The Cavalry

The Cavalry

Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.

Episodes

July 14, 2025 43 mins

Johnny needs backup that waiters shouldn't sit down at the table with you when they're taking your order. Andrew needs backup that only married years count towards an anniversary, and you can't keep counting if your spouse died. Enjoy! 

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Johnny gives a wallpaper disaster update and Andrew's gonna try and install a new dishwasher top rack. Johnny needs backup wondering why no matter what he eats his poops are always roughly the same. Andrew needs backup that we should eliminate inflight announcements. Enjoy! 

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June 30, 2025 54 mins

Johnny needs backup that concerts should start on time. Andrew needs backup that constellations are a scam. Johnny gives an appliance update which includes a repairman blowdrying his refrigerator and Andrew learns the difference between Brian and Ryan Adams. Enjoy!

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June 23, 2025 56 mins

On episode 268 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup that people who say they're not into politics need to pick a side. Johnny needs backup that you shouldn't be allowed to save seats. 

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June 16, 2025 69 mins

Andrew needs backup that gum sucks. Johnny needs backup that claw machines should be illegal. They talk about Father's Day plans and just how Andy Dufrane got that hiding spot in the Bible for his rock hammer cut so perfectly. Enjoy! 

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June 8, 2025 46 mins

Johnny needs backup that all children's birthday parties should be drop off! Andrew needs backup that fish and chips are overrated. Enjoy! 

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June 1, 2025 49 mins

It's episode 265 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that if you've ever changed your mind on Trump, in either direction, then you have no soul. Johnny needs backup that comedy competitions should go extinct. Enjoy! 

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May 25, 2025 57 mins

It's episode 264 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that if Chick-fil-a is going to be at the airport, they have to be open on Sundays. Johnny needs backup that to comment on Youtube videos you must have posted at least one Youtube video. Enjoy!

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May 19, 2025 52 mins

It's episode 263 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we should embrace the positives of everyone getting dumber. Johnny needs backup that the ads for bidets are a misrepresentation. Enjoy! 

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May 11, 2025 56 mins

It's episode 262 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you shouldn't be able to delete direct messages. Johnny needs backup that when you get pulled over, they should let you know whether or not you're getting the ticket before they leave to go back to their car. 

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May 4, 2025 45 mins

It's Episode 161 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that there should be a federal minimum on offers airlines make to you to reschedule your ticket. Johnny needs backup that wallpaper sucks. Enjoy! 

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April 28, 2025 57 mins

It's Episode 260 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you shouldn't have to freeze your credit, the default should be frozen. Johnny needs backup that if a insurance company decides not to pay out your policy, they should have to give back the premiums you paid in. Enjoy! 

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April 21, 2025 58 mins

It's epsisode 259 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we should get rid of any forced pleasantries from fast food or convenience store employees. Andrew needs backup that joggers shouldn't jog in the street. Enjoy! 

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April 14, 2025 60 mins

It's episode 258 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on showing time codes for reality shows. Andrew needs backup that saying spinach is triple washed has the opposite of the intended effect. Enjoy! 

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April 6, 2025 56 mins

It's Episode 257 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on the Dyson Vacuum being far and away the greatest vacuum of all time. Andrew needs backup on the key to parenting being the first one in the morning to say you didn't sleep great last night. Enjoy! 

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It's episode 256 of The Cavalry! First, long-time Cavalry fan Kyle McClure needs backup that music conductors are pointless. Andrew needs backup that non-screen time parents are the hardest working parents in the history of modern civilization. Johnny needs backup that theaters should stop showing anniversary re-releases of movies and just do new movies. Enjoy!

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March 24, 2025 59 mins

It's episode 255 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Shamrock Shakes are gross. Andrew needs backup that wiping your kids nose that last time before dropping them off at preschool isn't going to make a difference. Enjoy! 

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March 17, 2025 57 mins

It's episode 254 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that girl scout cookies are terrible. Johnny needs backup that if you're the one that leaves someone at the altar, you need to explain to the audience the wedding isn't happening. 

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March 9, 2025 58 mins

It's episode 253 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Dairy Queens needing to move into cities. Johnny needs backup on relying on big hotel chains for a Mexican vacation. Enjoy and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

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March 3, 2025 47 mins

It's episode 252 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that there should be weather-tiered drivers licenses. Andrew needs backup that he needs a hobby. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! We're only one subscriber away from profitability!

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