⁨@Shipboxgarage⁩ on Takeovers Destroying the Car Scene, RB26 vs 2JZ & TX2K | Circle of Drift #137 - The Circle of Drift

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Hey Jamie, what's 18 * 4? What's?
He's just committed to the Jamiebit. 3 * 18 / 12 All right,
that's not right. Welcome back to the Circle of
Drift podcast presented by same HQ where we interview some of
the most interesting personalities within the
industry. My name is Dawson and today we

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have on Jordan Taylor. Yeah, if I'm missing when this
airs, please call the police. Dawson did it.
When we try and settle the RV versus Jay-Z argument.
For twice the cost and half the reliability with an RB, you too
can make the same power as A2 Jay-Z.
While the car scene seems to go downhill.
That's the thing about takeovers, like, yeah, people

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that do takeovers, they're not going to any contracts.
They're not doing shit. And like, there are some kids
that do come over from takeovers, but like, it's very.
Remarkable and why DSM's are hisfavorite chassis.
First Gen. DSM's I love them and it's so
funny too because like whenever I do a video on them it does
insanely well because like everyone has a funny DSM story.

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And much more wild stuff to get into, so look below the video
and make sure you have smash that subscribe button.
And without further ado, let's get in.
Yeah, I've been wanting this shit forever.
I've been in the field with wherever they throw out me,
brush it off, pick myself up, moving on a little better.
Hey, Yeah. Ain't no errors, baby.
It's a new. App want everyone to know
Dawson's toilet is very low to the ground.

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Is it? Oh well, you're a fucking
giraffe so. This is a House of small people.
Hey, Well. Yeah, for anyone that's curious,
I'm not as tall as I might look on camera.
I know camera has. Effect He's 65.
It's really weird that he has this small of a toilet.
I'm 4/6. Oh well.
Oh, because this is the third time recording this.

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This is also he Dawson's named after Dawson's Creek.
I want that to be. Oh, yeah, yeah.
He had to make sure that was in the cut.
That is where my name comes from.
Tada, if you didn't know. But yeah, that should fit with
you guys. You're the right age, I think.
I think most of you at least. But yeah, this is the third

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time. Like you said, the first time
was like 2 seconds and I caught it, but then you're put it to
the right setting. So his mic never recorded on the
second one. Yeah.
If I'm missing when this airs, please call the police.
Dawson did it. He's not going to post for
another week. Don't don't worry about it.
It's no big deal. Why I?
Knew why I went missing exposed.Right.

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Well, I want to make sure this is said on on the podcast.
Thank you for your service. He was in the Navy.
We had a whole story. I spent all of all of it on non
running cars. Give you an explanation of that.
It's always, I don't know, like I didn't like.
Thank you for your service because I don't know, I just had
like desk bitch job, which like most people in the military do.

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So I always hated it so but like, you know, it's it's cool.
So I didn't want to be disrespectful and just be like.
So then I just came up with thisstupid.
Well, thank you for paying your taxes because.
What about the people that are scheming the IRS?
That all of it go into shit boxes.

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Oh my God, whenever we get. All right.
Well, tell me about at least getting into the military, what
you do. Like what specifically your job
is? Yeah, so I enlisted.
Involved. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I was in for 12 years. I enlisted.
I was a conventional machinist, mate, which is like a general
engineer. I joined because I couldn't

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afford college. I was working full time while
going to school full time. And so like, my parents made
just enough to where like, you know, they didn't qualify for
any financial needs, but like not enough to actually help.
And so dropped out of ASU, went and enlisted, found out it was
color blind at like the medical evaluation.

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And so from there, you know, I couldn't do the job that I was
going to do, which is going to be a nuke.
So instead I asked him like hey what's the closest thing to cars
and they go machinist mate wouldfucking lie because they have
jobs that are like hey we work on fucking cars.
So like that's why everyone hates the recruiter.
Finally got a DUI and that's. A weird like title too,

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Machinist mate is that? It's, I don't know, a weird Navy
term. Yeah, the Navy's weird.
Or I guess the mate things because.
The stereotype about the Navy istrue.
Like I've seen more Dicks than any of my gay friends and I've
been in the Navy like that. It's just every route.
It's what happens underway staysunderway.

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Anyhow, I. Think that's every branch.
Yeah, it's the Marines. Let's not talk about it.
Yeah, anyway. What?
Was your question. Just like what you do in the in
the Navy. Oh yeah, so was machine's mate
and then my boss's boss may be applied to go to the Naval
Academy. I found out I got accepted

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somehow which is wild because I didn't even know it existed 6
months before I showed up. I always thought like the army
Navy games were played by reservists.
I was just like, I don't know, I'm fucking dumb and then I'm
going to this prestigious schoolnow that I definitely did not
deserve to. Be.
At it's. Like a highlighter in.
The car and then, yeah, so then I joined the Civil Engineer
Corps, which is like the officer's side of the CBS.

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And so the CBS are like these badass, like awesome.
Like, hey, you get a rifle and ashovel.
And then the Civil Engineer Corps, which is the officer's
side, just a bunch of fucking nerds cuz you have to have like
an engineering degree or an architecture degree even to be a
part of it. And so it was cool though,
because like the six years I wasa civil engineer corps officer,
I got real world experience because the jobs we did

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paralleled the civilians jobs inour office.
So even though I wasn't doing cool stuff, which only 1% of the
military even actually sees combat, like it's just everyone
supports the war fighter. There's a very, very small
amount. So everyone's like, oh, have you
ever killed anybody? And I was like, I don't know,
that's almost. Almost everybody resolved a
couple of. Times like, I don't fucking
know, like what? So yeah, I just like.

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Crucified myself. Yeah, like I.
Just been like dude if I just change it from 2 and what is
that like 11 to like this, I just get that beautiful forever
sleep. Everyone thinks that every
morning. Nighty night.
Yeah, anyway, what was the question?
No, I'm kidding. So then I got to do like

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construction project management,facilities oversight, and then
regional project management. And it was cool because I just
got to do actual job stuff. And then now I'm not using any
of it and I just make shitty carvideos online.
That's so fun. Like.
I mean, but even. Civilians are like, that's
everybody. Yeah.

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Like college is just a scam. I mean, for certain things that
you definitely need it like you don't want, you know?
Well, obviously, yeah, you're going to like DeVry.
But even that too, like it becomes a fucking scam after a
certain cuz you gotta you're going to go for what, nine years
or something like that to get sofinally become a doctor and then
you're going to come back in twoyears.

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Most jobs are like you have to have a degree.
I know and some of them. But so they would have to drop
that. They would have to drop that
before then colleges would be incentivized to drop the
bullshit degrees. I don't know.
I know people that. We could go and a rabbit hole
like that bullshit degrees. And then they somehow get like a
good internship and then they now do nothing related with it

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and get paid like 2-3 hundred KAyear.
Yeah, well, I have been like. Six years, so it's like it's all
scam. It's not.
What? It's a simulation.
Who you know, baby? This is a simulation.
Oh God, one of those no. The earth is flat though, we all
know that. All right, moving on.

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No, but continue the Navy. Yeah, so then did that and last
July I got medically retired because I had my spine fused and
then the years before that had both my wrists like
reconstructed. Why did why did you have to get
your spine fused? I don't know.
Like, I think it started when I heard it when I was enlisted,

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and I don't even really rememberwhat happened, but just like
really early on deployment, my back just started like hurting
and hurting, getting worse. And then four years of the Naval
Academy where they like forced you to be kind of fit, that just
made it worse because I just like, pushed through it.
And then, yeah, I found out like2 of my discs and my spine were
just like completely gone. What plus side is I grew an

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inch? Hey, that's pretty solid.
So like I went from six one to six.
Two, you went from mini giraffe to major draft.
Yeah, exactly. So scaled.
That's cool. Now none of my pants fit, which
fucking sucks. What the fuck?
But that's why I feel you. Like if you see me at an event,
I'm usually either walking or sitting because like just
standing fucking hurts. Damn.

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I have to do those like old man stretches like I just did all
the time. Oh my God I couldn't imagine my
sucks driving. Welcome to your future.
It's depressing. Oh great, it is all ages.
It is anyways. Life just gets worse.
Life sucks either way, just do what you want.

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Damn it. Where were we?
What were we just talking about?I don't know, you're making me
sidetracked. Jamie, what were we talking
about? Oops.
Yeah, so I. Yeah.
Yeah, so I did that. How did?
OK, so how does cars fit into into the Navy?
So like, because I know most people, you're on a boat most of
the time, right? Yeah, no.
So I got to cars when I was 16 because, you know, Fast and

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Furious came out and yeah, fucking doesn't want to just
street race after Fast and Furious.
Don't street race, by the way. And so, yeah, I was pretty poor,
so I but I wanted something thatwould be Fast.
And my friend's brothers and my friend all had DSMS, which if

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you know, they're turbo all-wheel drive Mitsubishi's,
Eagle Talons and Plymouth Blazers from 89 to 99.
And so I bought one of those forlike 2 grand and then, you know,
just, it broke all the fucking time.
Because DSM also stands for it doesn't start much.
They're pieces of shit, but I fucking love them.

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That's why one's outside. And so, yeah, I had.
That U-Haul trailer baby. It's fucking beat, but it's
going to be a show cart when I'mdone with it.
You muck. My words it will.
It's going to be fucking beautiful.
I'm I'm fucking. Excited.
Why do you assume? Like what?
Like who chooses that dude? Because it.
Was turbo and all-wheel drive and two grand so it was like
that beat everything like you beat any fucking any other car

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for that. You sure?
They're beautiful. They have automatic seatbelts,
they have flip up headlights. They're fucking aggressive.
First Gen., first Gen. fucking DSMS Fuck I love them.
And it's so funny too 'cause like whenever I do a video on
them it does insanely well 'cause like everyone has a funny
DSM story. Like everyone has that friend

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that like had a friend that had ADSM that was just a piece of
shit or like had a friend but they made fucking power dude.
Yeah, no, I mean. Dude you buried 600 fucking
horsepower on those. Like stock or not stock, but
like stock internals, you'd be fine.
Manual transmission, that shit'sgrenading.
Your transfer case, that's fucking grenading.
Automatics made fucking power really easy.

