May 6, 2025 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, this is Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is Costello.
I don't know why I'm doing this, but Chris is doing it.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'm a little hyper now.
I get hyper.
I can't just do this, I justcan't do this to give me that
nervous energy, you know?
No, I want to see what abobblehead.
I felt like being a bobbleheaddoll.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, now that makes your microphone sound really
horrible.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yes, of course I know how to makes your microphone
sound really horrible.
Yes, of course.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's real like this.
Of course it's going to.
I know how to piss him off.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yes, you do.
So what's the here?
You are back from your bigadventure to Hawaii yes, my
hangout as well too and nowyou're back to I mean so-called.
I've been conducting a surveysince I came back, and now
you're back to a city known asColumbia, scotland.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I've been conducting a survey since I came back and
let me see, I had this lady comearound here today and try to
sell me insurance.
And she's lived here all herlife and guess what she doesn't
like it here.
And I went to the bankyesterday and I spoke to the
woman there as I had to do somebusiness there and she's worked
in that bank for 33 years andguess what she doesn't like it
(01:10):
here, but she's been there 33years.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't like it here.
She's been there 33 years.
Why didn't she?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
move.
That's what I said.
Why didn't she move Too mucheffort?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Too much effort.
How fat was she, anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So here we are, stuck on the original, cancelled
Radio Guys podcast, and welcometo one and all, or welcome to
one, maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I have a little time to Talk about.
Somebody really special today,right now, if I could.
A guy who's made a part of myregular radio show Back in the
day died this week.
His name was Al Stein.
He went by Famous Uncle Al.
He was 87 years old.
Next week he would have been 88.
(01:55):
Super guy, what he did.
He's from New York.
He just wanted to talk likethis.
This is me, famous Uncle Al.
He wanted to come to a place, Iguess, where it's less crowded,
be near the ocean.
So he moved down to theChesapeake Bay in the Atlantic
Ocean and he opened what isknown as famous Uncle Al's hot
(02:16):
dogs.
And he opened quite a few ofthem.
They had a chain all over themid Atlantic and things like
that, and he was a major part ofmy show.
Sometimes we'd do events thereat one of his places give away
free hot dogs and stuff forbreakfast, because the show was
on Yum 30 to 10, it's like whowants to be a part of that?
We took the Oscar Mayer WeedingMobile there.
(02:37):
He was just.
You know, if we needed an eventor a place to do something, he
was always come on over.
Let's do it here, have it inthe parking lot, set the tent up
, get the food out, bring peopleby, so on and so forth.
Plus, he was just a characterand a personality anyway.
So he still, even to this day,has pictures of me holding a
(02:58):
damn monkey.
You know, because we were atthe zoo and that monkey about
bit my damn ear off and he stillgot those.
I call them.
Monkey about bit my damn earoff and he still got those, I
call them.
He always framed my picture upthere that I was sort of doing
something.
He pictures me and he madecopies.
They're in all of his famousUncle Al's.
Okay, I said it's a real honorto be up there on the wall of
grease in your story.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You know what that monkey biting your ear off Trump
would have called anassassination attempt.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
We weren't so lucky.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, he's still with us.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You get the Secret Service watching you, okay, you
just keep it up.
But anyway he's just a superguy.
I was just so sad to hear thatthis week because he was just
like.
For years, you know, I've hadhim on the show.
He was.
Of course he was a big Mets fanMe being from Atlanta, I'm a
Braves fan.
We're in the same division, youknow.
I said Mets haven't been crapfor years and Braves have been
(03:56):
really special.
So it drove him nuts.
But he was a New Yorker throughand through.
I always loved his beloved Mets.
I thought they'd come throughone day.
Never did.
Sorry, al, but famous Uncle Al.
I call him this, but I lookback at it and it makes me sound
like a pedophile.
I call him famous Uncle Al thekiddie's pal.
He called himself that.
(04:16):
I'm going, al, you sound like afreaking sexual deviant.
I wouldn't call myself famousUncle Al the kiddie's pal.
What do you mean?
Because he did.
You know, because he's thekiddies pile.
I picked up on it right away.
It sounds like come to the hotdog place and bring your kids,
because for Uncle Al thepedophile, Uncle Al, the kiddies
(04:36):
pile and pedophile.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
See the famous Uncle Al.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I found out about it because it was like he was so
well known and we put him on themap and he put himself on the
map just having good food.
His son, roger, has taken overstuff, his daughter is there too
and they just run those thingslike he did.
He just made a lot of friends.
When we put him on the air onmy show it became like big-time
family stuff.
(05:00):
Everybody goes hey, family,it's Uncle Al, they come by to
see him at events and stuff.
Everybody goes hey, family,it's Uncle Al, they come by to
see him at events and stuff.
He was super.
So how I found out is becausethey did a big article on the
streaming device in thenewspaper.
It says on the newspaper andalso they put it on their
website as well too.
I saw it that way, so I didn'tknow he's got a memorial service
(05:23):
next week.
It was a celebration of life.
I wish I could be there, but itwould be a lot of fun.
But I'll send something downthere, just a video message or
whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, that would be nice, Would you?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
get a note of him.
Costello, You'd like him as aguy.
He was a really smart guy.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
He was.
Hey, look at this.
You see this underneath there,what that's called lighting.
This is I guess I missed a bitshaving.
You see, I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's like you're growing a retarded goatee.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's retarded, all right, hey, so listen.
Hawaii was absolutely wonderful.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Just cut me off, I'm just fine.
Just go ahead and change thisout.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Cut me off, I'm sorry , I thought you said Just go
ahead, just change the show, cutme off.
I'm sorry, I thought you saidCostello, what's?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
going on.
I thought you were done.
You've been done.
You've been done.
Who else has done?
You said quite about Hawaii.
You're too depressed being backwhere you live.
Oh well, you know, but justreal.
We got to call Joy, the Jewishtroll who used to live in my
basement.
He knew famous Uncle Al as welltoo, and of course I don't know.
If you know, I have to let himknow.
He may not even know.
(06:29):
Joey knows everything.
He probably does.
He does Famous Uncle Al,stellar guy.
He'll be greatly missed.
Hell of a guy.
Enjoyed those years we hadtogether on my show.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
So from the cancelled guys to Uncle Al.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Famous Uncle Al the kiddie pal.
I said don't put that on aT-shirt, whatever you do.
He had a famous Uncle AlT-shirt.
I said but don't put thekiddie's pal in there, okay,
you'll get picked up.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Where's that first word Trump's pal About?
The same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So now you're back.
You're back in Columbia, jesus.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yes, yes, I am.
Do I have to talk about that?
I suppose, so why have?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
you been all that freaking way and how many days
were you in Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Five days.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Five days.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It would have been nice to be longer, and I was
supposed to stay in Vegas longertoo, but I guess everybody else
had a job to get back to, and Ithink Also there was a package
that Alison bought.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
For Hawaii.
I'm sure I'm surprised youdidn't stay in Vegas.
You can hang out at yourdaughter's house while she goes
to work.
Maybe she doesn't trust youbeing there.
It kicked me out.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Leave me her.
You can hang out at yourdaughter's house while she goes
to work.
Maybe she doesn't trust youbeing there.
It kicked me out.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
No, yeah, leave me her new Tesla.
I can't leave you home alone inmy house.
I can't trust you.
You've got to rob me blind man.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh yeah, right right, she probably wouldn't even let
me drive a Tesla either.
I didn't ask her, but you know.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm looking at you five days in hawaii I'm looking
where's the tan I was.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
It's called factor 40 , I think.
Hey, I even wore shorts.
Not only did I wear shorts, butI actually went in the ocean a
couple of times.
Hey, it was great, yeah where'sthe tan?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
you got to get back to.
