“So I came from behind, and I scared him, right? And he freaked out.”
“Two coffees for you.”
“Yeah, two coffees, put it here, please.”
“Where are you from, sir? India or Pakistan?”
“Bangladesh.”
“Same thing, different smell. Don’t tell me you put curry in a coffee, sir.”
“No.”
“Are you on a student visa or work visa? Don’t make me tell immigration. Man, how do you get a job here? You should be in a service station.” (laughing)
“Now you're moving up these days, huh? You know, if you were Indian, I was gonna sing a song for you. Watch, watch. I will sing it…”
“Would you like anything else?”
“Two sugars, please, sir. Bye-bye.” (laughing)
“What’s wrong with you, man?”
“What’d you do that for?”
“Did what?”
“How rude was that!”
“Relax, man. We’re just having a laugh. What’s wrong with you?”
“You are very offensive.”
“What do you mean offensive? Come on, man. I’ll prove it to you, he didn’t get offended.
Hey, cricket boy, come here, man! Did you get offended?”
“No, that was okay, it’s fine.”
“I told you, man. Relax, he didn’t get offended.”
“Brother, did you get offended?”
“Actually, that was a bit offensive.”
“I told you he was insulted.”
“I thought we were having a laugh.”
“It’s one thing to laugh, but it’s another thing to laugh at someone else’s expense. You should know better than that.
Allah says in the Quran, ‘Do not insult one another and don’t call each other by insulting nicknames.’ That’s exactly what you did.”
“I should know better, man.”
“The Prophet of Allah never, once in his life, did he ever mock or make fun of anyone.”
“I’m gonna go say sorry to the man.”
“Yeah, I think you should.”
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