June 5, 2025 • 34 mins
In this laugh-out-loud episode of The Cancelled Radio Guys Podcast, Chris Bailey and Costello dive headfirst into chaos — from soggy Southern weather to sunny Colorado smugness, from NFL draft-day drama to potty-training turds. Yes, really.
🎤 First up: Shaduer Sanders, the golden-armed son of Coach Prime, drops to the FIFTH round of the NFL Draft — and Buff Nation collectively lost its mind. Was it bad interviews? Too much swagger? Gold chains? The Illuminati? Or was he just holding on to the ball for too damn long?
🏈 Meanwhile, Tom Brady calls in (probably not) with some classic “I got picked 199th, suck it up” advice — because nothing says comfort like a 7-time Super Bowl champ giving you a pep talk from his mansion.
Then the guys check in on Prince Harry, who's crying into his Montecito mansion about security guards, lost royal perks, and being stuck in the world’s most passive-aggressive family feud.
💩 Also featured:
A disturbing Huggies commercial with an animated turd who cries (we wish we were kidding)
Diaper blowouts
The Pope (he’s from Chicago now — deal with it)
Morgan Wallen and the Sex Pistols (finally united in the same episode)
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, again You're watching the original canceled
radio guys live.
These two crazy nuts haveanother great show for today.
We're going to talk aboutTravis Hunter and his new
country Western song.
Chris has made a specialarrangement with Shano Hunter,
the Cleveland Browns newquarterback.
(00:26):
Then we have Don Costello withhis British connection with a
direct line to Prince Harry, andthen a short, brief
announcement of who the new Popeis.
Thank you for watching.
Leave a comment, subscribe,talk to you later, bye.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hey there, chris, it's the canceled radio guys.
That's later.
Bye.
Hey there, chris, it's thecancelled radio guys.
That's you and me.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hey there Costello.
How's things there in SouthCarolina, boy, ah wet soggy,
Terribly wet and soggy.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You know, I think I'm going to get some water wings
or something.
Man, I'm just, you know howabout you in Colorado?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Beautiful sunny day 75 degrees, beautiful, no
humidity.
We say, ah, sorry.
Welcome to Mother's Day.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I love my mommy.
Yes, I do.
Oh, yes, you are a mother, yes,I do.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh, yes, you are a mother.
Yeah, I am.
I wouldn't get something frommy mom.
But my mom is like a fur, so oh, I'm sorry, my mom's two Long
time ago.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, well then, we just We'll just give her nice
thoughts.
So instead I'll honor my wifefor Mother's Day, because she's
a mother, indeed, and mydaughter is now a mother, so
I'll have those two mothers todeal with, well you can spare
one, then Send your daughterover here.
I'll send her over with the twofive-year-old twins.
You just have a good time.
I would just be like old timesman.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's like nothing new to me, good Lord.
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know I would have thought I would have lost my
hair back then, but apparentlynot You've been through it, and
so I'm excited because it isMother's Day weekend and we have
two big guests today.
It's pretty cool and we'reexcited about one.
It's one that's more relevantto us here in Colorado.
It was that way until draft dayabout a week ago.
(02:20):
Deion Sanders came in as coachof the University of Colorado.
A couple years ago, Coach Prime, he brought his son with him
and he brought one of thebiggest prospects of college
football, travis Hunter with him.
So for the last two years Bufffootball is back.
It's been exciting.
There's the national networksthat carry almost every game.
For the last two years it'sbeen great.
And of course, his son Shadurand Travis Hunter graduated.
(02:42):
Travis, his son Shadur andTravis Hunter graduated.
Travis Hunter won the HeismanTrophy.
He went second selection in thedraft.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
He had to go to Jacksonville.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
but what the heck?
He'll probably like that, sohe'll be a big hero there.
And Shadur, they thought we'dgo about maybe eight picks later
be the top 10.
So he got to the whole firstround.
He had like 28, 32 picks and noShadur.
So that was it for day one.
Day two they did rounds two andthree and no should do it.
So things started coming outthat he didn't interview.
(03:08):
Well, he didn't want to docertain things for certain teams
, he didn't care what theythought of him, he thought you
know, you guys need me, so onand so forth Attitude.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
it's called attitude man.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well, yeah, and so it took to the fifth round, pick
number like 144, and he finallywent.
I mean, here in Coloradoeveryone's like glued to the
draft.
We're like stressed, going.
What's the deal?
Even the draft experts aregoing.
This is like a travesty.
They thought it was likecollusion, they thought it was
racial and they thought allkinds of weird stuff.
It was like he was beingblackballed out, kind of like
Colin Kaepernick was a few yearsago for kne.
(03:39):
Oh God, was that pathetic orwhat?
Yeah, it was like the samething was happening to him.
But finally he picked number144, cleveland God dang it
Picked him up and so he's got ateam.
But you know, like Tom Bradycalled and told him he goes.
You don't know he goes.
Use this as fire to getyourself booked up and going,
because Tom Brady was pickednumber 199.
(04:01):
How about that Really?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah 199.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
How about that Really ?
Yeah, it was almost near theend.
Look what happened to him.
Seven-time Super Bowl winner.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Probably one of the best.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
MVP a few times, Pick number 199.
So the point he's trying to sayis where you get drafted in it
doesn't matter, it's just whatyou do when you get your chance.
You got your chance and we'lltalk to you about it in a few
minutes as he joins us here onthe big Christian Gustavo
podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, we're going to call into him.
We'll see if we can get him.
We'll get him.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I told him.
I told him that we're calling.
Just don't do anything, waittill we call.
Don't go buy a new goldnecklace or anything like that
next to your car, just wait tillwe call.
Okay, he promised that he would.
And the other guess is morerelated to you, because Prince
Harry went back to England acouple weeks ago.
He's got that case going onwhere he's trying to get
(04:52):
security coverage paid for byEngland when he comes so he can
bring his wife and his kids andhe lost again.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
He also just turned 42 as well, not 42, 40.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Could explain his attitude.
Remember, prince Harry used tobe carefree loose.
He was funny when he firstmoved to California.
He's having a good time.
He's laughing and stuff.
Man, I hadn't seen Prince Harrysmile and laugh.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, that's what getting married and having two
kids or three kids, Two kidsthree kids.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
He lives in a 14 million home in Montecito,
california.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Can't be bad.
I'd hate to have to pay the taxon it, though.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well, I don't know.
It's just like he just doesn'tlook good.
He looks miserable.
He did an interview with theBBC.
He whined again about how hisfamily treats him.
So we're going to get to thebottom of it.
We got him on the show today,prince Harry man, through your
English connections, we got him.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Prince Harry?
Yes, well, we do.
We do have a direct line to him.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And after you do that , hand it over to me.
I forgot.
Your sister used to date himwhen he was single and younger.
A lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, that's true, that is true, but it was while
you were doing these reallysuper wild times and some of the
things you used to go to Vegasand go to the pool parties there
.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yes, I did yes, and then your sister, elvira
Costello, not Elvis Costello, itwas Elvira Costello.
Elvira, yeah, exactly.
So that's how we got thatconnection, though.
So we've got Jadur Sanders and.
Brent Zerry coming up on theshow.
It'll be fun to talk.
(06:29):
I can't wait to talk to both ofthem, but there's a couple of
things we need to do.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You like that.
I just want to get that out ofmy system.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Look, I can make an echo.
I can do this, whatever.
I saw a commercial the otherday and it's just like I'm
watching, I'm going, did itreally happen?
But you know how commercialsused to be?
You had to follow strict FCCguidelines.
You had to be truthful in youradvertising.
You can't do this, can't dothat.
So this commercial was forHuggies, okay.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Kids diapers okay.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So the commercial starts.
There's a little girl with herpants down sitting on the toilet
.
Right there's a couple ofanimated characters right there
on the towel rack and they'reall excited to go look.
Look, another little girl islearning to be potty trained.
This is so exciting and theyzoom in on the animated
characters.
The animated character numberone is like a dew drop, except
it's yellow.