Where's the tan it?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
wasn't that hot man.
It was only like in the 70s,80s, tops.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You know how black I turn.
If it's 70s, put me out therein 75 degrees.
You'll see nothing but teethand eyeballs next week on the
show.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, well, I'm right .
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I tell you I hung out at the beach.
Every day you ate some reallygood food, oh yes, what's your
luau?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What's?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
that, spam, spam, tacos, they do that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Did you eat like a tuna poke bowl, poke fish?
No, we did poke.
Did do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Went and didthat.
That was good, but the thingwas awful.
How was the luau?
Well, the luau was rather sad.
Actually.
It was a weeky, weeky weeky.
A weeky, weeky weeky.
It was on the roof of aconvention center.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know, a new house must be in the sand down at the
beach.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And the pig was in a dish, a dish Already cut up yes,
it was a pork buffet, is whatit was, which was rather you
know.
And the guy who was sittingwith us said hey, I'm going to
try and get the apple out of thepig.
I said you better try and findthe pig first.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Because, today.
Wow, sounds like the poor man'sColumbia, South Carolina little
album?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I think it was, but who cares?
It was fun.
I was with my kids and she didall that.
She arranged everything.
She also arranged for herselfto jump out of an airplane with
a parachute.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Did she do it?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, that was the second time.
And you, no, no, did you?
She said, no, you can't.
Did you climb a mountain?
Did you go up a volcano?
We did drive.
Climb a mountain?
You go up a volcano.
We did drive up a mountain andsee around the rim of a volcano.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But we spent a lot of time at the beach mainly, and I
wanted to go.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I wanted to go to yeah, but I wanted to go to
Pearl Harbor.
But it was incredibly expensive.
It was like a hundred dollarsper person.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know, I thought that was like a.
I'm shocked.
I thought it was like anational monument, as it should
be.
Why are they charging $100 togo look at Pearl Harbor, for
that should be open.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's what I was told, so that didn't happen.
But that didn't matter, becausewe also went to the pineapple
plantation the Dole Plantation.
That was kind of funky.
Did you get some pineapplesamples?
Oh yes, hell yeah, it's goodtoo Good eating that stuff, dude
there's a beach, there's somegood food, a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Water was beautiful.
The mountain around, I'm sure,is absolutely gorgeous.
The weather everything.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Fabulous man, I loved it.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Did you meet a female Hawaiian lady there by any
chance?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Did I what?
Meet a female Hawaiian lady?
Hawaiian lady?
No, unfortunately not.
I'd have to go to one.
I think you'd have to get awayfrom Waikiki to do that, because
it's just full of tourists Wellthey work there.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's how you meet them.
They work there.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Oh well, well, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I could, but you know Ihad to behave myself because I'm
with my daughters.
You see, not like, not like theold days, mate, but those days
you wouldn't give a shit, had agreat time.
Now he's being a responsibledaddy.
Okay, yeah, bugger it.
(12:02):
Oh well, no, but it was it, itwas, I mean, it was really very
cool.
And on the way back right, um,I this is a sort of thoughtful
thing that my daughter does shegives me a seat with extra leg
room.
Okay, that's good, I'm six, two, not a big deal, because the
guy who sat next, he was 6'10".
Speaker 1 (12:24):
What does he do?
Does he pay back small anytime?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
No, no, nothing like that.
He's an older guy, he's a salesrep for something.
We'll get into that.
But I just looked at him andsaid Jesus, how tall are you Not
like?
Nobody ever says that to him,but I did.
I don't care, I don't give ashit.
6'10" man, geez, 6'10" huge.
6'10" man, jeez, 6'10" Huge,huge, huge.
He was Very nice too.
(12:48):
Yeah, I thought he was amusician at first, but no, he
wasn't.
How did that extra leg roomwork for him?
Just fitting Just like thatmuch to spare, was he?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
in the middle seat.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
We're on the bulkhead too.
We're on the bit that goes, notjust extra between seat and
seat.
There's nothing in front of us.
That's good.
You had the emergency exit overthere, right?
Yes, we had the emergency exit.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's what you want man stretching your legs out.
Yeah, they charge you extra forthose seats, but I always take
them too, so I can just stretchthem out man, they do them, they
do they do, which is a bit of ascam, hey.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
And on the way back also they didn't have those
video screens anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh yeah, you didn't watch any tv, no movies, huh
well, unless you.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I figured it out when I finally found where it said
you can, you know, get onto ourapp and do it that way and like
like tiny print.
So I did that and I managed towatch Joker.
That was good, the first one.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
The first Joker was good.
The second Joker, which cameout last year, is up for the
Harvard University Razzie Awardsas the worst movie, and it
should be the Joker in theNuthouse with Lady Gaga.
Let's sing.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You know what I'm going to have to watch it, the
joint with Lady Gaga.
Let's see, you know what I'mgoing to have to watch it now,
because you know I like LadyGaga.
I think she's cool.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I love Lady Gaga.
Everyone makes a tanker once ina while.
What are you going to do, right?
Everyone makes a crap movie.
I mean, let's look at the Oscarnominations came out.
Have you seen any of the moviesthat are out?
No, the Oscar nominations cameout.
Have you seen any of the moviesthat are out?
Have you seen Wicked?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
No, I haven't seen Wicked.
And I was going to go and seeWicked and they told me
everybody sang in it.
I was like I don't want to seethat.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I saw Challengers was the day, but that was Golden
Globe.
I didn't get any Oscarnominations.
I was kind of surprised at that, so I saw that one.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Now usually, usually there's a remember that Poor
Things or something it wascalled no, that was nominated
and then it came back and it won.
That was brilliant.
That was a brilliant movie andI kept saying I want to see that
, I want to see it, and it kindof disappeared for a while.
Poor Things, I think it wascalled.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah something like that.
I keep waiting for the nextErnest movie.
Ernest Goes to South Carolina.
Those are the type of movies Ilike.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh well, that's running as a feature.
It just came out here.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Down there at the big cineplex.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, and you get yourself some free Brahms as
well.
You remember Ernest and Ernestmovies.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Right, I remember those yes, yeah, remember,
ernest, know what I mean.
Is he dead.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
He died years ago, long time ago.
Did he die fairly young?
Did he Quite young, in his 40s,maybe 50, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Ernest doing crack or something?
What the hell did he do?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Ernest doing crack?
Poor old Ernest Know what Imean.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I think you should have a teacher saying know what
you mean?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh crap Big weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
This is the championship weekend, dude.
Besides, he's going.
What did I have to put up with?
You have to what Come on?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
What the hell is that , oh my God.
You got a freaking raccoon inthe studio there we go.
Sorry about that.
Listeners and viewers inparticular, we now have a cat.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
How'd Get that raccoon in there?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
It's funny because you can't see her.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I saw a big ball of fur like a raccoon.
To me she looks rabid.
I think she looks kind of rabid.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
She is not rabid.
Don't you say such a thingabout my cat.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
No, she's in good shape.
This weekend, you readyChampionship weekend, man.
Buffalo is taking on KansasCity in Kansas City and, of
course, the WashingtonCommanders taking on
Philadelphia in Philadelphia.
One of those two games will begoing to the Super Bowl.
I heard of that Barely.
(17:05):
I mean you damn Brit.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I remember the Super Bowl way back when.
Okay, so it's going to beBuffalo, isn't it?
I hope so, man.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I've been pulling for Buffalo for so long.
They're due.
Josh Allen is due.
He's great.
He went to college right aboveus at the University of Wyoming.
No one thought he was worth theride.
John Elway Denver Broncos, whowas the general manager at the
time, says my biggest boo-boo asgeneral manager that I did not
draft Josh Allen and we allthought that he would because
he's in what he likes.
