The Gentle Art of Making Enemies Full Length

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
What's the damage?
29.
29?
, fuck you.
I'm just stealing my fuckingwallet, you don't like?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
it I can take you to Thumpback.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, fine, fuck man, here's your
fucking money.
Fucking psycho.
Ugh, these fucking people.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
There's something a man despises about hitching a
ride from someone.
They feel they aren't incontrol of the situation.
But sometimes a man must facethe fact that they are the very
reason control was lost in thefirst place.
This is Noah.
He's a hyper-intelligent manwith a passion stronger than
Atlas, trying to hold up theworld.

(00:48):
His anger, however, makes himone of the dumbest fucks this
side of the Mississippi.
See, noah got in a heatedargument with his wife the night
before he decided to test fate.
Well, let's see what fate hasin store for a man letting anger
make the decision for him.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Hey, there see you hoofing it.
Looks to me like you need avehicle.
Nope, not interested.
Oh, of course you're notinterested yet I could pique
your interest really quick.
I can tell you're a man oftaste.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh yeah, can you also tell I'm about to get an
assault charge for putting yourteeth down your goddamn throat,
all righty.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Okay, I see you're humping.
It Looks to me like you need anew vehicle.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Fuck off you fuckers hunting packs.
Get a new script, dude.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Hey, hey guys.
No, no, no new script.
Dude Guys, we're just admiringthe work on your truck.
Oh yeah, oh, hey, hey, steve,answer the phone.
Gabe, what do you mean?
Yeah, four blown tires, fourbent rims, axle damage and a
dead pigeon in the grill.
The guys are gonna talk someshit.
Matter of fact, I was talkingshit with them.
Let them I make more than theydo.
The dealership isn't a placeyou want to say that too loud.

(02:17):
Nothing but vultures aroundhere.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Damn.
They tried to figure me alreadyand you turned them down.
What I think?
I'd rather be taken out backand shot.

Speaker 8 (02:26):
Well, they would still get in there, buddy, and
take your billfold.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Billfold, what are you fucking?
90?

Speaker 8 (02:31):
You're so funny, Noah .

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You still dating lick-ass Maya.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
His name is Lucas.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
And yes, I am.
Why?
What do you mean?
Because he hasn't ghosted heryet, like your brother.
Fair enough.

Speaker 8 (02:43):
Fuck you here.
Toyota's done.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Saw your truck, Noah.
How'd you manage to getquarters in the radiator?
I hit a couple parking meters.
Fuck you for asking.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Why am I not surprised?
Sure, you didn't just forget totighten the lug.
Nuts again, hardy, fucking hard.

Speaker 8 (02:59):
Hardy fucking hard and you make fun of me for
saying billfold.
Shut up, Gabe.
Are Josh and Tyler working onthe Cadillacs?

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just please make sure they don't
scratch the paint.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
I'm on it.
Good to see you, Noah.
Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yay me, what do.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
I owe you.
Well, you know I'm not 100%sure yet.
I did get you the employeediscount but it's going to take
a few days to get the rims inyour wife.
Cool with chauffeuring youaround a bit.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
We'll find out.
I kind of pissed her offalready.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
You mean with the truck or something else?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, I'm sure she already has a list of all my
offenses.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Well, that doesn't surprise me Not that I want to
but if she refuses, I'll pickyou up from work later.
Thanks, man, I appreciate it.
Gabe, it is your birthday,after all.
It was either this or listen toyou bitch and whine about it
later.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Fuck you douchebag.
Call me later.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
I don't have to fucking pick you up, bud.
I'll make sure I keep those lugnuts nice and loose for you.
I know it's the way you like it.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
You look great in an SUV, is that?

Speaker 7 (04:09):
so what's your name?

Speaker 9 (04:11):
It's Kirsten.
I can see that you look like aKristen, kirsten.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
I can see you falling in love with a guy like me,
Kristen.

Speaker 9 (04:20):
Are all of you guys dressed like a serial rapist?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh, look at you Batting for both teams.
Huh, what Shit.
It's him.
You were just hitting on me asecond ago.
Now you switch up to my fuckingwife, your wife.

Speaker 9 (04:34):
Yep, pregnant to you.
Fucking weirdo, don't get offmy car, oh.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Come on, kit, you don't want to fuck up your quota
, do?

Speaker 9 (04:41):
you shut up and get in the car.
Happy birthday, babe.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh, and what a happy birthday I'm having.

Speaker 9 (04:52):
Hey, this is what happens when you drive your
truck in a fit of rage.
Now shut the hell up and acceptthe fact that I'm saying happy
birthday at all.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm sorry, thank you, and thank you for picking me up
.

Speaker 9 (05:06):
Have you heard from Isaac yet?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
My brother.
He's probably busy doing a lineoff some dude's boner in an
Applebee's bathroom.
Run now, run better, run now.
Keep on running till the sungoes down.

Speaker 10 (05:18):
Run now, run better.
Run now, Run all day till youcan be found.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
You can outrun the devil, but you ain't gonna
outrun me.
The Gentle Art of MakingEnemies, written and directed by
Ben Gaddafi.
Meanwhile, at Noah's work, aco-worker drives him up the wall
, already having a bad birthday.
He just can't help but makematters worse.
The poor bastard will soon findout how trivial all of this

(05:51):
truly is.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
My wife and I took a little drive in the pickup this
weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh yeah, yep, we like finding bridges to drive on.

Speaker 7 (06:02):
Sounds interesting.
There's this bridge down by thezoo.
It's called the Mormon Bridge.
If you get a chance thisweekend, you should drive over
it.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
It's pretty neat, wait, the Mormon Bridge, yeah,
the Mormon Bridge, the MormonBridge is on I-680, bud what
North Omaha?
the Warrants area near PoncaHills.
I grew up out there.
What?
The Mormon Bridge?
Yes, the Mormon Bridge.
I'm pretty sure the MormonBridge is down by the zoo near
Council Bluffs.

(06:31):
It goes over the Missouri downthere.
You know there are a couplebridges that cross the Missouri
River down there.
It's not the Mormon Bridge, notthe Mormon Bridge.
My God, man, I feel like I'mplaying.
Who's on First?
What's on first?
Now?
No, who's on first, what's onsecond?

Speaker 7 (06:50):
No, never mind.
Never mind, oh, you mean thatold Babe Costello.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Are you fucking kidding me?
Lou, lou Costello, what?
Bud Abbott, lou Costello, bradAbbott, babe Costello Are you?
You can't be this fuckingstupid.
I don't think you know whowrote what's on first.
Who, who what?
This has got to be a joke, noah.
Roll call.
It's not the fucking MormonBridge, benny, I'm pretty sure

(07:18):
it is.
You're a fucking idiot.
Mr Frederick Noah called me anidiot.
He sure did.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
I'll be right outside Let me know when you're done.
That's suspicious, Jacob.
What's up?
Just take the phone call.
Who is it?
Just pick up the phone.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
If this is some birthday sing-a-gram, shit dude,
I swear to God?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
No, it's not.
You yell every year about howyou don't want anything and none
of us fucking get you anything.
Is this retaliation?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
for Benny, then I've tried to be nice to him.
It's not my fault, he'shalf-tarded.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
It's not his fault either.
You know that he had thatstroke when he was reading
Charlotte's Web.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I didn't say the whole word, I said half-tarded.
There's a big difference.
There's a big difference.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
The only thing tarted is what just came out of your
mouth.
Now pick up the phone.
Simple, jack, am I fired orsomething?
If I was gonna fire you, itwould have been a long fucking
time ago.
Then what is it?
God damn it.
Noah, just pick up the fuckingphone and take the phone.
Call, are?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
you fucking with me.
I'm I'm walking out.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
What the fuck is going on this is Noah, yeah what
.

Speaker 11 (08:57):
That happened this morning.
No, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Thank you, officer, I do appreciate the call.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Fuck, I don't know what you said.
You all right, noah, my dadjust died.
Yeah, they told me before Icame to get you.
How did he end up?
Passing An aneurysm, I guess.
Noah, if you want to go homefor the day, you are more than

(09:35):
welcome.
I can get Benny to rub his twobrain cells together and cover
the rest of the shift, noah.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Dude, I think I'd much rather just finish out my
shift, that's alright.
Don't think going home would bethe best thing right now?

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Are you sure you only have a couple things to put
away and inventory can wait.
I'm not going to have Benny doit, I'm sure.

Speaker 11 (10:00):
I appreciate the offer, man.
It's the worst thing for meright now.
It would be to go home andwallow in my own self-pity.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Whatever you want, just know the offer still stands
, and I know it's probably notthe time, but if you need to
talk, dude, I'm here.
I appreciate it, jacob, thankyou, seriously, not a problem.
You owe me a new fucking officephone, though.
Shit, dude, I'm so sorry.
Office phone though.

(10:28):
Ah, shit, dude, I'm so sorry,jacob.
I'm already tense and this justmade me fly right off the
handle.
Dude, I'm sorry.
Hey, I get it, I'm just fuckingwith you.
Anyways, I have an extra in theparts room.
Now go and make sure Bennyhasn't set the place on fire,
please.

Speaker 10 (10:38):
All right man.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Are you still sweeping?
God damn it, benny.
Well, yeah, I had your area inmind.
It's twice the work.
You know.
There's only this pile left.
What the hell have you beendoing?
Oh, sweeping.
Hey Noah, why do they call themsperm whales?
It's kind of dirty when youthink about it.
You know, I saw this TV specialabout sperm whales and they

(11:25):
said they were dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs lived on land.
So that can't be true.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Jake, I changed my mind.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Noah just got delivered some soul-crushing
news about his daddy.
Now I may not be the smartestman, but I'd say this would only
add to Noah's frustrationSeeing how he deals with
day-to-day stress.
There's a life lesson here.
Be the smartest man, but I'dsay this would only add to
Noah's frustration seeing how hedeals with day to day stress.
There's a life lesson here, butit just flies right over his
head.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Thanks, jacob, I owe you one man If you don't owe me
shit.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Just let me know if you need anything else We'll be
fine.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Better go make sure Benny didn't stick his dick in
the electric socket while youwere out Fuck.

Speaker 9 (12:32):
Alright, I'm so sorry .
It's been one hell of abirthday, huh.
Is there anything I can do?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's fine.

Speaker 9 (12:46):
No, it's not fine.
Your dad just died.
I can't imagine what you'regoing through.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, continuously talking about it isn't helping.

Speaker 9 (12:55):
Uh, excuse me, Do you want to check your tone?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I'm sorry.
I know you're just trying tohelp.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
I get it.
You don't want to talk.
I'll give you a pass on thisone.
Tell you what why don't you gotake a hot shower and I'll get
dinner going?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I think I'm just going to go grab a beer and head
to the garage for a bit.

Speaker 9 (13:17):
You do you, I'll be right here.

Speaker 11 (13:19):
You'll be waiting in the entryway.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
Oh shut it, mister, don't make me poison your food,
only if I'll be waiting in theentryway.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Oh, shut it, mister, don't make me poison your food.
Only if I can be so lucky.

