Ever wondered how a bunch of teenage misfits from the late 1950s became the stars of a cult classic? Relive the hilarity and absurdity of "Porky's" with us as we recount our first encounters with Pee-wee, Meat, Schwartz, and the rest of the gang. From their outlandish attempts to lose their virginity to the unforgettable peeping scene in the girls' shower, we laugh about every ridiculous and iconic moment. We'll also tackle the film's subplots, such as the boys facing prejudice and teacher conflicts, and the side-splitting storyline involving a sexually frustrated coach. Get ready to join in on the nostalgia and madness as these teens plot their epic revenge on the infamous Porky.
But that's not all! We take a deeper, more critical look at the bizarre, humorous, and sometimes downright weird elements that make "Porky's" a beloved classic. Ever heard about the deadbeat dad on a motorcycle or Pee-wee's peculiar quest for sex? We've got you covered. Plus, find out why we think the film's portrayal of teenage relationships is both organic and relatable. If you're a fan of 80s screwball comedies, you'll definitely want to hear our plans for future episodes where we'll tackle films like "Meatballs," "Revenge of the Nerds," and "Screwballs." And don't miss our new segment, Movie Monday, where we dissect all the 20th-century crappy movies you didn't know you needed to watch. Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs and nostalgic fun!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Dumb Cool Weird Podcast.
Alright, welcome to the DumbCool Weird Podcast.
Today we did Porky's from 1981,one of my favorite movies of
all time.
First time seeing it yeah, it'sa good one.
I saw it for the first timewhen I was in high school with
my buddies and we were laughingour asses off.
It kind of captures the crazyuse of the late 1950s yeah, and
(00:27):
you know what.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Things just seemed more fun back then.
Wes, yeah, they did, didn'tthey?
You know, just kids prankingkids, kids looking like 40 year
olds trapped in high school man.
Peewee's the butt of every joke.
Yeah, you know, peewee's kindof a loser man kind of is.
I mean he can't get laid.
I mean we kind of start themovie off with peewee, we kind
of end with peewee's, the buttof every joke.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, you know, pee-wee's kind of a loser man.
He kind of is.
I mean he can't get laid.
I mean we kind of start themovie off with Pee-wee, we kind
of end with Pee-wee.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, Pee-wee's got a boner at the beginning of the
movie.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And then at the end of the movie he's got his boner
and somebody.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, supposed to bone the night before he woke up
in scene one.
Yeah, that's true, but he wasan idiot.
Yeah, he tried to game the game.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He put the rubber on before he got, like any, like
foreplay and make out session sobasically just kind of have a
little overview, not to go intoo much detail about the.
You know the plot overall, butbasically it's a movie about uh
it's just like a slice of lifemovie about a bunch of uh
teenagers in the late 50s Comingof age.
Coming of age.
They live near Fort Lauderdale,florida.
Basically it's like the late50s.
(01:34):
Basically what you have is youhave all these kids getting into
different kinds of shenanigans.
You got the jock His name'sMeat, big guy Italian guy with
meat yep, got a jewish guy.
Um, he's came with schwartzschwartz.
He has like a bit of a conflictwith one of the guys because
the guys was raised to be kindof prejudiced.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So really really good shape.
Yeah, schwartz is in reallygood shape.
Actually, most of the the guysin this movie are in pretty good
shape, yeah the only person whocould stand and lift a little
bit of weights is Pee Wee.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, but basically what ends up happening is
because they're all you knowhorny little teens, they're like
oh, we got to go to Porky's.
They go to Porky's.
They basically get fuckingripped off by Porky In the
funniest way.
Yeah, he basically dumps theminto the fucking bayou Bay In
the funniest way.
Yeah, he basically dumps theminto the fucking bayou Bayou.
You know, which is prettydangerous considering there's so
(02:28):
many, you know, alligators andshit in there.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, they do that close-up of that random gator.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yep, they do, just so you know that it's a bayou, but
yeah.
So basically what ends uphappening is, over the course of
the movie, after they getfucked, fucked over, their
friend keeps going back andgetting his ass kicked and
essentially, you know, a fewthings happen in between, where
the guy, the prejudiced guy'sdad, comes and gets mad at his
son because he gets beat up bythe jewish guy.
(02:54):
Yep, kind of resolves thatbetween each other.
Um, there's, there's a subplotwith the teachers.
Uh, there's a teacher calledball breakeraker.
She's ridiculous, she's anasshole.
