May 6, 2025 • 41 mins
Another week, another batch of nonsense to unpack! This episode, we’re diving into:
The Great Egg Shortage – Are eggs the new gold? Weren't we promised a good price on eggs and now...?
Flat vs. Round Earth – TikTok is at it again with the dumbest debate of the century. We weigh in (and try not to lose brain cells).
Chest Hair Implants?! – Who’s getting them? Why? And how it's spicing up one couple's love life.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, this is all cancelled radio
guys, it's the waves again.
Here we are.
I started a couple of hours ago.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, hey, this is Chris.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, chris Costello, here, how you doing.
Happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, costello's broadcasting from Boondock,
south Carolina today, and I'm inLas Vegas, so we're worlds
apart.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Worlds apart, it is.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
And culture and pretty much everything, and just
about everything.
Yes, let me try to get ready.
Let me get my South Carolina,let me get my neck get your
redneck going.
I want to apologize we've gotthis same show discrepancy as we
always have had for quite awhile the Chris Costello show.
Chris Costello, he's got thisreally expensive microphone.
(01:06):
When he talks he just puts itdown His voice like never before
.
Then he turns the microphoneoff to see folks he sounds like
this.
He turns on that super-duper,big-dick microphone and he
sounds like he does now Me.
I have here.
This is the Amazon special.
I thought it was pretty.
Is the Amazon special?
Okay, I thought it was prettygood.
(01:27):
Mike, apparently not.
You can hear when you hearthere.
I thought I could be a littletin can.
Here there's Costello, and thenthere's me over here, there's
Chris over here.
So this is the last week that Ijust want to mention it.
Okay, so what I did?
I break down and buy theCostello microphone the one he
has, and the Costello board thatit plugs into.
So next week's show won't beequal, I guess, in microphones.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Hopefully Excuse me.
I've got to turn on the lighthere because the sun's gone down
.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I hope so.
You like the fact that you likethat microphone discrepancy man
, I don't you hear it all thetime you go move discrepancy,
man, I don't you hear it all thetime You're going.
Move your mic closer.
It sounds kind of tinny, I go.
Is this my microphone?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I'm not even sure you're going through your
microphone right now.
I think you might be.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You get this guy in front of you, you get the big
stand for it, you get it rightthere, right there.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Next, to his mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Maybe chewing a couple of times during the show,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well, you know what, if you're going to dance with a
big voice, you've got to havethe toys.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I guess so.
So I have ordered the toys soI'll be on an equal plane with
you next week.
I can't wait to hear what itsounds like.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, well, then also we'll have new backgrounds too,
or at least I will.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And maybe you can turn the camera on.
I'll put it on.
We can bring in the new logothing.
I'll pop that baby right behindme.
You bet you or I can turn mysound lamp on, like you just did
.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Those three quarters of your face is lit, the other
is in shadow.
Well, it's, yeah, we have thebest technical qualities in this
show audio problems, lightproblems there we go.
It's looking to light, there wego.
So you see the Kmart show goingon today.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
There we go.
How's that?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's good, that's good, better.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm surrounded in darkness.
Now you know you can get morehair, so that's good.
I need a haircut.
I don't want to slap you.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Haircuts okay.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, otherwise, if I don't keep it real short, it
just goes bushy anduncontrollable.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was thinking you should come out here and let's
do a transplant on you.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well, I did come, put on some extensions.
I did come out there.
I was out there two weeks agofor like eight hours.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You came on your schedule.
You didn't come on the surgeryschedule to get a hair
transplant.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I know why, cause you're no, I had nothing you
have to.
You have to.
You have to argue with Alisonabout about.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
you know about that because she, she did a surgery
anyway.
She had him one night out thenext morning.
I she had to do a surgeryanyway, she had to get him one
night out the next morning.
I'm going okay, well, hey, youknow what?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I got to turn this light down a bit.
It's really getting into my.
There we go.
This shit worked out before theshow.
Well, the sun's gone down soit's Wow, really bright.
But there you go, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Here's a scary thing night time in Columbia, south
Carolina.
It is kind of scary.
I'm listening for gunshots.
There's no gunshot.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I can't hear you, I'll be coming soon.
Sooner or later you'll hear it.
Or you know, if we all getreally quiet and I open all the
windows, you'd hear all thesirens going off.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh, it's great going off Woo Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo Woo, woo, woo Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,woo, woo, woo, woo Woo.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Woo what in Vegas?
Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Hasn't been 30 years since you've lived here?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Ah no, it hasn't.
No, I didn't.
I ate that a couple of timesand I thought the portions were
so small.
The chickens were barely out oftheir egg when they slaughtered
them, so I.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I order a lunch portion.
It's like enough to last me fortwo freaking days, so I guess
they've changed.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't know.
I think they must have done.
They've got bigger chickens.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
We all find them pretty good.
I'm trying to get a response tothe show, so therefore a poro
loco.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
A poro loco.
Yeah, bringing you chicken.
It's better than.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Taco Bell, it's better than Del Taco.
It's a poro loco.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You know what.
Now we know what came first thechicken or the egg?
The local?
Yeah, exactly, PreciselyTalking of that, should we try
that.
We've got a problem, apparently, across the country We've got a
big problem.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
If you remember not to make this political because I
don't want to, but he broughtit up during the campaign Trump
did you can't afford eggs.
When I get in there, everybodygets eggs.
You get them at the right price.
Okay, he's in there.
Of course it's going to bepolitical.
He's going to blame it on theprior administration.
That's what they do and Iexpect that.
But one, you can't find eggsanywhere.
There's a shortage.
(06:15):
And two, if you can find eggs,it's over $11 a dozen.
Okay, what I know Now I know Ifyou go to Costco and stuff, you
can get them for like $5, butyou have to buy 14 dozen, okay,
so they get $5 a dozen.
That's a lot of eggs to eat ina short period of time.
Don't want to be around thatEgg bound.
Nothing worse than a stinky eggfart, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Oh, that's, very true .
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Nasty Sulfuric, nasty let's see if we can find out
why there's a shortage for eggsfor one and two, why all of a
sudden they cost so much money.
I don't know.
Let's find out.
Who are we calling?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well, you know what I made this call and hopefully
he's still there Bill Bell.
Bill Bell from the Brown EggAssociation.
He's up in.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Wisconsin.
He's up in Middle.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
America he is.
Let's see if he's still there,shall we Association?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He's up in middle America.
Let's see if he's still thereshall we Chicken farmers.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That was interesting, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
They may have wiped out a few chickens because of
the bird flu.
I can have somebody with ashortage, we'll find out.
There we go, bill Bell, billBell, we'll find out, there we
go.
Bill Bell.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Bill Bell.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Eggman, wisconsin.
I'll be going home for dinnerhe probably has.
Welcome to our voicemail system.
You have reached the mailbox ofone zero message when you have
finished recording press pound,or simply hang up.
Hey, bill Bell.
This is Kristen Costello.
Our podcast is on live rightnow and you spoke to Costello a
(07:49):
little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
To listen to your message, press 2.
That's all we get.
Well, apparently, that's it oh.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Leave a message Six seconds later.
Do you like your message?
Push 1.
If you don't, they're justtrying to save the flight weight
.
We don't want you to leave afreaking message.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Let's get rid of it.
There we go.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I thought we could leave a decent message, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well, I try.
What can I say?
Well, that was our show.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It was not.
It's just a part of our show.
It's a small, wee portion ofthe show.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Just a little bit Talking of shows.
Did you happen to watch the SNLtribute?
50-year tribute to SNL music.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I did, I loved it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh, the beginning montage was about 20 minutes
long and the best editing musicediting I think I've ever seen.
It was really impressive.
Stunning.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You don't remember all the guests they've had on
there.
It's just man and all differenttypes.
It was really awesome.
It was great Behind-the-scenesstuff with Mick Jagger.
It was really awesome.
It was great Behind the scenesstuff with Mick Jagger.
It was just great fun.
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It was brilliant.
Rage Against the Machine.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You're going to make us do what, now, they had them
on with that Steve Forbes guywho was running for president a
few years ago, the most straightconservative guy you could meet
.
He's going, ladies andgentlemen, R to get some machine
.
It's like that's a weird matchthere and it didn't fit at all.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
And this is, of course, just right after they've
had a fist fight literally onthe stage because they wanted to
take the American flag anddrape them over their amplifiers
upside down, which is a sign ofdistress, at least nautically
it is anyway.
So you can't do that to ourflag.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well, the featured jerk hero artist Janetta
O'Connor, and the controversyshe caused.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
She took a picture of the Pope and ripped it up on
live TV and was oh my god, youknow.
So I forgot how really prettyand talented she was.
And that was you know.
And, like they said, you knowher statement she was making.
She was.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
She was right on the money.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
She was right on the money, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Just offended some Catholics, maybe about five of
them, maybe a couple of priestsinterrupted their time with the
altar boys.