So it's supposed to be urineokay, yeah, the urine drop is
(07:24):
standing next to a turd, okay.
And they're all like say, oh,little missy's learned to potty
train, this is so great.
And and so missy gets up, shehad success ago.
And then, and then the tearcomes out of the turd's eye and
the urine thing goes oh, turd,you've always been so sensitive.
She called him freaking turd,you know.
(07:45):
So it's just like that.
I sit there going nah.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Is it offensive to me ?
No, I just can't believe how wedo things now.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's tacky, it's not Well.
I always wondered about thosethree bears always rubbing their
ass.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well, they got these Charmin soft toilet paper and
they're always wiggling theirbutt going, oh it's soft, I
enjoy the wipe.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, I wondered about it.
I can't really think of a timewhen they're going.
You know, this is the one Ienjoy that wipe.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Can you ever think of a time in your life where
you're sitting there going?
You know, the wiping's goodtoday.
The wiping's great today,wiping's great, it just feels
good.
I just want to get the hell outof there.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm thinking about how good the wipe is If you have
a proper tie-up you don't needthat stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Everybody's got to go sometime.
They're just saying when you dogo, you get soft toilet paper.
Now, when you try to train yourkids to potty train now, now
you got the little urine dropand the little turd guy giving
you encouragement to go in thepotty.
Don't go in huggies anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I can hear it now You've got your.
I don't know, maybe you've gotthe CEO of your company around
for dinner drinks and trying toshow them just how terribly well
you've done.
And you know your wife's theretrying to darling, do you have
another can to pay?
And you know your wife's theretrying to, oh, darling, do you
have another can to pay?
And in the background.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
You hear, mommy, mommy turd won't talk to me.
No, it's like we used to haveto create ads when we were in
our radio.
So you have to think.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I could be a good turd.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
What ad agency sat there and came up with the guy?
Sat there and came up with thisoh, I'm going to have a urine
drop drop and a little tiny turdencouraging little missy to go
potty train so she can get outof her huggies.
But until she's ready, huggiesare there for her, you know oh,
turd, you're so sensitive, turd,you're so sensitive.
That's the line that killed meright there, not the fact they
were animated urine dropper turdjust to her to go.
(09:38):
Oh, turd, you've always been sosensitive.
I guess because you're gettingready to get flushed, turd, I
guess.
I guess that's why.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Now you know, when you have a sensitive turd, I
guess that's what they I thoughtyou could relate, because I
know you wear diapers.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
so I thought maybe you could relate to that.
So I thought there's the bigadult.
English huggies.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh, please.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Fill that baby up.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I just brought back a memory.
I don't need to have.
One of the kids exploded whenshe was just getting potty
trained.
I can never forget the look onher face.
I won't mention names becauseit's not fair.
Oh come on mention names.
She was sitting on the couchand we knew that she hadn't
produced anything in quite awhile and all of a sudden, this
(10:24):
look on her face and sheexploded, and so did her diaper.
It just splashed everywhere,all over the new couch, of
course.
Good times, jeff, good timesyeah they are.
They don't have anything.
Nice, we're not getting shit onit or boogers on it or cats and
dogs.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
We were sitting in the toilet yesterday, I looked
out the window and there waswhite smoke day.
White smoke coming outeverywhere.
So I happened to be I was indowntown Denver yesterday, right
, so it was a beautiful day.
So I had to put the top down inthe car and you know, stupid me
, all these church bells aregoing off because they have all
these old Catholic churches andother type churches in downtown
Denver, so all the church bellsare going off.
I'm going, let's see.
(11:03):
Today it's like Thursday.
What do they got Services onThursday?
Something special going on.
I never considered they ringingthe bells because they named
the Pope.
Well, you know my wife had tocall me and go.
That's what the bells areringing for you, dipshit,
because the white smoke said wegot Pope.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
We have the Pope vote .
It's an American Pope.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Okay, the Pope vote is in it, pope Leo.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Pope Leo, who just happens to smoke Marlboro, who
just happened to leave hispacket by the heater, which just
happened to catch fire, whichjust happened to have white
smoke.
So they said, screw it, go withit.
That's what the smoke was for,that's what it was, which is his
packet of mulberry going up inflames.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Good thing about Leo though Leo is from Chicago.
Chicago is like mob city, sothe mobster's going eh.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah right, we got an in now.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
We got us a pope eh.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
The pope of Grinchville, we can control
things.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
once again, the pope's going to come back and
kick some butt.
Hey, you know what that's.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
What I was alluding to earlier, before we went on
air, is that this Pope hasalready reprimanded Trump.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Didn't take, and good old JD Vance too oh well, he
should.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He should because, well, I mean what Trump did with
his AI picture of him as thePope was really I mean that just
defies words.
The other guy took it downpretty fast the Pope was really.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
I mean that just defies words.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
He's not even cold yet.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Jeez, give him a break.
Huh.
We all know how religious Trumpis.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, isn't he, Jess?
Apparently he wants to be Pope.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Anything with a title , anything that puts him at the
king level, I'll take it Popewhatever.
Dictator El Presidente, I'lltake them all.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I'm sure he's going to take el presidente for at
least another year.
So you're going to have athree-year.
No, third term, not three years.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah well, we'll see how that plays out.
I think it's not going tohappen.
It's against the Constitution,but that hasn't stopped him yet,
so we'll see what happens?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
No, he's been talking about it already.
He's planning for it.
He's also planning his militaryparade.
Remember when he planned itlast time?
Well, he's decided he's goingto do it again.
It just happens to be the 200thanniversary of the US Army and
it falls on his birthday.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
So he said I'll just have a military parade.
It's going to look likecommunist China, communist
Russia, with all the tanks goingdown the street, the soldiers
all going, you know, bringingsome missiles down the street
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
A1 at the White House .
Whoopsie, it'd be like an oldedition of Hogan's Heroes.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
They have to take the tanks on low loaders because
they can't run down the streetbecause the tracks will just
tear all the asphalt up.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, they will.
Yeah, yep, big parade.
Yeah, you know we'll all bewatching.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Anybody will be.
There'll just be like a littlegroup of a couple thousand
people and that'll be it, Justlike before I got a call in line
four.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Shador's ready Is he yeah, did I got a call in line
for Shador's ready, so did youpull him up to me?
Just give a quick intro.
We talked about it earlier, buthe's the one of the new
quarterbacks.
They have like four or fivequarterbacks so the Cleveland
Browns.
But at least he's an NFLquarterback and a rookie mini
camp starts next week, so he hasa chance to show off what he
can do.
And he's here with us on theKristen Costello original cancel
radio guys, what do you?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
mean Say what, listen , don't be a smartass.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Okay, I'm not going to fall for that twice, all
right, but I'm glad you're in agood mood.
Hee, hee, hee, all of us hereat Buff Nation here in Colorado.
Man draft day was really,really stressful for all of us
to do.
I mean, you're supposed to be afirst-round pick.
You didn't go to like thefourth or fifth round.
I mean what the hell happenedthere anyway, are you okay?
(14:50):
I mean that's kind of weird.
You fell on that far.
You know you should be allright.
You should have been higher.
You know what didn't they likeabout you?
What?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
happened.
They don't like my swagger, myself-confidence, my gold chain,
while ignoring my special set ofskills.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Would that be holding on to the ball too long?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
maybe something, something like that, if you were
in front of me right now.
I drill a forward pass rightinto your mini crotch man, I'm
just messing with it.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I mean, you're an nfl .
Cleveland brown quarterback.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
I mean cleveland.
It's like boulder colorado togo to cleveland damn yeah, sorry
about that.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Well, I mean, at least you're an nfl quarterback,
think about that.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Nfl qb I know we went out to celebrate with a big
meal that's a way to do it.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So what?
What'd you have to eat?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
oh, whopping piece of humble pei.
You had humble pie.
I'm looking forward going tohang out with my bros in the dog
pound.
You see them, fans.
