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In this episode of The Cancelled Radio Guys, Chris and Costello unpack the chaotic world of drugs, breakups, and billionaires. From the rumored bromance breakup between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, to wild takes on ketamine therapy, mushroom trips, and celebrity relationship drama โ€” nothing is off limits.

The hosts dive deep into their own personal drug experiences, explore the evolution of drug culture, and reflect on the growing use of psychedelics in therapy for conditions like PTSD. Itโ€™s raw, funny, and real โ€” a perfect storm of absurdity and insight.

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Speaker 2 (00:06):
This week on the canceled radio guys with Chris
and Costello you know breakingup is so hard to do stuff on
both parties, you know so.
But you got.
You got Elon and Trump andpeople go what happened?
We know what happened.
We're going to cover that thisweek on the podcast.
Okay, we are going to do drugs.
We're going to cover that thisweek on the podcast.
Okay, we are.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
And we're going to do drugs.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
We're going to talk about the drugs we did.
Okay, psilocybin mushrooms areback to being treated for
veterans with PTSD.
It's legal now for certainthings in Colorado.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Hey, hey.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Psychedelics are back and we're going to tell you
what our experiences are likedoing it, and maybe we'll do
some live.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
That'd be fun right this week on the big podcast,
kristen Costello.
Hey-ho, you've got the canceledradio guys.
And boy am I so happy to behere with Mr Chris Bailey.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Mr Costello, this is the highlight of the show to me.
Every week you introing it andtrying to remember who the hell
we are in the name of our show.
I can't help but change it somany times.
It's an adventure.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
That's the Unmarried Pregnant Women's Hour.
No, that was the Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Hour.
Yay, now that we've establishedwho the heck we are in the name
of our show.
Today's show all about drugs,dr show.
All about drugs, drugs, drugs,drugs.
How they relate to some of thefamous breakups, how they're
relating to some experimentationgoing on and how they relate to
us former big time drug usersexcept, I mean, you're still on

(01:40):
mind altering drugs right now.
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You're.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Metamucil.
You're taking something likethat right, metamucil.
I need to be regular If you cansee my desk.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
there's like 10 bottles of things I have to take
.
Still I'm working on it, thoughMakes me trip Upright and on
the show each week.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, as soon as I'm sitting down, otherwise I'll
fall over.
It's a drag.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
We've been talking about the past week.
Okay, I'm glad you're upright.
Is our breakups okay?
Right?
So, as we go into breakups,maestro, we need good,
heartbreaking breakup music okay.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
How's that.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's right there.
It's just so damn sad let'slook back at famous couples over
time that we all wanted to staytogether but they didn't.
We'll go back a little bit.
Liz Taylor, Richard Burton theydidn't have the fancy nicknames
in, so then they were just Lizand Dick.
That's right.
Yep, it sounds kind of out ofdate, Dick and Liz.

(02:46):
More up to date, we had it'sbeen a long time divorce too.
Remember Angelina Jolie andBrad Pitt?
We'll just call them BradJelena, Brad Jelena.
They thought they were a greatcouple.
They adopted all those kids andthen one of the most nastiest
divorces of all time.
It's just another sad breakup.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You're talking about Liz.
I mean, god knows how manytimes has she married Richard
Burton?
Two or three, yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Speaking of repeats.
Then we have Ben Affleck,jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Mm-hmm, Benifer, Hot and heavy the first time they
went.
Eh, I'm tired of you.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
They went right down the toilet you love yourself too
much.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Jennifer, I'm gone.
Ben likes more quiet lifestyle.
They're running to each otheragain, they're going.
Hey, hey, hey.
The flames kick back in.
Then they get married again Afew months later.
Eh I, a few months later, I'mover that.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, I'm over it.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's a double breakup .
It's a double breakup.
Wow, man.
Now and this couple gottogether to begin with because,
getting back to our theme ofdrugs, I think they got together
because of his heavy drugdependency.
I'm talking about the hottestcouple of the year so far.
There's now no more which wouldbe President Trump and Elon

(04:10):
Musk.
What a lovely couple they werejust the epitome of the best
bromance ever.
It's just ridiculous.
Remember Elon and all thepresidential rallies, jumping up
and down like a stinking maniac.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh yeah, with a chainsaw and and yeah, he was
embarrassingly freaking, hoppedup on ketamine.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's why Then he made this.
Remember this comment that hemade he goes.
I love president Trump About asmuch as any man can love
another man.
Not be gay.
Everyone's going gay.
I mean, it's all because wefound out late that he's heavy
dependent on ketamine.