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But yeah, I don't know. I just fucking fell in love with
them. And so how to sell it when I
joined the Navy? And then Fast forward to why
that piece of shit's outside. My friend's older brother kept
it all this time and so he had to sell it.
And there's a whole back story to it that I'll go into later,
like in another video. But all my YouTube there you.

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Go, there's a plug. But yeah, he held on to it all
this time he was forced to sell it.
And so thankfully my buddy Luke,fancy pants STI, he stored it at
his shop for the entire time. And yes, I fucking paid them
because you pay your friends. And yeah, I worked it out to

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where I'm trying to vlog every day for a month straight and
with Texas 2K coming up. And then I casted the after
party there. I was like, well, what can I do
to extend it? And then I was like, well, I can
go pick up the car. I can fly from Texas, go to
Missouri, pick up the car. And I was like, well, what's
going on there? There's a Riverside car show or

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something like that. And so I was like, well, I could
just go do that during the weekend.
And I was like, all right, well,what's in between there?
And I was like, oh, fucking Dawson's Creek is in Tennessee.
That's. Never.
I'm never going to leave that down now.
That's how he should just intro the podcast every time he's
like, this is Dawson. Dude, what if I made the

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Dawson's Creek intro? Dude that.
'D be so good. That'd be such a fucking banger.
Don't give me. Any ideas?
Yeah, it just I kept adding stuff and then so like, it's now
9, almost 9:00 because Dawson won't let me leave.
Help. I'm in danger.
Please call the police. He's fucking missing.

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Don't worry about it. Did I say that bit already on
this take? Yes.
I can't tell because it's the third take.
I love that you like you. You you're not scared to just
say it's a bit too. Oh.
Like you just rolled. It was a good bit.
That's a fucking bit. I mean, I come up with them on
the fly, but like it's a good bit.
So I'm going to get it in so I can clip it, so I can be famous,

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so I can open my Chow Ranch. It's.
Literally all I want is a field of fucking chow chows.
What are we talking? About dog goes oh Texas 2K
that's the last thing. Yeah, so I was just trying to
fill my stuff with. ADHD episode, Yeah.
You'll understand as many thingsas I could.
And it worked out to where, OK, now I have a fucking month of

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content. And so, yeah, I'm going to pick
that DSM up, tow it to Riverside, OR tow it to my
friend Niles after this, then Riverside and then back home,
finish up what I have to do withmy IS300, and then get to
restoring that. Fuck yeah, I got a lot.
Tell me about Texas 2K Like Texas?
2K is my least. Favorite What even is Texas 2K?

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Cuz to me that's not like my neck of the.
List So Texas 2K is like one of the Ogs.
Like when I think of like when Igot into cars it was 1320.
Shout out Kyle even though it doesn't respond to my DMS but
he's all friendly with me at meats calling you out.
Kyle, Dan and Fred would respond.
Those are two other people from 30 to 20 that do respond to my

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DMS that I love very much. Yeah, make him jealous.
Yeah, no, I love dude, hang on, I got I've got a great Fred text
2K story. This is perfectly let's hear it.
No, but so text 2K is a streetcar drag racing event.
The premise of it all is they'reall supposed to be cars that can

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be driven on the street that yougo to the track to see who's the
fastest. And I don't know when, like what
came first, the chicken or the egg, but it turned into just
street racing like that. It was Texas.
Two people go to Texas 2K and don't, like, spend a day at the
track. All they do is street race.
Yeah. So like, that's what it's known

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for. But I spent all the time,
definitely. On the track slamming of
Gatlinburg too. Yeah, most people like you go
spend maybe 30 minutes at the show, Yeah, for one day out of
the weekend, and then the rest is just having fun around town
because Gatlinburg is just sick as fuck.
Oh OK, so it's more of like a party scene?
Yeah, kind of what hard. Stuff do you do?

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Like what do you? Mean like what?
What cars like? What is there to do outside of
the show? Oh well, Gatlinburg is a major
tourist town up in the mountainsand stuff so like ever you rent
a massive cabin that sleeps like30 people and stuff like that.
That's dope. It's pretty wild.
No, this is the most time I've ever spent in Tennessee.
I need to get out and like startexploring more.
Oh yeah, you'll already be goinghalfway there, going to chat.

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Oh, OK, so no, I'd love to go out.
That'd be fun. Yeah, she's definitely one, I
think. Well, actually I think they're
still doing it this year. I think it might be technically
in Sevierville. I didn't, which is right now.
They traveled it because there'slike a a slummed enough North
Carolina, I think. They're all over the place.
They're based in Memphis. Oh OK yeah, I didn't realize it

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traveled. Yeah.
Get to see shitty cars on fucking tour the.
Fuck. That's not my thing.
I think stance cars are probablywhat I like the least.
I, I mean, I feel you. That's what I came from
originally. Yeah, terrible.
Terrible. Yeah, God awful.
No, no. Fuck it, I think.

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OK, so here's my. Ranking it's better than.
Mole no God. Don't hate me but the like Texas
2K stuff. No drag racing's fucking peak
streetcars. It's fucking not though.
Streetcars fuck. Cars that can only do highway
poles, Fuck. How how like no Generally
though, how just. Rock hard.

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I mean, I get it going. It's, it's going fast.
Like that's super fucking fun. That's all that matters.
But like it's sole purpose uses just fast as hell in a straight
line does that. How does that not get old?
You just keep doing it because, like drifting, you have to go to
a track. I can just run highway poles all
day. I mean, yeah, but.
Now, of course. In theory, you could do that

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with any. Motor sport.
I start at 35, I stop at 70. I follows all laws.
Want to get that clear? All filming was done in Mexico.
For content purposes only. But again, fuck street racing
and fuck no hazy shit. And fuck takeovers.
OK, so that's that's my reference to it.
What so Texas 2K seems like the resemblance of like not the

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event, the takeover scene, but where takeovers branch from.
It's unfair to put that there isa lot to hate about Texas 2K.
It is by far my least. Favorite I'm I'm not hating
either. There's generally from an
outside here. But what I would say is it's not
Texas 2K's fault that that happened.
It just happened to happen. So like Texas 2K?

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Is a felt like it actually is. What do you mean?
I mean it is a SO. Because us as Drifters, we get
looked at like that, like we breed the takeovers and like
takeovers is. Drifting and you're saying?
It's totally fucking not. They have nothing to do with
drifting whatsoever. They are dog water.
When it comes to drifting, I don't disagree.

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But donut? Texas 2K, the event doesn't
promote what happens at night there like what happens at night
just unfortunately happens. Well, yeah.
Yeah. Is that what you're asking?
But like doesn't it? Because I'm not saying like the
after meats get like after meatsjust get wild.
I understand that. I'm just saying like so for

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example, you would not see someone.
I mean, maybe there is a couple examples, but someone out of
that goes to Takeovers regularlyshow it to a drift event and try
and drive like that just doesn'treally happen.
It happens a little bit at Lanier because they heavily like
kind of promote that in the areabecause it's so bad in Atlanta.
But like they don't intertwine at all.

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But like, are there people at Texas 2K that are going out
later that night going to Takeovers and stuff?
Not takeovers, no St. races though, probably.
Oh, then that's I'm cool with that.
Oh yeah, and that's, that's, that's like the weird Gray area
where like, I mean, realistically, if it's the
middle of the night, you're on the freeway, it's just you and

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one other. The only people you can hurt are
yourselves. Sure, don't do it.
Be safe. But like, if you're going to be
dumb, be smart about it. Doing shit in like condensed
cities and areas like no hesi, weaving through cars, like
that's fucking stupid. Do not take our advice.
Do not condone. Take like going to a takeover is
like. But if you want to intersection.

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It's fucking like it's just brain dead fucking low GPA
activities like. I mean, yeah, it's just like us
Drifters. We throw out the car, people.
That's the thing about takeovers.
Like, yeah, that's people that do takeovers.
They're not going to any fuckingtracks.
They're not doing shit and like there are some kids that do come
over from takeovers, but like it's very fucking marginal.

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And then you try and offer it tothem and they just want to argue
with you. Yeah.
And just like no, anyone that goes to takeover is just a
fucking dog shit person. You just think you look good in
handcuffs, don't you? I love watching those videos of
people getting busted. There's that sheriff that his
whole page is like interviews after he fucking catches
criminals. I think I know what you're

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talking. About yeah yeah gold beautiful.
I would love dude like 3D fucking like thermal
surveillance of like takeovers getting busted and people
getting arrested. Oh that would be gold dude.
Like what what the Border Patrolis doing with their social
media? I didn't just do that same.
Oh my God you after. I'm not going to spoil it for

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nobody. Go fucking look at the border
patrols TikTok and shit. It's hilarious dude.
That's wild that that is a sentence that makes sense.
Go. Look at that.
I know, right? What a sad life we live in.
How depressing is this timeline?Oh.
My God, dude. Why am I on camera?

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Like what the fuck even is this?Everything's fake.
What's that? What's that movie with fucking
Jim Carrey where he's like the main character and like, he's in
ATV Show but not The Truman Show?
Truman. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm in The fucking Truman Show.
Dude, that more? Needs to fucking come out.
The more life goes on, it reallydoes feel like that it's.

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Fucking weird. It's.
Crazy. All right on that good night
and. See.
Yo dude, when's your first event?
I think it's in, like, I think it's in two weeks, something
like that. But dude, have you even ordered
tires yet? Oh my God, you're right, dude.

