November 1, 2024 • 44 mins
What if we could escape the chaos of political madness by embodying the carefree charm of a younger Brad Pitt? Join us for a hilarious romp through the tumultuous world of political ads and campaign strategies as we tackle the over-the-top scare tactics and surprisingly relatable lifestyle choices of public figures. Our episode takes a turn for the unexpected with an untimely call from our producers, reminding us that live podcasting is anything but predictable. And just when you think you've heard it all, a controversial guest makes a surprise appearance, stirring the political pot even further.
Nevada's political scene takes center stage as we break down the contrasting styles of Kamala Harris and Donald Trump in this crucial swing state. Get ready for a rollercoaster of hilarity and insight as we debate the top ten reasons for reconsidering your vote for a certain eyebrow-raising candidate, mixing in serious points with the levity of sound effects from our new broadcast mixing board. The conversation dances between humor and serious commentary, as we weigh the implications of political choices and the antics of aging celebrities.
From the nostalgia of Jack Jones to the bizarre joy of TV shows starring Sylvester Stallone and Jeremy Clarkson, we embrace the quirks of Hollywood and the playful critique of British English. As Halloween approaches, our plans for a special episode featuring JD Vance promise an entertaining dive into festive chaos and political banter. With Elon Musk's ambitions and the vibrant memories of Las Vegas festivities, this episode is packed with playful chatter and candid reflections.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hi, this is Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
No, it's Costello oh boo.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You sound angry, costello, it's Costello, no.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
This Halloween.
It makes me angry Boo.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What the hell are you pissed about?
I should be pissed, I'm pissed.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, I'd like to have a pair of teeth.
I don't know about you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm just about ready to lose it.
We've got a week to go.
I can't take it.
It's just like I can't turn myphone on.
I can't watch a football game.
I just try to watch anythingregular, even if I'm streaming
it's commercial spot vote, it'sall political.
I just try to watch anythingregular, even if I'm streaming
these commercials pop out.
It's all political.
It's like Immigrants are gonnacome to you in your sleep unless
(00:52):
you vote for me.
I'm just All this shit.
It's like what he calls scaretactics, right, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That's what they've been doing the whole way.
As a matter of fact, let's see.
Well, the ship Gibbon was atthe Steelers game on.
Was it Monday night?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He was up there.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And they said oh, you should hear them chanting USA,
usa.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I didn't hear that at all.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I didn't either.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think he's lying.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You suck, you suck, you suck.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You're a fat, overweight, obese piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was riding home.
Man making french fries, that'sfor sure.
Yeah, you see how wide that bigfruit was.
He had that fry bucket there.
He had his jacket off.
Did you ever take a look?
You see how wide that big fruitwas back there?
Holy crap, he's an obese man.
Man, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He's a fast food junkie.
Well, do you remember when hefirst got into office and I had
a basketball team with somebodywho was invited to the White
House because they'd won andusually they'd have a state
dinner?
Yeah, Remember they hadstatement journals.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
They had McDonald's.
Yeah, he's at a whole banquettable.
It's not the time of McDonald's.
They're going to be so happyI'm going great.
You're working with a worldchampionship and you're rewarded
with an E coli quarter pounder.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Extra E coli for him.
Did you eat one of those?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Did you eat one?
Did you eat an E coli burger?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't eat McDonald's, I don't eat fast
food anymore.
Good for you, I don't know it'svery rare that I do.
Occasionally I get thehankering for red meat.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I saw today that, because there's the onions, the
onions came from Taylor Farms inColorado Springs.
Oh, really, because theyfeature stuff at Taylor Farms in
the produce departmentsometimes, where I go buy
groceries, I'm going good thingI bought you that deli onions.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What are you doing?
Eating raw onions anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I always eat raw onions.
I bought them from there.
I'd be this.
Holy shit, I got to go.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm dead.
Ladies and gentlemen, chrisBailey Fred.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Twilliquist Put the quarter pounder in there, thank
God.
Thank God, I was quarterpounder in there, by God.
By God, I was stressed out,though, with a week to go, she
didn't get into you.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's just like a fever pitch.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I was watching.
See Kamu was in Houston lastnight.
She brought out the big starpower.
She brought out Beyonce.
Yes, Beyonce.
Holy crap.
A lot of people there justbecause they can't see Beyonce.
You don't do that.
You shouldn't do that veryoften.
So we've got a week to go.
I wonder if Miss Taylor andtheir Swifties are going to make
an appearance and do the samething at a rally.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Can you imagine, how crazy that would be?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh man that would be fun.
That would be fun yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
She told me boom like yeah, yeah, I'm a rain.
I'm a rain on this bitter love.
Tell the sweet I'm new, I'mtelling these tears go and fall
away, fall away.
May the last one burn intoflames.
Freedom, freedom.
(04:19):
I can't move Freedom, cut meloose.
Freedom, freedom.
Where are you Cause I needfreedom too.
I can't move Freedom, caught meloose.
Yeah, freedom, freedom.
Where are you Cause I needfreedom too?
I break chains All by myself,won't let my freedom Ride in
hell.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hey, I'm here.
She didn't endorse her, but Ijust, I'm just like, I'm just
stressed she is endorsing her.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
She is endorsing her.
She has endorsed her.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, but she's done nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh, nothing physically, she just tells
people.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
This is who I'm endorsing and here's why.
So everyone should go registerand vote for who you think is
best.
She's trying to be noncommittalthat way, but she said herself
Our producers are calling Greattiming.
Okay, Go ahead and answer.
Just tell them what we're doing, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Our producers are calling Great timing.
Okay, go ahead and answer, justtell them what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, I'll go ahead and answer, just tell them on
the show.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, we're in the middle of the show right now.
Hey mate, listen, we're rightin the middle of a show, oh,
okay.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Can we talk in like two hours?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
We can.
Yeah, you guys remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Remember the show.
Remember the show.
Remember the show.
Hello, take care.
Okay, mate, bye.
Remember the show you'resupposed to be promoting.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh, he's gone.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I got up on his ass.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, well, that's good to know, I guess well, you
text him and made him mad.
I sent him a nasty text beforethe show what are you guys doing
?
You know publicity.
I mean, I don't know if youknow it, but you know, yesterday
his orangeness did the JoeRogan podcast.
Yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Is it live?
Is it live?
I mean, I think they releasedit like maybe today.
I don't know what the show dateis, I don't know.
They made a rally in NorthCarolina.
He showed up about 1030 at thecrowd already left.
Of course the heirs campaignjumped out.
You're talking about crowds.
Look at MDC's.
It's supposed to be at 7.
They were three hours late, wasit?
(06:19):
You got dipped in the 40s lastnight?
People going going home bye-bye?
Yeah, no, kidding, I haven'thad a chance to hear it.
Yes, I don't have.
And no, no one's talked aboutit.
I guess I haven't.
I guess they haven't posted ityet.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
No, I don't look to have a friendly thing because I
think, if I can't remember right, so rogan's audience is mostly
young white men.
Just stupid, kind of like.
I like it.
The trump followers.
Okay, is it a?
Would it be a Trump-friendlyshow, didn't Rogan?
He didn't endorse Trump, did he?
Oh he endorsed Robert KennedyJr.
That's right.
(06:53):
I forgot.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, that's a non-starter, so that's good.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah.
So I guess, if he endorsed him,which I guess means that he'd
naturally fall to Trump now,since Kennedy's out Kennedy
endorsed Trump, since Kennedy'sout Kennedy endorsed Trump.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Promised some cabinet position.
I guess right.
One more reason to dislike theguy.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
He's out, he's gone, you're not stressed.
You don't seem stressed.
I'm a little hyper, I'm justlike.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You are, yeah, you're kicking things and making all
kinds of noises.
I can't help.
I'm just like you are.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, you're kicking things and making all kinds of
noises.
I can't help it.
I mean, our business is, aren'tyou like on the edge here with
a week to go in and just getinto it?
You had enough, you got to getto me.
In fact, the movie is somethingabout mirror, where the guy's
picking, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I can Not really, because I honestly, I mean I
will be absolutely dumbfoundedif the given gets in.
So you know, if it happens thenwhat are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Move Right, move.
You're going to move anyway.
You're going to move anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I know, I know I've been looking for places.
I've been looking for places inSarasota because they're so
nice and the prices are dropping.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, they are yes, they are I wonder?
Why You'll get a good place andyou'll get a good price.
Make sure you stay with us fora while.
The problem you're going tohave is getting insurance.
They're tricky because you justcan't say, okay, I want a lot
of insurance.
You've got to have like fourdifferent types of buttons.
When you buy one, you thinkyou're covered, except it
happens you go oh, you didn'tbuy the river button, you didn't
(08:28):
buy the television, you didn'tbuy the ocean, you didn't buy
the river.
It's just like you didn't buythe river you didn't buy the
rainbow, that's just the way itis.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
What am I going to do ?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
We've got a house, the type house we like.
Got an email from one, and onesimilar to a real one.
It was $10,000.
Wow, I know it's a real house.
So, wow, it's an expensive.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You know why you think it's a lot in the market.
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Some people aren't going to be built.
Some people no, not at all Somepeople are going to be built.
Some people are going to leave,some people are going to be
after something.
It's like five decades before Ihad a weather system like that
down there, I had like two in arow.
Some people are like it'll beanother five decades before they
probably have one again.
So we'll see, you think, I hope, I hope.
(09:20):
Well, yeah, you know it couldbe $120, so you know what's the
matter, right?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
See what I can afford down there.
They're most of these damncondos and they're going wow,
that's really nice.
I guess I could live with that.
But then you get down to theresort fees HOA, fees, hoa fees.
Hoa fees, forget it.
Some of them are like $700 amonth.
