May 6, 2025 • 26 mins
In this wild and unpredictable episode, Chris Bailey and Costello sit down for a satirical and hilarious conversation with none other than Ukrainian President Zelenskyy. From political stress and global affairs to vacations, music, and even traffic tickets, this episode is packed with witty banter, sharp commentary, and unexpected twists.
We dive into Zelenskyy's "current situation" in Saudi Arabia, the ongoing peace talks, and the role of drones in modern warfare, all while balancing humor with insightful takes on politics, sports, and personal reflections. Whether you're here for the political satire, the unfiltered conversations, or just some good laughs, this one’s a must-watch!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, is that a Bailey over there?
Oh, original canceled radioguys, we are.
Yeah, I gotta tell you.
Does it show that I'm glowing?
I'm in such a good mood today?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You do seem to be radiating something other than
an interesting odor.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Usually a fart, but today I'm radiating happiness.
Okay, oh, happy, happy.
I'm so freaking happy.
Here's the new saying.
Say it with me Good day to havea great day.
The good day to have a greatday.
The good day to have a greatday.
That's right the reason I'm sohappy, because it's like, uh,
not john b political, okay, butwhen trump first won a few years
, four years ago, yes, I wasreally stressed out.
I think we all work on oh yeah,so new and weird and we heard
(00:35):
about it and we stressed over itevery day.
Now we kind of know what toexpect and stuff.
So he's doing his thing and Idon't care.
I talked to a couple of peopletoday who are affected by it.
One lost his job because heworked for the government.
Okay.
Another one's affected by someof the cuts that he's had.
I feel really bad for him.
I just is he going to affectyou, costello soon?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
probably deportation is he going to?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
affect me soon with money, all this, probably so
grocery store and stuff, I don'tknow hell yeah, he is.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
He is and definitely will answer.
As for deportation, well, Ihave, I have a green card, so I
am relatively safe.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh, I was hoping you could practice your queen wave
as you're going back to England.
Bye-bye oh.
Look, I've got the black death.
He's going back to England,Bye-bye, oh look, I've got the
black death.
Oh no, I was going to say youdidn't wipe too well, you got
picked up something.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I don't know, God, if you've got any feces that color
man, you've got a problem FecesJust remember, it's a good day
to have a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
A great day.
How's your constitution?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Another reason I'm happy is because you took a
vacation earlier.
You went to Hawaii.
I did Well.
Next week I'll be sending insnippets from my vacation from
Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So the canceled guys go to Jamaica minus one.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, I'm a rum guy man.
I couldn't go to a better place.
They got some of the best rum.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Their favorite one I can't remember the name because
I haven't been there like fiveyears.
You can bring it back, but youcan't buy it anywhere in this
country.
You can't order it.
So I'm going to bring back asmuch Rome as I freaking can.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Hook me up to an IAB and just be Rasta man for a
while.
Just get a little boat and geta couple of big barrels and tow
them behind you and just row toFlorida.
We're going to Florida anyway,so you can Not that far.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I can stop in Cuba, gas up, and then get on the Key
West.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That'll work out great, yeah, that'll work.
There's no immigration problemsin Key West, you just go
straight in.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's going to be awful.
I'll just let you know.
I checked the weather there formy trip next week.
Every day is going to be sunnyand 85.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Just saying Beautiful .
Well, we've got sunny and 79here right now and it is
unfortunately I'm inside, but itis beautiful.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The unfortunate thing is like I'm in Denver, colorado
, and you've got 79 degrees inColumbia, south Carolina.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, that's the only downside of it you know, I was
just seeing my cardiologist andfor those that don't know and
are new here, I had a bigepisode.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
He put me in Was it a single bypass?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
A double no no.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Triple, quadruple.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's quadruple, quadruple, quadruple.
So it's been over a year anyway.
And I went to go see mycardiologist nice guy Schultz,
his name is Dr Schultz, andanyway.
So he said, yeah, I'll see youin a year.
I said not, I just want to getout of Columbia.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Man, don't say that to me Freaked the guy out, man.
He thought you were on asuicide mission or something.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I guess I mean you know Well, I mean, some people
love it here and some peoplejust don't.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And this guy.
We have our big guest today,which is.
Ukrainian President Zelensky.
I mean, it's just like wetalked to our producer Chesney
who does?
Our social media queens and wego it's time to get our first
big guest.
Can you get us Zelensky?
She goes tall order.
So we just checked in and he'sgoing.
They love those guys.
We're going say what he agreedto.
(04:09):
He's not on the line yet, butwe're going to get him in a few
minutes.
I'm just really stoked aboutthat.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It certainly should be.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I just wonder what kind of mood he's in after the
ask-go-at-Trump at the WhiteHouse.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think he's over that now after going to Europe
and people being pleasant to him.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
He's just working on getting money, weapons and stuff
and while they're stillstarting some peace talks as
well too.
But they should.
But he bombed the heck out ofMoscow the other day with drones
.
That's pretty funny, do?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
you know what I didn't?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
hear anything about that Kind of hard not to.
It's like it was in Moscow too,with drone attacks.
He's going.
Let me stick it to you.
Stick it to you just one moretime.
Yeah, because after thatmeeting in the White House, the
Republicans are going.
He was rude, he was nasty, he'snot thankful.
That's not the way I saw it.
I mean I'm looking at anonpolitical sense.
He's always been grateful,always been thankful, always
(04:57):
been gracious.
I thought he was set up inthere, but everyone's going to
make it political and go backand forth.
He said, no, he was mean, no,he was nice.
Just, you know, you saw whatyou saw.
We looked it for our own eyes.
We have our own opinion, andLindsey Graham was so excited he
threw his panties at him.
He was upset.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I must maybe hang around the Capitol and just yell
at Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yes.
So Lindsey says hi, you have tosay to Lindsey Graham.
Yeah.
So Lindsey says hi, Do you see?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
do you see, you have to say to Lindsey Graham don't
get your panties in the waterokay, there you go, don't spit
the dummy.
Yeah, if your state likes thatguy again, what am I going to?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
do with you.
Come on, I mean, it's likeTexas, it's the same thing.
Remember that idiot governor.
He's still there saying it'sminus zero, because everything
stops.
You can be minus, one minus,but if you're minus zero, in
other words you're absolute zero.
Everything, all the littlemicrobes and atoms, they stop
(05:52):
right.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Math was not his forte.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I guess not Physics either, even just common sense.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Is it Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
He's just confused Well either I mean you know
either one or the other,confused.