But you know it was okay.
It was good to see that againbecause when you look at it now
but it was good to see thatagain because when you look at
it now, years later, it justseems so tame, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh, absolutely, and I happen to notice Elvis Costello
in there.
I mean, how can you?
You're banned, you'll neverwork here again.
It's like, ladies and gentlemen, elvis Costello.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's right.
Yeah, nobody, okay, elvisCostello.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You just have him again.
Yeah, yeah, maybe he'll.
He's doing actually this isreally very cool.
He's doing a nationwide tourthis year of all his, of his
first three albums, which in myopinion, were his best, his best
work.
So he's dusting all that offand taking it out on the road.
It's like brilliant.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
So that early work that got our attention, you know
, made Elvis Costello and yourname's, eh Costello.
Yes, he's coming here to Vegas.
He's coming here four timesthis year.
He's playing the Palms.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
If he's doing that, you should go.
You should go.
Or maybe I'll tell you what wecould do.
Not four times.
I wonder how much it is.
There are about $100 ticketshere.
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Okay, here the tickets start at $65.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wow, really it's a bigger venue.
Oh man, I'll have to look intothat.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
He's playing here at 2,500 seats or a tour, so that
means every seat is going to bepretty decent, but they start at
$65, go up to like $450.
And if there's a big demandover higher, you know how it
works here in.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Vegas, but that's the thing.
Prices.
For now it's not bad.
It might be worth a plane trip.
Take Allison and maybe, ifyou're in town, you'd come too.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
When you come out, we'll get you a hair transplant.
You see Elvis Costello in thefront row with all those scabs
on your head while you'rehealing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Nice, that sounds lovely, really good.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Serve your next show.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
That'd be fun.
It should be, but yeah, that'ssomething in that SNL show.
That's about the third one I'vewatched.
I think I watched one on theairplane coming back from Hawaii
.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
There's a lot of them for the 50th anniversary and
the big 50th anniversary show iscoming up.
It's going to be in primetime,it's like a two-, three-hour
event, so it should be a lot offun.
But that music thing, man,that's one of those shows that
was so good.
I want to watch that again.
I want to watch that again.
You know these shows you feelthat way about, but that one I'm
just wow, I want to see thatagain.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I'm trying to remember who else he had to, who
else got banned of.
Well, rage against the machineand who else?
Who else?
It didn't happen that often,but when it did it was like Ooh
mostly it was like bickeringbackstage and stuff you know.
And they didn't know Sinead wasgoing to do that.
Anyway they had no idea yeahyeah.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's like Lord Michael's going to stand there
because alarms are going off inmy head.
It's like holy crap, you know,but it went away after a couple
weeks and as time goes on,wasn't a big deal.
As time goes on, she was rightanyway.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You know, the best thing about that show is it had
hardly any of Chevy Chase onthere.
Of course he's not musical.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Well, they don't like him.
They hate the guy.
He's an ass now.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
He is an ass.
He got older and turned into anass I don't know if he was,
he's only on one year anyway,first year.
Well, you know he bought therights to all that just by the
way, to watch Saturday NightLive.
He owns half of it, or some ofit.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Is it on there or something?
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, I was working a movie in Vegas it was Vegas
Vacation from National Lampoon'sright and of course he was in
that and I was talking toBeverly D'Angelo, who's his wife
in the movie Sweet woman Lovely, lovely, yeah, lovely woman,
and we're talking about herbrother, who was a jazz musician
(14:07):
.
And I just made the statementand you know, we were talking
and cutting up and having alaugh and people were laughing
and everything, and I said, youknow, I said I don't mind jazz,
I prefer it live.
I wouldn't put on an album ofjazz, but I think, you know,
jazz is just something you'vegot to feel, you've got to be
there.
And on my left-hand side Isuddenly hear this voice going
(14:31):
well, that's a complete load ofshit and I go, it was Chevy
Chase.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You wonder who that could have been.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
And I just turned around and I looked at him and
said I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
There's some small clubs here in Vegas that play
jazz, over at the Tuscan, andthey have this really some
nights.
They have a really beautifulFilipino singer in there who
sings with it.
It's just good.
It's just good fun, like yousaid.
Hearing some section of it liveis great, but you get good dance
here, live in Vegas, which youdon't get in a lot of cities.
So we're lucky, we're lucky.
(15:04):
Let me tell you what was not solucky.
It's like this freakiest thingI found out yesterday.
Okay, cause we know we're outthere Our shows on X, we're on
Tik TOK, mainly on YouTube atthe moment.
You know we're just, we're justdominating those areas, but
freaking Tik TOK in any of thoseareas, but freaking TikTok man,
it's just like you know, somany people depend on it and
they were just having a heartattack when it was like banned
(15:25):
for all of like 48 hours andit's back.
You know, there's like it'slike a podcast.
There's any type of show youwant to do out there and some of
it's kind of scary.
So the girlfriend of one of theguys who works here, he goes
that damn lighting Jesus Christ.
Go ahead, get your show.
Bug, get out of your system.
(15:45):
Go ahead, get the sponsor outof there.
Go ahead, your girlfriend'ssomething you know when you do
it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Excuse me, I know, I know I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to get it tolook good.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So tacky on the show, my God man.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Well, the lights changed since we started.
Now the sun is gone.
Yeah, that's better.
Come on, Surely you have to.
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
You can get followers and pretty much and I thought
this was a joke okay, this womanturned me on to listen.
She pops in there, I think,just to get the losers on at a
hard time.
These people are in therearguing and I just went.
They're kidding, but they'redead serious.
Some on there think the worldis round and they're arguing
with other people who stillthink the world is flat Bullshit
(16:38):
.
And then I'm listening andthese guys don't have any work.
They're living in Mommy andDaddy's basement, I guess, and
they don't say it's 24-7.
I mean, she's listening to them.
Last night it's like 11 pm.
I heard that this morning at6.30.
And they're still on there.
You know, I heard I justimproved the world.
(17:00):
It's flat, you don't know whatthe hell you're talking about
and they're dead serious.
What the hell?
And I'm looking at how manypeople are on there doing this
thing, part of the conversation,arguing about it, and I think
I've heard a bigger bunch offreaking losers in my life.
It's scary.
It's like 1980 new podcastdownloads per week in this
(17:23):
country.
I'm going talking about what?
And stuff like this, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Industries, scientific stuff.
I still think the world is flat.
You know bullshit, you know I'mjust going.
Oh, all these people who sailaround the world.
They stop and turn around andcome back.
I mean, no, that's why it's thesame thing still around the
world.
And you get suckered into it.
You start arguing with thesepeople.
I couldn't take it anymore, so Igrabbed her.
(17:48):
She walked away for a minute soI grabbed her phone, I hit the
mute off or whatever.
I went.
You people are the biggestbunch of numb-numb losers I've
met in my life.
I was like who the fuck is that?
I said listen to yourself.
What the hell is wrong with you?
They have, here's the thing theyhave.
There's no women on there.
(18:09):
Okay, you wonder why, exceptfor what they call female trolls
who are looking for guys?
I'm going, these are guys.
You see the women, the ugliestgroup of skanks I've ever seen.
But it's like the categorybelong to you.
There's women who desperatelywant to meet a guy.
So they go on this thingthinking well, these guys, they
there's.
No, they've never had a womanbefore.
(18:30):
They, if they did, maybe onetime their whole life.
So they know they're easypickings.
You know they're thinking oh,maybe they got some money or
something.
No, it doesn't even work.
How do you have time to be onthat stupid TikTok thing 24-7?
I mean, I'm not kidding, it'sactually there.
I'm going to get the name of itand I'll put it up and you
might click on it anytime andlisten to this shit.
You will understand.
(18:51):
So I noticed this woman who'son there and she's part of where
I work a really pretty girl,and so she goes on and they all
go.
Oh, because they don't have anywomen, except for the ones who
are just trying to maybe meetguys for money or whatever.
And she starts arguing just forfun and stuff.
They go, oh, she's into doingthis stuff and she'll tease them
(19:12):
and go, like you know.
But the thing is like thiscould be an interesting thing
for us guys, but you're bald andstuff, so I don't hang around
bald guys.
So and they go, what do you,what can we do?
And I go, I just go get thisplace to get get hair plants.
Maybe we could, maybe we have a, maybe we could talk, have a
future together.
And these people are flying allover the country here.
(19:39):
From this TikTok show.
What did you freaking geniusfor doing this?
Because they're losers lonely.
Here comes an attractive womanjust saying, well, if you go get
some hair then maybe we'll seewhere we go from there Booking
it.
It's great we probably.
Just I checked, probably inbusiness from that show of
(20:00):
losers a little bit over $hundred thousand bucks in
business really hello, wow, nokidding I mean they're stupid
and and she goes and plays themall.
