead Metastasized.
That's the word.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's it.
It's metastasized.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Into the bone.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It goes from the bone .
It starts traveling to yourvital organs and that's when
it's over, usually when it'slike that people don't live very
long after that, so I don'tknow.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Sadly not.
I had a friend who had one formof cancer got into his brain
and he was gone within threedays.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah.
I mean when it happens andthey're pissed because some
people, like Jake Trapper of CNN, has put out a book about how
they hid it.
They hid his dementia over thelast couple of years he was in
office and whatever.
So they're going.
You need to pull the book back.
Quit promoting.
It's not a good time becausehe's sick.
The man could be dead within amonth or two, but, book to book,
(05:37):
he's still promoting this.
They're still putting him on TV, talking about it and dissing
him.
And here's the poor guy.
Even Trump said to him me andMelania are thinking of you and
we hope for the best.
We hope we get well soon.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Not paying nice thoughts.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
He didn't write that.
Someone said send him a flower,Okay, whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Send him a small bouquet.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Sleepy Joe needs a fucking soap.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Not the I hope you live long.
One, the maybe get well one.
Yeah, I hope the sniffles diedown.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So we'll see what happens.
That's his kind of stuff.
I thought he was a really niceguy.
I thought he did a good job.
He was a good transitionalpresident.
He should have just stated fromthe start he was not going to
run for re-election just becauseof age.
Sickness is well now too, so itwould have been a mess Anyway,
but he was a good transitionalguy.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Imagine what would be happening right now if they'd
be scrambling.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I mean Costello can survive cancer.
If I can survive cancer, by God, President, Joe Biden can
survive cancer.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He's only what 30, 40 years older than us.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We don't wish cancer on anybody, except for
piss-deady.
I mean, this trial is justbeginning, so everyone thought
Cassie is, I guess, his go-togirl for about 10, 11 years.
How are you going to follow upthat testimony?
It was all private.
They won't talk about it on thenews, they're going.
That's a little too graphic,it's whatever.
So we've got to know.
(07:03):
I, it's a little too graphic,it's whatever.
So we got to know.
I mean, this is our job, we areequal opportunity offenders.
We want to always grab hisstuff and just put it out there.
So we paid some money and wehave audio of Cassie's testimony
from last week and she'stestifying all the things that
Piss Diddy made her do, whatsome of the freak-offs were
about.
So it's pretty out there.
(07:26):
Inquiring minds want to know,right, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Should we put a?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
warning out there, like they do on things like
warning.
This is pretty graphic, thiscould make you sick or it could
give you some good ideas.
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'm going to try that this weekend.
Listen, if you've just beendiagnosed with cancer, you
perhaps might not want to hearthis.
It might finish you off.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Well, this testimony is mostly about freak-offs, so
are you ready?
This is Cassandra, who'stestifying last week to some of
her testimony at the PISD trial.
So do we got that?
Okay, let's roll it.
Last week, december testimonyat the Pistidy trial.
So do we got that?
Okay, okay, let's roll it.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Well, in freak off number 23, he said we was going
to do a reverse Oreo.
You know, dark on the insideand white on the outside.
That means he brought in twowhite guys to do me front and
back.
I mean really, and we all haveto touch white people.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well, I feel the same way about touching white people
.
I'm supposed to be white, but Idon't.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And that is unsupported only so you ever
done that?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
a reverse Oreo, who me no, with you in the middle
and two black women on the eastside.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I tried doing a reverse Ritz cracker, but it
didn't work so well how's thathow you do that?
Well, it gets all kind ofcrumbling and falls apart.
You know what a Ritz cracker is, don't you?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I know what a Ritz Cracker is.
I thought you were talkingabout something kinky here.
No, well, sorry, you're no fun.
Cassandra's talking about thereverse Oreo.
She's the black in the middleand the white cream on the
outside in the form of two whiteguys that she had to touch.
That made her sick.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
She had to touch those guys I.
It made her sick.
She had to touch those guys inthe middle.
I think she's pushing that abit, but there you go.
I don't know, we'll see we havemore.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
This is just it gets deeper, it gets worse.
Okay, oh boy, okay, I'm ready.
Here's some more of Cassandra'sor Cassie, the slutty lassie
testimony.
So go ahead and roll it.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It was Freak Off number 71.
He made me get on all fours andsaid we're going to do Tuffy
style today and I thought, great, just stick another paid guy
behind me and let's get thisover with.
It's tough to see.
He had a car through my neckand a top into a chair and then
(10:10):
he plopped his pit bull down onmy head and that dog started
humping me like he was trying tomake a little hit for me.
Get off me, he's not in it.
His dog's a fresh pass.
Do it dog.
Dog, you hear Dog.
His dog's fresh pass.
(10:30):
Do it dog, you hear dog.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Okay so I gathered that because you have to
understand we're sneaking out ofhere, out of here, okay.
So you have to strain andlisten more carefully.
What I picked up is that hewanted to do a freak off doggy
style but instead of like whatyou would expect, he put a pit
bull on her ass and put a realdog on her, didn't do doggy
(10:54):
style.
Sorry, I don't mean to belaughing.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I think it would have been better if it had been a
great day.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh wow, that's what I thought it was.
She said that the dog washumping her like it was trying
to make a litter of 10 puppies10 puppies in one Something like
that yeah, 101 Dalmatians Boy.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
This is going to take a while.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I don't know If you can turn up that little playback
a little bit there so we canhear a little bit better.
It'd be great.
Okay, sure, we've got thereverse.
Oreo, that's a freak-off.
We have the doggy-stylefreak-off using a real dog,
which would go in the form ofbestiality.
Okay, definitely, she's anice-looking woman.
(11:40):
You put a pit bull on her buttand he's going.
This is great, I got me.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That's what I get to play with.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh yeah, it just makes you think of a visual.
I don't know, don't think it'sthe wrong way.
I mean, cassie was abused.
I know that I'm all for her,and abused women is just awful,
so I don't think we'redownplaying that.
We're just having some fun here.
We're doing the best we can,but she seems to be in a good
place now.
She's pregnant.
