Episode 199: Mike and Tab Join the WWE

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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello wrestling fans, Welcome to a brand new episode of
The Grace Taproom Podcast. I am your co host, Mike
and with me as always, from Louisville, Kentucky. Weighing in
at whatever average weight of a woman is. She is
the WWE Women's Universal Champion. Ladies and gentlemen, the trash can.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
What's up? I don't know. Okay, you could say super fat. Okay,
I'm fine with that because I am super fat for now.
Weighing in at Oh dear God, but that's a huge bitch.
Is that better? I love it? That was hilarious. You
should have led with that one.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Weighing in it from from Louisville, Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Ye, pat back. If you look over there, you know
the one time, Oh my god, did I tell you
when I was she makes Nya Jacks look like Morgan?
Is that what you wanted? Is that? Okay? Okay, I'm okay.
I'm okay with myself, so I know I'm not I know,

(01:36):
I'm no live Morgan. I mean, hey, I'm hitting it.
Yeah you are? You just hit it right there. That's
not what I meant. But No, when I was in
high school, I was in the front yard of my well,
one of my friend's house, and her older or his
older sister was sitting on the porch and all of

(01:59):
a sudden, the good Your blimp flew across the sky
because of course it's Derby. And I was walking across
the street to come into the yard and she goes, hey,
look there goes the good Year blimp, and Jason nearly
pissed himself laughing. I was mad, and she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
not you. The good Year blimp was up there and

(02:19):
I looked up and it wasn't there, and Jace was
still laughing his asshole. It moved really fast. It has
rocket ship powers. But they were talking they I thought
they were talking about me walking across the street. But anyway,
it's God damn. That's good, is it? Yes? Nice? So
is mine. You've got the uh margarita ones again? Yeah?

(02:42):
I do, or whatever they are. I am drinking a
strawberry cosmo.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I didn't like them in a can. They're delicious.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
What are you gonna do about the BlackBerry mohiedo one?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well, sweetheart, that's why I bought you know, I bought
that Kraken for a reason.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, and mine too.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Someone remember what happened last weekend? I threw up something
in the toilet, you mean all over the toilet.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I did my best. Well, it was gross. I did
my best. But I've made my own drink, and yeah,
I think I might stick to it. It's pretty good.
Clear saltzer, no flavor, just bubble water, right, uh, and
one and a half to two ounces of flavored vodka.

(03:25):
Certain flavors do have sugars and carbs, but this one
does not natural sugars. No sugar, that artificial crap. No sugars. Well,
there's literally no sugar. Oh there's not in the sugar,
no carbs, no, oh, very nice, absolutely not. It just
tastes like raspberries. That's keto friendly, Yes it is. And
it tastes like a raspberry white cloth because I'm drinking
raspberry bud.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I think these had what two or three?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well, yeah, I think four. That's not that much. Yeah,
but if you add them up four times twelve forty eight. Yeah,
but if you're doing keto, you're only all of these
is one. All of this is one coke, which sounds delicious. Well,
and but you've got to realize though that on the
keto you can only have twenty grams of carbs a day. Yeah,

(04:12):
and if you drink a whole case of those, you
get you throw it up and boom it's all wine. Okay, boom.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
See that's the trick. You have to You have to
drink so all of them, so you get drunk. Can
you throw up like I did? And then you feel fine?
Science science doctor boo. Doctor Fauci says, we have to
believe this.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Suck my ass anyway, So sorry, I had to force
that cough. Sorry, I had to say it's okay, no one,
We're not sick.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, it's just it was eighty two today and it's
going to be what sixty tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Something like that. Sixty two a lot cooler. Yesterday it
was sixty six. Uh yeah, sixty five yesterday. I know
that it was cold enough that I tried to open
the windows, but it was too cold to open the windows. Yeah,
it was cold enough to where the windows could. I
tried to open it, but it was too cold that
I had to shut them. So yeah, lots of weather

(05:14):
changes and tornadoes potentially on Sunday episode one ninety nine. Babe, Yeah,
one ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Who to Funk we'd come this far.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm excited for two hundred next week. Yeah, we will
be live.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Streaming two hundred on our YouTube channel all all. However
many minutes of it that it is, it.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Might be a while. Yeah, no, it'll probably be about
two hours. Anything over two hours. It's just overkill, I feel.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
And if you miss the live stream, that's perfectly fine
because it'll be on Spotify and Apple and all that
shit as well.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
But it'll be edited there.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
So if you want to see the unedited stuff, which
you could see if you're a patron, then.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
You can also jump in yeah, into the maybe well no, no, no, no, no, no,
like into our zoom meetings. Oh that yes, if we
have enough people who are like, hey, this is cool,
we're going to jump into your recordings and we get
more people who want to do that. Well, no, we
had talked about the idea putting the but no so

(06:19):
yes so onto our topic because I feel like this
is going to take a little bit.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
This was your idea, it was this was not the
idea I had, which we will do in two weeks,
which is some Monday night wars.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh yeah we can't. Yeah, we can do that later.
I still have to get affiliated associated. But whatever acclimated.
I got you acclimated with WCW because I have no idea.
I got you. I barely know what WWE is. You're
you know a lot so far, You're you're getting in there. Yeah,
you're pretty like now I do, because it's like the
modern day stuff that I know well.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
And then all the old matches that I that I
always grew up enjoying.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I've shown you. Yeah, but I was drunk with most
of them, so I don't remember a whole lot. I
guess that's I just remember Mick Foley and his bad
ass y of bad ass. Yeah, well we'll just have
to watch him again. I mean, I'm fine with that.
What are we doing.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Tomorrow in the rain besides not a goddamn thing.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I'm cool with that. Rink all day.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Forced Mikayla to watch w CW.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
She'll love it. She'll love it. MICHAELA will absolutely love it. So, Mikayla,
if you're listening to this on Sunday when it comes
out on Patreon, ha, we made you watch it, so boom, bitch.
The idea that I have come up with was what
if we were wrestlers?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
What if we were in the w w E.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
What if we were in the WWE tap Room Championship Wrestling?
No ha I And And the reason why I thought
about this is because when I mean, I was driving
home from my new place and it's quite a drive,
so I got to listen and think the new job,

(08:01):
the new job, And so I was thinking that when
you because Gunner wants to be a wrestler, right, yeah,
he really wants to be a wrestler when he grows up,
which is great, great dream kid. We'll get you as
far as we can get you. And I've really thought
about it, and it's literally like building a D and
D player, like a character. It could be. That's the

