Episode 202: Beerfest (2006)

This week, we discuss the official movie of The Gray's Taproom Podcast. We are of course talking all about 2006's Beerfest from the Broken Lizard Comedy Group. In this episode, we give you a scene by scene breakdown along with a few behind the scenes facts. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hello, and welcome to a brand new, freshly poored, bony
episode of The Gray's tap Room podcast. I am your
co host, Mike, and with me, as always is the
prettiest lady. I love to drink with my beautiful wife,
the trash Can and my tag team partner. Because it's
WrestleMania weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's WrestleMania weekend. Guys, we hope you enjoyed the last
episode that was almost three hours long.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
This one will not be that long, we promise. While
she's sneak, are you okay? I'm good?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, So I sound like garbage because both of us
got sick this week?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, yeah I did last weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
You were done with it by Tuesday and I caught
it on Tuesday. Yeah, so I'm I'm at the tail
end of it. So yeah, but no, I thought you
were gonna call me like Landfill's sister, a trash can.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Or something Landfill? So how are you feeling? Are you
feeling better now?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm good That musin X is definitely working its magic
and lots of lots of fluids, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
When's the last time? And by fluids we mean beer, yes,
definitely beer. And speaking of beer, we do have a
new one that we're trying. What's the name of it
and who is it by?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It is Cherry Pie Imperial Ale and it is by
Southern Tier Brewing Company. Do you remember the strawberry shortcake
one that you got?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, this is the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
The cherry pie instead of a strawberry shortcake.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, well we've both got uh.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Split it in half, split it in half.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
But you gonna do this together? Yeah we can.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
It looks like butter beer.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
It smell it smells really good.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
There's a lot of cherry on the back end of it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah you ready, Cherris. Happy WrestleMania weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Babe, WrestleMania Weekend. I like it.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's it's definitely a spring beer.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
It is.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's an Easter beer. It's Oh, there's the cherry. Yeah,
there's the.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Cherry going on the going down. It's kind of light
for me. It's light on the cherry. But the excel is.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, you gotta give it, you gotta. You gotta give
it a minute, a good ten to fifteen seconds before
the cherry makes its entrance.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
But it's good. I'm into it.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I can taste the vanilla and the pie Yeah, like
the pie taste.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm into it. If you're watching this on our YouTube channel,
you'll notice that we're not in this studio, which is
right above our heads. There. Yep, we're in the living
room because we are live streaming both nights of WrestleMania.
That is really good. That's really really good. Yeah, yes,

(03:13):
I like it a lot. I'm into it. I like
it a lot. Polish this bad boy off and it is.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
For those of you that like horsepower. It's an eight
point six stop bad So we've each had four point
three Hell yeah, let's go. We've had a normal beer
fueled up huh right, one oh man or whatever they say.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
How how many beers are you predicting that we get
through tonight.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Depending on the outcome of the matches? Yeah, I mean
the card is pretty solid and.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
We'll see. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I bought a twenty four pack and I drank eight
of them last night, so and I have to save
them for two nights.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, I also have a lot of vodkas, so yeah, hey, oh,
there you go mixing tonight.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
You ready to get into this episode?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I am so fucking ready. I'm like super surprised that
we haven't covered this. Yeah, I mean it used to
be us and he who shall not be named the favorite,
the other guy's yeah favorite, you know movie, we would
watch it and hang out and drink beers and watch
beer Fest.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah. Well, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this week
we are discussing the third movie, the third feature film
by the Broken Lizard comedy group. We are, of course,
talking about two thousand and six's beer Fest. I it's

(04:59):
a fun it really is.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
It's almost twenty years old and it still holds up. Yeah,
it is fantastic and it really makes me want to enter.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah. Well. This movie was directed by Jay chandras Escar,
written by Broken Lizard, starring Jay chanders Escar, Kevin Heffernan,
Steve Lemmy, Paul Soder, Eric Stolanski, Will Forte, Ralph Mueller, Monique,
Eric Christian Olsen, and two German guys whose names I

(05:30):
can't pronounce. Released on the anniversary the same day that
The Greatest Tap From Podcast debuted August twenty fifth, two
thousand and six. We, of course came out in twenty
twenty one. Of course, we share a birthday with this movie.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Woo.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
So that's pretty rad. Yes, on a budget of seventeen
point five million, This movie grossed only twenty point four
at the box office.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's really sad. It is definitely a cult classic.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
It really is.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Broken Lizard Does should be a cult classic.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I'm a huge fan of this one personally. I know
you are. You said that. Uh do you remember the
first time you saw this movie.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Again? It was probably one of those days where either
late blockbuster, early Netflix h or red box red box.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, this is the early red box days because we
were breaking into our twenties when this came out. I
was freshly twenty one.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, it was funny.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, you were newly twenty yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
H no, I was almost twenty one.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
If it was an August of two thousand and six,
oh of two.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Thousand and six, then yeah, Oh I thought you said five.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
No.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh, then yeah, I was freshly twenty one and you
were twenty two.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
No in two thousand and six. I was twenty one.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
You were born in eighty five. Uh huh two thousand
and six, Uh huh, you were twenty.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Two No, No one twenty one? Uh huh eighty five
ninety five. I was ten oh five, I was twenty
So in six I would be twenty one.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh yeah, I was freshure. You can't math. I can't math.
Hyped up on drugs and alcohol, I can't math. It's okay,
it in it is?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Why at it?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
That's okay? Edit shit anyway, So it was probably one
of those those days where there was you know, when
Broken Lizard first came out. You know, we talked about
a long time ago in our Broken Lizard episode where
we for some random reason on like the twenty one

(07:42):
station WBN or whatever. Yeah, Club Dread came on late
at night. We're like, what the fuck is this fever dream?
And then we started renting like Slam and Salmon and
beer Fest and super Troopers when it all came out.
So it was one of those deals where it was like, hey,
this is in in red box. Let's let's find something