She's family got a new husband,so she went through hell for a
(12:07):
long time.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It's ridiculous that what people think of first of
all and what people think is funand what people think they can
get away with because they'vegot money, I mean, you don't
have to buy them off.
Just go down to Mexico.
You see things like donkeys.
Now we're talking.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, I saw that one.
That's another story.
We'll do it another time.
Didn't participate, it's not.
Saw it and went leaving, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So really the question I have is is there ever
a consensual freak-off?
I guess there must be, huh.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, because he paid people to participate in it.
They were paid people, so theywere paid.
They were brought in and theywere paid to do what he directed
them to do.
And she had to do what he saidor he'd beat her.
The witnesses are now on thestand saying if she didn't do
what he asked he'd stop and he'dkick and beat her.
It was pretty frequent.
(13:08):
So she's like stuck in a rutthere.
It's kind of like you Men canbe controlling.
It's like the way you controlyour blow-up doll.
I mean, you're just soobsessive with that, you just
can't control it.
If she springs a leak, itreally pisses you off.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Well, I have threatened not to I have to give
more ducking, Well.
Well, you know, actuallyhearing that it kind of makes me
feel like we shouldn't bemaking fun of it.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
We haven't heard this stuff, so it's just like, okay,
I'm curious, we have more audio.
So, if you guys are ready,let's see what's going on.
Okay, so we've got Morris'Cassandra's testimony against
Piss Diddy and she's testifyingabout freak-offs.
Okay, so we've got the next one.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Go ahead, roll it, let's go.
Can't stop to recall thesenightmares.
You're going to hell,piss-titty.
I'm so sorry.
I'll just Okay.
Let me gather myself.
I will continue.
Freecuff 128 was one of theworst.
(14:10):
He called it bondage.
To fill all the holes, hestraps me upright to a board and
bound my wrists and ankles withthose velcro straps, and then
all of these men come in andstart putting their wankers in
my ears, up my nose, in my mouth.
All of my vajayjay got to.
(14:30):
Oh it, oh, I'm so tired.
Oh, and the whole time that pitdiddy sitting in the corner
with a towel over him, playingwith his little diddy.
And I'm telling you, littlediddy, oh, I telling you little
diddy, I think I don't feel sogood, I think I'm getting some
(14:54):
kind of.
I'm so sorry, but I think I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I'm sorry, not funny.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'll just tap the tape I already got some.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It's terrible, we're laughing.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
What's wrong with us?
What is wrong with us?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Good God.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I was listening to Cassandra's testimony on the
Pistiti trial and we're laughing, yeah and this is of course
that one, from what I gatheryou've heard the same thing.
She's strapped to a board andshe's got all all these
different guys and they'reputting their dicks in every
opening.
She's got Inside any hole, earhole, in her nostrils, in her
mouth, the vajayjay and up thewilly wonka.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
That's not right.
But that's okay, we'll let herget away with that that's a lot
of dicks on you.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
There.
She's freaking out and got sickand, of course, piss Diddy, the
whole time sitting with a towelover himself playing with his
little diddy Little diddy, youknow, I think I've heard of many
me and Piss Diddy's got littlediddy.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I think I've probably heard enough.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
That's freak off number 2085.
Do you notice that she's gotnumbers on each freak off?
She's recalling them by number.
Now how many did she's done?
So I ain't done yet, okay, ohwell, let's say it one more time
in there, because because let'ssee where we go.
Okay, all right, more testimonycassandra at the pistody trial
(16:27):
in the legal audio that we paymoney for.
So I hope you guys enjoy.
Yes, sir, you're in the back.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
No, I was just going to say don't forget who we are,
the canceled radio guys, andthis is why we would have got
canceled.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Because we're laughing.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I can't stop laughing at this woman.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
but I'm laughing at this testimony because I can't.
I'm just picturing your mind,yeah.
Anyway, I'm laughing at thistestimony, because I can't, I'm
just picturing your mind, yeah,anyway, one more piece of audio
from the testimony.
Okay, cassandra, once againpissed at a trial.
Uh, more live audio from lastweek.
Okay, uh, go ahead and rollthat.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Well, this one just gives me the most nightmares.
Freak off number 2011.
So the sicko calls it thegolden shower.
Freak-off number 2011.
So the sicko calls it thegolden shower.
To lay there naked with somestrange paid sex worker and he
was to sprinkle me head to toewith a golden shower.
(17:21):
I thought, oh how nice.
Finally, that's not going toviolate me.
I thought he's going tosprinkle me with gold flakes and
sparkly water, which I love, bythe way.
Then he said open my mouth, butdon't swallow.
What Does he think?
I'm Jewish, the thing I know.
(17:43):
See this hard stream ofwhatever is hitting me and it
gets close to my head.
I notice a stank.
Then he's screaming in my mouthand then he tells his dad to
get a straw.
Drink it out my mouth, oh God,it's juice of hell.
(18:04):
No, and that made me flinch andI swallowed this damn pee-pee.
And then he goes nuts.
He's playing with the moleunder his hand towel.
Take a pill with the baby oil.
Give me, I don't know, 200bottles of mouthwash.
Now what, oh God?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Whoa.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
She turned into the Haktua girl You're crazy Boo-ing
.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Our program has just turned into something completely
.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
We are just totally white trash.
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, we all knew they did say in the news about
the pissing in the golden shower.
They wouldn't give details.
Okay, right, he had her openher mouth.
This guy pissed in her mouthand told the guy to get a straw
and drink it, which he refusedto do, and she flinched and then
she swallowed all the urine.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well, any consolation to a urine is sterile, so but
all the same, I wouldn't want todo that.
A urine is stale, and at leastthe body isn't sterile.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Have you ever tasted urine?
Have you ever drank your ownurine?
No, have you?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
No, well, hell no.
In other words, the answer tothat is no.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Maybe I was lost in the woods and had no water.
Then you have to wind updrinking your own urine just to
have hydration.
I guess that's different,that's different.
Well, that's survival.
Yes, this is the golden shower,whee.
Oh gee, that's what Trump doesright, it's the same.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I thought he was in for that in Russia.
Excuse me try that again.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
So that's all we got.
Yeah, that's it.
That's all we got, that's allwe could afford.