They need some rabies shots.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
They some ugly mother come on, give us the dog pound
man, come on.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, sir, thank you for
being with us.
I love the barking, I love thewhite women.
They're in Boulder.
You're looking for them, that'swhere they are.
That's where they're at.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
I don't think they're in.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Cleveland, Boulder okay, Probably about 99.9% of
the women in Boulder.
They'd be whiteys, okay, Well,that's because of the snow.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
That's changed, though, since Coach Pimer's been
in, so things are getting morediverse so that's great.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh, my goodness me, oh, that should be rather fun
man.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Appreciate that, sir, you know.
I'd just like to tell you Icame onto the show today pain
pill free, no, so beat up hereon stuff.
Okay, so yesterday.
So I'm like wearing this aftersurgery shoe it didn't fit right
Kind of sticks out and stuff.
You know some coming inbringing in some food, a chopped
up outside for dinner.
You got to step up one, step uptwo and that stupid thing
(16:45):
sticks out like this and hecaught the concrete and food
everywhere Down on the concreteand food everywhere.
Down on the concrete I went.
My left arm is stinking killingme today.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh good, You've broken your arm.
Terrific Well done.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
So that's why the left arm is kind of like this,
just kind of laying in there.
I broke this thing when I was akid.
I broke it in three placesknuckles, wrist here, had a cast
on for six months.
It's really sensitive and ithurts like you know what.
I loaded up an Advil to be ableto go through pain-free on
today's show.
You can thank me later.
It's okay, you can thank me.
I scraped that much skin off myleft foot the other day, about
(17:21):
two days ago my left foot'skilling me Of course, the foot
where I had surgery.
I was just a little bit throbbytoday.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I am one beat up son of a gun.
Time to go back to bed and juststay there.
It's safer.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I was thinking about if I can do my part from the bed
today, but I thought, well,I'll suck it up again.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I have done it.
I have done it.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Well, you did when you had your heart attack Mm-hmm
, yeah.
And you did the day you hadyour dick shaved.
But you're getting ready foryour surgery from the heart
attack.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
We weren't recording a show during that.
It would have been funny if wehad, because it was a Well, we
did show from there.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
We just weren't doing any visual, which would have
been pretty dang funny.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That was before video and it was a good thing too.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, just the audio of those couple of shows to me.
Their prices are pretty dangfunny.
Your nurses were fun, they yournurses were fun.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
They played along.
They were wonderful.
Once you got out of ICU, theyweren't so wonderful.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
They were calling the nurses up on the weekend and
just go.
Hey, what are you doing?
Remember me.
Bring your razor over and wejust hang out the weekend.
You get the razor, I get theshaving cream.
What do you?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
say I took him gifts afterwards, what did you give
him?
Let me see.
The first thing that came upwould have been Thanksgiving.
I think you gave him a turkey.
No, I gave him some foodPanberry sauce, no.
Something from Trader Joe's,one of those things.
Something frozen, Unfrozen no,it was all edible.
(18:46):
Then Christmas time, of course,rolls around so quickly.
You gave him underwear.
No, actually, I gave him a footmassager, a really nice one.
You did it personally or yougave him a place.
No, no, I took it up therepersonally.
They said okay, we'll make sure.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I mean, did you do the foot massage personally?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh, I wish no.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You had him set up at a spa.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Okay, I no, you had them set up at a spa.
Okay, I see what you're saying.
Oh, no, no, no, it was amachine that I bought them and
apparently they were pretty good.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I thought you'd give them a little certificate and go
one foot massage from Costello.
Send it upon me with me andI'll come over and
yee-kee-kee-kee-kee.
So it didn't do that.
Huh, no, no, no, yeah, morecreative, just give you a chance
to get in there.
You know, it could have beenMrs Costello, number two or
three or whatever number you'reat.
I can't keep up.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Now sorry Number Mrs.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Costello number two.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Number two, please.
Number two, born again.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
All right.
So what's going on in England?
Prince Harry came back and getthe whole country in underwear
for the lot again because he iswhining about Prince Charles.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
King.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Charles, excuse me, king Charles, king Charles, yes,
if you don't mind, he goes.
I don't know how much longer hehas to live, so I'm just trying
to reconnect.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Did he say that?
Speaker 5 (19:59):
He did say that yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
What a prick.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
That's what piss people off.
They're going like well youknow, you guys don't even know
what kind of cancer King Charleshas and he, harry, are you
there, buddy?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'm wondering because you there, buddy.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Prince Harry, hello.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Harry Put the family down.
What's the matter, Harry?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Daddy won't talk to me.
Everybody hates my wife.
One is losing one's hair, wow.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Wow, well, really, I mean, come on, you're losing
your hair, so what?
No, well, it doesn't reallyhelp you, no he?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
cut me off.
My book pissed him off.
William is the same way?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh, you mean to say that your dad's there pushing
buttons?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Well, camilla, yes, Camilla is very misunderstood.
There's something that you andeveryone else doesn't know and
understand about her she's evenuglier in person than you see on
the telly.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I knew that, I called that.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
I knew that.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, well, you know what Family matters are hard to
kind of fix.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Well, Pops and my brother won't speak to me.
One can't get securityprotection for oneself.
Megan had two kids to bringthem home and visit England.
It's just not safe.
Remember what happened to mummy.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, that was kind of sad,wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
And all of.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
England blames Megan for us leaving.
They call her megabitch.
Megabitch One is losing what'sleft of one's hair.
I'm going to look like Williamin Costello.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Watch it Even worse.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Sorry, I'm sorry Enter.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Figures.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
I need material for my next book.
That's why what are you goingto?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
call it Spare change.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I don't have a job.
You know Nothing coming in.
Megan is really highmaintenance.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Ho, ho, ho, ho, he's crying again Ho, ho, ho ho thank
you.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Thank you, it sounds like fake crying.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I just said oh, man, don't call us, we'll call you.
Did we lose that?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
yeah, we lost the line okay oh yeah, we did, we
lost it good, I can't if he'scrying, if he's trying to do a
Santa impersonation ho, ho, ho.
What the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
we can put a man on the moon, but can.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
No, it's kind of hard to talk to you because unless
you realize that, costello losthis script so he didn't know
what the fuck he was saying.
So it made no sense because hedidn't have a script.
So it was like it was here.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
It was buried under about four things.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I worked out great Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's all right, we'll be just doing this again
tomorrow, then, won't we?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Man.
We had all these new downloadslast week and I really
appreciate that.
Almost close to 200,000 newfolks joined the podcast this
week.
I'm guessing about minus250,000 will be going the other
way.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Well, of course, don't forget, that is the
canceled radio guys.
So you know, we'll just bringin some other guys and let them
have a go at it.
Cancel radio engineers yes sir,this is why I brought this
little thing here.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Let this be a lesson to you when we have Prince Arion
, have your script ready, okay,so you know what the hell you're
doing.
It made no sense.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It was, but then it Never mind, You'd have to be
here to appreciate what wasgoing on.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
He's wearing his prison shirt again.
He's in his stripes, he's gotthe.
He's ready to go back to thenew, refurbished Alcatraz that
Trump is making for you.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Oh yeah, and of course, once you've done that,
you can then, of course, go backto that little town in
Bethlehem that they blew thesnot out of.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Have you ever been to Alcatraz?
Have you ever walked throughthere and seen it?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, no, I haven't, I've never gone there.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
You should.
It's really amazing.
But the thing is it's as goodas it is and you can see why
it's like unescapable, becausego and jump in the bay, you know
.
See if you make it Go rightahead.
If you do, they deserve to befree.
But it ain't going to happen.
But it's so old, I mean it abillion or two just to refurbish
the place.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well, you know, I can imagine.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Don't let that stop them.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That would be a good place for a music video for like
a country and western musicvideo.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Why country and western?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Just because it's kind of bare walls and all
videos are like that in countryand western.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
You remember the movie a few years ago with Sean
Connery and Nicolas Cage theRock.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Sure, filmed entirely in Aquatras.
Easy, because no one's outthere.