(08:25):
way that I thought about it. Okay, like what's my stats? Yeah?
What do I look like? What's my characteristics? Well? Let
me uh riddle me this.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
So based on the questions that we're gonna go through
in this episode and our characters and who we are
as far as far as WWE superstars or did you
have like an idea like how long have we been
in the WWE or do we decide that on our own?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Guy? Based on our characters as much as I've seen
as much as I've seen right now with everybody who
is is the hot hot to go persons right now.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Guys like Cody Roads, Randy Orton, Kevin Owens.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Jay Usso l A, Nyeh, people of the sky at
that level that they exactly okay, are we in that
We're we're about thirteen years in twelve ten, ten to
thirteen years.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay, so we're about where uh yeah, okay, Jimmy and
Jay have been in it for fourteen.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, so we're I mean we're like uh, penta kind
of thing like not Nubi Nuoby newbies, but just enough.
So I'd say about ten, ten to thirteen years is.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Where we're because yeah, Penta has been in the game
for I think going in the twenties, close to but
he was in Luca Underground in Mexico where he got started.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Then he went, so I figured we do like we'd
a w TNA start off at OVW and then move
up to NXT and then from there we sat there
for a while and.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Stewed start off in the indies and then then well
we got a okay and that was but that was
a long time ago. Now we're probably about i'd say.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
About thirteen oh you mean like NWWE at this point, oh,
at this point, No, like maybe five.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Years we've been okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
In the game itself. No, okay, thirteen years, I got you. Okay,
I'm falling. I thought of it that way. Okay. It
seems like everybody really gets their footing pretty well around
thirteen years in the industry itself. Yeah, between thirteen and
fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well, yeah, depending on their skill level and their athleticism
and how the uh the board of directors and such
as seeing there didn't build.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
And also the character their character. God damn, maybe juice bullshit. Okay, no,
I think I need to change my coil.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Oh all right, well, since this was your idea, yes
you uh ladies first? Yeah, all right, so oh real quick,
keep in mind, because of my experience and playing video games,
going back to like the old WWE video games on

(11:10):
PlayStation and Nintendo sixty four, where you get to create.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
A character, you've already created this game.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I have been I've probably I'm probably like I've been
in the game longer than John Cena.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'm I'm the Undertaker.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Well not not quite that old, because he came out
in thirty five years ago.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well, he came into WWE in nineteen ninety at Survivor series.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Okay, okay, but.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
He was he started out in WCW and in the indies.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
But this is like back in the eighties. Okay, so
but yeah, I mean I know you that's why you
have notes in IDs.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well when when you were talking about this and I said, oh,
it's fine, I've had this character I had for like
for years. I'm fine, I know, I yeah, I have everything.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
So we'll just go back and forth. Okay, let's go.
I'm excited. What is your wrestler name? No this you go,
I know. So my wrestler name, of course would be
the trash Can. Okay, EO Sky would have a very
hard time climbing up with me. Yeah. That was a

(12:22):
joke because she puts no I know on her and.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I know, Okay, as soon as you said it, my
brain went to her putting that yellow and purple garbage
scan back at War Games last year and the year before.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
That's the first episode I ever. Okay, So, yeah, what
is your wrestling name. Mine's trash Can tab or trash Can.
My wrestling name is Mike Gray going name, yeah, straight name, Yeah, Okay, yeah,
mm hmm. I like it very John Cena of you.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
It is kind of a call back to that sort
of now when me and my cousin had our two
person wrestling.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Promotion, I thought you meant Ninja Club, but you had
a wrestler. We had that too.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, well in the summer and yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
In the summer you had Ninja club.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yes, well we had a Yeah, we were affiliates with
w CW at the time. Also, Uh, he was Scorpion.
I was Iceberg because because.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Sub zero Goldberg.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
No, because stinging scorpion. Sting on his ear is a
white scorpions, so that was him. Yeah, I was Iceberg
because Goldberg.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah I figured that much. Yeah, that's pretty that's I mean.
I'll applaud you both for we were creative.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
We were one like Wish dot TMU knockoffs. We was
that Sting though we have Sting and Goldberg at home
and it was ten year olds. We were the prequel.
We were the prequel to Goldberg and Sting It.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
So next one would be what would be your entrance music?
My entrance?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yep, Well, I know you had asked me that on
a past episode.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Now, Nope, we were drunk downstairs when we were when
I was the.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
First w WE episode we did a couple of months ago.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
It's Metallica.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
It was Battery by Metallica. But I thought about it,
and I would want something. I would want an original song,
not something by a band, like like the way that
Seampunk does right, or when Goldberg's theme was Megadeth, or
when Sting had a Metallica theme song Seeking Destroy but
it was the live version from Woodstock ninety nine. But no,

(14:47):
I would want think, honestly think Pentas theme, something something.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Like that, Okay, no lyrics, no, just music, yeah, just heavy,
just metal, but we're just instrumental, Okay, something similar to that.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
I actually decided on this after I heard his new theme.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I'm like, yeah, I got of.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I want to thing like that that at that speed
and that that heavy.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
It Fox, damn it, I love it. Zero d Do
Do Do Do Do And it just makes you go
crazy in the car. You're like, yeah, yeah, like what
about you. Mine would be if I went with an original,
I would want she to write me some nasty hard

(15:41):
ship fu. Yeah. I want them to write a little
entrance music for me. Shout out to Louisville's best band she.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Nope, I have that.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
I made a thing. It's gonna be in the merch
store just because she is the sledge Stoner doom metal
band where it's like you make that nasty face for
their breakdowns and shit, whereas Yeah, and it just I
feel like something like gross coming out where the fans are.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Like yeah, based on how this episode goes, I already
have a character like what I'm picturing in my head
for you for me, yeah, and then and you'll you'll
love it, trust me. No, it's cool. It's very cool.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Or the other one that I really like as well
is the band The Browning Hive Mind. I did one
of those before we came up, the Browning. I made
it browning. He did, made a browning. My Hive Mind
made a browning. You're behind made of browning? Did but No,
if you guys get a chance, go listen to Hive
Mind by the Browning. It's it's very electronic at the beginning,

(16:55):
and then it gets very heavy, heavy metal, and like
there's something about the song and like I can pinpoint
the part where I walk out and the crowd's going
crazy and it's like open the pit up and they
all start mashing and I jump in and start moshing
with all you kind of thing, getting everybody in it.

(17:15):
Mm hm. I love the Browning. I love that song.
Next one would be what is your costume? Oh I
have Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Huh so you know picture like the boot. We're gonna
start from the feet and go up all right, so
you know, like the the the medium boots like Stone
Cold Wears that comes up to like right here those
where are those?