Speaker 9 (13:27):
Oh hey, by the way, you have a bunch of mail.
It looks like you got a packagefrom Isaac.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Fucking wonderful.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
Oh, shut up, I'd be happy that he sent you anything.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Hey, Kirsten.

Speaker 9 (13:42):
Yeah, baby.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I love you, thank you .

Speaker 11 (14:07):
Quit being a little bitch and go listen to bad music
in the garage.
Did you miss me?
Alright, isaac, let's see whatweird bullshit you got me this
year.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
What the hell is this ?
Tampons that son of a bitch.
Here's a cupboard, Don't fuffleyou little shit, hey.

Speaker 11 (14:33):
happy birthday, Noah .

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I know how much you love to overreact, so I got you
something to help with that,open your fountain shaped gift
and get ready for a surprise.

Speaker 11 (14:52):
If there is a dildo in this tube, I'm gonna fucking
kill him.

Speaker 9 (15:19):
Hey, did you hear what the fuck happened to you?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'm still trying to figure that out.

Speaker 9 (15:25):
Looks like a stripper , farted on you.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
I'm gonna fucking kill Isaac, that's why I'm here.

Speaker 9 (15:31):
Has he called you yet ?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Nope, and he's definitely gonna get a fucking
phone call from me, though.

(15:53):
Happy birthday, fuckface Dude.
What the fuck I take it?
You got my present, dude.
I'm gonna kill you, figuredyou'd like it.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Isaac, I swear to God .

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Shut up.
You sent me a box of human shiton my birthday.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Dude, I swear to.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
God, dude, I have something to tell you.
Isaac, isaac, For the love ofGod, dad's fucking dead.
What I found out a couple hoursago.
Dad passed away this morning.
Oh my God, how Aneurysm.

(16:26):
They said he collapsed in theyard, holy shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna go talk to themortuary tomorrow to find out
when the service is.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Keep me posted.
Man, what mortuary.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
John A.

Speaker 11 (16:38):
Gentleman.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
How are you doing?
Are you alright?
I will be.
I'm still trying to process allthis and now, thanks to you, I
look like a stripper farted onme, don't you be?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
taking my lines.
Time to get a glitter bomb.
Happy birthday, I guess.

Speaker 11 (16:56):
Yeah, whoopty fucking fuck.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'll call you tomorrow.
I love you like a sister,little brother.
Okay, asshole, I'll call youtomorrow.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Sounds good man.

Speaker 9 (17:08):
So how'd he take it?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Like he didn't have a glitter bomb go off in his face
.

Speaker 9 (17:13):
Well, please clean yourself up before you come back
in.
That shit is a pain in the assto clean and I don't want it all
over the house.

Speaker 11 (17:18):
That little prick.
I'm gonna throw him in Dad'scasket for this one.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
The fuck just happened, jesus Christ.

Speaker 8 (17:49):
I got it to light, but this lighter's on its last
legs.
What's wrong?
Oh my god, are you gonna throwup?
Please don't tell me you'regonna throw up.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
I don't want to have to babysit the drunk guy.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
My dad just died.
What, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I'm so sorry, thank you.
Did you just throw a wholejoint on the ground and stomp it
out?

Speaker 10 (18:16):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 8 (18:22):
Is there anything I can do?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
God, I don't know, I think, I'm just still in shock.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
I get it.
I don't know how I'd take thatnews either, God it's just so
wild.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I talked to him yesterday.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
I will totally have sympathy sex with you if you
want.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Hey answer your phone from time to time.
Dick milk Delivery for you.
I shut off my fucking phone.
I think Isaac made someCraigslist ad with my number on
it.
I keep getting calls for somefucking fruit cup bondage
marathons.
Whatever the fuck that meanswhat.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Fucking gross dude.
I was going to call your wifeto get a hold of you, but it
seems like you need to callJesus.
Shut up.
Is this Dad's truck?
Sure the hell is.
It's amazing, the thing stillruns the way it does.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I finished his tune-up the night before he
passed, so I couldn't give itback man, this little shitbox
just needed a tune-up.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
That's surprising.
What's surprising?
It has 400,000 miles on it.
How long has he had it Since Iwas a kid?
But, damn, he did so much workon it over the years.
I think that was when I justmet you guys.
Yep, you had just moved downthe street from us.
I seem to recall your dad namedthe truck, didn't he have a
name for it?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Loretta, he could never fix this goddamn lock
though.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
You couldn't either.
Could you Honestly forgot aboutit?
It broke a couple months afterhe bought it, though, didn't it?
I vaguely remember that fromwhen we were kids.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Isaac and his dumbass friends broke it playing cops
and robbers.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
You know, I actually do remember that.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Little dickhead tried blaming me for it and I was at
the lake with mom that day Icould hear Isaac screaming down
the street.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Shit, that was hilarious, fucking banshee cry.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
The kid could shatter glass.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
Little shit blamed everything on me, yeah, but he
got busted that time, speakingof which, how did he take the
news?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
He barely said a fucking word.
Really, yeah, really, wow.
Sorry to hear that man.
You're a good friend, Gabe.
Thank you Really.
Wow, Sorry to hear that man.
You're a good friend, Gabe,Thank you.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
Thank you for grabbing this Dude, don't worry
about it.
Tom was basically my dad too.
I mean, maya and I were at yourhouse almost every single day.
I mean, your mom even had aplace at the table for us.
I was even a pallbearer at herfuneral too, and I appreciate
that, brother.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I really do.
Speaking of which, do you havetime to come to the mortuary
with me?

Speaker 6 (21:06):
I got you covered there too.
Your wife called me thismorning since you're too busy
having phone sex.
Everything is covered, I guesswhat Cost of the casket, funeral
, everything.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
How he lost his fucking life insurance when the
meatpacking plant closed.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
You got me.
They said it was an anonymousparty, so maybe somebody higher
up in the plant felt obligated,who knows?
The good news is everything'spaid for, so we just need to
organize everybody.
You down to carry the oldbastard's casket.
You know it, I can get my dadtoo.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I don't even want to call him, but I'll let Isaac
know that fucker sent me agoddamn glitter bomb yesterday
and I'm fucking pissed.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
You gotta admit it is pretty good timing.
Terrible timing.
Get the fuck out of here.
Hey, your dad just died.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Happy birthday I just found out my dad died.
I didn't think I'd end uplooking like some fucking
stripper farted on me.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Well, I laughed, oh I will be when I fucking hurt him
.
Take me back to work before youcall him.
I do not want to hear you twobitch back and forth Worse than
a couple of white girls on Cincode Mayo.
I kind of want to break hisnose.
I'm not going to lie.
Hey, just wait until after thefuneral.
Think about it.
Your wife goes into laborplacenta in the pews, me gagging

(22:21):
.
Nobody needs that, especiallyme Please.
Not funny.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Get in Loretta and shut the fuck up.
I'll drive you back to work.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
Do you want me to go ahead and fix that lock when we
get back in the shop?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Nah, it's kinda nostalgic at this point Getting

(23:05):
possession of his childhoodtruck, noah started feeling a
little better about everything.
Sometimes a man just needs toremember the good times he had
with family and get his mindclear.
Brothers always know how to getunder each other's skin, so for
Noah to slip into a better mood, daddy's truck was just the
right medicine.

(23:25):
God forbid Isaac presses anymore buttons.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
When you finally come out, we're gonna teach you so
much about how your mom's sideof the family is nuts.
If you meet a man named Chuck,run far away.
He will fill your head with themost random shit.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
Don't swear when you talk to the baby.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
How else am I supposed to communicate with him
?

Speaker 9 (23:46):
I don't know.
Write it a letter or something.
Just don't swear at him whenyou're laying on my belly.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Don't listen to her.
I'm going to teach you all theways to use the word fuck in a
sentence.

Speaker 9 (23:56):
I mean it, get your head off my belly if you're
going to talk like that.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Shit fuck camel toe ass donkey cunt.

Speaker 9 (24:05):
Ow, I warned you, knock it off.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
You tried to assault me with that book again.
I'm going to plant Isaac'scocaine on you and I will call
the sheriff.
What are you reading anyway?

Speaker 9 (24:14):
The Butcher of Bronson Street.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Sounds like a Sweeney Todd ripoff.
Is the author RL Stine oh forfuck, god damn it.
Oh, not so easy, is it?
Shut up and let me read.
Now's probably a good time totell you your mother is
illiterate, so I will probablybe the one to teach you how to
read.

Speaker 9 (24:37):
Oh my God, Did you call your brother and give him
the details?
Yet Shit Language.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Can you call him?
I can picture him ugly crying,already Suck it up and call
Isaac.

Speaker 9 (24:47):
Okay, he deserves the details from his own brother.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Fine, hello.
Hey, little brother, I got wordfrom the mortuary today.
Yeah, I guess somebody alreadypaid for the whole thing, so I'm
not going to need any moneyfrom you.
Well, that's good it works out,because I know you probably
spent it all on blow.
Anyway, why do you alwaysassume I'm this fucking
degenerate junkie dickhead?
Well, when you spend all yourtime posting pictures of you
smoking weed on Instagram theamount of posts I know you don't

(25:26):
have a job.
Great detective work OfficerDippy.
How do you know about myInstagram?
Anyway, you use a flip phone,kirsten shows me when you upload
your onesie photos.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
Quit picking a fight.
Just tell him what he needs toknow.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Sorry, it's alright.
What?
No, I'm talking to my wife.
It's alright.
What?
Noah, I'm talking to my wife.
Wake is on Friday, funeral's onSaturday.
Just make sure you're here byThursday.
I'll buy you a suit.
Why would you buy me a suit?
Uh, you're gonna be apallbearer so you need to look
sharp.
I can't have you dressed like.
You're high on molly, noah,don't argue, isaac, it's a

(26:00):
funeral.
We need to match anyway.
So I'll get it.
It's fine, noah, I'm not coming.
What?
I can't?
What do you mean?
You can't?
It's Dad's funeral.
I don't know if I can handleanother parental funeral.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I know you aren't going tounderstand.
I just feel I would crumble ifI were there.
I wouldn't be any help.
So let me get this straight.
You refuse to go to yourfather's funeral because you're

(26:22):
afraid of how it's gonna makeyou feel.
I knew you weren't gonnaunderstand.
Oh, I understand.
This is the most self-centeredbullshit I think I've ever heard
.
I'll send flowers, isaac.
I swear to Christ, if you donot come to this, I'm gonna bury
you with him.
He fucking hung up, the fuckingprick hung up.
Oh shit, here we go.
Oh, I'm gonna kill him, I'mgonna fucking kill him.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
Remember when the counselor told you to sit and
breathe when you're upset?
I'm not upset, I'm pissed.
Baby, calm down, sit down andput your arms above your head.
Noah, it's gonna be okay.

(27:03):
You hear me?
There's no need to worry aboutIsaac at the moment.
We're gonna get through this.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
No.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
That spoiled little shit is not gonna skip out on
his father's funeral.
Noah, I'm gonna go get him Forfuck's sake, noah, he's 700
miles away.