Well, either I mean you knoweither one or the other, but
that is so cold is where youtouch something like a metal rod
and it shatters into pieces.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
In fact, they've never actually got it cold
enough to find out what actuallyhappens, kind of like the icy
relationship between Trump andZelensky, and we'll talk to
President Zelensky about thatwhen we have him on in a few
minutes here.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, we can.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But remember today's a good day to have a great day,
great day it's actually fun.
I asked you, costello this weekwhat are you listening to?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh, I didn't know we were doing me this week.
That's fine.
We do each other every week,all right, fine.
Well, actually it's goodbecause I had this all ready for
our last outing and this is 45years years old now.
It's like bloody hell.
How did that happen?
Band called the clash didn'tsound like him at all, which is
why I really I know clash, weall know the clash yeah, well,
this came off their triple albumcalled sanadista over there.
(06:50):
There wasn't a bad track on it,man, but it was.
It's kind of like the beatleswhite album.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It was experimental and this is rocking the casbah
with this oh, hell, no, we'reway past that oh no, no
officiant, can we hear?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
it.
Yeah, we can and we will injust a second.
It's called lose this skin.
As you hear, that's not yournormal, normal clash.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yes, you really like that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I love that song, I love that song Because at the
very end of it it has bagpipesthe music part sounded good but
what the hell with the vocals?
Well, that's T-Man Dog.
He was a guy back in Britain inthe late 70s.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
He liked to sing after inhaling a helium balloon.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It was just the way he sang.
He was like a reggae singer.
It wasn't intentional to befunny.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's just the way he sang, that's right.
He's probably still singingSkin I'm imprisoning.
I'm going to lose this skin I'mimprisoning.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Favorite line coming up here, bagpipes Knock the
noose.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Not at all.
There are people out theredigging that going damn.
That's wonderful.
Who would dig that I did Well?
People like me.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm sorry it's not possible.
Were you doing 80s cocaine whenyou first heard that?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Probably Probably Very likely.
That album came out and welistened to it.
God man, what is this?
And then that just hit me.
It's just like whoa.
I want that played at myfuneral.
I've always said that, just incase it comes that yeah, the
Billy Goat song, yeah, but yousee this, oh, there's a line in
(08:42):
there.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I give you credit.
Thank for bringing outsomething that's got some years
on it.
It's this different that you'relistening to and I've always
wondered about your taste inmusic.
With the punk music from the80s 90s.
You like that stuff but youdon't like.
You like the obscure, reallyoff the, but you know that's
okay.
What's in the?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
cup man.
What do you drink?
Oh, bailey's and coffee.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I thought so.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And a little more Bailey's.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Hey, I'm going to talk to Bailey Bailey.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
My choice is a little different this week.
So what I'm listening to isnothing like that.
He looks kind of punkish andstuff, but he's really mucked up
his body a lot though.
But you know what?
I like him a lot.
He sings good.
He's actually crossing over toa lot of country stuff now, so
I'm listening to Post Malonewith Morgan Wallen.
I need some help and let's doit Country man A little bit,
(09:32):
just a little bit.
It's a good leader.
Man, it's a good leader.
Okay, you got a lot of nerve,don't you baby?
I only hit the curb because youmade me I had some help.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It ain't like I can make this kind of mess all by
myself.
Don't act like you ain't helpedme pull that bottle off the
shelf.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Good right, it's very poppy, yes, poppy, country
poppy.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's good Poppy country.
Yes, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
It's good fast lyrics .
It's good driving down the road, if that comes on.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh, definitely that.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Start driving 80, 90 miles an hour going.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I need some help Getting another ticket, another
one, did you get one recently?
I did have ticket, another one,did you get one recently?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Have you got one since our?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I got one in Utah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh, you did.
Oh, was that the dark glass,wasn't it?
Because I was just thinkingabout that.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
That was a guy driving an unmarked Dodge
Charger.
I'm admiring the car as I'mzipping by at 91 miles an hour.
I'm five miles to the ColoradoState line, so I figure I'm safe
.
I'm in that little window for acrossover and, nope, that guy's
pulling people over.
At the last, a Utah StatePatrol and a Dodge Charger on my
car.
I told the guy I said I got youknow I like your car.
Thank you, licensedregistration Insurance proof
(10:42):
You're going to need some help.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Just ask Post Malone cancelled radio guys that we are
.
Yes, we are, we are.
Now I've got the note from ourlovely producer that we might
have somebody on the line.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I'm just reading a text and we're just going after
that Billy Goat Clash song thatshe's quit Better not God, go
back to frickin' frack again, ohJesus.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And you'll listen to this alone in Columbia, south
Carolina.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
The Billy Goat song by the Clash 45 years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I think it's at least that I can remember seeing all
the posters all over London backthen.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
The good news is the song has held up so well after
all these years.
There's other ones on there.
I would hope so, and maybeyou'll feature one of those next
week.
Maybe I can.
If we're still on, I could dothat.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, I mean because it was right at that time that I
left England and just flew intoNew York with a big bag going
I'm not staying long, honestlyThen why do you have tissues and
a tattle in your bag?
Well, you never know.
I was told you had to bringthese.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Just got a notice here that we have Ukrainian
President Zelensky is actuallyon.
He is.
Where is he at?
He's in Saudi Arabia, Playingit safe in a bunker there in
Saudi Arabia where they'rehaving peace talks.
Obviously, question about thepeace talks, because he's in a
bunker there as well too.
Let's find out.
We got him on.
It's a pleasure to have you on.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
You're right, I am in the presence of two great
American radio guys.
Thank you, biff and Fellow?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
No, no, it's Christian Costello.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Where do we get this guy?
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Well, it's an ultra great story.
Hey, I didn't notice that.
I thought it was kind of funnythat you did this big drone
attack on bomb Russia the otherday, you know.
So I guess the peace talks aregoing on, but it's kind of funny
that you bombed him.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Were you a part of that, of that thrown to me like
toy?
You know, I look and I seemaybe putin in this building.
Boom, I press button, boom, wego again.
Boom, I miss him.
Never mind, we look over here.
It's a big toy, we fly, we fly.
We think we'd see putin again.
Boom, boom, boom.
I love this toy, this toy.
It is good, it is good.
It's better than any Trump boom, boom.
