August 5, 2024 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hey, this is Chris.
Hey, this is Costello.
Hello, Mr Costello.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh, hello, hello.
Let's talk in silly voices.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Talk in the big English voices.
Okay, I've got to apologizeright off the get-go because I
today I'm sorry I'm on thelittle shitty computer
microphone Because you know foryou it's good news because
you've got the big microphoneyou can even sign in to play
your video on the start screen.
I'm keeping it low with my bigmicrophone, so I'll have my new
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mic on order.
It'll be here for the nextweek's show.
Just sorry for the pinny,pinny-ass sound.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, no, and it's where you should be, but it's
fine, make me feel worse aboutwhat you do.
Well you know what you know?
I mean size isn't everything,this is true, but I'm good.
I'm good with getting a newboard.
I've got lots board, um, lotsof, lots of it is made.
It's made for what we do okayhow are we?
(01:10):
Going to do?
We have new microphones, a newmixing board and then producers
yeah, we got them.
We call them the frenchies.
Okay, yeah, we do, we.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I don't know why but just seem to be french fries.
Oh you, based on all that'sgoing on this week, we have to
question everybody's heritageand background.
Oh, yes, yeah, might as welljust get it right too, because
it's just like the stupidest.
This thing can't get anystupider, or nothing can happen
each week to make it even worse.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Are you talking about the stage?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
thing, mr President, we so appreciate.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Sorry that that thing ?
Yeah, because Vice PresidentHarris is speaking in Atlanta,
my hometown, and she wasspeaking at a Black College
sorority.
They're like 10,000 peoplethere, so it was fun, it was
lively, everybody was fired up.
Of course Trump hated thatbecause it was a big crowd and
they were having a good time.
He rambled for two hours andhis last speech back in
(02:07):
Pennsylvania, everyone wasgetting up and walking out.
They're going.
You know, bored.
Heard it before.
Ramble, ramble, ramble.
Loved myself, loved to hearmyself talk.
He does.
Was there a thing he was atwhere it was like for black
reporters?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
or something.
Is that what it was about?
Yeah, nabj.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh, that's because he broadcasts to black journalists
, okay.
So the whole room was full ofAfrican-American journalists and
spectators Pretty much, and Idon't know why they brought him
on there, but man, it made forgreat entertainment.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm glad they did Okay, so let me set the scene,
because Set the scene.
Set the scene.
Okay, he's walking on now.
Okay, now most people getapplause.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Mr President, we so appreciate you giving us an hour
of your time.
I want to start by addressingthe elephant in the room.
Sir, A lot of people did notthink it was appropriate for you
to be here today.
You have pushed false claimsabout some of your rivals.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Let's get right to.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Barack Obama saying that they were not born in the
United States, which is not true.
You have told four congressmenof color, who were American
citizens, to go back to wherethey came from.
You have used words like animaland rabbit to describe black
district attorneys.
You've attacked blackjournalists, calling them a
loser, saying the questions thatthey ask are, quote stupid and
(03:34):
racist.
You've had dinner with a whitesupremacist at your Mar-a-Lago
resort.
So my question, sir, now thatyou are asking black supporters
to vote for you, why shouldblack voters trust you after you
have used language like that?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Well, first of all, I don't think I've ever been
asked a question so in such ahorrible manner.
First question you don't evensay hello.
How are you?
Are you with ABC?
Because I think they're a fakenews network, a terrible network
.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Tony got his feelings hurt.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I think it's disgraceful that I came here in
good spirit.
I love the black population ofthis country.
I've done so much for the blackpopulation of this country,
including employment, includingopportunity zones with Senator
Tim Scott of South Carolina,which is one of the greatest
(04:30):
programs ever for black workersand black entrepreneurs.
I've done so much and you know,and I say this historically,
black colleges and universitieswere out of money.
They were stone cold, broke,and I saved them and I gave them
long term financing and nobodyelse was doing it.
I think he's talking about arude introduction.
(04:52):
I don't know exactly why youwould do something like that.
And let me go a step further.
I was invited here and I wastold my opponent whether it was
Biden or Kamala.
I was told my opponent wasgoing to be here.
It turned out my opponent isn'there.
You invited me under falsepretense and then you said you
can't do it with Zoom.
(05:13):
Well, you know where's Zoom.
She's going to do it with Zoomand she's not coming.
And then you were half an hourlate.
Just so we understand.
I have too much respect for youto be late.
They couldn't get theirequipment working or something.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Mr.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
President.
I would love to answer thequestion on your rhetoric and
why you believe in the blackvote.
I have been the best presidentfor the black population since
Abraham Lincoln.
Better than President Johnson,who signed the Voting Rights Act
For you to start off a questionand answer period, especially
when you're 35 minutes minuteslate because you couldn't get
your equipment to work in such ahostile manner.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I think it's a disgrace let me, let me just ask
a follow-up, sir, and thenwe'll move on to other questions
he, he got his little wingspanked, didn't he?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I, she just went right for her.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So I'm great she did.
I was.
I mean and of course that'sthat's bullshit about oh, vice
President Harris is going to bethere.
That would have been set up.
He would have known about that,his people would have known
about that.
So I mean, I'm glad he did.
I don't know why he walked intothat.
Because he walked into a placethat they hate his guts, because
all the things he said he'sdone he hasn't done.
He's a racist, he's a bigot.
(06:22):
Everyone in the audience knowsthat.
So they went right after him,which is great.
But then he didn't even stopthere to the point.
He went on about, of course,vice President Harris not really
being black.
She just turned black a fewyears ago.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Apparently so.
Yeah, I think it's great theway she went at him, though.
I mean he walks.
If you watch the video, itstarts a few seconds before we
had the audio start there andhe's like walking on, he's like
going.
There is no applause, there isnothing.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
That's awesome.
I mean, she's great, she iswith ABC and she had an
opportunity to finally just gethim.
I give her credit.
She went for it.
If the opponent would have saidnasty things to her, she'd have
gone after the other person aswell.
He's only one.
She laid it all out there, man.
That was awesome.
What's the point about VicePresident Harris?
(07:15):
Well, she's from India, indiaheritage.
All of a sudden a few years agoshe decided I'm black.
Now I'm black.
I think you said last week youthought she was Asian.
I don't know where that camefrom, but her dad is from
Jamaica, okay, right, her mom'sfrom India.
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, asian India, that's what we call it.
What Asian Asian is Jamaican?
He's black.
Okay, her mom is, like you said, from India, india.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, that's not Asian, that's just Indian, so
she's Indian.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well, they call them Asian Indians, at least in
England we do.
You guys are screwed up inEngland.
She's not, it's fake news.
I'm sorry, man, it must be onABC.
You are fake news, damn Brett'smaking sense.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Listen to the accent you're doing.
Even the black comedians arehaving fun.
They come up with a thingcalled hashtag.
I turn black.
Everyone's going to go back now.
I remember the year and saythere were no white women at
that conference he was at, so hewas looking around the crowd
going I mean, there's not onewhite redneck here that I'm used
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to seeing at my stupid assrally.
So funny, funny, funny.
But yeah, the black means to goover there.
When I turned the hashtag, whenI turned black, it'd be like me
asking you because you're likehashtag when you turn British,
Do you remember when you turned?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
British.
I turned British when I came toAmerica.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Not at birth, then see Deceitful.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I could be English as well, you see, or Australian,
for that matter.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's like a question to everybody Like when did they
turn?
So, whatever it's nuts and thenhe's got this running mate JD
Vance, whose wife is from India.
And they have a couple ofinterracial kids together.
They have a couple of kidstogether and he's defending.
He's going.
Well, he has a right to askthat, but she spreads lies.
I mean, either she's from Indiasometimes, sometimes she's
(09:21):
black, depending on who she'stalking to.
She plays it to her advantage.
That's what that idiot said.
I'm just going.
You don't play to youradvantage, that's what you are.
You're half black, you're halfIndian.
You don't play to just.
You can talk to an Indian crowd, you can talk to a black crowd,
or you can talk to an overallcrowd and you're a black Indian.
So what, he's playing for thecrowd who?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
is she talking to at the moment?
Well, the guy's deranged.
That's, you know, just thebottom line, and we hear the
original canceled radio guys.
We just like to say that Iguess it's kind of obvious who
we like and who we don't like.
Now the politics thing is justso overwhelming, unfortunately,
because I really like to talkabout other things, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
She's over $310 million raised so far.
You've got more money.
There'll be a lot of ads.
I mean, to me it's hers to win,unless something dumb happens
between now and November.
If it doesn't, she keeps ridingthis wave of goodwill and
excitement that's going on.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's lasting.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I can't see how she's going to lose If he keeps doing
his thing.
He keeps alienating more people.
He's not gaining any new people.
He'll have his stupid whiteredneck base.
They're not going anywhere Ifhe's not getting anybody new if
he's not getting anybody new he?
(10:54):
Can't win, I'll vote a turnouttoo.
You see a person in the votingbooth which one do I push?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I'm just looking at other things that might be
happening in the world at themoment, like the Olympics, and
this is rather unfortunatebecause you know they were
supposed to have certain eventsin the river, in the River Seine
, I think right, am I right?
