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In this jaw-dropping episode, Chris and Costello dive into the ongoing P. Diddy trial — unpacking the shocking allegations, weird freakoffs, graphic testimonies, and the dark underbelly of celebrity power and control....Bet ya never heard these testimonies before!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hello and welcome again to the Cancel Radio Guys
show.
At great expense, this week webring you classified tapes of
Cassie Ventura regarding the PDiddy file.
Now I know what the P standsfor.
Also, we're going to talk aboutBiden cancer.
Be sure, and stay around to theend, because Chris has a new
album he wants to introduce toeveryone.
(00:27):
Plus, don has got some music aswell.
So stick around to the end ofthe show for all the excitement.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Cancel radio guys.
Here we are, chris and CostelloCostello.
The big question to you today,sir what in the hell drive you
boy?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What's up?
Well, I tell you my 73 Pinto'sdoing pretty well, but it's
pretty warm as I go around thosecorners.
I want to go, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You go for 73 Pinto.
That's just a Southern thing.
What the hell drives you meanskind of like what are you up to?
How you doing?
What are you doing?
I go what the hell drives you.
I don't care about that pieceof crap you drive, I just want
to know how you're doing, man,how you doing Expensive piece of
crap.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm doing good.
I think I have lost my voice,though my dulcet tones are gone.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I think you lost it after you had your open-air
surgery?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Oh, I think it yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think they scraped something, broke something, did
something.
It took your voice.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It took 30% of your soul.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You're just not the same guy anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Suck it right out of you.
Only 30% say it ain't so.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We can get it back Today, you know, even though
it's like summer's almost here,graduation season is on, but you
know, no one gives a crap.
Everyone cares about Piss,diddy, trial and man we've got,
as we talked about earlier.
In promoting the show we snuckout some audio.
We paid big money for it.
This is illegal audio ofCassie's testimony and just hang
(01:54):
in there, we're going to haveit in just a couple of seconds.
Oh, cassie.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, cassie, that's not the one I used to date, is
it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, this is Cassie, the slutty lassie who used to
spend about 10, 11 years with PDiddy and you probably don't
notice.
You know she settled when shesued him for $20 million.
Usually when that happens yousign the nondisclosure agreement
.
You can't talk anymore.
But she's been instant.
Now she has to.
But when she got the crapkicked out of her by Piss Diddy
(02:23):
in the hotel, did you know shesued the hotel and how much did
they settle and pay her for?
I don't know.
It came out yesterday $10million.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh jeez, we're in the wrong business.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
She got $20 million $10 million from the hotel.
I think she's set for life,unless she stupid and blows it,
but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, listen, you and I will go downtown to the
Marriott, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, want me to kick you.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Drag you around a little bit yeah, because you
can't get up again.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Just don't file charges against me, and then you
see the hotel and we'll sweatthe money.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Use the hotel we're after.
Yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Just don't call that dipshit lawyer you called in Las
Vegas at one time.
He got you $6,000 for a slipand fall at a big hotel casino
worth billions, and this idiotgot you $6,000.
We're not calling him.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
You remember him?
Right?
This is like yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yes, yes, I do, yes, indeed, that guy injects so much
Botox in his head.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
He's like 90 years old here and nothing moves on
the forehead.
And he's totally bald as welltoo.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Injects Botox in his head all the way back.
He used to have a littleponytail, ed.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That guy did.
I can't picture that.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh yeah, he did Originally, he did.
He come bouncing into a showwe're doing.
Yeah, he does.
Mr Bernstein's here.
Mr Bernstein's here, Look at me.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Look at me, it's a weekly TV show that he pays for
and puts on TV.
Yes, only in Vegas.
But we have to have a moment ofsilence.
We've lost another very popular, well-known baby boomer actor
today.
Did you know?
No, george Wendt, who playedNorm on Cheers, died today at 76
(03:58):
.
Oh, george Norm, he was the guyNorm always had the beer and,
of course, the Bears.
They brought him back for somenew skits.
He was going guy Norm Alwayshad the beer and, of course, the
Bears.
They brought him back for somenew skits.
He was going to start doing acouple of things for the Pope
but he died last night in hissleep, in his sleep.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
That's the way to go.
Oh, he was cool.
That is the way to go.
The name didn't trigger exactly, but now George went.
Yes, of course.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Good night everyone, so see you.
That's the way to go, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That was a mug of beer in his hand, just like that
.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
There will be a lot of tributes to him throughout
the week and I'm sure as well inSaturday Night Live when they
come back in the fall, becausehe was in all those skits about
the Bears and he was all excited.
He was like, oh, I can't waitto put that new skit with all
the characters.
We'll do the Pope and he waslooking forward to meeting him
as well.
So I don't know what happened.
I don't know if he was sick orwhatever.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So it's kind of such.
Well, maybe he's a Presbyterianand not a real Catholic or
something Could be.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, speaking of sick, what's this Biden
diagnosed with aggressive formof prostate cancer.
It's already in his bones.
So you know, you've had cancer,I've had cancer, we've defeated
cancer, yes, so we know youhave it for a while.
So I can tell you, tim Bucks,if he's gone that far.
He had cancer when he waspresident.
Still, you know, he had itprobably maybe a year, probably
(05:15):
two years if it built that much.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I'm trying to think of the right word.
Sick Soon to be dead,Metastasized that's the word,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It's metastasized.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Into the bone.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Into the bone.
It goes from the bone, startstraveling to your vital organs,
and that's when that's the softtissue, usually when it's like
that people don't live very longafter that, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Sadly not.
I had a friend who had one formof cancer got into his brain.
He was gone within three days.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, so I mean when it happens and they're pissed
because some people, like JakeTrapper of CNN, has put out a
book about how they hid it.
They hid his dementia over thelast couple of years he was in
office and whatever.
So they're going.
You need to pull the backpack,pull the book back, quit.
Promoting morning is not a goodtime because he's sick.
The man could be dead within amonth or two, but book a book,
(06:05):
he's still promoting this.
They're still putting him on TV, talking about it and dissing
him.
And here's the poor guy.
Even Trump said to him me andMelania are thinking of you and
we hope for the best.
We hope we get well soon.
He didn't write that.
Someone said send him a flower,Okay, whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Send him a flower.
Okay, whatever, send him asmall bouquet.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Sleepy Joe needs a fucking soap.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Not the I hope you live long.
One, the maybe get well.
One.
Yeah, hope the sniffles diedown.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
So we'll see what happens.
That's his kind of news.
I thought he was a really niceguy.
I thought he did a good job.
He was a good transitionalpresident.
He should have just stated fromthe start he was not going to
run for re-election just becauseof age.
Sickness is well now too, so itwould have been a mess.
So anyway, but he was a goodtransitional guy.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Imagine what would be happening right now if they'd
be scrambling Costello cansurvive cancer.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
If I can survive cancer so far, by God, president
, joe Biden can survive cancer.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
He's only what 30, 40 years older than us.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
We don't wish cancer on anybody, except for
piss-diddy.
