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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we are, ladies
and gentlemen, the National
Penciled Radio guys.
It's the waves again.
Here we are.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Ben started getting I
have.
Yeah, he's getting, he'shelping his own fucking world
here I started a couple of hoursago.
He's helping his own world.
Over there, he's talking tohimself, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh well, yeah, A lot
of that goes on around here, ah.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Apparently.
So All right, ready, here we go.
Hey, hey, this is Chris.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hey, chris Costello,
here, how you doing.
Happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, Costello's
broadcasting from Boondock,
South Carolina today, and I'm inLas Vegas, so we're worlds
apart.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Worlds apart, it is.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
And culture and
pretty much everything.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And just about
everything yes.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Let me try to get
ready to get my South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Let me get my neck to
turn red.
Get your red neck going.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm doing my best I
want to apologize.
We've got this same showdiscrepancy as we always have
had for quite a while the Chrisand Costello show.
He's got this really expensivemicrophone.
When he talks he's got hisvoice like never before he turns
the microphone off, just so youfolks know he sounds like this
(01:23):
he turns on that super duper bigdick microphone and he sounds
like this he turns on thatsuper-duper big-dick microphone.
He sounds like he does now Me.
I have here this is the Amazonspecial.
I thought it was pretty good,mike.
Apparently not.
You can hear when you hear thisI thought I'd give me a little
tin can here.
And then there's me over hereto see Chris over here.
This is the last week, I justwant to mention that.
(01:46):
So I did break down and buy theCostello microphone the one he
has and the Costello board thatit plugs into.
So next week's show won't beequal, I guess in my.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hopefully excuse me,
I'm in micro, right.
Hopefully Excuse me, I've gotto turn on the light here
because the sun's gone down youdon't hope so.
You like the fact that you likethat microphone discrepancy.
Man, this is an issue with yourather than it's not going to
hear it all the time You'regoing, move your mic closer.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It sounds kind of
tinny and you go.
Is this my microphone?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
nah, I'm not even
sure you're going through your
microphone right now.
I think you might be goingthrough the camera.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You get this guy in
front of him, you get the big
stand for him.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You get it right
there right there next to his
mouth, maybe chewing a coupletimes during the show well, you
know what, if you're going todance with a big voice, you got
to have the toys.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I guess so.
So I have ordered the toys, soI'll be on an equal plane with
you next week.
I can't wait to hear what itsounds like.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Well, that and also,
we'll have new backgrounds too,
or at least I will, and maybeyou can turn the camera on.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'll put it on.
If we get that new logo thing,I'll pop that baby right behind
me.
You, betcha, or I can turn mysun lamp on like you just did.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Those three quarters
of your face is lit.
The other is in shadow.
Well, it's yeah we have thebest technical qualities in this
show Audio problems, Lightproblems.
There we go.
It's looking like there we go.
So you see the Kmart show goingon today.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
There we go.
How's that?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
That's good.
I'm surrounded in darkness now,you know.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Your parents have
more hair, so it's good.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I need a haircut.
I don't want to sleep.
A haircut, Okay Well, otherwiseI don't want to sleep here.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
A haircut okay.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well, otherwise, if I
don't keep it real short, it
just goes bushy anduncontrollable.
Well, I was thinking, did?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
you come out here and
let's do a transplant on you.
Well, I did come out, put onsome extensions.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I did come out there.
I was out there two weeks agofor like eight hours.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You came on your
schedule.
You didn't come on the surgeryschedule to get a hair
transplant.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I know why, cause
you're no, I had nothing you
have to.
You have to.
You have to argue with Alisonabout about.
You know about that because sheshe did a surgery anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
She had you in one
night.
Out the next morning I'm goingokay, well, hey you know what?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I gotta turn this
light down a bit.
It's really getting gettinginto my there.
We go get this shit worked outbefore the show.
I mean, what's wrong with?
Well, the sun's gone down, soit's.
It's uh, wow, really bright.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But there you go,
okay here's a scary thing night
time in col, columbia, southCarolina.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It is kind of scary.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm listening for
gunshots.
I'm listening for gunshots.
I can't hear you kid Comingsoon.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Sooner or later
you'll hear it.
Or you know, if we all getreally quiet and I open all the
windows, you'd hear all thesirens going off.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh, that'd be great.
Woo, woo, woo, there's a good'teat cheap advertisement in.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You know you ate when
you were out here, right, we
don't have that here.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But when you were
here, didn't you eat at Apollo
Local?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh God, 30 years ago.
Yeah, 30 years ago.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You didn't live here
30 years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I did what in Vegas?
Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Hasn't been 30 years
since you've lived here, Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
no, it hasn't, and I,
no, I didn't.
I ate that a couple of timesand I thought the portions were
so small.
The chickens were barely out oftheir egg when they slaughtered
them, so I.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Out of a lunch
portion.
It's like enough to last me fortwo freaking days.
So I guess they've changed.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't know.
I think they must've done.
They've got bigger chickens.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We all find them
pretty good, so I'm trying to
get a response to the show.
So therefore, el Polo Loco.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
El Polo Loco.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
yeah, bringing you
the chicken, it's better than
Del Taco, it's El Polo Loco.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You know what?
Now we know what came first thechicken or the egg?
El Polo Loco.
Yeah, exactly, preciselyTalking of that, should we try
that.
We've got a problem, apparently, across the country.
We've got a big problem.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
If you remember not
to make this political because I
don't want to, but he broughtit up during the campaign Trump
did he can't afford eggs.
When I get in there, everybodygets eggs.
You get them at the right price.
Okay, he's in there.
Of course he's going to blameit on the prior administration.
That's what they do and Iexpect that.
But one you can't find eggsanywhere.
There's a shortage.
(06:31):
And two, if you can find eggs,it's over 11 bucks a dozen.
Okay, what I know.
If you go to Costco and stuff,you can get them for like five
bucks, but you have to buy 14dozen.
Okay, so they get five bucks adozen.
That's a lot of eggs you eat ina short period of time.
You don't want to be aroundthat.
Egg bound Nothing worse than astinky egg fart, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh, that's, very true
, nasty.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Sulfuric Nasty.
Let's see if we can find outwhy there's a shortage for eggs
for one and two, why all of asudden they cost so much money.
I don't know, let's find outwho are we calling.
Who are we calling?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well, you know what I
made this call and hopefully
he's still there Bill Bell,gentleman from the Bill Bell
from the Brown Egg Association.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
He's up in middle
America.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
He is, he is.
Let's see if he's still there,shall we?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Old American chicken
farmer.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, that was
interesting, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
They may have wiped
out a few chickens because of
the bird flu.
I could have something to dowith the shortage.
We'll find out.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Bill Bell.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Bill Bell.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Eggman Wisconsin.
I'll be going home for dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
He probably has.
He did say to call after 4.30,so you know.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh, that's after 4.30
for you.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Welcome to our
voicemail system.
You are reading the mailbox of1-0-0-2 at the tone.
Please record your message whenyou have finished recording
press.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh well, Never mind
why did you cut that off?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I was going to leave
a message.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Want me to call him
back.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Well, since, there's
a voice, we'll give the heavily
fun Kristen Costello message.
No, why didn't you hit thatbutton and cut us off?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
All right, be that
way and cut us off, all right.
Be that way, maybe pause back.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
No, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
This is true.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
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voicemail system.
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Please record your message.
When you have finishedrecording, press pound or simply
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Speaker 1 (08:56):
Hey Bill Bell.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Bill Bell.
This is Kristen Costello.
Our podcast is on live rightnow To listen to your message
press 2.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's all we get.
Apparently, that's it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Leave a message Six
seconds later.
Do you like your message?
Push 1.
If you don't, they're justtrying to save it.
By the way.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Let's get rid of it.
There we go.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I thought we could
leave a decent message, but no.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Well, I try.
What can I say?
Well, that was our show.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It was not.
It's just a part of our show.
It's a small, wee portion ofthe show just a little bit
talking of shows.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Did you happen to
watch um the snl um tribute?
50-year tribute to snl music Idid, I loved it ah, what did
that?
Beginning the beginning montage.
It was about 20 minutes longand the best music editing I
think I've ever seen.
It was really impressiveStunning.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
You don't remember
all the guests they've had on
there, it's just all differenttypes.
It was really awesome.
It was great Behind-the-scenesstuff with Mick Jagger.
It was just great fun.
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It was brilliant,
brilliant, especially Rage
Against the Machine.
It's like you're going to makeus do what now.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
They had them on with
who?
That Steve Forbes guy, who wasrunning for president a few
years ago, the most straightconservative guy you can meet,
and he's going.
Ladies and gentlemen, rageAgainst the Machine.
That's a weird match there andit didn't fit at all.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
That's a weird match
there and it didn't fit at all,
and this is, of course, justright after they've had a fist
fight literally on the stagebecause they wanted to take the
American flag and drape themover their amplifiers upside
down, which is a sign ofdistress, at least nautically it
is anyway.
So you can't do that to ourflag.
Well, they featured your hero.
