Episode 204: Tab's Mystery Episode

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, what up?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is Jay mus and you're listening to the Grays
Taproom podcast Snoop to the news.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Hi everybody, welcome to another episode of the Grays tap
Room podcast. I am one of the co hosts Trashcan
Tabby and with me as always, I don't have a
burn for you this week, Mike.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Well, you don't have a burn for me, but I
got a scratch for you.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
That's more than a scratch. That is a's a hole
in your leg. There is a hole in my kneecap.
So for those of you listening on Monday, this past
weekend was the Kentucky Derby and Do Too, Doe too.
Us not being able to leave the neighborhood whatsoever, we
decided to get drunk last night, and drunkenness led to

(01:18):
us hanging out in the front yard with the dogs
at midnight. And I went to go back outside and
I thought I was on the steps. I was not
on the steps.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
And you fell off the porch.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I fell the fuck off the porch.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Luckily the chair, lawn chair caught lawn.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Chair totally caught it. My saving grace.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
If only your knees didn't land on the back of
the chair when it folded in.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
It wasn't the chair, it was the concrete.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I know if your niece had landed on the back
of the chair and pulled it in, that probably would.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Have softened the blow a little bit more.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Well, not softened it, but not cut your knee off
your legs.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Jesus Christ. It hurts so bad. I'm scabbed up like
a nine year old who just got a brand new bike.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
No cap.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Because knee cats nice ouch ouch.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
But no.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
So it was derby weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You were a good sport about it though.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You were laughing laying on the ground covered in blood.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh god, there was so much blood you got red
on you, pouring and it is gnarly looking.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
So yeah, and it's my bad knee.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'll post a photo of it.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I still have the picture from last night when it
was gushing. Oh, I can't put anything on it like.
It hurts. Yeah, so bad. But thank you, doctor Gray.
You're welcome for fixing me up today.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You are welcome. That's what I do.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
That was great.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I didn't waste time watching fifteen seasons of R for.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Nothing, absolutely not. You made that very very valuable last night.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I did you tried to take my thunder from me
and do it yourself. I'm like, can you just let
me have some kind of fun please?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
That's true, that's true. I'm my drink all over myself.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
I got we got drunken.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Played doctor together, yes, but not doctor patient doctor patients.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
But not in the way you guys are thinking.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Unfortunately.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh my god. Oh so funny though. So picture a
cartoon like Wally Coyote as he is like walking off
of the cliff and then falls.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
That sound.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, so I thought I was on the stairs. I
was not. And there's only like what two.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Steps, uh technically three.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Technically three, so yeah, and it's not that high up.
But yeah, I started walking and there was no steps,
there was only four owl. Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't
get scraped up anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I am too, just my knees. Well, did you land
like on your knee?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I'm guessing that's what I did. I land as skid, Yeah,
I kinda kind of what are the curl curled?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Well, our our walkways not really that smooth.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
No, it's not because of all the years of salt
we've put on it.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Well that and it's like somebody took gravel and port
cement over it. Yes, kind of.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh god, it hurts anyway, Yay, Derby anybody watched, I
hope your horse won.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
And if your horse didn't win, hopefully.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
You didn't bet a lot of money on it. We're
not betting money.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Nuts to you, but we are going to get drunk.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
We're starting again again.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Well it's it is Oaks Day for us, yes, right now,
Well the Oaks.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
The Oaks race just ended.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Like what an hour ago, two hours ago?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yep, over at six. But okay, so for those of
you who have listened to us for a while during
Derby weekend, we physically cannot I mean we can leave,
but it would take about what four hours to get
back in.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, it's it's a long distance road trip to go
to the Kroger that's down.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
The street, literally five minutes down the.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Street, if not even that far, like two minutes.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Depending on lights. Yeah, if you hit those two lights
just straight Yeah. But yeah, no, they close off the
both exits to get to our house. And it's not
the it's not the fact that we can't park, because
we can totally park. It's just we can't get in
because people are dicks and won't let you in. Yeah so,