(04:55):
You get that stuff through anIV, okay.
So who's giving him the IV?
He's got a doctor.
I mean I actually you didn'tknow that I shared a clinic for
two years, a ketamine clinicReally, a doctor's friend of
mine, something he started.
He was an anesthesiologist andthey thought this was going to
be such a big thing and he wasright.

(05:15):
He was right on it.
And people have treatments forhalf an hour, up to four hours
on an IV of ketamine.
I went the four freaking hours.
I said our things we did lastedall day.
So we kind of put TVs out.
I said why don't you have someTVs in the treatment room for
the patients he goes, becausethey wouldn't even know it's
there.
It would just be, going like.

(05:36):
so he said take a peek.
So he let me peek in thetreatment room and they have
little potty things on stoolsnext to them because they piss
and shit themselves sometimesbecause they lose control,
because they're gone, andthere's people in there who were
depressed war veterans withPTSD, all kinds of reasons.

(05:58):
I peeked in there and this iswhat I saw Ready.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And I go.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I said well, how does this help them?
He goes well, it helps withpain.
I said well, they don't haveany pain.
Obviously they're out in thefield, but when they're done
it's going to come back right.
He goes no.
Over time that pain goes away.
I said you have to explain itto me one day how getting
ketamine makes pain go away.
He said it doesn't makedepression go away.
After a while I can probablysee that.

(06:28):
I guess and this stuff's notcovered by insurance.
Man, you're paying out ofpocket Anywhere $400 per half an
hour, up to $2,000 for half aday.
I want to be gone.
It's kind of like Costello onthis show it's just gone.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's the of like Costello on this show.
It's just gone.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's the Chris show, the Chris and Ketamine show.
There you go, so I mean.
So if, elon, the point is thatthey've broken up.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
They have broken up and it's quite acrimonious too.
I mean, it's like Trump sayingyeah, that black guy, that was
makeup, yeah, and what was theother thing?
I mean the other thing, that'sone of the things that's.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's been nasty.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Trust me.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Kill that bill.
Don't vote for the big,beautiful bill.
Kill that thing, Don't vote forit.
It's awful.
It's a nasty breakup.
Like Brad and Angelina, I mean.
They were like the hottest andall of a sudden it's like we
hate each other.
If Elon comes in off theketamine.
Some imagine how he's going tofeel when people tell him things

(07:31):
that he did like, for example,I gave 300 million dollars to
whose campaign?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Trump's he may be shocked at this point.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I have how many kids, god, I've been drugged up for
so long.
I have how many kids, god, I'vebeen drugged up for so long, oh
man, the one we're waiting on.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I did what with Trump Golden showers.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh boy, he does like that, that's what I hear.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Putin said but that's another breakup.
We'll get to that one.
Next, trump and Putin, there'sanother one, but the big one, of
course, is Trump and Elon.
And now we know why.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, well, of course , Ketamine, man Ketamine.
He did, of course, decide towait until Pride Week, so I
think that's just kind of funny.
Not that it's a gayrelationship, it might be, I
don't really know but I mean towait until, you know, Pride
Month as it is.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I love Trump as much as a man can love another man oh
no, no, no no, he's got verybad taste.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Very bad taste is all I can say.
I think I mean, I think Trumpcan probably be quite funny if
he tries.
You know, there is a certainamount of humor in there, I have
noticed, but for the most part,for everything to do with
government and everything else,I really particularly enjoy the
thought that he's going to haveconcentration camps.
He said he calls themimmigration camps and he's