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I've got pads? Solid black? Uh?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
You know the shorts like Austin Theory wears. Yes when
I show you so yes, yes, yes, yes, that but
they're Austin.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Theory was the one that had on the zebra print shorts.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
No, that was that was uh uh Austin Oh my.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
God, because his shorts looked exactly like my shorts downstairs,
except minor marble wall Austin. I'll have to I'll have
Grayson Waller shorts like this Austin Theory. I'll look it up, go.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Ahead, okay, but that uh, they're black on the side.
It's there. There's like an orange stripe on on the
side and it's not solid but it's more of like
uh like it's pattern like the they.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Look like Boxer Breeze. Let me show me.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yes, those I wear those are really tight swing But
picture that gear, but it's orange and black mostly mostly black.
Or would would more orange and less black or more
black and less orange either one?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
What do you think I see? Depending do you, I
would go with black with the orange, solid black with
the orange trim or whatever. Yeah, okay, that I've got.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Of course, the around the hands like like Randy Orton
has that on both no yellow pats and that's it nice.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, okay, my turn, that's it.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Okay, that's on Rustlemania two thousand. That's that's what I wear.
I want to get but the but instead of the
like how seam punks is white, mine's black. My wrist
and hands that they're taped.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Up in black. Oh, I forgot to add one in here.
I should probably write that down before I forget. But
mine would be starting from the bottom up, so I
would have on vans okay. Then I would have cargo
pants okay, and then a band T shirt more along

(19:53):
the lines of uh what, No.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Keep talking, No, I'm looking for something I wanted to
show you. You said, uh, vans.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, I'm going to show cargo pants, ripped band, t
shirt preferably she because of course they're doing my intro music.
You know those gel bracelets that we used to have
back in high school.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Look at aj Lee's boots. It's Chuck, Taylor.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I can't wear chucks. They hurt my feet.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
You no, I mean, look like, look at the way
they look that. That's what I picture you having on
those boots.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Maybe you know the gel bracelets, yeah, that we had
back in the day. You were in Gel's in ring.
If you broke it, yeah, if you broke it it
meant something. Or if you give somebody a colored one those, yes,
I remember those have all of those even oh my god,
you whore. Of course I would do like keep the

(20:51):
bleached hair, and then.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I think you should do seth Rollins twenty fourteen hair
black except for some of it is is that like
it is right now.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I could do a reversal and do all blonde with
a package. Hey, there you go, a reverse. You know what, though,
I did look pretty damn good with the half black
half blonde, the one that Tiffany did to me that
one time, son of a bitch. Change it out, save
it for later, get rid of it. I don't have
a crack in up here. You do all right, you
do it live on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
There's there's always a toolbox in the tap room.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Keep going. But I would have like black fingernails with
glitter in it. I know glitter is gross, but that
was like the look of the late nineties, early two thousands.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
So is it kind of like like a Rhea Ripley
sort of thing or is this like two thousand and
one New Metal? Yeah, Bulldog Bulldog days. Yeah, your finisher
should be named the bulldog. Actually, there is a finish well,
there's a move called the Bulldog. Yeah, it's very easy
to do.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Mine would be, uh, take out trash.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Rick Steiner did it to uh buff Bagwell and broke
his neck.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Almost Jesus Christ. I'll have to see that. It's an
easy move.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, it's easy as fuck to do.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, how like Seampunko's go to sleep. Yeah, mine would
be taken out the.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Trash garbage day.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Ooh, I like that garbage day. The bag I don't know,
we'll think of it.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I need to know what the move is first.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
I know we'll we'll get drunk and move the coffee
table downstairs and do it later.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Obviously while we're watching SmackDown.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, okay, we'll let you kick my ass just to
find a cool move that I can do. Okay, are
you really gonna shotgun that? Yeah? Oh God, may the
odds ever be in your favor on that. One three
two one ding ding Dan for fro do. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh,
what you guys don't understand is this BlackBerry mohedo of
these white claws. It tastes like Nike will No, it's

(22:51):
diamond tap. I would take Nike will over.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I had to play a guitar solo that.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
More look like a recording recorder solo. Excellent. I was
about to say that, so it makes you and I
love blackberries and I love mohidos, but that tastes like
diamond tat. Oh, get a look at his ours. Pew trid,
pew trid.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
I got one more in there.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
You've already drank.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
It was before you came out.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh so you've already drank too.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, well three if you count the one I just had.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
What would your finisher be? Since we're on finishers, all right,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
It's super cool. Actually, so and.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
You were about to get up and show me I
was like, wait, there's no room. No, there's no turn
buckles in here.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Okay, so what it is?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Turn buckle.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yes, I sit on the top turn buckle and you're
standing in front of me. I've got your I pull
your head back like almost like a reverse td DDT,
like you're doing scorpion deak drop. But what I do
is I basically do a holding your head, I do
a front flip over you, and basically it's like a

(24:04):
front flip stunner stone Cold sunner.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
If anyone has ever played WWF No Mercy for Nintendo
sixty four, that move is on there. But it is
a special that's cool.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I like that. It sounds awesome, like I'm picturing it
in my head.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, because Kevin Owens has already had his blessing to
use the stunner from Stone Cold himself, so I can't
do that now, so I have to put my own.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Take on it. That noises me trying to get ice
out of my but.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
It's it's basically I'm I'm front flipping over your head,
over you and hitting you with a stunner on my
way down.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Okay, I think that's awesome. Yeah, I've been sitting here
trying to think of garbage, garbage day or something to
do with trash. I can't think of a good one.
I'll think of one, Honestly.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I think if you just went with a classic DDT,
you're good.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, but everybody does that.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well, there was a there's a wrestler. His name is Raven.
His his finisher was called the even Flow. But it's
like a it's a d d T. But what he
does is he kicks you in the stomach, pull you,
pulls your head in and locks you in and like
yeats his self back, holding you like it's it's not
just like watch the Rock do a D D TR.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Like how he.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Holds you instead of just like falling back like you
hug yourself.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
The funck back puped you into the wood chipper, the
wood chipper.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
The Tucker. Yeah, the Tucker. There you go, inspired by
Alan Tutic.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Look at look a champ.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
We have it's rest it's w w theme uh season,
It's WrestleMania season in the tap room, well everywhere. But
we need some sort of memorability up here, so I
put my title up here. What's the you know another finish?

(26:02):
I could see you pull them off. Honestly, is just
you're runner the middle power bomb? Yeah, I really it
wouldn't be effective because you're only five eight. Yeah, power
bomb is more of a tall person.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I like. Uh. I always like the moves that they
do when they like jump off the turn buckle and
like grab their head and flip them down like EO
Sky does all the time. And I don't know the
name of that Sunset power bomb? Is that what that is? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Where she flips like hold your waist and flips over
you and then.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
No, no, where she stands on the turn buckle, jumps,
grabs your shoulders and your neck and then flips you
and hurrican rana. Is that what that is?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Like the move that all the Luca doors do, Yeah,
like feet around the head and you and yeah, you
do this.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Cool little flip.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, I'm too big for it, but would be pretty
rad to see a big gal.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Do you doing Luca librace? Shit? I mean I need
to go train.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I mean that'd be pretty rad, Like oh my, oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
What the where did that come from? What the fuck? Okay,
I get behind this chip. Yeah, because everybody's gonna be
expecting a larger person like Naya, Jacks and Piper to
just be like, oh ddts dinner. Then's just jump off
here and make me feet.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
No wha, let's we're not gonna we're not gonna use
that tone when we talk about the Stunner. That's a
respectable move and we'll honor it. It's the stunner, I know.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
But I'm gonna punch you in the face. Well, you're
the one that badmounted the stunner. I didn't badmouth the stunner.
I'm just explaining that the bigger people can't do that.
But it would be a shock to everybody. What if
John Cena did it?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
You do in the jackcamer that's Goldberg's finisher. If you
had if Bill Goldberg gave you his blessing, Like if
you said, Goldberg, would it be cool if if I
use the Jack camera? You would have to ask him,
well yeah, and if he said yeah, yeah, go for it,
carry it, continue its legacy. It's an easy move. It's
pick him up, supplex yeah, and then floom yeah yeah,