(17:38):
He's tall.
We thought he wasuncontrollable, he was a wild
passer.
I'm just going, you, stinkingidiot, you let him go.
That's exactly what you needtoo.
Okay, he's not the GM anymore.
So, anyway, we had to waityears and years and years.
Now we finally have Bo next,but we're not in the playoffs.
So who cares?
It's Josh Allen, buffalo time.
I love Patrick Mahomes.
(17:58):
Who the hell does not?
He's great, talented, super.
But, dude, you've got to loseone.
You guys aren't.
I mean, you've gotten by onwins this year just because
you're a talented team, but youhaven't blown anybody out.
It's Buffalo's turn.
They're prime, they're pumped,they're ready.
Taylor Swift's going to bethere, ooh garbage.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Ooh.
Is she going to sing thehalftime song or something?
No, man.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
They've got a country I'd do in a half time.
But this isn't Super Bowl yet.
This is the championship stuff.
So my prediction is Buffalowill finally take it and beat
Kansas City, and all thoseKansassians will go into the
deep depression because all theyhave going for them there is
the football.
The other game the WashingtonCommanders used, formally known
as the Washington Redskins.
Man, it's kind of hard, callingthem the Commanders.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
They were Redskins man, it's kind of hard calling
them, the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
They were Redskins forever.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
They should have called them the Congressmen.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
You wouldn't want that they have no family to work
with.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I don't think they should have changed their name
in the first place.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I know I mean not the Redskins.
I don't think it's detrimentalto American.
Indians, the Congress of NativePeople, said it's fine with us,
we don't mind, my baseball teamis still with us Atlanta Braves
and we do one of the games.
Tomahawk Chop still do that.
Florida State University eventhe Kansas City Chiefs do this
(19:22):
stuff.
They're the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, yeah.
So shut up all you littleschools, even when they sing a
national anthem.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It's the last time they go in the home of the and
they all yell Chiefs, set itfree, you know.
So they're getting Brilliantstuff.
They're getting slightlyobnoxious.
It's time for Buffalo to knockthem out.
There you go Bill's Mafia,buffalo Wings.
Bill's Mafia, buffalo Wings.
Bill's, mafia, buffalo Wings.
Okay, and who are you going topick for Washington Commanders
(19:50):
versus Philadelphia Eagles?
I love watching that rookiequarterback, jaden Daniels.
Man, he's pretty awesome.
I'm picking Washington overPhiladelphia because you know
what can't stand Philadelphia sogot to go.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
True, I like that.
Now here's the thing If I pickPhiladelphia, they'll lose,
because anything I pick, I'llpick Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And pick Kansas City while you're at it too, okay.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I wouldn't pick Philadelphia anyway.
I don't like the place, I don'tlike the team.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
There's nothing about that place.
You don't like the fans.
I hate their theme song At theend of the game.
When they win, they go FlyEagles, fly, Fly, go, fly eagles
, fly, fly, eagles, fly, fly,fly.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
It's just oh, Fly like an eagle.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
That would be better if they sang that, but they
don't.
So my prediction is I'm goingBuffalo and Washington and
you're picking games.
You're picking, of course.
You're picking the Eagles andKansas City.
Hopefully you're picking those.
They'll both lose.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I'm picking those because they'll probably lose,
although Will you be watchingthe games tomorrow, sir?
Tomorrow, Saturday.
You know what I do I usuallywatch the fourth quarter.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
So you'll have to go outside to adjust your antenna
outside the house to get themright.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
No, I've got the antenna inside now.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It's called the cable system of South.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Carolina.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Everybody.
Turn your antennas this way.
Turn them to the north, turn tothis, turn to this, and then I
can get the game Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Do you know what it snowed here yesterday?
You would have thought we werehaving like a snow a, a, a snow
NATO or something.
Did you get?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
a dusting Three to four inches.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Do you know, we got like that much, which is like a
trace Do you get a dusting, youget a dusting, yeah, dusting.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
A light dusting of cocaine covering the road.
That's it.
But mind you those.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I'll help you, that's it.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
But mind you those, I'll help you.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
That's a mummy, okay, the old days, yeah, but here's
why they call it Columbia.
You see, it all ties in.
But anyway, you know, anywherethere was a bit of shadow, there
was quite a well, there wasenough snow there to make it
slippery.
Because they don't have snowplows, they had to borrow some
from somewhere, I can't rememberwhere.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
You guys got one guy's pickup truck sitting out
back with a bag of salt justdumping it as he drives down the
road.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Again, we've got the cat up here again.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
He's rabid.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, oh, there we go .
Sorry, that's interesting.
She managed to knock your micright out there.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well done Well done, malou, she doesn't like the snow
.
She doesn't like the snow.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, that's what it is.
She wants to be part of theshow.
So, coming up, we have some newthings happening in our show.
We've been promising this for acouple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
We have nude things happening in our show.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
New things.
Oh, nude Nude, okay, starttaking off.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Oh please don't.
I saw a little neck.
How's that, hey baby?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You didn't shave that either.
No, no, no, I missed it.
Didn't shave this, didn't shavethat.
No, no, no, I wouldn't shavethat.
What would I shave that for?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
So what new things do we have coming up in the
Kristen Custode cancelled radioshow?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Well, as you know, we have a new producer coming
online and she's fun.
Yes, she's hot.
Oh, you know what.
She'll probably rip up thecontract and I'll go.
Oh god, no, old man lustingafter me, she's hot.
Oh, she's hot.
Oh, you know what.
She'll probably rip up thecontrail and go oh God, no, I'll
be.
So, yeah, old man lusting afterme.
Ooh, yeah, exactly, Chris, thatreally helps.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Let me pick your mighty Cyrus and watch you start
doing it.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Oh, you know what, you know who was at the
inauguration?
Yeah, didn't something go wrongwith?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
the audio.
You know what.
You know who was at theinauguration?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, Danny, danny Ray.
Yeah, and didn't something gowrong with the audio?
Was that him?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, I just think he was just maybe drunk, stupid, or
probably both.
Even his kids sent him a.
Of course they don't do itprivately.
They put it out there on socialmedia.
They said Dad, you need to goget some help After watching
your inaugural performance.
There's something wrong withyou, go get some help.
So I guess that's more than theaudio then.
So when your kids say go gethelp Oops, sorry, that's the
(24:16):
alarm.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Billy Ray, I'm sorry, but you need some help, buddy.
What.
I've got a button here thatobviously must be doing.
Good lord, everything's goingon here.
No, malou, leave that alone.
That's Malou again.
Sorry about that.
You can't see her because she'sdark.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
She's a darky.
But yeah, I'm not sure whatBilly Ray did.
I didn't really see the videoof it.
I haven't.
He was playing with an audioproblem.
I just think he was justprobably drunk, stupid or both,
I don't know.
So you're getting back to thenew things we have coming up.
We've got Chesney, so thismeans what?
This?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
is going to mean we're going to do things like
getting hold of King Charles IIIagain.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
maybe you know Well, they've been through a lot
cancer and all this stuff.
You guys see how he's doingright?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
But I think maybe we could give away another million
dollars.
How do you feel about that?
Don't have it.
Don't tell him that, oh, youdidn't have it last time.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Look, we shot the wad the last time.
Okay, we're kind of broke rightnow, right?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, but we're paying $4 a month for the next
100 years.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
He's going to Chesney .
What do you want, are we?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
going to the left.
So hopefully Chesney will havesome great ideas too, because
this is coming up for our thirdanniversary, did you?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
know that Three years , three years of the Chris
Costello extravaganza.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
And look how far we've come.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I was thinking back the other day to all the stuff
we've done on this show.