(11:03):
Artist.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Sinead O'Connor and
the controversy she caused.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh yeah, I remember
that.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I saw a picture of
the Pope and ripped it up on
live TV and I was, oh my.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
God.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
But I forgot how
really pretty and talented she
was and, like they said, herstatement she was making.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
She was she was right
on the money.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
She was right on the
money, yeah.
Yeah, she was right on themoney?
She was right on the money.
Yeah, some Catholics, maybeabout five of them, maybe a
couple of priests, theyinterrupted their time with the
altar boys.
But you know, it was okay, itwas good to see that again,
because when you look at it now,years later, it just seems so
tame, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh, absolutely.
And I happen to notice ElvisCostello in there.
I mean, how can you?
You're banned.
You'll never work here again,ladies and gentlemen.
Elvis Costello, that's right,we got nobody, okay.
Elvis Costello, cool.
He's doing a nationwide tourthis year of all his first three
(12:06):
albums, which, in my opinion,were his best, his best work.
So he's dusting all that offand taking it out on the road.
It's like brilliant.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
So that early work
got our attention.
You know the main ElvisCostello album.
Did your name say Costello?
Yes, he's coming here to Vegas.
He's coming here four timesthis year.
He's playing the to Vegas.
He's coming here four timesthis year.
He's playing the.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Palms.
If he's doing that, you shouldgo.
You should go.
Or maybe I'll tell you what wecould do, not four times.
I'll find out how much it is.
There are about $100 ticketshere.
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Okay, here the
tickets start at $65.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh really, it's a
bigger venue.
Oh man, I'll have to look intothat.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
He's playing here at
2,500 seat auditorium.
That means every seat's goingto be pretty decent, but they
start at $65, go up to like $450.
And if there's a big demandI'll go higher.
You know how it works here inVegas, but that's the ticket
crisis for now.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
It might be worth a
plane trip.
Go and take Allison and maybe,if you're in town, you'd come
too.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
You come out, we'll
get you a hair transplant.
You see Elvis Costello in thefront row with all those scabs
on your head while you'rehealing.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Nice, that sounds
lovely.
I have it really good you knowServe your next show.
That'd be fun.
It should be, but yeah, that'ssomething in that SNL show.
That's about the third one I'vewatched.
I think I watched one on theairplane coming back from Hawaii
.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
There's a lot of them
for the 50th anniversary and
the big 50th anniversary show iscoming up.
It's going to be in primetime,it's like a two- three-hour
event, so it should be a lot offun.
But that music thing, man,that's one of those shows that
was so good.
I want to watch that again.
I want to watch that again.
You know he shows you feel thatway about, but that one I'm
just wow, I want to see thatagain.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'm trying to
remember who else he had.
Who else got banned?
Well, rage against the machineand who else, who else?
It didn't happen that often,but when it did it was like Ooh
mostly it was like bickeringbackstage and stuff you know.
And they didn't know Sinead wasgoing to do that anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
They had no idea yeah
yeah.
It's like Lord Michael's ghost.
I'm having alarms going off inmy head.
It's like holy crap, you know,but it went away after a couple
weeks and as time goes on,wasn't a big deal.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
As time goes on, she
was right anyway.
You know, the best thing aboutthat show is it had hardly any
of Chevy Chase on there.
Of course he's not musical.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
They don't like him.
They hate the guy.
He's an ass now.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He is an ass.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
He got older and
turned into an ass.
I don't know if he was.
He was only on one year anyway,first year.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well, you know he
bought the rights to all that
just by the way, to watchSaturday Night Live.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
He owns half of it or
something.
Are his parents on there orsomething?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Well, I was working a
movie in Vegas it was Vegas
Vacation, from National Lampoon,right and of course he was in
that and I was talking toBeverly D'Angelo, who's his wife
in the movie Sweet woman,lovely, lovely, yeah, lovely
woman, and we're talking abouther brother, who was a jazz
musician.
(15:22):
And I just made the statementand you know we were talking and
cutting up and having a laughand people were laughing and
everything.
And I said, you know, I said Idon't mind jazz, I can, I prefer
it live.
I don't, I wouldn't put on analbum of jazz.
But I think, you know, jazz isjust something you've got to
feel, you've got to be there.
And on my left-hand side Isuddenly hear this voice going
(15:45):
well, that's a complete load ofshit and I go.
It was Chevy Chase.
What a movie that could havebeen, yeah.
And I just turned around and Ilooked at him and said I'm not
talking to you.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
There's some small
clubs here in Vegas that play
jazz over at the Tuscan and theyhave this, really some nice,
really beautiful Filipino singerin there who sings with it.