(28:27):
Jack caamer would be cool, and you're you get to
honor you got Goldberg's blessing to use his finisher as
carry it on, continue it he passed Goldberg passed.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
The torch to you.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yes, that would be cool, but you would have to
before you did it, have to hit him with the
spear first.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I know it's a common move. Now, No, I love spears.
Spears are the coolest thing ever.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Bron Breaker is the next best to current the best
because he's in air.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
He has in flight.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Everyone else is like a foot on the ground, even
Rollman foot on the ground. But bron Breaker is supermanning.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
No, he's going to go through somebody one of these days.
He's going to show as he's after. He just moved
the ring. Did I show you that clip? You've showed
me the three times he has done it?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Rules, Yeah, you move with the r I've never seen
someone hit the ropes and the ring shifts.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay, So next one would be would you be on
Raw or would you be on SmackDown Raw? I would
be on Raw as well. Raw. I like the lineup
better on Raw. I'm sorry, yeah, I do I know
that Friday night everybody is like, mom, I'm on Netflix,
check money? Please? Would you okay? Would you be a

(29:48):
heel or would you be a face faced face? Why?
I want?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I like, I want the crowd interaction with my entrance
coming out. I want everyone like, I want everyone having
like a good fucking time. Yeah, okay, if everyone If
I if I'm coming out to the ring and everyone's like, ah,
fuck this guy, he sucks, You're a douche.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
No, would you ever have a heel turn? If Triple H.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Told me, Hey, what we're gonna do is we're gonna
turn your heel, I would say, Okay, So first of all, why,
what what benefit would it bring to if? If if
it makes sense for like whatever storyline I'm a part of,
right and it has and it's a long story, Okay, sure,
yeah I will.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
I'll play ball for sure. I'm in the fucking w
w E right, let's go. I'll do anything. Just keep
me on the main roster.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
If it makes sense for the story for me to
be a heel, Okay, will I go? Will I have
a face turn?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Like in a will I go back? Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
If it makes sense for for my storyline, let's go. Nice,
But I if it's if it's my decision, I want
to be a face. I want to be a baby face.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I would be a heel to start off.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I'd sign autographs for kids as I'm walking out to
the ring, I'd flip them off. Look Stone Cold did
that and he was the biggest face of all time.
I know.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
I'm just saying, I know I have a strategy. I
have strategy. Now, I'd be heel coming out. Yeah, I mean,
look at the name, Look at my outfit, look at
my music. What are you going to expect? Are you
going to expect to face out of that?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Your finisher's name is the Compactor, trash compact trash, Yeah,
the compactor.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
But it's the jackhammer instead of the jack camera. Yeah,
but no, I would definitely be a heel to start.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Okay, you want the yeah, trash can socks, Yeah, trash
can socks.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, I love it. I want little kids in the
front road to say.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Fuck, you're trying to cut a promo and oh no,
not John Cena bad, Dominic Mysterio bad.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
He has not he's not been booed that that bad?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yah huh, John Cena bad, Yeah huh.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
He's been booed. John Asina bad. Still going. I swear
you said the other night you haven't heard a pop.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Well that's because it's John. But Dominic Mysterio has been
having those booze for his run. Yeah, ever since he
kicked Edge in the nuts and then closelined his father.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I I would be a heel, but I wouldn't be
like the nasty type people, so you'd be more of
the anti hero. I would be more along the lines
of I'd be a seth Ellens. Seth Ellens's face according

(33:04):
to the.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Whole ass arena sings your song to you and cheers
you when the music stops and keeps going your fucking
face look.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
At the roster. Then on WWE dot Com, I did
just say no, but I'm just saying I'm Jess whatever.
But no, I would be a heel. I would I
would want the booze. I would want people to hate me.
But then I know that there would be a better
storyline set up to where like you have a face turn,
I would have a face turn, so my face turn

(33:40):
would be included into.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah you turn on you and Nya Jacks are like
a like how how night?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Hold on? Hear me out?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Next one is, oh, your your rival?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Okay, so my rival would be Charlotte Flair your face.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Your face as fuck.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Wait a minute, though, and Charlotte are besties. Okay, you're
doing the Live Morgan Raquel thing or the live Morgan
Rihea thing.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Oh when back when they're back back when Ria and
Live we're a tag team.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, besties.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Okay, I'm following you. Then Nia Jackson, Tiffany's Chatton. Yes,
right before Tiffany turned on my Oh, I'm alright, I'm
I'm in something like that.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I'm in. I'm listening. She's like, hey, I brought you in.
We're gonna be besties. You're up and coming, You're awesome.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
And then like they have, you're making tiktoks together backstage,
goofing around, you travel together.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Well, my tag team partner, I can bring this in
now who turns out to be my tag team partner?
So out of nowhere. During a match between Bailey.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
And ha Ha, No, no, no, no, not just I
picture you and Bianca as like you would be a dope.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Team, two totally different styles and people.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
No, yeah, just like you and your best friend Heather.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
She's yeha, I'm ye naw. I'm just saying no, okay, okay.
So like something happens to like Bailey in the ring
and Charlotte comes out and she's like, are you gonna
beat her ass? Well you didn't know, but me and
Bailey have gotten close and you're fucking with my girl now,
so I'm gonna have to beat your ass Charlotte, Okay,

(35:30):
and then me and Bailey become tag team.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Bailey's being a bitch or Charlotte's.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Being a bitch to bea yeah, there's my tag team partner.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
They're setting up like a like a rivalry, like Bailey
won Royal Rumble and she's she picked Charlotte to go
to WrestleMania to fight, and Charlotte's like, and you and
Bailey are like, you're caught, You're in the middle.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Well, no, no, I have nothing to do with it,
but Bailey's always been.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Nice to me, and yeah, so it would makes sense
for you to be caught in the middle of this.
And now it's like, are you with her or you
with me? And Charlotte's like talking shit to you, but
you're like, she's my friend, She's just she's angry. But eventually,
so now we're at WrestleMania and you're out there with
Charlotte at ringside, like, uh, but she.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Does a cheap move on Bailey and and you're like,
Bailey's about to lose You're like, fuck this, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah, and then you slide a cherry in Bailey's like
referees knocked out. Bailey grabs the chair boom and you're like,
I didn't do shit.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
The crowd goes fucking wild. There's my face there.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Bailey hits one, two, three, and then you slide in
the ring and you grab Bailey's hand. She's she won
the title and you're like bitch, and you're like, we're
going for beers after this.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Let's go and you and Bailey we get white clothes
thrown into the ring like stone cold.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
You and Bailey go to the back, just drinks.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Watch a reflee the cody roads jay us so, yes, yes,
but no, that's that would be my face turn you
pick up. So I would be a heeled for about
a year and a half. Yeah, two years, get me
a good hated. There you go and everybody's like, oh,
you're with Charlotte, you're riding her coat tails.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Well, you're still with Charlotte, but now the crowd is
like they're starting to like lean on you, like, okay,
she's being abused and Charlotte's being really abusive to her,
So we're gonna go ahead and side with trash Can.
But even though even though she's like, yeah, no, I'm
I've seen this a million times and it's fun to
see every time. This literally is this happened within the

