January 15, 2025 • 49 mins
The Cris David Show is back with a brand new episode! We’ll talk about the Michael Jackson Movie, The Luther Vandross Documentary, Pap, Remy, and Joe Budden, the fires, and your crashout cousins who don’t know how to act right in public! I’ll drop some science too.
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Is it real? Or is it an illusion? Is it live or is it Memorex?
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I'll tell you what's not an illusion. The Cris David Show is back with a brand new
episode. We'll talk about the Michael Jackson movie, the Luther Vandross documentary, Pap,
Remy and Joe Buddens, the fires and your crash out cousins who don't know how to act
right in public. I'll drop some science too. The Cris David Show starts now.
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Happy New Year. It's me baby. Freaking New Year. Welcome to the Cris David Show. I'm
your host, Cris David. And look at that. We're in 2025. What'd you do for New Year's?
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I stayed home and listened to Chuck Chillout. You know, your train took your train.
He's on the radio here. Shout out to Chuck. Chuck's probably the biggest Eagles fan in
New York City. But I had the radio on drank piña colada. Then I fell asleep before the ball
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dropped. And see, that's when you know, you're getting old. And later on, I had on The Honeymooners
marathon and I cooked, you know, plantain, you know, plantain and rice, you know, the
traditional, you know, greens and black eyed peas for money. And, you know, luck in the
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new year. Also had a birthday. Thank you. Thank you. My cake. My cake didn't look like
that. But it was a nice cake. Very, very mindful. I don't, you know, typically I don't make
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plans because the weather is always nuts. But it was, I was texting with my cousin.
Shout out to my cousin, Matt. We have the same exact birthday, same year and everything.
There we are. Yeah. He was born a little later, so he had a little more time to cook. Matt's
like 6’7”. Anyway, Matt and his wife, Shavvon went to Don Pepe. He was telling me
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how big the steak was. Now I haven't been eating red meat. I probably haven't had a
steak, you know, or a burger or any kind of beef since the fall. Wait, no, I'm lying.
I stay having beef. Baby, baby. So I was like, I got to do a steak. You know, it's my birthday.
So this is at Roots Ocean Prime in Princeton, New Jersey. Yeah. Look at the spread. The
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spread is strong, right? Brolic. Look at that dessert. I'm feeding my inner child. You know,
I'm 57 now. Thank you. Thank you. I have a question for you. How long do you say Happy
New Year? I say it for a week. And then if I haven't seen you, I'll say it until March
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or April. It depends. I said it on here today only because we haven't seen each other since
Christmas, which by the way, so many of you asked where I got that hoodie from last show.
It's actually a hooded onesie and they sell them on that app that's named after the big
river. But as far as saying Happy New Year, some people say it through the summer. A lot
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of older people do that. Anyway, let me know how long you tell people Happy New Year info
at thecrisdavidshow.com. Last time I mentioned the Michael Jackson biopic, it's called
Michael and it's due out this spring. The film follows the life and the career of the
late King of Pop from his early days as a member of the family group to Jackson 5,
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through to his successes as a solo artist. Michael traces Jackson's triumphs and tragedies
as it examines both his personal struggles and his most iconic performances. It's directed
by Antoine Fuqua who did Training Day. And we have a few of the picks for who's playing
who in the film. So Colman Domingo is playing Papa Joe, Joe Jackson, along with Nia Long,
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as Katherine Jackson, the family matriarch. Quincy Jones is being played by Kendrick
Sampson, you know, a felon bag, no, Nanceford from insecure, Larenz Tate, you know, the councilman.
He's playing Barry Gordy and Jaafar Jackson, who's Michael's actual nephew is playing Michael.
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Now this casting is on point. This is probably the most accurate casting that I've ever seen
in a biopic. Now granted, Colman and Nia don't look anything like Joe and Katherine,
and I get why they cast them, but the Jackson children? Look, look, look, just look, look,
look who they have playing Tito. Right? Judah Edwards and Rhyan Hill. Now look at La Toya.
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Even the Motown artists are on point because you know, Jackson 5, they were on signed to Motown.
That's Gladys Knight. Look, and Miss Ross. We have to clap it off for Kimberly Harden and
Victoria Thomas for this casting because wow. I mean, look at the guy they got for Dick
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Clark. Right? Same, same head, right? See, this is how you cast a biopic. And I know
what you're asking and no as far as we know, Janet will not be featured in this film. We
know how she can be. And that's not a diss, but remember Big Janet wasn't really in the
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Jackson family. Jackson, what was it called? Jackson American Dream movie from the 90s.
You know, the Black Ten Commandments. That's not called it. It's literally, it's on, it
seems like it's on every Easter or like every Thanksgiving, every time you have a, you know,
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family cooking holiday anyway. But you know, baby Janet was in the movie, but you know,
older Janet wasn't when Michael was first announced. Halle Bailey said she wanted to
play Janet, but when she was on the Jennifer Hudson show with Smokey Robinson around the
holidays, she said she isn't playing Janet in the Michael movie. And sometimes actors
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have NDAs. So they'll tell us they're not in something due to the legalities. But then
when a movie comes out, you know, they all in the videos and filming wrapped a while
ago. So I guess we'll have to see. And other Jackson family news, Paris Jackson, Michael's
daughter is five years sober. She said it on Instagram. So congratulations to her on
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that. Yeah, she was doing pills and drinking. It's tough. It's tough. So good luck, Paris.
But as far as Halle playing Janet, maybe she's hoping she could play her in her biopic.
I don't know. I guess some people would say, you know, maybe have one of the nieces play
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her, you know, like how Jaafar is playing Michael. I mean, but do they even have a niece brown
enough to play Janet? I don't know. You know, I think La Toya's biopic would be better. La Toya
Would air it all out. Like the time her and Janet beat up, allegedly, you know, that lady from American Idol. Anyway,
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do you know who Aaron Pierre is? Ok, so this is Aaron. He's the voice of Mufasa in the
new Lion King movie. Mufasa. Remember back in the 90s, James Earl Jones played Mufasa.
I'm just going to put it out there. Aaron needs to play James if they ever make his
biopic. Look at them. Tall, similar complexion, same eyes, same voice. He could be his grandson.
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That is Aaron’s. PEGOTKCH. You know, Peabody, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Kennedy Center
Honors. Little Elsbeth joke. He looks like someone I know from Willingboro. Anyway, do you watch
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Elsbeth? She's like Sex and the City solving murders. It comes on CBS. Really, really good
show. And I hear you. I know Michael Ealy could play James, but he doesn't have the
voice or the height you understand what I'm saying? You see this? Whoever did this shameful
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Don't slander my frat. It's low key accurate for the other people. If you know, you
Know. You know I got pulled over. Yeah, so I was about to turn into the parking lot at my doctor's
office and I see those red and blue lights go on and I'm like, Oh, here we go. Because
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I signaled and everything and you know, all my stuff is up to date. So I pull over and
you know, I'm grabbing my wallet and everything and the officer, you know, he comes, he's
a brotha. He comes around and he goes, you know, good morning. You from around here and
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I'm like, Oh, good morning, officer. You know, I'm not really, but you know, kind of I have
an appointment and he goes, you know, everything all right. You’re Kappa, huh? And you know,
what chapter? You know, so I tell him that he starts asking me other questions and I'm
like, wait a minute, officer. What did I do? He says nothing. I'm just messing with you.
