May 6, 2025 • 29 mins
This week, Chris and Costello dive into the wild world of pop culture, music (their favorites of the week), and more nonsense. From the rise of Teddy Swims to the ever-evolving Miley Cyrus, we break it all down. Plus, we’ve got unhinged stories from Florida, TikTok conspiracies about flat Earth, and a little fishing talk—because why not? Buckle up for another chaotic episode of unfiltered humor and hot takes!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Kristen Costello here, the original
cancelled radio guys.
Yes sir, well, we are originalbut we're not the original
anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Didn't you get the memo?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We're just cancelled radio guys now I know, I know
how many years have we beencancelled now.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, how many years have we been the original now?
Anyway, so there we are.
We are cancelled, but notoriginal.
So it's the cancelled radio.
Guys, look us up, you'll findus everywhere.
I just noticed something.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What is that on your headphones?
You got like a cushiony thingsticking out.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You got extra cushion , are your?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
ears sensitive.
Do you need some extra cushion?
That's how these come, man.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, pooky, I mean.
Well, they don't get all sweatynow either.
You see, this is good, becausethe ones rotted.
They just fell apart after likethree years.
Your ears sweat.
Well, yeah, I guess you sweataround them.
Well, something must have doneit.
Your ears sweat, okay, yeah,well, I mean, you sweat
everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I want to see you get some deodorant, get that
rolling stuff, put it rightthere in your ear.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, antiperspirant is what you would need.
Yeah, spread, I mean, you know,just taking them on and off,
and they just fell apart.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I just want to let you know, for the next week's
show and the week after, I'll bein Colorado.
Today You're still in Hickville, south Carolina.
Yeah, I'll be in Vegas.
So I said, if you're going tobe in Vegas, why don't you just
go out and do Vegas?
So I'm going to be live on thestrip, I'm just going to do it
next week.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
We're going to do it, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You can be sitting in the desk I have there.
I don't have all the nice ChrisStudio stuff down there that I
have here you have there inColorado, I understand, I'm just
going to hit the street man.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm going to hit the street.
How are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
it Addicts oh great, drunk people, sluts.
I'm going to hit them all Sluts.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Hello, you look like a slut, let me talk to you.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Are you charging the money for sex here?
You're going to slap.
I expect to get a couple ofthose.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'll be in my duck mode.
Well, I'll tell you what.
We can do that, but what willhave to happen is that you'll
have to record it and it'll haveto be.
I won't be able to.
How are we going to be able totalk to each other?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's not going to happen.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It'll work.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, like every other time we tried, I'll take
over the engineering on thisshow and take it away from you,
so it will work.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We'll do it On that one.
We'll do it.
We're going to do a test run.
Yes, I've just figured out howit can work.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, I just keep it in your head Next week while I'm
in Vegas, as you know, as I'llbe walking out there, live on
the strip.
It's going to be 78 to 80degrees.
It's going to be beautifulweather, nice and warm People
should be in good spirits.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I should get some good people.
I hope that should same thing.
Actually, they were havingdemonstrations in front of the
state capitol About what Aboutyour boy Trump?
Hey, my boy.
The layoffs and stuff, yeah,all the stuff he's doing.
And even the South Caroliniansare getting pissed.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh, I see he said I'm going to lower unemployment by
firing everybody that I can getmy hands on.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And we're going to make sure that everybody can eat
.
So the price of eggs is nowmore than tripled.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Elon's eating well.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I bet he is Right he is.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He's probably buying up all the egg producers, right
as we speak Because I'll bedoing my part of the show next
week from the Strip in Vegas.
The week after you should go todowntown Columbia and just see
if anybody just period walks by,if anybody's there.
That's what I'm saying.
Columbia and just see ifanybody just period walks by, if
anybody's there.
If I get somebody going to getthe DMV, I need to get my
license renewed.
That's about it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I do need to get my license renewed.
As it happens, mine's this yeartoo, I think.
I have a feeling that I don'tthink that both of us can be out
remote.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Somebody's got to be no, I'll do first and then the
following week you go out to thestreets.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh, I see, all right.
Okay, we'll see the canceledradio guys hit the streets.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'll be talking to some high-quality sluts and
you'll be talking to someredneck, some redneck sluts.
There you go, there you go heyyou.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You know, I thought I was thinking.
Are you thinking again, Jesus?
I will have to stop that Goahead.
What thought did you?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
have.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, I had this thought it was.
When I dropped off my dog tohis new owner and I told you
about right, the husband justsounded so gay and then I
realized it's not gay, it's justa South Carolinian accent.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's so they it's just the South Carolinian accent
.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
It's slow and it kind of taught that butter Instead
of say I'm going back to thehouse.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's like going back to the house, the house, the
house, the new house, house.
And they talk they still,especially on the Charleston way
.
They still like to wear pennyloafers and dockers.
They've been doing it for 50years down there and it's never
changed.
It's still going.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I like to dance to the Shag.
Yes, the Shag, yeah, god.
I had a friend who used to dothat.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
They used to play those old songs I love beach
music and stuff like that andthey'd go out and they'd have
Shag Night.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh, well, it might be fun.
I'll tell you what Piece ofhell is sitting at home watching
whatever's on TV.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Bill Dillon, the Rondells, were playing and
Bill's a friend of mine.
Before he passed he goes comeon up here, so I sang with him
on stage for a couple songs.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh really.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yep In tune, don't know Can you sing In my head, I
was in tune.
It probably he probably stillgoing to kill his mic.
Oh, I'm pretty sure that theydo that anyhow yeah.
But I had fun.
That was good, my big shagexperience there.
Speaking of music, we're goingthis week.
(05:28):
What do we listen to?
We pick a song, a piece eachweek that we think we'd like to
turn you guys on to.
That we think is pretty good.
Some are kind of obvious, maybesome are not.
What do we listen to this week?
We start with you, costello.
What are?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
you listening to buddy?
Hey man, this is great.
I love this band.
I've played this to you beforeand you've always said we can't
hear it, so hopefully this timeyou will.
It's a band called Bones Bones,bones Bones, uk.
That happens sometimes.
They had to put UK on thingslike specials same thing,
specials UK.
No, it wasn so.
(06:06):
They're Bones, so they're UK.
What's the song?
Anyway, this is about threeyears old.
It's called I'm Afraid ofAmericans.
I just thought it wasparticularly these two women.
Oh man, oh hot, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
But they're really, really, really, really good so.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Bones is a female band, all female, that's no male
drummer, let's hear it, man.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Now you've got me curious Be a black male drummer.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I want to hear Bones.
Let's go, all right, let's goso far, so good.
Oh yeah, you should see thesetwo.