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Thanks for that reminder. I got to do that.
Yeah, no problem, man. You tried the Zek Novas yet?
I mean, I've been tossing aroundthe idea of doing that, but I
think realistically, I'm just going to buy some cheap Walmart
tires like I usually do. No.
OK, no, we're not doing that. You've had plenty of seat time
by now. You need proper tires.
But what do you mean proper tires?
Well, what I mean by proper tires is like, better grip, more

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consistency, longer life, and asweird as it sounds, even smells
bad. But bro, there's so much more
expensive. Just use the circle drift code.
It's like 20% off yo wait really?
But what what do I do for the next event?
Well then just use it again. I mean you can literally use it
all season if you want. Well shit, you ain't going to
tell me twice. I'm going to do that Same goes

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circle adrift get 20% off No, but I do want to bring up
Speaking of Texas 2K yeah you mentioned in a video yes there's
a reason no R BS were there oh piss on you asshole

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disrespectful. When I told motive video love
you yeah, Aussie cunt. I love Australians so much.
Any. Any.
Dude, they're I, I agree with that Australians.
Ultra bad. They're like yeah cunt is
awesome. Like bring them in.
Yeah. Why are we trying to take over
Denmark, take over Australia? They're just good people.

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Make them the 51st day. I would love that.
I would move to Australia in a heartbeat.
What's wild too is Australia hasthe strictest fucking car laws
like. Some of the.
Stuff in the world. But then they have the dopest
car scene and it's funny 'cause it's like California too.
Yeah, 'cause it's like, you know.
Those cars are all. You want California car scene is
the best in the nation by far. It's.

(24:40):
It's the best it's. Crazy that it's still like been
able to keep that up with all ofthe nonsense but.
It's the same thing with Australia, yeah.
I mean, same thing with Japan, like the more you try to shit on
that. Dude, Japan.
Japan is probably the best example actually.
Japan's car laws are fucking insane, ridiculously insane.
And then it's just like the moreyou try to just have.
A parking lot space. Yeah, the more you try to shit

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on it, like the harder they fucking come back.
It's wild. Well disrespectful for the RV.
Park. Oh yeah?
Well all right, this is the the 5th time I've said this bit.
For twice the cost and half the reliability with an RB, you too

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can make the same power as A2 Jay-Z.
This is not true though. Get the wink.
I mean you can make 600 on a stock neo crank.
I mean you can make fucking 1100on a stock GTE.
Yeah, true, but it would cost you a lot to get there.
No. It would cost you an

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astronomical amount for an RB toget there though.
Really. Oh, just in the US, Absolutely.
Just because there's nobody thatreally messes with them.
Oh. I want to say the guy that did
it. I pretty sure you can use stock
intake manifolds. So realistically all you need is
a fucking fat intercore, fat injectors, dual fuel pump, and a

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fat fucking durbo. Yeah, the the RB manifolds
restricts you Really Like I can't, That's my issue right now
actually I'm that's why I'm putting an external gate on it.
See I just built my GE because I'm poor because GT ES were like
10 grand and I was like I. Really want to.
I love that they're so readily available.
Well, you, yeah, you can get a GE and I'm going to fuck
everyone for saying this, but like you can get a GE for $500

(26:26):
and fully build it for like. 5 where at?
Huh. Where at any fucking junkyard
ever, Really. Oh.
Yeah, they go for $500.00 at a junkyard.
Yeah, or Facebook market. Dude, I see them for sale all
the time. 5, Maybe $700. I see people trying to wax for
them. Not in California.

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Everything in California is cheaper as far as cars.
I haven't looked in North. Carolina, dude, no, that's the
thing. You go scroll on marketplace
around here. Is it as it's?
Fucking sucks. I need to buy some.
And I'm sure it's 10 times worsewhere a lot of.
You guys would like to donate DSM parts to me please.
I'm going to need a lot. I don't do well, so fucked.

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Yeah, dude, I've never built a head.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, I'm dumb.
I wouldn't either. I I can pull it?
In I do it just like. Legos I.
Mean, yeah. This building to have like
legos. Actually, I probably you lose
little. I want to get one of these so
bad. The little model engines that
you can build that are like actual.

(27:30):
Oh, like you're practicing replicas, dude.
Oh, that's a good idea. Oh, they're so fucking.
Have you looked the prices of them?
No I haven't. This is my first.
Ungodly expensive, like if you just get a basic LS you could
probably find one for like 500 bucks or something.
Oh. That's a very expensive.
Yeah dude, you started getting into like SRS and stuff.
Like good luck finding one for one.

(27:52):
Oh, and then when you do, you'relike, how is this even?
How is this legal to sell it forthis month?
Do they have like a shitty goodwill version that I can do
for like cheap? No like a different.
I tried that and instead of getting a model thing that you
can put together I got this like3D printed engine thing that
looked like a 5 year old paintedit do.

(28:13):
You still have it. No, we I had it for the longest
actually. That would have been great to do
to keep. Up No, I I was working at the
Nissan as a car salesman, so I put it on my desk.
So it was a good like conversation.
Yeah, they're like, what the fuck They're like, dude, what is
this not what did your fucking 3year old?
Sorry, I probably shouldn't say that cut that out, Josh, just

(28:34):
bleep it so people don't understand.
But yeah, what did your like 3 year old paint this thing for
you? And then I tell him I was like,
I just I got scammed. I was trying to buy a a model
engine thing because I have, youknow, buy this car nerd brain
and they're like started. Hopefully they feel bad and
they're like, all right, we'll throw an extra $500 on a down

(28:54):
payment. Sick.
Maybe tonight I can eat. Yeah, right.
Can I get a tip too? What other jobs did you have?
Other jobs? Yeah, you're a car salesman.
Well, I've had a lot of like random like different industry
jobs. What's your most random that
like people wouldn't expect? Kitty Sport Clips.

(29:17):
That was my first job. Sports Clips.
It's Sport Clips. I got rung the fuck up one day
for saying that on the phone. I answered the phone and said,
hi, sport clips, how may I help you?
And my manager was like, don't you ever fucking say that?
That could be the owner calling up and we could get chewed out
for that. Wait.
Because if you actually look at the the sign, it just says
sport. So you're just cutting hair day

(29:40):
one? Fuck no.
No, it was a coordinator, so I checked at the time you had to
have somebody to check in and give them your name and stuff.
So I checked people in. I vacuumed up the hair after.
So like you get your hair cut, you normally go back to the back
do. With the hair.
I don't know. It goes into a vacuum and I
should never see it again. The vacuums are like in the

(30:01):
little lockers right next to it.You know what I mean?
What? Do you think they'd do with the
hair? I don't know.
You ever think about that something to?
Consider no, but have you ever had a hair get under your
finger? What do they do with that?
Hair fucking hurts. Why are we talking about this?
What the fuck? No, but I, I was just a
coordinator. So like I vacuumed hair, washed

(30:22):
the hot towels, stuff like that.It was a very simple job, but
they have most people are like very weirded out when I say
that. Why would they be weirded out?
Because they did exactly what you think.
Oh, this is the way you were cutting hair.
That would be really. They really hire people that
fucking. That makes sense because they
fuck up hair. Oh yeah, it's bad.
Don't go to sports clips. Yeah, it's all women with

(30:45):
horrible husbands that hate their life.
They don't want to cut your hair, they just want your money.
I'm sorry for ruining this future brand deal for you Sport
Clips. Go fuck yourself.
Fuck them, that would that wouldnever send anyone there for a
haircut. I've definitely lost brand deals
for talking like this, but then I've also gotten them for
talking like this. So I'm like all right, net

(31:06):
positive. I mean, if you can't be
yourself, what can? You be, that's what I'm saying
like I'm just fucking dumb. Like I'm just up here talking
shit like dude, I don't fucking know it like who cares what I
say about your fucking car. Also all the roasts I do they
send me the cars and like if youdon't like something I say like
just fucking scroll fucking. Weirdo.

(31:28):
Some people's kids, man. Dude, that's what I'm, that's
what I'm saying. We should, let's see, Hey,
Jamie, what's 18 * 4 or I'm sorry, 18 * 3.
Think that'd be right? Trimester.
What's he's just committed to the Jamie?
Bit 3 * 18 / 12 Four .5 All right, that's not right.

(31:55):
Backfired baby. 12 * 8 is 96. OK Oh we need to raise the
abortion age to 96 months because that would be the age of
18, whatever 18 is. Because then if your kid turns
out to be shit, it's fine. Approved.
That's how we end takeovers. Stamp it.

(32:16):
That's literally how we end. Oh my God, I just figured it
out. You're living in 2085 now.
Raise the abortion to the age of18.
If your kid sucks, who cares? Go again.
Just boot again. A Mulligan on your kids?
What the hell? What we're talking about.
Anyways, yeah, you're right. Sorry dude, I do this myself so

(32:40):
like I get sidetracked like a motherfucker.
Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, that too.
Yeah. No, All right, so I got to talk
about this. Do you know the book giver?
What do you know the book the giver?
Remember, like the whole premiseis like they kill all the old
people so they can hold in the color.
But what though all the old people at the age of age 65?

(33:01):
So that's what I'm saying. We raise it up and then we bring
it down so we make the world better.
But. You lost me there.
OK, read The Giver, All the Giver fans in chat.
They'll respect it. OK I might have to look at that
then I'm confused. I OK yes sorry I am so sorry

(33:22):
guys so just drifting drifting. That's what we're talking about.
I want to bring up the in your video for the second video of
Texas UK y'all went out and had like the do the Texas tires
little skid pad area and did drifting let's.
Talk about it. It was it was people just having

(33:44):
fun on private land. No I know, but the dude in the
SN95 for especially I think it was like a year.
He said he'd been drifting. And dude Bear.
Really well. Bear so that was the Eli shout
out Eminem events who hosted theafter party we're professional
drivers like Evan Shanks performed and gave ride alongs.
I was very He's better fucking. For that year.