Speaker 9 (27:27):
Don't you dare leave this fucking house right now.
Kirsten, I am sorry I have to.
Noah, you asshole, I don't wantyou driving pissed off.
That's why your truck is in theshop in the first place.
Noah, I'll be back in a day orso.
Fuck, are you gay or something?

(27:56):
Fuck, they're both fuckingassholes.
Son of a bitch, mm, mm, mm, mm,mm.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

(28:44):
Oh, what the fuck?
Holy shit Fuck dude.
What the?

Speaker 8 (28:48):
hell, God.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh my God, there's bloodeverywhere.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
You deserve that.
I hope you know that I'mfucking bleeding.
Dude, I have your attention now, though don't I?
How the hell did you get inhere?
The window was open.
Could have fucking knocked, broI did on your face.
Notice the pain you'reexperiencing.
The window was open, youcould've fucking knocked, bro I
did on your face, Notice thepain you're experiencing.
Fuck, it's definitely broken.
Fucker, fucker, ugh.
Hold on, hold on, stop.
Oh shit, oh shit, calm down,that's my brother, fuck.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
Your brother.
Yes, what kind of fucked upFight Club family is this Fuck
man?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I think she broke a fucking rib.
Good, I hope she did.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
God damn it.
I'm fucking leaving.
This shit is too weird for me.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Family reunions can be tough, especially when your
face collides with yourbrother's fist.
Noah and Isaac can never seemto get along.
A death in the family you'dthink would bring unity.
These two don't have theemotional capacity to brush
things off.
They're polar opposites thathave one thing in common they're

(29:52):
both assholes.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
You got an ice pack.
If I did, it'd be in thefreezer now, wouldn't it?
I'm using a steak you don'tknow how to cook anyway.
You're literally just trying toadd insult to injury.
I had no idea your nose couldbleed so much.

(30:24):
You owe me new sheets, dude.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Sorry about all this Dahlia.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
Call me later Isaac.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Sorry for scaring you , darling.
Don't even start, Noah.
I'm not your darling dickhead,well what should I call you then
, dahlia?
Why did I ask Isaac, can youhurry the fuck up?
How's your back feel?
She's cute?

(30:56):
Did you meet her in the policestation?
Do not be an asshole for twofucking seconds.
Only if you tell me what herasshole looks like, is it
bleached?
Oh, fuck off.
Noah, no, fuck you.
Now pack a fucking bag and getin the goddamn truck.
Why does it matter so much if Icome or not?
You don't even fucking like me.
No, I love you Because I haveto, but this isn't for you and I

(31:16):
.
This is bigger than us.
Here comes the guilt trip.
This is for Thomas Peterson,our father, the man who bent
over backwards for us, hisentire life yeah well, so did
Mom, and we respected her with aproper funeral.
Now we're going to do the samething for Dad.
You inconsiderate, prickInconsiderate.
You just broke into myapartment Because you refused to
come home.
What's your point?

(31:36):
My point you just assaulted mein my bed and scared Dahlia half
to death, to the point she hadto defend me with a fucking
baseball bat.
That's my point, you mook.
You have women fighting allyour battles for you, mama's boy
.
I'm surprised you remember thisone's name.
Oh, fuck you.
No, fuck you.
Now go pack your stuffedanimals and your Taylor Swift
CDs so we can go.
No one uses compact discsanymore.

(31:57):
Dude, dude, I don't give a shit.
You were absolutely psychotic.
You know that you drovethroughout the middle of the
night to come kidnap yourbrother.
For what?
To prove a point To who?
Yourself?
You want to be real carefulwith your next few words Isaac,
oh, what Can?

Speaker 7 (32:11):
the big strong man not handle a funeral by himself.
Get bent.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
That's it, fine, I'll go pack a bag you happy.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Jesus Want me to find some Prozac while I'm at it.
What was that?
Nothing, love you.
Whoa hold on.
Is this Dad's truck?
Yep.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
How did you get it?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
It was awarded to the son who wanted to go to his
funeral.
Is that comment necessary?
Yep, you know this trip wouldbe a lot easier if you quit
being so fucking confrontational.
Is that the Denver pussyspeaking?
Are you going to tell me how tofocus my chi?
Shred some gnar.
Sticky, sticky dickhole bro.
It's sticky gnar.
You know what?

(32:59):
Never mind, whatever, it allsounds like a circle jerk to me.
Forget, I spoke.
I usually do.
Why are you taking Highway 30?

(33:21):
The speed limit's like 55.
I thought you'd appreciatetaking the long way home, since
you were so adamant on notcoming home in the first place.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Doesn't mean I want to sit in a silent truck with my
loving older brother.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Can we at least turn on the radio in this shitbox?
No, why not?
I just drove 700 miles in atruck with over 400,000 miles on
it, at an average speed of 100miles an hour.
So, so I want to take thestrain off the engine on the way
back.
I need to listen to it.
I'll just keep talking.
Then Do that and I'll hog tieyou and throw you in the bed of

(33:54):
the truck.
The rest of the way Seems a bitexcessive.
But okie dokie, point taken,can we at least stop for
something to eat?
I'm starving.
Nope, we'll grab some porkgrains on the next stop.
We have plenty of time, man.
Let's stop for one meal.
You probably haven't eatensince last night either, I'm
sure kidnapping builds up anappetite.

(34:18):
I think you have a mouse, acookie, what, no, no, what.
What the fuck are you talkingabout?
Oh Jesus, save me from this man.
Noah, I know you're tired.
I can see the luggage underyour eyes.
It looks like you're flying toBeirut.
Food will probably help keepyou awake for the drive.
You're probably right, I'llstop at the next town.

(34:40):
Thank you, we wouldn't be inthis situation if you would just
have agreed to come home.
Not my fault, you're fuckingmental.
Want to bet I got 50 bucks onyour uncanny ability to avoid
saying you're wrong.

Speaker 10 (34:53):
Look, we will stop but if you try anything funny,

(35:26):
I'm gonna zip tie you to thepassenger door.
All right, uh.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
What the hell are you doing?
Sending a text With a flipphone To whom?
My wife.
What does it matter?
It matters because the constantbeeping of your archaic phone
is driving me up the fuckingwall.
What are you trying to type?
I'm telling her we're going tobe home by 3 pm tonight.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Sent.
She knows when we'll be home.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
What?
Why are you looking at me likethat?
What are you doing with mywife's number?
What?
What the hell are you doingwith my wife's number?
I asked for pictures of herbeeve.
Relax, dude, it's mysister-in-law.
You jealous bastard.
Of course I have her number.
I don't know why I'd be jealousof a man who picks up lot
lizards named Dahlia.
Whatever dude, that chick's hotas fuck, not too bright, though

(36:37):
you know, dahlia is the symbolfor dignity.
What of it?
Well, not too much dignity in athree-day dick-bender with your
dumbass.
You really want to pick a fightin public right now.
What's the matter, isaac?
You afraid somebody's going tooverhear that you've got herpes.
You're such a dick.
At least my dick is diseasefree.
Does it make you feel bettersleeping with those loose women?

Speaker 7 (36:59):
You're just pissed.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
You got your ass kicked by a 100 pound woman.
She came out of the shadowslike the goddamn bear Jew and
hit me with a baseball bat.
I wouldn't necessarily say thatwas a fair fight.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Repeatedly.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
You forgot to say repeatedly Whatever, at least
I'm not sleeping with Tweedledumbass like she is.
It's frightening how funny youthink you are.
Look, I got breakfast.
You get the tip.
I'm gonna go use the restroom,finish your food, pay the tip,
check the oil in the truck.

(37:33):
I'm gonna be a minute.
Yes, sir Rick.

Speaker 10 (37:47):
Is this food okay?

Speaker 4 (37:48):
This'll do just fine, darling.
Thank you.
How are you honey?
Oh, I've had better days.
My rig broke down just outsideof Colton.

Speaker 8 (37:57):
Well, ain't that just a pit?

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Yes, ma'am, I'm hauling machine parts that have
to be delivered on location byThursday.
Sounds like your only mechanicin town is booked for the next
couple days.

Speaker 8 (38:07):
Yeah, there isn't much around here, so Tommy gets
pretty busy with the highwaytraffic.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Seems like.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Well, you got any recommendations for recreation
around here.

Speaker 8 (38:19):
Well, we have a dancer's club, the Wintergreen
Wallaby, and we have a couple ofbars, but that's about it.

Speaker 11 (38:27):
I'll be sure to check them out.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Thanks again, Darlin.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Oh, the things you hear while eavesdropping Did you
check the oil, yep, all good.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
Do you even know how I probably should have asked you
before I had you do it?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I know how to check the oil.
Yep, all good.
Do you even know how?
I probably should have askedyou before I had you do it.
I know how to check the fuckingoil.
Noah, what the fuck did you do?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
What.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
What the fuck did you do to the truck?
This truck is almost as old asdirt and you think it's my fault

(40:36):
?
Fuck, did you stick fruit inthe tailpipe or something?
I didn't axle fully?
The fucking truck, noah, areyou seriously checking for fruit
, isaac?
Are you seriously checking forfruit?

Speaker 9 (40:53):
Isaac Noah.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Dude, I swear to God, what did you do?
It's a 40-year-old truck.
Shit's bound to happen, notwhen Gabe just worked on it.
Fuck, maybe he forgot something.
Son of a bitch.
Calm down, dude.
You're sabotaging little shit.
I leave you alone for tenminutes with the truck and now
it won't start.

(41:15):
This is fucking great, justfucking great.
Call a mechanic.
It's Little America.
I'm sure even Granny Maeserving up grits in there is a
fucking mechanic.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
The woman's built like a Buick.
Have her come out and take alook.
Quit being a fucking smartassand look up a shopper on your
fucking phone no service, sorry.
You just texted my wife.
I got lucky.
It went through.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
Just go inside and ask Fuck.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Two days.
You can't look at it any sooner.
I have to get to my father'sfuneral.
Yeah, I appreciate it, brother.
We're at the Highland Motel atby, yeah, yep, just by the diner
.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yep, room 9.
Thank you, bye.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Great Stuck with Captain Dirty Dick.
You know, I'm genuinelyimpressed with the durability of
that phone after having you asan owner More reliable than my
brother.
Great joke, bill Burr Wasn't ajoke.
Whatever man Sounds like, we'restuck here for a minute or two.
Huh, stop reminding me, dude.

(42:29):
I'm gonna go take a shower andthen call Kirsten to come get us
.
Don't fuck with my toiletries,what like?
I'm gonna piss in your shavingcream or something.
Your dick's small enough.
You wish R Kelly.
What about the truck?
R Kelly did the pissing.
Wait what?
Oh Jesus, I'm having a Bennyflashback.
Look, I can pay for whateverneeds to be done and get it

(42:54):
after the funeral.
Kirsten's stuck doing all theprep work for it and we gotta be
there to help her.
Neato, it's your fault.
We're in the mess in the firstplace.
My fault, how is it?
My fault, dude?
I told you to check the oil andall of a sudden the truck won't
start.
I can't prove it, but you knowyou had something to do with the
sabotage of the goddamn trip.
I appreciate the trust you havein me, dude.