I hope they're hot, because thesong sucks.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I hope they're hot, because the song sucks Getting
better.
I like the hook.
(07:13):
Is this a big song in the UK?
Was it big?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No.
It was not big, no, but thiscame off the Stern Show too,
what we're listening to.
They did this live.
Well, I guess I mean big inEngland.
I don't know, it's hard to saybecause I'm not following
England right now.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
It started good.
It had a little dip and thenthey got into the hook part.
It's fun.
I like it.
It's good.
I'd like to see what they looklike.
Oh oh yeah, you would Look upBones and it's called what I
Don't Like.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Americans, I'm Afraid of Americans.
David Bowie copy.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Get up on YouTube see what they look like.
Okay, get my career out Afterthe show.
I'm going to look them up.
Look them up, right?
Oh yeah, worth looking up.
That's what Castiel is listeningto.
He's still listening to theBones.
I'm Af, that is mine.
You've always liked the Englishpunk stuff anyway, so that's
okay.
It's too bad you missed it, man, because I finally found the
(08:06):
SNL 50 concert, which is Fridaynight at Radio City, right, yeah
, it was like a three-hour thing.
Devo was on there.
I heard about that, man.
Did they get old or dead?
They're still trying to be newwave and controversial and just
fun.
And they were.
They were funny.
I didn't know the song theywere doing, I'm going, but it
was good and they were good.
(08:27):
He's old, they're still touring.
Yeah, you can tell you can tellthat part of what they did was
kind of their act they did somesynchronized stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's kind of funny.
They still have the hats, theywear the hats, you wear the hats
, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The lead singer took it off, but the other guys had
him on.
He was ripping the clothes offas they were singing.
It was like yellow constructionoutfits.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Right, he'd rip the sleeve off.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
He'd rip the leg off and just.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I did see that a bit.
I did see a bit of that.
It must have been a.
You caught some on YouTube, Ithink.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
But the whole thing.
You've got to go to Peacock.
Who the hell has a subscriptionto Peacock?
I bought one for $7.99, so youcan cancel anytime.
I said sure.
So as soon as I got throughwatching the special, I logged
right over and canceled it.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I had to pay $7.99 just to watch that show.
I'm paying for Prime, I think,and I never watch it.
Very rarely do I watch Prime.
We rarely talk about his pride.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We're into music, man .
What am I listening to thisweek?
What are you listening to?
Well, I think everyone's kind ofcatching on to how good this
guy is.
You know, I hear one song afteranother after another from him.
Everyone is just you think howdeep is this dang album, this CD
?
It's loaded with great songs.
It's Teddy Swim's.
(09:42):
I'm listening to it right now.
Teddy Swim's Bad Dreams, hislatest single.
(10:04):
Check this out.
This thing is awesome.
Me is.
(10:26):
That song describes my wholeweek.
Every night Bad dreams Wake upthis guy's voice.
I never heard in a long timesuch an easy, smooth, relaxed
singer as Teddy Swim.
I mean, he can just startsinging at the drop of a hat and
he just sounds great.
They showed him at the New Yorksubway.
(10:48):
People recognized him.
He just broke into song.
It just sounds good to standthere in the subway as he does
on record.
The guy like us talking,singing just comes that easy for
Teddy.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Where did he come from?
Was he on the Voice orsomething?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh, hell, no, the Voice doesn't put anybody out.
That stupid-ass show is allabout the judges.
We're competing against eachother.
You're going to be a mic.
They didn't give a crap Nameone singer in all those seasons
that ever made it from the Voice.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Nobody, so where did he come from?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
to do some homework and find out.
He looks like just a slightlyslimmer version of Jelly Roll.
Lots of tattoos, a lot of metal, don't care, sings awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And in this video he's dressed in a very nice
white tuxedo.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It's a good video.
First time I heard Teddy I wentdang, is this guy good?
I thought he was a black guy.
I really did.
I thought he's got to be.
He's just too good.
I saw a picture.
I went.
The voice did not match hislook at all, but man is he great
.
Love you, teddy.
He putting out those singlesman.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, Like I said, I was looking for some other stuff
and because I listened to him,his whole repertoire has come up
on YouTube and there's an awfullot of it.
Yeah, there is Well good man,it's good music.
It's good music, it's not likea real overnight sensation.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
He's been doing this for a while.
A lot of these people who hitit big in 2024 have been singing
for anywhere from 8 to 10 yearsand they just finally got
noticed.
Like Chapel Roan, she'd beensinging since 16.
It took her 10 years.
All of a sudden, boom Big.
It took 10 years.
All of a sudden, boom big,breakout.
Yeah, how long has Teddy beensinging For a while?
And finally here he is.
He's awesome.
There's hope for us.
Yet then.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, I didn't say singing, I was saying Three
years now on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
We've had a great time talking to ourselves.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
We've had our moments .
We've had our moments.
We're making new friends everyday.
We are moments.
We know we're making newfriends every day.
We are, we are in, indeed, andcourse you know, chesney's being
our producers, doing a realgood job.
I'm real happy with it rightnow.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You like Chesney, chesney, chesney you like as
much as Miley oh no, no, miley.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Miley is Queen man, but she's Miley's about ready to
be toppled by a pristine.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Christina, or tell us you mean the girl who plays
Wednesday?
Yeah, she didn't sing, no, no,but boy, I just man.
You do like him young, don'tyou, mr Pedophile?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I know he's going to be here.
Well, I think she's.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I hope the FBI doesn't come seize your computer
with all these damn kids on it.
No, he's always at theplayground.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
What is he doing?
You have to remember I spent 30years as a photographer, so
looking at young women.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That camera all of a sudden just going this way, mom
and two kids.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I'm over there, I got it, I got you, I got you, well,
your girl Miley, was on thatRadio City Music Hall, snl 50
thing.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Not the one that was live on TV.
She was at the concert Fridaynight and she sang her hit
Flowers, you know, and she'sfinally going.
You guys get up for your ass tosing along to this song.
You know you want to, so shedid that, and she did Queen's
crazy little thing called Love.
Oh really.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
You'd have broken into a big sweat and excused
yourself to go get a sock.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
What do you mean by that?
I like the fact that she said Ithink it was the previous SNL
thing they did, that she was on,and she said whatever happened
to Hannah Montana?
Oh, she was murdered, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
She killed that character off.
She was building her career.
We recognized it for the firstcouple of years, but now that
character off, I mean she kindof last year's building a career
.
We recognize it for the firstcouple of years, but now she's
dead.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Done.
Yeah, pretty much forgotten.
Yeah, it's been a while, hasn'tit it?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
was.
It's the same thing we kind oflike with the stupid shit.
People say yeah, but guess what?