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I'm a Kappa too. So yeah, shout out Officer NUPE. I won't say your government on here and
Happy Belated J5 to all my fellow NUPES. Yeah. That's the, you know, listen, we're
not the crashouts. Ok. That's the men of 2013. No, no crashouts, no crashouts in
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Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Incorporated. Before I forget Lifetime is doing the Lisa Lisa
and the Gloria Gaynor biopics. Lisa Lisa's comes out February 1st and Gloria’s is February
8th. Pap and Remy are over. I know our official Black Love couple is done. Now this is a whole
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Greek tragedy. So pause this and go get you some of whatever you need to get through this.
According to XXL back on December 12th, Remy Ma, Reminisce Smith-Mackie, top 5
got on IG and started blasting everything going on with her and her husband, rapper
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Papoose, AKA Paps marriage. Pap Shamele Mackie, top 5 was allegedly messing with this young
lady right here. Claressa Shields. She's the boxer that that film, The Fire Inside is about,
you know, with Ryan Destiny and Brian Tyree Henry. Pap and Remy wed in 2008 and renewed
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their vows back in 2018. Remy accused Claressa's team of putting out fake stories about her
and said she told Papoose to, “put out something to stop the narrative.” When
Pap didn't comply, Remy posted screenshots between Pap and Claressa on her feed. This
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is an exchange between Pap and Claressa. Pap is in blue and Claressa is in gray. I'm gonna
do my best for our listeners. Pap tells Claressa who was upset that he didn't let her know
he gotten home safely, that no human being is able to report their every move. Claressa
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tells Pap to take accountability, reminds him he's married and that if he couldn't
fall asleep on the phone with her or be with her in person, then it shouldn't be a big
deal to let her know that he made it home safely or that he fell asleep in his Sprinter.
Pap then changes the subject to tell her about a Christmas party at Tunecore, the digital
distribution company where he's the head of Hip Hop and Claressa tells him she doesn't
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care. Remy goes, Papoose dumbass fell asleep on a phone with @claressashields laying
in my house. He refuses to leave. The bitch supposed to be a world champion boxer and
get scary ass. I think she meant her scary ass, hung up as soon as she heard my voice.
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Now I'm telling everything. Oh, and baby girl, you're not the only one. When I read Remy's
words, I always hear her voice in my head. Walk around the metal detectors. Black and
more Black, anyway. Papoose claps back. Sad to say that Remy Ma is a narcissist. She chose
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to cheat repeatedly. Now that I finally moved on. She's playing the victim. I have requested
a divorce numerous times. She rather clout chase on social media than handle this like
civilized adults. I did not want to do the social media foolishness for the sake of my
Six-year-old baby. She has to go to school. As you can see, I remained quiet through this
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all. Remy liked the post. In another screenshot, Remy posted from Claressa's texts to Pap.
Claressa tells Pap to “do something about this girl” meaning Remy because
her PR team is going to freak out when they see her exposing Remy. The posts she's referring
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to are this one from X, where she tells Remy, “this can't be serious. You have two
Boyfriends”. This one from her IG story. And these two in this exchange on X, where
she and Remy go back and forth. Claressa calls Remy a 45-year-old clown. Remy tells Claressa
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she's not 45 and that she's not aging well, but then tells her she's not her enemy and
that Pap wasn't answering his phone because he has another girl in Cali. Then Claressa
tells Remy that her screen shot a text between them are fake. The second boyfriend Claressa
is referring to is a battle rapper from Philly named Eazy The Block Captain, Anthony Brown,
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who Remy came out last week and confirmed that they are together. I'm going to put up
that side by side again. Remy, you got a type Ma. You see it. Pap does too. Remy continued
posting texts between Pap and Claressa, including this one that we blurred out because Claressa's
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number was still in the screenshot. Papoose responded to Remy's post by sharing a screenshot
of a video of Remy and Eazy last Christmas, 2023. “While I was at home with my daughter
last Christmas, this is where @remyma was. Now that I FINALLY moved on,
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she's angry and making up lies. #narcissist. I told her we could divorce like adults. She
refuses to do that because I wouldn't lie and say I didn't knock this chump out. I still
got the messages of her begging me to lie about the knockout, but who cares? He didn't
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throw one punch back. #supersoft hand over face emoji. Everybody saw it out
@remyma woke him up and went home with him for four days. I went home with my daughter.
As you can see, she couldn't wait to lie about it again. SMH #narcissist. I didn't
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knock him out because he slept with my wife. I knocked him out because he shook my hand
and then slept with my wife. #exwife #narcissist. Then all of this takes
a nasty turn. Remy accused Pap of attacking her inside the garage at their New Jersey
home while they were having their indoor pool remodeled and that the workers called 911
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to get Pap off of her. Remy also claimed to have audio and video of the incident and told
Pap, “keep fucking lying”. Pap responded. Remy was lying about the incident
and that his claim could easily be verified. He said, “you are the only one who play
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with police. Lying about history that unfolded in front of the world is pathetic. Falsifying
text messages that you claim are from over a decade ago just to create a false narrative
and justify cheating as narcissistic behavior.” At this point, Pap removed his post
and Remy responded with this diatribe that I'm going to summarize for you because we
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have to talk about New Orleans. Remy called Pap a liar, accused him of having a gambling problem,
wanting to cause a public blow up instead of quietly divorcing, isolating her from her
friends and family and using her image against her. She ends the post, “you do anything
to keep the Black love image I helped build for you and you was ok with the lies being
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told about me. How many friends and family of mine have you purposely made uncomfortable
and pushed away? Most importantly, my daughter worships me and I'm a fantastic mother and
you know that. I take great care of her. Don't try to paint that narrative. Now we can both
stop pretending and hiding.” Then Remy put up another post where she said Pap
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was jealous of her starting her battle rap league, called the story of him knocking out
Eazy fake and said he ran up into battle starting trouble. Something about feeding battle rappers
stories, then telling him that Remy set him up, then telling Remy thanks for setting
him up. It's too much. Eazy said he thought Remy and Pap were separated when he got with
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her and that Pap had Remy's car bugged with a recording device. This was Eazy’s post on
IG, by the way, it says, “tell Pap unblock me I wanna holla at you. Duck emoji”.
Eazy's been battle rapping for years down in Philly and when he started gaining traction,
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you know, getting on Bel Air and doing interviews and being in all these, you know, reels, IG
reels, you know, at the battles, I saw Remy and I thought she was his manager. Then his
battles they kept dropping on Remy's channel, even though, you know, he has his own channel.
But anyway, my inner child, you know, still into rap battles and Remy, I still play your
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Power 99 freestyle in my car. The one over the Jadakiss Put Your Hands Up. But this is
one of those things where you just got to let those two iron things out with one another.
It's like whoever either one gets involved with is going to have to deal with the ex
in some way, shape or form. So good luck to everyone involved. You know, Remy's son, Jace,
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remember he was on their show. He was arraigned over the summer for a murder back in 2021.
It’s a lot. Listen, if you or someone you know is experiencing domestic violence, reach
out. Text the word START to 88788. They have advocates you can connect with who can help.
You can also visit thehotline.org where you can chat live with an advocate or call 800-799-SAFE.
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That's 800-799-7233. It's completely anonymous and open 24-hours-a-day, seven days a week.