(43:18):
Whatever I'm jumping in theshower, you should call her now.
What?
Yeah, call Kirsten now, beforeyou forget why I want to hear
her rip you a new asshole.
You call her, remember you haveher number.
Nah, I'm good on that.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
She scares the shit out of me.

Speaker 11 (43:55):
That's what I thought, what I'm gonna kill him
, fuck this.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
I don't know if the mind trick is used on this place
.
But if he tries that shit on meI'll fucking brain him.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
He has to be adopted.
He has to leave.
There's so fucking many of thePeterson genes in that asshole's
body.
I wouldn't be surprised if he'sa bastard son of Ted Kaczynski.
Why the fuck do I care?
Why do I even care about it?
I'm coming to the fuckingfuneral.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
If it doesn't give a shit, why should I?
Why am I standing here talkingto myself?
I always talk to myself whenI'm hungry.

Speaker 11 (44:40):
I should just eat something.
How the fuck will that littlefuck find a place that's open?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Hey.

Speaker 11 (44:53):
I had a thought.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Shit when the hell did he go now?
Oh great, what the hell doesthis note say?
Dear Fuckface, as rivetinglistening to you shower may seem
, I decided to get out of theroom and find a bar.
Love you Go, fuck yourself.
Fucking little bastard, what'dI get?

(45:19):
Yeah, where's the nearest bar?
Hey, have you seen a goofylooking guy?

(45:42):
Bruises under his eyes from abroken nose?
Looks like he plays GeorgeMichael on repeat.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
Never mind, I can hear his mating call down there.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh, you totally should Ever been to Denver.
It's amazing this time of yearCool in the city, cold enough in
the mountains to still ski orsnowboard.
Ah, shit, shit, shit.
Here comes my brother who, getup, we're leaving, no dude.
Here comes my brother.
Hello, get up, we're leaving.
No dude.
I'm talking with someone.
I met a friend.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
I don't believe I've actually caught your name.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
You are.

Speaker 8 (46:18):
My name is Harmony.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Of course it is Harmony.
That's a gorgeous name.
My name's Isaac.
This is my older special needsbrother, noah.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
Nice to meet you.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Let's go, dude.
I'm talking with Harmony andhaving a drink.
I'm not leaving.
She's gonna drug the shit outof you and harvest your kidneys.
Let's go.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
Oh, oh, no, I'm a vegetarian.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
What in the actual fuck?

Speaker 8 (46:44):
It means I don't eat meat.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Congratulations, Isaac.
She's dumber than the last one.
You need some Xanax orsomething, bro, here have my
beer.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Maybe a miracle will happen with a little booze and
you'll have a come-to-Jesusmoment.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
So what do you do for a living Harmony?

Speaker 8 (47:00):
I'm a dancer.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Oh, that's cool.
What kind Ballet Cheerleaderfor the cowboys, maybe a backup
dancer for Beyonce.

Speaker 8 (47:09):
No, no, no, I dance at the wintergreen wallaby this
hurts to listen to.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Don't mind him, he's a Neanderthal.
Wintergreen wallaby that's acool name.
Why do they call it that?
Probably because theirc-section scars make them look
like fucking marsupials what thefuck, noah?

Speaker 11 (47:25):
hey, you can't talk to my regulars like that buddy.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I am so sorry.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
I'm gonna go sit over there.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
There's a pole in the corner.
You can dry hump.
You want me to play some?
Color Me Bad.
Oh my god, just stop.
Yeah, you're right.
She probably only dances to WAPDude, would you shut off the
dick switch for thirty fuckingseconds.
Oh, shut up, I just saved youfrom an itchy urethra.
You're like an asshole fuckingrobot Must insult everyone.
You can thank me later.
Let's fucking go.

Speaker 11 (47:50):
That's probably a good idea, buddy.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
No, we're not leaving yet.
Yes, we are.
No, we're good, he's good,you're good, right.

Speaker 11 (47:57):
All right, get out of line again.
You gotta go, buddy.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Noah, our dad just died.
I want to drink about it, andthis is how I grieve.
If you want to go back to themotel, by all means have at it.
Hey, can I get a beer and twoshots of whiskey please?
Same thing for both of us.
Sure thing, we are going to sithere and have a couple drinks.
I don't trust you.
We need to go back to thefucking motel.
Look, bro, we are stuck here.
We might as well make the bestof it.

(48:22):
We can celebrate the life of agreat man.
Dude, you just want to getdrunk.
Well, yeah, don't you?
When was the last time you hada drink?
When you wrecked your truck?
Why does it matter?
Easy, there, Hulk.
I'm just saying you probablyneed more than that one beer.
You just slammed.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Think about it while I hypnotize you with this beer.
You're stuck in a small townwith a man you hate.
Your dad just died.
You have nothing better to dowhile you wait for the truck to
be fixed.
You have a tiny penis.
You must drink about it.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
Think about it, Fuck it.
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah, that's the spirit.
Look, I'm sorry I bailed.
I just needed out of the motelroom.
I was feeling a bitclaustrophobic.
Well, don't get used to thisplace.
I don't want to be here allnight.
Cheers.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Cheers to Thomas Peters.
We remember a great man not intimes of darkness, but we
remember him in the light, forhe was a Short and sweet Alright
To Dad.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Can we have two more over here?
Oh fuck, yeah, yeah, hold on,I'm coming.

Speaker 11 (49:48):
Hold on what?
Yeah, I had a chance to take alook at your truck this morning.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Oh, sorry man.

Speaker 11 (49:58):
What's wrong with it ?
Well, nothing actually.
I saw the ignition wire wasunplugged.
Oh really.
Yeah plugged it back in,started right up.
Here's your keys.
I've got my boy to follow mehere so you don't have to come
to the shop.
That kid is like eight.
Yeah well, you've got to learnsometime, huh.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
God bless small towns .
I appreciate it, man.
What do I owe you?

Speaker 11 (50:21):
Not a thing, man, don't worry about it, just want
to make sure you get back intime for your daddy's funeral.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it no big deal.
My condolences to you and yourfamily.
You have a blessed day, sir.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
You too.
What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 7 (50:53):
Wake up.
I'm awake.
What the fuck is the matterwith you?
Is that shaving cream?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
How the hell do you know how to unhook an ignition
module A?
What Ow?
Stop fucking hitting me, dude.
What the hell is the matterwith you?
The mechanic just dropped offthe fucking truck Shit, so you
admit it.
I didn't want to come in thefirst place.
Why not Help me understand thisridiculous bullshit?
Funerals are a pointless ritualfor the living.
Everyone just gets together topat each other on the back and

(51:20):
brag about how well they knewthe deceased.
It's about paying respect tothe deceased.
No, it's about parading aroundthe living and one-upping each
other with who had the betterstory.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Oh, you knew Bernie for ten years.
I knew him for seventeen and ahalf.
Yeah, well, I watched him beborn because I was in the room.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Nobody actually gives a shit about the deceased, it's
just everyone one-upping eachother because they're fucking
dicks.
You fucking finished, are you?
I have shaving cream in myfucking eyeball, isaac, you
fucking Neanderthal.
It's our father.
Fuck everyone else there.
It's about him and only him.
I will not sit by and let youdisrespect him like this.
Fine, fuck it.
I knew you wouldn't get it,you're right.

(51:58):
I don't Explain it to me, Ialready have.
What I do get is that you are apallbearer.
If you do not come, you screwedup for the rest of us.
I'm still coming, aren't I?
I don't know, are you?
You just woke me up byassaulting me again and expect
me to have another fucking fightwith you?
I'm not doing this first thingin the morning, dude.
Fine, I'll pull the truck overon the side of the road later
and I'll beat your fucking ass.

(52:19):
I'm gonna go load the truck.
I fucking, I fucking hate you.
Love you too, dickhead.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
With the truck working right along the road,
again, the ultimate game of catand mouse is going to ensue.
Leaving these boys unattendedcan have dire effect on
someone's mental fortitude.
Just ask Kirsten, the poorwoman has had to pull these boys
apart with a broom more timesthan a dog sniffing another
dog's ass.

(53:05):
Noah has never trusted Isaac.
Isaac can't sneeze withoutbeing called Judas, but that, my
friends, is kind of justified.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
What are you looking for?
A napkin for you?
You look like you forgot toclean your chin.
What, oh there they are yeahyou look like you did some
sexual favors for the hotel room.
Reminds you of making theDean's List in college there.
Sasha Gray here.
Let me see your phone.
I'll take a picture.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Here.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
There's nothing there .
There sure isn't, but Idistracted you long enough.
Oh shit, what is he doing?
I don't trust this fuckinggorilla.
Fuck, he's coming.
Lock the door.
Lock the door.
Lock the door.
Are you serious?
You broke the lock when we werekids, Dickberry.
It hasn't worked in years.
How would I know that you brokeit?
What the hell are you serious?
You broke the lock when we werekids, Dickberry.
It hasn't worked in years.
How would I know that you brokeit?

(54:32):
Fucking?
let go dude Since you like tosabotage things like a Bond
villain.
You are no longer allowed toleave the goddamn truck, so you
zip, tie my left hand to thedoor.
Yes, what if I have to piss?
There's an empty bottle thereby your feet.
If you have to go, stick yourlittle willy in there.
My apologies, are youpost-operation?

(54:56):
I'll get you a shiwi while I'minside, unless you would prefer
a diaper.
You know this is literalkidnapping, right, I know, and
it's kind of exciting.
I'll grab you something to eatwhen I'm inside.
Watch your feet Asshole.
What the fuck man Noah straightup lost his shit.
What the fuck just happened.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
Phone call.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Get the fucking thing .
Call for help you, son of abitch.
Oops, fuck, I missed it, angryPrego Kirsten.
Fuck I missed it, angry Grego.

Speaker 9 (55:32):
Kirsten.
No answer.

Speaker 8 (55:35):
Well, that's not good .

Speaker 9 (55:36):
When was the last time you talked to them?
5 pm yesterday.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
Either Isaac's dead and Noah's just trying to find a
place to hide his body orNoah's got his phone up his ass
again.
Yeah, I kinda like this photo.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
Try calling Isaac.
He's always on his phone Gluedto it.

Speaker 9 (55:50):
Jesus, All this work for a man who used to pronounce
my name Kirsten oh tell me aboutit.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
He always called me Mia.
Drove me crazy.

Speaker 9 (55:57):
Don't get me wrong.
I loved the old bastard, butpreparing for someone's funeral
while his two boys are outfingering each other has me a
little pissed off.
Speak of the devil.
Hello, Kirsten Isaac.
Where is Noah?
Noah's?