(08:02):
to do for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah. I didn't. I didn't see this one. I saw
Club Dread when it came out in O four in theaters,
and I saw Supertroopers in theaters. But this one I
did not see in theaters. I didn't honestly, I didn't
even I think it had been out for a little while, uh,
maybe a couple of months before I even got a
chance to see it. Yeah, but it was it was

(08:24):
a red box rental for me when I first saw it.
But I did love it. I was laughing my ass
off the whole time it was.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
It was great and it's still funny. Yeah, it's still
as funny today as it was then.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm super sad though it's got a six point two
out of ten.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, we did cover.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
This episode with our buddies over at Cheap Seat Reviews.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
We did. Yeah, we did years ago. Yeah, years ago.
It was about Yeah, it's been about three three. Yeah,
we were still under the Happy Hour name.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
We were that time. Yeah, we were a lot of
people gave it a seven.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Really yep, I mean that's not horrible. Who the fuck
gave it a one? What's the review on it?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I'm gonna go with the.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I would love to hear the reasoning behind that. Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh, another front runner movie. Okay, another front runner for
the worst movie of two thousand and six. Yeah, whomever
said that this album is the best of two thousand
and six should be shot in the face. This film
is no Animal House and this is this is front
the same director that gave us another disaster, the dukes
of Hazard. The performances are awful, the screenplays a mess.

(09:39):
There's not even one single laugh in this piece of junk.
This person does not understand grammar and punctuation.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, let alone what's funny, which explains their review.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
There's no periods, there's just commas in between each sentence.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's terrible, So just one one long ass run on sentence.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yep? Why is the American movie industry not doing anything
about this pathetic culture we live in? First the disaster
called get Richard. I trying now this crap? When the
movie business to find another Spike Lee or mel Brooks,
or even another Spielberg, because you won't find none here.
This movie is shameful, piece of trash and a disgrace
to the American culture. Those just like those no talented

(10:21):
bums Paris Hilton in fifty cent. Okay, I can only
review the first twenty minutes of this film because that's
all I could take. I went to it because the
previews looked funny. A classic mistake there. The film consisted
of sophomoric jokes about guzzling beer down, women's tops flying off,
and very unfunny stereotypes that was written by a woman.

(10:42):
This review is, oh, well, there you go of foreigners.
If you're going to be and very unfunny stereotypes of corners, It's.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Sounded like you said, a woman of foreigners. Foreigners. Yeah,
a woman foreigners.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
If you're going to stereotype, at least be funny. Cloris
Leechman and David Sutherland both show up in the beginning,
and I thought the film would have would have some
redeeming moments, but it didn't. In my opinion, the whole
film seemed like a college production, except the people putting
it together had several million dollars to use. I left
twenty minutes. I left after twenty minutes. Wow, there's a

(11:18):
lot of people who are like, this is awful, and
there's a lot of thumbs down on them. By the way,
Oh really, yeah, I'm about to go through in thumbs
down all of them.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Hell, yes, as as you should.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
So. After the death of their grandfather Johann von Wolfhouse,
the brothers Jan and Todd Wolfhouse travel to Munich to
fulfill a family tradition, spreading the ashes of Johann during Octoberfest.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Johann von Wolfhausen Johann.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Von Wolfhausen pop bowl poopo so boo bow and he
pulls the plug.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Fucking rip Donald Southern.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Ronald fucking Sutherland. I love that, man, I love it
that they live. No, No, that's that's not the that's
fucking curs.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
What the rod that's Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yes, Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
I love the remake. I got rowdy roddy Piper confused
with Donald Sutherland.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
How you let that beer wark? Oh, never mind, you
drank good?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I did. Oh my god, I drank it like ten
minutes ago.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
You let it warm up?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
And there's cinnamon in it? By the way, is there oh.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
A sip?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
You finish it?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I will rip off your nuts like I am you.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
There's yes, there's spice in it. Well, I was thirsty.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
You have twisted teas. I was thirsty. This really is
beer Fest Wrestlemaniam beer Fest Hell Yeah, God damn good week.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I can't wait to drink my uh ancient artifact beers
urban artifact, Urban artifact. They're delicious, all right, ready to
talk about beer fast.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Let's let's go.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Let's go. Act one. This movie opens with two brothers,
Jan wolf House and Todd wolf house Jason Changers, Escar's
real life friend and co star from the Broken Lizard
comedy group. Of course, being left out of the traditional
German beer festival by their grandfather Johann, the brothers discover
the beer Fest, secretive competitive beer drinking tournament held in Germany.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
But it opens though with like one of the I
think it's one of the funniest openers. As they're playing
drinking games and you're like, uh oh, he's playing with
the mob and they're making Betsy and then like the
brother comes in and he's like, guys, what are we doing?

(13:52):
It's a funeral going on, And then he puts his
collar on after he has to chug the vase because
remember he threw the flower out and poured the water.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
And then beer because they were playing quarters.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
They were playing quarters.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, all that money on the table.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
And then they go out and hug and then it's
Grandpapa's funeral. Grandpapa and uh which is.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Which is our cameo by Donald Sutherland And he's got
football his little wooden doll toy.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yep, and he's in the hospital bed and he's like,
I am so proud of you and drinking beer. He
had three beers and then he pulled the plug.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Ye like I said, it's.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Hilarious goodbye, and then just yank it was behind him.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yep, popo.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
And this is where we get introduced to the beautiful
Coloris Leachman. Yes, fucking love love Clorius Leachman.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
She is so not she couldn't be more not a whore.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh, she is totally totally not a whore.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
She couldn't be more not a whore a whore. And
we found out that their grandfather, who was Donald So,
he owned this restaurant called the Schnitzeen Giggle Tavern.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yep, Schnitzen Giggles. Ye say that five times fast Schnitzen
Geggle Schnitzen Giggles.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
And uh, now we've got a great gamgam She wants
him to go take his ashes.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Ashes to his resting place where his family was from
october Fest. October Fest yep. And they get there and
they're all like, oh my god, this is awesome.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
So while they're in october Fest, you asked a question,
did uh we know that? So we got the these
Australian sailors singing the one of the drinking songs of
their country see. Yeah, and then whatever that other I
think you said there it was Russian. I don't know,
Romanian maybe, I don't know. But they were singing their