And I want to say something before we move on. I hope that in 2025, you all start defining
relationships. All of that FWB bullshit, it needs to stop. Someone always gets their feelings
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hurt or worse. Then you've got one person running around looking for a new FWB because the old FWB
said or did something ignorant. Now you're dragging a new person into some mess you've
been convincing yourself was normal for the past 10, 15 years then they aren't serious,
but you're serious. Now you're mad at the new person. Another thing too, when you communicate with
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someone, communicate openly, especially someone you're trying to be intimate with. If you aren't
communicating openly, sometimes things get crossed. The messages get crossed. People get confused.
You know some of you just text and make statements. Oh, I hope you had a good day. If you aren't busy,
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we should hang out. Or someone will ask you, how are you? And you just say fine or good.
This is why your relationships suck. This is why you're alone on Saturday nights. You don't know
how to communicate openly. Instead of making statements, ask open ended questions. Keep things
flowing. Say things like, how was your day? Or what are you up to this weekend? Would you like to hang
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out? What would you like to do? If someone asks you how you're doing, and you just say fine or good,
they're probably going to assume that you're awkward or you're not into them, if they have any
sense. Also, if this is happening to you, and you're really interested in that person, say something
to them about it. It's possible that they don't even realize that they're doing it. Just don't
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be passive aggressive back or ghost them. The last thing we need is more of that in 2025. And look at
that. You just got a free rizz lesson. You're welcome. We here at The Cris David Show give our condolences
to the families of everyone in New Orleans who was murdered and injured on Bourbon Street during the
New Year's Eve celebration. The explosives they found were so powerful that the shrapnel could
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have injured hundreds of people. The compound the suspect used to make the bombs, RDX, was commonly
used in the Middle East and had never been used in a terrorist attack in the United States. According
to NBC, the suspect, Shamsud-Din Jabbar, who looks absolutely creepy, son, I'm not posting his photo
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because his energy is very, very dark. Look him up if you want on your own time, used an electric
match to set off the bombs, which would have worked in a pipe bomb, but not for RDX. He cased a joint
in those Meta glasses too. You know those new Meta glasses that you got for Christmas.
Jabbar stayed in a rental home in New Orleans beginning October 30th and wore the smart glasses
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to record video while he biked through the French Quarter. According to Lionel Myrthil, the FBI New
Orleans Special Agent in Charge, Jabbar wore them again on New Year's Day, the day of the attack,
but didn't activate them that day. A bomb made with RDX is the equivalent to multiple hand grenades
being thrown into a crowded street. The thing with this now is, now that the information is out there,
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other terrorists might start trying to use this RDX here in the US. Trinidad and
Tobago has declared a state of emergency as gang violence there escalates. President Christine
Carla Kangaloo issued the declaration on the advice of Prime Minister Keith Rowley, who had
been under growing pressure to take action over worsening crime figures. Trinidad and Tobago has
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one of the highest homicide rates in Latin America and the Caribbean, with the record murder tally
of more than 620 last year in a population of 1.5 million. Organized crime is responsible for the
majority of the murders, many of them linked to the international drug trade. The Twin Island
Republic's close proximity to Venezuela, pourous borders, and direct transportation routes to Europe
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and North America make it a prime location for narcotics transshipment. Under the state of
emergency, police have the authority to arrest those suspected of involvement in crimes. They
also have the power to search and enter both public and private premises as necessary. The Prime
Minister's office issued a statement saying that the intention was to address individuals who pose
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a threat to public safety, particularly those involved in criminal activities and the illegal
use of firearms. However, it added that there were no plans to impose a curfew. It is unclear how the
state of emergency will affect Carnival March 3rd and 4th, but heightened security measures
could put a damper on the festivities. The move comes as Trinidad and Tobago gears up for a general
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election, which must be held by August. If you're going to Carnival, be safe. If you're in TnT,
thanks for watching. Be even more safe. Haiti, you too. I know you're going through something similar
and we all about to be too. I mean, when I hear state of emergency, I think either I have to
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evacuate or I'm staying in. But let me say something real quick. Get those people back up on the
screen. Her Excellency, Dr. The Honorable and the Honorable Kamla Persaud-Bissessar.
Now, how come our president and our people running for office here can't look like,
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I mean, how many in Kamla too? Did you see this crashout?
Ashley Cobb, PharmD in Georgia, throwing a tantrum over refrigerator delivery.
Let's watch.
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Oh, she wanted those.
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Oh,
damn, she dirty. She got the dirtiest house for somebody with a document.
But that don't mean. You'd be surprised. Hey, go ahead and load this thing back up, bro. We're
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going. We're going. The captain's ascending. Look at her face all bald.
It's over, bro. Pack it up.
Man, please, please get out of my truck. Please, please get out of my truck.
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Oh, no, I'm paying up for this.
She was attacking him.
Wow.
And this is all happening just so fast. Wow.
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He's like a foot taller than the both of them. Look at her.
Oh, she is just. She's crashing out.
My swear, I've been a carnival. Look at it on the floor. Look at her on the ground.
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Bit the bag multiple times, wrestled to keep the bag.
That's why her mouth is all bloody. Look at her mouth.
Oh, please.
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Girl, ain't nobody doing nothing to you.
She wanted it all to go down.
Girl, you hit yourself in the face. You bit the bag.
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If that man would have hit her in her face, her teeth would be in a digestive tract.
Oh,
I'm going to go. That's it. Where does White Lady come from?
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Oh,
man, she fights 30. I don't like that.
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Larry shoot this motherfucker! She knew not to hit the White Lady.
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Oh, please.
She is a
nuts. Look at her. Now she crying. She's so full of shit.
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You would have thought the winning Powerball was up in that bag. The way she was clutching that
shit. Why is this white lady here trying to delegate?
Oh,
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I was with her. Get your hands off of it. What's in the bag, baby?
You got to go. I'm good. Yeah, get out of there. Get out of dodge.
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I didn't punch her. We recorded the entire time. Thank you. I'm sorry. What the hell is happening?
I don't know what this woman was going through, but she seems like a very entitled brat.
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She seems very nasty, very entitled. I was looking at her when she got in that truck
and the way she had her face all balled up and she pouting and everything. It reminded me of
something. I remember being in preschool and there was a little girl named Randy who looked exactly
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like this Ashley Cobb, PharmD woman who likes to fight herself. Stop fighting yourself! Stop fighting yourself! But anyway, I'm looking at her and
I'm like, this reminds me of that little girl. She was so mean to all of us, this little girl
named Randy. I remember we went to this farm or something like that. They took us on a field trip.
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These are things that you remember as a kid because growing up in the North East, in the city
when the hell do you get to go to a farm? So anyway, they took us to this farm and little
girl, Randy, I remember we were all riding horses. They put us on horses. She fell off a horse
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and we never saw her again. I don't know if the little girl had a bad injury or she died or what,
but it was just like Randy fell off the horse and was in the mud and then that was it.
And that's what that lady reminded me of the way she was sitting up in that truck and the way she
was rolling around on the ground like a prize hog. But I wonder how long the white lady watched this
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all going down before she brought her nosy ass onto their property? Does she even know Ashley
and Larry? Ashy Larry. Ashley and Larry that well? And Ashley seems to have been fired from her job as a pharmacist
at Valley Healthcare in Columbus, Georgia too because her LinkedIn is down and when we called,
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they said she no longer worked there. So, the Lowe's delivery men who are contracted to do
those deliveries and setups are still working and safe. And I'm glad they filmed the entire incident
because as someone who's been in similar situations with krazy krashout Karen's,
it's always their word against ours. And what always gets me is just like how the speech is so calm,
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you know, and then they start screaming and raging. It's just something pathological. Anyway, Larry
blink twice and anyone else who might come in contact with a nut like Ashley Cobb, PharmD
maybe you live with somebody like that. You know, maybe, you know, your neighbor is like
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that or, you know, your mother or your father, somebody, I don't know, but there you go. I mean,
don't be mad at me. You the one crashing. I mean, listen, this is episode 302. Ok. Just in
case we don't get to 730 or 5150. You might swerve bend that corner, woah. I bet you though. I
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bet you she puts that PharmD at the end of her name on all of her emails to the MDs and the DOs.