I thought I could sneak out.
So there's four bits of audiotestimony from Cassandra's
testimony at the Pistity trialand testifying about four
different types of freak-offs.
What was it?
The reverse Oreo okay.
There was the doggy style witha real dog okay.
(20:15):
There was the bondage thingfill up every hole you have on
your body.
That was different.
And, of course, the one thatdidn't make the news, with no
details, but we got details,which is the golden shower.
The only difference is betweenPistidi and R Kelly.
R Kelly, well, he used his ownpiss, I mean, but here Pistdy
(20:36):
had some one piss for him.
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, okay, so I like that enough.
They probably want some more.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So yeah, I don't have , we don't have any more audio,
so that's it.
So hope you guys enjoyed thatand if you're out there laughing
like we are then you belong,subscribe and listen to the sick
shit we do every week all right, oh my god, yeah don't forget,
subscribe, subscribe.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I need a shower.
Yeah, really, after that I dofeel good, god, I, I, you know,
I mean I, I, I think, I just Ithink I feel bad for her, you
know do too.
I do.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Having to recount that stuff in a courtroom is
tough enough as it is.
It probably helps to know thefact that there's supposed to be
no audio out there.
Sorry, oops, this week we'lltry to get some video.
Oh my gosh, we're going to bewalking out in handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
How'd you get this shit.
That'll be on TMZ next week, soyou'll be.
We got audio.
They don't.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Girls and boys Radio.
Guys strike again.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Been a while, but I think we really hit the pay.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
dirt May not be the right phrase, but I hope you
guys enjoyed that, so we'regoing to move on.
Let's move on to something notdisgusting Trump, oh crap.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Don't go down.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
He just came back from the Middle East and you
know he went to Qatar.
Is that how you pronounce it,qatar?
Is that how you pronounce it?
Qatar, qatar, qatar, qatar.
Qatar, Like the stuff you bringup in the morning you know he's
going to make deals which reallybenefits more him and his
family, more than anybody elsein the country, but he goes.
Qatar is going to be buyingbillions of dollars worth of
(22:22):
Boeing jets from us.
Are they stupid?
I mean, they're giving awaythese luxury planes, they're
getting Boeing jets.
They're going to fall apart andcrash.
That's probably a pretty decentdeal, but he took the $400
million plane.
That's probably a pretty decentdeal, but he took the $400
million plane.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
If you don't know.
It's sitting in an.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Air Force base in San Antonio, texas.
Okay, yep and people going.
It's just not like the AirForce goes.
We have to strip it and toreconfigure it so it's a
protective plane One.
It protects him against youknow certain, you know weapons.
It has all the communicationstuff on there where he can
things get in?
But things can be broadcast out.
You can't pick up and listen.
He says by the time it's allready to go, he'll be done in
(22:59):
office, maybe not.
That third term coming in theresomewhere.
He's going to figure it outright.
So I'm not leaving until I getthat damn plane.
And why did they give him theplane?
You know why?
Think about it, Because theywanted to get rid of it.
They've had that thing for salefor five years, since 2020.
Nobody will buy it.
(23:20):
No person will buy it.
No country will buy it.
They're going we got us asucker.
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Well, was it Vijay Vance?
What was it?
Kj Vijay K Jelly?
What is it?
You don't know who your vicepresident is.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
No, and I don't care.
Take Redneck, okay.
How about JD, jd, jd.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Vance, why don't they just give it to him and put
some lawn furniture in there,tack him down with some Velcro
or something, and away you go.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
They can fly that plane and go.
When he does one of his visitsto the Pope, yep, jd sees the
Pope.
Jdc's Pope dies.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
He's going to see the new Pope.
He did, he did.
Yeah, at least he didn't diethis time.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You've got to think about this.
Though Trump gets the $400million plane.
It's in Texas.
They're going to figure outwhat to do.
Whether they're going to do itor not, I think it'd be better
if he just built a brand new AirForce One, if we need one,
because that way it's made inAmerica made by.
Americans and paid for byAmericans, and it's just
constructed from the beginningby Americans.
(24:24):
Why would we not do that?
So it's 40 years old.
I'm sure the inside is veryluxurious.
I mean, it's a flying fortressman, Come on.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
They're going to pull the one that they gave to them
apart.
It's a total waste of money.
The only thing they canprobably use again might be I
don't know the wheels Well thinkabout this.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
okay, so he's got a $400 million new plane.
They're going to spend millionsto configure it so it can
become an Air Force One.
Money, money, money.
So he's spending all this moneyaccepting these big gifts, but
what are we stuck with?
We can only have three dolls,Ten pencils and three dolls, but
he can get all this stuff forhimself.
(25:04):
That's our president.
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Thank you, sir.
I think we should get intomusic now, not yet One more
thing.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You've got to know this Florida, which still has a
death penalty, put people todeath.
They put to death an inmatelast week.
He was known as the Casanovakiller.
Probably killed maybe 20,25-plus people across the
country, but, of course, likeTed Bundy, the guy in Florida
and they executed him last weekin Florida, his name was Glenn
Rogers.
Okay, and, as you know, he getshis last meal.
(25:33):
I'm not sure what that was, butusually you get a chance to
make a statement.
Some do, some don't.
You would think that he may go.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to my victims, I'msorry, god forgive me.
I love my family, somethinglike that.
He said none of that.
You know what he said.
This is his last words.
Okay, ready, he goes.
I agree, and last week, yes,sir, he goes.
(25:55):
President Trump, keep makingAmerica great.
Thank you, I'm ready to go.
He killed him.
Pull the lever.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I like a good week for Trump.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I got a new plane, you got a death of RMA going.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
You got my blessing, so you know, here in South
Carolina, they, they, we had.
We just had an execution.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Oh, you had one too.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, by firing squad .
The last one they had.
They screwed up with themedication for the lethal
injection.
I remember that.
Yeah, okay.
So now this guy now comes upfor comes up again.
You know, he's like yournumber's up pal.
Come on and say, well, I thinkI'll have by firing squad this
(26:44):
time.
And apparently they fucked thatup too.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
They somehow managed, he shoots you like three shots
in the heart shoulder exactly.