I mean people need to go, eventhough a lot of these things
didn't have video with it, wewere just doing strictly audio
at that time.
Let me tell you what man.
It's a damn good list.
I mean there's some funny stuff, from Uncle Joy, the Jewish
troll who lived in my basement,to the gay wrestler, the real
guy, to Liberace's you knowdriver, who really got pissed
(26:14):
off.
You know We've had King Charleson, we've had Kamala Harris on,
we've had Britney Spears on.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Jesus Christ, britney Spears, we managed to get this
thrown off serious.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No kidding, it's been nuts.
If you guys look us up andyou're listening to us, you need
to go back and pick somecertain episodes when we did new
radio formats funny as shit.
You know there's been some wildstuff on here, so I suggest you
go back.
There's been some wild stuff onhere, so I suggest you go back.
So we've changed things a littlebit since we started doing
(26:48):
video.
But this year we're going to goback to and bring some of these
nut jobs back on.
You know, because even thevideo, that's Chesney's job.
She'll produce and edit thisstuff, but we're going to start
bringing on the whack jobs again.
So that's going to be kind offun.
So better hang on and strapyourself again.
That's going to be kind of fun.
Better hang on, strap yourselfin.
It's going to be a wild ride.
Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Giddy up.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I'm getting a headache.
Good, I got a pillow in my seat.
It's really good for a goodbouncy cast.
Oh, he's a bouncy cast.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
And here on Bouncy Cast FM.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I'm seeing double.
I'm seeing double.
Uh-oh, you know something wehaven't mentioned, though we're
really good about that.
What's that?
You said nothing about thesecond inauguration and all the
crap he's done since he got inoffice.
All right, We've mentionednothing about it.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Well, we did a little mention, but yeah, yeah, well,
I mean there's plenty.
There'll be plenty of thatcoming up.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
And, since it was begun, just let it happen.
I just thought of one thing,though, because one thing he did
was like a lot of federalemployees and stuff who got jobs
because he said you had to havemore I guess for lack of a
better term, I'm using varietyin your office, so you just
can't hire white people.
They made them hire diversepeople, more minority, more
(28:18):
trans, so it's all the diversehirings.
He fired them.
All Federal employees saidthese people have to reapply.
You have to get the job basedon your own merit.
And I think they got their jobon their merit anyway, because
even though they're trying tosay hire more diversity, you
know you still got to bequalified for the damn job.
I hope so anyway.
So if you're going to get rid ofpeople for diversity, then why
(28:39):
don't we just kind of look downthe line here, marcel, okay, the
one we just kind of looked downthe line at, I said, okay.
So let's look at it this way Ifyou live in Florida and you're
over 65 years old, get out.
You're there for diversity.
Okay, because everyone goes toall over the country to Florida,
because, hey, that's whereyou're supposed to go.
Add some diversity down to thestate, don't?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
be over there.
We're talking about going there.
Yeah, Get out.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
You've got to get out .
Speaker 2 (29:02):
You know Well the thing about diversity.
I mean, they're just God.
I mean, look at it.
Here's the thing, right, thatthe people that got in there,
they're not necessarily terriblycompetent, but they're
certainly more competent thanthe people who are going to be
firing them.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yep.
So look at everything that hassome diversity to it and just
spit it out, just get rid of it.
Like say, for example, portlandwhere your daughter lives okay,
all lesbians that live there,get out.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
That place would be empty.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
That's what I'm saying.
See, they went for diversityand they think it took over.
Trump goes get out.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Well here's the thing he's got a couple of hotels
right.
He has one in Vegas.
Now he's going to tell all theHispanics to get out.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
He's not going to tell them.
He's going to put them on a busand drive them back.
Are you kidding me?
So I mean, he raided aworkplace in New Jersey
yesterday.
They also detained somenatural-born American citizens
and some Army veterans and stuff.
Because they go, oh, we've gotto check IDs first.
You know, once they check IDs,they take one's way.
(30:08):
You need to go, they want to,or, okay, stay.
For example, if you're from myhometown, atlanta, if you're
black, get the hell out.
You know, years ago, all theseblacks came in because we're
adding diversity and it's themajority of the city.
Now, if you want to fight Trumprules, yeah.
Go someplace else.
Well, it is here too.
Yeah, if you're in Columbia,south Carolina, if you have a
(30:31):
third-grade education get out.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Here's the thing.
This place is so far forward.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You know, we just got Telemundo New station coming to
Columbia tell me I'm startingto carry the Benny Hills bill,
or something probably he's inSpanish.
Ayayay, ayayay not good, it'sjust going to be a fun ride.
(30:58):
We're going to really try tostay away from that stuff unless
it's really something, becauseit's going to be something every
day.
So I think everyone's beingsmart so far and just kind of
ignoring it, not giving it thebig news and stuff, because the
first time around it was like noone was used to it.
Now everyone kind of knows whatto expect, so they're giving it
less attention, less preelection.
(31:19):
He's going well because he ranlike the economy sucks, economy
sucks.
I want to make it.
You can buy bread, you can buyeggs, it would be affordable.
So he's done nothing towardsthat and all this other crap.
And everyone keeps going.
Who gives a rot?
He said we got him in there tomake life easier, to help with
the economy.
What you worried about thatcrap for, why didn't he work on
that?
And my answer is you voted forhim.
(31:42):
And my answer is you voted forhim Exactly.
Yeah, you know you get what youget, so enjoy the next four
years.
Yeah, unfortunately, we have tosuffer with them.
That's the only side.
I'm just.
You know I brought this up justas a little side note, but
you'll notice our shows go outthroughout the year, there'll be
very, very little mention ofthis stuff, that's right.
(32:05):
We will not mention the orangeshit given anymore Right.
So raise your hand and say Iswear, I promise, I swear, I
promise no Trump mentioned thisyear.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
My fingers are crossed behind my back too.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
The more we mention it, the more we'll be doing this
stuff, trying to keep thesanity.
What amuses me is that they'realso deporting people with green
More.
We'll be doing this stuff,trying to keep the sanity, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
What amuses me is that they're also deporting
people with green cards, like me.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I was going to say you know, because you've been
here, you're not an Americancitizen, you weren't born here.
Bye-bye, bye-bye now.
Bye-bye, have a nice time.
You get the queen.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Wave the queen wave Bye-bye, now Bye-bye, have a
nice time.
You get the queen wave, thequeen wave, bye-bye.
You better go off and learn.
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
The queen wave.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh well.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Speaking of our wave and bye-bye.
It is time to go.
Bye-bye, it is indeed, it isYep.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Say bye-bye, bye-bye.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
Who gets to squeal this week?
Who?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
gets to squeal this week.
Oh hey, should we try and dothat and see if it works.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I just want to do it just for fun.
Uncle Al would appreciate it.
This is for you, famous UncleAl.
Okay, I would appreciate a goodsqueal.
A good squeal.
I got his hot dogs and somesquealing.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Here we go no.
I've got you somewhere.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
What was it Edit?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
in Edit, in See you next time, maybe next week,
because we used to be religiousabout doing this every week and
it is our intention to do so,and by then, we're going to be.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
We're going to be now because we've got our videos
straight, we've got ourproducers straight, so we'll be
rocking this baby every week,and you know what?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Bailey said he's got to buy a new microphone, yeah,
and a new board.
He said it, so I'm going tohold him to it.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yes, sir, I am.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
So he won't be sounding old teeny.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
That's just my voice.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It's just, it's just the way.
I was going to say open upthose, those, those nostrils
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I was going to say you did that well enough in the
eighties.
Look at this Party, trick,party, trick.
Come on, show it all the way upthere and stir it up.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Give me that amount of cocaine.
Get out of here, I've got to go.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
All right, all right, see you then.