I mean you know, I mean itdidn't start that way
intentionally.
She's got in there listening toit dude, this looks like fun
and, as you realize what they'reall about, just start throwing
that part and then she goes timeout for a quick commercial
break.
You and I just had a guy inhere two days ago getting a full
(20:25):
beard.
She said you know, you looklike a baby.
I want a man who looks mature.
Get some facial hair, use hair.
You can do that.
Yeah, of course.
Eyebrows, beards, everythingyou can put it on your back,
your legs, your butt, whereveryou want.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
On the end of my nose .
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You can do that too.
Have the gay couple.
We had a gay couple come inabout five years ago, right, and
they both did really nice headsof hair.
I'm just going looking goodguys, what can we do for you?
He goes.
Well, we've been together for awhile and things are getting
kind of routine and boring.
So we thought maybe we'd mix itup a little bit.
We both aren't hairy guys, sowe thought if one of us got some
chest hair, it'd be kind of fun.
(21:04):
I went, it'd be kind of fun, gofor it.
So we did a big chest hairimplant.
It looks like Austin Powers.
Now they come in probably ayear later.
Here's a guy with hair.
He has to go up his neck andshit there.
How did it grow you neck andshit there?
Because you know it's growth.
You can put Austin Powers toshame, like oh yeah, this is
(21:25):
just change your leg, right,this is so great because look at
this thing, it's wonderful canI have my back done too?
probably next.
Yeah, earlier this year we didanother chest hair different guy
, different stories, it's just,it was a personal thing and I'm
going sure it is.
And then we did a leg hair.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Leg hair.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Hmm, interesting.
I said please explain that tome, why the hell would you want
that for?
And he goes look, I got thesewhite pasty legs.
I get excited every spring andI get to put shorts on and go
out and everyone's going hey,what are you doing?
Are you shaving your legs orwhat?
Yeah, you're whistling.
And so I just did a fewsprinkles of some leg hair.
So I looked like a normal guy,you know, with some leg hair.
(22:10):
I thought, well, the reason issound.
I guess that's a lot of reasonspeople come in here.
So we did that too.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
So this is the original canceled radio guys
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Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, I'm just saying you can't make this shit up.
That TikTok thing just freakingblew me away.
I know, like with podcaststhere's just so much stuff out
there and topics can be reallyweird.
You know, because everyone cando a podcast if they want to, it
doesn't mean nobody's going tolisten to it or it's not going
to go anywhere.
I mean, usually they do thoseweird topics like that.
They'll do maybe four episodesand then they're gone.
Then the next one comes on andthey just go, go, go.
(22:49):
They won't listen to podcastsor Dateline stuff.
They extend the mysteries.
People like that stuff, youknow.
So I can see that the Roganthing is still big out there.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
You know, just by the way, Rogan has a microphone
like this, so you will have.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Rogan.
Well, I've heard him talk onhis show and it sounds like your
microphone.
Here I am.
Hey, let me tell you about thegesture guy.
Okay, yeah, he can't do it.
That's his show.
He bleeds, that shit.
They think the world is flat.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Sadly.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Last week it sounded like a tin can compared to
Costello.
I think this is worth.
We should just go on and spendsome time just, you know, browse
through TikTok and just findwhatever weird crap is out there
.
Just join it and listen and seewhat the hell they're talking
about.
It's really scary.
These people are freaking,lonely and nuts, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
And we know which way they voted too.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Before that outlet?
Where would they go to disputethis crap?
I mean, you know, and theirpassion, their argument.
You don't know what you'retalking about.
That doesn't prove the world'saround.
You don't know what you'retalking about.
That doesn't prove the world'sround.
You don't know.
It's flat.
It always has been.
They're bullshitting it.
That it's round.
I'm going God dang it.
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm looking at a picture from the moon of the
Earth and it's like this yeah,People have sailed around the
world.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
We've sent people up to space and they get to look at
the Earth from space it doesn'tlook flat to me and they orbit
around the world.
They have a governmentconspiracy.
They want us to think that theground was really flat.
I would go why would thegovernment want us to think that
it's round instead of flat?
What's the advantage of that?
(24:39):
I just had to jump in and calla bunch of stinking, lonely ass
losers.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, you know what this is from a page of.
I Told you.
So Our commander-in-chief hasdecided that he wants to run for
a third term.
He's already started.
Yeah, he already started.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
That would make him 82, 83 years old by the time
that happens.
Oh yeah, he already started.
That would make him 82, 83years old by the time that
happened.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
He'll be dead by then , Well.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I don't want to be.
Will he be dead in a few?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
years.
No, no, no, he'll be dead.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
It's bad to be mid to upper 90s when they get that
longevity gene going you seewhat he eats he's fine, you know
what he eats, you see it, hemoves around, he's fine.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You know what he eats all that.
Yeah well, all that.
I mean he's got so manypreservatives in it that it's
probably preserving him.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Ah, that's the key Eat that processed meat.
Yeah, preservatives Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
And also if you turn the hamburger sideways, it's
flat.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I beg to differ.
Let's get on TikTok and we'lldo a show and we'll argue about
it.
So, like this told me rightthere, I don't spend enough time
going through all that crap onTikTok, you know, do a deeper
dive into it.
Besides the obvious, what'strending in videos and this QG
thing there's some weird shit inthere, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
So oh yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
There's shit that I ever thought.
I mean people still arguingabout that and they're damn dead
serious and they do it 24-7.
Some guys sign up and go to bedand there's two other guys that
take their place and you keepit going.
It is crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, next time I get really bored, I know what I'll
do then.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Well, I'm just saying , if you ladies want to hop onto
that, if you ever want to doanything, if you want to hop
onto that, if you ever want todo anything, you want to sell
them anything or give them to doanything, just go in there.
You're attractive and just saywhat you want them to do.
Damn it, they'll do it.
They think they have a shot atyou.
They will do it.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
They'll do it.
Changing the subject now.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Last part.
I wrapped that the nice ladywho said, because the guy came
up to the bridge, she goes don'ttell them.
Don't tell them I'm here anddon't tell them that you know
anything about it, becausethey're embarrassed by it.
Well, they freaking should be,embarrassed by it, so we can't
say anything to them.
I don't know if it's a TikTokpatient or not, but we're not
allowed to say anything to them.
(27:05):
It's like a secret society.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Well, well, it's 100,000 a year.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I can say there's like a white guy flat button,
you know a black guy roundbutton, you know flat round,
same thing.
Okay, go ahead.
Got to beat that stuff, goahead.
Be what I got there, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I can't really, but you know, we were talking about
football.
Of course we got the Super Bowlcoming up and I said last week
when we did our last show thatI'll root for Philadelphia
because if anybody everybody Ialways root for loses, they just
do.
It just happens.
(27:47):
So unfortunately that went alittle awry, didn't it?
Philadelphia?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, you know, but I couldn't help it.
I can't not fake not wanting toroot for Buffalo, which I said
at the end of the year.
This is the year Buffalo's kindof going to do it.
There they are one game away,just like they were last year at
the same time.
You know they lost by a fieldgoal last year as well too.
They've lost four times in thatAFC championship game to try to
(28:15):
get the Super Bowl, and eachtime I don't know.
Josh Allen, I think, is great.
It's got to be messing with hishead.
I mean, it's like he's rightthere in the brink.
All that hard work every yearand their team is good and they
fall one game short of gettingthere.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
It's got to be fucking you up after that, like
Susan Lucci.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I think Josh will finally do it.
It's just sad he's in his primeand he just can't get there.
Now I know how golfers feltwhen Tiger was at his prime.
No one can beat Tiger.
They're having great years butcan't freaking beat Tiger.
Can't beat freaking top BradyNow.
They're his homies, but havinga guy like Josh Allen right
(29:00):
there on the cusp it's just ashame.
It's the first time I've everseen him.
After a game like that, heusually gets up, he shakes hands
, he's walking off.
He's sitting on the bench thistime just sitting his head down
and I'm going.
He's finally in.
He's going.
What do I have to do?
What is this deal?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I don't know what we're going to do this weekend.
No football, good God, what's?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
going on the Pro Bowl .
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Oh is there, so there is football Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
It's flag football and other crazy little silly
games.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh it's all the flag football thing.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That might be kind of interesting they used to do
this in my real game.
They always didn't play hardbecause they didn't want to get
hurt because of the Pro Bowl,but at least they were out there
.
It was always in Hawaii, so theHawaiians got to see football
because there was no NFL teamout there.
So they all came out and got tosee the NFL.
The NFL players they were greatPlayers were happy there in
Hawaii.
The locals were happy, they gotautographs and pictures and
stuff.
But now it's like in Orlandoit's flag football, but I think
(30:00):
Hawaiians are still luckybecause all the football stars
are there.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
That's a shame.
