The Cavalry

It's episode 206 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on pilots not bragging about being early until they're sure there's an open gate ready for the plane. Johnny needs backup on having real-time, fact checked debates being a requirement for running for President. Enjoy! 

It's episode 205 of The Cavalry! A rare decline in backup comes from Andrew when Johnny goes after Shamrock Shakes. Then Andrew needs backup on removing old soap dispensers once the new ones have been installed to avoid confusion. Thank you for listening to the most important podcast in the world! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. 

It's episode 204 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that WebMD should be password protected so only doctors can access it. Andrew needs backup that boxing hype videos are counter-productive. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter! 

It's episode 203 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup how people who complain about inflation need to stop ordering on DoorDash. Johnny needs backup that people need to have more shame around having pink eye. Enjoy!

It's episode 202 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that the government should just tell us what we owe for taxes. Andrew needs backup that spies in the movies need to finish their expensive sandwiches rather than throwing them in the trash after one bite. Enjoy! 

It's episode 201 of The Cavalry! Andrew has to record from inside an electric car while it charges. Did that stop us? Only sort of! Johnny needs backup that actors should have to go by their credited name in their real life. Andrew needs backup that they should just put protein in everything. Enjoy! 

It's the 200th episode of The Cavalry! For this anniversary spectacular, Andrew needs backup on not being expected to bring big parent energy for other random kids beside your own. Johnny needs backup that seat-warmers in cars should come standard. Enjoy! And thanks for listening to all 200 episodes. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

It's episode 199 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that choosing between the lesser of two evils isn't unique to politics. Johnny needs backup that whatever a doctor does to you you should be able to reciprocate if you choose to. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

It's episode 198 of The Cavalry! We backup two listeners who reviewed the podcast! Then Johnny needs backup that nobody wants the "Thins" version of any candy or cookie. Andrew needs backup that nobody cares if a food is authentic to the country it's from, just that it tastes good. Enjoy!

It's episode 197 of The Cavalry and Johnny's back after a relaxing trip with the family to Disneyworld. Andrew needs backup on his theory that airlines should reward you for minutes spent on a plane rather than miles flown. Johnny needs backup that anyone should be able to use a handicap stall in public restrooms. 

It's episode 196 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it's wasn't better back then. Johnny needs backup that Jim from the Office was kind of a dick. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! 

It's episode 195 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that parents shouldn't total up family vacation expenses for Instagram content. Johnny needs backup that you should need a license to post do-it-yourself videos. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

It's episode 194 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that by not flushing the toilet when you pee, the toilet paper piles up and then when he poops it's stinkier because it's not underwater. That's a topic right? Andrew needs backup that if the door flies off a plane he's riding in, and no one is injured, that the pilot should just keep going to the final destination. Enjoy! 

It's episode 193 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that bowling is a great activity. Andrew needs backup that kids should only be allowed three toys in their possession at a time. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. 

It's episode 192 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that there should be no situation where society requires you to have your license plate memorized. Johnny needs backup that all society should be required to wear the same outfit like in low-budget sci fi movies. Enjoy! 

Happy New Year! It's episode 191 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we should bring back the word supper. Johnny needs backup that movies are too long. Enjoy! 

Merry Christmas! It's episode 190 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on slowing down with all the holiday tipping. Johnny needs backup that basketball should be 4 on 4. Enjoy! 

It's episode 189 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on it sucking when shows separate their final season into two. Andrew needs backup that it's inspiring to have an 80-year-old President because it gives hope that we could all be President one day. Enjoy! Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter. 

It's episode 188 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it's not impressive when soap brags that it's not tested on animals. Johnny needs backup that there's too many apps. Enjoy and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!