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, if you want to do condo living, the place for
you to go would be Amelia Island, which is because it's all
basic condos.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, I don't want that at all, oh you don't want that,
no, no.
I just need $100,000 to bolsterwhat I got, and then I get a
real house.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
So we start a GoFundMe page for you.
Yeah, let's do.
Okay, so what kind of reasoncan we come up with for people
who want to send you money forGoFundMe?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I need to leave South Carolina for my mental health.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I think that would do it Okay, so they're going to
mentally challenge.
He's having a mental healthissue because of where he lives.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Absolutely.
It's a fact.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We that may work it's a fact, we may be able to raise
you about 50 bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't know.
Yeah, 50 bucks and a button.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
What's the requirement to put up a page
like that anyway?
Do you know?
Go find me a page.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Nothing really.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Just give it a go and see what happens.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
But the thing you've got to send it out to people,
that's the problem.
I mean, you can send it out toyour friends and they're just
going to say, well, fuck you.
Well, yeah, there's that.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You send that to the audience, they'll say the same
thing, but you just show them apicture of what your
surroundings are like, where youlive, and they go.
Oh, poor guy.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
The money will start flooding in.
I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Just a thought.
Just a thought, otherwise,there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Hey, I'll make it a hundred grand verse there.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's just you'll be able to move in about five years
, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I figured this, I might be able to get a little
over 200 for this house if I'mlucky, which is nothing, I mean,
it's just didn't big mistake.
But there you go.
You picked it.
Yeah, I, I did, and you told menot to.
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I look at this every day I'm listening to you.
This time I'm not going to sayanything, not yet.
Give me about five minutes.
I'll do it then, since we areone week away from finally
getting rid of this thing inelections.
I've been in the swing state ofNevada the past week and a half.
Since it was a swing state, theads are a lot more intense,
(11:43):
they're a lot more heavy on thescare tactics and they're just
everywhere.
You've got local politicianshere and, of course, the two
presidential candidates.
Because it is a swing state, alot of ads going back and forth.
Big time.
Harris is taking the high road.
We're going to do this.
Just don't go back.
Here's my policies and Trump isgoing.
The Americans are going to killyou in your sleep.
(12:04):
You're going to wake up dead.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, he's getting confused with Halloween.
Halloween, halloween's comingup.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
He just had the orange glow, so he's ready to go
.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Eh, eh, eh eh eh, I like that game.
I'm working on Dracula.
Yeah, I like that game.
I'm working on Dracula.
I got over it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
With a week to go, I don't know which way people go,
but whatever.
So I've got the 10 reasons whyyou should not vote for Trump.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Okay, oh, that's a great idea.
It's not like a top 10 list.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's just 10 good reasons why you should not vote
for him.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Okay, all right, I'm going to press a button.
Press why you should not votefor him.
Okay, I'm going to press thebutton.
Press the button.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Give me a drum roll, give me something, give me a
burp.
I don't know what it is Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Let's see.
That's either rain or applause.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I can't figure out which.
Either way, it's pretty abrupt,isn't it?
It is isn't it.
Don't worry, I'll fix it.
Can I have it one more time?
One isn't it?
Hmm, don't worry, I'll fix it.
Can I have it one more time?
One more time, just to see.
See, I have here the 10 reasonsin case you need, because
there's still, believe it or not?
I was talking to someoneearlier today, going you know, I
just don't know which way to go.
(13:18):
So I'm deciding well, what thefrick?
I mean it, frick.
I mean it's a week to go.
They've been all in your face.
You still don't know.
He said the reason was he goes.
Well, don't like Trump, don'tlike the other, so I don't know.
It's like a coin toss.
He said then don't vote, hegoes.
No, I just have to.
It's my thing, I want to vote.
So it's still undecided.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So we'll throw this reasons not to vote for Trump.
Okay, right, got it.
He's number 10.
Number 10.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Number 10.
He's an asshole.
I'm sorry, that's my own.
Well, that's number 11.
That's number one.
Let's go back to number 10, sir, as president, he did violate
his oath to preserve, protectand defend the Constitution.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Okay, you guys remember that.
I'll tell you when we forgetright Number nine.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
If I get that going, Number nine, Thank you.
He won't say that he'll acceptthe voters' verdict.
He loses again.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He's going to fight it.
He tells people to fight, fightfight.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
So why do you want a guy like that Number eight?
He's going to be heldaccountable for his alleged
crimes as president only if he'sdefeated.
If he wins, he's going to wipethe slate clean and clean his
slate so he won't be charged.
It all comes to an end.
He said the first thing he'sgoing to do is fire that special
(14:42):
prosecutor, jack Smith, withintwo seconds.
Case closed All of his chargesgo away.
He'll only be held accountableif he loses.
So let's make sure he loses, sohe can go to prison.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
He can go to prison he can go to prison.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
This new now Stella's showing off his new board.
Yes, new broadcast mixing board, you can change it to a little
new.
Now Stella's showing off hisnew board.
Yes, new broadcast mixing board.
You can change it to a littlekid voice, it'd be fun.
Okay, number seven, numberseven, he'd be the first
president with a serious rapsheet.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Number six.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Number six he's totally unfit to be president.
Okay, that's been prettyobvious, okay, yes, yes.
Number five, number five he's athreat to national security.
Ex-cabinet members, everyonesays that that if he's there
because he just, things will bedifferent, our soldiers will be
at harm's way, that's for sure.
Number four, number four,number four.
(15:47):
What happened to the echo?
Did you lose that already?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Number four yeah, there we go Number four.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Thank you, helium boy .
Okay, number four.
He doesn't know or care how toconstructively address the
nation's problems.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Think back to COVID.
Didn't know what the hell to do.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Everybody drink bleach.
Drink some bleach, you're okay,I'm going to go to Walter E and
take care of myself.
You guys drink bleach.
Okay, fair and square.
Number three it further packedthe federal courts with more
right-wing folks.
It's going to get worse andworse.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
It's going to get worse to the.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Supreme Court, but all federal courts.
They just appoint people justlike them.
Number two Number two he's thepathological liar, we know that.
Rapist, misogynist.
Number one.
We have number one.
Number one.
Eight this is number one.
He was not president for allAmericans Antisemitic.
I guess we should do.
(16:44):
Number one.
We have number one, number 1A.
This is number one, number one.
He was not president for allAmericans, we know that.
And number 1A Number 1A.
He's an asshole, a for asshole.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, but I can't argue with that.
That's true.
Those are 10 very good points.
Not to vote for that asshole.
You can't argue with that.
That's true.
Those are 10 very good points.
Not to vote for that assholeFor people who still on this
side are going.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I can't tell you which way to go.
Think of those reasons.
Why would you vote for someonewith all those things against
him?
All those things that doesn'tbenefit you in any way, shape or
form.
You know, if he wins, when hegets here he's going to fire the
special prosecutor.
He, If he wins when he getshere he's going to fight a
special prosecutor.
He's going to do all thesethings to clear his name and get
himself free and clear.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
And then worry about maybe some other stuff down the
road.
Well, I mean, other than thereare so many things that that man
did since even being in theWhite House.
I mean, you know he's realpally with Putin, even though
Putin said no, but we knowthat's not true.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Think about the time that we had the shortage of
COVID kits.
Yes, we sent, we were inAmerica for COVID kits and he
sends them to Putin in Russiaand said here here, buddy, this
will make you like me more.
Make sure you keep your eyeshealthy so you can invade
Ukraine, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Ah, along with South Korea, who have sent 3,000
troops over there.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
What was that?
That's just, I'm just stressed.
It's just a tough time.
Just talking about this I wasgoing where is that?
You just tick them off.
There's one you tick off allthe reasons?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
No, there are just too many.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I mean, it's just Well, he's going to round up all
the murderers and rapists,immigrants, and send them all
back, All the immigrants.
Here you are and you have nogreen card.
Oh, I do.
You've extended your stay inthis country.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yes, I have Do you have a card?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I've got agreen card, haven't you passed
the expiration date.
No, I haven't checked recently.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I'm saying I think it's still good.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I think it's still good.
I better check my passport aswell.
And if it's not?
If it's not, it'll take.
Oh God, they take forever toget and it's about $7,000.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I'll have to work at the Frenchies by myself.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Hey, that's it.
We'll all go and live with them.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
We'll go to the south of France, the live with them.
We'll go to the south of France, the damn good area.
So when they called just aminute ago, I answered my text
like what are you doing about ashow We've got to get out there?
Did he sound stressed?
Which one was it?
Was it anus?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
or sour.
It was anus, no, no, it wassour.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Sour, he's a happy boy.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I don't know, man, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You know the time because it's the same premise
there as it is in England.
So what time is it in Franceright now?
8 pm, 9 pm or later.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It's probably about 7 .
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh, it's not bad.
He should be awake then.
Oh yeah, he's working on hisfirst cocktail and he's making
dinner for his blow-up doll.
This is my girl, brigette.
Why the duct tape?
She springs leaks.
Why does she spring leaks?
(19:56):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
We'll vote for Brigette.
That's a great gag if you gotvideo, but the majority of this
is on sound only.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It's our skull, guys.
We're just doing Halloweenvisual stuff.
That's okay Everyone.
Just you know imagine.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I've got a fruitful imagination going here.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Myself and Costello.
We're 29 years old.
We both look like Brad Pitt.
We're really cool.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
We both are Brad Pitt , true we did 29, so we did
about one week a long time agoyou know, I gotta wonder how,
wonder how brad pitt and thoseguys you know, the I guess it's
just hollywood living in a hellof a lot of botox, I don't know
well one.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
You got to be born with good genes to begin with,
okay so you can't help that youknow.
So you can't pick, you can'tpick your parents, and so either
they have that look and theypass it on to you, for you don't
lose hair, you, you're agood-looking guy to begin with,
and the rest you have to keepyourself up, of course.