I would have gone to Hawaii forthat.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
The question is is America sick of Patrick Mahomes
and the Chiefs in Super Bowlevery year?
It hit the point where they'regoing not them, we got James.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, I think this would be their final year of
being the Darlings.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Homie's a young guy.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
He's got many years ahead.
No, I'm not saying that hewon't.
I'm just saying that peoplewill be tired of him by them
going oh yeah, young guy man,he's got many years.
No, I'm not saying that hewon't.
I'm just saying that you knowpeople will be tired of him by
them going.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
oh yeah, it's like you have Taylor Swift effect as
well already too.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Well, it goes in threes.
It's like you have a hit album,yeah yeah, it's great.
Can't wait for the next one,and the next one's pretty awful
usually, and then the third onecomes on.
They just sold out.
It made me an excellent album.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
People are saying football now is rigged, so I'm
going.
No, it's not rigged.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean look at this.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
So they make history.
The Chiefs go ahead and win,which I think they will do.
This is a repeat of Super Bowl.
Two years ago it was the Eaglesand the Chiefs, and the Chiefs
beat them Once again.
Every Chiefs game it comes downto the end very close game, but
Chiefs won.
So they'll want people then towin this year because that would
be something that's never beendone before winning three Super
Bowls in a row.
So after they win that, they'veachieved the goals.
(31:20):
The next year people are goingto go.
Can we get Josh in there inBuffalo?
Somebody, anybody, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I think that's going to happen.
You know, what's going tohappen is our shit-gibbon in
control is going to have anexecutive order going.
Chiefs can't win, sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Look executive order.
See that I'll tell you whatwe'll take them all down to the
Gulf of America, gulf of America.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
America.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
You may not be around to see next year's.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Super Bowl once I deport you.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Well, I'm, you laugh, but I have a friend who told me
he could, he could send you outof here.
You're a citizen.
No, get him out.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Get out of here.
How long you been here, get outof here.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Family's on the news.
He's worked here.
He's lived here for years.
He's worked here for years.
He's worked here for years.
We've raised two kids here.
Don't give a crap.
He's not American citizen.
Yeah, get out of here.
Yeah, I think your only safething is because you're from
England.
You're not from Panama orNicaragua or Mexico.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I am the right.
I am the right.
Lack of color.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
You are, you are, yeah, you're an albino, sandy.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Oh, no, not that bad.
A little bit of tan from Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's because I'm probably speaking Spanish.
They'll go show me your card.
Oh can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Because now the local police God help us can now act
as ICE agents.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
But most cities are refusing to do that.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Some cities, the blue cities mostly.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Well in Denver, they're not helping, they refuse
to help.
So ICE has to do it all ontheir own.
They've hit Denver pretty hardthe last couple of days.
Vegas I haven't really heardtoo much about that happening.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Vegas is blue, so you're good there.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
No you're in red.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
It's blue.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Red is Trump, blue is liberal.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
The basis of Vegas is blue, always had been.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Trump came here after he wanted to thank Vegas and
Nevada for voting him in,because they haven't voted red
in 20 years and they didn't votefor him.
So he's going to go, I'm goingto get them in for his afternoon
.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Boy, I tell you what they have a field day in Vegas,
jeez, yes, they would.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Everyone's expecting him because he wants to do a
favor.
He came to Vegas to keep hispromise.
He goes.
I promise you no tax on tips.
I just want to come say thankyou and I'll keep my promise.
Next promise is the Emiratesgroup is out, but ICE hasn't hit
here in Vegas yet, but thelocal news says they expect it
to be some action.
End of this weekend, thisweekend.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
You know, here's the thing, see what they'll do, is
they said, you know they havepictures of all these immigrants
on this plane and they said theplane never took off.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
What did they do with ?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
it.
They went back and shoot themthey went back and shoot them.
Put them back in lockup, Iguess.
But I mean, that's the wholething.
It's a conspiracy, it's a ruse.
So all the guys back in Panamaand Colombia and all those kind
of the country that is, they'reall going like, oh shit, america
(34:43):
, you can't go there anymore.
That's the idea, that's what Ithink, because you can't deport
11 million people.
It's not possible.
And if you did, this countrywould grind to a halt very
quickly.
The economy would be totallyshot.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
They're going to do it every day, one immigrant at a
time.
Okay If the local government issaying here they're giving
people a warning.
They're going knocking the dooron those folks don't answer.
If they don't have a warrant,don't let them in.
They're just saying do you haverights?
You don't have to like go.
Oh here, cuff me, take me out,take me out, you know so.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh well, you asked for it.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
You know Costello was hands behind his back.
God dang it.
I've been here three years.
Some bitch Might bring mymotorcycle with me.
You've been here for like twodecades plus.
Raise your families here, don'tcare.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
You came here illegally.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I still did no, no.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I was here legally, I just overstayed, that's all.
There's a big difference.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
But they did try to Ice is ice agents, ice agents,
ice agents.
Let me see this.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
They did try to deport me quite a few times and
I think I told you that story.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Let me find the ice agent hotline.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
You know what?
When I lived in West Virginia,I got a bridge for you in South
Carolina.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
A bridge in South Carolina.
Go get it.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Holy shit, there's at least two of us.
A you in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I'm rich in South Carolina.
Go get them.
Holy shit, there's at least twoof us.
I'm not rich in South Carolinaunless I made a wrong turn or
something.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
But you know what?
Here's the thing when I livedin West Virginia and shared that
house with Chaz which, just bythe way, for those who don't
know, chris and I used to worktogether many years ago he was
my boss way back when and we hadthis other guy called Chaz who
was part of the morning zoo crewYep, he wasn't, he was, but it
was Chris's thing.
Anyhow, we rented a housetogether and many, many
(36:42):
interesting things happened.
But anyway, I finally got aphone and I looked up the phone
and I was getting these oddphone calls from people.
It turned out we had the Xnumber of the Secret Service in
Charleston, west Virginia.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Why would there be Secret Service there anyway?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Well, who knows?
I mean where you want a placeto disappear.
Next to Columbia, southCarolina, charleston, west
Virginia?
You can look right next tothere.
They're never going to look foryou there.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I know a guy named July Ch.
He's disappeared in Texas.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
No, I know exactly where he is.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
We know where he is.
But the quick question is whydoes he not speak to us?
What did you do?
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Me.
What did you do?
Yeah, but you fired him thesame day.
You fired me, I didn't fire you, I didn't fire you.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
I didn't fire you.
I took him every station I wentto, except for the well, one of
the last ones I went to.
I didn't take him.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Well, I guess that's.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
There was nobody open .
I had no need.
The staff was full.
I can't fire someone and bringhim in.
I think he pissed him off, Idon't know, so he wound up going
Could be Well.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
It's true.
It's true.
I think it was David Chandler,the GM, who fired me.
I think Exactly, that's a longtime ago, david Chandler, who
fired you.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
He's a little country boy from South Carolina.
Like where you are, tim.
He lives right below you still.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
He lives down in Charleston.
Yeah, he does.
Oh, you all remember we calledhim.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
You remember when we got together with Duke.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It was funny because we called this guy our old
gentleman and he goes.
Well, it's good to hear fromyou guys.
Well bye, really shortconversation.
It's good to hear from you guysReally good.
Yep, yep, I'm retired.
It was good to hear from youguys Really good.
Yep, yep, I'm retiring, I'mhaving some fun out on the water
.
Okay, well bye.
Well, he happened to hear fromus.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Oh well, you know certainly his favorite DJ,
that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I think it's because we have Doug on the phone.
He's going.
Oh, that's freaky Doug.
I'm reminded of him because inMarch is the Academy Awards,
which means in March is ourannual Dokes Awards.
Dokes Awards.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
We'll have to explain what the dokes are I'm going to
put up a picture of the dokewhen we get to March.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I'm not going to show it yet.
Why spoil the fun?
When we get to March awardsseason, I'm going to hold up and
go.
This is the doke.
And people will go oh my dope.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
People will go oh my god, hey, you know what.
We're about time to wrap up now.
You know that, oh thank you,I'm sorry.
Yeah, we see how it goes.
So of course, the originalcancelled radio guys radio show,
radio, radio radio, brought toyou by Chris and Costello and
(39:33):
hopefully Boya Loco and who'sgoing to?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
bend over and take the squeal this week.
Dipshits on the TikTok channelwho think the world is flat,
give it to them, do that.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
We should almost mention that the original
cancelled radio guys is, ofcourse, thought and conceived by
Mr Chris Bailey and Aidan, andbetter by myself, costello.
And who are we produced by?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Chesney from Chesney.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Of course I was forgetting I was doing that I
was going to make.
I was going to make a TaylorSwift joke In there, but it all
fell apart, never mind.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
You basically have your microphone, just to linger
a little bit longer.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
My new microphone.