Speaker 6 (56:13):
fucking lost it.
Okay, Turn it on speakerphone.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
He left me in the truck and zip-tied me to the
door handle.
I'm pretty sure he's buying ashovel and finding a small child
to take the blame when heburies my ass he what.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
Zip-tied me to the fucking truck.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
What did you do, Isaac?

Speaker 8 (56:25):
Who is that?
It's Gabriel.
Who the fuck is that?

Speaker 9 (56:30):
It's Maya Maya, like Maya Maya.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yes, now what the fuck is going on?
Well, kirsten, your husband hasgone nuts and zip-tied me to
the truck door.
How many times do I have?

Speaker 9 (56:40):
to say that why did he zip-tie you to the door?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Because he's three whippets shy of being mentally
handicapped?

Speaker 8 (56:44):
I don't know he, he's obviously handicapped, I don't
know, he totally did something.

Speaker 6 (56:47):
Oh, guaranteed.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Why would you assume I did something?

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Isaac, we know your family, we know you.

Speaker 9 (56:58):
That silence is the sound of guilt.
Isaac, Fuck you guys.
Call the police.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
I'm being held against my will.
I think that's a little moreimportant.
Where are you guys?
I think on Highway 30 somewhere, maybe Julesburg.
What does it?

Speaker 6 (57:10):
matter Highway 30?
Why didn't you take theinterstate?

Speaker 1 (57:12):
How many people am I talking to?

Speaker 6 (57:14):
There's three of us, but why take Highway 30?
The speed limit's only 55.
Pete, who the fuck is Pete?
No, this is Gabe Isaac when areyou back Now?

Speaker 8 (57:24):
who's this?

Speaker 10 (57:24):
Maya.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
My ex -Maya.
Well, this is awkward Isaacfocus.

Speaker 9 (57:29):
What the hell is taking you guys so long, jesus,
kirsten, take me off thespeakerphone.
All I want to know is if youguys are on your way back yet,
why are there so many people atyour house?
I heard like nine people buttin Because we are going through
photos for your dad's funeral,something that you two dickheads
should be doing right now.
And and they all had to listenin.
God damn it, kirsten, you keeptalking like your brother.
I'm gonna break your nose.
Well, lucky for me, noahalready did that.

(57:51):
What?
Why?
You know what?
Just don't answer that.

Speaker 8 (57:55):
What happened?

Speaker 9 (57:56):
Uh, apparently Isaac's nose is broken.
What, how?

Speaker 6 (58:01):
He collided with Noah's fist, I would presume.

Speaker 9 (58:03):
You boys get back here in one piece.
Do you hear me?

Speaker 7 (58:06):
Tell that to your crazy-ass husband.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Who.
Let's get back here in onepiece.
Do you hear me Tell that toyour crazy-ass husband?
Who are you talking to and whythe hell do you look like you're
farting in the?

Speaker 9 (58:14):
air vent.
I mean it.
Do you both want to learn howto spell eunuch?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
It's your wife.
She wants to know how to spelleunuch.
What E-U-N-U-C-H?
She's a fucking literary major.
What the hell is she asking?

Speaker 9 (58:28):
Just quit fucking around and get home safe.
I am done playing mother to acouple of baboons.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Why are you on the phone with my wife Easy there,
psycho.
She wanted to know where wewere.
Oh, here I got you some food,heads up, oh, I love them.
You hit me in the nose, I'mwell aware.
Give me the phone.
Fucking dick.
Oh God, I think I'm bleedingagain.
Hey, baby, we'll be home herein a few hours.

Speaker 9 (58:53):
I promise, just quit fucking around and don't let
Isaac near any mechanical parts.
Sure thing, I love you.
I love you too, children.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
They're both children .
Hey, give me your knife.
No, what am I gonna do?
Stab you.
I don't know how hard you'recoming down on whatever fucking
drugs you've been on.
Yeah, give me the knife so Ican kill us all.
I wanna cut myself free.
Noah, I'm still strapped to thefucking door here.

(59:30):
I want this back, thank you.
So Maya still hangs out with youguys.
Well, yeah, she's Gabriel'sstepsister.
Just because you two stopdiddling each other doesn't mean
we're going to kick her out ofour lives too.
So she hangs out thereregularly.

(59:51):
I guess why.
I'm just curious.
Oh, do you miss her?
Shut up.
Good luck with that.
Yeah, she's got a boyfriendanyway, doesn't she?
Some prick named Lucas?
The guy needs to be hit by afucking Buick.
Really how Well.

(01:00:11):
I would imagine someone wouldpress their foot on the
accelerator really really harduntil it couldn't go down any
farther, and they aim for him ashe's crossing the fucking
street.
Dude, you know what I mean?
He's super controlling.
He talks down to her.
It's that kind of shit.
I'm surprised Maya hasn't laidhim the fuck out yet.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
So sounds like they're breaking up soon, then,
huh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
You don't stand a chance, queef McQueen, why not?
Why not you ghosted her?
You honestly think she wouldtake you back after you just up
and left her for Colorado?
Yeah, good point.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Good point.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
I'm agreeing with you .
Still, funny, I fucked up.
I know that Fucked up isputting it lightly.
What's that supposed to mean?
Isaac, you quit your accountinggig with the city to become
some junkie Instagram model.
Your detective skills areamazing.
You're doing great.
Okay, here's what I know.
You do not work, you do not paytaxes.

(01:01:11):
All you do is snowboard and gethigh.
You contribute nothing tosociety and you rub it in
everybody's fucking face.
That's seriously how you viewmy life.
Yes, why?
I just told you why.
No, why do you think that'swhat I'm doing with my life?
Because that's how your lifereally is.
So I'm just some unemployed,fucking snowboard junkie.

(01:01:32):
You know how much a season passon the mountain actually is?
I'd imagine free if you givethe right guy a tug in the
parking lot, never mind.
Where's that sandwich?
God, this looks like shit.
Is this thing even edible?
I eat them all the time.
You'll be fine.

(01:01:53):
You've also eaten canned dogfood.
When you were drunk, dude, Ithought it was tuna.
Tuna doesn't smell and tastelike fart.
Noah, fine, I'll eat thesandwich.
Mmm, just as good as dog food.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
get anything else?
Nope.
What?
No, I did not.
No chips, anything Nope, I atemy sandwich in the store.
I got one for you and a coupleof sodas.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Here, here you go champ.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Gee, thanks, no problem.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Well, you have a few, but who's counting?
Am I right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
God, you're hysterical.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
I know God gave me a gift?

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
He gave you crabs.
And now, if you be a?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
good boy and stop talking, I'll get you treated.
The next stop oh fuck you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Oh, fuck you.

Speaker 9 (01:02:59):
I swear to God that those two are the worst together
.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
So Noah broke his nose and zip-tied him to the
truck.

Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
How much of that is bullshit though.

Speaker 9 (01:03:08):
My guess is none of it what.
They have always had a fuckedup relationship.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Fucked up is putting it mildly.

Speaker 8 (01:03:16):
Well, I knew they argued all the time, but I
haven't heard of anything likethis.
Isaac never mentioned anythingwhile we were dating, at least.

Speaker 6 (01:03:23):
Oh god, the stories I could tell you.
Isaac ain't gonna mention much,because usually it was just him
getting his ass kicked.

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
Really.
Yeah, Gabe is right.
Well, that explains why he wasso dead set on watching John
Wick movies when he would comehome from a family function.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Eh nah, he's probably just watching Taibo
infomercials.

Speaker 8 (01:03:47):
Shit, it's Lucas.
I have to leave.

Speaker 9 (01:03:52):
You know, it's not a good sign that you become
depressed when your boyfriendcalls you.

Speaker 8 (01:03:56):
No, he just gets a bit pissy when I'm not with him,
you mean he's an asshole.
I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 9 (01:04:04):
He deserves a severe beating.
Maya.

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
Whatever I'll call you guys later.

Speaker 9 (01:04:12):
Maya come here.

Speaker 8 (01:04:18):
What Kirsten?

Speaker 9 (01:04:19):
I'm just gonna throw this out there.
I totally know a guy with a pigfarm, if you ever need him to
just disappear.

Speaker 10 (01:04:37):
Would you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
please stop that.
You know, I think that's thefirst time I have ever heard you
say please.

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Gold star for me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Fucking stop If we can turn the radio on.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Put your headphones on or something I would if you
gave me time to grab them.
I'm gonna drive this truck intooncoming traffic if you don't
fucking stop.
So radio you wouldn't be ableto hear anything anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
but static we're out in the middle of nowhere.
I'm just gonna keep doing thisthen.
Dude, see if there's a gun inthe glove box so I can blow my
fucking brains out.
Hey harmonica.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I could make a song for us.
I'd rather listen to a dograping a dying rabbit.
Oh my god, what Booty, fuckinglicious, booty, what Licious.
You know, booty, licious.
That rapper from the 90s thehell's it doing in the glove box

(01:05:51):
?
It's probably yours from whenwe were kids.
I would have beaten me forlistening to it if I were dad.
We have to put this in, pleasedon't.
Oh, shut up, it's going to beterribly great.
I said no, what are you fuckingstupid?
You said please don't.
There's a difference, like thedifference between a broken
finger and a broken nose.
You've already had one of them.

(01:06:12):
Fine, I'm just going to playthe harmonica.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Never learned this thing, so this should be
riveting.

Speaker 10 (01:06:22):
Jesus God.

Speaker 7 (01:06:28):
My name is Noah and I'm a huge prick, and everyone
around me thinks that I'm a hugedick.

Speaker 10 (01:06:40):
Hey.

Speaker 7 (01:06:41):
My name is Noah and I think I'm tough and I'm really
just a power bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
That just likes it rough, jesus Christ, alright.
That just likes it rough, jesusChrist, all right.
Put in the fucking tape.
Nice, perfect song.
I'm going to rewind it.
Jesus, I remember this stupidshit.

(01:07:08):
Oof, that doesn't sound good.
Hopefully it eats the tape.
Oh, calm down, you grumpy gut.
Oh sweet baby Jesus, just letit play, hold on.

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
I'm starting the song over.
It'll make it Look.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
There we go.
What I want to listen to isnext dude, are you ready for
this shit?
Look at that butt, big ol' butt.
Look at that butt.
Ha ha Ha.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Come on, man, you singing this in public's
probably going to get you put ona list.
Ha, come on man.
You singing this in public isprobably going to get you put on
a list.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Oh come on, man.
Ha ha ha, look at that butt.

Speaker 7 (01:07:59):
Big old butt.
Come on, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I know, you know the words Just buck buck.

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
Ha, ha Come on oh man , I just died.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
This is fucking great .
You don't remember this, jesus.
Oh my them thighs.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Watch it for where they hypnotize.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
You got another word, dude.
Look at that butt, the big oldbutt.
Look at that butt.
There you go, you sourpuss, bigthat butt, the big ol' butt.
Look at that butt.
Ha ha, there you go, yousourpuss, big ol' butt.

Speaker 11 (01:08:35):
Look at the butt.
Look at the butt.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
alright.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
This little girl just ain't in the race.
Isaac likes it right in theface.
You, motherfucker, ain't norace.
Isaac likes it right in theface.

