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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hey, it's the
cancelled radio guys.
This is Costello.
I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
How's it going, Mr
Costello?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You're stamping all
over me, you bastard.
That's okay, though.
I'm stamping all over you.
I get three words out and in hecomes.
Oh boy, Mr DJ, I just asked youhow you're doing.
The impotence of it all.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What impotence.
We have a guest today.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We do.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Who is this young
fellow we have on?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I tell you what.
Mr Cliff Lee we can't tell youtoo much about him because he's
in one of those protective kindof things that they do with the
British government.
Okay, but this I will tell youhe is an expert M16?
.
M16.
Yeah, there you go, or seven.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
He's also president
of the anti-Trump club of the UK
right.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
What about anti-Trump
?
That's one way of putting it Aclub of the UK, right?
What about anti-Trump?
That's one way of putting itAnti-Trump Club of the UK.
Is that it?
Well, he doesn't like Trumpvery much.
So my question right in firstof all, mr Lee, welcome.
Thank you for being here, hiCostello.
Hey, mate, very good Now here'sthe thing, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well say hi to Chris.
Now here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, say hi to Chris
, he's feeling left out Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Chris, how's it going
?
I'm good.
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
There you go.
You can hear him now See it allworks out so brilliant,
brilliant as it is.
Now we understand that Britishpeople don't like the orange one
too much.
Is this something that isunilateral, or is it just a few
people?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh, no, no, this is,
without a doubt, unanimous.
One thing that the Americancountry and people don't seem to
comprehend is that outside ofthe United States, we have a
totally different view of what'sgoing on to what you have, and
a lot of the people here aren'tlaughing at America.
(02:09):
They're laughing at the orangeorangutan, and he's full value
for money in the entertainmentstates.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
He's on the planet,
off another planet, isn't he
really?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
He's special, he's
very special.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's for sure.
Mr Tariff trying to work out adeal right now with the UK how
he's going to charge you 25%.
You know that right.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh, we're privileged.
I mean it could have been more.
You know, it's touching reallythat he thinks so much of us, to
charge us so little for hisexpertise in these matters.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You know it's
touching really that he thinks
so much of us.
The charge is so little for hisexpertise in these matters.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
He's only filed for
bankruptcy seven times.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
He's such a business.
Acumen goes before him.
He's an entrepreneur isn't heso open and close them?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I was there in London
during his first term, and
outside parliament, you guys areflying that baby Trump balloon.
He's in a diaper with a cellphone in his right hand so he
can be texting.
It was the funniest damn thingI've ever seen it was quality,
wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
it was good, good
comedy.
What do you think Britishpeople like yourself?
It was quality, wasn't it?
It was good, yeah, good comedy.
But what do you think thatBritish people like yourself?
Mr Lee, what do you think youknow about Trump and the things
he's doing that we don't know,because I bet there's a lot out
there, my God, where would you?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
like me to start Well
Anywhere, because you're from
the outside looking into us.
Like me to start Well anywherebecause you're from the outside
looking into us.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So what's he got, as
I can see this, is that he is
changing things underneath thissmoke screen on a massive extent
, and the chances of being ableto overturn it before the amount
of damage is done will be very,very difficult.
I don't know how he's done it,but he's managed to convince
(04:07):
80-plus million people that hetells the truth, which is
hysterical really.
I mean, he lies when he openshis mouth since birth.
He just lies about everythingand yet so many people in your
country believe it, backed up byhalf the media and a political
(04:29):
system.
That's well, it's a disgracereally.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What's going to?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
happen in your
country is that the billionaires
are going to have it.
They've got it already theywon't be happy until they've got
everything, everything.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
They are definitely
going to have it, and that's
what's so sad.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Your country could be
so fantastic for everyone.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It could.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You know, on a broad
scale, as it is, it's been
polarized.
And he's getting away withmurder.
I don't know how you put upwith it, honestly.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, two people
tried and failed.
Dismally yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It's hard for us to
understand it outside, because
we view it with like what isgoing on?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
How is it happening
that?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
he has so much
support when everything he's
doing is destroying the veryfabric of the United States, in
my opinion, what was that, Chris?
It's unbelievable to see it.
It is.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well, they did a
recent poll asking Americans if
we would have the election today.
Would the outcome be the same?
And then the results were hewould lose, because after just
seven months, people are goinglike they're freaking.
It's going to get worse whenthe majority of the voting forum
will lose their food stamps,can't go to the food bank, will
(05:49):
lose their Medicaid and just letit pile up.
There are those who abuse itand you shouldn't have it, but
there's a large number of peoplewho need it, who are going to
lose it and it's just going tobe a disaster.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
What have you heard
about the plans to kidnap Trump?
What you haven't heard aboutthat?