Well, you'll have one next weekand it'll be fun for you
dipshits on tiktok.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
You're on the flat squeal squeal, squeal, nasty.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
That is goodbye, chesney.
You can turn it off now.
Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is all cancelled radio
guys, it's the waves again.
Here we are.
I started a couple of hours ago.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, hey, this is Chris.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hey, chris Costello, here, how you doing.
Happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, costello's broadcasting from Boondock,
south Carolina today, and I'm inLas Vegas, so we're worlds
apart.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Worlds apart, it is.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
And culture and pretty much everything, and just
about everything.
Yes, let me try to get ready.
Let me get my South Carolina,let me get my neck get your
redneck going.
I want to apologize we've gotthis same show discrepancy as we
always have had for quite awhile the Chris Costello show.
Chris Costello, he's got thisreally expensive microphone.
(01:06):
When he talks he just puts itdown His voice like never before
.
Then he turns the microphoneoff to see folks he sounds like
this.
He turns on that super-duper,big-dick microphone and he
sounds like he does now Me.
I have here.
This is the Amazon special.
I thought it was pretty.
Is the Amazon special?
Okay, I thought it was prettygood.
(01:27):
Mike, apparently not.
You can hear when you hearthere.
I thought I could be a littletin can.
Here there's Costello, and thenthere's me over here, there's
Chris over here.
So this is the last week that Ijust want to mention it.
Okay, so what I did?
I break down and buy theCostello microphone the one he
has, and the Costello board thatit plugs into.
So next week's show won't beequal, I guess, in microphones.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Hopefully Excuse me.
I've got to turn on the lighthere because the sun's gone down
.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I hope so.
You like the fact that you likethat microphone discrepancy man
, I don't you hear it all thetime you go move discrepancy,
man, I don't you hear it all thetime You're going.
Move your mic closer.
It sounds kind of tinny, I go.
Is this my microphone?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I'm not even sure you're going through your
microphone right now.
I think you might be.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You get this guy in front of you, you get the big
stand for it, you get it rightthere, right there.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Next, to his mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Maybe chewing a couple of times during the show,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well, you know what, if you're going to dance with a
big voice, you've got to havethe toys.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I guess so.
So I have ordered the toys soI'll be on an equal plane with
you next week.
I can't wait to hear what itsounds like.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, well, then also we'll have new backgrounds too,
or at least I will.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And maybe you can turn the camera on.
I'll put it on.
We can bring in the new logothing.
I'll pop that baby right behindme.
You bet you or I can turn mysound lamp on, like you just did
.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Those three quarters of your face is lit, the other
is in shadow.
Well, it's, yeah, we have thebest technical qualities in this
show audio problems, lightproblems there we go.
It's looking to light, there wego.
So you see the Kmart show goingon today.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
There we go.
How's that?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's good, that's good, better.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm surrounded in darkness.
Now you know you can get morehair, so that's good.
I need a haircut.
I don't want to slap you.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Haircuts okay.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, otherwise, if I don't keep it real short, it
just goes bushy anduncontrollable.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was thinking you should come out here and let's
do a transplant on you.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well, I did come, put on some extensions.
I did come out there.
I was out there two weeks agofor like eight hours.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You came on your schedule.
You didn't come on the surgeryschedule to get a hair
transplant.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I know why, cause you're no, I had nothing you
have to.
You have to.
You have to argue with Alisonabout about.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
you know about that because she, she did a surgery
anyway.
She had him one night out thenext morning.
I she had to do a surgeryanyway, she had to get him one
night out the next morning.
I'm going okay, well, hey, youknow what?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I got to turn this light down a bit.
It's really getting into my.
There we go.
This shit worked out before theshow.
Well, the sun's gone down soit's Wow, really bright.
But there you go, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Here's a scary thing night time in Columbia, south
Carolina.
It is kind of scary.
I'm listening for gunshots.
There's no gunshot.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I can't hear you, I'll be coming soon.
Sooner or later you'll hear it.
Or you know, if we all getreally quiet and I open all the
windows, you'd hear all thesirens going off.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh, it's great going off Woo Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo Woo, woo, woo Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,woo, woo, woo, woo Woo.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Woo what in Vegas?
Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Hasn't been 30 years since you've lived here?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Ah no, it hasn't.
No, I didn't.
I ate that a couple of timesand I thought the portions were
so small.
The chickens were barely out oftheir egg when they slaughtered
them, so I.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I order a lunch portion.
It's like enough to last me fortwo freaking days, so I guess
they've changed.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't know.
I think they must have done.
They've got bigger chickens.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
We all find them pretty good.
I'm trying to get a response tothe show, so therefore a poro
loco.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
A poro loco.
Yeah, bringing you chicken.
It's better than.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Taco Bell, it's better than Del Taco.
It's a poro loco.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You know what.
Now we know what came first thechicken or the egg?
The local?
Yeah, exactly, PreciselyTalking of that, should we try
that.
We've got a problem, apparently, across the country We've got a
big problem.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
If you remember not to make this political because I
don't want to, but he broughtit up during the campaign Trump
did you can't afford eggs.
When I get in there, everybodygets eggs.
You get them at the right price.
Okay, he's in there.
Of course it's going to bepolitical.
He's going to blame it on theprior administration.
That's what they do and Iexpect that.
But one, you can't find eggsanywhere.
There's a shortage.
(06:15):
And two, if you can find eggs,it's over $11 a dozen.
Okay, what I know Now I know Ifyou go to Costco and stuff, you
can get them for like $5, butyou have to buy 14 dozen, okay,
so they get $5 a dozen.
That's a lot of eggs to eat ina short period of time.
Don't want to be around thatEgg bound.
Nothing worse than a stinky eggfart, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Oh, that's, very true .
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Nasty Sulfuric, nasty let's see if we can find out
why there's a shortage for eggsfor one and two, why all of a
sudden they cost so much money.
I don't know.
Let's find out.
Who are we calling?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well, you know what I made this call and hopefully
he's still there Bill Bell.
Bill Bell from the Brown EggAssociation.
He's up in.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Wisconsin.
He's up in Middle.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
America he is.
Let's see if he's still there,shall we Association?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
He's up in middle America.
Let's see if he's still thereshall we Chicken farmers.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That was interesting, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
They may have wiped out a few chickens because of
the bird flu.
I can have somebody with ashortage, we'll find out.
There we go, bill Bell, billBell, we'll find out, there we
go.
Bill Bell.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Bill Bell.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Eggman, wisconsin.
I'll be going home for dinnerhe probably has.
Welcome to our voicemail system.
You have reached the mailbox ofone zero message when you have
finished recording press pound,or simply hang up.
Hey, bill Bell.
This is Kristen Costello.
Our podcast is on live rightnow and you spoke to Costello a
(07:49):
little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
To listen to your message, press 2.
That's all we get.
Well, apparently, that's it oh.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Leave a message Six seconds later.
Do you like your message?
Push 1.
If you don't, they're justtrying to save the flight weight
.
We don't want you to leave afreaking message.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Let's get rid of it.
There we go.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I thought we could leave a decent message, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well, I try.
What can I say?
Well, that was our show.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It was not.
It's just a part of our show.
It's a small, wee portion ofthe show.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Just a little bit Talking of shows.
Did you happen to watch the SNLtribute?
50-year tribute to SNL music.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I did, I loved it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh, the beginning montage was about 20 minutes
long and the best editing musicediting I think I've ever seen.
It was really impressive.
Stunning.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You don't remember all the guests they've had on
there.
It's just man and all differenttypes.
It was really awesome.
It was great Behind-the-scenesstuff with Mick Jagger.
It was really awesome.
It was great Behind the scenesstuff with Mick Jagger.
It was just great fun.
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It was brilliant.
Rage Against the Machine.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You're going to make us do what, now, they had them
on with that Steve Forbes guywho was running for president a
few years ago, the most straightconservative guy you could meet
.
He's going, ladies andgentlemen, R to get some machine
.
It's like that's a weird matchthere and it didn't fit at all.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
And this is, of course, just right after they've
had a fist fight literally onthe stage because they wanted to
take the American flag anddrape them over their amplifiers
upside down, which is a sign ofdistress, at least nautically
it is anyway.
So you can't do that to ourflag.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well, the featured jerk hero artist Janetta
O'Connor, and the controversyshe caused.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
She took a picture of the Pope and ripped it up on
live TV and was oh my god, youknow.
So I forgot how really prettyand talented she was.
And that was you know.
And, like they said, you knowher statement she was making.
She was.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
She was right on the money.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
She was right on the money, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Just offended some Catholics, maybe about five of
them, maybe a couple of priestsinterrupted their time with the
altar boys.
But you know it was okay.
It was good to see that againbecause when you look at it now
but it was good to see thatagain because when you look at
it now, years later, it justseems so tame, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh, absolutely, and I happen to notice Elvis Costello
in there.