And then there's two othercoaches that are kind of the
focus and they're pretty funnyand one of them just wants to
have sex with the head of thecheerleading squad and it turns
(03:17):
out she's actually a screamerwhen she likes to get it on.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I love how he's like bring her to the equipment room.
Why bring her to the equipmentroom's like bring her to the
equipment room.
Why bring her to the equipment?
Trust me, bring her to theequipment room and like then she
, when he finally brings her tothe equipment room, she's
smelling all the musk of theequipment.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
She's smelling dirty gym socks and dirty jocks and
she's like oh, so torn on.
So horny and he's just likereally.
Okay, he was like not expectingit, man, yep and after he plows
her she makes really loud noisesand that kind of gets everybody
upset.
But then you know, like whatwas funny is I told Nick I was
like you've never seen thismovie, but I guarantee you
(03:54):
you've seen this scene.
Oh yeah, the most iconic sceneis the one where the boys go
down into the crawl space behindthe girl's bathroom and they
basically lift up these pipesand they can peep, and they can
peep right into the showers.
And that's actually where oneof the most iconic scenes in the
movie happened.
Ball Brecker basically grabs,well, his balls and his dick.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, and then she pulls them Dude.
My dick was afraid when thatwas happening.
I was afraid his dick wouldcome off, the way she was
grabbing it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yep, and you know, like I said over the course of
the movie, it's just like sliceof life.
You just see these teens goingthrough different things, but
really the climax of the movieis is basically their.
Their buddy comes back fromporky's again and he is he's
beat up pretty bad yeah, theyhad to hospitalize him and
everything he had broken ribscollapsed lung, maybe, and his
face was all fucked up, andbasically, what ended up
(04:46):
happening, though, is they werelike we got to go get him.
The cop was going to just goover there and try to fuck him
up, but basically, they came upwith a plan with the Jewish guy
Schwartz, and they went over,and they basically set up little
traps and they decided tocompletely destroy Porky's place
of business, oh, and thesheriff's department.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, the sheriff's department yeah, this car's good
boss.
There's nothing wrong with thiscar.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, so in the beginning of the movie, when
they go to Porky's, basicallythey try to fight back against
Porky, telling him he's afucking asshole.
And basically the police comeup and his brother is the
sheriff and basically they fuckup the car and they're like,
well, that'll be like 50 bucks,that'll be 100 bucks.
And then they like have to likeshell out more money to, yeah,
get it fed, get it taken care of, so they can leave.
But basically what they end updoing is they completely dupe
(05:36):
porky and his and his buddiesand they completely destroy
porky's place of business.
Yeah, they just like blow uphis bridge and they pull.
So what they do?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
is they use a, they set up deck cord on the smaller
bridges and then they actuallydestroy the foundation.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, so they had a chainsaw and they were trying to
, they were basically weakeningthe structural integrity, and
two of them were in boats andthe other guys they had
basically this tow truck andthey pulled the place apart.
Porky chases them.
They basically trap the fuckingthe cop station too with a
(06:11):
bunch of their cars.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, they broke one of the cars to only go in
reverse, crashed right throughthe station and then they undid
all the tires on the secondsquad car.
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And so they chase them over to the next county.
They go to the county line andbasically the older brother is a
cop and he wants to get revengeand basically he fucks up the
Porky's car.
But he does it even worse.
He literally shoots the car, heshoots the tire out, he shoots
the radiator and he fuckingshoots the pig off the top of it
(06:44):
.
Yep.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
How about you Put a little weight behind it?
You should be used to that.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes, because the Porky's fat, the fat jokes.
So they're pushing the car awayand finally Pee-wee finally
gets laid, because it's beenlike a running joke in the
entire movie that Pee-wee hasnot been laid yet.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Pee-wee's like the kid who doesn't understand how
to jerk off but wants to keepgetting laid.
He's that one friend of yoursthat whenever you brought girls
over he'd always be asking whereare the girls at?
And then, when they show up, hewouldn't know what to do with
them.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yep, that was Pee-wee .
And then we kind of wrap up themovie with Bald Brecker trying
to attack the kid who put hisdick in the shower again, and
then she's like arrest him,arrest him.
And then it's like you justsexually assaulted a minor,
you're going to prison.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And so they arrest her and that's basically the end
of the movie.
I think the only other thing wefailed to mention was they got
pranked by going to hook up withthis.
I think it was a prostitute.