I worked this one job. It was a temp job. They call it a term appointment. And my boss
was so fucking mean to me. This lady hated me for whatever reason. Like she would throw tantrums
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like that, that daily, like how that Ashley was just carrying on. I mean, rotten to the core,
real Crusty Under Nail Tool. Ok. Figure it out. And I remember one time she “accidentally”
sent out a department-wide email, berating me. Cause this is what she would do.
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She would send me nasty emails, you know, to me personally. And she accidentally hit,
you know, the, the button for the whole department and they, they got to see,
and this was a Black lady too. And she only apologized because her boss called her out on
that shit. She looked like, you know, that Virginia Lieutenant Governor lady, I'm not putting her
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picture up. It's too triggering. But like if that lady were a candidate for Dr. Now,
like they literally have the same face. She's just fat. Every time that lady comes on TV,
like I got to change the channel. Cause it's triggering all these years later, like it's still
triggering to even talk about this, but at the end of her name on all of her emails, she put MBA.
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So this is what happened. I volunteered to go help out in another department and the supervisor
there, her name was Elaine Pivin and Elaine looked like Robin Williams when he was trying on those
wigs in Mrs. Doubtfire. So Elaine goes, MBA? Why the fuck is she putting MBA at the end of all her
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emails? I’m gonna put Elaine Pivin, GED at the end of mine. Who does this bitch think she is?
Elaine also knew every word to Get Low. I mean, every word.
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Exactly. That was the younger Cris though. Like the Cris of today isn't letting anyone talk crazy
and get into his space and cause him fitna. I'm just, no. And you know, this boss I had,
she would be a whole entire EEOC case. All I'd have to say is workplace intimidation and you out
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fat girl. That would have been it. Do you have bosses who talk crazy like that? It's no good.
It's no good. Did you see this nasty email this parent wrote her daughter's teacher? Ok.
So this post has been circulating on X and it comes from a mother in Houston who claims that her
eight-year-old daughter's teacher is being disrespectful. This gonna be my last time
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emailing you about your treatment when it comes to my little girl. I've been calling cause every
day she's coming home and it's something you've done or said. Everybody in the office acting like
they stupid and they're fucking slow. This your last time disrespecting my child and making her
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feel less than who the fuck you think you are to tell an eight-year-old she's irresponsible
Like her parents and all of her family and jerking papers out of her hand? Who the fuck you think you are
to be trying to embarrass children? I have a great relationship with my child and she comes home and
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tells me every single thing you say and do. If [redacted] was a problem in any way, you could have reached out
to me the same way I reached out to you. Your job is to care about these children.
I don't know what the fuck your problem is and where you last left your mind but you bets to
find it. You go in that classroom having an attitude every day but I'll walk in that bitch
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and bless your motherfucking soul behind what I birthed. Get your shit together and learn how to
talk to children before we come face to face. Make today the last day you disrespect my child.
Now you have a blessed weekend. You know they're in the South anytime she cussed out the teacher
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and then told her to have a blessed weekend. That's like another cuss out in itself.
See up North we're just going to tell you where you can go and what you can do. We don't have time for
blessings and pleasantries. We're going to go straight for the gusto. Also her daughter's name
which I really like by the way. I like the spelling of it the way you spell it. I took it out because
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we have to protect the babies. Allegedly the police were called by the school when they got
that email. I mean you know it does come off threatening and not in the good stop messing
with my baby way but in like the bad on sight way. Like mama is ready to throw hands with Ms. Teach.
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I can see this from both sides so I'll say this. Some teachers can be biased when it comes to
certain students but it sounds like this teacher is in the wrong profession. Now this is in Houston so
I'm willing to bet that while this parent and student are both Black the teacher might not be
and not to turn this into a race thing but teachers of other races are biased toward Black children.
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I had an incident with a teacher, white girl, who taught in another class. Class was 80-90%
Black and maybe 10% Hispanic and she comes to me she goes,
Hey can you talk to so-and-so’s dad? And I'm like what for? He's not my student and she goes,
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Well I know his sister is and I know you've talked to him before and
and I just cut her off right there and I'm like so you think that because you're having a problem
with your student whose sister's in my class I'm supposed to talk to the parent?
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What sense on what planet does that make sense? And she's just blinking like I said the whole thing
In Çestina. So then I go, What's the real reason you want me to talk to their dad?
Well I just figured. Aht aht what's the real reason?
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She turned deep red and spun around right back into her classroom. I know what it was. You know what it was.
Exactly. Houston mom, where does the school district stand? I know in the past they've been
cagey and funny acting. Shout out to this woman, Lauren Ashley Simmons.
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She saw things going on in the school district there and the state so she ran for office and won.
She's a state representative now. If anyone knows what happened with this info@thecrisdavidshow.com
let us know. I remember being probably the same age as Houston mom's daughter.
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I remember being probably the same age as Houston mom's daughter. And my grandmom used to watch me
and you know in the morning and after school. And I can't remember
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why we went into the building before school. But it was for something important. Like you know I had
to you know drop off money or a form or something like that. So we're going into the school
and we turn the corner and we get probably no more than five feet away from the office door
and out comes Sister Maureen and she's like, go back! Go back! And my Sagittarius grandmother
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her Nicki Minaj same day, goes the fuck off. I don't remember exactly what she said
but I just remember Sister Maureen’s Willy Wonka looking ass running off somewhere and Miss Kay
who looked like white Dorian Corey going oh it's ok I'll take care of it thanks. Mm hmm.
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Miss Kay was the secretary. Then in class Sister Maureen dismisses everyone except me
you know at the end of the day and she comes over to me and she goes
I was just telling you to go back because school class hadn't started yet. I didn't know you were
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going to the office. Like I hadn't been going to that school longer than she had been teaching
there to know what time the bell was. Anyway, when I got home I told my grandmom what happened.
She was ready to go back up there. I miss my grandmother's. Grandma I miss you. I miss you so much because
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you I tell you if you were able to see this you would get a kick out of the show because she would
sit and watch different shows with me. We would watch talk shows when I was a kid and I mean I
guess this is where it came from. But a lot of the kids you know that the teachers pick on
and they single out are actually gifted and I've dealt with that firsthand. You know either they're
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just not being challenged with the work or they just happen to learn differently. And this is why
every child needs someone like that to advocate for them because just standing around and letting
the teachers and administrators do what they want sends the message that they can just mistreat your
child. It's like when do you as a parent or a guardian stand up and tell these people you're
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going to respect my kid or else I'm pulling my kid out of here but not before I sue you and the
school district for all the medical bills my child's going to incur due to psychotherapy?
I know parents who went through similar things with their kids in their kids schools and some
of them still have their kids enrolled there. I know. When do you stop making excuses and start
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taking action? Did you see the Luther Vandross documentary? So if you haven't seen it yet it
talks about how Luther got his start and I mean from singing in school to being on early episodes
of Sesame Street then singing with you know David Bowie and ultimately his stardom and success.
