Thanksgiving Day Parade 2025 _ The Divide LIVE!

The 5th or more annual Divide Live Thanksgiving Day Parade Watch Party! Mike and Corey, Big Parade Guys breakdown all the parade day action! this year covering Both ABC Philly Parade and the Macy's day parade

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mm hmmm. Welcome to the divide with Mike and Corey.
Hopefully our disagreements one day bring us all together.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
So stupid, so so corny, and I hope.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Our disagreements bring us together, Skaters, don't you feeling this
is a divide.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
We are back amidst our contract disputes. We finally got
enough money to put us both in the same room together.
It was wild long hiatus. Nobody's fault, probably mine. No, no, no,
nobody's fault. But the important thing is we're back. We
need to take a break in between seasons, you know

(01:00):
what I mean, parade season, Like if Stranger Things can
wait two years to come out, we can take a
couple of months like we.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
See that trying to like they showed the guy, uh,
David Harbor, Yeah, trying to figure out no, like trying
to figure out remembering what happened. And oh yeah, and
it was the hangover guy playing Blackjack. That's the dude.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's why those two minute clips like recap it's just
because you never there's name one show that doesn't take
at least a year and a half before they come back.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I I only thought it was important for Game of
Thrones because there were so many mini stories. Yeah, but
also they kind of told you, hey, we're going to
bring back up this random story that we had six
months ago. So for them, I liked it. For the
majority of it, I hit the skip button because you're
binge watching your.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Exactly you know what's going on. But no, dude, Stranger
Things is back, Divide Live is back. I mean, country
get any better? I meant my que cards ready.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm going to my brothers for Thanksgiving and I'm bringing
the beef. Literally, yeah, I'd just be like I heard that,
making the kool Aid man and the kool Aid them
like just any I'm gonna poke the bear on each side. Listen.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
As you know, I'm no expert in you know, family conversations,
but in my humble experience, if you bring up politics
and religion.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You're good. I think it's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I mean, there are any problems, right, I mean, it's
most network television, is that? So why wouldn't I bring
that to.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
The table exactly like separation of church and state. Who that,
Let's bring it all one unison.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's together.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
This is what we want to provide.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I even have stuff for the kiddie table. So if
I get thrown over there, just crazy stuff, absolutely stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh god, let's do it. We uh, we're big parade guys.
Let's jump right in this is It's not Thanksgiving, it's
parade Day.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, all right, that's how we look at it.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
We are streaming. You can't see it, but we can
see it. Two different Thanksgiving Day parades, the OG Thanksgiving
Day Parade and the one that happened a couple years later.
I'll let you guess, and you probably already know which
one between Philly and New York is the OG the
original Thanksgiving Day parade.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm used to having my heartbroken, so I'm gonna assume
Philly takes the dub on this. So I'm gonna say
Philly they do. Nineteen twenty.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
They started this as a way to kick off the
shopping season. So if you got anybody to blame for
that holiday Russian shopping, it's it's gonna be Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
And I'm glad because they've they're a bigger parade family
of a city. So they have a Fourth of July
parade this year. It's gonna be the two hundred and
fiftieth anniversary of our country, and they're having a huge parade.
They do the Mummers Parade, which is New Year's Day,
yes and now, and they have the Thanksgiving Day parade,
so I mean that's there at three that I know of,

(03:45):
and then a moon and then the Eagles Parade annual
Eagles Parade. Okay, we get it. You know, Hey the
Phillies too, right, they get a parade they've had They've
had two in their lifetime, and so have the Mets.
So I mean, I'm not really too concerned about that. Man.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
We've had a lot of parades over here.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
And I feel like, yeah, I feel like ty would
be a lot happier with this country. At least the
city of Philadelphia. Have the Sixers had a parade sometimes?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
That's true too. I am actually rooting for that that
but yeah, the one in New York came a few
a few years later. Uh, and they you know, everything's
good now now, I got I got nothing but floats.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I got Daniel Tiger on one screen Outroker on another
with Explorer. I saw something messed up about door.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
No oh, yeah, I saw the thing.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's that's another I'm gonna poke the barrel both sides
like nobody's safe left or right. I'm down the middle
my entire life, and I'm proud to say that. But
I will mess with both sides. Is tonight I'm gassed up? Man.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Social media has been off the chain, uh with with
absolutely everything lately.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Introduced peyton to greens, beans to you name it? Does
she say rats at the end? No, you gotta listen
to it? What's the last lyric? She says before it
goes right back into it? Right? She says something off
the wall, like like it's did you just say rats? Oh?

(05:12):
Look what it is?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Which screen?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Am I looking at the guy from the hangover chunk? Oh? Ken? Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, the doctor, doctor Ken Ken?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Something now on America has got no talent or whatever
it is mass singer right, I don't even know what
they're on. There's the mayor of Philadelphia. I love this woman,
great person great personality. Please, for the love of God, redo,
I will produce it, I will the whole give us
a shot. Network team for Free will come down and

(05:46):
do its a community service thing for the mayor. But
please redo your airport message. And first off, it sounds
like you called in or you're on like a red
office phone. It's just it's just very loud, very not inappropriate,
but in unaudible heard thanking people for coming to our

(06:09):
great city and what they should do or whatever, and
just thanking them for being here or whatever. It's like
a thank you PSA. But they just did a terrible
job of producing it. Not her fault, not her fault
at all. The script needs to be written a little
bit better and the audio needs to be better. People like,
let's get it better. I'm tired. Got stuck in the

(06:31):
airport for like five hours when we went out to Chicago,
and I heard it NonStop, and I was like, it's
like nails on the chalkboard.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
If you weren't stuck, would you have even noticed it?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yes, I have noticed before. So and I actually had
this conversation with Frankie Darcel and she was like, Mike,
I totally agree with you. So I got a co signed.
But now hearing it over and over again, it was annoying.
But and normally I hear it on the way out.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
So tackling the real issues here. First episode back on
The Divide Live, We're getting this airport mess, you know what.
Let's let's let's talk, let's talk world hunger. Next, Mike,
what can we do? No, listen, we do this every year,
our annual Thanksgiving show. I couldn't be happier to be back.
Of course, there is football today, which is one thing