(15:55):
uh drinking song, and then they looked at at and
nine to nine bottles of beer on the wall. Nine
and nine bottles of beer. Take one, everybody, nine seven
bottles of beer on the wall.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
But we don't have a drinking song.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I don't think we do.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
If anybody listening could tell us if we have a
drinking song, then please share it.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, I want to know. I think we just take
everybody else's drinking songs and make them.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I mean, I've used the all the drinking songs from
Lord of the Rings. Mm hmm, I've done that, the
Green Dragon. You can search far and wide, you can
drink the whole town dry. Yep.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, I mean we can use that. I mean, I
guess I'm okay with it. What we can. Yeah, but
what would it be? What would America's drinking song be?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
The beer?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh, it's not that.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Have you ever made it to the very end?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Once Mom and Dad were singing it. We were on
a road trip. Oh god, it took a very long time.
I think it took two hours, two hours to get
through it.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
So this next beer, I'm just just gonna say, uh,
it's a blueberry wheat by a Beta. That can is
absolutely fucking gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
That's a cool can. It looks like a soda pop can.
It really does. What's the brewery?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Abiita aba Abata is the one that makes that strawberry
logger that I really like to eat with Hawaiian pizza.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh okay, Oh have a horsepower on the can anywhere?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
That's what I was looking for for four it's not.
It just says a Beata berring season.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh okay, it's a four four ye I make this?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Uh they make like a party pack of this.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh very nice.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I don't want to see the color. Yeah, look on
the rim, that's blueberry as fuck. Y'all is it really
that's blueberry as goddamn fuck?

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Are you a fan of this? Yes, we'll have to
post a photo and put it in our Patreon dot
com slash gristapper pod signal chat in the signal chat.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, God damn, that's blueberry as fuck. WHOA, I was
not expecting it to be that blueberry.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's like biting a handful of blueberries cluberries.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Hell, that's delicious, blueberry sucker.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
It's delicious.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
It is amazing.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
It's got fruit in it, it's blueberries. It's full of antioxidants.
That means that beer is good for you.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
It is healthy.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
We're drinking to our health.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
We're doing a healthy.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Because by the end of this night we probably won't be.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Nope, absolutely not. We've got a three pound bag of
robin eggs and uh chips and it's almost the same color,
a little bit lighter.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Oh man, there's too much head on that your sex tape.
All right, beer so again, drinking song? We need one? Yeah,
But then they start a chain of events.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Can I just say one thing? Well, it's in that
chain of events, I guess absolutely. It's that hot cheese soup.
Hot cheese soup. Have you ever had hot cheese soup.
It's just cheese and soup. Well, there's more spices and
herbs in it. It's delicious. It is primarily cheese, but
there's a lot of it's seasoned a certain way. There's

(19:25):
a lot of spices and stuff. It's really good.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I need to try it.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
It is delicious.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I do like cheese, and I do like soup, yes,
hot cheese soup. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Gunners over there are eating eating so but yeah, so
what's the chain of events that Oh god.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I don't remember because I think I had to get
up and take the dog out during that part of
the video. No, they got punched in the face and
they dodged it, so then they ended up punching a
waitress or falling on the waitress and ripping.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Her shirt off you see boobs.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
In the process. She screams. Somebody gets startled. The guy
who's slinging a hammer for the strong man with the
ding ding bell that goes a dingy uh, he spins
out of control, busting the big, huge, giant beer keg, and.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Then that spray's two other women in their shirts get
ripped off yep.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
And then the hot you know, the hot chy soup
guy falls on the hammer guy.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
And then the beer spray makes the keg that's hanging
up fall down and his wing towards uh the other
vonn wolf.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
House and old guy great Grandpapa.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Papa going towards his face and he jumps out of
the way and the poor kid gets knocked out.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, and then the kid starts to cry and then
a big fight breaks out. Then a big fight, so
then the october Fest tent falls, and then the guy
that they were supposed to meet them Spackle fuck.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I couldn't remember his name until you said that.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I love Neil Vixen, mister Sheil.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Vixen, Spicklespackle. I would rather spickle Spackle. I love Spicklespackle.
So he's like, you must come with me, and they're
drunk already, so they're like, uh what He was like, no,
you come with me and takes off and starts running. Yeah, so,
oh my god, sorry Randy Fardon, and I got a
big ol' mouthful.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
And so.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
He takes them down into this cellar, and you know,
this is a fun fact that once they get through
that first door and they're getting further back into this warehouse.
I didn't know that. You didn't know. Yeah, that all
of your weird characters as they're going through this warehouse
to get to beer FESTEP was the cast. I didn't

(21:53):
know you didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, I never really paid attention to it.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
I totally knew that and paid attention because the weird
mime guy with the strap on.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
And miss you, Yeah, that's Steve Lemmy. The woman churning
the sausage is Kevin Heffernan. Yes, and the sick uh.
The Indian guy with the little kid on the tricycle
Guy Jay Changers scr Yeah, yep, oh it's hilarious. So

(22:25):
the brothers discover a mysterious invitation to the beer Fest,
a secretive and competitive beer drinking termainent held in Germany. Todd,
Jan and Todd decide to participate in the beer Fest
and travel to Germany, where they meet their et ceterac
and unorthodox teammates, including Barry Badrinath, a clumsy but lovable
giant Landfill, and a hot dog eating competition. And of