Yeah, I mean, this trial isjust beginning.
So everyone thought Cassie is,I guess, his go-to girl for
about 10, 11 years.
How are you going to follow upthat testimony?
It was all private.
They won't talk about it on thenews, they're going.
That says a little too graphic,it's whatever.
So we got to know.
(07:30):
I mean, this is our job.
We are equal opportunityoffenders.
We want to always grab hisstuff and just put it out there.
So we paid some money and wehave audio of Cassie's testimony
from last week, audio ofCassie's testimony from last
week.
And she says like all thethings that Pistitty made her do
what some of the freak offswere about.
(07:52):
So it's uh, it's pretty outthere.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Right, absolutely yeah.
Just put a warning out there,like to do, and things like
warning this.
This is pretty graphic, thiscould make you sick, or it could
give you some good ideas.
I mean, I don't know I triedthat this weekend okay listen.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
If you, if you've just been diagnosed with cancers
, well, you perhaps might notwant to hear this.
It might finish you off wellit's.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
This testimony is mostly about freak offs, so are
you ready?
This is cassandra, who'stestifying last week to some of
her testimony at the PISTIDItrial.
So do we got that?
Okay, let's roll it.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Well, in freak-off, number 23, he said we was going
to do a reverse Oreo.
You know, dark on the insideand white on the outside, that
means he brought in two whiteguys to do a reverse Oreo.
You know, dark on the insideand white on the outside, that
means he brought in two whiteguys to do me Front and back.
I mean really, it was all forhaving to touch white people.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, I feel the same way about touching white people
.
I'm supposed to be white, but Idon't.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And that is unsupported only.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So have you ever done that?
A reverse Oreo, who me no Wereyou in the middle and two black
women on the east side.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I tried doing a reverse Ritz cracker, but it
didn't work so well.
How do?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
you do that.
Well, it gets all kind ofcrumbly and falls apart and two
black women on the east side.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I tried doing a reverse Ritz cracker, but it
didn't work so well.
How did you do that?
Well, it gets all kind ofcrumbly and falls apart.
You know what a?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Ritz cracker is, don't you?
I know what a Ritz cracker is.
I thought you were talkingabout something kinky here.
No, well, sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You're talking about a real cracker.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, you know Fungie Cassandra's talking about the
reverse Oreo.
She's the black in the middleand the white cream on the
outside in the form of two whiteguys that she had to touch.
That made her sick.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
She had to touch those guys.
I think she's pushing that abit.
But there you go.
I don't know, We'll see we havemore.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
This is just it gets deeper, it gets worse.
Oh boy, okay, I'm ready.
Here's some more of Cassandra's, or Cassie, the slutty last
year testimony.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
So go ahead and roll it.
It was freak off number 71.
He made me get on all fours andsaid we're going to do doggy
style today and I thought, great, just stick another paid guy
behind me and let's get thisover with.
This is the stuff to me.
(10:30):
He had a cough through my neckand I'm talking to a chair, and
then he plopped his pit bulldown my back and that dog
started humping me like he wastrying to make a litter of tip
Get off me, I'm not in it.
(10:50):
This dog's a fresh pass.
Do it.
Don't you hear?
Don't Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Okay, so I gathered that because you have to
understand we're sneaking out ofyou, out of here.
Okay, so you have to strain.
Listen more carefully.
What I, what I picked up, isthat he wanted to do a freak off
doggy style, but instead oflike what you would, I would
expect he put a pit bull on herass and put a real dog on her
doggy style.
Sorry, I don't mean to belaughing.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I think it would have been better if it had been a.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Great Dane, that's what I thought it was.
She said that the dog washumping her like it was trying
to make a litter of ten puppies.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Ten puppies in one.
Something like that, yeah 101Dalmatians Boy, this is going to
take a while.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't know if you can turn up that little playback
a little bit there so we canhear a little bit better, it
would be great.
So it's, we've got the reverseOreo.
That's a freak off.
We have the doggy style freakoff using a real dog, which
would go in the form ofbestiality okay, definitely,
she's a nice looking woman.
You put a pit bull on her butt.
He's going this is great, I gotme.
Which would go in the form ofbestiality okay, definitely,
(12:07):
she's a nice-looking woman.
You put a pit bull on her butt.
He's going this is great, I gotme.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's what I get to play with.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
This makes you think of a visual.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I don't know, don't think it's the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I mean, cassie was abused.
I know that I'm all for her,and abused women is just awful,
so I don't think we'redownplaying that.
We're just having some fun here.
We're doing the best we can,but she seems to be in a good
place now.
She's pregnant, she's got afamily, she's got a new husband.
But she went through hell for along time.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
So having someone controlling her is not good.
It's ridiculous what peoplethink of first of all and what
people think is fun and whatpeople think they can get away
with because they've got money.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Money and power.
Yeah, you don't have to buythem off.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Just go down to Mexico.
You see things like donkeys.
Now we're talking.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, I saw that one.
That's another story.
We'll do it another time.
Didn't participate, it's not.
Saw it and I went leaving.
Okay, Saw it and I went leaving.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Okay.
So really the question I haveis is there ever a consensual
freak-off?
I guess there must be, huh.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
No, because he paid people to participate in it.
They were paid people, so theywere paid.
They were brought in and theywere paid to do what he directed
them to do and she had to dowhat he said or if she didn't do
it he'd beat her.
The witnesses are now on thestand saying if she didn't do
what he asked he'd stop and he'dkick and beat her, and it was
(13:34):
pretty frequent.
So she's like stuck in a rut.
There.
It's kind of like you Men canbe controlling.
It's like the way you controlyour blow-up doll.
I mean, you're just soobsessive with that and you just
can't control it.
If she springs a leak, itreally pisses you off.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Well, I have threatened not to stage.
Well, you know, actuallyhearing that it kind of makes me
feel like we shouldn't bemaking fun of it.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
We haven't heard this stuff, so it's just like okay,
I'm curious, we have more audio.
So if you guys are ready, let'ssee what's going on.
Okay, so we've got Morris'Cassandra's testimony against
Piss Diddy and she's testifyingabout freak-offs.
Okay, so we've got the next one.
Go ahead, Go ahead and roll it,let's go.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Cassandra has to recall these nightmares.
You're going to hell.
Piss, diddy, just kill me now.
I'm so sorry.
I'll just Okay, let me gathermyself.
I will continue.
Freecuff 128 was one of theworst.
(14:37):
He called it bondage.
To fill all the holes, hestraps me upright to a board and
bound my wrists and ankles withthose velcro straps, and then
all of these men come in andstart putting their wankers in
my ears, up my nose, in my mouth, all in my vajayjay up to where
(14:57):
.
Oh it, oh I like it, with thewhole time that diddy sitting in
a corner with a towel on him,playing with his little diddy.
And I'm telling you, littlediddy, oh, I think, I think I
(15:19):
don't feel so good, I think I'mgetting some kind of I'm gonna.