Yeah, it was a prostitute outin the backwoods.
It was literally the house.
This house is one of thosebackwoods fucking Florida houses
.
You know the ones that we'retalking about.
(07:52):
Yeah, they hired a 40-year-oldhooker and a 6'4 black guy with
a machete and they just fuckingterrorized them and it was so
fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That was a good prank .
Everybody strip naked so thatshe could make sure you guys
don't have VD and you're clean.
Why don't you go strippingnaked.
She already checked us lastweek.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's funny, but that's pretty much the movie.
I mean, the movie really isjust like a slice of life about
teens growing up in the late 50sin Florida and honestly it's
pretty fucking good.
I mean, it's a very simple plotbut it's very entertaining.
Like honestly, I wouldn't mindmaking a movie like this one day
.
You probably should so talkabout the dumb cool in the world
.
What's dumb about this movie,nick?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Hmm, you know, even the dumbest things would
probably be very enjoyable withthis film.
I guess the dumbest thing islike how Pee Wee is just
actually.
I'll put that with weird, I'llput that one with weird.
I guess the dumbest thing isthey had access to debt cord,
yeah, like.
Or the fact that no one heardthem tearing away at the
(08:59):
structural integrity of theplace with the chainsaws yeah,
like you know.
I mean.
Or let's even go to the fact islike how dumb it was that you
know the guy who was messingaround with the police cars.
He was in front of a big,well-lit window where everyone
was hanging out and no one sawhim yeah, and let's, let's
elaborate on that a little bitmore.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It was also kind of weird that, um, you know, one of
the guys was in the water usinga chainsaw on the side of the
fucking foundation and theydidn't even hear the fucking
chainsaw.
Yeah, like literally right nextto the building.
Yeah, that didn't make anysense either.
You, you know.
What else was really reallyfucking dumb Was the deadbeat
dad that got out of prisonliterally was sitting on a bike
(09:41):
drinking with an underage girlon the back.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
She looked 14.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yep, and he was drinking beer and he littered
and he was a fucking knownmenace.
There was two incidents in themovie where this was bad.
Yeah, and they still didn'tfucking arrest him.
That's dumb as fuck.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I mean the 14-year-old on the back of his
motorcycle while he was drinkinga beer.
The first time they saw himshould have got him thrown back
in jail.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yep, yep and it didn't, and that was dumb as
shit.
So what's cool about this movie?
I mean, honestly, the wholemovie was pretty cool.
Obviously, the whole movie waspretty cool.
The whole movie is pretty cool,but I think the coolest part of
the movie is how they had thatelaborate plan to fuck up porky?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
yeah, no, that really was.
I mean, they really thoughtthat through.
Yeah, they really did I mean,they could have gotten shot.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, they could have gotten shot but they you know,
they had uh schwartz helpingthem and they they literally
came up with some really coolfucking ideas on how to fucking
take porky down and I reallyenjoyed that part of the movie.
I also thought the girls werepretty cool in that movie.
How they were very friendly andflirtatious and funny.
They kind of you know.
It kind of reminded me of someof the girls I went to high
school with.
I went to school with girls whowere very flirtatious like that
(10:46):
.
Sometimes they love to have funlike that.
Like if you saw them naked,they would just laugh about it
and think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, you know what I thought was cool, though, is
how like organic therelationship was with the
teenagers.
You know, like every like, youknow, these guys are just being
bros and hanging out andpranking each other and some of
the worst ways possible, andthat just felt so relatable.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, even the the guy's relationships with all the
girls.
They it seemed very natural andvery friendly.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Nothing was pushed.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Nothing was you could tell.
It was just organic.
All these actors gave off theaura that they had been.
They all grew up together and Ireally appreciate that.
The actors brought that kind ofperformance.
Yeah, like high school chums,yeah.
And then what was weird aboutthis movie?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I guess I will say the weirdest thing had to be
peewee and his, his quest forsex.
Yeah, his quest for sex.
It was like it was kind ofbothersome.
You know, it's like nobody hasever been this pathetic when it
comes to getting pussy yeah, hewas also really weird.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
He also acted really weird when he went to porky's.
He just kept talking and theguy's like get, just fucking
come in here, dude.
Like it's just like Just shutup.
Yeah, he did that a lotthroughout the movie.
He was just weird.
He was just a weird, awkwarddude.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I mean like I guess he meant well, but I can't say
he meant well because he gotreally weird when he didn't.