(08:59):
starting to fill them up in LAthis weekend.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well, that's, you know, it's a surprise on the
breakup with Elon, because youknow he hasn't really said much,
this is true.
He's been kind of decent aboutit and Elon's been firing off
all kinds of nasty stuff.
I mean, if you're going to talkabout a breakup, everyone has
names for breakups, they havecouples names.
So we had Bennifer, okay, andwe had Brad and Angelina, which

(09:28):
was Bradgelina, okay.
So now you have Trump and Elon,which would be Muscump, muscump
, muscump, or Elohump, elohump.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'm saying Elohump sounds better.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
I think Muscump is probably as good as it's going
to get.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh, I'm going to write it down right here.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Since Trump's on the rebound, okay, so he's taking
that on Governor Newsom inCalifornia, like you were just
saying he does.
They don't get along at all.
No, they don't.
And anything he can do toridicule the guy, he's doing
National Guard.
Now he's bringing in 700Marines on top of that Marines.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
These people aren't doing anything other than
demonstrating, which is theirright.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well, they're burning cars, they're looting some
stores.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Big deal.
Well, I mean, yes, that's wrong, You're not supposed to do that
.
But that's what rioting isabout.
You piss someone off so badlythey're rioting in the streets.
You know, can't do that, no, no.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
If we read it right, so it started as peaceful
demonstration.
They brought in the big guns,pissed them off and the rioting
started.
Is that how you see it?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, pretty much Okay.
I mean, just wait until one ofthose guys just happens to fire
a shot and hit and kill somebody.
Oh boy.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Ooh, you see the video yesterday.
Okay, it was a woman fromAustralia, because all over the
world they're reporting on it.
She didn't really have presscredentials on too much.
She's doing a call-in thing andas she's doing her report she
got shot in the leg with arubber bullet.
I didn't mean to laugh and ifyou look back over here, good,
I'm just going, I'm going.

(11:12):
Why am I laughing at this?
These?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
were sick individuals .
That's why.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, you stand there in the middle of the action and
you don't have press thing on.
So the National Guard guythinks you're just another
person, they're just in part ofthe riot.
So so the National Guard guythinks you're just another
person, they're just in part ofthe riot.
So get out of the way, poop.
And it was just funny.
I mean just you scream and wentdown grabbing her leg.
I'm sitting there laughing myass off on the couch and it's
going.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I said, play it again , Do it again.
Well, you can break a bone withthose things.
I guess you could.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, you know never been shot with one, so no, no,
neither have I Mostly so far.
Anyway, there's a reason forthe big breakup between Trump
and Elon that no one even talkedabout, even knows it's because
of ketamine Bingo.
We're the only ones who figuredthis crap out.
We're so bright and we're soastute.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
We are so clever, you should without you most
definitely should join the partyand follow us each week,
because every week we come upwith stuff like this.
You know we make shit up.
It's great.
I mean now, next, next week.
I know it's a little early toget into this, but we're going
to have to.
We're going to have arepresentative from the United
Kingdom talking about hisTrump-alness.

(12:26):
It's hilarious, because I knowโ€ฆI found that people in Englandโ€ฆ
Hate him.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
They all hate him Pretty much.
Of course, I don't knoweverybody, but when I was there
the first term I was visitingand the hatred is just like deep
, oh yeah it hasn't changed any.
I did not see one MAGA hat inEngland and it was great.
It was great, I had to see that.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I think when I go over in August I'll bring a
whole suitcase load.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I'm not going to let you in, man.
You won't get past immigration.
It'll be a rarity.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah right, Costello's hats.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Sit him with a rubber bullet.
God damn rubber bullet.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
God dang it, Damn rubber bullet.
Oh, I remember the song RubberBullets, but no, I didn't want
to get hit by one.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, if you're on drugs you wouldn't feel it.
So ketamine is the big drivingforce in the Elon thing.
There's drug fact number one.
Okay, you don't know anybodywho's ever done ketamine
Costello.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
No, not one.
Okay, you don't know anybodywho's ever done ketamine
Costello.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
No, not that I'm aware of, unless I'm talking to
one and you desire to do ityourself, have your doctors said
maybe you should do this too.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
If it's that good to get rid of things like
depression, yeah, that'd begreat, that'd be terrific.
Yeah, I mean, you know, if itwas.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I can set you up.
You want to try it?
Just do the half-hour thingwhere you don't really crap
yourself, but you'll sit thereand drool on yourself and just
kind of have gaping mouth, butyou won't know that, so you'll
just be out there.
Oh, I will do that, newt on air.
Or or come out here where now wehave in Colorado, psilocybin
mushrooms are legal to a degree.

