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Best friends Bryan and Hoadley invite you into their whacky friendship, walking through two decades of insanity! Each episode they'll take a break from reality and dive into the absurdity. From restraining orders to getting lost in the jungle, terrible life advice to pyramid schemers, cringeworthy PUA's to Paw Paw Poppers, bad psychics to bad romances, sinister ministers to mountain monsters, dating fails to dating ghosts and everything in-between! TCB...Its Not For Everyone! **Apple's #1 Improv Comedy Podcast, March 2023** New episodes each Mon, Wed and Fri. (**Apple rankings are subject to change)
Episodes
May 26, 2023 • 45 mins
Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a very "traditional" couple.
Sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens!
T Swift making billions as usual
Bryan remixes an old taylor song
He doesn’t know her dating history (how???)
For those who want facts, here is Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history (in order):
Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, ...
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May 24, 2023 • 51 mins
Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and...coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he needs to relax.
We’ve got a new King!
The next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB!
Tipping has gone too far
Only tip badly behind Bryan’s back!
We’re in a strange economic time
Extreme Couponers
Just so everyone knows, Bryan isn't watching this in prime time
TC...
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May 22, 2023 • 55 mins
Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash...and not the porn kind.
A controversial research study
Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell!
Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged
You might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong
Bryan can’t remember E...
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May 19, 2023 • 50 mins
Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates.
Why do we say BYEEEE?
A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony
Being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool
Financial Domination
Bryan was once told he has pretty feet
ITV interviews a fin...
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May 17, 2023 • 66 mins
Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies...
WTF is up with the Met Gala?
Jared Leto went full Furby
Steven Tyler is getting sued
This is an extremely fucked up story…
Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 million
Blue needs to get in on the IG game
@BadBlue/@WorldsWorstDog/@BadBitchBlue
Is Bryan's baby Miranda secretly a Boss Ba...
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May 15, 2023 • 53 mins
Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me!
Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry
Our lives revolve around pollen
Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose
Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific thing!
We have the best listeners in the world!
Astrid keeps it real
Ask TCB
How do you handle a friend who is cheating?
As...
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May 12, 2023 • 65 mins
TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! Fucking him is hard work, but at least it's exciting.
It's a pollen superstorm in the South
Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last)
Bryan takes us back to summer of '87
The origins of Jerry Springer
“I Just Married My Horse”
Bryan had friends on Jerry Springer
He also wanted to be on The R...
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May 10, 2023 • 56 mins
He's got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That's what we call a DHB spike...because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley--I mean Bryan & Krissy--get advice from Bravo, who is "the shit" at telling stories.
Hambone & Hoadley!
TCB, violating policies everywhere!
Daisy of Love…
Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1
Secret Princes
The princes find love in Atlanta
Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work out for any of them
Lord & Lady of TCB
How do...
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May 8, 2023 • 47 mins
Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they've been hoodwinked...
21 EPMs!
A man caused unnecessary suffering to a seagull
This man is a menace!
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Bryan spills the tea…
“Long Shower Bryan”
Sex Ed at Catholic school was, unsurprisingly, terrible
Bryan found a woman who acts like a dog
She’s dealing with some h...
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May 5, 2023 • 49 mins
On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together...? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two extremely hot families).
Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house!
Melania and Pete?
Our listeners are smartasses...
What’s the meet the family mark?
Ask TCB!
Bryan reads a messy listener story
Lies are a no go!
Bryan is a man of few words…
This show is not for everyone (in ...
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May 3, 2023 • 61 mins
The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode of thrilling and chilling Mountain Monsters...plus some glowsticks.
AI is already messing things up in real life
Baby Dante the Demon Baby returns
Fake kidnappings, fake influencers, fake Drake
TCB will *never* be AI! (unless someone pays us enough)
Who uses facebook anymore?
...
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May 1, 2023 • 49 mins
For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited shitty furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW!
Don’t call Bryan boss!
Octo-mom...where are they now?
Jon & Kate Plus 8
Questionable chicken, boxed potatoes, & hamburger helper
Darcey & Stacey or the TLC twins?
COD, the second worst idea ever
TCB watches a Direct Buy Infomercial of years past
Become a furniture insider!
No need to worry any...
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April 28, 2023 • 53 mins
Bryan & Krissy finish Frankie's dating app how-to's AND get into The Love Trap! Together...it's The Frankie Trap.
We're back into Frankie B’s dating app tips for women
Not a Nudie!
Dating Frankie is the opposite of Love Is Blind: Love is Terrible
No bikinis…wait, actually I love that
If you have to say I'm not being mean…you probably are
He hates when they say they’re not looking for a hookup!
Back to you, Frank!
Frankie is...
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April 26, 2023 • 49 mins
Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list of things women sould and should not do on dating apps, and not a shred of it makes sense.
Release the Kraken!
Krissy is a Below Deck girl
Andy Cohen: made in a petri dish for Bravo
TCB SuperYacht
Frankie B wants to help us optimize our dating apps
Whats below you? Not getting la...
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April 24, 2023 • 56 mins
John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confirmed pull with a threesome. John suggests you isolate your target. Bryan points out just how dumb he sounds and Krissy rates his looks as a pain level 5!
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April 21, 2023 • 53 mins
What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome.
Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters
Old people things (cable)
Save Ferris
Ione Skye… I mean Mia Sara
TCB found a new pick up artist to tell us about threesomes
The four secret signs that your innocent girl is a freak in the sheets...
Make all your fantasies come true!
Sexual comfort, the phrase of the video
winthatgi...
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April 19, 2023 • 59 mins
Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse, he'll make you 100k back! Now that's true wealth.
The vibes in your early twenties are suss at best
Who doesn't have time to clean roaches out of their toilet?
Bounce a quarter of weed off that bed in the morning!
Bryan is obsessed with Love is Blind
Bryan’s daughter is obsessed...
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April 17, 2023 • 51 mins
TCB brings back dear old Frankie B to give us tips on health and wealth. Frankie Bing invented Microsoft while eating tuna eggs at 3:45 in the morning at the gym, and YOU CAN TOO!
Jeremy Renner has fucked Bryan up for life
Bryan wants to swaddle himself in bubble wrap
Shauna Rae’s relationship didn’t last
Her love life is doomed :(
Is it frowned upon to work while high in a state where weed is legal?
Should Bryan & Krissy do ...
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April 14, 2023 • 60 mins
From Marlon and his sugar mama to Iris and Mohammed, love is everywhere. What's getting these pairs together? Forget personality, all you really need is that GK! General knowledge, that is, not "ge ne sais kuoi."
Don’t get your news from TCB
The Great Gander Treaty of 2023
Journaling makes you a better man
Marlon update!
Marlon has a messy past, but he’s trying new things
You have to be careful with clothing optional resorts
...
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April 12, 2023 • 62 mins
What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some questionable Ask TCBs.
Bryan has no creative vision!
The Dalai Lama Drama
Bud Lightenment
The Dalai Lama asked a child to do WHAT?!
Commercial Break Calls for New Dalai Llama!
Against all advice, Bryan watched Love Is Blind
No more 20 year olds on dating shows!
Krissy isn’t keeping up...
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