So there up yours, you rottenbastard.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Hey damn, I said like that echo he's put on top 40
stations back in the day.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Well, you know.
I mean, he said he's in a,probably in a toilet, who knows?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's not like he's in a toilet.
I didn't know.
He had so much fun blowingstuff up.
He's changed since the lasttime I've seen him, so anyway, I
know you're in Saudi Arabia.
You're down there, you're doingpeace talks right now.
Right, is that what you guysare doing, peace?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
talks.
I want a peace, I do, I do, butI'm going to miss my little
drones, my little drones that gobig, boom.
You know, I go over to Kremlinand I go.
Maybe Putin is in there havinga blowjob or something, maybe.
So I go in there and I say boom, boom, got you, you stinking
piece of slimy yashishnuf, whichis Russian for piece of shit.
(13:45):
So really I'm calling you apiece of shit, piece of shit
about as low as you can go Boom,boom.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
He loves the boom, boom man.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
He does like that, doesn't he?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
but that's on.
Boom, boom here in my room.
I don't know if you're talkingabout a slimy piece of crap.
Is trump or putin, or maybeboth, I don't know.
But you do want peace, is thatright, sir?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
you do want peace, my name is sadinsky, I make it a
piece.
He, no, make it a piece.
He just want to build on lawsonfront and go oh, aren aren't I
so very fucking clever?
Look at me, look at me with mybig fancy hotel.
They go bankrupt.
Yeah right, that's what youwant.
But I'm telling you now, mrBoom Boom, mr Boom Boom, throw
your pants on fire.
(14:24):
Hey, we make a peace, not you.
Piss off.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
That's diplomacy for you.
Piss off.
I guess you like that, I thinkhe's making boom boom in the
bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
That's all the echo going on Boom boom in the
bathroom.
I hope our transmission's okay.
We're really glad you're on,but I did have to ask you a
notice that you've been coming alot getting money and weapons
to keep the fight going, to keepfreedom going in Ukraine.
You've changed clothes.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Now You're wearing this.
It's like this Star Trek beamme up type shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Tell us about your shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Is that what you call that thing, or what is that?
Maybe you can buy that at thegift shop at the Kremlin.
That's a new thing.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Why don't you bring your wife anymore?
Is that why you're dressing up,are you?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
kidding I bring a wife.
No, no, when I wear my new, doyou see this?
You like this my, you like thismy new Star Trek special
Bomb-proof vest.
You see what it does is itattracts the American ladies
because they're right here.
Do you see the top part, righthere, where I have the little
emblem and the American women?
It's the big emblem, aboom-boom emblem.
(15:26):
They go boom-boom, a bit likeTrump.
He go boom-boom, but I don'twant the boom, I just want the
boom-boom with the ladies' bigboos.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I don't know if he's talking boom boom, but is it
boobs or boom or?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
bummer.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I can't tell what he's going on.
Sir President Zelensky, I knowyou're in Saudi and Trump's not
there, for obvious reasons.
You guys are on the out, butMarco Rubio is there, so he's
leading the peace talk.
How does Secretary say Rubio?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
He's got a stupid name and he's even stupider to
look at.
I cannot stand the little sheet.
I don't need people like him totalk peace, I talk peace, I
talk peace.
Not only that, I have dronesthat go boom boom.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, that's pretty convincing.
I mean, if I had a friend whohad drones that went boom, boom,
well, that's pretty convincing.
I mean if I had a friend whohad drones that went boom, boom.
I guess I'd let him havewhatever he wanted.
So you know, good luck to you,mate.
I mean, we're behind you.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
We appreciate you coming on there and, no idea,
you go back and play the boomboom.
Okay, the boom boom, unless yougot some drones for Christmas
or something, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
The drones, the boom boom and the boom boom.
I think it might have beendropped on his head the boom
boom.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What was that song?
The boom boom back in my room.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You don't remember that song I remember something
about bring on the boom boom.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You still don't remember what it was, but I just
remember it was the boom boomback in my room, the boom boom,
so it reminds me of that.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Tell you what if?
Is it Radio at?
This is our new, the cancelledradioguyscom.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
More than likely, the cancelled thing will be
happening today, after the clashsong with the billy goat, after
President Zelensky echoinginside a toilet bowl in his
bathroom in Costello's home inColumbia, south Carolina.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
It is.
You know I mean, but it's allvery good stuff.
Good stuff.
You know why it's.
You know I mean, but it's allvery good stuff, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You know why?
It's a good day to have a greatday.
A great day, yes.
What is it?
Dig it on the left dig it onthe right.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Pick up two, five.
That was an inside joke, butthere you go.
But you know it's been a lot offun, Of course, you know, we're
getting things out of uniform,boom, boom.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh well, I can, so I just forgot to put them on.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well, don't let it happen again.
And school ties next time,please.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'm sorry, Don't scold me.
I'm sorry you go in corner andgo boom boom.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Don't make me sit in the corner and listen to that
class song over and over.
Oh that was a good one.
Yeah Well, you know I mean youdon't like that.
I can understand, kind of, it'sgot no damn taste.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I would talk sports with you, but it probably won't
go anywhere.
But this weekend is thePlayers' Championship in Punta
Vigia, Florida, right above StAugustine.
There it's one of the biggesttournaments of the year.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's the first big year of the year.
You're talking about golf.
I'll be watching that.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I'm excited about that.
For the Masters, this is not amajor.
We'll say this should be thefifth major.
It's so popular, it's so big,hardcore, it's a lot of money.
But the first major is theMasters and he's saving himself
for that.
Well, I heard that he got hurt.
Yeah, that's why he's trying toget healthy to play the Masters
.
Oh, I see Okay.
He may or may not, I don't know18 holes, so he's a freaking
(18:33):
walker.
I thought I was bad.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Hey, we should get with him.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Remember it used to be like when Tiger was at his
peak.
Everyone goes I want to playlike Tiger.
Well, you know what Now I do?
Because he's come to my level.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So you and Tiger should make a good threesome on
the course there.
I mean so that your cousin'sname Ben over.
Just kidding, sorry, yes, youshould be as well, god damn it.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But anyway, I play Also.
The football free agencystarted.
There's been a lot of moves infootball, but you probably know
I have seen a few things.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I see that Mr Swift is contemplating.
I thought he'd retire.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
He hasn't made the announcement yet if he's going
to or not.
He's just enjoying theoff-season, chilling, taking a
little time hanging with Tata.