I'm so sorry, but I think.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I'm sorry, not funny.
I'll stop the tape.
It's terrible, we're laughing.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What's wrong with us?
What is wrong with us?
Good.
God, I was listening toCassandra's testimony on the
Pistity trial and we're laughing.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, and this is of course that one, from what I
gather.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
The CVs heard the same thing.
She's strapped to a board andshe's got all these different
guys and they're putting,they're putting their dicks In
every opening.
She's got Inside any hole Earhole, in her nostrils, in her
mouth, the vajayjay and up toWilly Wonka.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
The Wonka.
That's not right.
But that's okay, We'll let itget away with that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That's a lot of dicks on you.
There he's just freaking outand gets sick.
And, of course, pistitty, thewhole time sitting with a towel
over himself playing with hislittle little ditty, little
ditty.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
You know, I think I've heard of us, austin Powers
has many me and Pistitty's gotlittle Diddy.
I think I've probably heardenough.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
That's freak-off number 2085.
Do you notice that she's gotnumbers on each freak-off?
She's recalling them by number,how many she's done.
I ain't done yet.
Let's hit it one more time inthere, Because let's see where
we go.
Okay, More testimony CassandraAt the Pistity Trial In the
(16:55):
legal audio that we pay moneyfor.
So I hope you guys enjoy.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I was just going to say don't forget who we are, the
cancelled radio guys, and thisis why we would have got
cancelled.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Because we're laughing.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I feel, so bad for this woman.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
But I'm laughing at this testimony because I can't
just picturing your mind.
Anyway, we have one more pieceof audio from the testimony.
Okay, cassandra once againpissed at a trial.
More live audio from last week.
Okay, go ahead, roll that.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Well, this one just gives me the most nightmares.
Freak-off number one 2011.
So the sicko calls it thegolden shower.
I was to lay there naked withsome strange paid sex worker and
he was to sprinkle me head totoe with a golden shower.
(17:48):
I thought, oh, how nice,finally something that's not
going to violate me.
I thought he's going tosprinkle me with gold flakes and
sparkling water, which I love,by the way.
Then he said open my mouth butdon't swallow.
What Does he think?
I'm Jewish?
(18:08):
Next thing, I know straightfeet.
This hard stream of whatever ishitting me and he gets close to
my head.
I notice this sucks.
Then he's spraying in my mouthand then he tells this guy to
get a straw.
Drink it out my mouth.
Oh God, I'm like it's juice ofhell.
(18:31):
No, and that made me flinch andI spoke this man's pee-pee.
And then he goes nuts.
He's playing under his handtowel.
Take a pill with the baby oil.
Give me, I don't know, 200bottles of mouthwash now, oh my
(18:54):
God.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
She turned into the hot to a girl.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Our program has just turned into something completely
.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
We are just totally white trash.
Oh boy.
Well, we all knew.
They did say in the news aboutthe about the pissing in the
golden shower.
They wouldn't give details.
Okay, he had her open her mouth.
This guy pissed in her mouthand told the guy to get a straw
and drink it, which he refusedto do, and she flinched and then
she swallowed all the urine.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Well, any consolation to a urine is sterile, so but
all the same, I wouldn't want todo that.
Yeah, urine is stale, and atleast the body is sterile.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Have you ever tasted urine?
Have you ever drank your ownurine?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Have you no, well, hell no.
In other words, the answer isthat Maybe I was lost in the
woods and had no water orsomething, and then you have to
wind up drinking your own urinejust to have hydration.
That's different, that'ssurvival.
This is the golden shower.
Whee, oh gee.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
That's what.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Trump does right.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It's the same.
I thought he was in for that inRussia.
Excuse me, try that againRussia.
See what I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Well, that's all we got.
That's all we got, that's allwe could afford.
I thought I could sneak out.
So there's four bits of audiotestimony from Cassandra's
testimony at the Pistiti trialand testifying about four
different types of freak-offs.
What was it?
The reverse Oreo okay, mm-hmm.
(20:40):
There was the doggy style witha real dog okay.
There was the bondage thingfill up every hole you have on
your body.
That was different.
And, of course, the one thatdid make the news, but no
details.
But we got details, which isthe golden shower.
The only difference is betweenPistidi and R Kelly.
R Kelly, well, he used his ownpist, I mean, but here, oh,
(21:02):
really.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Here Pistidi had some one pist for him, so you know.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Okay, so like that enough.
They probably want some more.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I don't have, we don't have any more ideas,
that's it.
So hope you guys enjoyed that,and if you're out there laughing
like we are, then you belong onthis show.
Subscribe and listen to thesick shit we do every week, all
right.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Oh my God, yeah, don't forget to subscribe.
Subscribe, subscribe.
I need a shower.
Yeah, really, after that I dofeel Good, God, you know.
I mean I think I feel bad forher.
I do too, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I mean, that really is.
Having to recount that stuff ina courtroom is tough enough as
it is.
It probably helps to know thefact that there's supposed to be
no audio out there.
Sorry, this is.
We'll try to get some video.
Oh my gosh, we're going to bewalking out in handcuffs.
How'd you get this shit and so?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
you know I'll be on TMZ next week, so you'll be
somebody.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
we got audio.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
They don't, that's it Girls and boys.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Radio guys strike again.
We got yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Been a while, but I think we really hit the pay dirt
.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, that may not be the right phrase, but I hope
you guys enjoyed that, so we'regoing to move on.
Yeah, Okay, let's move on tosomething not disgusting Trump,
oh crap.
He just came back from theMiddle East and he went to Qatar
.
Did you pronounce it?
Qatar?
Is that how you pronounce it?
Qatar, qatar, qatar, qatar,qatar.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I like the stuff you bring up in the morning.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He just went to make deals which really benefits more
him and his family more thananybody else in the country, but
he goes.
Qatar is going to be buyingbillions of dollars worth of
Boeing jets from us.
Are they stupid?
I mean, they're giving awaythese luxury planes, they're
getting Boeing jets.
They're going to fall apart andcrash.
That's probably a pretty decentdeal, but he took the $400
(23:10):
million plane.
If you don't know, it's sittingin an Air Force base in San
Antonio, texas.
Okay, yep, and people going.
It's just not like the AirForce goes.
We have to strip it and toreconfigure it.
So it's a protective plane One.
It protects him against certainweapons.
It has all the communicationstuff on there where he can get
in, but things can be broadcastout.
(23:31):
You can't pick up and listen.
By the time it's all ready togo.
He'll be done with office,maybe not, maybe not.
Or that third term coming inthere somewhere.
He's going to figure it outright.
So I'm not leaving until I getthat damn plane.
And why did they give him theplane?
You know why?
Think about it, Because theywanted to get rid of it.
(23:51):
They've had that thing for salefor five years, since 2020.
Nobody will buy it.
No person will buy it.
No country will buy it.
They're going we got us asucker.
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Was it VJ Vance?
Was it KJ VJ KJ what?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
is it?