You're in a gun state.
You think you know how to aim adamn gun shots in the heart or
the shoulder.
Exactly, you're in a gun state.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
You think you know how to aim a damn gun, okay.
Well, the other thing was theysaid that they heard chatting
and laughing right before theypulled the trigger.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Hey, watch this you mean they didn't kill him,
seriously, they didn't kill him.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
They said it took them a minute to die.
Which is quite a long time.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Probably deserved it.
What the heck right you can putthe death penalty for a reason.
Okay, he did kill two people.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Bye-bye.
I love that the cast of thisguy killed 25 plus people and
his last words are PresidentTrump doing a great job.
Okay, ready to go Fry me?
G-g-g-g-g-g.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
They did an injection on him and they got it right.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
He was gone, Pissed himself and he was dead.
That was it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Perfect Golden showers again.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Everywhere you go, the canceled radio guys.
We come from music Before wegot into being obnoxious radio
hosts, and so what are welistening to this week?
I know what you're listening to, I have it right here.
Castillo always picks shit eachweek, so here's what he's
listening to this week.
Am I right?
We can't see it?
Oh, because of the thing.
Okay, how about that?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Oh, Flashdance Never anything current I will go first
.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Let me go first.
I picked this artist months ago.
Everyone's going, who's that?
I picked Loli Young Messy.
She has a new song out.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Loli Young is my what I'm listening to once again
Loli Young.
The song is called One Thing.
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Roll it.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh shit, what are you doing?
Play the damn song.
(28:49):
Another gold record for yourstruly.
Thank you, good pick.
The lyrics are great.
Yes, it is.
Oh, you're Good pick.
I think so.
The lyrics are great.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yes, see the video.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
The video's fine, you see it sounds like watching a P
Diddy freak off the video.
So does the song.
You heard the lyrics right, soyou know what's going on.
Yes, exactly, oh, young'shaving a freak off.
Okay, so we'll just stick tothe theme we're doing this week.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
This will not be on Radio 1.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
No question, here comes the big question Costello,
what are you listening to thisweek?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Well, I'll just go ahead and play it, if I can.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
That'll be a miracle.
Go ahead.
What are you listening to thisweek?
Well, let's see.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Oh same thing I'm listening to yeah, amazing, here
we go.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Hurricane, hurricane, hurricane.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Hurricane, hurricane.
Thank you, costello, let megive it to Costello.
Actually picked a decent song,holy crap.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Thank you, thank you.
Feeling okay, I'm still inshock after.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Spit it out.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Come on, no, no, no man.
The whole world's gone crazy.
I'm going with it.
Where did you?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
find that song at it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
That was on YouTube actually.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I kept scrolling around until I found something I
had never heard of.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
And what did they call it again?
The what.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
The.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Cannons, the Cannons, dang, I get that.
Good job, costello.
Yeah, yeah, we can leave on ahappy note.
Yeah, we can.
Thanks for hanging out on ourDirty Podcast.
This week I picked a dirty song.
We had dirty audio from, youknow, from Cassandra.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Thank you, Cassandra.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Cassandra's got her camera on.
That means she's on part of thepodcast now because we're
looking at her.
There she goes.
Some strange white woman justpopped into the podcast.
Is that your sister?
Who's that?
That's hilarious, that's funnyMust be Costello's sister.
(30:57):
We got to run guys, we'll fire aCostello's sister.
We gotta run, guys, gotta run.
So Squealing this week goes toPistitti and even though there's
a long way going to trial, Ithink we can safely say he's
done and we can cancel him.
Pistitti is gone.
He's gonna spend the rest ofhis life in prison, like R Kelly
.
So Pistitti's cancelled,goodbye.
We'll hear more testimony.
We'll get some more audio.
We'll have it for you on theshow.
(31:18):
Okay, promise all right.
So squeal out to Pissed Idiots.
Squeal, buddy.
This time you get on the floorlike a dang dog, get it.
canceled radio guys.
Here we are, chris and costello.
Costello, the big question toyou today, sir what in the hell
drives you boy?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
what's up?
Well, I tell you, my, my, my 73pinto, is doing pretty well,
but it's pretty warm.
As I go around those corners, Iwant to go, go, but it doesn't.
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You go for 73 pinto.
That's just a Southern thing.
What the hell drives you meanskind of like what are you up to?
How are you doing?
What are you doing?
That's what I go.
What the hell drives you, Idon't care about that piece of
crap you drive, I just want toknow how you're doing.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Man, how are you doing?
But I think I have lost myvoice, though my dulcet tones
are gone.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I think you lost it after you had your open-mouth
surgery.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh, I think it.
Yeah, I think they scrapedsomething, broke something, did
something.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It took your voice, it took 30% of your soul.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You're just not the same guy anymore.
You suck it right out of you.
Only 30% say it ain't so.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We can get it back Today, you know, even though
it's like summer's almost here,graduation season is on, but you
know, no one gives a crap.
Everyone cares about Piss,diddy, trial and man we've got,
as we talked about earlier.
In promoting the show we snuckout some audio.
We paid big money for it.
This is illegal audio ofCassie's testimony and just hang
(01:27):
in there.
We're going to have it in justa couple of seconds.
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Cassie, yeah, cassie.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's not the one I used to date, is it?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, this is Cassie, the slutty lassie who used to
spend about 10, 11 years with PDiddy and you probably don't
notice when she sued him for $20million.
Usually when that happens yousign the nondisclosure agreement
.
You can't talk anymore.
But she's being instant.
Now she has to.
But when she got the crapkicked out of her by Piss Diddy
in the hotel, did you know?
(01:53):
She sued the hotel and how muchdid they settle and pay her for
?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't know, it came out yesterday $10 million, oh
jeez.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
We, oh jeez, we're in the wrong business.
She got $20,000, $10,000,000from the hotel.
I think she's set for life,unless she's stupid and blows it
, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Okay, listen, you and I will go downtown to the
Marriott, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, want me to kick you.
Drag you around a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, because you can't get up again.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Just don't file charges against me.
And then you see the hotel andwe'll split the money.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's the hotel we're after.
Yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Don't call that dipshit lawyer you called in Las
Vegas at one time.