Tata's not on tour for thefirst time in three years, it
seems like and his footballseason's over, so they're just
contemplating what to do.
Should we get married?
Should we have a little baby?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Should we get really tired of each other's rotten
personalities?
Should we break up?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't know what they're going to do, I don't
know.
I'm just happy we haven't hadto hear about them in the past
month.
It's been kind of a nice month.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I've been quiet.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Well, that's because of Boom Boom taking on all the
problems.
Part of the reason is it's agood day to have a great day.
A great day, a great day,football mood.
Justin Fields left Pittsburgh.
He's now the new quarterback inNew York Jets.
Since the, I can bring backAaron Rodgers.
Oh, really One of his bestreceivers, Devontae Adams.
He left the Raiders to go tothe Jets to play with him had a
(20:05):
two-year big deal with the LosAngeles Rams.
They're going to have onemassive, explosive offense man.
I'm looking forward to watchingthe Rams.
It's just the beginning.
All kinds of deals going on.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I look forward to football coming back.
Of course we'll have the summerfootball that you say is going
to go nowhere.
I don't care, I don't careabout summer football.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
It's like watching the replacement team.
Remember the movie theReplacements, with our great
actor we just had, gene Hackman.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Oh yeah, they said that there was something strange
about what happened to him, notreally, you know what's sad.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
His wife had the Hunter virus Right, which is a
virus you pick up from mouseshit.
Yeah, it works in therespiratory.
She just couldn't breathe andwas just dropped dead.
He lived a week after shepassed with the advanced stage
of Alzheimer's he had.
Oh honey you're on the floor,12,000-foot house.
He probably didn't even runinto her, even though she was
gone.
That's the problem.
My dad had Alzheimer's.
They don't know anything.
(20:54):
They don't know what to do.
They don't know how to feedhimself.
When they did the autopsy hehad no food in his stomach.
Wow, probably hasn't eaten inabout a week.
It's amazing it probably kickedin with congestive heart
failure.
After that, no food dehydration, 95 years old.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Dehydration is a big thing.
Yeah, so that could kill youright there.
Yeah, they just said it wasn'tas simple as carbon monoxide
poisoning, so it probably wasn'teven that anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No, they discounted that, so she died of the
hantavirus.
Miscounted that, so she died ofthe hantavirus.
He died of heart failure.
And what did the dog die of?
They left him in a crateDehydration.
Oh shit.
They thought he was in a crate.
They said just a little bit ofwater.
You know, it's like a triple.
It's a good Greek.
They were dog deaths.
They loved their dogs.
So the dog just came back fromthe vet.
That's why he was in the crate.
(21:38):
So she put the dog there in thecrate.
She dies to hunt the virus.
The same day she went shoppingand got the dog from the vet and
the dog stayed in the crate allthis time and Gene Hackman was
only around for a week, notknowing where he's at, what to
do.
Because you don't know to feedyourself.
Your brain doesn't say hey, I'mhungry, you just don't know.
It's just a really crap disease.
In fact my dad had scared thecrap.
I make sure I don't get that.
(21:59):
I read a book a week.
I read all the time.
I'm just always trying to makemy brain think You're trying to
get your brain going yeah, it'sa good idea, then you set me
back 10 years by playing thatdamn class song.
Did anybody fuck me up?
I?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
could find worse.
I have worse.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Right now it's going.
What the hell is that?
Would you like to hear?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
a little more of it.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
What Don't you dare?
You're going to play some more.
I'll be gone.
I'm signing off now.
I'm out of here.
Bye-bye.
It's a good day to have a greatday.
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Good day to have a clash day.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I can't wait to hear what you bring next week.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, I'll get something else off that album.
Triple album oh, please doSomething that's.
Do you know what?
They do?
Things like that.
That's good.
They do things like that, sothat was great.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
They filled the triple album with the Billy Goat
song.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Well, there are other ones that are a little strange
as well, that's true, please,pick one that's good next week.
I think that's the best one ofmy personal oh that can't be the
best one.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
The guy seems like he's a helium.
Billy Goat the music was good.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh yeah, so much.
Now you've got to remember thiswas in the height of the punk,
or new punk, era.
70, what 77?
It's been 78.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm really sorry I missed that song during that
time.
It never got radio play, I canguarantee you I was too busy
tripping out the pink floor, Ididn't go.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Us, Us, Us, oh, yeah there you go oh well, we got
over metal.
Metal, wasn't it that did that?
It was that dark side of themoon.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I used to get a plastic bag and tie it in knots
like a dry-cleaning bag, a longone.
I'd get a bucket of water onthe floor and light it.
Listen to Pete Floyd, be allkind of screwed up and just
watch it drop.
He'd go Hit the white and leaktrails.
I'm sitting there going whoaman.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, you see, about that, time I'd time, I'd even
couldn't afford any other, anyother techno show.
That was it for me.
Well, I was out on the roadwith various bands and people
who ended up being very, very um, a well-known and, uh,
influential in the rock and rollscene, which I didn't realize
at the time, I told you.
I told you about uh gingerbaker didn't I yeah yeah, got
him fired.
He's a shit, just just I'llexplain for our listeners.
(23:59):
Okay, I was a roadie for agentleman called vince crane and
you wouldn't know who he was.
You might know the song fire hedid.
That, that was uh but no thatsong.
I know that one right and he wasin a band called, uh, atomic
rooster.
Well, atomic rooster stillgoing, actually, but not with
him.
He died a few years ago.
Um, but anyway, I used to.
I toured around with him as his, uh, technical guy, kind of
like a roadie, but a little morethan that.
(24:20):
And, oh man, you'd just bemeeting all these people.
And I'm like Ian Pace and I metAnnie Lennox before she was in
Rhythmic Annie.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, and then playing, hearing live bands.
You'd do the club circuit.
You'd just go, that was hugethen, oh it, yep, marshmallow
Wiki, wiki, wiki.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Sad, isn't it?
I wonder you know what?
I bet you anything like thelive band thing should be going
should be pretty well going herein Colombia.
I mean, we're at least 10 to 15years behind everything else.
Oh, you haven't caught up yetthat you don't do bands anymore?
No, I think they're probablyjust starting to do them, so
maybe it's a good thing.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Ah, yes, Well, I mean we are ex-radio guys?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yes, we are, which goes back a few years, not that
long, like any radio guys do.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
when a show is done, what do we have to do?
