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Best friends Bryan and Hoadley invite you into their whacky friendship, walking through two decades of insanity! Each episode they'll take a break from reality and dive into the absurdity. From restraining orders to getting lost in the jungle, terrible life advice to pyramid schemers, cringeworthy PUA's to Paw Paw Poppers, bad psychics to bad romances, sinister ministers to mountain monsters, dating fails to dating ghosts and everything in-between! TCB...Its Not For Everyone! **Apple's #1 Improv Comedy Podcast, March 2023** New episodes each Mon, Wed and Fri. (**Apple rankings are subject to change)
Episodes
March 20, 2023 • 59 min
Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mackey's and find that the best response to anyone talking about their hell portal is "huh, interesting".
Hambone & Hoadley in the morning?
It’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and Bryan's not allowed around anybody else's cookies!
He needs his Taggies!
Krissy & Bryan are both guilty of spendi...
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March 17, 2023 • 64 min
Down with the podcast bros and up with AI porn? Bryan & Krissy wonder about the future of our world and Bryan's future in AI porn.
Ever bought drugs out of an ice cream truck?
Down with the podcast bros?
TCB is back with more AI talk!
Ai porn
Is this the end of porn as we know it?
Maybe, but TCB will be selling Bryan & Krissy pictures for your porn needs
AI is just santa’s elves working away
Tiktok is ruining conveyer belt ...
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March 15, 2023 • 57 min
There are so many ways to have a relationship. Poly is just one of them. But one Poly family calls themselves a "Closed Quad" prompting TCB to take a deeper look. Turns out the "Closed Quad" won't tell their children whose father is who....we smell a Maury appearance.
Bryan and Krissy are reading a lot about hot teachers sleeping with students
Is sleeping with the "professor" still a thing?
Teacher of The Year turns out not to ...
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March 13, 2023 • 60 min
O'Shagahans...it might not be the best hotel in Vegas, but it sure is the most confusing! Bryan goes on a business trip to Vegas and wins big in an unexpected way.
Bryan goes to Vegas!
TCB is once again fighting on the front lines for airport ettiquette
Bryan makes some interesting acquaintances on his flight...
When in Vegas, take a trip to an empty weed store
Bryan goes to the “Casino” restaurant!
Best food ever, even with ...
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March 10, 2023 • 58 min
What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo.
Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China
Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo
Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa
She is definitey using audience plants
T...
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March 8, 2023 • 54 min
Bryan & Krissy go back to East East Tennessee to watch Mountain Monsters hunt down the mysterious Smoke Wolves! It's been a minute, but Mountain Monsters doesn't disappoint, even if we can hardly understand what they are saying.
Has Bryan found a worse podcast than TCB?
One of the hosts is a bigfoot hunter!
It's just TCB with a southern accent
Mountain Monsters is back!
They’re on the hunt for Smoke Wolves armed with only a ca...
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March 6, 2023 • 63 min
Bryan & Krissy get back to their roots to discuss Marlon and his *former* Sugar Mama, strip clubs, and Pete Davidson.
Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more
Dating an older person does have its benefits...those walkers are great for fucking!
Break up jealousy is real!
Bryan still loves Jason Momoa, even if he were banging Bryan's ex.
Bryan was once down so bad that he took Krissy’s car in the middle of Bonnaroo to go see a girl he was...
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March 3, 2023 • 70 min
Believe it or not, being able to sing karaoke while receiving a hand job is a talent! They know all about it in Japan, and Bryan gives Krissy the scoop on Tekoki Karaoke. Later, TCB breaks out one of Bryan's old McDonald's training videos.
21 EPMs
Everything’s phallic here at TCB!
Where in the world is Chopper Johnson?
What exactly is Tekoki Karaoke?
Bryan wishes we could bring this to the US
#ProstateHealth
The sanitization...
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March 1, 2023 • 63 min
Nothing like hanging a little BA on a first date! The Love Connection provides again, giving Bryan & Krissy plenty of bare ass, ball air, and G-strings to discuss.
Bryan’s new TLC obsession: Extreme Sisters
These women take being twins way too seriously
They have a shared boyfriend who must have sex with them together, 4 pumps a pop!
Marlon update: they’re done!
Once you hit that 9 month mark, things start to change...
TCB ge...