So, since your looks is how theymake your living.
So being able to have all thatfree time to work out the money
(21:13):
to eat right and have trainersand stuff, that's part of the
deal, right.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
That's it.
I suppose that does help.
I mean, it must do.
And we have discussed thisbefore and I was saying well,
I'll come out there, so well,I'll give you, I'll give you new
hair.
And oh look, we could, we coulddo some Botox here and we do
all that here.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
So if you come back to Vegas, we'll do a total hair
transplant on you.
All right, you don't have adamn wrinkle on your forehead.
I don't know how you got awaywith that.
No, I got wrinkles in otherplaces we can do right there,
and we can do right there.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
We'll shoot you up, we'll shoot you up, we'll do a
line jab right there.
We're going to shoot Juvedermright up those babies, my jowls.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
We're going to shoot Juvederm right up those and
they'll disappear right in frontof your face and this will be
gone and the patient will havethis nice, smooth, youthful face
.
Hey, yeah, we're offering youCostello a free Costello Beauty
Makeover.
Get your ass to Vegas then.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Well, I will soon.
I just wanted two things got tohappen and then I will.
I told Allison, my daughter,that I would be there soon and
she's been doing homemaintenance and put two
brand-new lights in and thenrealized they were still turned
on.
She didn't electrocute herselfanyway.
(22:29):
Her next target is going to bea ceiling fan.
A ceiling fan she's going toput her own ceiling fan.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
A ceiling fan.
Okay, you need those in Vegas,especially when it gets to
around June, July and August.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You've got to have them everywhere.
You've got to have them.
You've got to have them.
I've got one here in my studio.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
You've got to tell them that when you come, you're
going to be sitting a day hereat the clinic for the Hostello
makeover.
Okay, you know what your hairwill grow back again.
What are you going to do withthat?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh my God, my hair will grow back.
I got a gap in my front teeththat I never had before.
I don't know what's going onhere.
Get old and everything fallsapart.
You keep separating Okay.
Sorry, 29.
We're going to have some fun,though.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
While you're sleeping and we're doing your hair,
we're going to put some extrahair down your back too.
Just for fun On your shoulders,and just a nice little tuft
here it's the sunshines aboveyour shirt going up your neck.
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I was watching a show .
They were interviewing someprofessors and things and this
guy came on.
He was like a clergyman and helooked just like a clergyman and
everything was shaved, exceptunderneath here there was like
this massive bush coming outfrom there and eyebrows.
That drives me nuts.
When I see people with bushyeyebrows I forgot Trim those
(23:50):
babies, trim them, trim themLike a freaking caterpillar.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Let you know, a month ago we had a guy come in to
California and we did chest hairtransplant.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Okay, do you often do that?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
No, that's what he wanted.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
He wouldn't.
He wanted like going up thisway so he'd come up and grow and
be over his shirt and he wantedevery shirt he wanted to see.
You'd be see hair coming upover his shirt.
I said, okay, a psychevaluation.
I'm a little bit first likeokay, just make sure you didn't
have other issues going on,otherwise he's a good job, he's
a good guy.
It's just a thing that wasimportant to him.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Like people with a foot fetish, I suppose we should
mention that the council guysnow bought you by Regrow Hair in
Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Right there, yeah it's subtle, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Brought up placement placement, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah, this is true.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
There, there look at this before picture.
That's him before.
When he gets out here a fewmonths later, we'll have an
after shot of him.
You're going to go like god.
Look at that woolly mammothwhere.
Where did he come from?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, yeah, that'd be great Contact lenses.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Some people age better than others.
If you look at two guys who aretwo good friends, they just put
out a movie together on Apple,so you got Brad Pitt, same side
George Clooney.
To me, I think Brad.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Not so much.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Hmm, I never thought he was like a handsome guy,
anyway, I mean, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
No, I don't.
You think he's a?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
guy's guy.
Guys like him too.
Women love him.
And you look at Brad, he's agood-looking guy, george.
Clooney His eyeballs get reallybig and so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
You know, his mother was Rosemary Clooney.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
That wasn't his mother.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
That was his aunt.
His aunt, oh, I thought it washis mother.
Well, she was tiny, she waslike a little tub, a little
barrel.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Rosemary Clooney was a helium blip.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
She was big yeah well okay.
That's putting it nicely.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Tiny big.
What year did you see her?
Did it birth A helium blimp?
She was big, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, Now I worked with her at the Desert Inn many
years ago.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
She had a really loud belty voice, didn't she?
Mm-hmm, Yep.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
There was her and Linda Ronstadt were there and
they were obviously.
You know, it was later on.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It wasn't that long ago, but it was 20 years ago.
We always do the Baby Boomersdeaths, okay, so many.
You probably won't even knowwho this is.
I bet no, I bet not.
He used to wear like a tuxedo.
He had that handsome look andhe did sing classics.
He was always on variety shows.
He guest starred in all thosestupid series all the time.
He loved American style and allthat stuff.
Is that?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Jack Johnson, yes, jack Jones.
Stupid series all the time.
You know, love America style onstuff.
So check, check, johnson.
Yes, jack Jones, jack Jones.
I was close.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You did?
Yeah, I've mentioned that.
People go.
Who's that?
I got to show a picture.
Oh, I know that guy.
He didn't.
What famous song did he sing?
There was, there was playedevery week the love boat Exactly
, love boat.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Because I'm impressed you actually knew shit this
week.
Yeah, it's not footballSpeaking of football, oh well, I
wonder how Ohio's doing.
I was watching that before westarted recording.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Were you watching it?
I'm watching Ole Miss andOklahoma.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Oh well is.
Oklahoma getting beaten?
Again?
Yes, they are.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
God man, ole Miss, who cares about Oklahoma?
You like Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I used to live right there in Norman.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well, no way.
You're picking all the cheapplaces to live, but look at
where you have to wake up atevery day.
I'm in Norman Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Oh, no, Norman.
No, no man, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Little Rock, arkansas , somebody shoot me.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Now, Norman was cool.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
They did.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
That was the ventriloquist Chris Bailey With
friend.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
My wife's sister's son got a job doing oil rig
stuff out there in Arkansas andso since he has a new baby, she
thought, well, I'll go live outthere, and because I can be
grandma and help take care ofthe kid while he goes to work on
these long shifts, sometimesaway from town.
So she found this four-bedroomhome with a big swimming pool in
Arkansas for a little over$200,000.
(28:15):
I went.
Are you kidding me?
But the problem is here.
You have this, but look whereyou wake up every day, unless
you're just a total homebody andyou don't venture out from the
home in the pool so you don'trealize where you're at.
You know it's like why don'tyou do want to go do stuff?
You know you know I can.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Our kinds is yeah, yeah, that would um it's like,
uh watching, are you watching?
The what?
Oh, no, no, it's on again,isn't it?
Yeah, no, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
It's funny, he's good , he's really good at it.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
He never does TV series voice.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
It's his first one.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, I've seen bits of it and it's very good.
I've been watching the FarmClarkson's Farm.
Well, it was created by the guywho created Yellowstone?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, the guy who created Yellowstone?
Mayor of Kingstown 1883.
The idea is great.
Here's Sly Stallone who keptsilent to protect mob boss in
New York.
He served 25 years in prison.
So he's out, he's coming back,he expects his big welcome.
They go well, we're going topick it up, we're going to give
you a new territory to work.
He's thinking Bronx, whateverhe goes, tulsa, oklahoma.
(29:26):
He's going not what I expectedOff to Tulsa, to be the king mob
pin there, and so it's kind offunny.
So here's a New York mob guytrying to run things like they
did in New York.
Pretty funny, good show.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I shall start to watch it, because I've run out
of other things.
I shall start to watch it.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's not in British thing.
Who talks that way?
Because I've run out of otherthings.
I thought you said that I shallstart to watch it.
That's not in British language,I shall start.
Who talks that way?
I shall start to watch it.
Well.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
King Charles will start.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Football games are a cost.
I shall start to watch thefootball game the feed ball.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Oh, I'm just screwing with you.
You sound like Bobby Boucher.
You're playing the foosball, ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Bobby Boucher.
He played the foosball.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Oh yeah, I'm a water boy, love water boy we'll insert
something in there just to getover that little dead air.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I shall watch something I shall watch that I
shall we are, of course, thecancelled guys for a damn good
reason too.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, and you will find us on christencostellocom
where it still says the originalcancelled radio guys, which was
us.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
If you can find us.
We've been cancelled by our ownproducers and marketers.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Don't know where the hell.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I've been, I don't know.
We must have pissed them off.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
They were going to go over to this Get you out there,
get you some new sponsors, getyou out there on TikTok.
You're going to have a few newfollowers and stuff and we're
going okay, we're just tickingthem off and guess what they've
done so far?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
not doing anything well, we have been, actually
have got kicked off.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Facebook again from what?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
we got cancelled on Facebook and Instagram.
Jesus Christ, from what I don'tknow, I still I got you know.
I got another thing saying thatsomething else had been
cancelled one of my other pages.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
We're talking to each other here.
I know that's a sad one of myother pages.
We're talking to each otherhere.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I know that's a sad truth.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Don't ignore me.
We had all this stuff and theystarted with all this stuff and
it lasted maybe a month, and nowwhere is it?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, that's true.
We have given them a lot ofstuff.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
We have to go back and do our own postings and
stuff, which is not a bad thing.
But we hired, some help we gotthem like hopefully, listen,
they're gonna be pissed off.
But hey, we're just standingout there, guys, so prove us out
.
But you want you to call themafter the show, right?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I believe so.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, he said in two hours we beat him up, man, you
said what the fuck I'm going?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Make it happen.
Why don't you call him?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Why don't you call him?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Well, just you know, when he calls you, just you know
if he gets everyone's talkingabout it, just call me.