You don't know who your vicepresident is.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
No, and I don't care, take Redneck.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Okay, like we are JD, how about JD?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
JD, jd.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Vance.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Why don't they just give it to him and put some lawn
furniture in there and tack himdown with some Velcro or
something, and away you go?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
He can fly that plane and go when he does one of his
visits to the Pope Yep JD seesthe.
Pope, Pope dies.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He always goes to see the new Pope.
He did, he did.
Yeah, at least he didn't diethis time.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You've got to think about this though.
Okay, so here's Trump gets the$400 million plane.
It's in Texas.
They're going to figure outwhat to do, whether they're
going to do it or not.
I think it would be better ifyou just built a brand new Air
Force One, if we need one,because that way it's made in
America made by.
Americans and paid for byAmericans, and it's just
constructed from the beginningby Americans.
(25:00):
Why would we not do that so?
the plane's 40 years old.
I'm sure the inside is veryluxurious.
I mean, it's a flying fortressman.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Come on, they're going to pull the one that they
gave to them apart.
It's a total waste of money.
The only thing they canprobably use again might be I
don't know the wheels.
The only thing they canprobably use again might be, I
don't know the wheels.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Well, think about this.
Okay, so he's got a $400million new plane.
They're going to spend millionsto configure it so it can
become an Air Force One.
Money, money, money.
So he's spending all this moneyaccepting these big gifts, but
what are we stuck with?
We can only have three dolls,ten pencils and three dolls, but
(25:39):
he can get all this stuff forhimself.
That's our president.
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Thank you, sir.
I think we should get intomusic now, not yet we don't have
time.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
You've got to know this.
Florida still has a deathpenalty.
They put people to death.
They put to death an inmatelast week.
He was known as the Casanovakiller.
Probably killed maybe 20,25-plus people across the
country, but, of course, likeTed Bundy, they got him in
Florida and they executed himlast week in Florida.
His name was Glenn Rogers, okay, and, as you know, he gets his
(26:08):
last meal.
I'm not sure what that was, butusually you get a chance to
make a statement.
Some do, some don't.
You would think that he may go.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to my victims, I'msorry, god forgive me.
I love my family, somethinglike that.
He said none of that.
You know what he said.
This is his last words.
Okay, ready, he goes, I agree.
(26:29):
Last word yes, sir, he goes.
President Trump, keep makingAmerica great.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Thank you, I'm ready to go and he killed him.
Pull the lever.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I like that it was a good week for Trump.
He got a new plane, he got adeath of an MA going.
You got my blessing.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
You know, here in South Carolina we just had an
execution.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Oh, you had one too.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, by firing squad .
Here's the thing, the last onethey had, they screwed up with
the medication for the lethalinjection.
Same guy, I remember that.
Yeah, Right, Okay.
So now this guy now comes up,for comes up again.
He's like your number's up pal,Come on.
And he said, well, I think I'llhave by firing squad this time.
(27:20):
And apparently they fucked thatup too.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
They somehow managed he shoots you like three shots
yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Or the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Exactly, you're in a gun state.
You think you know how to aim adamn gun, okay.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Well, the other thing was they said that they heard
chatting and laughing rightbefore they pulled the trigger.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Hey, watch this you mean they didn't kill him,
seriously, they didn't kill him.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
They said it took them a minute to die which is
quite a long time.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Probably deserved it.
What the heck right you can putthe death penalty for a reason.
Okay, he did kill two people.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Bye-bye.
I love that this guy killed25-plus people and his last
words are President Trump doinga great job.
Okay, ready to go?
Fry me.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
They did an injection on him and they got it right.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
He was gone, Pissed himself and he was dead.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
That was it Perfect Golden showers again.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
The canceled radio guys come from music before we
got into being obnoxious radiohosts.
So what are we listening tothis week?
I know what you're listening to.
I have it right here.
I still always pick shit eachweek.
So here's what he's listeningto this week, am I right?
We can't see it?
Oh, because of the thing.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Okay, how about that?
Oh, flesh dance.
Never anything current.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I will go first, Let me go first.
I picked this artist months ago.
Everyone's going, who's that?
I picked Loli Young, Messy.
She has a new song out.
I love it.
Loli Young is my, what I'mlistening to once again Loli
Young.
The song is called One Thing.
Here we go Roll it.
(29:04):
Oh shit, Because of the buttondude, Play the damn song it is
(29:27):
playing.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Can't blame me for everything, Come on damn it.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
So you're Mary Ann.
You use your computer speaker.
Is that what you're goingthrough?
Computer speaker.
Yeah, it's hard to hear you.
I can hear you.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
I'm on a headphone, though I wonder if I can adjust,
I can hear me fine, I can hearyou fine.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Oh, you can't hear me , huh, you can't hear your music
.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I don't know.
I mean, it's a new computer.
I don't know.
I mean it's a new computer, Idon't know, and it's saying it's
defaulting through the headset.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
We can boost it up and play it back, it's ok ok,
huh is this better now I canhear your music.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Is this better?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
another great record for years.
Truly thank you.
Good pick?
I think so.
The lyrics are great.
You've seen the video.
The video's funny.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Oh, I did.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
It sounds like watching a P Diddy freak off the
video.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
It's just the song.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
You heard the lyrics right, so you know what's going
on.
Yes, exactly, it's like oh, theyoung's having a freak-off.
Okay, so we'll just stick tothe theme we're doing this week.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
This will not be on Radio 1.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
No question, here comes the big question yes,
costello, what are you listeningto this week?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Well, I'll just go ahead and play it, if I can.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That'll be a miracle.
Go ahead.
What are?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Oh, same thing, I'm listening to yeah, amazing, here
we go.
Thank you, costello.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Let me give it to Costello.
Actually picked a decent song,holy crap.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Thank you very much thank you, thank you, you
feeling okay, I'm still in shock.
After I don't know man, thewhole world's gone crazy.
I'm going with it.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Where did you find that song at?
It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
That was on YouTube actually.
Good for you I kept scrollingaround until I found something I
had never heard of.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
What are they called again?
The what?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
The Cannons, the Cannons.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Dang Good job, Costello.
Yeah, yeah, we can leave on ahappy note.
Yeah, we can.
Thanks for hanging out on ourDirty Podcast.
This week I picked a dirty song.
We had dirty audio from, youknow, from Cassandra.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
You realize.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Cassandra's got her camera on.
That means she's on part of thepodcast now because we're
looking at her.
There she goes.
Some strange white woman justpopped in the podcast.
That's your sister.
Who's that?
That's hilarious, that's funny,I just came to think of it.
(32:27):
Must be Costello's sister.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
We've got to run, guys, elton.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Fire or Costello Yep Got to run.
So Squealing this week goes toPiss Diddy and even though
there's a long way going totrial, I think we can safely say
he's done and we can cancel him.
Piss Diddy is gone.
He's going to spend the rest ofhis life in prison like R Kelly
.
So Piss Diddy is canceled.
Get by.
We'll hear more testimony,We'll get some more audio, We'll
(33:00):
have it for you on the show.