(34:07):
Yeah, dude, he's fucking. It's so funny.
The dude is a fucking Cooper I. Love those cars are not easy to
drive. Just letting you know, SN90
fives are not the easiest drift cars.
It was so fucking wild cuz I asked him.
I had no fucking idea. Yeah.
And so is that typical that likehow long would you say that it
took you to? Cuz it like the whole reason I'm

(34:28):
on this podcast is I know fucking nothing about drifting.
And so I want to yeah. And I thought I would ask dumb
questions that other people who are dumb like me would like to
know. And then he can clip them for
click bait because of my raw sexappeal.
Hang on, let me get another button undone for chat.
There we go. Hope you like that and, you
know, can get other people into the community because I think

(34:50):
drifting is fucking sick. Everyone's super nice.
Like you guys definitely have the nicest community by far.
But yeah. How long would you say it takes
to get into like till you got comfortable with drifting?
What do you mean comfortable? Though like, like whenever you
went, you're like, all right, I kind of know what I'm doing.

(35:10):
Oh, like, OK. So the way I would reference
that is like comfortable enough to give someone else advice.
Yeah, right. Sure.
OK. I like that.
Three years in. OK.
So about my third year I was like, I can be consistent.
Do what? How?
Often were you going to like at least?
Once a month, probably. OK, Not like during the winter,

(35:32):
yeah, of course. But yeah, so I mean so.
OK, no, it's so funny that he's like that.
He picked that up because and another really funny thing is
like he's an event planner for aliving.
Like all he does is plan events,right?
So it has to be like all logistics.
All this day of the event, he's fucking full locked in, like
wakes up at fucking like, I don't know, like 7:00 or 8:00

(35:53):
AM, which for him is fucking insane.
And then you like knocks everything out for the event.
Like, there's some hiccups or whatever, but like, goes great.
His regular life is a fucking mess.
Like, he's late to everything. Yeah, will respond to texts like
four days late, very undependable.
But then when it comes to work, it's like, dude, full 180.

(36:14):
I love you, Eli. Crackhead.
That's part of it though. I mean you.
He looks like I don't. Think.
People really too. Wait, what?
Like he's like, very. You remember?
You ever seen Eight Mile? Yeah.
Eminem. Yeah.
OK. Looks exactly like Eminem.
He's like trying to bring back the.
That's. Hilarious.
For $0.10 a day you could sponsor him like a UNICEF child.

(36:36):
He's that skinny. Fucking Sarah McLaughlin comes
out, fucking tries to feed him and shit.
What? Where do you come up with this
shit? I.
Don't know. I've said that bit a few times,
like Full disclosure, but I don't know.
Like my brain just doesn't shut off.
It makes sleeping great. I don't sleep.
Yeah. Did I say that on this one?

(36:58):
I genuinely don't know. Oh.
Man, yeah, I don't know, like dude so far.
Wait, how did? How did Eli come into play?
Like where? How?
Did he come up? I met Eli through Quiet.
And so I met Quiet through a different friend, Quiet, super
fucking nice dude, and introduced me or he invited me

(37:19):
to one of his events to be like a, like, meet your influencer,
which like, oh, I'm a shitty content creator, so there's a
difference. And so it was him and Eli's
event. And then I started talking more
with Eli about how, oh, and that's what it was.

(37:42):
I came out there, Yeah, to be one of the key feature guests.
And Eli who was casting the BurnYard was like, hey, do you and
Drew Peacock want to like, you know, talk shit and hype up the
crowd? The whole, the thing that like I
blew up on was doing like TikTokroasts and I didn't even know

(38:02):
who Drew Peacock was cuz I nevergrew up watching car content.
So we go on the mic and it's funny cuz like, and I love Drew,
but he's like kind of shy and quiet in person, which is
hilarious cuz like online he's aDick.
Nicest fucking dude in the world.
Like Drew is fucking super nice dude.
And just like very timid, quiet boy in person.
Little shy little baby man, little baby Drew.

(38:26):
But so you know, I hop on the mic and I just start talking
shit and it's fucking great and I have a blast like MC and I'm
on like 3 hours of sleep becausethe night before was David's
that dude in Blues cosmic drift event.
And so I stayed with Cho FDM, who I'd only met three weeks
before and they both invited me to it because we, I met him at

(38:49):
the IOTLO 1320 ice cream cruise.Yeah, shout out Grayson for
inviting me that shout out Justin for having me at your
open house, OTL open house, May 6th ish.
I don't know, Google it, come out, I'll be there.
But I was on like 3 hours of sleep, manic.
The only thing I had for breakfast was like my Adderall
and Zen. It's always a good choice.

(39:10):
And so like, yeah, don't do that.
And also it's legally prescribed.
But it was the most fun I ever fucking had.
So I'm trying to work with Eli to start coming out and like
casting his events and stuff like that and so.
Yeah, that's. Cool.
I met Quiet, and then I met Eli.Damn, yeah, I get that.

(39:31):
Now this whole group of friends who are all idiots like Ricardo
and Jer Bear and Jer Bear. Well, what did you, what did you
think of cosmic then? Cosmic's great Cosmic was so
much fun because that was. Was that like your first real
drifting experience? I told you that earlier.
Good pulling. He's a very good interviewer.

(39:52):
Yeah. So that was the first driftment
I ever went to. And funny enough, David was the
first person to give me a ride along, which is great because I
like sat in the car with him. And it was after I got into the
car because he asked if I wantedto ride along earlier because.
He just got his car running. Does it think it's ALS 240?
Should that one should be hemi powered?
Fuck, we just talked about this actually.

(40:15):
Jamie edit that over so. The Jamie thing.
I get, I get into the car and, you know, I start getting and
I'm like, oh, yeah, dude, thank you so much.
Like, you know, this is my firstride along.
He just looks over and his, like, eyes light up.
So much fucking fun. And so, you know, that kind of
cemented that I really want to get into drifting.
Like, it seems so fun. Everyone's super friendly.

(40:37):
Like, it's nice. Good vibes.
Yeah, show's a crackhead at every event.
It's a good time. Absolutely, dude, dude.
Cho is my. Favorite.
If you haven't seen Cho in person, he's even.
More energy. It's not a bit like the video is
the only if you want like peace and quiet show you need to watch
his videos because in person andhe doesn't drink he's like I

(41:00):
don't think he ever takes vitamins.
He's just raw chaos and the nicest dude ever.
Him and Zeth, I hate them both because they're just such nice
people and it pisses me off. And then Zeth is a drifting
shitter. Yeah, tell me how you met Zeth,
because that's he's kind of like.
Help. Yeah, no, he has a crippling

(41:21):
porn addiction actually, but she's gonna love.
He's your number one of the border on there.
No dude, Zeth is such a nice dude.
So I met Zeth because so that backtrack when I first started
like blowing up on TikTok, Corey.
So master twitch and or twitch master flex Jesus and Matt 6

(41:46):
berries were the first like famous people that followed me
on Instagram. And so I just like headed off
with both of them. And so they invited me to Seema
and so I went to Seema with themand I helped out with their like
car that they had in the burn yard.
Yeah, and so I did media for them.

(42:07):
And then Zeth was just randomly in the, like, drivers area, and
I had no idea who he was. Oh, actually, no, that's not
true. No, no, no.
Because everyone saw this fucking clips of like, him and
his daughter and yeah, just start talking to him.
Super nice fucking dude. He was like, yeah, I just want
to get into drifting. And then started talking some
more and I found out he lived like 20 minutes away from me in

(42:29):
California. That's crazy.
So we never hung out in California, funny enough, but we
like would talk all the time or not all the time.
We're like a decent bit. And then when I was in Florida
for the SEMA media conference, Istayed with my buddy Corey.
So Twitch master Flex. And we just like hung out with
Zeth because he was moving and yeah, the last night just like

(42:51):
crashed at his place and hung out super night.
I fucking hate him so much. He's such a nice fucking dude.
Pisses you off. You're like, people shouldn't be
this good. Like he literally said the
cheesiest fucking thing. He's like, dude, all my life
I've just always wanted to be a dad.
Wow. I was like fuck you for being so
nice. Yeah, he's just so humble.

(43:13):
Shit. That's cool though.
No it's not. Makes me feel bad guy.
No I haven't talked to him much but he reached.
I can't remember if it was him that reached out or me 1000%
but. He's got a drift 370.
Yeah, no, I told him he's more than welcome to come on.
Yeah. But yeah, I haven't talked to
him much, but that's. Cool, he's building up a a bus

(43:35):
that he can fucking tow his car to events and shit too.
He's got a diesel bus, him and Corey do.
Oh yeah, how's he like in drifting so far now that he's.
Loving it, but he like we were talking earlier how like their
closest tracks are just big skidpads and so he's like, it's just
fucking boring. That is a very common dilemma,

(43:57):
especially now with how many events there actually are to go
to. Yeah, well, the other thing too
that you told me earlier that was really surprising to me was
that a lot of tracks just don't even want fucking Drifters on
it. You might have a track near you
but they're like no get the fuckout of here drifting.
For example, the one that's downthe road, not Polecat obviously,

(44:17):
but it's like this little cart track.
They do me out of days in there.But I told you earlier that you
even speak the word drifting. They'll just kick you out.
Like he just doesn't want anything to do with it.
Because he thinks it damages thetrack and stuff.
That's so weird. I don't get it, like I
understand it does damage the track but like how much is it
actually versus how much you could be profiting off of it

(44:41):
rather than your track just sitting waiting for the Miata's
days to come back? Like you could fill this stuff
for free. Yeah, we'll drive in the fucking
winter, dog. We don't care.
Rain, all of it. So I don't know, hopefully.
I mean, I think it's getting to the point.
A drift track near. You.
Oh. You should know this, but Jamie,

(45:04):
can you look that up, please? You could literally just search
race tracks. I mean just to find a track.
Or are you talking about actual?Events.
Yeah, well, I guess either. Yeah, events.
Would be better. Just literally ask someone.
Well, I guess. OK, better question, what?
What would be that? Would be the best way.
What would be the easiest way for someone to get into

(45:24):
drifting? Like what's that pipeline?
You go to an event, you go to anevent, you cause the The beauty
about a drift event is you're. Welcome.
Like that's your first thing that you shout shout out Jim
Beam. Yeah, you need to respond to my
fucking e-mail, though. Then what?
All right, like you're. Welcome to just go around
anywhere you want so you can go to drift in your.