Just close it down for a dayfor tourists or two while you're
shooting, and that's it.
But it's all filmed on location, so it's kind of neat.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, oh, it would have been a fun.
Oh gosh, imagine trying to getto work every day.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Oh, that would have been a bitch, I don't know if
they have quarters out there andyou live out there for a week.
I don't know how they do it,it's not a long ride by boat to
get out there.
It's a quick little job.
You hop your ferry, you get outthere, dump you off, go to work
, pick you up, you go back home.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well, okay, well, I guess that would be kind of a
good thing, because when youwork on movies, illegal
immigrants here's your choice ElSalvador or the Rock.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Courtesy of Presidente Trump.
Pope Trump, pope Trump.
Pope Trump next to the Pope Leo.
Leo's kind of a.
I didn't even know that Leo wasa name for a Pope.
It's how far back they go.
I don't think in my lifetimethere was ever a Pope Leo before
this guy.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I mean, they go back to the year dot, don't they?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
There's been 267 popes.
It just goes way, way back.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Do you know what?
Listen to this, I think kind offunny and true.
Many years ago I briefly datedthis woman who was from Italy
and I could just tell that shewas like nobility.
There was something about herthat just kind of she was a
little strange.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Did she have hairy armpits or something?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, Just straight, just had an aura about her
Special and we were not thatkind of special, but not that
bad.
But anyway, it turned out thatshe was directly descended from
one of the popes.
I said how can that be?
They're supposed to be chaste.
How?
Old is that King Pope, kingPope Pope, sebastian III or
(26:11):
something before they had therule that they couldn't get laid
.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Well, you can be related this way.
Pope Leo has two brothers inChicago, so if you're a daughter
of one of the brothers, thenyou're related to Pope.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Leo Pope Leo, I keep calling him King.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Well, that's next.
I'm just used to Pope John Pope, paul Pope, ringo Pope, ringo
John Paul, ringo the Pope.
But the American Pope yesterdayspeaks.
He spoke in Latin and he spokein Italian.
He spoke in no Englishyesterday when he made his first
papal visit.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
he speaks several languages yeah, I can see him up
there now, being truly American.
Ain't this the?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
shit.
Well, they did ask him.
They sent a text into one ofhis I guess aides in physics
from Chicago.
They went here's the questionAre you a Cubs fan or a White
Sox fan?
And he wrote back White Sox.
You know he's from that part ofthe city, one of the worst
teams in baseball, the White Sox.
But when that's your team,that's your team.
He's a Sox man.
A Villanova man fromPhiladelphia Basketball
(27:18):
powerhouse, pope Leo playedbasketball.
No, he was out there with thetowel mopping up the sweat in
the fourth there between times.
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes, much like his predecessor, who did actually
play basketball with the.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Francis played basketball.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
The Globetrotters.
What I mean?
He was made a non-aryglobetrotter.
Francis was yes, seriously, yes, seriously, honestly.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I'd like to see that.
No doubt Did he take a shot,did he go out there and shoot.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I don't think he may have done.
It was very early in his papacy.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, when he was kind of healthy he could do that
.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Did you do a backwards?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
dunk.
Just look at it and just youknow, I mean, it's not going to
not go in there.
He's the Pope after all.
Backwards dunk.
Big-ass hand comes out throughthe ceiling.
Here you go, slam dunk.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Well, you know, we're getting close to summertime.
Summertime's what there'salways like this, like what are
the biggest songs of the summer?
What's the?
I don't think what I'mlistening to this week is going
to be a big number one song ofthe summer, but it is out and
people like this guy a lot andhe's got some new singles out
first time in two or three years.
So I am listening to.
(28:27):
It's a Country Thing.
It's a big deal for me.
I'm listening to Morgan Walla.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Well, that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
We're not, but I'm listening to Morgan Walla.
My granddaddy ran shine in.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
East Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Wait real quick, just give me a hint, for next week
It'll be country.
Two weeks in a row, blakeShelton's got a new CD out and a
new single is up your alley.
It's called Texas and it's hisstraight to number one.
It's his 30th number one single, so next week we will play
Blake Shelton's.
Go ahead and give you anadvance, we're going to play his
new single, texas.
It's about Costello's timeliving in Texas.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Oh, which one, First or second?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Both.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Oh, okay, All right.
Well, I'll tell you what I do.
Have something here justquickly.
What are you listening to?
Well, I'm always going back intime.
I've got to get with it.
Go on bang bang bang bang,there we go.
Here's something that I think alot of our English listeners
you will enjoy this.
What is it?
You're sitting on the couch andsitting there You're supposed
(29:27):
to tell us what are youlistening to?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (29:29):
You thought you'd gotten rid of us, didn't you?
But you were wrong, old bean,because we're back with a
vengeance.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Good With a vengeance .
Good, safe to Queen, my son.
Well, harry made a more than me, so I think it's only fair to
get back at him and answer thequestion.
Who is it?
Oh, come on, you don't know.
I do not.
That is the Sex Pistols Was,excuse me, sex Pistols.
You know what?
I can't believe.
You don't know that.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Never a fan.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Well, you don't have to be a fan, but they did change
music and they did do a lot ofgood, actually Got rid of a lot
of really badly corrupt people.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah, Johnny Rotten was not bad and corrupt at all.
He was a great, great rolemodel.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
He by the way he's got a band out.
I've seen it.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I saw that he's out doing stuff again, right.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
He is now and boy is he bloated out or what man.
He got big.
But we had this guy in England.
We had this whole bigcontroversy of.
Okay, I'm watching you now.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
That's how you get bloated, Johnny Ratner.
I love the oaky hole.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But anyway he kept telling them this particular
announcer guy celebrity was achild molester and he'd been
molesting kids for years in thepretense of his show and they
wouldn't believe him.
And eventually they did believehim and the guy Jimmy Savile
was his name and he got.
Well he's dead now.
Once he was dead they all cameout with it and then found out
(31:01):
all these other guys had beendoing the same thing.
So like 10 or 15 presentersfrom the old days of the BBC all
going to jail that includeJohnny Rotten as well.
No, not.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Johnny Rotten.
Johnny was a good boy, just hisstage name is Rotten.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, that's right, john Lydon.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
He turned out to be the big pervert.
Who's the comedian?
I used to think he was prettyfunny.
The big comedian from England,long hair, oh, russell Brand.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, Turned out to be a big perv.
Well, I mean, he did marryKatie, didn't he, katie Perry?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I mean, you know, that's anybody a little strange.
I would say I like Katie,katie's fun, but it's okay.
Sex Pistols no, not my favorite, that's what you're listening
to, it's okay.
Next week, I'm telling you,we're going to do Blake
Shelton's Texas and next weekCostello's going to do it.
First.
He's actually going to picksomething new and current and
relevant, right.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
You know what I need to get my satellite radio back
and then start driving the caragain.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Just go for a drive.
You got music on yourmotorcycle, go for it, turn it
up, turn the local head-top modefor you to listen to a couple
of things, find something youlike and then just bring it to
the show next week.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Bring it everybody.
There's a new Miley song out.
I didn't think about doing that, but it's like.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
I did Miley last week End of the world, remember.
Now she's already got a singleout again.
Already it's like a single aweek now.
Singles used to last three,four months, Now seven, ten days
.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, but you're lucky.
Yeah, If, but the Sex Pistolsthere 50 years.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Excited.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Before I was born.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, Johnny Rotten.
Johnny Rotten, excited before Iwas born.
Yeah, johnny rotten.
Johnny rotten teeth is what itis.
I ain't got no tape or johnnyrotten diaper.
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
We can go on all day well, I tell you what you know.
Pretty soon, you'll be able tolook at our new web page.
It'll be coming up.
In the meantime, though, youcan, of course, um email us.
Yeah, and I'm gonna give youthe old one, because we haven't
got the new one up yet.
Give us the address, go ahead.
The address is chrisandcostelloat yahoocom.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Love to hear from you .
Okay, we enjoyed today.