They wound up doing it?
Well, yeah, they did.
And now Slovakian athleteTamara Pochuka collapsed after
(11:28):
completing a swim at the OlympicGames.
She suffered Choke.
On what Was she choking on?
The water.
Choking on the water?
Well, yeah, probably thebacteria in the water.
That's the problem.
It's a very high bacteria rate,especially when it rains.
There are melted Mars bars justfloating all over the place.
(11:48):
He's going melted Mars bars.
We know what that reference istoo.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Castell.
It's like in this country.
It was like floating baby roofsin the pools, the last thing
you ever want to see.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Oh, okay, well, I just updated it to Mars bars.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Baby roofs in the pool.
I mean that pool's empty infive seconds.
Man in the pool he's dumping ababy ruth.
Watch how fast people get out.
It's funny you know the one,and they swam in that river at
me I wouldn't have done it, butthey did so well, it's the same
thing that happened during theboat race in London, the Oxford
(12:26):
and Cambridge race.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Remember?
I told you this last week.
They couldn't finish the racebecause all the rowers were like
puking over the side andfalling back into the river, or
they were drinking water orsomething.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
What would they do?
Just sitting in a boat on theriver?
Was there toxic?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
fumes coming up or what.
I don't think theyintentionally drink the water,
but somehow that's.
That's what happened.
They got water in their mouthor up their nose, I guess I I
don't know, but that's I.
I should.
I should look that up onyoutube.
I need to look at it becausethey're in a boat they're
rolling, and when you do thatyou don't get wet.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I mean you don't water's not coming up into your
face, you're not swallowing thewater, so what?
What did you do that you don'tget wet?
I mean you don't water's notcoming up into your face, You're
not swallowing the water, sowhat the hell did you do?
The opposition team spanked thewater, just dipped some water
bottles in the river, tapped itoff and gave it to them.
I guess right.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, I think both teams got sick is what happened.
Oh, oh, you know, but thatwasn't in the Olympics, that was
something a ways back.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But the Olympics, what kind of crowd Like they got
bad water.
We got extreme heat.
Can I go to Vegas?
And we got the heat there.
Here in Colorado we got thefires.
I got one down the streetcalled the Quarry Fire.
I got some great video of it,man.
So I got these planes coming inright and then we got a lake
(13:50):
right there.
It's called chattel lake.
The planes are coming down.
They're water planes.
So he comes in low lands in thewater, scoops a bunch of water,
they take back off bank to theleft and go dump and come back
around, do it over and over andit was really fascinating, cool
to watch.
Man helicopters are doing it,but those planes I'll just have
to shoot you the video you putup on our facebook page or
something.
It's pretty awesome.
I it's bad that we've got afire close to where we live, but
it's kind of cool to watch howthey do it, because they can't
get on the ground out there toowell because it's really tough
(14:10):
terrain.
So they're dumping it, they'rehitting it with water and fire
retardant over and over and over.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Are they called the DC-10s?
Yeah, DC-10s.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
They've done a good job of keeping it where it is,
kind of sort of, because if itmoves a little bit, what's right
over the hill from them is thisgiant Lockheed Martin complex
where they build satellites, spysatellites, weather satellites,
satellites.
We're not even supposed to knowabout satellites.
The government they don't wantto lose that.
They're watching that and theygo over to Lockheed Martin and
(14:42):
of course you get a lot of homes, which would be my home.
Don't want to see it turn torubble or gake, not yet.
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I like it and make sure the insurance is up to date
and so yeah, yeah, yeah, yesindeed, I was thinking that the
other day of the talking about ahurricane that may be coming
through its building as we speak, I'm going uh-oh, I better
check my insurance.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I saw that, so it's not going to affect you.
I don't think, unless they'retalking about the lower
Panhandle farther down.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
No, if it's that far down, we might get a little
storm out of it or something atthe outer rings.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I don't know how low you can only hope, because that
way it's kind of like wipe outand cleanse Columbia.
Maybe they need a chance tostart all over again.
Do it better.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Wipe out this place?
Yeah, great idea.
And you're moving soon, aren'tyou?
Yes, yes, yes, hopefully.
Just got a few things to sortout and then I'm going to put
the house on the market and seewhat happens.
See what happens.
I'm going to clean the housefirst.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
If you can't sell it.
There's some good arsonists uphere in Colorado.
All our fires are done by arson.
I'll send them down your way.
Okay, would you please?
They haven't caught him yet, sothey're obviously pretty good.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, I don't just just South Carolina have
bushfires like that, I don'tknow.
It's very green.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
No, because it's too humid.
They don't spread like that, soyour stuff isn't dry.
All the timber, all the groundcover up there in the mountains
dry, dry, dry.
So when one starts it just goesyeah.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Like I did in Redosio , a place I can remember, Mexico
yeah.
Or Summer Home Damn, there's aradio station there, and they
burned down too.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
They haven't signed it back on to go.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, well, summer home Damn, this is a radio
station and they burned down too.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
They haven't signed it back on.
Why would they?
Here's your insurance check.
We're done with this signalagain.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
We're done.
There's nobody here anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
They all left.
Who are we talking to Ourselves, kind of like our podcast?
Yes, we finally get to.
We got, we can finally talkabout this here because we have
always mentioned these things.
Okay, so you've had cancer,I've had cancer, but here we are
.
Okay, yes, now they're.
(16:59):
They're like 17 different formsof cancer that are coming up in
the new generation that themillennials, the generation zs,
are all getting cancer younger.
And you know one of the mainreasons they're getting cancer.
These are usually cancers inpeople over 50.
But they're getting them intheir like upper 20s, 30s, lower
40s.
Yeah, why is this group of new,these young folks, getting
(17:19):
cancer?
Do you know the number onereason why?
Costello.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I'm going to go out on a limb and say well, I
wouldn't just blame McDonald's,but fast food or processed food.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
The reason is because they're freaking fat.
Okay, obesity is the number onereason they're getting cancer
at such a young age.
They're freaking fat.
Oh really, people give us shitabout making fun of fat.
Oh, you're body shaming.
I'm not body shaming.
If you want to be fat like that, I don't care, it's up to you.
But if you want to die young,you know what?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
There have been so many women on TV these days who
look like Lizzo.
Now, when there's a group ofwomen, they have to be
ethnically diverse and, I guess,body shape diverse, and I've
noticed this since Lizzo came onthe scene.
Now these women must be going.
This is great.
We're getting workers' models.
Where's Lizzo now?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
We cancelled her, remember?
Yeah, I haven't seen Lizzo in awhile, but other people like
Kelly Clarkson and whatever,lost a lot of weight because of
the weight loss drugs that areout there, like Rigobi and
Ozempic and stuff and I don'tknow.
I think those are great.
I don't have a problem withthem.
That's just what it's going totake to get the pounds off.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Use it.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
But they need to because people are getting
cancer in their 20s and 30s,because you're freaking fat Put
that here.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Take this I've lost 20 pounds.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Put your damn phone down, get up off your ass, go
outside, move and walk.
Have some fresh air, dosomething, get at least 75 to 90
minutes a week of aerobic-typemoving exercise.
Then the other thing is you'vegot to eat right and eat the
right amount and get some sleep.
Follow those things, you'lllose weight, you'll be healthy,
(19:03):
you might live past 40.
Hey, I get to say fat, fatasses.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fatty, fat, fat Fat.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
We can talk about making fun of fat people, and
we're doing it for a good reason.
We've been saying it ever sinceday one this podcast came on.
Oh, you guys suck you body,shame people.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Nope, we're equal opportunity offenders we are.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
If you walk around and you weigh 300 pounds and
you're wearing tight yoga pants,think of the people like us who
have to walk behind you.
Okay, it's freaking gross.
Have pity for us, please.
Enough to make me join thepriesthood.
Okay, man, I don't want to seethat stuff.
I mean, you think of sex andyou look at that and go.
First thing.
My first thought is like whereis it?
(19:52):
Do you want to get some fatjokes, ed?
You know it's a good chance todo it.
Okay, we're doing it for amedical, health and scientific
reason.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, it's today's fat people's therapy.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I don't want to see another fat chick in tight yoga
pants.
Ever again, ever, ever, ever.
Get on Segovia, get on Mozipic,shed some of that freaking fat
off and get out and start movingand not only look and feel
better, but live longer.
I mean, don't you want to?
Live or not.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I think every woman, just about every woman who works
in the hospital that I have togo to is fat.
Just about every one, I wouldsay every one of them,
especially the ones in likeregistration or the offices.
They're all enormous.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, well, they sit on their butt all day, and so if
you've got a job like that,when you are off work you need
to get up and move.
You know, because if you sitboth ways home and work you're
going to be what You're going toget fat.
If you get fat, you know whatYou're going to die okay,
prematurely.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Prematurely?
Yep, because you are going todie eventually anyway, not to be
confused with Costello'spremature ejaculation.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's another thing, but this is premature, you know
from.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
That would be nice.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Premature, mature, adolescent, just anything.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'll just take it Just let it go, Just really, so
you know there's not.