(37:28):
Bloodline with Jay and Sammy and Jimmy not so low.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
But I would be healed just long enough.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Charlotte's limp body like Bailey, hold up one one, one
quick thing I gotta do.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Let me real quick.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
You picked Charlotte up and hit the jack camera, your
music hits and we both just sto cold white cloths
in the ring and Pat.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
McAfee is on the announced table.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Oh cool, Mirchael Cole, Are you saying that? Michael Cole's
going like it's like that Joe Rogan and the you.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah, okay, I'm And but it has.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
To happen at Russell May Night too, Russell Maine No
Night one, that's the first match kick off open with
that ship comping.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, and then come to find out I have a match,
a tag team match on Night two that I was
supposed to have with Charlotte, but her ass got kicked
so bad. Guess who's my tag team part? Well?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
At the same time, after that, at Mania Becky comes
out and she returns celebrates with you, and the three
of you form a faction.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, that'd be cool.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
You Becky, your your two favorites, Becky Bailey, and you
form a faction. But the Birches, which vit all out
to the group, shout out to the group chat, Well
you're a group chat chat.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
That's yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
The Birches and Shelby, Tiffany and Stephanie are all sitting
at ringside watch chat because you got them.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
We got them tickets.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I have Birch shirts on b w O, the Birch
World Order.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's your that's your fact bow Birch World Order. But
no like and then the second night would be b
w oh b w O. But then on the second night,
I'm supposed to tag team with Charlotte, but her ass
got beat so bad by Bailey, she couldn't show up.
And they're like, you're gonna be disqualified if you don't
have a tag team partner. Boom q Bailey's music.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
She comes in, She's like, I got you, bitch, And
it sets up a story for you and Charlotte as
a rivalry, and you could carry it over into summer slam.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yep, you're welcome. I love this. There you go. Who's
your nemesis? My rival? I like Nemesis better, but you're right.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Well, nemesis Nemesis sounds like that I'm Superman and I
have to fight Lex Luthor.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, but you have to fight them if you want
that paycheck.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Well, I know my uh my, my rival would be
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I've Nick Foley. No, I'm just kidding. No, no, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I could never you could. There There isn't a paycheck
that is big enough for me. All right, you're gonna
fight Nick Foley? No not, I'll quit.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
You get four hundred million dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
I cannot. I cannot do that with Mick. No, I
would want it to be on the current roster. Oh man,
the way it's going right now. Oh ship, I think
I've got two.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
I want. I want Drew McIntyre or I want Gunther.
Gunther made my son cry. Did I wanted his asses?
I got I got your fucking number. Gun through you.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
You made our sun cry at Saturday Night Main event.
I'm on to you, bro.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
He made him cry twice.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Because and because John Cena's leaving and Cody's already I
don't want to. I don't want to be I don't
want to rip off that, but I would go if
I was in there, I would probably.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
I wouldn't want I would want a piece of gun there. Yeah,
he's a damn good heel, or or all the heels
so far that. I Oh, they're pretty right, they did
really well. I might want to crack at Roman. Yeah,
that would be a big boss to take down.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I got your tribal chief right here, boy. But every
time he comes out and we're watching it, I have
to I have to stand up and put the ones up.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I have to acknowledge my tribal chiefs. No, okay, So
who would your tag team partner be? Oh that's easy,
let's go. Yeah. I almost we would be best pals.
I almost almost had a male as my tax team partner. Okay,

(42:05):
see him? Punk?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Punk? Oh god, I love punk punkin Sammy, those two
are my dudes.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I think I would love to form some sort of
an alliance with either Sammy or j.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Jay's Got tax or Jimmy Penta. But Penta is a
good I like. I mean, I like them all on
their own. But if it was, like you need a
tag team partner.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Someone, Yeah, I need a tag team partner, Like if
you you're you have a tag team match tonight, or
it's gonna be you. It's gonna be a handicap two
on one, so it's the balls in your court. I
would go around asking the first two I would ask
or it would be either Sammy's ay if he said,
and then I would go to j There is a third, Actually, no,

(42:56):
it would it would be I would honestly, I would
go with Seth.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I would go with Seth Freakin Rollins for sure.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Okay, so take your Roman would tell me not Paul.
Paul Hayman would make him say no to me.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Take your number one choice for your tag team partner.
So mine's Bailey and yours same as Sam. Who are
you against an a tag team match? Okay? For the
tag team World title?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Oh it's a tag team it's a tag title mat,
tag title match. Let's say you made it, then it's
gonna Oh my god, who are.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
You going up against? I want to make it exciting, Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I want to make it a lot of fun. I
want the fans to be like this. I want this
is awesome chance, I want holy shit chance, we're going
for the current w W Tag Team champions. I want
the fucking street profits.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
They are so good.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
We're gonna put on a fucking show. We're gonna put
on a fucking show. I would be against no specialty match,
no no letters chairs. Yeah, it's just a regular world
tag title match. But I think the two of us
going for the with the street profits, we could put
on a fucking a good show.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
We could put on a fucking clinic. Oh yeah, if
I use that term right, I'm forty. We would uh
yeat busting all over the ring, skibbity riz no cat Okay.
I have no idea what any of that means. Sure, mine,
of course would be Bailey. Yeah, go up against Charlotte

(44:26):
Flair and either Roxanne Perez or Michael Cole. Roxane Perez
and Charlotte. Did you say Michael Cole? He did? Why
do you want to fight Michael Cole? He's not a wrestler.
I don't, because that is, if I remember correctly, Bailey
stated that Michael Cole would never get into the ring

(44:47):
with her, so she's always challenging him. That's why there's
a beef. I thought it would be funny. Well, you
stupid idiot that she actually made a statement. I know. Yes,
that's why I said, Michael Cole. You know when they
put Pat McAfee in for the Royal Rumble and he

(45:08):
jumped in, no, I'm good, thank you jump almost. Yeah, yeah,
that's kind of the way it would be, and then
Charlotte Flair be fucked. But no, I would say Charlotte
Flair in Roxane Perez okay because there's beef. Okay.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Roxanne is good too. I know, I'm I'm having.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
A lot of fun watching her. She's doing pretty good.
That ship goes hard, she is.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
She crushed it in the Rumble, She's the longest in
the Royal Rumble. She wrote Bailey's record.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Yeah, she did awesome in the elimination chamber and she's
crushing it over at an XT, So that would that
would be an awesome fun and plus her and Bailey
have an actual rivalry, so that that would be dope.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
That's a good pick. I like that.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
I'll be a fun as Would it be just a
tag match or would it be a women's tag team
tag title match?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
That's a women's tag team title match, Okay, the championship match.
So if what okay, next question is what title belt
are you winning? What belt are you going for? And
who are you taking the belt away from. Let's see,