Bye.
Oh, this is Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is Costello.
I don't know why I'm doing this, but Chris is doing it.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'm a little hyper now.
I get hyper.
I can't just do this, I justcan't do this to give me that
nervous energy, you know?
No, I want to see what abobblehead.
I felt like being a bobbleheaddoll.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, now that makes your microphone sound really
horrible.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yes, of course I know how to makes your microphone
sound really horrible.
Yes, of course.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's real like this.
Of course it's going to.
I know how to piss him off.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yes, you do.
So what's the here?
You are back from your bigadventure to Hawaii yes, my
hangout as well too and nowyou're back to I mean so-called.
I've been conducting a surveysince I came back, and now
you're back to a city known asColumbia, scotland.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I've been conducting a survey since I came back and
let me see, I had this lady comearound here today and try to
sell me insurance.
And she's lived here all herlife and guess what she doesn't
like it here.
And I went to the bankyesterday and I spoke to the
woman there as I had to do somebusiness there and she's worked
in that bank for 33 years andguess what she doesn't like it
(01:10):
here, but she's been there 33years.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't like it here.
She's been there 33 years.
Why didn't she?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
move.
That's what I said.
Why didn't she move Too mucheffort?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Too much effort.
How fat was she, anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So here we are, stuck on the original, cancelled
Radio Guys podcast, and welcometo one and all, or welcome to
one, maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I have a little time to Talk about.
Somebody really special today,right now, if I could.
A guy who's made a part of myregular radio show Back in the
day died this week.
His name was Al Stein.
He went by Famous Uncle Al.
He was 87 years old.
Next week he would have been 88.
(01:55):
Super guy, what he did.
He's from New York.
He just wanted to talk likethis.
This is me, famous Uncle Al.
He wanted to come to a place, Iguess, where it's less crowded,
be near the ocean.
So he moved down to theChesapeake Bay in the Atlantic
Ocean and he opened what isknown as famous Uncle Al's hot
(02:16):
dogs.
And he opened quite a few ofthem.
They had a chain all over themid Atlantic and things like
that, and he was a major part ofmy show.
Sometimes we'd do events thereat one of his places give away
free hot dogs and stuff forbreakfast, because the show was
on Yum 30 to 10, it's like whowants to be a part of that?
We took the Oscar Mayer WeedingMobile there.
(02:37):
He was just.
You know, if we needed an eventor a place to do something, he
was always come on over.
Let's do it here, have it inthe parking lot, set the tent up
, get the food out, bring peopleby, so on and so forth.
Plus, he was just a characterand a personality anyway.
So he still, even to this day,has pictures of me holding a
(02:58):
damn monkey.
You know, because we were atthe zoo and that monkey about
bit my damn ear off and he stillgot those.
I call them.
Monkey about bit my damn earoff and he still got those, I
call them.
He always framed my picture upthere that I was sort of doing
something.
He pictures me and he madecopies.
They're in all of his famousUncle Al's.
Okay, I said it's a real honorto be up there on the wall of
grease in your story.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You know what that monkey biting your ear off Trump
would have called anassassination attempt.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
We weren't so lucky.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, he's still with us.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You get the Secret Service watching you, okay, you
just keep it up.
But anyway he's just a superguy.
I was just so sad to hear thatthis week because he was just
like.
For years, you know, I've hadhim on the show.
He was.
Of course he was a big Mets fanMe being from Atlanta, I'm a
Braves fan.
We're in the same division, youknow.
I said Mets haven't been crapfor years and Braves have been
(03:56):
really special.
So it drove him nuts.
But he was a New Yorker throughand through.
I always loved his beloved Mets.
I thought they'd come throughone day.
Never did.
Sorry, al, but famous Uncle Al.
I call him this, but I lookback at it and it makes me sound
like a pedophile.
I call him famous Uncle Al thekiddie's pal.
He called himself that.
(04:16):
I'm going, al, you sound like afreaking sexual deviant.
I wouldn't call myself famousUncle Al the kiddie's pal.
What do you mean?
Because he did.
You know, because he's thekiddies pile.
I picked up on it right away.
It sounds like come to the hotdog place and bring your kids,
because for Uncle Al thepedophile, Uncle Al, the kiddies
(04:36):
pile and pedophile.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
See the famous Uncle Al.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I found out about it because it was like he was so
well known and we put him on themap and he put himself on the
map just having good food.
His son, roger, has taken overstuff, his daughter is there too
and they just run those thingslike he did.
He just made a lot of friends.
When we put him on the air onmy show it became like big-time
family stuff.
(05:00):
Everybody goes hey, family,it's Uncle Al, they come by to
see him at events and stuff.
Everybody goes hey, family,it's Uncle Al, they come by to
see him at events and stuff.
He was super.
So how I found out is becausethey did a big article on the
streaming device in thenewspaper.
It says on the newspaper andalso they put it on their
website as well too.
I saw it that way, so I didn'tknow he's got a memorial service
(05:23):
next week.
It was a celebration of life.
I wish I could be there, but itwould be a lot of fun.
But I'll send something downthere, just a video message or
whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, that would be nice, Would you?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
get a note of him.
Costello, You'd like him as aguy.
He was a really smart guy.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
He was.
Hey, look at this.
You see this underneath there,what that's called lighting.
This is I guess I missed a bitshaving.
You see, I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's like you're growing a retarded goatee.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's retarded, all right, hey, so listen.
Hawaii was absolutely wonderful.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Just cut me off, I'm just fine.
Just go ahead and change thisout.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Cut me off, I'm sorry , I thought you said Just go
ahead, just change the show, cutme off.
I'm sorry, I thought you saidCostello, what's?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
going on.
I thought you were done.
You've been done.
You've been done.
Who else has done?
You said quite about Hawaii.
You're too depressed being backwhere you live.
Oh well, you know, but justreal.
We got to call Joy, the Jewishtroll who used to live in my
basement.
He knew famous Uncle Al as welltoo, and of course I don't know.
If you know, I have to let himknow.
He may not even know.
(06:29):
Joey knows everything.
He probably does.
He does Famous Uncle Al,stellar guy.
He'll be greatly missed.
Hell of a guy.
Enjoyed those years we hadtogether on my show.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
So from the cancelled guys to Uncle Al.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Famous Uncle Al the kiddie pal.
I said don't put that on aT-shirt, whatever you do.
He had a famous Uncle AlT-shirt.
I said but don't put thekiddie's pal in there, okay,
you'll get picked up.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Where's that first word Trump's pal About?
The same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So now you're back.
You're back in Columbia, jesus.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yes, yes, I am.
Do I have to talk about that?
I suppose, so why have?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
you been all that freaking way and how many days
were you in Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Five days.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Five days.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It would have been nice to be longer, and I was
supposed to stay in Vegas longertoo, but I guess everybody else
had a job to get back to, and Ithink Also there was a package
that Alison bought.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
For Hawaii.
I'm sure I'm surprised youdidn't stay in Vegas.
You can hang out at yourdaughter's house while she goes
to work.
Maybe she doesn't trust youbeing there.
It kicked me out.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Leave me her.
You can hang out at yourdaughter's house while she goes
to work.
Maybe she doesn't trust youbeing there.
It kicked me out.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
No, yeah, leave me her new Tesla.
I can't leave you home alone inmy house.
I can't trust you.
You've got to rob me blind man.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh yeah, right right, she probably wouldn't even let
me drive a Tesla either.
I didn't ask her, but you know.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm looking at you five days in hawaii I'm looking
where's the tan I was.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
It's called factor 40 , I think.
Hey, I even wore shorts.
Not only did I wear shorts, butI actually went in the ocean a
couple of times.
Hey, it was great, yeah where'sthe tan?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
you got to get back to.