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February 27, 2023 • 54 min
With restaurants, it's all about the secret sauce: food, service, atmosphere, and the coke dealer at the end of the bar. Bryan & Krissy know all about it, and Bryan gives us the rundown on his latest Atlanta restaurant experience.
Bryan realizes TCB will soon be a source of embarrassment for his son.
The average penis size has increased by 30%
Will this eventually put us in the metaverse?
February is Krissy’s time to show up to...
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February 24, 2023 • 57 min
Bryan, Krissy, & Jim Bakker, our resident tech expert, go down the AI rabbit hole. ChatGPT might not be able to figure out what TCB is, but according to Jim, it's already under our skin creating a human robotic person!
AI is here to take over the world
From the AT&T answering service to ChatGPT, it's everywhere.
AI could make its own version of The Commercial Break…but how hard is that?
Bryan has already been banned from ChatGP...
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February 22, 2023 • 63 min
Bryan and Krissy get deeper into John Anthony Lifestyle's threesome pulling techniques, and boy does he deliver! Turns out, all you need is an extremely hot Brazilian girlfriend to start kissing your third and you're in!
John Anthony Lifestyle continues his threesome teaching moment
Lucky for us, he offers a 30 minute coaching session
Comment on a girl’s appearance, get her number, invite her to a barbecue, and you’re having a t...
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February 20, 2023 • 67 min
Ever wanted a threesome? Of course, but someone is always going to feel left out. Fortunately Bryan & Krissy have found John Anthony Lifestyle to teach us about pulling threesomes. He can get 'em anywhere, even...the mall?
All of our TCB listeners are trying to fuck more than one person at a time!
Bryan paints a picture of his band's first show (besides the retirement home)
Goth girls bring you nothing but trouble, Megan Fox inc...
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February 17, 2023 • 60 min
Bryan & Krissy know ALL about being each other's work-spouse, and after this many years there's just no escape. Almost everyone has a work-spouse, but it's not always as easy as Bryan & Krissy make it seem, and the people take to tiktok to air out their grievances! It's all fun and games until you introduce yourself as "the other love of his life" to your work husband's *actual wife.*
TCB relives their work wife-work husband histo...
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February 15, 2023 • 62 min
Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their very professional career in sales, and bring back an old favorite: Paul Cruz! Pauly P introduces us to the "tripod of sales," which really feels more like a triangle.
Groucho Marx makes an appearance on TCB
Bryan & Krissy are blown away by technology!
TCB relives their chaotic Clear Channel days.
A nurse in Germany was so hungover that they gave patients extra drugs and ended up killing two peo...
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February 13, 2023 • 59 min
Is there something lacking in your sex life? Maybe it’s mind-gasms! TCB answers an Ask TCB and gets into the ITV special on having orgasms by just thinking about them. Bryan & Krissy question the ITV presenters' motives.
Bryan believes the Juggalos are his people and they share a favorite sit-com!
If you’ve never had an orgasm with your partner…could you get over it?
A TCB listener faces this struggle.
Sister husbands or YBrya...
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February 10, 2023 • 64 min
Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn that there's more to these preachers than just money. They're all about that Upper Midwest Faith Explosion! What, you might ask, is exploding at this shindig? Only experience will tell...
Bryan teaches his children that he made this earth, and he rules with an iron fist.
Keith Moor...
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February 8, 2023 • 58 min
It's clear that most people have $350K laying around waiting for a purpose. Frankie B here is to take that money and put it to good work! He's invented a way to make money while you watch football without doing any work. His patented Salon Suiis System is going to change your life. He is SURE of it. Just ask him.
The never ending episode train has started down the tracks
The uvula is annoying...and TCB has one
Blue is acting out...
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February 6, 2023 • 70 min
It's probably news to every TCB listener that Dr. Phil endorsed the podcast! TCB was young and it needed the press. As the new season starts Bryan breaks out an old ad the good doctor read for The Commercial Break. And it worked! Bryan & Krissy wonder...what's up with the TCB audience??
Season #4 is here!
Dr. Phil is retiring after 30 years of daytime TV
Dr. Phil is a cow doctor
The Commercial Break once paid the TV doctor to d...
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February 3, 2023 • 4 min
Bryan & Krissy are back with new episodes on Monday Feb 6th 2023 for TCB Season #4!
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Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Written By: Bryan Green
Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
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