We have to sign off.
We do so.
Once again, it's been fun today.
It's like it's a good day tohave a great day.
Or you're like Casey Keep yourfeet Boom boom, boom boom, boom,
boom, boom boom boom, boom,boom, boom, boom boom boom, boom
, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
(25:32):
boom boom, boom boom boom, boom,boom boom boom, boom, boom,
boom boom boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boomboom.
Hey, is that a Bailey over there?
Oh, original canceled radioguys, we are.
Yeah, I gotta tell you.
Does it show that I'm glowing?
I'm in such a good mood today?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You do seem to be radiating something other than
an interesting odor.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Usually a fart, but today I'm radiating happiness.
Okay, oh, happy, happy.
I'm so freaking happy.
Here's the new saying.
Say it with me Good day to havea great day.
The good day to have a greatday.
The good day to have a greatday.
That's right the reason I'm sohappy, because it's like, uh,
not john b political, okay, butwhen trump first won a few years
, four years ago, yes, I wasreally stressed out.
I think we all work on oh yeah,so new and weird and we heard
(00:35):
about it and we stressed over itevery day.
Now we kind of know what toexpect and stuff.
So he's doing his thing and Idon't care.
I talked to a couple of peopletoday who are affected by it.
One lost his job because heworked for the government.
Okay.
Another one's affected by someof the cuts that he's had.
I feel really bad for him.
I just is he going to affectyou, costello soon?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
probably deportation is he going to?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
affect me soon with money, all this, probably so
grocery store and stuff, I don'tknow hell yeah, he is.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
He is and definitely will answer.
As for deportation, well, Ihave, I have a green card, so I
am relatively safe.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh, I was hoping you could practice your queen wave
as you're going back to England.
Bye-bye oh.
Look, I've got the black death.
He's going back to England,Bye-bye, oh look, I've got the
black death.
Oh no, I was going to say youdidn't wipe too well, you got
picked up something.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I don't know, God, if you've got any feces that color
man, you've got a problem FecesJust remember, it's a good day
to have a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
A great day.
How's your constitution?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Another reason I'm happy is because you took a
vacation earlier.
You went to Hawaii.
I did Well.
Next week I'll be sending insnippets from my vacation from
Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So the canceled guys go to Jamaica minus one.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, I'm a rum guy man.
I couldn't go to a better place.
They got some of the best rum.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Their favorite one I can't remember the name because
I haven't been there like fiveyears.
You can bring it back, but youcan't buy it anywhere in this
country.
You can't order it.
So I'm going to bring back asmuch Rome as I freaking can.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Hook me up to an IAB and just be Rasta man for a
while.
Just get a little boat and geta couple of big barrels and tow
them behind you and just row toFlorida.
We're going to Florida anyway,so you can Not that far.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I can stop in Cuba, gas up, and then get on the Key
West.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That'll work out great, yeah, that'll work.
There's no immigration problemsin Key West, you just go
straight in.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's going to be awful.
I'll just let you know.
I checked the weather there formy trip next week.
Every day is going to be sunnyand 85.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Just saying Beautiful .
Well, we've got sunny and 79here right now and it is
unfortunately I'm inside, but itis beautiful.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The unfortunate thing is like I'm in Denver, colorado
, and you've got 79 degrees inColumbia, south Carolina.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, that's the only downside of it you know, I was
just seeing my cardiologist andfor those that don't know and
are new here, I had a bigepisode.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
He put me in Was it a single bypass?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
A double no no.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Triple, quadruple.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's quadruple, quadruple, quadruple.
So it's been over a year anyway.
And I went to go see mycardiologist nice guy Schultz,
his name is Dr Schultz, andanyway.
So he said, yeah, I'll see youin a year.
I said not, I just want to getout of Columbia.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Man, don't say that to me Freaked the guy out, man.
He thought you were on asuicide mission or something.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I guess I mean you know Well, I mean, some people
love it here and some peoplejust don't.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And this guy.
We have our big guest today,which is.
Ukrainian President Zelensky.
I mean, it's just like wetalked to our producer Chesney
who does?
Our social media queens and wego it's time to get our first
big guest.
Can you get us Zelensky?
She goes tall order.
So we just checked in and he'sgoing.
They love those guys.
We're going say what he agreedto.
(04:09):
He's not on the line yet, butwe're going to get him in a few
minutes.
I'm just really stoked aboutthat.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It certainly should be.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I just wonder what kind of mood he's in after the
ask-go-at-Trump at the WhiteHouse.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think he's over that now after going to Europe
and people being pleasant to him.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
He's just working on getting money, weapons and stuff
and while they're stillstarting some peace talks as
well too.
But they should.
But he bombed the heck out ofMoscow the other day with drones
.
That's pretty funny, do?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
you know what I didn't?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
hear anything about that Kind of hard not to.
It's like it was in Moscow too,with drone attacks.
He's going.
Let me stick it to you.
Stick it to you just one moretime.
Yeah, because after thatmeeting in the White House, the
Republicans are going.
He was rude, he was nasty, he'snot thankful.
That's not the way I saw it.
I mean I'm looking at anonpolitical sense.
He's always been grateful,always been thankful, always
(04:57):
been gracious.
I thought he was set up inthere, but everyone's going to
make it political and go backand forth.
He said, no, he was mean, no,he was nice.
Just, you know, you saw whatyou saw.
We looked it for our own eyes.
We have our own opinion, andLindsey Graham was so excited he
threw his panties at him.
He was upset.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I must maybe hang around the Capitol and just yell
at Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yes.
So Lindsey says hi, you have tosay to Lindsey Graham.
Yeah.
So Lindsey says hi, Do you see?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
do you see, you have to say to Lindsey Graham don't
get your panties in the waterokay, there you go, don't spit
the dummy.
Yeah, if your state likes thatguy again, what am I going to?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
do with you.
Come on, I mean, it's likeTexas, it's the same thing.
Remember that idiot governor.
He's still there saying it'sminus zero, because everything
stops.
You can be minus, one minus,but if you're minus zero, in
other words you're absolute zero.
Everything, all the littlemicrobes and atoms, they stop
(05:52):
right.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Math was not his forte.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I guess not Physics either, even just common sense.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Is it Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
He's just confused Well either I mean you know
either one or the other,confused.