(45:45):
Car like that's what I'm saying.Oh get into drifting yeah, I
don't give a shit about watchingit.
Like how does someone like hey Ihave a 350 ZI want to go and
make my car sideways legally howdo they start going like
learning how to drift? So I guess this far you got to
break that down though, because you got to think about setup of

(46:06):
the car like how and depth of the car.
I mean you can in theory but like most 350 ZS have open diffs
so like you need a welded diff at minimum the rear.
Both rear wheels have to be ableto.
Lock. Are there places where you can
go learn off of someone else's car like a a rental?
Absolutely. You got like the Texas trip

(46:28):
Academy is 1 drift school Evergreen with like Reese one of
the FC. Judges OK, so there's a bunch
like there's so. Many schools around the country
drift HQ themselves. They even have a shit load of
rental cars. Yeah, so there's plenty of
places like it does get pricey, but.
Is that like a good way to get into it?
Oh it's 100% the best way to getinto it whenever I was doing it.

(46:52):
Then when I asked what's a good way to get into drifting you
should have just said take a school.
Well, I didn't know what you meant by getting into drifting.
OK, so like if you just meant car setup or like how to
actually get the car sideways? Or like, yeah.
Yeah, I was just you got. YouTube.
Is there a good like YouTube videos on that?
There actually is some videos onhow to how to drift like just

(47:14):
the basics though. Nobody on YouTube's like you.
Can do that like hop into a setup.
Oh yeah, there's honestly there's probably more videos
teaching you how to drift in a SIM, which is virtually the same
concept then there ever is. Like actual videos go from SIM
into drifting than it is to go from drifting into SIM.

(47:36):
Is that true? Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah, dude, it is very weird. I've talked to a shit load of
people about it too, and it's like same, same answer every
single time. I think personally, whenever you
go from SIM to a car, you've already grabbed the concept of

(47:59):
the primary motions of drifting.So as far as pedals, shifter,
wheel, handbrake, you understandthose concepts.
So the second nature is already printed in your brain.
Now you add four other senses tothat.
So now you can feel, you can smell, you can hear.

(48:19):
You're getting slung like you get taste, literally.
You taste the fucking tire smokein the air and shit like, but
that has nothing to do with feeling the car.
But you're just adding senses tothe second nature you already
have. So you're just amplifying the
the skills that you've already acquired.
Yeah, is what I'm trying to say.But if you started in a car,

(48:44):
you've adapted and taught yourself with every single
sense, Yeah, then you just take them all away and you're like,
I, what was I even doing? I feel like if you had one that
had like the G's that like movesa little bit, that would be
better. Yeah, yeah, and like SIM HQ.
Fucking money. Dude, yeah, those can get up
30-40 degrees. Yeah, I asked one at Sima 'cause

(49:05):
I was like this is like, alright, this is my first PRI so
I thought I was like all cool with like I don't know, 70,000
followers or whatever and I was like oh so how much does one of
these cost? And he's like 40 grand.
It's like, Nope. Who's buying I.
Don't even deserve to look at you dude.
I don't fucking know. If you know where that came

(49:26):
from, drop it in the comments. Dude did you know that guy
fucking? I forgot his name.
People in very different tax brackets than us.
Oh yeah, yeah. Free Luigi.
I do. I am getting a very better setup
than the Logitech that I have like, so we're putting together
a much better setup so that I can actually have some

(49:48):
resemblance. I think in shout Logitech, my
sponsor, don't know why you pay me.
They don't pay me but they've given me cool stuff.
But I think like the G29 is the perfect thing to fucking like
start with though, because you can find one used for fucking
dirt cheese. I agree and then just try it
out. Like yeah, dude.
Just take your skin and dip yourfeet in.
It and like say sell it for whatyou fuck.

(50:09):
Is it even worth it? You're.
Pretty much just renting it for free because you're just going
to pass it off and sell it, right?
Yeah, But then like. Buy a budget setup.
That was one thing that I couldn't get over because I I
had the car already and I knew Isucked at SIM from trying others
and I was like well I don't wantto waste the money on a SIM that
I'm going to end up hating in a month and never play when I

(50:30):
could just spend that $1000 on the car.
And at the time was finished theswap too so it was like I just
couldn't justify it. But the Logitech is so cheap
that like it's piss away but. Their new pro series it's pretty
good. I don't know anything about it.
Actually it's. Pretty nice.
The what pro series they just came up with?
Like Pro. Series, Yeah.

(50:51):
Oh, OK. I thought you said like prosers
or something. I was like what the fuck is
that? Yeah, the Logitech posers.
Yeah, I don't know. No, but I really do want to
start getting into SIM racing. Like I, I want that to kind of
be a consistent thing that I do where I just stream it because I
just think it would be fun. I mean I have the whole set up.
I mean, yeah, mine as well. I'm trying to get to where I can

(51:13):
do all my twitch. Yeah, go follow this twitch.
I'll leave it in the description.
By the way, everything's always in the description.
Also, my only fans, make sure you put that in the description,
all right? Just don't forget, Jamie
Clipped. That send me the link.
Onlyfans.com/shitbox Garage. Not for the description.
Yeah. Yeah, All right.
Where were we, Jamie? I actually forgot this time.

(51:35):
I love the shelves, they get nasty on the wall.
Yeah, the oh, that's AI. Love that.
You're such a good guy for that.I finally gave in to the peer
pressure and got myself a SIM. Now this offseason, I can get
some seat time virtually in the SIM at some tracks that I've
never been to or just practice on tandems and I don't really

(51:57):
replicate much. But what I like to is my nasty
gloves because I use those in the car religiously and it helps
keep some familiarity to the budget SIM that I have.
And you can actually customize these to whatever color you want
on 144 Racing. So let me know what setup are
you working with and what glovesdo you like to drive with on the
SIM? If you could build a car right

(52:20):
now for drifting, What Car wouldit even be?
OK so again this is coming. I like weird shit.
My IS300 was built because it's a fucking dad sedan on drag
radios. That's fucking funny to me.
My drift car I build. I want to preface this will not
be good. It will not be on a good
platform. It's just going to be weird.

(52:41):
I want a hardtop convertible 3000GT that I won UZ swap as
rear wheel drive and then I wantto do a 99 front end conversion
on it. I'm here for it, but.
I need I need more money. Very complicated I think.

(53:02):
Yes, yeah, yes. I don't I'd be on no.
Like generally, I'd be very curious how that long of a
wheelbase works out for drifting.
Probably poorly, but here's the thing.
Very poorly. Free will.
I can fucking do it. I might be totally wrong with.
Enough ignorant money, I can do anything I want and that is the

(53:23):
key to success. Put it on a 350Z chat.
Credit card debt does not. Credit card debt does not exist.
Just take out money, declare bankruptcy, do it again in seven
years. That's how you fund your builds
under an LLC. I'm in significant debt.
This is another cry for help, separate from the fact that I've
been captive here. I'm in significant credit card

(53:45):
debt. You're gonna make nobody want to
come on this podcast again. Oh, I love it.
This will be fun clips I think. I don't.
Know no, this is going to be great.
And anyone that thinks this is abit, it's not.
I talk like this, just completely normal.
That that is true, you meet themat PRI or at an event.
Oh, if you come up to me and sayhi, I will talk to you for

(54:07):
longer than you wanted to talk to me.
Like it is the coolest thing in the fucking world that people
want. People want to take a photo with
me? Fucking why?
I will hang out with you for thenext hour.
Whatever you have planned next, you're fucking missing.
So what we do is we need everyone to come up to him at an
event and the only thing you sayto him is get a drift car and

(54:29):
walk away. That's it.
Somebody, if anyone, we have. To convince him to get into
drifting, someone gave 3000GT. Thing is not the, it's.
Not I use shit box first. Do it, buy it.
Yes, build a shit box first. But buy a fucking BMW or
something Jesus. ISN 95 would be kind of dope but
anyone I'm for someone gave Cho a free drift car.
If anyone out there wants to give me a free drift car I I

(54:54):
will open mouth kiss you. No I won't but like close.
Hand is way too shit. Fingers closed.
I will hold hands under the sheets with you if you give me a
drift car. Clip that.
Jamie, please. That would be dope.
OK, I do want to get. So what logic?

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What logical? Chassis would you choose though
like? Either because everyone
recommended like 35370 C, 5C6 Corvette or SN95.
The SN95 was kind of like the sleeper that I didn't really
know too much about 350 and the vets I did know 370 and C6 are
kind of like out of my taste. I don't want to spend a lot of

(55:36):
money to like get into it. And then I did like I did like,
and I fucking hate saying this because it has the shittiest
sounding fucking engine in the world.
The 350 was better because I could get it for cheaper than
AC-5 and it had like everyone told me it was better to learn
off of low power because then you focus on technique so I

(55:57):
didn't want to have to be carried through with a fucking
V8. That is I so.
If anyone wants to give me a 350Z that'd be really fucked I
will. I'll put a full fucking anime
wrap on it. I will wrap it in chow chows.
If someone gives me a drift car I will wrap it in fucking chow
chows please. I would love to see that
actually. I would too.
Just a chow chow coming down theside of it.