It's just good, it's just goodfun.
Like you said, hearing somesection of it live is great, but
you get good jazz here live inVegas, which you don't get in a
lot of cities.
So we're lucky, we're lucky.
(16:20):
Let me tell you what was not solucky.
It's like this freakiest thingI found out yesterday.
Okay, so we know we're outthere, our show's on x, we're on
tiktok, mainly on youtube atthe moment.
You know we're just, we're justdominating those areas.
But freaking tiktok man, it'sjust like you know, so many
people depend on it and theywere just having a heart attack
when it was banned for all of 48hours in his back.
(16:42):
It's like a podcast.
There's any type of show youwant to do out there and some of
it's kind of scary.
The girlfriend of one of theguys who works here.
He goes to that damn lady and,Jesus Christ, go ahead, get your
show back, Get out of yoursystem.
Go ahead, I'll get the sponsor.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Go ahead, your
girlfriend's.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
You gave me an
opening to do it.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Excuse me, let me.
I know, I know I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to get it tolook good.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Go back in a show, my
God man.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Well, the lights
changed since we started.
Now the sun is gone.
Yeah, that's better, come onSurely.
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
So and I thought this
was a joke.
Okay, this woman turned me onto go listen.
She pops in there, I think,just to get the losers on at a
hard time.
These people are in therearguing and I just went.
They're kidding, but they'redead serious.
Some on there think the worldis round and they're arguing
with other people who stillthink the world is flat.
(17:51):
I'm going bullshit and then I'mlistening and they're arguing.
These guys don't have any work.
They're living in Mommy andDaddy's basement, I guess, and
they don't say it's 24-7.
I mean, she's listening to them.
Last night it's like 11 pm.
I ended up this morning at 6.30, and they're still on there.
You know, I heard I justimproved the world this flat.
(18:16):
You don't know what the hellyou're talking and they're dead
serious.
What the hell?
And I'm looking at how manypeople are on there doing this
thing and part of theconversation arguing about it,
and I've heard a bigger bunch offreaking losers in my life.
It's scary.
It's like 1980 new podcastdownloads per week in this
(18:37):
country.
I'm going talking about what?
And stuff like this.
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Investories,
scientific stuff.
I still think the world is flat.
You know bullshit, you know I'mjust going.
Oh, all these people who sailaround the world.
They stop and turn around andcome back.
I mean, no, that's why it's thesame thing around the world.
And you get suckered into it.
You start arguing with thesepeople.
I couldn't take it anymore, so Igrabbed her.
She walked away for a minute soI grabbed her phone, I hit the
(19:06):
mute off or whatever.
I went.
You people are the biggestbunch of numb-numb hoosers I've
had in my life.
I was like who the fuck is that?
I said listen to yourself.
What the hell's wrong with you?
They have.
Here's the thing they have.
There's no women on there.
Okay, you'll wonder why, exceptfor what they call female
(19:27):
trolls who are looking for guys.
I'm going, these are guys.
You see, the women are theugliest group of skanks I've
ever seen, but it's like thecategory belong to you.
There's women who desperatelywant to meet a guy.
So they go on this thingthinking well, these guys, they,
they there's no, they've neverhad a woman before.
They, if they did, maybe onetime their whole life.
So they know they're easypickings.
(19:49):
You know they're thinking oh,maybe they got some money or
something.
No, they don't even work.
How do you have time to be onthat stupid TikTok thing 24-7?
I mean, I'm not kidding, it'sactually there.
I'm going to get the name of itand I'll put it up and share it
.
You might click on it anytimeand listen to this shit.
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
So I noticed this
woman who's on there.
She's a partner of where I work, really pretty girl, and so she
goes on and they all go.
Oh, because they don't have anywomen, except for the ones who
are just trying to maybe meetguys for money or whatever.
She starts arguing with them,just for fun and stuff.
They go oh, she's into doingthis stuff.
She'll tease them and go like,but the thing is, this could be
(20:30):
an interesting thing for us guys, but you're bald and stuff, I
don't hang around bald guys.
They go, what do you, what canwe do?
And they go you should go getthis place and get get a hair
transplant.
Then maybe we could, maybe wehave a, maybe talk, have a
future together.
And these people flying in allover the country here.
(20:53):
From this TikTok show.
What did you freaking geniusfor doing this?
Because they're losers lonely.
Here comes an attractive womanjust saying well, if you go get
some hair then maybe we'll seewhere we go from there Booking
it.
That's great, we probably.
