The Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show

In this episode: 

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Dark and "In It" from their studio album VISION SWEEPS.
• Onree's mother trolls Bruce for his bad habits.
• Surrenda chokes out our tears with laughter.
• Onree receives special treatment which causes Bruce to eschewwwww.

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In this episode: 

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Inspirational Guest" and "Caution" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS.
• Bruce traps Catatonia and himself in the ship's wine cellar.
• Surrenda gives Georgia Hotflash plumbing tips.
• Surrenda recommends approaching Halloween from a less ugly-assed point of view.
• Onree saves the day with his Pinch My Penny oration.

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Surrenda, grande dame of the Dragonsail Puppets, gives much needed advice to clueless hussies about:

• Dealing with potluck brownie snobs
• Avoiding grandchildren 
• Removing lonely friends from your house who overstay 
• And much more!

You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms:

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In this episode:

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Vision Sweeps" and "Horn of Plenty" from their studio album VISION SWEEPS
• Bruce is drunk and Surrenda must warm a cold stick in her hand to deal with him 
• Surrenda embraces her mature matronly status.
• Surrenda shows Onree how to feel fresh by wearing her fragrance while dressing in pigtails.
• Bruce gets his head dunked in the kitchen sink by his mama 

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In this episode: 

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Heat Ladder" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.

• Surrenda must face the hussies in her neighborhood in person.

• Catatonia tries to orient her mother in space in her squalid apartment.

• Bruce experiments with 3/8 timing and the key of H in his solo venture.

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In this episode:

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "One Touch Longer" and "The Island That Is Paradise" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.

• Winston's brother heads to the slammer.

• Surrenda slays in her lizard hip bone choker.

• Surrenda chooses her pleasures wisely, beginning with her coffee choice.

• Onree and Bruce sing the praises of tic tac chocolate pie and Moose Munch.

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In this episode:

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ape Going Up" and "Too Many Hands" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.

• Catatonia's mother pees in the planter.

• Surrenda beats back Georgia Hotflash's ambition to join her band.

• Bruce has a short-lived and controversial big wig phase.

• Bruce reveals his plans to construct his macaroni mansion on the boat.

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In this episode:

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Blue When Cooled" and "The Great Fires" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.

• Catatonia's mother thinks her microwave is a TV.

• Surrenda tells a story from her childhood of the great matriarch hussies of the Broken Dreams Estates trailer park.

• Bruce gives us a preview of his song in process, "Honky Tonk Hussies.

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In this episode: 

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Old Stone Face" and "The Giving Sea" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.
• A suspicious identity thieving rascal threatens the crew with unspeakable mayhem yet again.
• Surrenda recommends life strategies for Georgia Hotflash that go beyond bigger implants.
• Onree clarifies hospital policy on sprinkling lithium on jello

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In this episode:

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ice And Fire" and "Invisible Journey" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.
• Surrenda attempts to put together a raw primal epic show with a clueless cast.
• Catatonia's mother cramps Surrenda's style at every turn.
• Surrenda offers helpful critiques of hussy videography.
  
  

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In this episode: 

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Lord of the Lair" and "Look No Further" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.
• The unwelcome return of a scoundrel into the lives of the puppet crew outrages Catatonia and profits Surrenda.
• The puppets narrowly survive a holiday police bust
• Bruce must endure Catatonia's stories about organic farming and bats in her belfry.
• Surrenda writes a children's boo...

Surrenda, grande dame of the Dragonsail Puppets, gives much needed advice to clueless hussies, such as:

• How to properly siphon back money owed to one by a family member
• How to redeem your frizzed-out hussy hair
• How to excuse yourself when your coughing fit is getting on Surrenda's last nerve 
• How to drain the life blood from a stalker
• How to bypass the procedures of the mental health industry to dump a loved one on their facili...

In this episode:

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Wet Garden" and "Wild Sanctuary" from their eleventh studio album WET GARDEN.
• The unwelcome return of a scoundrel into Surrenda's life impels her to recount Georgia Hotflash's failings.
• Surrenda reveals the secret to smelling like Tennessee overgrowth.
• Bruce coaches Onree on the art of mimicking the queen of funk and comedy.

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In this episode: 

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "SPASM" and "A NEW LIGHT" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.
• The puppets visit the city of overgrown rodents and offending palm trees.
• Surrenda continues to confound and astound with her bold innovations in wardrobery.
• Surrenda castigates the land of overgrown rodents for not carrying her fragrance.

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In this episode: 

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Lucifer Bug" and "Dome Jam" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.
• Catatonia must keep secret from Surrenda her attendance at an event with a convicted felon.
• In defiance of those who might criticize her, Surrenda reserves the right to drag all her hussies. 
• Bruce drunkenly debauches an event with a convicted felon.

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In this episode: 

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Warm to Cool" and "Fluff" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.
• Surrenda turns an otherwise boring wake into a barn burner.
• Surrenda gives us the scoop on her hussy neighbors.
• Onree reveals the secrets of purgatory.

You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms:

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In this episode: 

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Scroll" and "Thrust and Frenzy" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.
• Catatonia addresses Surrenda's "crude sexual strut".
• Surrenda stuns and inspires in fake cashmere polyester.
• Onree suggests a good enticing reason for Bruce to sober up.

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In this episode:

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Chrysalis" and "Water Spider" from their tenth studio album, RUTS AND JUTS.

• Surrenda and Catatonia consider the dubious creative ideas of their peers on the boat.

• Surrenda stuns all in attendance with her day of the dead fashion wear.

• Bruce and Onree do a lobster dance that inspires Catatonia to drone on incessantly abou...

In this episode:

• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Curl You Back to the Center" and "Nature of Illusion" from their tenth studio album, RUTS AND JUTS.

• Georgia Hotflash becomes a menace in spandex.

• Catatonia's mother searches the boat over for her stool softener.

• Bruce and Onree briefly ponder mortality before chasing imaginary bunnies.

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