(07:21):
to argue about with your family.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
A couple games.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
We got Packers, Lions, you got Chiefs, Cowboys and Begles Ravens.
Tonight for the eight o'clock or eight twenty game. Who
is this the good Morning America?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I guess they got their own mascot.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Now it looks kind of like it looks like if
Big Bird had a kid.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
No yet, no, it looks like that rubbery smiley face.
And then they just put another logo on top of it.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Is that one tooth sticking out or is that just
like a hole in the balloon already it's very concerning,
I hope.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
You know what I like about the Philly one is
the balloons are more realistic to like what they look
like in like nineteen eighty, in nineteen seventy.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Ohka, thang you for finishing, Like the balloons just look
really realistic, like you can tell like that's that looks
like the real Mickey mouse, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, And they're really working that like, whereas like it's
a little more manufactured over in New York.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
We may have mentioned this before. There's always a plethora
of people holding the balloon down. I think it let's
a little too excessive. Nah, do you need all forty
of them to have a string or is it kind
of like, oh, there's Mickey Mini Or is it kind
of like if you have like six people moving a mattress,
you got at least three of them not really doing anything,
but they have their hands on it.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
You know. I just feel like it's too much if
I die first, Can you just try to crack the
joke like, am I really needed for this casket holder?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm not doing a whole lot of work here. The
front two in the back to are really pulling the weight.
I'm just kind of like the guy in the middle.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Also, can you make it like a parade like he
was a huge parade guy? Absolutely weird. So we're gonna
take a trip around the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
We'll just we're just gonna you know, like how they
used to tie cans that's around cars and says just
married so they make noise. We're just gonna just tie
it around and just drag the coffin behind the car
and make as much noise as possible.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Please.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Also, I love the guy that's pulling, uh, that's steering
the horse with Mickey and Minnie on it, with no
smile whatsoever, just looking as miserable as humanly possible, Like
they just told, hey, you own a horse, can you
pull this carriage?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
And he was like, yeah, what for? I do wish?
Uh inside some of the costumes that aren't real characters
wink that uh there was a camera or something where
you could see the person's face inside, because I want
to know what they're doing, Like they're just sweating.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Bullets, just sweating and trying not to puke in their
own costume.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well, the worst thing was I did that for my
church once. I dressed up as Goofy and you would
think that you nobody would know you were in character, right,
But then the church decided to take a picture of
me with my hat off. So not only were like
young kids scared the whole time that my Goofy head
was off, They're like, does this mean Goofy's fake? So

(10:04):
I was a villain in my own church man, So
then I stopped going.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
So you know, I have the wildest Yo. What was
the story years ago? Was it you teaching or substitute teaching?
You had a crazy story? App trying to remember there
was another story.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Maybe it was you in school and something.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Happened and I just I remember, Oh, we got to
pull up old episodes because we were laughing about it
for days. So the church asked you to dress up
as Goofy, I swear, Yeah they had it was a church.
Were you like in the back taking your your union
mandated fifteen minutes and.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I was an atriator. No, I'm like, actually child labor laws,
Like I would like to have a discussion when the
Catholic church.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I think you should definitely write the pope. I feel
like he might really, you know, pull for you.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Here is not out of every eighth grade boy, like
I got off easy. I just had to dress up
as Goofy, I swear. Nothing else happened. Everybody else had.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
A different test. Yeah it was a little bit worse.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
You dress up as Goofy and go entertain other children. Uh,
but yeah they took a picture of me, I swear.
And then ninth grade, like I pulled the shaggy So
the one girl that I really really really liked pulled
the shaggy Yo. She saw the picture and she's like,
you dressed up as Goofy for the carnival and I
was like, no, I didn't, and she's like, yes, she

(11:18):
stole the picture brought it in. I still said it
wasn't me, and the teacher's like, dude, that's you, bro.
I was like, no, that's not me.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
A true lesson to deny, deny, deny.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
I do not recall taking that picture. It was a beautiful.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Pictures movie probably looked better with the head off.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Is it a hat? Is it a head? Can you
say with the head? I was like, come on, man,
that's Goofy. But yeah, so that that happened. I I've
had some awesome conversations and buildings in situations. Am I
an idiot? I am an idiot? But what building is that?
The one guy at work found out that we own
a coffee company, you know, and he's like, every day

(12:00):
I come in here and I learned something new about
your powers, like it's remarkable, And then I hit them
with two. I told them about like how we've known
each other, all of us the network is pretty much
six lags. And then I expanded into the iHeart community.
Our CEO is from six Flags, Angels from six Lags,
Jenny's from six Lags, Wendy takes the village on and
on and on. So yeah, so that that was my

(12:24):
experience dressed up as a character.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I've never dressed up as a character before. Every day
I'm my own character.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I pictured you in the mirror of putting the clown makeup.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Nobody ever asks to smell the flower anymore. Speaking of smells,
this glass that's in front of me right now, it smells.
But haven't been there since the last time I took
a simple water.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, I think I brought it down. When Zach did
his podcast shout Outs the Prestige Access, it debuted on YouTube.
The podcast audio form debuts within the next four eight hours.
But yeah, he was here. He never used it. He
drank out of the bottle. But I wanted to give
him the bottle or glass option. You know, want and
dine are I mean listen our co contributors. So yeah,

(13:11):
so zaxsmon Zax fond good man. I'm down twenty pounds,
but I gotta get like in the gym. It sucks
like he's like, dude, that's the next part of this.
So you have space down here, why don't you just
start getting well, Well, the peloton I need help bringing
that down, and I'm not gonna do that because that's
such a cliche. Invite your friend over on a holiday
and make him do work. But next show, if you

(13:32):
could help me bring it down.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'd love to.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's so heavy, is it? Really?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Never mind?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I take that back.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
We can hire some guys. Yeah, I can send somebody over.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I got a guy. It's a bike.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Just move the bike. I've terry bikes before. How bad
could it be?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, that's what I thought too. No, it's like five
thousand pounds.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Just push it down the stairs. I mean, I mean
gravity would take it over.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
There's other things I'd rather push.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
We were laughing and joking because we are such big
parade guys, and we genuinely do enjoy watching the parade,
mainly freaking of the commentary and making fun of it.
But we were joking that we couldn't wait to put
the parade on and then leave our family and have
them watch it while we go downstairs and also watch
the parade, like our daughters are gonna grow up with