Put me in a three-way, okay.
Um, yeah, that's not thethree-way I'm used to, but I'll
go with that, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
You can be a bad cop, yeah, well, we.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
So let's try it.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, we'll give it a try.
We're having a three-way.
This is not what I had in mind.
French people oh, wait a minute, they're calling again.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
You bring the baguette what Frenchies call it
again.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
No, actually it was just Texas.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Well, put it out, let's see what it is.
Answer.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
No, it's too late, I dumped him already.
Oh, you dumped him.
Yeah, I dumped him.
That's what that sound was.
I dumped him, okay.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You're telling Mark and they're calling Costello.
I'm going to dump him.
Let's kind of think that wehave scheduled one more show
before election day, so we'relike actually Halloween special.
We're about nine days out.
So when we come on to a newshow folks, we'll be about two
or three days away.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
At that time.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Let's just have one more desperate person on.
I think we should have.
He's asked to come on, so we'llhave JD Vance on next next show
, fair enough.
Oh really, he's in a weird,freaking, freak job.
It should be entertaininganyway.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Alright, hey, you heard that Phil.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
He has some kiddie appetizers when he comes on.
Yeah, that's stupid Doggy.
Finger sandwiches, littlekiddie, kiddie, you know, puff's
stupid Doggy finger sandwiches,little kitty, kitty, kitty.
You know, we should have amoment of silence for Phil Lesch
, who died at 84.
Okay, he was great for that.
Yeah, I hated that.
(33:57):
I didn't like him either.
I didn't like him either.
He's the one who started theoff-song riffs that just went on
for half an hour 40 minutes andall the daddies are going, oh
great.
To me it's like oh, this sucks,it just goes out there.
It's like listening to a jazzmusician just say I'm going to
my own riff for an hour, I'll beback.
(34:18):
Great, don't take me with you.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Hey, did you hear that Elon Musk is giving away a
million dollars to people whoregister in certain areas?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well, they've got to sign up for the PAC, his PAC
thing.
They've got to support theirPAC and you have to be a
registered voter for one to beeligible for it.
You've got to sign thatpetition.
The Department of Justice isgoing it's kind of leaning a
little bit on the legal side.
I'm going well, good, bunchthem, crack them, charge them.
Come on, do it.
Add to the list.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Let's see here I'm just looking at things here
Another reason we're talkingabout the reason not to vote for
Trump.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Real quick, think about if he wins, he's going to
appoint Robert Kennedy Jr,conspiracy theorist idiot, to a
cabinet post.
Elon Musk will get a cabinetpost.
Oh sure, we're going to befreaking dead.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
You know what It'll be.
Elon Musk and JD Vance, there'syour power couple right there.
Trump will have died.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
So, bob, a good point .
Trump says all these things.
He lies, he's gettingexaggerated.
All these things have happenedin the past two weeks.
If it happened to anybody elseit would be horrendous.
That person's campaign would bedead.
They're going.
Why did this stick to Trump?
I guess I never thought thathis followers are so dumb and
uneducated.
They just didn't sink in.
They think what's wrong withthat?
(35:41):
If you have any brains or aneducation, you're gone, but to
the stupid and uneducated, he'sgoing.
Problem with that.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Well, I like this bit here.
Apparently, JD Vance says thathis friends aren't even going to
vote for him.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Friends are educated.
People went to college with notreally friends.
They're just going.
We don't want to associate withthat prick yeah, really more
people have died.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Oh dear, it's this.
I don't know what this is.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I'm looking at it before the election, we do have
something important.
It's a big deal to me.
It's Halloween.
You decorate for Halloween.
Do you expect the trick ortreaters there in Columbia?
No, besides the white sheet andstuff carrying torches, is that
the?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I might burn a cross in the front yard.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Is that the big Halloween costume for Columbia?
Yeah, there you go.
I'm a big gay member.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I used to do all that stuff for the kids back in
Vegas.
It was fun Back when people did.
My house is great.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I got my headless Harry up.
I got my big nine-foot clown.
He shakes and talks to you.
I got him up.
I got my guy who sits on thefront porch.
He rocks, he goes.
What the hell are you doing onmy porch?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Get the hell in my yard.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
You better run before I shoot you.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
So, yeah, I'm into it .
Yeah, yeah, I can see who's gotthe nicer teeth?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
who's got the nicer teeth?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I think you should give out like morphine and stuff
to the kids hair children dothat.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
If you want, we can lace your candy.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Get, get, get my next door neighbor in vegas used to
really get oh, she still does.
She was a teacher and she had abunch of parrots and things, so
the parrots and everythingwould be sitting on the front
step with her.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
That's great.
I love stuff like that.
That's great she still doesthat.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I think so If you went down South 9th Street just
off Charleston.
Yeah, you'll see her, I'll showyou you can exactly, dress, I
actually dress.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I got to go by and pay a visit One, two three, five
.
I'll dress up and go ring yourdoorbell.
I'll be dressed up as you.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
You go either side.
I don't know the guy who boughtmy house.
I'm not sure if he I know whoit is.
I mean, I knew him.
He didn't realize that I knewhim with a couple of other
people.
And about, oh, less than a yearago I got this phone call from
him, which is kind of weird.
This is a guy who bought yourhouse.
Hey, what the fuck happened tothe room?
Who are the people who put thesolar on the house?
(38:10):
Oh man, I can't remember why.
Well, it doesn't fucking work.
Can't find the people who putit in, can't find the company I
go.
Ah, I'd say you've got aproblem.
I'd say I wouldn't be playinganymore.
Oh well, I don't know what hedoes for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I want to know.
But being here in Vegas is kindof like a you know, halloween's
kind of a big deal here, sothere's a lot of stuff going on
at the Strip there, but ofcourse people would get into it
around here, so I'm excitedabout it.
It'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
If you go down like Oki Oki.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Boulevard, oki's pretty close to where I'm at,
oki's close.
Yeah, what happens down there?
Well, people just do theirtrick-or-treat, I guess the
grocery store I had to work lastnight.
Here we are, like a week fromHalloween.
Some guy, total clown face.
He made it up Just walking inthe grocery store and they're
going.
Am I cool or what?
Speaker 3 (39:03):
And.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
I'm going dude.
Am I cool or what?
It's a good, I'm going dude.
So it's a week away and I'mgonna be doing every day.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
That's until halloween, good, good man enjoy
it, rock it I mean they getcrazier.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
That's why I like about it.
It's fun.
So halloween's fun, it's fun,it's one of my favorite.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Well, let's see if we can plan something special as a
halloween specials.
We haven't done anythingspecial in a while.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Well, I'll just give you you a tip If people want to
watch something fun forHalloween, watch it on Netflix
the Hubie Halloween with AdamSandler.
He did it a couple of years ago, but it's really funny, it's
really good.
So it reminds me of yourbackdrop because he dresses up
as a ghost and puts his sheet on.
It's got urine stains all overit.
It's just really funny.
He's just the ultimate nerd.
The ultimate nerd, hubie,halloween.
(39:43):
So watch that.
I got Halloween.
So if you want to do it nextweek, I got tons of good stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
All right, well, let me know when I can get my sound
pad working.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Get your sound pad working.
I got the Halloween song.
Do you get that Let?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
him in.
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Number five.
Thank you, thank you, thank youvery much, thank you, thank you
very much and I think number weknow what number six is.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
I can record up to 30 minutes on each one of these
pads by the way Excellent yeah.
It's worth.
I hope it's worth the money.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
So have fun playing with it.
And yeah, after the Frenchieswhen you talk to him.
Ok, all right, I'll give off tothe Frenchies when you talk to
him.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Okay, all right, I'll give him your love.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
So next week we'll do some Halloween.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yes.
And we'll have JD Vance on,which is a pretty scary thing
for Halloween in itself.
Anyway, let's do, yeah, jdVance.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
I'd like so much to ask him you notice his wife
disappeared, like Melania Trump.
She's nowhere to be foundeither, because she's a woman of
color and stuff.
He's like an obvious racistbigot type guy.
It's like what?
Why is she being quiet?
Does she agree with all thisshit that he says?
I guess she might.
That guy's a kid.
She's still married to him.
I don't know.
He's a man of letters.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
He wrote that book, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Him by the elegy Jeez , we're going to hell.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Crackhead mom, my Appalachian upbringing, you know
Exciting Well tell you whatwe'll start screaming now and
see you next week.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I watched the movie.
I want to see what it was about.
I watched it when it came out acouple years ago.
I watched the movie.
I want to see what it was about.
I watched it when it came out acouple of years ago.
I thought Glenn Close, whoplayed his, his grandma, who
kind of raised him because hismom was a crackhead, she did
good.
She was she was.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I mean Glenn Close.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What?
What movie is?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
this the Hillbilly Ele.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
I was basically wrapping up the show there.
Do you ever brain fart?
Speaker 1 (41:44):
for a second?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, there it is Brain fart.
No, you just weren't listening.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
What the fuck's wrong with him.
I don't know.
I got a new toy.
Okay, I got more buttons topress there, you go, so get to
work on that, so we'll doHalloween goodies next week.
Jd Vance on with our last shotbefore election.
We'll give him airtime just togive him shit because he's an
idiot.
So what the heck?
Yep, okay, we'll do that andmore helium voices from Costello
(42:15):
.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Oh boy, I tell you, this is so much fun.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Oh, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Someone's got your nuts and just squeezing them out
and you talk.
I got my radio voice here.
There's the radio voice.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
There's the radio voice right there, matter of
fact.
As a matter of fact, that guyyou wanted me to call, or wanted
to talk to you, remember yousaid this guy might call a
client coming out.
I had the greatest radio voiceman Really did.
Did you figure out who it was?
Greatest radio voice man Reallydid.
Did you figure out who it was?
(42:49):
In the end?