I mean, how can you?
You're banned, you'll neverwork here again.
It's like, ladies and gentlemen, elvis Costello.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's right.
Yeah, nobody, okay, elvisCostello.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You just have him again.
Yeah, yeah, maybe he'll.
He's doing actually this isreally very cool.
He's doing a nationwide tourthis year of all his, of his
first three albums, which in myopinion, were his best, his best
work.
So he's dusting all that offand taking it out on the road.
It's like brilliant.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
So that early work that got our attention, you know
, made Elvis Costello and yourname's, eh Costello.
Yes, he's coming here to Vegas.
He's coming here four timesthis year.
He's playing the Palms.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
If he's doing that, you should go.
You should go.
Or maybe I'll tell you what wecould do.
Not four times.
I wonder how much it is.
There are about $100 ticketshere.
That's not bad.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Okay, here the tickets start at $65.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wow, really it's a bigger venue.
Oh man, I'll have to look intothat.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
He's playing here at 2,500 seats or a tour, so that
means every seat is going to bepretty decent, but they start at
$65, go up to like $450.
And if there's a big demandover higher, you know how it
works here in.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Vegas, but that's the thing.
Prices.
For now it's not bad.
It might be worth a plane trip.
Take Allison and maybe, ifyou're in town, you'd come too.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
When you come out, we'll get you a hair transplant.
You see Elvis Costello in thefront row with all those scabs
on your head while you'rehealing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Nice, that sounds lovely, really good.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Serve your next show.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
That'd be fun.
It should be, but yeah, that'ssomething in that SNL show.
That's about the third one I'vewatched.
I think I watched one on theairplane coming back from Hawaii
.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
There's a lot of them for the 50th anniversary and
the big 50th anniversary show iscoming up.
It's going to be in primetime,it's like a two-, three-hour
event, so it should be a lot offun.
But that music thing, man,that's one of those shows that
was so good.
I want to watch that again.
I want to watch that again.
You know these shows you feelthat way about, but that one I'm
just wow, I want to see thatagain.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I'm trying to remember who else he had to, who
else got banned of.
Well, rage against the machineand who else?
Who else?
It didn't happen that often,but when it did it was like Ooh
mostly it was like bickeringbackstage and stuff you know.
And they didn't know Sinead wasgoing to do that.
Anyway they had no idea yeahyeah.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's like Lord Michael's going to stand there
because alarms are going off inmy head.
It's like holy crap, you know,but it went away after a couple
weeks and as time goes on,wasn't a big deal.
As time goes on, she was rightanyway.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You know, the best thing about that show is it had
hardly any of Chevy Chase onthere.
Of course he's not musical.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Well, they don't like him.
They hate the guy.
He's an ass now.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
He is an ass.
He got older and turned into anass I don't know if he was,
he's only on one year anyway,first year.
Well, you know he bought therights to all that just by the
way, to watch Saturday NightLive.
He owns half of it, or some ofit.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Is it on there or something?
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, I was working a movie in Vegas it was Vegas
Vacation from National Lampoon'sright and of course he was in
that and I was talking toBeverly D'Angelo, who's his wife
in the movie Sweet woman Lovely, lovely, yeah, lovely woman,
and we're talking about herbrother, who was a jazz musician
(14:07):
.
And I just made the statementand you know, we were talking
and cutting up and having alaugh and people were laughing
and everything, and I said, youknow, I said I don't mind jazz,
I prefer it live.
I wouldn't put on an album ofjazz, but I think, you know,
jazz is just something you'vegot to feel, you've got to be
there.
And on my left-hand side Isuddenly hear this voice going
(14:31):
well, that's a complete load ofshit and I go, it was Chevy
Chase.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You wonder who that could have been.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
And I just turned around and I looked at him and
said I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
There's some small clubs here in Vegas that play
jazz, over at the Tuscan, andthey have this really some
nights.
They have a really beautifulFilipino singer in there who
sings with it.
It's just good.
It's just good fun, like yousaid.
Hearing some section of it liveis great, but you get good dance
here, live in Vegas, which youdon't get in a lot of cities.
So we're lucky, we're lucky.
(15:04):
Let me tell you what was not solucky.
It's like this freakiest thingI found out yesterday.
Okay, cause we know we're outthere Our shows on X, we're on
Tik TOK, mainly on YouTube atthe moment.
You know we're just, we're justdominating those areas, but
freaking Tik TOK in any of thoseareas, but freaking TikTok man,
it's just like you know, somany people depend on it and
they were just having a heartattack when it was like banned
(15:25):
for all of like 48 hours andit's back.
You know, there's like it'slike a podcast.
There's any type of show youwant to do out there and some of
it's kind of scary.
So the girlfriend of one of theguys who works here, he goes
that damn lighting Jesus Christ.
Go ahead, get your show.
Bug, get out of your system.
(15:45):
Go ahead, get the sponsor outof there.
Go ahead, your girlfriend'ssomething you know when you do
it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Excuse me, I know, I know I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to get it tolook good.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So tacky on the show, my God man.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Well, the lights changed since we started.
Now the sun is gone.
Yeah, that's better.
Come on, Surely you have to.
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
You can get followers and pretty much and I thought
this was a joke okay, this womanturned me on to listen.
She pops in there, I think,just to get the losers on at a
hard time.
These people are in therearguing and I just went.
They're kidding, but they'redead serious.
Some on there think the worldis round and they're arguing
with other people who stillthink the world is flat Bullshit
(16:38):
.
And then I'm listening andthese guys don't have any work.
They're living in Mommy andDaddy's basement, I guess, and
they don't say it's 24-7.
I mean, she's listening to them.
Last night it's like 11 pm.
I heard that this morning at6.30.
And they're still on there.
You know, I heard I justimproved the world.
(17:00):
It's flat, you don't know whatthe hell you're talking about
and they're dead serious.
What the hell?
And I'm looking at how manypeople are on there doing this
thing, part of the conversation,arguing about it, and I think
I've heard a bigger bunch offreaking losers in my life.
It's scary.
It's like 1980 new podcastdownloads per week in this
(17:23):
country.
I'm going talking about what?
And stuff like this, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Industries, scientific stuff.
I still think the world is flat.
You know bullshit, you know I'mjust going.
Oh, all these people who sailaround the world.
They stop and turn around andcome back.
I mean, no, that's why it's thesame thing still around the
world.
And you get suckered into it.
You start arguing with thesepeople.
I couldn't take it anymore, so Igrabbed her.
(17:48):
She walked away for a minute soI grabbed her phone, I hit the
mute off or whatever.
I went.
You people are the biggestbunch of numb-numb losers I've
met in my life.
I was like who the fuck is that?
I said listen to yourself.
What the hell is wrong with you?
They have, here's the thing theyhave.
There's no women on there.
(18:09):
Okay, you wonder why, exceptfor what they call female trolls
who are looking for guys?
I'm going, these are guys.
You see the women, the ugliestgroup of skanks I've ever seen.
But it's like the categorybelong to you.
There's women who desperatelywant to meet a guy.
So they go on this thingthinking well, these guys, they
there's.
No, they've never had a womanbefore.
(18:30):
They, if they did, maybe onetime their whole life.
So they know they're easypickings.
You know they're thinking oh,maybe they got some money or
something.
No, it doesn't even work.
How do you have time to be onthat stupid TikTok thing 24-7?
I mean, I'm not kidding, it'sactually there.
I'm going to get the name of itand I'll put it up and you
might click on it anytime andlisten to this shit.
You will understand.
(18:51):
So I noticed this woman who'son there and she's part of where
I work a really pretty girl,and so she goes on and they all
go.
Oh, because they don't have anywomen, except for the ones who
are just trying to maybe meetguys for money or whatever.
And she starts arguing just forfun and stuff.
They go, oh, she's into doingthis stuff and she'll tease them
(19:12):
and go, like you know.
But the thing is like thiscould be an interesting thing
for us guys, but you're bald andstuff, so I don't hang around
bald guys.
So and they go, what do you,what can we do?
And I go, I just go get thisplace to get get hair plants.
Maybe we could, maybe we have a, maybe we could talk, have a
future together.
And these people are flying allover the country here.
(19:39):
From this TikTok show.
What did you freaking geniusfor doing this?
Because they're losers lonely.
Here comes an attractive womanjust saying, well, if you go get
some hair then maybe we'll seewhere we go from there Booking
it.
It's great we probably.
Just I checked, probably inbusiness from that show of
(20:00):
losers a little bit over $hundred thousand bucks in
business really hello, wow, nokidding I mean they're stupid
and and she goes and plays themall.
I mean you know, I mean itdidn't start that way
intentionally.
She's got in there listening toit dude, this looks like fun
and, as you realize what they'reall about, just start throwing
that part and then she goes timeout for a quick commercial
break.