I was flipping around TV and Iwas thinking, you know, there
aren't any great movies outright now.
Am I right?
Am I wrong?
I know it's summer.
I saw it last night.
I think it's the number twomovie, which is Crap.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I got Russell Crowe's in it and one of the Hemsworth
brothers is in it.
Okay, not Chris Hemsworth, liamHemsworth, I think.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
The younger one who used to be married to your buddy
, miley, my buddy, my buddy.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yes, he's got a poster folks.
He's got a poster of MileyCyrus up on the ceiling, so he
lays in bed and looks at it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well there comes a premature ejaculation.
Either that or ED erectiledysfunction.
One of the two things are goingto happen.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I thought Miley cured you of that.
That's why you never had anissue.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's right she did.
Yes, it was either that or gointo surgery.
And they said well, why don'tyou look at these pictures for a
while?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Don't look at Miley.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I said beep, beep, beep, that's right.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But yeah, it's called like Badland, no man Land,
something like that, but it'sdecent.
It's about these guys andRussell Crowe's back in Vegas
flying a drone.
He's kind of like the lookoutfor them, shoots a few things
against the bad guys.
Their job is to rescue someonewho's been taken hostage by the
bad guys.
But it's actually not bad.
(22:49):
Pretty decent.
I liked it.
Kept my attention the wholetime, so I can't give you the
name, but just check on Netflixthe number two movie.
You see Russell Crowe's New FatHead.
Sorry, russell, you're going tolose some weight too, but he's
good.
He's always good.
It's a good movie.
You'll like it.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That's really what I want to know there's only one in
that movie.
No, there's none in that movie.
There were none of the Trumpthing either.
So we're still searching forwhite women.
Yeah, I can't know wherethey're at.
They're walking to the airportwearing big, wearing stressing
yoga pants weighing 400 pounds.
Yeah, when you think of that,when you think of that, you have
to go to bed and look up atMiami so you'll feel better.
(23:30):
Okay, yeah, there you go.
Yeah, but if you can find goodmovies, I mean, have you been
watching the Olympics?
Have you been watching?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh yeah, I have actually and hey where are the
white women at.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
And the gym team, except for Simone.
Did you watch Simone last night?
Oh yeah, she's great.
She's a stinking house girl.
She's just amazing when she'son that mat flat and when she
does just a bounce she gets 12feet in the air man just from
her running position.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, 12 feet in the air.
You know, what I wanted to seeand it hasn't been on TV, that I
hear anyway was the women'srugby.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
They were featuring a woman last night because her
and her brother are bothOlympians.
I forget what sport he's in,but she's on the women's rugby
team.
She looks like she could kickeverybody's ass in this show.
Easy, she's built.
She's an's ass in this showEasy, she's built.
She's an ex-Army person Right,she's tattooed.
She's a brick shithouse andthey showed her playing it.
(24:32):
And after I'm going I said thiswoman could hurt me.
Oh yeah, yeah, you know, do theold clothes I like that you
want her to hurt you.
I think it's really neat.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I think it's really neat that women's sports are
really, really coming along.
They're rapid, right, like youknow soccer, basketball man.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Basketball's kicking butt.
Oh, basketball's amazing.
Yeah, watch this women's rugby.
They beat the crap out of eachother.
It's just a tough sport tobegin with, anyway.
Oh yeah, no pads, you'retackling, you're beating each
other.
It's rough it.
Oh yeah, no pads, you'retackling.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You're beating each other.
It's rough, it's rough.
I tell you what that womanyou're talking about I mean
there was a good interview withher.
She says look, I'm built likethis, what else am I going to do
?
Who said that?
That woman, the one, the rugby,the?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
blonde.
Oh, you saw that.
Yeah, she is, but she's.
But who is the biggest star ofthese Olympics?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Well, I think it's got to be Simone, doesn't it?
I think it's Snoop Dogg, ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
He's great I give him credit man For a guy who's a
total stoner.
He's accepted by everybody nowhe used to be.
He's a guy from Compton rightand Dionne Warwick had to bring
him in and spank him and go on.
You quit calling people bitchesin your records.
You know you.
You grew up and you have kids.
You want to do one thingbecause calling your mom a bitch
and stuff and he thought aboutthat and he changed his lyrics
ever since then and now he'saccepted things out with Martha
(25:57):
Stewart, he ran, he swam.
With Michael Phelps he's donebasketball, he tried gymnastics.
He's out there, he's doingeverything.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
He even did fencing.
He's coaching.
He was coaching his son'sfootball team in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
In Vegas.
He's been at all the events.
He's tried all the separateevents.
He's been a big cheerleader forthe US of A and that fencing
thing was funny I just thoughtSnoop doing fencing.
He scored a point, he gave it ashot.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
He's the star of the Olympics.
Oh, okay, there might besomebody at the door.
Is that your corgi?
That's my corgi, and you stillhave your corgi.
I still have my corgi.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I told my wife about your dog and what you think
you're doing and she washeartbroken.
She said you will kill that dogif you give your doggy away.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
No, I don't think so.
Yeah, you don't keep a dog andraise?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
it to a puppy and have it for seven years and go.
I'm going to give it to someoneelse.
I can't take care of it anymore.
Just get a better rack and suckup that dog here.
Costello, you keep that dog.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
That has happened.
Alison sent me one.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Is she good for Alison?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Is Alison good for you.
She's on her way to Espanaright now and then taking a boat
to Rome going on a cruise.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
But she was part of my petition before she left.
Keep the Corgi, save the corgi.
Okay, save the corgi.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, she said if you want to rehome it, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
She didn't say that Don't make that up, You're being
Trump.
She didn't say that you Trumpass.
She didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Benji, here it doesn't matter who it is.
If somebody comes in the house,like the cable guys came in
yesterday, and he's all overthem.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
My dogs do the same thing.
If you see a stranger, they gorunning up to them like it's
their long-lost master theyhaven't seen in 10 years.
There you go.
A couple of my dogs are big andit scares the crap out of
people when they do that.
They don't realize they'rerunning up to be friendly.
They see these giant dogsrunning towards them, going.
They're going to kill me.
All I want to do is jump onthem and lick them to death.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You know like oh I love you whoever you are,
big-ass dog.
You've got dogs.
They're all big.
Well, even the small one'squite big.
Well, you know what comes withbig-ass dogs, right?
Yeah, I've been cleaning someup today.
Thank you very much, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's like a hogback.
It's like a mountain that goesstraight up.
It's really funny.
One of the big dogs goes upthere and it took a shit and it
just tumbles down the mountainright back to almost against our
house.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's big piles of shit.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
We just watch it and go here.
It comes tumbling down.
I'm not going to go out thereand catch it.
It's like wait until it stopsand just go out there and pick
it up, and it just rolls downthe aisle.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I'm just you know that, and peeing I mean I put
pads down, but invariably he'llmiss them.
So that's kind of annoying.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
They're not very healthy either, I mean it's all
part of us owning animals,castiel, we own animals.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I got a nice yard he can do that in.
But anyway, I'm working on it.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I got that Russell Crowe movie.
It's good.
Back on Netflix Also, there'sanother movie that's on Hulu, so
he's got two out.
So check them both out.
They're both in the top five ofeach individual streaming
device.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay, I will, I will.
I haven't watched anything ineight years.
I haven't done anything ineight years.
Well, there's a new show.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Your new show is coming up soon American Idol.
You watch that, right?
Yeah, that's okay.
Well, the mystery's over.
Who's taking Katy Perry's place?
Oh, yeah, right, who is it?
Carrie Underwood?
Who, carrie Underwood?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Oh, I thought you said it was going to be one of
the winners, one of thecontestants.
Well, she was a contestant.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
She won many years ago.
Oh, all right, cool, that's howshe became famous.
I've got to tell you, she wonlike season three, four,
something like that, and she wasone of the ones in the early
days that Idle's own was growinglike 50 million viewers.
It just boom, went to the top.
So yeah, she's taking KatyPerry's book.
She's the first one, I guess,who was a winner.
(30:13):
I would come back and be ajudge.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Hey, why not?
Oh no, that works out well.
I'm kind of bored of Katy Perryanyway.
Really, I thought she was funnyon there.
I thought I was getting alittle old for her.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
She wants to leave the focus on her new CD out.
Have you heard it?
It's her new single.
It's a woman's world.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Oh yeah, it's called.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's it, yeah, and they're all in her video.
Where are the white women at?
That's it.
Yeah, and they're all in hervideo.
Okay, she's walking around Likeshe's like Katie's like 42.
Now she's like she barely gotanything on, which is okay by me
, but that's good, that was agood part.
Yeah, it's called, it's awoman's world, so, and, and it
just says that.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, we have a you and I are Katie's bitches.
Okay, yeah, that's it.
That's it, kamala's bitches.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Well, I like her now.
Come on, we got a better poolif we wanted to win.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Maybe we should change the name of the show.
Maybe that will make all thedifference.
Kamala's bitches.
Kamala's bitches.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
They do have.
A couple of some actors havecome out.
Jeff Bridges lead the way.
He's got a thing on theinternet and social media.