Is it real? Or is it an illusion? Is it live or is it Memorex?
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I'll tell you what's not an illusion. The Cris David Show is back with a brand new
episode. We'll talk about the Michael Jackson movie, the Luther Vandross documentary, Pap,
Remy and Joe Buddens, the fires and your crash out cousins who don't know how to act
right in public. I'll drop some science too. The Cris David Show starts now.
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Happy New Year. It's me baby. Freaking New Year. Welcome to the Cris David Show. I'm
your host, Cris David. And look at that. We're in 2025. What'd you do for New Year's?
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I stayed home and listened to Chuck Chillout. You know, your train took your train.
He's on the radio here. Shout out to Chuck. Chuck's probably the biggest Eagles fan in
New York City. But I had the radio on drank piña colada. Then I fell asleep before the ball
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dropped. And see, that's when you know, you're getting old. And later on, I had on The Honeymooners
marathon and I cooked, you know, plantain, you know, plantain and rice, you know, the
traditional, you know, greens and black eyed peas for money. And, you know, luck in the
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new year. Also had a birthday. Thank you. Thank you. My cake. My cake didn't look like
that. But it was a nice cake. Very, very mindful. I don't, you know, typically I don't make
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plans because the weather is always nuts. But it was, I was texting with my cousin.
Shout out to my cousin, Matt. We have the same exact birthday, same year and everything.
There we are. Yeah. He was born a little later, so he had a little more time to cook. Matt's
like 6’7”. Anyway, Matt and his wife, Shavvon went to Don Pepe. He was telling me
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how big the steak was. Now I haven't been eating red meat. I probably haven't had a
steak, you know, or a burger or any kind of beef since the fall. Wait, no, I'm lying.
I stay having beef. Baby, baby. So I was like, I got to do a steak. You know, it's my birthday.
So this is at Roots Ocean Prime in Princeton, New Jersey. Yeah. Look at the spread. The
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spread is strong, right? Brolic. Look at that dessert. I'm feeding my inner child. You know,
I'm 57 now. Thank you. Thank you. I have a question for you. How long do you say Happy
New Year? I say it for a week. And then if I haven't seen you, I'll say it until March
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or April. It depends. I said it on here today only because we haven't seen each other since
Christmas, which by the way, so many of you asked where I got that hoodie from last show.
It's actually a hooded onesie and they sell them on that app that's named after the big
river. But as far as saying Happy New Year, some people say it through the summer. A lot
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of older people do that. Anyway, let me know how long you tell people Happy New Year info
at thecrisdavidshow.com. Last time I mentioned the Michael Jackson biopic, it's called
Michael and it's due out this spring. The film follows the life and the career of the
late King of Pop from his early days as a member of the family group to Jackson 5,
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through to his successes as a solo artist. Michael traces Jackson's triumphs and tragedies
as it examines both his personal struggles and his most iconic performances. It's directed
by Antoine Fuqua who did Training Day. And we have a few of the picks for who's playing
who in the film. So Colman Domingo is playing Papa Joe, Joe Jackson, along with Nia Long,
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as Katherine Jackson, the family matriarch. Quincy Jones is being played by Kendrick
Sampson, you know, a felon bag, no, Nanceford from insecure, Larenz Tate, you know, the councilman.
He's playing Barry Gordy and Jaafar Jackson, who's Michael's actual nephew is playing Michael.
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Now this casting is on point. This is probably the most accurate casting that I've ever seen
in a biopic. Now granted, Colman and Nia don't look anything like Joe and Katherine,
and I get why they cast them, but the Jackson children? Look, look, look, just look, look,
look who they have playing Tito. Right? Judah Edwards and Rhyan Hill. Now look at La Toya.
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Even the Motown artists are on point because you know, Jackson 5, they were on signed to Motown.
That's Gladys Knight. Look, and Miss Ross. We have to clap it off for Kimberly Harden and
Victoria Thomas for this casting because wow. I mean, look at the guy they got for Dick
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Clark. Right? Same, same head, right? See, this is how you cast a biopic. And I know
what you're asking and no as far as we know, Janet will not be featured in this film. We
know how she can be. And that's not a diss, but remember Big Janet wasn't really in the
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Jackson family. Jackson, what was it called? Jackson American Dream movie from the 90s.
You know, the Black Ten Commandments. That's not called it. It's literally, it's on, it
seems like it's on every Easter or like every Thanksgiving, every time you have a, you know,
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family cooking holiday anyway. But you know, baby Janet was in the movie, but you know,
older Janet wasn't when Michael was first announced. Halle Bailey said she wanted to
play Janet, but when she was on the Jennifer Hudson show with Smokey Robinson around the
holidays, she said she isn't playing Janet in the Michael movie. And sometimes actors
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have NDAs. So they'll tell us they're not in something due to the legalities. But then
when a movie comes out, you know, they all in the videos and filming wrapped a while
ago. So I guess we'll have to see. And other Jackson family news, Paris Jackson, Michael's
daughter is five years sober. She said it on Instagram. So congratulations to her on
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that. Yeah, she was doing pills and drinking. It's tough. It's tough. So good luck, Paris.
But as far as Halle playing Janet, maybe she's hoping she could play her in her biopic.
I don't know. I guess some people would say, you know, maybe have one of the nieces play
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her, you know, like how Jaafar is playing Michael. I mean, but do they even have a niece brown
enough to play Janet? I don't know. You know, I think La Toya's biopic would be better. La Toya
Would air it all out. Like the time her and Janet beat up, allegedly, you know, that lady from American Idol. Anyway,
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do you know who Aaron Pierre is? Ok, so this is Aaron. He's the voice of Mufasa in the
new Lion King movie. Mufasa. Remember back in the 90s, James Earl Jones played Mufasa.
I'm just going to put it out there. Aaron needs to play James if they ever make his
biopic. Look at them. Tall, similar complexion, same eyes, same voice. He could be his grandson.
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That is Aaron’s. PEGOTKCH. You know, Peabody, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Kennedy Center
Honors. Little Elsbeth joke. He looks like someone I know from Willingboro. Anyway, do you watch
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Elsbeth? She's like Sex and the City solving murders. It comes on CBS. Really, really good
show. And I hear you. I know Michael Ealy could play James, but he doesn't have the
voice or the height you understand what I'm saying? You see this? Whoever did this shameful
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Don't slander my frat. It's low key accurate for the other people. If you know, you
Know. You know I got pulled over. Yeah, so I was about to turn into the parking lot at my doctor's
office and I see those red and blue lights go on and I'm like, Oh, here we go. Because
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I signaled and everything and you know, all my stuff is up to date. So I pull over and
you know, I'm grabbing my wallet and everything and the officer, you know, he comes, he's
a brotha. He comes around and he goes, you know, good morning. You from around here and
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I'm like, Oh, good morning, officer. You know, I'm not really, but you know, kind of I have
an appointment and he goes, you know, everything all right. You’re Kappa, huh? And you know,
what chapter? You know, so I tell him that he starts asking me other questions and I'm
like, wait a minute, officer. What did I do? He says nothing. I'm just messing with you.
