November 14, 2024 • 35 mins
What if your favorite Wicked movie link turned into an unexpected detour to a risqué website? Join us, the Cancelled Guys, as we kick off this episode with laughter and a trip down memory lane, joking about our eternal youthful looks and youthful antics. We muse over the election aftermath, chuckling over the bizarre mix-up and speculating on the grace period before new policies finally see the light of day. We even throw in a satirical game to look into the crystal ball of future slurs, blending comedy with our signature touch of irreverence.
As the political dust settles, we tackle the surprising twists and turns of the recent election. We dissect unexpected voting patterns, controversial cabinet speculations, and the curious demographic support for Donald Trump, all wrapped in humor and candid banter. Special guest Kamala Harris joins us for an amusing interview, sharing her frustrations with the political climate and reflecting on what might have gone wrong for the Democrats. We ponder whether it was overconfidence or dissatisfaction with candidates that led to the underwhelming turnout among younger voters, leaving us to laugh at the unpredictable nature of politics.
Finally, we share our personal DMV nightmares—Chris recounts his painful dance with insurance cancellations and license suspensions. With a mix of humor and exasperation, we paint a picture of the bureaucracy beast, from dealing with disconnected calls to meeting the quirky characters at the DMV. We conclude with a heartfelt goodbye, reminiscing about our journey together, hinting at future adventures, and urging our listeners to stay connected via social media. Here's to the "Go Red" team and all the excitement that tomorrow might bring!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hi, this is Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is Costello.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Howdy, howdy, sir.
We are the Cancelled Guys.
I'm so used to saying CancelledRadio Guys, you're saying
Cancelled Guys.
I just feel like I'm a totalloser.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You know, there is something we used to be called
the Original Cancelled RadioGuys, as you just mentioned, and
of course Chris and I go backlike 40 freaking years.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Let's don't age ourselves.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Let's don't do that.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, we've only had it since we were five.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, that's right.
That is correct.
This is a full head of hair Igot so hey.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You were this way at five and so nothing's changed
much.
No, no.
Then it went back to thefive-year-old look again.
So that's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
There you go, there you go.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Most people are getting over the election
hangover.
We'll cover that a little bitlater, but it's all good, we're
happy we are we're?
Kind of like in a grace period,because he's not in office yet.
So the shit won't happen untilJanuary.
So right now everyone's goingoh, what's the big deal?
Wait until stuff happens and itwill happen just you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You've still got a couple of weeks left to improve
your aim and hopefullyeverything will be fine you know
you're going to get really insome serious trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Remember now he is the president elect.
You can't talk about thingslike aim guns.
Don't duck Things like that,donald duck.
Some guy was saying he thoughthe survived the assassination
attempt because when he talkshe's always got these jerky
movements like this.
He was just doing a thing likethat.
He just happened to do a jerkmovement at the right time.
(01:54):
Oh, brother, There'll be plentymore chances.
Everybody's doing okay.
Thanks for joining us.
I love this thing because ifyou watch even though you can
stream stuff you see it on TVthey're showing out the kazoo,
the trailer for Wicked, themovie version of Wicked, with.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Ariana Grande.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You know it looks visually it looks like to be
pretty awesome.
It's sort of Cats, and Cats wasa big bomb when they made a
movie out of it, so maybe Wickedwill do better.
So they were promoting ityesterday.
There's a new thing you can goto and there's a video to one of
the songs from Wicked that'sout there and so people got the
impression oh, I get to go seethat and Ariana's singing.
It's going to be fun.
(02:32):
I'll let my kids look at it.
Instead of saying like Wickedthe movie, someone just popped
out there and said it's likeWicked, wicked something.
So you click on that link, okay, and parents are having their
kids do it.
It was straight to a porn site,okay, and that's that's what
they meant by wicked.
Wicked, you've been such anaughty girl.
(02:55):
The parents are going exit.
I hear about that.
Yeah, somebody in green makeupgoing and I just when you click
it, it just just went right intoit.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, who's the good witch?
Who's the good witch?
(03:15):
Who's the good witch?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No, you're the bad witch, Bad witch.
Hey look flying monkeys, Woowee.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You would think the producer of the movie would go
wicked the movie, or somethinglike that.
No, he just did wicked.
You know what?
All of a sudden you get pornwicked.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's an interesting mixture, because down the
yellow brick road means a wholedifferent thing to me.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
now that still sounds more like going back to Trump
Pee on me.
Okay, I love a good goldenshower and you can see that on
the wicked, wicked porn website,so I don't know.
The thing was like parents andtheir kids, of course, aren't
clicking on it anymore, butadults are clicking on it like
(03:59):
crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, the kids are, the parents just don't know.
I'm going to see the greenwitch naked.
I wouldn't mind either Well thekids are the parents just don't
know.
Could be I'm going to see thegreen witch naked.
Ooh, I wouldn't mind either.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's been a fun week since the election because we're
back, we have other things totalk about for a change, which
is great.
So you got the porn wickets.
I don't think they've caughtthese guys yet, because people
are sending out these fake textsto Black Americans.
Okay, it basically says whenyou click on it, you open it up
and you get a text hey,congratulations, you've been
(04:33):
selected to go to the so-and-sofield today and pick cotton all
day long.
You know back to your rootsIsn't that great, go pick away.
It's just like oh, marvelous.
You know it's pissing peopleoff.
I can't say I blame them.
Last I heard, though, theyhaven't found where it's coming
from yet, so they're still goingout there, you know.
(04:54):
So they're trying to trace it,but you know how you can hide
things.
You can send it to Iowa, toCzechoslovakia, up to Paris, up
to Alaska, and it's just a longthread you've got to find.
That has led to a bunch ofother things that's going on,
potentially other texts thatcould be going out today or this
(05:15):
week.
So, costello, we were lucky.
We got a hold of some of thesetexts before they go out, so I'm
going to read you the text.
Your job, sir, is to guess theethnic group.
They're trying to slur whothey're going to send them to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, All righty I'm.
I'm old already.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
This is a weird name for a game show.
Yes, the ethnic group that'sgoing to be slurred.
Okay, so let's see how good youare.
You ready Costello?
Goodyear you ready, Costello?
All right, here's one text thatthey haven't stopped yet.
It should be probably going outin the next 24 hours.
Okay, hey, congratulations,you've been selected to go to
the dry cleaners this morning.
You fluff and fold clothes dryclean in iron shirts, do a good
(05:56):
job and you get two fortunecookies.
Remember, no starch.
Which group is that going to?
No starch?
Which group is that?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
going to Well, my first guess would be what?
My first guess would be farright conservatives, but I think
perhaps, maybe with a fortunecookie Dry cleaners.
Dry cleaners, dry cleaners,these are the easy ones.
(06:29):
Okay, oh shit, maybe ourChinese brothers and sisters
Ding ding, ding, ding, ding,Ding ding.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
One for one Castello.
Yay, we're going to go out thisweek.
They probably won't be able tostop.
Good, luck to you.
You've been chosen to go to thenail salon today to clip and
clean people's disgusting handsand feet, and remember to stick
their stinky feet in that dirtywater so the little fishes can
eat the dead skin off.