(46:31):
do you want me to go first with mine? Or
how long are you thinking? How long have I been
in about five years in w w E yeah, or
in wrestling in general w w E oh, I'd say probably.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
About how long have I been on the Monday Night
Raw roster?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
About five years? Five years, I'd say five years. You're
pretty you're pretty solid, You've you've gained rank really quick.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I wanted to make sense. I don't want to oversell myself.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Well, don't make sense. Let's just say you've already you're
you're you're. Yeah, I'm gonna start it off, no no, no,
no dream match but not dream match, but title match
like you're you're your top notch, You're there, You're you're
going like you're jay Ouso famous.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
No no for for my storyline, I wanted to make
it make sense.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
I think I'm gonna hit up l A Night for
that US title. Okay, but I'm on Raw.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah, Okay, bron Breaker in a Continental okay, Okay. I
have nothing but respect and love for that man.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
That dude, works.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
He is a workhorse.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Mike.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
My caliber of superstar currently is I haven't been in
the game. He well, I've been in the game longer
than him, because he came from n XT a couple
of years ago. He's on his second intercontinental title. Ryan,
I think, yeah, I think I think I would go.
I think I have a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Working with him.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I'd have a lot of fun working with Braun. I
think we could do some cool work together. Fans would
love it. It'd be a cool main event for on RAW.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Let's do Broun. I'm gonna go bron Breaker in a
continental title match. Okay. Mine would be the women's world
heavyweight Okay against Rhya Ripley. Okay, that would be That
would be my title match. Okay. Then I would want you.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
And Ria yep okay, just to prove, yeah that you
know your first this but this would be your first
world title match.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
This would be my first world title match. Okay, I'm
going for the big dog. Okay, I'm gonna take her throat.
You don't want to. You don't want to whoop on Lyra?

Speaker 1 (48:48):
No, Chelsea Green, No, Okay, Lyra's face. You're still fighter,
but you go straight to the top to yep. Okay, okay,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
I think it would be a fun match.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
You know what, you you won Women's Elimination Chamber. It
was your first one. You won it WrestleMania. Or would
you rather it be at like Summer Slam or on
Raw or something.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Like that, Summer Slam. Probably at Summer Slam. Yeah, I
think taking it from SummerSlam would be better. That'll be
fine because it'd be right after WrestleMania. She just got
the title belt back. Boom, here's your chance, and it's
likely to be at an outdoor stadium. So she just
wanted at WrestleMania, and I throw the gauntlet down and
say yeah, let's go. Okay, So that'd be dope. I

(49:37):
could see that, all right. So last one on the list.
What is your dream match? Here we go, okay, specialty
type match or title match? And who is it against?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
My dream match?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I get to decide.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
It will be a title match.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
It is for the WWE Universal Championship.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
It is going to be at WrestleMania. I won I
won Royal Rumble this year. Okay, let's just say I
want I run Royal Rumble, my first Royal rumble. I
was twenty I was number twenty one, and the rumble
I picked the current WWE Universal Champion.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
In my mind's eye see him Punk.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
We're both faced, we're both over with the crowd. There's
no real heel here. It's just but for from January,
from Raw after Rumble up until now, we're we're like Seth.
It's like Seth in Punk or Roman in Punk, talking
shit back and forth, YadA, YadA, YadA.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
It's not just talking shit between We're throwing hands. That's
more than that.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
But yes, it's it's one month before Mania, about about
right now, and I've had my my belt. My stomach
is full of seeing Punk and his ship talk and
all everything he's done.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Punk.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I know you and I have a match at Mania,
but we're not just gonna have any match at Mania.
If you, if you really are truly the best in
the world that you claim to be, You're gonna fight
me in Hell in a Cell, the most iconic, yeah,

(51:37):
specialty match of all time, Night two main event, Hell
in a Cell.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Are you gonna go make fully on his ass? You're
gonna pull pull out the spirit.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
We're gonna go mick fully on each other's asses. We
are going to we're gonna, we're gonna, We're gonna break
the world. I can see that at WrestleMania, Helena Cell.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
And then after it's over, you go back and start
doing shots. Oh we're buds.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
He doesn't drink or smoke.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Oh yeah, we'll have donuts. Okay, I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
He's never smoked or right, it's about an hour long.
The match will lasts about an hour. I win, But
there's a special guest referee who's that glass shatters still go?

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Yeah? Nice? Because WrestleMania is in.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
In Dallas, Texas. Okay, ye, the rattle sneak at at
and T Stadium. Okay, it's the gine Arena. That's where
the Dallas Cowboys play. Okay, yeah, but it's bigger than
Lucas Oil. So okay, yeah, Helena Ce.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
People does Lucas Oil? Hold? Do you know? I don't,
not off the top of my head.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I have to look it up, Okay, but I do
know that Aight and T Stadium is bigger, far bigger
where Stone Cold and Kevin Owens fought there.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
That place. You saw that crowd and it was sold
the fuck out, not even standing room, stone Cold Steve
Boston is a special guest referee.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
He doesn't do anything, and he's he's right there to count.
He's right down the middle of the whole match.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
He's there to count.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
This is more of a like holy shit thing. It's
WrestleMania and it's stone cold. It's hamburgers and French fries,
it's steak and potatoes.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
It's stone cold and WrestleMania. I mean, no fuck that.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
The special guest referee is the Undertaker, the winner of the.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
First Hell in the cell, the lights go out, shows up.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
No one knows, yeah, no one has any like, what
the fuck is he doing here?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
And then he takes off his jacket and he's got
his his referee shirt on. Yeah. Then the crowd goes no.
He comes down to the ring in his motorcycle. Well, oh,
I thought that they were gonna black the light, roll
and roll and roll.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
He does his American badass thing. It can be rolling
or American badass, but yeah, I like that comes up.
It's and there's no reference. I'll come out first since
I'm the challenger. Punk will come out seconds and sees
the champ and it's like, okay, where's the referee boom

(54:25):
lights go out an Undertaker on his bike.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I would beat off in the ring right there.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I'd start crying's the best day ever. The only person
that knows that this is happening is the Undertaker in
triple H and that is it. Even Punk doesn't know.
We're looking into the like, what the fuck is is
this a triple f?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Did you did you? We're gonna die? Are you behind this?
Did you do this? He's gonna kill us. We're gonna
did you do this? And he's going I do what?
Hold on? We're both.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, But yeah, I think that would be a dope
main event at WrestleMania.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Dope.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, the match just and yes, we both get color.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Oh yeah, for sure. I just think a match longer
than thirty minutes is too much.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
It's WrestleMania.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
It's expected.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
It's expected that it goes on that long.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
I know. But the match between Sammy and Kevin an
elimination chamber was just too much. That went too long.
That was like twenty minutes, was it? Yeah? It felt
like it was an hour, babe.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
There's a reason WrestleMania is like five hours long to
save room for the matches are just that long. It's
it's the super Bowl. Yeah, you'll see you.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Ready for mine? Let's go WrestleMania. I'm the challenger, okay,
TLC no, hold Lynch and a TLC.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Good luck, good luck. It's Becky Lynch, I know, and
it's me. I know.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
It's gonna be. It's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
It's gonna be fucking cinema, I know, but good luck.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
I know. It's gonna be fun to fond a lot.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
I know I would be I love you, But whoever wins,
I'm happy either way.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
But still, that would be it's the performance. It would
be dope. Yeah, can I Devil's advocate?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
That?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Sure? Put four more people in it.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
It's a six person every woman for herself.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Oh you call them that one?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Okay, I'm just no, I'm just you can you can
take it or leave it your call. It's your match,
it's your call.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
I don't know, though. A War Games would be fun.
That has to be the Survivors.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Ooh, would you be in at Survivor series in the
war again? Who would be your five? Who are your four?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Your four? My four would be let's do that, okay,
go you go first? Yeah? Games? War Games? My four
would be Bailey, Becky, e O, and Lyra. So you Becky, EO,
Lyra and Bailey? Did I say Bailey already? Me? Becky, Bailey,