(22:48):
course they go to a science lab where they meet Fink,
who is jacking off frogs for science to extract DNA.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Well, I like the fact when they met Landfill they
were talking about how he killed the guy. Yeah, he
worked at a brewery and then they gave him his
pink slip to leave, and then he killed a guy
and then he uh he there was a hostage situation.
But then the last time that they seen him was
Hands Across America.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Hands Across America. A couple of breaks in the chain there. Yeah,
and then uh, I heard a guy died at that
someone did die that day. Me it was me Goddn Brewery.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Chucks his trophy. Yeah, but they were talking to him
about it and he was like, yeah, ready to go.
And then he's like, who's this Poindexter.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, that's where we met Fink.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Where he's Jack and all frogs, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Well and what was it they said that he At
first he was and he was, I'm very busy, I
can't do this. But then they when he uh, when
Jan told him we're going against the Germans, and then.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
He stopped and then the frog was like tap tap tap.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Big blonde German and then the frog nuts on him
and you got fifteen minutes to tell me more.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Put a cigarette his mouth and bites it. Yeah, you
got fifteen minutes, tell me more. And they're in the
car driving to go find.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Very Bad your math who's very bad? He's very badging
Athew's Barry Badger. Athe He's Barry Badge. Very Bad is
the best beer gain drinker of all time, the best
at quarters, the best at beer pong, the best at everything.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
He's also the one that porked life.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
We don't talk about that.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh that was funny, and Barry bad Ernath as a prostitute.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I love it that that scene is just one dollar
for you to look at it, two dollars for me
to look at it, three dollars for you to touch it,
five dollars for you to touch your toes and touch
my waner. Yeah, dollars, ten dollars for a BJ, fifteen
dollars for a HJ, twenty dollars for a ZJ.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
What's a ZJ?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
If you got to ask, you can't afford it. And
then Fink pulls out his wallet, I've got four dollars
and playing Field goes no.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
And like pushes it no. But then we find out
he actually sucks at quarters. Yeah, but in his in
his defense though, it's on a slanted car hood. Oh yeah,
into a coffee cup, into a yeah, into a coffee cup.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And then he walks into the bar after they're like
never mind, forget it, Yeah, breaks a bottle of his
head and starts chasing him. Nah, And he walks into
the bar and goes, dude, guys, I'm really good at this.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Want on the team, you do?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
I want to be on the team, And then he
like whips out his quarters.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
He's got a gun, yep, and he starts tossing quarters man.
The the trick shots he hit well, first he grabbed
that pul q yeah, and just like one handed every
ball into every pocket.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Honestly, though, I'm really disappointed that the eight ball didn't
go in.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Last, Yeah, the cuball went he scratched, so none of
those counted.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Cuball didn't go in until all of it it was.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
It was the last one to go in. But if
the cueball goes in, that's a scratch, so it doesn't
Your shot doesn't count. So he lost that. He was
trying to be all cool and shit and he fucked
it up and he scratched everything, but it's whatever.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
My favorite trick shot that he did was that he
landed a quarter on top of the red stripe bottle.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, and it spun like around the ramon and it
landed not like on the side, but it was like
perfectly like flu. The edges were all flushed.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
And that CGI was amazing.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
It really was. Well, that CGI was amazing compared to
the last. Yeah, later on we see CGI that was
not so amazing. You ever seen CGI beer it's not good.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
So then they get to the training room. Yes, I
love the training room. It's pretty rad. I would love
a room like that. Let's build a shed in the
backyard and have a beer fest training room.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, I'm down for it. I think it'd be awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Uh, they start trying to drink. Oh man, this is
just cold. Well was it a hundred teeth one hundred
and twenty five beers?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:18):
So it was twenty five beers per person. Yeah, it
was a full keke Landfill shouldn't have been as drunk
as he was if it was just twenty five beers.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Now is it twelve ounce beers?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah? Well, yeah, that's true. You got to base it
on because they were drinking out of mugs. Ye, so
I'm gonna say it was the it was a standard
twenty ounce mug twenty outs yeah, sixteen ounce, no, I'd
say it was a twenty ounce smug twenty ounce yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Twenty five beers yeah, twenty five twenty ounces yeah. Again,
Why why was landfill like whatever?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Because technically too twelve ounce too.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Two of these these are twelves. Yeah, I mean two
of those is like a little bit over one of
those mugs right, Landfill was fucked. Yeah, unless he drank more.
But then again, uh, Jan pulled the the keg and

(28:23):
was like, nope, can't move it. We didn't put a
dent in it.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, it was a lot of beer.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
It was a lot of beer.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
I'm gonna drink that.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
They talked to grandmama game gam or yeah, gam gam
about it. She's like, if you can drink rams piss,
you can drink beer.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh yeah. They had to go to her house for advice. Yep,
that's where we met her. Hospice her Yeah, her nurse,
nurse who is insanely unfunny in this whole movie.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Oh yeah, she was not funny at all. She's not funny.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
I don't think so. I am not a fan of hers.
She's really not funny. She's better at serious roles, you
think so. I've never seen her in any thing serious.
We'll have to watch Precious. We will Precious.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Okay, Well if you want to see in a serious well,
i'll show you TikTok.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
You can show me. I want to watch.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Really fucking good and serious roles.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Is she yes? What TV show was that she was on?
Was she on Martin? No? No, she had her own show.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yep, it was uh. Monique was one of them. But
she was on that one with that girl where it
was her and her daughter. Her daughter's name was Kim.
She tried to be a rapper for a little bit.
She was the skinny girl with the.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Fat I'll have to show you, okay, Friday night shows
during the week or whatever.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
So we meet Cherry gam GAM's nurse. But gam Gam
was talking about.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
You know, uh oh.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
She brought out the sauce just too. She was like, oh,
pull these right out of the refrigerator, let me just
let me just warm them up for you, and started
like touching them with her hands and was like rubbing
them and the yeah, the sausage. And then she walks
away and she goes, oh, better take this big one
for me. Yeah, I'm gonna take the sausage for me.