(05:15):
but I'm really fingers crossed because there were a lot
of people walking from over here to the downs. Oh yeah,
I am hoping tomorrow we get more drunken Chad Brad Rad,
my dad will sue you guys.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Well, it's going to be raining all day, so I'm
pretty sure it's okay. Guess we can sit on the
front porch.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
And we should leave tomorrow morning and go get a
bunch of ponchos and umbrellas and go up there and
sell them for like twenty bucks. Apiece.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm not that it's that God, this is terrible.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh so, while we're waiting on a very special guest
to help me with my mystery episode. Yes, I am
drinking this wonderful hard seltzer that you found by busy.
This one I have right now is the raspberry cream pop.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's those are those are really good?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
They are delicious and they're.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Tastes like uh, fruity ice creams.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Oh yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I know.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
It's like the Flintstones push pops or those those popsicles
with the cream ice cream in the middle. Yeah, and
what are you drinking again?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Oh, I'd done fucked up and got those claw tills.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Hopefully you won't throw up this time.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Hopefully I do. It's fucking derby.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Well, you throw up and I get hurt.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Well, and I have had uh bourbon five whiskeys.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Today, Yeah, whiskey sours.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I've had five whiskey sours. They were delicious.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I had one, but that was because I've been working
since nine am.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I drunk cold b worde at like two thirty this afternoon.
He's on his way to Vegas.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Uh, then let's say that would be ten am his time,
I guess.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, yeah, no, three hours, not four.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh I thought it was four. It is three.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
It'd be a little eleven something this time.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
But yeah, the first one that you decided to grab
was your blue BlackBerry mojito.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Mm hm.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
And that is so gross soft syrup great, I'm sick.
If you've ever had diamondsap oh, if you can pawn
it that. That seems like one of those you know,
the the monsters the monster beers that we got like
three years ago during Halloween with like the cryptids on it. Yeah,

(07:32):
like goat Man and off Man. Yeah, so that seems
like because you know, there was three that were good
and three that were bad. Yeah, and honestly, in my opinion,
two were bad and four were good.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I liked. I like the majority of them.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
The four.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
But that seems like a prank drink it is.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's cough syrup.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Well like cough syrup, but also can make you feel good.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, and just the right kick.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You can, even if you're lucky enough, throw up mucus
with it if you drink enough of them.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
So those are it's seven seven.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's technically cough syrup.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
The truly unrulies are the ones that I'm thinking of.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, yeah, those are eight.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
But since we're lost, good, those are good. They're not bad, No,
they're they're powerful.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
They are.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
It's a kick in the mouth, it is, but no
super fun weekend, I can already tell. The only fortunate
part about it is that it's going to be raining
all day for the derby, or it did rain all day.
We did get a little bit of a break. And
welcome our guests.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh zachy.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Cow, we're right in there, just like.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah, we we just jumped right in. We have to
re sign up for the app, so sorry, welcome.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
In, No welcome in here. I know it's.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Crazy dual podcasting technology is crazy.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
No, I've got I've got stupid random dumb asked questions
to ask.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh, I thought we were doing like this is the top,
this is the topic.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Asked questions with better friends.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Oh my god, it's like runner, they said they called friends.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Speaking out.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Really we didn't hear the clapping. I don't know your
only fans. Mike needs that. Get that.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Uh, I need to turn that out more clas No,
we were just talking about how the Kentucky Derby is
this weekend and how I got drunk last night and
fell off the porch and busted my knees and saw
your boo boo.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
I saw your boo boo.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Did you break anything so painful?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
My pride?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
She broke her spirit.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I broke my friend and she broke me laughter. Yeah,
I was oh oh, I.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
Thought I was like, oh Ship, she fucking beat you up.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I was like, she does beat me local PD. She
hits me when I when I say the wrong thing,
or dinner tastes like ship coffee's back.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Oh okay, ha, you're on cameray now, so you can't
hit them.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
I do the same.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Because the police are more worried about Churchill downs than
they are the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
So she she loves me, Yeah, and she makes me
write bad checks?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Do you still use checks? How old are you?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I'm old school.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
What kind of mics are you guys running? I just
want to know? Are they excel Or mics? Uh?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Oh my god? We've had them for almost two years now?