Well?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
tell me about it.
What are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Stupid shit.
People say Stupid shit.
People say Guess what I'm in it?
Stupid shit.
People say, okay, this is not afamous person.
When you hear what she said andthen you hear the story behind
it, it's pretty funny.
All right, all right, I'm ready.
The thing she said was what?
You think I'm a hoe?
I'll give you a hoe.
That was Melanie Davis.
She's 47 years old and shelives down in Polk County,
(15:05):
florida, which is kind of likeknown as Cracktown.
I guess she had a littlesupposed to have a date with
this guy and he stood her up anddecided not to meet with him,
pissed her off, so she jumpedover his fence.
At 3 o'clock in the morning sheyelled at him you think I'll
give you a hoe?
She picked up his garden hoeand hacked him in the arm with
it.
Wow, huge gas.
She started beating him with adamn garden hoe, hoe, attacking
(15:28):
with a hoe.
Hey, I love that.
That's brilliant.
He's in the hospital now andshe's in jail.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I mean, those hoes can be nasty man.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh yeah, it's just like.
The comments afterwards wereabsolutely fantastic, especially
what the sheriff guy said.
He goes, she kind of has arecord, she's like her 20th
arrest and he goes, butattacking with the hoe he goes.
You know what the sheriff goes,that's methed up.
Oh boy, one for the sheriff,that's methed up.
I go.
Well, polk County is known askind of like meth town there in
(16:00):
the USA anyway.
So, melanie Davis, enjoy yourtime in jail, but you've got a
little time here.
With what?
Take up a hoe.
I'll give you a hoe, usuallynot the weapon of choice, garden
hoe, but imagine being woken at3 o'clock in the morning.
Go out there and you're crazyDate.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You stood up as beating with a garden.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Hoe Anyway it's a week for Florida.
Another quote, not a famousperson, but it's kind of funny.
I look young for my age, bitch,stop with shit.
People say that that's what Iget.
And why did she say that?
It's another woman in Florida?
Because she was using Botox asan excuse to explain why she was
(16:39):
fraudulently applying forhurricane aid.
She was using her mother's name, her mother's social security
number, her mother's address.
Of course she's much older thanher because this woman's 44
herself, so her mom is almostlike 70.
And people down at the countyare getting ready to give her a
check for like $8,000, andthey're going.
You don't look like 70something.
(17:00):
She goes.
Well, I'm young for my age,bitch.
She goes, I use botox.
They're going really supposedto get a bad batch of botox or
something, sir, oh, and theyprinted her mugshot and she, you
know, sheriff, goes.
Botox helps with wrinkles, notugliness.
A couple of good quotes.
A couple of good quotes there.
A couple of good quotes, allfrom Florida.
(17:22):
That last one was from downthere in Bradenton, which is
right next to Sarasota, wherepossibly you could be moving.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Indeed, I'm thinking about it.
Yeah, it's a thought.
I might go down there andyou're going to go down and
check it out.
I might come down too,Depending Going down for spring
break if you're at the same time.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Well, that's the thing We'll do a show live from
Sarasota, florida, down atLongboat Key, beautiful beach
for spring breakers.
They're going to be full,having fun We'll be on the beach
.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Gustavo will have his camera going 12 years old, 13
years old, 8 years old.
Click, click, click, click,click.
Stop it, that's not true, stopit, that's not true, of course
not, not that we know of.
Excuse me, nice, you're notbeing nice at all, oh dear.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
But I hear Costo tonight.
Mr Chris the chefy boy, heshould get his own show on Food
Network.
I'm cooking a delicious elkpenderloin.
Did you kill the elk yourself?
I did not.
Oh well, I do have friendsevery year who get a tag and
hope.
Oh yeah, okay, so when they getone, I'm over there and about
three days later, once they haveit all dressed and the meat cut
(18:28):
and separate, I get my, get my,my stuff, get my, get you back.
I get some ground elk, I getsome elk steak and always get
elk tenderloin tenderloin, Iunderstand, is good, like pork
tenderloin or beef tenderloin,putting a blackberry glaze on
top, seasoned just right, withjust a little hint of heat and
spice.
So when we go down to Florida,Is everybody hungry.
(18:49):
What am I cooking there?
I'll be cooking a roast manatee.
I'm just kidding.
It sure is rubbery.
Thank you, thank you very much,thank you.
Why does it taste is rubbery?
Thank you, thank you very much,thank you.
Why does it taste so rubbery?
I don't know.
It tastes like a seal.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You can see it now.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, you're trying to eat it If we go, we'll go at
the same time.
You know what we're going to do.
We are going fishing.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Oh man, I'm there.
Then that's it.
Yeah, I want to going fishing.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
They have a marina right there outside as you cross
over the bridge from downtownSarasota, where we can take a
little charter out for half aday.
We've got to catch a couple ofmahi.
Oh yeah, let's get a tuna, okay.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Right.
Would you just hook yourshopping list on the end of the
hook?
Mahi tuna.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
This one's the best bait for mahi.
Here's some squid for you.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Let's put a little Mahi fish on there.
You know what I mean.
If you've got a big enough tuna, you could pay for the whole
trip.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, the last tuna I caught I got was one of the big
ones.
It was just like 48 pounds,which is amazing how much tuna
steak you can get out of 48pounds.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'll bet.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Nice and fresh Went to the four seasons, went
through the next four seasons.
I had a vacuum pack and sealeditself so it would stay good in
the freezer for a long, longtime.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
It was great.
It was absolutely great, Mahi.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
if we get a good size , just a Mahi about that big.
They're nice.
About two or three of thosewe'll be in great shape.
We'll be getting some goodevenings.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
So in that case we should probably go down a week
later than spring break, don'tyou think?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
No, no, Okay, we'll be the only two dorks out there
fishing during spring break,everybody else, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Hey look, we actually caught something.
Maybe we'll just drink a nicetall bourbon like this.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh, excuse me, I shouldn't be drinking during the
show, should I?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh no, not at all.
Want me to gargle?
I can gargle, I can do that too.
Can you make it come throughyour nose?
Easy?
I?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
want to take a phone line.
There's someone I know namedJerrica.
She's just a funny girl.
She's on TikTok right now andshe discovered these nut jobs
are real.
She doesn't know I'm calling.
We're going to try calling.
She may answer, she may not, Idon't know.
I don't even know if this phonething is going to work.
Even if we can't get it today,we have to have her on maybe
next week to talk about thisthing.
She discovered this group onTikTok.
(21:07):
They're on live 24 hours.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Oh, is this the Flat Earth people?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, the idiots.
I thought maybe they're deadserious.