(30:19):
I'm gonna have a little sausage in me.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
And they were like, gam gamzo, would you say it's
the oldest profession?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Did we skip over the No, we didn't skip over
the college party.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
No, but uh, now we're at the part where they're
all sitting on the rooftop the roof drinking the rams piss.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yep, it looked like gatorade. It looked like lemon lime gatorade.
Sickness in this house is awesome.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Sorry about that, folks, But yeah, yeah, it looked like
the lemon lime gatorade, yellow gatorade.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
We're not a cop, right, we are not police officers
yellow and they were trying to choke it down.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I don't even want to know.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
You don't think you don't want to know what it was,
what they were actually drinking.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
No, I don't want to drink rams piss. I don't
want to know what it tastes like.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I want to know what they were actually drinking. Oh yeah,
like what were the actors having to drink?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
You know, that would be a really good question if
there's ever a panel, were you drinking, really drinking rams
piss or what? What was it?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Oh? I don't think they actually were drinking peas.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
That's fucking gross, I know, but I mean, hey, it
got them in the mindset, you know, to drink more
and to you know, learn how to drink well.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Like she said, if you can drink rams piss, you
can drink anything. I mean, she's not wrong. No, but
I don't want to find out, you.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Know, but whatever is it the party next after that?
Or do they go back to this to the I
know we're skipping over a bunch of stuff, but I'm
hitting pinpoints that are popping up in my head.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, well I know that. Yeah, they go to the
next they go to the college party. Yeah, which is
one of my favorite scenes in I think it's glorious.
We learned about what a strikeout is, yep, which is
you take a shot, no, or you take a hit,
you take a rip. Then you'd chug your beer and
take a shot in the next hill, yep. And it's

(32:31):
supposed to Yeah, he had. He does not have the
body type for them. No, he does not. That's that's
a that's that's a lot for a small person, very much. So.
I think if Landfield had done it, he would have
been like, all right, well let's keep going. Can I
do this again? That tasted great?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
His fucking dance moves, Landfill, God damn it.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
I'd like to try a strike out. I'd like to
go to a college party. I think I could. I
think I could.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
I think I could do a strikeout. I think I
can handle it. You did a strikeout with your that
doesn't count. That's you know what you should do one,
you should do one tonight. No, got the pin upstairs.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I got to get through wrestle media. I got to
get through when I'm ready, when we're ready to go
to bed, I'll do it. Then. Just don't puke. I'll
do it then.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Just don't puke. Yeah, please God, this will be the
third weekend in a.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Row that you puke. No, I didn't puke lass weeks ago, Yes,
you did not. Two weeks ago, I didn't. It was
a week before I puked. I didn't puke, and then
last weekend I did because I puked on the toilet
seat cover and had to wash it. Yeah, so they.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Man that house party. I've never slept with coach coach Sherber.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
What was it they're playing, never have I ever?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, I've never fooled around with Coachbert.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah. Well I noticed that their rules were different than
what we've ever played, because it's if instead of or
maybe it was maybe maybe if you have if you
see think the person like if you said something like
never have ever, and I think you did do it,
then I drink. No, that's not how you play.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
That's how they were playing No, that's not how they
were playing. Were they playing like you normally play? I okay,
we'll play right now.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Then, Oh, I never have I've never made out with
Coach Charvet.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
I've never fooled around.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
If you did, you drink, that's what And Barry was
looking at him like what are you doing? Yeah, it's
weird that the the gay prost or the bisexual prostitute
was like what you you did that with a guy, like, dude,
you're the you're the hooker here.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
And then we've got uh uh, I know, I see it.
That's what I was looking at now the uh where
they're saran wrapping fink to the monkey bars and then
Barry and uh Todd are uh boxing with big boxing
gloves in a tuxedo.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Was that Lloyd's talk? Uh not Lloyd Harry's tuxedo? Oh
from Dumn Dummer.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
It looked like in a wedding dress. And they were
just going at it.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
It looked like his tuxedo.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
And then the cops came. I'm like, why are you running?
You guys are adults.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
There was that one kid he goes, dude, what do
you what?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Like? He has no, he goes, what just happened here
a queer eye for the straight guy.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
No. At the end, when the cops are coming in
and Jan goes, I'm thirty three because he thought he
was an old aren't you a little old to be here?
I'm thirty three? Oh man, I think about that. When
I turned thirty three, I was thinking. I thought about
that a lot sometimes. I still do. When I watched
this movie, I'm like, Damn, I'm now I'm seven years

(35:45):
past that.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I mean. We went to a college party a couple
of years ago for New Year's and that one was
kind of It wasn't as exciting as this one, thank god.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
It was just beer pong and people crying. Is this?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
It is that, joos people crying.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Because they were drunk.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
They were drunk crying and we're like, oh my god,
I got you girl.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I understand, honey, you're beer babies.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
I understand. I've been there. We've all been there. Yeah,
that's true, we've all been there.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Oh what was the next? You have ever been to
a party like that before? Like that? No, all of
my parties that I've been to have been super laid back.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
The only party that I can think of that I
went to That was close to that was with you
are you and his Buddy's house?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Okay, shout out Sam, Shout out to my Sam. Everybody
needs a Sam. We have to ye.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
But no, that was the closest that I've come to
a college party like that. It was more everybody playing
drinking games with cards or uh beer pong out in
the garage. There's actually a picture that was pulled from
that night of me and Yu drunk as fuck.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Drunk as fuck. But it was fun. It was fun.
I think I was like.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Twenty two, twenty three something like that.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
One of my favorite scenes too, is when they're in
the when they go back to the beer cave or
whatever and they're talking about the boot and Fink is
getting pissed off about the boot and Landfill grabs Popo yeah,
and he it's just first Waity, it's first Waity and

(37:40):
he's making Popo voices. That's so funny to me. And
then Faink gets pissed and like smacks it out of
his hand and it breaks, and then they find the
beer recipe. Yes, He's like, well, I worked on a
Barry Badger. Ness was like, oh, worked on a cruise ship.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
For a while.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Let me, let me just take a rid of this
and starts reading it and he's like, this is a
beer recipe, and then they make it and it turns
out to be the best beer ever. And what is
the quote? What are the quotes?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Drinking the beer? I? Uh, hold on, let me pull it.
I wanted I want to make love to it. I
want to put my dicken, hold on to put it
stick in me? Hold on, I wanna let's get to
the quote.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Where's the quotes? Oh, that was the first one. I
wish it were winters so we could freeze it into
ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in
the springtime and drink it.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Where was the other one? Nope, there's not another one.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
And then it's uh, Fink says I want to put
my dick in it, or I want to put my
dan fell I want to put my dick in it,
and Fink says I wanted to put it stick in
me say that a lot. Yeah, a beer is good.
That is a quote that we use quite a bit,
very much. So. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
So then they start bottling it and producing it, and
so they ship a bottle do Grandbaba man? Uh huh, sorry,
I have to sneeze again. Go ahead, there it is, sorry,
And their workout routine for beer Fest is Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
So we've got dudes lifting kegs and drinking the kegs
at the same time. Then you've got people running on
treadmills and drinking a keg. What was the other one?
What was it was? So you had the two guys
lifting the kegs the beer, and then you had the
dude running drinking with the tube in his mouth. There