(06:59):
Okay, do a good job and you'llget four fortune cookies.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh well, that must be with the little fishes.
That's got to be our Icelandicbrothers and sisters up there in
Iceland, or maybe it might beour Asian brothers and sisters
on every ice Ding ding ding.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
He's got a little second guess.
Okay, all right, thank you.
All right, thank you.
There's another text that'sgoing out that's going to cause
some people to get angry.
Okay, let's see if you canguess.
I think we're up.
Costello, you ready?
Okay, I got you.
I got you All right, here we go.
Hey, you've been handpicked tohead over to the massage parlor
(07:46):
to oil up and massage people'sdry skin and hairy backs, all
the while while not throwing up.
Rub them down.
Good, then flip them over andmassage that dick and you'll
probably get a marriage proposal, two tickets to Deshaun Watson,
guest at a VIP game at theCleveland Browns, and eight
fortune cookies.
Who's it going to?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
The Irish, definitely the Irish, yes, oh no, okay,
irish do massage.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Why would that be news to me?
Absolutely.
We used to call them navies.
I'm thinking that's just allthe places that are in Vegas,
okay, which is probably the sameall over the country.
So you get it right on yoursecond guess.
You getting ready, here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I've got another guess Our Asian buddies Ding
ding, ding, ding ding.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right, we've been accepting another text.
You're doing great.
Let's see if you can guess theethnic group.
This one's going to.
Okay, are you ready to cut?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
so my kids will never speak to me again that's
probably the best thing for you.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Are you ready for the next?
Oh hell, yes, I'm ready.
All right, here comes anotherintercept we got.
Hey, let's go.
You've just crossed over theborder.
Now get your ass into the fieldand pick those crops.
Then head up to the main house,cut the grass, trim the hedges
and wash those cars.
Do a good job, and you'll getto come back the next day.
(09:17):
And also, you get four taquitos.
Who is that one going to?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh, asian guys, no, can't be.
Let me think about this for amoment.
Oh, mon cha-cha.
Let me think oh, oh wait, mileyCyrus, no, oh dear.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You're running out of time, Castillo.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh, dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee, oh,
oh, consuela, it's got to beour Spanish friends next door,
if they can get it.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Ding, ding, ding.
Our Mexican buddies.
Okay, piss everybody.
Here's the last one weintercepted.
It doesn't mean it's not goingto be others, but this is the
last one that we've got.
Okay, all right, if you didn'tget this, this may be a little
more tougher for you.
Okay, but this is going to begoing out to text for people who
fall in this category this week.
(10:10):
All right, you ready, here wego.
Here's the text it's.
You.
Hop in your car, load up yourtrunk with a fentanyl-made batch
of it, freshly made today,delivered to the drug lord in a
major city near you, keeping 50%of America fucked up.
Get her done and you'll receivea brand new, shiny red MAGA hat
to look good in when you dropdead.
(10:32):
Who's that going to?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I think those are the people that I see them and I
say see you next time.
Let me think about it.
Think about that for a moment.
Manga hats, oh, shove them upyour ass.
Yes, well, of course, it's gotto be our dear Trump supporters
and earnest voters who managedto somehow Pull off a magic
(11:00):
trick.
No, white people.
White people Exactly what Isaid.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
And a roundabout way.
White people, white people.
They're going out this week.
Our black friends and listenersare the only ones getting them.
They're going to be going outlike that all throughout the
week.
Yep, we've just given somereally great material here to
(11:30):
our producers, our French guys.
We bring them up because we'retalking about our two French
guys, our marketers, sour andAnus.
Okay, and they're living in thesouth of France and they're
real people, all right, and theybrought on someone new, they
brought on someone new.
They brought on someone newwho's like a content manager.
After she hears the content oftoday's show, she'll probably be
(11:53):
giving us a call right away.
Probably quit, they brought heron.
Her name is Chesney Chesneyit's kind of like a.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Cockney name, isn't it Chesney?
Oh, I think it's rather upperclass.
Actually, I think Chesney'sbringing the pony around.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I don't think it's very safe to say Cockney around
Chesney.
We like Chesney because one shelooks decent, looks good, look
good, chesney.
And she lives not too far away.
Not far away, is it VeniceBeach?
Is that where she's at right?
Is that what she said?
Yep, that's what she said.
Yep, venice Beach, california,right there, a good place to be.
She looks good and she's ournew content manager.
So everything you hear on theChris and Costello cancel guy
(12:35):
show in the future will beapproved and submitted by.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Chesney, chesney.
Now Chesney probably went tochrisandcostellocom.
Did she quit already after sheheard that?
Wait a minute, this is slammingdoor?
Oh, she hit the door on the wayout.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Chesney, we just want to say glad to have you and we
hope that the content you'veheard so far and you're going to
hear coming up meets your needsand you'll have a good time
with it.
If not, next week's show willbe different content, based and
approved by Chesney.
Chesney, we like that.
I'll be saying what do sour andanus have to do with all that?
It doesn't appear to haveanything to do with it.
(13:21):
What have they appeared to havedone so far for our show?
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's funny that I get this feeling that I'm kind of
like talking to myself Talkingto your subconscious.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
We've got Sour and Anus, who have done so far for
the show nothing.
What are they asking me forthis week?
Money, more money, more money,more money, more money.
So, jasmine, jasmine, my dear,we're counting on you to do
great things for us.
So if we are going to drop somemore money, it'll finally start
(14:01):
to be well spent, and don'tgive it all to Sour and Anus.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No, if we make money, we want it.
It's our turn.
They've had theirs, that's it.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
If you lived in France and your name was Sour
and Anus, where do you thinkthey'd go on the weekend?
Hmm, Wide open answers therefor you, Costello.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh yeah, send your replies to christencostello at
gmailcom.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm checking my phone , Thank you.
I think we're ready.
We're supposed to be getting aline open here to speak to.
Getting back to the electionpart oh, Really quick.
We had this grace period, soeveryone's okay, they go.
Oh, it's a big deal, oh, andthe shit show starts to happen.
Then I think everybody wouldkind of know.
But because you know, he's like, I think he wants to name Marco
(14:55):
Rubio from Florida hissecretary of state.
Marco's not a bad guy.
He ran against Trump and calledhim all these guys.
He called Trump all these namesall these years.
Just what got to jump into thefold and suck up.
I'm not going to have a career.
And for Homeland Security,South Dakota Governor Kristi
Noem, I guess we could feel safeas her as Homeland Security,
since she killed her own dog,that means she'll kill anybody
(15:18):
who tries to come over here,right?
Some of the cabinet posts arelike eh, so we'll see.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I think most of them are so far.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, we don't want to worry about it until January.
All the people who voted forhim you probably noticed
Costello people went oh, he gotall these new supporters, all
these new votes.
You know what, with the votesalmost done and counted, he
actually has less votes thiselection than he had four years
ago, really.
So he didn't gain any newpeople, as we all thought.
He actually lost people.
What happened was all the Dems,whatever did not show up to
(15:51):
vote.