Well, the latest I've heard is.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
There's a fatwa sent
out on him by some geezer in
Iran, some grand mufti, anothergreat leader, who said you know
they want to kill him, but Ihaven't heard of anything about
kidnapping.
What a great idea, Wouldn't?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
it, jess.
Where did you hear that fromCastor?
I've not kept up to date withthat.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
The least I've seen
is, as I say, the numbers of
people who are going to diebecause of lack of Medicaid is
going to be frightening in yourcountry.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, yeah, I've
expected it's going to go down
because of it yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
By fluke.
You know, this is planned, thisis planned in your country.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
This time next year,
Costello will be done.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Here's the way it's
going to work out.
Okay, then there's they want totake over medicaid.
They want to take over medicare, which is even bigger.
They want to take over socialsecurity, which is pretty
massive as well.
They want to stop the, the umamerican dollar from being the
primary currency.
Okay, now, check this out, turnit into.
(07:19):
Oh God, what's that?
Damn brain, fail me.
Now.
Crypto, crypto coins.
Oh, yes, he's heading intocrypto, isn't he?
Oh, he's, he's way, way, wayinto it.
So here's the thing right, sohe does all that, and suddenly
everything is crypto.
Your, so he does all that, andsuddenly everything is crypto.
(07:40):
Your social security is crypto.
And who runs crypto but him?
Oh, yeah, I do believe he has acrypto company, doesn't he?
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's
wow, it's called Kryptonite.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Kryptonite yes.
Excellent.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, Kryptonite.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well, we don't need
to worry.
If Cliff hasn't heard it, thenit isn't happening.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Tell me about the
kidnapping.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What was this
kidnapping?
Well, apparently it wassupposed to come about around
about July the 4th, when he wason one of his walkabouts.
But I guess maybe they justburied that story because that's
what they do.
Oh, yes, he was going to kidnaphim.
And why would he kidnap him?
Just buried that story?
Because you know that's whatthey do.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And have you ever oh,
yes, well, he's going to kidnap
him, why would he kidnap himOut here in the real world?
Well, you can do what you gotto.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Now your media is at
such a level of.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Incompetence.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
What else can you
call it but corruption in
backing his lines up?
I mean, no wonder most peoplebelieve it when so much of the
media is pushing it as well.
It's like to see it from theoutside, like I do.
When I keep up with this everyday, I'm three hours into what's
(08:54):
happening with your mightypresident and what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
He's a man, 21 years
old.
The more I see it, the more Ican't understand.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Sounds like you're
talking about Fox News as your
source of news.
How does?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
it win.
How do you get 80 millionpeople who need Medicare to vote
for a bill that takes it away?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That's because he
told them when he was running
for office he was not going totouch it.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Let's face it, they
don't really need any more, do
they?
I mean, how many trillions doyou need?
I don't know in America.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
The problem with
Medicare is that a lot of it is
fraud.
Probably about 70% of it isfraud.
Really, yeah, as much as that.
Yeah, it's absolutelystaggering.
Really as much as her.
Yep, it's absolutely staggering.
And they have this bill or thislaw called the HIPAA law that's
right where you're not allowed,if your doctor doesn't have
(09:52):
your permission, to shareinformation about you, the
company, the government,whatever can't come in and say I
need to run down on Mr Smithand Mr Lee and how much has he
got, et cetera, et cetera.
And then they find out theycan't do that.
They know it's happening, butby their own law they can't do
it.
So the Russians are going oh,thank you, thank you, boris.
(10:15):
That's very nice of you.
So they're their own stupidfault, really.
But I mean they could stop it.
If they really wanted to,they'd say right, we're going to
change it to this.
When it goes crypto, it willmake a big difference.
There's no question about that.
To get it right, Right, my God,yeah.
Yeah, so what else is….
So there's so many other thingshappening, I mean… Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
There's so many other
things happening.
I mean I can't believe thathe's turned on Canada.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I mean what?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
have the Canadians
done that is so bad?
And then people wonder why theyreact the way they have done.
It'd be interesting to see whatthe states on the border with
Canada make of all this, becausethey are going to lose big time
, big time in money.
They've got lumber, aluminium,steel oil.
(11:05):
It's all geared towards sendingit your way.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Right.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And then for one guy
to say we don't need you.
Okay, Canada just said fuck you.
Yeah, exactly, All right, youdon't need us, We'll stop
sending all this stuff.
But those states over the nextthree or four months are going
to suffer on an enormous scale.
And as usual, it's the workingclass people who are just going
(11:30):
to get voted for.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Those are the ones
who voted for, and the Canadians
are really pissed at us.
They're not only mad at Trump,they're mad at Americans as well
too.
It's not our fault, so it justkind of rolls over to blame us.
So it falls to us too.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
The whole point is
that if it affects in a negative
way the working class and theneedy, if you like to put it
that way, they don't give a shit.