No, oh no, that's not good.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Oh well, he's in LA.
What are?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
you talking about.
I'll tell you when we'refinished.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay, right, we have to plan and get ready for it for
next week, so it'll be prettycool, it'll be fun, all right,
there's no less people back here, so it's all done we're done.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
We'll see you next week.
I don't know who that is.
Everything's real like big.
Oh which wheel?
Huh wheel, now wheel, wheel,wheel.
Wee, sweer, sweer, louder Wee,louder Wee, louder Wee, louder
Wee, louder Wee.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Louder, get down there, boy.
Wee Louder, wee Louder.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Hey, the bridge is down.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
It's there, wee no.
Hi, this is Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
No, it's Costello oh boo.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You sound angry, costello, it's Costello, no.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
This Halloween.
It makes me angry Boo.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What the hell are you pissed about?
I should be pissed, I'm pissed.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, I'd like to have a pair of teeth.
I don't know about you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm just about ready to lose it.
We've got a week to go.
I can't take it.
It's just like I can't turn myphone on.
I can't watch a football game.
I just try to watch anythingregular, even if I'm streaming
it's commercial spot vote, it'sall political.
I just try to watch anythingregular, even if I'm streaming
these commercials pop out.
It's all political.
It's like Immigrants are gonnacome to you in your sleep unless
(00:52):
you vote for me.
I'm just All this shit.
It's like what he calls scaretactics, right, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That's what they've been doing the whole way.
As a matter of fact, let's see.
Well, the ship Gibbon was atthe Steelers game on.
Was it Monday night?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He was up there.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And they said oh, you should hear them chanting USA,
usa.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I didn't hear that at all.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I didn't either.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think he's lying.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You suck, you suck, you suck.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You're a fat, overweight, obese piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was riding home.
Man making french fries, that'sfor sure.
Yeah, you see how wide that bigfruit was.
He had that fry bucket there.
He had his jacket off.
Did you ever take a look?
You see how wide that big fruitwas back there?
Holy crap, he's an obese man.
Man, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He's a fast food junkie.
Well, do you remember when hefirst got into office and I had
a basketball team with somebodywho was invited to the White
House because they'd won andusually they'd have a state
dinner?
Yeah, Remember they hadstatement journals.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
They had McDonald's.
Yeah, he's at a whole banquettable.
It's not the time of McDonald's.
They're going to be so happyI'm going great.
You're working with a worldchampionship and you're rewarded
with an E coli quarter pounder.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Extra E coli for him.
Did you eat one of those?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Did you eat one?
Did you eat an E coli burger?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't eat McDonald's, I don't eat fast
food anymore.
Good for you, I don't know it'svery rare that I do.
Occasionally I get thehankering for red meat.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I saw today that, because there's the onions, the
onions came from Taylor Farms inColorado Springs.
Oh, really, because theyfeature stuff at Taylor Farms in
the produce departmentsometimes, where I go buy
groceries, I'm going good thingI bought you that deli onions.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What are you doing?
Eating raw onions anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I always eat raw onions.
I bought them from there.
I'd be this.
Holy shit, I got to go.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm dead.
Ladies and gentlemen, chrisBailey Fred.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Twilliquist Put the quarter pounder in there, thank
God.
Thank God, I was quarterpounder in there, by God.
By God, I was stressed out,though, with a week to go, she
didn't get into you.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's just like a fever pitch.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I was watching.
See Kamu was in Houston lastnight.
She brought out the big starpower.
She brought out Beyonce.
Yes, Beyonce.
Holy crap.
A lot of people there justbecause they can't see Beyonce.
You don't do that.
You shouldn't do that veryoften.
So we've got a week to go.
I wonder if Miss Taylor andtheir Swifties are going to make
an appearance and do the samething at a rally.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Can you imagine, how crazy that would be?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh man that would be fun.
That would be fun yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
She told me boom like yeah, yeah, I'm a rain.
I'm a rain on this bitter love.
Tell the sweet I'm new, I'mtelling these tears go and fall
away, fall away.
May the last one burn intoflames.
Freedom, freedom.
(04:19):
I can't move Freedom, cut meloose.
Freedom, freedom.
Where are you Cause I needfreedom too.
I can't move Freedom, caught meloose.
Yeah, freedom, freedom.
Where are you Cause I needfreedom too?
I break chains All by myself,won't let my freedom Ride in
hell.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hey, I'm here.
She didn't endorse her, but Ijust, I'm just like, I'm just
stressed she is endorsing her.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
She is endorsing her.
She has endorsed her.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, but she's done nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh, nothing physically, she just tells
people.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
This is who I'm endorsing and here's why.
So everyone should go registerand vote for who you think is
best.
She's trying to be noncommittalthat way, but she said herself
Our producers are calling Greattiming.
Okay, Go ahead and answer.
Just tell them what we're doing, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Our producers are calling Great timing.
Okay, go ahead and answer, justtell them what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, I'll go ahead and answer, just tell them on
the show.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, we're in the middle of the show right now.
Hey mate, listen, we're rightin the middle of a show, oh,
okay.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Can we talk in like two hours?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
We can.
Yeah, you guys remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Remember the show.
Remember the show.
Remember the show.
Hello, take care.
Okay, mate, bye.
Remember the show you'resupposed to be promoting.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh, he's gone.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I got up on his ass.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, well, that's good to know, I guess well, you
text him and made him mad.
I sent him a nasty text beforethe show what are you guys doing
?
You know publicity.
I mean, I don't know if youknow it, but you know, yesterday
his orangeness did the JoeRogan podcast.
Yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Is it live?
Is it live?
I mean, I think they releasedit like maybe today.
I don't know what the show dateis, I don't know.
They made a rally in NorthCarolina.
He showed up about 1030 at thecrowd already left.
Of course the heirs campaignjumped out.
You're talking about crowds.
Look at MDC's.
It's supposed to be at 7.
They were three hours late, wasit?
(06:19):
You got dipped in the 40s lastnight?
People going going home bye-bye?
Yeah, no, kidding, I haven'thad a chance to hear it.
Yes, I don't have.
And no, no one's talked aboutit.
I guess I haven't.
I guess they haven't posted ityet.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
No, I don't look to have a friendly thing because I
think, if I can't remember right, so rogan's audience is mostly
young white men.
Just stupid, kind of like.
I like it.
The trump followers.
Okay, is it a?
Would it be a Trump-friendlyshow, didn't Rogan?
He didn't endorse Trump, did he?
Oh he endorsed Robert KennedyJr.
That's right.
(06:53):
I forgot.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, that's a non-starter, so that's good.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah.
So I guess, if he endorsed him,which I guess means that he'd
naturally fall to Trump now,since Kennedy's out Kennedy
endorsed Trump, since Kennedy'sout Kennedy endorsed Trump.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Promised some cabinet position.
I guess right.
One more reason to dislike theguy.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
He's out, he's gone, you're not stressed.
You don't seem stressed.
I'm a little hyper, I'm justlike.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You are, yeah, you're kicking things and making all
kinds of noises.
I can't help.
I'm just like you are.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, you're kicking things and making all kinds of
noises.
I can't help it.
I mean, our business is, aren'tyou like on the edge here with
a week to go in and just getinto it?
You had enough, you got to getto me.
In fact, the movie is somethingabout mirror, where the guy's
picking, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I can Not really, because I honestly, I mean I
will be absolutely dumbfoundedif the given gets in.
So you know, if it happens thenwhat are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Move Right, move.
You're going to move anyway.
You're going to move anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I know, I know I've been looking for places.
I've been looking for places inSarasota because they're so
nice and the prices are dropping.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, they are yes, they are I wonder?
Why You'll get a good place andyou'll get a good price.
Make sure you stay with us fora while.
The problem you're going tohave is getting insurance.
They're tricky because you justcan't say, okay, I want a lot
of insurance.
You've got to have like fourdifferent types of buttons.
When you buy one, you thinkyou're covered, except it
happens you go oh, you didn'tbuy the river button, you didn't
(08:28):
buy the television, you didn'tbuy the ocean, you didn't buy
the river.
It's just like you didn't buythe river you didn't buy the
rainbow, that's just the way itis.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
What am I going to do ?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
We've got a house, the type house we like.
Got an email from one, and onesimilar to a real one.
It was $10,000.
Wow, I know it's a real house.
So, wow, it's an expensive.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You know why you think it's a lot in the market.
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Some people aren't going to be built.
Some people no, not at all Somepeople are going to be built.
Some people are going to leave,some people are going to be
after something.
It's like five decades before Ihad a weather system like that
down there, I had like two in arow.
Some people are like it'll beanother five decades before they
probably have one again.
So we'll see, you think, I hope, I hope.
(09:20):
Well, yeah, you know it couldbe $120, so you know what's the
matter, right?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
See what I can afford down there.
They're most of these damncondos and they're going wow,
that's really nice.
I guess I could live with that.
But then you get down to theresort fees HOA, fees, hoa fees.
Hoa fees, forget it.
Some of them are like $700 amonth.
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, if you want to do condo living, the place for
you to go would be Amelia Island, which is because it's all
basic condos.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, I don't want that at all, oh you don't want that,
no, no.
I just need $100,000 to bolsterwhat I got, and then I get a
real house.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
So we start a GoFundMe page for you.
Yeah, let's do.
Okay, so what kind of reasoncan we come up with for people
who want to send you money forGoFundMe?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I need to leave South Carolina for my mental health.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I think that would do it Okay, so they're going to
mentally challenge.
He's having a mental healthissue because of where he lives.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Absolutely.
It's a fact.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We that may work it's a fact, we may be able to raise
you about 50 bucks.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't know.
Yeah, 50 bucks and a button.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
What's the requirement to put up a page
like that anyway?
Do you know?