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
You motherfucker, but , but, but, but but, but.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Dude, this song is fucking killing me right now.
I love this.
Oh, holy shit.
Noah Lake McConaughey, we haveto stop.
No, we're on our way home.
I'm not stopping.
Oh, come on.
We used to go there all thetime as kids.
We have to stop.
No, we're on our way home.
I'm not stopping.
Oh, come on.
We used to go there all thetime as kids.
We have to go.
Why?
Because you have some stupidsong reminding you of our
childhood.
That's precisely the reason Iwant to stop.

(01:09:17):
What better way to remember?

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Dad than to stop at our old camping grounds.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Well, don't think too hard, the exit's coming up.
Stop talking, let me think.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
One mile Just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Fuck it.
There you go.
This is gonna be fucking great.
Don't make me regret this,isaac.
What is there to regret?
When was the last time you gotto do something like this, dude?
I'm just saying, you alwaysfind a way to make things more
difficult than they need to be.
What?
No, I don't.
No shenanigans, dude.
Come on, I'm not going to doanything.
Dude, I mean it.

(01:10:03):
No fucking around.
I promise, no fucking around.
All right, then.
I cannot believe we're hereright now.

(01:10:25):
I know I've been here sincewhat?
96?
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
I'll race you, you little dick, fart, dick.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
He even runs like an idiot.
You dropped your cocaine.
What?

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
Fucking mook you alright.
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Good, Because I'm not taking you to the hospital.
You can at least help me upjerk-off.

Speaker 11 (01:11:17):
You know what?
Look at this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
I see it.
This is still breathtaking.
You remember buildingsandcastles over there, of
course.
So much fun.
Dad would help us make moatsand bridges, and Mom playing
Godzilla.
She did what she would stompall over the castles when she
wanted us to get into the water.

(01:11:42):
Oh my god, I completely forgotabout it.
That crazy lady and you wouldcry.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Mom, this is my masterpiece.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
Is that an attempt to make fun of my childhood speech
impediments?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
I'm seriously speechless, that you think I
would do something stupid likethat.
Funny, hey, just be happy.
Our parents took the time andthe money to get you to speech
therapy.
They, they bought me a slap tothe face anytime I'd say
something incorrectly.
These were good times, man, thetime before you hated me.

(01:12:13):
Oh, stop the poor pity meroutine.
I hated you long before youever became a poster child.
We are here, though.
Let's just enjoy it Just for alittle bit.
I want to get home before it'sdark.
Why so soon?
A pregnant wife at home who iseight and a half weeks along and
is a continuous ball of joyEmphasis on the cunt.

(01:12:36):
I'm gonna tell her.
You said that, be my guest,she'll slap you first.
Yeah, good point.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
It's almost as if mom and Dad are here with us.
You feel that, yeah, actually Ido Love you like a sister.

(01:13:21):
Little brother, that's Kirsten.
The hell, is she calling you?
Did you leave your phone in thetruck?
Shit, if she's being themagical C-word, I don't even
want to talk to her.
Yellow, why the fuck doesn'tyour brother answer my calls?
Well, I'm 70% convinced he'sgay, so that could be a
contributing factor.
You know, he grabbed some oldman's breast in the rest stop

(01:13:42):
bathroom.
Saw it with my own eyes.
Isaac, seriously, I'm notfucking around here.
Wow, sorry, he's right next tome.
He probably just left his phonein the truck.
What's she saying here?
Just talk to her.
I'm gonna go piss by the theway she's in a great mood.
Hey, babe, you need to startkeeping your phone on you at all
times.
I'm sorry, pulled over, got out, stretched our legs.

(01:14:03):
When are you coming home?
That's all I care about.
What about world peace and allthe hippie commie bullshit?
You don't care about that.
Noah, not in a joking mood?
Huh, noah, just answer myfucking question Seven hours,
jesus, where are you?
We're just outside, ogallala.

Speaker 9 (01:14:19):
Honey, it's five hours from Ogallala.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
But I'm taking Highway 30, which is about 20
miles an hour slower.
Yeah, well, you were supposedto be home yesterday.
Kirsten, I'm trying to get agiant baby with an Oedipus
complex to come home.
It isn't the easiest thing todo.
Come on, he's not that bad.
He sabotaged a fucking truck.
What do you mean?
He's not that bad.

Speaker 9 (01:14:37):
He did what?
Wait, you know what?
I don't care, I didn't call toargue what argument.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
It's a fact he's a 35-year-old emo kid.

Speaker 9 (01:14:46):
Then hogtie him and throw him in the back of the
truck.
Problem solved.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
That actually is not a bad idea.
Just get home safe, please.
I'm back on the road now, verygood.

Speaker 9 (01:14:56):
I love you.
I know I'm back on the road nowAlright good, I love you, I
know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
You, what Sorry, I love you too, babe.

Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Now get your ass back home before I lock you both out
.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Shit, dude.
What's going on?
We were enjoying the moment.
Yeah, well, that moment's over.
Here's your phone.
Get in the truck.
I don't know what the fuck isthat.

(01:16:15):
What is what that?
I don't hear anything Bullshit.
What did you do?
What is what that?
I don't hear anything Bullshit.
What did you do?
What did I do?
You went to piss and nowthere's a fucking weird noise.
You're blaming me again.
Of course I'm blaming you.
What the fuck did you do?
I don't know.
Did you check the tailpipe?
Dude, I hate you so much.

(01:16:41):
Seriously, what the fuck didyou do?
Where the fuck is the harmonica?
The air intake, dude, I'm gonnafucking kill you, seriously,
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Oh, shut up.
It's funny Zip-tying aharmonica to the air intake.
Come on now.
How the fuck do you know aboutcars?
Well, the Ottomo car wasinvented by a German man named

(01:17:02):
Sven Ousterfausch.
Isaac, I'm serious.
Dad used to show us how to workon cars all the time.
Or have you forgotten that?
He showed me how to do that?
Shit?
You were too busy trying onmom's clothes.
You are fucking delusional, fuckyou.
I was right next to you when hegave you those lessons.
How else would I know how tounhook the fucking ignition
module?
I just assumed.
You jumped in like an ape andyanked on the first thing.

(01:17:23):
You fucking saw what is withyou?
And assumptions?
I don't just assume everything.
Ha you automatically assume I'mthis dipshit Colorado junkie
with no job.
I don't assume it's the truth.
What you know of me is a shadow, noah Bullshit.
You quit your job with the city, which was a great fucking job,
cashed in your 401k and youmoved away to do fuck all.

(01:17:44):
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Not technically, nottechnically.
Get the fuck out of here, noah.
I am a fucking millionaire.
Oh, bullshit.
I wrote a book called theButcher of Bronson Street that
teeny-bobber bullshit that sitson my wife's nightstand.
Fuck off, yes, thatteeny-bobber bullshit.
Nice try, isaac.

(01:18:05):
That book doesn't say writtenby Isaac Peterson, it's some
author, pj Williamson or somestupid shit.
Rj Staker, I used a pseudonym Icall bullshit.
How, how the hell are you amillionaire from writing one
fucking book?
Well, for one, it became abestseller.
That doesn't make you amillionaire.
You're such a fucking liar,isaac.

(01:18:25):
No, but investing a portion ofthe profits does.
I took a big chunk of theprofits from the book you don't
believe I wrote and I investedit into the stock market, the
stock split, and I made afucking fortune.
Then I had a buddy dealing withoverseas trademark rights and I
fucking made a shitload ofmoney off of that.
That's what made me amillionaire, you miserable dick.
Wait, you buy other people'strademarks in other countries

(01:18:46):
and charge them money to selltheir own fucking brand.
Yes, there was a lot of moneyin that shit.
That's fucking low, superfucking low.
It's not low, it's fuckingbusiness.
Business.
It's scamming someone whoworked hard for the right to be
rich.
If they're too dumb not totrademark their name in a
foreign market, they deserve toget charged.
Congratulations, you have becomea world-class piece of shit.

(01:19:10):
Good luck with the blood money.
Well, fuck you.
Good comeback.
You fucking reprobate.
You're a fucking joke, dude.
I'm a fucking joke.
Refer back to your businesspractices, dude.
Who do you think paid for Dad'sfuneral, that so-called blood
money?
Who do you think was paying forDad to live those past two
years?
Sure as shit wasn't the fuckingslaughterhouse.
They fired his ass and closedthe doors, didn't even fucking

(01:19:31):
look back.
Why are you telling me this now?
We're brothers.
We're supposed to trust eachother.
Trust each other.
That's a fucking laugh.
You haven't trusted anyone sinceyou cheated on your wife.
Hey, we have moved past that.
We are doing counseling once aweek because of my fuck up.
I admitted it, I fucked up.
That was two years ago anyway.
You're the one that diddledsomeone else.

(01:19:53):
I told you we have worked onour marriage.
Now fucking drop it.
You haven't moved on at all, youmoron.
You are constantly angry.
You piss and moan abouteverything.
You think everyone is out toscrew your wife.
You blame everyone for shitthat you caused.
You are a miserable prick.
What the fuck's that supposedto mean?
Comes a point in every man'slife they need to realize
they're chasing their own tail.

(01:20:13):
Riddle me this dickhead.
Have you ever manned up andtaken responsibility for any of
your actions?
Have you, like I said, youblame everybody but yourself.
God forbid the words I'm sorryever spew from your fucking
mouth.
Half the shit you've done to mein the past two days renders an
apology.
Is that what you want?
An apology?
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're such a fucking cunt.

(01:20:34):
Oscar nominee Noah Peterson, isthat how you apologize to
Kirsten?
You better fucking stopbringing my wife's name into
this.
There hasn't been a thought inyour mind that your wife got
revenge, what you know.
I wouldn't be the least bitsurprised if there was another
man's baby brewing in her bellyright fucking now.
Fuck, dude, I'm sorry, I didnmean it.

(01:20:56):
I was crossing the line.
Seriously, dude, I'm sorry.
I was getting pretty heated andI was just trying to get under
your skin.
That's it.

Speaker 8 (01:21:12):
I didn't mean anything?

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
That fucking harmonica Whoa, jesus Christ.
What the fuck are you doing,dude?
Slow the fuck down.
God damn it.
Noah, are you trying to fuckingkill us?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, jesus Christ, you're gonna
give me a heart attack.
Fuck.
Get out of the fucking truck.

(01:21:35):
You nut bar?
I said I was sorry.
Get out of the fucking truck,you bitch.
Oh shit, I really pissed himoff, are you serious?
The lock You're a lot dumberthan I fucking thought.
Get the fuck out.
Fuck you the seatbelt.

(01:21:57):
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, god damn it.
Get up.
Fuck.
You.
Wanna be a fucking tough guy.
Get the fuck out.
I'm not gonna fight you.
Noah.
Hit me pussy.
Noah, stop Hit me.
You are a fucking psychopath.
You wanna see fucking crazy?
You fucking cunt Fucking.
Stop, just let me hit you.

