February 24, 2025 • 107 mins
This week we celebrate Tab's birthday with special guests Aaron and Shanna from I HAD to Say It as well as Fitz and McShane from Whiskey Hell Podcast!! This is definitely one you won't want to miss. We played a game called Buzzed and OMFG did it go off the rails. This is for sure one of our biggest NSFW episodes. We had an absolute blast with this one. Thank you to our dear frineds for coming to celebrate Tab's birthday. We love you all!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
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Speaker 3 (00:44):
Off to.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Nights the Nights.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
What's up, Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to a brand new
episode of the Graves tap Room Podcast, my birthday episode.
As always, I am one of the co hosts the
trash Can Tabby, and with me as always is my
wonderful husband Mike, who just celebrated his birthday. Happy belated
(01:25):
birthday again.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But normally I roast him at this point, but I'm
going to roast myself so I can't deny that I
made a lot of mistakes when I was younger. I'm
older now and can make different yet several more mistakes.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Still can't talp the one where you married me.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Any hoodles.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Uh, yes, that was the biggest mistake.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I want to do a quick shout out to some
people real quick, and then I'll introduce the guests and
we'll continue the conversation we're having behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Absolutely, so you've put conversation though, because there was like
fourteen thousand.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
The uh, we'll go with the Edging one or whatever
it was Edging. Sure? What so you put together a
birthday video for me?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Did I on our YouTube channel?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I love it? Yes, you can check it out on
our YouTube channel. And I just want to shout out
everybody that was involved in it. Uh b word mish uh,
the boys at Seismic Cinema, Zach's Like Cozy, the Pornstash Podcast,
Aaron and Shawna, ty Lindsay, Pete Shelby, Michayla, my mom
and dad and my grandmother, fits Amos, Jeff, Brian Daniels,
(02:34):
aj fits Hefe hefe Hefe, Frank and Roman oh oh
and McShane shane and mcshane's and whiskey.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Hell yeah, that was from all three of us.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
So no, McShane, that was because you Frigo.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Welcoming. Our wonderful guest for this evening is Fits and
mcshade for Whiskey Hell and Aaron and Shata from I
had to say it, Hey, WHOA just a piggy back
off of what was what Mike was talking about. So
on Whiskey Hell's latest episode, if you haven't listened to it,
(03:11):
go listen to it now because this is fantastic. It's
a two hundredth fucking.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Episode and it was a great Yes, congratulations on the
big two hundred.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yanks.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
I I you know, I never thought i'd be two
hundred years old, but here we are.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, you look wonderful for two Thank you, and you're still.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Pulling Social Security fits. It's fantastic.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Well played mix Shane nice.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
So, I don't know if you actually left it in
the end of the episode or not, because I haven't
made it that far in my podcast list, but you
said Mike's name twice and then completely forgot about me,
and then Fitz was like, oh, Tabby's here.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, you forgot to shout up. I told when I
was at work today. When I was at work today,
I told what I said. I'm gonna I'm gonna shout
out everyone that helped with that video, but I'm gonna
forget mcshane's.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
As you should have a running gig gag at this point.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
But no, thank all of you guys for for contributing
to that. I I loved it so much, and that
song was amazing.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
By the way, it wasn't that bad ass. That was
fucking epic that ruled.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't know if you watched the video or not,
but Gunners in the background just like drumming on his legs.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
He going at it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It was right before the song kicked off or Makeshane said,
oh here's.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
And we have a song for you. Oh is this
the Wiener King song?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I don't know, so much better than that?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, it was way better. I loved it.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It was such a good one.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, it was fantastic. But thank you guys for that.
I really loved it. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It is like twelve degrees outside, but I am on
fire right now.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So what beers are we drinking tonight?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm drinking a bow and Luke Imperial smoke Stout, Sweet
Potato Pie and it's twelve point two and I've already
had one ruining my diet. I don't care because it's
my birthday. Nice what about and I'm still in my thirties.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Birthday glories don't count.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
I like that, right, one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I just won't eat.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
I've tested that almost fifty times and it's one hundred
percent truth.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Fits.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Are you drinking a beer now or have you had
one earlier today?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
I've had two. Actually, I went to a friend's This
is so bizarre for me to say, because I never
thought I would utter these words, But I just came
back from a friend's retirement party.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, and I.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Now legitimately she retired early, so's we're not talking about
a sixty five year old.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
She's fifty.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Yeah, and she's been working for the city since she
was twenty, so it all checks out. But still, I
went to a retirement party, which is weird. But yeah,
So I had a couple there. I had a really
good imperial stout that was it was a churo imperial stout,
which was like, oh yeah, heavy on the cinnamon, I mean,
all all the things that you know make me get all.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Hot or whatever.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yeah. But so, and then I had a I had
a like a seven point two red But right now,
I'm drinking and and I and I chose this beer
just because I in honor of Hefe who.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Can't be here, and also because of the name.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Yeah, the name of this beer is it's just you know,
sometimes a birery just hits it out of the park.
They get the name right, they get the artwork right,
and and the beer is also delicious. That's one of these.
The beer is called the brood Abides, and it is
a Russian, a Russian, a white Russian imperial stout, the
brood Abides. So instead of the dude, it's the brood
(06:47):
and it's a it's a fantastic it's it is. It's
a white Russian in it in a beer. And so yeah,
that's what I'm drinking.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Tonight, the white Russian imperiods. I love that.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I love both of those things.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Yeah, because I favorite drink. He's favorite drink is a
white Russian.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, I thought it was.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
No, I'm not gay, that's when, not today, not today.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
I'm not in my twenties. I have a foreign no
eye contact.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
It's okay, that's right, that is exactly the rule.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
You push back.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
This is one that I just grabbed for you.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna name that beer.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I'm going to name the one that I finished.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Earlier as we were waiting, Yeah, because.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I wanted to wait for fits.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
This beer is from Mile Wide, my local brewer, our
favorite local place. It is an amber ale and it
is called a Kapowski as in Kelly, Okay, we're talking. Yeah,
so I am drinking the juices of a select dude ades.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Bring out them panties, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh yeah, I am left in there. I went from
six to midnight.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
I'm not gonna lie it's it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It's AKA, but I loved it.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
It was a it's an amber ale.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, my really good My problem was is I was
fin I tasted that after I was drinking my stout.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
So you mean you mean one of your problems was, yes,
one of the problems. The one I'm drinking now is
from Left Hand Brewing Company and it is called Zuesty
Dreams Nitro.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
It is a lemon blonde.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Ale yep, and it is fucking good.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
You got to give it up to Left Hand. They
hit it out of the park with that milk stout
and then they're like, hey, maybe we could make some
other beers, and they've really done a good job with
everything they put out since. But I mean, anytime anyone
says left Hand, I'm like, oh, the milk stout.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
But they have so much of it. You've had their
stuff before.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Oh god, Yeah, I love left Hand.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
That's a good they they knocked it out of the
park with us.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
One that's refreshing.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
That's a summer beer for Sharlot's summer beer. Yeah, yeah,
great summer beer.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That's a good spring summer beer.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, this is a This is a good beer to
drink when you're hanging out at the grill, cooking burgers or.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
In the backyard in general.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, this is a good summer a good spring and
summer beer.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Make Shane, are you drinking anything special?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Gin and ginger?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Yepal is that their names?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
The Mama laid Sandwich.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
He's taking them both tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Tomorrow night's big beer nights, so we'll we'll do it
up then. So not gonna I gotta I gotta work
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Too, So I have to take yeah in like six hours,
seven hours. I have to be up at five thirty.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Yeah, but you're coming straight back home.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I'm gonna pass the fuck out. You'll be gone for
twenty minutes, hopefully, Aaron Shauna. I am drinking shitty all
these wine you all these hours, fucking nasty.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Whatever blows your hair back, whatever blows your hair back.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
It's what happened to be in the fridge.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
All as it gets it done. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
We our general policy is we like to keep about
a bunch of cheap wine in the fridge in the
garage for when random people show up.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I was gonna say invited guests.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Yeah, and I'm drinking a Mitch Mictor's bourbon.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I was gonna say Mictor's. It is not a Mitch McConnell,
Amber Bock, it's actors.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
On the rocks.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
I was gonna drink beer.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I was all excited because I was going to have
I think I mentioned to you guys at some point
in one of the chats that I had picked up
a it was a like mixed berry lemonade sour.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh is that the one that I drove up there?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Yeah? Apparently Tabby drove up while I was at work
one day and drank all my.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Bridges at my garage fridge beers and so yeah, so
I'm having bourbon because the beers that I thought were
in the fridge are not there.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You probably got drunk and then forgot that you drank them.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
No, I mean like they were there last week and
I haven't had a drink in between the last time.
I looked at him and went, oh good, I got
beer for next week.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
I think kid in his friend, Yeah, I think our
son and his buddy might have He is twenty six.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, it's it's not like. It's not like I have
a fifteen year old that's raised the beer fridge. He's
twenty six. I can't really fault him other than the
fact it's like, hey, fuck.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Are those are my beers?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
You'd better be replacing it.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure because they got.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
You one hundred dollars bottle of released Yeah, one hundred
dollars bottle of bourbon he got.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
He got me like one hundred and seventy dollars bottle
of bourbon for Christmas. So I'm not gonna bitch about
a couple of beers.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Let that one go.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
M what bourbon?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Uh, it's a it's a Texas bourbon. It's uh God,
I'm blanking on the name of it.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Again, Okay, I looked.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I looked it up online. That's distillery has only been
making this bourbon for a couple of years. It's called
the Guadalupe. I can't think of the distillery name though,
but uh, the initial run of it. The bottles are
going for like six hundred dollars a bottle. Now, so
I'm like, if I said on this for a couple
of years, it might be worth a penny or two. Yeah,
there we go, cracked it upen one of these days
(12:19):
and partake.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
But I also got a one. I also got a
one seven five a bullet in the cabinet that I
got from work. So it was my desk bourbon, and
the financial lady told me I should take it home,
so I did.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Because they found you on the patio that one day.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
No, that that that was that was the that was
CEO's fault. Yeah, that was a rough fat to work.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
That was a that was a rough night. I mean,
you know, said, hey, how's it going, Hey you want
to have a bourbon? Sure, I'll have a bourbon, And
like four hours later I was like, I can't go
home yet.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You were texting me, Yeah, that's the night I was
texting you guys like, I think I up since our drive.
I'm coming to get you, Bud. I will leave right
now at midnight.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
To come and get you. That was what a couple
of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, that was two months ago.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh yeah, wells enough, Hey you're in the ballpark.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
But uh, yeah, it was It was fun. I sat
on the patio at work and smoke cigars so I
was sober enough to drive home.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, And everybody in the chat was like, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron,
let us know when you made at home, Aeron, are
you are you alive?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I never checked on your well being, and I apologize
for that.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
He was on the phone with me.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I was like, where the hell are you and what
did you I was too busy toasted himself up.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I was like, I'm too drunk to leave work, which
is not a phrase normal people ever say. But I
was hanging out with people that you know, decide whether
or not I still have a job, and those.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Guys live five minutes from the office, You don't, Yeah,
that's a.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Valid valid.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's usually me Derby weekend because like Thursdays is usually
like opening night for like everybody to arrive and get
ready for derby. So we're like, hey, it's social hour,
let's everybody drink. We can drink too, because there's leftover alcohol.
We can't let this go to waste. And it's nine
o'clock at night and I'm on the patio going I
(14:26):
gotta make it home. Oh God, breathing, heavy, breathing, the flames,
the flames, heavy breathing. Stay in the lines, Stay in
the lines, Stay in the lines. Stay.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
I want up driving through checkers to get some popcorn chickens.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Still, this is not good.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
I don't condone drinking and driving. I've never done that before.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You fucking lie it. You're just talking about the other
night played paper rock scissors. That one night that your
buddy well x buddy pat visited you before we started dating.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
That was when I threw up on my car.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
No, that yes, because you had a tutor for escort
and we played paper rock scissors on who was the
most sober and I was the only one to complete
the fucking challenge with And you guys.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Were like.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
The first night, Yeah, I'll be honest, like I if
anybody ever volunteered to be the DD, like, that's not
really someone I want to hang out with you, know
what I mean, Like you're not fun like I. And
and second of all, I don't want someone remembering this
whole night. Like I don't want anyone remembering anything I
(15:50):
did tonight.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I remember, yeah, getting to the bar because he drove.
I was in the passenger seat because I at carsick
and Pat was.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
In the back.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Even though Pat was like a that was the night
Pat a man.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Or woman man?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I were both. Yeah, he's a guy, Patrick, Pat Patrick? Okay,
that was the same. Was that the same night that
those two Mexican guys wanted me to sex traffick you.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
That was Andy?
Speaker 8 (16:17):
That was.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, I was almost sex with.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
The first time. You guys got it on, got sex
trafficked and everything. That's fin that's a that's that's hard to.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Dix traffick to me with herself.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh hey, but no, the sex trafficking night was very
It was the same bar, a different night. Well, I
had Jake with me, you had Andy with you, same bar,
different night. It was earlier because it was April. Because
I literally just told Aaron to get the fuck out.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
That was when we tongue kissed for the first time.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That was the time that I jumped through the window
and Andy's singing Jesus Christ Superstar as I was telling you,
thank you for saving me from the fucking Mexican.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
From the inside of our mouths.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
So these Mexicans in the parking lot.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Were like, it's a perfect story.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
Legedly alleged Mexicans.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
No, they were Mexicanxican.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
No, they didn't speak English.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
They were Mexicans.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You don't want to get caught up in a court
of law here.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So allegedly Mexicans, Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Latinos, No, it's okay with guys.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, spanks, I don't.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Know, Latino Americans, whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
But they were giving Latinos. Latinos covers it all, that's safe, yeah, Latinos.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
They were giving him cigarettes, his buddy Andy at the time. Cigarette.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Oh. I thought you were going to say they were
giving him head.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh my god, O.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
We're in the parking lot and I'm smoking a cigarette
and the other guys were outside with me and we
were we were smoking. So they walked up and they're like, here,
you want a cigarette, want to sarette? And like giving
guys cigarettes all night long cigarette. Want a cigarette? You
wan a cigarette. At the end of the night, They're like,
we gave you cigarettes, you give.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Us hurt And I was like, what, yeah, they thought
that was a fair trade.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Excuse me, that's not how this works. This isn't jail.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And and so he's like, oh yeah, he beeps up
and he goes she's coming home with me, and I'm like,
but I'm in a separate car, like that's my car,
and he's like, just get your car.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
I did fight off to traffic. Key are talking. Shut up,
men are talking. The men are talking.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Be quiet.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
And my best friend at the time was.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
These were Menthols.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You os, No, they were actually marble lights.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Yeah, there were marble lights.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
But mental, if it was Menthols, I would have been like, dude,
fucking deal, Gord to take it.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
What kind of Menthols are they? Camel crushes, Marlborough? Mental?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
The Marble smooths?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Marboro Smooths, Yeah, silver and teals. That was my brand
those When I smoked cigarettes, that was that was my stuff.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
When I smoked it was meth so that was the cheapest.
Say meth, yes, I said, Matt, I just want to
see if you were paying attention.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Matt when I when I smoked, it was my opponent's
what's up?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Yeah, it's wims.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh make Shane. Did you ever smoke cigarettes or do you?
Speaker 7 (19:30):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
I occasionally I'll smoke cigar though I do like a
good cigar.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Cigar does sound really good right now though.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
I'm having one one. This is done so a fire. Yeah,
I've still got birthday.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Cigars left, so I want birthday cigars.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I want a cigarette.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
So why Actually, I feel like.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
This is like all code words, We're all relapsing.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
That's all I want to I want to British.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I have a birthday cigar that someone can smoke like.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
It's long and brown only when I drink.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
You know?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Why is it brown?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
I want to know, not want to know. No, No,
he's not going to ask what you don't want to know?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:26):
When did you?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Oh I don't want to know. Sorry, we're having technical difficulties.
I told Gunner to let the foster dog outside, and
he thought I meant let him in the room.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Ah. He just getting ready to tear it up, sociopath
us to.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
My evil little cat is sitting here yelling at me.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I would enjoy an evil cat, because it with a cat,
you can punt this fucking not with this Ben.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
You want to know how I wound up in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
H he's he's he's small, feisty. That sounds like Mike.
Oh are you describing Mike?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
I mean I think be more affectionate.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Actually I want to be like Mike. No, you don't.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
All I have to say is, at some point I
Mike is going to be the little spoon, whether he likes.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
It or not.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
So you guys want to room, It's.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Gonna be it's little buddy. It's gonna be aggressive cuddling.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
At the tent outside, It's the kind of cuddle. We're
only one half consents, no good, That's why we're.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Going to stay in the We're just gonna hang out.
Shut up, me and you outside in the backyard. Let's
get wine drunk.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
I've got plenty perfect.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
We'll look at good wine when we have expected company.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'll bring good wine too.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Dog is killing my buzz.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh no, why did I have to figure out how
to play Christ? So we're gonna we're gonna play randomly
throughout the show. Uh this card game called buzzed. Take
a drink if you've ever so it's like never have
I ever, but it's.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Oh, I'm fucked.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, I may have to I may have to cut
out early.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Here.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Let's see.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
The problem with these things is there's never anything there.
It's like, take a drink if you've you know, committed
them a felony on three states.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Fuck waity, Well, it's never.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
It's never anything that I haven't considered at least yeah
and probably done.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, so the player with the oldest phone must drink.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Oh, I was gonna say, Shauna, I got Yeah, she
still has a razor? No, oh yeah, definitely, Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Not the one she uses. It's in the kitchen drawer.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
You you win, And I will actually cheers that because
that's fucking amazing that you even own.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Never I never got to have a Motorola eraser. But
also I'm gonna cheer Shanna and take a drink in solidarity.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Here's I'm just drinking because I want to drink.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Get I'm drinking because it's Friday.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, amen, this next beer?
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Oh, are you going to the Urban Artifact?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Maybe? Hey, hey, hey, Tabby, why are you throwing cards?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Because that the two cards was like the person reading
this card must sing a song on a song or yeah, no, okay, all.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Right, thank you.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
The word.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Are falls.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Nigeria?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Niger, Niger?
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Oh sorry, Nija, it's the country I used the soft
a yeah, Sorrry No, I was gonna say not an
a minor.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Never.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
The player who smoked a cigarette most recently takes a drink,
it's probably gonna be me.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
What's last same you had a cigarette?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I know, I know you did it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It's me, it's me.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
It's the last time Shelby and Pete were here. I
took one of shelby cigarette.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Aaron.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Aaron is like dying to take a drink here, Aaron,
what was the last cigarette you had?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Oh like two minutes.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Ago, actually like August.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh, now that I think about it, No, nope, it
was fight night, Yeah, November.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
I've been sticking to cigars.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Both of us.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Yeah, it's been years for me.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
So so this beer, yeah, decades. This beer has cranberry, blueberry, strawberry,
fig a fig or fag fig maple syrup.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
It could have both, Mike, it's it's twenty Those.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
Beers, those beers that have fags in them, Well, there
is a ballerina and bales. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Speaking off, somebody asked, there's a cigarette button here. This
beer is good urban artifact. Cab cabriol. How do you
say that?
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Don't hurt yourself, Mike, I can't see you moved.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Cabriole Chevy.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
So it's about a part of the maple berry.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Two fingers of three?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, just clarifying, No, it's a it's a cabriole sideways
at the.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
It's it's good, would be on the above, No it's not.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
There's no okay, so what the fuck is a cabriolet?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
No google it beer.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
This is the tart.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
It's a mid Midwest fruit tart.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
Tart.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Yeah, look at the tart.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
You might have the gayest beer ever made, Mike.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
It's fucking delicious, though is there's nothing wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
It's cool.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
It The gayest beers always taste the best, always.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
This is fruit bagging you, just to let you know.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
This is my trans beer.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Yeah it identified.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
The cabriole is a ballet movie.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
But it's not.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Yeah, it's a ballet what ballet chick on the label.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Ballet move It is a ballet boob.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Sorry, carry on, it's got a flat chested girl on it.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
So yeah, it's a ballerina for sure.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
Flex one.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
A ballet move, or a curved furniture leg. It's a
leaping step where one leg is extended in the air
and the other leg strikes against it. The term comes
from the French word caper. The move is named after
the leap of a capering animal. A well known example
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of a cabriole is the male variation in Act two
of Giselle, formerly performed.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
This is This is Gizelle's So I've had Kelly Kasi's
cut juice and now I'm sucking.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
That sounds so hot.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
No, it's a ten percent.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
So I told you.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Talking about them. I'm talking about the move, not the beer. Oh,
talking about curved legs out and yeah you lost.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Me a hello.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
But if you go back and say it over for him.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Oh you want me to go back and read zoom.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
You guys can get him a private room later later, later,
it's the after show.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Oh, it'll be bedtime story for fits, the after after show,
after after.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Oh God, what's the next question, tabby, what's the next question?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
No, next question is drink. If you're friends with your mom,
on Facebook. We take two drinks because both of our moms.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
I'm not mm hmmm, dude McShane, I'm friends with your
mom on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah, does that count?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
You can drink for that. Sure, I'll get you figger.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
For me because you guys have been friends long as
you practically brothers. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I was gonna say I'm friends with my mom on
both my fun Facebook and my professional Facebook.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
So that's going to say.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'm friends with Sean on both of mine.