(14:15):
such anxiety about parades because every time we put one on,
Dad leaves.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
The house and goes to a show.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's gonna be fantastic.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, no, and yeah we're creating villains.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
We are, you know, like if you grow up with
an alcoholic in the family, you might hate alcohol or
something along those lines.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
If you grow up with a Met dad, you might
hate base baseball or like, yeah, my dad got angry
watching the Dolphins every Sunday, so I can't watch football this.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
They're gonna have the same response with parades, like every
time a parade comes on, it's like, oh, I hate
my father.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I think she enjoyed last year's watch parties with the
Mets and the playoffs and being a part of it,
being our good luck term. The only issue that I
realized this year was the fact that they lost the
last game of the season. I was so animated, so
upset you guys weren't here. She was kind of like, Dad,
this kind of like I'm scared. Are you gonna be
all right? And that that was tough, Like no, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, all of my happiness and joy it doesn't come
from you, well, because it's from the Mets.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, there's at least five four.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, no, totally. I don't care what my daughter does.
If the Mets don't win, I'm not happy.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
And I agree with you, Fred, at least four or
five times in my life that we ended our season
that way. And it's just and it's always the Marlins,
And I feel.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Like you would always typically end your season losing in
the playoffs, because if you won, you wouldn't end your season.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Well, not in the playoffs. We lose the last game
of the regular season. Yeah, playoffs is fine, playoffs, playoffs,
playoffs is fine. I wouldn't mind that. Look at this gingerbread.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Man fingers on one side and there's not on the other.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, well that you run out of budget, bros. It's
a very inclusive. Oh that's what Rage promised she's gonna do.
So shout out to Kimo two, Nico OsO. I'm gonna
be with him tomorrow at King of Prussia. Gearhard's applying
to but right now he is on a float with
Rach on the radio. And Rach promised me when the

(16:05):
TV seesar, she's gonna hit us with I Love you.
Is that what that is? Yeah, I'm gonna remind her
that is not that.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Is a poorly placed for the gingerbread man or well
placed depending on who you are.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's a good god.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
All of those people. Look, there was some not taught
lines on that balloon. You can't tell me all those
people are doing the work.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, it's always it's like a school project. Like you said,
every there's one or two people really struggling back to.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
I'd also like to see a little bit of drama
this parade year. I'd like to see maybe a balloon
Walt Disney World ambassador, Like what Walt Disney does not
need an ambassador. You know, you know what a conversation
I've never had is, uh want to Disney? What's that?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Walt Disney?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
What is that? Is that?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Like?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Is that like a company? What is that? That's a
conversation never had. Disney, I jammed down all of our throats.
Whether we like it or not, nobody needs unless the
ambassador is handing out money that you need to go
to Walt Disney. Like, hey, listen, guys, this is this
is the best speech you can give as a Walt
Disney ambassador. Uh, hey listen, I know it's a lot

(17:16):
of money and you're not really gonna get your money's
worth or enjoy it. But come anyway. It's Orlando for
don't you want to go to Orlando? I love it,
Laura Lake Buena Vista.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
It's Orlando. Hey, but there's Disney and friends.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Look at them all. Yeah, Pluto and Goofy and Daisy.
My daughter at home watching this is probably going bananas.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Forms So speaking to Disney, you were just in Disney
during our hiatus. You were the anti Disney for at
least over a decade at least problem and maybe more,
maybe more still okay, still as a dad? And did
you like it?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
For Murph listen again, I've told you this, I'll say
it for the record.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
All in taken in the microphone. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
The trip, the trip in itself, there were no hiccups.
We didn't have any travel Everything left on time, landed
on time. We got picked up, you know, we got
taken to the hotel, we checked in, we went to
the parks. We got on everything we wanted to get on.
You know, we did. You know, we got to eat food.
She had a blast. I'm fucking exhausted. I got home

(18:27):
and have not It's just it's been catch up since.
But did I enjoy myself personally.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
No, But was it nice to see my daughter have
the time of her life? Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, that's
what it's all about. Man.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
So I told her we would go back in a
couple of years, So probably the next three years or so.
I'm gonna really devote my time to try to close
that place down. So I didn't have to go back.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I thought, you're gonna turn into a Disney dad, like, hey, guys,
it's me.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
No, not at all cool. It's fun to see you, know,
like anything. But I I hope this is a phase
that she grows out of.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I'm gonna I'm gonna start the only revenue I'm gonna
bring in for the network. This is my twenty twenty
six resolution is to make you do like TikTok endorsement things. Hi, guys,
I'm here at Target, gonna try the new Starbucks Rainbow,
Chuck am Loca.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
And well, I let me clarify and say for the record,
if there's money attached to it, I will absolutely do it. Disney.
If you want to change my mind, throw some money
at me.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I've said this before. I can be by amen, bro
good god.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
I would happily I'd be that that stupid influencer in
Target next to the cashier.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
This is Bethany, she's my cashier. She's checking me out
for these cool products. I don't care at all. Hey me,
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
That's fantastic, that's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
It is God.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I wanna shout out some people that are doing good
in the community to me and Audio Hanks beverages I
wanted to bring. Yeah, there's the marrio.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I just love because if people can't see and they're
not watching in real time and listening at the same time,
it's just one person talking about something serious, why another
one blurts out something?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Right, that's the parade. Welcome to the A D D Podcast.
You never know what's going on. I just want to
see one go up in the air. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Man, I know I want a little bit of drama.
Like reality TV is fake. We all know that, so
why can't this if everything's scripted with the parade, like,
let's get a little little usual with AI.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I'm sure we'll see some crazy videos later on my midday,
just like he I has been insane. I don't know
what's real anymore. I don't, And what's real is this podcast?
I'll tell you that from from the gate.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
You know, you guys don't know that.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
The green screen falls.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
We're lizard people. We've been replaced. Who's that with the hat?
Don't know? He's coming up though. Isn't it weird when
they're like coming up this float but they show you
the float, like, so isn't it here?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Like I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I'm not standing on forty six and the fifth Yo,
the Bard Simpson like that that one if that's back
that always had chaos because he's on a skateboard or
whatever and he just tight tight corners and stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Barney imploded the one year that was nuts. We haven't
had much parade drama. Uh, you know, so hopefully we
get something. Maybe people fight on the float. This guy's
struggling with this flag. Yes, oh that's the uh.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I hope his name appears on the TV before I
have to describe him how I don't want to describe him.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Well that's not happening.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
But he's wearing a cowboy hat and he's struggling twirling
a flag.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
He almost hit him so harde ABC World News tonight.
We're like if we interrupt this parade to tell you something.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
We're gonna promote all the bad stuff that's happening in
the the world in between the parade calls to.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Be honest with you. That would be such a trump
move the flex and do like a breaking news like
the state of the U address or whatever I call it. Yeah,
like in in the middle. I would love that. That's
just that right on par that's hashtag my press. Kim Man.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Kimmel looks good. I haven't seen him in a while.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, well he got the shot. Yeah I know, but
he looks looks like he's beinned.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Down a little bit.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
He was on a bigger hiatus than us. Oh god,
Ozemp's amazing, guys. Shout out to our sponsors. No, I'm
just kidding. Uh no, do not do that. You will
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doing a lot of good the Philadelphia community. I want
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Speaker 2 (22:36):
We count no money attached to this plug, you guys
a little bit, Okay, Hanks giving you know, so we're
giving Hanks throughout.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, I got some rangs sewed upstairs and they will
send you home with some some root beer. It's in
the glass bro orange. I do, I do? And then
also Primo Hokies pretty fantastic, dude. They're they're bread is insane.
The meats are on just on another level. They're legitimate,