He got you $6,000 for a slipand fall at a big hotel casino
worth billions, and this idiotgot you six grand.
We're not calling him.
You know what.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I'm talking about right you remember him right.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
This is like yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yes, yes, I do, yes, indeed, I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There's so much Botox in his head.
He's like 90 years old here andnothing moves on the forehead.
And he's totally bald as welltoo.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
He had Botox all the way back.
He used to have a littleponytail, ed.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That guy did oh, I can't, I didn't picture that, oh
I can't picture that.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh yeah, he did Originally, he did.
He came bouncing into a showwe're doing yeah, he does.
Mr Bernstein's here.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Mr Bernstein's here, look at me, look at me A weekly
TV show that he pays for andputs on TV.
Yes, only in Vegas.
But we have to have a moment ofsilence.
We've lost another very popular, well-known baby boomer actor
today.
Did you know?
No, george Wendt, who playedNorm on Cheers, died today at 76
(03:30):
.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He was the guy Norm always had the beer and, of
course, the Bears.
They brought him back for somenew skits.
He was going to start doing acouple of things for the Pope,
but he died last night in hissleep.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
In his sleep.
That's the way to go.
Oh, he was cool, that's the wayto go.
The name didn't trigger exactly, but now George went.
Yes, of course.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Good night everyone.
I'm just not going to wake uptomorrow, so see you.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Norm.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's the way to go, isn't it?
That was a mug of beer in hishand just throughout the week
and I'm sure as well in SaturdayNight Live when they come back
in the fall, because he was inall those skits about the Bears
and he was all excited.
He said we put that in a newskit with all the characters
We'll do the Pope and he waslooking forward to meeting him
(04:17):
as well.
So I don't know what happened.
I don't know if he was sick orwhatever.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Maybe he's a Presbyterian and not a real
Catholic, or something Could be.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, speaking of sick, what's this Biden?
Diagnosed with aggressive formof prostate cancer.
It's already in his bones.
So you know you've had cancer,I've had cancer, we've defeated
cancer.
Yes, so we know you have it fora while.
So I can tell you, tim Bucks,if he's gone that far, he had
cancer when he was president.
Still you know he had itprobably maybe a year, probably
(04:48):
two years, if it built that much.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm trying to think of the right word Sick Soon to
be dead Metastasized.
That's the word.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's it.
It's metastasized.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Into the bone.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It goes from the bone .
It starts traveling to yourvital organs and that's when
it's over, usually when it'slike that people don't live very
long after that, so I don'tknow.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Sadly not.
I had a friend who had one formof cancer got into his brain
and he was gone within threedays.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah.
I mean when it happens andthey're pissed because some
people, like Jake Trapper of CNN, has put out a book about how
they hid it.
They hid his dementia over thelast couple of years he was in
office and whatever.
So they're going.
You need to pull the book back.
Quit promoting.
It's not a good time becausehe's sick.
The man could be dead within amonth or two, but, book to book,
(05:37):
he's still promoting this.
They're still putting him on TV, talking about it and dissing
him.
And here's the poor guy.
Even Trump said to him me andMelania are thinking of you and
we hope for the best.
We hope we get well soon.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Not paying nice thoughts.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
He didn't write that.
Someone said send him a flower,Okay, whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Send him a small bouquet.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Sleepy Joe needs a fucking soap.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Not the I hope you live long.
One, the maybe get well one.
Yeah, I hope the sniffles diedown.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So we'll see what happens.
That's his kind of stuff.
I thought he was a really niceguy.
I thought he did a good job.
He was a good transitionalpresident.
He should have just stated fromthe start he was not going to
run for re-election just becauseof age.
Sickness is well now too, so itwould have been a mess Anyway,
but he was a good transitionalguy.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Imagine what would be happening right now if they'd
be scrambling.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I mean Costello can survive cancer.
If I can survive cancer, by God, President, Joe Biden can
survive cancer.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He's only what 30, 40 years older than us.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We don't wish cancer on anybody, except for
piss-deady.
I mean, this trial is justbeginning, so everyone thought
Cassie is, I guess, his go-togirl for about 10, 11 years.
How are you going to follow upthat testimony?
It was all private.
They won't talk about it on thenews, they're going.
That's a little too graphic,it's whatever.
So we've got to know.
(07:03):
I, it's a little too graphic,it's whatever.
So we got to know.
I mean, this is our job, we areequal opportunity offenders.
We want to always grab hisstuff and just put it out there.
So we paid some money and wehave audio of Cassie's testimony
from last week and she'stestifying all the things that
Piss Diddy made her do, whatsome of the freak-offs were
about.
So it's pretty out there.
(07:26):
Inquiring minds want to know,right, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Should we put a?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
warning out there, like they do on things like
warning.
This is pretty graphic, thiscould make you sick or it could
give you some good ideas.
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'm going to try that this weekend.
Listen, if you've just beendiagnosed with cancer, you
perhaps might not want to hearthis.
It might finish you off.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Well, this testimony is mostly about freak-offs, so
are you ready?
This is Cassandra, who'stestifying last week to some of
her testimony at the PISD trial.
So do we got that?
Okay, let's roll it.
Last week, december testimonyat the Pistidy trial.
So do we got that?
Okay, okay, let's roll it.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Well, in freak off number 23, he said we was going
to do a reverse Oreo.
You know, dark on the insideand white on the outside.
That means he brought in twowhite guys to do me front and
back.
I mean really, and we all haveto touch white people.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well, I feel the same way about touching white people
.
I'm supposed to be white, but Idon't.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And that is unsupported only so you ever
done that?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
a reverse Oreo, who me no, with you in the middle
and two black women on the eastside.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I tried doing a reverse Ritz cracker, but it
didn't work so well how's thathow you do that?
Well, it gets all kind ofcrumbling and falls apart.
You know what a Ritz cracker is, don't you?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I know what a Ritz Cracker is.
I thought you were talkingabout something kinky here.
No, well, sorry, you're no fun.
Cassandra's talking about thereverse Oreo.
She's the black in the middleand the white cream on the
outside in the form of two whiteguys that she had to touch.
That made her sick.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
She had to touch those guys I.