Okay, Promise all right.
So squeal out the pistis Squealbuddy.
This time you get on the floorlike a dang dog.
Hello and welcome again to the Cancel Radio Guys
show.
At great expense, this week webring you classified tapes of
Cassie Ventura regarding the PDiddy file.
Now I know what the P standsfor.
Also, we're going to talk aboutBiden cancer.
Be sure, and stay around to theend, because Chris has a new
album he wants to introduce toeveryone.
(00:27):
Plus, don has got some music aswell.
So stick around to the end ofthe show for all the excitement.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Cancel radio guys.
Here we are, chris and CostelloCostello.
The big question to you today,sir what in the hell drive you
boy?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What's up?
Well, I tell you my 73 Pinto'sdoing pretty well, but it's
pretty warm as I go around thosecorners.
I want to go, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You go for 73 Pinto.
That's just a Southern thing.
What the hell drives you meanskind of like what are you up to?
How you doing?
What are you doing?
I go what the hell drives you.
I don't care about that pieceof crap you drive, I just want
to know how you're doing, man,how you doing Expensive piece of
crap.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm doing good.
I think I have lost my voice,though my dulcet tones are gone.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I think you lost it after you had your open-air
surgery?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Oh, I think it yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think they scraped something, broke something, did
something.
It took your voice.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It took 30% of your soul.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You're just not the same guy anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Suck it right out of you.
Only 30% say it ain't so.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We can get it back Today, you know, even though
it's like summer's almost here,graduation season is on, but you
know, no one gives a crap.
Everyone cares about Piss,diddy, trial and man we've got,
as we talked about earlier.
In promoting the show we snuckout some audio.
We paid big money for it.
This is illegal audio ofCassie's testimony and just hang
(01:54):
in there, we're going to haveit in just a couple of seconds.
Oh, cassie.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, cassie, that's not the one I used to date, is
it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, this is Cassie, the slutty lassie who used to
spend about 10, 11 years with PDiddy and you probably don't
notice.
You know she settled when shesued him for $20 million.
Usually when that happens yousign the nondisclosure agreement
.
You can't talk anymore.
But she's been instant.
Now she has to.
But when she got the crapkicked out of her by Piss Diddy
(02:23):
in the hotel, did you know shesued the hotel and how much did
they settle and pay her for?
I don't know.
It came out yesterday $10million.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh jeez, we're in the wrong business.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
She got $20 million $10 million from the hotel.
I think she's set for life,unless she stupid and blows it,
but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, listen, you and I will go downtown to the
Marriott, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, want me to kick you.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Drag you around a little bit yeah, because you
can't get up again.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Just don't file charges against me, and then you
see the hotel and we'll sweatthe money.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Use the hotel we're after.
Yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Just don't call that dipshit lawyer you called in Las
Vegas at one time.
He got you $6,000 for a slipand fall at a big hotel casino
worth billions, and this idiotgot you $6,000.
We're not calling him.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
You remember him?
Right?
This is like yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yes, yes, I do, yes, indeed, that guy injects so much
Botox in his head.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
He's like 90 years old here and nothing moves on
the forehead.
And he's totally bald as welltoo.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Injects Botox in his head all the way back.
He used to have a littleponytail, ed.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That guy did.
I can't picture that.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh yeah, he did Originally, he did.
He come bouncing into a showwe're doing.
Yeah, he does.
Mr Bernstein's here.
Mr Bernstein's here, Look at me.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Look at me, it's a weekly TV show that he pays for
and puts on TV.
Yes, only in Vegas.
But we have to have a moment ofsilence.
We've lost another very popular, well-known baby boomer actor
today.
Did you know?
No, george Wendt, who playedNorm on Cheers, died today at 76
(03:58):
.
Oh, george Norm, he was the guyNorm always had the beer and,
of course, the Bears.
They brought him back for somenew skits.
He was going guy Norm Alwayshad the beer and, of course, the
Bears.
They brought him back for somenew skits.
He was going to start doing acouple of things for the Pope
but he died last night in hissleep, in his sleep.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
That's the way to go.
Oh, he was cool.
That is the way to go.
The name didn't trigger exactly, but now George went.
Yes, of course.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Good night everyone, so see you.
That's the way to go, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That was a mug of beer in his hand, just like that
.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
There will be a lot of tributes to him throughout
the week and I'm sure as well inSaturday Night Live when they
come back in the fall, becausehe was in all those skits about
the Bears and he was all excited.
He was like, oh, I can't waitto put that new skit with all
the characters.
We'll do the Pope and he waslooking forward to meeting him
as well.
So I don't know what happened.
I don't know if he was sick orwhatever.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So it's kind of such.
Well, maybe he's a Presbyterianand not a real Catholic or
something Could be.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, speaking of sick, what's this Biden
diagnosed with aggressive formof prostate cancer.
It's already in his bones.
So you know, you've had cancer,I've had cancer, we've defeated
cancer, yes, so we know youhave it for a while.
So I can tell you, tim Bucks,if he's gone that far.
He had cancer when he waspresident.
Still, you know, he had itprobably maybe a year, probably
(05:15):
two years if it built that much.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I'm trying to think of the right word.
Sick Soon to be dead,Metastasized that's the word,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It's metastasized.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Into the bone.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Into the bone.
It goes from the bone, startstraveling to your vital organs,
and that's when that's the softtissue, usually when it's like
that people don't live very longafter that, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Sadly not.
I had a friend who had one formof cancer got into his brain.
He was gone within three days.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, so I mean when it happens and they're pissed
because some people, like JakeTrapper of CNN, has put out a
book about how they hid it.
They hid his dementia over thelast couple of years he was in
office and whatever.
So they're going.
You need to pull the backpack,pull the book back, quit.
Promoting morning is not a goodtime because he's sick.
The man could be dead within amonth or two, but book a book,
(06:05):
he's still promoting this.
They're still putting him on TV, talking about it and dissing
him.
And here's the poor guy.
Even Trump said to him me andMelania are thinking of you and
we hope for the best.
We hope we get well soon.
He didn't write that.
Someone said send him a flower,Okay, whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Send him a flower.
Okay, whatever, send him asmall bouquet.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Sleepy Joe needs a fucking soap.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Not the I hope you live long.
One, the maybe get well.
One.
Yeah, hope the sniffles diedown.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
So we'll see what happens.
That's his kind of news.
I thought he was a really niceguy.
I thought he did a good job.
He was a good transitionalpresident.
He should have just stated fromthe start he was not going to
run for re-election just becauseof age.
Sickness is well now too, so itwould have been a mess.
So anyway, but he was a goodtransitional guy.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Imagine what would be happening right now if they'd
be scrambling Costello cansurvive cancer.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
If I can survive cancer so far, by God, president
, joe Biden can survive cancer.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
He's only what 30, 40 years older than us.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
We don't wish cancer on anybody, except for
piss-diddy.
Yeah, I mean, this trial isjust beginning.
So everyone thought Cassie is,I guess, his go-to girl for
about 10, 11 years.