It's like, oh fine, take itaway from them, what the hell?
They die, they die.
We bury them, they're out ofour hands.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It's almost like
there's a subsection in America
where, if you're in that section, god help you.
I mean really it's not lookinggood for the end of the year for
your country.
That's how I see it, unlessthings change.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So well, you guys
have a few issues too.
I can't quite see it somehow.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I mean he's destroyed
the agricultural business.
Basically, I mean, you know, noone will take American grain or
soybean or anything like that.
Didn't know that it's justgoing to rot in the fields, so
everyone's going to lose.
I don't understand this.
A system being driven for theneed of so few, it's so few that
(12:53):
benefit against the 99% thathave to pay for it.
I just can't understand it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You think Costello's
going to benefit?
Have I got a benefit?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You are in this
country.
We don't have to look atMedicaid or Medicare.
We have a health system thatworks for us for the benefit of
keeping us alive.
And that must be like.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
America.
What are you looking at?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
When you think about
it, you know it's not something
we have to even worry about.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Tell you what Cliff.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Because we have this,
whereas in your country it can
take up God knows how much ofyour income.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh yeah it.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Whereas in your
country, it can take up God
knows how much of your incomeand it's not even guaranteed to
work for you.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It'll take more of
your income and your house.
So what else is going on?
I want to light a note becauseI'm bored with Trump now.
Okay, and those lovely peoplewho we have to say thank you for
listening, of course, and youare going to subscribe right and
follow.
We appreciate it if you do that.
Certainly.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Of course Tell all of
your fellow Englishmen to do
the same.
So anyway, how is Princess Katedoing?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
How is what sorry?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Princess Kate of
Cambridge.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Kate, oh, sorry, I'm
not in direct contact with the
royal family.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well what happened?
Did you have dinner with themlast night?
Come on, I heard you were in.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
They're slightly in a
mess, let's say.
You know, there's all kinds ofthings happening with Wills and
Megan.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Oh well, what's going
on?
We don't hear that.
What's happening?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Well, what Go on tell
what.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Give us a scoop, man.
Oh God, I wish I could,costello, I wish I could, but I
just haven't got it.
Well, that's a darn tootin'shame.
Well, what else is going on?
Larry Grayson back from thedead.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Darn tootin'.
Is that kind of an Englishphrase there, darn tootin'.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
You know, no one
could shoot that dog better than
him.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Okay, that's
something I'm not aware of
Someone you could shoot that dogIs.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Prince Harry welcome
back any time he wants to come.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Is Prince Harry
welcome to come back?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
No, I don't think
that's a good idea for Harry.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I really don't.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
He's a good idea for
Harry?
I really don't.
He's kind of burnt his bridges.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I won't say that was
safe.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Is the country far
away from Meghan, though?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
It's not good.
Not good.
If I was him, I'd stay where heis.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
She's a darkie.
That's why you know it as wellas I do.
He's polluted the gene pool.
Yeah, that's true.
Having done exactly the samething myself, what did you do?
My kids are half Malaysian.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
And well, that's
diluting the gene pool.
It's okay, though.
There's nothing wrong with it?
I don't think anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
UK bigot country.
Okay, like Utah.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
If it ain't white.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
it's not right, Is
that it?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
If it ain't white, it
ain't right.
We'll be taking collections onthe front door for the uh
nationalist party, my god.
So, um, now, I mean coming froma country that uh had had a
competition.
I love this.
(16:24):
Had a competition to name aboat for the RNLI, which is the
Royal National Life BoatInstitute, or something like
that.
They go out and save people inthe sea, so it's a boat, okay.
So what do you call a boat?
Well, you call it Boatface.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
The competition to
name the new aircraft carrier
ended Ended up with.
The winner was Boaty McBoatface.
Hms Boaty McBoatface, that'sright.
Can you get that?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
That's a new aircraft
carrier.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
They have more boats,
but they wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I thought they did.
I thought they kind of said ohokay, we must boat face,
Actually, you know.
Going back to our good friendbastard Trump Sorry, it just
happens to come out that way.
It's written on my script thatway, Bastard they had a frigate,
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which I guess is quite fittingin its own way, and it was
anyway it was.
It was called it wascommemorating a gay and civil
rights thing that happened inStonewall.
It was a riot where a bunch ofgay people got killed by the
police, and so they call the HMSStonewall.
(17:52):
Well, Trump didn't like that,so he's taken that away from
them.
Now he said no, no, we're goingto call it HMS, something or
another.
I don't know what he's calledit now, but it's like the Jim
Rogers or something like that.
It's just absolutely bloodyabsurd.
I can't read that.
Sorry, Chris, it wasn't for meto read.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
No, it's for our
watchers and listeners to read.