Speaker 4 (10:45):
No, No, it's been it was our birthday last year.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
We've had them for a little over a year. No.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Now are do you connect them to your PC with
a USB cord?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
No, we have a sound board.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah, we connect them something.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Okay, those are excel Our mics.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
That was cool.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
That's that's our future purchase.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
As you see him holding a mic stand in his hand.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
My MICU broke half.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
He broke his ship.

Speaker 8 (11:14):
Yeah today Oh now.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
During holding a dick.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
She's just jealous because it's big heart and black.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
So.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
How have you guys been two hundred episodes? Your live
was fucking epic. We showed it like eight times on
our podcast. I mean yeah, yeah, we we We fucking
shouted you the fuck out.

Speaker 8 (11:44):
How was that? How was that live?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
It was cool?

Speaker 4 (11:47):
It was fun, it was we're doing one of our
episodes live.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, why we don't. We don't do that.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah, like we were.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
I know you guys don't, but like, why does that
feel weird? A lot of people feel weird about that.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Well, it's because we we wanted the download and the watch,
like we wanted both.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh, okay, you can.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
You can watch it now and then listen to it
again on Monday morning.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Hey that's not out yet. Oh my god, it is out.
This is this is episode This one is episode two
and four.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
What are we drinking?

Speaker 6 (12:25):
And night I'm asking a bunch of questions before Tabby
asks questions.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Oh you're good. We just we just talked about our beers.
But I've got a busy hard Seltzer raspberry cream pop.
It tastes like an orange dreamsickle but raspberry flavor.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Okay, it's it's like it's like a like hold on,
it's like a lot of like hate in one can.
What are you drinking there, Mike?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh, I've got uh clawtails, lawtails, But I've also already
had I've had five whisky.

Speaker 8 (13:05):
I was like, did you just fucking sponsor Disney?

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Like? Are you drinking a Disney drink. What his clawtails?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 8 (13:17):
That's perfect. Oh my god, we've missed you so much.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
We have missed you a lot.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
It's always fun.

Speaker 8 (13:29):
It is always fun.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
And and so to surprise you, Mike, Tabby did this,
and also to surprise both of you, I made a
ridiculous purchase, did yesterday.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Jesus, thank you Hambury. Motherfucker.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
Now on their side. It's like you're talking to voices
in your phone.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, yeah, they don't hear.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
So we got you know how I got?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Is that a bong?

Speaker 4 (13:59):
No, it's a rubber chicken the red tube. It's a
rubber chicken.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Welcome in, super Welder. There's just noises going on. So
we have a chicken.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
Right, he has a collection of chickens and pigs piggies.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Right, we'll put those. We'll put those right there.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
But all.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
My streaming crew, this is an av. This is me,
I'm the censor pig nice, this is Jacko. And this
is Snow because she's a nerd.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Okay, So we went to we went to erie yesterday, went.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
To the big city, and we got Tabby.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
You're the big chicken. I'm gonna put your name right here.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
It's so much louder.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
It was not such a high decibel that you cannot
hear it.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
Set up professional audio in your audio settings. I just
got a notification saying, hey, you might want to fucking and.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Then we have I'm a chicken, I'm a big pinch.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh just we have Mike. It's life size me.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
He's gonna snuggle with it every night, I hope.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
So so we got yeah. I was like, what should
we name them?

Speaker 8 (15:36):
I'm like, oh, we're going on their podcast.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
We'll just named them them.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I love it. I love it. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
What are you?

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Thank you for the shot? I'm doing a thank you
for the shot. I get to do a shot for
my gun. Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh co Bank cocktail. Yeah? Is audio fucked up for you?
Or is it just me? Yep? It's me.

Speaker 8 (16:07):
Canon here No, I ran over my cordon.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Oh my god, drink it from the gun, please.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I want to see you put it out of your
in your mouth, in your mouth.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
I don't know if that's TikTok. I keep on getting
banned on TikTok. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Thank you, Wilner, good job.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (16:32):
What is that one?

