Nuke Them There Carolinas & Never Trust the CIA

Everyone climb aboard the old stratofortress and let's experiment with some mind control! If you help us sell our Chia Companions, we will give you great seats to our next Broadway show! (Well, we will let you buy them at a slightly reduced price). Y'know, we love to hear from you and we are glad you here. We are also glad you chose to be such great interns here at the DUMB. To suck up to us a little more, you can follow our intern pages on social media Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube. Listen to your shift information on Spotify, Apple, Google, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts! If you want to help fund the department, contribute on Patreon or Anchor. Want to reach out? Send them an email [e-mail]