There's this group of people Idon't know how many, but they're
on there, always rotate peoplewho absolutely swear that the
Earth is still flat, so I guessthe QNOT boat lines won't be
advertising on there then.
No, Fishing goes.
No cruise lines.
(21:31):
Yeah, can you see how fishingthat's Sarasota, we go, oh yay.
Better turn back now, sorry,and of course, they give these
really stupid arguments whilethey think it's true.
And of course there's people inthe other room who argue back
why the world, of course, isround.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
And they do this.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
These people have no careers, they have no jobs.
They're sitting in Mommy'sbasement and this is what they
do.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yes, you're in the back, not Mommy's basement,
daddy's basement, daddy'sbasement, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's just really sad.
So I'm going to click over andtry making this phone call and
we'll see how we do.
Okay, all right, sure Ringing.
I hear nothing.
There we go.
How about that?
You hear that.
See how easy it is to make aphone call, costello.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, but I can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I have nothing, that's okay, now you know, like,
hi, jerrica, it's Chris CollinsJust trying to get you on live
on our podcast.
I may try to catch you, but ifI can't, I'll catch you at
another time.
Okay, thank you.
We'll talk to you next week.
We'll give it a go.
Okay, bye-bye.
I got her voicemail.
I know she's probably on thething on TikTok right now.
She spends a lot of time onthere.
(22:35):
Yeah, I just want to jump in.
She goes don't jump in, I'llmake fun of them.
I said what's the point?
Because I want to kick these on.
She's going to put us on whilethey're discussing this.
I said I've just got to jump inthere and just give them a load
of shit.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You get to see them.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
We'll look at them so .
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I'll just have to set that up in advance.
Yeah, yeah, We'll get her to atleast audibly, if not video-ly
as well.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I have to figure out why you can't hear it, but it's
easy to make a phone call.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Man, we've just got to get your.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
It's the same problem you had last week, so I go what
?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
What, what?
Hello, hello, lady.
Well, I'll tell you what itseems.
One thing we did get through,at least, is a couple of emails,
email.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Email.
Let's go for him.
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, email, something worked.
Oh, this is fromMuskBeJokingAOL.
It says great new shows, loveChesney, keep it up.
I wonder if Chesney's sendingher own email.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Chesney, chesney.
We even had Chesney on the show.
She's already getting an emailof someone loving her yeah well
it's the long blonde hair.
What can I say?
Yeah, I guess, so Okay, goodjob.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, yeah, keep it up.
Also, the next email is atlostboys at keystonecom.
Is that lostboys or lustboys?
Well, it says lost, but itcould be either.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It sounded like you said lust, okay, I think maybe
I'll change my name to lustboys.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
We can lust, but that's it right.
So you guys live.
Yes, we're live.
I was just asking if we go livelive.
Well, we do record live, as youcan tell.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
The next one will be live, but we'll be live.
You'll be in your studio therein Redneck, South Carolina.
I'll be live on the strip nextweek.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That'll be interesting.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
That's going to be fun.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, you'll have to do that with your phone.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I'm just going to walk up to whoever and just hit
them live.
I'll probably get hit.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I'll give Allison a call so we can bail you out,
yeah please Okay, maybe I couldget you a police escort, who
knows she's with the Hendersonpolice.
I'll be in downtown Vegas.
Well, I mean, you know Metro.
As a matter of fact, she'ssupposed to be going to what do
they call that?
Police Academy?
That's it.
She wants to be a detectiveeventually.
(24:50):
A detective Okay.
Yeah, she doesn't want to be acop.
She says I have to be a cop fora while.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
When did you get detective in Vegas?
It only took us 30 years to getenough evidence to arrest a guy
who shot Tupac.
Hopefully she can do a littlefaster in 30 years and the next
big case comes around.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Well, you know what?
They have a podcast here inColumbia saying last seen and
the whole thing is it'soriginally from Columbia there.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Well, yeah, yes, it is.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
And the thing is, what they say is that Are you
scratching your ass?
What are you doing?
It's Malou, it's my cat.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Scratching his ass on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh, look at that thing.
Oh no, stop it.
Usually you always love gettingup here.
Yeah, cats are, Don't touch me.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Don't mess with me.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Anyway, now of course I need to save completely.
It's called last scene.
There was a missing people.
They're just kind of going.
Well, you know, as you know,some of these, some of these
crimes are over 50 years old andwe just haven't been able to
solve them.
Well, maybe if you paiddetectives better you might get
a better class of detective.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Those are very popular podcast stuff like that
for some reason.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh, it is People love , murder, mysteries unsolved
cases cold cases.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
You know, everyone has a theory and stuff.
You know, Yep, yep.
Last seen Alex Murdoch.
Oh yeah, there you go, Jailcell number three.
I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I wonder how he's doing If we called him.
Do you think he'd talk to usagain?
I'd love to.
I think he's adjusting.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
If he has any choice, he's going to have to adjust.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, really yeah, he's still got the silver cases.
He's got the money, he's got,that's all.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Where's his son?
The guy who drove the boatdrunk.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, I haven't heard anythingabout him.
I suppose you look it up on thecourt records, see what he's
doing.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He has some plans of joining Daddy in jail anytime
soon because he was drunkdriving that boat.
Our girl died.
To me it's green, that'shomicide isn't it?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's manslaughter girl slaughter in this case.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
He should be.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I think maybe we should have the whole what's
left of that family.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
He's the last one, that's it.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, that'd be the last one.
Put him in pokey.
Two in the ground, two inprison.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Hang on, other than the fact that now Are you
scratching your ass again.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Hey, I'll do the same .
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Stop it.
Oh, here we go, Keith.
So this is from Keith.
K-e-f-f.
K-e-f-f Richard at RSM.
Fuck, yeah's it.
That's all we got.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
That woman in Sarasota who would love to get
to know you with her garden hoe,okay, you're just talking.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Well I tell you what.
Once again, that email ismessed up, oh boy.
Well I tell you what this showis going as normal, the show is
going as normal singing along.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I'll leave it to you and your kitty.
So until next week, guys, we'vegot a scoop.
Next week, Costello will beright where he is there Columbia
, South Carolina.
This is depressing, and I'll beon the strip in Las Vegas.
Hey hey, high-quality slutsMeth heads yeah, tourists yeah.
Tons of Californians.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
That's true.
That's true, that's awesome.
Yeah, until they have anotherearthquake.
But don't forget that that is,of course, the cancelled radio
guys.
That is us, chris, chris and.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Costello at Yahoocom.
All right, send us an email.
Trash is safe and nice.
Or just write something toChesney.
Okay, she's pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, she's a good 3,000 miles away from me, so
she's safe.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Enjoy the show.
See you guys next week.