(23:05):
they're gourmet hogies. I don't care what anybody says. Wabbah
has this place. Primos is top notch. Peyton's eyes lit up.
We were buying our new car the other day. My
car died, so I ran that thing into the ground.
I'm proud of how what rip my little pissad But
shout out to my new car. Bernie. And Peyton was
sitting there eating a Primo and she stopped mid mid

(23:27):
sandwich and goes, Dad, this is the best sandwich I've
ever had in my.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Life, the best sandwich you've ever had, mixed with the
best beverage.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
So what's cool about Primos right now is actually every
we every location they have over hundreds of locations. They've
adopted families to give legitimate Christmases too, Like I'm talking
like two hundred dollars a kid. It's fantastic and all
you got to do is go to Primos and they'll donate.
They're actually matching anything. That's also if you like round up,

(23:58):
you know, like so it's like six dollars and seventy cents,
you rounded up to seven seven bucks. They match in
and they're even kids. The amazing Christmas is.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
And that's the thing. It's crazy. Things are expensive. Let's
face it. You might not have the money to give,
but I know more more than the average person. You
go to wah Wah, you buy a coffee, you pay cash,
The little stupid change thing spits out, and what do
you do. You don't want that change in your pocket.
You throw it in that donation box right in front
of wah Wah. This is the same thing you pay.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
With your car shows up and takes the bottomy.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Do I said, give me all your money. They're like, sir,
the register's locked, and I just take all that change.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
You're like, do you know where a coin star is?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Seriously, where are those cups?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Just wait for you at the one coin star in
New Jersey, left, and they're like, go be here.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Any minute's mountain commercial. You get a paper cut trying
to roll pennies.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh my god, jeez, you gotta.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Hit the new but get your flu shot, ladies and
gentlemen at your local CVS. Now, all right, we got
motorcycles in a cage. This is it's got to be
a Ringling Brothers h plug if I've ever seen one,
I say, fit juggler Okay, Wringling Brothers, Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
It is a like I get like now, pet like,
don't they're never gonna stop, like we're we're gonna be
eating grass in their eyes? Well, no they don't. They
don't do animals at the circus end. I get that. Yeah,
because of Peta, not Peter Griffin, Peter Peter Brenan. And
now they're going after the wild safari. They want the
elephant uh in the safari?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Just the ones freed.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, I don't know more than one though.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
It was pretty funny they'd be but they were just
like these ones are fine. I don't care about this,
just that one. I want that one.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
George or Georgie or I don't know that my wife
or my wife they're both, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Weirdly, either way, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I mean I care because like, dude, like, where are
we gonna stop? Like so now we can't educated. And
also they're they like we know because we grew up.
But the Safari has done.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Has kept It's not a terrible environment. I can understand
the argument for Sea World. Do you take something and
you put it in like a tank that's like half
of its size, right, you know, only twice the amount
of size where it can't go anywhere. I understand that.
But you know this, speaking of Safari, there's there was hippos,
not real hippos. That would be weird.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
But when when I when I dig into my turkey,
I'm gonna point up to the sky and go shout
outs to Peter. Yeah, and then you know what, and
then pour some out for him at the other table.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Under the table a vegiet turkey like to.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Fery h m, is that Dora again? Didn't we already
see Dora?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Did we see Dora on this is the Philly door?
Oh that's the New York one.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
And then Philly, I'm looking at straight hand for Philly.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, well they keep showing you like coming up next Dora. No,
we saw Dora down here. Yeah, so Philly, we saw Dora.
And now it's Macy door.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
We say Dora down here, you mean.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Down on this screen?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
You don't mean like.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
New York's high, Philly is low? Remember that? Uh so? Yeah,
so that's that's wild, like welcome in in other stations
and stuff like I don't care. I want to show
me more parade.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, dude, I want why why do we need commercial
instead of commercial breaks for the parade? Give me advertising
floats right in between, Dora, here's a Geico float?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
All right?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
No commercial break needed, you know, like, let's get creative people.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I like that move. Who is that singing? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
We really need to pay more attention to this. We
are the worst. This is what we hold on.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
This is this is what we need to.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Do live though. I don't want the prepared parade announcer.
I want the what is this?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Who's this?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Okay, what are they doing? All right, let's just wait
it out and see what it is.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
It should be like the Manning cast too, Like I
wish we got a partner. Maybe we could get with
the Philly affiliate or who knows, call Eli. He lives
in the state. I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
I'm sure they'll let him around for the Manning cast
the parade and just not have a clue, no research, no,
nothing right, and then vice versa.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
They can have us on the Manning cast. You know,
we cannot have a clue about football. ELI will tell
you what they're gonna do. In that situation. We'll be like,
all right, doors gonna come down the aisle and and
make it right. You know, like I told you that
was gonna happen. What oh man volume and no, that
was so imagine having a wake up probably like four am.

(28:31):
We got to talk to Rach and really do a
deep dive with her to see the process. So the
whole process.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Next week interview with Rach to talk about to recap
what this. This looks like a high school production.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Because she probably had to go to sleep pretty early
or wake up pretty early, not have a great Wednesday night.
Honest with you knowing her.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
And I don't. She probably just drank until she had
to leave it.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, that would be fantastic. Nah, you look great this morning.
I saw her posting, but it was already like six am.
She's like, we'll be on TV at ten am.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Now that AI confetti, That is AI confetti.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh they got us good? Got is good? Thank goodness.
Nothing's real anymore. Man, nothing's real. I guess that's more
Dunking Duncan Lounge looks like Duncan Duncan Zone. Cam Duncan
spends so much in Philadelphia, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I think what you were getting that. I was like,
imagine if your kid was a part of that production. Yeah,
and the.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Dance in the morning forty degrees just to have your
kid go, Like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I like that for two reasons. I like people having
to watch the video portion to see what we were doing.
And the people listening are just listening to ten seconds
of silence while you.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Whatever, at least like on the Macy side, Like granted
they're like thirty forty plus year old people that are
not that he looks these production dancers. Yeah, but like yeah,
like I'd be proud to see that, like as a
marching band. Action Absolutely yo. I shout outs to Peyton
and like also she does her dance classes were not
allowed up there, so you have to watch like on