It's called White Men forComedy.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh, really Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
It's just a bunch of white actors who are on it, of
course, who are for VicePresident Harris, for Kamala, so
you're going oh, white men forKamala.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Well, all they really need, they're just waiting.
Would you be talking aboutTaylor Swift?
I would be.
Why I call her that name, Idon't know, but if she turns her
fans, her eligible fans, tellsthem what to do.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
She may not have to, because the Swifties are already
saying that.
They're saying everyone banbehind Vice President Harris,
even before Taylor gave theendorsement.
They're all excited about it.
They think she's going to do it.
I know she will too, but yeah,they're out there banning
already.
Big wave of Swifties for Harris, you know.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, I mean it gets everybody involved, and it does
seem to me that there's just awhole new kind of a refreshing
breeze blowing through thecountry and I want to get a red
hat and put Kamala made itbetter or something.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well, I mean, she's got all the money raised and
everyone's feeling pretty goodabout it.
It's like there's a newexcitement, a new energy.
So we got 90 days untilElection Day August, september,
october, three more months.
If the feeling stays that way,like I said earlier, don't know
how she can lose.
Don't know how she can lose.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Well, I mean.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
So they got this club White Men for Camel.
Okay, it's a cricket club withthe cricket sound effects ready.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
okay, black Men for Trump, I hear crickets yeah,
even the crickets don't want toplay.
Black Women for Trump.
You're quite out there.
I met this woman who said she'sfrom Jews for Trump.
You realize that his dad was aNazi, don't you?
(33:26):
It's like what I go.
Yeah, he used to send them lotsof money.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Jews for Trump.
Oh gosh, I wouldn't havethought that.
Maybe because of the New Yorkties.
I don't know.
That's kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah, yeah, crickets for Trump.
That'll work.
I'll find someone and put it inthe edit.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Well, we'll have one Next week.
We're going to have, andSandeep is going to be on
Wednesday.
He's our India correspondent.
He's our India correspondent.
He's going to be on next weekbecause he actually knows JD
Vance's wife, who's from India.
Oh, okay, cool.
They went to the same collegetogether, so he knows her.
So we'll get the inside scoopof how she feels still being
(34:10):
married to JD and all thisstuff's coming out, especially
with Trump.
She's from India.
Now she turned black.
Now she turned Indian again.
What do you think of JD's wife?
You think JD's wife Melanie?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
hangs out together.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You think JD's wife Melanie hang out together?
Can you picture that scene?
Ew, your skin is kind of dark.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Darky, you're darky, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
We both have kids.
I got to say reading something.
I feel sorry for Barron Trump,18,.
He just graduated high schooland the people at the school
said, you know, he can be kindof like, have a good sense of
humor, quick wit, likes to havefun, but they never saw him at
football games, he never went toschool dances, never went to
(34:58):
any social events and they justfelt bad because of his
situation.
She kept him isolated and alone, kind of like mommy oversaw him
and just guarded him like crazy, knowing that family she could
be banging him.
I mean, I don't know a littleincestual thing.
(35:18):
You know, melania and Barrett.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Well, I saw Daddy doing it to somebody else, so I
figured it was good.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Well, you got to grab him.
You got to grab him right thereby the pussy.
You got to grab him.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, like a one-eyed cat peeking through a seafood
store.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
But yeah, I was reading that and I said I feel
bad for that kid because hewanted to participate, he wanted
to have friends.
He wanted to be because he's inhigh school.
It was a dramatic time for some, or it was a fun time for me.
I had a great time, but hecouldn't participate.
Melanie kept him away from thatstuff.
Dad, of course, was never home.
(35:57):
He didn't know shit about hisson anyway.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Surprise, what's his name?
Again?
And the mom is who?
What, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Oh, poor old Baron.
Well, baron, I got somethingfor Baron.
Do you use it on his mom?
There you go, give your mommyone of those.
See what happens she kept himin line.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
man Melania kept him in line.
Either she's spanking him forbeing a parent or she's spanking
him for another kinky boy.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Between that and the Secret Service guy, she's very
busy.
Yeah, you're right.
It's interesting, though, thatwe don't see her anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I mean he's very smart in her part.
Well, she can go out there andfake, fake, support, fake, like
she supports him after all thishe just found guilty for paying
off a porn star.
She must be a part of that.
And he's going to smile likeeverything's okay, it's alright,
it's not.
No, it isn't.
I wonder, perhaps when it'sover, she'll just divorce him.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
He doesn't smile like everything's okay, it's all
right, it's not.
No, no, it isn't.
I wonder.
Perhaps, when it's over, she'lljust divorce him, of course, if
he's got any money left.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I would say I don't know what her prenup is.
You know there's got to be one,and it's probably been updated
when he was running forpresident as well too.
So you know there's one whoknows what's in there.
I mean, what's she get?
He's not a minor anymore, heturned 18.
So child support that's not theone that he didn't have to do
that.
So she has her own life.
So she's going.
Why would I do it?
(37:26):
I don't have to sleep in thebedroom with him.
I don't have to be with him, Idon't have to see him.
I just live here and have agreat time taking care of my son
.
You know pretty soon she'sgoing to be an empty nest.
He's going to go to collegesomewhere.
Then what is she going to do?
Good point Her whole purposewas taking time off to raise her
son.
Now he's going to go to collegethis fall and Melania is going
(37:48):
to be going.
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I wonder where he could go to college, where he's
going to probably get beaten up.
Or I mean the guy you know hisdad's really done a number on
him, because now you know, likehim or not, nobody likes his dad
, or at least you know when he'dbe the kid I'd be Well if
you're like Redneck, you likeyour dad.
Great, you might as well go tolike the Appalachian State
College, then Appalachian State,yeah, north Carolina, there you
(38:17):
go.
Yep, just what I was thinking.
Their mascot's a hillbilly witha jug of moonshine, you get it.
What was the one in Morgantownthen West Virginia Mountaineers?
Oh, that was just West VirginiaUniversity.
They were.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Mountaineers their mascot, dressed like Davy Crack.
Oh, I remember that.
Yeah, the difference betweenthe hillbilly with the moonshine
and the Davy Crockett.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
West.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Virginia mountaineers up in Morgan.
What else does that part say?
Outside of the college, theygot nothing.
There's a prison up there andthen there's a university.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
And then it's woodland and it's a shithole.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
And then you hit a bigger shithole Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
That's right across the line you're in.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Pennsylvania.
They did a lot of work to turnPittsburgh around.
They got IT jobs there.
Now they made the downtowndifferent people moving down
there.
The new millennials are movingin.
It's not such a blue collarit's slowly evolving into.
That's kind of cool.
I'm going to use the wordyuppie.
It's kind of like I'm going touse the word yuppie, you know,
but it's kind of like that.
It's IT people.
It's young IT, fat people.
(39:25):
They're going to be dead soon,they're going to have cancer
soon and they'll be dying soon.
So bye-bye.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, no biggie.
So you know, just go to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
So, look, I'm sitting on my phone.
On my phone.
Am I going outside?
Am I playing with my phone?
Stay at my phone some more.
What's that Walk?
What's that Eat?
I can do that Computer.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
That's all I do Computer and eat Computer and
eat Phone, phone Phone.
I can put on some yoga pants.
I'm ready to go.
Oh my god, that's what gets mewhen they have those thongs on
and you can either see themthrough the pants or they.
The pants are low enough thatthe top of their thongs are
quite.
Are you thinking, uh, you'rethinking camel?
(40:11):
No, I wasn't, I was thinkingthe other side actually.
But yeah, that too.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Oh, the Baby Ruth side Okay.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah, it's like oh man, Jeez, this is too much.
It's just, I just don't get it.
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
We'll see what happens between now and next
week, because every time wealways go well, we don't have to
talk about India anymorebecause nothing else is going to
happen.
Well, something does, and herecomes the weekend coming up, so
who knows what the hell is goingto happen.
So all I know is next weekwe're going to have Sandeep on.
He's going to talk about JDVance's wife.
They went to college together.
They know each other, so itshould be interesting to see
what Sandeep has to say.
(40:51):
It.
It will be Indeed it will beSandeep did promise me that
between now and next week he'sgoing to stay Indian.
He will not turn black.
I said, if you do, you're goingto change your name from
Sandeep to something else.
It's kind of like a deadgiveaway there.
What's your name?
Sandeep Wicca.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh no, wicca, We'll see what happens in the next
week, as we should by then haveproducers and stuff.
I don't know if they'll makeany difference to us
particularly, but hopefully morepeople will be joining the
merry thongs of the originallycanceled radio guys, which is
myself and Costello and ChrisBailey, otherwise known as Chris
(41:36):
and Costello.
It sounds better that way, andwell you know.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
The original cast old used to be black guys.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
So there you go.
Used to be black guys yes wedid I was born a poor black
child.
Yes, I was Squeal, anthony.
I squeal at the poor.
Thank you very much, right oncue.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You're going up those tight yoga pants.
Get up there, get in there.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Oh, that Trump's hugging it all.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Get your britches down.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Get your britches down.
Get them down, britches in theway.