(14:01):
Yeah, that's what I heard theywere showing on, but I heard
they were showing on 60 Minuteshow they're treating veterans
who have severe PTSD.
Here's the setting.
It just made no sense to me.
Okay, so they have them alllaying in a circle, okay, and
they give them the mushrooms,all right, and then they're

(14:22):
laying back.
They put like one of thosesleeping masks over their eyes
and they just lay there.
And there's a couple ofcounselors there just in case
people start freaking out orwhatever to help them out and
soothe them over.
And that's how they experiencethe mushrooms.
All right, I've done psilocybinmushrooms, you know, and it's
fun.
You don't lay there like thisand just go.
It's all in your mind.
The stuff you're looking at ishalf the fun.

(14:44):
Have you done mushrooms,constance?
Have you ever done mushrooms?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
No, I never have Things like that.
Well, you live your lifethrough me.
It's okay.
My daughter likes them, shegrows them.
Matter of fact, I was in a barwith a chap I know here and his
girlfriend and they were justblasting them.
We just hit some shrooms, man,they did them before they went

(15:08):
to the bar.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, and they're sitting there having a normal
conversation with you after that.
It wasn't terribly normal, but,yeah, you got some shitty
shrooms, so all those guys arelanding.
And then, four or five hourslater, when the effect of the
psilocybin wore off, they askedhim what they experienced and so
I went back.
I saw some of my old buddieswho died right next to me.

(15:30):
Some saw euphoric things orwhatever.
I'm just going.
They're missing all the fun.
You do want to do it aroundother people because you don't
want to be alone, because yousee shit, right?
So my first time I had sixpeople and we're all sitting
there in a circle We'll drinkthe mushrooms.
All of a sudden things starthappening.
So you start looking and thefirst thing I notice is like
you're kind of staring at somepeople over there and behind

(15:52):
them the wall's doing this,breathing oh really breathing.
Oh really the wall's moving inand out.
I'm just going like you'regoing like this.
People are looking over at melaughing.
I'm looking at them laughingbecause there's weird stuff
going on around me and it's kindof like and it makes you really
thirsty.
So you got to have a lot ofliquid around when you do
mushrooms.

(16:12):
So I didn't know where to drinkthis.
I opened the fridge to getsomebody to drink fridge, to get
something to drink.
So I grabbed a can.
There was like a pitcher oflemonade in there.
So I said I just threw it, I'mjust going to drink out of the
pitcher.
So I tilted the pitcher up andthen looked inside it.
All of a sudden it's like awhole world, okay, and the
lemonade's coming down in thesehuge Hawaiian waves, all right.
So I just stood there like thiswith the pitcher.

(16:34):
They told me for two hours,okay, and I just jiggle it and
watch the waves come in.
They told me for two hours,okay, and I'll just jiggle it
and watch the waves come in.
I'm totally covered and soakingwet with lemonade, nice, but
I'm just going yeah, serve some.
And it just seemed like to memaybe five, ten minutes drink
some, watch some waves, lost inthat stuff.
Everyone's pointing andlaughing.

(16:54):
Look at Bailey over there,dipshit, they're soaked in
lemonade.
What's he seeing in there?
And it's just, that's the funpart.
You're just having fun and yousee things like that I was
soaking wet.
I wasn't thirsty anymore.
I finally it was empty.
I walked back to the city buteveryone's like pointing and
laughing I'm going what they'regoing to look at you so and just
you, just.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
And then they carried you out into an anthill and
left even harder.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I did a dumb thing after.
It's like I was starting towear out for a little bit.
So someone said I made dinner.
So they made mushrooms.
Okay, and they made mushroomsin the spaghetti.
Okay, I thought fun.
So you eat them.
Because when you first dopsilocybin you always feel a
little bit nauseous at thebeginning, you know.
And it passes Some people itdidn't just pass, they go puke