(30:14):
a creepy like CTV monitor that makes it feel like
it's really weird and like mostly like sometimes it's in
black and white too, like so you just feel like.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
You're holding your children.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
So I stopped watching because, like I could never understand
you can barely see them most of the time they
were off camera. Uh So at the recital, I was
I was surprised, Like she was out there breakdancing and stuff,
and I was like, oh, you get it. Go, Like
I think I screamed a little too much, like people
started looking back. I was excited. But yeah, if if,
if she woke me up at five am and pulled

(30:45):
those dance moves and was rounded.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Though back to the future of the musical. Why does
Doc look younger than Marty?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, Conan O'Brien and David Letterman, right, it doesn't look
good at all.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Oh god, I'm sure they put on a good show,
you guys.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I'm not gonna say what I want to say.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Unless they want to give us some free tickets. Then
they're fantastic. I'll go. I'll go see anything for free.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Again.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I think it's important to know you can't say it's.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
So bad, and I'm not gonna say no.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
No. I just looked at the forehead and I thought
that I can't.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I can't do that, all right, it'd be funny if
they gunned it to eighty eight, But nothing happened. They
just crashed into stop, just tore three balloons apart, just
trying to gun it.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Man, we're two minutes later, We're like, oh, dolorean and like,
see it worked.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Fun facts. The New York Macy's Day Parade used to
wear it, used to use actual animals from the zoo
in their parade, and then what happened? They just stopped
doing that.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, there's any type of pressure.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
They used to use live animals from the Central Park.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
The Zoo, the Divide, the War on Peter, I'm gonna
start a mini Docky series, have them all on.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
The parade's only been canceled three times in its history,
all during World War two.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Mm makes sense. No, I did not see that.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Here's the Oh you know what, here's my stupid brain.
I didn't even realize it. Both of these parades are
so who is that singing on the top?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
That's the era.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh she's singing goodies, my gooddies, my good she could
be singing anything with the volume off. We can make
it whatever we want. Promoti Okay, Sierra, that's pretty expensive.
You gotta stand up straight when you dance. Here, you're
ducking below elephants here. I don't know what we're thinking.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Fake elephants for you peed of people.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I also I do like for both parades because obviously
they there's Gary and SpongeBob. How they they lip sing
when they perform in front of the you know, Macy's
and stuff. I love how they they lip sing the
whole time, and then they turned their MIC's live just
for the very end for them to go Happy Thanksgiving everybody,
and then they shut our mic out real quick.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Completely different too, like ten years older Thanksgiving over cigarette
Happy Thanksgiving. I learned that the new AI algorithms if
you keep saying a word and then somebody searches that
word to populate your podcast. So I keep saying peta
to get into the algorithm. No way, I don't know

(33:33):
when you download the transit.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I know it's killing the planet. But AI is unbelievable.
Why but anyway, my stupid brain, right, these parades started
in nineteen twenty and nineteen twenty four, and then I'm
reading it's like the first televised broadcast of the parade
was nineteen thirty nine, Hold on nineteen thirty nine, and
the national broadcast was nineteen forty eight. That means there

(33:55):
was over twenty years of a parade that people had
to just go to, or at least over ten years
of a parade where people just had to go to
to see it and nobody else knew about it.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I mean it makes sense back then, like of course
people would go out and socialize like it wasn't you know,
I don't know, Like there's I just watched on Instagram
the other day. It was a guy saying one of
the worst things for social people not having social anxiety
and getting out in the workplace is that the new

(34:29):
gen zs have kind of defferred from alcohol, so they're
not socializing as much. They want to work from home.
They're they're they're pretty much they're close.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Well yeah, and that's why they can't dance. I mean,
look at this again. This is slightly better shoutouts.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
They're from Indiana.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
That's even worse. How bad the people in Pennsylvania. Honey, honey,
we're going to Philadelphia to dance in their parade with
acne hot damn. Yeah. Here's my golden ticket four gram
later to get a family of four to Philadelphia to
watch Jesus. This was the best one around other kids. Guys,

(35:10):
imagine the tape to do you have to like send
this in like to show them, like what they're capable
of doing. This is somebody's loved ones. Like I know
they can't.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I mean if you were, if you time it right
and you play back the parade, you know exactly who
we're talking about. This is, uh, this is bad. This
is this is charter school musical three Okay, I mean
listen parade.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
So are we fortunate and misfortunate that they now televised
parade because judging by.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
This, we have a choice. We do a consumer choice.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
We can and we do. There's the fake confetti again, though.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Again probably more sustainable for the environment if we don't
throw confetti around, but you know, it's just not real patronizing,
to be honest with you. Not every performance deserves confetti
as well.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
On my back and tell me it's raining Philadelphia Parade.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Here we go. Pennsbury Marching band Local.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah. I like the the part.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah, And I know there's no volume again, but and
you'll know that's.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
The thing, man, right, Like, I don't feel like marching
bands ever evolve to the point where I could be like, man,
that was a high school marching man as opposed to
oh that was a professional marching man. So I do
think marching man's peak at high school, so I do
not mind a march a marching man in there. And
also what they kind of do. And I know this
because my sister did it. Southern Regional was in the

(36:43):
Macy's parade and she got to go as an alumni
and perform what.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Yeah, they invited alumnis yes man, so it was like
imagine freshman and they're like, yeah, no, you're you're gonna
go to the Macy's period. It's like, oh, never mind,
we brought some alumni. No, the was an addition.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, they add because they want to have way more
than they actually do, so they invite the alumni to partake.
So it looks like they have a force, a millennial force.
So yeah, she got to do that. Shout out to Laurie. Yeah,
some of those. I mean, Elmo's on on the Macy's
right now, he's talking Smack almost got a talk show
at night. I don't know if it got canceled yet.