You and I just had a guy inhere two days ago getting a full
(20:25):
beard.
She said you know, you looklike a baby.
I want a man who looks mature.
Get some facial hair, use hair.
You can do that.
Yeah, of course.
Eyebrows, beards, everythingyou can put it on your back,
your legs, your butt, whereveryou want.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
On the end of my nose .
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You can do that too.
Have the gay couple.
We had a gay couple come inabout five years ago, right, and
they both did really nice headsof hair.
I'm just going looking goodguys, what can we do for you?
He goes.
Well, we've been together for awhile and things are getting
kind of routine and boring.
So we thought maybe we'd mix itup a little bit.
We both aren't hairy guys, sowe thought if one of us got some
chest hair, it'd be kind of fun.
(21:04):
I went, it'd be kind of fun, gofor it.
So we did a big chest hairimplant.
It looks like Austin Powers.
Now they come in probably ayear later.
Here's a guy with hair.
He has to go up his neck andshit there.
How did it grow you neck andshit there?
Because you know it's growth.
You can put Austin Powers toshame, like oh yeah, this is
(21:25):
just change your leg, right,this is so great because look at
this thing, it's wonderful canI have my back done too?
probably next.
Yeah, earlier this year we didanother chest hair different guy
, different stories, it's just,it was a personal thing and I'm
going sure it is.
And then we did a leg hair.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Leg hair.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Hmm, interesting.
I said please explain that tome, why the hell would you want
that for?
And he goes look, I got thesewhite pasty legs.
I get excited every spring andI get to put shorts on and go
out and everyone's going hey,what are you doing?
Are you shaving your legs orwhat?
Yeah, you're whistling.
And so I just did a fewsprinkles of some leg hair.
So I looked like a normal guy,you know, with some leg hair.
(22:10):
I thought, well, the reason issound.
I guess that's a lot of reasonspeople come in here.
So we did that too.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
So this is the original canceled radio guys
Brought to you by.
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Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, I'm just saying you can't make this shit up.
That TikTok thing just freakingblew me away.
I know, like with podcaststhere's just so much stuff out
there and topics can be reallyweird.
You know, because everyone cando a podcast if they want to, it
doesn't mean nobody's going tolisten to it or it's not going
to go anywhere.
I mean, usually they do thoseweird topics like that.
They'll do maybe four episodesand then they're gone.
Then the next one comes on andthey just go, go, go.
(22:49):
They won't listen to podcastsor Dateline stuff.
They extend the mysteries.
People like that stuff, youknow.
So I can see that the Roganthing is still big out there.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
You know, just by the way, Rogan has a microphone
like this, so you will have.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Rogan.
Well, I've heard him talk onhis show and it sounds like your
microphone.
Here I am.
Hey, let me tell you about thegesture guy.
Okay, yeah, he can't do it.
That's his show.
He bleeds, that shit.
They think the world is flat.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Sadly.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Last week it sounded like a tin can compared to
Costello.
I think this is worth.
We should just go on and spendsome time just, you know, browse
through TikTok and just findwhatever weird crap is out there
.
Just join it and listen and seewhat the hell they're talking
about.
It's really scary.
These people are freaking,lonely and nuts, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
And we know which way they voted too.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Before that outlet?
Where would they go to disputethis crap?
I mean, you know, and theirpassion, their argument.
You don't know what you'retalking about.
That doesn't prove the world'saround.
You don't know what you'retalking about.
That doesn't prove the world'sround.
You don't know.
It's flat.
It always has been.
They're bullshitting it.
That it's round.
I'm going God dang it.
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm looking at a picture from the moon of the
Earth and it's like this yeah,People have sailed around the
world.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
We've sent people up to space and they get to look at
the Earth from space it doesn'tlook flat to me and they orbit
around the world.
They have a governmentconspiracy.
They want us to think that theground was really flat.
I would go why would thegovernment want us to think that
it's round instead of flat?
What's the advantage of that?
(24:39):
I just had to jump in and calla bunch of stinking, lonely ass
losers.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, you know what this is from a page of.
I Told you.
So Our commander-in-chief hasdecided that he wants to run for
a third term.
He's already started.
Yeah, he already started.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
That would make him 82, 83 years old by the time
that happens.
Oh yeah, he already started.
That would make him 82, 83years old by the time that
happened.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
He'll be dead by then , Well.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I don't want to be.
Will he be dead in a few?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
years.
No, no, no, he'll be dead.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
It's bad to be mid to upper 90s when they get that
longevity gene going you seewhat he eats he's fine, you know
what he eats, you see it, hemoves around, he's fine.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You know what he eats all that.
Yeah well, all that.
I mean he's got so manypreservatives in it that it's
probably preserving him.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Ah, that's the key Eat that processed meat.
Yeah, preservatives Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
And also if you turn the hamburger sideways, it's
flat.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I beg to differ.
Let's get on TikTok and we'lldo a show and we'll argue about
it.
So, like this told me rightthere, I don't spend enough time
going through all that crap onTikTok, you know, do a deeper
dive into it.
Besides the obvious, what'strending in videos and this QG
thing there's some weird shit inthere, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
So oh yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
There's shit that I ever thought.
I mean people still arguingabout that and they're damn dead
serious and they do it 24-7.
Some guys sign up and go to bedand there's two other guys that
take their place and you keepit going.
It is crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, next time I get really bored, I know what I'll
do then.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Well, I'm just saying , if you ladies want to hop onto
that, if you ever want to doanything, if you want to hop
onto that, if you ever want todo anything, you want to sell
them anything or give them to doanything, just go in there.
You're attractive and just saywhat you want them to do.
Damn it, they'll do it.
They think they have a shot atyou.
They will do it.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
They'll do it.
Changing the subject now.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Last part.
I wrapped that the nice ladywho said, because the guy came
up to the bridge, she goes don'ttell them.
Don't tell them I'm here anddon't tell them that you know
anything about it, becausethey're embarrassed by it.
Well, they freaking should be,embarrassed by it, so we can't
say anything to them.
I don't know if it's a TikTokpatient or not, but we're not
allowed to say anything to them.
(27:05):
It's like a secret society.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Well, well, it's 100,000 a year.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I can say there's like a white guy flat button,
you know a black guy roundbutton, you know flat round,
same thing.
Okay, go ahead.
Got to beat that stuff, goahead.
Be what I got there, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I can't really, but you know, we were talking about
football.
Of course we got the Super Bowlcoming up and I said last week
when we did our last show thatI'll root for Philadelphia
because if anybody everybody Ialways root for loses, they just
do.
It just happens.
(27:47):
So unfortunately that went alittle awry, didn't it?
Philadelphia?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, you know, but I couldn't help it.
I can't not fake not wanting toroot for Buffalo, which I said
at the end of the year.
This is the year Buffalo's kindof going to do it.
There they are one game away,just like they were last year at
the same time.
You know they lost by a fieldgoal last year as well too.
They've lost four times in thatAFC championship game to try to
(28:15):
get the Super Bowl, and eachtime I don't know.
Josh Allen, I think, is great.
It's got to be messing with hishead.
I mean, it's like he's rightthere in the brink.
All that hard work every yearand their team is good and they
fall one game short of gettingthere.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
It's got to be fucking you up after that, like
Susan Lucci.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I think Josh will finally do it.
It's just sad he's in his primeand he just can't get there.
Now I know how golfers feltwhen Tiger was at his prime.
No one can beat Tiger.
They're having great years butcan't freaking beat Tiger.
Can't beat freaking top BradyNow.
They're his homies, but havinga guy like Josh Allen right
(29:00):
there on the cusp it's just ashame.
It's the first time I've everseen him.
After a game like that, heusually gets up, he shakes hands
, he's walking off.
He's sitting on the bench thistime just sitting his head down
and I'm going.
He's finally in.
He's going.
What do I have to do?
What is this deal?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I don't know what we're going to do this weekend.
No football, good God, what's?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
going on the Pro Bowl .
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Oh is there, so there is football Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
It's flag football and other crazy little silly
games.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh it's all the flag football thing.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That might be kind of interesting they used to do
this in my real game.
They always didn't play hardbecause they didn't want to get
hurt because of the Pro Bowl,but at least they were out there
.
It was always in Hawaii, so theHawaiians got to see football
because there was no NFL teamout there.
So they all came out and got tosee the NFL.
The NFL players they were greatPlayers were happy there in
Hawaii.
The locals were happy, they gotautographs and pictures and
stuff.
But now it's like in Orlandoit's flag football, but I think
(30:00):
Hawaiians are still luckybecause all the football stars
are there.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
That's a shame.
I would have gone to Hawaii forthat.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
The question is is America sick of Patrick Mahomes
and the Chiefs in Super Bowlevery year?