Just I checked, probably inbusiness from that show of
(21:15):
losers a little bit over $hundred thousand bucks in
business really hello wow, nokidding I mean they're stupid
and and she goes and plays themall.
I mean you know, I mean itdidn't start that way
intentionally.
She's got into listening to it,dude, this looks like fun and,
as you realize what they're allabout, just start throwing that
part and then she goes time outfor a quick commercial break.
You know if commercial break?
(21:37):
I just had a guy in here twodays ago getting a full beard.
She said you look like a baby.
I want a man who looks mature.
Get some facial hair.
You can do that.
Yeah, of course.
Eyebrows, beards, everything.
Put it on your back, your legs,your butt, wherever you want.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
On the end of my nose
.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Do that too.
Have a gay couple.
We had a gay couple come inabout five years ago, right, and
they both did really nice headsof hair.
I'm just going looking goodguys, what can we do for you?
He goes.
Well, we've been together for awhile and things are getting
kind of routine and boring so wethought maybe mix it up a
(22:18):
little bit.
We both aren't hairy guys.
So we thought one of us gotsome chest hair, it'd be kind of
fun.
I went, I'd be kind of fun, sogo for it.
So we did big chest hair andbasically looks like austin
powers.
Now you know, so they come inprobably a year later.
Here's the guy with like hair.
Yes, or go up his neck and shitthere, because you know, and he
was growing, you can put AustinPowers to shame Like, oh yeah,
(22:39):
just change your leg length.
This is so great because lookat this thing, this is wonderful
.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Can I have my back
done too?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Probably next.
Yeah, earlier this year we didanother chest hair, different
guy, different stories.
It was a personal thing and I'mgoing sure it is.
And then we did a leg hair.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Leg hair.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Interesting.
I said please explain that tome.
What the hell would you wantthat for?
And he goes look, I got thesewhite pasty legs.
I get excited every spring.
Hey, I get to put shorts on andgo out and everyone goes, hey,
what are you doing?
Are you shaving your legs orwhat?
Yeah, you're whistling.
And so I just did a fewsprinkles of some leg hair.
So I looked like a normal guywith some leg hair and I thought
(23:26):
, well, the reason is sound.
I guess there's a lot ofreasons people come in here.
So we did that too.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So this is the
original canceled radio guys
Bought to you by.
You've got hair problems.
Come see Bailey.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, I just have to
say you can't make this shit up.
That TikTok thing just freaking, blew me away.
I know like with podcasts,there's just so much stuff out
there and topics can be reallyweird you know, because everyone
can do a podcast if they wantto.
It doesn't mean nobody's goingto listen to it or it's not
going to go anywhere.
I mean, usually they do thoseweird topics like that.
They'll do maybe four episodesand then they're gone.
(24:02):
Then the next one comes on andthey just go, go, go.
They won't listen to podcastsor Dateline stuff.
They extend the mysteries,People like that stuff.
You know, so I can see that theRogan thing is still big out
there.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
You know, just by the
way, Rogan has a microphone
like this, so you will haveRogan.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Well, I explain it.
I've heard him talk on the showand it sounds like your
microphone.
Here I am.
Hey, let me tell you about thechest hair guy.
Okay, he can't do that show hebleeds that shit.
They think the world is flat.
Sadly, Last week it soundedlike a tin can compared to
(24:42):
Costello there.
I think it's just worth.
We should just go on and spendsome time, just, you know,
browse through TikTok and justfind whatever weird crap is out
there.
Just join it and listen and seewhat the hell they're talking
about.
It's really scary.
These people are freakinglonely nuts, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Mm-hmm, and we know
which way they voted too.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Before that outlet?
Where would they go to disputethis crap?
I mean, you know, and theirpassion, their argument?
You don't know what you'retalking about.
That doesn't prove the world'sround.
You don't know it's flat, italways has been.
They're bullshitting it.
That it's round.
I'm going, God dang it.
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I'm looking at a
picture from the moon of the
Earth, and it's like this NowPeople have sailed around the
world.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
We've sent people up
in space and they get to look at
the Earth from space it doesn'tlook flat to me and they orbit
around the world.
They have arguments it's agovernment conspiracy.
They want us to think that it'sround when it's really flat.
I would go why would thegovernment want us to think that
it's round instead of flat?
What's the advantage of that?
(25:53):
I'd have to jump in and call abunch of stinking, lonely-ass
losers.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, you know what
this is from a page of.
I Told you.
So Our commander-in-chief hasdecided that he wants to run for
a third term.
He's already started.
Yeah, he already started.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
That would make him
82, 83 years old by the time
that happens.
Oh yeah, he already started.