(39:46):
was another one, well forte Yeah, what was he doing?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Okay, So they were working out and chugging the beer
or the delivery guy walks in with the box and
he's like, who is this. You might want to see this.
It's from America, opens it, drinks it. He's like, this
is our recipe.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Do you need to blow your nose? You sound like
you're underwater.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I know it's starting to work its way out.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I'm good, okay, yep uh. Then we've got.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Uh. He was like, does anybody know that you're here? Nope,
nobody knows that I'm here. Are you sure nobody knows
that you're here? This is Nope, nobody knows that I'm
here cool, take care of him. Then they go to America.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, and they show up at the bar at the
Schnitzen Giggle Schnitzen Giggle Schnitzen Giggle tavern where they try
to play beer pong. Yep. And this is where our
things start to kind of go south for the for
the US team because they want to play play him
in a like a one off game of beer pong,
but very bad or Nath wants to. Uh. He starts

(40:49):
to spas out and pauls one second.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
And then they hand him a ping pong paddle.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, and he starts to like start shaking.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Well that's the second time. Yeah, And he started to
shake because when they were back in the beer cave
they handed him a ping pong paddle and he was shaking.
He's like, nah, this I'm not I'm not, I'm not
on this game.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
So well that's yeah, we get Then he starts they
well they spas out at each other and uh, Todd
and Barry start going at it ye talking about the silo.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yeah or who was the yeah Berry and the silo.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
They tripled their double team Todd's wife no double team,
not the silo and he wasn't shucking corner.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
That he wasn't storing corn in that thing. So then
like the German guys are they really want to play them?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Five hundred thousand United States dollars?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Who was it? Landfill? So what is that like pay soo?
Or five hundred thousand euros? What is that like pesos?

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
What is that like pesos? Because that ain't ship. So
then we get to they leave.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
What's funny?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
What?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Another part of that scene that I find hysterically funny
is the cuckoo clock above the ex like the door
to leave, it.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Goes cuckoo and he look then goes, what.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
The fuck is that?

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
The German guy's confused by cuckoo clocks and it's supposed
to be like a German thing?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Yeah, maybe it was not the way the fuck is that?
So then they leave, time to shiza, We'll get off
the krappa. I went going to play or not time
to shiza, get off the crapper. Fuck it, I'm out
and very bad in a storms forms out.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Uh so then everybody leaves. Uh this is where landfill
goes back to the beer cave farm whatever you want
to call it.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, and catches.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Cherry uh huh, downloading onto a disc the beer recipe. Yes,
and they fight and she pushes them into the vat
that is containing their beer.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yep, and it's mostly mostly like yeast.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Well, it's not well, part of the yeast is what
creates the beer. But she's like that yeast baby, it's
it'll pull you.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Down, like quick saying. But then you see landfill in there,
and you see the funnel that it's forming inside the tank,
and that's what kills him. Alright, p land phil Well
Landfield part one.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Landfill part one.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Then Jan came comes in and sees him dead. Yeah,
isn't it? Yeah, Jane, I thought you said, Jim, Jim, okay.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
It's my nose.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Any kind of syllable vowels are not coming out appropriate,
Like when you had your teeth pulled that one time
and your ages went it was I couldn't say the.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I'm an adult. I can have a mustache if I
want to go mustache if I want to go, my fash.
But so they landfill is dead, show up at the
funeral and think finally finally gets to chug on landfill

(44:44):
and yeah, because that was his best friend. Yeah, that
was his best friend.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I want when I when I die, Can you do
that to me? Yes? Absolutely, show a bear in my face.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
What about Gunner. Gunner can do that too, Both of
you do it. Gunner will get one side on, get
the other and we'll just chug a bit.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
But lay a full can of beer net like on
me so I can take it with me, my final beer.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yep, your last favorite beer. Yeah. So then at the
after funeral whatever they call that the wake, I think
they they they're talking about it and trying to get
the band back together because they broke up.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Wait, before Cherry killed Landfill, they were doing that party
thing at the Schnitzen giggle mm hmm, and Barry ended
up sleeping with Cherry and didn't know.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Oh god, yes we've we skipped right over that. Uh huh,
I just remembered that, sorry, folks, Yeah, we skipped where
they were playing the game of asshole.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, asshole, asshole. He thought he was some sort of
sex machine or something.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
So and this, see, this bothers me a lot because
I don't like tomatoes aa and the fact when you're
like clearly as drunk as he is, you have to
shove a whole tomato in your mouth and eat it.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
No, count me in.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
That's gross, Sope, count me in out of it. It's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
It is not I love tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Nope, I am not. I'm not a fan. I am
absolutely not. Nope.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
But I like the way he walks out of the bar,
like in back into the bar from the bathroom, and
he thinks he's some sort of nineteen seventy sex Oh,
he's a playboy and he's talking to all these girls.
But after he wakes up and realizes what really happened. Yeah,
oh oh god, I want some mustard with mass sausage.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Actually, for me, the grossest part about that, and you
might agree with me on this, No, it's the fact
that she keeps calling him daddy.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I will agree one percent. That is absolutely fucking futre.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I walk out. Nope, that's gross. Nope, don't call me
daddy during that. I'm done. Oh, Daddy's so gross. It's nasty.
And the toast stuff, oh yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Toast stuff is absolutely yeah. Oh fuck him, suck him
my toe, suck them. No. No, And then the mustard
and he wakes up with mustard on his face and
he's trying to figure out what's going on.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
All right, now we can go back. Now we can
where we were landfill.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
And then this is kind of like a sentimental moment,
you know, before the last huzzah of any kind of movie.
It's like the Pep talk to where Barry finally opens
up Barry Badger, Mathew's Barry Badger, Athew's Barry Badger, Athew's
Barry Badger. And he he says, I played ping pong