It hit the point where they'regoing not them, we got James.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, I think this would be their final year of
being the Darlings.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Homie's a young guy.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
He's got many years ahead.
No, I'm not saying that hewon't.
I'm just saying that peoplewill be tired of him by them
going oh yeah, young guy man,he's got many years.
No, I'm not saying that hewon't.
I'm just saying that you knowpeople will be tired of him by
them going.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
oh yeah, it's like you have Taylor Swift effect as
well already too.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Well, it goes in threes.
It's like you have a hit album,yeah yeah, it's great.
Can't wait for the next one,and the next one's pretty awful
usually, and then the third onecomes on.
They just sold out.
It made me an excellent album.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
People are saying football now is rigged, so I'm
going.
No, it's not rigged.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean look at this.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
So they make history.
The Chiefs go ahead and win,which I think they will do.
This is a repeat of Super Bowl.
Two years ago it was the Eaglesand the Chiefs, and the Chiefs
beat them Once again.
Every Chiefs game it comes downto the end very close game, but
Chiefs won.
So they'll want people then towin this year because that would
be something that's never beendone before winning three Super
Bowls in a row.
So after they win that, they'veachieved the goals.
(31:20):
The next year people are goingto go.
Can we get Josh in there inBuffalo?
Somebody, anybody, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I think that's going to happen.
You know, what's going tohappen is our shit-gibbon in
control is going to have anexecutive order going.
Chiefs can't win, sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Look executive order.
See that I'll tell you whatwe'll take them all down to the
Gulf of America, gulf of America.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
America.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
You may not be around to see next year's.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Super Bowl once I deport you.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Well, I'm, you laugh, but I have a friend who told me
he could, he could send you outof here.
You're a citizen.
No, get him out.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Get out of here.
How long you been here, get outof here.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Family's on the news.
He's worked here.
He's lived here for years.
He's worked here for years.
He's worked here for years.
We've raised two kids here.
Don't give a crap.
He's not American citizen.
Yeah, get out of here.
Yeah, I think your only safething is because you're from
England.
You're not from Panama orNicaragua or Mexico.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I am the right.
I am the right.
Lack of color.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
You are, you are, yeah, you're an albino, sandy.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Oh, no, not that bad.
A little bit of tan from Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's because I'm probably speaking Spanish.
They'll go show me your card.
Oh can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Because now the local police God help us can now act
as ICE agents.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
But most cities are refusing to do that.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Some cities, the blue cities mostly.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Well in Denver, they're not helping, they refuse
to help.
So ICE has to do it all ontheir own.
They've hit Denver pretty hardthe last couple of days.
Vegas I haven't really heardtoo much about that happening.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Vegas is blue, so you're good there.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
No you're in red.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
It's blue.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Red is Trump, blue is liberal.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
The basis of Vegas is blue, always had been.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Trump came here after he wanted to thank Vegas and
Nevada for voting him in,because they haven't voted red
in 20 years and they didn't votefor him.
So he's going to go, I'm goingto get them in for his afternoon
.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Boy, I tell you what they have a field day in Vegas,
jeez, yes, they would.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Everyone's expecting him because he wants to do a
favor.
He came to Vegas to keep hispromise.
He goes.
I promise you no tax on tips.
I just want to come say thankyou and I'll keep my promise.
Next promise is the Emiratesgroup is out, but ICE hasn't hit
here in Vegas yet, but thelocal news says they expect it
to be some action.
End of this weekend, thisweekend.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
You know, here's the thing, see what they'll do, is
they said, you know they havepictures of all these immigrants
on this plane and they said theplane never took off.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
What did they do with ?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
it.
They went back and shoot themthey went back and shoot them.
Put them back in lockup, Iguess.
But I mean, that's the wholething.
It's a conspiracy, it's a ruse.
So all the guys back in Panamaand Colombia and all those kind
of the country that is, they'reall going like, oh shit, america
(34:43):
, you can't go there anymore.
That's the idea, that's what Ithink, because you can't deport
11 million people.
It's not possible.
And if you did, this countrywould grind to a halt very
quickly.
The economy would be totallyshot.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
They're going to do it every day, one immigrant at a
time.
Okay If the local government issaying here they're giving
people a warning.
They're going knocking the dooron those folks don't answer.
If they don't have a warrant,don't let them in.
They're just saying do you haverights?
You don't have to like go.
Oh here, cuff me, take me out,take me out, you know so.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh well, you asked for it.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
You know Costello was hands behind his back.
God dang it.
I've been here three years.
Some bitch Might bring mymotorcycle with me.
You've been here for like twodecades plus.
Raise your families here, don'tcare.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
You came here illegally.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I still did no, no.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I was here legally, I just overstayed, that's all.
There's a big difference.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
But they did try to Ice is ice agents, ice agents,
ice agents.
Let me see this.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
They did try to deport me quite a few times and
I think I told you that story.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Let me find the ice agent hotline.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
You know what?
When I lived in West Virginia,I got a bridge for you in South
Carolina.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
A bridge in South Carolina.
Go get it.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Holy shit, there's at least two of us.
A you in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I'm rich in South Carolina.
Go get them.
Holy shit, there's at least twoof us.
I'm not rich in South Carolinaunless I made a wrong turn or
something.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
But you know what?
Here's the thing when I livedin West Virginia and shared that
house with Chaz which, just bythe way, for those who don't
know, chris and I used to worktogether many years ago he was
my boss way back when and we hadthis other guy called Chaz who
was part of the morning zoo crewYep, he wasn't, he was, but it
was Chris's thing.
Anyhow, we rented a housetogether and many, many
(36:42):
interesting things happened.
But anyway, I finally got aphone and I looked up the phone
and I was getting these oddphone calls from people.
It turned out we had the Xnumber of the Secret Service in
Charleston, west Virginia.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Why would there be Secret Service there anyway?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Well, who knows?
I mean where you want a placeto disappear.
Next to Columbia, southCarolina, charleston, west
Virginia?
You can look right next tothere.
They're never going to look foryou there.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I know a guy named July Ch.
He's disappeared in Texas.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
No, I know exactly where he is.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
We know where he is.
But the quick question is whydoes he not speak to us?
What did you do?
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Me.
What did you do?
Yeah, but you fired him thesame day.
You fired me, I didn't fire you, I didn't fire you.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
I didn't fire you.
I took him every station I wentto, except for the well, one of
the last ones I went to.
I didn't take him.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Well, I guess that's.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
There was nobody open .
I had no need.
The staff was full.
I can't fire someone and bringhim in.
I think he pissed him off, Idon't know, so he wound up going
Could be Well.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
It's true.
It's true.
I think it was David Chandler,the GM, who fired me.
I think Exactly, that's a longtime ago, david Chandler, who
fired you.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
He's a little country boy from South Carolina.
Like where you are, tim.
He lives right below you still.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
He lives down in Charleston.
Yeah, he does.
Oh, you all remember we calledhim.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
You remember when we got together with Duke.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It was funny because we called this guy our old
gentleman and he goes.
Well, it's good to hear fromyou guys.
Well bye, really shortconversation.
It's good to hear from you guysReally good.
Yep, yep, I'm retired.
It was good to hear from youguys Really good.
Yep, yep, I'm retiring, I'mhaving some fun out on the water
.
Okay, well bye.
Well, he happened to hear fromus.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Oh well, you know certainly his favorite DJ,
that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I think it's because we have Doug on the phone.
He's going.
Oh, that's freaky Doug.
I'm reminded of him because inMarch is the Academy Awards,
which means in March is ourannual Dokes Awards.
Dokes Awards.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
We'll have to explain what the dokes are I'm going to
put up a picture of the dokewhen we get to March.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I'm not going to show it yet.
Why spoil the fun?
When we get to March awardsseason, I'm going to hold up and
go.
This is the doke.
And people will go oh my dope.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
People will go oh my god, hey, you know what.
We're about time to wrap up now.
You know that, oh thank you,I'm sorry.
Yeah, we see how it goes.
So of course, the originalcancelled radio guys radio show,
radio, radio radio, brought toyou by Chris and Costello and
(39:33):
hopefully Boya Loco and who'sgoing to?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
bend over and take the squeal this week.
Dipshits on the TikTok channelwho think the world is flat,
give it to them, do that.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
We should almost mention that the original
cancelled radio guys is, ofcourse, thought and conceived by
Mr Chris Bailey and Aidan, andbetter by myself, costello.
And who are we produced by?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Chesney from Chesney.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Of course I was forgetting I was doing that I
was going to make.
I was going to make a TaylorSwift joke In there, but it all
fell apart, never mind.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
You basically have your microphone, just to linger
a little bit longer.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
My new microphone.
Well, you'll have one next weekand it'll be fun for you
dipshits on tiktok.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
You're on the flat squeal squeal, squeal, nasty.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
That is goodbye, chesney.
You can turn it off now.
Thank you.
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