Speaker 12 (29:20):
She's not your mom one for the you know, I
only have the one because everybody knows exactly what they're getting.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Yeah, but my mom has a tendency to come and
I think she shouldn't.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Oh all moms do at this point, that's like a prerequisite.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
But she starts fights with people.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Your mom is cool.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
I'm still trying to figure out who they'll taught my
mom how to use emojis because god damn.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Yeah, that that gets awkward, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Yeah, it's like, mom, that's fast. What you think it means?
Send you the egg plant emoji with.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
The making egg plant tonight?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh yeah, no, I've definitely got the peach though.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Peach the smiley face with the tongue sticking out of it.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
From Aaron's.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Twice, actually twice. I mean, I keep you think I
have a nice ass?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
What can I say?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
My mom just sends me Jesus things and fake news
where it's like Mom, that's that's not real, Like you
can open mail, it's not going to kill you.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Fake news.
Speaker 10 (30:30):
My mom made one of my friends, well not really
one of my friends, but like an acquaintance I used
to know from school, so mad that they put her
on a one of those mailing lists.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
For a watch list.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Oh yeah, they put her on.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
A mailing list to have porn sent.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yep, what four year old opening porn in her email?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Going?
Speaker 8 (30:55):
Why did I keep sending this?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
What's the where do you subscribe to?
Speaker 10 (30:59):
That?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Just saw?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
No where it?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Just I mean for I'm asking for a friend.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
I need to know what to avoid.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
What kind of like so that comes in your email
or like at your Facebook?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
What is it here? Hold on, let me get a pin.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Sounds terrible email straight to the side.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Yeah, she she opened up her mail browser on her
phone and it's.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Like more naked.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
I I get that, I have that.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
It's a blue choo ad. That's all it is no. No,
is your mom blue chew in the mail.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Chewing something I want to do aboutthing blue.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
I think I'm going to order a sample back of
a blue Choo.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Just have it.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Laugh.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I don't want to know that.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Eron, No, not for me. I'm saying, you know, hey,
you got the sample. I got some gum samples in
the mail.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
We're going to see Aaron's other foreheads showing on the whiskey.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
On said, do you need a place to stay?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I have my safe spot in the parent's got this
little candy dish at his at his desk.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
People just reach in and pick one up.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Oh, this is great. And you know it's Aaron's given
out blue cheo.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Those dieticians to stay out of the food till I
tell him it's ready.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
It's low carb.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Lo he hey that that thing burns ten to twenty
calories an hour, So it's healthy.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
It's good for you.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
It's it's good for you, it's good for your blood pressure.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
It's work out just for the looks I get.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
It's a gyms and it's a new exactly supplement. What
would happen if a woman not took blue Choo, not
a not a Babby Tabby.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
You've got your hand raised.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I want to do it. I want to do it.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I will go.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
I thought you had the answer.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I don't have the answer, but I will be the
test subject.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
She ate all my blue chicken.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's uh, what do you call it?
Speaker 8 (33:05):
A project research?
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Yeah, it's for science.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
It's for science.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
If we've done this like three years ago, you could
have gotten a grant for it.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Right, that's ruined it for us.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
This raging glitter has just pushing through my pants.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
There's an arm hanging out of here, Cunt Karon.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
How many boner pills do you? A?
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Lot?
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Like?
Speaker 4 (33:37):
I buy the company I get my supplements from always
throws like free sample stuff in when you buy an order,
when you put in order.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
And they throw in sample packets.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
And I've bought most of their product lines, so the
stuff I haven't bought that they keep sending me samples
of has gotten to be very minimal. One of their
things is a bedroom enhancement supplement.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Isn't those gas sta Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I mean it's kind of like the really expensive equivalency
of a gas station boner pill.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Yeah, got like twenty five sample packets of it.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Those things are dangerous. I'm kind of scared, Like, no,
you know why they're you know why they're so scary.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Have you ever have you ever inflated balloons with like
a pre pressurized tank yep, And if you open up
the nozzle too fast.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, that's what those things do. And I'm and I
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
From personal experiperience, I promise you that, but I've heard
horror stories.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Oh I've got a blood blood vessels.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
Yeah, yeah, I I my my kid brother, Oh, I
have no problem putting them on blast. My kid brother.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
When we were we were in our I was he's
two years younger than me. He was, He's probably twenty
two at the time, I think. In the Yeah, yes,
when we were living in the fucking hovel. This is
our pet name for our old apartment. It was the
hobble because it was a fucking shithole. Put cameras in
that place, made a lot of money, and you, yeah,
we really could have been that this would have this
would have been like you know, the real world fucked up,
(35:05):
Joliet Virgin It would have been fantastic. The stuff I
tell people stories of ship that happened when we were
all living in that place, and nobody believes me. They're like,
that's such bullshit.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Might know that this happened.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
But the girl my brother was dating at the time,
who I really did not care for at all. She
was a soul crushing cunt. But at one point she
decided to slip in one of those gas station boner pills,
and like she they were at her her place, and
then she like opened one up and dumped the powder
into his drink or something.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
What she did a suppository thing, because that.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Would have been much funnier. And I never would have
let him live it down. Every time I saw him,
I'd be like, hey, how you doing. Probably not, Yeah,
So she slipped him his gas station boner pill, and
he was like, dude, you know how they say it
doesn't go down for four hours.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
You should contact a doctor.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
The problem is they don't tell you it'll go down,
but if somebody looks at it the wrong way, it
goes right back up.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
So that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I was in the bathroom taking a cold shower, just
on my balls. I had a heart on you could
knock nails into dry wall with.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Yeah. He talked about it for like a week straight.
He's like my dick still hurts.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
I'm like, generally terrify.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Yeah, He's like, I thought I was gonna die. I'm like,
why did you take the gas station boner pill? He's like,
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I took it the pitch mixed.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
It into my drink.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Okay, so kill me.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
I'm like, for what, you don't have anything.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
My little brother. We stopped at a gas station. I
can't oh, it was on the state hood.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Did Jase take the gas station boner pills?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
He saw it. It had a goat on it, and
he laughed and he goes, huh, goat weed because he
worked at this with the goats.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Did he buy them and take them?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
It was the night that the bachelorette party was there.
When we put we put a yeah dick dangle or
dangle Yeah he danglar yeah on their door, called for
a good time. We put his phone number.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
I hooked. I was hooking her brother.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah, I was pimp.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
But we stopped at a gas station on the way
to Saint Louis and it had like goat weed in
the bathroom, like boner pills, and so he bought it,
thinking this is cool as ship man, and then he
took it. That night, he went out and got high
and drunk at the casino in Saint.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Louis where Bob had a show that night.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah, and then he ended up coming back to the
hotel and we put the bachelorette party on there, like
call him. His phone was blown up the entire night,
but then he disappeared because he didn't end up back
in our room. We don't know whose room he ended
up back in, but we met up with him at
the next day at the show.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, it was a bachelor party of like tenorette or yeah, bachelorette, not.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Achel would have been funnier.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
But.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
There was a bachelorette party about four or five rooms
down from ours, and I put his number. I convinced
them that he was a stripper, so I gave them
his phone number.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
He was.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
He wasn't with us at the time. He was off
doing something else and his phone started blowing up. All
these all these numbers started calling him, and he was
asking about it, and I eventually confessed. I said, dude,
there's like all these hot ladies.
Speaker 6 (38:31):
They they're trying to get with you.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Where are they said? They're in our hotel a few
rooms down from us and about I guess what thirty
minutes later. We didn't see him until we went twenty
four hours.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
We had no idea where it was.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Twelve was a twelve hours seeing him on the show floor.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
That's right. The next day, Yeah, we walked in. He's
about twelve hours later, we've we found him and he
just had this biggest, the biggest like shitting and grin
on his face.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
All because a gas station boner pills and wandering off. Yeah,
he got drunk and wandered off.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I told some some hot ladies they were about they
were like eight solid eight eights and nine and uh,
I told him like a Kentucky eight or like a yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
I was just gonna say, like a drunk eight.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
No, we were we were in Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We were in Saint Louis. So they came from out
of town. So they weren't Missouri, they weren't Kentucky, they
weren't Indiana. We don't know where they were from. We
just know that when we got into our hotel room,
they were all congo line with baggage like luggage going into.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
The It was just it was just a group of
ladies looking.
Speaker 7 (39:37):
Oh they had baggage too.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Oh yeah, it was just a group of ladies looking
for a good time. So I helped him out and
I got her brother. I guess I got him laid by,
like I don't think he did. Like, what was it
five or six girls?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
There was a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Uh, take a drink. If you've ever seen the human centipede, Also,
explain yourself.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
What if you lived it?
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Not me, I'm just like asking.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I don't think anybody.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
I never saw it.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
I understand the concept and so I never saw it.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
It gave me nightmares for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
It's a horror movie about eating ass. I understand what
it is. Mike.
Speaker 7 (40:16):
I already clarified that I didn't want.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
To see it.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
I had no desire to see it. When it came
out I heard about it.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Yeah, that just sounds dumb to me.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I mean, I.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
Understand the horror of it, but it just sounds dumb.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Let me eat a Reese's cup and then she I.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Love the South Park of it though the iPad.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Kyle was in the middle of two Asian guys.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
Did I eat the fish head or a vanilla pudding?
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Here we go, Mike, take a drink. If you've seen
every Harry Potter movie, no muggles allowed this round.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
You've seen every Harry Potter of it.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I know I'm working.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
I've seen everyone live.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
I have no shame.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I love Harry Potter. I've got I probably support my
uh my deathly Hello's tattoo I have.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
I hate the fact that I've seen everyone.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
I love Harry Potter.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
I hate too. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
I didn't really enjoy.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
I enjoyed the first movie moderately, and after that they
just got worse.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Once it got to Goblet of Fire, they fucked it
all up. Because Goblet of Fire was my favorite book
and they just destroyed it.
Speaker 13 (41:31):
I like them.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
I have no shame.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
I have no shame. I love the books, I love
the movies. I love the universe.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
I think it's all great.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Why would you have shame? Fucking wear it proud, dude.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
I do, Yeah, dude, idea. I got the deathly hellless tattoo.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
I love Harry Potter.
Speaker 6 (41:46):
He needs some new tattoos. No shame in my game.
Speaker 9 (41:50):
You definitely you definitely loved the Harry Potter since you
were you know I like the books.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
Well, you got the book and you were reading the
book when you we were at a family reunion. My
grandma had to yellow.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
It wasn't my family. I didn't need to be. I
had a book.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
I was a brand new I'm not technically family, so
I'm not here. Leave me alone.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
Yeah, kind of, that's what I do when I go
to her family's house in Indiana.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
No you don't. You smoke fucking dad pens and chug beers.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
And I ate twelve pizzas.
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Yeah, that didn't fly with my grandmother, so he didn't
get to read for well.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
The funny thing was it was when it was when
the last book came out, and I didn't pre order anything,
and I was going to just kind of wait to
buy it, and like it was sold out everywhere around here.
Then we get down to boufu fucking southern Illinois, the
middle of nowhere, and we ran to we had to
run to Walmarts pick up hot dog buns, and they
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had a literal palette of the books there, and they
were selling them for like half price because nobody was
buying them because you know, fuck reading, apparently, so.
Speaker 7 (42:58):
I do.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
I enjoyed.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
But yeah, so I bought a book and I went
back to the hotel room, and I was like sitting
in the hotel room or reading my book content and series.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Then Shawna's grandma said, you tell that man of yours
to get down here and be social.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Wow, I went down to because like we're in this
hotel that like the entire place was rented.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Out by her family.
Speaker 8 (43:23):
Looked out.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Yeah, and they had like a bonfire pit and stuff.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
So you got a bunch of bunch of uh fine
folk out there sitting around a bonfire.
Speaker 8 (43:33):
Playing ninety one year old grandmother loves her jello shots.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Ninety one year old lady forcing jello shots on me
after I like thirty seconds after I get down by
the fire here.
Speaker 6 (43:43):
You need some of these.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
They yeah, And I mean like literally gallon bags of
jello shots of a sort of and and of jello
shots to the last of the reunion was like a
three day weekend, and they had yellow shots.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
Pretty much right up to the last day. Instruments, yeah, a.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Bunch of the assorted Southern folk brought their their guitars
and their their.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Their mouth harps and sir get fiddles their mouth harps.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
Yeah. I mean it was a good time. Don't get
me wrong. I actually really, I really like that side
of the family.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I have a mouth harp in my Amazon cart.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
You are a mouth harp. I have a mouth harp
somewhere in this house, so I think it's the attic. Actually,
but I do have one.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Oh my god, what's the next thing?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Whoever had to drink last round? Drink again?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
All of us? Next?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Okay, oh god, I grab two.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
Tell the amazing clown story.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
No, shut up, you ruined my thirty minutes of my
life just gone, thank you.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
It looked like forty seven. I don't know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
He didn't listen to.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
The whole thing.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
No I did. I listened to every word. Cut everyone
who has ever camped out at a music festival take
a drink.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
You're gonna say, everyone who has cancer, hopefully none of us.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
We have got a message for you for psychomania in
the rain.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
That doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
It was a music festival. We got flooded out and
we had to sleep in the car.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
I don't count that.
Speaker 8 (45:32):
Lollapaluza loa, that's gay.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
Used to be gay?
Speaker 8 (45:44):
No, not not when we were a teenager.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
I didn't. I like the warp tour better.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Is great.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Warp tour kicks ass Mexican or fest.
Speaker 8 (45:57):
That's pretty fucked up.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
And I didn't know, you beg, you didn't know.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
It's Mexican or Chinese food. Everyone votes the losing team
drinks twice, so Mexican food. Who's for Mexican food?
Speaker 7 (46:14):
Ding?
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Ding?
Speaker 6 (46:15):
And you raise both hands and votes.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
No, you gotta vote Chinese food.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Oh my god, that's question.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yea, Mike's the deciding vote.
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Fuck.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
I love boats so much.
Speaker 7 (46:32):
Actually, no, so hey, there's a there's a restaurant in
Phoenix called Chico Bandido and they have they combined both
because both use rice and both have a tortilla and
so you can get like a bean burrito with orange
chicken in it. Oh, the most amazing fucking restaurant ever.
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
What you said is my blueoo oh exactly, I missed
that place. What's the name of Mike has to go
so you Oh my god, orange chicken and fajitas at
the same time.
Speaker 7 (47:07):
Oh yeah, it's it's the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
It's it's fantastic.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
But those are my two favorite things.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Well, technically it's three to two regardless of what Mike says, so,
whoever said Mexican, take a drink?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
I can choose both?
Speaker 1 (47:22):
You could, I get you can't choose both. You still
have to choose one.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
But I might.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
I might have to go Mexican because chips and salsa.
Speaker 7 (47:33):
Hey, Mike, just drink anyway, because you're an indecisive bitch.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
I want Chinese food and Mexican food. Look, I don't know,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
It's hungry.
Speaker 6 (47:46):
I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You take your mityl.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
I want hetas an orange chicken.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
That make a decision, sweetheart, I choose Mexican food.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Let's see here. This one is weird. But which player
can come up with the best idea for an app
off the top of their head? The person the person
with the most votes gives out three joints.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
You guys remember you guys remember Lemon Party?
Speaker 7 (48:23):
So Lemon.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
It's that but from the creators of only Fans. Nope,
that probably wouldn't make a hole that makes some money.
There's a lot of people out there that have a
senior citizen kink. There, Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
There probably is?
Speaker 7 (48:48):
I hope. I hope.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
So I'm not one to shame, I am. You don't
want to know, whatever, whatever gets your jolly's man, I say,
go for it.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Come up with an app idea, Shauna, off the top
of your head, the best, the best idea.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Yeah, we gotta wait for Shane to get back.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
It'll be all right. Well, I mean I could put
that on hold. Which is the next one?
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Oh god, damn my apps? In a fight we fits,
We're going to be rich, dude. I mean, I'll be
your agent.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
I'll be your agent.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
I'm in all.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
I want ten, That's all I want.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
You got it? Take twenty? No, dude, I can't do
that to you.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Read that.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
I love you too much. I'll do I'll do fifteen,
all right, okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Read it.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
In a in a fight between the youngest and oldest players,
who would win? So you versus the person with the
most votes gives out two drinks? So I think is
the oldest? Am I the oldest?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
When's your birthday year?
Speaker 6 (50:02):
Third? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Nineteen seventy five?
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Older than McShane, yes, yeah, even Bush?
Speaker 3 (50:12):
So yeah, I'm older than McShane.
Speaker 7 (50:15):
So so me versus Tabby?
Speaker 8 (50:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (50:17):
In a fight, all right, who would win? Let's see
the votes?
Speaker 3 (50:22):
Fits?
Speaker 7 (50:25):
Sorry, Tabby, I don't mean to laugh. I'm sorry, I
straight face right, I'm.
Speaker 6 (50:30):
Here for you.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
But being the gentleman is he would he would let
you get a couple of licks at totally see. And
my role is when the woman, I get to pick
where the lick is. But then it's then it's hey,
that's my wife, you son of a bit, I know,
but you said it so I you threw the softball.
Speaker 7 (50:49):
I had to hit it.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
That's my white word. I'm a bit, all right.
Speaker 7 (50:58):
So so I so I win the fights, I get
to pick, I get to hand out three drinks to
only two.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
The person who has the most boats. So yeah, I
already said Fitz would kick my.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
Ass fits with dog.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yes, unless my fat ass could sit on top of him.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
No, he knows a way out.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
He knows a way out, but I weighlight it twice
as much as he does.
Speaker 7 (51:21):
That's not even close to being true.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
It would be dead.
Speaker 7 (51:24):
And also I'm stronger than I.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Look can you he's not? So can you want to
let's just three talk about three hundred?
Speaker 7 (51:34):
I'm just saying, can I bench three hundred? Is that
what you're asking?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Dead lift? Three hundred?
Speaker 7 (51:40):
Dead lift?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yeah? You said sit on me.
Speaker 7 (51:42):
That means I can bench press?
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Can you bench three hundred?
Speaker 7 (51:45):
Then I can absolutely bench three hundred and making bench
press twice my weight.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
Then I'm done for Okay, fits wins.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Wait, wait, so you'll sit on Fits but not me?
Speaker 5 (51:55):
What the fuck.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
This?
Speaker 3 (52:00):
I'm joking.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
I'm joking dead tomorrow right?
Speaker 6 (52:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (52:04):
I sat on him and Mike tonight.
Speaker 7 (52:08):
All right, all right, so I'm handing out three drinks. Right,
that's the deal, too, all right, to to to Oh,
just to Mike, take both of them, all.
Speaker 6 (52:18):
Right, I love yous.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
I'll just finish the camp drink.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
If your family has a Costco membership.
Speaker 6 (52:30):
Not me, No, my grandparents, grandma. No, that's Sam's club.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
We don't have one.
Speaker 6 (52:36):
I love my Costco membership.
Speaker 8 (52:38):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
I want you.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
I want a Costco membership. So fucking bad. Just the
money I've saved on gas this year has paid for
it us. And it was free.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
Drink.
Speaker 6 (52:52):
If you're on your period, oh, I guess I'm drinking again.
Speaker 7 (53:00):
Luckily, I just finished, so I'm good.
Speaker 8 (53:09):
A period.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
I've got the strawberry Shortcake Imperial. Al oh, yeah, it's
so good.
Speaker 6 (53:14):
I'm gonna I'm gonna send you.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
I heard that that chick was a wildcat in bed.
Speaker 7 (53:21):
And smell good too, and smell yeah exactly, yes.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Once we can find well, I couldn't find a full
four pack, six pack, four pack four, it's a four,
it's a four. I couldn't find a four pack tonight.