Uh, porky's place.
They're like that was my lastchance to get laid.
Yep, it's like porky, just goto another county and find some
(12:25):
chick.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah come on.
Come on, bro, come on I do.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I do love, though, how they made, how they made
those jokes, though, like whenhe forgot his id it's always
fucking something with you orwhen he at the end with the
rubber it's like he's like what,it's too big.
Well, I'm sorry we don't havetrainer condoms here and tied in
a knot dude, and yeah, that wasdefinitely weird.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I also thought ball breaker was weird.
Um, I will say that really likethat scene that was really
funny is when she was trying toget the principal on board oh my
god, to try to great to try tofind these guys, and then
everybody in the room justcouldn't keep it together.
That was definitely a reallyweird scene too.
Ball Breaker to me was theweirdest part of the movie.
She's a very weird lady.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
She was very odd, and what?
I thought, was funny, though,was when the gym teacher was
like maybe we should call thepolice, get one of their sketch
artists to come here so youcould describe what it looked
like, and we'll post wantedposters all over the school
saying have you seen this prick,armed and dangerous, look out,
(13:27):
Look out, but yeah, that wasPorky's.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It's one of those movies you got to watch at least
once.
I think what we'll probably dois we'll probably do a couple of
more screwball comedies likethat from the 80s.
We're going to do.
I think next we'll do Meat whichmeatballs yeah, we gotta get a
revenge of the nerds on thereyeah, we gotta do revenge of the
nerds and, ironically enough,we're gonna do a movie called
screwballs, which is anothermovie like that.
I've actually never seenscrewballs, so that'll be me and
(13:53):
nick's first time watchingabsolutely together that like
that.
That's we haven't that I, weboth haven't seen, so it's been
pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, uh, by the way, the one last thing about this
movie that frustrated me in thevery beginning peewee's mom
looks nothing like him oh yeah,I mean peewee, what you can't
roll out of bed and or likecover it up with, like your
boner up with, like a blanket orsomething I know.
Right, I love when he pulls theruler out.
You thought he was about tolike slap his dick or something
(14:20):
with it.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You know, he's just measuring it, making sure it's
bigger.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But it's not, it's the same size no, you know, it
was weird, he had that.
He had that dick, that dickmeasurement like graph, yeah so
that he pulled out of his drawerlike not porn, none of that.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No, it was a dick, a dick size graph well, I said he
should just go rub that out.
And then when he opened up, Ilike maybe he's about to rub it
out.
Nope, he's just measuring hisdick.
Totally weird.
But that was Porky's.
We may watch Porky's 2 and 3 atsome point.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
So we'll get to them eventually.
You want to sign us out?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Hey Steck Sexy Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Thanks for checking out the Dumb, cool, weird
Podcast.
We're a movie podcast now, soMovie Monday is every Monday
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Dumb Cool Weird Podcast.
Alright, welcome to the DumbCool Weird Podcast.
Today we did Porky's from 1981,one of my favorite movies of
all time.
First time seeing it yeah, it'sa good one.
I saw it for the first timewhen I was in high school with
my buddies and we were laughingour asses off.
It kind of captures the crazyuse of the late 1950s yeah, and
(00:27):
you know what.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Things just seemed more fun back then.
Wes, yeah, they did, didn'tthey?
You know, just kids prankingkids, kids looking like 40 year
olds trapped in high school man.
Peewee's the butt of every joke.
Yeah, you know, peewee's kindof a loser man kind of is.
I mean he can't get laid.
I mean we kind of start themovie off with peewee, we kind
of end with peewee's, the buttof every joke.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, you know, pee-wee's kind of a loser man.
He kind of is.
I mean he can't get laid.
I mean we kind of start themovie off with Pee-wee, we kind
of end with Pee-wee.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, Pee-wee's got a boner at the beginning of the
movie.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And then at the end of the movie he's got his boner
and somebody.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, supposed to bone the night before he woke up
in scene one.
Yeah, that's true, but he wasan idiot.
Yeah, he tried to game the game.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He put the rubber on before he got, like any, like
foreplay and make out session sobasically just kind of have a
little overview, not to go intoo much detail about the.
You know the plot overall, butbasically it's a movie about uh
it's just like a slice of lifemovie about a bunch of uh
teenagers in the late 50s Comingof age.
Coming of age.
They live near Fort Lauderdale,florida.
Basically it's like the late50s.