(17:40):
and then the fun starts, okay.
So I'm eating a spaghetti.
About halfway through the plateis spaghetti and the new batch
starts to kick in and thespaghetti is crawling off the
plate attacking my lap.
That's the fork.
I'm going get stuck.
There's crap.
So I'm going how could theytreat those poor veterans just

(18:03):
lying there?
They have to be still.
There's just all kinds of coolcrap like that going on, you
know.
And you've got to do it with agroup of people because people
are laughing.
What are you doing with a forkman?
Everyone's going throughsomething different and you
laugh at the other person, soyou've got to keep it light.
You've other person, so you gotto keep it light.
You got to keep it funny.
You know so, cause I guess youcould, you know, go into the
other side of it if you were ina different type atmosphere.

(18:25):
So they're trying to help theseguys with PTSD and which is a
crappy thing, but they're put insuch a serious situation that
they it could have been more funfor them.
You know, help them lighten upand pass certain things and feel
better about things instead ofbeing so, you know, but they put
them in a situation withmushrooms and they were like you
know and they were seeing andnot experiencing pleasant things

(18:48):
.
You know, to me it was astinking riot.
I mean, I got spaghetticrawling in my lap, I got
lemonade oceans going down mychest and then I did the most
dumb thing of all.
Someone went we're out of beer.
I went I'll go, oh no.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Oh, I'm behind the wheel of the car.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I'm driving.
I'm going got to go slowbecause trees are jumping around
.
Then the worst thing happened.
Okay, the car came the otherdirection.
I thought I was on the freeway,it was like 20 cars.
All of a sudden the headlightswent from two to like 20
headlights.
Oh no, I thought oh, these carsare going.
Yeah, I just stopped the carand waited for that car to pass.

(19:28):
I could make my way down to the7-Eleven, which is another trip
, trying to go and buy stuff andhow much is that?
And you're trying to get to bed.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
When I was gosh a long time ago, my sister was in
college.
She said, well, come up toLondon for the weekend.
And her then boyfriend was justwell, everybody smoked and
hashish.
So we're doing that and, oh boy, this stuff.
He thought it was hilariousthat we could go around the
corner and I would be completelylost.

(20:02):
But you see that part of Londonis called Ealing.
All the houses are the same.
It's really easy to get lost.
The raw houses yeah yeah, and sothere was not a 7-11 structure.
But we didn't call them thatback then.
I think we just called themPaki shops.

(20:25):
Pakistanis ran them.
So that's not racist.
Oh, yes, it is.
Just get past that bit.
So I remember going there withBrian and going man, I think I'm
lost.
Oh, don't worry about it now,man, I think I'm lost.
And then he goes I'm lost too.
Oh, shit't worry about it, no,man, I think I'm lost.
And then he goes I'm lost too.
Oh, shit, shit, we're both lost.
Shit, now, I'm hungry, damn.
Then we went around the cornerand there's this little store

(20:46):
and apparently we took so longchoosing a Mars bar.
They called the police on usBecause we're just standing
there going yeah, okay, youbuying this.
Or yeah, okay, you going to buyit, I'll buy it, it's okay,
I'll buy it for you.

(21:07):
And apparently this must havegone on forever.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
When you're in it you don't think anything but people
walking from the outside going.
These guys are so stoned.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Oh boy, were we ever?
And then I tried driving andthat was really bad.
There's a major intersectionthrough London called the A4,
which I lived just off and rightby Heathrow Airport actually,
and I was stoned enough that Itried to drive home but, like
you, had to go slow.
And I had to keep going slowbecause every time I got near