Oh you stupid.
So he didn't gain, he lostvoters, but the Dems lost
obviously millions more becauseof the no-show.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well, you know what.
Well, you know what Peopleforgot to talk to all the young
ladies who follow.
You know the Swifties man.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
They didn't say Swifties go.
She didn't do that.
She just said I support thisperson.
And then she said to everybodyelse just you know, go register
to vote and vote who you like.
She didn't say I need all mySwifties to go vote for Kamala.
That didn't happen Because, youknow, white women mostly voted
for Trump Right.
Biggest mysteries in ourlifetime.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
White women White women voting for.
Trump.
Black people.
Hey, where are the white womenat?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
He grabbed them and got them and also got their
votes too Right.
So I don't know.
So would the white women forTrump.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Not for Kamala, so it's a good time maybe to ask
her herself, possibly what wentwrong.
So we had her on the showbefore election.
She'd been kind of quiet afterher concession speech, so we
feel honored to have her back on.
So good day, madam VicePresident.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Call me Kamala Luziella.
Who cares?
It was probably the support ofa couple of loser lines that you
did me in.
I'm sorry, I'm just pissed.
I bought a message of hope,togetherness, moving on from
hate, but America chooses afelon, a cheat, sexual predator,
hitler, over me.
And now I know why.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Well, again you seem to be in pretty good spirits.
We just wanted to let you knowthat you did have our support,
okay, next doesn't it, yousexist, bigoted country?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You wait until the shit hits the fan and see what
he does for you.
You can take your magna hat andstuff it up your orange arses.
The bitch has spoken.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay.
Well, I think it's safe to sayshe's pretty pissed off.
The bitch has spoken.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Everyone's always said given this reason, this
reason, this reason, I like herreason.
I agree with her.
I think she's probably right,because I don't think America's
ready for a female president,because Hillary really won the
popular vote eight years ago,barely lost.
It's not that she's right.
They're not ready for a femaleblack president.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
And half Indian, yeah , so she'd be her black county.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
What Jamaican?
So?
She'd be the female JamaicanIndian woman.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
President A little bit of everything.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
America's going.
I don't know about that.
She's a woman.
Your skin's kind of dark.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
She's a murderer.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
She's a doggy, she's a mixed breed, A freaking mixed
breed.
Yeah and not.
Yeah, she's a mixed breed.
You know what a freaking mixed?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
breed.
Yeah, and not only that, she'sclever, she thinks she's clever.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I don't know she smiles a lot and she's happy,
and she gave a message of hopeand no one gave a shit.
So what do you think?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Why do you think she lost?
Clap your hands, she smiles,and she's pretty.
Clap your hands, she smiles,and she's pretty, clap your
hands.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Did you take your meds?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
today the nurse said I could be here for another 10
minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
So why do you think she lost what do?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
you think?
I think that's exactly why shelost and the fact that the
Democrats didn't get out.
They figured that all thelittle Swifties had come out and
saved their ass.
Didn't happen, do you think?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
that they thought they didn't have to vote, that
she was just going to winbecause of all the polls being
so close and whatever?
Or do you think that theydidn't really like the choice
this year so they decided not tovote, which is why we were down
so much?
That's possible to vote, whichis why we were down so much.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
That's impossible, or I think it's, and of course
this would be my fault, becauseI said gee, I think this is all
a big bloody ruse.
She's probably way ahead, butthey want to make absolutely
sure that she I thought that too.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
A lot of people thought that too, that she was
really actually ahead, andthey're saying the polls are
closest to make sure they getpeople would go vote because you
needed your vote in, because itwas so close.
So I think people vote the sameway.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well, and it rings back yeah, Say what, Well, yeah,
I mean what.
Somebody's breaking into ourpodcast.
Say what what?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Once again Chesney this is great material, just for
you.
Say what, say what.
Knock my microphone over.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
It's just, it's live.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Chesney the hazards of working on this show, on the
reason why we thought she lostit.
We do have this fun period.
We got the holidays coming up.
We don't have to hear aboutdipshit.
You know, and I can tell youwhat my goal is that when he
gets in office, you know he'sgoing to be in the news every
day.
He's going to do stuff to pisspeople off.
He's going to say stupid things.
Piss people off.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
He's going to say stupid things piss people off.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Unlike four years ago , we're not going to react to it
.
I mean, the last time wereacted, can you believe we did
this?
Now we know what he's like andwhat he is and what he's going
to do and how bad it's going tobe.
Just back away from it.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
We're not going to worry about it because it's
going to be our second birthday.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
We know who he is and what he's like, so why spend
time wasting on it?
We already know about it.
Right now it happens, so weknow that shit's coming.
Like Kamala said, shitstorm'scoming, so let it go.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh man, I tell you, is it ever?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I just say those who voted for him.
All these things starthappening, they're going, but he
ain't done anything for me yet.
Oh yeah, you'll find out.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Just wait until your vibrator that's made in China
suddenly costs you a whole lotmore money and the batteries
that go in it are made in China.
Oh wait a minute.
Let me put it this way China.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, they were using it in that wicked porn video
and the batteries went deadright in the middle of the most
crucial part.
So those batteries are fromChina.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
China, china, you've got to get your little round
mouth going.
I don't want to do that, yeahit makes me sick.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I don't want to do that.
I understand it's been a roughweek for the election hangover
and for you, Costello, becauseyou had to jump into the
hellacious world known as theSouth Carolina DMV.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Oh God, don't remind me.
Yes, the DMV and a certaininsurance company.
Yeah, I got this great idea.
Let's just go ahead and cancelpeople and not fucking tell them
.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
So you have got to go to the DMV straight out to your
problem.
And to get to the DMV you'll bedriving on a suspended license.
I mean, that makes no freakingsense that is correct.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I do have insurance now, but it's now more than
quadrupled in price.
And they said we sent you aletter.
No, you didn't.
No, we sent you a text.
No, you didn't.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Because you missed an insurance payment, they
canceled it.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
One, and it was on auto pay.
So why don't you just go pushit again?
Maybe there was some kind ofsomething going on and you
didn't get paid your $60 orwhatever it was, and so then
they now cancel you.
So then your license getssuspended, and now you have to
pay for that.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
So they suspended your license because your
insurance missed the payment.
So they reported you had noinsurance and the state canceled
your license or suspended yourlicense.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
That's right.
So then of of course, theinsurance comes back, says no
license, hey, better put yourrates up.
Uh, oh, look at that, you'vegot a time.
You paid the new rates and youhave your insurance back.
Oh yes, thank you very much.
Yes, 180, did you changecompanies?
Well, here's an interestingthing.
I called Company A andstrangely ended up on the same
call getting talking to CompanyB.
(24:06):
I could name them.
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
They probably own by the same people.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Well, that's what I think.
I think it's a big con if youthink about it.
Let's see, we'll just go aheadand cancel.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You reinstated, you had to pay more money, but your
reinstatement doesn'tautomatically reinstate your
driver's license, so you have togo to the DMV to get that done
right, yep, stand in line.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I said, well, unless you can prove, I said I'll tell
you what I can prove more thingsthan you can prove, because you
never sent me a text ever.