Where's the tan it?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
wasn't that hot man.
It was only like in the 70s,80s, tops.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You know how black I turn.
If it's 70s, put me out therein 75 degrees.
You'll see nothing but teethand eyeballs next week on the
show.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, well, I'm right .
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I tell you I hung out at the beach.
Every day you ate some reallygood food, oh yes, what's your
luau?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What's?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
that, spam, spam, tacos, they do that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Did you eat like a tuna poke bowl, poke fish?
No, we did poke.
Did do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Went and didthat.
That was good, but the thingwas awful.
How was the luau?
Well, the luau was rather sad.
Actually.
It was a weeky, weeky weeky.
A weeky, weeky weeky.
It was on the roof of aconvention center.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know, a new house must be in the sand down at the
beach.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And the pig was in a dish, a dish Already cut up yes,
it was a pork buffet, is whatit was, which was rather you
know.
And the guy who was sittingwith us said hey, I'm going to
try and get the apple out of thepig.
I said you better try and findthe pig first.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Because, today.
Wow, sounds like the poor man'sColumbia, South Carolina little
album?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I think it was, but who cares?
It was fun.
I was with my kids and she didall that.
She arranged everything.
She also arranged for herselfto jump out of an airplane with
a parachute.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Did she do it?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, that was the second time.
And you, no, no, did you?
She said, no, you can't.
Did you climb a mountain?
Did you go up a volcano?
We did drive.
Climb a mountain?
You go up a volcano.
We did drive up a mountain andsee around the rim of a volcano.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But we spent a lot of time at the beach mainly, and I
wanted to go.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I wanted to go to yeah, but I wanted to go to
Pearl Harbor.
But it was incredibly expensive.
It was like a hundred dollarsper person.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know, I thought that was like a.
I'm shocked.
I thought it was like anational monument, as it should
be.
Why are they charging $100 togo look at Pearl Harbor, for
that should be open.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's what I was told, so that didn't happen.
But that didn't matter, becausewe also went to the pineapple
plantation the Dole Plantation.
That was kind of funky.
Did you get some pineapplesamples?
Oh yes, hell yeah, it's goodtoo Good eating that stuff, dude
there's a beach, there's somegood food, a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Water was beautiful.
The mountain around, I'm sure,is absolutely gorgeous.
The weather everything.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Fabulous man, I loved it.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Did you meet a female Hawaiian lady there by any
chance?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Did I what?
Meet a female Hawaiian lady?
Hawaiian lady?
No, unfortunately not.
I'd have to go to one.
I think you'd have to get awayfrom Waikiki to do that, because
it's just full of tourists Wellthey work there.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's how you meet them.
They work there.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Oh well, well, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I could, but you know Ihad to behave myself because I'm
with my daughters.
You see, not like, not like theold days, mate, but those days
you wouldn't give a shit, had agreat time.
Now he's being a responsibledaddy.
Okay, yeah, bugger it.
(12:02):
Oh well, no, but it was it, itwas, I mean, it was really very
cool.
And on the way back right, um,I this is a sort of thoughtful
thing that my daughter does shegives me a seat with extra leg
room.
Okay, that's good, I'm six, two, not a big deal, because the
guy who sat next, he was 6'10".
Speaker 1 (12:24):
What does he do?
Does he pay back small anytime?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
No, no, nothing like that.
He's an older guy, he's a salesrep for something.
We'll get into that.
But I just looked at him andsaid Jesus, how tall are you Not
like?
Nobody ever says that to him,but I did.
I don't care, I don't give ashit.
6'10" man, geez, 6'10" huge.
6'10" man, jeez, 6'10" Huge,huge, huge.
He was Very nice too.
(12:48):
Yeah, I thought he was amusician at first, but no, he
wasn't.
How did that extra leg roomwork for him?
Just fitting Just like thatmuch to spare, was he?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
in the middle seat.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
We're on the bulkhead too.
We're on the bit that goes, notjust extra between seat and
seat.
There's nothing in front of us.
That's good.
You had the emergency exit overthere, right?
Yes, we had the emergency exit.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's what you want man stretching your legs out.
Yeah, they charge you extra forthose seats, but I always take
them too, so I can just stretchthem out man, they do them, they
do they do, which is a bit of ascam, hey.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
And on the way back also they didn't have those
video screens anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh yeah, you didn't watch any tv, no movies, huh
well, unless you.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I figured it out when I finally found where it said
you can, you know, get onto ourapp and do it that way and like
like tiny print.
So I did that and I managed towatch Joker.
That was good, the first one.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
The first Joker was good.
The second Joker, which cameout last year, is up for the
Harvard University Razzie Awardsas the worst movie, and it
should be the Joker in theNuthouse with Lady Gaga.
Let's sing.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You know what I'm going to have to watch it, the
joint with Lady Gaga.
Let's see, you know what I'mgoing to have to watch it now,
because you know I like LadyGaga.
I think she's cool.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I love Lady Gaga.
Everyone makes a tanker once ina while.
What are you going to do, right?
Everyone makes a crap movie.
I mean, let's look at the Oscarnominations came out.
Have you seen any of the moviesthat are out?
No, the Oscar nominations cameout.
Have you seen any of the moviesthat are out?
Have you seen Wicked?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
No, I haven't seen Wicked.
And I was going to go and seeWicked and they told me
everybody sang in it.
I was like I don't want to seethat.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I saw Challengers was the day, but that was Golden
Globe.
I didn't get any Oscarnominations.
I was kind of surprised at that, so I saw that one.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Now usually, usually there's a remember that Poor
Things or something it wascalled no, that was nominated
and then it came back and it won.
That was brilliant.
That was a brilliant movie andI kept saying I want to see that
, I want to see it, and it kindof disappeared for a while.
Poor Things, I think it wascalled.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah something like that.
I keep waiting for the nextErnest movie.
Ernest Goes to South Carolina.
Those are the type of movies Ilike.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh well, that's running as a feature.
It just came out here.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Down there at the big cineplex.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, and you get yourself some free Brahms as
well.
You remember Ernest and Ernestmovies.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Right, I remember those yes, yeah, remember,
ernest, know what I mean.
Is he dead.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
He died years ago, long time ago.
Did he die fairly young?
Did he Quite young, in his 40s,maybe 50, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Ernest doing crack or something?
What the hell did he do?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Ernest doing crack?
Poor old Ernest Know what Imean.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I think you should have a teacher saying know what
you mean?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh crap Big weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
This is the championship weekend, dude.
Besides, he's going.
What did I have to put up with?
You have to what Come on?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
What the hell is that , oh my God.
You got a freaking raccoon inthe studio there we go.
Sorry about that.
Listeners and viewers inparticular, we now have a cat.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
How'd Get that raccoon in there?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
It's funny because you can't see her.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I saw a big ball of fur like a raccoon.
To me she looks rabid.
I think she looks kind of rabid.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
She is not rabid.
Don't you say such a thingabout my cat.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
No, she's in good shape.
This weekend, you readyChampionship weekend, man.
Buffalo is taking on KansasCity in Kansas City and, of
course, the WashingtonCommanders taking on
Philadelphia in Philadelphia.
One of those two games will begoing to the Super Bowl.
I heard of that Barely.
(17:05):
I mean you damn Brit.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I remember the Super Bowl way back when.
Okay, so it's going to beBuffalo, isn't it?
I hope so, man.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I've been pulling for Buffalo for so long.
They're due.
Josh Allen is due.
He's great.
He went to college right aboveus at the University of Wyoming.
No one thought he was worth theride.
John Elway Denver Broncos, whowas the general manager at the
time, says my biggest boo-boo asgeneral manager that I did not
draft Josh Allen and we allthought that he would because
he's in what he likes.