(37:23):
Trump's after that, he does, like I think it's on
Netflix or something. I'm not kidding. I've seen like clips
of it, like you know what the Carson a.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Nice time talk show. Let put Almo on after eleven
for the kids that can't sleep. We really, we really
got to are nocturnal kids. They got nothing to watch.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
And it's like very perverted like the old like Johnny
Carson and even Letterman and Conan like where the War
wearing like a v neck and he's like, no, could
you imagine?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I don't believe anything now, guys, I don't fact check.
I just believe everything that hits.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
The Tickle Me Elmo segment is kind of creepy, like
you're not gonna stop yo. When I like Dunkin Donuts
for their coffee when they when they show that, like
I get it. That's exactly what it looks like. It's
not as but that looks like a terrible breakfast sandwich.
Like and I can't believe New Jerseyans eat that.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Donuts is not known for their food bakery, their babel
shot the coffee, bacon, coffee and donuts. If you get
anything else from then coffee and donut from Duncan and
you're unhappy with it, that's your fault, dude. I I
just place is called Duncan donuts. I would even go
on a limb and say, if the coffee is not good,
that's also your fault. Donuts is in the name only
get donut.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
They got rid of it. They got rid of it.
It's just dunkin now really yeah, damn, I don't even notice.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I just pull up.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
You pull up and shut up. That's what you should.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Either way cut his mic when I produce dope, I
can cut my own. Oh, Mike, I cut my own mic.
Got that big birds just stowing his nest.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yo, I've I've got the itch. And of course it's
now winter. My golf game is at the peak. Like
when you first, I'm better than when before you started playing,
and I was playing two or three times a week.
I'm now better than that.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
And for those of you that want to dissect that sentence,
it made sense to me. But Mike used to play
a lot of golf, and it's the reason I started
playing golf. Right, So he would go out like three times,
maybe even four times a week when I started playing,
and he was pretty good, Mike saying he has surpassed
that time, even though he doesn't get out as often. Now,
what I will add is I haven't seen it yet personally, Yeah,

(39:39):
I just know.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
You get the play by place off of the.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Text I get and it's like, oh, here's a good spot,
and the saying goes, No one golf's better than your
best friend when they're not golfing with you. But I
do believe it, man, I mean, if you've been crushing.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Balls, been crushing balls my whole life.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Love love doing it, do it every day, always have
no man, I'm I uh yeah, Well at at the
swinging and ding it outing was very successful for the
two of us.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yeah. Yeah, it was just.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Good golf all around. I had I had a bunch
of bad ones, but I had a few good ones.
I was happy with it. And then uh you you
hit a few few good few bets, so it was
it was good.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
We might have somebody joining us. I heard a button
go off. I have to switch that screen. If if
you can let yourself on, just do it. I'm trying
to find it. Who even has the link? Is it
just like a random fan? That's great?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Did we just post it on our socials?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
It's germ backstage might be fixing things.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
If not supposed to. He's supposed to be working.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Even if you could hop on for a second.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I would love for him to hop on and then
get like a fire call in the middle. If that's
what they call it, take us and then take Yeah,
then he can steal the show.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
That would be fantastic.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh would you look at that the Lives which is different.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
That's the Fox one. Now we got three we got
three parade, three parades.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
This is guys. You're witnessing history in the making here.
Never once have we streamed three parades. This is Oh
that's that's like an actual live stream.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
That's wild. That's oh yeah, that's fantastic. That's okay, yeah,
oh god, but that's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
This is this is I got blood flow with all
this going on.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
This is so cool. So there's Jesus shout to New.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
York from the ground level. If you could just pretend
that you are the guy with the camera, that would
be even.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh man, that's that's tremendous.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Big things down here on the street. If you notice,
I got the marching band passing me right now, the
flute section, they're really just in tune. We got jazz
coming up next right after that. You know, they're they're
just they're still inflating.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Barney. We'll see how long it takes. Here's another version
of that same mascot. Now he's furry like they're just
rolling out mascots, trying to forgure out which one works
for Good Morning America.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
What do you want to look like?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Just make it hairy and yellow and put some eyes
on his mouth on it and a sunbursts.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Is it supposed to be a sun? Yeah? Get it?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Good Good morning America, Good.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Morning, Good morning. It's Sammy the Sun. I don't know
that's what they said. No, I made it up.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I would believe it.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, there's some marching bands over there. He's trying to
forge out what makes more sense. I can do it
either way. It looks great. I'd love to hear your voice.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Though, right there. You're looking right over here now, Oh man,
you guys so much to be thankful for technology.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Germ number one shout outs to stuff about sports, two
ten thousand followers on.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
It, and they where we have taken hiatus. They are like,
we're gonna keep going and offending everybody.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
That's soon man, every reason. I mean it terms of
freaking hero right. So he's out there, uh, protecting Uh Leland,
North Carolina. Uh Bert had If.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
You guys don't know where Leland, North Carolina is, neither
do I? It's okay?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah, Actually I want to know are they watching our
parades or do they have their own? Is there like
a Tampa parade that they watched with like there's bocaneer
boats and stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yeah, there might be a second. I got this thing
in front of me.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I think I think Disney does.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Probably it's probably pre recorded Disney.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah, Tampa Thanksgiving parade. Please tell me that's a boat parade.
Please tell me has a boat parade?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Downtown?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Got a downtown? We got the Sound of Music's shout
outs to Bavaria, Austria Volkswagen.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
You know what's the funny way in a while?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Well, my favoritely, my favorite fact about the Sound of
Music is that Austria did not uh want all them
to put Nazi flags throughout the town. Uh why they filmed? Why?
Why not?

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Well, because what's the thought?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
And it was only like fifteen twenty years after the
actual war, so it was still like kind of like
fresh right, way too soon. So the producers of the
Sound of Music says, that's fine, we'll just show actual
footage of Austrians celebrating when the Nazis arrived there, like,
so you do the FLA. So either we could change

(44:43):
the history make it look like you were less a
fan of this, or we could show the actual footage
that that turns out you guys were overly excited. You know,
they're just flags. It's okay, guys running, don't. All of
a sudden the mood changed. So, uh, you know, I
figured i'd give you that little tidbit of I did
go on a Sound of Music bike ride in Austria.

(45:03):
It was cool for like five minutes and then he
realized like, all right, uh you know these songs are
like Sound of Music bike. Now, who's this kid? I don't.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Show with that that girl cat Cat cat flicks something Cat.
I love this. I absolutely enjoy this.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Cop.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
This is If any of you local networks want this
commentary live next year? How you tell us no, we
don't do any research. We'll interview them. They'll have to
really tell us who they are. It would just it's
gonna be great. It really grounds these celebrities, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Only more awkwardness of than walking a parade would be
in a convertible that is going slower than I could physically.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Crawl with no signisically who you are first in the
middle of a four lane road?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
So embarrassed people are gonna squ like me? And who
is that?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
He's so embarrassed?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I would be what float is rach on? Do we know?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yes? I do. I couldn't pronounce it. You'll see the
Q one on two signs, You'll see everything. Let's see
rach on radio?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Who uh.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Happy Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
So I do feel bad for the people that are
in the band I mean the bandstand section of the
Philly Parade right in front are They're great seats, but
God forbid you have to go pee. You are stuck there?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Kyopa ky CAYU float? I don't know. Can you read that? Nope?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
I mean I can read it, but it'll probably be wrong.
If Kelly, do you pronounce the ELPs? Is it? Why
couldn't it be the Pirates life float?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Would have been great?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
What is penny? What is the penny? Penny?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Pasta uh penny? A penny for your thoughts there?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Philly is doing a better job of the advertisers on
the floats, so that I guess they don't have to
go on this.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Man, there's the cast of Percy Jackson in The Olympians.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Okay, whatever that loves those books, man, Yeah, well they're
movies too. That's why they have a cast like in
the books. We don't now just pick people to represent books.
I don't know if you know that. They just have
illustrations on the cover and then use your imagination. What Yeah,
it's wild. No, yeah, I'd rather do Yeah the point,
I don't know. They want you to be a thinker.