Go find me a page.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Nothing really.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Just give it a go and see what happens.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
But the thing you've got to send it out to people,
that's the problem.
I mean, you can send it out toyour friends and they're just
going to say, well, fuck you.
Well, yeah, there's that.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You send that to the audience, they'll say the same
thing, but you just show them apicture of what your
surroundings are like, where youlive, and they go.
Oh, poor guy.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
The money will start flooding in.
I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Just a thought.
Just a thought, otherwise,there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Hey, I'll make it a hundred grand verse there.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's just you'll be able to move in about five years
, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I figured this, I might be able to get a little
over 200 for this house if I'mlucky, which is nothing, I mean,
it's just didn't big mistake.
But there you go.
You picked it.
Yeah, I, I did, and you told menot to.
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I look at this every day I'm listening to you.
This time I'm not going to sayanything, not yet.
Give me about five minutes.
I'll do it then, since we areone week away from finally
getting rid of this thing inelections.
I've been in the swing state ofNevada the past week and a half.
Since it was a swing state, theads are a lot more intense,
(11:43):
they're a lot more heavy on thescare tactics and they're just
everywhere.
You've got local politicianshere and, of course, the two
presidential candidates.
Because it is a swing state, alot of ads going back and forth.
Big time.
Harris is taking the high road.
We're going to do this.
Just don't go back.
Here's my policies and Trump isgoing.
The Americans are going to killyou in your sleep.
(12:04):
You're going to wake up dead.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, he's getting confused with Halloween.
Halloween, halloween's comingup.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
He just had the orange glow, so he's ready to go
.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Eh, eh, eh eh eh, I like that game.
I'm working on Dracula.
Yeah, I like that game.
I'm working on Dracula.
I got over it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
With a week to go, I don't know which way people go,
but whatever.
So I've got the 10 reasons whyyou should not vote for Trump.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Okay, oh, that's a great idea.
It's not like a top 10 list.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's just 10 good reasons why you should not vote
for him.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Okay, all right, I'm going to press a button.
Press why you should not votefor him.
Okay, I'm going to press thebutton.
Press the button.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Give me a drum roll, give me something, give me a
burp.
I don't know what it is Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Let's see.
That's either rain or applause.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I can't figure out which.
Either way, it's pretty abrupt,isn't it?
It is isn't it.
Don't worry, I'll fix it.
Can I have it one more time?
One isn't it?
Hmm, don't worry, I'll fix it.
Can I have it one more time?
One more time, just to see.
See, I have here the 10 reasonsin case you need, because
there's still, believe it or not?
I was talking to someoneearlier today, going you know, I
just don't know which way to go.
(13:18):
So I'm deciding well, what thefrick?
I mean it, frick.
I mean it's a week to go.
They've been all in your face.
You still don't know.
He said the reason was he goes.
Well, don't like Trump, don'tlike the other, so I don't know.
It's like a coin toss.
He said then don't vote, hegoes.
No, I just have to.
It's my thing, I want to vote.
So it's still undecided.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So we'll throw this reasons not to vote for Trump.
Okay, right, got it.
He's number 10.
Number 10.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Number 10.
He's an asshole.
I'm sorry, that's my own.
Well, that's number 11.
That's number one.
Let's go back to number 10, sir, as president, he did violate
his oath to preserve, protectand defend the Constitution.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Okay, you guys remember that.
I'll tell you when we forgetright Number nine.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
If I get that going, Number nine, Thank you.
He won't say that he'll acceptthe voters' verdict.
He loses again.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He's going to fight it.
He tells people to fight, fightfight.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
So why do you want a guy like that Number eight?
He's going to be heldaccountable for his alleged
crimes as president only if he'sdefeated.
If he wins, he's going to wipethe slate clean and clean his
slate so he won't be charged.
It all comes to an end.
He said the first thing he'sgoing to do is fire that special
(14:42):
prosecutor, jack Smith, withintwo seconds.
Case closed All of his chargesgo away.
He'll only be held accountableif he loses.
So let's make sure he loses, sohe can go to prison.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
He can go to prison he can go to prison.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
This new now Stella's showing off his new board.
Yes, new broadcast mixing board, you can change it to a little
new.
Now Stella's showing off hisnew board.
Yes, new broadcast mixing board.
You can change it to a littlekid voice, it'd be fun.
Okay, number seven, numberseven, he'd be the first
president with a serious rapsheet.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Number six.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Number six he's totally unfit to be president.
Okay, that's been prettyobvious, okay, yes, yes.
Number five, number five he's athreat to national security.
Ex-cabinet members, everyonesays that that if he's there
because he just, things will bedifferent, our soldiers will be
at harm's way, that's for sure.
Number four, number four,number four.
(15:47):
What happened to the echo?
Did you lose that already?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Number four yeah, there we go Number four.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Thank you, helium boy .
Okay, number four.
He doesn't know or care how toconstructively address the
nation's problems.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Think back to COVID.
Didn't know what the hell to do.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Everybody drink bleach.
Drink some bleach, you're okay,I'm going to go to Walter E and
take care of myself.
You guys drink bleach.
Okay, fair and square.
Number three it further packedthe federal courts with more
right-wing folks.
It's going to get worse andworse.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
It's going to get worse to the.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Supreme Court, but all federal courts.
They just appoint people justlike them.
Number two Number two he's thepathological liar, we know that.
Rapist, misogynist.
Number one.
We have number one.
Number one.
Eight this is number one.
He was not president for allAmericans Antisemitic.
I guess we should do.
(16:44):
Number one.
We have number one, number 1A.
This is number one, number one.
He was not president for allAmericans, we know that.
And number 1A Number 1A.
He's an asshole, a for asshole.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, but I can't argue with that.
That's true.
Those are 10 very good points.
Not to vote for that asshole.
You can't argue with that.
That's true.
Those are 10 very good points.
Not to vote for that assholeFor people who still on this
side are going.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I can't tell you which way to go.
Think of those reasons.
Why would you vote for someonewith all those things against
him?
All those things that doesn'tbenefit you in any way, shape or
form.
You know, if he wins, when hegets here he's going to fire the
special prosecutor.
He, If he wins when he getshere he's going to fight a
special prosecutor.
He's going to do all thesethings to clear his name and get
himself free and clear.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
And then worry about maybe some other stuff down the
road.
Well, I mean, other than thereare so many things that that man
did since even being in theWhite House.
I mean, you know he's realpally with Putin, even though
Putin said no, but we knowthat's not true.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Think about the time that we had the shortage of
COVID kits.
Yes, we sent, we were inAmerica for COVID kits and he
sends them to Putin in Russiaand said here here, buddy, this
will make you like me more.
Make sure you keep your eyeshealthy so you can invade
Ukraine, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Ah, along with South Korea, who have sent 3,000
troops over there.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
What was that?
That's just, I'm just stressed.
It's just a tough time.
Just talking about this I wasgoing where is that?
You just tick them off.
There's one you tick off allthe reasons?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
No, there are just too many.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I mean, it's just Well, he's going to round up all
the murderers and rapists,immigrants, and send them all
back, All the immigrants.
Here you are and you have nogreen card.
Oh, I do.
You've extended your stay inthis country.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yes, I have Do you have a card?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I've got agreen card, haven't you passed
the expiration date.
No, I haven't checked recently.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I'm saying I think it's still good.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I think it's still good.
I better check my passport aswell.
And if it's not?
If it's not, it'll take.
Oh God, they take forever toget and it's about $7,000.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I'll have to work at the Frenchies by myself.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Hey, that's it.
We'll all go and live with them.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
We'll go to the south of France, the live with them.
We'll go to the south of France, the damn good area.
So when they called just aminute ago, I answered my text
like what are you doing about ashow We've got to get out there?
Did he sound stressed?
Which one was it?
Was it anus?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
or sour.
It was anus, no, no, it wassour.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Sour, he's a happy boy.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I don't know, man, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You know the time because it's the same premise
there as it is in England.
So what time is it in Franceright now?
8 pm, 9 pm or later.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It's probably about 7 .
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh, it's not bad.
He should be awake then.
Oh yeah, he's working on hisfirst cocktail and he's making
dinner for his blow-up doll.
This is my girl, brigette.
Why the duct tape?
She springs leaks.
Why does she spring leaks?
(19:56):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
We'll vote for Brigette.
That's a great gag if you gotvideo, but the majority of this
is on sound only.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It's our skull, guys.
We're just doing Halloweenvisual stuff.
That's okay Everyone.
Just you know imagine.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I've got a fruitful imagination going here.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Myself and Costello.
We're 29 years old.
We both look like Brad Pitt.
We're really cool.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
We both are Brad Pitt , true we did 29, so we did
about one week a long time agoyou know, I gotta wonder how,
wonder how brad pitt and thoseguys you know, the I guess it's
just hollywood living in a hellof a lot of botox, I don't know
well one.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
You got to be born with good genes to begin with,
okay so you can't help that youknow.
So you can't pick, you can'tpick your parents, and so either
they have that look and theypass it on to you, for you don't
lose hair, you, you're agood-looking guy to begin with,
and the rest you have to keepyourself up, of course.
So, since your looks is how theymake your living.
So being able to have all thatfree time to work out the money
(21:13):
to eat right and have trainersand stuff, that's part of the
deal, right.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
That's it.
I suppose that does help.
I mean, it must do.
And we have discussed thisbefore and I was saying well,
I'll come out there, so well,I'll give you, I'll give you new
hair.
And oh look, we could, we coulddo some Botox here and we do
all that here.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
So if you come back to Vegas, we'll do a total hair
transplant on you.
All right, you don't have adamn wrinkle on your forehead.
I don't know how you got awaywith that.
No, I got wrinkles in otherplaces we can do right there,
and we can do right there.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
We'll shoot you up, we'll shoot you up, we'll do a
line jab right there.