Do you have to go to thepatient?
No, listen, and the DMV neversent me anything.
That's supposed to send me aletter with 15 days notice on it
.
I mean, I used to get those inNevada all the time, way back
when.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
But, caroline, do you have to go down there to get
your license unsuspended, or canyou just do it on the phone?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Probably not, because you can't get through on the
phone.
We could spend the next 10minutes of our lovely show
proving the fact that they Well,dial them up.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Let's find out.
Let's talk to DMV.
You really want to do?
You really want to do it.
I really do.
Yeah, All right, we're doingthis for Chesney.
Chesney, she's going.
You're calling the DMV live?
Yes, we are yes why not?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
And here we go, south Carolina.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
DMV, punch him up.
Gaston, punch him up.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I am, I'm punching You're punching me slow.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
You're a slow puncher ?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
No, hey, you think I'm a slow puncher, it's like a
Seinfeld episode.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
You're a fast talker, but you're a slow puncher.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh for crying out loud, everybody's calling me.
Oh, there, it is Lovely, trythat again Is that it.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
That can't be right.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Hang on, I've got to find it here on my new Super
Deluxe board.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You should get at least the start of the series of
recordings.
We've got to get through to theone employee that they have
there.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
As you can hear.
No, never mind, it's just goingbeep, beep, beep.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
What are you supposed to do?
This is a government telephonenumber.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Exactly, you are correct.
Ah, more's the point.
Why aren't we hearing it?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
That should be there okay, so that's the dmv not
answering the force.
Um, so what do you think, folks, when it comes to electronic
(26:52):
stuff?
Costello's right on top of it,this is just.
There's a button, I don't know,and when you call before, is
this what you got?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Great, Now I can't hear you oh there we go.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
When you call before, is this what you got?
Is it?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
There Done.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
We're done with them.
I will have to when you callbefore.
Didn't you get a recording, ordid you get this thing?
Oh, I called.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I did a, but you got through.
No, I didn't.
You got this.
I'm going to have to go downthere.
It's not a particular.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
When you called before, you got the same thing.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Like you always do when you try and call the.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
DMV.
I get an answer.
I just get a recording thatsaid your estimated wait time
will be two hours, two and ahalf hours, something like that.
I get that.
I waited once for three hours.
I just put the phone away.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I don't have anything to do with my life, so it
doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Man, you're screwed over.
You're going to have to go downto the South Carolina DMV.
You ever been in there inperson before yet, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Oh sure, well, they had to take my picture three
times.
Yeah, because they got to.
You're not going to like thisone, well, apparently not
Polaroid's not working right now.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Hang on.
No, the sketch.
How many people were wearingoveralls when you went in there
at the DMV?
Oh geez, Just about everybody.
But me.
You were in there with theMurdoch family and JD and Billy.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Bob and yeah JD.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Your neighbor Pokey Pookie.
Whatever his name is PokeyPookie.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Oh, come on, they don't have driver's license.
No, that's true, they don't.
They don't want the ID and.
Oh, that's true, they don'twant the ID, and this is a fact
told to me by the insurancecommissioner, who I have called
and sent a complaint in, andthey take this quite seriously.
Oddly enough, one in fourpeople in this town at least, or
(28:52):
in this county, don't haveinsurance.
Isn't that great, one in four.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's scary.
If you don't have insurance inthis state in Colorado, they
don't suspend your license.
But if you get pulled over andyou have no proof of insurance,
it's a pretty big ticket.
They don't take your licenseaway or suspend it because you
don't have insurance, they justgo.
If you're going to go out thereand run the risk of not having
it, you get pulled by.
You get a big ticket.
(29:20):
If you're in an accident, evenbigger ticket with all the other
stuff that comes with it.
But they don't do what they doin their redneck land down there
.
They don't suspend your license.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
No, not well, they do here.
They just suspend your licenseand cancel it.
They'll go down there tomorrow,which will be Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
So you'll get out and be home by Friday?
Yeah, really.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, probably get COVID in the process.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Great, yeah, that and some other things too, yeah
well, you know, I need a shower,I need a shower.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
No, I'm not going to shower between now and then,
just to fit in.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
What's that smell?
All of us, yeah, that's too bad.
Man, I'm sorry You're going tobe driving illegally To get
there.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Here's the other thing.
Of course, the tags on myMotorcycle have run out back in
May.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
But you can't get those.
I haven't run out.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
But yeah, and because I've got to pay another $500
for the personal property tax, Ican't buy tags for the bike.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I think you're looking at some serious jail
time.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
No, no, it hasn't been out of the.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
You get a drive down there, but at least you have
insurance.
But you're driving with asuspended license, which is a
huge ticket for doing that, andyou tell the cop well, how am I
supposed to get there?
You know, they either go callan Uber.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Oh, exactly.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Call an Uber, yeah well, call an Uber.
You can't drive.
You can't drive, but you'regoing to drive and take the risk
.
You're going to drive therewith I've been doing it since
May, unknowingly.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
So what's the difference?
If you got pulled over, it'd bebigger there to rest you For
that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Trust me.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I speak from experience.
Oh really, oh good.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Well, maybe you know after I've got down there, I was
just driving like a half a mileto pick up my daughter from
school.
I said I'm just picking her upfrom school, I don't care, off
you go.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Crap.
Yeah, well, let's hope not.
Or well you know, there'll beno.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Don't worry, Just call me, I'll be your bail
bondsman.
Okay, Okay, I will.
What are you going to put up toget out?
I'm going?
Well, he put up his cat and dogtwo cats and a dog.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, this will be the soundfrom the showers in the jail, of
course.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Which we are, huh which we are, huh which we are
huh, that's it exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
You can hear the.
That's not applause, that's itExactly.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
You can hear the that's not applause, that's
worry.
Yeah, it's prison rape.
Yeah lovely, oh, I look forwardto that and of course, Bubba's
going to go.
It was consensual.
Yeah right, you brought whiteass into my jail cell.
That makes it consensual.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's right.
Yes, and of course I probablydidn't help Mattis by telling
them to stick their manga hatsup their ass, but there you go.
Up their orange ass.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
They'll record you taking up the arsenal.
They'll download it to thewicked porn site and there you
go.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
And we'll use it every week at the end of the
show, like we were doing before.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I think you sent out the jail sex to text and go
along with all these ethnictexts.
There you go Chesney.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
what do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You're lucky.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Costello Well, we have run out of time, I believe.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, you better go hit the squeal, because that's
what's going to happen when youget caught driving without a
license to the DMV.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Well, I've got a license, it's just they
suspended it.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I don't count man.
So they pull over, they'll putit in the computer.
Going boy, you're driving witha suspended license.
I'm on my way here to get it.
That's what they all say.
You ain't going anywhere.
You ain't coming out of here.
Boy, keep going down to thetitty bar down the street.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
We know what you're doing.
Here you go, Bubba.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Here's some fresh white meat for you, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Starts with a good head.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Don't you love this new board?
