The Crittalkers Podcast
The Crittalkers Podcast is a fiction forward D&D actual play podcast. Campaign one is about 3 new adventurers with powerful gifts they don’t fully understand set on a path to discover a secret that may cause the destruction of the last kingdom in the world. If you like stories with dark, ancient Eldritch secrets, but also comedy, action and adventure. Then look no further! Britt plays Frey the rogue, a street urchin who decides to step up when his beloved orphanage is threatened. Shane plays Uther Dukem the Bard, a guardsman turned dockworker that accepted an offer to trade literal years of his life for knowledge power, and a new side hustle, he didn’t hesitate. Chris plays the fresh out of college Artificer, Stynexx, who applied to be an adventurer in pursuit of knowledge on how to use his mother’s magical necklace to prevent magical diseases from claiming any more lives.
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Welcome to the Kingdom of Legacy (KoL) Everyone! The world ended about 1,000 years ago. The Kingdom of Legacy is a Dystopian Society where large corporations help adventurers survive in exchange for signing contracts they typically don’t look at close enough until it is too late!
Join Frey, Uther, and Stynexx --three wannabe adventurers-- as they plan and gear up for their first adventure! So what if it isn't exactly sanctioned and...
Uther wants to meet up early and share some good news. When they meet back up they share a strange experience and have an encounter with a small shadowy figure that leads to learning about 3 card monte aka find the pretty lady. All goes well until some uninvited guests show up!
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The chase is on as the trio runs from a group of large well dressed men. Afterwards, Uther confronts his past. Stynexx looks for answers and Frey has a low key night in.
Chase rules incorporated from Everyday Heroes Core Rules, a take on modern 5e rules by Evil Genius Games. Link below:
https://evilgeniusgames.com/shop/everyday-heroes-core-rulebook/
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The trio hitches a ride with Johnson, sing some jingles, and an encounter with bandits turns deadly. Frey endears himself to a busy mom, Stynexx is reunited with an old family friend (Jihm Buffay), and Uther drinks some dry wine. Jihm tells them the job and they finally get to work!
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The trio goes looking for weird creatures, Frey has a good idea, Uther climbs a tree and plays a flute, and Stynexx does a dance. Oh, and they debate on what to call their little group!
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Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue
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The trio continues to hunt down the weird creatures. Frey makes a friend, Uther tips a rat and Stynexx gets help to clean up a spill!
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Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue
Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bard
Chris A. plays Sty...
The trio still continues to hunt down the weird creatures. (yes still) Frey enjoys a snack and misses most of a fight, Uther makes some small talk and Stynexx gets some help to stop swearing.
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Britt H. Plays Frey the ...
Still on the hunt for weird creatures, the trio follows the croaks of a toad ends up going for a swim! Frey stays true to himself, Uther grabs a roadie, and Stynexx is living that toad life.
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Britt H. Plays Frey the ...
The trio enjoys a lovely picnic. Frey runs into a new friend, Uther runs into a tree, and Stynexx gives blood.
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Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue
Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bard
Chris A. plays Stynexx the Arrificer
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The trio meets the town authorities. Frey notices another shiny bracelet, Uther looks forward to meeting another cat dad , and Stynexx misses the mark.
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Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue
Shane F. plays “Sir” Uther the Bar...
The NETwork's search for answers takes them to interesting places. Frey find himself still talking about bracelets, Uther meets a fellow cat enthusiast, and Stynexx's sweet tooth brings him into conflict with a local guard.
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The NETwork has a long discussion and conducts some official business with Anaka Robles. Frey plays wingman, Uther tries hard to impress, and Stynexx tries to keep everyone on track.
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Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue
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The NETwork gets set to enjoy a nice breakfast and wait for their ride. Frey calls out a wardrobe malfunction, Uther tries his hand at animal husbandry, and Stynexx loads up at breakfast.
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The NETwork continues to deal with the surprise raid. Frey plays a deadly game of cat and mouse, Uther blazes, and Stynexx gets antagonistic with a local member of the watch (again).
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The NETwork finally gets a ride back to Kelpie's Landing but an unscheduled stop spells trouble. Frey uses a net, Uther calls shotgun, and Stynexx takes his chance to drive.
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The NETwork finally makes it back to Kelpie's Landing and drops the cat off at the Library. Frey asks Uther for clarification, Uther is freed of a burden and Stynexx arranges a meet up with Kelpie's Cavalry.
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The NETwork visits Mims before a meeting with city officials. Frey donates some cash, Uther "plays" dumb and Stynexx calls a sidebar.
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Britt H. Plays Frey the Rogue
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Chris A. plays Sty...
The NETwork spends some time unwinding at the bar before final prep for their next mission. Frey ponders his past, Uther notices someone in distress, and Stynexx participates in eavesdropping.
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Britt H. Plays Frey the...
The NETwork begins their murder investigation in earnest and encounter someone from Uther's Past. Frey invents/tries a new drink, Uther runs into an old flame, and Stynexx discovers an important clue.
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The NETwork continues their investigation, talk to the voice in their head, got a glowup and they're ready to slay. Frey collects a specimen, Uther protects the crime scene's integrity and Stynexx discovers a new friend.
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