Hey, this is Chris.
Hey, this is Costello.
Hello, Mr Costello.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh, hello, hello.
Let's talk in silly voices.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Talk in the big English voices.
Okay, I've got to apologizeright off the get-go because I
today I'm sorry I'm on thelittle shitty computer
microphone Because you know foryou it's good news because
you've got the big microphoneyou can even sign in to play
your video on the start screen.
I'm keeping it low with my bigmicrophone, so I'll have my new
(00:43):
mic on order.
It'll be here for the nextweek's show.
Just sorry for the pinny,pinny-ass sound.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, no, and it's where you should be, but it's
fine, make me feel worse aboutwhat you do.
Well you know what you know?
I mean size isn't everything,this is true, but I'm good.
I'm good with getting a newboard.
I've got lots board, um, lotsof, lots of it is made.
It's made for what we do okayhow are we?
(01:10):
Going to do?
We have new microphones, a newmixing board and then producers
yeah, we got them.
We call them the frenchies.
Okay, yeah, we do, we.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I don't know why but just seem to be french fries.
Oh you, based on all that'sgoing on this week, we have to
question everybody's heritageand background.
Oh, yes, yeah, might as welljust get it right too, because
it's just like the stupidest.
This thing can't get anystupider, or nothing can happen
each week to make it even worse.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Are you talking about the stage?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
thing, mr President, we so appreciate.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Sorry that that thing ?
Yeah, because Vice PresidentHarris is speaking in Atlanta,
my hometown, and she wasspeaking at a Black College
sorority.
They're like 10,000 peoplethere, so it was fun, it was
lively, everybody was fired up.
Of course Trump hated thatbecause it was a big crowd and
they were having a good time.
He rambled for two hours andhis last speech back in
(02:07):
Pennsylvania, everyone wasgetting up and walking out.
They're going.
You know, bored.
Heard it before.
Ramble, ramble, ramble.
Loved myself, loved to hearmyself talk.
He does.
Was there a thing he was atwhere it was like for black
reporters?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
or something.
Is that what it was about?
Yeah, nabj.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh, that's because he broadcasts to black journalists
, okay.
So the whole room was full ofAfrican-American journalists and
spectators Pretty much, and Idon't know why they brought him
on there, but man, it made forgreat entertainment.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm glad they did Okay, so let me set the scene,
because Set the scene.
Set the scene.
Okay, he's walking on now.
Okay, now most people getapplause.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Mr President, we so appreciate you giving us an hour
of your time.
I want to start by addressingthe elephant in the room.
Sir, A lot of people did notthink it was appropriate for you
to be here today.
You have pushed false claimsabout some of your rivals.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Let's get right to.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Barack Obama saying that they were not born in the
United States, which is not true.
You have told four congressmenof color, who were American
citizens, to go back to wherethey came from.
You have used words like animaland rabbit to describe black
district attorneys.
You've attacked blackjournalists, calling them a
loser, saying the questions thatthey ask are, quote stupid and
(03:34):
racist.
You've had dinner with a whitesupremacist at your Mar-a-Lago
resort.
So my question, sir, now thatyou are asking black supporters
to vote for you, why shouldblack voters trust you after you
have used language like that?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Well, first of all, I don't think I've ever been
asked a question so in such ahorrible manner.
First question you don't evensay hello.
How are you?
Are you with ABC?
Because I think they're a fakenews network, a terrible network
.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Tony got his feelings hurt.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I think it's disgraceful that I came here in
good spirit.
I love the black population ofthis country.
I've done so much for the blackpopulation of this country,
including employment, includingopportunity zones with Senator
Tim Scott of South Carolina,which is one of the greatest
(04:30):
programs ever for black workersand black entrepreneurs.
I've done so much and you know,and I say this historically,
black colleges and universitieswere out of money.
They were stone cold, broke,and I saved them and I gave them
long term financing and nobodyelse was doing it.
I think he's talking about arude introduction.
(04:52):
I don't know exactly why youwould do something like that.
And let me go a step further.
I was invited here and I wastold my opponent whether it was
Biden or Kamala.
I was told my opponent wasgoing to be here.
It turned out my opponent isn'there.
You invited me under falsepretense and then you said you
can't do it with Zoom.
(05:13):
Well, you know where's Zoom.
She's going to do it with Zoomand she's not coming.
And then you were half an hourlate.
Just so we understand.
I have too much respect for youto be late.
They couldn't get theirequipment working or something.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Mr.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
President.
I would love to answer thequestion on your rhetoric and
why you believe in the blackvote.
I have been the best presidentfor the black population since
Abraham Lincoln.
Better than President Johnson,who signed the Voting Rights Act
For you to start off a questionand answer period, especially
when you're 35 minutes minuteslate because you couldn't get
your equipment to work in such ahostile manner.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I think it's a disgrace let me, let me just ask
a follow-up, sir, and thenwe'll move on to other questions
he, he got his little wingspanked, didn't he?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I, she just went right for her.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So I'm great she did.
I was.
I mean and of course that'sthat's bullshit about oh, vice
President Harris is going to bethere.
That would have been set up.
He would have known about that,his people would have known
about that.
So I mean, I'm glad he did.
I don't know why he walked intothat.
Because he walked into a placethat they hate his guts, because
all the things he said he'sdone he hasn't done.
He's a racist, he's a bigot.
(06:22):
Everyone in the audience knowsthat.
So they went right after him,which is great.
But then he didn't even stopthere to the point.
He went on about, of course,vice President Harris not really
being black.
She just turned black a fewyears ago.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Apparently so.
Yeah, I think it's great theway she went at him, though.
I mean he walks.
If you watch the video, itstarts a few seconds before we
had the audio start there andhe's like walking on, he's like
going.
There is no applause, there isnothing.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
That's awesome.
I mean, she's great, she iswith ABC and she had an
opportunity to finally just gethim.
I give her credit.
She went for it.
If the opponent would have saidnasty things to her, she'd have
gone after the other person aswell.
He's only one.
She laid it all out there, man.
That was awesome.
What's the point about VicePresident Harris?
(07:15):
Well, she's from India, indiaheritage.
All of a sudden a few years agoshe decided I'm black.
Now I'm black.
I think you said last week youthought she was Asian.
I don't know where that camefrom, but her dad is from
Jamaica, okay, right, her mom'sfrom India.
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, asian India, that's what we call it.
What Asian Asian is Jamaican?
He's black.
Okay, her mom is, like you said, from India, india.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, that's not Asian, that's just Indian, so
she's Indian.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well, they call them Asian Indians, at least in
England we do.
You guys are screwed up inEngland.
She's not, it's fake news.
I'm sorry, man, it must be onABC.
You are fake news, damn Brett'smaking sense.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Listen to the accent you're doing.
Even the black comedians arehaving fun.
They come up with a thingcalled hashtag.
I turn black.
Everyone's going to go back now.
I remember the year and saythere were no white women at
that conference he was at, so hewas looking around the crowd
going I mean, there's not onewhite redneck here that I'm used
(08:29):
to seeing at my stupid assrally.
So funny, funny, funny.
But yeah, the black means to goover there.
When I turned the hashtag, whenI turned black, it'd be like me
asking you because you're likehashtag when you turn British,
Do you remember when you turned?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
British.
I turned British when I came toAmerica.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Not at birth, then see Deceitful.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I could be English as well, you see, or Australian,
for that matter.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's like a question to everybody Like when did they
turn?
So, whatever it's nuts and thenhe's got this running mate JD
Vance, whose wife is from India.
And they have a couple ofinterracial kids together.
They have a couple of kidstogether and he's defending.
He's going.
Well, he has a right to askthat, but she spreads lies.
I mean, either she's from Indiasometimes, sometimes she's
(09:21):
black, depending on who she'stalking to.
She plays it to her advantage.
That's what that idiot said.
I'm just going.
You don't play to youradvantage, that's what you are.
You're half black, you're halfIndian.
You don't play to just.
You can talk to an Indian crowd, you can talk to a black crowd,
or you can talk to an overallcrowd and you're a black Indian.
So what, he's playing for thecrowd who?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
is she talking to at the moment?
Well, the guy's deranged.
That's, you know, just thebottom line, and we hear the
original canceled radio guys.
We just like to say that Iguess it's kind of obvious who
we like and who we don't like.
Now the politics thing is justso overwhelming, unfortunately,
because I really like to talkabout other things, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
She's over $310 million raised so far.
You've got more money.
There'll be a lot of ads.
I mean, to me it's hers to win,unless something dumb happens
between now and November.
If it doesn't, she keeps ridingthis wave of goodwill and
excitement that's going on.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's lasting.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I can't see how she's going to lose If he keeps doing
his thing.
He keeps alienating more people.
He's not gaining any new people.
He'll have his stupid whiteredneck base.
They're not going anywhere Ifhe's not getting anybody new if
he's not getting anybody new he?
(10:54):
Can't win, I'll vote a turnouttoo.
You see a person in the votingbooth which one do I push?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I'm just looking at other things that might be
happening in the world at themoment, like the Olympics, and
this is rather unfortunatebecause you know they were
supposed to have certain eventsin the river, in the River Seine
, I think right, am I right?