Live from Vegas and live fromSouth Carolina.
It'll be a lot of fun.
Enjoy your week, guys.
We'll talk to you then.
We will.
We're going to squeal for thekids, squeal, squeal.
Hey, it's Kristen Costello here, the original
cancelled radio guys.
Yes sir, well, we are originalbut we're not the original
anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Didn't you get the memo?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We're just cancelled radio guys now I know, I know
how many years have we beencancelled now.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, how many years have we been the original now?
Anyway, so there we are.
We are cancelled, but notoriginal.
So it's the cancelled radio.
Guys, look us up, you'll findus everywhere.
I just noticed something.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What is that on your headphones?
You got like a cushiony thingsticking out.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You got extra cushion , are your?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
ears sensitive.
Do you need some extra cushion?
That's how these come, man.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, pooky, I mean.
Well, they don't get all sweatynow either.
You see, this is good, becausethe ones rotted.
They just fell apart after likethree years.
Your ears sweat.
Well, yeah, I guess you sweataround them.
Well, something must have doneit.
Your ears sweat, okay, yeah,well, I mean, you sweat
everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I want to see you get some deodorant, get that
rolling stuff, put it rightthere in your ear.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, antiperspirant is what you would need.
Yeah, spread, I mean, you know,just taking them on and off,
and they just fell apart.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I just want to let you know, for the next week's
show and the week after, I'll bein Colorado.
Today You're still in Hickville, south Carolina.
Yeah, I'll be in Vegas.
So I said, if you're going tobe in Vegas, why don't you just
go out and do Vegas?
So I'm going to be live on thestrip, I'm just going to do it
next week.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
We're going to do it, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You can be sitting in the desk I have there.
I don't have all the nice ChrisStudio stuff down there that I
have here you have there inColorado, I understand, I'm just
going to hit the street man.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm going to hit the street.
How are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
it Addicts oh great, drunk people, sluts.
I'm going to hit them all Sluts.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Hello, you look like a slut, let me talk to you.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Are you charging the money for sex here?
You're going to slap.
I expect to get a couple ofthose.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'll be in my duck mode.
Well, I'll tell you what.
We can do that, but what willhave to happen is that you'll
have to record it and it'll haveto be.
I won't be able to.
How are we going to be able totalk to each other?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's not going to happen.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It'll work.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, like every other time we tried, I'll take
over the engineering on thisshow and take it away from you,
so it will work.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We'll do it On that one.
We'll do it.
We're going to do a test run.
Yes, I've just figured out howit can work.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, I just keep it in your head Next week while I'm
in Vegas, as you know, as I'llbe walking out there, live on
the strip.
It's going to be 78 to 80degrees.
It's going to be beautifulweather, nice and warm People
should be in good spirits.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I should get some good people.
I hope that should same thing.
Actually, they were havingdemonstrations in front of the
state capitol About what Aboutyour boy Trump?
Hey, my boy.
The layoffs and stuff, yeah,all the stuff he's doing.
And even the South Caroliniansare getting pissed.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh, I see he said I'm going to lower unemployment by
firing everybody that I can getmy hands on.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And we're going to make sure that everybody can eat
.
So the price of eggs is nowmore than tripled.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Elon's eating well.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I bet he is Right he is.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He's probably buying up all the egg producers, right
as we speak Because I'll bedoing my part of the show next
week from the Strip in Vegas.
The week after you should go todowntown Columbia and just see
if anybody just period walks by,if anybody's there.
That's what I'm saying.
Columbia and just see ifanybody just period walks by, if
anybody's there.
If I get somebody going to getthe DMV, I need to get my
license renewed.
That's about it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I do need to get my license renewed.
As it happens, mine's this yeartoo, I think.
I have a feeling that I don'tthink that both of us can be out
remote.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Somebody's got to be no, I'll do first and then the
following week you go out to thestreets.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh, I see, all right.
Okay, we'll see the canceledradio guys hit the streets.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'll be talking to some high-quality sluts and
you'll be talking to someredneck, some redneck sluts.
There you go, there you go heyyou.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You know, I thought I was thinking.
Are you thinking again, Jesus?
I will have to stop that Goahead.
What thought did you?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
have.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, I had this thought it was.
When I dropped off my dog tohis new owner and I told you
about right, the husband justsounded so gay and then I
realized it's not gay, it's justa South Carolinian accent.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's so they it's just the South Carolinian accent
.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
It's slow and it kind of taught that butter Instead
of say I'm going back to thehouse.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's like going back to the house, the house, the
house, the new house, house.
And they talk they still,especially on the Charleston way
.
They still like to wear pennyloafers and dockers.
They've been doing it for 50years down there and it's never
changed.
It's still going.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I like to dance to the Shag.
Yes, the Shag, yeah, god.
I had a friend who used to dothat.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
They used to play those old songs I love beach
music and stuff like that andthey'd go out and they'd have
Shag Night.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh, well, it might be fun.
I'll tell you what Piece ofhell is sitting at home watching
whatever's on TV.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Bill Dillon, the Rondells, were playing and
Bill's a friend of mine.
Before he passed he goes comeon up here, so I sang with him
on stage for a couple songs.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh really.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yep In tune, don't know Can you sing In my head, I
was in tune.
It probably he probably stillgoing to kill his mic.
Oh, I'm pretty sure that theydo that anyhow yeah.
But I had fun.
That was good, my big shagexperience there.
Speaking of music, we're goingthis week.
(05:28):
What do we listen to?
We pick a song, a piece eachweek that we think we'd like to
turn you guys on to.
That we think is pretty good.
Some are kind of obvious, maybesome are not.
What do we listen to this week?
We start with you, costello.
What are?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
you listening to buddy?
Hey man, this is great.
I love this band.
I've played this to you beforeand you've always said we can't
hear it, so hopefully this timeyou will.
It's a band called Bones Bones,bones Bones, uk.
That happens sometimes.
They had to put UK on thingslike specials same thing,
specials UK.
No, it wasn so.
(06:06):
They're Bones, so they're UK.
What's the song?
Anyway, this is about threeyears old.
It's called I'm Afraid ofAmericans.
I just thought it wasparticularly these two women.
Oh man, oh hot, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
But they're really, really, really, really good so.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Bones is a female band, all female, that's no male
drummer, let's hear it, man.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Now you've got me curious Be a black male drummer.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I want to hear Bones.
Let's go, all right, let's goso far, so good.
Oh yeah, you should see thesetwo.
I hope they're hot, because thesong sucks.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I hope they're hot, because the song sucks Getting
better.
I like the hook.
(07:13):
Is this a big song in the UK?
Was it big?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No.