How are you going to follow upthat testimony?
It was all private.
They won't talk about it on thenews, they're going.
That says a little too graphic,it's whatever.
So we got to know.
(07:30):
I mean, this is our job.
We are equal opportunityoffenders.
We want to always grab hisstuff and just put it out there.
So we paid some money and wehave audio of Cassie's testimony
from last week, audio ofCassie's testimony from last
week.
And she says like all thethings that Pistitty made her do
what some of the freak offswere about.
(07:52):
So it's uh, it's pretty outthere.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Right, absolutely yeah.
Just put a warning out there,like to do, and things like
warning this.
This is pretty graphic, thiscould make you sick, or it could
give you some good ideas.
I mean, I don't know I triedthat this weekend okay listen.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
If you, if you've just been diagnosed with cancers
, well, you perhaps might notwant to hear this.
It might finish you off wellit's.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
This testimony is mostly about freak offs, so are
you ready?
This is cassandra, who'stestifying last week to some of
her testimony at the PISTIDItrial.
So do we got that?
Okay, let's roll it.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Well, in freak-off, number 23, he said we was going
to do a reverse Oreo.
You know, dark on the insideand white on the outside, that
means he brought in two whiteguys to do a reverse Oreo.
You know, dark on the insideand white on the outside, that
means he brought in two whiteguys to do me Front and back.
I mean really, it was all forhaving to touch white people.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, I feel the same way about touching white people
.
I'm supposed to be white, but Idon't.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And that is unsupported only.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So have you ever done that?
A reverse Oreo, who me no Wereyou in the middle and two black
women on the east side.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I tried doing a reverse Ritz cracker, but it
didn't work so well.
How do?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
you do that.
Well, it gets all kind ofcrumbly and falls apart and two
black women on the east side.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I tried doing a reverse Ritz cracker, but it
didn't work so well.
How did you do that?
Well, it gets all kind ofcrumbly and falls apart.
You know what a?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Ritz cracker is, don't you?
I know what a Ritz cracker is.
I thought you were talkingabout something kinky here.
No, well, sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You're talking about a real cracker.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, you know Fungie Cassandra's talking about the
reverse Oreo.
She's the black in the middleand the white cream on the
outside in the form of two whiteguys that she had to touch.
That made her sick.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
She had to touch those guys.
I think she's pushing that abit.
But there you go.
I don't know, We'll see we havemore.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
This is just it gets deeper, it gets worse.
Oh boy, okay, I'm ready.
Here's some more of Cassandra's, or Cassie, the slutty last
year testimony.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
So go ahead and roll it.
It was freak off number 71.
He made me get on all fours andsaid we're going to do doggy
style today and I thought, great, just stick another paid guy
behind me and let's get thisover with.
This is the stuff to me.
(10:30):
He had a cough through my neckand I'm talking to a chair, and
then he plopped his pit bulldown my back and that dog
started humping me like he wastrying to make a litter of tip
Get off me, I'm not in it.
(10:50):
This dog's a fresh pass.
Do it.
Don't you hear?
Don't Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Okay, so I gathered that because you have to
understand we're sneaking out ofyou, out of here.
Okay, so you have to strain.
Listen more carefully.
What I, what I picked up, isthat he wanted to do a freak off
doggy style, but instead oflike what you would, I would
expect he put a pit bull on herass and put a real dog on her
doggy style.
Sorry, I don't mean to belaughing.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I think it would have been better if it had been a.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Great Dane, that's what I thought it was.
She said that the dog washumping her like it was trying
to make a litter of ten puppies.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Ten puppies in one.
Something like that, yeah 101Dalmatians Boy, this is going to
take a while.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't know if you can turn up that little playback
a little bit there so we canhear a little bit better, it
would be great.
So it's, we've got the reverseOreo.
That's a freak off.
We have the doggy style freakoff using a real dog, which
would go in the form ofbestiality okay, definitely,
she's a nice looking woman.
You put a pit bull on her butt.
He's going this is great, I gotme.
Which would go in the form ofbestiality okay, definitely,
(12:07):
she's a nice-looking woman.
You put a pit bull on her butt.
He's going this is great, I gotme.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's what I get to play with.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
This makes you think of a visual.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I don't know, don't think it's the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I mean, cassie was abused.
I know that I'm all for her,and abused women is just awful,
so I don't think we'redownplaying that.
We're just having some fun here.
We're doing the best we can,but she seems to be in a good
place now.
She's pregnant, she's got afamily, she's got a new husband.
But she went through hell for along time.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
So having someone controlling her is not good.
It's ridiculous what peoplethink of first of all and what
people think is fun and whatpeople think they can get away
with because they've got money.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Money and power.
Yeah, you don't have to buythem off.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Just go down to Mexico.
You see things like donkeys.
Now we're talking.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, I saw that one.
That's another story.
We'll do it another time.
Didn't participate, it's not.
Saw it and I went leaving.
Okay, Saw it and I went leaving.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Okay.
So really the question I haveis is there ever a consensual
freak-off?
I guess there must be, huh.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
No, because he paid people to participate in it.
They were paid people, so theywere paid.
They were brought in and theywere paid to do what he directed
them to do and she had to dowhat he said or if she didn't do
it he'd beat her.
The witnesses are now on thestand saying if she didn't do
what he asked he'd stop and he'dkick and beat her, and it was
(13:34):
pretty frequent.
So she's like stuck in a rut.
There.
It's kind of like you Men canbe controlling.
It's like the way you controlyour blow-up doll.
I mean, you're just soobsessive with that and you just
can't control it.
If she springs a leak, itreally pisses you off.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Well, I have threatened not to stage.
Well, you know, actuallyhearing that it kind of makes me
feel like we shouldn't bemaking fun of it.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
We haven't heard this stuff, so it's just like okay,
I'm curious, we have more audio.
So if you guys are ready, let'ssee what's going on.
Okay, so we've got Morris'Cassandra's testimony against
Piss Diddy and she's testifyingabout freak-offs.
Okay, so we've got the next one.
Go ahead, Go ahead and roll it,let's go.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Cassandra has to recall these nightmares.
You're going to hell.
Piss, diddy, just kill me now.
I'm so sorry.
I'll just Okay, let me gathermyself.
I will continue.
Freecuff 128 was one of theworst.
(14:37):
He called it bondage.
To fill all the holes, hestraps me upright to a board and
bound my wrists and ankles withthose velcro straps, and then
all of these men come in andstart putting their wankers in
my ears, up my nose, in my mouth, all in my vajayjay up to where
(14:57):
.
Oh it, oh I like it, with thewhole time that diddy sitting in
a corner with a towel on him,playing with his little diddy.
And I'm telling you, littlediddy, oh, I think, I think I
(15:19):
don't feel so good, I think I'mgetting some kind of I'm gonna.
I'm so sorry, but I think.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I'm sorry, not funny.
I'll stop the tape.
It's terrible, we're laughing.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What's wrong with us?