They wound up doing it?
Well, yeah, they did.
And now Slovakian athleteTamara Pochuka collapsed after
(11:28):
completing a swim at the OlympicGames.
She suffered Choke.
On what Was she choking on?
The water.
Choking on the water?
Well, yeah, probably thebacteria in the water.
That's the problem.
It's a very high bacteria rate,especially when it rains.
There are melted Mars bars justfloating all over the place.
(11:48):
He's going melted Mars bars.
We know what that reference istoo.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Castell.
It's like in this country.
It was like floating baby roofsin the pools, the last thing
you ever want to see.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Oh, okay, well, I just updated it to Mars bars.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Baby roofs in the pool.
I mean that pool's empty infive seconds.
Man in the pool he's dumping ababy ruth.
Watch how fast people get out.
It's funny you know the one,and they swam in that river at
me I wouldn't have done it, butthey did so well, it's the same
thing that happened during theboat race in London, the Oxford
(12:26):
and Cambridge race.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Remember?
I told you this last week.
They couldn't finish the racebecause all the rowers were like
puking over the side andfalling back into the river, or
they were drinking water orsomething.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
What would they do?
Just sitting in a boat on theriver?
Was there toxic?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
fumes coming up or what.
I don't think theyintentionally drink the water,
but somehow that's.
That's what happened.
They got water in their mouthor up their nose, I guess I I
don't know, but that's I.
I should.
I should look that up onyoutube.
I need to look at it becausethey're in a boat they're
rolling, and when you do thatyou don't get wet.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I mean you don't water's not coming up into your
face, you're not swallowing thewater, so what?
What did you do that you don'tget wet?
I mean you don't water's notcoming up into your face, You're
not swallowing the water, sowhat the hell did you do?
The opposition team spanked thewater, just dipped some water
bottles in the river, tapped itoff and gave it to them.
I guess right.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, I think both teams got sick is what happened.
Oh, oh, you know, but thatwasn't in the Olympics, that was
something a ways back.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But the Olympics, what kind of crowd Like they got
bad water.
We got extreme heat.
Can I go to Vegas?
And we got the heat there.
Here in Colorado we got thefires.
I got one down the streetcalled the Quarry Fire.
I got some great video of it,man.
So I got these planes coming inright and then we got a lake
(13:50):
right there.
It's called chattel lake.
The planes are coming down.
They're water planes.
So he comes in low lands in thewater, scoops a bunch of water,
they take back off bank to theleft and go dump and come back
around, do it over and over andit was really fascinating, cool
to watch.
Man helicopters are doing it,but those planes I'll just have
to shoot you the video you putup on our facebook page or
something.
It's pretty awesome.
I it's bad that we've got afire close to where we live, but
it's kind of cool to watch howthey do it, because they can't
get on the ground out there toowell because it's really tough
(14:10):
terrain.
So they're dumping it, they'rehitting it with water and fire
retardant over and over and over.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Are they called the DC-10s?
Yeah, DC-10s.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
They've done a good job of keeping it where it is,
kind of sort of, because if itmoves a little bit, what's right
over the hill from them is thisgiant Lockheed Martin complex
where they build satellites, spysatellites, weather satellites,
satellites.
We're not even supposed to knowabout satellites.
The government they don't wantto lose that.
They're watching that and theygo over to Lockheed Martin and
(14:42):
of course you get a lot of homes, which would be my home.
Don't want to see it turn torubble or gake, not yet.
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I like it and make sure the insurance is up to date
and so yeah, yeah, yeah, yesindeed, I was thinking that the
other day of the talking about ahurricane that may be coming
through its building as we speak, I'm going uh-oh, I better
check my insurance.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I saw that, so it's not going to affect you.
I don't think, unless they'retalking about the lower
Panhandle farther down.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
No, if it's that far down, we might get a little
storm out of it or something atthe outer rings.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I don't know how low you can only hope, because that
way it's kind of like wipe outand cleanse Columbia.
Maybe they need a chance tostart all over again.
Do it better.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Wipe out this place?
Yeah, great idea.
And you're moving soon, aren'tyou?
Yes, yes, yes, hopefully.
Just got a few things to sortout and then I'm going to put
the house on the market and seewhat happens.
See what happens.
I'm going to clean the housefirst.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
If you can't sell it.
There's some good arsonists uphere in Colorado.
All our fires are done by arson.
I'll send them down your way.
Okay, would you please?
They haven't caught him yet, sothey're obviously pretty good.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, I don't just just South Carolina have
bushfires like that, I don'tknow.
It's very green.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
No, because it's too humid.
They don't spread like that, soyour stuff isn't dry.
All the timber, all the groundcover up there in the mountains
dry, dry, dry.
So when one starts it just goesyeah.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Like I did in Redosio , a place I can remember, Mexico
yeah.
Or Summer Home Damn, there's aradio station there, and they
burned down too.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
They haven't signed it back on to go.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, well, summer home Damn, this is a radio
station and they burned down too.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
They haven't signed it back on.
Why would they?
Here's your insurance check.
We're done with this signalagain.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
We're done.
There's nobody here anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
They all left.
Who are we talking to Ourselves, kind of like our podcast?
Yes, we finally get to.
We got, we can finally talkabout this here because we have
always mentioned these things.
Okay, so you've had cancer,I've had cancer, but here we are
.
Okay, yes, now they're.
(16:59):
They're like 17 different formsof cancer that are coming up in
the new generation that themillennials, the generation zs,
are all getting cancer younger.
And you know one of the mainreasons they're getting cancer.
These are usually cancers inpeople over 50.
But they're getting them intheir like upper 20s, 30s, lower
40s.
Yeah, why is this group of new,these young folks, getting
(17:19):
cancer?
Do you know the number onereason why?
Costello.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I'm going to go out on a limb and say well, I
wouldn't just blame McDonald's,but fast food or processed food.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
The reason is because they're freaking fat.
Okay, obesity is the number onereason they're getting cancer
at such a young age.
They're freaking fat.
Oh really, people give us shitabout making fun of fat.
Oh, you're body shaming.
I'm not body shaming.
If you want to be fat like that, I don't care, it's up to you.
But if you want to die young,you know what?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
There have been so many women on TV these days who
look like Lizzo.
Now, when there's a group ofwomen, they have to be
ethnically diverse and, I guess,body shape diverse, and I've
noticed this since Lizzo came onthe scene.
Now these women must be going.
This is great.
We're getting workers' models.
Where's Lizzo now?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
We cancelled her, remember?
Yeah, I haven't seen Lizzo in awhile, but other people like
Kelly Clarkson and whatever,lost a lot of weight because of
the weight loss drugs that areout there, like Rigobi and
Ozempic and stuff and I don'tknow.
I think those are great.
I don't have a problem withthem.
That's just what it's going totake to get the pounds off.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Use it.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
But they need to because people are getting
cancer in their 20s and 30s,because you're freaking fat Put
that here.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Take this I've lost 20 pounds.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Put your damn phone down, get up off your ass, go
outside, move and walk.
Have some fresh air, dosomething, get at least 75 to 90
minutes a week of aerobic-typemoving exercise.
Then the other thing is you'vegot to eat right and eat the
right amount and get some sleep.
Follow those things, you'lllose weight, you'll be healthy,
(19:03):
you might live past 40.
Hey, I get to say fat, fatasses.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fatty, fat, fat Fat.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
We can talk about making fun of fat people, and
we're doing it for a good reason.
We've been saying it ever sinceday one this podcast came on.
Oh, you guys suck you body,shame people.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Nope, we're equal opportunity offenders we are.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
If you walk around and you weigh 300 pounds and
you're wearing tight yoga pants,think of the people like us who
have to walk behind you.
Okay, it's freaking gross.
Have pity for us, please.
Enough to make me join thepriesthood.
Okay, man, I don't want to seethat stuff.
I mean, you think of sex andyou look at that and go.
First thing.
My first thought is like whereis it?
(19:52):
Do you want to get some fatjokes, ed?
You know it's a good chance todo it.
Okay, we're doing it for amedical, health and scientific
reason.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, it's today's fat people's therapy.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I don't want to see another fat chick in tight yoga
pants.
Ever again, ever, ever, ever.
Get on Segovia, get on Mozipic,shed some of that freaking fat
off and get out and start movingand not only look and feel
better, but live longer.
I mean, don't you want to?
Live or not.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I think every woman, just about every woman who works
in the hospital that I have togo to is fat.
Just about every one, I wouldsay every one of them,
especially the ones in likeregistration or the offices.
They're all enormous.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, well, they sit on their butt all day, and so if
you've got a job like that,when you are off work you need
to get up and move.
You know, because if you sitboth ways home and work you're
going to be what You're going toget fat.
If you get fat, you know whatYou're going to die okay,
prematurely.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Prematurely?
Yep, because you are going todie eventually anyway, not to be
confused with Costello'spremature ejaculation.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's another thing, but this is premature, you know
from.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
That would be nice.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Premature, mature, adolescent, just anything.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'll just take it Just let it go, Just really, so
you know there's not.