(47:56):
and ding dang with some guys and they didn't like
to lose. Yeah, and uh uh, they shoved a ping
pong paddle up my ass.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
He goes, oh, man, having a pink pong paddle handle
shoved up your ass. It wasn't the handle.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
It wasn't the handle.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I've been sing pancakes ever since.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yepugh, no ah, how is that? I don't think that's
physically possible. I am curious though, as to what Berry's
asshole looks like. I'm not I kind of want to
see it. You know what. We actually did finish all
fifteen seasons of Eer, so we're technically doctors now, I know.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
But that's the one thing in my medical studies that
you don't want to see that. I've never seen. I
would like to see, but that's just me. Nope, it
is what it is.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Oh and then you get gam gam Yeah, talked about
the backstory. Yeah, and how she was a whoreror and
this is the mark of the horror. Yeah, how they
were tar and feathered and chased out of town. And
she was pretty much like, uh, suck it up, guys,
you gotta do this.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I can't. No, I'm not about that life what I
don't know being a mahrror.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
No, No, I meant she told them to suck it
up and oh that go play.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeahs the whole time. And she did like, that's where
you were supposed to take your grandfather's ashes.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
This is what you were supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
And now we're in Germany for beer Fest, beer Fest,
so what was it? Because they couldn't remember the past
word or where beer fest was. They couldn't remember where
it was, so they needed Todd Trump. We learned about
equals mc hammered, which is a published article in Maxim magazine.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
And then Fink comes out and he's like, hey, I
did I did that. I did research on it, and
I took people who were sober and gave them a
pas and people who were drunk, and then I've got
them drunk again and they remember.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, so they all those beers that that Todd drank,
they've been, they've been, they've been training for eleven fucking months.
But it's like, god damn, there's like thirty beers on
that tables, Like, so I'm sober, dude. They called out
the gold Schlager. Oh my god, all it took was
fucking Goldschlager and they uh uh I no, no, that's

(50:31):
that's actually uh a uh PTSD liquor for me.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Goldschlager is too close to aftershot.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
It's sugary. That might have been what because that might
have been what sent him over the edge because of
all that sugar that's in that's in gold Schloger. At
least he didn't puke. I'm surprised he didn't. I would
have with all those beers. Yeah, that table was covered.
Oh my god, I want to know how much money

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they said, how much those beers were in pesos? Well,
what is that like?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
So they finally find the door after they go through
the weird warehouse with all the weird people, knocks on
the door. Password. Yeah, they're all like, yeah, that was
last just password slam. Hey, guys, I have an idea

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they did the It's like the trojan shoved into barrels
and rolled them in.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I have an issue with that scene. So because so
they go into the barrel and their normal clothes. When
they come out of the barrel, they have their jumpsuits on.
They're red, white, and blue.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Barrels.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Though, where do they get the suits from?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
So they probably changed into their suits and then got
into the barrels.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I guess. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
It was Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
But where would they have gotten the suits from?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Probably had it hanging out in the bag that you
didn't see, yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
They weren't carrying anything with them, or they could have
been under their normal clothes. I don't know. I don't
know who knows.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
It's movie magic. Okay, don't ruin the movie magic.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, ruin the movie magic.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Now we're getting into the games. Oh, let them play.
Because everybody was like, no, they can't. The Germans were like, no, nope,
they can't be here.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Yeah, well they were. They were scared, as as historically
accurate Germans would be. When America shows up. They're terrified.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
They got market here like w W two. Oh man,
But the Aussies were backing them up.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah. No, they were England, English guys. British guy.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah, the British guys, the English guys. So everybody was like, yeah,
let him play man. Those games look fun.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
They really did. So we had monkey chug yeah, monkey yep.
Uh their scooger bounce yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
What were the other games? Uh uh oh they played asshole.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Yeah, asshole.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Humper Thumper, Thumper, Thumper, that's what it was. I still
don't understand Thumper.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
I never I've never played that one.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I've never played it either, So I don't understand Thumper.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
All of the other games that they've played, though, I've
I've done those, I've well, no, I've never upside down chugged.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
And there there was the one that was on the
up and was pouring into land long pour, the long pour,
Long Pour. I've never done that any other either. No,
I've done all the others.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I haven't done the five five five in the boot
at the end, the uh A tie breaker, yeah, the chug, Yeah,
I'm I have have I no have I ever never hed? Actually,
you know what that actually was? The cup flip cup?
If you played teams in flip cup. Yeah, I've never