It was not big, no, but thiscame off the Stern Show too,
what we're listening to.
They did this live.
Well, I guess I mean big inEngland.
I don't know, it's hard to saybecause I'm not following
England right now.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
It started good.
It had a little dip and thenthey got into the hook part.
It's fun.
I like it.
It's good.
I'd like to see what they looklike.
Oh oh yeah, you would Look upBones and it's called what I
Don't Like.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Americans, I'm Afraid of Americans.
David Bowie copy.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Get up on YouTube see what they look like.
Okay, get my career out Afterthe show.
I'm going to look them up.
Look them up, right?
Oh yeah, worth looking up.
That's what Castiel is listeningto.
He's still listening to theBones.
I'm Af, that is mine.
You've always liked the Englishpunk stuff anyway, so that's
okay.
It's too bad you missed it, man, because I finally found the
(08:06):
SNL 50 concert, which is Fridaynight at Radio City, right, yeah
, it was like a three-hour thing.
Devo was on there.
I heard about that, man.
Did they get old or dead?
They're still trying to be newwave and controversial and just
fun.
And they were.
They were funny.
I didn't know the song theywere doing, I'm going, but it
was good and they were good.
(08:27):
He's old, they're still touring.
Yeah, you can tell you can tellthat part of what they did was
kind of their act they did somesynchronized stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's kind of funny.
They still have the hats, theywear the hats, you wear the hats
, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The lead singer took it off, but the other guys had
him on.
He was ripping the clothes offas they were singing.
It was like yellow constructionoutfits.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Right, he'd rip the sleeve off.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
He'd rip the leg off and just.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I did see that a bit.
I did see a bit of that.
It must have been a.
You caught some on YouTube, Ithink.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
But the whole thing.
You've got to go to Peacock.
Who the hell has a subscriptionto Peacock?
I bought one for $7.99, so youcan cancel anytime.
I said sure.
So as soon as I got throughwatching the special, I logged
right over and canceled it.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I had to pay $7.99 just to watch that show.
I'm paying for Prime, I think,and I never watch it.
Very rarely do I watch Prime.
We rarely talk about his pride.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We're into music, man .
What am I listening to thisweek?
What are you listening to?
Well, I think everyone's kind ofcatching on to how good this
guy is.
You know, I hear one song afteranother after another from him.
Everyone is just you think howdeep is this dang album, this CD
?
It's loaded with great songs.
It's Teddy Swim's.
(09:42):
I'm listening to it right now.
Teddy Swim's Bad Dreams, hislatest single.
(10:04):
Check this out.
This thing is awesome.
Me is.
(10:26):
That song describes my wholeweek.
Every night Bad dreams Wake upthis guy's voice.
I never heard in a long timesuch an easy, smooth, relaxed
singer as Teddy Swim.
I mean, he can just startsinging at the drop of a hat and
he just sounds great.
They showed him at the New Yorksubway.
(10:48):
People recognized him.
He just broke into song.
It just sounds good to standthere in the subway as he does
on record.
The guy like us talking,singing just comes that easy for
Teddy.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Where did he come from?
Was he on the Voice orsomething?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh, hell, no, the Voice doesn't put anybody out.
That stupid-ass show is allabout the judges.
We're competing against eachother.
You're going to be a mic.
They didn't give a crap Nameone singer in all those seasons
that ever made it from the Voice.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Nobody, so where did he come from?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
to do some homework and find out.
He looks like just a slightlyslimmer version of Jelly Roll.
Lots of tattoos, a lot of metal, don't care, sings awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And in this video he's dressed in a very nice
white tuxedo.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It's a good video.
First time I heard Teddy I wentdang, is this guy good?
I thought he was a black guy.
I really did.
I thought he's got to be.
He's just too good.
I saw a picture.
I went.
The voice did not match hislook at all, but man is he great
.
Love you, teddy.
He putting out those singlesman.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, Like I said, I was looking for some other stuff
and because I listened to him,his whole repertoire has come up
on YouTube and there's an awfullot of it.
Yeah, there is Well good man,it's good music.
It's good music, it's not likea real overnight sensation.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
He's been doing this for a while.
A lot of these people who hitit big in 2024 have been singing
for anywhere from 8 to 10 yearsand they just finally got
noticed.
Like Chapel Roan, she'd beensinging since 16.
It took her 10 years.
All of a sudden, boom Big.
It took 10 years.
All of a sudden, boom big,breakout.
Yeah, how long has Teddy beensinging For a while?
And finally here he is.
He's awesome.
There's hope for us.
Yet then.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, I didn't say singing, I was saying Three
years now on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
We've had a great time talking to ourselves.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
We've had our moments .
We've had our moments.
We're making new friends everyday.
We are moments.
We know we're making newfriends every day.
We are, we are in, indeed, andcourse you know, chesney's being
our producers, doing a realgood job.
I'm real happy with it rightnow.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You like Chesney, chesney, chesney you like as
much as Miley oh no, no, miley.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Miley is Queen man, but she's Miley's about ready to
be toppled by a pristine.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Christina, or tell us you mean the girl who plays
Wednesday?
Yeah, she didn't sing, no, no,but boy, I just man.
You do like him young, don'tyou, mr Pedophile?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I know he's going to be here.
Well, I think she's.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I hope the FBI doesn't come seize your computer
with all these damn kids on it.
No, he's always at theplayground.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
What is he doing?
You have to remember I spent 30years as a photographer, so
looking at young women.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That camera all of a sudden just going this way, mom
and two kids.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I'm over there, I got it, I got you, I got you, well,
your girl Miley, was on thatRadio City Music Hall, snl 50
thing.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Not the one that was live on TV.
She was at the concert Fridaynight and she sang her hit
Flowers, you know, and she'sfinally going.
You guys get up for your ass tosing along to this song.
You know you want to, so shedid that, and she did Queen's
crazy little thing called Love.
Oh really.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
You'd have broken into a big sweat and excused
yourself to go get a sock.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
What do you mean by that?
I like the fact that she said Ithink it was the previous SNL
thing they did, that she was on,and she said whatever happened
to Hannah Montana?
Oh, she was murdered, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
She killed that character off.
She was building her career.
We recognized it for the firstcouple of years, but now that
character off, I mean she kindof last year's building a career
.
We recognize it for the firstcouple of years, but now she's
dead.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Done.
Yeah, pretty much forgotten.
Yeah, it's been a while, hasn'tit it?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
was.
It's the same thing we kind oflike with the stupid shit.
People say yeah, but guess what?
Well?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
tell me about it.
What are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Stupid shit.
People say Stupid shit.
People say Guess what I'm in it?
Stupid shit.
People say, okay, this is not afamous person.