Just a little note to ourlisteners.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh, was it.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh, okay, keep
looking down, like you've been
doing the whole podcast, youwon't see it.
The one time you look up, I'llput a note up.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well, I've got notes
and things down here.
See, that was the thing.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
What the hell's down
there you put notes in your lap.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yep Scratch left ball
.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Well, the right one
has been acting up today.
I didn't really want to sharethat with you, but there you go,
oh jeez, Anyway.
Well, now you've totallyscrewed the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
You didn't say
anything.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh, I see there it is
.
Can't really read it.
I don't suppose.
Depart Beware.
What does it say?
I can see Costello Deport.
Costello Says the man who looksmore Arab than most people.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You do, don't I.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, you do, I just
flew in from Dubai.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Boy, my arm's tired
Ba-dum-bum.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
We'll be having cozy
little chats with Trump a little
later.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Mr Lee, I Any more
tidbits about England before we
have to go bye-bye?
He can't hear me.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
He should just relay
oh okay, any more little tidbits
there, mr Lee, that we shouldknow before we go.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Bye-bye, this is our
English correspondent doing his
level best to present a balancedview of our wonderful country.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Who's the?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Prime Minister in
England for this week.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Well, probably Keir
Starmer, but he's having a tough
time as well at the moment.
So who knows, next week whatwill?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
happen.
Maybe, Boris, oh God, oh,please, please.
I heard a story about Boristhat really made me almost bring
up my breakfast.
Apparently, this guy is aminicab driver and he'd given
him a ride and he obviously haspsoriasis or something or really
bad dandruff.
(20:20):
And the guy said I had to go toa car wash an all-night car
wash to vacuum all the dandruffout.
It was everywhere, it was onthe seat, it was on the center
console.
I mean, it was a snowstorm fromhell.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
He showers once a
month, give him a break and on
that bombshell and on thatbombshell.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Mr Lee, we thank you
very much.
Hopefully we'll chat again,hopefully.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Costello and Chris.
Thank you very much for myvoice.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay, Thanks for
giving us the insight of inside
the UK.
You know we kind of had afeeling you guys felt that way
about Trump.
We just wanted to verify itthrough you today.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, man Dig it All
right who said you say dig it,
ta-ta for now, ta-ta for now,dig it.
All right, dig it.
Who said you say dig it, ta-dafor now.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Ta-da for now.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Ta-da for now.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
By the way, we will
have a written transcript in
American for those who couldn'tunderstand him.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I understand him
really well.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Not bad for the old
phone up by the microphone trick
.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Like some down in the
pool Pool.
Eh, what is done by the copsPool who talk like I'm going?
What the Like King Charles doesit really heavy Better than
thou stick up my ass accent, youknow.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Let's see, he's from
Yorkshire.
That's a Yorkshire accent.
The real thing, man.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Ricky Gervais' accent
is what.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Oh God, I don't know,
his is like Birmingham, I think
, stinking.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Elizabeth, funny,
funny, funny.
It's great.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
He's okay.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh, he's okay.
Who's better than him?
Then, from UK Come on.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Ozzy Osbourne, who is
?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
it.
Oh you like Russell Brand oh.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
God, oh gosh.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
How much for your
little girl, how much?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yes, remember what he
did to his no when he was
married someone he was dating,and he called up their
grandfather and told him hey,you know what I've been doing to
your little granddaughter.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Sounds like a
granddad, grandfather, and told
him hey, you know what I've beendoing to your little
granddaughter Like an idiot.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
And the idiot what
does he do?
He does this to an answeringmachine.
Oh, that was a smooth move onhis part, but then again, he's
not the smartest kettle in theshop.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh goody, that's what
we need.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Oh no, I mean jeez,
look, wey, that's what we need.
I mean geez, look, we've gotthe political commentary down,
we don't need him.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Exactly To all our
friends in the UK and Mr Lee,
thank you very much for today.
Appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Don't forget to
follow us and subscribe.
Very important Supposed to bedoing that all the way through.
Very important, yeah, supposedto be doing that all the way
through the show.
Yeah, you know.
Yes, indeed, deport me, whydon't you?
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I'll leave a message
to you Whatever is good for you?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I'll leave it, lee.
You can leave a message to you.
Whatever is good for you, I'llleave it.
Lee, you can leave a message tothe lads at
thecancelsradioguyscom.
I'm not looking down.
Oh, I suppose it does look likeI'm looking down, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
There he is, eyes up
here, eyes up here.
Eyes up here.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I think I've got a
thing to change this whole
arrangement which will work foreverybody, so we can look
forward to that next weekend.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Talk to you next week
, guys.
Thank you very much.
Squeal out, squeal out, squeal,squeal, squeal, squeal.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Pineapple coming in
backwards.