It's the D&D Gals Tale.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
It's always.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Squeal, squeal, squeal.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Get your license okay .
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Well, it's a sad thing, we get time to say bye
and, of course, as always, thecancelled guys as well as the
originally cancelled radio guysdo we mention we both do radio
together.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, many times.
That's on today's show.
Well, I'm talking about thatnow because it's a new thing, so
anyway, so, as always, keep usup on our bio on Facebook, our
Facebook page.
You know, of course, keep us upon our bio and Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Find us anywhere that you'd like to go to podcasting.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
And then once again welcome aboard Chesney, sour and
anemones.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
We'll have something to do with great money.
All right, do it, do it.
See you again, bye, bye, go Red, go Red.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
See you again.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Bye.
Hi, this is Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is Costello.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Howdy, howdy, sir.
We are the Cancelled Guys.
I'm so used to saying CancelledRadio Guys, you're saying
Cancelled Guys.
I just feel like I'm a totalloser.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You know, there is something we used to be called
the Original Cancelled RadioGuys, as you just mentioned, and
of course Chris and I go backlike 40 freaking years.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Let's don't age ourselves.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Let's don't do that.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, we've only had it since we were five.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, that's right.
That is correct.
This is a full head of hair Igot so hey.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You were this way at five and so nothing's changed
much.
No, no.
Then it went back to thefive-year-old look again.
So that's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
There you go, there you go.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Most people are getting over the election
hangover.
We'll cover that a little bitlater, but it's all good, we're
happy we are we're?
Kind of like in a grace period,because he's not in office yet.
So the shit won't happen untilJanuary.
So right now everyone's goingoh, what's the big deal?
Wait until stuff happens and itwill happen just you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You've still got a couple of weeks left to improve
your aim and hopefullyeverything will be fine you know
you're going to get really insome serious trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Remember now he is the president elect.
You can't talk about thingslike aim guns.
Don't duck Things like that,donald duck.
Some guy was saying he thoughthe survived the assassination
attempt because when he talkshe's always got these jerky
movements like this.
He was just doing a thing likethat.
He just happened to do a jerkmovement at the right time.
(01:54):
Oh, brother, There'll be plentymore chances.
Everybody's doing okay.
Thanks for joining us.
I love this thing because ifyou watch even though you can
stream stuff you see it on TVthey're showing out the kazoo,
the trailer for Wicked, themovie version of Wicked, with.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Ariana Grande.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You know it looks visually it looks like to be
pretty awesome.
It's sort of Cats, and Cats wasa big bomb when they made a
movie out of it, so maybe Wickedwill do better.
So they were promoting ityesterday.
There's a new thing you can goto and there's a video to one of
the songs from Wicked that'sout there and so people got the
impression oh, I get to go seethat and Ariana's singing.
It's going to be fun.
(02:32):
I'll let my kids look at it.
Instead of saying like Wickedthe movie, someone just popped
out there and said it's likeWicked, wicked something.
So you click on that link, okay, and parents are having their
kids do it.
It was straight to a porn site,okay, and that's that's what
they meant by wicked.
Wicked, you've been such anaughty girl.
(02:55):
The parents are going exit.
I hear about that.
Yeah, somebody in green makeupgoing and I just when you click
it, it just just went right intoit.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, who's the good witch?
Who's the good witch?
(03:15):
Who's the good witch?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No, you're the bad witch, Bad witch.
Hey look flying monkeys, Woowee.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You would think the producer of the movie would go
wicked the movie, or somethinglike that.
No, he just did wicked.
You know what?
All of a sudden you get pornwicked.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's an interesting mixture, because down the
yellow brick road means a wholedifferent thing to me.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
now that still sounds more like going back to Trump
Pee on me.
Okay, I love a good goldenshower and you can see that on
the wicked, wicked porn website,so I don't know.
The thing was like parents andtheir kids, of course, aren't
clicking on it anymore, butadults are clicking on it like
(03:59):
crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, the kids are, the parents just don't know.
I'm going to see the greenwitch naked.
I wouldn't mind either Well thekids are the parents just don't
know.
Could be I'm going to see thegreen witch naked.
Ooh, I wouldn't mind either.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's been a fun week since the election because we're
back, we have other things totalk about for a change, which
is great.
So you got the porn wickets.
I don't think they've caughtthese guys yet, because people
are sending out these fake textsto Black Americans.
Okay, it basically says whenyou click on it, you open it up
and you get a text hey,congratulations, you've been
(04:33):
selected to go to the so-and-sofield today and pick cotton all
day long.
You know back to your rootsIsn't that great, go pick away.
It's just like oh, marvelous.
You know it's pissing peopleoff.
I can't say I blame them.
Last I heard, though, theyhaven't found where it's coming
from yet, so they're still goingout there, you know.
(04:54):
So they're trying to trace it,but you know how you can hide
things.
You can send it to Iowa, toCzechoslovakia, up to Paris, up
to Alaska, and it's just a longthread you've got to find.
That has led to a bunch ofother things that's going on,
potentially other texts thatcould be going out today or this
(05:15):
week.
So, costello, we were lucky.
We got a hold of some of thesetexts before they go out, so I'm
going to read you the text.
Your job, sir, is to guess theethnic group.
They're trying to slur whothey're going to send them to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, All righty I'm.
I'm old already.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
This is a weird name for a game show.
Yes, the ethnic group that'sgoing to be slurred.
Okay, so let's see how good youare.
You ready Costello?
Goodyear you ready, Costello?
All right, here's one text thatthey haven't stopped yet.
It should be probably going outin the next 24 hours.
Okay, hey, congratulations,you've been selected to go to
the dry cleaners this morning.
You fluff and fold clothes dryclean in iron shirts, do a good
(05:56):
job and you get two fortunecookies.
Remember, no starch.
Which group is that going to?
No starch?
Which group is that?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
going to Well, my first guess would be what?
My first guess would be farright conservatives, but I think
perhaps, maybe with a fortunecookie Dry cleaners.
Dry cleaners, dry cleaners,these are the easy ones.
(06:29):
Okay, oh shit, maybe ourChinese brothers and sisters
Ding ding, ding, ding, ding,Ding ding.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
One for one Castello.
Yay, we're going to go out thisweek.
They probably won't be able tostop.
Good, luck to you.
You've been chosen to go to thenail salon today to clip and
clean people's disgusting handsand feet, and remember to stick
their stinky feet in that dirtywater so the little fishes can
eat the dead skin off.
(06:59):
Okay, do a good job and you'llget four fortune cookies.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh well, that must be with the little fishes.
That's got to be our Icelandicbrothers and sisters up there in
Iceland, or maybe it might beour Asian brothers and sisters
on every ice Ding ding ding.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
He's got a little second guess.
Okay, all right, thank you.
All right, thank you.
There's another text that'sgoing out that's going to cause
some people to get angry.
Okay, let's see if you canguess.
I think we're up.
Costello, you ready?
Okay, I got you.
I got you All right, here we go.
Hey, you've been handpicked tohead over to the massage parlor
(07:46):
to oil up and massage people'sdry skin and hairy backs, all
the while while not throwing up.