(54:17):
played teams in flip cup?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Is that technically what that was? Technically? Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Okay, So you get like say three against three, everybody's
beers on the table, you grab it, chug it, put
your cup and try and flip it upside down, and
then once you flip it, the next person goes right right.
So it was just a different version of flip cup.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Yeah, but it was. It looks like a fun ass competition.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
It does. We've always wanted to do a beer fest here.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah, we will one day. Yeah, we'll get around to it.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Maybe we can do it when we get a bigger house. Yeah,
more people, Yeah, it would be it would be hard
to breaking more backyard.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
It'd be hard to do it here. It'd be really hard.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
We can do a small one, yeah, Well.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I don't know. Most of our friends around here though.
We're either a don't want to yeah, or are they
just all have like one or two beers and then
I'm gonna go home. Yeah, it's it's a dominant one, yeah,
because we're not drinking with our boys. You can't. You
can't go toe to toe with the tap room and
live to tell the tale that there's.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Lots of evidence. Sorry one by the way, Uh drum
the buds could though.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
That would be it. Yeah, I know, maybe one. I
think that would be it. Aaron doesn't drink that much anymore.
He pretty much quit. What.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I gotta talk to him about that.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
He said it like a million times.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
No one likes a quitter.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
But uh, but we do love Aaron very much.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I love you so much. No. The so they get
to the final, Yeah, you're playing all of these games,
and I did point out at the very end where
they said that Todd never played a game. They're like, no,
he has to play.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah, that's right, because, yeah, at the beginning of it,
you see him stumbling around the beer pong table trying
to play.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
He was playing with jan Yeah, they were playing. They
were playing beer pong. But they said he wasn't a
part of any game, right, and so they're like, he
has to play. And that's when they hand the paddle
back to Barry. Yeah, very bad, Gene and said let's go.
You have to play this.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
And it was a close fought match.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
It was a very cool.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
It was a good game. It was a good game.
And then now we get to the at the end
of the final game where they're chugging well.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
They go to the bathroom, which is the best part
because everybody's.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Like, oh you hear the moans coming from all the
cons of the of that bathroom. Because nothing feels better
than being drunk and taking a leak. It's the best
a lot of beer. I feel that going to that's
the best.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
So this is where Fink finally, after a year of study,
finally figures out how to not get hit with the
bubble in the boot.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
And uh. If it wasn't for Cherry coming up behind
Landfill too and saying something about I killed your brother,
they would have won that.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
The c g I Beer in all or Wait no
c g I Bear was the second one.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Yeah, at the double or nothing when it's the ten boot.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
So I like the way that Fink was like, hey,
five boots all around, let's go ten boots.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Everybody gets a boot. And that's where you see the
c G I Bear and it's terrible eye of the Jew.
He's got the jew. Think is our point? Man? Oh
I knocked off he's singing.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
I know he's singing. Guys. You say, Will Forte was
an actual like beer chugger.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah, his drinking ability is the reason he got cast
in this. They were impressed with his his beer chug abilities,
and that's that's how he got cast in.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
So the blueberry and this beer has calmed down a lot.
You want to try it. So I poured it into
a cup a glass and it's opened up. You can
actually taste the ale and it's not as blueberry.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
That's beautiful. That's beautiful. MS piece.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Is really fucking very love this. So everybody's like, give
him another shot and try to get them, get them
riled up to actually fucking win this thing.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
So we get to the boots and everybody's doing great,
and I really feel like Fink was like ready to
go for Landfill.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah he did it for land Yeah, it was like
him honoring his best friend. I think.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Well, the uh, the bet was for the second round,
even though the Germans won the first round, since Landfill two,
Uh the beer came back out of the boot.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
He said, we'll give you the recipe and leave you alone.
And he said, but if we win, we get your brewery.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
So after they win, she said, Cherry said, well, you know,
we don't need your recipe because my was it.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
No, they weren't.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
They didn't do the second one yet when they when
they took Cherry away, yeah, before they killed her, before
they killed her.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Yes, it was a strawberry beer.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
It's a low carb strawberry beer.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
And she kept saying, I know how much you love strawberries,
and you know you're talking about me losing.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Weight, which I mean that doesn't is a low carb
strawberr beer.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I mean really good, it does.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I mean coming for me. I would love to try.
I mean I would give it a go. Hell yeah,
it doesn't sound bad, but it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
But of course, according to them, no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah, sorry, if you're watching on YouTube, I just I
saw Charlotte Flair on TV and that was an instant reaction.
Charlotte Flair is a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
I really don't like her. Uh anyway, So that was
before the second one. Then the Germans really get into it,
and he's the grandpapa was like, let's go. He said,
let's do it. Let's line him up. We want that recipe. Yeah,
And then they lost and then he tossed the keys
and it was over.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Yep. And that is It's how Beer Fast ended. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
But the credits are awesome, yeah, because you get a
lot of the bloopers. Yeah uh, and then you get introduced,
which should have happened to Willie Nelson and Popfest.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
So I saw why that they did that. They that
was just they wanted to make it feel like, oh,
we're gonna get a second but they there were there
were never plans for a Potfest, but they wanted to
have it like that. That open ended. Yeah, that open ended. Yeah,
because because when I first saw it, when I saw oh,

(01:01:17):
coming soon Potfest, like oh shit, okay, let's go. Yeah,
I know that sounds I'm in. That movie's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Dope, especially with Billy Nelson leading the charge.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Yeah, but I mean it is, it is what it is.
That's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
I love this movie on a scale of one to
ten reading ye, grating one to ten, what would you
give it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I'm gonna give it. I'm gonna give it a nine
to one. Wow. Yeah, Okay, It's one that I can
always go back to or I have nothing else to watch.
If there's nothing else to watch, I I do enjoy
why every time I watch it, I have fun with it.
I mean a lot of the jokes I still laugh at.
There's yeah, it's it's a very quotable movie for me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I have a lot of fun with it. It's one
I'm always I'm always down to watch. If somebody's like, hey,
do you want to watch beer Fast? Hell, y'all, let's go.
Or if it's been a while, like I'm kind of
in the mood to see it, I'll put it on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Or there's nothing else to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Yeah, even if it's just for background noise, I'm fine
to watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
I'm down. So yeah, I give it a I give
it a nine to one awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I would give it an eight five.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Okay, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
I feel like it could have been a little funnier,
but the plot line it was great. I feel like
the acting was amazing because those guys are funny. Yeah,
I just think there could have been more jokes. There
could have been more slapstick, yeah, like they normally do,
like they did in Super Troopers, right, but I mean

(01:02:52):
they were getting their feet wet. This was their second, third, third,
third film.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yeah, okay, yeah, super Troopers and know one Club dres
in four and then this in six, yeah yeah, and
then we had Slam and Salmon and nine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
I mean look at Slam and Salmon. They had a
lot of slapstick.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Yeah, and we will be covering that movie eventually, eventually,
we don't know when, but it'll happen. It's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
But beat excuse me, I uh yeah at five, I
think it was great again. Like you, background noise doesn't
matter if there's nothing else to watch, Yeah, let's throw
it on.

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