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I'm a Kappa too. So yeah, shout out Officer NUPE. I won't say your government on here and
Happy Belated J5 to all my fellow NUPES. Yeah. That's the, you know, listen, we're
not the crashouts. Ok. That's the men of 2013. No, no crashouts, no crashouts in
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Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Incorporated. Before I forget Lifetime is doing the Lisa Lisa
and the Gloria Gaynor biopics. Lisa Lisa's comes out February 1st and Gloria’s is February
8th. Pap and Remy are over. I know our official Black Love couple is done. Now this is a whole
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Greek tragedy. So pause this and go get you some of whatever you need to get through this.
According to XXL back on December 12th, Remy Ma, Reminisce Smith-Mackie, top 5
got on IG and started blasting everything going on with her and her husband, rapper
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Papoose, AKA Paps marriage. Pap Shamele Mackie, top 5 was allegedly messing with this young
lady right here. Claressa Shields. She's the boxer that that film, The Fire Inside is about,
you know, with Ryan Destiny and Brian Tyree Henry. Pap and Remy wed in 2008 and renewed
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their vows back in 2018. Remy accused Claressa's team of putting out fake stories about her
and said she told Papoose to, “put out something to stop the narrative.” When
Pap didn't comply, Remy posted screenshots between Pap and Claressa on her feed. This
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is an exchange between Pap and Claressa. Pap is in blue and Claressa is in gray. I'm gonna
do my best for our listeners. Pap tells Claressa who was upset that he didn't let her know
he gotten home safely, that no human being is able to report their every move. Claressa
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tells Pap to take accountability, reminds him he's married and that if he couldn't
fall asleep on the phone with her or be with her in person, then it shouldn't be a big
deal to let her know that he made it home safely or that he fell asleep in his Sprinter.
Pap then changes the subject to tell her about a Christmas party at Tunecore, the digital
distribution company where he's the head of Hip Hop and Claressa tells him she doesn't
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care. Remy goes, Papoose dumbass fell asleep on a phone with @claressashields laying
in my house. He refuses to leave. The bitch supposed to be a world champion boxer and
get scary ass. I think she meant her scary ass, hung up as soon as she heard my voice.
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Now I'm telling everything. Oh, and baby girl, you're not the only one. When I read Remy's
words, I always hear her voice in my head. Walk around the metal detectors. Black and
more Black, anyway. Papoose claps back. Sad to say that Remy Ma is a narcissist. She chose
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to cheat repeatedly. Now that I finally moved on. She's playing the victim. I have requested
a divorce numerous times. She rather clout chase on social media than handle this like
civilized adults. I did not want to do the social media foolishness for the sake of my
Six-year-old baby. She has to go to school. As you can see, I remained quiet through this
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all. Remy liked the post. In another screenshot, Remy posted from Claressa's texts to Pap.
Claressa tells Pap to “do something about this girl” meaning Remy because
her PR team is going to freak out when they see her exposing Remy. The posts she's referring
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to are this one from X, where she tells Remy, “this can't be serious. You have two
Boyfriends”. This one from her IG story. And these two in this exchange on X, where
she and Remy go back and forth. Claressa calls Remy a 45-year-old clown. Remy tells Claressa
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she's not 45 and that she's not aging well, but then tells her she's not her enemy and
that Pap wasn't answering his phone because he has another girl in Cali. Then Claressa
tells Remy that her screen shot a text between them are fake. The second boyfriend Claressa
is referring to is a battle rapper from Philly named Eazy The Block Captain, Anthony Brown,
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who Remy came out last week and confirmed that they are together. I'm going to put up
that side by side again. Remy, you got a type Ma. You see it. Pap does too. Remy continued
posting texts between Pap and Claressa, including this one that we blurred out because Claressa's
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number was still in the screenshot. Papoose responded to Remy's post by sharing a screenshot
of a video of Remy and Eazy last Christmas, 2023. “While I was at home with my daughter
last Christmas, this is where @remyma was. Now that I FINALLY moved on,
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she's angry and making up lies. #narcissist. I told her we could divorce like adults. She
refuses to do that because I wouldn't lie and say I didn't knock this chump out. I still
got the messages of her begging me to lie about the knockout, but who cares? He didn't
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throw one punch back. #supersoft hand over face emoji. Everybody saw it out
@remyma woke him up and went home with him for four days. I went home with my daughter.
As you can see, she couldn't wait to lie about it again. SMH #narcissist. I didn't
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knock him out because he slept with my wife. I knocked him out because he shook my hand
and then slept with my wife. #exwife #narcissist. Then all of this takes
a nasty turn. Remy accused Pap of attacking her inside the garage at their New Jersey
home while they were having their indoor pool remodeled and that the workers called 911
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to get Pap off of her. Remy also claimed to have audio and video of the incident and told
Pap, “keep fucking lying”. Pap responded. Remy was lying about the incident
and that his claim could easily be verified. He said, “you are the only one who play
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with police. Lying about history that unfolded in front of the world is pathetic. Falsifying
text messages that you claim are from over a decade ago just to create a false narrative
and justify cheating as narcissistic behavior.” At this point, Pap removed his post
and Remy responded with this diatribe that I'm going to summarize for you because we
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have to talk about New Orleans. Remy called Pap a liar, accused him of having a gambling problem,
wanting to cause a public blow up instead of quietly divorcing, isolating her from her
friends and family and using her image against her. She ends the post, “you do anything
to keep the Black love image I helped build for you and you was ok with the lies being
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told about me. How many friends and family of mine have you purposely made uncomfortable
and pushed away? Most importantly, my daughter worships me and I'm a fantastic mother and
you know that. I take great care of her. Don't try to paint that narrative. Now we can both
stop pretending and hiding.” Then Remy put up another post where she said Pap
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was jealous of her starting her battle rap league, called the story of him knocking out
Eazy fake and said he ran up into battle starting trouble. Something about feeding battle rappers
stories, then telling him that Remy set him up, then telling Remy thanks for setting
him up. It's too much. Eazy said he thought Remy and Pap were separated when he got with
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her and that Pap had Remy's car bugged with a recording device. This was Eazy’s post on
IG, by the way, it says, “tell Pap unblock me I wanna holla at you. Duck emoji”.
Eazy's been battle rapping for years down in Philly and when he started gaining traction,
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you know, getting on Bel Air and doing interviews and being in all these, you know, reels, IG
reels, you know, at the battles, I saw Remy and I thought she was his manager. Then his
battles they kept dropping on Remy's channel, even though, you know, he has his own channel.
But anyway, my inner child, you know, still into rap battles and Remy, I still play your
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Power 99 freestyle in my car. The one over the Jadakiss Put Your Hands Up. But this is
one of those things where you just got to let those two iron things out with one another.
It's like whoever either one gets involved with is going to have to deal with the ex
in some way, shape or form. So good luck to everyone involved. You know, Remy's son, Jace,
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remember he was on their show. He was arraigned over the summer for a murder back in 2021.
It’s a lot. Listen, if you or someone you know is experiencing domestic violence, reach
out. Text the word START to 88788. They have advocates you can connect with who can help.
You can also visit thehotline.org where you can chat live with an advocate or call 800-799-SAFE.
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That's 800-799-7233. It's completely anonymous and open 24-hours-a-day, seven days a week.
And I want to say something before we move on. I hope that in 2025, you all start defining
relationships. All of that FWB bullshit, it needs to stop. Someone always gets their feelings
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hurt or worse. Then you've got one person running around looking for a new FWB because the old FWB
said or did something ignorant. Now you're dragging a new person into some mess you've
been convincing yourself was normal for the past 10, 15 years then they aren't serious,
but you're serious. Now you're mad at the new person. Another thing too, when you communicate with
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someone, communicate openly, especially someone you're trying to be intimate with. If you aren't
communicating openly, sometimes things get crossed. The messages get crossed. People get confused.