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Any famous YouTube out there that wants to do a sick video
you can gift a disabled veteran?That really doesn't deserve it,
but we'll take it, yeah. That'd be a good title.
Be a good title, a little long. I can't work on that.
I gave a disabled veteran in my my drift car.
I gave this. That would fucking kill dude.

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I gave this. Broke cripple a drift car.
You can do that. I'm in pain all the time.
I don't know why I don't have a cool.
I just have a bitch story. It's just like, oh, I got some
shitty back injury I didn't tendto and then worked a desk job.
What were we talking about? Nub vaginas?
Oh yeah. Vlogging with Seth's family

(57:02):
content creator. My thumbnail for the video I
used. It's so funny because I sent him
that and I thought he like, maybe might be upset and he just
laughed. And it's literally me and him
just spooning in bed. But he said the thing that
helped him the most was to vlog every day.
And So what I tried to do was you know, and I not to re redo

(57:27):
the bit because I do think it's too soon.
But which recording this is? I started at the beginning of
Texas actually. Technically I started the week
before Texas. 2K fucked up a bunch of things.
But the whole point of it is to force yourself to record every
day and be introspective about the content.
You can't tell I'm bad at eye contact.
So how much of the footage have you actually just had to throw

(57:49):
away? None.
I've kept all of it every day. I've only posted 2.
This is like day seven or something.
But I recorded every day. So that's why I recorded like
you with the three. 70 But the goal wasn't to post every day,
right? No.
But I will post every day. Well I will post every day of
the vlog eventually, but the whole point of it is just to

(58:10):
focus on what you're fucking up.So like forgetting things or
like when to record, how to record, what is like, what would
make good content, What do I want my vlog content style to
be? Stuff like that.
Yeah. So that's what I'm trying to do
to get out of the the 30 day vlog thing and so far the
biggest thing I've realized is Ifucking suck going from like

(58:33):
military. What do you even structure
though? Like about vlogging?
Oh, well, vlogging, I don't, I don't like recording in public
because it's always funny to me when like people, if I'm
recording and someone walks in front of my shot, they apologize
to me. They should not be apologizing
to people for like doing any media, whether you work at the
event or not, they're there to enjoy the event.

(58:56):
You're there to capture the event, which means a part of the
public. So like, yeah, dude, people
apologize to me. And I always say I'm like, no,
I'm the Dick. Like I'm the one inconveniencing
people. Enjoy the show.
I will wait happily. Take your fucking time some
media people. On that I can't stand.
Yeah, I can't stand when media people are like that.
Especially when you do it to another media person.

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Yep. How much of a fucking cunt do
you have to be, dude? It's so fucking annoying.
Some people have egos in this industry and it's so fucking
funny because it's like I blew up out of nowhere and now I'm
like equal pairing to people whohave been here for 10 years.
It makes no fucking sense, dude.People are just fucking people.
Like a number's just OK. Well, not with like age, that's
fucking weird. But like a number's just a

(59:40):
fucking number. Like just cuz I have a
following, I'm just a fucking person.
Oh yeah. Like I jerk off and go to sleep
just like you. You'll never hear another
content creator say that and I guarantee it.
At least not in cars. I'm.
Gonna lose more brand new whatever, I'll try to gain them.
This podcast might be your downfall.
Oh, no, no. I'll just chill to the alt right

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like everyone else that gets cancelled.
Wait what? Shield to the alt?
Like just do like. Real the alt life.
Yeah, the alt right. My God.
That's what every sellout does. Russell Brand was about to get
cancelled and then he just started getting really into God
when his whole bit for the last 20 years was like how he was an

(01:00:22):
atheist. Anyway, Randall, back to the
white board. So let's go back to like the
when when I asked you What Car you would build and stuff like
that. So what parts do you think are
actually valuable to a drift car?
Like what do you what do you think makes a drift car good?
So to be completely honest, I know nothing at all.
Yeah, from like an outsider's perspective.

(01:00:43):
Nothing. So like, I mean, my first
extinct, well, my first instinctwas to, OK, let me look it up.
And so I didn't look up the actual components, but I just
looked up like, hey, the cars because that's the first step,
right? Like I don't want to go like so
far into the weeds because that's kind of like a waste of
time and effort. Once I actually get the car,
then I'll be like, OK, what should I do first?

(01:01:03):
OK, why do I need to do that first?
Like what are the 1st 5 things Ishould do?
Why are these prioritized in that way?
Like I break it down steps because if I go too far into the
weeds, like that's time I could have been focusing on something
that was more urgent. Because that's too, too late.
So I try to like compartmentalize it all.
It's. A hard work, yeah.
But it's hard because then like sometimes you just ADHD focus

(01:01:26):
and then you're like, dude, I just spent like two months
learning everything about carbonfiber.
Like did you know Forge carbon fiber was created by a
partnership between Callaway andfucking Lamborghini?
Was it really? It was Callaway, like the golf
company. Because they wanted a lighter
and stronger Golf Club and Lamborghini.
Because of fucking structural parts.
That would be a fighter. Yep, now you know.

(01:01:47):
You're just a book of useless information.
Yeah, that's fucking, that's whyI needed to go to the Naval
Academy to get like ready because like, if I wasn't forced
to go to school, I was just like, no, that's not going to
happen. But this is like, we'll fucking
put you in prison if you don't. I'm like, all right, final show,
I guess. That makes it a deal.
I did not deserve to go to that.School.
All right, so now that you've got your not feet in drifting

(01:02:11):
yet, but are you gonna go home and actually set up your SIM to
drift? Yeah, I will.
I have 1000% yes. The SIM will be set up the week
I get and might not be set up todrift, but I'll at least have it
set up. Let's have the battle.
Let's have the battle right now.You got like shifter and
everything right? So I had I had an old set up and
then Logitech sent me a brand new pro series to check out
Logitech. And so that's what I'm going to

(01:02:34):
set up. And my only issue with like the
crates right Cuz it's I have a gaming PC because I'm a fucking
dirt right? Love counter strike shout out
get right and flump little bitches.
Gaming PC and laptop and I don'tgame at all.
Well, so I wanted something where I could move my SIM rig in
front of it and not have to likemove my monitors, my desk and

(01:02:54):
like that. Yeah, I get it.
And I hated fucking like rollinga cart.
But if it was all one together with an actual chair, because I
also hated using a fucking like desk chair feels weird awful.
It's so bad. I want a cockpit so they have
like a really sick fucking cockpit with it and trying to
work out something to where likethey have these like push rod
wheels and I want to Weld like abracket with them and that way I

(01:03:17):
could like lift up, push broughtthem and then move the whole
fucking rid. Wow, OK.
But see, that's that's one of the problems where it's like too
far into the fucking weeds because like, I still haven't
even fucking unpacked this bitch.
Oh God. So it's like, don't watch that
Logitech. Oh yeah, you do.
You got to get SIM set up. You got to try drifting.

(01:03:38):
I got to get a feel of something.
Especially as soon as you get the hang of it on the SIM, man,
you're going to be addicted. Well, especially with what you
like reaffirmed with. Saying that like SIM to track
does do better. Oh, absolutely.
No, I I definitely want to. I think that would be fun I.
Just need to stop. I need to get my shit together
the same like inherently takes away.
That, well, I won't say it takesaway, it's never going to fully

(01:03:59):
take it away, but that like fearin the back of your head that
most people have when getting into drifting of like
embarrassing yourself on the first track day or I would still
not knowing the right thing or something.
I would do SIM and then I would want to do yeah, that'd be
great. I just want to be a cool kid and
have one of these. This is nice.
Those are the synergy ones, are you?

(01:04:19):
Sponsoring the people that make the I do their media.
Oh, can I shout out another company that does these?
Sure. Pizza boy metal.
Works. Hey, yeah, yeah.
You know about that guy? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Dude Bailey, Dude Bailey. That's.
He's got fun autism too. He's all about fucking machines.
True. Yeah.
And I know he's going. To listen to this podcast and

(01:04:40):
now he's going to be all happy squirming in his seat.
Little baby, little baby Bailey,not even a man.
See. You thought it was going to give
me compliments. Yeah.
Let us know if you think he's a man down below chat you get you
one of those SM90 fives we mightbe able.
To dude see about that part everyone.
'S just 10. Times cooler if they have one of
these in their. Fucking car and Bailey makes
great ones. No I would say these are ACT.

(01:05:03):
This is a handbrake. For anyone that can't see this,
Oh yeah, by the way, more sense or can't see it all the way,
having one of these when you first start is almost a crutch
really in a sense, especially ifyou're just doing like parking
lot events. There's really no coin.
What if I do SIM racing and thentake the school?
What? What if I do SIM racing, then do

(01:05:24):
the school then have I earned this?
Well, yeah, you would understandthe concept of how.
To use the handbrake you would learn that in the SIM price
super easy, so I would do this as my reward for finishing both
there you. Go Yeah, see what I'm saying?
You. Gotta get Bailey to make me a
special one. I still.
Won't run these well. Oh, you don't run.
Them. Yeah.
No, I don't have this one in there.

(01:05:46):
He knows why you don't have one.It's still bullshitting.
Oh, he knows why. Dude, let's start understand why
you. Know the thing I love?
Love you Matt, it's all good. You know another thing I love?
Drama. That doesn't have any, like,
real world implications, like pointless drama.
Love it. Oh, that's kind of what that is.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Love that.
'Cause I like. I if I don't know if you saw.

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It in my car but my handbrake isliterally just a pole.
Yeah it's it's from par shop Max.
Like it's a nice handbrake but it's just a rod so that I put AB
and X grip on it. I used to ride B&X so I loved
ODI grips. Your Skate I.
Sucked at it so. So bad.
At it I could like Ollie and heel flip and that's it.