I could only find two in the single choose whatever,
And she.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Goes, do you want to send these last Well, I'll
get these last two and you can just send one
to fifth one.
Speaker 6 (53:47):
But she said no, I want them them.
Speaker 7 (53:52):
Actually, hey, next next round of beers is on me.
I need to get you guys some some good stuff
from we We do.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
Need to do a beer exchange soon, very soli.
Speaker 7 (54:00):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
So vote on how to properly say I'm gonna say
it my way, and it would be cararamel.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Oh, caramel's carmel, carmel caramel. Yeah, what do you say? Caramel?
Speaker 6 (54:23):
Caramel? Because it's caramelized, this caramelized.
Speaker 7 (54:26):
This caramelized. Yes, exactly, it's.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Not a caramelized take a fucking drink.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
No, it's it's caramelized when you're talking about caramelizing something.
But when it's the the sticky, the dessert topping, it's caramel.
Speaker 7 (54:42):
Are you some kind of French, faggot.
Speaker 6 (54:48):
I am neither of those things, sir.
Speaker 7 (54:50):
It's caramel. It's kind of camels.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
Take a drink.
Speaker 7 (54:58):
You you were out voted for a everybody like every yeah,
like one.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
Hundred to one. So just I'm not going to drink
because you all told me to. Not going to do
it because I want to want to.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Make sure say it, man, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (55:17):
Caramel not caramel.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Everybody but you says I'm the only straight person here.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
No, you're just the retard from You're the French. Now
at least I'm not either. I just have French in
my bloodline.
Speaker 6 (55:38):
Yeah. I was just saying I got a last name,
so I can't really say too much.
Speaker 7 (55:43):
I can't tell you how good it felt the same faggot.
Speaker 6 (55:47):
On a podcast. Hey, welcome, just period.
Speaker 7 (55:50):
I haven't said that in years.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
Anytime you want to just get that word after your chest,
fit's just a bundle of sticks, you exactly. Cigarette.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Hey guys, I'm just gonna jump on for like three
seconds and scream faggot and then just jump off.
Speaker 8 (56:07):
What's another word you ever just wanted to screamed?
Speaker 5 (56:11):
Retarded?
Speaker 3 (56:12):
I don't know that I ever stopped using I never
stopped using in certain circles.
Speaker 8 (56:18):
I mean it was technically the correct term along time.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yes, my boss was like, I never used the word cunt,
but she's a fucking cunt. I'm like, I love the
word cunty.
Speaker 8 (56:33):
She was like, every day at least, what's the day color?
Speaker 1 (56:37):
I learned.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
I learned that all of my coworkers love throwing the
They throw the word retard around more than I do.
Speaker 6 (56:45):
What do work with?
Speaker 5 (56:47):
You do? What?
Speaker 7 (56:51):
Yeah? What's the what's the common denominator?
Speaker 3 (56:53):
Mike? I mean, well, no, sometimes nope, we all refer
to each other as retarded. Ah no, yeah, mm hmmm.
Speaker 6 (57:02):
And the caramel.
Speaker 7 (57:11):
The retarded caramels. That's your new rock band.
Speaker 6 (57:16):
I like that caramelized retards.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
Caramels.
Speaker 6 (57:24):
Put a little accent mark over it so it's more metal.
Speaker 1 (57:27):
That's how.
Speaker 7 (57:28):
That's how my cigar got brown.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
Your birthday is way better than mine.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Told you you could have invited anybody you wanted to,
and you said, no, we're just gonna.
Speaker 5 (57:46):
Know you already took them to go with these assholes.
Speaker 3 (57:50):
Yeah, I'm sorry for on behalf of both of you.
I'm sorry that we're who you invited.
Speaker 6 (57:55):
No, it's not don't.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
I wanted you, but she she pirated you all before
I've got a chance to. I wanted all of you guys.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
I said, what do you want to do for your birthday?
And you're like, oh no, I'm gonna chill, We're gonna vibe,
We're gonna drink, and I'm like, cool, I got whiskey, Helen.
I had to say it.
Speaker 6 (58:12):
You took all the.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
I had busting left.
Speaker 6 (58:16):
What am I gonna get? Fucking D word?
Speaker 3 (58:23):
I'm as on the show in two weeks when we
play D and.
Speaker 6 (58:28):
D because they brought dads back, so he technically counts.
Speaker 3 (58:32):
Now yeah for a third time. It took three attempts
for Dad's on day could get anywhere. Eoy, Hey, here
they are.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
So which player would be the first to die in
a scary movie? The person with the most votes?
Speaker 7 (58:52):
And you know what, I'm voting Aaron only because he
would sacrifice himself to save us.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
For the greater good.
Speaker 6 (58:59):
Oh you're yeah, you're the tough guy that's gonna kill everybody.
Speaker 1 (59:01):
Uh, I'm just saying Aaron's sister.
Speaker 3 (59:10):
Aaron's too busy ranting about how he hates liberals. Toby,
what's happening? And he ends up dying.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
I want to make a short film. Me and MICHAELA
were actually talking earlier about Joe.
Speaker 6 (59:21):
Biden Sniff's Aaron so hard he gets sucked through his nose.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
Jesus Christ, nobody laughed.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Horror movie mcshane's laughing, laughing.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
No, but Mikayla and myself were talking earlier about bringing
back a good good guy, a good man versus bad guy.
And I would totally make shorts about people, horror movies.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
That'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
That would be fun. Oh, Jesus Christ, take a drink.
If you own an IVY League T shirt or sweatshirt, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
Don't have enough money to own a I don't have
enough money to say Ivy League.
Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
I don't even used to Harvard Lacrosse. We know a
shirt or something. I don't remember what it was, though.
Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
I have a Harvard shirt from Harvard. And I also
got a shirt when I got accepted into Columbia and
I was going to go to Columbia and then my
life fell apart and I didn't go. But I bought
a shirt in that in that like two month span,
so I have two Ivy League. Hold on, hold on,
you got accepted to Columbia. Yeah, I don't know, but
(01:00:35):
I couldn't believe it either.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Wait, I want to know how we got a Harvard shirt.
Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
No, because because my exes fell my my ex's dad
went to Harvard and he thought it was like the
whole family. And I was with my ex for like
fourteen years, so the whole family he thought should be
douched out in Harvard ware. So he got us all
one for Christmas. And I still have it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Yeah it was free merch yeah, oh hell yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
But still and then and then when I thought I
was going to Columbia again to impress that same family,
like I got into Columbia too, I was like, look,
I even have the shirt. And then and then she
cheated on me. We broke up, and I still have
the shirt.
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
It's a good shirt. I mean, you don't just throw
a shirt out.
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
It's Columbia. I use it when I'm painting.
Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I would have loaded on fire'm.
Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
I uh. I've never told this before, but I almost
got accepted to the University of Tennessee almost.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Yeah, how almost.
Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
I was point three GPA points away from what they want.
I got accepted to on a win.
Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
I just wanted to go to my favorite college.
Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
I got a T shirt that says I I went.
I was excited to go to Yale until I found
out I was pronouncing it wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Y'all, y'all, that's how they say you forgot the apostrophe.
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
That's how they say it here, Aaron Yale, I go
to Yale.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
The electric toothbrush users Bush Buzz electric toothbrush users a
buzz Buzz bestie, take a drink. Anybody use an electric tooth.
Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Yes, I do school, I do this.
Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (01:02:20):
So but it has to be like it can be
anywhere in your body, right Ah?
Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Yes, Okay, well that's you clean your sphincter with an
electric toothbrush.
Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
I'm not naming any names, but yes.
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
He's not tailing tails out of school, fresh white mat teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
This one calls out a specific person individual which player
is most addicted to social media. The person with the
most votes must put their phone away and take a drink.
Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Jesus, I just spilled beer on my phone.
Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
You're dumb. I'm gonna say MacShane, bullshit.
Speaker 7 (01:02:59):
You.
Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
I'm I'm a whrror. I am a whore.
Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
Yeah, I'm I'm no.
Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Yeah, that's very possible.
Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
Bullshit. You're on your phone twenty four to seven.
Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Okay, I'm gonna vote for both of you.
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Take a drink. Yeah, it's a tie. It's a tie.
If she's not up here recording, she's on her phone
and then gets mad at Gunner for being on.
Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
His phone or making your birthday video.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
You are you come home and watch tiktoks until you
go to You do too. I watch television or play Xbox.
Xbox is not social media.
Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
It's true at the one point. For the good guys,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
I was watching the movie for our next episode while
you were on your phone, texting and on Facebook.
Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
No, I was texting, texting.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
I was texting, texting. I'm talking from Tennessee. Fits God,
damn it.
Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
I'm just day.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
This one to win. It's not a casting couch.
Speaker 6 (01:04:05):
It's black, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
Any couch can be a casting couch. If mcshane's around.
Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Christ all right.
Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Usually it's not allowed in our house.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
That's why I'm not mine either.
Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
When he's when he's coming up.
Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Here to Oregon, I'm like, dude, stay away from the couches.
Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
At a hotel.
Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
We'll meet you out.
Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Can we do that?
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
We have three couches.
Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
This one's black.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
There, they don't make it racist.
Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
It's a big black couch. It's a BBC.
Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
It's big, it's it's the biggest couch in the house,
the BBC casting couch.
Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
They always are.
Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Easier clean up. The black ones are the biggest. Anyway,
I did be on it.
Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
Now it's to say the and we're going to talk
about that too.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
It smells like strawberries.
Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
It smells like strawberries.
Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
It's big, it's black, and it smells like strawberries. Okay,
that's how you know.
Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
I'm out for this.
Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will stop now.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Please continue.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
That was amazing. That actually reminds me of our buddy
Chris Buckner as in Peace. So the first time I
met him at college. In college, I was sitting around
(01:05:45):
the nerd table and I was I can't remember what
I was talking about. He comes up behind me and
slams his hands on the table behind. Yes, he was
very very dark, complexed, dark mind.
Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
If we dance with your dates.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
No, he said he was darker than that era. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
He played hide and seek in the dark and they
couldn't find him and they were like, hey, Buckner, Where
are you? He smiled and put his hands out, and
they found it.
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
He went to high school with me, in college with her,
and he.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Said, I like my women like I like my shakes,
vanilla and thick. And then he said, I'm gonna He said,
I'll meet you by the dumpster, and if you're not there,
then we're gonna have a problem. I'm like, I'm not
taking trash out tonight. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
He said the same thing to me, I'll meet.
Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
You by the dumpster.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Great pickup line, Yes, sir.
Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
It was great. Leading into which player has had sex
in the weirdest location the person with the most boats drinks.
Speaker 14 (01:07:00):
I'll lose weirdest, weirdest subjective though, Okay, yeah, exactly, Like
I have to take into account the fucking company here
because might be weird the rest of the world.
Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
You guys are gonna be like, dude, I did that
six times in sixth grade.
Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
M no, uh limousine for me saving myself for Helen Mirren.
Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
So you did saving himself for who should be dead
before you get to her.
Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
Uh yeah, weirdest place.
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Fucker we're here? Has it? Have you ever?
Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
I mean, I guess like in a in a back
Oh yeah, oh yeah, all right, So here's my here's mine.
I there's a few I could I guess I could
choose from, but I'm gonna use this one just because
it was kind of epic. And McShane, you know this
one to be fat because I bragged you about it
next day. But uh, there there there was this area
(01:08:04):
in downtown Scottsdale that like just had a lot of
weddings and the girl I was dating at the time and.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
I were just faces like, oh god, damn it.
Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
We were just we were just wandering through and we
wandered in to this wedding and there was like a
we could go upstairs and watch the wedding from this
balcony and we had sex up there while they were
like literally giving their vows.
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
I was drilling her from behind.
Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
That's beautiful. That's beautiful.
Speaker 7 (01:08:32):
It was. It was, and I she yeah, she's still
more satisfied. It was all downhill from there, I'll put
it that way.
Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
We did not get married.
Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
I think that's what she was thinking, Oh my god,
he's gonna ask me to marry him.
Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
And I did not.
Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
No, I just wanted to come and.
Speaker 7 (01:08:50):
That's all I wanted too many, too many blue cheese, babe.
Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Gotta get it out.
Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
What about you McShane. What's the weirdest place you've ever had?
Speaker 12 (01:08:59):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Uh, there's two churches. There is my teacher's desk, English
teacher's desk at school.
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Wait, hold on, you fucked your teacher room.
Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
He was a security Okay, I'm just saying, dude, we
know way too much about each other's past.
Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
We got a we got a real life Mary Kayla
Turno story happening.
Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
She was eighteen. Yeah, that's probably I think she was.
I think that was I think that was it. I
think that was it.
Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
The churches, that's pretty that's pretty good, though, dude, yours
Where in the.
Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Church was it?
Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
One one was a parking lot. The other one was
their little baptism and there's a Mormon church little baptism area.
Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
In the tub baptism room, nice room, or in the
baptism room room?
Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
Oh the room? I thought you like in the tub?
I damn, I just did a full.
Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
On rave turning turned into a we had bubbles and
shit going.
Speaker 8 (01:10:05):
Parties.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 7 (01:10:08):
Who else?
Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Mine would be in my parents' bed with the man
who is fourteen years older than me.
Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Oh, which is the weird part.
Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
No, not the vampire guy.
Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
He was only eight years older than I was.
Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Aaron.
Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Yeah, Aaron was only eight.
Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
His name was years older. Finished the sentence, place he was.
Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Only eight years old.
Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
That really changes the context.
Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
He was eight, No, eight years older.
Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
No, Rob was years older. He was the oldest person
at the party at my parents' house when they left
for the weekend.
Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
No, thank god.
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
He was a mojo He was a mojo guy.
Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Oh you yeah, yeah, you wore yeah what you.
Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
But my parents bed and everybody else was still up partying,
and I said this because let's.
Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
Go Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
It was Aaron.
Speaker 7 (01:11:12):
I feel like you're waiting.
Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
I feel like you're holding something in Aaron's about.
Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
To and here comes the trump card. I'm actually holding
seven aces.
Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Two waiting.
Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Was it with Shauna?
Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
Okay, all right, Aaron politely abstained.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
This was before we met. I guess I guess we
all have the past yuh playground equipment. Uh yeah, you
know those tube shapes. I'm gonna go there to last
tube shaped slides head sex.
Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
And one of those.
Speaker 8 (01:11:57):
There's more.
Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
Wait, I think Aaron's gonna win. They got a hunch.
Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
And and by sex do we mean a sexual actor?
Do we need like like penetration?
Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Yeah, insertion?
Speaker 7 (01:12:13):
Yeah, okay, okay, then I definitely came. That was my
weirdest Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
So there was the playground.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Jesus Christ, Aaron, what the fuck, dude, We're learning so
much for each other.
Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
He is like rolling through his Rolodex right now.
Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Welcome to the learning tree, everybody, taproom podcast, Welcome to.
Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
The facial expression says it all.
Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Just come on out, Aaron. She's not gonna hit you
if you say catwalk in the theater. Solid, hold on,
let the man finish. I want to hear Aaron's stories.
I'm investing.
Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Wait a minute, I was gonna say, in the makeup
room at a haunted house, the casting room couch on
fucking Halloween.
Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
That was babe.
Speaker 7 (01:13:06):
Yeah, bring five people, circle back to the casting couch.
Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Yes, we got caught by five people.
Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
We found out the next day that we had an audience.
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
I was drunk off of Yaeger and Rose and he
was just a combo Yaeger. Oh my god, I pooked
so much that night, I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
I smoked three joints with Reck Hall and drank yeager
and had uh and at twelve pack of beers. Yes,
I had a whole twelve packs to myself.
Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
No, it was a bad night.
Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Yeah, it was a bad night.
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
I'm surprised we got home alive.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I'm surprised that wasn't the night Gunner was conceived.
Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
No, surprised you could get it up at that point.
Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
This whole entire episode has been an episode sponsored by
Blue Choo.
Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Yeah exactly, It's been an advertisement for sponsored by gas
station Boner Pills.
Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
All right, horse, next card.
Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
You know what, I think we all won that one
because that we we've done some weird ship cheers to us,
to all of us and our weird sex places.
Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Well, I knew she's I knew about.
Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
I was like, I only knew about two of those.
Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
Well, you have the first time Seanna met my friends
from back home.
Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
I have a friend of mine, my buddy Steve, who
spent a good salad four hours trying to throw me
under the bus. I was like, dude, this is the
first time I brought a girl home from Illinois and
you spend four hours Like, hey, did you know he
did this.
Speaker 8 (01:14:42):
Did you know he did this?
Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
You know, Aaron should be a felon. I'm like, dude,
fuck up, what are you doing?
Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
He didn't really care for my response, said should I?
Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
And I mean, let's be honest, were you surprised by
any of it?
Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
No, exactly neither am I color me not? So what though?
I am surprised?
Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
Aaron?
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Who are you shocked?
Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Aaron?
Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
You slut that one time at the ice cream social.
Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
The ice cream social, the PTA.
Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
One Cyo, the Christian youth organization.
Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Put it on you.
Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
Oh boy, you know?
Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
Well, yeah, that's why we don't talk about that sex.
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Wait what.
Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
Faster? Bill?
Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Back when I was in the Scouts, I went to
all the other campers went to sleep, and I went
with Jackaw does that count?
Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
Well that's why I said like a sexual act, because
I did have. I did go into the girls dormitory
at NAU with my girlfriend at the time.
Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
She was showering.
Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
She said, follow me in. Two minutes later, I went
in and we we both like like, she jacked me
off and I fingered her while there were other girls
in the girl showered to us.
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
So that was that's a that's a our's where's the
weirdest place you've ever pumped one out?
Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
God, voting booth, the fifth.
Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
Boey herman on this ship.
Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Class once. No, no, no, no, freshman your ar voting booth.
Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
I was it was a joke.
Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
It was a.
Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Yeah, happened in Aaron's defense, he really wanted Trump to
beat Kamala.
Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Actually, they don't have privacy booths in Illinois. It was,
but when I was like eighteen voted in my first election,
they did have those ones with the big curtaine clothes
when you pulled off in there. I'm just saying it
could have, you know, theoretically alegibly, I know.
Speaker 7 (01:16:56):
I mean legit. I okay, so uh the words and
I I was in Ireland. I was in Ireland.
Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
I was in a pub that was built in like
the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
It was a bathroom about half the size of an
airplane bathroom. And by half, I mean the roof was even.
I had to stoop down to get in there, and
I did. I did rub one out there because the
bartender was so hot. You remember me telling you about
her exchange like this redheaded Irish girl that and something
(01:17:27):
about the Irish accent.
Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
I couldn't.
Speaker 7 (01:17:29):
So it was a little tiny like box in the
middle of Ireland and kill Kenny, Ireland.
Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
Hold on, honey, bath.
Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Oh it was.
Speaker 7 (01:17:41):
It was not even two minutes like she thought.
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
I was just eating down.
Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
I gotta go take a shit. I'll be great bag.
Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Yeah, the Preston Highway Meyer.
Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
Next question.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on? But were
we were we together?
Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
We were living at the apartments park lak uh one
of them. I was like, I'm kind of in the
mood right now. I was grocery shopping.
Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Awesome, you didn't have to touch me, right, Yeah, I'll
tell you one better.
Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
This was not me, but this is someone I am
aware of.
Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
A pump out in the toilet in the.
Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
Negative forty degree deep freeze warehouse for the Super Value
Grocery distribution center. Sub zero came. Yeah, you know how
determined you got to beat a rub one out?
Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
Oh yeah, I was. I'm gonna say that's that's some
fucking discipline.
Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
That's a mortal fatality right there.
Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Is that the meat locker they're in or.
Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
Brick hard so it doesn't the frost on the way
to the store.
Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
I could have eatn some thanks Aaron, What the fuck, dude.
Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
I said, it wasn't me. It was somebody.
Speaker 7 (01:19:07):
That's some that's some Frozene shiit. So somebody where is
my super suit?
Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
Just pretty much? Yeah, I'm not telling you.
Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
On the Geene Snyder doing one hundred miles per hour?
When was this way before me? And you ever got
to Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
I know because if I was in the car, I
would have done it for you.
Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
You wouldn't have bet I had. I had my foot
on the fucking gas pedal and just going.
Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
When was this how I say was.
Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Nine? I was twenty for the okay.
Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
So McShane was passed out in the back seat while
my current girlfriend was.
Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
You remember that mixing. We went up the flagstaff and
all got wayd too drunk. Wait car with you?
Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Oh yeah, he's passed out in the back was my
current my current she wasn't even my girlfriend yet. She
was just like a prospect. But she was like totally
in the Dave Matthews at the time. And uh and
I there's this place called Sunset Point and I was
racing to get the Sunset Point, so I was doing
one hundred plus.
Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
We were all wasted as fuck.
Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
McShane passed out and she was sh had her hand
down her pants and had like an amazing orgasm.
Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
And so we get to Matthew.
Speaker 7 (01:20:31):
It was Dave Matthews.
Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
So we get the sunset point and and she and
I are giggling and mcshane's like, what what the fuck
It's just a fucking sunset, and and she goes, I
just came.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Mike Shane was like what it's like. Yeah, I just
I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 7 (01:20:48):
I just I had to.
Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
I had to come.
Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Yeah, McShane, I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna double down on the beer when we
send out beers. I'm gonna double down for you, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Thank you, you bro. It's the trauma. That's that's why.
Speaker 7 (01:21:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Make shann is my friend and I want to support him.
Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
I want to in his moment of need.
Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
Yeah, but I can also fall asleep like anywhere. That's
the problem.
Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
That's true.
Speaker 7 (01:21:21):
Even Yeah, but we had had like three pictures of
the blood orange, oh, like a picture each.
Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Yeah, we were it was good. I might have to
be the whole case.
Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Drink. If you own a water bottle that has become
like a child.
Speaker 6 (01:21:44):
To you, you should chug everything you have?
Speaker 7 (01:21:46):
Then what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Like you you have no idea how many?
Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
Because it doesn't you let it suck.
Speaker 7 (01:21:54):
On your nipple or like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
So I have a gallon water bottle that I take
to work, and then I have a I have one
water four ounce, no, thirty two outs, the purple one, no,
the black No, the purple one is a gallon. The
black one is a thirty two.
Speaker 6 (01:22:18):
The black one.
Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Always the black one.
Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Isn't it say it like that?
Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
I have.
Speaker 9 (01:22:26):
Hold on.
Speaker 7 (01:22:26):
It's Niger Jesus.
Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
She calls it diddy, no idea baby oil balved. It's greasy, It's.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Not greasy and ewy, Derby, give.
Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
It some time, give it a minute.
Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
She puts a white shirt on it.
Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
And then I have a Derby cup that I take,
which is also thirty two ounces. So I have a
lot of water bottles and containers.
Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Yeah, but it said you treat it like a like
a what like a baby?
Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Is that what it's like?
Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
And I do dream she does? Now, Dude, it's disgusting.
It's embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
I would swing my water bottle at an incoming intruder
if I had to. So, No, it's not my child.
It's a weapon.
Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
I got it. I have a swim style that an
intruder if I needed to.
Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
I mean, anything's a weapon in that scenario.
Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
You're right, I have.
Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
I have one, and it's got all of the all
the sticker.
Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
I threw him once.
Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
Give me a break, hey Bee Fairy was like seventeen
and six three. I don't feel bad about it at all.
He just needed to be reminded who was dead.
Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Like I threw him once once.
Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
Goddamn it.
Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
It's not like I did it when he was a toddler.
I did it when he wighed one hundred and ninety.
Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
I waited until he was a man.
Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Wait, and then I threw him.
Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
He got he was getting a little too full of himself,
and he got in my face in the dock. So
I picked him up and threw him over my cadillac.
Speaker 7 (01:24:09):
I always appreciate that you gotta put them in their place.
Speaker 8 (01:24:12):
He smashed his hand because he.
Speaker 6 (01:24:14):
Saw, now.
Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
You're still on that bullshit and twenty fucking years. Get
the story right. So he had the gloves on.
Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Air.
Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Which player has the funniest losing their virginity story? The
person with the most votes gets a pass and everyone
else has to drink.
Speaker 6 (01:24:44):
I can't really say I lost it. I was trying
hard at fuck to give it away.
Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
I lost my virginity the day that Dale Earnhart died.
Speaker 8 (01:24:52):
Now that I'm older, it's not funny, it's sad.
Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Mind sad.
Speaker 6 (01:24:56):
I was listening to Corn's Freak on a leashartist ablished
that I was an altar boy.
Speaker 13 (01:25:01):
We're not having this conversation, no, I I yeah, I'm
out on this one.
Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Mine was the week before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
I don't have an outstanding one.
Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Circle. After it was over my I guess you could say,
one of my best friends at the time came over
and knocked on the door literally like three seconds afterwards,
and I walked outside and he was like, you just
had sex, didn't you. I was like yeah. Then my
(01:25:37):
boyfriend at the time walked out and he was like,
he's a piece of shit, the fucking douchebag that you
had sex with. I said, yeah, he's a fag. Now,
yeah he's a piece of shit.
Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
No, he's really not.
Speaker 6 (01:25:48):
He's a piece of shit, but he's not the gay thing.
Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
But that was mine. I had a perfect circle.
Speaker 7 (01:25:56):
I was listening to. I was listening to Bazzy Star
and it was like it was like it was I
wouldn't say it was out of the movies.
Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
But it was like everything that both you're a mood
hoping it would be huh you said a mood.
Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
I totally did. Like I planned the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Respect.
Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
Yeah, respect was it.
Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
It was a whole thing.
Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
And I I mean she and I dated for a
long time. I like we were pretty serious.
Speaker 7 (01:26:20):
But yeah, it was. It was not funny at all.
It was like super serious and I thought I was
gonna be with that girl for my whole life.
Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
You're a man on a mission though, I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
Hell yeah, and your mission accomplished.
Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
You got your hours, flowers, flower pedals, the whole thing, man.
Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Oh yeah, dude, handles, Yeah yeah, what about you make Shane?
When did your chair?
Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
It really wasn't anything even remotely interesting? Oh yeah, hi no,
so after it was after it was after school one
day at her host knows it. Oh, nothing really boring.
Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
Still many proud of it.
Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
I'm proud of you for it.
Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
I'm not really No, it was.
Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
Yes, sometimes are good, sometimes are bad?
Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
Yeah, just neutral? Yeah, yeah, but did you like that
happens that a girl you were into though.
Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
Sort of maybe I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
That's a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
At that time, I was into a fucking hole in
the wall.
Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
Yeah, you're you're really not selling it. Like I'm telling you,
there was nothing to sell.
Speaker 8 (01:27:35):
It was just that well from a girl's perspective, they're
kind of like, is that it or did that happen?
Is that what it's all about?
Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
What you know?
Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Like the girls.
Speaker 6 (01:27:50):
I don't care about the girls perspective the first.
Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
Time, you know, dude, I'm gonna be all right, here's
I'm not. I'm not trying to be like a romantic
or anything. But my mom actually required that I I
read the Kama Sutra and I and I didn't. I'm
not saying I did when I was sixteen, but I
read the cliffs Notes version of it back when they
were actually like the Yellow and Black Book, and so like,
(01:28:16):
I just felt like I knew my way around a
woman's body, and so I took it. I was like
it was a serious thing, Like I if I was
going to take this girl's virginity and she was going
to take mine, we were both going to remember this
ship for.
Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
The rest of our lives and as far as I know.
It worked because we talked years later and she she
was like, that was awesome. So you were you were
all in, you studied I I.
Speaker 7 (01:28:39):
I grew up with a single mom. And she was like,
don't ever treat me. Don't ever treat your girlfriend's like
like this guy treated me or like that guy treated me.
And I was like, Okay, it's a sacred thing. I'm
going to honor it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
I jacked off to the Karma Suture once the first
page in the library.
Speaker 7 (01:28:58):
With that candlestick had boobs.
Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
I wanted to I was thinking, me, we all played
that game. I was. I was probably like fourteen. Yeah,
well anyway, well it's not funny. So wait, who won that?
I think Tabby won it. I don't think.
Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
You're the birthday girl. We'll give you the win.
Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
Can I also say that I'm pretty sure that my
father disappeared that night to go and uh solicit Is
that the same day? No, that's when I was younger.
Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Not his virginity story yours.
Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
No, but he was gone that night. No, that was
when I was like four. Oh yeah, hold on, we
have to hold together.
Speaker 6 (01:29:53):
Conversation.
Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
Wait, hold the phone.
Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
No nope, no, no, I'll okay after show.
Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
After it's an off air topic, but she will tell you.
Speaker 7 (01:30:06):
Okay, but that's a giant sea clarification.
Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
Yeah, it'll Yeah, she will tell you the story, but
it is off air.
Speaker 8 (01:30:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
But no, my father was not there that night. I
don't know where he went.
Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
I mean I kind of hope not he went to
go buy milk.
Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Yes, he went to go, probably by his GPC spirtes,
but no, he was gone the entire night. I don't
know where my dad was. He should have been home
because my brother didn't live at home at that time,
so I had the bedroom to myself. So for those
of you listening, me and my brother shared a bedroom
from the time that he was born until he moved
(01:30:46):
out at nineteen years of age. So it was really weird.
But yeah, So all the players who wished you a
happy birthday this past year, take a drink. Oh everything, bit.
Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
Shit fuck this cup holder, would you fucking quick spill
in your bearul.
Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Suck you suck. I'm gonna because nobody wished me a
happy birthday yet this year, but it will be yet.
It will be my birthday on Wednesday, and if you
don't wish me a happy Birthday on Wednesday. Then fuck
you two you Oh hush, I don't get a personal
(01:31:28):
message from you. I would dive up there and punch
you in the face.
Speaker 6 (01:31:33):
Make Shane's gonna write you a song?
Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
On Twitter?
Speaker 8 (01:31:36):
I give out you know your music and card?
Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Make Shane better.
Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Give me careful You're gonna wind up on the five
thirty am good morning text message.
Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Wow, he hates me in the morning. On Facebook, I say, oh,
Sean has already posted at five thirty, even though it's
six thirty and I'm just no.
Speaker 6 (01:31:55):
She texts me, I'm in the other fucking room. Good morning,
Happy Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
I want a music video or a song bite from McShane. Oh,
here we go. The two players who have known each
other the longest take a drink together. Make Shane easily.
Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
You got like I said, you guys are practically brothers
at this point.
Speaker 5 (01:32:22):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Oh no, I love your friendship.
Speaker 6 (01:32:25):
I really do know.
Speaker 7 (01:32:27):
There are there are two people on this plane who
are still alive that I've known longer than McShane. One
is my mother and one is hefe you.
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
You and McShane, How old were you guys when you
first met? Do you remember I was. I think that
was eighteen. You were sixteen. We met in that volleyball
tournament where I did the Spider Man.
Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
that makes it, that makes sense.
Speaker 7 (01:32:54):
Yeah, so thirty two years that's not that's not too shabby.
Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
Mhmm.
Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
Yeah, that's a pretty long haul.
Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
The only person I still talk to that I'm not
related to that I've known that long is probably Jason
from Horrible Designs. I've known him since we were like seven.
We went to Catholic school together.
Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
We're trauma bonded.
Speaker 7 (01:33:28):
That's a bond that doesn't end.
Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
No matter how much counseling you go to.
Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
Yeah, right, being this year seventeen? No, yeah, nine, No
we've met?
Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
Eight?
Speaker 10 (01:33:41):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:33:42):
Yeah, huh no.
Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
Nine fight fight fight, fight, fight twenty bucks on tabby.
Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Remember of eight?
Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
No, no deal.
Speaker 7 (01:33:54):
No, I'm not saying Halloween of nine.
Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
No, we got yeah huh ya wait wait wait, wait,
oh my god, hold on, hold.
Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
On, hold on, thank you sound like such a chick
right now, Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Aaron.
Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
When did you break up with April?
Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
Or yeah, April in two thousand and eight?
Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Okay, so it was November eight.
Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Yeah, because I broke up with her in November of eight.
She tried to kill me in September of eight because
I wanted to go watch a football I got.
Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
You drunk and beat your ass at a sex store
with a flogger. Yes, that night, after you drank four Windexes.
Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
Yeah, okay, hold it, I think somebody owes some drinks.
How did that not come out?
Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Which?
Speaker 7 (01:34:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Where all of that?
Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
You just all of that, Just drink for that.
Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
There's no detail that you need to pick out that
you need to drink for. It's just all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Okay. A Windex is all.
Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
The clear liquors plus blue Carousel.
Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
It's a half ounce or yeah, a half ounce of
every clear liquor behind the bar, and then an ounce
of the blue Carousel. And the only way that you
can drink it is you throw the straw down and
then chug it because if you sip it, I had
to burns I had that night, and then we.
Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
Where does the flogger come in?
Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
We ended up.
Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
That's what we're waiting for. Your listeners, are we get
that blue? Why was Mike being flogged?
Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Because I never went to a sex store before?
Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
No, I have, I just I wanted to go to
a sex shop and.
Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
I found a flogger and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
I took a hot girl drinking and then I wanted
to be drunk and I wanted to, you know, let's
go to the sex store.
Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
And buy and look at toys, and I Abby was
blogging you I.
Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
Beat the fun out and mc shane, mc shane, that
reminds me of That reminds me of the story when
we were in Vegas, Like I guess that was for
my birthday, like two or three years ago, and we
paid that guy that that cavit did just take us
to a random strip club and it was like this.
Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
It was in a sex store and they were trying to.
Speaker 7 (01:36:23):
Hawk all this stuff on us and then they then
they took us to this velvet rope which was literally
come stained, and they're like, oh, yeah, it's only fifty
bucks to get back here, and we're like we're we're
the fuck out of here. We don't want to beat
her anymore.
Speaker 5 (01:36:37):
That was somebody's that might have been That might have
been your bachelor party. So that was a while back.
Oh that was yeah, that was John and yeah all
those guys. Yeah, Bill's mom, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
Bill's mom was there. Yeah, it's a long joke. It's
just it's just a guy named Bill. But he's such
a fucking we'll see we just.
Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
His own mom. It's how long have you and your
wife been married? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
Shit, mask, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 7 (01:37:10):
We got married in twenty nineteen because we were we
we always commented how we were glad we went on
our honeymoon because then COVID hit and everything shut down,
so it was we Yeah, we went August. We were
married in May. Yeah, so it was like it was
like June. We went on our May.
Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
Hold on are we were married nineteenth?
Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Third time?
Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
May?
Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Nineteenth?
Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Made damn it?
Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
We were married three times, three times married three times?
Speaker 7 (01:37:47):
Yeah, but we but we've been together since, uh for
a while, twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
Okay, yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
This is our sixteenth year.
Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
Nice, congrats.
Speaker 8 (01:38:06):
Nineteen the mismay will be twenty.
Speaker 7 (01:38:09):
Yeah McShane McShane and his wife have us all beat.
Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
How long have you have you been marry McShane twenty
for twenty three years?
Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
Twenty three years?
Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
Oh congratulations, man.
Speaker 7 (01:38:20):
Yeah, and you guys have been almost together like a
year and a half or so past that.
Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Here's to make sen something like that. Yeah, what's your anniversary?
Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
March sixth?
Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
No ship, Yeah, right after my birthday.
Speaker 6 (01:38:37):
Damn, my mom's birthday is the seventh.
Speaker 5 (01:38:41):
Alright, an invite to the wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
Okay, I'll let her know that you're sorry. Just give
her tequilas you'll be able to just make margarita. She'll forget.
Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
He'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
So the player who brought this game to the party
gives out three drinks. So that's me, bitch, how fuck you?
Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Three drinks too fits just because.
Speaker 7 (01:39:05):
And I gladly accept.
Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Them and solidarity fits.
Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Are you taking three my triple sour, triple sour Monkey
victory three?
Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
Three drinks from the triple sour. That's sour Monkey sour.
Speaker 8 (01:39:20):
It is a.
Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Nine and a half.
Speaker 6 (01:39:27):
Monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
And also, to end this episode, the hosts of the
party gives a toast, everyone cheers and takes a drink.
Thank you all who have joined us.
Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
Is that how we're wrapping the episode?
Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Absolutely, it's perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
While we're on it, go ahead and promote everything you
got going.
Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
On, and then we'll cheers, and then we'll we'll somebody
go first, one, two, three, go.
Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
All right, whiskey hell podcasts. That's that's our show. You
guys can check it out pretty much any place that
you download your podcast on or stream them. It's at
Whiskey Underscore Hell. If you guys want to follow us
on x and if you're.
Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Good time, you should got to Patreon dot com slash
Whiskey help pot.
Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
And subscribe because it's so please do yes.
Speaker 7 (01:40:25):
And I and I and I promise, Like, whatever you
heard here tonight was no reflection of how we are
on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:40:31):
We are so much worse on the show.
Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
So if you joined the Whiskey Hell Patreon, you get
access to the live stream during the show. Yeah, all
the other smooth brain fucked tards that are going to
be in here just sang the most ignorant ship trying
to derail these poor guys while they're trying to do
it wonderful.
Speaker 7 (01:40:52):
Sometimes sometimes it actually works and that is the best part.
Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
It's usually.
Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
But no, my sex beers that I put in Chat
are top tier edge me with a traffic cone Imperial
l My sex beers are gold standard and I've got
I've got some brand new ones coming soon. Oh sweet
baby Jesus, we we will not be in Chat tomorrow
(01:41:21):
night or the following the weekend. But in two weeks
we will be Yes, in two weeks, we will be
back in chat. We we've our next two saturdays are
booked up.
Speaker 6 (01:41:30):
I got to stay a week so they got something
to feed off of. Thanks guys. This it's up to
l and Aaron and hopefully Beard is in there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
Maybe.
Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Yeah, he's not getting least too.
Speaker 6 (01:41:45):
Busy getting laid to be in chat.
Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
Shout out Beard, deliberty.
Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
That's pretty much pretty much the only reason you should
miss our show.
Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
Actually, if you're getting laid, or listen while you're being
chat while you're getting laid.
Speaker 6 (01:41:59):
Do both of the same both. I'm in see a
long string of just q F, m q F, m
q F, m q F, m q F. We never
had sex in their.
Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
Chat, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
We can try now, you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:42:16):
I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
Now, I have to be up in like three hours.
Speaker 6 (01:42:23):
I'm up now, baby, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
That's your problem, now be quick eron Aaron.
Speaker 6 (01:42:30):
Feel free to promote your stuff, my guy. I had
to say it podcast. I don't recommend it.
Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
I do.
Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
You can do better with your team, I do too.
Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
Yeah, it's available on all your podcast platforms, look for
a big screaming gorilla face with a microphone, and then
you found the right show. And yeah, it's basically just
me venting my spleening colon and I'm this year, I
am bound determined to get back into having guests on
the show.
Speaker 6 (01:42:58):
So you guys are all, of course cordially.
Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
Invited whenever you feel like coming in to just rant
and rave and say ship that you don't feel like
you want to put on your own platforms.
Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
We get drunk.
Speaker 10 (01:43:08):
Here we go.
Speaker 6 (01:43:09):
Yeah appropriate, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
All the all the wildly inappropriate things that you just
don't want to be affiliated with.
Speaker 6 (01:43:16):
We can, we can.
Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
We've got voice modulators, we can hide your identity, we
can ask.
Speaker 6 (01:43:20):
Who you are. It's fine, I don't want to ask.
Let's go yeah, well I'm not.
Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
Worried about you.
Speaker 6 (01:43:27):
Yes, yeah, it's basically just me venting my spleen or.
Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
On the guest episodes, it's usually very conversational and we
have some really good talks. Oddly enough, you know, thanks
thanks to the you find gentleman from Whiskey Hell. I
made a new friend recently.
Speaker 6 (01:43:45):
With uh, oh my god, know who the is?
Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
It's I was just on his podcast two weeks ago. George,
thank you. Yeah, I'm blaming the bourbon, but yeah, I
went on Georgia's show and he's a he's a pretty
good dude. Yeah, yeah, uh, he's definitely cut from the
(01:44:10):
same bolt, you know. So we had a lot in common,
just do to our outside podcasting life too. It was
very interesting talk. Hell yeah, can be coming on sometime
down the line here. And like I said, obviously, you
guys are always welcome. And some day I might actually
get my wife to come on my show. She's been on,
she's been on, She's been on the Great Stafford Podcast
(01:44:33):
more than she's been on my show. And don't know
how that works.
Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
Again, she will come on your show and come wherever
she wants to.
Speaker 9 (01:44:44):
Well, it's as progative usually when we get on our
own time frame here, you'd like to argue, do you
want to punch him?
Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Do you want to punch him? For you, Shanna, I
will punch him.
Speaker 8 (01:44:58):
Oh no, no no, just like I said, don't you
touch me?
Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
All right, And as always, you can find our stuff
at Grace taproom dot com, all of our listening platforms,
Our merch Store, Patreon, all of the socials, Facebook, x Instagram,
everything is there.
Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
We love you guys, babe, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
Thank you and thank you guys so much for being
a part of my birthday episode. I I can't give
enough love for you guys like I'm I love you
guys so much. Thank you for taking time out of
your day to be a part of this, and so
(01:45:40):
much fucking love for you guys. Thank you guys who
like listens to this, and thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
And we'll see you guys and cheers, Yes, cheers cheers
can I'll cheer? Happy birthday, babe, Thank you, spill another beer,
another beer.
Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
Thank you guys. I love you guys here and you
guys listening.
Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
As well, and I love you too. As you point
to everyone, well I pointed to them. Then and tune
in next week when we cover two thousand and one
super Troopers, and then after that we will be playing
a one shot of Dungeons and Dragons with our special
guest Ajak the Stoned Running DM. We will see you
(01:46:28):
guys next week. We love you and have a great rest.