You know some of you just text and make statements. Oh, I hope you had a good day. If you aren't busy,
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we should hang out. Or someone will ask you, how are you? And you just say fine or good.
This is why your relationships suck. This is why you're alone on Saturday nights. You don't know
how to communicate openly. Instead of making statements, ask open ended questions. Keep things
flowing. Say things like, how was your day? Or what are you up to this weekend? Would you like to hang
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out? What would you like to do? If someone asks you how you're doing, and you just say fine or good,
they're probably going to assume that you're awkward or you're not into them, if they have any
sense. Also, if this is happening to you, and you're really interested in that person, say something
to them about it. It's possible that they don't even realize that they're doing it. Just don't
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be passive aggressive back or ghost them. The last thing we need is more of that in 2025. And look at
that. You just got a free rizz lesson. You're welcome. We here at The Cris David Show give our condolences
to the families of everyone in New Orleans who was murdered and injured on Bourbon Street during the
New Year's Eve celebration. The explosives they found were so powerful that the shrapnel could
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have injured hundreds of people. The compound the suspect used to make the bombs, RDX, was commonly
used in the Middle East and had never been used in a terrorist attack in the United States. According
to NBC, the suspect, Shamsud-Din Jabbar, who looks absolutely creepy, son, I'm not posting his photo
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because his energy is very, very dark. Look him up if you want on your own time, used an electric
match to set off the bombs, which would have worked in a pipe bomb, but not for RDX. He cased a joint
in those Meta glasses too. You know those new Meta glasses that you got for Christmas.
Jabbar stayed in a rental home in New Orleans beginning October 30th and wore the smart glasses
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to record video while he biked through the French Quarter. According to Lionel Myrthil, the FBI New
Orleans Special Agent in Charge, Jabbar wore them again on New Year's Day, the day of the attack,
but didn't activate them that day. A bomb made with RDX is the equivalent to multiple hand grenades
being thrown into a crowded street. The thing with this now is, now that the information is out there,
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other terrorists might start trying to use this RDX here in the US. Trinidad and
Tobago has declared a state of emergency as gang violence there escalates. President Christine
Carla Kangaloo issued the declaration on the advice of Prime Minister Keith Rowley, who had
been under growing pressure to take action over worsening crime figures. Trinidad and Tobago has
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one of the highest homicide rates in Latin America and the Caribbean, with the record murder tally
of more than 620 last year in a population of 1.5 million. Organized crime is responsible for the
majority of the murders, many of them linked to the international drug trade. The Twin Island
Republic's close proximity to Venezuela, pourous borders, and direct transportation routes to Europe
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and North America make it a prime location for narcotics transshipment. Under the state of
emergency, police have the authority to arrest those suspected of involvement in crimes. They
also have the power to search and enter both public and private premises as necessary. The Prime
Minister's office issued a statement saying that the intention was to address individuals who pose
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a threat to public safety, particularly those involved in criminal activities and the illegal
use of firearms. However, it added that there were no plans to impose a curfew. It is unclear how the
state of emergency will affect Carnival March 3rd and 4th, but heightened security measures
could put a damper on the festivities. The move comes as Trinidad and Tobago gears up for a general
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election, which must be held by August. If you're going to Carnival, be safe. If you're in TnT,
thanks for watching. Be even more safe. Haiti, you too. I know you're going through something similar
and we all about to be too. I mean, when I hear state of emergency, I think either I have to
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evacuate or I'm staying in. But let me say something real quick. Get those people back up on the
screen. Her Excellency, Dr. The Honorable and the Honorable Kamla Persaud-Bissessar.
Now, how come our president and our people running for office here can't look like,
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I mean, how many in Kamla too? Did you see this crashout?
Ashley Cobb, PharmD in Georgia, throwing a tantrum over refrigerator delivery.
Let's watch.
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Oh, she wanted those.
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Oh,
damn, she dirty. She got the dirtiest house for somebody with a document.
But that don't mean. You'd be surprised. Hey, go ahead and load this thing back up, bro. We're
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going. We're going. The captain's ascending. Look at her face all bald.
It's over, bro. Pack it up.
Man, please, please get out of my truck. Please, please get out of my truck.
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Oh, no, I'm paying up for this.
She was attacking him.
Wow.
And this is all happening just so fast. Wow.
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He's like a foot taller than the both of them. Look at her.
Oh, she is just. She's crashing out.
My swear, I've been a carnival. Look at it on the floor. Look at her on the ground.
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Bit the bag multiple times, wrestled to keep the bag.
That's why her mouth is all bloody. Look at her mouth.
Oh, please.
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Girl, ain't nobody doing nothing to you.
She wanted it all to go down.
Girl, you hit yourself in the face. You bit the bag.
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If that man would have hit her in her face, her teeth would be in a digestive tract.
Oh,
I'm going to go. That's it. Where does White Lady come from?
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Oh,
man, she fights 30. I don't like that.
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Larry shoot this motherfucker! She knew not to hit the White Lady.
(32:36):
Oh, please.
She is a
nuts. Look at her. Now she crying. She's so full of shit.
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You would have thought the winning Powerball was up in that bag. The way she was clutching that
shit. Why is this white lady here trying to delegate?
Oh,
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I was with her. Get your hands off of it. What's in the bag, baby?
You got to go. I'm good. Yeah, get out of there. Get out of dodge.
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I didn't punch her. We recorded the entire time. Thank you. I'm sorry. What the hell is happening?
I don't know what this woman was going through, but she seems like a very entitled brat.
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She seems very nasty, very entitled. I was looking at her when she got in that truck
and the way she had her face all balled up and she pouting and everything. It reminded me of
something. I remember being in preschool and there was a little girl named Randy who looked exactly
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like this Ashley Cobb, PharmD woman who likes to fight herself. Stop fighting yourself! Stop fighting yourself! But anyway, I'm looking at her and
I'm like, this reminds me of that little girl. She was so mean to all of us, this little girl
named Randy. I remember we went to this farm or something like that. They took us on a field trip.
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These are things that you remember as a kid because growing up in the North East, in the city
when the hell do you get to go to a farm? So anyway, they took us to this farm and little
girl, Randy, I remember we were all riding horses. They put us on horses. She fell off a horse
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and we never saw her again. I don't know if the little girl had a bad injury or she died or what,
but it was just like Randy fell off the horse and was in the mud and then that was it.
And that's what that lady reminded me of the way she was sitting up in that truck and the way she
was rolling around on the ground like a prize hog. But I wonder how long the white lady watched this
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all going down before she brought her nosy ass onto their property? Does she even know Ashley
and Larry? Ashy Larry. Ashley and Larry that well? And Ashley seems to have been fired from her job as a pharmacist
at Valley Healthcare in Columbus, Georgia too because her LinkedIn is down and when we called,
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they said she no longer worked there. So, the Lowe's delivery men who are contracted to do
those deliveries and setups are still working and safe. And I'm glad they filmed the entire incident
because as someone who's been in similar situations with krazy krashout Karen's,
it's always their word against ours. And what always gets me is just like how the speech is so calm,
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you know, and then they start screaming and raging. It's just something pathological. Anyway, Larry
blink twice and anyone else who might come in contact with a nut like Ashley Cobb, PharmD
maybe you live with somebody like that. You know, maybe, you know, your neighbor is like
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that or, you know, your mother or your father, somebody, I don't know, but there you go. I mean,
don't be mad at me. You the one crashing. I mean, listen, this is episode 302. Ok. Just in
case we don't get to 730 or 5150. You might swerve bend that corner, woah. I bet you though. I
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bet you she puts that PharmD at the end of her name on all of her emails to the MDs and the DOs.