When you hear what she said andthen you hear the story behind
it, it's pretty funny.
All right, all right, I'm ready.
The thing she said was what?
You think I'm a hoe?
I'll give you a hoe.
That was Melanie Davis.
She's 47 years old and shelives down in Polk County,
(15:05):
florida, which is kind of likeknown as Cracktown.
I guess she had a littlesupposed to have a date with
this guy and he stood her up anddecided not to meet with him,
pissed her off, so she jumpedover his fence.
At 3 o'clock in the morning sheyelled at him you think I'll
give you a hoe?
She picked up his garden hoeand hacked him in the arm with
it.
Wow, huge gas.
She started beating him with adamn garden hoe, hoe, attacking
(15:28):
with a hoe.
Hey, I love that.
That's brilliant.
He's in the hospital now andshe's in jail.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I mean, those hoes can be nasty man.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh yeah, it's just like.
The comments afterwards wereabsolutely fantastic, especially
what the sheriff guy said.
He goes, she kind of has arecord, she's like her 20th
arrest and he goes, butattacking with the hoe he goes.
You know what the sheriff goes,that's methed up.
Oh boy, one for the sheriff,that's methed up.
I go.
Well, polk County is known askind of like meth town there in
(16:00):
the USA anyway.
So, melanie Davis, enjoy yourtime in jail, but you've got a
little time here.
With what?
Take up a hoe.
I'll give you a hoe, usuallynot the weapon of choice, garden
hoe, but imagine being woken at3 o'clock in the morning.
Go out there and you're crazyDate.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You stood up as beating with a garden.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Hoe Anyway it's a week for Florida.
Another quote, not a famousperson, but it's kind of funny.
I look young for my age, bitch,stop with shit.
People say that that's what Iget.
And why did she say that?
It's another woman in Florida?
Because she was using Botox asan excuse to explain why she was
(16:39):
fraudulently applying forhurricane aid.
She was using her mother's name, her mother's social security
number, her mother's address.
Of course she's much older thanher because this woman's 44
herself, so her mom is almostlike 70.
And people down at the countyare getting ready to give her a
check for like $8,000, andthey're going.
You don't look like 70something.
(17:00):
She goes.
Well, I'm young for my age,bitch.
She goes, I use botox.
They're going really supposedto get a bad batch of botox or
something, sir, oh, and theyprinted her mugshot and she, you
know, sheriff, goes.
Botox helps with wrinkles, notugliness.
A couple of good quotes.
A couple of good quotes there.
A couple of good quotes, allfrom Florida.
(17:22):
That last one was from downthere in Bradenton, which is
right next to Sarasota, wherepossibly you could be moving.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Indeed, I'm thinking about it.
Yeah, it's a thought.
I might go down there andyou're going to go down and
check it out.
I might come down too,Depending Going down for spring
break if you're at the same time.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Well, that's the thing We'll do a show live from
Sarasota, florida, down atLongboat Key, beautiful beach
for spring breakers.
They're going to be full,having fun We'll be on the beach
.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Gustavo will have his camera going 12 years old, 13
years old, 8 years old.
Click, click, click, click,click.
Stop it, that's not true, stopit, that's not true, of course
not, not that we know of.
Excuse me, nice, you're notbeing nice at all, oh dear.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
But I hear Costo tonight.
Mr Chris the chefy boy, heshould get his own show on Food
Network.
I'm cooking a delicious elkpenderloin.
Did you kill the elk yourself?
I did not.
Oh well, I do have friendsevery year who get a tag and
hope.
Oh yeah, okay, so when they getone, I'm over there and about
three days later, once they haveit all dressed and the meat cut
(18:28):
and separate, I get my, get my,my stuff, get my, get you back.
I get some ground elk, I getsome elk steak and always get
elk tenderloin tenderloin, Iunderstand, is good, like pork
tenderloin or beef tenderloin,putting a blackberry glaze on
top, seasoned just right, withjust a little hint of heat and
spice.
So when we go down to Florida,Is everybody hungry.
(18:49):
What am I cooking there?
I'll be cooking a roast manatee.
I'm just kidding.
It sure is rubbery.
Thank you, thank you very much,thank you.
Why does it taste is rubbery?
Thank you, thank you very much,thank you.
Why does it taste so rubbery?
I don't know.
It tastes like a seal.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You can see it now.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, you're trying to eat it If we go, we'll go at
the same time.
You know what we're going to do.
We are going fishing.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Oh man, I'm there.
Then that's it.
Yeah, I want to going fishing.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
They have a marina right there outside as you cross
over the bridge from downtownSarasota, where we can take a
little charter out for half aday.
We've got to catch a couple ofmahi.
Oh yeah, let's get a tuna, okay.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Right.
Would you just hook yourshopping list on the end of the
hook?
Mahi tuna.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
This one's the best bait for mahi.
Here's some squid for you.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Let's put a little Mahi fish on there.
You know what I mean.
If you've got a big enough tuna, you could pay for the whole
trip.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, the last tuna I caught I got was one of the big
ones.
It was just like 48 pounds,which is amazing how much tuna
steak you can get out of 48pounds.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'll bet.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Nice and fresh Went to the four seasons, went
through the next four seasons.
I had a vacuum pack and sealeditself so it would stay good in
the freezer for a long, longtime.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
It was great.
It was absolutely great, Mahi.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
if we get a good size , just a Mahi about that big.
They're nice.
About two or three of thosewe'll be in great shape.
We'll be getting some goodevenings.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
So in that case we should probably go down a week
later than spring break, don'tyou think?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
No, no, Okay, we'll be the only two dorks out there
fishing during spring break,everybody else, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Hey look, we actually caught something.
Maybe we'll just drink a nicetall bourbon like this.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh, excuse me, I shouldn't be drinking during the
show, should I?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh no, not at all.
Want me to gargle?
I can gargle, I can do that too.
Can you make it come throughyour nose?
Easy?
I?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
want to take a phone line.
There's someone I know namedJerrica.
She's just a funny girl.
She's on TikTok right now andshe discovered these nut jobs
are real.
She doesn't know I'm calling.
We're going to try calling.
She may answer, she may not, Idon't know.
I don't even know if this phonething is going to work.
Even if we can't get it today,we have to have her on maybe
next week to talk about thisthing.
She discovered this group onTikTok.
(21:07):
They're on live 24 hours.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Oh, is this the Flat Earth people?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, the idiots.
I thought maybe they're deadserious.
There's this group of people Idon't know how many, but they're
on there, always rotate peoplewho absolutely swear that the
Earth is still flat, so I guessthe QNOT boat lines won't be
advertising on there then.
No, Fishing goes.
No cruise lines.