Speaker 5 (01:46:31):
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Speaker 1 (01:02):
What's up, Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to a brand new
episode of the Graves tap Room Podcast, my birthday episode.
As always, I am one of the co hosts the
trash Can Tabby, and with me as always is my
wonderful husband Mike, who just celebrated his birthday. Happy belated
(01:25):
birthday again.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But normally I roast him at this point, but I'm
going to roast myself so I can't deny that I
made a lot of mistakes when I was younger. I'm
older now and can make different yet several more mistakes.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Still can't talp the one where you married me.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Any hoodles.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Uh, yes, that was the biggest mistake.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I want to do a quick shout out to some
people real quick, and then I'll introduce the guests and
we'll continue the conversation we're having behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Absolutely, so you've put conversation though, because there was like
fourteen thousand.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
The uh, we'll go with the Edging one or whatever
it was Edging. Sure? What so you put together a
birthday video for me?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Did I on our YouTube channel?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I love it? Yes, you can check it out on
our YouTube channel. And I just want to shout out
everybody that was involved in it. Uh b word mish uh,
the boys at Seismic Cinema, Zach's Like Cozy, the Pornstash Podcast,
Aaron and Shawna, ty Lindsay, Pete Shelby, Michayla, my mom
and dad and my grandmother, fits Amos, Jeff, Brian Daniels,
(02:34):
aj fits Hefe hefe Hefe, Frank and Roman oh oh
and McShane shane and mcshane's and whiskey.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Hell yeah, that was from all three of us.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
So no, McShane, that was because you Frigo.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Welcoming. Our wonderful guest for this evening is Fits and
mcshade for Whiskey Hell and Aaron and Shata from I
had to say it, Hey, WHOA just a piggy back
off of what was what Mike was talking about. So
on Whiskey Hell's latest episode, if you haven't listened to it,
(03:11):
go listen to it now because this is fantastic. It's
a two hundredth fucking.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Episode and it was a great Yes, congratulations on the
big two hundred.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yanks.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
I I you know, I never thought i'd be two
hundred years old, but here we are.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, you look wonderful for two Thank you, and you're still.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Pulling Social Security fits. It's fantastic.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Well played mix Shane nice.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
So, I don't know if you actually left it in
the end of the episode or not, because I haven't
made it that far in my podcast list, but you
said Mike's name twice and then completely forgot about me,
and then Fitz was like, oh, Tabby's here.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, you forgot to shout up. I told when I
was at work today. When I was at work today,
I told what I said. I'm gonna I'm gonna shout
out everyone that helped with that video, but I'm gonna
forget mcshane's.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
As you should have a running gig gag at this point.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
But no, thank all of you guys for for contributing
to that. I I loved it so much, and that
song was amazing.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
By the way, it wasn't that bad ass. That was
fucking epic that ruled.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't know if you watched the video or not,
but Gunners in the background just like drumming on his legs.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
He going at it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It was right before the song kicked off or Makeshane said,
oh here's.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
And we have a song for you. Oh is this
the Wiener King song?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I don't know, so much better than that?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, it was way better. I loved it.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It was such a good one.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, it was fantastic. But thank you guys for that.
I really loved it. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It is like twelve degrees outside, but I am on
fire right now.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So what beers are we drinking tonight?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm drinking a bow and Luke Imperial smoke Stout, Sweet
Potato Pie and it's twelve point two and I've already
had one ruining my diet. I don't care because it's
my birthday. Nice what about and I'm still in my thirties.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Birthday glories don't count.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
I like that, right, one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I just won't eat.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
I've tested that almost fifty times and it's one hundred
percent truth.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Fits.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Are you drinking a beer now or have you had
one earlier today?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
I've had two. Actually, I went to a friend's This
is so bizarre for me to say, because I never
thought I would utter these words, But I just came
back from a friend's retirement party.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, and I.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Now legitimately she retired early, so's we're not talking about
a sixty five year old.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
She's fifty.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Yeah, and she's been working for the city since she
was twenty, so it all checks out. But still, I
went to a retirement party, which is weird. But yeah,
So I had a couple there. I had a really
good imperial stout that was it was a churo imperial stout,
which was like, oh yeah, heavy on the cinnamon, I mean,
all all the things that you know make me get all.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Hot or whatever.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yeah. But so, and then I had a I had
a like a seven point two red But right now,
I'm drinking and and I and I chose this beer
just because I in honor of Hefe who.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Can't be here, and also because of the name.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Yeah, the name of this beer is it's just you know,
sometimes a birery just hits it out of the park.
They get the name right, they get the artwork right,
and and the beer is also delicious. That's one of these.
The beer is called the brood Abides, and it is
a Russian, a Russian, a white Russian imperial stout, the
brood Abides. So instead of the dude, it's the brood
(06:47):
and it's a it's a fantastic it's it is. It's
a white Russian in it in a beer. And so yeah,
that's what I'm drinking.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Tonight, the white Russian imperiods. I love that.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I love both of those things.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Yeah, because I favorite drink. He's favorite drink is a
white Russian.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, I thought it was.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
No, I'm not gay, that's when, not today, not today.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
I'm not in my twenties. I have a foreign no
eye contact.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
It's okay, that's right, that is exactly the rule.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
You push back.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
This is one that I just grabbed for you.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna name that beer.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I'm going to name the one that I finished.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Earlier as we were waiting, Yeah, because.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I wanted to wait for fits.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
This beer is from Mile Wide, my local brewer, our
favorite local place. It is an amber ale and it
is called a Kapowski as in Kelly, Okay, we're talking. Yeah,
so I am drinking the juices of a select dude ades.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Bring out them panties, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh yeah, I am left in there. I went from
six to midnight.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
I'm not gonna lie it's it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It's AKA, but I loved it.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
It was a it's an amber ale.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, my really good My problem was is I was
fin I tasted that after I was drinking my stout.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
So you mean you mean one of your problems was, yes,
one of the problems. The one I'm drinking now is
from Left Hand Brewing Company and it is called Zuesty
Dreams Nitro.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
It is a lemon blonde.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Ale yep, and it is fucking good.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
You got to give it up to Left Hand. They
hit it out of the park with that milk stout
and then they're like, hey, maybe we could make some
other beers, and they've really done a good job with
everything they put out since. But I mean, anytime anyone
says left Hand, I'm like, oh, the milk stout.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
But they have so much of it. You've had their
stuff before.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Oh god, Yeah, I love left Hand.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
That's a good they they knocked it out of the
park with us.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
One that's refreshing.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
That's a summer beer for Sharlot's summer beer. Yeah, yeah,
great summer beer.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That's a good spring summer beer.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, this is a This is a good beer to
drink when you're hanging out at the grill, cooking burgers or.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
In the backyard in general.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, this is a good summer a good spring and
summer beer.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Make Shane, are you drinking anything special?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Gin and ginger?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Yepal is that their names?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
The Mama laid Sandwich.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
He's taking them both tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Tomorrow night's big beer nights, so we'll we'll do it
up then. So not gonna I gotta I gotta work
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Too, So I have to take yeah in like six hours,
seven hours. I have to be up at five thirty.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Yeah, but you're coming straight back home.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I'm gonna pass the fuck out. You'll be gone for
twenty minutes, hopefully, Aaron Shauna. I am drinking shitty all
these wine you all these hours, fucking nasty.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Whatever blows your hair back, whatever blows your hair back.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
It's what happened to be in the fridge.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
All as it gets it done. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
We our general policy is we like to keep about
a bunch of cheap wine in the fridge in the
garage for when random people show up.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I was gonna say invited guests.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Yeah, and I'm drinking a Mitch Mictor's bourbon.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I was gonna say Mictor's. It is not a Mitch McConnell,
Amber Bock, it's actors.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
On the rocks.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
I was gonna drink beer.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I was all excited because I was going to have
I think I mentioned to you guys at some point
in one of the chats that I had picked up
a it was a like mixed berry lemonade sour.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh is that the one that I drove up there?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Yeah? Apparently Tabby drove up while I was at work
one day and drank all my.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Bridges at my garage fridge beers and so yeah, so
I'm having bourbon because the beers that I thought were
in the fridge are not there.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You probably got drunk and then forgot that you drank them.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
No, I mean like they were there last week and
I haven't had a drink in between the last time.
I looked at him and went, oh good, I got
beer for next week.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
I think kid in his friend, Yeah, I think our
son and his buddy might have He is twenty six.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, it's it's not like. It's not like I have
a fifteen year old that's raised the beer fridge. He's
twenty six. I can't really fault him other than the
fact it's like, hey, fuck.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Are those are my beers?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
You'd better be replacing it.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure because they got.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
You one hundred dollars bottle of released Yeah, one hundred
dollars bottle of bourbon he got.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
He got me like one hundred and seventy dollars bottle
of bourbon for Christmas. So I'm not gonna bitch about
a couple of beers.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Let that one go.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
M what bourbon?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Uh, it's a it's a Texas bourbon. It's uh God,
I'm blanking on the name of it.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Again, Okay, I looked.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I looked it up online. That's distillery has only been
making this bourbon for a couple of years. It's called
the Guadalupe. I can't think of the distillery name though,
but uh, the initial run of it. The bottles are
going for like six hundred dollars a bottle. Now, so
I'm like, if I said on this for a couple
of years, it might be worth a penny or two. Yeah,
there we go, cracked it upen one of these days
(12:19):
and partake.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
But I also got a one. I also got a
one seven five a bullet in the cabinet that I
got from work. So it was my desk bourbon, and
the financial lady told me I should take it home,
so I did.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Because they found you on the patio that one day.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
No, that that that was that was the that was
CEO's fault. Yeah, that was a rough fat to work.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
That was a that was a rough night. I mean,
you know, said, hey, how's it going, Hey you want
to have a bourbon? Sure, I'll have a bourbon, And
like four hours later I was like, I can't go
home yet.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You were texting me, Yeah, that's the night I was
texting you guys like, I think I up since our drive.
I'm coming to get you, Bud. I will leave right
now at midnight.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
To come and get you. That was what a couple
of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, that was two months ago.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh yeah, wells enough, Hey you're in the ballpark.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
But uh, yeah, it was It was fun. I sat
on the patio at work and smoke cigars so I
was sober enough to drive home.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, And everybody in the chat was like, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron,
let us know when you made at home, Aeron, are
you are you alive?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I never checked on your well being, and I apologize
for that.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
He was on the phone with me.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I was like, where the hell are you and what
did you I was too busy toasted himself up.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I was like, I'm too drunk to leave work, which
is not a phrase normal people ever say. But I
was hanging out with people that you know, decide whether
or not I still have a job, and those.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Guys live five minutes from the office, You don't, Yeah,
that's a.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Valid valid.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's usually me Derby weekend because like Thursdays is usually
like opening night for like everybody to arrive and get
ready for derby. So we're like, hey, it's social hour,
let's everybody drink. We can drink too, because there's leftover alcohol.
We can't let this go to waste. And it's nine
o'clock at night and I'm on the patio going I
(14:26):
gotta make it home. Oh God, breathing, heavy, breathing, the flames,
the flames, heavy breathing. Stay in the lines, Stay in
the lines, Stay in the lines. Stay.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
I want up driving through checkers to get some popcorn chickens.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Still, this is not good.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
I don't condone drinking and driving. I've never done that before.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You fucking lie it. You're just talking about the other
night played paper rock scissors. That one night that your
buddy well x buddy pat visited you before we started dating.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
That was when I threw up on my car.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
No, that yes, because you had a tutor for escort
and we played paper rock scissors on who was the
most sober and I was the only one to complete
the fucking challenge with And you guys.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Were like.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
The first night, Yeah, I'll be honest, like I if
anybody ever volunteered to be the DD, like, that's not
really someone I want to hang out with you, know
what I mean, Like you're not fun like I. And
and second of all, I don't want someone remembering this
whole night. Like I don't want anyone remembering anything I
(15:50):
did tonight.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I remember, yeah, getting to the bar because he drove.
I was in the passenger seat because I at carsick
and Pat was.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
In the back.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Even though Pat was like a that was the night
Pat a man.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Or woman man?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I were both. Yeah, he's a guy, Patrick, Pat Patrick? Okay,
that was the same. Was that the same night that
those two Mexican guys wanted me to sex traffick you.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
That was Andy?
Speaker 8 (16:17):
That was.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, I was almost sex with.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
The first time. You guys got it on, got sex
trafficked and everything. That's fin that's a that's that's hard to.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Dix traffick to me with herself.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh hey, but no, the sex trafficking night was very
It was the same bar, a different night. Well, I
had Jake with me, you had Andy with you, same bar,
different night. It was earlier because it was April. Because
I literally just told Aaron to get the fuck out.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
That was when we tongue kissed for the first time.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That was the time that I jumped through the window
and Andy's singing Jesus Christ Superstar as I was telling you,
thank you for saving me from the fucking Mexican.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
From the inside of our mouths.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
So these Mexicans in the parking lot.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Were like, it's a perfect story.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
Legedly alleged Mexicans.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
No, they were Mexicanxican.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
No, they didn't speak English.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
They were Mexicans.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You don't want to get caught up in a court
of law here.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So allegedly Mexicans, Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Latinos, No, it's okay with guys.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, spanks, I don't.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Know, Latino Americans, whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
But they were giving Latinos. Latinos covers it all, that's safe, yeah, Latinos.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
They were giving him cigarettes, his buddy Andy at the time. Cigarette.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Oh. I thought you were going to say they were
giving him head.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh my god, O.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
We're in the parking lot and I'm smoking a cigarette
and the other guys were outside with me and we
were we were smoking. So they walked up and they're like, here,
you want a cigarette, want to sarette? And like giving
guys cigarettes all night long cigarette. Want a cigarette? You
wan a cigarette. At the end of the night, They're like,
we gave you cigarettes, you give.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Us hurt And I was like, what, yeah, they thought
that was a fair trade.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Excuse me, that's not how this works. This isn't jail.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And and so he's like, oh yeah, he beeps up
and he goes she's coming home with me, and I'm like,
but I'm in a separate car, like that's my car,
and he's like, just get your car.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
I did fight off to traffic. Key are talking. Shut up,
men are talking. The men are talking.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Be quiet.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
And my best friend at the time was.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
These were Menthols.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You os, No, they were actually marble lights.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Yeah, there were marble lights.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
But mental, if it was Menthols, I would have been like, dude,
fucking deal, Gord to take it.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
What kind of Menthols are they? Camel crushes, Marlborough? Mental?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
The Marble smooths?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Marboro Smooths, Yeah, silver and teals. That was my brand
those When I smoked cigarettes, that was that was my stuff.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
When I smoked it was meth so that was the cheapest.
Say meth, yes, I said, Matt, I just want to
see if you were paying attention.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Matt when I when I smoked, it was my opponent's
what's up?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Yeah, it's wims.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh make Shane. Did you ever smoke cigarettes or do you?
Speaker 7 (19:30):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
I occasionally I'll smoke cigar though I do like a
good cigar.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Cigar does sound really good right now though.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
I'm having one one. This is done so a fire. Yeah,
I've still got birthday.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Cigars left, so I want birthday cigars.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I want a cigarette.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
So why Actually, I feel like.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
This is like all code words, We're all relapsing.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
That's all I want to I want to British.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I have a birthday cigar that someone can smoke like.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
It's long and brown only when I drink.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
You know?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Why is it brown?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
I want to know, not want to know. No, No,
he's not going to ask what you don't want to know?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:26):
When did you?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Oh I don't want to know. Sorry, we're having technical difficulties.
I told Gunner to let the foster dog outside, and
he thought I meant let him in the room.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Ah. He just getting ready to tear it up, sociopath
us to.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
My evil little cat is sitting here yelling at me.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I would enjoy an evil cat, because it with a cat,
you can punt this fucking not with this Ben.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
You want to know how I wound up in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
H he's he's he's small, feisty. That sounds like Mike.
Oh are you describing Mike?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
I mean I think be more affectionate.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Actually I want to be like Mike. No, you don't.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
All I have to say is, at some point I
Mike is going to be the little spoon, whether he likes.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
It or not.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
So you guys want to room, It's.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Gonna be it's little buddy. It's gonna be aggressive cuddling.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
At the tent outside, It's the kind of cuddle. We're
only one half consents, no good, That's why we're.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Going to stay in the We're just gonna hang out.
Shut up, me and you outside in the backyard. Let's
get wine drunk.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
I've got plenty perfect.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
We'll look at good wine when we have expected company.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'll bring good wine too.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Dog is killing my buzz.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh no, why did I have to figure out how
to play Christ? So we're gonna we're gonna play randomly
throughout the show. Uh this card game called buzzed. Take
a drink if you've ever so it's like never have
I ever, but it's.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Oh, I'm fucked.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, I may have to I may have to cut
out early.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Here.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Let's see.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
The problem with these things is there's never anything there.
It's like, take a drink if you've you know, committed
them a felony on three states.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Fuck waity, Well, it's never.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
It's never anything that I haven't considered at least yeah
and probably done.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, so the player with the oldest phone must drink.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Oh, I was gonna say, Shauna, I got Yeah, she
still has a razor? No, oh yeah, definitely, Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Not the one she uses. It's in the kitchen drawer.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
You you win, And I will actually cheers that because
that's fucking amazing that you even own.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Never I never got to have a Motorola eraser. But
also I'm gonna cheer Shanna and take a drink in solidarity.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Here's I'm just drinking because I want to drink.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Get I'm drinking because it's Friday.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, amen, this next beer?
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Oh, are you going to the Urban Artifact?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Maybe? Hey, hey, hey, Tabby, why are you throwing cards?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Because that the two cards was like the person reading
this card must sing a song on a song or yeah, no, okay, all.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Right, thank you.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
The word.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Are falls.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Nigeria?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Niger, Niger?
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Oh sorry, Nija, it's the country I used the soft
a yeah, Sorrry No, I was gonna say not an
a minor.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Never.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
The player who smoked a cigarette most recently takes a drink,
it's probably gonna be me.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
What's last same you had a cigarette?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I know, I know you did it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It's me, it's me.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
It's the last time Shelby and Pete were here. I
took one of shelby cigarette.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Aaron.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Aaron is like dying to take a drink here, Aaron,
what was the last cigarette you had?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Oh like two minutes.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Ago, actually like August.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh, now that I think about it, No, nope, it
was fight night, Yeah, November.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
I've been sticking to cigars.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Both of us.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Yeah, it's been years for me.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
So so this beer, yeah, decades. This beer has cranberry, blueberry, strawberry,
fig a fig or fag fig maple syrup.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
It could have both, Mike, it's it's twenty Those.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
Beers, those beers that have fags in them, Well, there
is a ballerina and bales. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Speaking off, somebody asked, there's a cigarette button here. This
beer is good urban artifact. Cab cabriol. How do you
say that?
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Don't hurt yourself, Mike, I can't see you moved.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Cabriole Chevy.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
So it's about a part of the maple berry.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Two fingers of three?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, just clarifying, No, it's a it's a cabriole sideways
at the.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
It's it's good, would be on the above, No it's not.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
There's no okay, so what the fuck is a cabriolet?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
No google it beer.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
This is the tart.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
It's a mid Midwest fruit tart.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
Tart.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Yeah, look at the tart.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
You might have the gayest beer ever made, Mike.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
It's fucking delicious, though is there's nothing wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
It's cool.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
It The gayest beers always taste the best, always.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
This is fruit bagging you, just to let you know.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
This is my trans beer.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Yeah it identified.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
The cabriole is a ballet movie.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
But it's not.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Yeah, it's a ballet what ballet chick on the label.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Ballet move It is a ballet boob.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Sorry, carry on, it's got a flat chested girl on it.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
So yeah, it's a ballerina for sure.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
Flex one.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
A ballet move, or a curved furniture leg. It's a
leaping step where one leg is extended in the air
and the other leg strikes against it. The term comes
from the French word caper. The move is named after
the leap of a capering animal. A well known example
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of a cabriole is the male variation in Act two
of Giselle, formerly performed.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
This is This is Gizelle's So I've had Kelly Kasi's
cut juice and now I'm sucking.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
That sounds so hot.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
No, it's a ten percent.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
So I told you.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Talking about them. I'm talking about the move, not the beer. Oh,
talking about curved legs out and yeah you lost.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Me a hello.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
But if you go back and say it over for him.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Oh you want me to go back and read zoom.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
You guys can get him a private room later later, later,
it's the after show.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Oh, it'll be bedtime story for fits, the after after show,
after after.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Oh God, what's the next question, tabby, what's the next question?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
No, next question is drink. If you're friends with your mom,
on Facebook. We take two drinks because both of our moms.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
I'm not mm hmmm, dude McShane, I'm friends with your
mom on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah, does that count?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
You can drink for that. Sure, I'll get you figger.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
For me because you guys have been friends long as
you practically brothers. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I was gonna say I'm friends with my mom on
both my fun Facebook and my professional Facebook.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
So that's going to say.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'm friends with Sean on both of mine.