It made her sick.
She had to touch those guys inthe middle.
I think she's pushing that abit, but there you go.
I don't know, we'll see we havemore.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
This is just it gets deeper, it gets worse.
Okay, oh boy, okay, I'm ready.
Here's some more of Cassandra'sor Cassie, the slutty lassie
testimony.
So go ahead and roll it.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It was Freak Off number 71.
He made me get on all fours andsaid we're going to do Tuffy
style today and I thought, great, just stick another paid guy
behind me and let's get thisover with.
It's tough to see.
He had a car through my neckand a top into a chair and then
(10:10):
he plopped his pit bull down onmy head and that dog started
humping me like he was trying tomake a little hit for me.
Get off me, he's not in it.
His dog's a fresh pass.
Do it dog.
Dog, you hear Dog.
His dog's fresh pass.
(10:30):
Do it dog, you hear dog.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Okay so I gathered that because you have to
understand we're sneaking out ofhere, out of here, okay.
So you have to strain andlisten more carefully.
What I picked up is that hewanted to do a freak off doggy
style but instead of like whatyou would expect, he put a pit
bull on her ass and put a realdog on her, didn't do doggy
(10:54):
style.
Sorry, I don't mean to belaughing.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I think it would have been better if it had been a
great day.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh wow, that's what I thought it was.
She said that the dog washumping her like it was trying
to make a litter of 10 puppies10 puppies in one Something like
that yeah, 101 Dalmatians Boy.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
This is going to take a while.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I don't know If you can turn up that little playback
a little bit there so we canhear a little bit better.
It'd be great.
Okay, sure, we've got thereverse.
Oreo, that's a freak-off.
We have the doggy-stylefreak-off using a real dog,
which would go in the form ofbestiality.
Okay, definitely, she's anice-looking woman.
(11:40):
You put a pit bull on her buttand he's going.
This is great, I got me.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That's what I get to play with.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh yeah, it just makes you think of a visual.
I don't know, don't think it'sthe wrong way.
I mean, cassie was abused.
I know that I'm all for her,and abused women is just awful,
so I don't think we'redownplaying that.
We're just having some fun here.
We're doing the best we can,but she seems to be in a good
place now.
She's pregnant.
She's family got a new husband,so she went through hell for a
(12:07):
long time.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It's ridiculous that what people think of first of
all and what people think is funand what people think they can
get away with because they'vegot money, I mean, you don't
have to buy them off.
Just go down to Mexico.
You see things like donkeys.
Now we're talking.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, I saw that one.
That's another story.
We'll do it another time.
Didn't participate, it's not.
Saw it and went leaving, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So really the question I have is is there ever
a consensual freak-off?
I guess there must be, huh.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, because he paid people to participate in it.
They were paid people, so theywere paid.
They were brought in and theywere paid to do what he directed
them to do.
And she had to do what he saidor he'd beat her.
The witnesses are now on thestand saying if she didn't do
what he asked he'd stop and he'dkick and beat her.
It was pretty frequent.
(13:08):
So she's like stuck in a rutthere.
It's kind of like you Men canbe controlling.
It's like the way you controlyour blow-up doll.
I mean, you're just soobsessive with that, you just
can't control it.
If she springs a leak, itreally pisses you off.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Well, I have threatened not to I have to give
more ducking, Well.
Well, you know, actuallyhearing that it kind of makes me
feel like we shouldn't bemaking fun of it.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
We haven't heard this stuff, so it's just like, okay,
I'm curious, we have more audio.
So, if you guys are ready,let's see what's going on.
Okay, so we've got Morris'Cassandra's testimony against
Piss Diddy and she's testifyingabout freak-offs.
Okay, so we've got the next one.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Go ahead, roll it, let's go.
Can't stop to recall thesenightmares.
You're going to hell,piss-titty.
I'm so sorry.
I'll just Okay.
Let me gather myself.
I will continue.
Freecuff 128 was one of theworst.
(14:10):
He called it bondage.
To fill all the holes, hestraps me upright to a board and
bound my wrists and ankles withthose velcro straps, and then
all of these men come in andstart putting their wankers in
my ears, up my nose, in my mouth.
All of my vajayjay got to.
(14:30):
Oh it, oh, I'm so tired.
Oh, and the whole time that pitdiddy sitting in the corner
with a towel over him, playingwith his little diddy.
And I'm telling you, littlediddy, oh, I telling you little
diddy, I think I don't feel sogood, I think I'm getting some
(14:54):
kind of.
I'm so sorry, but I think I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I'm sorry, not funny.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'll just tap the tape I already got some.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It's terrible, we're laughing.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
What's wrong with us?
What is wrong with us?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Good God.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I was listening to Cassandra's testimony on the
Pistiti trial and we're laughing, yeah and this is of course
that one, from what I gatheryou've heard the same thing.
She's strapped to a board andshe's got all all these
different guys and they'reputting their dicks in every
opening.
She's got Inside any hole, earhole, in her nostrils, in her
mouth, the vajayjay and up thewilly wonka.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
That's not right.
But that's okay, we'll let herget away with that that's a lot
of dicks on you.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
There.
She's freaking out and got sickand, of course, piss Diddy, the
whole time sitting with a towelover himself playing with his
little diddy Little diddy, youknow, I think I've heard of many
me and Piss Diddy's got littlediddy.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I think I've probably heard enough.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
That's freak off number 2085.
Do you notice that she's gotnumbers on each freak off?
She's recalling them by number.
Now how many did she's done?
So I ain't done yet, okay, ohwell, let's say it one more time
in there, because because let'ssee where we go.
Okay, all right, more testimonycassandra at the pistody trial
(16:27):
in the legal audio that we paymoney for.
So I hope you guys enjoy.
Yes, sir, you're in the back.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
No, I was just going to say don't forget who we are,
the canceled radio guys, andthis is why we would have got
canceled.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Because we're laughing.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I can't stop laughing at this woman.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
but I'm laughing at this testimony because I can't.
I'm just picturing your mind,yeah.
Anyway, I'm laughing at thistestimony, because I can't, I'm
just picturing your mind, yeah,anyway, one more piece of audio
from the testimony.