That would make him 82, 83years old by the time that
happened.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
He'll be dead by then
.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Well, I don't want to
be.
He'll be dead in a couple ofyears.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
No, no, no, He'll be
dead.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
His dad lived to be
mid to upper 90s.
They get that longevity genegoing.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
You see what he eats.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
You see it, he's
moving around, he's fine.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
You know what he eats
?
All that garbage.
Yeah well, all that.
I mean he's got so manypreservatives in it that it's
probably preserving him.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Ah, that's the key.
Yeah, eat that processed meat.
Yeah, the preservatives Okay.
And also, if you turn thehamburger sideways, it's flat.
I beg to differ, let's go onTikTok and we'll do a show and
we'll argue about that.
Damn.
So, like I just told you rightthere, I don't spend enough time
(27:10):
going through all that crap onTikTok.
You know I usually do a deeperdive into it.
Besides the obvious, what'strending in videos and this?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
cute thing.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
There's some weird
shit in there, oh yeah, no doubt
there's more weird shit than Iever thought.
I mean people still arguingabout that and they're damn dead
serious and they do it 24-7.
Some guys sign up and go to bedand there's two other guys that
take their place and you keepit going.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, next time I get
really bored, I know what I'll
do then.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Well, I'm just saying
if you, the ladies you want to
hop onto, that, if you ever wantto do anything, you want to
sell them anything or give themto do anything, just go in there
.
You're attractive and just saywhat you want them to do and
damn it.
They'll do it.
They think they have a shot atyou.
They will do it.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
They'll do it.
Changing the subject now, Lastpart.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I was the nice lady
who said because when the guy
came up to the bridge, he goesdon't tell them.
Don't tell them I'm here anddon't tell them that you know
anything about it, becausethey're embarrassed by it.
Well, they freaking should beembarrassed by it, so we can't
say anything to them.
I don't know if it, so we can'tsay anything to them.
I know it's a TikTok patient ornot, you know, but we're not
allowed to say anything to them.
It's like a secret society.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Well, well, it's a
hundred thousand a year.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I can say there's
like a white guy flat, but you
know a black guy round, but youknow it's a flat round.
Okay, so you go ahead, got tobeat.
Okay, go ahead, got to beatthat stuff.
Go ahead, Be what I got there.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Go ahead.
Well, you can't really.
But you know we were talkingabout football.
Of course we got the Super Bowlcoming up and I said last week
when we did our last show thatI'll root for Philadelphia
because if anybody everybody, Ialways root for loses, they just
(29:00):
do, it just happens.
So unfortunately that went alittle awry, didn't it?
Philadelphia?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, you know, but I
couldn't help.
I can't not fake not wanting toroot for Buffalo, which I said
at the end of the year.
This is the year Buffalo's kindof going to do it.
There.
They are one game away, justlike they were last year at the
same time.
They lost by a field goal lastyear as well too.
They've lost four times in thatNFC Championship game to try to
(29:30):
get the Super Bowl.
I don't know.
Josh Allen, I think, is great.
It's got to be messing with hishead.
I mean, it's like he's rightthere on the brink.
All that hard work every yearand their team is good and they
fall one game short of gettingthere.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
It's got to be
fucking you up after that, like
Susan Lucci.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
And I think Josh will
finally do it.
It's just sad he's in his primeand he just can't get there.
I know how all the golfers feltwhen Tiger was at his prime.
No one can beat Tiger.
They're having great years, butcan't freaking beat Tiger,
Can't freaking top.
Brady.
Now they're his homies.
(30:13):
Having a guy like Josh Allenright there on the cusp, it's
just a shame.
It's the first time I've everseen him.
After a game like that, heusually gets up, he shakes hands
, he's walking off.
He's sitting on the bench thistime just sitting with his head
down, and I'm going.
He's finally in.
He's going.
What do I have to do?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
What is?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
this deal.
I don't know what I'm going todo this weekend.
No football, good, oh, he'sthere, oh, okay, so there is
football, okay.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
It's flag football
and other crazy little silly
games.
Oh.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I saw the flag
football thing.
That might be kind ofinteresting.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
They used to do this.
I guess in my real game theyalways didn't play hard because
they didn't want to get hurtbecause of the Pro Bowl, but at
least they were out there.
It was always in Hawaii so theHawaiians got to see the NFL
players.
They were great.
Players are happy they're inHawaii.
The locals are happy to getautographs and pictures and
stuff.
But, now it's like in Orlandooh is it, it's flag football.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
But I think Hawaiians
are still lucky because all the
football stars are there.
That's a shame.
