The Film Snarks: The Snark Is Reel!

“The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space."

Did you ever look up at the stars in the nighttime sky and wonder what else, or who else, might be out there?

Well that’s just one of many exciting and controversial questions our characters are forced to face this week, in a little 1997 Robert ...

"He went from dad bod to God bod!"

Welcome back to another intergalactic, super hammering, Space Viking, God slaying, and rockin’ fun episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

The wait is FINALLY over, for the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the God of Thunder have returned with the cosmic Norse God’s fourth solo outing with the hotly anticipated Thor: Love & Thunder!!

He might be over 1,500 years old, bu...

"I'm not a murderer. I've never even met the man I'm supposed to kill."

Welcome back to another heavily invasive, eye scanning, precognitive, and totally murder-free episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

What would you do if you were accused of a crime (or murder) you had not committed yet?

That is the very quandary Tom Cruise finds himself in this week, in a little 2002 science fiction  ...

" You no trouble. Me... Fifth element... supreme being... me protect you."

Welcome back to another futuristic, hover-cab drivin’, multi-passin’, and cheerfully crazy head trippin’ episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

This week, we’re taking a little break from the Summer Blockbusters and new releases to revisit a little 1990’s sci-fi action film starring Bruce Willis, which just turned 25, that has become somet...

"Good morning, aviators! This is your captain speaking. Today's exercise is dogfighting!"

The wait is FINALLY OVER!!

Top Gun: Maverick is here and it is SPECTACULAR!!!

So welcome back to the Danger Zone! It’s been 36 years since the original Top Gun took to the skies, broke all the rules and made real life Naval Aviators rock stars overnight.

And with the long-awaited and much-delayed sequel...

"I Feel The Need... The Need For Speed!"

Welcome back to another rule breaking, high octane, sweat-inducing, and testosterone driven episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

Next week marks the triumphant return to the screen of Hollywood’s real life daredevil flying ace, Tom friggin’ Cruise… in the long-belated but still much anticipated, Top Gun: Maverick, which we will be covering.

But before we get the...

"No. It is Doctor Strange. Not Master Strange, not Mr. Strange. Doctor Strange."

Welcome back to another mystifying, body-healing, dimension-altering, and universe colliding episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

Do you believe that we are made of matter and nothing more?

Would you also believe if I had told you 14 years ago, a band of lesser known B, C, and even D-list comic book characters would go on ...

"The Force is strong with him."

Welcome back to another space faring, Force-dueling, and trilogy defining episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

With the Multiverse  upon us, where endless possibilities exist, and in celebration of perhaps the nerdiest day of the year, May the 4th Be With You, aka Intergalactic Star Wars Day, just as we did last year with the original Star Wars (1977), we journey back a long time...

“The game is tailored specifically to each participant. Think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you.”

Welcome back to another birthday celebrating, life-changing, and intricately elaborate episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!

Life can be dull and repetitive. And it's so easy to wave one's birthday off as just another day.

But what do you get a man who has everything...

“Why am I Mr. Pink?”

Welcome back to another diamond thieving, identity color-coded, and blood-soaked jarringly violent episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

Have you ever listened to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's?*

It's our personal favorite, which we can’t get enough of as we head back to the early 90's to see how a little independent film made for just $1.5 million by an aspiring young...

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Welcome back to another crime-heavy, bullet-riddled, legacy spanning episode of THE FILMS SNARKS!!!

Have you ever been made an offer you just couldn’t refuse? Did you ever want to succeed your powerful father in the family business?

The term ‘Godfather’ isn't just a person who agrees to act as a substitute father in the event of a chi...

"A fool comes to town with a fistful of gold dust, and every jackass from 50 miles around lights out after him."

Welcome back to another coming of age, cattle-driving, and revenge dishing episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

Well we're back after a brief hiatus, and with that, we are officially into Spring! Warm and sunny days are upon us indeed! Even this far into the year, a lot of the world is still ex...

"I'm Vengeance."

Welcome back to another dark and serious, superheroic, crime-fighting, and riddle-heavy episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

It may have seemed like an eternity, with an extended production and two delays, but the long-awaited and hotly anticipated  Matt Reeves’ The Batman, starring Robert Pattinson is finally here!

It was about time we got a new Batman outing, right?!

So...

"I'm Batman!"

Welcome back to another superheroic, crime-ridden, and dark and mysterious episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

With just a few short days away from the highly anticipated release of Matt Reeves’ The Batman, which has been several years in the making now, which we'll be covering next week, so we thought we’d mark the occasion by revisiting a time where the excessiveness of the 1980s were...

“How the hell did this happen? How the hell did they get Air Force One?”

Welcome back to another presidential and patriotic, terrorist thwarting, and Combat In The Sky episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!

How do you picture the President of the United States of America? Who says the leader of the free world can't kick major terrorist ass?!

That's exactly what President James Marshall (Harrison Ford) do...

"If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away."

Happy Valentine's Day everyone, and welcome back to another heart-warming, 80s-infused, and endlessly delightful episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!

And since it’s Valentine’s Day,  whether you see it as a holiday that was invented to sell Hallmark cards, or you see it as a time to do something special for that very special someone, eit...

"Isn't it strange to create something that hates you?"

Welcome back to another god-playing, artificially intelligent, and ambiently isolated episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

You know, it’s funny, no matter how rich you get, shit goes wrong. You can’t insulate yourself from it. We used to think it was death and taxes you couldn’t avoid, but it’s actually death and shit.

Such is the case for our...

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

Welcome back to another insomnia-ridden, face-smashing, and anti-establishment episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

How much can you know about yourself unless you’ve never been in a fight?

Do you want to die with no scars?

We know we don't! So this week, we’re heading back to the late 90’s once more to find out if self-destruction is in fact the...

"What's your favorite scary movie?"

Welcome back to another stalker slasher, terror-filled, and genre re-defining episode of THE FILM SNARKS!!!

It's well known that there are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. And perhaps there’s no greater self-aware horror franchise that’s aware of those rules more than the SCREAM  franchise! 

So to celebrate ...