(57:27):
e O and Lyra. Yes, that's dope. Yeah, that's a
fucking team. Yep, that's a dope team. You you picked good?
Thank you? You picked good and EO would go first?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Okay, where when do you come out? Are you gonna
be the last one out?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I'll be the tail end from the powerhouse. Who's opponents?
Who's the other five? Literally all the heels not Charlotte, Charlotte, Naya, Chelsea, Piper,

(58:07):
and Roxanne. That's good. That would be a fucking that's
fucking cinema.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
That would be that would be historical. Honestly, it would
be historical.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
But that would be five and five. Yeah, all right,
take me back to your your WrestleMania match. So that
was it? TLC, me and Becky walk you through it.
What's happening? I want to watch this.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I want to I want to like close my eyes
as you're describing it.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
What's happening? So, of course, since I'm the challenger, okay,
bet so bet? What title is it? Um?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Women's World Undisputed?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Undisputed. Okay, so let's just say I lost my world title, Okay,
Becky cost you? Yeah? Well, no, it's Mania, no, Yeah,
because I wanted Summer Slam with Rhya. That's the year before,
I know, Summer Slam, Summer in June or July or
July or August, and then the next year if you're going.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
For that at Mania, you either won Royal Rumble or
Elimination Chamber.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah, but I can I can pass out for it
anytime though, right. No, So that's the only time you
can go for the belt at Mania. That's it. At
MANI like, you can't say, hey, I want your belt.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
We're gonna fight at WrestleMania.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yes, So then WrestleMania, I've fought rya. Oh I never
said if I want or not? No, I did not.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
So did you win the Royal Rumble or did you
win Elimination Women, Elimination Chain the Rumble?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Okay, so you get to pick who you want to fight.
Becky's the champ at this time, and you're like, Becky,
I want you at WrestleMania. Yes, okay, cool, yes.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Okay, so Becky's champ. Everything's set up. I come in
and then Becky comes in and the ref is just
walking around. So we get into the fight and we
start and it's a TLC. It's TLC. Fuck yeah, let's go,
women's TLC.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Let's go, And you don't that's rare, that's a that's
a unicorn match.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I don't even think I've ever seen one. That is
why I chose it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I don't recall one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
I don't think they have. This might be the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I'll have to look back, but as far as I
can remember, this might be the first. So this is
history making, and we're better than the grandest stage of
them all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Let's fucking go. Well, let's fucking go. So you hear tables, tables, tables, tables.
As soon as we get into the ring, they're just
like screaming tables. Yeah. Well, Pat McFee and Michael Cole
are just fucking losing their minds.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
They're like, oh my god, there's two women about to
do this, and Corey Graves can't leave out Corey Graves
Query Graves.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
But McAfee's like, they're dead. They're gonna die. They're just
gonna die. They're both gonna die. They're gonna kill each other,
and they're gonna die. I could just hear his mouth
running right now. Michael Cole's like, shut up, pet, they're not.
This is gonna be the coolest thing in the world.
So then the refs in and you know this is
also not just the TLC match, but no.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Holds well TLC, no holds bark so TLC.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Like I'm chasing her up into the crowd with a
chair and I'm beating her up there. You're going into
the crowd. Okay, yeah, okay, And we come back down
and come back to the ring and we start fighting again,
and then we're just like, we gotta we gotta hold
on just a second. Then all of a sudden, you
hear a song play, and then yeah, exactly, because you

(01:01:31):
know she has sticker nose and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
This bitch is pissed me. Honestly right now, she's pissing me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
The fuck I know. But we hear that come over
and then me and Becky of course color all over
the place. We've been going at it for about twenty
minutes and hard no stops. And we hear that and
we both look at each other and we're like, let's
do it. That's fucking damn it. Ria runs in slides
into the ring, and me and Becky, both with chairs
in our hands, just look at each other and then

(01:01:59):
both like boom smacker at the same.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Time Concertoe's Christians thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Yeah, so we both like double chair shot. Yeah, yeah,
And the ref as the ref's pulling her out, Becky
takes a cheap shot at my knee. I go down,
and then with the ref trying to drag her out
and get security, Becky pins me and there's no ref
around all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Well you got to climb up the ladder to win, right,
But she's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Just pinning me at this point, and then another ref
comes in. She's got me, and it's Samantha Irvan. I
know she's never reffed before, but I love her so much.
Her come out, I know, but she just steps in
for a second, okay, because she's got to have some

(01:02:46):
part in it. I mean yeah, I mean this is
a match that's never happened before, remember, Yeah. So then
she comes in and she's she's like, stab, just stab.
I win the match. After I throw Becky off the
top rope, you climb up the ladder, and I climb
up the ladder and I got the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Belt Okay, I like going through. I like to going
through the crowd thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
We would have fun with that that be Dope does
their little like spin kicks and all that fun ship.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
That Becky does her classic elbow shots. Yes, knocking it
like one clips and catch catches her on the eye.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yep. Cheekbone breaks, nose, broken noses. Oh god, yes, there's
blood everywhere. Let's go. There's all blood?