Rub them down.
Good, then flip them over andmassage that dick and you'll
probably get a marriage proposal, two tickets to Deshaun Watson,
guest at a VIP game at theCleveland Browns, and eight
fortune cookies.
Who's it going to?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
The Irish, definitely the Irish, yes, oh no, okay,
irish do massage.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Why would that be news to me?
Absolutely.
We used to call them navies.
I'm thinking that's just allthe places that are in Vegas,
okay, which is probably the sameall over the country.
So you get it right on yoursecond guess.
You getting ready, here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I've got another guess Our Asian buddies Ding
ding, ding, ding ding.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right, we've been accepting another text.
You're doing great.
Let's see if you can guess theethnic group.
This one's going to.
Okay, are you ready to cut?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
so my kids will never speak to me again that's
probably the best thing for you.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Are you ready for the next?
Oh hell, yes, I'm ready.
All right, here comes anotherintercept we got.
Hey, let's go.
You've just crossed over theborder.
Now get your ass into the fieldand pick those crops.
Then head up to the main house,cut the grass, trim the hedges
and wash those cars.
Do a good job, and you'll getto come back the next day.
(09:17):
And also, you get four taquitos.
Who is that one going to?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh, asian guys, no, can't be.
Let me think about this for amoment.
Oh, mon cha-cha.
Let me think oh, oh wait, mileyCyrus, no, oh dear.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You're running out of time, Castillo.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh, dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee, oh,
oh, consuela, it's got to beour Spanish friends next door,
if they can get it.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Ding, ding, ding.
Our Mexican buddies.
Okay, piss everybody.
Here's the last one weintercepted.
It doesn't mean it's not goingto be others, but this is the
last one that we've got.
Okay, all right, if you didn'tget this, this may be a little
more tougher for you.
Okay, but this is going to begoing out to text for people who
fall in this category this week.
(10:10):
All right, you ready, here wego.
Here's the text it's.
You.
Hop in your car, load up yourtrunk with a fentanyl-made batch
of it, freshly made today,delivered to the drug lord in a
major city near you, keeping 50%of America fucked up.
Get her done and you'll receivea brand new, shiny red MAGA hat
to look good in when you dropdead.
(10:32):
Who's that going to?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I think those are the people that I see them and I
say see you next time.
Let me think about it.
Think about that for a moment.
Manga hats, oh, shove them upyour ass.
Yes, well, of course, it's gotto be our dear Trump supporters
and earnest voters who managedto somehow Pull off a magic
(11:00):
trick.
No, white people.
White people Exactly what Isaid.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
And a roundabout way.
White people, white people.
They're going out this week.
Our black friends and listenersare the only ones getting them.
They're going to be going outlike that all throughout the
week.
Yep, we've just given somereally great material here to
(11:30):
our producers, our French guys.
We bring them up because we'retalking about our two French
guys, our marketers, sour andAnus.
Okay, and they're living in thesouth of France and they're
real people, all right, and theybrought on someone new, they
brought on someone new.
They brought on someone newwho's like a content manager.
After she hears the content oftoday's show, she'll probably be
(11:53):
giving us a call right away.
Probably quit, they brought heron.
Her name is Chesney Chesneyit's kind of like a.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Cockney name, isn't it Chesney?
Oh, I think it's rather upperclass.
Actually, I think Chesney'sbringing the pony around.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I don't think it's very safe to say Cockney around
Chesney.
We like Chesney because one shelooks decent, looks good, look
good, chesney.
And she lives not too far away.
Not far away, is it VeniceBeach?
Is that where she's at right?
Is that what she said?
Yep, that's what she said.
Yep, venice Beach, california,right there, a good place to be.
She looks good and she's ournew content manager.
So everything you hear on theChris and Costello cancel guy
(12:35):
show in the future will beapproved and submitted by.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Chesney, chesney.
Now Chesney probably went tochrisandcostellocom.
Did she quit already after sheheard that?
Wait a minute, this is slammingdoor?
Oh, she hit the door on the wayout.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Chesney, we just want to say glad to have you and we
hope that the content you'veheard so far and you're going to
hear coming up meets your needsand you'll have a good time
with it.
If not, next week's show willbe different content, based and
approved by Chesney.
Chesney, we like that.
I'll be saying what do sour andanus have to do with all that?
It doesn't appear to haveanything to do with it.
(13:21):
What have they appeared to havedone so far for our show?
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's funny that I get this feeling that I'm kind of
like talking to myself Talkingto your subconscious.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
We've got Sour and Anus, who have done so far for
the show nothing.
What are they asking me forthis week?
Money, more money, more money,more money, more money.
So, jasmine, jasmine, my dear,we're counting on you to do
great things for us.
So if we are going to drop somemore money, it'll finally start
(14:01):
to be well spent, and don'tgive it all to Sour and Anus.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No, if we make money, we want it.
It's our turn.
They've had theirs, that's it.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
If you lived in France and your name was Sour
and Anus, where do you thinkthey'd go on the weekend?
Hmm, Wide open answers therefor you, Costello.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh yeah, send your replies to christencostello at
gmailcom.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm checking my phone , Thank you.
I think we're ready.
We're supposed to be getting aline open here to speak to.
Getting back to the electionpart oh, Really quick.
We had this grace period, soeveryone's okay, they go.
Oh, it's a big deal, oh, andthe shit show starts to happen.
Then I think everybody wouldkind of know.
But because you know, he's like, I think he wants to name Marco
(14:55):
Rubio from Florida hissecretary of state.
Marco's not a bad guy.
He ran against Trump and calledhim all these guys.
He called Trump all these namesall these years.
Just what got to jump into thefold and suck up.
I'm not going to have a career.
And for Homeland Security,South Dakota Governor Kristi
Noem, I guess we could feel safeas her as Homeland Security,
since she killed her own dog,that means she'll kill anybody
(15:18):
who tries to come over here,right?
Some of the cabinet posts arelike eh, so we'll see.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I think most of them are so far.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, we don't want to worry about it until January.
All the people who voted forhim you probably noticed
Costello people went oh, he gotall these new supporters, all
these new votes.
You know what, with the votesalmost done and counted, he
actually has less votes thiselection than he had four years
ago, really.
So he didn't gain any newpeople, as we all thought.
He actually lost people.
What happened was all the Dems,whatever did not show up to
(15:51):
vote.
Oh you stupid.
So he didn't gain, he lostvoters, but the Dems lost
obviously millions more becauseof the no-show.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well, you know what.
Well, you know what Peopleforgot to talk to all the young
ladies who follow.
You know the Swifties man.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
They didn't say Swifties go.
She didn't do that.
She just said I support thisperson.
And then she said to everybodyelse just you know, go register
to vote and vote who you like.
She didn't say I need all mySwifties to go vote for Kamala.
That didn't happen Because, youknow, white women mostly voted
for Trump Right.
Biggest mysteries in ourlifetime.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
White women White women voting for.
Trump.
Black people.
Hey, where are the white womenat?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
He grabbed them and got them and also got their
votes too Right.