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I guess what's going on?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Is that Pikachu for the There we got Pikachu riding
Pokey ball.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Right, but it looks like a Pokey sub a stretch. Again.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I hope they're po we don't get flagged for this.
But there's this is a live footage street view from
our New York Insider. He's on the scene giving us
the review of floats before we see the floats. It's
quite the process, raw fox, all right. And then there's

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the Disney cast on New York.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Now they made a quick that's a good thing. Our
kids aren't telling you trying to explain. Yeah, Now he's
in New York. He teleported to New York. Oh look,
Tiana's up there too, all of them. This is cool.
I hate people with fake smile. Just be real, thank
you having a down day, Just be honest, like I

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want to come up here and be like, I have
a thing's cory, h Look at these floats. I'm so
happy that I'm here with you. Forty degrees. This is
exactly where I wanted to be. Do you like my miffing?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I don't freaking know. Magic Kingdom Park? What was your
favorite park?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Uh? So? Can I'll rephrase the question for you? Which
park did my daughter enjoy the best?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Yes? Or also which one did you tolerate the best?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Too?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Which was your tolerables?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Either Animal Kingdom or the what's the Magic Kingdom? They
were fine? Epcot was cool too. We did a lot
at Epcot. You don't met a few characters, no big deal,
not bragging, humble break, but yeah, no, she she got
a lot out of the Magic Kingdom because there's a
lot more for her to do there. Tell you what,

(49:23):
Hollywood Studios. We did like two rides. I mean, she's tiny,
but we did like two rides in like three shows
and then we were bounced.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
We were like, yeah, it's a quick park.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
But yeah, no, if you have, guys, if you have
an extra ten to fifteen grand laying around and you said,
there's nothing I'd rather do but go to Orlando, Florida,
wait in line, get agitated, and overpay for chicken fingers,
then Disney is the place for you. Okay, it's fantastic.
There's uh, I'll stop myself. People. We played a game

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while we were down there, and we had to guess
between if a person was two things. I'll tell you
off the air. It was quite the game. But I
think we also went on like one of the most
crowded times we can go. So I feel like if
we picked like a random day or week in like
February or March, it's fair fair dancing on the parkway.
That's why there's always traffic. My god, it'd be great

(50:20):
if it's.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
The actual like meth heads that you see dancing on
the parkway.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I want on tripping over hubcaps and like blown out tires.
That's how you know you'd be really dancing on the parkway,
this parade of whatever out of here. You're not dancing
on the parkway. You're dancing on a closed, clean the streets.
I want the dead deer carcass on the side of
the road if you were really dancing on the I
want That's what I want. No, And then like, I

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want the bottleneck on the other side everybody watching you
dance on the Parkway I want.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I want the Philly Parade route to go through Kensington
and we have to be there to announce the like
here's Mickey the meth Head. I'm not Mickey Mouse That yeah,
a good old mick on mess.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Uh, you know.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Dancing, you know, out of all the people in the world. Though,
to go to Disney with like Becca would be so
much fun because like you guys, that sense of humor,
the joke, keeping it. Yes, if anybody overheard our conversations.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
We would not Yeah, you'd be canceled. Would not be good. Uh.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
The best thing that ever happened for this show was
that we got to be on the radio for as
long as we have been and kept us buttoned up a.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Little slightly, slightly slightly. We all have careers we don't
want to lose.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Well, yeah, you becoming a teachers it's pretty nick Yeah,
you know you do it.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
You do it for the kids, for the kid's just
it's you know, it's my way of giving back. Yeah,
certainly isn't the money we get for this, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Dude, the mascot's gotta go bro so distracted and trying
to steal the show. Nobody cares. I want to see
if Murph is like crying right now, there's a China
orange guy.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
These people.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Ten o'clock. This is the time where our friends should
be rolling up into the Philly parade. Uh. You know
we got pills Bear dough Boy on the screen right
now in New York's Classic. Yeah, class class act Classic.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I mean, listen that you talk about a guy that
stayed out of the media. You know, he hasn't picksides.
He listen, I just want to I want to bake
my biscuits and and you know, serve all people of America.
This that's that's that's Switzerland. That's a neutral guy right there.
That's a guy that cares about community at Pillsbury dough Boy.
I'm a little concern for his health. You know, carrying
that weight around is probably not gonna be the back

(52:36):
nine of his life, you know what I mean. But listen,
he's got his life to live.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
He's got a powder powder issue too. I don't you
know that?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Come on, really that big pressure. Only it's only an
issue if it affects your friends and family. Okay, let's
let's be clear about right there. That's a I right there.
Oh my god, A Minion is up in New York
on the main stage here. That's all I have to
say about that. I've never seen any of those movies.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I yeah, not, I don't. I can't recall. I've definitely
had them on. I don't think I've watched them start
to finish. But I have a problem with them either.
Like they definitely do. Like the they sing like Beatles
songs and Minion voice. The Minion ride at Universal's pretty good.
I am in middle of December going to Universal for

(53:26):
three or four days. I'm gonna go Marrial World stuff
like that. Oh yeah, I'm golfing too. We're staying at Reunion.
Oh yeah, it should be a golf game up. But
the reason why I'm able to even afford that was
because in Chicago they asked if anybody would get out
of their seat, and we got a three thousand dollars
credit flight credit to get out of my seat. You know,

(53:49):
I got off the plane like like we want a
game show. It's brace and I shouts sprays, we hit
the button. They give us our vouchers. They're trying to
find us another plane. And the lady goes, it's Friday.
We're supposed to be there middle midday Friday to go
live at three o'clock from Chicago for a show. She goes,
we'll have you out Saturday night. And we're like, we're

(54:12):
gonna get fired. We're done. She's like just kidding. Your
flight like leaves the forty five minutes, so we had breakfast,
got back on the plane when our flight got stuck
in the the like the runway. Original flight they only
landed twenty minutes before us, and you got you got credit. Yeah,
and we got three grand. Could you imagine if we