We're going to shoot Juvedermright up those babies, my jowls.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
We're going to shoot Juvederm right up those and
they'll disappear right in frontof your face and this will be
gone and the patient will havethis nice, smooth, youthful face
.
Hey, yeah, we're offering youCostello a free Costello Beauty
Makeover.
Get your ass to Vegas then.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Well, I will soon.
I just wanted two things got tohappen and then I will.
I told Allison, my daughter,that I would be there soon and
she's been doing homemaintenance and put two
brand-new lights in and thenrealized they were still turned
on.
She didn't electrocute herselfanyway.
(22:29):
Her next target is going to bea ceiling fan.
A ceiling fan she's going toput her own ceiling fan.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
A ceiling fan.
Okay, you need those in Vegas,especially when it gets to
around June, July and August.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You've got to have them everywhere.
You've got to have them.
You've got to have them.
I've got one here in my studio.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
You've got to tell them that when you come, you're
going to be sitting a day hereat the clinic for the Hostello
makeover.
Okay, you know what your hairwill grow back again.
What are you going to do withthat?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh my God, my hair will grow back.
I got a gap in my front teeththat I never had before.
I don't know what's going onhere.
Get old and everything fallsapart.
You keep separating Okay.
Sorry, 29.
We're going to have some fun,though.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
While you're sleeping and we're doing your hair,
we're going to put some extrahair down your back too.
Just for fun On your shoulders,and just a nice little tuft
here it's the sunshines aboveyour shirt going up your neck.
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I was watching a show .
They were interviewing someprofessors and things and this
guy came on.
He was like a clergyman and helooked just like a clergyman and
everything was shaved, exceptunderneath here there was like
this massive bush coming outfrom there and eyebrows.
That drives me nuts.
When I see people with bushyeyebrows I forgot Trim those
(23:50):
babies, trim them, trim themLike a freaking caterpillar.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Let you know, a month ago we had a guy come in to
California and we did chest hairtransplant.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Okay, do you often do that?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
No, that's what he wanted.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
He wouldn't.
He wanted like going up thisway so he'd come up and grow and
be over his shirt and he wantedevery shirt he wanted to see.
You'd be see hair coming upover his shirt.
I said, okay, a psychevaluation.
I'm a little bit first likeokay, just make sure you didn't
have other issues going on,otherwise he's a good job, he's
a good guy.
It's just a thing that wasimportant to him.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Like people with a foot fetish, I suppose we should
mention that the council guysnow bought you by Regrow Hair in
Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Right there, yeah it's subtle, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Brought up placement placement, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah, this is true.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
There, there look at this before picture.
That's him before.
When he gets out here a fewmonths later, we'll have an
after shot of him.
You're going to go like god.
Look at that woolly mammothwhere.
Where did he come from?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, yeah, that'd be great Contact lenses.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Some people age better than others.
If you look at two guys who aretwo good friends, they just put
out a movie together on Apple,so you got Brad Pitt, same side
George Clooney.
To me, I think Brad.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Not so much.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Hmm, I never thought he was like a handsome guy,
anyway, I mean, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
No, I don't.
You think he's a?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
guy's guy.
Guys like him too.
Women love him.
And you look at Brad, he's agood-looking guy, george.
Clooney His eyeballs get reallybig and so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
You know, his mother was Rosemary Clooney.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
That wasn't his mother.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
That was his aunt.
His aunt, oh, I thought it washis mother.
Well, she was tiny, she waslike a little tub, a little
barrel.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Rosemary Clooney was a helium blip.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
She was big yeah well okay.
That's putting it nicely.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Tiny big.
What year did you see her?
Did it birth A helium blimp?
She was big, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, Now I worked with her at the Desert Inn many
years ago.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
She had a really loud belty voice, didn't she?
Mm-hmm, Yep.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
There was her and Linda Ronstadt were there and
they were obviously.
You know, it was later on.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It wasn't that long ago, but it was 20 years ago.
We always do the Baby Boomersdeaths, okay, so many.
You probably won't even knowwho this is.
I bet no, I bet not.
He used to wear like a tuxedo.
He had that handsome look andhe did sing classics.
He was always on variety shows.
He guest starred in all thosestupid series all the time.
He loved American style and allthat stuff.
Is that?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Jack Johnson, yes, jack Jones.
Stupid series all the time.
You know, love America style onstuff.
So check, check, johnson.
Yes, jack Jones, jack Jones.
I was close.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You did?
Yeah, I've mentioned that.
People go.
Who's that?
I got to show a picture.
Oh, I know that guy.
He didn't.
What famous song did he sing?
There was, there was playedevery week the love boat Exactly
, love boat.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Because I'm impressed you actually knew shit this
week.
Yeah, it's not footballSpeaking of football, oh well, I
wonder how Ohio's doing.
I was watching that before westarted recording.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Were you watching it?
I'm watching Ole Miss andOklahoma.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Oh well is.
Oklahoma getting beaten?
Again?
Yes, they are.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
God man, ole Miss, who cares about Oklahoma?
You like Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I used to live right there in Norman.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well, no way.
You're picking all the cheapplaces to live, but look at
where you have to wake up atevery day.
I'm in Norman Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Oh, no, Norman.
No, no man, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Little Rock, arkansas , somebody shoot me.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Now, Norman was cool.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
They did.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
That was the ventriloquist Chris Bailey With
friend.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
My wife's sister's son got a job doing oil rig
stuff out there in Arkansas andso since he has a new baby, she
thought, well, I'll go live outthere, and because I can be
grandma and help take care ofthe kid while he goes to work on
these long shifts, sometimesaway from town.
So she found this four-bedroomhome with a big swimming pool in
Arkansas for a little over$200,000.
(28:15):
I went.
Are you kidding me?
But the problem is here.
You have this, but look whereyou wake up every day, unless
you're just a total homebody andyou don't venture out from the
home in the pool so you don'trealize where you're at.
You know it's like why don'tyou do want to go do stuff?
You know you know I can.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Our kinds is yeah, yeah, that would um it's like,
uh watching, are you watching?
The what?
Oh, no, no, it's on again,isn't it?
Yeah, no, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
It's funny, he's good , he's really good at it.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
He never does TV series voice.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
It's his first one.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, I've seen bits of it and it's very good.
I've been watching the FarmClarkson's Farm.
Well, it was created by the guywho created Yellowstone?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, the guy who created Yellowstone?
Mayor of Kingstown 1883.
The idea is great.
Here's Sly Stallone who keptsilent to protect mob boss in
New York.
He served 25 years in prison.
So he's out, he's coming back,he expects his big welcome.
They go well, we're going topick it up, we're going to give
you a new territory to work.
He's thinking Bronx, whateverhe goes, tulsa, oklahoma.
(29:26):
He's going not what I expectedOff to Tulsa, to be the king mob
pin there, and so it's kind offunny.
So here's a New York mob guytrying to run things like they
did in New York.
Pretty funny, good show.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I shall start to watch it, because I've run out
of other things.
I shall start to watch it.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's not in British thing.
Who talks that way?
Because I've run out of otherthings.
I thought you said that I shallstart to watch it.
That's not in British language,I shall start.
Who talks that way?
I shall start to watch it.
Well.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
King Charles will start.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Football games are a cost.
I shall start to watch thefootball game the feed ball.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Oh, I'm just screwing with you.
You sound like Bobby Boucher.
You're playing the foosball, ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Bobby Boucher.
He played the foosball.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Oh yeah, I'm a water boy, love water boy we'll insert
something in there just to getover that little dead air.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I shall watch something I shall watch that I
shall we are, of course, thecancelled guys for a damn good
reason too.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, and you will find us on christencostellocom
where it still says the originalcancelled radio guys, which was
us.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
If you can find us.
We've been cancelled by our ownproducers and marketers.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Don't know where the hell.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I've been, I don't know.
We must have pissed them off.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
They were going to go over to this Get you out there,
get you some new sponsors, getyou out there on TikTok.
You're going to have a few newfollowers and stuff and we're
going okay, we're just tickingthem off and guess what they've
done so far?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
not doing anything well, we have been, actually
have got kicked off.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Facebook again from what?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
we got cancelled on Facebook and Instagram.
Jesus Christ, from what I don'tknow, I still I got you know.
I got another thing saying thatsomething else had been
cancelled one of my other pages.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
We're talking to each other here.
I know that's a sad one of myother pages.
We're talking to each otherhere.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I know that's a sad truth.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Don't ignore me.
We had all this stuff and theystarted with all this stuff and
it lasted maybe a month, and nowwhere is it?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, that's true.
We have given them a lot ofstuff.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
We have to go back and do our own postings and
stuff, which is not a bad thing.
But we hired, some help we gotthem like hopefully, listen,
they're gonna be pissed off.
But hey, we're just standingout there, guys, so prove us out
.
But you want you to call themafter the show, right?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I believe so.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, he said in two hours we beat him up, man, you
said what the fuck I'm going?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Make it happen.
Why don't you call him?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Why don't you call him?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Well, just you know, when he calls you, just you know
if he gets everyone's talkingabout it, just call me.
Put me in a three-way, okay.
Um, yeah, that's not thethree-way I'm used to, but I'll
go with that, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
You can be a bad cop, yeah, well, we.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
So let's try it.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, we'll give it a try.
We're having a three-way.
This is not what I had in mind.
French people oh, wait a minute, they're calling again.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
You bring the baguette what Frenchies call it
again.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
No, actually it was just Texas.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Well, put it out, let's see what it is.
Answer.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
No, it's too late, I dumped him already.
Oh, you dumped him.
Yeah, I dumped him.
That's what that sound was.
I dumped him, okay.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You're telling Mark and they're calling Costello.
I'm going to dump him.