(21:40):
those traffic lights they'dchange.
So eventually I just floored it.
Fuck it.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Hope I don't get hit you drove fast on hash.
Wow, usually people drive slowwith that.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
No, I was.
I was slow until I got to thetraffic light with this major
intersection and couldn't figureout if it was the green or red.
My traffic light's for me to go.
You took a shot, I took a shotand then I backed in and backed
over somebody's roses.
It didn't go down very well.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well, you know, it's kind of like people always go
all the time like, oh, back whenwe were younger, the music was
better, so and so.
Well, it seems like I could bewrong, then drugs were better, I
mean.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
They were stronger.
No, actually no, they weren't.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
They're stronger.
People were dying from what wedid 80s.
Cocaine Awesome, okay.
Yeah, you can snort your brainsout.
If you had heart issues youmight kill yourself.
But the pot then I guess pot'sokay.
Now, that's not a big fan of it.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Hash was different.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
You could get that.
Remember Quaaludes, where arethey Gone, you know?
Boots, you could get pills ofspeed and stuff that were
different.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
And you know we all felt very good from it.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
But we didn't have any friends who died from it.
Didn't anybody OD?
Because people started treatingthem with heroin and stuff.
So look at today's stuff.
You take fentanyl today.
Crap, it's in cocaine and itonly takes a little bit.
You don't know the person mixedwith it and how much they gave
you.
I think people are catching on.
There were 35% less fentanyldeaths last year than there was

(23:18):
the years prior, so people areunderstanding that this stuff is
going to kill you.
We took fun drugs, costello.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Let's look at it again.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
If someone came into your house right now and went
Okay, got the dog's burps.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Get out of your house .

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Here's some good hash from 1982.
Would you do it again?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I might, maybe, maybe .
I'd rather do the cocaine.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Also, if someone came and knocked on your door and
said I got some 80s cocaine leftpure as it used to be, just
like it used to be then, notwasting anything.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Would you do it?
No, I probably wouldn't,because I have had some major
surgery that tells me not to.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
My name is surgery.
All of a sudden you'll skip itgoing.
Do, do, do miles an hour fromthe cocaine.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Well, I've got those pills that stop that.
So that's why I keep fallingover, I think because they make
me so dizzy so I already can.
And they do.
Yeah, well, you know what itwas soon after I, you know, I
still had all the scarring andeverything.
And my next door neighbor goeshey, listen, man, if you want
anything, just let us know.
You want some cocaine?
I go, man, I just had afreaking heart attack.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
You think I need cocaine.
Let me see how good the newvials and arteries are.
I want to make sure you're allclean and clogged up and
everything's pumping right.
Go for it.
Put of the test?
Oh well, it's good to go back,that's fun.
Kids don't do this at home.
Costello and I are big drugusers, but hey, now we've been
clean for about a week now.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Since breakfast actually.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Since breakfast.
Thanks for letting us talkdrugs with you this week I
enjoyed.
Next week will be our Brit on.
He's supposed to be a prettyfunny guy, brits are big time
anti-traumatic.
We'll just sit back and justlet him go.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Let him rant Pretty much it's going to be
interesting because he has avery thick northern accent.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I understand it, but I do think it'll just add to it.
He has a thick Cockney accent.
What's his name?
What's his name, king Charles?
Is that who's coming?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
up.
No, king Charles is the weekafter next.
Okay, so don't forget to followand subscribe.
You don't have to subscribe,but follow anyway, please.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Just follow and download, and we know it's you.
We'll send you a little gram of80s cocaine in the mail.
It's free on us.
Okay, just don't tell anybodywhere it came from, alright.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, suspiciously empty, just like the cocaine you
brought back from Jamaica forme.
Yeah, my nostrils.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I just have one now.
They just run together, so onebig snorting machine right here.
I'm ready to go.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Boy, mine does some very weird things.
Well, that's wonderful.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Thanks, guys, appreciate you listening.
See you next week.
It'll be a good time.
We're going to go out squealingthis week, squealing.
We are the breakup couple.
It'll be, you know, muscump,muscump, okay, muscump, elon and
Trump Going to get the squealthis week.
Bend over, boys.
I'm going to find the squealfor you real quick.
Show them that you love eachother as much as another man can

(26:26):
love a man.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Isn't that a good song, though, don't you think,
when a man loves another man Toomuch?
No, too much.
Okay, jerry, bring in thesqueal.
I can't hear you.
Oh, come here.
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