Okay, cassandra, once againpissed at a trial.
Uh, more live audio from lastweek.
Okay, uh, go ahead and rollthat.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Well, this one just gives me the most nightmares.
Freak off number 2011.
So the sicko calls it thegolden shower.
Freak-off number 2011.
So the sicko calls it thegolden shower.
To lay there naked with somestrange paid sex worker and he
was to sprinkle me head to toewith a golden shower.
(17:21):
I thought, oh how nice.
Finally, that's not going toviolate me.
I thought he's going tosprinkle me with gold flakes and
sparkly water, which I love, bythe way.
Then he said open my mouth, butdon't swallow.
What Does he think?
I'm Jewish, the thing I know.
(17:43):
See this hard stream ofwhatever is hitting me and it
gets close to my head.
I notice a stank.
Then he's screaming in my mouthand then he tells his dad to
get a straw.
Drink it out my mouth, oh God,it's juice of hell.
(18:04):
No, and that made me flinch andI swallowed this damn pee-pee.
And then he goes nuts.
He's playing with the moleunder his hand towel.
Take a pill with the baby oil.
Give me, I don't know, 200bottles of mouthwash.
Now what, oh God?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Whoa.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
She turned into the Haktua girl You're crazy Boo-ing
.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Our program has just turned into something completely
.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
We are just totally white trash.
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, we all knew they did say in the news about
the pissing in the golden shower.
They wouldn't give details.
Okay, right, he had her openher mouth.
This guy pissed in her mouthand told the guy to get a straw
and drink it, which he refusedto do, and she flinched and then
she swallowed all the urine.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well, any consolation to a urine is sterile, so but
all the same, I wouldn't want todo that.
A urine is stale, and at leastthe body isn't sterile.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Have you ever tasted urine?
Have you ever drank your ownurine?
No, have you?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
No, well, hell no.
In other words, the answer tothat is no.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Maybe I was lost in the woods and had no water.
Then you have to wind updrinking your own urine just to
have hydration.
I guess that's different,that's different.
Well, that's survival.
Yes, this is the golden shower,whee.
Oh gee, that's what Trump doesright, it's the same.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I thought he was in for that in Russia.
Excuse me try that again.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
So that's all we got.
Yeah, that's it.
That's all we got, that's allwe could afford.
I thought I could sneak out.
So there's four bits of audiotestimony from Cassandra's
testimony at the Pistity trialand testifying about four
different types of freak-offs.
What was it?
The reverse Oreo okay.
There was the doggy style witha real dog okay.
(20:15):
There was the bondage thingfill up every hole you have on
your body.
That was different.
And, of course, the one thatdidn't make the news, with no
details, but we got details,which is the golden shower.
The only difference is betweenPistidi and R Kelly.
R Kelly, well, he used his ownpiss, I mean, but here Pistdy
(20:36):
had some one piss for him.
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, okay, so I like that enough.
They probably want some more.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So yeah, I don't have , we don't have any more audio,
so that's it.
So hope you guys enjoyed thatand if you're out there laughing
like we are then you belong,subscribe and listen to the sick
shit we do every week all right, oh my god, yeah don't forget,
subscribe, subscribe.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I need a shower.
Yeah, really, after that I dofeel good, god, I, I, you know,
I mean I, I, I think, I just Ithink I feel bad for her, you
know do too.
I do.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Having to recount that stuff in a courtroom is
tough enough as it is.
It probably helps to know thefact that there's supposed to be
no audio out there.
Sorry, oops, this week we'lltry to get some video.
Oh my gosh, we're going to bewalking out in handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
How'd you get this shit.
That'll be on TMZ next week, soyou'll be.
We got audio.
They don't.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Girls and boys Radio.
Guys strike again.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Been a while, but I think we really hit the pay.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
dirt May not be the right phrase, but I hope you
guys enjoyed that, so we'regoing to move on.
Let's move on to something notdisgusting Trump, oh crap.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Don't go down.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
He just came back from the Middle East and you
know he went to Qatar.
Is that how you pronounce it,qatar?
Is that how you pronounce it?
Qatar, qatar, qatar, qatar.
Qatar, Like the stuff you bringup in the morning you know he's
going to make deals which reallybenefits more him and his
family, more than anybody elsein the country, but he goes.
Qatar is going to be buyingbillions of dollars worth of
(22:22):
Boeing jets from us.
Are they stupid?
I mean, they're giving awaythese luxury planes, they're
getting Boeing jets.
They're going to fall apart andcrash.
That's probably a pretty decentdeal, but he took the $400
million plane.
That's probably a pretty decentdeal, but he took the $400
million plane.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
If you don't know.
It's sitting in an.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Air Force base in San Antonio, texas.
Okay, yep and people going.
It's just not like the AirForce goes.
We have to strip it and toreconfigure it so it's a
protective plane One.
It protects him against youknow certain, you know weapons.
It has all the communicationstuff on there where he can
things get in?
But things can be broadcast out.
You can't pick up and listen.
He says by the time it's allready to go, he'll be done in
(22:59):
office, maybe not.
That third term coming in theresomewhere.
He's going to figure it outright.
So I'm not leaving until I getthat damn plane.
And why did they give him theplane?
You know why?
Think about it, Because theywanted to get rid of it.
They've had that thing for salefor five years, since 2020.
Nobody will buy it.
(23:20):
No person will buy it.
No country will buy it.
They're going we got us asucker.
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Well, was it Vijay Vance?
What was it?
Kj Vijay K Jelly?
What is it?
You don't know who your vicepresident is.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
No, and I don't care.
Take Redneck, okay.
How about JD, jd, jd.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Vance, why don't they just give it to him and put
some lawn furniture in there,tack him down with some Velcro
or something, and away you go.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
They can fly that plane and go.
When he does one of his visitsto the Pope, yep, jd sees the
Pope.
Jdc's Pope dies.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
He's going to see the new Pope.
He did, he did.
Yeah, at least he didn't diethis time.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You've got to think about this.
Though Trump gets the $400million plane.
It's in Texas.
They're going to figure outwhat to do.
Whether they're going to do itor not, I think it'd be better
if he just built a brand new AirForce One, if we need one,
because that way it's made inAmerica made by.