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Put a gun in his mouth.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
This is boom boom.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
I know that guy.

Speaker 8 (16:40):
No, that's the liquor's name.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
It's boom boom, boom boom. It's it's rum. That's the
I told you guys about the banana one.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Okay, okay, which is it's a mind fuck kind of
a fucking liquor.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
Okay, what are you doing some ship? Why are you
going under the table?

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Don't ask questions?

Speaker 7 (17:02):
And just like I don't want to happen. No, what.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Hey, Ann, you might want to double check your microphone too,
because it sounds like you're coming in through his hell. Okay,
there's it's supposed to be on red.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Yes, okay, red is good.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, that works. I thought you were wearing boxers there
for a second, and then I noticed that they're bacon pants.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
You're wearing swim trunks.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Oh no, his marble pants, mars look like bacon.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I mean, it's on par with me. I am not kosher.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
He is not blessed by a rabbi.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
I have a lot of Jewish friends, though it's okay.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
He has been talking to his Jewish friends way too much.
We're in the car yesterday and he said something hoops
and I'm like, what did you just say?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
So perfect?

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Fuck You're done.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
You're fucking really I can't.

Speaker 8 (18:08):
I can't be friends with Jews.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Oh my god, So you had questions? All right, well,
let's get.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
To it, all right.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
So the first question is.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Shout out to Zach's TikTok by the way, that we're
on right now, right.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
We're on TikTok YouTube and which there we go. Oh
my god, the prey Norm welcome in.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Make sure you guys listen to the Grace Tappering podcast,
all of you that are hanging out Grace Tappering.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
Podcast everywhere you can get podcasts.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Or you can go to check out our website that
I need to update again really badly, Grace Tapproom dot com.
Uh so, what is your favorite writing utensil?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
And in here are the artists?

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Go ahead, and you go first, my artists. I can't
say the other word.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Pencil number two, number two, pence number two, pencil sharp.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I thought I thought she said a sharp number two pencil.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
That's a number two.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
What's yours, Mike?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Just an ink pen, any specific type of ink pen.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
Like ballpoint.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Pen.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
Oh god, you don't like fountain pen? Ball point.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
On the top a ballpoint like that one right over there,
the one he steals from like target.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh, I've got We've got a box full of grace
tapper and podcast ink pins. We do, We got like
a hundred, send me some.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
We'll send you everything that we have.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
We need to get rid of the ship.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
Take it to work with me and just start handing
them out.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
Yeah, definitely, we'll put a calm together. What about you, Zach,
Mine would be the fountain pen. I think that's the coolest.
I don't own one, but I think that's like the
coolest thing.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh, I do like riding on dry erase boards.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
What does he smell the eracers or markers?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
No, they're nonsentive. I'm not retarded.

Speaker 8 (20:25):
Okay, forget about that twitch, don't worry about that one.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
Fine, huh, I missed the well there they weren't. They
weren't like a problem.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
They were never a problem.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
It was the what gen Z got ahold of them dums.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, they ruined everything, fucking ruined everything.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Everything, bunch of dickheads.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
No, my favorite, Oh, miss trigger fucking game in the shot?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
My bad? Would you call me trigger?

Speaker 7 (21:09):
That's my because he can't read?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
No, I didn't know who.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
Did the alert, so like, mis trigger is my merch merchandiser,
she she does all my merch online and she did
it not Welder, Take it back, Welder, take it back,
Take it.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Back the welder.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Sorry, I've had a lot of whiskey today. I have
to catch up. Hold on, let me get my drink.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Let me get my summer drink.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Whitney Whitney a big bottle.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
It feels like he's so bougie because you have a
big bottle of pink Whitney.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
You know, you know the other word for a pink Whitney.
Let's see pink Carolin.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Oh really I made that up because Whitney Houston.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
And it's not too soon.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's not It was like years ago.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
Got I really feel old. It feels like yesterday. She
just croaked.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
And Goldiehan for you.

Speaker 7 (22:17):
Hey, Goldiehan is still kicking talk is she? Oh you're drunk?