(01:22:18):
Come here, you fucking cuntFucking.
Stop, just let me hit you.
Come here, you fucking baby,stand still Fucking headlock.
You fucking pussy.
Are you done?
Fuck you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
You need to calm down , I'm gonna fucking kill you
when you let go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
How about now, uncle, uncle, oh, big man, had too
much.
You're tapping.
Now Do you see what happenswhen you lose your temper?
I didn't want to do this,asshole.
Why do you have to solveeverything with fucking
confrontation?
You bitch and moan abouteverything, but look where it
gets you, motherfucker.
I didn't get you a shot to thedick.

(01:23:03):
I'm done.
I've had it with you this trip.
This fucking truck, I'm fuckingout.
I'm going home.
Good luck with your fragilemasculinity and a broken nose.

(01:23:23):
Bitch, go right ahead, fucking,leave.
Nobody fucking wants you thereanyway.
You've been a coward yourentire life.
Why should Dad's funeral be anydifferent?
Run away like you always doabandon us all.
That's what you fucking good atbullshit you left to fill your

(01:23:50):
own selfish fucking fantasies.
It's the truth.
Mom's death fucking destroyedme.
She was my world, dude.
I couldn't fucking take itbeing in the same city.
She died in Everything shetaught me about life, about
women.
She was my fucking mother.
Oh, fuck off.
You barely said a word at herfucking funeral.
It's like you couldn't fuckingbe bothered.

(01:24:12):
Seeing her put in the grounddestroyed me in ways I can't
even put into words.
Noah, it fucking destroyed me.
I had a breakdown that involveda shitload of whiskey and
thinking about blowing myfucking brains out.
I wanted to get far away fromanything that reminded me of who
she was and I just I had tojump ship.
She was my mother, too, and Iwas going through the exact same

(01:24:36):
thing, and the only person Ifelt would get what I was going
through abandoned me.
He just fucking vanished.
Dad was there, but he was goingthrough his own loss with the
love of his life.
I needed my goddamn brother,the only goddamn person that

(01:24:56):
would fucking understand myplight.
And you blab, you could havecalled you fucking idiot.
You think Dad's funeral is anydifferent?
I'd eat my goddamn brother andyou'd refuse to go.
How do you think I feel I can'tbury another parent, not after
Mom, not after how itobliterated me.
Why the fuck do you think Icame to get you?

(01:25:19):
You honestly think I can dothis alone?
Fuck you and your goddamn ego,afraid of how it's gonna make
you feel.
What about how I feel, noah, youaren't the only one hurting.
I'm fucking dying on the inside.
Our father is dead.
He's fucking dead.
There is nothing either of uscan do to change that.

(01:25:40):
I can't just come back with asmile on my face and shake hands
with dad's old pals.
The world is crumbling aroundme and I don't know what the
fuck to do.
Bitch, I have kids coming intothis world in a few weeks, so
I'm about to be a dad and theonly person I knew who would
come show me how to be a goodfather is fucking dead.

(01:26:02):
I'm fucking scared.
Isaac, oh, come on, don't tryto guilt.
Trip me with this shit.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
Guilt trip you motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
I have a wife that is dealing with all of this
bullshit on top of beingpregnant.
I have to comfort her and suckup my dealings, because the
moment I break down, the wholeentire ship goes down.
Now I'm fucking losing itbecause of you and I'm afraid I
may not be the man I need to befor my fucking family.
How the fuck am I supposed toknow what to do with my life,

(01:26:33):
with my son's life?
I have no idea what to do and Ijust need my goddamn brother.

Speaker 11 (01:26:51):
Get up, I don't need your help.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Just get in the fucking truck.
If I were a betting man, I'dsay neither of these boys wants
to apologize.
If you've ever had brothersyourself, you understand.
Fuck you, fuck you, if youunderstand.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Fuck you that harmonica was a terrible idea.
You're not staying here, dude.
What?
Find some shithole motel orsomething.
You're not staying here.
You're serious.

(01:27:47):
It's Dad's death.
You are not welcome in my house.
Whatever, man, I'm fucking gone.

Speaker 9 (01:28:07):
Oh my god, what the hell happened to you.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 9 (01:28:11):
Why is your face bruised and where's your brother
?

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
I told him he couldn't stay here.

Speaker 9 (01:28:15):
Noah what happened.

Speaker 11 (01:28:18):
I'm going to go lay down.

Speaker 9 (01:28:19):
What the hellah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
I'm gonna go get him no, do not let that in this
house.
Well, tell me what happenedthen.
He's a selfish little prick.

Speaker 9 (01:28:27):
There is no place for him in this family anymore noah
, your brother, is standingthere at the edge of the
driveway.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
And.

Speaker 9 (01:28:46):
And he's your brother .
Get off your ass and let him inKirsten.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
this is something that I'm going to be very firm
on.
Isaac is not welcome in thishouse anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:28:55):
Well, why won't you tell me what happened then?

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
I don't want to talk about it, Kirsten Well, what?

Speaker 9 (01:28:59):
happened to your face .

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
I cut myself shaving Please stop.

Speaker 9 (01:29:04):
You just want to lay there and wallow in your own
self-pity.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Look, what happened is between Isaac and I.
Now please just drop it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
Stop, don't look at me like that.

Speaker 9 (01:29:17):
I beg your pardon.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
I'm sorry, babe, I love you, I love you so much,
but this is something I have tostand very firm on.

Speaker 9 (01:29:27):
Well, is he going to be at the funeral?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
I don't give a shit at this point.

Speaker 9 (01:29:30):
Then what the hell was the point of going to get
him?

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
I needed a brother.
What I brought back was afleshy patch of selfishness.
What?
My brother's not there anymore.
He only cares about himself, solet him care about himself.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
I'm done.
Their daddy's funeral is justaround the corner and in the
moment, death seems to remindyou of your life.
It ain't that bad.

Speaker 9 (01:30:03):
Something tells me they'll be just fine.
Wow, I didn't expect such aturnout.
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
My dad was a social whore.

Speaker 9 (01:30:10):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Oh yeah, his buddies were our babysitters uncles, big
brothers.

Speaker 10 (01:30:19):
The man knew everybody in town.

Speaker 9 (01:30:22):
So you think he'll show.

Speaker 10 (01:30:23):
Who.

Speaker 9 (01:30:24):
Isaac, you thick fuck .
Think he'll be here I bet youthe baby's name.

Speaker 11 (01:30:29):
He doesn't show up.

Speaker 9 (01:30:31):
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
You really have faith in that walnut?
He has the morals of a kid onTikTok.
He probably films himselfgiving food to homeless people.
Oh look how good I am.
Somebody pat me on the back.

Speaker 9 (01:30:43):
Whatever, I'm holding you to that bet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Deal Jerry Reed Peterson, if it's a boy.

Speaker 9 (01:30:49):
Brenner Cole.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Brenner.

Speaker 9 (01:30:51):
Sounds like a sandwich.
Oh, it does not Ask Gabe, gabeYo.

Speaker 5 (01:30:57):
Come over here.

Speaker 9 (01:30:58):
Stop, it's your father's funeral.
Quit yelling.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Hasn't even started.

Speaker 9 (01:31:02):
He's not going to play your little game.
Anyway, this is where you wantto be when Jesus comes back.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
I'd rather be in Vegas.

Speaker 6 (01:31:08):
Okay, good luck with that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Yo ho ho bro-stachios Gabe does Brenner sound like a
sandwich Brenner?

Speaker 9 (01:31:16):
Gabe, please don't humor him.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
No, just answer the question.
Does Brenner sound like?

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
a sandwich.
Well, I immediately regretwalking over here, guys.
What's this about?

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
We have a bet and if I lose, we name the child
fucking Brenner, nope.

Speaker 9 (01:31:32):
I'm out Ha Told you it was worth a try, thanks, for
nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:31:38):
Gabe no problem, dickity, dickhead.

Speaker 9 (01:31:42):
Holy shit.
I hope you realize I'm namingour baby Brenner.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Sandwich.
There's no way, I'm telling youWell, you just lost a bet.
Look You're shitting me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Wow, he looks like shit.

Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
Ow Be nice, you both look like raccoons, god damn.

Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
It's my father's funeral.

Speaker 9 (01:32:06):
Hey, you're in a holy place.
If you talk like that, again,I'm divorcing you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
If I were only so lucky.

Speaker 9 (01:32:12):
You couldn't afford the child support.
You degenerate.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Quiet down.
Quiet down everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
We'll begin once everyone finds their seats.
Quiet down, quiet down everyoneWe'll begin once everyone finds
their seats.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Isaac started this whole fucking thing.
By the way, Shh.

Speaker 9 (01:32:26):
I don't care, just let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Thank you all for coming.
Everyone, we are gathered heretoday not to mourn the death,
but to celebrate the life ofThomas Peterson.
God has taken him at a time ofhis life that was unexpected for
all of us.
We will miss Thomas, but ourburden is not as heavy as his
two boys, noah and Isaac, whoare here today to bury their

(01:32:58):
father.
Just five years ago, they wereburdened.
Who are here today to burytheir father?
Just five years ago, they wereburdened with the tragedy of
burying their mother, sharon,noah, isaac, we are all here for
you.
Your family has been a pillarin this community and you too
are our family as well.
Just know that Thomas andSharon will be joined again,

(01:33:21):
leaving their eternal love herefor eternal life in heaven.
I have been asked for theeulogy to be given by his son,
isaac Peterson.
I cannot think of a betterperson to give a proper speech,
isaac, if you please.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
You know, I thought about giving the stereotypical
speech about life lessons,experiences we had funny
anecdotes.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
What have?

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
you.
Nobody wants to hear that.
That's every funeral.
Seems like everybody else hasthat under control.
I'm pretty sure I saw Dad'sfrat buddies in the back doing
beer bongs when I walked in.
So there's that Having a goodtime, Bill Hell.
Yes, in the back doing beerbongs when I walked in.
So there's that Having a goodtime, Bill Hell.
Yes, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 10 (01:34:06):
There's your shout-out.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
I was trying to figure out what to say here
tonight while being in a drunkenstupor.
You know it's the Peterson way,I suppose, but it really didn't
work out the way I hoped.
I ended up with a broken nose,bruise on my face and a
pissed-off brother.
What I have found out abouttrying to write a eulogy for
your own father is that weremember a great man not in
times of darkness, but weremember him in the light.

(01:34:34):
He was the epitome of a fatherteaching Noah and I a multitude
of lessons.
Thomas Peterson lived his lifenot only how he saw fit, but how
he wanted others to live.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
A gloating man is a man who has a minuscule portion
of what life is about.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
The man who has nothing is a man who finds
everything in something.
Fear will never overpower, butmerely be motivation to stay one
step ahead, ensuring thefeeling having everything truly
feels like everything.
A man who has everything has nofear in letting go.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
My father motivated us to be the same.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Live in the moment, but learn through your mistakes
to find a way to keep the momentalive.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
Our father was a wise man.
He was a great husband to ourmother and an even better father
.
One can only hope people had alife as rich as ours.
He gave us everything.
He may not have given us thematerial possessions a kid
desires.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
but he gave us strength, discipline, courage.
He gave us everything we neededand we gather to thank you, dad
.
Our hearts will always befilled with the love you showed
everyone in this room.
I hope you and Mom are happyand I wish you the best.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
I'll be thinking of you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
Thank you.
Thank you, Isaac.
I will now read from 1Thessalonians, 4, 14 through 17.
Man Isaac did good.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
For since we believe that Jesus died and rose again,
yeah, he actually did.