So we had Chidors Andazan, thatwas fucked up, and we had
Prince Herion that was fucked upbecause Costello lost his grip.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
But besides that, Okay, great fun, let's put it to
a vote.
People out there, should weredo this.
Would you like us to redo itand have no mistakes on the air
at all?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Personally, I would, but you know we have the king of
edit, jerry.
You may quit after this week,but you got your work cut out
for you, buddy.
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
No, it's just that big bit in the middle.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
So let's squeal.
This week the squeal in gettingit up, the keezer is Costello.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Let's squeal, it, get up there, hee, hee, hee, hee,
hee, hee, hee, hoo, hoo, hee.
Hello, again You're watching the original canceled
radio guys live.
These two crazy nuts haveanother great show for today.
We're going to talk aboutTravis Hunter and his new
country Western song.
Chris has made a specialarrangement with Shano Hunter,
the Cleveland Browns newquarterback.
(00:26):
Then we have Don Costello withhis British connection with a
direct line to Prince Harry, andthen a short, brief
announcement of who the new Popeis.
Thank you for watching.
Leave a comment, subscribe,talk to you later, bye.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hey there, chris, it's the canceled radio guys.
That's later.
Bye.
Hey there, chris, it's thecancelled radio guys.
That's you and me.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hey there Costello.
How's things there in SouthCarolina, boy, ah wet soggy,
Terribly wet and soggy.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You know, I think I'm going to get some water wings
or something.
Man, I'm just, you know howabout you in Colorado?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Beautiful sunny day 75 degrees, beautiful, no
humidity.
We say, ah, sorry.
Welcome to Mother's Day.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I love my mommy.
Yes, I do.
Oh, yes, you are a mother, yes,I do.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh, yes, you are a mother.
Yeah, I am.
I wouldn't get something frommy mom.
But my mom is like a fur, so oh, I'm sorry, my mom's two Long
time ago.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, well then, we just We'll just give her nice
thoughts.
So instead I'll honor my wifefor Mother's Day, because she's
a mother, indeed, and mydaughter is now a mother, so
I'll have those two mothers todeal with, well you can spare
one, then Send your daughterover here.
I'll send her over with the twofive-year-old twins.
You just have a good time.
I would just be like old timesman.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's like nothing new to me, good Lord.
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know I would have thought I would have lost my
hair back then, but apparentlynot You've been through it, and
so I'm excited because it isMother's Day weekend and we have
two big guests today.
It's pretty cool and we'reexcited about one.
It's one that's more relevantto us here in Colorado.
It was that way until draft dayabout a week ago.
(02:20):
Deion Sanders came in as coachof the University of Colorado.
A couple years ago, Coach Prime, he brought his son with him
and he brought one of thebiggest prospects of college
football, travis Hunter with him.
So for the last two years Bufffootball is back.
It's been exciting.
There's the national networksthat carry almost every game.
For the last two years it'sbeen great.
And of course, his son Shadurand Travis Hunter graduated.
(02:42):
Travis, his son Shadur andTravis Hunter graduated.
Travis Hunter won the HeismanTrophy.
He went second selection in thedraft.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
He had to go to Jacksonville.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
but what the heck?
He'll probably like that, sohe'll be a big hero there.
And Shadur, they thought we'dgo about maybe eight picks later
be the top 10.
So he got to the whole firstround.
He had like 28, 32 picks and noShadur.
So that was it for day one.
Day two they did rounds two andthree and no should do it.
So things started coming outthat he didn't interview.
(03:08):
Well, he didn't want to docertain things for certain teams
, he didn't care what theythought of him, he thought you
know, you guys need me, so onand so forth Attitude.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
it's called attitude man.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well, yeah, and so it took to the fifth round, pick
number like 144, and he finallywent.
I mean, here in Coloradoeveryone's like glued to the
draft.
We're like stressed, going.
What's the deal?
Even the draft experts aregoing.
This is like a travesty.
They thought it was likecollusion, they thought it was
racial and they thought allkinds of weird stuff.
It was like he was beingblackballed out, kind of like
Colin Kaepernick was a few yearsago for kne.
(03:39):
Oh God, was that pathetic orwhat?
Yeah, it was like the samething was happening to him.
But finally he picked number144, cleveland God dang it
Picked him up and so he's got ateam.
But you know, like Tom Bradycalled and told him he goes.
You don't know he goes.
Use this as fire to getyourself booked up and going,
because Tom Brady was pickednumber 199.
(04:01):
How about that Really?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah 199.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
How about that Really ?
Yeah, it was almost near theend.
Look what happened to him.
Seven-time Super Bowl winner.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Probably one of the best.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
MVP a few times, Pick number 199.
So the point he's trying to sayis where you get drafted in it
doesn't matter, it's just whatyou do when you get your chance.
You got your chance and we'lltalk to you about it in a few
minutes as he joins us here onthe big Christian Gustavo
podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, we're going to call into him.
We'll see if we can get him.
We'll get him.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I told him.
I told him that we're calling.
Just don't do anything, waittill we call.
Don't go buy a new goldnecklace or anything like that
next to your car, just wait tillwe call.
Okay, he promised that he would.
And the other guess is morerelated to you, because Prince
Harry went back to England acouple weeks ago.
He's got that case going onwhere he's trying to get
(04:52):
security coverage paid for byEngland when he comes so he can
bring his wife and his kids andhe lost again.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
He also just turned 42 as well, not 42, 40.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Could explain his attitude.
Remember, prince Harry used tobe carefree loose.
He was funny when he firstmoved to California.
He's having a good time.
He's laughing and stuff.
Man, I hadn't seen Prince Harrysmile and laugh.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, that's what getting married and having two
kids or three kids, Two kidsthree kids.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
He lives in a 14 million home in Montecito,
california.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Can't be bad.
I'd hate to have to pay the taxon it, though.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well, I don't know.
It's just like he just doesn'tlook good.
He looks miserable.
He did an interview with theBBC.
He whined again about how hisfamily treats him.
So we're going to get to thebottom of it.
We got him on the show today,prince Harry man, through your
English connections, we got him.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Prince Harry?
Yes, well, we do.
We do have a direct line to him.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And after you do that , hand it over to me.
I forgot.
Your sister used to date himwhen he was single and younger.
A lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, that's true, that is true, but it was while
you were doing these reallysuper wild times and some of the
things you used to go to Vegasand go to the pool parties there
.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yes, I did yes, and then your sister, elvira
Costello, not Elvis Costello, itwas Elvira Costello.
Elvira, yeah, exactly.
So that's how we got thatconnection, though.
So we've got Jadur Sanders and.
Brent Zerry coming up on theshow.
It'll be fun to talk.
(06:29):
I can't wait to talk to both ofthem, but there's a couple of
things we need to do.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You like that.
I just want to get that out ofmy system.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Look, I can make an echo.
I can do this, whatever.
I saw a commercial the otherday and it's just like I'm
watching, I'm going, did itreally happen?
But you know how commercialsused to be?
You had to follow strict FCCguidelines.
You had to be truthful in youradvertising.
You can't do this, can't dothat.
So this commercial was forHuggies, okay.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Kids diapers okay.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So the commercial starts.
There's a little girl with herpants down sitting on the toilet
.
Right there's a couple ofanimated characters right there
on the towel rack and they'reall excited to go look.
Look, another little girl islearning to be potty trained.
This is so exciting and theyzoom in on the animated
characters.
The animated character numberone is like a dew drop, except
it's yellow.
So it's supposed to be urineokay, yeah, the urine drop is
(07:24):
standing next to a turd, okay.
And they're all like say, oh,little missy's learned to potty
train, this is so great.
And and so missy gets up, shehad success ago.
And then, and then the tearcomes out of the turd's eye and
the urine thing goes oh, turd,you've always been so sensitive.
She called him freaking turd,you know.
(07:45):
So it's just like that.
I sit there going nah.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Is it offensive to me ?
No, I just can't believe how wedo things now.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's tacky, it's not Well.