(01:34):
Basically what you have is youhave all these kids getting into
different kinds of shenanigans.
You got the jock His name'sMeat, big guy Italian guy with
meat yep, got a jewish guy.
Um, he's came with schwartzschwartz.
He has like a bit of a conflictwith one of the guys because
the guys was raised to be kindof prejudiced.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So really really good shape.
Yeah, schwartz is in reallygood shape.
Actually, most of the the guysin this movie are in pretty good
shape, yeah the only person whocould stand and lift a little
bit of weights is Pee Wee.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, but basically what ends up happening is
because they're all you knowhorny little teens, they're like
oh, we got to go to Porky's.
They go to Porky's.
They basically get fuckingripped off by Porky In the
funniest way.
Yeah, he basically dumps theminto the fucking bayou Bay In
the funniest way.
Yeah, he basically dumps theminto the fucking bayou Bayou.
You know, which is prettydangerous considering there's so
(02:28):
many, you know, alligators andshit in there.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, they do that close-up of that random gator.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yep, they do, just so you know that it's a bayou, but
yeah.
So basically what ends uphappening is, over the course of
the movie, after they getfucked, fucked over, their
friend keeps going back andgetting his ass kicked and
essentially, you know, a fewthings happen in between, where
the guy, the prejudiced guy'sdad, comes and gets mad at his
son because he gets beat up bythe jewish guy.
(02:54):
Yep, kind of resolves thatbetween each other.
Um, there's, there's a subplotwith the teachers.
Uh, there's a teacher calledball breakeraker.
She's ridiculous, she's anasshole.
And then there's two othercoaches that are kind of the
focus and they're pretty funnyand one of them just wants to
have sex with the head of thecheerleading squad and it turns
(03:17):
out she's actually a screamerwhen she likes to get it on.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I love how he's like bring her to the equipment room.
Why bring her to the equipmentroom's like bring her to the
equipment room.
Why bring her to the equipment?
Trust me, bring her to theequipment room and like then she
, when he finally brings her tothe equipment room, she's
smelling all the musk of theequipment.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
She's smelling dirty gym socks and dirty jocks and
she's like oh, so torn on.
So horny and he's just likereally.
Okay, he was like not expectingit, man, yep and after he plows
her she makes really loud noisesand that kind of gets everybody
upset.
But then you know, like whatwas funny is I told Nick I was
like you've never seen thismovie, but I guarantee you
(03:54):
you've seen this scene.
Oh yeah, the most iconic sceneis the one where the boys go
down into the crawl space behindthe girl's bathroom and they
basically lift up these pipesand they can peep, and they can
peep right into the showers.
And that's actually where oneof the most iconic scenes in the
movie happened.
Ball Brecker basically grabs,well, his balls and his dick.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, and then she pulls them Dude.
My dick was afraid when thatwas happening.
I was afraid his dick wouldcome off, the way she was
grabbing it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yep, and you know, like I said over the course of
the movie, it's just like sliceof life.
You just see these teens goingthrough different things, but
really the climax of the movieis is basically their.
Their buddy comes back fromporky's again and he is he's
beat up pretty bad yeah, theyhad to hospitalize him and
everything he had broken ribscollapsed lung, maybe, and his
face was all fucked up, andbasically, what ended up
(04:46):
happening, though, is they werelike we got to go get him.
The cop was going to just goover there and try to fuck him
up, but basically, they came upwith a plan with the Jewish guy
Schwartz, and they went over,and they basically set up little
traps and they decided tocompletely destroy Porky's place
of business, oh, and thesheriff's department.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, the sheriff's department yeah, this car's good
boss.
There's nothing wrong with thiscar.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, so in the beginning of the movie, when
they go to Porky's, basicallythey try to fight back against
Porky, telling him he's afucking asshole.
And basically the police comeup and his brother is the
sheriff and basically they fuckup the car and they're like,
well, that'll be like 50 bucks,that'll be 100 bucks.
And then they like have to likeshell out more money to, yeah,
get it fed, get it taken care of, so they can leave.
But basically what they end updoing is they completely dupe
(05:36):
porky and his and his buddiesand they completely destroy
porky's place of business.
Yeah, they just like blow uphis bridge and they pull.
So what they do?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
is they use a, they set up deck cord on the smaller
bridges and then they actuallydestroy the foundation.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, so they had a chainsaw and they were trying to
, they were basically weakeningthe structural integrity, and
two of them were in boats andthe other guys they had
basically this tow truck andthey pulled the place apart.