I was flipping around TV and Iwas thinking, you know, there
aren't any great movies outright now.
Am I right?
Am I wrong?
I know it's summer.
I saw it last night.
I think it's the number twomovie, which is Crap.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I got Russell Crowe's in it and one of the Hemsworth
brothers is in it.
Okay, not Chris Hemsworth, liamHemsworth, I think.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
The younger one who used to be married to your buddy
, miley, my buddy, my buddy.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yes, he's got a poster folks.
He's got a poster of MileyCyrus up on the ceiling, so he
lays in bed and looks at it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well there comes a premature ejaculation.
Either that or ED erectiledysfunction.
One of the two things are goingto happen.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I thought Miley cured you of that.
That's why you never had anissue.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's right she did.
Yes, it was either that or gointo surgery.
And they said well, why don'tyou look at these pictures for a
while?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Don't look at Miley.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I said beep, beep, beep, that's right.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But yeah, it's called like Badland, no man Land,
something like that, but it'sdecent.
It's about these guys andRussell Crowe's back in Vegas
flying a drone.
He's kind of like the lookoutfor them, shoots a few things
against the bad guys.
Their job is to rescue someonewho's been taken hostage by the
bad guys.
But it's actually not bad.
(22:49):
Pretty decent.
I liked it.
Kept my attention the wholetime, so I can't give you the
name, but just check on Netflixthe number two movie.
You see Russell Crowe's New FatHead.
Sorry, russell, you're going tolose some weight too, but he's
good.
He's always good.
It's a good movie.
You'll like it.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That's really what I want to know there's only one in
that movie.
No, there's none in that movie.
There were none of the Trumpthing either.
So we're still searching forwhite women.
Yeah, I can't know wherethey're at.
They're walking to the airportwearing big, wearing stressing
yoga pants weighing 400 pounds.
Yeah, when you think of that,when you think of that, you have
to go to bed and look up atMiami so you'll feel better.
(23:30):
Okay, yeah, there you go.
Yeah, but if you can find goodmovies, I mean, have you been
watching the Olympics?
Have you been watching?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh yeah, I have actually and hey where are the
white women at.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
And the gym team, except for Simone.
Did you watch Simone last night?
Oh yeah, she's great.
She's a stinking house girl.
She's just amazing when she'son that mat flat and when she
does just a bounce she gets 12feet in the air man just from
her running position.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, 12 feet in the air.
You know, what I wanted to seeand it hasn't been on TV, that I
hear anyway was the women'srugby.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
They were featuring a woman last night because her
and her brother are bothOlympians.
I forget what sport he's in,but she's on the women's rugby
team.
She looks like she could kickeverybody's ass in this show.
Easy, she's built.
She's an's ass in this showEasy, she's built.
She's an ex-Army person Right,she's tattooed.
She's a brick shithouse andthey showed her playing it.
(24:32):
And after I'm going I said thiswoman could hurt me.
Oh yeah, yeah, you know, do theold clothes I like that you
want her to hurt you.
I think it's really neat.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I think it's really neat that women's sports are
really, really coming along.
They're rapid, right, like youknow soccer, basketball man.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Basketball's kicking butt.
Oh, basketball's amazing.
Yeah, watch this women's rugby.
They beat the crap out of eachother.
It's just a tough sport tobegin with, anyway.
Oh yeah, no pads, you'retackling, you're beating each
other.
It's rough it.
Oh yeah, no pads, you'retackling.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You're beating each other.
It's rough, it's rough.
I tell you what that womanyou're talking about I mean
there was a good interview withher.
She says look, I'm built likethis, what else am I going to do
?
Who said that?
That woman, the one, the rugby,the?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
blonde.
Oh, you saw that.
Yeah, she is, but she's.
But who is the biggest star ofthese Olympics?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Well, I think it's got to be Simone, doesn't it?
I think it's Snoop Dogg, ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
He's great I give him credit man For a guy who's a
total stoner.
He's accepted by everybody nowhe used to be.
He's a guy from Compton rightand Dionne Warwick had to bring
him in and spank him and go on.
You quit calling people bitchesin your records.
You know you.
You grew up and you have kids.
You want to do one thingbecause calling your mom a bitch
and stuff and he thought aboutthat and he changed his lyrics
ever since then and now he'saccepted things out with Martha
(25:57):
Stewart, he ran, he swam.
With Michael Phelps he's donebasketball, he tried gymnastics.
He's out there, he's doingeverything.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
He even did fencing.
He's coaching.
He was coaching his son'sfootball team in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
In Vegas.
He's been at all the events.
He's tried all the separateevents.
He's been a big cheerleader forthe US of A and that fencing
thing was funny I just thoughtSnoop doing fencing.
He scored a point, he gave it ashot.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
He's the star of the Olympics.
Oh, okay, there might besomebody at the door.
Is that your corgi?
That's my corgi, and you stillhave your corgi.
I still have my corgi.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I told my wife about your dog and what you think
you're doing and she washeartbroken.
She said you will kill that dogif you give your doggy away.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
No, I don't think so.
Yeah, you don't keep a dog andraise?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
it to a puppy and have it for seven years and go.
I'm going to give it to someoneelse.
I can't take care of it anymore.
Just get a better rack and suckup that dog here.
Costello, you keep that dog.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
That has happened.
Alison sent me one.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Is she good for Alison?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Is Alison good for you.
She's on her way to Espanaright now and then taking a boat
to Rome going on a cruise.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
But she was part of my petition before she left.
Keep the Corgi, save the corgi.
Okay, save the corgi.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, she said if you want to rehome it, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
She didn't say that Don't make that up, You're being
Trump.
She didn't say that you Trumpass.
She didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Benji, here it doesn't matter who it is.
If somebody comes in the house,like the cable guys came in
yesterday, and he's all overthem.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
My dogs do the same thing.
If you see a stranger, they gorunning up to them like it's
their long-lost master theyhaven't seen in 10 years.
There you go.
A couple of my dogs are big andit scares the crap out of
people when they do that.
They don't realize they'rerunning up to be friendly.
They see these giant dogsrunning towards them, going.
They're going to kill me.
All I want to do is jump onthem and lick them to death.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You know like oh I love you whoever you are,
big-ass dog.
You've got dogs.
They're all big.
Well, even the small one'squite big.
Well, you know what comes withbig-ass dogs, right?
Yeah, I've been cleaning someup today.
Thank you very much, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's like a hogback.
It's like a mountain that goesstraight up.
It's really funny.
One of the big dogs goes upthere and it took a shit and it
just tumbles down the mountainright back to almost against our
house.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's big piles of shit.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
We just watch it and go here.
It comes tumbling down.
I'm not going to go out thereand catch it.
It's like wait until it stopsand just go out there and pick
it up, and it just rolls downthe aisle.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I'm just you know that, and peeing I mean I put
pads down, but invariably he'llmiss them.
So that's kind of annoying.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
They're not very healthy either, I mean it's all
part of us owning animals,castiel, we own animals.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I got a nice yard he can do that in.
But anyway, I'm working on it.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I got that Russell Crowe movie.
It's good.
Back on Netflix Also, there'sanother movie that's on Hulu, so
he's got two out.
So check them both out.
They're both in the top five ofeach individual streaming
device.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay, I will, I will.
I haven't watched anything ineight years.
I haven't done anything ineight years.
Well, there's a new show.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Your new show is coming up soon American Idol.
You watch that, right?
Yeah, that's okay.
Well, the mystery's over.
Who's taking Katy Perry's place?
Oh, yeah, right, who is it?
Carrie Underwood?
Who, carrie Underwood?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Oh, I thought you said it was going to be one of
the winners, one of thecontestants.
Well, she was a contestant.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
She won many years ago.
Oh, all right, cool, that's howshe became famous.
I've got to tell you, she wonlike season three, four,
something like that, and she wasone of the ones in the early
days that Idle's own was growinglike 50 million viewers.
It just boom, went to the top.
So yeah, she's taking KatyPerry's book.
She's the first one, I guess,who was a winner.
(30:13):
I would come back and be ajudge.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Hey, why not?
Oh no, that works out well.
I'm kind of bored of Katy Perryanyway.
Really, I thought she was funnyon there.
I thought I was getting alittle old for her.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
She wants to leave the focus on her new CD out.
Have you heard it?
It's her new single.
It's a woman's world.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Oh yeah, it's called.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's it, yeah, and they're all in her video.
Where are the white women at?
That's it.
Yeah, and they're all in hervideo.
Okay, she's walking around Likeshe's like Katie's like 42.
Now she's like she barely gotanything on, which is okay by me
, but that's good, that was agood part.
Yeah, it's called, it's awoman's world, so, and, and it
just says that.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, we have a you and I are Katie's bitches.
Okay, yeah, that's it.
That's it, kamala's bitches.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Well, I like her now.
Come on, we got a better poolif we wanted to win.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Maybe we should change the name of the show.
Maybe that will make all thedifference.
Kamala's bitches.
Kamala's bitches.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
They do have.
A couple of some actors havecome out.
Jeff Bridges lead the way.
He's got a thing on theinternet and social media.