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Punk MacIntire hell and us all blood? Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
You smash her with a tool box.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Yep. No, but then we just start pulling random ship
out from under the ring.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Okay, so it's just like a shoe. You pull out
the bag and it's got the tax in it. Nope,
saying Jack emer her on, use your finisher and drop
her on.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
The tax I'm gonna use a barbed bay or bad Hey,
there you go. I will put the nails in the bat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Honestly, I feel like you're you're like the female version
of Cactus Jack. Your whole character that you described the
way you fight your if Cactus Jack was a female
lady was a female superstar.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
But then afterwards we're in the back icing our face,
just shilling. Yeah, like this all hurts you in the beer.
You share a Guinness popin ibuprofen. This is gonna hurt
the morning. Let's go in the locker.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
You gonna go in my locker room and watch scary
Ndy or something, watch a horror movie.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Climbing up the ladder. She's climbing up behind me. Kicker
in the face, break her nose, that's where the blood
is everywhere. And you win, You win the title.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Yep, you in triple H doing the pose and he's
like got his arm of you, like pointing at you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Ye do in triple H. This is the first female
TLC match. Is this your first? Uh? Your first time
winning this title? That title? Yes, okay, I lost to Ria.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
You're at SUMMERSLA the year before, okay, and you the
next year you win the Rumble and you're like, Becky,
you your little I fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I love you, but we're gonna fight, Yeah, because I
want that title. I love you so much. And then
I'll john Cena her because I'm like beating her face.
The rock looks at you. No, no, I john c Her.
I hold her and in a headlock and I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry, like he did to see him punk.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Yeah, that would be dope, just saying that'd be a
fun match.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
That'd be a fun ass.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
That's a good Mania match.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
That would be a good one. I wish somebody would
step up in the women's like division and just be like, Hey,
let's do something awesome like this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Well this summer when money in the Bank rolls around.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Watch that I completely forgot about Money in the Bank.
Pretty close. Tiffy Time won it last year. I know
she did. You know though, out of all of the
matches that I've watched, Becky is the only one that's
had color. Well, Live Morgan a little bit, but hers
is more like accidental scrapes and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Slack because Roquel beats her with other beats other people
with her. Yes, and she bleeds because Rockel Roquel Rodriguez
is using Live as the West Brood.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
You're not supposed to She's not a chair stop. You're
not supposed to beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker. See,
everybody would expect Live Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez to be
I think you and Live would have a fun like,
have a fun little rivalry. I could sit on her

(01:06:31):
and squish her.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
I mean, yeah, I think you and I think you
and Live could have a fun little rivalry.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
I don't get me wrong, I love Live, but I
am so fucking sick and tired Morgan and Rha Ripley
give some other people a chance.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Well, Live's got our sights on Bianca and Neo now,
well yeah on Raw she yeah, oh yeah, Ria yah,
Riha's got her way into.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
M uh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Bianca tweeted a couple of days ago. I guess it
doesn't matter if you win the Royal Rumble or the
elimination Chamber as long as you're Rhea Ripley.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Like damn, Ria Ripley is a fucking brat. Like this
bitch is pissing me off, which is why if I
was a wrestler, I would call her out all the time.
I would be gunther to her.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Jay, I'm really trying to be a fan, bitch, but
you're making it hard. Yeah, you're making it really hard
to be friends with you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Right. It's a spoiled brat. She is the spoiled brat
cousin or little sibling that everybody's had.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
If you had just ignored Bianca while she was out there,
all Bianca was doing was watching. She was sitting in
a chair watching Rhea started it. Yeah, and then I
would have popped her one too, and then and it's well,
it's your fault.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
No, ignore, she's not doing anything. Fucking ignore. Had a
match happening right now, Get your ass back in there
and fight. I thought EO and Rheo were wrestling for
the position again. They are, but remember EO beat Rhea,
and I thought that they were doing it again. They
are on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Okay, that's for you people today tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Yeah, what do you mean you people? Sorry? Tropic thunder call,
what do you mean you people? That movie? Go back
and listen to that episode. It's hilarious. You can hear
me throw up. Thanks, Big Nick. Yeah, bitch, it was

(01:08:38):
his shot out though I know it. It's called the gag,
the gag reflex. Who picked that shot?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Was it you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
No? It was the wheel. The will determined the shot. No,
I determined the shot, but the wheel determined who it was. Yeah,
it was for a Big Nick. Yeah, you picked the
drink I did. I picked almost all of them. I'm sorry,
Big Nick. Fuck you. You know I hate tomato juice.
You know I hate tomato juice.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Yeah, but it's you just wanted to bloody Marry.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
No, it was gag. It was a gag reflex that's
what it was called, or something like that. Oh I
did I know?

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
I reflexed and not flex flex. It retarted.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
God, I love that episode. That was so fun. I
liked this episode. It was episode was so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
This is a good idea you had, and that is
my uh w wf WrestleMania two thousand video game character
Ladies and Gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
That was mine. That was put together today because I
had other things to do well on the game.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Though, my biggest rival was the Undertaker or Triple H
because it's attitude arab is.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
When that was I could see me and Bailey being
excuse me. I could see me and Bailey doing the
hardy boys type stuff too. Yeah, I'm telling you though,
Bailey would be my best friend. Like me and Bailey
are done very very similar bottom from what I've seen

(01:10:07):
of all like the socials and the you. You and
Bailey would be like sisters, like you'd be best friends,
best friends making tiktoks together. Yes me, no, you slept me, No,
you slept me? Shut up? Just kidding. Let's get a drag.
It would be fun to watch I think so, but

(01:10:30):
you'll be best friends with Yeah, probably, No, Honestly, I
think maybe. I I honestly think that you and Sammy
have a lot of similar personality.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Me, Cody and Jay would be like the like the Triad,
would you. We would be bros.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Let's shoot back some bourbon and then yeah, press conference?

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Uh. Me and we had a livation or two on bus,
hold on on the bus.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
On the bus, we had some she she's been here
since both our daddies was if you guys haven't watched that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Honestly, the fast Land in Indianapolis couple of years ago,
to go and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Watch that video on YouTube. It is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Yeah, Cody, Cody Roads and Jay where they were whiskey
drunk celebrating their attack team title win on Cody's bus.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Completely forgot that they had a press conference. Well, I
think Wheatley Wheatly whiskey vodka.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Wheatly Wheatly is the company name, that's who sponsors Cody Road.
So that's what they were drinking. They were vodka drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
It's oh, they were shipped to the wind. It was
the best.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
No, I think I think me Cody and Jay we
would be like like we would be the boys.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Yeah, we would be the bros. It would be so fun.
It would be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Jimmy would of course be in there, me, Me, Cody
and the ussos and we'd have the best time.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
We would have the best time. It would be so fun.
I've had fun on this episode. Hell yeah, I'm glad
I randomly came up with that. Me too. It was
a lot of fun. Of course, we are on the
road to WrestleMania. Uh, super excited for my very first WrestleMania.
That's yes, pre recorded.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Everything this year is your first as far you get
your first Summer Slam.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
And uh, I think August is when SummerSlam is Backlash too. Yeah,
Backlash is uh the Saturday before we go to Raw.
Very nice, very nice. We are I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
So we get Raw after Backlash because Backlash is in
Saint Louis. Their next show is right here at the
KFCM Center, just a couple miles down the road.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Yep, God damn it, I gotta get rid of this babe. Jus.
You know what else is fun?

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
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available on all podcast platforms.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Please do go listen.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
It is a pro wrestling podcast and he.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Does a really really good job. Yes, and he wants
your five stars on Spotify and five stars. If you
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Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Also on April nineteenth and twentieth, yep, we will be
live streaming both nights of WrestleMania from start to finish. Well,
we'll be live a little while before WrestleMania actually starts
because we'll do some further predictions the week before that

(01:13:53):
or the Monday before WrestleMania week leading into we're gonna
have Brian and Raven from a bunch of Marks and
Next Level, they're going to be on the show to
do We're gonna do our Wrestlingia predictions. Ye, it'll be
sort of a pre show thing and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
We should have all the matches by then. That's ready
to go. We will be sure it'll be ready.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
By that, Poe, it will be. It will be awesome
and uh tune in next week when we live celebrate
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Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
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