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May 23, 2025 68 mins

So. The garden is chaotic and you’ve either got guests coming, or you’re in danger of having an ever-so-mini breakdown each time you glance outside. How can you make it Bikini-Ready in a fairly short space of time?

The answer: you can’t. But you can definitely make it look decent in a one-piece.

This week, spurred on by one too many Ad-stagram promises to change your skin, hair, and body just in time for summer; AND an impending visit to Leslie’s garden by Marianne, the girls discuss some truly miraculous quick fixes to have you feeling better about the plant combos that didn’t gel, the deer ravaged hostas, and the obscene amount of ostrich fern taking over the beds.

You’d be surprised how much chaos can be contained by a few focused minutes and a bit of garden Spanx.

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