(17:38):
He's tall.
We thought he wasuncontrollable, he was a wild
passer.
I'm just going, you, stinkingidiot, you let him go.
That's exactly what you needtoo.
Okay, he's not the GM anymore.
So, anyway, we had to waityears and years and years.
Now we finally have Bo next,but we're not in the playoffs.
So who cares?
It's Josh Allen, buffalo time.
I love Patrick Mahomes.
(17:58):
Who the hell does not?
He's great, talented, super.
But, dude, you've got to loseone.
You guys aren't.
I mean, you've gotten by onwins this year just because
you're a talented team, but youhaven't blown anybody out.
It's Buffalo's turn.
They're prime, they're pumped,they're ready.
Taylor Swift's going to bethere, ooh garbage.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Ooh.
Is she going to sing thehalftime song or something?
No, man.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
They've got a country I'd do in a half time.
But this isn't Super Bowl yet.
This is the championship stuff.
So my prediction is Buffalowill finally take it and beat
Kansas City, and all thoseKansassians will go into the
deep depression because all theyhave going for them there is
the football.
The other game the WashingtonCommanders used, formally known
as the Washington Redskins.
Man, it's kind of hard, callingthem the Commanders.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
They were Redskins man, it's kind of hard calling
them, the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
They were Redskins forever.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
They should have called them the Congressmen.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
You wouldn't want that they have no family to work
with.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I don't think they should have changed their name
in the first place.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I know I mean not the Redskins.
I don't think it's detrimentalto American.
Indians, the Congress of NativePeople, said it's fine with us,
we don't mind, my baseball teamis still with us Atlanta Braves
and we do one of the games.
Tomahawk Chop still do that.
Florida State University eventhe Kansas City Chiefs do this
(19:22):
stuff.
They're the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, yeah.
So shut up all you littleschools, even when they sing a
national anthem.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It's the last time they go in the home of the and
they all yell Chiefs, set itfree, you know.
So they're getting Brilliantstuff.
They're getting slightlyobnoxious.
It's time for Buffalo to knockthem out.
There you go Bill's Mafia,buffalo Wings.
Bill's Mafia, buffalo Wings.
Bill's, mafia, buffalo Wings.
Okay, and who are you going topick for Washington Commanders
(19:50):
versus Philadelphia Eagles?
I love watching that rookiequarterback, jaden Daniels.
Man, he's pretty awesome.
I'm picking Washington overPhiladelphia because you know
what can't stand Philadelphia sogot to go.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
True, I like that.
Now here's the thing If I pickPhiladelphia, they'll lose,
because anything I pick, I'llpick Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And pick Kansas City while you're at it too, okay.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I wouldn't pick Philadelphia anyway.
I don't like the place, I don'tlike the team.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
There's nothing about that place.
You don't like the fans.
I hate their theme song At theend of the game.
When they win, they go FlyEagles, fly, Fly, go, fly eagles
, fly, fly, eagles, fly, fly,fly.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
It's just oh, Fly like an eagle.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
That would be better if they sang that, but they
don't.
So my prediction is I'm goingBuffalo and Washington and
you're picking games.
You're picking, of course.
You're picking the Eagles andKansas City.
Hopefully you're picking those.
They'll both lose.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I'm picking those because they'll probably lose,
although Will you be watchingthe games tomorrow, sir?
Tomorrow, Saturday.
You know what I do I usuallywatch the fourth quarter.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
So you'll have to go outside to adjust your antenna
outside the house to get themright.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
No, I've got the antenna inside now.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It's called the cable system of South.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Carolina.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Everybody.
Turn your antennas this way.
Turn them to the north, turn tothis, turn to this, and then I
can get the game Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Do you know what it snowed here yesterday?
You would have thought we werehaving like a snow a, a, a snow
NATO or something.
Did you get?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
a dusting Three to four inches.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Do you know, we got like that much, which is like a
trace Do you get a dusting, youget a dusting, yeah, dusting.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
A light dusting of cocaine covering the road.
That's it.
But mind you those.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I'll help you, that's it.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
But mind you those, I'll help you.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
That's a mummy, okay, the old days, yeah, but here's
why they call it Columbia.
You see, it all ties in.
But anyway, you know, anywherethere was a bit of shadow, there
was quite a well, there wasenough snow there to make it
slippery.
Because they don't have snowplows, they had to borrow some
from somewhere, I can't rememberwhere.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
You guys got one guy's pickup truck sitting out
back with a bag of salt justdumping it as he drives down the
road.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Again, we've got the cat up here again.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
He's rabid.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, oh, there we go .
Sorry, that's interesting.
She managed to knock your micright out there.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well done Well done, malou, she doesn't like the snow
.
She doesn't like the snow.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, that's what it is.
She wants to be part of theshow.
So, coming up, we have some newthings happening in our show.
We've been promising this for acouple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
We have nude things happening in our show.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
New things.
Oh, nude Nude, okay, starttaking off.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Oh please don't.
I saw a little neck.
How's that, hey baby?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You didn't shave that either.
No, no, no, I missed it.
Didn't shave this, didn't shavethat.
No, no, no, I wouldn't shavethat.
What would I shave that for?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
So what new things do we have coming up in the
Kristen Custode cancelled radioshow?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Well, as you know, we have a new producer coming
online and she's fun.
Yes, she's hot.
Oh, you know what.
She'll probably rip up thecontract and I'll go.
Oh god, no, old man lustingafter me, she's hot.
Oh, she's hot.
Oh, you know what.
She'll probably rip up thecontrail and go oh God, no, I'll
be.
So, yeah, old man lusting afterme.
Ooh, yeah, exactly, Chris, thatreally helps.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Let me pick your mighty Cyrus and watch you start
doing it.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Oh, you know what, you know who was at the
inauguration?
Yeah, didn't something go wrongwith?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
the audio.
You know what.
You know who was at theinauguration?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, Danny, danny Ray.
Yeah, and didn't something gowrong with the audio?
Was that him?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, I just think he was just maybe drunk, stupid, or
probably both.
Even his kids sent him a.
Of course they don't do itprivately.
They put it out there on socialmedia.
They said Dad, you need to goget some help After watching
your inaugural performance.
There's something wrong withyou, go get some help.
So I guess that's more than theaudio then.
So when your kids say go gethelp Oops, sorry, that's the
(24:16):
alarm.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Billy Ray, I'm sorry, but you need some help, buddy.
What.
I've got a button here thatobviously must be doing.
Good lord, everything's goingon here.
No, malou, leave that alone.
That's Malou again.
Sorry about that.
You can't see her because she'sdark.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
She's a darky.
But yeah, I'm not sure whatBilly Ray did.
I didn't really see the videoof it.
I haven't.
He was playing with an audioproblem.
I just think he was justprobably drunk, stupid or both,
I don't know.
So you're getting back to thenew things we have coming up.
We've got Chesney, so thismeans what?
This?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
is going to mean we're going to do things like
getting hold of King Charles IIIagain.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
maybe you know Well, they've been through a lot
cancer and all this stuff.
You guys see how he's doingright?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
But I think maybe we could give away another million
dollars.
How do you feel about that?
Don't have it.
Don't tell him that, oh, youdidn't have it last time.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Look, we shot the wad the last time.
Okay, we're kind of broke rightnow, right?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, but we're paying $4 a month for the next
100 years.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
He's going to Chesney .
What do you want, are we?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
going to the left.
So hopefully Chesney will havesome great ideas too, because
this is coming up for our thirdanniversary, did you?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
know that Three years , three years of the Chris
Costello extravaganza.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
And look how far we've come.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I was thinking back the other day to all the stuff
we've done on this show.