So I don't know.
So would the white women forTrump.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Not for Kamala, so it's a good time maybe to ask
her herself, possibly what wentwrong.
So we had her on the showbefore election.
She'd been kind of quiet afterher concession speech, so we
feel honored to have her back on.
So good day, madam VicePresident.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Call me Kamala Luziella.
Who cares?
It was probably the support ofa couple of loser lines that you
did me in.
I'm sorry, I'm just pissed.
I bought a message of hope,togetherness, moving on from
hate, but America chooses afelon, a cheat, sexual predator,
hitler, over me.
And now I know why.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Well, again you seem to be in pretty good spirits.
We just wanted to let you knowthat you did have our support,
okay, next doesn't it, yousexist, bigoted country?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You wait until the shit hits the fan and see what
he does for you.
You can take your magna hat andstuff it up your orange arses.
The bitch has spoken.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay.
Well, I think it's safe to sayshe's pretty pissed off.
The bitch has spoken.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Everyone's always said given this reason, this
reason, this reason, I like herreason.
I agree with her.
I think she's probably right,because I don't think America's
ready for a female president,because Hillary really won the
popular vote eight years ago,barely lost.
It's not that she's right.
They're not ready for a femaleblack president.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
And half Indian, yeah , so she'd be her black county.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
What Jamaican?
So?
She'd be the female JamaicanIndian woman.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
President A little bit of everything.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
America's going.
I don't know about that.
She's a woman.
Your skin's kind of dark.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
She's a murderer.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
She's a doggy, she's a mixed breed, A freaking mixed
breed.
Yeah and not.
Yeah, she's a mixed breed.
You know what a freaking mixed?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
breed.
Yeah, and not only that, she'sclever, she thinks she's clever.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I don't know she smiles a lot and she's happy,
and she gave a message of hopeand no one gave a shit.
So what do you think?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Why do you think she lost?
Clap your hands, she smiles,and she's pretty.
Clap your hands, she smiles,and she's pretty, clap your
hands.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Did you take your meds?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
today the nurse said I could be here for another 10
minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
So why do you think she lost what do?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
you think?
I think that's exactly why shelost and the fact that the
Democrats didn't get out.
They figured that all thelittle Swifties had come out and
saved their ass.
Didn't happen, do you think?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
that they thought they didn't have to vote, that
she was just going to winbecause of all the polls being
so close and whatever?
Or do you think that theydidn't really like the choice
this year so they decided not tovote, which is why we were down
so much?
That's possible to vote, whichis why we were down so much.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
That's impossible, or I think it's, and of course
this would be my fault, becauseI said gee, I think this is all
a big bloody ruse.
She's probably way ahead, butthey want to make absolutely
sure that she I thought that too.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
A lot of people thought that too, that she was
really actually ahead, andthey're saying the polls are
closest to make sure they getpeople would go vote because you
needed your vote in, because itwas so close.
So I think people vote the sameway.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well, and it rings back yeah, Say what, Well, yeah,
I mean what.
Somebody's breaking into ourpodcast.
Say what what?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Once again Chesney this is great material, just for
you.
Say what, say what.
Knock my microphone over.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
It's just, it's live.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Chesney the hazards of working on this show, on the
reason why we thought she lostit.
We do have this fun period.
We got the holidays coming up.
We don't have to hear aboutdipshit.
You know, and I can tell youwhat my goal is that when he
gets in office, you know he'sgoing to be in the news every
day.
He's going to do stuff to pisspeople off.
He's going to say stupid things.
Piss people off.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
He's going to say stupid things piss people off.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Unlike four years ago , we're not going to react to it
.
I mean, the last time wereacted, can you believe we did
this?
Now we know what he's like andwhat he is and what he's going
to do and how bad it's going tobe.
Just back away from it.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
We're not going to worry about it because it's
going to be our second birthday.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
We know who he is and what he's like, so why spend
time wasting on it?
We already know about it.
Right now it happens, so weknow that shit's coming.
Like Kamala said, shitstorm'scoming, so let it go.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh man, I tell you, is it ever?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I just say those who voted for him.
All these things starthappening, they're going, but he
ain't done anything for me yet.
Oh yeah, you'll find out.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Just wait until your vibrator that's made in China
suddenly costs you a whole lotmore money and the batteries
that go in it are made in China.
Oh wait a minute.
Let me put it this way China.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, they were using it in that wicked porn video
and the batteries went deadright in the middle of the most
crucial part.
So those batteries are fromChina.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
China, china, you've got to get your little round
mouth going.
I don't want to do that, yeahit makes me sick.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I don't want to do that.
I understand it's been a roughweek for the election hangover
and for you, Costello, becauseyou had to jump into the
hellacious world known as theSouth Carolina DMV.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Oh God, don't remind me.
Yes, the DMV and a certaininsurance company.
Yeah, I got this great idea.
Let's just go ahead and cancelpeople and not fucking tell them
.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
So you have got to go to the DMV straight out to your
problem.
And to get to the DMV you'll bedriving on a suspended license.
I mean, that makes no freakingsense that is correct.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I do have insurance now, but it's now more than
quadrupled in price.
And they said we sent you aletter.
No, you didn't.
No, we sent you a text.
No, you didn't.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Because you missed an insurance payment, they
canceled it.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
One, and it was on auto pay.
So why don't you just go pushit again?
Maybe there was some kind ofsomething going on and you
didn't get paid your $60 orwhatever it was, and so then
they now cancel you.
So then your license getssuspended, and now you have to
pay for that.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
So they suspended your license because your
insurance missed the payment.
So they reported you had noinsurance and the state canceled
your license or suspended yourlicense.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
That's right.
So then of of course, theinsurance comes back, says no
license, hey, better put yourrates up.
Uh, oh, look at that, you'vegot a time.
You paid the new rates and youhave your insurance back.
Oh yes, thank you very much.
Yes, 180, did you changecompanies?
Well, here's an interestingthing.
I called Company A andstrangely ended up on the same
call getting talking to CompanyB.
(24:06):
I could name them.
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
They probably own by the same people.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Well, that's what I think.
I think it's a big con if youthink about it.
Let's see, we'll just go aheadand cancel.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You reinstated, you had to pay more money, but your
reinstatement doesn'tautomatically reinstate your
driver's license, so you have togo to the DMV to get that done
right, yep, stand in line.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I said, well, unless you can prove, I said I'll tell
you what I can prove more thingsthan you can prove, because you
never sent me a text ever.
Do you have to go to thepatient?
No, listen, and the DMV neversent me anything.
That's supposed to send me aletter with 15 days notice on it
.
I mean, I used to get those inNevada all the time, way back
when.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
But, caroline, do you have to go down there to get
your license unsuspended, or canyou just do it on the phone?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Probably not, because you can't get through on the
phone.
We could spend the next 10minutes of our lovely show
proving the fact that they Well,dial them up.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Let's find out.
Let's talk to DMV.
You really want to do?
You really want to do it.
I really do.
Yeah, All right, we're doingthis for Chesney.
Chesney, she's going.
You're calling the DMV live?