I always wondered about thosethree bears always rubbing their
ass.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well, they got these Charmin soft toilet paper and
they're always wiggling theirbutt going, oh it's soft, I
enjoy the wipe.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, I wondered about it.
I can't really think of a timewhen they're going.
You know, this is the one Ienjoy that wipe.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Can you ever think of a time in your life where
you're sitting there going?
You know, the wiping's goodtoday.
The wiping's great today,wiping's great, it just feels
good.
I just want to get the hell outof there.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm thinking about how good the wipe is If you have
a proper tie-up you don't needthat stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Everybody's got to go sometime.
They're just saying when you dogo, you get soft toilet paper.
Now, when you try to train yourkids to potty train now, now
you got the little urine dropand the little turd guy giving
you encouragement to go in thepotty.
Don't go in huggies anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I can hear it now You've got your.
I don't know, maybe you've gotthe CEO of your company around
for dinner drinks and trying toshow them just how terribly well
you've done.
And you know your wife's theretrying to darling, do you have
another can to pay?
And you know your wife's theretrying to, oh, darling, do you
have another can to pay?
And in the background.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
You hear, mommy, mommy turd won't talk to me.
No, it's like we used to haveto create ads when we were in
our radio.
So you have to think.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I could be a good turd.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
What ad agency sat there and came up with the guy?
Sat there and came up with thisoh, I'm going to have a urine
drop drop and a little tiny turdencouraging little missy to go
potty train so she can get outof her huggies.
But until she's ready, huggiesare there for her, you know oh,
turd, you're so sensitive, turd,you're so sensitive.
That's the line that killed meright there, not the fact they
were animated urine dropper turdjust to her to go.
(09:38):
Oh, turd, you've always been sosensitive.
I guess because you're gettingready to get flushed, turd, I
guess.
I guess that's why.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Now you know, when you have a sensitive turd, I
guess that's what they I thoughtyou could relate, because I
know you wear diapers.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
so I thought maybe you could relate to that.
So I thought there's the bigadult.
English huggies.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh, please.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Fill that baby up.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I just brought back a memory.
I don't need to have.
One of the kids exploded whenshe was just getting potty
trained.
I can never forget the look onher face.
I won't mention names becauseit's not fair.
Oh come on mention names.
She was sitting on the couchand we knew that she hadn't
produced anything in quite awhile and all of a sudden, this
(10:24):
look on her face and sheexploded, and so did her diaper.
It just splashed everywhere,all over the new couch, of
course.
Good times, jeff, good timesyeah they are.
They don't have anything.
Nice, we're not getting shit onit or boogers on it or cats and
dogs.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
We were sitting in the toilet yesterday, I looked
out the window and there waswhite smoke day.
White smoke coming outeverywhere.
So I happened to be I was indowntown Denver yesterday, right
, so it was a beautiful day.
So I had to put the top down inthe car and you know, stupid me
, all these church bells aregoing off because they have all
these old Catholic churches andother type churches in downtown
Denver, so all the church bellsare going off.
I'm going, let's see.
(11:03):
Today it's like Thursday.
What do they got Services onThursday?
Something special going on.
I never considered they ringingthe bells because they named
the Pope.
Well, you know my wife had tocall me and go.
That's what the bells areringing for you, dipshit,
because the white smoke said wegot Pope.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
We have the Pope vote .
It's an American Pope.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Okay, the Pope vote is in it, pope Leo.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Pope Leo, who just happens to smoke Marlboro, who
just happened to leave hispacket by the heater, which just
happened to catch fire, whichjust happened to have white
smoke.
So they said, screw it, go withit.
That's what the smoke was for,that's what it was, which is his
packet of mulberry going up inflames.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Good thing about Leo though Leo is from Chicago.
Chicago is like mob city, sothe mobster's going eh.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah right, we got an in now.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
We got us a pope eh.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
The pope of Grinchville, we can control
things.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
once again, the pope's going to come back and
kick some butt.
Hey, you know what that's.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
What I was alluding to earlier, before we went on
air, is that this Pope hasalready reprimanded Trump.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Didn't take, and good old JD Vance too oh well, he
should.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He should because, well, I mean what Trump did with
his AI picture of him as thePope was really I mean that just
defies words.
The other guy took it downpretty fast the Pope was really.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
I mean that just defies words.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
He's not even cold yet.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Jeez, give him a break.
Huh.
We all know how religious Trumpis.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, isn't he, Jess?
Apparently he wants to be Pope.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Anything with a title , anything that puts him at the
king level, I'll take it Popewhatever.
Dictator El Presidente, I'lltake them all.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I'm sure he's going to take el presidente for at
least another year.
So you're going to have athree-year.
No, third term, not three years.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah well, we'll see how that plays out.
I think it's not going tohappen.
It's against the Constitution,but that hasn't stopped him yet,
so we'll see what happens?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
No, he's been talking about it already.
He's planning for it.
He's also planning his militaryparade.
Remember when he planned itlast time?
Well, he's decided he's goingto do it again.
It just happens to be the 200thanniversary of the US Army and
it falls on his birthday.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
So he said I'll just have a military parade.
It's going to look likecommunist China, communist
Russia, with all the tanks goingdown the street, the soldiers
all going, you know, bringingsome missiles down the street
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
A1 at the White House .
Whoopsie, it'd be like an oldedition of Hogan's Heroes.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
They have to take the tanks on low loaders because
they can't run down the streetbecause the tracks will just
tear all the asphalt up.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, they will.
Yeah, yep, big parade.
Yeah, you know we'll all bewatching.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Anybody will be.
There'll just be like a littlegroup of a couple thousand
people and that'll be it, Justlike before I got a call in line
four.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Shador's ready Is he yeah, did I got a call in line
for Shador's ready, so did youpull him up to me?
Just give a quick intro.
We talked about it earlier, buthe's the one of the new
quarterbacks.
They have like four or fivequarterbacks so the Cleveland
Browns.
But at least he's an NFLquarterback and a rookie mini
camp starts next week, so he hasa chance to show off what he
can do.
And he's here with us on theKristen Costello original cancel
radio guys, what do you?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
mean Say what, listen , don't be a smartass.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Okay, I'm not going to fall for that twice, all
right, but I'm glad you're in agood mood.
Hee, hee, hee, all of us hereat Buff Nation here in Colorado.
Man draft day was really,really stressful for all of us
to do.
I mean, you're supposed to be afirst-round pick.
You didn't go to like thefourth or fifth round.
I mean what the hell happenedthere anyway, are you okay?
(14:50):
I mean that's kind of weird.
You fell on that far.
You know you should be allright.
You should have been higher.
You know what didn't they likeabout you?
What?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
happened.
They don't like my swagger, myself-confidence, my gold chain,
while ignoring my special set ofskills.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Would that be holding on to the ball too long?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
maybe something, something like that, if you were
in front of me right now.
I drill a forward pass rightinto your mini crotch man, I'm
just messing with it.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I mean, you're an nfl .
Cleveland brown quarterback.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
I mean cleveland.
It's like boulder colorado togo to cleveland damn yeah, sorry
about that.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Well, I mean, at least you're an nfl quarterback,
think about that.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Nfl qb I know we went out to celebrate with a big
meal that's a way to do it.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So what?
What'd you have to eat?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
oh, whopping piece of humble pei.
You had humble pie.
I'm looking forward going tohang out with my bros in the dog
pound.
You see them, fans.
They need some rabies shots.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
They some ugly mother come on, give us the dog pound
man, come on.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, sir, thank you for
being with us.
I love the barking, I love thewhite women.
They're in Boulder.
You're looking for them, that'swhere they are.
That's where they're at.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
I don't think they're in.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Cleveland, Boulder okay, Probably about 99.9% of
the women in Boulder.
They'd be whiteys, okay, Well,that's because of the snow.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
That's changed, though, since Coach Pimer's been
in, so things are getting morediverse so that's great.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh, my goodness me, oh, that should be rather fun
man.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Appreciate that, sir, you know.
I'd just like to tell you Icame onto the show today pain
pill free, no, so beat up hereon stuff.