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
God will bring him those who have fallen asleep.
For this we declare to you bythe word of our Lord you okay
bud.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Yeah, I'm good, I'm just letting everyone enjoy
themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
You can join.
Nah, I'm alright.
I still need a bit.
Besides, everyone would just dothe I'm so sorry for your loss
bullshit.
I'm not in the fucking mood forthat.

Speaker 6 (01:36:46):
Good point.
Well, let's do a shot Of what.
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking a bomb of somesort, a little pep in the step.
Come on, let's get some liquidcrack.
I'm all right, dude, all right.
You're sitting there talking toyourself like an old man.
You're doing a bomb.
Let's light the world on fire.
This is our night.
That's an odd example, but fuckit.

(01:37:07):
I'm in there.
You go, let loose.
We got the whole night ahead ofus.
Let's celebrate your dad.
Let's burn the world down.
Hey Nate, two Vegas bombsplease.

Speaker 11 (01:37:17):
Sounds good, coming right up.

Speaker 6 (01:37:20):
Isaac.
Look man.
I know it's tough, but we'reall here for you.
So Maya and I grew up with yourdad too.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
Yeah, I know I do appreciate everything you've
done, Gabe.

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
You do the same brother.
When times are tough, we gottastick together, otherwise
everything just falls apart.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
Yeah, sometimes I think it already did fall apart.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
Man, stay positive.
That's just part of life.
But at least now your dad'swith your mom, yeah, maybe,
maybe, dude, your mom was asmoke show, no doubt your dad
got laid first thing Wonderful.

Speaker 11 (01:37:54):
Now I have the image of my parents diddling in my
fucking head.
Here you go, guys On the house.
Sorry for your loss, Isaac.
See what I mean.
What did I do to piss you off,man?

Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
No, nate.
Nate, You're good, he's justbeing a dick.
Stop being a dick and take yourshot.
You're starting to sound likeNoah.

Speaker 11 (01:38:07):
Sorry, nate, I'm just being pissy, just trying to
serve you some drinks To Thomas, to Thomas.

Speaker 10 (01:38:16):
I'm like who the hell?

Speaker 9 (01:38:26):
Noah, you should go talk to Isaac.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
Why he's fine.

Speaker 9 (01:38:30):
He just lost his father.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
So did I Look at him.
Though he looks fine, Besidesthe beauty mark I gave him, he's
a picture of hell.

Speaker 9 (01:38:38):
Yeah, he gave you one too, Just go talk to him.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
I talked to him the entire trip here.
The man is a boner killer.

Speaker 9 (01:38:45):
Your analogies are fucking awful.
Just go over there and saysomething to him, please.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Fine, I'll go over there and I'll call him a cunt.

Speaker 9 (01:38:56):
No wait, Don't go over there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
What the hell do you want me to do?
Stay, go, fuck myself.

Speaker 9 (01:39:01):
Maya is walking over there.
So so his ex-girlfriend, who heghosted and moved to Colorado,
is walking over there.
Whoop-de-fuck, she might punchhim.
I kind of want to see this,holy shit good point Dude, I
know that was.

Speaker 11 (01:39:14):
They were like I'm out, Gabe can.

Speaker 10 (01:39:16):
I have a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:39:19):
Whoa, whoa, I'm trying, sure, sure, hold on,
alright, I'm gonna go have asmoke.

Speaker 7 (01:39:35):
Hey, thanks for coming, Maya.

Speaker 8 (01:39:37):
Your dad was a big part of my life too.
I wouldn't have missed this forthe world.

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
Just know, I do appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (01:39:43):
So how are you?

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
I'm all right, as good as a man who just buried
his dad, fair you.

Speaker 8 (01:39:51):
I'm good I'm staying busy.
I work with Gabe in the shopnow.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
Oh, fucking A.
You were always good with cars,so that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Is that sarcasm?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You taught me so much about mycars I don't even think I have
the right to make fun of you.

Speaker 8 (01:40:04):
This is true.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Oh, I told Noah, dad taught me, so just a heads up.
We were in an argument.
He'd never let it down if Itold him it was you who taught
me how Afraid of.

Speaker 8 (01:40:12):
Noah Hell.
No, I just don't want to hearhim speak.
You two are something else.
I heard about the fights.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
Noah made himself out to be the martyr, I'm sure.

Speaker 8 (01:40:28):
As usual, he's got a knack for that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
So how are things, or whatever.
I'm not good at small talk atthe moment.

Speaker 8 (01:40:37):
Isaac Peterson being short for words now, this is a
first.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Yeah, I know my brain's all scrambled and I'm
pretty sure I left my backpackin Noah's truck, so that has me
a bit disheveled at the moment.

Speaker 8 (01:40:49):
Well, you are a pretty forgetful person.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
Not usually.

Speaker 8 (01:40:53):
You forgot to bring your girlfriend with you to
Colorado Ew.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Ouch Too soon.
Can I say too soon there?

Speaker 8 (01:41:01):
Since it was five years ago, I'd say no, I just
chose the wrong time to bring itup, though.

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
Eh, go ahead.
I fucked up and deserveeverything you have to say.

Speaker 8 (01:41:10):
No, it's been so long and tonight isn't the night.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
And another night is.

Speaker 8 (01:41:16):
Look, I didn't come over here to fight.
I just wanted to say mycondolences and see if you were
alright.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
I appreciate that Maya Truly.
You take care, isaac.
You too, maya.

Speaker 8 (01:41:29):
Thank you for coming.
Hey, I'm going to a show at RedRocks in a couple months.
I'll be around for a coupledays, would?

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
you want to get lunch or something, I'll go with the
option or something.
What does that entail, though?
Does it?

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
involve a Steely Dan CD you sinner.

Speaker 8 (01:41:43):
Seriously, I would like to meet up with you and
chat when I'm out there, and I'mnot sure how long you're going
to be in town, so I figured weshould talk out there.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
I would love that.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
Maya, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:42:00):
Maya, shit, I have to go.
Come here now.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Who's that great big ball of joy?

Speaker 8 (01:42:05):
Currently my boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
Currently.
Huh, well, you take care, maya.
It was good to see you, I meanit.

Speaker 8 (01:42:13):
Take care of yourself , alright.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
What the hell do you think you're doing here?

Speaker 8 (01:42:22):
Paying my respects.
What does it matter?

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
He's your ex.

Speaker 8 (01:42:26):
His dad just died.
Am I just supposed to saynothing to him?

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
I forbade you to go to the funeral in the first
place, let alone the barafterwards.

Speaker 8 (01:42:35):
And I remember telling you to get fucked.
You don't remember that part.

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
You're coming home right now.

Speaker 8 (01:42:41):
Gabe and I grew up with the Petersons.
I'm just paying my respects.
What's the big deal?

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
I'm serious, let's go .

Speaker 9 (01:42:48):
Whoa whoa, what the fuck is going on.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
Mind your business.

Speaker 9 (01:42:52):
Well, when you're yelling at your lady in the
middle of a bar, it becomeseverybody's business Lucas we
will talk about this tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
No, you're coming home right now.

Speaker 9 (01:43:01):
Shit.
Noah and Isaac are staring youguys, oh hell no, you put your
hands on me again.

Speaker 8 (01:43:07):
you and I are gonna have a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
Worse than the problem we have right now.

Speaker 8 (01:43:10):
You are an angry, jealous, controlling asshole who
throws a temper tantrum when hedoesn't get his way.

Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
Don't you talk to me like that again.

Speaker 9 (01:43:21):
Oh shit done fucked up, Lucas, they're coming.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
I told you stay out of this.

Speaker 8 (01:43:27):
If you ever touch me again, I swear to God Whoa, whoa
calm down, calm down, get thefuck off me.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Get the fuck off, it's me, god damn Shit.
The fuck off me, get the fuckoff.
It's me, god damn Shit.
It's me.
Where the fuck is Kay, maya,maya, maya, calm down, calm down
, look it's over.
Hey, look at me, it's over.
Look, you made him cry.
That wasn't fair.
That wasn't fair.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
You fucked him up, Maya Fuck him.

Speaker 9 (01:44:01):
This way, babe, don't worry about him, you fucking
dick.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
Whoa, what the fuck did I just miss?
You ever watch bumfights?
Maya fucking destroyed thisdude.

Speaker 6 (01:44:12):
No shit, I heard something from outside, but I
wasn't sure what was going on.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
Look, he's still right there on the ground, I
think she broke a rib.

Speaker 6 (01:44:20):
Come on, buddy, come on, let's get up.
I'll walk you up Wrong personto pick a fight with buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
You okay, get out of my way.
I'm calling the cops.
Good luck with that.
You swung first Steve.
Steve, who the fuck is Steve?
Well, you are See.
I didn't think it was importantenough to know your name, so I
just kind of picked one.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
You see, steve, there's an important lesson to
have learned here, and it seemsto be written on your face.
Get out of my way.

Speaker 11 (01:44:49):
Yeah, good looking out, brother Nate, two whiskeys.
What the hell happened to youguys?
You guys okay.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Yeah, the one who started the fight just got
escorted out, you guys.
Good, I don't think he's comingback, nate.

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
All is well.

Speaker 11 (01:45:16):
Good man, I don't want that shit in my bar.
Two whiskeys, double the price,you guys fucked around way too
much.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
Thanks, Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
Your ex is one tough broad dude.
She sure as shit can handle herown, that's for sure.
Not gonna lie, man, totallythought she was gonna hit you
earlier.
Hit me why I was watching fromacross the bar.
Oh, thanks for the privacy.
Dickhead, you're at a bar.
You have no privacy.
Everyone is looking at everyone.

(01:45:48):
Whatever man, you want anothershot, fuck it why not.

Speaker 11 (01:45:52):
It's the last night of drinking for the foreseeable
future.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Hey Nate, another round please.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
It may not seem to be to the untrained eye, but they
finally got over their bullshit.
All it took was witnessing asavage attack and, fucked up as
these two may be, they're livingin high cotton.
The death of their daddybrought them back together.
Noah's about to be a daddyhimself, and Isaac was able to

(01:46:21):
conquer his fears.
Isaac and Noah still have along way to go Before they learn
about the world, but blesstheir hearts for trying.
These are my boys.
I love them and I'm proud ofthem.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
You know you're still an asshole.
Are you gonna pay foreveryone's drinks, since you're
rich?

Speaker 5 (01:46:42):
now, oh, fuck you, fuck you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
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