It's called White Men forComedy.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh, really Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
It's just a bunch of white actors who are on it, of
course, who are for VicePresident Harris, for Kamala, so
you're going oh, white men forKamala.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Well, all they really need, they're just waiting.
Would you be talking aboutTaylor Swift?
I would be.
Why I call her that name, Idon't know, but if she turns her
fans, her eligible fans, tellsthem what to do.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
She may not have to, because the Swifties are already
saying that.
They're saying everyone banbehind Vice President Harris,
even before Taylor gave theendorsement.
They're all excited about it.
They think she's going to do it.
I know she will too, but yeah,they're out there banning
already.
Big wave of Swifties for Harris, you know.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, I mean it gets everybody involved, and it does
seem to me that there's just awhole new kind of a refreshing
breeze blowing through thecountry and I want to get a red
hat and put Kamala made itbetter or something.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well, I mean, she's got all the money raised and
everyone's feeling pretty goodabout it.
It's like there's a newexcitement, a new energy.
So we got 90 days untilElection Day August, september,
october, three more months.
If the feeling stays that way,like I said earlier, don't know
how she can lose.
Don't know how she can lose.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Well, I mean.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
So they got this club White Men for Camel.
Okay, it's a cricket club withthe cricket sound effects ready.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
okay, black Men for Trump, I hear crickets yeah,
even the crickets don't want toplay.
Black Women for Trump.
You're quite out there.
I met this woman who said she'sfrom Jews for Trump.
You realize that his dad was aNazi, don't you?
(33:26):
It's like what I go.
Yeah, he used to send them lotsof money.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Jews for Trump.
Oh gosh, I wouldn't havethought that.
Maybe because of the New Yorkties.
I don't know.
That's kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah, yeah, crickets for Trump.
That'll work.
I'll find someone and put it inthe edit.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Well, we'll have one Next week.
We're going to have, andSandeep is going to be on
Wednesday.
He's our India correspondent.
He's our India correspondent.
He's going to be on next weekbecause he actually knows JD
Vance's wife, who's from India.
Oh, okay, cool.
They went to the same collegetogether, so he knows her.
So we'll get the inside scoopof how she feels still being
(34:10):
married to JD and all thisstuff's coming out, especially
with Trump.
She's from India.
Now she turned black.
Now she turned Indian again.
What do you think of JD's wife?
You think JD's wife Melanie?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
hangs out together.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You think JD's wife Melanie hang out together?
Can you picture that scene?
Ew, your skin is kind of dark.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Darky, you're darky, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
We both have kids.
I got to say reading something.
I feel sorry for Barron Trump,18,.
He just graduated high schooland the people at the school
said, you know, he can be kindof like, have a good sense of
humor, quick wit, likes to havefun, but they never saw him at
football games, he never went toschool dances, never went to
(34:58):
any social events and they justfelt bad because of his
situation.
She kept him isolated and alone, kind of like mommy oversaw him
and just guarded him like crazy, knowing that family she could
be banging him.
I mean, I don't know a littleincestual thing.
(35:18):
You know, melania and Barrett.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Well, I saw Daddy doing it to somebody else, so I
figured it was good.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Well, you got to grab him.
You got to grab him right thereby the pussy.
You got to grab him.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, like a one-eyed cat peeking through a seafood
store.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
But yeah, I was reading that and I said I feel
bad for that kid because hewanted to participate, he wanted
to have friends.
He wanted to be because he's inhigh school.
It was a dramatic time for some, or it was a fun time for me.
I had a great time, but hecouldn't participate.
Melanie kept him away from thatstuff.
Dad, of course, was never home.
(35:57):
He didn't know shit about hisson anyway.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Surprise, what's his name?
Again?
And the mom is who?
What, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Oh, poor old Baron.
Well, baron, I got somethingfor Baron.
Do you use it on his mom?
There you go, give your mommyone of those.
See what happens she kept himin line.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
man Melania kept him in line.
Either she's spanking him forbeing a parent or she's spanking
him for another kinky boy.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Between that and the Secret Service guy, she's very
busy.
Yeah, you're right.
It's interesting, though, thatwe don't see her anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I mean he's very smart in her part.
Well, she can go out there andfake, fake, support, fake, like
she supports him after all thishe just found guilty for paying
off a porn star.
She must be a part of that.
And he's going to smile likeeverything's okay, it's alright,
it's not.
No, it isn't.
I wonder, perhaps when it'sover, she'll just divorce him.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
He doesn't smile like everything's okay, it's all
right, it's not.
No, no, it isn't.
I wonder.
Perhaps, when it's over, she'lljust divorce him, of course, if
he's got any money left.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I would say I don't know what her prenup is.
You know there's got to be one,and it's probably been updated
when he was running forpresident as well too.
So you know there's one whoknows what's in there.
I mean, what's she get?
He's not a minor anymore, heturned 18.
So child support that's not theone that he didn't have to do
that.
So she has her own life.
So she's going.
Why would I do it?
(37:26):
I don't have to sleep in thebedroom with him.
I don't have to be with him, Idon't have to see him.
I just live here and have agreat time taking care of my son
.
You know pretty soon she'sgoing to be an empty nest.
He's going to go to collegesomewhere.
Then what is she going to do?
Good point Her whole purposewas taking time off to raise her
son.
Now he's going to go to collegethis fall and Melania is going
(37:48):
to be going.
Oh God.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I wonder where he could go to college, where he's
going to probably get beaten up.
Or I mean the guy you know hisdad's really done a number on
him, because now you know, likehim or not, nobody likes his dad
, or at least you know when he'dbe the kid I'd be Well if
you're like Redneck, you likeyour dad.
Great, you might as well go tolike the Appalachian State
College, then Appalachian State,yeah, north Carolina, there you
(38:17):
go.
Yep, just what I was thinking.
Their mascot's a hillbilly witha jug of moonshine, you get it.
What was the one in Morgantownthen West Virginia Mountaineers?
Oh, that was just West VirginiaUniversity.
They were.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Mountaineers their mascot, dressed like Davy Crack.
Oh, I remember that.
Yeah, the difference betweenthe hillbilly with the moonshine
and the Davy Crockett.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
West.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Virginia mountaineers up in Morgan.
What else does that part say?
Outside of the college, theygot nothing.
There's a prison up there andthen there's a university.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
And then it's woodland and it's a shithole.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
And then you hit a bigger shithole Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
That's right across the line you're in.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Pennsylvania.
They did a lot of work to turnPittsburgh around.
They got IT jobs there.
Now they made the downtowndifferent people moving down
there.
The new millennials are movingin.
It's not such a blue collarit's slowly evolving into.
That's kind of cool.
I'm going to use the wordyuppie.
It's kind of like I'm going touse the word yuppie, you know,
but it's kind of like that.
It's IT people.
It's young IT, fat people.
(39:25):
They're going to be dead soon,they're going to have cancer
soon and they'll be dying soon.
So bye-bye.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, no biggie.
So you know, just go to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
So, look, I'm sitting on my phone.
On my phone.
Am I going outside?
Am I playing with my phone?
Stay at my phone some more.
What's that Walk?
What's that Eat?
I can do that Computer.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
That's all I do Computer and eat Computer and
eat Phone, phone Phone.
I can put on some yoga pants.
I'm ready to go.
Oh my god, that's what gets mewhen they have those thongs on
and you can either see themthrough the pants or they.
The pants are low enough thatthe top of their thongs are
quite.
Are you thinking, uh, you'rethinking camel?
(40:11):
No, I wasn't, I was thinkingthe other side actually.
But yeah, that too.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Oh, the Baby Ruth side Okay.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah, it's like oh man, Jeez, this is too much.
It's just, I just don't get it.
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
We'll see what happens between now and next
week, because every time wealways go well, we don't have to
talk about India anymorebecause nothing else is going to
happen.
Well, something does, and herecomes the weekend coming up, so
who knows what the hell is goingto happen.
So all I know is next weekwe're going to have Sandeep on.
He's going to talk about JDVance's wife.
They went to college together.
They know each other, so itshould be interesting to see
what Sandeep has to say.
(40:51):
It.
It will be Indeed it will beSandeep did promise me that
between now and next week he'sgoing to stay Indian.
He will not turn black.
I said, if you do, you're goingto change your name from
Sandeep to something else.
It's kind of like a deadgiveaway there.
What's your name?
Sandeep Wicca.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh no, wicca, We'll see what happens in the next
week, as we should by then haveproducers and stuff.
I don't know if they'll makeany difference to us
particularly, but hopefully morepeople will be joining the
merry thongs of the originallycanceled radio guys, which is
myself and Costello and ChrisBailey, otherwise known as Chris
(41:36):
and Costello.
It sounds better that way, andwell you know.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
The original cast old used to be black guys.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
So there you go.
Used to be black guys yes wedid I was born a poor black
child.
Yes, I was Squeal, anthony.
I squeal at the poor.
Thank you very much, right oncue.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You're going up those tight yoga pants.
Get up there, get in there.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Oh, that Trump's hugging it all.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Get your britches down.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Get your britches down.
Get them down, britches in theway.
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