What is wrong with us?
Good.
God, I was listening toCassandra's testimony on the
Pistity trial and we're laughing.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, and this is of course that one, from what I
gather.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
The CVs heard the same thing.
She's strapped to a board andshe's got all these different
guys and they're putting,they're putting their dicks In
every opening.
She's got Inside any hole Earhole, in her nostrils, in her
mouth, the vajayjay and up toWilly Wonka.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
The Wonka.
That's not right.
But that's okay, We'll let itget away with that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That's a lot of dicks on you.
There he's just freaking outand gets sick.
And, of course, pistitty, thewhole time sitting with a towel
over himself playing with hislittle little ditty, little
ditty.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
You know, I think I've heard of us, austin Powers
has many me and Pistitty's gotlittle Diddy.
I think I've probably heardenough.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
That's freak-off number 2085.
Do you notice that she's gotnumbers on each freak-off?
She's recalling them by number,how many she's done.
I ain't done yet.
Let's hit it one more time inthere, Because let's see where
we go.
Okay, More testimony CassandraAt the Pistity Trial In the
(16:55):
legal audio that we pay moneyfor.
So I hope you guys enjoy.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I was just going to say don't forget who we are, the
cancelled radio guys, and thisis why we would have got
cancelled.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Because we're laughing.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I feel, so bad for this woman.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
But I'm laughing at this testimony because I can't
just picturing your mind.
Anyway, we have one more pieceof audio from the testimony.
Okay, cassandra once againpissed at a trial.
More live audio from last week.
Okay, go ahead, roll that.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Well, this one just gives me the most nightmares.
Freak-off number one 2011.
So the sicko calls it thegolden shower.
I was to lay there naked withsome strange paid sex worker and
he was to sprinkle me head totoe with a golden shower.
(17:48):
I thought, oh, how nice,finally something that's not
going to violate me.
I thought he's going tosprinkle me with gold flakes and
sparkling water, which I love,by the way.
Then he said open my mouth butdon't swallow.
What Does he think?
I'm Jewish?
(18:08):
Next thing, I know straightfeet.
This hard stream of whatever ishitting me and he gets close to
my head.
I notice this sucks.
Then he's spraying in my mouthand then he tells this guy to
get a straw.
Drink it out my mouth.
Oh God, I'm like it's juice ofhell.
(18:31):
No, and that made me flinch andI spoke this man's pee-pee.
And then he goes nuts.
He's playing under his handtowel.
Take a pill with the baby oil.
Give me, I don't know, 200bottles of mouthwash now, oh my
(18:54):
God.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
She turned into the hot to a girl.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Our program has just turned into something completely
.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
We are just totally white trash.
Oh boy.
Well, we all knew.
They did say in the news aboutthe about the pissing in the
golden shower.
They wouldn't give details.
Okay, he had her open her mouth.
This guy pissed in her mouthand told the guy to get a straw
and drink it, which he refusedto do, and she flinched and then
she swallowed all the urine.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Well, any consolation to a urine is sterile, so but
all the same, I wouldn't want todo that.
Yeah, urine is stale, and atleast the body is sterile.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Have you ever tasted urine?
Have you ever drank your ownurine?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Have you no, well, hell no.
In other words, the answer isthat Maybe I was lost in the
woods and had no water orsomething, and then you have to
wind up drinking your own urinejust to have hydration.
That's different, that'ssurvival.
This is the golden shower.
Whee, oh gee.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
That's what.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Trump does right.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It's the same.
I thought he was in for that inRussia.
Excuse me, try that againRussia.
See what I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Well, that's all we got.
That's all we got, that's allwe could afford.
I thought I could sneak out.
So there's four bits of audiotestimony from Cassandra's
testimony at the Pistiti trialand testifying about four
different types of freak-offs.
What was it?
The reverse Oreo okay, mm-hmm.
(20:40):
There was the doggy style witha real dog okay.
There was the bondage thingfill up every hole you have on
your body.
That was different.
And, of course, the one thatdid make the news, but no
details.
But we got details, which isthe golden shower.
The only difference is betweenPistidi and R Kelly.
R Kelly, well, he used his ownpist, I mean, but here, oh,
(21:02):
really.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Here Pistidi had some one pist for him, so you know.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Okay, so like that enough.
They probably want some more.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I don't have, we don't have any more ideas,
that's it.
So hope you guys enjoyed that,and if you're out there laughing
like we are, then you belong onthis show.
Subscribe and listen to thesick shit we do every week, all
right.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Oh my God, yeah, don't forget to subscribe.
Subscribe, subscribe.
I need a shower.
Yeah, really, after that I dofeel Good, God, you know.
I mean I think I feel bad forher.
I do too, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I mean, that really is.
Having to recount that stuff ina courtroom is tough enough as
it is.
It probably helps to know thefact that there's supposed to be
no audio out there.
Sorry, this is.
We'll try to get some video.
Oh my gosh, we're going to bewalking out in handcuffs.
How'd you get this shit and so?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
you know I'll be on TMZ next week, so you'll be
somebody.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
we got audio.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
They don't, that's it Girls and boys.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Radio guys strike again.
We got yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Been a while, but I think we really hit the pay dirt
.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, that may not be the right phrase, but I hope
you guys enjoyed that, so we'regoing to move on.
Yeah, Okay, let's move on tosomething not disgusting Trump,
oh crap.
He just came back from theMiddle East and he went to Qatar
.
Did you pronounce it?
Qatar?
Is that how you pronounce it?
Qatar, qatar, qatar, qatar,qatar.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I like the stuff you bring up in the morning.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He just went to make deals which really benefits more
him and his family more thananybody else in the country, but
he goes.
Qatar is going to be buyingbillions of dollars worth of
Boeing jets from us.
Are they stupid?
I mean, they're giving awaythese luxury planes, they're
getting Boeing jets.
They're going to fall apart andcrash.
That's probably a pretty decentdeal, but he took the $400
(23:10):
million plane.
If you don't know, it's sittingin an Air Force base in San
Antonio, texas.
Okay, yep, and people going.
It's just not like the AirForce goes.
We have to strip it and toreconfigure it.
So it's a protective plane One.
It protects him against certainweapons.
It has all the communicationstuff on there where he can get
in, but things can be broadcastout.
(23:31):
You can't pick up and listen.
By the time it's all ready togo.
He'll be done with office,maybe not, maybe not.
Or that third term coming inthere somewhere.
He's going to figure it outright.
So I'm not leaving until I getthat damn plane.
And why did they give him theplane?
You know why?
Think about it, Because theywanted to get rid of it.
(23:51):
They've had that thing for salefor five years, since 2020.
Nobody will buy it.
No person will buy it.
No country will buy it.
They're going we got us asucker.
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Was it VJ Vance?
Was it KJ VJ KJ what?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
is it?
You don't know who your vicepresident is.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
No, and I don't care, take Redneck.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Okay, like we are JD, how about JD?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
JD, jd.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Vance.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Why don't they just give it to him and put some lawn
furniture in there and tack himdown with some Velcro or
something, and away you go?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
He can fly that plane and go when he does one of his
visits to the Pope Yep JD seesthe.