Americans and paid for byAmericans, and it's just
constructed from the beginningby Americans.
(24:24):
Why would we not do that?
So it's 40 years old.
I'm sure the inside is veryluxurious.
I mean, it's a flying fortressman, Come on.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
They're going to pull the one that they gave to them
apart.
It's a total waste of money.
The only thing they canprobably use again might be I
don't know the wheels Well thinkabout this.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
okay, so he's got a $400 million new plane.
They're going to spend millionsto configure it so it can
become an Air Force One.
Money, money, money.
So he's spending all this moneyaccepting these big gifts, but
what are we stuck with?
We can only have three dolls,Ten pencils and three dolls, but
he can get all this stuff forhimself.
(25:04):
That's our president.
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Thank you, sir.
I think we should get intomusic now, not yet One more
thing.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You've got to know this Florida, which still has a
death penalty, put people todeath.
They put to death an inmatelast week.
He was known as the Casanovakiller.
Probably killed maybe 20,25-plus people across the
country, but, of course, likeTed Bundy, the guy in Florida
and they executed him last weekin Florida, his name was Glenn
Rogers.
Okay, and, as you know, he getshis last meal.
(25:33):
I'm not sure what that was, butusually you get a chance to
make a statement.
Some do, some don't.
You would think that he may go.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to my victims, I'msorry, god forgive me.
I love my family, somethinglike that.
He said none of that.
You know what he said.
This is his last words.
Okay, ready, he goes.
I agree, and last week, yes,sir, he goes.
(25:55):
President Trump, keep makingAmerica great.
Thank you, I'm ready to go.
He killed him.
Pull the lever.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I like a good week for Trump.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I got a new plane, you got a death of RMA going.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
You got my blessing, so you know, here in South
Carolina, they, they, we had.
We just had an execution.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Oh, you had one too.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, by firing squad .
The last one they had.
They screwed up with themedication for the lethal
injection.
I remember that.
Yeah, okay.
So now this guy now comes upfor comes up again.
You know, he's like yournumber's up pal.
Come on and say, well, I thinkI'll have by firing squad this
(26:44):
time.
And apparently they fucked thatup too.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
They somehow managed, he shoots you like three shots
in the heart shoulder exactly.
You're in a gun state.
You think you know how to aim adamn gun shots in the heart or
the shoulder.
Exactly, you're in a gun state.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
You think you know how to aim a damn gun, okay.
Well, the other thing was theysaid that they heard chatting
and laughing right before theypulled the trigger.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Hey, watch this you mean they didn't kill him,
seriously, they didn't kill him.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
They said it took them a minute to die.
Which is quite a long time.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Probably deserved it.
What the heck right you can putthe death penalty for a reason.
Okay, he did kill two people.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Bye-bye.
I love that the cast of thisguy killed 25 plus people and
his last words are PresidentTrump doing a great job.
Okay, ready to go Fry me?
G-g-g-g-g-g.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
They did an injection on him and they got it right.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
He was gone, Pissed himself and he was dead.
That was it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Perfect Golden showers again.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Everywhere you go, the canceled radio guys.
We come from music Before wegot into being obnoxious radio
hosts, and so what are welistening to this week?
I know what you're listening to, I have it right here.
Castillo always picks shit eachweek, so here's what he's
listening to this week.
Am I right?
We can't see it?
Oh, because of the thing.
Okay, how about that?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Oh, Flashdance Never anything current I will go first
.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Let me go first.
I picked this artist months ago.
Everyone's going, who's that?
I picked Loli Young Messy.
She has a new song out.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Loli Young is my what I'm listening to once again
Loli Young.
The song is called One Thing.
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Roll it.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh shit, what are you doing?
Play the damn song.
(28:49):
Another gold record for yourstruly.
Thank you, good pick.
The lyrics are great.
Yes, it is.
Oh, you're Good pick.
I think so.
The lyrics are great.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yes, see the video.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
The video's fine, you see it sounds like watching a P
Diddy freak off the video.
So does the song.
You heard the lyrics right, soyou know what's going on.
Yes, exactly, oh, young'shaving a freak off.
Okay, so we'll just stick tothe theme we're doing this week.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
This will not be on Radio 1.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
No question, here comes the big question Costello,
what are you listening to thisweek?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Well, I'll just go ahead and play it, if I can.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
That'll be a miracle.
Go ahead.
What are you listening to thisweek?
Well, let's see.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Oh same thing I'm listening to yeah, amazing, here
we go.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Hurricane, hurricane, hurricane.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Hurricane, hurricane.
Thank you, costello, let megive it to Costello.
Actually picked a decent song,holy crap.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Thank you, thank you.
Feeling okay, I'm still inshock after.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Spit it out.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Come on, no, no, no man.
The whole world's gone crazy.
I'm going with it.
Where did you?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
find that song at it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
That was on YouTube actually.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I kept scrolling around until I found something I
had never heard of.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
And what did they call it again?
The what.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
The.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Cannons, the Cannons, dang, I get that.
Good job, costello.
Yeah, yeah, we can leave on ahappy note.
Yeah, we can.
Thanks for hanging out on ourDirty Podcast.
This week I picked a dirty song.
We had dirty audio from, youknow, from Cassandra.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Thank you, Cassandra.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Cassandra's got her camera on.
That means she's on part of thepodcast now because we're
looking at her.
There she goes.
Some strange white woman justpopped into the podcast.
Is that your sister?
Who's that?
That's hilarious, that's funnyMust be Costello's sister.
(30:57):
We got to run guys, we'll fire aCostello's sister.
We gotta run, guys, gotta run.
So Squealing this week goes toPistitti and even though there's
a long way going to trial, Ithink we can safely say he's
done and we can cancel him.
Pistitti is gone.
He's gonna spend the rest ofhis life in prison, like R Kelly
.
So Pistitti's cancelled,goodbye.
We'll hear more testimony.
We'll get some more audio.
We'll have it for you on theshow.
(31:18):
Okay, promise all right.
So squeal out to Pissed Idiots.
Squeal, buddy.
This time you get on the floorlike a dang dog, get it.
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