Porky chases them.
They basically trap the fuckingthe cop station too with a
(06:11):
bunch of their cars.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, they broke one of the cars to only go in
reverse, crashed right throughthe station and then they undid
all the tires on the secondsquad car.
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And so they chase them over to the next county.
They go to the county line andbasically the older brother is a
cop and he wants to get revengeand basically he fucks up the
Porky's car.
But he does it even worse.
He literally shoots the car, heshoots the tire out, he shoots
the radiator and he fuckingshoots the pig off the top of it
(06:44):
.
Yep.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
How about you Put a little weight behind it?
You should be used to that.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes, because the Porky's fat, the fat jokes.
So they're pushing the car awayand finally Pee-wee finally
gets laid, because it's beenlike a running joke in the
entire movie that Pee-wee hasnot been laid yet.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Pee-wee's like the kid who doesn't understand how
to jerk off but wants to keepgetting laid.
He's that one friend of yoursthat whenever you brought girls
over he'd always be asking whereare the girls at?
And then, when they show up, hewouldn't know what to do with
them.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yep, that was Pee-wee .
And then we kind of wrap up themovie with Bald Brecker trying
to attack the kid who put hisdick in the shower again, and
then she's like arrest him,arrest him.
And then it's like you justsexually assaulted a minor,
you're going to prison.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And so they arrest her and that's basically the end
of the movie.
I think the only other thing wefailed to mention was they got
pranked by going to hook up withthis.
I think it was a prostitute.
Yeah, it was a prostitute outin the backwoods.
It was literally the house.
This house is one of thosebackwoods fucking Florida houses
.
You know the ones that we'retalking about.
(07:52):
Yeah, they hired a 40-year-oldhooker and a 6'4 black guy with
a machete and they just fuckingterrorized them and it was so
fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That was a good prank .
Everybody strip naked so thatshe could make sure you guys
don't have VD and you're clean.
Why don't you go strippingnaked.
She already checked us lastweek.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's funny, but that's pretty much the movie.
I mean, the movie really isjust like a slice of life about
teens growing up in the late 50sin Florida and honestly it's
pretty fucking good.
I mean, it's a very simple plotbut it's very entertaining.
Like honestly, I wouldn't mindmaking a movie like this one day
.
You probably should so talkabout the dumb cool in the world
.
What's dumb about this movie,nick?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Hmm, you know, even the dumbest things would
probably be very enjoyable withthis film.
I guess the dumbest thing islike how Pee Wee is just
actually.
I'll put that with weird, I'llput that one with weird.
I guess the dumbest thing isthey had access to debt cord,
yeah, like.
Or the fact that no one heardthem tearing away at the
(08:59):
structural integrity of theplace with the chainsaws yeah,
like you know.
I mean.
Or let's even go to the fact islike how dumb it was that you
know the guy who was messingaround with the police cars.
He was in front of a big,well-lit window where everyone
was hanging out and no one sawhim yeah, and let's, let's
elaborate on that a little bitmore.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It was also kind of weird that, um, you know, one of
the guys was in the water usinga chainsaw on the side of the
fucking foundation and theydidn't even hear the fucking
chainsaw.
Yeah, like literally right nextto the building.
Yeah, that didn't make anysense either.
You, you know.
What else was really reallyfucking dumb Was the deadbeat
dad that got out of prisonliterally was sitting on a bike
(09:41):
drinking with an underage girlon the back.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
She looked 14.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yep, and he was drinking beer and he littered
and he was a fucking knownmenace.
There was two incidents in themovie where this was bad.
Yeah, and they still didn'tfucking arrest him.
That's dumb as fuck.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I mean the 14-year-old on the back of his
motorcycle while he was drinkinga beer.
The first time they saw himshould have got him thrown back
in jail.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yep, yep and it didn't, and that was dumb as
shit.
So what's cool about this movie?
I mean, honestly, the wholemovie was pretty cool.
Obviously, the whole movie waspretty cool.
The whole movie is pretty cool,but I think the coolest part of
the movie is how they had thatelaborate plan to fuck up porky?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
yeah, no, that really was.
I mean, they really thoughtthat through.
Yeah, they really did I mean,they could have gotten shot.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, they could have gotten shot but they you know,
they had uh schwartz helpingthem and they they literally
came up with some really coolfucking ideas on how to fucking
take porky down and I reallyenjoyed that part of the movie.