Well, either I mean you knoweither one or the other, but
that is so cold is where youtouch something like a metal rod
and it shatters into pieces.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
In fact, they've never actually got it cold
enough to find out what actuallyhappens, kind of like the icy
relationship between Trump andZelensky, and we'll talk to
President Zelensky about thatwhen we have him on in a few
minutes here.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, we can.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But remember today's a good day to have a great day,
great day it's actually fun.
I asked you, costello this weekwhat are you listening to?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh, I didn't know we were doing me this week.
That's fine.
We do each other every week,all right, fine.
Well, actually it's goodbecause I had this all ready for
our last outing and this is 45years years old now.
It's like bloody hell.
How did that happen?
Band called the clash didn'tsound like him at all, which is
why I really I know clash, weall know the clash yeah, well,
this came off their triple albumcalled sanadista over there.
(06:50):
There wasn't a bad track on it,man, but it was.
It's kind of like the beatleswhite album.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It was experimental and this is rocking the casbah
with this oh, hell, no, we'reway past that oh no, no
officiant, can we hear?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
it.
Yeah, we can and we will injust a second.
It's called lose this skin.
As you hear, that's not yournormal, normal clash.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yes, you really like that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I love that song, I love that song Because at the
very end of it it has bagpipesthe music part sounded good but
what the hell with the vocals?
Well, that's T-Man Dog.
He was a guy back in Britain inthe late 70s.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
He liked to sing after inhaling a helium balloon.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It was just the way he sang.
He was like a reggae singer.
It wasn't intentional to befunny.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's just the way he sang, that's right.
He's probably still singingSkin I'm imprisoning.
I'm going to lose this skin I'mimprisoning.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Favorite line coming up here, bagpipes Knock the
noose.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Not at all.
There are people out theredigging that going damn.
That's wonderful.
Who would dig that I did Well?
People like me.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm sorry it's not possible.
Were you doing 80s cocaine whenyou first heard that?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Probably Probably Very likely.
That album came out and welistened to it.
God man, what is this?
And then that just hit me.
It's just like whoa.
I want that played at myfuneral.
I've always said that, just incase it comes that yeah, the
Billy Goat song, yeah, but yousee this, oh, there's a line in
(08:42):
there.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I give you credit.
Thank for bringing outsomething that's got some years
on it.
It's this different that you'relistening to and I've always
wondered about your taste inmusic.
With the punk music from the80s 90s.
You like that stuff but youdon't like.
You like the obscure, reallyoff the, but you know that's
okay.
What's in the?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
cup man.
What do you drink?
Oh, bailey's and coffee.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I thought so.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And a little more Bailey's.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Hey, I'm going to talk to Bailey Bailey.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
My choice is a little different this week.
So what I'm listening to isnothing like that.
He looks kind of punkish andstuff, but he's really mucked up
his body a lot though.
But you know what?
I like him a lot.
He sings good.
He's actually crossing over toa lot of country stuff now, so
I'm listening to Post Malonewith Morgan Wallen.
I need some help and let's doit Country man A little bit,
(09:32):
just a little bit.
It's a good leader.
Man, it's a good leader.
Okay, you got a lot of nerve,don't you baby?
I only hit the curb because youmade me I had some help.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It ain't like I can make this kind of mess all by
myself.
Don't act like you ain't helpedme pull that bottle off the
shelf.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Good right, it's very poppy, yes, poppy, country
poppy.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's good Poppy country.
Yes, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
It's good fast lyrics .
It's good driving down the road, if that comes on.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh, definitely that.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Start driving 80, 90 miles an hour going.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I need some help Getting another ticket, another
one, did you get one recently?
I did have ticket, another one,did you get one recently?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Have you got one since our?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I got one in Utah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh, you did.
Oh, was that the dark glass,wasn't it?
Because I was just thinkingabout that.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
That was a guy driving an unmarked Dodge
Charger.
I'm admiring the car as I'mzipping by at 91 miles an hour.
I'm five miles to the ColoradoState line, so I figure I'm safe
.
I'm in that little window for acrossover and, nope, that guy's
pulling people over.
At the last, a Utah StatePatrol and a Dodge Charger on my
car.
I told the guy I said I got youknow I like your car.
Thank you, licensedregistration Insurance proof
(10:42):
You're going to need some help.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Just ask Post Malone cancelled radio guys that we are
.
Yes, we are, we are.
Now I've got the note from ourlovely producer that we might
have somebody on the line.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I'm just reading a text and we're just going after
that Billy Goat Clash song thatshe's quit Better not God, go
back to frickin' frack again, ohJesus.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And you'll listen to this alone in Columbia, south
Carolina.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
The Billy Goat song by the Clash 45 years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I think it's at least that I can remember seeing all
the posters all over London backthen.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
The good news is the song has held up so well after
all these years.
There's other ones on there.
I would hope so, and maybeyou'll feature one of those next
week.
Maybe I can.
If we're still on, I could dothat.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, I mean because it was right at that time that I
left England and just flew intoNew York with a big bag going
I'm not staying long, honestlyThen why do you have tissues and
a tattle in your bag?
Well, you never know.
I was told you had to bringthese.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Just got a notice here that we have Ukrainian
President Zelensky is actuallyon.
He is.
Where is he at?
He's in Saudi Arabia, Playingit safe in a bunker there in
Saudi Arabia where they'rehaving peace talks.
Obviously, question about thepeace talks, because he's in a
bunker there as well too.
Let's find out.
We got him on.
It's a pleasure to have you on.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
You're right, I am in the presence of two great
American radio guys.
Thank you, biff and Fellow?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
No, no, it's Christian Costello.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Where do we get this guy?
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Well, it's an ultra great story.
Hey, I didn't notice that.
I thought it was kind of funnythat you did this big drone
attack on bomb Russia the otherday, you know.
So I guess the peace talks aregoing on, but it's kind of funny
that you bombed him.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Were you a part of that, of that thrown to me like
toy?
You know, I look and I seemaybe putin in this building.
Boom, I press button, boom, wego again.
Boom, I miss him.
Never mind, we look over here.
It's a big toy, we fly, we fly.
We think we'd see putin again.
Boom, boom, boom.
I love this toy, this toy.
It is good, it is good.
It's better than any Trump boom, boom.
So there up yours, you rottenbastard.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Hey damn, I said like that echo he's put on top 40
stations back in the day.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Well, you know.
I mean, he said he's in a,probably in a toilet, who knows?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's not like he's in a toilet.
I didn't know.