(01:06:27):
I sell my. Original deck or no?
Not the deck. I sell my original trucks.
I could do small ground tricks. That's it.
I ain't no I've dropped in a bowl a couple times but busted
my ass a couple times too doing it.
So I was like, I think I'm good.I wish I could skate though,
like if you can skate. You're so cool.
So OK, let me ask you this. How?

(01:06:48):
Why do you think a bunch? Of skaters and BMX, right, Like
extreme sport guys, yeah, get into Motorsports.
Like what do you think? What why do you think?
Well, it's gotta be the adrenaline.
Like I feel like it's safer. Too right?
Like if you safer like how oftendo you think you crash on?
A fucking skateboard. Right.
A fucking lot. OK, well how often are you
crash? I have hurt myself. 10 times

(01:07:08):
more on a. Skateboard than a drifting right
that's yeah see, so that's the thing.
I think they get old and they get like, that's what kind of
Travis Pastrana did. He kind of went away from
fucking motocross, started getting really into fucking
gymkhana. That is true, Yeah.
Fun fact, Travis. Pastrana's cousin and.
Family is all from Maryland, andTravis's cousin was in my
company at the Naval Academy. Cara Pastrana.

(01:07:31):
That's cool. Shout out to Pastrana.
And then I stayed at his aunt's place one night cuz they were a
sponsor family, cuz they like sponsor midshipmen.
Yeah. Yeah.
So this whole family's just nicepeople.
That's just good people. Yeah, I've heard that about him
too. Not to meet him in person.
Dude same. That's really cool.
We were talking. Earlier like off the.

(01:07:53):
Off the casting. Couch about like like meeting
famous people. I would look you fan and girl
damn. You don't think you would?
No. I would just be like do this.
I feel like I just don't like, Imean, like I said in there, I
just don't even try to get. It doesn't click in my head.
You've been trying to give him like a soft little Peck on the
cheek. Just be like, oh, I love you,

(01:08:16):
maybe a little bit. Yeah, it's a little bit.
Travis, what's up? But no, like seriously, I don't.
I don't really. No, I get, I got you.
It doesn't click in my head man.It's just weird I think.
It's the coolest thing in the world though.
Like genuinely if you want to take.
A fucking photo with me. I will hang out with you for
fucking ever. Oh yeah, you're my best friend
for at least the next hour. Don't be weird and ask me to
follow me on Instagram though because.

(01:08:37):
Like that's a business thing. Like like the whole following
thing. I just don't, but I will fucking
sit there and talk to you forever.
And I responded. That's why.
Like if you go to my videos, if you go to any one of them, I
respond to a ton of comments. I suck at responding to DMS.
I'm truly sorry, but like heard that I respond to almost every
comment on my fucking video 'cause I like dude, if you have

(01:08:57):
the time to, I think that's important.
I have the time to fucking like,try and.
Respond. And like I don't get to
everyone, but it's like I'll click on some creators pages and
they don't respond at all. Almost like they're the ones
that are giving you the views. Like I don't see how some
creators get away with it. That doesn't help your
algorithms cause like, well not even that.
Like how do you build the relationship with your audience?

(01:09:18):
They don't cause some people just do this.
Because they care about fame. I do this 'cause this is fun.
Like, it's so much better than having a real dude, this is not
real. Like Truman Show fully.
Like, yeah, this is just fun. So it's like.
You've woken. Up and how many different places
in the past? We might have to sleep on your
couch. But no, it's just like, this

(01:09:41):
shit's fun and that's why I do it.
Some people just do it literallyfor the clout.
And then you see those people fall off and fucking then they
start doing like really cringe it to get everyone's attention
again. And it's just like, I don't
know, this is just good time. Yeah, yeah.
You have to meet like cool people that don't suck.
That's. Very interesting you have.

(01:10:01):
To meet people that do suck. And then you don't hang.
Out with them. I don't give a fuck who you are
like I just like cool people. Who's one person that you did
look up to and. Finally like got to meet in
person. Oh dude that has to literally
get right. Like that was the SO.
OK, so big, big huge fucking shout out to my boy Sam Hall.
Sam Zores, who's recently promoted to senior talent

(01:10:24):
manager at the company Loaded. And Sam, you're going to
eventually sign me when I becomefamous.
So he is a talent manager for like every like for a lot of his
company manages pretty much every big streamer name.
But like huge fucking. Like if you're signed up with
Loaded, like you've got fat cock.
Yeah, that should be their Brandy.
They're probably not going to sign me now.

(01:10:45):
And so my buddy Sam works. I've no Sam cert.
I've known Sam for fucking ever.We used to play Yu-gi-oh
together. We still play Yu-gi-oh together.
Shout out Edison format E3 Yu-gi-oh on YouTube.
And you know, I when I was kind of gaming and stuff like that,
like he would help me with things.
But now I just go to like twitchcons and shit like that with him

(01:11:09):
and then I just go to parties that I don't deserve to go to.
So he invited me to this dinner with his boss, who owns the
fucking company Get Right and Flom.
And if you play Counter Strike, Get Right is like one of the
fucking goats. He's like the OGS of pros.
Flom looks like home of Santa Claus.
No. Yeah.

(01:11:30):
But he does. I'm slowly turning into Flom.
It's really funny. But yeah, it was just.
And again, like, people are people.
So I don't give a fuck who I'm sitting across from.
Like, I'm just going to talk to you the same.
And we just really hit it off. And so, like, one thing I kind
of noticed is good people like, like, I like hanging out with,
if you talk with them, they ask you questions back.

(01:11:51):
Like, it's not like them just talking at you.
Like, yeah. So me and Chris, if I can get
right, just had really good conversation.
Me and Eric fucking Flom just had really good conversation.
And then yeah, we just hit it off and I flew to Copenhagen
with my buddy who lives in Germany to go to the first like
CS two major just hung out with fucking get right the entire

(01:12:13):
weekend. He brought me fucking Zen
pouches 'cause I ran out. So he literally leaves the
fucking streaming booth 'cause he's casting the event during
one of the breaks. Come sits in the stands,
Everyone around us is like, is that fucking get like just
losing their shit, asking for photos.
And he literally only did it to bring me fucking zin pouches.

(01:12:33):
Nicest dude ever. I fucking love him.
I sent I sent. So there's a funny bit about me
wearing this shirt. I didn't bring a lot of clothes.
I didn't think we were going to see him twice in the same
weekend. So we go out Friday, wear the
same shirt. The next day we see them fucking
again and they're like, is that the only fucking shirt you own?
And so I bought them full matching chow chow outfits like

(01:12:54):
matching shirt, matching shorts.I bought Sam.
Get. Right, Flom and our accountant
Earnest, all the same matching fucking outfits.
And so I have pictures of like, get right and fucking Flom in
like a matching chow chow outfit.
I have one of like Flom holding me in the back doing like a
Titanic pose. But it's like, that's just so
that kind of reiterate the thing, right?

(01:13:14):
Like people are just people. Yeah.
Like at the end of the day, everyone just like wants to be
around friendly dudes. Everyone just wants to have a
normal life. Yeah.
May do some crazy shit, yeah, turn some money, but yeah, they
just want normal life like another person.
Might be another great. Example and we.
Kind of talked about this earlier, like Dan Roux and

(01:13:35):
Brandon Schaub, two of the like.I met them both by making.
Really Dick videos about them? Like I thought it was more
funny, ha ha. It wasn't.
I was just like a Dick and they were both super fucking mature,
followed me for some reason. And we're Fast forward we're, I
would say friends like a text job kind of decently.

(01:13:58):
And then Dan, I just spent the weekend with him at Texas 2K.
What people don't realize is like, you know, people are just
fucking people, right? And so these guys are just, you
know, both genuine guys. You might not like their
content, but you know, please Dan and Brendan, well, mostly
Brendan. I could definitely take Dan.
Don't kick my ass. I wouldn't really watch their

(01:14:19):
content. I also don't watch car content.
It's not a dig against them. I still think there's some of
the nicest fucking people. So it's like, if you don't like
someone, just fucking scroll. Like just get off the fucking
shit. Yeah, 100%.
They're two of the. Most just nicest, genuine
fucking. People and I felt like a cunt
after that. So now if I'm bullying someone,
everyone's in on the bit. Like I make sure it's a good,

(01:14:39):
like you can still be fucking edgy and dark and fucking
whatever, but it's just about better riding and not taking
that kind of cheap shot. Yeah, if all you can do is cheap
shots, you just have no fucking talent.
You're a hack, but if you can write it to where everyone's
laughing, then like that's how you fucking perfectly script the
joke. So yeah, I totally agree.
Shitting on them as well. Maybe trying to pretend to be a

(01:15:00):
good person. Very true.
Well along with advice, what would you say is your best
advice for anyone getting into cars and just Motorsports in
general? You guys are fucked.
Don't expect to be rich, dude. It's not even that it I.
Feel so bad for the current. It's weird because like social

(01:15:22):
media blew up the car community more than it's ever been.
Like the car scene has is biggernow than it ever has been or
like and it'll only continue to grow.
But back in the day you used to be able to.
The barrier to entry was so low.Like you could get a fucking
clapped out civic for $500 all day back in like 2007.

(01:15:43):
Now if you want like a fun car, you're spending like 1020 K for
something that like isn't going to get made fun of it cars and
coffee by me on a video. So it's like it sucks every
like. A new car, A new.
Nice like performance car like aGR Corolla, It's like what, 60
grand? And that's not the shit on
Toyota, right? It that's all cars.

(01:16:05):
Like fucking yeah. FRS is the best priced car.
Also, like everyone this wonderswhy I should own Fr s s in every
video. It's because FRS owners are the
new old Honda owners. They race their cars out, they
fucking clap them out. Like Fr s s are the new Hondas.
Fr s s as a car are fucking phenomenal.
Arguably these are good cars. Arguably ZS.