I also thought the girls werepretty cool in that movie.
How they were very friendly andflirtatious and funny.
They kind of you know.
It kind of reminded me of someof the girls I went to high
school with.
I went to school with girls whowere very flirtatious like that
(10:46):
.
Sometimes they love to have funlike that.
Like if you saw them naked,they would just laugh about it
and think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, you know what I thought was cool, though, is
how like organic therelationship was with the
teenagers.
You know, like every like, youknow, these guys are just being
bros and hanging out andpranking each other and some of
the worst ways possible, andthat just felt so relatable.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, even the the guy's relationships with all the
girls.
They it seemed very natural andvery friendly.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Nothing was pushed.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Nothing was you could tell.
It was just organic.
All these actors gave off theaura that they had been.
They all grew up together and Ireally appreciate that.
The actors brought that kind ofperformance.
Yeah, like high school chums,yeah.
And then what was weird aboutthis movie?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I guess I will say the weirdest thing had to be
peewee and his, his quest forsex.
Yeah, his quest for sex.
It was like it was kind ofbothersome.
You know, it's like nobody hasever been this pathetic when it
comes to getting pussy yeah, hewas also really weird.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
He also acted really weird when he went to porky's.
He just kept talking and theguy's like get, just fucking
come in here, dude.
Like it's just like Just shutup.
Yeah, he did that a lotthroughout the movie.
He was just weird.
He was just a weird, awkwarddude.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I mean like I guess he meant well, but I can't say
he meant well because he gotreally weird when he didn't.
Uh, porky's place.
They're like that was my lastchance to get laid.
Yep, it's like porky, just goto another county and find some
(12:25):
chick.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah come on.
Come on, bro, come on I do.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I do love, though, how they made, how they made
those jokes, though, like whenhe forgot his id it's always
fucking something with you orwhen he at the end with the
rubber it's like he's like what,it's too big.
Well, I'm sorry we don't havetrainer condoms here and tied in
a knot dude, and yeah, that wasdefinitely weird.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I also thought ball breaker was weird.
Um, I will say that really likethat scene that was really
funny is when she was trying toget the principal on board oh my
god, to try to great to try tofind these guys, and then
everybody in the room justcouldn't keep it together.
That was definitely a reallyweird scene too.
Ball Breaker to me was theweirdest part of the movie.
She's a very weird lady.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
She was very odd, and what?
I thought, was funny, though,was when the gym teacher was
like maybe we should call thepolice, get one of their sketch
artists to come here so youcould describe what it looked
like, and we'll post wantedposters all over the school
saying have you seen this prick,armed and dangerous, look out,
(13:27):
Look out, but yeah, that wasPorky's.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It's one of those movies you got to watch at least
once.
I think what we'll probably dois we'll probably do a couple of
more screwball comedies likethat from the 80s.
We're going to do.
I think next we'll do Meat whichmeatballs yeah, we gotta get a
revenge of the nerds on thereyeah, we gotta do revenge of the
nerds and, ironically enough,we're gonna do a movie called
screwballs, which is anothermovie like that.
I've actually never seenscrewballs, so that'll be me and
(13:53):
nick's first time watchingabsolutely together that like
that.
That's we haven't that I, weboth haven't seen, so it's been
pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, uh, by the way, the one last thing about this
movie that frustrated me in thevery beginning peewee's mom
looks nothing like him oh yeah,I mean peewee, what you can't
roll out of bed and or likecover it up with, like your
boner up with, like a blanket orsomething I know.
Right, I love when he pulls theruler out.
You thought he was about tolike slap his dick or something
(14:20):
with it.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You know, he's just measuring it, making sure it's
bigger.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But it's not, it's the same size no, you know, it
was weird, he had that.
He had that dick, that dickmeasurement like graph, yeah so
that he pulled out of his drawerlike not porn, none of that.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No, it was a dick, a dick size graph well, I said he
should just go rub that out.
And then when he opened up, Ilike maybe he's about to rub it
out.
Nope, he's just measuring hisdick.
Totally weird.
But that was Porky's.
We may watch Porky's 2 and 3 atsome point.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
So we'll get to them eventually.
You want to sign us out?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Hey Steck Sexy Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Thanks for checking out the Dumb, cool, weird
Podcast.
We're a movie podcast now, soMovie Monday is every Monday
about crappy movies from the20th century.
It's going to be great folks.
I can't wait to show y'all.
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