I worked this one job. It was a temp job. They call it a term appointment. And my boss
was so fucking mean to me. This lady hated me for whatever reason. Like she would throw tantrums
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like that, that daily, like how that Ashley was just carrying on. I mean, rotten to the core,
real Crusty Under Nail Tool. Ok. Figure it out. And I remember one time she “accidentally”
sent out a department-wide email, berating me. Cause this is what she would do.
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She would send me nasty emails, you know, to me personally. And she accidentally hit,
you know, the, the button for the whole department and they, they got to see,
and this was a Black lady too. And she only apologized because her boss called her out on
that shit. She looked like, you know, that Virginia Lieutenant Governor lady, I'm not putting her
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picture up. It's too triggering. But like if that lady were a candidate for Dr. Now,
like they literally have the same face. She's just fat. Every time that lady comes on TV,
like I got to change the channel. Cause it's triggering all these years later, like it's still
triggering to even talk about this, but at the end of her name on all of her emails, she put MBA.
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So this is what happened. I volunteered to go help out in another department and the supervisor
there, her name was Elaine Pivin and Elaine looked like Robin Williams when he was trying on those
wigs in Mrs. Doubtfire. So Elaine goes, MBA? Why the fuck is she putting MBA at the end of all her
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emails? I’m gonna put Elaine Pivin, GED at the end of mine. Who does this bitch think she is?
Elaine also knew every word to Get Low. I mean, every word.
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Exactly. That was the younger Cris though. Like the Cris of today isn't letting anyone talk crazy
and get into his space and cause him fitna. I'm just, no. And you know, this boss I had,
she would be a whole entire EEOC case. All I'd have to say is workplace intimidation and you out
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fat girl. That would have been it. Do you have bosses who talk crazy like that? It's no good.
It's no good. Did you see this nasty email this parent wrote her daughter's teacher? Ok.
So this post has been circulating on X and it comes from a mother in Houston who claims that her
eight-year-old daughter's teacher is being disrespectful. This gonna be my last time
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emailing you about your treatment when it comes to my little girl. I've been calling cause every
day she's coming home and it's something you've done or said. Everybody in the office acting like
they stupid and they're fucking slow. This your last time disrespecting my child and making her
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feel less than who the fuck you think you are to tell an eight-year-old she's irresponsible
Like her parents and all of her family and jerking papers out of her hand? Who the fuck you think you are
to be trying to embarrass children? I have a great relationship with my child and she comes home and
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tells me every single thing you say and do. If [redacted] was a problem in any way, you could have reached out
to me the same way I reached out to you. Your job is to care about these children.
I don't know what the fuck your problem is and where you last left your mind but you bets to
find it. You go in that classroom having an attitude every day but I'll walk in that bitch
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and bless your motherfucking soul behind what I birthed. Get your shit together and learn how to
talk to children before we come face to face. Make today the last day you disrespect my child.
Now you have a blessed weekend. You know they're in the South anytime she cussed out the teacher
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and then told her to have a blessed weekend. That's like another cuss out in itself.
See up North we're just going to tell you where you can go and what you can do. We don't have time for
blessings and pleasantries. We're going to go straight for the gusto. Also her daughter's name
which I really like by the way. I like the spelling of it the way you spell it. I took it out because
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we have to protect the babies. Allegedly the police were called by the school when they got
that email. I mean you know it does come off threatening and not in the good stop messing
with my baby way but in like the bad on sight way. Like mama is ready to throw hands with Ms. Teach.
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I can see this from both sides so I'll say this. Some teachers can be biased when it comes to
certain students but it sounds like this teacher is in the wrong profession. Now this is in Houston so
I'm willing to bet that while this parent and student are both Black the teacher might not be
and not to turn this into a race thing but teachers of other races are biased toward Black children.
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I had an incident with a teacher, white girl, who taught in another class. Class was 80-90%
Black and maybe 10% Hispanic and she comes to me she goes,
Hey can you talk to so-and-so’s dad? And I'm like what for? He's not my student and she goes,
(43:58):
Well I know his sister is and I know you've talked to him before and
and I just cut her off right there and I'm like so you think that because you're having a problem
with your student whose sister's in my class I'm supposed to talk to the parent?
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What sense on what planet does that make sense? And she's just blinking like I said the whole thing
In Çestina. So then I go, What's the real reason you want me to talk to their dad?
Well I just figured. Aht aht what's the real reason?
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She turned deep red and spun around right back into her classroom. I know what it was. You know what it was.
Exactly. Houston mom, where does the school district stand? I know in the past they've been
cagey and funny acting. Shout out to this woman, Lauren Ashley Simmons.
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She saw things going on in the school district there and the state so she ran for office and won.
She's a state representative now. If anyone knows what happened with this info@thecrisdavidshow.com
let us know. I remember being probably the same age as Houston mom's daughter.
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I remember being probably the same age as Houston mom's daughter. And my grandmom used to watch me
and you know in the morning and after school. And I can't remember
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why we went into the building before school. But it was for something important. Like you know I had
to you know drop off money or a form or something like that. So we're going into the school
and we turn the corner and we get probably no more than five feet away from the office door
and out comes Sister Maureen and she's like, go back! Go back! And my Sagittarius grandmother
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her Nicki Minaj same day, goes the fuck off. I don't remember exactly what she said
but I just remember Sister Maureen’s Willy Wonka looking ass running off somewhere and Miss Kay
who looked like white Dorian Corey going oh it's ok I'll take care of it thanks. Mm hmm.
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Miss Kay was the secretary. Then in class Sister Maureen dismisses everyone except me
you know at the end of the day and she comes over to me and she goes
I was just telling you to go back because school class hadn't started yet. I didn't know you were
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going to the office. Like I hadn't been going to that school longer than she had been teaching
there to know what time the bell was. Anyway, when I got home I told my grandmom what happened.
She was ready to go back up there. I miss my grandmother's. Grandma I miss you. I miss you so much because
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you I tell you if you were able to see this you would get a kick out of the show because she would
sit and watch different shows with me. We would watch talk shows when I was a kid and I mean I
guess this is where it came from. But a lot of the kids you know that the teachers pick on
and they single out are actually gifted and I've dealt with that firsthand. You know either they're
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just not being challenged with the work or they just happen to learn differently. And this is why
every child needs someone like that to advocate for them because just standing around and letting
the teachers and administrators do what they want sends the message that they can just mistreat your
child. It's like when do you as a parent or a guardian stand up and tell these people you're
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going to respect my kid or else I'm pulling my kid out of here but not before I sue you and the
school district for all the medical bills my child's going to incur due to psychotherapy?
I know parents who went through similar things with their kids in their kids schools and some
of them still have their kids enrolled there. I know. When do you stop making excuses and start
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taking action? Did you see the Luther Vandross documentary? So if you haven't seen it yet it
talks about how Luther got his start and I mean from singing in school to being on early episodes
of Sesame Street then singing with you know David Bowie and ultimately his stardom and success.
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