I mean people need to go, eventhough a lot of these things
didn't have video with it, wewere just doing strictly audio
at that time.
Let me tell you what man.
It's a damn good list.
I mean there's some funny stuff, from Uncle Joy, the Jewish
troll who lived in my basement,to the gay wrestler, the real
guy, to Liberace's you knowdriver, who really got pissed
(26:14):
off.
You know We've had King Charleson, we've had Kamala Harris on,
we've had Britney Spears on.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Jesus Christ, britney Spears, we managed to get this
thrown off serious.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No kidding, it's been nuts.
If you guys look us up andyou're listening to us, you need
to go back and pick somecertain episodes when we did new
radio formats funny as shit.
You know there's been some wildstuff on here, so I suggest you
go back.
There's been some wild stuff onhere, so I suggest you go back.
So we've changed things a littlebit since we started doing
(26:48):
video.
But this year we're going to goback to and bring some of these
nut jobs back on.
You know, because even thevideo, that's Chesney's job.
She'll produce and edit thisstuff, but we're going to start
bringing on the whack jobs again.
So that's going to be kind offun.
So better hang on and strapyourself again.
That's going to be kind of fun.
Better hang on, strap yourselfin.
It's going to be a wild ride.
Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Giddy up.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I'm getting a headache.
Good, I got a pillow in my seat.
It's really good for a goodbouncy cast.
Oh, he's a bouncy cast.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
And here on Bouncy Cast FM.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I'm seeing double.
I'm seeing double.
Uh-oh, you know something wehaven't mentioned, though we're
really good about that.
What's that?
You said nothing about thesecond inauguration and all the
crap he's done since he got inoffice.
All right, We've mentionednothing about it.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Well, we did a little mention, but yeah, yeah, well,
I mean there's plenty.
There'll be plenty of thatcoming up.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
And, since it was begun, just let it happen.
I just thought of one thing,though, because one thing he did
was like a lot of federalemployees and stuff who got jobs
because he said you had to havemore I guess for lack of a
better term, I'm using varietyin your office, so you just
can't hire white people.
They made them hire diversepeople, more minority, more
(28:18):
trans, so it's all the diversehirings.
He fired them.
All Federal employees saidthese people have to reapply.
You have to get the job basedon your own merit.
And I think they got their jobon their merit anyway, because
even though they're trying tosay hire more diversity, you
know you still got to bequalified for the damn job.
I hope so anyway.
So if you're going to get rid ofpeople for diversity, then why
(28:39):
don't we just kind of look downthe line here, marcel, okay, the
one we just kind of looked downthe line at, I said, okay.
So let's look at it this way Ifyou live in Florida and you're
over 65 years old, get out.
You're there for diversity.
Okay, because everyone goes toall over the country to Florida,
because, hey, that's whereyou're supposed to go.
Add some diversity down to thestate, don't?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
be over there.
We're talking about going there.
Yeah, Get out.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
You've got to get out .
Speaker 2 (29:02):
You know Well the thing about diversity.
I mean, they're just God.
I mean, look at it.
Here's the thing, right, thatthe people that got in there,
they're not necessarily terriblycompetent, but they're
certainly more competent thanthe people who are going to be
firing them.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yep.
So look at everything that hassome diversity to it and just
spit it out, just get rid of it.
Like say, for example, portlandwhere your daughter lives okay,
all lesbians that live there,get out.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
That place would be empty.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
That's what I'm saying.
See, they went for diversityand they think it took over.
Trump goes get out.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Well here's the thing he's got a couple of hotels
right.
He has one in Vegas.
Now he's going to tell all theHispanics to get out.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
He's not going to tell them.
He's going to put them on a busand drive them back.
Are you kidding me?
So I mean, he raided aworkplace in New Jersey
yesterday.
They also detained somenatural-born American citizens
and some Army veterans and stuff.
Because they go, oh, we've gotto check IDs first.
You know, once they check IDs,they take one's way.
(30:08):
You need to go, they want to,or, okay, stay.
For example, if you're from myhometown, atlanta, if you're
black, get the hell out.
You know, years ago, all theseblacks came in because we're
adding diversity and it's themajority of the city.
Now, if you want to fight Trumprules, yeah.
Go someplace else.
Well, it is here too.
Yeah, if you're in Columbia,south Carolina, if you have a
(30:31):
third-grade education get out.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Here's the thing.
This place is so far forward.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You know, we just got Telemundo New station coming to
Columbia tell me I'm startingto carry the Benny Hills bill,
or something probably he's inSpanish.
Ayayay, ayayay not good, it'sjust going to be a fun ride.
(30:58):
We're going to really try tostay away from that stuff unless
it's really something, becauseit's going to be something every
day.
So I think everyone's beingsmart so far and just kind of
ignoring it, not giving it thebig news and stuff, because the
first time around it was like noone was used to it.
Now everyone kind of knows whatto expect, so they're giving it
less attention, less preelection.
(31:19):
He's going well because he ranlike the economy sucks, economy
sucks.
I want to make it.
You can buy bread, you can buyeggs, it would be affordable.
So he's done nothing towardsthat and all this other crap.
And everyone keeps going.
Who gives a rot?
He said we got him in there tomake life easier, to help with
the economy.
What you worried about thatcrap for, why didn't he work on
that?
And my answer is you voted forhim.
(31:42):
And my answer is you voted forhim Exactly.
Yeah, you know you get what youget, so enjoy the next four
years.
Yeah, unfortunately, we have tosuffer with them.
That's the only side.
I'm just.
You know I brought this up justas a little side note, but
you'll notice our shows go outthroughout the year, there'll be
very, very little mention ofthis stuff, that's right.
(32:05):
We will not mention the orangeshit given anymore Right.
So raise your hand and say Iswear, I promise, I swear, I
promise no Trump mentioned thisyear.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
My fingers are crossed behind my back too.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
The more we mention it, the more we'll be doing this
stuff, trying to keep thesanity.
What amuses me is that they'realso deporting people with green
More.
We'll be doing this stuff,trying to keep the sanity, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
What amuses me is that they're also deporting
people with green cards, like me.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I was going to say you know, because you've been
here, you're not an Americancitizen, you weren't born here.
Bye-bye, bye-bye now.
Bye-bye, have a nice time.
You get the queen.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Wave the queen wave Bye-bye, now Bye-bye, have a
nice time.
You get the queen wave, thequeen wave, bye-bye.
You better go off and learn.
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
The queen wave.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh well.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Speaking of our wave and bye-bye.
It is time to go.
Bye-bye, it is indeed, it isYep.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Say bye-bye, bye-bye.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
Who gets to squeal this week?
Who?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
gets to squeal this week.
Oh hey, should we try and dothat and see if it works.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I just want to do it just for fun.
Uncle Al would appreciate it.
This is for you, famous UncleAl.
Okay, I would appreciate a goodsqueal.
A good squeal.
I got his hot dogs and somesquealing.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Here we go no.
I've got you somewhere.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
What was it Edit?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
in Edit, in See you next time, maybe next week,
because we used to be religiousabout doing this every week and
it is our intention to do so,and by then, we're going to be.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
We're going to be now because we've got our videos
straight, we've got ourproducers straight, so we'll be
rocking this baby every week,and you know what?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Bailey said he's got to buy a new microphone, yeah,
and a new board.
He said it, so I'm going tohold him to it.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yes, sir, I am.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
So he won't be sounding old teeny.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
That's just my voice.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It's just, it's just the way.
I was going to say open upthose, those, those nostrils
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I was going to say you did that well enough in the
eighties.
Look at this Party, trick,party, trick.
Come on, show it all the way upthere and stir it up.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Give me that amount of cocaine.
Get out of here, I've got to go.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
All right, all right, see you then.
Bye.
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