The Cavalry

The Cavalry

Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.

Episodes

May 11, 2025 56 mins

It's episode 262 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you shouldn't be able to delete direct messages. Johnny needs backup that when you get pulled over, they should let you know whether or not you're getting the ticket before they leave to go back to their car. 

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It's Episode 161 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that there should be a federal minimum on offers airlines make to you to reschedule your ticket. Johnny needs backup that wallpaper sucks. Enjoy! 

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April 28, 2025 57 mins

It's Episode 260 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you shouldn't have to freeze your credit, the default should be frozen. Johnny needs backup that if a insurance company decides not to pay out your policy, they should have to give back the premiums you paid in. Enjoy! 

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April 21, 2025 58 mins

It's epsisode 259 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we should get rid of any forced pleasantries from fast food or convenience store employees. Andrew needs backup that joggers shouldn't jog in the street. Enjoy! 

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April 14, 2025 60 mins

It's episode 258 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on showing time codes for reality shows. Andrew needs backup that saying spinach is triple washed has the opposite of the intended effect. Enjoy! 

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April 6, 2025 56 mins

It's Episode 257 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on the Dyson Vacuum being far and away the greatest vacuum of all time. Andrew needs backup on the key to parenting being the first one in the morning to say you didn't sleep great last night. Enjoy! 

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It's episode 256 of The Cavalry! First, long-time Cavalry fan Kyle McClure needs backup that music conductors are pointless. Andrew needs backup that non-screen time parents are the hardest working parents in the history of modern civilization. Johnny needs backup that theaters should stop showing anniversary re-releases of movies and just do new movies. Enjoy!

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March 24, 2025 59 mins

It's episode 255 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Shamrock Shakes are gross. Andrew needs backup that wiping your kids nose that last time before dropping them off at preschool isn't going to make a difference. Enjoy! 

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March 17, 2025 57 mins

It's episode 254 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that girl scout cookies are terrible. Johnny needs backup that if you're the one that leaves someone at the altar, you need to explain to the audience the wedding isn't happening. 

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March 9, 2025 58 mins

It's episode 253 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Dairy Queens needing to move into cities. Johnny needs backup on relying on big hotel chains for a Mexican vacation. Enjoy and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

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March 3, 2025 47 mins

It's episode 252 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that there should be weather-tiered drivers licenses. Andrew needs backup that he needs a hobby. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! We're only one subscriber away from profitability!

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February 23, 2025 58 mins

It's episode 251 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on returning Amazon packages for his wife. Andrew needs backup that ads should quit showing themselves to you once you've bought the product. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

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February 16, 2025 55 mins

It's episode 250 of The Cavalry! Previous guest and friend of the show Brandt Tobler pinch hits for Johnny as co-host and needs backup that his plan to never pay taxes is win/win. Johnny magically appears for post-show banter so join the Patreon to get your Beehner fix! 

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February 9, 2025 50 mins

It's episode 249 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on the Grammy's being the best awards show. Johnny needs backup that there should be a draft to decide who's the President of the United States. Enjoy! 

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February 3, 2025 66 mins

It's episode 248 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that living forever is overrated. Johnny needs backup that minivans have gotten a bad rap. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

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It's episode 247 of The Cavalry! First Andrew needs backup that all movies in theaters should have an intermission. Then he pivots at the end to Reddit is the only fun social media site left. Johnny needs backup that Chicago drivers are the worst drivers. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

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January 19, 2025 47 mins

It's episode 246 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that thermometers should just be for babies and scientists. Andrew needs backup that vending machines should be just for soda and candy. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!

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January 12, 2025 50 mins

It's episode 245 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that no one needs a private Instagram page. Johnny needs backup that having your birthday around Christmas isn't actually bad. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter! 

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January 5, 2025 42 mins

It's episode 244 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that hotel points should work the same as airline miles where only the person staying there can get the credit. Johnny needs backup that when athletes give away autographed jerseys after games they should use a T-shirt cannon to get them up to the cheap seats instead of giving them to rich kids. Enjoy! 

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It's episode 243 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that couches should come put together. Andrew needs backup that all preschools need bidets. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. 

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