The Confused Breakfast

The Confused Breakfast

A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

Episodes

May 1, 2025 131 mins
Buckle up for a wild ride through 1950's Italy with Matt Damon in 'The Talented Mr. Ripley'!  One jacket, one lie, and suddenly our boy Tom Ripley is living a life that ain't his - and trust me, things get DARK.  Jazz, cocktails, and creepy vibes. We break down every delicious, dangerous moment in true Confused Breakfast style. You do NOT want to miss this episode! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing ...
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We can't be the only people who has wondered what a modern-day recasting of "Forrest Gump" would look like, right? Instead of having Forrest Gump be born in the 40's, our new Forrest could be born in 80s. This would give him a whole new set up historical and cultural events to be a part of. Join us as we all bring some ideas to the table and we ultimately pick the actors who will step into those iconic roles. Enjoy! Learn more ab...
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April 24, 2025 134 mins
On today’s episode, we discuss the #11 highest rated movie of all-time on IMDB.. It was the highest-grossing film of 1994 domestically in a year absolutely stacked with movies. It was the winner of 6 Oscars and spent an insane 42 weeks in movie theaters. We dive deep. Is Jenny actually as terrible as we think she is? Is it just a fun story or can we actually learn anything from Forrest? Did all of this actually happen or is Forrest...
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Changing it up a little bit on today’s brunch episode! We have been watching The Last of Us and felt like maybe it was time we dipped our toes in the TV review game.  Heavy spoilers ahead! Join us as we chat about our reactions to Season 2’s first 2 episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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April 17, 2025 128 mins
Ladies and gentlemen, you’ve made a bold choice today. Instead of going to work, doing chores, attending school, or paying bills — you chose us. You chose to fake sick, throw on a bathrobe and spend your day with three grown men dissecting a 1986 teen comedy in order to get clout on the internet. Today, we live like Ferris. No responsibilities. No guilt. No Cameron whispering “I’m dying.” We’re eating pancreas at fancy restaurants,...
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April 14, 2025 52 mins
This is a fun one! We each decided to give our 5 greatest death scenes in movie history. Perhaps it was because it was gory and gruesome. Maybe because it was funny. Or it made our list because of how sad it made us. There are a bunch and we are gonna dive in! Lite spoilers ahead. The movies being discussed are: Boondock Saints, In a Violent Nature, Starship troopers, Zombieland, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, Shau...
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April 10, 2025 119 mins
There’s no crying in baseball but there is most certainly some laughing in this new episode! This week we're stepping up to the plate to break down one of the most beloved sports movies of all time — A League of Their Own (1992)! Is this one of the most quotable movies ever? Did Dottie drop the ball on purpose? Is this the greatest pee scene in film history? Hit play and find out — and don’t forget to share your favorite mom...
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April 7, 2025 43 mins
The world recently lost an incredible acting talent. His roles are some of the most memorable of all-time, from his portrayal of Jim Morrison in The Doors to his iconic version of Doc Holliday in Tombstone. Join us as we talk about the life and movies of Val Kilmer- RIP.   ****ASPCA- To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast  ————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confuse...
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April 3, 2025 93 mins
On today’s episode, we discuss a true cult-classic movie! Did you know that this was the only film directed by Joe Dante to win an Academy Award and that it quite possibly invented the selfie? Join us as we discuss the adult version of 'Honey I shrunk the kids' and perhaps a spiritual prequel to 'Faceoff.' We are of course talking about 1987’s 'Innerspace' •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:45 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:30 - Pe...
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The incredibly funny Charlie Berens joins us to chat about 2011's 'Cedar Rapids' staring Ed Helms, John C. Reilly, Sigourney Weaver and more. We do some analysis of the film as well as some talk about Midwest cliches, second cousins, Kurt Russell’s shoes and Charlie's time working on this film. It's a good one- Enjoy! Check out everything Charlie Berens at- https://manitowocminute.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
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March 27, 2025 143 mins