(21:31):
Yeah, can you see how fishingthat's Sarasota, we go, oh yay.
Better turn back now, sorry,and of course, they give these
really stupid arguments whilethey think it's true.
And of course there's people inthe other room who argue back
why the world, of course, isround.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
And they do this.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
These people have no careers, they have no jobs.
They're sitting in Mommy'sbasement and this is what they
do.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yes, you're in the back, not Mommy's basement,
daddy's basement, daddy'sbasement, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's just really sad.
So I'm going to click over andtry making this phone call and
we'll see how we do.
Okay, all right, sure Ringing.
I hear nothing.
There we go.
How about that?
You hear that.
See how easy it is to make aphone call, costello.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, but I can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I have nothing, that's okay, now you know, like,
hi, jerrica, it's Chris CollinsJust trying to get you on live
on our podcast.
I may try to catch you, but ifI can't, I'll catch you at
another time.
Okay, thank you.
We'll talk to you next week.
We'll give it a go.
Okay, bye-bye.
I got her voicemail.
I know she's probably on thething on TikTok right now.
She spends a lot of time onthere.
(22:35):
Yeah, I just want to jump in.
She goes don't jump in, I'llmake fun of them.
I said what's the point?
Because I want to kick these on.
She's going to put us on whilethey're discussing this.
I said I've just got to jump inthere and just give them a load
of shit.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You get to see them.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
We'll look at them so .
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I'll just have to set that up in advance.
Yeah, yeah, We'll get her to atleast audibly, if not video-ly
as well.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I have to figure out why you can't hear it, but it's
easy to make a phone call.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Man, we've just got to get your.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
It's the same problem you had last week, so I go what
?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
What, what?
Hello, hello, lady.
Well, I'll tell you what itseems.
One thing we did get through,at least, is a couple of emails,
email.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Email.
Let's go for him.
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, email, something worked.
Oh, this is fromMuskBeJokingAOL.
It says great new shows, loveChesney, keep it up.
I wonder if Chesney's sendingher own email.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Chesney, chesney.
We even had Chesney on the show.
She's already getting an emailof someone loving her yeah well
it's the long blonde hair.
What can I say?
Yeah, I guess, so Okay, goodjob.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, yeah, keep it up.
Also, the next email is atlostboys at keystonecom.
Is that lostboys or lustboys?
Well, it says lost, but itcould be either.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It sounded like you said lust, okay, I think maybe
I'll change my name to lustboys.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
We can lust, but that's it right.
So you guys live.
Yes, we're live.
I was just asking if we go livelive.
Well, we do record live, as youcan tell.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
The next one will be live, but we'll be live.
You'll be in your studio therein Redneck, South Carolina.
I'll be live on the strip nextweek.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That'll be interesting.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
That's going to be fun.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, you'll have to do that with your phone.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I'm just going to walk up to whoever and just hit
them live.
I'll probably get hit.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I'll give Allison a call so we can bail you out,
yeah please Okay, maybe I couldget you a police escort, who
knows she's with the Hendersonpolice.
I'll be in downtown Vegas.
Well, I mean, you know Metro.
As a matter of fact, she'ssupposed to be going to what do
they call that?
Police Academy?
That's it.
She wants to be a detectiveeventually.
(24:50):
A detective Okay.
Yeah, she doesn't want to be acop.
She says I have to be a cop fora while.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
When did you get detective in Vegas?
It only took us 30 years to getenough evidence to arrest a guy
who shot Tupac.
Hopefully she can do a littlefaster in 30 years and the next
big case comes around.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Well, you know what?
They have a podcast here inColumbia saying last seen and
the whole thing is it'soriginally from Columbia there.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Well, yeah, yes, it is.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
And the thing is, what they say is that Are you
scratching your ass?
What are you doing?
It's Malou, it's my cat.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Scratching his ass on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh, look at that thing.
Oh no, stop it.
Usually you always love gettingup here.
Yeah, cats are, Don't touch me.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Don't mess with me.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Anyway, now of course I need to save completely.
It's called last scene.
There was a missing people.
They're just kind of going.
Well, you know, as you know,some of these, some of these
crimes are over 50 years old andwe just haven't been able to
solve them.
Well, maybe if you paiddetectives better you might get
a better class of detective.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Those are very popular podcast stuff like that
for some reason.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh, it is People love , murder, mysteries unsolved
cases cold cases.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
You know, everyone has a theory and stuff.
You know, Yep, yep.
Last seen Alex Murdoch.
Oh yeah, there you go, Jailcell number three.
I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I wonder how he's doing If we called him.
Do you think he'd talk to usagain?
I'd love to.
I think he's adjusting.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
If he has any choice, he's going to have to adjust.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, really yeah, he's still got the silver cases.
He's got the money, he's got,that's all.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Where's his son?
The guy who drove the boatdrunk.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, I haven't heard anythingabout him.
I suppose you look it up on thecourt records, see what he's
doing.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He has some plans of joining Daddy in jail anytime
soon because he was drunkdriving that boat.
Our girl died.
To me it's green, that'shomicide isn't it?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's manslaughter girl slaughter in this case.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
He should be.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I think maybe we should have the whole what's
left of that family.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
He's the last one, that's it.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, that'd be the last one.
Put him in pokey.
Two in the ground, two inprison.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Hang on, other than the fact that now Are you
scratching your ass again.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Hey, I'll do the same .
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Stop it.
Oh, here we go, Keith.
So this is from Keith.
K-e-f-f.
K-e-f-f Richard at RSM.
Fuck, yeah's it.
That's all we got.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
That woman in Sarasota who would love to get
to know you with her garden hoe,okay, you're just talking.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Well I tell you what.
Once again, that email ismessed up, oh boy.
Well I tell you what this showis going as normal, the show is
going as normal singing along.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I'll leave it to you and your kitty.
So until next week, guys, we'vegot a scoop.
Next week, Costello will beright where he is there Columbia
, South Carolina.
This is depressing, and I'll beon the strip in Las Vegas.
Hey hey, high-quality slutsMeth heads yeah, tourists yeah.
Tons of Californians.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
That's true.
That's true, that's awesome.
Yeah, until they have anotherearthquake.
But don't forget that that is,of course, the cancelled radio
guys.
That is us, chris, chris and.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Costello at Yahoocom.
All right, send us an email.
Trash is safe and nice.
Or just write something toChesney.
Okay, she's pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, she's a good 3,000 miles away from me, so
she's safe.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Enjoy the show.
See you guys next week.
Live from Vegas and live fromSouth Carolina.
It'll be a lot of fun.
Enjoy your week, guys.
We'll talk to you then.
We will.
We're going to squeal for thekids, squeal, squeal.
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