I would have gone to Hawaii forthat.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
The question is is a
miracle?
Is a miracle?
Is a miracle that?
The question is is America,america by a sick of Patrick
Mahomes and the chiefs in, as inSuperbowl every year, it hit
the point where they're.
They're going, not them.
I got Jesus, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Well, I think this
would be their final year of uh
uh, of of being the darlings.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Homies, young guy man
, he's got many years ahead.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
No, I'm not saying
that he won't, I'm just saying
that you know people will betired of him by them going.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Oh yeah, it's like
you have Taylor Swift effect as
well, already too.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Well, it goes in
threes.
It's like you have a hit album.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, yeah, it's
great.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Can't wait for the
next one, and then the third one
comes on.
They just sold out Maybe anexcellent album.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
People are saying
football now is rigged, so I'm
going.
No, it's not rigged, so theymake history.
The Chiefs go ahead and win,which I think they will do.
This is a repeat of Super Bowl.
Two years ago was the Eaglesand the Chiefs and Chiefs beat
them Once again.
Every Chiefs game it comes downto the end very close game, but
Chiefs won.
So they'll want people then towin this year because that would
(32:28):
be something that's never beendone before winning three Super
Bowls in a row.
So after they win that they'veachieved the goals.
The next year people are goingto go.
Can we get Josh in there inBuffalo?
Somebody, anybody, you know.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I think it's probably
one more year.
You know what's going to happenis our shit-given-in-control is
going to have an executiveorder going.
Chiefs can't win, sorry.
Look, executive order.
See that I'll tell you what.
We'll take them all down to theGulf of America.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Gulf of America,
america, you may not be, around
to see you next year's SuperBowl once I deport you well, I'm
you laugh, but I have a friendwho told me he could, and he
could send you out of here, youa citizen.
No, get him out get out of here.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
How long you been
here, get out of here family's
on the news.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
He's lived here for
years.
He's worked here.
He's lived here for years.
He's worked here for years.
We've raised two kids here.
Don't give a crap, he's not anAmerican citizen.
Here he goes, yeah, get out ofhere.
Yeah, I think your only safething is because you're from
England.
You're not from Panama orNicaragua or Mexico.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I am the right lack
of color.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
You are, yeah, you're
an albinos, I think.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Oh no, not that bad.
A little bit of tan from Hawaii, tiny bit.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
If you go out in
public speaking Spanish, they'll
go show me your card.
Oh can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Because now the local
police God help us can now act
as ICE agents.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
But most cities are
refusing to do that.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Some cities, the blue
cities mostly.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Well in Denver,
they're not helping, they refuse
to help.
So ICE has to do it all ontheir own.
They've done it in Denverpretty hard the last couple of
days Vegas.
I haven't really heard too muchabout that happening.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Vegas is blue, so
you're good there.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
No you're in red.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
It's blue, isn't?
It Red is Trump, blue isliberal, okay, but I mean, the
basis of Vegas is blue, alwayshad been.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Trump came here after
he wanted to thank Vegas and
Nevada for voting him in,because they haven't voted red
in 20 years for him.
So he's going to go.
I'm going to get themimmigrants out of here.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Boy, I tell you what
they have a field day in Vegas,
jeez, I mean.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
So I'm not everyone's
expecting him because he wants
to do a favor back that.
He came to Vegas to keep hispromise he goes.
I promise you no tax on tips.
I just want to come say thankyou and I'll keep my promise.
Next promise is the Emiratesgroup here in South ICE.
Hasn't hit here in Vegas yet,but the local news says they
expect it to be some action endof this weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
You know, here's the
thing news says they expect it
to be some action into thisweekend.
Here's the thing.
See what they'll do is theysaid they have pictures of all
these immigrants on this planeand everything they said.
The plane never took off.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
What did they do with
it?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Did they put a plane
in the street?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Did they put them
back in the?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
desert, put them back
in lockup, I guess.
But that's the whole thing.
It's a conspiracy, it's a ruse.
So all the guys back in Panamaand Colombia and all those kind
of the country that is, they'reall going like, oh shit, america
, you can't go there anymore.
That's the idea.
(36:00):
Okay, that's what I think,because you can't deport 11
million people.
It's not possible.
And if you did, this countrywould grind to a halt very
quickly.
The economy would be totallyshot.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
They're going to do
it every day, one immigrant at a
time.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Okay, the local
government is saying here
they're giving people a warning.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
They're going
knocking the door on those folks
.
Don't answer If they don't havea warrant, don't let them in.
They're just saying do you haverights?
You don't have to like go.