He had so much fun blowingstuff up.
He's changed since the lasttime I've seen him, so anyway, I
know you're in Saudi Arabia.
You're down there, you're doingpeace talks right now.
Right, is that what you guysare doing, peace?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
talks.
I want a peace, I do, I do, butI'm going to miss my little
drones, my little drones that gobig, boom.
You know, I go over to Kremlinand I go.
Maybe Putin is in there havinga blowjob or something, maybe.
So I go in there and I say boom, boom, got you, you stinking
piece of slimy yashishnuf, whichis Russian for piece of shit.
(13:45):
So really I'm calling you apiece of shit, piece of shit
about as low as you can go Boom,boom.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
He loves the boom, boom man.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
He does like that, doesn't he?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
but that's on.
Boom, boom here in my room.
I don't know if you're talkingabout a slimy piece of crap.
Is trump or putin, or maybeboth, I don't know.
But you do want peace, is thatright, sir?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
you do want peace, my name is sadinsky, I make it a
piece.
He, no, make it a piece.
He just want to build on lawsonfront and go oh, aren aren't I
so very fucking clever?
Look at me, look at me with mybig fancy hotel.
They go bankrupt.
Yeah right, that's what youwant.
But I'm telling you now, mrBoom Boom, mr Boom Boom, throw
your pants on fire.
(14:24):
Hey, we make a peace, not you.
Piss off.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
That's diplomacy for you.
Piss off.
I guess you like that, I thinkhe's making boom boom in the
bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
That's all the echo going on Boom boom in the
bathroom.
I hope our transmission's okay.
We're really glad you're on,but I did have to ask you a
notice that you've been coming alot getting money and weapons
to keep the fight going, to keepfreedom going in Ukraine.
You've changed clothes.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Now You're wearing this.
It's like this Star Trek beamme up type shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Tell us about your shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Is that what you call that thing, or what is that?
Maybe you can buy that at thegift shop at the Kremlin.
That's a new thing.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Why don't you bring your wife anymore?
Is that why you're dressing up,are you?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
kidding I bring a wife.
No, no, when I wear my new, doyou see this?
You like this my, you like thismy new Star Trek special
Bomb-proof vest.
You see what it does is itattracts the American ladies
because they're right here.
Do you see the top part, righthere, where I have the little
emblem and the American women?
It's the big emblem, aboom-boom emblem.
(15:26):
They go boom-boom, a bit likeTrump.
He go boom-boom, but I don'twant the boom, I just want the
boom-boom with the ladies' bigboos.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I don't know if he's talking boom boom, but is it
boobs or boom or?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
bummer.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I can't tell what he's going on.
Sir President Zelensky, I knowyou're in Saudi and Trump's not
there, for obvious reasons.
You guys are on the out, butMarco Rubio is there, so he's
leading the peace talk.
How does Secretary say Rubio?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
He's got a stupid name and he's even stupider to
look at.
I cannot stand the little sheet.
I don't need people like him totalk peace, I talk peace, I
talk peace.
Not only that, I have dronesthat go boom boom.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, that's pretty convincing.
I mean, if I had a friend whohad drones that went boom, boom,
well, that's pretty convincing.
I mean if I had a friend whohad drones that went boom, boom.
I guess I'd let him havewhatever he wanted.
So you know, good luck to you,mate.
I mean, we're behind you.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
We appreciate you coming on there and, no idea,
you go back and play the boomboom.
Okay, the boom boom, unless yougot some drones for Christmas
or something, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
The drones, the boom boom and the boom boom.
I think it might have beendropped on his head the boom
boom.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What was that song?
The boom boom back in my room.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You don't remember that song I remember something
about bring on the boom boom.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You still don't remember what it was, but I just
remember it was the boom boomback in my room, the boom boom,
so it reminds me of that.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Tell you what if?
Is it Radio at?
This is our new, the cancelledradioguyscom.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
More than likely, the cancelled thing will be
happening today, after the clashsong with the billy goat, after
President Zelensky echoinginside a toilet bowl in his
bathroom in Costello's home inColumbia, south Carolina.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
It is.
You know I mean, but it's allvery good stuff.
Good stuff.
You know why it's.
You know I mean, but it's allvery good stuff, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You know why?
It's a good day to have a greatday.
A great day, yes.
What is it?
Dig it on the left dig it onthe right.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Pick up two, five.
That was an inside joke, butthere you go.
But you know it's been a lot offun, Of course, you know, we're
getting things out of uniform,boom, boom.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh well, I can, so I just forgot to put them on.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well, don't let it happen again.
And school ties next time,please.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'm sorry, Don't scold me.
I'm sorry you go in corner andgo boom boom.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Don't make me sit in the corner and listen to that
class song over and over.
Oh that was a good one.
Yeah Well, you know I mean youdon't like that.
I can understand, kind of, it'sgot no damn taste.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I would talk sports with you, but it probably won't
go anywhere.
But this weekend is thePlayers' Championship in Punta
Vigia, Florida, right above StAugustine.
There it's one of the biggesttournaments of the year.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's the first big year of the year.
You're talking about golf.
I'll be watching that.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I'm excited about that.
For the Masters, this is not amajor.
We'll say this should be thefifth major.
It's so popular, it's so big,hardcore, it's a lot of money.
But the first major is theMasters and he's saving himself
for that.
Well, I heard that he got hurt.
Yeah, that's why he's trying toget healthy to play the Masters
.
Oh, I see Okay.
He may or may not, I don't know18 holes, so he's a freaking
(18:33):
walker.
I thought I was bad.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Hey, we should get with him.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Remember it used to be like when Tiger was at his
peak.
Everyone goes I want to playlike Tiger.
Well, you know what Now I do?
Because he's come to my level.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So you and Tiger should make a good threesome on
the course there.
I mean so that your cousin'sname Ben over.
Just kidding, sorry, yes, youshould be as well, god damn it.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But anyway, I play Also.
The football free agencystarted.
There's been a lot of moves infootball, but you probably know
I have seen a few things.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I see that Mr Swift is contemplating.
I thought he'd retire.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
He hasn't made the announcement yet if he's going
to or not.
He's just enjoying theoff-season, chilling, taking a
little time hanging with Tata.
Tata's not on tour for thefirst time in three years, it
seems like and his footballseason's over, so they're just
contemplating what to do.
Should we get married?
Should we have a little baby?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Should we get really tired of each other's rotten
personalities?