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." Welcome to Thursday, our new release day and we have a doosie for you.  Fight Club is one of those movies that defined the late 90s/early 00s. It was edgy, poetic, intense and the twist was one of the greatest in film history.  But 25 years later, we've all grown up and we're wondering if this movie is as good as we remember.  We dive REALLY deep into this one and you will ...
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It's no secret that we usually disagree with IMDB and think that a movie should be rated much higher than the rating on their website. But every once in awhile, we see a movie that is rated TOO HIGH. On today's brunch, we each give 5 movies that are a 7.0 or higher on IMDB and then tell you how much lower that rating should actually be in our opinion. These might sting- listener beware. SPONSORS- **Hungryroot- For a limited ...
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March 19, 2025 115 mins
On today’s episode, we once again dive into a movie that was maybe not as well known as it should’ve been, but to those who have seen it, it is a revered classic.  This movie includes three Oscar winners and gives us one of our favorite reoccurring versions of Brendan Frazer- a fish out of water. What would it really be like to emerge into the world after 35 years in a bunker? Did Adam ever, ya know, do the thing we do when we are ...
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March 17, 2025 68 mins
In honor of the new Rad documentary, it’s time to revisit one of the greatest cult classic movies of all-time. We got a pre-screening of A Rad Documentary, so we start off with telling you some reasons that you should go see it. Then we follow it up with discussion about ‘Rad’ which includes revisiting our modern-day ratings from January 2022.  Will we change our thoughts? Tune in to find out. Find out how to watch Rad in 4k, alon...
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March 12, 2025 91 mins
It’s time to enter the world of the Mayflower Kennel Club Dog Show. It’s a strange world where judges look like they are made out of ham, Starbucks are often across the street from each other, and the Mayflower landed in Philadelphia, piloted by Christopher Columbus. But most importantly, it’s a world where god loves a terrier, even though they are eaten in some countries. The stage is set for the tournament of tournaments… here w...
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It's no secret that we usually disagree with IMDB and think that a movie should be rated much higher. But sometimes, there are movies that are rated SO LOW that we have to step in and say something. On today's brunch, we each give 5 movies that are a 7.0 or lower on IMDB and then tell you what the proper rating should actually be. ****LawnBright- Go to http://getlawnbright.com and use code CONFUSED for 15% off your first order ...
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March 5, 2025 120 mins
Today's new episode is going to prove without a doubt that 'My Cousin Vinny' is still an enjoyable movie. The evidence in this episode is going to show that Marissa Tomei deserved her supporting actress award win and that Joe Pesci inspired a whole new generation of attorneys with his modern day take of a lawyer in a crusty, old, southern boomer world. You will hear the testimony’s of 3 passionate podcast hosts who most likely stol...
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You might know James Rolfe as 'Angry Video Game Nerd' or from his Youtube Channel called Cinemassacre, which has over 3.8 Million subscribers and 2.3 BILLION views. He is one of the pioneers of Youtube and his videos are full of the nostalgia that our listeners love. Mike and James talk movies, music, video games, video game movies, legacy sequels, Cobra Kai, Top Gun Maverick, the Rocky franchise, fictitious movie bands and so mu...
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February 28, 2025 129 mins
Great Scott! It’s finally here! We tackle Back to the Future on the THE DAY! The movie that set the standard for the rules of time travel. We’re gonna need 1.21 gigawatts to cover this monumental flick! So grab some plutonium from the corner store, input your time destination and get your flux capacitor…..fluxing so we can make like a tree and get outta here! You know this episode is gonna get heavy!  **THIS IS A RE-AIRING OF AN O...
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February 26, 2025 119 mins
On today’s new episode, we take a peak into the dark, gritty world of The Crow. What makes this movie a cult classic? We explore its comic book roots and the tragic real-life events that cast a shadow over production. From Brandon Lee's star-making turn as the vengeful Eric Draven to the shocking on-set accident that took his life, this episode unearths the haunting backstory that made The Crow a cinematic legend. Do we love this m...
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