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Did you see my TikTok that drunk twitch guy died
or Twitter?

Speaker 6 (22:25):
He did not. That's fake, fake, fake newss, fake news chick.

Speaker 7 (22:31):
Somebody put on TikTok that Jeffrey Dean Morgan died today.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
I'm like, what the fuck rude.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I was like exact Nagan from The Walking Dead.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
Yeah, but it was all fake. Was just trying to
get attention. Everybody attacked her, right.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
I confused him with that French dude Javier.

Speaker 8 (22:52):
Yeah, he's not he's yeah, he's well, I was way off.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
He's I think he's from Columbia. Yeah, okay, thick. Hey Aaron.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Question, I didn't get to finish mine.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Oh sorry, go ahead, god no, So hey, why do
we think about the same thing right there?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
If it's a pencil, it's a big mechanical. I love them.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Your mechanical you're having.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I like the point zero nine. If it's a pen
then I like the bis uh zero point sevens. I
like the thicker lines.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
You are very specific.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Every job that I have worked, they're like, okay, well
we're going to order you off a supplies send me.
You're well, I'll send them what I want and then
I won't get what I want. Then I get pissed off,
and I'm like, I told you I wanted those pins.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Are you into cliger feet or anything like that? Is
that like why you have such a specific thing she has.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
She has an office job, and.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
I like the way that they write and it fits
my my writing styles and it feels better in my hand.

Speaker 8 (24:24):
Is it like a smoother Is it like a smoother draw?

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Nice?

Speaker 8 (24:29):
I like to struggle. That's why I like found pencils.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Pencils. Yeah, you work at an elementary. You got puke
and not all.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Of your pencils.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Why do not the kitchen zach like the stone tablets
and the hammer.

Speaker 7 (24:48):
I'm waiting for that night I wake up in the
middle of the night.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
With his chalk.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I hate it.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Oh, I can't handle it. Groastes me out.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
It makes my teeth thirt.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Yeah, it makes my skin crawl. It's like people that
chew on fucking aluminum oil or something like that, or
fucking oh my god, that's how I feel. Are clawing
a chalkboard to me. That doesn't bother me, but putting
chalk to the chalkboard makes my fucking skin crawl.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Or ripping ice off of them.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
No, I can't.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
I can't eat popsicles of a dry rag. Oh god,
I can't handle people scraping ice.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
Oh my god, my skin just.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
No, no, okay, please chat, please clip that.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
I'm already freaking out, freaking the fuck out right now.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Well, here the next one. What is your favorite color
of gray?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
On?

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Orange? Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Just plain orange.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Fucking orange is the best color of all time.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Well, as a ginger, I thought you'd be like fire
orange or like, you know, blood orange or something orange. Okay,
it's just standards. I'm black.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
No you're not. I don't.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Aaron says, he's an orange gang too.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 7 (26:15):
What did I call it?

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I don't see it.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I love all the oranges.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Gingers.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Oh yeah, you're part of the military of gingers. I've
been collecting, selecting gingers.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
It's like an army of gingers.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Wait, so you said black, but you've said the N
word like five times today, so.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
You're a fucking liar. Shut up. I don't know you're
doing that right now?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Okay, hey me too. Oh wait what.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
It's okay, he's from the South. It's okay.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
There on the road, it's okay.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
What about you, Tabby?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
What yours? What's yours? LETNI drink his beer?

Speaker 8 (27:10):
So on TikTok.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
People are when they type in there, we hear it
in our headphones. So I'm like, they said, and I'm like,
don't do that, Aaron.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Please, Well they were gonna they were gonna type neon.
Mm hmmm, mine is hot pink, a highlighter.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
Mine is hot pink. That would be my favorite color.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Cream.

Speaker 6 (27:38):
I should say green because I'm a marine. But you
know what, they took enough green out of me.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
I was gonna ask you, Uh, how did they take.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Delicious?

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Like it's like pink lemonade.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
M hm, hot pinkade. Like vaginas, Oh, oh.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
My god, there's different flavors for different women. I agree
with that one.