Let's kind of think that wehave scheduled one more show
before election day, so we'relike actually Halloween special.
We're about nine days out.
So when we come on to a newshow folks, we'll be about two
or three days away.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
At that time.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Let's just have one more desperate person on.
I think we should have.
He's asked to come on, so we'llhave JD Vance on next next show
, fair enough.
Oh really, he's in a weird,freaking, freak job.
It should be entertaininganyway.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Alright, hey, you heard that Phil.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
He has some kiddie appetizers when he comes on.
Yeah, that's stupid Doggy.
Finger sandwiches, littlekiddie, kiddie, you know, puff's
stupid Doggy finger sandwiches,little kitty, kitty, kitty.
You know, we should have amoment of silence for Phil Lesch
, who died at 84.
Okay, he was great for that.
Yeah, I hated that.
(33:57):
I didn't like him either.
I didn't like him either.
He's the one who started theoff-song riffs that just went on
for half an hour 40 minutes andall the daddies are going, oh
great.
To me it's like oh, this sucks,it just goes out there.
It's like listening to a jazzmusician just say I'm going to
my own riff for an hour, I'll beback.
(34:18):
Great, don't take me with you.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Hey, did you hear that Elon Musk is giving away a
million dollars to people whoregister in certain areas?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well, they've got to sign up for the PAC, his PAC
thing.
They've got to support theirPAC and you have to be a
registered voter for one to beeligible for it.
You've got to sign thatpetition.
The Department of Justice isgoing it's kind of leaning a
little bit on the legal side.
I'm going well, good, bunchthem, crack them, charge them.
Come on, do it.
Add to the list.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Let's see here I'm just looking at things here
Another reason we're talkingabout the reason not to vote for
Trump.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Real quick, think about if he wins, he's going to
appoint Robert Kennedy Jr,conspiracy theorist idiot, to a
cabinet post.
Elon Musk will get a cabinetpost.
Oh sure, we're going to befreaking dead.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
You know what It'll be.
Elon Musk and JD Vance, there'syour power couple right there.
Trump will have died.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
So, bob, a good point .
Trump says all these things.
He lies, he's gettingexaggerated.
All these things have happenedin the past two weeks.
If it happened to anybody elseit would be horrendous.
That person's campaign would bedead.
They're going.
Why did this stick to Trump?
I guess I never thought thathis followers are so dumb and
uneducated.
They just didn't sink in.
They think what's wrong withthat?
(35:41):
If you have any brains or aneducation, you're gone, but to
the stupid and uneducated, he'sgoing.
Problem with that.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Well, I like this bit here.
Apparently, JD Vance says thathis friends aren't even going to
vote for him.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Friends are educated.
People went to college with notreally friends.
They're just going.
We don't want to associate withthat prick yeah, really more
people have died.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Oh dear, it's this.
I don't know what this is.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I'm looking at it before the election, we do have
something important.
It's a big deal to me.
It's Halloween.
You decorate for Halloween.
Do you expect the trick ortreaters there in Columbia?
No, besides the white sheet andstuff carrying torches, is that
the?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I might burn a cross in the front yard.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Is that the big Halloween costume for Columbia?
Yeah, there you go.
I'm a big gay member.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I used to do all that stuff for the kids back in
Vegas.
It was fun Back when people did.
My house is great.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I got my headless Harry up.
I got my big nine-foot clown.
He shakes and talks to you.
I got him up.
I got my guy who sits on thefront porch.
He rocks, he goes.
What the hell are you doing onmy porch?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Get the hell in my yard.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
You better run before I shoot you.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
So, yeah, I'm into it .
Yeah, yeah, I can see who's gotthe nicer teeth?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
who's got the nicer teeth?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I think you should give out like morphine and stuff
to the kids hair children dothat.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
If you want, we can lace your candy.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Get, get, get my next door neighbor in vegas used to
really get oh, she still does.
She was a teacher and she had abunch of parrots and things, so
the parrots and everythingwould be sitting on the front
step with her.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
That's great.
I love stuff like that.
That's great she still doesthat.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I think so If you went down South 9th Street just
off Charleston.
Yeah, you'll see her, I'll showyou you can exactly, dress, I
actually dress.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I got to go by and pay a visit One, two three, five
.
I'll dress up and go ring yourdoorbell.
I'll be dressed up as you.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
You go either side.
I don't know the guy who boughtmy house.
I'm not sure if he I know whoit is.
I mean, I knew him.
He didn't realize that I knewhim with a couple of other
people.
And about, oh, less than a yearago I got this phone call from
him, which is kind of weird.
This is a guy who bought yourhouse.
Hey, what the fuck happened tothe room?
Who are the people who put thesolar on the house?
(38:10):
Oh man, I can't remember why.
Well, it doesn't fucking work.
Can't find the people who putit in, can't find the company I
go.
Ah, I'd say you've got aproblem.
I'd say I wouldn't be playinganymore.
Oh well, I don't know what hedoes for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I want to know.
But being here in Vegas is kindof like a you know, halloween's
kind of a big deal here, sothere's a lot of stuff going on
at the Strip there, but ofcourse people would get into it
around here, so I'm excitedabout it.
It'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
If you go down like Oki Oki.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Boulevard, oki's pretty close to where I'm at,
oki's close.
Yeah, what happens down there?
Well, people just do theirtrick-or-treat, I guess the
grocery store I had to work lastnight.
Here we are, like a week fromHalloween.
Some guy, total clown face.
He made it up Just walking inthe grocery store and they're
going.
Am I cool or what?
Speaker 3 (39:03):
And.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
I'm going dude.
Am I cool or what?
It's a good, I'm going dude.
So it's a week away and I'mgonna be doing every day.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
That's until halloween, good, good man enjoy
it, rock it I mean they getcrazier.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
That's why I like about it.
It's fun.
So halloween's fun, it's fun,it's one of my favorite.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Well, let's see if we can plan something special as a
halloween specials.
We haven't done anythingspecial in a while.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Well, I'll just give you you a tip If people want to
watch something fun forHalloween, watch it on Netflix
the Hubie Halloween with AdamSandler.
He did it a couple of years ago, but it's really funny, it's
really good.
So it reminds me of yourbackdrop because he dresses up
as a ghost and puts his sheet on.
It's got urine stains all overit.
It's just really funny.
He's just the ultimate nerd.
The ultimate nerd, hubie,halloween.
(39:43):
So watch that.
I got Halloween.
So if you want to do it nextweek, I got tons of good stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
All right, well, let me know when I can get my sound
pad working.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Get your sound pad working.
I got the Halloween song.
Do you get that Let?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
him in.
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Number five.
Thank you, thank you, thank youvery much, thank you, thank you
very much and I think number weknow what number six is.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
I can record up to 30 minutes on each one of these
pads by the way Excellent yeah.
It's worth.
I hope it's worth the money.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
So have fun playing with it.
And yeah, after the Frenchieswhen you talk to him.
Ok, all right, I'll give off tothe Frenchies when you talk to
him.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Okay, all right, I'll give him your love.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
So next week we'll do some Halloween.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yes.
And we'll have JD Vance on,which is a pretty scary thing
for Halloween in itself.
Anyway, let's do, yeah, jdVance.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
I'd like so much to ask him you notice his wife
disappeared, like Melania Trump.
She's nowhere to be foundeither, because she's a woman of
color and stuff.
He's like an obvious racistbigot type guy.
It's like what?
Why is she being quiet?
Does she agree with all thisshit that he says?
I guess she might.
That guy's a kid.
She's still married to him.
I don't know.
He's a man of letters.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
He wrote that book, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Him by the elegy Jeez , we're going to hell.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Crackhead mom, my Appalachian upbringing, you know
Exciting Well tell you whatwe'll start screaming now and
see you next week.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I watched the movie.
I want to see what it was about.
I watched it when it came out acouple years ago.
I watched the movie.
I want to see what it was about.
I watched it when it came out acouple of years ago.
I thought Glenn Close, whoplayed his, his grandma, who
kind of raised him because hismom was a crackhead, she did
good.
She was she was.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I mean Glenn Close.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What?
What movie is?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
this the Hillbilly Ele.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
I was basically wrapping up the show there.
Do you ever brain fart?
Speaker 1 (41:44):
for a second?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, there it is Brain fart.
No, you just weren't listening.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
What the fuck's wrong with him.
I don't know.
I got a new toy.
Okay, I got more buttons topress there, you go, so get to
work on that, so we'll doHalloween goodies next week.
Jd Vance on with our last shotbefore election.
We'll give him airtime just togive him shit because he's an
idiot.
So what the heck?
Yep, okay, we'll do that andmore helium voices from Costello
(42:15):
.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Oh boy, I tell you, this is so much fun.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Oh, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Someone's got your nuts and just squeezing them out
and you talk.
I got my radio voice here.
There's the radio voice.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
There's the radio voice right there, matter of
fact.
As a matter of fact, that guyyou wanted me to call, or wanted
to talk to you, remember yousaid this guy might call a
client coming out.
I had the greatest radio voiceman Really did.
Did you figure out who it was?
Greatest radio voice man Reallydid.
Did you figure out who it was?
(42:49):
In the end?
No, oh no, that's not good.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Oh well, he's in LA.
What are?
Speaker 2 (42:53):
you talking about.
I'll tell you when we'refinished.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay, right, we have to plan and get ready for it for
next week, so it'll be prettycool, it'll be fun, all right,
there's no less people back here, so it's all done we're done.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
We'll see you next week.
I don't know who that is.
Everything's real like big.
Oh which wheel?
Huh wheel, now wheel, wheel,wheel.
Wee, sweer, sweer, louder Wee,louder Wee, louder Wee, louder
Wee, louder Wee.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Louder, get down there, boy.
Wee Louder, wee Louder.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Hey, the bridge is down.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
It's there, wee no.
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