Speaker 12 (29:20):
She's not your mom one for the you know, I
only have the one because everybody knows exactly what they're getting.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Yeah, but my mom has a tendency to come and
I think she shouldn't.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Oh all moms do at this point, that's like a prerequisite.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
But she starts fights with people.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Your mom is cool.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
I'm still trying to figure out who they'll taught my
mom how to use emojis because god damn.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Yeah, that that gets awkward, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Yeah, it's like, mom, that's fast. What you think it means?
Send you the egg plant emoji with.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
The making egg plant tonight?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh yeah, no, I've definitely got the peach though.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Peach the smiley face with the tongue sticking out of it.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
From Aaron's.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Twice, actually twice. I mean, I keep you think I
have a nice ass?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
What can I say?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
My mom just sends me Jesus things and fake news
where it's like Mom, that's that's not real, Like you
can open mail, it's not going to kill you.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Fake news.
Speaker 10 (30:30):
My mom made one of my friends, well not really
one of my friends, but like an acquaintance I used
to know from school, so mad that they put her
on a one of those mailing lists.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
For a watch list.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Oh yeah, they put her on.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
A mailing list to have porn sent.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yep, what four year old opening porn in her email?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Going?
Speaker 8 (30:55):
Why did I keep sending this?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
What's the where do you subscribe to?
Speaker 10 (30:59):
That?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Just saw?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
No where it?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Just I mean for I'm asking for a friend.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
I need to know what to avoid.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
What kind of like so that comes in your email
or like at your Facebook?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
What is it here? Hold on, let me get a pin.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Sounds terrible email straight to the side.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Yeah, she she opened up her mail browser on her
phone and it's.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Like more naked.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
I I get that, I have that.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
It's a blue choo ad. That's all it is no. No,
is your mom blue chew in the mail.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Chewing something I want to do aboutthing blue.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
I think I'm going to order a sample back of
a blue Choo.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Just have it.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Laugh.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I don't want to know that.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Eron, No, not for me. I'm saying, you know, hey,
you got the sample. I got some gum samples in
the mail.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
We're going to see Aaron's other foreheads showing on the whiskey.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
On said, do you need a place to stay?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I have my safe spot in the parent's got this
little candy dish at his at his desk.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
People just reach in and pick one up.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Oh, this is great. And you know it's Aaron's given
out blue cheo.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Those dieticians to stay out of the food till I
tell him it's ready.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
It's low carb.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Lo he hey that that thing burns ten to twenty
calories an hour, So it's healthy.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
It's good for you.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
It's it's good for you, it's good for your blood pressure.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
It's work out just for the looks I get.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
It's a gyms and it's a new exactly supplement. What
would happen if a woman not took blue Choo, not
a not a Babby Tabby.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
You've got your hand raised.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I want to do it. I want to do it.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I will go.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
I thought you had the answer.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I don't have the answer, but I will be the
test subject.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
She ate all my blue chicken.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's uh, what do you call it?
Speaker 8 (33:05):
A project research?
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Yeah, it's for science.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
It's for science.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
If we've done this like three years ago, you could
have gotten a grant for it.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Right, that's ruined it for us.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
This raging glitter has just pushing through my pants.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
There's an arm hanging out of here, Cunt Karon.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
How many boner pills do you? A?
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Lot?
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Like?
Speaker 4 (33:37):
I buy the company I get my supplements from always
throws like free sample stuff in when you buy an order,
when you put in order.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
And they throw in sample packets.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
And I've bought most of their product lines, so the
stuff I haven't bought that they keep sending me samples
of has gotten to be very minimal. One of their
things is a bedroom enhancement supplement.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Isn't those gas sta Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:56):
I mean it's kind of like the really expensive equivalency
of a gas station boner pill.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Yeah, got like twenty five sample packets of it.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Those things are dangerous. I'm kind of scared, Like, no,
you know why they're you know why they're so scary.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Have you ever have you ever inflated balloons with like
a pre pressurized tank yep, And if you open up
the nozzle too fast.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, that's what those things do. And I'm and I
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
From personal experiperience, I promise you that, but I've heard
horror stories.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Oh I've got a blood blood vessels.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
Yeah, yeah, I I my my kid brother, Oh, I
have no problem putting them on blast. My kid brother.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
When we were we were in our I was he's
two years younger than me. He was, He's probably twenty
two at the time, I think. In the Yeah, yes,
when we were living in the fucking hovel. This is
our pet name for our old apartment. It was the
hobble because it was a fucking shithole. Put cameras in
that place, made a lot of money, and you, yeah,
we really could have been that this would have this
would have been like you know, the real world fucked up,
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Joliet Virgin It would have been fantastic. The stuff I
tell people stories of ship that happened when we were
all living in that place, and nobody believes me. They're like,
that's such bullshit.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Might know that this happened.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
But the girl my brother was dating at the time,
who I really did not care for at all. She
was a soul crushing cunt. But at one point she
decided to slip in one of those gas station boner pills,
and like she they were at her her place, and
then she like opened one up and dumped the powder
into his drink or something.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
What she did a suppository thing, because that.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Would have been much funnier. And I never would have
let him live it down. Every time I saw him,
I'd be like, hey, how you doing. Probably not, Yeah,
So she slipped him his gas station boner pill, and
he was like, dude, you know how they say it
doesn't go down for four hours.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
You should contact a doctor.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
The problem is they don't tell you it'll go down,
but if somebody looks at it the wrong way, it
goes right back up.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
So that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I was in the bathroom taking a cold shower, just
on my balls. I had a heart on you could
knock nails into dry wall with.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Yeah. He talked about it for like a week straight.
He's like my dick still hurts.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
I'm like, generally terrify.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Yeah, He's like, I thought I was gonna die. I'm like,
why did you take the gas station boner pill? He's like,
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I took it the pitch mixed.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
It into my drink.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Okay, so kill me.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
I'm like, for what, you don't have anything.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
My little brother. We stopped at a gas station. I
can't oh, it was on the state hood.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Did Jase take the gas station boner pills?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
He saw it. It had a goat on it, and
he laughed and he goes, huh, goat weed because he
worked at this with the goats.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Did he buy them and take them?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
It was the night that the bachelorette party was there.
When we put we put a yeah dick dangle or
dangle Yeah he danglar yeah on their door, called for
a good time. We put his phone number.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
I hooked. I was hooking her brother.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah, I was pimp.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
But we stopped at a gas station on the way
to Saint Louis and it had like goat weed in
the bathroom, like boner pills, and so he bought it,
thinking this is cool as ship man, and then he
took it. That night, he went out and got high
and drunk at the casino in Saint.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Louis where Bob had a show that night.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah, and then he ended up coming back to the
hotel and we put the bachelorette party on there, like
call him. His phone was blown up the entire night,
but then he disappeared because he didn't end up back
in our room. We don't know whose room he ended
up back in, but we met up with him at
the next day at the show.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, it was a bachelor party of like tenorette or yeah, bachelorette, not.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Achel would have been funnier.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
But.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
There was a bachelorette party about four or five rooms
down from ours, and I put his number. I convinced
them that he was a stripper, so I gave them
his phone number.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
He was.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
He wasn't with us at the time. He was off
doing something else and his phone started blowing up. All
these all these numbers started calling him, and he was
asking about it, and I eventually confessed. I said, dude,
there's like all these hot ladies.
Speaker 6 (38:31):
They they're trying to get with you.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Where are they said? They're in our hotel a few
rooms down from us and about I guess what thirty
minutes later. We didn't see him until we went twenty
four hours.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
We had no idea where it was.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Twelve was a twelve hours seeing him on the show floor.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
That's right. The next day, Yeah, we walked in. He's
about twelve hours later, we've we found him and he
just had this biggest, the biggest like shitting and grin
on his face.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
All because a gas station boner pills and wandering off. Yeah,
he got drunk and wandered off.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I told some some hot ladies they were about they
were like eight solid eight eights and nine and uh,
I told him like a Kentucky eight or like a yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
I was just gonna say, like a drunk eight.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
No, we were we were in Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We were in Saint Louis. So they came from out
of town. So they weren't Missouri, they weren't Kentucky, they
weren't Indiana. We don't know where they were from. We
just know that when we got into our hotel room,
they were all congo line with baggage like luggage going into.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
The It was just it was just a group of
ladies looking.
Speaker 7 (39:37):
Oh they had baggage too.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Oh yeah, it was just a group of ladies looking
for a good time. So I helped him out and
I got her brother. I guess I got him laid by,
like I don't think he did. Like, what was it
five or six girls?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
There was a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Uh, take a drink. If you've ever seen the human centipede, Also,
explain yourself.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
What if you lived it?
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Not me, I'm just like asking.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I don't think anybody.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
I never saw it.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
I understand the concept and so I never saw it.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
It gave me nightmares for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
It's a horror movie about eating ass. I understand what
it is. Mike.
Speaker 7 (40:16):
I already clarified that I didn't want.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
To see it.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
I had no desire to see it. When it came
out I heard about it.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Yeah, that just sounds dumb to me.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I mean, I.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
Understand the horror of it, but it just sounds dumb.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Let me eat a Reese's cup and then she I.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Love the South Park of it though the iPad.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Kyle was in the middle of two Asian guys.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
Did I eat the fish head or a vanilla pudding?
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Here we go, Mike, take a drink. If you've seen
every Harry Potter movie, no muggles allowed this round.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
You've seen every Harry Potter of it.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I know I'm working.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
I've seen everyone live.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
I have no shame.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I love Harry Potter. I've got I probably support my
uh my deathly Hello's tattoo I have.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
I hate the fact that I've seen everyone.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
I love Harry Potter.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
I hate too. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
I didn't really enjoy.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
I enjoyed the first movie moderately, and after that they
just got worse.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Once it got to Goblet of Fire, they fucked it
all up. Because Goblet of Fire was my favorite book
and they just destroyed it.
Speaker 13 (41:31):
I like them.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
I have no shame.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
I have no shame. I love the books, I love
the movies. I love the universe.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
I think it's all great.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Why would you have shame? Fucking wear it proud, dude.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
I do, Yeah, dude, idea. I got the deathly hellless tattoo.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
I love Harry Potter.
Speaker 6 (41:46):
He needs some new tattoos. No shame in my game.
Speaker 9 (41:50):
You definitely you definitely loved the Harry Potter since you
were you know I like the books.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
Well, you got the book and you were reading the
book when you we were at a family reunion. My
grandma had to yellow.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
It wasn't my family. I didn't need to be. I
had a book.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
I was a brand new I'm not technically family, so
I'm not here. Leave me alone.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
Yeah, kind of, that's what I do when I go
to her family's house in Indiana.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
No you don't. You smoke fucking dad pens and chug beers.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
And I ate twelve pizzas.
Speaker 8 (42:22):
Yeah, that didn't fly with my grandmother, so he didn't
get to read for well.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
The funny thing was it was when it was when
the last book came out, and I didn't pre order anything,
and I was going to just kind of wait to
buy it, and like it was sold out everywhere around here.
Then we get down to boufu fucking southern Illinois, the
middle of nowhere, and we ran to we had to
run to Walmarts pick up hot dog buns, and they
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had a literal palette of the books there, and they
were selling them for like half price because nobody was
buying them because you know, fuck reading, apparently, so.
Speaker 7 (42:58):
I do.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
I enjoyed.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
But yeah, so I bought a book and I went
back to the hotel room, and I was like sitting
in the hotel room or reading my book content and series.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Then Shawna's grandma said, you tell that man of yours
to get down here and be social.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Wow, I went down to because like we're in this
hotel that like the entire place was rented.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Out by her family.
Speaker 8 (43:23):
Looked out.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Yeah, and they had like a bonfire pit and stuff.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
So you got a bunch of bunch of uh fine
folk out there sitting around a bonfire.
Speaker 8 (43:33):
Playing ninety one year old grandmother loves her jello shots.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Ninety one year old lady forcing jello shots on me
after I like thirty seconds after I get down by
the fire here.
Speaker 6 (43:43):
You need some of these.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
They yeah, And I mean like literally gallon bags of
jello shots of a sort of and and of jello
shots to the last of the reunion was like a
three day weekend, and they had yellow shots.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
Pretty much right up to the last day. Instruments, yeah, a.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Bunch of the assorted Southern folk brought their their guitars
and their their.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Their mouth harps and sir get fiddles their mouth harps.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
Yeah. I mean it was a good time. Don't get
me wrong. I actually really, I really like that side
of the family.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I have a mouth harp in my Amazon cart.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
You are a mouth harp. I have a mouth harp
somewhere in this house, so I think it's the attic. Actually,
but I do have one.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Oh my god, what's the next thing?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Whoever had to drink last round? Drink again?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
All of us? Next?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Okay, oh god, I grab two.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
Tell the amazing clown story.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
No, shut up, you ruined my thirty minutes of my
life just gone, thank you.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
It looked like forty seven. I don't know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
He didn't listen to.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
The whole thing.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
No I did. I listened to every word. Cut everyone
who has ever camped out at a music festival take
a drink.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
You're gonna say, everyone who has cancer, hopefully none of us.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
We have got a message for you for psychomania in
the rain.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
That doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
It was a music festival. We got flooded out and
we had to sleep in the car.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
I don't count that.
Speaker 8 (45:32):
Lollapaluza loa, that's gay.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
Used to be gay?
Speaker 8 (45:44):
No, not not when we were a teenager.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
I didn't. I like the warp tour better.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Is great.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Warp tour kicks ass Mexican or fest.
Speaker 8 (45:57):
That's pretty fucked up.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
And I didn't know, you beg, you didn't know.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
It's Mexican or Chinese food. Everyone votes the losing team
drinks twice, so Mexican food. Who's for Mexican food?
Speaker 7 (46:14):
Ding?
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Ding?
Speaker 6 (46:15):
And you raise both hands and votes.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
No, you gotta vote Chinese food.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Oh my god, that's question.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yea, Mike's the deciding vote.
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Fuck.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
I love boats so much.
Speaker 7 (46:32):
Actually, no, so hey, there's a there's a restaurant in
Phoenix called Chico Bandido and they have they combined both
because both use rice and both have a tortilla and
so you can get like a bean burrito with orange
chicken in it. Oh, the most amazing fucking restaurant ever.
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
What you said is my blueoo oh exactly, I missed
that place. What's the name of Mike has to go
so you Oh my god, orange chicken and fajitas at
the same time.
Speaker 7 (47:07):
Oh yeah, it's it's the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
It's it's fantastic.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
But those are my two favorite things.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Well, technically it's three to two regardless of what Mike says, so,
whoever said Mexican, take a drink?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
I can choose both?
Speaker 1 (47:22):
You could, I get you can't choose both. You still
have to choose one.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
But I might.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
I might have to go Mexican because chips and salsa.
Speaker 7 (47:33):
Hey, Mike, just drink anyway, because you're an indecisive bitch.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
I want Chinese food and Mexican food. Look, I don't know,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
It's hungry.
Speaker 6 (47:46):
I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You take your mityl.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
I want hetas an orange chicken.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
That make a decision, sweetheart, I choose Mexican food.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Let's see here. This one is weird. But which player
can come up with the best idea for an app
off the top of their head? The person the person
with the most votes gives out three joints.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
You guys remember you guys remember Lemon Party?
Speaker 7 (48:23):
So Lemon.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
It's that but from the creators of only Fans. Nope,
that probably wouldn't make a hole that makes some money.
There's a lot of people out there that have a
senior citizen kink. There, Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
There probably is?
Speaker 7 (48:48):
I hope. I hope.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
So I'm not one to shame, I am. You don't
want to know, whatever, whatever gets your jolly's man, I say,
go for it.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Come up with an app idea, Shauna, off the top
of your head, the best, the best idea.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Yeah, we gotta wait for Shane to get back.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
It'll be all right. Well, I mean I could put
that on hold. Which is the next one?
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Oh god, damn my apps? In a fight we fits,
We're going to be rich, dude. I mean, I'll be
your agent.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
I'll be your agent.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
I'm in all.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
I want ten, That's all I want.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
You got it? Take twenty? No, dude, I can't do
that to you.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Read that.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
I love you too much. I'll do I'll do fifteen,
all right, okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Read it.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
In a in a fight between the youngest and oldest players,
who would win? So you versus the person with the
most votes gives out two drinks? So I think is
the oldest? Am I the oldest?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
When's your birthday year?
Speaker 6 (50:02):
Third? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Nineteen seventy five?
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Older than McShane, yes, yeah, even Bush?
Speaker 3 (50:12):
So yeah, I'm older than McShane.
Speaker 7 (50:15):
So so me versus Tabby?
Speaker 8 (50:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (50:17):
In a fight, all right, who would win? Let's see
the votes?
Speaker 3 (50:22):
Fits?
Speaker 7 (50:25):
Sorry, Tabby, I don't mean to laugh. I'm sorry, I
straight face right, I'm.
Speaker 6 (50:30):
Here for you.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
But being the gentleman is he would he would let
you get a couple of licks at totally see. And
my role is when the woman, I get to pick
where the lick is. But then it's then it's hey,
that's my wife, you son of a bit, I know,
but you said it so I you threw the softball.
Speaker 7 (50:49):
I had to hit it.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
That's my white word. I'm a bit, all right.
Speaker 7 (50:58):
So so I so I win the fights, I get
to pick, I get to hand out three drinks to
only two.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
The person who has the most boats. So yeah, I
already said Fitz would kick my.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
Ass fits with dog.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yes, unless my fat ass could sit on top of him.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
No, he knows a way out.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
He knows a way out, but I weighlight it twice
as much as he does.
Speaker 7 (51:21):
That's not even close to being true.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
It would be dead.
Speaker 7 (51:24):
And also I'm stronger than I.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Look can you he's not? So can you want to
let's just three talk about three hundred?
Speaker 7 (51:34):
I'm just saying, can I bench three hundred? Is that
what you're asking?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
Dead lift? Three hundred?
Speaker 7 (51:40):
Dead lift?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yeah? You said sit on me.
Speaker 7 (51:42):
That means I can bench press?
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Can you bench three hundred?
Speaker 7 (51:45):
Then I can absolutely bench three hundred and making bench
press twice my weight.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
Then I'm done for Okay, fits wins.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Wait, wait, so you'll sit on Fits but not me?
Speaker 5 (51:55):
What the fuck.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
This?
Speaker 3 (52:00):
I'm joking.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
I'm joking dead tomorrow right?
Speaker 6 (52:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (52:04):
I sat on him and Mike tonight.
Speaker 7 (52:08):
All right, all right, so I'm handing out three drinks. Right,
that's the deal, too, all right, to to to Oh,
just to Mike, take both of them, all.
Speaker 6 (52:18):
Right, I love yous.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
I'll just finish the camp drink.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
If your family has a Costco membership.
Speaker 6 (52:30):
Not me, No, my grandparents, grandma. No, that's Sam's club.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
We don't have one.
Speaker 6 (52:36):
I love my Costco membership.
Speaker 8 (52:38):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
I want you.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
I want a Costco membership. So fucking bad. Just the
money I've saved on gas this year has paid for
it us. And it was free.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
Drink.
Speaker 6 (52:52):
If you're on your period, oh, I guess I'm drinking again.
Speaker 7 (53:00):
Luckily, I just finished, so I'm good.
Speaker 8 (53:09):
A period.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
I've got the strawberry Shortcake Imperial. Al oh, yeah, it's
so good.
Speaker 6 (53:14):
I'm gonna I'm gonna send you.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
I heard that that chick was a wildcat in bed.
Speaker 7 (53:21):
And smell good too, and smell yeah exactly, yes.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Once we can find well, I couldn't find a full
four pack, six pack, four pack four, it's a four,
it's a four. I couldn't find a four pack tonight.
I could only find two in the single choose whatever,
And she.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Goes, do you want to send these last Well, I'll
get these last two and you can just send one
to fifth one.
Speaker 6 (53:47):
But she said no, I want them them.
Speaker 7 (53:52):
Actually, hey, next next round of beers is on me.
I need to get you guys some some good stuff
from we We do.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
Need to do a beer exchange soon, very soli.