Okay, so yesterday.
So I'm like wearing this aftersurgery shoe it didn't fit right
Kind of sticks out and stuff.
You know some coming inbringing in some food, a chopped
up outside for dinner.
You got to step up one, step uptwo and that stupid thing
(16:45):
sticks out like this and hecaught the concrete and food
everywhere Down on the concreteand food everywhere.
Down on the concrete I went.
My left arm is stinking killingme today.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh good, You've broken your arm.
Terrific Well done.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
So that's why the left arm is kind of like this,
just kind of laying in there.
I broke this thing when I was akid.
I broke it in three placesknuckles, wrist here, had a cast
on for six months.
It's really sensitive and ithurts like you know what.
I loaded up an Advil to be ableto go through pain-free on
today's show.
You can thank me later.
It's okay, you can thank me.
I scraped that much skin off myleft foot the other day, about
(17:21):
two days ago my left foot'skilling me Of course, the foot
where I had surgery.
I was just a little bit throbbytoday.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I am one beat up son of a gun.
Time to go back to bed and juststay there.
It's safer.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I was thinking about if I can do my part from the bed
today, but I thought, well,I'll suck it up again.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I have done it.
I have done it.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Well, you did when you had your heart attack Mm-hmm
, yeah.
And you did the day you hadyour dick shaved.
But you're getting ready foryour surgery from the heart
attack.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
We weren't recording a show during that.
It would have been funny if wehad, because it was a Well, we
did show from there.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
We just weren't doing any visual, which would have
been pretty dang funny.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That was before video and it was a good thing too.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, just the audio of those couple of shows to me.
Their prices are pretty dangfunny.
Your nurses were fun, they yournurses were fun.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
They played along.
They were wonderful.
Once you got out of ICU, theyweren't so wonderful.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
They were calling the nurses up on the weekend and
just go.
Hey, what are you doing?
Remember me.
Bring your razor over and wejust hang out the weekend.
You get the razor, I get theshaving cream.
What do you?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
say I took him gifts afterwards, what did you give
him?
Let me see.
The first thing that came upwould have been Thanksgiving.
I think you gave him a turkey.
No, I gave him some foodPanberry sauce, no.
Something from Trader Joe's,one of those things.
Something frozen, Unfrozen no,it was all edible.
(18:46):
Then Christmas time, of course,rolls around so quickly.
You gave him underwear.
No, actually, I gave him a footmassager, a really nice one.
You did it personally or yougave him a place.
No, no, I took it up therepersonally.
They said okay, we'll make sure.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I mean, did you do the foot massage personally?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh, I wish no.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You had him set up at a spa.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Okay, I no, you had them set up at a spa.
Okay, I see what you're saying.
Oh, no, no, no, it was amachine that I bought them and
apparently they were pretty good.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I thought you'd give them a little certificate and go
one foot massage from Costello.
Send it upon me with me andI'll come over and
yee-kee-kee-kee-kee.
So it didn't do that.
Huh, no, no, no, yeah, morecreative, just give you a chance
to get in there.
You know, it could have beenMrs Costello, number two or
three or whatever number you'reat.
I can't keep up.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Now sorry Number Mrs.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Costello number two.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Number two, please.
Number two, born again.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
All right.
So what's going on in England?
Prince Harry came back and getthe whole country in underwear
for the lot again because he iswhining about Prince Charles.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
King.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Charles, excuse me, king Charles, king Charles, yes,
if you don't mind, he goes.
I don't know how much longer hehas to live, so I'm just trying
to reconnect.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Did he say that?
Speaker 5 (19:59):
He did say that yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
What a prick.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
That's what piss people off.
They're going like well youknow, you guys don't even know
what kind of cancer King Charleshas and he, harry, are you
there, buddy?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'm wondering because you there, buddy.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Prince Harry, hello.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Harry Put the family down.
What's the matter, Harry?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Daddy won't talk to me.
Everybody hates my wife.
One is losing one's hair, wow.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Wow, well, really, I mean, come on, you're losing
your hair, so what?
No, well, it doesn't reallyhelp you, no he?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
cut me off.
My book pissed him off.
William is the same way?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh, you mean to say that your dad's there pushing
buttons?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Well, camilla, yes, Camilla is very misunderstood.
There's something that you andeveryone else doesn't know and
understand about her she's evenuglier in person than you see on
the telly.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I knew that, I called that.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
I knew that.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, well, you know what Family matters are hard to
kind of fix.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Well, Pops and my brother won't speak to me.
One can't get securityprotection for oneself.
Megan had two kids to bringthem home and visit England.
It's just not safe.
Remember what happened to mummy.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, that was kind of sad,wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
And all of.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
England blames Megan for us leaving.
They call her megabitch.
Megabitch One is losing what'sleft of one's hair.
I'm going to look like Williamin Costello.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Watch it Even worse.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Sorry, I'm sorry Enter.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Figures.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
I need material for my next book.
That's why what are you goingto?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
call it Spare change.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I don't have a job.
You know Nothing coming in.
Megan is really highmaintenance.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Ho, ho, ho, ho, he's crying again Ho, ho, ho ho thank
you.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Thank you, it sounds like fake crying.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I just said oh, man, don't call us, we'll call you.
Did we lose that?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
yeah, we lost the line okay oh yeah, we did, we
lost it good, I can't if he'scrying, if he's trying to do a
Santa impersonation ho, ho, ho.
What the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
we can put a man on the moon, but can.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
No, it's kind of hard to talk to you because unless
you realize that, costello losthis script so he didn't know
what the fuck he was saying.
So it made no sense because hedidn't have a script.
So it was like it was here.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
It was buried under about four things.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I worked out great Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's all right, we'll be just doing this again
tomorrow, then, won't we?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Man.
We had all these new downloadslast week and I really
appreciate that.
Almost close to 200,000 newfolks joined the podcast this
week.
I'm guessing about minus250,000 will be going the other
way.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Well, of course, don't forget, that is the
canceled radio guys.
So you know, we'll just bringin some other guys and let them
have a go at it.
Cancel radio engineers yes sir,this is why I brought this
little thing here.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Let this be a lesson to you when we have Prince Arion
, have your script ready, okay,so you know what the hell you're
doing.
It made no sense.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It was, but then it Never mind, You'd have to be
here to appreciate what wasgoing on.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
He's wearing his prison shirt again.
He's in his stripes, he's gotthe.
He's ready to go back to thenew, refurbished Alcatraz that
Trump is making for you.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Oh yeah, and of course, once you've done that,
you can then, of course, go backto that little town in
Bethlehem that they blew thesnot out of.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Have you ever been to Alcatraz?
Have you ever walked throughthere and seen it?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, no, I haven't, I've never gone there.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
You should.
It's really amazing.
But the thing is it's as goodas it is and you can see why
it's like unescapable, becausego and jump in the bay, you know
.
See if you make it Go rightahead.
If you do, they deserve to befree.
But it ain't going to happen.
But it's so old, I mean it abillion or two just to refurbish
the place.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well, you know, I can imagine.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Don't let that stop them.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That would be a good place for a music video for like
a country and western musicvideo.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Why country and western?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Just because it's kind of bare walls and all
videos are like that in countryand western.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
You remember the movie a few years ago with Sean
Connery and Nicolas Cage theRock.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Sure, filmed entirely in Aquatras.
Easy, because no one's outthere.
Just close it down for a dayfor tourists or two while you're
shooting, and that's it.
But it's all filmed on location, so it's kind of neat.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, oh, it would have been a fun.
Oh gosh, imagine trying to getto work every day.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Oh, that would have been a bitch, I don't know if
they have quarters out there andyou live out there for a week.
I don't know how they do it,it's not a long ride by boat to
get out there.
It's a quick little job.
You hop your ferry, you get outthere, dump you off, go to work
, pick you up, you go back home.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well, okay, well, I guess that would be kind of a
good thing, because when youwork on movies, illegal
immigrants here's your choice ElSalvador or the Rock.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Courtesy of Presidente Trump.