(54:34):
said no and then all those people that we beat
out and hit the button first, like had to sit
on that plane and just be like those mother truck
Why was it so much money? We're drinking the most
amount of money pancakes.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
That was an insane Like I feel like yo every
time I fly there, Like here's a two hundred dollars voucher.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Shout outs to Gearhart's appliances. I'll be there tomorrow. That's
pretty fantastics. A picture after them. I like that for them.
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Really fight in the New Wicket.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Family owned and operated appliance company. My second favorite family
ever in the appliance industry. My first shadow Richard as well,
but not Steph and her crew are fantastic. Her whole
family is awesome. On my birthday, I got to play
in their charity softball. I slid into second wearing shorts

(55:27):
and there's iHeart right after it. Jesus.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
It's like the spots that up Sally. That means they're
coming up, They're coming, They're coming. Snap.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Oh man, then that's right after you. I'd like to.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Uh, I guess said Sharon's gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel
this Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Really, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
He just like, yeah, he's I don't know, man. So
one track, one trick. Pony Ar got nothing, nothing good
the uh trick.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
He's got like eight rock and albums like easily, and
then he has like these mixtapes. He's the only guy
still shooting out mixtapes. The Guy. The Guy won't last.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
He won't not Netflix doc watch it the the Hour
I don't have time to watch TV.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
You gotta watch it. It's it's something you put on, dude.
It's like a musical. It's something you put on watching
Stranger Nah.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
And then I'm not watching.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Anything so good and it's fantastic. Uh, you know, just
for me, there's nobody better in our generation singer songwriter.
Like he's written so many songs for so many people,
He's performed so much, it's it's insane. So I disagree
with anybody with their slander. I will be there at

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jingle Ball in New York City to my cheer on
my head, cheer, and he's not He's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
He's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
I don't want to see them.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Although like it was like we take this up in
a photograph and I was like I don't need a
camera to capture this moment. I was like, make up
your bron And then also like he's he's just funny
and he likes to cross dress. He's in this new
zoo Is it Zootopia.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Too, there's a new Utopia movie coming out? Yeah there is?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Yeah, And he's like he's like a cheap that like
shapes his things to make it look like he has
boops so and then his Christmas song, which is the
best Christmas song ever, the biggest. It does better numbers
than Mariah. I don't want to hear him and Elton John.
But he dresses up as Mariya in it too, so
he really, yeah, he does.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
He's a funny character.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
He's funny.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
He's a funny guy, a funny guy. Oh God, all right,
here we go. Oh the turkey's hat is coming off.
What's underneath? It's a tiny turkey? Spoiler alert?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
But did I lock it? I take him in then
I'm sorry, fool.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
See.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I think it's God Charles bake bacon and she wants
to give him them a shoutout.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Shaggy Shaggy? Is that the Macy's Day Parade in New York?
You guys, Oh look there's that's Shaggy. That's the Shaggy
we know in love Miss double most dick shaggy bottom pasttick.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Okay, Peyton? Is that God Charles Bacon? Is that Natalie's bacon?
It is? You gonna taste tested for us?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Okay, throw it at the screen. See if it sticks good?
That turkey bacon? M No, she can't otherwise she'd get sick.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
It is really really good. So rach on the radio.
They just did sponsoredeart.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Saw that. That's Shaggy bro. I don't know who's next
to Shaggy though.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
There was somebody next to the I just brought them back.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I don't know who that is next to Shaggy. So
shout out to Natalie Godshaw's bacon. They have beef and
turkey bacon. It's tremendous. It's a good bacon. You do
a good job. I wish I knew what song they
were singing. Oh this is their this is their float.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Here it is here, it is here, it is iHeart
and Q one O two.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Hey do it doude? Do you think? Do you think
hit it? Hit it? Hit it, hit it, don't let
us do.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Hit it.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Oh she's not gonna do it. You check it out.
Oh my gosh, we got it.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
And she said that was just for us. That was
just for us, guys, everybody else. That's awesome. I hope
she enjoyed the uh first ten feet.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
She's gonna have to that for the next too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
The funniest thing is I think, I I yeah, I'm
hoping that's the end, Like I don't think so. I
think that's like kind of like a marathon or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
I thought that was the beginning. No, I could be wrong.
What building is that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Is that the uh uh what's it called?

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
This goes to what ten? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I think that's no, it's past ten. They're a little behind.
M hmmmmmm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Probably goes to eleven. Probably two hours. Santa We got
away for Santa Santa wasn't he didn't go yet, and
he's coming, but he didn't go yet. He's the end
of the parade.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
That's the coolest thing ever. Uh, I'm freaked out. I
know her. Oh man, that's great. No, it's so cool
man to walk into those hallways and work with these
talented people that are just they care about the community
so much. They care about their employees. They're always smiling. Nico,

(01:01:06):
rag Buster, they're amazing. Q and O two has an
awesome lineup. Like I said, I'll be Nico tomorrow at
Gearhard's Appliances and King of Prussia from eleven to one
giving away stuff with Jim and Jesse. Another amazing human
being Frankie Darcel and I. We've done a ton of
sports minutes on WDAS together. You know Natalie, who love

(01:01:26):
Natalie everybody. I can't say enough about you know, Roxy
Romeo at Power. It's just a Philly. iHeart Philly is tremendous.
They're good people. Were pick.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
You're kind of jealous. I'd like to be on a
parade float. I mean, come on, what do we got?

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
It so cool? And they get to like like it's
a little too much and be like, all right, too
much spotlight for me? Got the Bronx Zoo up there
and the Magic School Us. Oh yeah, what's the go
to show? Whenever you're teachers want to put on TV
NOW Sports Center for you, I don't want to for

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the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
If we have like a day before a break or
something and like we're done with whatever we were teaching,
I asked them, I'm like, what do you want to watch?
And then, without doubt, they always pick something like Disney,
like some sort of Pixar like Lorax. I think they
they'll do like Zootopia or Coco or.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Like they always.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Yeah, like they always pick literally something Pixar. It doesn't
matter high school all the way down to elementary.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I got Peppa Pig, Oh, Santa's on there. That's that's
the end, right, that means that's the end when Santa.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Yeah, but that's the live footage from them, so well
that'd be a perfect time for us. So maybe they're
at the beginning, so we're gonna end at their beginning, gotcha,
And say, have a happy, healthy Thanksgiving from the Divide
team to the Give Us a Shot network, to everybody
at iHeartRadio, enjoy yourselves as holiday, Be safe, and the

(01:02:58):
Divide Live will be back next week with a brand
new show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Yeah we're back, baby. Shout us to Germ. We love you, brother,
thankful for you. You're game changer and all levels and
you know, may be good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Be safe, everybody, see you next week.