Speaker 7 (54:00):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
So vote on how to properly say I'm gonna say
it my way, and it would be cararamel.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Oh, caramel's carmel, carmel caramel. Yeah, what do you say? Caramel?
Speaker 6 (54:23):
Caramel? Because it's caramelized, this caramelized.
Speaker 7 (54:26):
This caramelized. Yes, exactly, it's.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Not a caramelized take a fucking drink.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
No, it's it's caramelized when you're talking about caramelizing something.
But when it's the the sticky, the dessert topping, it's caramel.
Speaker 7 (54:42):
Are you some kind of French, faggot.
Speaker 6 (54:48):
I am neither of those things, sir.
Speaker 7 (54:50):
It's caramel. It's kind of camels.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
Take a drink.
Speaker 7 (54:58):
You you were out voted for a everybody like every yeah,
like one.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
Hundred to one. So just I'm not going to drink
because you all told me to. Not going to do
it because I want to want to.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Make sure say it, man, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (55:17):
Caramel not caramel.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Everybody but you says I'm the only straight person here.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
No, you're just the retard from You're the French. Now
at least I'm not either. I just have French in
my bloodline.
Speaker 6 (55:38):
Yeah. I was just saying I got a last name,
so I can't really say too much.
Speaker 7 (55:43):
I can't tell you how good it felt the same faggot.
Speaker 6 (55:47):
On a podcast. Hey, welcome, just period.
Speaker 7 (55:50):
I haven't said that in years.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
Anytime you want to just get that word after your chest,
fit's just a bundle of sticks, you exactly. Cigarette.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Hey guys, I'm just gonna jump on for like three
seconds and scream faggot and then just jump off.
Speaker 8 (56:07):
What's another word you ever just wanted to screamed?
Speaker 5 (56:11):
Retarded?
Speaker 3 (56:12):
I don't know that I ever stopped using I never
stopped using in certain circles.
Speaker 8 (56:18):
I mean it was technically the correct term along time.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yes, my boss was like, I never used the word cunt,
but she's a fucking cunt. I'm like, I love the
word cunty.
Speaker 8 (56:33):
She was like, every day at least, what's the day color?
Speaker 1 (56:37):
I learned.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
I learned that all of my coworkers love throwing the
They throw the word retard around more than I do.
Speaker 6 (56:45):
What do work with?
Speaker 5 (56:47):
You do? What?
Speaker 7 (56:51):
Yeah? What's the what's the common denominator?
Speaker 3 (56:53):
Mike? I mean, well, no, sometimes nope, we all refer
to each other as retarded. Ah no, yeah, mm hmmm.
Speaker 6 (57:02):
And the caramel.
Speaker 7 (57:11):
The retarded caramels. That's your new rock band.
Speaker 6 (57:16):
I like that caramelized retards.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
Caramels.
Speaker 6 (57:24):
Put a little accent mark over it so it's more metal.
Speaker 1 (57:27):
That's how.
Speaker 7 (57:28):
That's how my cigar got brown.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
Your birthday is way better than mine.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Told you you could have invited anybody you wanted to,
and you said, no, we're just gonna.
Speaker 5 (57:46):
Know you already took them to go with these assholes.
Speaker 3 (57:50):
Yeah, I'm sorry for on behalf of both of you.
I'm sorry that we're who you invited.
Speaker 6 (57:55):
No, it's not don't.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
I wanted you, but she she pirated you all before
I've got a chance to. I wanted all of you guys.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
I said, what do you want to do for your birthday?
And you're like, oh no, I'm gonna chill, We're gonna vibe,
We're gonna drink, and I'm like, cool, I got whiskey, Helen.
I had to say it.
Speaker 6 (58:12):
You took all the.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
I had busting left.
Speaker 6 (58:16):
What am I gonna get? Fucking D word?
Speaker 3 (58:23):
I'm as on the show in two weeks when we
play D and.
Speaker 6 (58:28):
D because they brought dads back, so he technically counts.
Speaker 3 (58:32):
Now yeah for a third time. It took three attempts
for Dad's on day could get anywhere. Eoy, Hey, here
they are.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
So which player would be the first to die in
a scary movie? The person with the most votes?
Speaker 7 (58:52):
And you know what, I'm voting Aaron only because he
would sacrifice himself to save us.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
For the greater good.
Speaker 6 (58:59):
Oh you're yeah, you're the tough guy that's gonna kill everybody.
Speaker 1 (59:01):
Uh, I'm just saying Aaron's sister.
Speaker 3 (59:10):
Aaron's too busy ranting about how he hates liberals. Toby,
what's happening? And he ends up dying.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
I want to make a short film. Me and MICHAELA
were actually talking earlier about Joe.
Speaker 6 (59:21):
Biden Sniff's Aaron so hard he gets sucked through his nose.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
Jesus Christ, nobody laughed.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Horror movie mcshane's laughing, laughing.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
No, but Mikayla and myself were talking earlier about bringing
back a good good guy, a good man versus bad guy.
And I would totally make shorts about people, horror movies.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
That'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
That would be fun. Oh, Jesus Christ, take a drink.
If you own an IVY League T shirt or sweatshirt, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
Don't have enough money to own a I don't have
enough money to say Ivy League.
Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
I don't even used to Harvard Lacrosse. We know a
shirt or something. I don't remember what it was, though.
Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
I have a Harvard shirt from Harvard. And I also
got a shirt when I got accepted into Columbia and
I was going to go to Columbia and then my
life fell apart and I didn't go. But I bought
a shirt in that in that like two month span,
so I have two Ivy League. Hold on, hold on,
you got accepted to Columbia. Yeah, I don't know, but
(01:00:35):
I couldn't believe it either.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Wait, I want to know how we got a Harvard shirt.
Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
No, because because my exes fell my my ex's dad
went to Harvard and he thought it was like the
whole family. And I was with my ex for like
fourteen years, so the whole family he thought should be
douched out in Harvard ware. So he got us all
one for Christmas. And I still have it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Yeah it was free merch yeah, oh hell yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
But still and then and then when I thought I
was going to Columbia again to impress that same family,
like I got into Columbia too, I was like, look,
I even have the shirt. And then and then she
cheated on me. We broke up, and I still have
the shirt.
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
It's a good shirt. I mean, you don't just throw
a shirt out.
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
It's Columbia. I use it when I'm painting.
Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I would have loaded on fire'm.
Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
I uh. I've never told this before, but I almost
got accepted to the University of Tennessee almost.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Yeah, how almost.
Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
I was point three GPA points away from what they want.
I got accepted to on a win.
Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
I just wanted to go to my favorite college.
Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
I got a T shirt that says I I went.
I was excited to go to Yale until I found
out I was pronouncing it wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Y'all, y'all, that's how they say you forgot the apostrophe.
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
That's how they say it here, Aaron Yale, I go
to Yale.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
The electric toothbrush users Bush Buzz electric toothbrush users a
buzz Buzz bestie, take a drink. Anybody use an electric tooth.
Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Yes, I do school, I do this.
Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (01:02:20):
So but it has to be like it can be
anywhere in your body, right Ah?
Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Yes, Okay, well that's you clean your sphincter with an
electric toothbrush.
Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
I'm not naming any names, but yes.
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
He's not tailing tails out of school, fresh white mat teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
This one calls out a specific person individual which player
is most addicted to social media. The person with the
most votes must put their phone away and take a drink.
Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Jesus, I just spilled beer on my phone.
Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
You're dumb. I'm gonna say MacShane, bullshit.
Speaker 7 (01:02:59):
You.
Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
I'm I'm a whrror. I am a whore.
Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
Yeah, I'm I'm no.
Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Yeah, that's very possible.
Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
Bullshit. You're on your phone twenty four to seven.
Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Okay, I'm gonna vote for both of you.
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Take a drink. Yeah, it's a tie. It's a tie.
If she's not up here recording, she's on her phone
and then gets mad at Gunner for being on.
Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
His phone or making your birthday video.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
You are you come home and watch tiktoks until you
go to You do too. I watch television or play Xbox.
Xbox is not social media.
Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
It's true at the one point. For the good guys,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
I was watching the movie for our next episode while
you were on your phone, texting and on Facebook.
Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
No, I was texting, texting.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
I was texting, texting. I'm talking from Tennessee. Fits God,
damn it.
Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
I'm just day.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
This one to win. It's not a casting couch.
Speaker 6 (01:04:05):
It's black, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
Any couch can be a casting couch. If mcshane's around.
Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Christ all right.
Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Usually it's not allowed in our house.
Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
That's why I'm not mine either.
Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
When he's when he's coming up.
Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Here to Oregon, I'm like, dude, stay away from the couches.
Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
At a hotel.
Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
We'll meet you out.
Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Can we do that?
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
We have three couches.
Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
This one's black.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
There, they don't make it racist.
Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
It's a big black couch. It's a BBC.
Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
It's big, it's it's the biggest couch in the house,
the BBC casting couch.
Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
They always are.
Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Easier clean up. The black ones are the biggest. Anyway,
I did be on it.
Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
Now it's to say the and we're going to talk
about that too.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
It smells like strawberries.
Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
It smells like strawberries.
Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
It's big, it's black, and it smells like strawberries. Okay,
that's how you know.
Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
I'm out for this.
Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will stop now.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Please continue.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
That was amazing. That actually reminds me of our buddy
Chris Buckner as in Peace. So the first time I
met him at college. In college, I was sitting around
(01:05:45):
the nerd table and I was I can't remember what
I was talking about. He comes up behind me and
slams his hands on the table behind. Yes, he was
very very dark, complexed, dark mind.
Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
If we dance with your dates.
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
No, he said he was darker than that era. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
He played hide and seek in the dark and they
couldn't find him and they were like, hey, Buckner, Where
are you? He smiled and put his hands out, and
they found it.
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
He went to high school with me, in college with her,
and he.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Said, I like my women like I like my shakes,
vanilla and thick. And then he said, I'm gonna He said,
I'll meet you by the dumpster, and if you're not there,
then we're gonna have a problem. I'm like, I'm not
taking trash out tonight. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
He said the same thing to me, I'll meet.
Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
You by the dumpster.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Great pickup line, Yes, sir.
Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
It was great. Leading into which player has had sex
in the weirdest location the person with the most boats drinks.
Speaker 14 (01:07:00):
I'll lose weirdest, weirdest subjective though, Okay, yeah, exactly, Like
I have to take into account the fucking company here
because might be weird the rest of the world.
Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
You guys are gonna be like, dude, I did that
six times in sixth grade.
Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
M no, uh limousine for me saving myself for Helen Mirren.
Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
So you did saving himself for who should be dead
before you get to her.
Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
Uh yeah, weirdest place.
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Fucker we're here? Has it? Have you ever?
Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
I mean, I guess like in a in a back
Oh yeah, oh yeah, all right, So here's my here's mine.
I there's a few I could I guess I could
choose from, but I'm gonna use this one just because
it was kind of epic. And McShane, you know this
one to be fat because I bragged you about it
next day. But uh, there there there was this area
(01:08:04):
in downtown Scottsdale that like just had a lot of
weddings and the girl I was dating at the time and.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
I were just faces like, oh god, damn it.
Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
We were just we were just wandering through and we
wandered in to this wedding and there was like a
we could go upstairs and watch the wedding from this
balcony and we had sex up there while they were
like literally giving their vows.
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
I was drilling her from behind.
Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
That's beautiful. That's beautiful.
Speaker 7 (01:08:32):
It was. It was, and I she yeah, she's still
more satisfied. It was all downhill from there, I'll put
it that way.
Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
We did not get married.
Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
I think that's what she was thinking, Oh my god,
he's gonna ask me to marry him.
Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
And I did not.
Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
No, I just wanted to come and.
Speaker 7 (01:08:50):
That's all I wanted too many, too many blue cheese, babe.
Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Gotta get it out.
Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
What about you McShane. What's the weirdest place you've ever had?
Speaker 12 (01:08:59):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Uh, there's two churches. There is my teacher's desk, English
teacher's desk at school.
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Wait, hold on, you fucked your teacher room.
Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
He was a security Okay, I'm just saying, dude, we
know way too much about each other's past.
Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
We got a we got a real life Mary Kayla
Turno story happening.
Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
She was eighteen. Yeah, that's probably I think she was.
I think that was I think that was it. I
think that was it.
Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
The churches, that's pretty that's pretty good, though, dude, yours
Where in the.
Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Church was it?
Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
One one was a parking lot. The other one was
their little baptism and there's a Mormon church little baptism area.
Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
In the tub baptism room, nice room, or in the
baptism room room?
Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
Oh the room? I thought you like in the tub?
I damn, I just did a full.
Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
On rave turning turned into a we had bubbles and
shit going.
Speaker 8 (01:10:05):
Parties.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 7 (01:10:08):
Who else?
Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Mine would be in my parents' bed with the man
who is fourteen years older than me.
Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Oh, which is the weird part.
Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
No, not the vampire guy.
Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
He was only eight years older than I was.
Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Aaron.
Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Yeah, Aaron was only eight.
Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
His name was years older. Finished the sentence, place he was.
Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Only eight years old.
Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
That really changes the context.
Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
He was eight, No, eight years older.
Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
No, Rob was years older. He was the oldest person
at the party at my parents' house when they left
for the weekend.
Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
No, thank god.
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
He was a mojo He was a mojo guy.
Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Oh you yeah, yeah, you wore yeah what you.
Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
But my parents bed and everybody else was still up partying,
and I said this because let's.
Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
Go Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
It was Aaron.
Speaker 7 (01:11:12):
I feel like you're waiting.
Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
I feel like you're holding something in Aaron's about.
Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
To and here comes the trump card. I'm actually holding
seven aces.
Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Two waiting.
Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Was it with Shauna?
Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
Okay, all right, Aaron politely abstained.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
This was before we met. I guess I guess we
all have the past yuh playground equipment. Uh yeah, you
know those tube shapes. I'm gonna go there to last
tube shaped slides head sex.
Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
And one of those.
Speaker 8 (01:11:57):
There's more.
Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
Wait, I think Aaron's gonna win. They got a hunch.
Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
And and by sex do we mean a sexual actor?
Do we need like like penetration?
Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Yeah, insertion?
Speaker 7 (01:12:13):
Yeah, okay, okay, then I definitely came. That was my
weirdest Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
So there was the playground.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Jesus Christ, Aaron, what the fuck, dude, We're learning so
much for each other.
Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
He is like rolling through his Rolodex right now.
Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Welcome to the learning tree, everybody, taproom podcast, Welcome to.
Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
The facial expression says it all.
Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Just come on out, Aaron. She's not gonna hit you
if you say catwalk in the theater. Solid, hold on,
let the man finish. I want to hear Aaron's stories.
I'm investing.
Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Wait a minute, I was gonna say, in the makeup
room at a haunted house, the casting room couch on
fucking Halloween.
Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
That was babe.
Speaker 7 (01:13:06):
Yeah, bring five people, circle back to the casting couch.
Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Yes, we got caught by five people.
Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
We found out the next day that we had an audience.
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
I was drunk off of Yaeger and Rose and he
was just a combo Yaeger. Oh my god, I pooked
so much that night, I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
I smoked three joints with Reck Hall and drank yeager
and had uh and at twelve pack of beers. Yes,
I had a whole twelve packs to myself.
Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
No, it was a bad night.
Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Yeah, it was a bad night.
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
I'm surprised we got home alive.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I'm surprised that wasn't the night Gunner was conceived.
Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
No, surprised you could get it up at that point.
Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
This whole entire episode has been an episode sponsored by
Blue Choo.
Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Yeah exactly, It's been an advertisement for sponsored by gas
station Boner Pills.
Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
All right, horse, next card.
Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
You know what, I think we all won that one
because that we we've done some weird ship cheers to us,
to all of us and our weird sex places.
Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Well, I knew she's I knew about.
Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
I was like, I only knew about two of those.
Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
Well, you have the first time Seanna met my friends
from back home.
Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
I have a friend of mine, my buddy Steve, who
spent a good salad four hours trying to throw me
under the bus. I was like, dude, this is the
first time I brought a girl home from Illinois and
you spend four hours Like, hey, did you know he
did this.
Speaker 8 (01:14:42):
Did you know he did this?
Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
You know, Aaron should be a felon. I'm like, dude,
fuck up, what are you doing?
Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
He didn't really care for my response, said should I?
Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
And I mean, let's be honest, were you surprised by
any of it?
Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
No, exactly neither am I color me not? So what though?
I am surprised?
Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
Aaron?
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Who are you shocked?
Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Aaron?
Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
You slut that one time at the ice cream social.
Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
The ice cream social, the PTA.
Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
One Cyo, the Christian youth organization.
Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Put it on you.
Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
Oh boy, you know?
Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
Well, yeah, that's why we don't talk about that sex.
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Wait what.
Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
Faster? Bill?
Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Back when I was in the Scouts, I went to
all the other campers went to sleep, and I went
with Jackaw does that count?
Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
Well that's why I said like a sexual act, because
I did have. I did go into the girls dormitory
at NAU with my girlfriend at the time.
Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
She was showering.
Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
She said, follow me in. Two minutes later, I went
in and we we both like like, she jacked me
off and I fingered her while there were other girls
in the girl showered to us.
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
So that was that's a that's a our's where's the
weirdest place you've ever pumped one out?
Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
God, voting booth, the fifth.
Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
Boey herman on this ship.
Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Class once. No, no, no, no, freshman your ar voting booth.
Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
I was it was a joke.
Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
It was a.
Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Yeah, happened in Aaron's defense, he really wanted Trump to
beat Kamala.
Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Actually, they don't have privacy booths in Illinois. It was,
but when I was like eighteen voted in my first election,
they did have those ones with the big curtaine clothes
when you pulled off in there. I'm just saying it
could have, you know, theoretically alegibly, I know.
Speaker 7 (01:16:56):
I mean legit. I okay, so uh the words and
I I was in Ireland. I was in Ireland.
Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
I was in a pub that was built in like
the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
It was a bathroom about half the size of an
airplane bathroom. And by half, I mean the roof was even.
I had to stoop down to get in there, and
I did. I did rub one out there because the
bartender was so hot. You remember me telling you about
her exchange like this redheaded Irish girl that and something
(01:17:27):
about the Irish accent.
Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
I couldn't.
Speaker 7 (01:17:29):
So it was a little tiny like box in the
middle of Ireland and kill Kenny, Ireland.
Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
Hold on, honey, bath.
Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Oh it was.
Speaker 7 (01:17:41):
It was not even two minutes like she thought.
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
I was just eating down.
Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
I gotta go take a shit. I'll be great bag.
Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Yeah, the Preston Highway Meyer.
Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
Next question.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on? But were
we were we together?
Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
We were living at the apartments park lak uh one
of them. I was like, I'm kind of in the
mood right now. I was grocery shopping.
Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Awesome, you didn't have to touch me, right, Yeah, I'll
tell you one better.
Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
This was not me, but this is someone I am
aware of.
Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
A pump out in the toilet in the.
Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
Negative forty degree deep freeze warehouse for the Super Value
Grocery distribution center. Sub zero came. Yeah, you know how
determined you got to beat a rub one out?
Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
Oh yeah, I was. I'm gonna say that's that's some
fucking discipline.
Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
That's a mortal fatality right there.
Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Is that the meat locker they're in or.
Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
Brick hard so it doesn't the frost on the way
to the store.
Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
I could have eatn some thanks Aaron, What the fuck, dude.
Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
I said, it wasn't me. It was somebody.
Speaker 7 (01:19:07):
That's some that's some Frozene shiit. So somebody where is
my super suit?
Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
Just pretty much? Yeah, I'm not telling you.
Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
On the Geene Snyder doing one hundred miles per hour?
When was this way before me? And you ever got
to Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
I know because if I was in the car, I
would have done it for you.
Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
You wouldn't have bet I had. I had my foot
on the fucking gas pedal and just going.
Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
When was this how I say was.
Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Nine? I was twenty for the okay.
Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
So McShane was passed out in the back seat while
my current girlfriend was.
Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
You remember that mixing. We went up the flagstaff and
all got wayd too drunk. Wait car with you?
Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Oh yeah, he's passed out in the back was my
current my current she wasn't even my girlfriend yet. She
was just like a prospect. But she was like totally
in the Dave Matthews at the time. And uh and
I there's this place called Sunset Point and I was
racing to get the Sunset Point, so I was doing
one hundred plus.
Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
We were all wasted as fuck.
Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
McShane passed out and she was sh had her hand
down her pants and had like an amazing orgasm.
Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
And so we get to Matthew.
Speaker 7 (01:20:31):
It was Dave Matthews.
Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
So we get the sunset point and and she and
I are giggling and mcshane's like, what what the fuck
It's just a fucking sunset, and and she goes, I
just came.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Mike Shane was like what it's like. Yeah, I just
I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 7 (01:20:48):
I just I had to.
Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
I had to come.
Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Yeah, McShane, I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna double down on the beer when we
send out beers. I'm gonna double down for you, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Thank you, you bro. It's the trauma. That's that's why.