Pope Trump, pope Trump.
Pope Trump next to the Pope Leo.
Leo's kind of a.
I didn't even know that Leo wasa name for a Pope.
It's how far back they go.
I don't think in my lifetimethere was ever a Pope Leo before
this guy.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I mean, they go back to the year dot, don't they?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
There's been 267 popes.
It just goes way, way back.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Do you know what?
Listen to this, I think kind offunny and true.
Many years ago I briefly datedthis woman who was from Italy
and I could just tell that shewas like nobility.
There was something about herthat just kind of she was a
little strange.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Did she have hairy armpits or something?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, Just straight, just had an aura about her
Special and we were not thatkind of special, but not that
bad.
But anyway, it turned out thatshe was directly descended from
one of the popes.
I said how can that be?
They're supposed to be chaste.
How?
Old is that King Pope, kingPope Pope, sebastian III or
(26:11):
something before they had therule that they couldn't get laid
.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Well, you can be related this way.
Pope Leo has two brothers inChicago, so if you're a daughter
of one of the brothers, thenyou're related to Pope.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Leo Pope Leo, I keep calling him King.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Well, that's next.
I'm just used to Pope John Pope, paul Pope, ringo Pope, ringo
John Paul, ringo the Pope.
But the American Pope yesterdayspeaks.
He spoke in Latin and he spokein Italian.
He spoke in no Englishyesterday when he made his first
papal visit.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
he speaks several languages yeah, I can see him up
there now, being truly American.
Ain't this the?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
shit.
Well, they did ask him.
They sent a text into one ofhis I guess aides in physics
from Chicago.
They went here's the questionAre you a Cubs fan or a White
Sox fan?
And he wrote back White Sox.
You know he's from that part ofthe city, one of the worst
teams in baseball, the White Sox.
But when that's your team,that's your team.
He's a Sox man.
A Villanova man fromPhiladelphia Basketball
(27:18):
powerhouse, pope Leo playedbasketball.
No, he was out there with thetowel mopping up the sweat in
the fourth there between times.
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes, much like his predecessor, who did actually
play basketball with the.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Francis played basketball.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
The Globetrotters.
What I mean?
He was made a non-aryglobetrotter.
Francis was yes, seriously, yes, seriously, honestly.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I'd like to see that.
No doubt Did he take a shot,did he go out there and shoot.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I don't think he may have done.
It was very early in his papacy.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, when he was kind of healthy he could do that
.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Did you do a backwards?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
dunk.
Just look at it and just youknow, I mean, it's not going to
not go in there.
He's the Pope after all.
Backwards dunk.
Big-ass hand comes out throughthe ceiling.
Here you go, slam dunk.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Well, you know, we're getting close to summertime.
Summertime's what there'salways like this, like what are
the biggest songs of the summer?
What's the?
I don't think what I'mlistening to this week is going
to be a big number one song ofthe summer, but it is out and
people like this guy a lot andhe's got some new singles out
first time in two or three years.
So I am listening to.
(28:27):
It's a Country Thing.
It's a big deal for me.
I'm listening to Morgan Walla.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Well, that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
We're not, but I'm listening to Morgan Walla.
My granddaddy ran shine in.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
East Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Wait real quick, just give me a hint, for next week
It'll be country.
Two weeks in a row, blakeShelton's got a new CD out and a
new single is up your alley.
It's called Texas and it's hisstraight to number one.
It's his 30th number one single, so next week we will play
Blake Shelton's.
Go ahead and give you anadvance, we're going to play his
new single, texas.
It's about Costello's timeliving in Texas.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Oh, which one, First or second?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Both.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Oh, okay, All right.
Well, I'll tell you what I do.
Have something here justquickly.
What are you listening to?
Well, I'm always going back intime.
I've got to get with it.
Go on bang bang bang bang,there we go.
Here's something that I think alot of our English listeners
you will enjoy this.
What is it?
You're sitting on the couch andsitting there You're supposed
(29:27):
to tell us what are youlistening to?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (29:29):
You thought you'd gotten rid of us, didn't you?
But you were wrong, old bean,because we're back with a
vengeance.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Good With a vengeance .
Good, safe to Queen, my son.
Well, harry made a more than me, so I think it's only fair to
get back at him and answer thequestion.
Who is it?
Oh, come on, you don't know.
I do not.
That is the Sex Pistols Was,excuse me, sex Pistols.
You know what?
I can't believe.
You don't know that.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Never a fan.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Well, you don't have to be a fan, but they did change
music and they did do a lot ofgood, actually Got rid of a lot
of really badly corrupt people.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah, Johnny Rotten was not bad and corrupt at all.
He was a great, great rolemodel.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
He by the way he's got a band out.
I've seen it.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I saw that he's out doing stuff again, right.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
He is now and boy is he bloated out or what man.
He got big.
But we had this guy in England.
We had this whole bigcontroversy of.
Okay, I'm watching you now.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
That's how you get bloated, Johnny Ratner.
I love the oaky hole.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But anyway he kept telling them this particular
announcer guy celebrity was achild molester and he'd been
molesting kids for years in thepretense of his show and they
wouldn't believe him.
And eventually they did believehim and the guy Jimmy Savile
was his name and he got.
Well he's dead now.
Once he was dead they all cameout with it and then found out
(31:01):
all these other guys had beendoing the same thing.
So like 10 or 15 presentersfrom the old days of the BBC all
going to jail that includeJohnny Rotten as well.
No, not.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Johnny Rotten.
Johnny was a good boy, just hisstage name is Rotten.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, that's right, john Lydon.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
He turned out to be the big pervert.
Who's the comedian?
I used to think he was prettyfunny.
The big comedian from England,long hair, oh, russell Brand.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, Turned out to be a big perv.
Well, I mean, he did marryKatie, didn't he, katie Perry?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I mean, you know, that's anybody a little strange.
I would say I like Katie,katie's fun, but it's okay.
Sex Pistols no, not my favorite, that's what you're listening
to, it's okay.
Next week, I'm telling you,we're going to do Blake
Shelton's Texas and next weekCostello's going to do it.
First.
He's actually going to picksomething new and current and
relevant, right.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
You know what I need to get my satellite radio back
and then start driving the caragain.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Just go for a drive.
You got music on yourmotorcycle, go for it, turn it
up, turn the local head-top modefor you to listen to a couple
of things, find something youlike and then just bring it to
the show next week.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Bring it everybody.
There's a new Miley song out.
I didn't think about doing that, but it's like.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
I did Miley last week End of the world, remember.
Now she's already got a singleout again.
Already it's like a single aweek now.
Singles used to last three,four months, Now seven, ten days
.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, but you're lucky.
Yeah, If, but the Sex Pistolsthere 50 years.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Excited.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Before I was born.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, Johnny Rotten.
Johnny Rotten, excited before Iwas born.
Yeah, johnny rotten.
Johnny rotten teeth is what itis.
I ain't got no tape or johnnyrotten diaper.
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
We can go on all day well, I tell you what you know.
Pretty soon, you'll be able tolook at our new web page.
It'll be coming up.
In the meantime, though, youcan, of course, um email us.
Yeah, and I'm gonna give youthe old one, because we haven't
got the new one up yet.
Give us the address, go ahead.
The address is chrisandcostelloat yahoocom.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Love to hear from you .
Okay, we enjoyed today.
So we had Chidors Andazan, thatwas fucked up, and we had
Prince Herion that was fucked upbecause Costello lost his grip.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
But besides that, Okay, great fun, let's put it to
a vote.
People out there, should weredo this.
Would you like us to redo itand have no mistakes on the air
at all?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Personally, I would, but you know we have the king of
edit, jerry.
You may quit after this week,but you got your work cut out
for you, buddy.
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
No, it's just that big bit in the middle.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
So let's squeal.
This week the squeal in gettingit up, the keezer is Costello.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Let's squeal, it, get up there, hee, hee, hee, hee,
hee, hee, hee, hoo, hoo, hee.
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