Yes, we are yes why not?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
And here we go, south Carolina.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
DMV, punch him up.
Gaston, punch him up.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I am, I'm punching You're punching me slow.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
You're a slow puncher ?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
No, hey, you think I'm a slow puncher, it's like a
Seinfeld episode.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
You're a fast talker, but you're a slow puncher.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh for crying out loud, everybody's calling me.
Oh, there, it is Lovely, trythat again Is that it.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
That can't be right.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Hang on, I've got to find it here on my new Super
Deluxe board.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You should get at least the start of the series of
recordings.
We've got to get through to theone employee that they have
there.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
As you can hear.
No, never mind, it's just goingbeep, beep, beep.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
What are you supposed to do?
This is a government telephonenumber.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Exactly, you are correct.
Ah, more's the point.
Why aren't we hearing it?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
That should be there okay, so that's the dmv not
answering the force.
Um, so what do you think, folks, when it comes to electronic
(26:52):
stuff?
Costello's right on top of it,this is just.
There's a button, I don't know,and when you call before, is
this what you got?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Great, Now I can't hear you oh there we go.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
When you call before, is this what you got?
Is it?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
There Done.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
We're done with them.
I will have to when you callbefore.
Didn't you get a recording, ordid you get this thing?
Oh, I called.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I did a, but you got through.
No, I didn't.
You got this.
I'm going to have to go downthere.
It's not a particular.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
When you called before, you got the same thing.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Like you always do when you try and call the.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
DMV.
I get an answer.
I just get a recording thatsaid your estimated wait time
will be two hours, two and ahalf hours, something like that.
I get that.
I waited once for three hours.
I just put the phone away.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I don't have anything to do with my life, so it
doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Man, you're screwed over.
You're going to have to go downto the South Carolina DMV.
You ever been in there inperson before yet, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Oh sure, well, they had to take my picture three
times.
Yeah, because they got to.
You're not going to like thisone, well, apparently not
Polaroid's not working right now.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Hang on.
No, the sketch.
How many people were wearingoveralls when you went in there
at the DMV?
Oh geez, Just about everybody.
But me.
You were in there with theMurdoch family and JD and Billy.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Bob and yeah JD.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Your neighbor Pokey Pookie.
Whatever his name is PokeyPookie.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Oh, come on, they don't have driver's license.
No, that's true, they don't.
They don't want the ID and.
Oh, that's true, they don'twant the ID, and this is a fact
told to me by the insurancecommissioner, who I have called
and sent a complaint in, andthey take this quite seriously.
Oddly enough, one in fourpeople in this town at least, or
(28:52):
in this county, don't haveinsurance.
Isn't that great, one in four.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's scary.
If you don't have insurance inthis state in Colorado, they
don't suspend your license.
But if you get pulled over andyou have no proof of insurance,
it's a pretty big ticket.
They don't take your licenseaway or suspend it because you
don't have insurance, they justgo.
If you're going to go out thereand run the risk of not having
it, you get pulled by.
You get a big ticket.
(29:20):
If you're in an accident, evenbigger ticket with all the other
stuff that comes with it.
But they don't do what they doin their redneck land down there
.
They don't suspend your license.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
No, not well, they do here.
They just suspend your licenseand cancel it.
They'll go down there tomorrow,which will be Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
So you'll get out and be home by Friday?
Yeah, really.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, probably get COVID in the process.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Great, yeah, that and some other things too, yeah
well, you know, I need a shower,I need a shower.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
No, I'm not going to shower between now and then,
just to fit in.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
What's that smell?
All of us, yeah, that's too bad.
Man, I'm sorry You're going tobe driving illegally To get
there.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Here's the other thing.
Of course, the tags on myMotorcycle have run out back in
May.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
But you can't get those.
I haven't run out.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
But yeah, and because I've got to pay another $500
for the personal property tax, Ican't buy tags for the bike.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I think you're looking at some serious jail
time.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
No, no, it hasn't been out of the.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
You get a drive down there, but at least you have
insurance.
But you're driving with asuspended license, which is a
huge ticket for doing that, andyou tell the cop well, how am I
supposed to get there?
You know, they either go callan Uber.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Oh, exactly.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Call an Uber, yeah well, call an Uber.
You can't drive.
You can't drive, but you'regoing to drive and take the risk
.
You're going to drive therewith I've been doing it since
May, unknowingly.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
So what's the difference?
If you got pulled over, it'd bebigger there to rest you For
that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Trust me.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I speak from experience.
Oh really, oh good.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Well, maybe you know after I've got down there, I was
just driving like a half a mileto pick up my daughter from
school.
I said I'm just picking her upfrom school, I don't care, off
you go.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Crap.
Yeah, well, let's hope not.
Or well you know, there'll beno.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Don't worry, Just call me, I'll be your bail
bondsman.
Okay, Okay, I will.
What are you going to put up toget out?
I'm going?
Well, he put up his cat and dogtwo cats and a dog.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, this will be the soundfrom the showers in the jail, of
course.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Which we are, huh which we are, huh which we are
huh, that's it exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
You can hear the.
That's not applause, that's itExactly.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
You can hear the that's not applause, that's
worry.
Yeah, it's prison rape.
Yeah lovely, oh, I look forwardto that and of course, Bubba's
going to go.
It was consensual.
Yeah right, you brought whiteass into my jail cell.
That makes it consensual.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's right.
Yes, and of course I probablydidn't help Mattis by telling
them to stick their manga hatsup their ass, but there you go.
Up their orange ass.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
They'll record you taking up the arsenal.
They'll download it to thewicked porn site and there you
go.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
And we'll use it every week at the end of the
show, like we were doing before.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I think you sent out the jail sex to text and go
along with all these ethnictexts.
There you go Chesney.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
what do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You're lucky.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Costello Well, we have run out of time, I believe.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, you better go hit the squeal, because that's
what's going to happen when youget caught driving without a
license to the DMV.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Well, I've got a license, it's just they
suspended it.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I don't count man.
So they pull over, they'll putit in the computer.
Going boy, you're driving witha suspended license.
I'm on my way here to get it.
That's what they all say.
You ain't going anywhere.
You ain't coming out of here.
Boy, keep going down to thetitty bar down the street.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
We know what you're doing.
Here you go, Bubba.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Here's some fresh white meat for you, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Starts with a good head.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Don't you love this new board?
It's the D&D Gals Tale.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
It's always.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Squeal, squeal, squeal.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Get your license okay .
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Well, it's a sad thing, we get time to say bye
and, of course, as always, thecancelled guys as well as the
originally cancelled radio guysdo we mention we both do radio
together.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, many times.
That's on today's show.
Well, I'm talking about thatnow because it's a new thing, so
anyway, so, as always, keep usup on our bio on Facebook, our
Facebook page.
You know, of course, keep us upon our bio and Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Find us anywhere that you'd like to go to podcasting.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
And then once again welcome aboard Chesney, sour and
anemones.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
We'll have something to do with great money.
All right, do it, do it.
See you again, bye, bye, go Red, go Red.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
See you again.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Bye.
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