The Confused Breakfast

The Confused Breakfast

A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

Episodes

July 17, 2025 110 mins
Remember that when you can’t breathe, you can’t scream.  On today’s episode, we discuss a movie that opened at number #1 at the box office and spawned 3 sequels and a spinoff with Lake Placid.   Despite all of this it was nominated for 6 Razzie awards, including worst picture, worst director, worst screenplay and worst couple— Jon Voight and the animatronic snake.  This movie taught us that even though the jungle makes you horny, y...
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Our good friends Raiders of the Lost Podcast join today's show for a true movie trivia showdown. Hosted by Mike, tune in to see if Sean and AJ can defeat Anthony and James in a head to head competition. Play along if you would like and let us know how you do! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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July 10, 2025 112 mins
On today’s episode, we discuss a movie based off of one of the most popular video game franchises of the 90s.  A movie with a script that was so disposable that it was rewritten or thrown away daily on set and many of us still aren’t sure what the plot is.  JCVD did everything he could to tank the movie, while Raul Julia is quite possibly the only saving grace, despite being his last role prior to passing away.   Make you cry July ...
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July 7, 2025 49 mins
We are bringing back the "I've Never Seen" segment from the old days. One of us absolutely loves 2004's 'I Heart Huckabees' and the other two have never even heard of it. A self-described "existential comedy", I Heart Huckabees has an insane cast including Dustin Hoffman, Lily Tomlin, Jude Law, Jason Schwartxman, Mark Wahlberg, Naomi Watts and so many more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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July 3, 2025 106 mins
Make you Cry July starts off with an absolute bang. This movie was Stephen King's first and only attempt at directing a movie and the critics didn't like it. Stephen himself hated it. But here we are almost 40 years later, dissecting one of the best bad movies ever made. It caused an irrational fear of soda machines, lawn mowers, drawbridges, trucks and drain pipes. Join us as we chat about 1986's Maximum Overdrive! •0:0...
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Tim McEwan is a founding member and producer/songwriter for hugely popular synthwave band, The Midnight.  This podcast has always been about the nostalgic wistfulness of movies from our past and the memories and vibes that we continue to carry to this day.  The Midnight is the literal musical embodiment of that exact same feeling.   We discuss all things movies, music and nostalgia.   ENJOY! ——————————————— Check out The Midnight...
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June 26, 2025 113 mins
On today’s episode we discuss a movie loosely based on The Odessey and nominated for 2 Oscars.  This movie was the first adapted screenplay by the Coen Brothers and was called a hillbilly musical comedy adventure by John Turturo.  It made Dapper Dan a household name, and turned "Man of Constant Sorrow" into a bluegrass banger for the new millennium. Join us for a scene by scene review of 2000’s O Brother, Where Art Thou?! •0:00:...
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June 23, 2025 54 mins
It's a gameshow today, brought to you by Sean. He has some questions for Mike, AJ and our podcast audience to find out if YOU are a cinephile? This is a don't miss brunch and we invite you to play along! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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June 21, 2025 100 mins
**This is a reissue of an older episode in honor of the 50th Anniversary of Jaws, and also to get it back on Spotify because the original was taken down. Baa Dum. Baa Dum. The movie that made you question even the smallest bodies of water. Jaws launched some major careers in cinema but can it hold up against the test of time nearly a half-century later?? Are sharks as dangerous as they make it seem? Can you put a price on the li...
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June 19, 2025 111 mins
Today’s new episode is a full-blown review of the first movie ever to cost more than $100 million to make.  This movie taught us some important lessons like kids are 10 seconds of joy and 30 years of misery, that women can’t be lived with nor killed and that a vet will get em wet.   We are of course talking about 1994’s True Lies •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:30  - Pertinent movie details ...
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June 16, 2025 36 mins
Back by popular demand, we have another quiz-style game show. Today focuses on the Mandella Effect when it comes to popular movie quotes. Who will pull out the victory between AJ and Sean? Can you do better than they can? Tune in!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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June 12, 2025 118 mins
On today’s episode, we discuss a movie that is deemed one of the worst Batman movies ever made by some.  Others call it a misunderstood classic.  This movie was the second film ever to cost more than $100 million to make and It was the movie that helped the Batman franchise break the $1 billion mark at the global box office.  The first batman movie to refer to batman as the dark knight.  We are of course talking about 1995’s Batman...
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June 9, 2025 43 mins
On this week's brunch, we talk about some unbelievable movie curses. From a movie that never got made because everyone who read the script died to classic legends surrounding Polterguest, The Joker, The Crow and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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June 5, 2025 100 mins
On today’s episode, we’re diving into a cult classic that redefined what it means to be weird, hilarious, and just downright absurd.  A movie showing the world that Weird Al Yankovic should be protected at all costs.  This movie showed us the greatest hotdog/twinkie combination of all time and taught us that broads don’t belong in braodcasting, that gun control is for wimps and commies, and that life is like a mop.    We are of cou...
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Almost 2 months ago, we released a brunch episode recapping the first 2 episodes of Season 2 of HBO’s The Last of Us.  It was a trial of sorts, as we may dip our toes in TV series reviews in the future.  Well, the problem with doing that episode was that we all obviously kept watching and badly wanted to recap the entire season with each other. HEAVY SPOILERS if you haven’t see all of Season 2.   We return to regularly scheduled...
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May 29, 2025 103 mins
On the exciting conclusion of May of Damon, we are discussing a cult classic that helped launch the poker boom of the early 2000s, inspired millions of dudes to think they could turn $100 into a Vegas bankroll, and gave us the most unhinged Oreo-eating villain of all time.  It’s Matt Damon playing a genius again, Ed Norton being a menace, and John Malkovich going full cartoon Russian mobster. We are of course talking about 1998’s R...
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Every once in a while, we allow ourselves to go back and make some changes to the ratings we gave movies. Today is one of those days and hopefully you will forgive us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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May 22, 2025 97 mins
Mi Scusi- Buckle up for a wild ride through Europe with the Confused Breakfast podcast! Join us as we break down "EuroTrip" - the cult classic that gave us Matt Damon's unforgettable "Scotty Doesn't Know" performance. This episode explores why this movie still makes us laugh 20 years later. Discover insider trivia, epic cameos, and whether this teen comedy stands the test of time.  •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories...
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After spending a few episodes talking about movie endings, we figured it was time to jump into opening scenes.  The intro to a movie is so important and we are about to give you our individual top 5 lists of the greatest opening scenes in movie history.   ENJOY!  Mild spoilers obviously-  Here are some of the movies being discussed. Watchmen, Casino Royale, Trainspotting, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises, T...
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May 15, 2025 120 mins
Imagine a movie so perfectly crafted that Jack Nicholson improvs half his scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio plays a character in constant panic, and Mark Wahlberg steals the entire film in under 10 minutes of screen time. We're talking Scorsese at his absolute PEAK.  We dissect The Departed scene by scene with a modern eye.   Which character might be secretly gay?  Did you catch the hidden on-screen tell about which characters wouldn’t mak...
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