Should we break up?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't know what they're going to do, I don't
know.
I'm just happy we haven't hadto hear about them in the past
month.
It's been kind of a nice month.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I've been quiet.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Well, that's because of Boom Boom taking on all the
problems.
Part of the reason is it's agood day to have a great day.
A great day, a great day,football mood.
Justin Fields left Pittsburgh.
He's now the new quarterback inNew York Jets.
Since the, I can bring backAaron Rodgers.
Oh, really One of his bestreceivers, Devontae Adams.
He left the Raiders to go tothe Jets to play with him had a
(20:05):
two-year big deal with the LosAngeles Rams.
They're going to have onemassive, explosive offense man.
I'm looking forward to watchingthe Rams.
It's just the beginning.
All kinds of deals going on.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I look forward to football coming back.
Of course we'll have the summerfootball that you say is going
to go nowhere.
I don't care, I don't careabout summer football.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
It's like watching the replacement team.
Remember the movie theReplacements, with our great
actor we just had, gene Hackman.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Oh yeah, they said that there was something strange
about what happened to him, notreally, you know what's sad.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
His wife had the Hunter virus Right, which is a
virus you pick up from mouseshit.
Yeah, it works in therespiratory.
She just couldn't breathe andwas just dropped dead.
He lived a week after shepassed with the advanced stage
of Alzheimer's he had.
Oh honey you're on the floor,12,000-foot house.
He probably didn't even runinto her, even though she was
gone.
That's the problem.
My dad had Alzheimer's.
They don't know anything.
(20:54):
They don't know what to do.
They don't know how to feedhimself.
When they did the autopsy hehad no food in his stomach.
Wow, probably hasn't eaten inabout a week.
It's amazing it probably kickedin with congestive heart
failure.
After that, no food dehydration, 95 years old.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Dehydration is a big thing.
Yeah, so that could kill youright there.
Yeah, they just said it wasn'tas simple as carbon monoxide
poisoning, so it probably wasn'teven that anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No, they discounted that, so she died of the
hantavirus.
Miscounted that, so she died ofthe hantavirus.
He died of heart failure.
And what did the dog die of?
They left him in a crateDehydration.
Oh shit.
They thought he was in a crate.
They said just a little bit ofwater.
You know, it's like a triple.
It's a good Greek.
They were dog deaths.
They loved their dogs.
So the dog just came back fromthe vet.
That's why he was in the crate.
(21:38):
So she put the dog there in thecrate.
She dies to hunt the virus.
The same day she went shoppingand got the dog from the vet and
the dog stayed in the crate allthis time and Gene Hackman was
only around for a week, notknowing where he's at, what to
do.
Because you don't know to feedyourself.
Your brain doesn't say hey, I'mhungry, you just don't know.
It's just a really crap disease.
In fact my dad had scared thecrap.
I make sure I don't get that.
(21:59):
I read a book a week.
I read all the time.
I'm just always trying to makemy brain think You're trying to
get your brain going yeah, it'sa good idea, then you set me
back 10 years by playing thatdamn class song.
Did anybody fuck me up?
I?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
could find worse.
I have worse.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Right now it's going.
What the hell is that?
Would you like to hear?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
a little more of it.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
What Don't you dare?
You're going to play some more.
I'll be gone.
I'm signing off now.
I'm out of here.
Bye-bye.
It's a good day to have a greatday.
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Good day to have a clash day.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I can't wait to hear what you bring next week.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, I'll get something else off that album.
Triple album oh, please doSomething that's.
Do you know what?
They do?
Things like that.
That's good.
They do things like that, sothat was great.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
They filled the triple album with the Billy Goat
song.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Well, there are other ones that are a little strange
as well, that's true, please,pick one that's good next week.
I think that's the best one ofmy personal oh that can't be the
best one.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
The guy seems like he's a helium.
Billy Goat the music was good.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh yeah, so much.
Now you've got to remember thiswas in the height of the punk,
or new punk, era.
70, what 77?
It's been 78.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm really sorry I missed that song during that
time.
It never got radio play, I canguarantee you I was too busy
tripping out the pink floor, Ididn't go.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Us, Us, Us, oh, yeah there you go oh well, we got
over metal.
Metal, wasn't it that did that?
It was that dark side of themoon.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I used to get a plastic bag and tie it in knots
like a dry-cleaning bag, a longone.
I'd get a bucket of water onthe floor and light it.
Listen to Pete Floyd, be allkind of screwed up and just
watch it drop.
He'd go Hit the white and leaktrails.
I'm sitting there going whoaman.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, you see, about that, time I'd time, I'd even
couldn't afford any other, anyother techno show.
That was it for me.
Well, I was out on the roadwith various bands and people
who ended up being very, very um, a well-known and, uh,
influential in the rock and rollscene, which I didn't realize
at the time, I told you.
I told you about uh gingerbaker didn't I yeah yeah, got
him fired.
He's a shit, just just I'llexplain for our listeners.
(23:59):
Okay, I was a roadie for agentleman called vince crane and
you wouldn't know who he was.
You might know the song fire hedid.
That, that was uh but no thatsong.
I know that one right and he wasin a band called, uh, atomic
rooster.
Well, atomic rooster stillgoing, actually, but not with
him.
He died a few years ago.
Um, but anyway, I used to.
I toured around with him as his, uh, technical guy, kind of
like a roadie, but a little morethan that.
(24:20):
And, oh man, you'd just bemeeting all these people.
And I'm like Ian Pace and I metAnnie Lennox before she was in
Rhythmic Annie.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, and then playing, hearing live bands.
You'd do the club circuit.
You'd just go, that was hugethen, oh it, yep, marshmallow
Wiki, wiki, wiki.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Sad, isn't it?
I wonder you know what?
I bet you anything like thelive band thing should be going
should be pretty well going herein Colombia.
I mean, we're at least 10 to 15years behind everything else.
Oh, you haven't caught up yetthat you don't do bands anymore?
No, I think they're probablyjust starting to do them, so
maybe it's a good thing.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Ah, yes, Well, I mean we are ex-radio guys?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yes, we are, which goes back a few years, not that
long, like any radio guys do.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
when a show is done, what do we have to do?
We have to sign off.
We do so.
Once again, it's been fun today.
It's like it's a good day tohave a great day.
Or you're like Casey Keep yourfeet Boom boom, boom boom, boom,
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