Speaker 7 (01:21:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Make shann is my friend and I want to support him.
Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
I want to in his moment of need.
Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
Yeah, but I can also fall asleep like anywhere. That's
the problem.
Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
That's true.
Speaker 7 (01:21:21):
Even Yeah, but we had had like three pictures of
the blood orange, oh, like a picture each.
Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Yeah, we were it was good. I might have to
be the whole case.
Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Drink. If you own a water bottle that has become
like a child.
Speaker 6 (01:21:44):
To you, you should chug everything you have?
Speaker 7 (01:21:46):
Then what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Like you you have no idea how many?
Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
Because it doesn't you let it suck.
Speaker 7 (01:21:54):
On your nipple or like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
So I have a gallon water bottle that I take
to work, and then I have a I have one
water four ounce, no, thirty two outs, the purple one, no,
the black No, the purple one is a gallon. The
black one is a thirty two.
Speaker 6 (01:22:18):
The black one.
Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Always the black one.
Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Isn't it say it like that?
Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
I have.
Speaker 9 (01:22:26):
Hold on.
Speaker 7 (01:22:26):
It's Niger Jesus.
Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
She calls it diddy, no idea baby oil balved. It's greasy, It's.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Not greasy and ewy, Derby, give.
Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
It some time, give it a minute.
Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
She puts a white shirt on it.
Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
And then I have a Derby cup that I take,
which is also thirty two ounces. So I have a
lot of water bottles and containers.
Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Yeah, but it said you treat it like a like
a what like a baby?
Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Is that what it's like?
Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
And I do dream she does? Now, Dude, it's disgusting.
It's embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
I would swing my water bottle at an incoming intruder
if I had to. So, No, it's not my child.
It's a weapon.
Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
I got it. I have a swim style that an
intruder if I needed to.
Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
I mean, anything's a weapon in that scenario.
Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
You're right, I have.
Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
I have one, and it's got all of the all
the sticker.
Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
I threw him once.
Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
Give me a break, hey Bee Fairy was like seventeen
and six three. I don't feel bad about it at all.
He just needed to be reminded who was dead.
Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Like I threw him once once.
Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
Goddamn it.
Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
It's not like I did it when he was a toddler.
I did it when he wighed one hundred and ninety.
Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
I waited until he was a man.
Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Wait, and then I threw him.
Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
He got he was getting a little too full of himself,
and he got in my face in the dock. So
I picked him up and threw him over my cadillac.
Speaker 7 (01:24:09):
I always appreciate that you gotta put them in their place.
Speaker 8 (01:24:12):
He smashed his hand because he.
Speaker 6 (01:24:14):
Saw, now.
Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
You're still on that bullshit and twenty fucking years. Get
the story right. So he had the gloves on.
Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Air.
Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Which player has the funniest losing their virginity story? The
person with the most votes gets a pass and everyone
else has to drink.
Speaker 6 (01:24:44):
I can't really say I lost it. I was trying
hard at fuck to give it away.
Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
I lost my virginity the day that Dale Earnhart died.
Speaker 8 (01:24:52):
Now that I'm older, it's not funny, it's sad.
Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Mind sad.
Speaker 6 (01:24:56):
I was listening to Corn's Freak on a leashartist ablished
that I was an altar boy.
Speaker 13 (01:25:01):
We're not having this conversation, no, I I yeah, I'm
out on this one.
Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Mine was the week before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
I don't have an outstanding one.
Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Circle. After it was over my I guess you could say,
one of my best friends at the time came over
and knocked on the door literally like three seconds afterwards,
and I walked outside and he was like, you just
had sex, didn't you. I was like yeah. Then my
(01:25:37):
boyfriend at the time walked out and he was like,
he's a piece of shit, the fucking douchebag that you
had sex with. I said, yeah, he's a fag. Now,
yeah he's a piece of shit.
Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
No, he's really not.
Speaker 6 (01:25:48):
He's a piece of shit, but he's not the gay thing.
Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
But that was mine. I had a perfect circle.
Speaker 7 (01:25:56):
I was listening to. I was listening to Bazzy Star
and it was like it was like it was I
wouldn't say it was out of the movies.
Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
But it was like everything that both you're a mood
hoping it would be huh you said a mood.
Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
I totally did. Like I planned the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Respect.
Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
Yeah, respect was it.
Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
It was a whole thing.
Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
And I I mean she and I dated for a
long time. I like we were pretty serious.
Speaker 7 (01:26:20):
But yeah, it was. It was not funny at all.
It was like super serious and I thought I was
gonna be with that girl for my whole life.
Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
You're a man on a mission though, I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
Hell yeah, and your mission accomplished.
Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
You got your hours, flowers, flower pedals, the whole thing, man.
Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Oh yeah, dude, handles, Yeah yeah, what about you make Shane?
When did your chair?
Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
It really wasn't anything even remotely interesting? Oh yeah, hi no,
so after it was after it was after school one
day at her host knows it. Oh, nothing really boring.
Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
Still many proud of it.
Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
I'm proud of you for it.
Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
I'm not really No, it was.
Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
Yes, sometimes are good, sometimes are bad?
Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
Yeah, just neutral? Yeah, yeah, but did you like that
happens that a girl you were into though.
Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
Sort of maybe I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
That's a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
At that time, I was into a fucking hole in
the wall.
Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
Yeah, you're you're really not selling it. Like I'm telling you,
there was nothing to sell.
Speaker 8 (01:27:35):
It was just that well from a girl's perspective, they're
kind of like, is that it or did that happen?
Is that what it's all about?
Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
What you know?
Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Like the girls.
Speaker 6 (01:27:50):
I don't care about the girls perspective the first.
Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
Time, you know, dude, I'm gonna be all right, here's
I'm not. I'm not trying to be like a romantic
or anything. But my mom actually required that I I
read the Kama Sutra and I and I didn't. I'm
not saying I did when I was sixteen, but I
read the cliffs Notes version of it back when they
were actually like the Yellow and Black Book, and so like,
(01:28:16):
I just felt like I knew my way around a
woman's body, and so I took it. I was like
it was a serious thing, Like I if I was
going to take this girl's virginity and she was going
to take mine, we were both going to remember this
ship for.
Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
The rest of our lives and as far as I know.
It worked because we talked years later and she she
was like, that was awesome. So you were you were
all in, you studied I I.
Speaker 7 (01:28:39):
I grew up with a single mom. And she was like,
don't ever treat me. Don't ever treat your girlfriend's like
like this guy treated me or like that guy treated me.
And I was like, Okay, it's a sacred thing. I'm
going to honor it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
I jacked off to the Karma Suture once the first
page in the library.
Speaker 7 (01:28:58):
With that candlestick had boobs.
Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
I wanted to I was thinking, me, we all played
that game. I was. I was probably like fourteen. Yeah,
well anyway, well it's not funny. So wait, who won that?
I think Tabby won it. I don't think.
Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
You're the birthday girl. We'll give you the win.
Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
Can I also say that I'm pretty sure that my
father disappeared that night to go and uh solicit Is
that the same day? No, that's when I was younger.
Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Not his virginity story yours.
Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
No, but he was gone that night. No, that was
when I was like four. Oh yeah, hold on, we
have to hold together.
Speaker 6 (01:29:53):
Conversation.
Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
Wait, hold the phone.
Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
No nope, no, no, I'll okay after show.
Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
After it's an off air topic, but she will tell you.
Speaker 7 (01:30:06):
Okay, but that's a giant sea clarification.
Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
Yeah, it'll Yeah, she will tell you the story, but
it is off air.
Speaker 8 (01:30:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
But no, my father was not there that night. I
don't know where he went.
Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
I mean I kind of hope not he went to
go buy milk.
Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Yes, he went to go, probably by his GPC spirtes,
but no, he was gone the entire night. I don't
know where my dad was. He should have been home
because my brother didn't live at home at that time,
so I had the bedroom to myself. So for those
of you listening, me and my brother shared a bedroom
from the time that he was born until he moved
(01:30:46):
out at nineteen years of age. So it was really weird.
But yeah, So all the players who wished you a
happy birthday this past year, take a drink. Oh everything, bit.
Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
Shit fuck this cup holder, would you fucking quick spill
in your bearul.
Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Suck you suck. I'm gonna because nobody wished me a
happy birthday yet this year, but it will be yet.
It will be my birthday on Wednesday, and if you
don't wish me a happy Birthday on Wednesday. Then fuck
you two you Oh hush, I don't get a personal
(01:31:28):
message from you. I would dive up there and punch
you in the face.
Speaker 6 (01:31:33):
Make Shane's gonna write you a song?
Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
On Twitter?
Speaker 8 (01:31:36):
I give out you know your music and card?
Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Make Shane better.
Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Give me careful You're gonna wind up on the five
thirty am good morning text message.
Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Wow, he hates me in the morning. On Facebook, I say, oh,
Sean has already posted at five thirty, even though it's
six thirty and I'm just no.
Speaker 6 (01:31:55):
She texts me, I'm in the other fucking room. Good morning,
Happy Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
I want a music video or a song bite from McShane. Oh,
here we go. The two players who have known each
other the longest take a drink together. Make Shane easily.
Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
You got like I said, you guys are practically brothers
at this point.
Speaker 5 (01:32:22):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Oh no, I love your friendship.
Speaker 6 (01:32:25):
I really do know.
Speaker 7 (01:32:27):
There are there are two people on this plane who
are still alive that I've known longer than McShane. One
is my mother and one is hefe you.
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
You and McShane, How old were you guys when you
first met? Do you remember I was. I think that
was eighteen. You were sixteen. We met in that volleyball
tournament where I did the Spider Man.
Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
that makes it, that makes sense.
Speaker 7 (01:32:54):
Yeah, so thirty two years that's not that's not too shabby.
Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
Mhmm.
Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
Yeah, that's a pretty long haul.
Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
The only person I still talk to that I'm not
related to that I've known that long is probably Jason
from Horrible Designs. I've known him since we were like seven.
We went to Catholic school together.
Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
We're trauma bonded.
Speaker 7 (01:33:28):
That's a bond that doesn't end.
Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
No matter how much counseling you go to.
Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
Yeah, right, being this year seventeen? No, yeah, nine, No
we've met?
Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
Eight?
Speaker 10 (01:33:41):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:33:42):
Yeah, huh no.
Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
Nine fight fight fight, fight, fight twenty bucks on tabby.
Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Remember of eight?
Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
No, no deal.
Speaker 7 (01:33:54):
No, I'm not saying Halloween of nine.
Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
No, we got yeah huh ya wait wait wait, wait,
oh my god, hold on, hold.
Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
On, hold on, thank you sound like such a chick
right now, Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Aaron.
Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
When did you break up with April?
Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
Or yeah, April in two thousand and eight?
Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Okay, so it was November eight.
Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Yeah, because I broke up with her in November of eight.
She tried to kill me in September of eight because
I wanted to go watch a football I got.
Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
You drunk and beat your ass at a sex store
with a flogger. Yes, that night, after you drank four Windexes.
Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
Yeah, okay, hold it, I think somebody owes some drinks.
How did that not come out?
Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Which?
Speaker 7 (01:34:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Where all of that?
Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
You just all of that, Just drink for that.
Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
There's no detail that you need to pick out that
you need to drink for. It's just all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Okay. A Windex is all.
Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
The clear liquors plus blue Carousel.
Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
It's a half ounce or yeah, a half ounce of
every clear liquor behind the bar, and then an ounce
of the blue Carousel. And the only way that you
can drink it is you throw the straw down and
then chug it because if you sip it, I had
to burns I had that night, and then we.
Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
Where does the flogger come in?
Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
We ended up.
Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
That's what we're waiting for. Your listeners, are we get
that blue? Why was Mike being flogged?
Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Because I never went to a sex store before?
Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
No, I have, I just I wanted to go to
a sex shop and.
Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
I found a flogger and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
I took a hot girl drinking and then I wanted
to be drunk and I wanted to, you know, let's
go to the sex store.
Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
And buy and look at toys, and I Abby was
blogging you I.
Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
Beat the fun out and mc shane, mc shane, that
reminds me of That reminds me of the story when
we were in Vegas, Like I guess that was for
my birthday, like two or three years ago, and we
paid that guy that that cavit did just take us
to a random strip club and it was like this.
Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
It was in a sex store and they were trying to.
Speaker 7 (01:36:23):
Hawk all this stuff on us and then they then
they took us to this velvet rope which was literally
come stained, and they're like, oh, yeah, it's only fifty
bucks to get back here, and we're like we're we're
the fuck out of here. We don't want to beat
her anymore.
Speaker 5 (01:36:37):
That was somebody's that might have been That might have
been your bachelor party. So that was a while back.
Oh that was yeah, that was John and yeah all
those guys. Yeah, Bill's mom, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
Bill's mom was there. Yeah, it's a long joke. It's
just it's just a guy named Bill. But he's such
a fucking we'll see we just.
Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
His own mom. It's how long have you and your
wife been married? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
Shit, mask, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 7 (01:37:10):
We got married in twenty nineteen because we were we
we always commented how we were glad we went on
our honeymoon because then COVID hit and everything shut down,
so it was we Yeah, we went August. We were
married in May. Yeah, so it was like it was
like June. We went on our May.
Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
Hold on are we were married nineteenth?
Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Third time?
Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
May?
Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Nineteenth?
Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Made damn it?
Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
We were married three times, three times married three times?
Speaker 7 (01:37:47):
Yeah, but we but we've been together since, uh for
a while, twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
Okay, yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
This is our sixteenth year.
Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
Nice, congrats.
Speaker 8 (01:38:06):
Nineteen the mismay will be twenty.
Speaker 7 (01:38:09):
Yeah McShane McShane and his wife have us all beat.
Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
How long have you have you been marry McShane twenty
for twenty three years?
Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
Twenty three years?
Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
Oh congratulations, man.
Speaker 7 (01:38:20):
Yeah, and you guys have been almost together like a
year and a half or so past that.
Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Here's to make sen something like that. Yeah, what's your anniversary?
Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
March sixth?
Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
No ship, Yeah, right after my birthday.
Speaker 6 (01:38:37):
Damn, my mom's birthday is the seventh.
Speaker 5 (01:38:41):
Alright, an invite to the wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
Okay, I'll let her know that you're sorry. Just give
her tequilas you'll be able to just make margarita. She'll forget.
Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
He'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
So the player who brought this game to the party
gives out three drinks. So that's me, bitch, how fuck you?
Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Three drinks too fits just because.
Speaker 7 (01:39:05):
And I gladly accept.
Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Them and solidarity fits.
Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Are you taking three my triple sour, triple sour Monkey
victory three?
Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
Three drinks from the triple sour. That's sour Monkey sour.
Speaker 8 (01:39:20):
It is a.
Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Nine and a half.
Speaker 6 (01:39:27):
Monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
And also, to end this episode, the hosts of the
party gives a toast, everyone cheers and takes a drink.
Thank you all who have joined us.
Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
Is that how we're wrapping the episode?
Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Absolutely, it's perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
While we're on it, go ahead and promote everything you
got going.
Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
On, and then we'll cheers, and then we'll we'll somebody
go first, one, two, three, go.
Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
All right, whiskey hell podcasts. That's that's our show. You
guys can check it out pretty much any place that
you download your podcast on or stream them. It's at
Whiskey Underscore Hell. If you guys want to follow us
on x and if you're.
Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Good time, you should got to Patreon dot com slash
Whiskey help pot.
Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
And subscribe because it's so please do yes.
Speaker 7 (01:40:25):
And I and I and I promise, Like, whatever you
heard here tonight was no reflection of how we are
on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:40:31):
We are so much worse on the show.
Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
So if you joined the Whiskey Hell Patreon, you get
access to the live stream during the show. Yeah, all
the other smooth brain fucked tards that are going to
be in here just sang the most ignorant ship trying
to derail these poor guys while they're trying to do
it wonderful.
Speaker 7 (01:40:52):
Sometimes sometimes it actually works and that is the best part.
Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
It's usually.
Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
But no, my sex beers that I put in Chat
are top tier edge me with a traffic cone Imperial
l My sex beers are gold standard and I've got
I've got some brand new ones coming soon. Oh sweet
baby Jesus, we we will not be in Chat tomorrow
(01:41:21):
night or the following the weekend. But in two weeks
we will be Yes, in two weeks, we will be
back in chat. We we've our next two saturdays are
booked up.
Speaker 6 (01:41:30):
I got to stay a week so they got something
to feed off of. Thanks guys. This it's up to
l and Aaron and hopefully Beard is in there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
Maybe.
Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Yeah, he's not getting least too.
Speaker 6 (01:41:45):
Busy getting laid to be in chat.
Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
Shout out Beard, deliberty.
Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
That's pretty much pretty much the only reason you should
miss our show.
Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
Actually, if you're getting laid, or listen while you're being
chat while you're getting laid.
Speaker 6 (01:41:59):
Do both of the same both. I'm in see a
long string of just q F, m q F, m
q F, m q F, m q F. We never
had sex in their.
Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
Chat, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
We can try now, you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:42:16):
I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
Now, I have to be up in like three hours.
Speaker 6 (01:42:23):
I'm up now, baby, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
That's your problem, now be quick eron Aaron.
Speaker 6 (01:42:30):
Feel free to promote your stuff, my guy. I had
to say it podcast. I don't recommend it.
Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
I do.
Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
You can do better with your team, I do too.
Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
Yeah, it's available on all your podcast platforms, look for
a big screaming gorilla face with a microphone, and then
you found the right show. And yeah, it's basically just
me venting my spleening colon and I'm this year, I
am bound determined to get back into having guests on
the show.
Speaker 6 (01:42:58):
So you guys are all, of course cordially.
Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
Invited whenever you feel like coming in to just rant
and rave and say ship that you don't feel like
you want to put on your own platforms.
Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
We get drunk.
Speaker 10 (01:43:08):
Here we go.
Speaker 6 (01:43:09):
Yeah appropriate, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
All the all the wildly inappropriate things that you just
don't want to be affiliated with.
Speaker 6 (01:43:16):
We can, we can.
Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
We've got voice modulators, we can hide your identity, we
can ask.
Speaker 6 (01:43:20):
Who you are. It's fine, I don't want to ask.
Let's go yeah, well I'm not.
Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
Worried about you.
Speaker 6 (01:43:27):
Yes, yeah, it's basically just me venting my spleen or.
Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
On the guest episodes, it's usually very conversational and we
have some really good talks. Oddly enough, you know, thanks
thanks to the you find gentleman from Whiskey Hell. I
made a new friend recently.
Speaker 6 (01:43:45):
With uh, oh my god, know who the is?
Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
It's I was just on his podcast two weeks ago. George,
thank you. Yeah, I'm blaming the bourbon, but yeah, I
went on Georgia's show and he's a he's a pretty
good dude. Yeah, yeah, uh, he's definitely cut from the
(01:44:10):
same bolt, you know. So we had a lot in common,
just do to our outside podcasting life too. It was
very interesting talk. Hell yeah, can be coming on sometime
down the line here. And like I said, obviously, you
guys are always welcome. And some day I might actually
get my wife to come on my show. She's been on,
she's been on, She's been on the Great Stafford Podcast
(01:44:33):
more than she's been on my show. And don't know
how that works.
Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
Again, she will come on your show and come wherever
she wants to.
Speaker 9 (01:44:44):
Well, it's as progative usually when we get on our
own time frame here, you'd like to argue, do you
want to punch him?
Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Do you want to punch him? For you, Shanna, I
will punch him.
Speaker 8 (01:44:58):
Oh no, no no, just like I said, don't you
touch me?
Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
All right, And as always, you can find our stuff
at Grace taproom dot com, all of our listening platforms,
Our merch Store, Patreon, all of the socials, Facebook, x Instagram,
everything is there.
Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
We love you guys, babe, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
Thank you and thank you guys so much for being
a part of my birthday episode. I I can't give
enough love for you guys like I'm I love you
guys so much. Thank you for taking time out of
your day to be a part of this, and so
(01:45:40):
much fucking love for you guys. Thank you guys who
like listens to this, and thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
And we'll see you guys and cheers, Yes, cheers cheers
can I'll cheer? Happy birthday, babe, Thank you, spill another beer,
another beer.
Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
Thank you guys. I love you guys here and you
guys listening.
Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
As well, and I love you too. As you point
to everyone, well I pointed to them. Then and tune
in next week when we cover two thousand and one
super Troopers, and then after that we will be playing
a one shot of Dungeons and Dragons with our special
guest Ajak the Stoned Running DM. We will see you
(01:46:28):
guys next week. We love you and have a great rest.
Speaker 5 (01:46:31):
Of your week.
Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
As always, thank you for joining us for this episode.
Don't forget to check out our link tree at linktr
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Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
Don't text and drive, don't drink and drive, and always
drink responsibly.
Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Speaker 6 (01:47:07):
Thanks for hanging out and get home safe.
Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
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