The Dingo Weekly

Chicago comedian Lizz returns for a deep dive into the viral Facebook group Are We Dating the Same Guy. AI catfish romance scams, Illinois biometrics laws, a woman staying with a potentially dangerous boyfriend because he pays for her gel nails, a man who lied about a threesome with his step cousin, the first date bill debate, and why a firefighter with a lisp is actually a great catch. F*** You, So What.

CERN just shut down for four years… coincidence? The boys cover SCOTUS handing Trump power to fire executive branch officials, ending temporary protected status for one million immigrants, saving mail-in ballots in a five to four ruling, and banning geofence warrants. Plus the Mandela Effect, Fruit of the Loom cornucopia debate, and Trump still owes E. Jean Carroll $5 million. F*** You, So What.

The Dingo Daily News Network is officially open for business at thedingodaily.com. The boys cover the reflecting pool algae disaster, why the federal minimum wage should be $23 an hour, the leveraged asset tax loophole keeping billionaires untaxed, the world’s first trillionaire vs. Ebola testing supplies in Congo, tipping culture, and the Epstein trolley problem. F*** You, So What.

Robbbie’s live from Boca Raton while Trump ruins the NBA Finals at MSG. The boys cover Bill Pulte’s appointment as Director of National Intelligence, a Sandy Hook shooter game on Roblox rated for ages 9+, ICE raids gutting South Florida’s landscaping workforce, Iran war casualties the government won’t confirm, and grocery prices that are definitely not down. F*** You, So What.

Reddit Part 9 brings on new guest Michael Wenas for an Ask Gay Bros special during Pride Month. Grindr notification horror stories, the Trump administration’s plan to replace Pride Month with Veterans Month, funeral strippers in China, and OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue’s baby shower controversy. F*** You, So What.

Diarrhea frequencies, the $1.776B Anti-Weaponization slush fund, Kash Patel snorkeling at Pearl Harbor, Congress insider trading on $174K salaries, Luigi Mangione’s gun evidence, the Epstein list’s most embarrassing entries, and whether a new pandemic would actually fix voter turnout. Brooklyn joins, and Dingo updates the soundboard he absolutely should not have.

Somehow “Tad reads Pokémon erotica” and “American democracy is functionally a suggestion” are the same episode. Also: Hantavirus PTSD is real, a World Cup nobody is coming to, and RFK has some thoughts on treatment involving raccoon penis. Everything sucks. Subscribe anyway.

Mexico launched universal healthcare. A cruise ship is stranded with hantavirus on board. Spirit Airlines is dead but the people want to buy it — Dingo has thoughts on the tail fin. The ROBE Act wants SCOTUS term limits. Data centers might be a front for elite bunkers. Trump talked about a reflecting pool for 10 minutes. Dingo shot a squirrel and then apologized to it in his yard. It’s a full one.

Scientists are dying. An asteroid is coming. NASA says we’re fine. We don’t believe them. This week we pull the thread on a cluster of dead and missing researchers, connect it to a space rock that may or may not be an alien spacecraft, follow the money to the usual suspects, and somehow end up debating what’s actually American. Tinfoil hats required.

The crew is back for Reddit Part 8, this time with special guest Lizz Evalen, Chicago comedian and professional chaos agent. Robbbie, Tad, and Dingo dive into Reddit’s wildest relationship dilemmas — cowboy boot bridezillas, mystery suitcases, tampered condoms, unplugged routers, and the husband who forgets you exist. Lizz fits right in. Subscribe for weekly episodes.

Congratulations — you made the list. The FBI’s new NSPM-7 basically classifies anyone who isn’t MAGA as a domestic terrorist. Dingo, Robbbie & Tad walk through the checklist live.

Also: ICE crashes a Marine graduation, a Sunday school teacher gets arrested on her wedding day, and Iran’s Lego rap videos are embarrassing the entire U.S. government.

Democracy’s fine. Everything’s fine.

The TikTok sale has a $10 billion transaction fee going to the Trump administration and we can’t stop yelling about government corruption. From aircraft carriers on fire to selling national security briefings for campaign donations, we break down the headlines that broke us.

Also: Laura Loomer’s face, treason for money, and why politicians should be universally hated again.

Robbbie tried to build a simple AI and accidentally created Frank — an autonomous AI agent built to make $1M online.

Now this artificial intelligence has a “soul,” is spawning sub-agents, and acting independently like a startup automation bot.

If this AI business experiment turns into Skynet… it’s 100% Robbbie’s fault.