Pope, Pope dies.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He always goes to see the new Pope.
He did, he did.
Yeah, at least he didn't diethis time.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You've got to think about this though.
Okay, so here's Trump gets the$400 million plane.
It's in Texas.
They're going to figure outwhat to do, whether they're
going to do it or not.
I think it would be better ifyou just built a brand new Air
Force One, if we need one,because that way it's made in
America made by.
Americans and paid for byAmericans, and it's just
constructed from the beginningby Americans.
(25:00):
Why would we not do that so?
the plane's 40 years old.
I'm sure the inside is veryluxurious.
I mean, it's a flying fortressman.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Come on, they're going to pull the one that they
gave to them apart.
It's a total waste of money.
The only thing they canprobably use again might be I
don't know the wheels.
The only thing they canprobably use again might be, I
don't know the wheels.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Well, think about this.
Okay, so he's got a $400million new plane.
They're going to spend millionsto configure it so it can
become an Air Force One.
Money, money, money.
So he's spending all this moneyaccepting these big gifts, but
what are we stuck with?
We can only have three dolls,ten pencils and three dolls, but
(25:39):
he can get all this stuff forhimself.
That's our president.
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Thank you, sir.
I think we should get intomusic now, not yet we don't have
time.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
You've got to know this.
Florida still has a deathpenalty.
They put people to death.
They put to death an inmatelast week.
He was known as the Casanovakiller.
Probably killed maybe 20,25-plus people across the
country, but, of course, likeTed Bundy, they got him in
Florida and they executed himlast week in Florida.
His name was Glenn Rogers, okay, and, as you know, he gets his
(26:08):
last meal.
I'm not sure what that was, butusually you get a chance to
make a statement.
Some do, some don't.
You would think that he may go.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to my victims, I'msorry, god forgive me.
I love my family, somethinglike that.
He said none of that.
You know what he said.
This is his last words.
Okay, ready, he goes, I agree.
(26:29):
Last word yes, sir, he goes.
President Trump, keep makingAmerica great.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Thank you, I'm ready to go and he killed him.
Pull the lever.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I like that it was a good week for Trump.
He got a new plane, he got adeath of an MA going.
You got my blessing.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
You know, here in South Carolina we just had an
execution.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Oh, you had one too.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, by firing squad .
Here's the thing, the last onethey had, they screwed up with
the medication for the lethalinjection.
Same guy, I remember that.
Yeah, Right, Okay.
So now this guy now comes up,for comes up again.
He's like your number's up pal,Come on.
And he said, well, I think I'llhave by firing squad this time.
(27:20):
And apparently they fucked thatup too.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
They somehow managed he shoots you like three shots
yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Or the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Exactly, you're in a gun state.
You think you know how to aim adamn gun, okay.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Well, the other thing was they said that they heard
chatting and laughing rightbefore they pulled the trigger.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Hey, watch this you mean they didn't kill him,
seriously, they didn't kill him.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
They said it took them a minute to die which is
quite a long time.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Probably deserved it.
What the heck right you can putthe death penalty for a reason.
Okay, he did kill two people.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Bye-bye.
I love that this guy killed25-plus people and his last
words are President Trump doinga great job.
Okay, ready to go?
Fry me.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
They did an injection on him and they got it right.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
He was gone, Pissed himself and he was dead.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
That was it Perfect Golden showers again.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
The canceled radio guys come from music before we
got into being obnoxious radiohosts.
So what are we listening tothis week?
I know what you're listening to.
I have it right here.
I still always pick shit eachweek.
So here's what he's listeningto this week, am I right?
We can't see it?
Oh, because of the thing.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Okay, how about that?
Oh, flesh dance.
Never anything current.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I will go first, Let me go first.
I picked this artist months ago.
Everyone's going, who's that?
I picked Loli Young, Messy.
She has a new song out.
I love it.
Loli Young is my, what I'mlistening to once again Loli
Young.
The song is called One Thing.
Here we go Roll it.
(29:04):
Oh shit, Because of the buttondude, Play the damn song it is
(29:27):
playing.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Can't blame me for everything, Come on damn it.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
So you're Mary Ann.
You use your computer speaker.
Is that what you're goingthrough?
Computer speaker.
Yeah, it's hard to hear you.
I can hear you.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
I'm on a headphone, though I wonder if I can adjust,
I can hear me fine, I can hearyou fine.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Oh, you can't hear me , huh, you can't hear your music
.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I don't know.
I mean, it's a new computer.
I don't know.
I mean it's a new computer, Idon't know, and it's saying it's
defaulting through the headset.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
We can boost it up and play it back, it's ok ok,
huh is this better now I canhear your music.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Is this better?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
another great record for years.
Truly thank you.
Good pick?
I think so.
The lyrics are great.
You've seen the video.
The video's funny.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Oh, I did.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
It sounds like watching a P Diddy freak off the
video.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
It's just the song.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
You heard the lyrics right, so you know what's going
on.
Yes, exactly, it's like oh, theyoung's having a freak-off.
Okay, so we'll just stick tothe theme we're doing this week.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
This will not be on Radio 1.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
No question, here comes the big question yes,
costello, what are you listeningto this week?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Well, I'll just go ahead and play it, if I can.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That'll be a miracle.
Go ahead.
What are?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Oh, same thing, I'm listening to yeah, amazing, here
we go.
Thank you, costello.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Let me give it to Costello.
Actually picked a decent song,holy crap.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Thank you very much thank you, thank you, you
feeling okay, I'm still in shock.
After I don't know man, thewhole world's gone crazy.
I'm going with it.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Where did you find that song at?
It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
That was on YouTube actually.
Good for you I kept scrollingaround until I found something I
had never heard of.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
What are they called again?
The what?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
The Cannons, the Cannons.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Dang Good job, Costello.
Yeah, yeah, we can leave on ahappy note.
Yeah, we can.
Thanks for hanging out on ourDirty Podcast.
This week I picked a dirty song.
We had dirty audio from, youknow, from Cassandra.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
You realize.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Cassandra's got her camera on.
That means she's on part of thepodcast now because we're
looking at her.
There she goes.
Some strange white woman justpopped in the podcast.
That's your sister.
Who's that?
That's hilarious, that's funny,I just came to think of it.
(32:27):
Must be Costello's sister.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
We've got to run, guys, elton.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Fire or Costello Yep Got to run.
So Squealing this week goes toPiss Diddy and even though
there's a long way going totrial, I think we can safely say
he's done and we can cancel him.
Piss Diddy is gone.
He's going to spend the rest ofhis life in prison like R Kelly
.
So Piss Diddy is canceled.
Get by.
We'll hear more testimony,We'll get some more audio, We'll
(33:00):
have it for you on the show.
Okay, Promise all right.
So squeal out the pistis Squealbuddy.
This time you get on the floorlike a dang dog.
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