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June 24, 2025 26 mins

So there I was, sitting in a Turkish barbershop in Vienna, conducting an invisible orchestra with my hands while trying to explain how I wanted my hair cut. Twenty minutes later, I walked out looking like I'd lost a fight with a lawnmower – and that's when it hit me: we're approaching this whole universal language communication thing completely backwards. Here I am, a non-native English speaker hosting a podcast about building a better world... in English. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a linguistic knife, but it perfectly illustrates the trap we're all stuck in.

This episode dives deep into why English became the global lingua franca (spoiler: it wasn't because of superior grammar), how universal language communication could actually work through constructed international auxiliary languages, and why the future might need its own tongue. We're talking about power, oppression, connection, and the beautiful chaos of linguistic diversity – because if a simple haircut can turn into a communication disaster in multicultural Vienna, imagine what's happening in boardrooms, hospitals, and diplomatic meetings around the world. The goal isn't to replace languages but to create a universal second language that belongs to no one and everyone, designed for equity rather than empire.

Key Points:

  • English dominance isn't neutral – it comes with heavy colonial baggage and gives native speakers an unearned advantage in international settings, affecting everything from job interviews to diplomatic negotiations
  • Constructed languages like Esperanto offer a solution – imagine a universal second language designed for clarity and equity, supplementing (not replacing) local languages while preserving beautiful linguistic diversity
  • Universal language communication could transform global cooperation – from medical emergencies to climate negotiations, having a language designed for understanding rather than historical conquest could make us better at solving planetary challenges

This is the article the episode is based on: https://iandebay.com/the-good-system/why-we-need-a-universal-language/

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Chapters

  • (00:00:00) - The Future of Language Is in Your Hair
  • (00:03:59) - The Problem With English
  • (00:08:39) - A Universal Language
  • (00:17:48) - A Universal Language
  • (00:22:27) - A Universal Language for the Future
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