(01:16:26):
Yeah, but I mean it. Sound better?
Z sent like ass yeah but so do boxers sound fucking bad.
Fuck Subarus team evo 4 GZ but I'm not picking a side of don't.
Oh, Evo all day. Look better.
Bye, guys. Bye guys, as.

(01:16:47):
Far as well. As far as?
Everything. Yeah, I'm just.
Going to stay out of that one. Evo's just better.
Let us know down below chat. Oh fucking Dawson's Creek.
Make sure they do that. James Dawson's Creek is going to
beat my. Ass after this.
Already kidnapped? You damned it.
So fucking tired. Best advice I think yeah, yeah,

(01:17:11):
yeah. It's it's sad because like the.
Barrier to entry is so fucking. High, but the car scene is at
the fucking largest it's been. So I mean, people are figuring
it out. But the other problem, and I
said this earlier, my unpopular opinion, you should have to have
a second driver's license if your car's over 500 horsepower.
I in theory. Could have.
I. Agree with that I think cuz dude

(01:17:33):
like we were saying earlier likeback in the day. 2300 horsepower
like oh OK chill out. Yeah if you brag about 300
horsepower online you will get people telling you to kill
yourself. Like dude that's not even like a
thing you do. And it's so funny too because I
originally like cuz my IS300. Can handle 1000.
Horsepower. I just need to fucking do bigger
injectors and install this fucking dual fuel pump that I

(01:17:56):
have yeah and bigger turbo of course, but it'll be fine.
I was going to do that. The person that told me not to
was fucking Evan, like the co-owner of throttle.
He was like dude, don't he's like don't go above like 700
because it's not going to be a fun Street car anymore.
He's like the Supra is fucking 1200 horsepower.
It's miserable fucking drive. And so that's what these like 12

(01:18:20):
year olds with fucking brain rotdon't realize.
Like dude, power is huge and also like too much power isn't
fun as a fucking doesn't matter if you can St. it, it's not a
fucking streetcar. Yep, just like.
Especially you get into like rotaries and stuff pushing
anything over like 500 horsepower.
Yeah, a dude. No dude, that's what that DSM.

(01:18:41):
There will never be more than 4.100 horsepower, It'll, it'll be
as reliable of ADSM as you can possibly have.
Yeah, maybe 500 was a little lowfor a Rotary.
Maybe like 6, Yeah, yeah. But still that's like absurd.
So I don't know. But did you have any more
questions on drifting before before we go?

(01:19:02):
I I get to like the last. Ones oh what the?
Last one, hang on, let me see ifthere's anything I mean we.
Essentially went through everything.
Yeah, I got to make. Sure, if we've got everything
through the board. What's the If you had the car,
where'd you learn? Trying to.
Oh yeah. Damn.
We hit everything on the board. Happens organically.
Wait, no, there's some questions.

(01:19:22):
There was one. Funny one and one good one, all
right. The good one was why is tire
pressure so important and drifting?
Well, because of grip. Tire wear, all of that stuff,
but you would much rather dial. In your mechanical grip.
OK. Before touching tire, because

(01:19:44):
you want your tire to be kind ofyour last resort.
So you find the right size that you need, that works well with
your setup or your chassis, whatever.
And then dial in the mechanical grip, Max it out as much as you
can, and then you can add tire as well.
Or you could flip it. Some people flip it the other

(01:20:05):
way around. They focus on tire first.
Oh, I know. Suspension's unreal.
And if you start getting into. Well, yeah, yeah.
'Cause then you start getting into like any squat and all that
stuff too, which is absurd shit like.
If you if you want to really. Learn about any squat.
Go watch Vaughn Gettin's podcast.

(01:20:25):
We talked about any squat and that.
Oh really? Yeah.
He's like a nerd about any squat.
That's dope. But what did you say?
Sorry. Oh, no.
I was just saying you get a little bit of that with drag
racing. Because you want the Oh yeah,
squat and the like. That's kind of where we got it.
From. In theory.
But actually, yeah, that's definitely where we got it from.
But oh, and then the other question I had.

(01:20:49):
Who do you think has the best hair in Formula Drift and why is
it Derek Madison? I don't know.
Anything of the joke I. Intentionally did this.
He's a long ass hair. He works at Fuel Lab.
Oh yeah, I know who that is. Fuel lab driver.
Yeah, oh, long hair, Derek. Madison.
He's been on the. Podcast to watch this episode I

(01:21:11):
gotta bring up. If I search Derek Madison, yeah,
it'll pop up formula. Drift.
This is going to be so embarrassing.
I love the guys at Fuel Lab. Oh, please don't.
Please don't be him. Yep, I've met him several times.
Oh my God, he's always at the. Booth.
Yeah, he's at the booth at every.

(01:21:32):
PRI. I'm sorry for that.
I'm sorry, Derek. Derek's my dog.
Shout out to you bud. Oh, that made that joke so much
worse. I don't think I have any other
questions. Well, they'll never work with
you. Yeah.
Good luck this. Year, by the way.
I was supposed to e-mail Megan back after.

(01:21:52):
Sema and I still haven't follow me ship box garage on all
platforms. There's no.
I got one more question for you.Oh, shit.
OK, Yeah. This one's a little deep, They.
Can still follow me? Though but if you had the.
Opportunity to speak. To the entire world, what would
your one message be? I would like.

(01:22:16):
I would tell. Everyone, your religion is the.
Right one and watch like the world, just like explode.
Yeah, yeah, 'cause then. Everyone would think they were
right and we just get like the. Crusades like 1000 X.
Yeah, but like everyone so like.Everyone would be committing
jihad. That's what I'm saying, right?
Like, 'cause every, all the Muslims would be like, oh, God

(01:22:37):
just told us that we're right. And then all the Christians
would be like, oh, God just toldus we were right.
And then everyone would fight. That's what I would do.
Is that like the answer you're expecting?
Not at all. Oh yeah, that was great.
That was the most awful wall answer to that question ever and
I love it. What was the question again?

(01:22:59):
Close that Jamie, you had the opportunity to speak to the
entire. World with your one message.
No, I know. I oh, that's why I hit.
All the bits in the row, it's all about comedic timing.
You missed it. I get it that all.
I'm not. Funny enough, that's why I'm no,
it's just our autisms are. Different.
Maybe that's what it is. Yours is really.
Into drifting. I'm going to.

(01:23:20):
Get this one day. Yours is really into drifting.
Someone give. Me a drift car, you go sideways.
Mine's really into straight. Lines.
I have a better answer if I if Icould say every.
One thing to everyone it would be you should buy me a drift
car. There you go.
That's a good one. Hell yeah.
All right. Well, do you want to shout
anybody out too? Yeah, shout out all the OD.

(01:23:43):
OGDSM Friends Rich, Charles and Dan, Donnie, the whole city,
Mccrew, Matt and the boys and everyone.
Bailey, Luke, all my California friends are group chat that I
can't say online without me getting cancelled.
Cesar and Pepe grant in South noOrange County.

(01:24:09):
Oh God, I don't work well under pressure.
I'm surprised you're rememberingall these names.
Bro what the fuck my mom and my dad my.
Wife Jesus Christ. This is so much pressure.
My Chows. For always believing to me.

(01:24:30):
Oh, that's it. Yeah, That's good.
That's good. Stop there.
Yeah, Zeth. Corey.
Eli Quiet, whose name I can't say.
Online, it's Parker Jones. Do your fucking trip, Parker J
Wayne. Wayne's wife, whose name I keep
forgetting, but I love her. Hang on, let me.

(01:24:54):
Make sure everyone that stayed in the drift.
House or no, the the Drag Race house.
All 12 of you. Except for Jason Adder.
Fuck you, Jason Adder. Dan Rue and Brandon Schaub for
make. Me less of a shitty person, you.
For having me on my podcast and having the.
Widest name ever? Absolutely.

(01:25:15):
For getting it I could say that.As a white man named Jordan.
Oh yeah, you know we got sidetracked on.
That Well, you asked me about mylast name and I was about to
tell a story and I never even told him All right, let's finish
it with a story. Yeah, All right, dude, I
totally. Gave the audience blue balls on
yeah. You were like, this was like
never been told on the Internet.No.
Every time I tell Kula. Kula for anyone that doesn't

(01:25:35):
know. Every time I tell a Mexican my
last name, all they do is laugh.Why?
Do you know any Spanish? Like anybody that speaks Spanish
right now. Is laughing their.
Fucking ass off right now. They get it.
They don't even need to me to say it.
Do you know what? The Spanish.
Word for. Ass means no kulo.

(01:25:56):
Oh, the masculine version. Of kulo, which is not really a
thing. There's no male or female
version of that word, but they just laugh their ass off every
time. Yeah.
Oh, so Dawson. Ass.
Dawson. Dawson.
Feminine ass. Wait, yeah.
Dawson, a female. Ass.

(01:26:17):
I mean, that's not a bad thing, right?
Like there's nothing wrong with being a little.
Thick. I mean, I'm building a Pixar, I
just can't back it. Up.
We can get you on. I'm skating bones.
Dog, I'm Scanny. For $0.10 a day you can sponsor
Dawson. Yeah, you can say Jamie sponsor
over like sad music. In the.
Eyes of an Angel. Those are always the worst

(01:26:37):
fucking commercials because it'slike 2:00 AM, You're fucking
pissed drunk. And then it's like, oh, you know
what I really want to watch right now?
A commercial about abused fucking and the animal shelter.
Yeah. And I'm like, fuck you.
Oh my. Wait it.
Killed the fucking eye, right? All right.
Oh. Anyway, thank you for our
sponsor. That's absolutely great.
I. Really appreciate it follow
myself. Awesome, so I don't have to get

(01:26:58):
a real job. Yeah, buy my merch when I
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