Oh here, help me, take me out,take me out, you know.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh well, you asked
for it, I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
I know Costello was
hands behind his back.
God dang it.
I've been here three years SomeI was hands behind his back,
god dang it.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I've been here three
years.
Some bitch.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
I mean they were
Might bring my motorcycle with
me.
Been here for like two decadesplus.
Raise your families here, don't?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
care.
You never care.
It's four decades.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
They think you came
here illegally, but you still
did no, no.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I was here legally, I
just overstayed, that's all.
There's a big difference, butthey did try to deport me quite
a few times and I think I toldyou that story.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Let me find the ice
agent hotline.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
When I lived in West
Virginia, I got a bridge for you
in South Carolina Bridge inSouth Carolina, go get it, holy
shit, there's at least two of usno bridge in South Carolina,
unless they made a wrong turn orsomething.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
But you know what?
Here's the thing when I livedin West Virginia and shared that
house with Chaz which, just bythe way, for those who don't
know, chris and I used to worktogether many years ago, he was
my boss way back, way back whenand we had this other guy called
Chaz who was part of themorning zoo crew he wasn't he
was, but it was.
It was Chris's thing.
Anyhow, we rented a housetogether and many, many
(37:59):
interesting things happened.
But anyway, I finally got aphone and I looked up the phone
and I was getting these oddphone calls from people.
It turned out we had the Xnumber of the Secret Service in
Charleston, west Virginia.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Why would there be
Secret Service there anyway?
Well, who knows?
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
I mean you want a
place to disappear next to
Columbia, South Carolina,Charleston, West Virginia.
You can look right next tothere.
They're never going to look foryou there.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I'm sorry to be like
Chaz, who's disappeared in Texas
.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
No, I know exactly
where he is.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I know where he is.
But the quick question is whydoes he not speak to us?
What did you do?
What did you?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
do Me?
I think you still, yeah, butyou fired him the same day.
You fired me.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
I didn't fire you.
I took him every station I wentto, except for one of the last
ones I went to.
I didn't take him.
There was nobody open.
I had no need.
The staff was full.
I can't fire someone and bringhim in.
I think he pissed him off, Idon't know, so he wound up going
Could be Well.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
It's true.
It's true.
I think it was David Chandler,the GM, who fired me.
I think Exactly that's a longtime ago.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
David Chandler who
fired you.
He's a little country boy fromSouth Carolina, like where you
are, except he lives right belowyou.
Still, he lives down inCharleston.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, he does.
Oh, you all remember, we calledhim.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, that's what I
was going to say, you remember?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
when we got together
with Duke.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
It was funny because
we called this guy our old
gentleman and he goes well.
It's really good to hear fromyou guys.
Well bye.
Really short conversation.
It's good to hear from you guys.
Really good.
Yep, yep, I'm retired.
Have some fun out on the water.
Okay, well bye.
Well, he happened to hear fromus.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Oh well, you know
certainly his favorite DJ,
that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I think it's because
we have.
Doug on the phone.
He's going.
Oh, that's freaking, doug.
Good reminder, because in Marchis the Academy Awards, which
means in March is our annualDoke Awards and the dokes.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
We'll have to Explain
what the dokes are I'm going to
put up a picture Of the dokewhen we get to March.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
I can show it yet
twice, for all the fun.
When we get to March awardsseason, I'm going to hold up and
go.
This is the dope and peoplewill go.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Hey, you know what
we're about.
Time to wrap up now.
You know that.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh, thank you, I'm
sorry.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, well, you see
how it goes.
So of course, the originalcanceled radio guys radio show,
radio radio radio, brought toyou by Chris and Costello.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
A poronoko.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Hopefully a poronoko,
and if you're going to bend
over and take the squeal thisweek.
Dip shits in the TikTok channeland think the world is flat.
Give it to them, Do that.
Stick to it, right.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
We should almost
mention that the original Cancel
Radio guys is, of course,thought and conceived by Mr
Chris Bailey and Aiden Abedda,by myself, costello, and who we
produced by.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Chesney from Chesney.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Of course I was
forgetting.
I was doing that just to.
I was going to make a TaylorSwift joke in there, but it all
fell apart.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Never mind, I was
going to ask you about your tone
you bass if your microphonejust to linger a little bit
longer.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
My new microphone.
Well, you'll have one next week, I will have one next week For
you dipshits on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
You think you're on a
sweat?
Stick it, Squeal them.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Squeal them.
Here we go.
Squeal them Nasty, nasty and onthat note, that is goodbye,
chesney.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
You can turn it off
now what the fuck am I supposed
to do with that thing?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
what the, what the,
what the hell.