Speaker 7 (28:04):
Yeah, there are. I see so many different vaginas.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I've been.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Definitely, I've been the closest to a blue waffle I've
ever wanted to be.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Oh my god, sounds like a crayon color.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
It was no, it was honestly just a way to
like see if I could catch something. I didn't get
anything around that, bitch. Can you imagine? No, I don't
want your super Yeah, it's like, hey, get away what
super power you had?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
And hence the marble pants.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Superhero Marble get me in your next comic or movie.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
I'm here the female fucking superheroes. Now, well let's see
what std I can avoid.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Thanks trigger for clipping that.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
By the way, God, are you you're so proud of that.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
Oh my god, what that had every s c I
and no st D.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Oh my god, they're not st I s.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
Are curable s t ds you cannot get rid of.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Really, I thought they changed it.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
No, that's somebody from coming from somebody that's downed the
dog time, because anything so like h I V.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
What did you say? H I v V.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Used to be like HIV can technically get what's that?
What's that one that most people with needles.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Get mediate chlamydia?

Speaker 6 (29:39):
No, that's all st I s aids h I V.
And then there's herpes.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
It's not herpes if it's everywhere.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
And then there's what was what there's one more that's
like mostly like drug drug people get it? Eight No, motherfucker.
Oh my god, my uncle died of it and I
can't think of it. Go ahead, your turn trying to think, uh,
your favorite cranor.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Okay, so my favorite crown color, and very oddly enough,
is the white one, because you can like color the
color white to get rid of the colors.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
You get what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I knew right back do that, because.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Yeah, but the other parts are really really bad. It's
hepatitis that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh, that's what that's what Pamelan has.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
There's a bunch of different ones because you can get
hepatitis ce that's more like your liver, I believe. And
then there's like different varieties of hepatitis.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Probably alphabet it's like a bag.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I had an uncle that died from hepsy.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Yeah, heps is a bad one and really bad.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
One in yellow.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
That's because it kills your liver, and your liver like
filters everything.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Hey, Ann, what trigger?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Says A b or C?

Speaker 8 (31:20):
Are the options?

Speaker 6 (31:21):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
And her name is Anna? I know no, you said,
Anne said Anna? Oh you did?

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Yeah, I just because every time you do that, I'm like,
that's not my mom.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
What's she drinking with the tee?

Speaker 7 (31:40):
He took me back to the dark side.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Sunday's coming up real fast. May the Fourth be with you?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Chat? Hell?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah, listen.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Our power went out the other day and I went
to work bitching to everybody because we didn't have internet,
we didn't have TV, but he had Ship on his phone.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
I had to watch Star Wars to go to sleep. Oh,
he's been watching it non stop.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
This episode drops on Revenge of the Fifth.

Speaker 8 (32:11):
Let's fucking go, but not Return of the sixth right.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Noisode exactly exactly. I was like so pissed, so like
our me and my new my new co host, bring
the machine.

Speaker 8 (32:32):
We have a new podcast called two Jars.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
I'm plugging fucking ship right now.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Wrong, it's Marine Corps Base, not puppey.

Speaker 8 (32:42):
Uh but uh.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
Our episode is on Revenge of the Fifth So that's
basically Sith Day and he's a Jedi class.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
I'm a Sith class.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Oh nice, Yeah, okay, let's talk about fucking Roseanne one minute,
and you're gonna fucking goo in your pants.

Speaker 8 (33:09):
Look at that fucking.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Wait your wife, No, that's Lando and it's pink. No,
it's purple, purple lightsaber. Did you get that Disney?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
We ordered it online.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I would.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yea.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
Honestly, the only reason I'd go to Disney is for
like the Star Wars area, everything else and well and
beers around the world.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah that's it. I can knock that out of it.
But yeah, but I'm not.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
I'm not fucking one of those weirdo fucking Disney people.
Have you seen these motherfuckers?

Speaker 5 (33:52):
No kids, nothing, Disney.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
We're in the ears and like, I'm gonna rake this
food and have a camera in front of me. It's like, bro, no,
you you you You're supposed to do it in shame
and silence like adults, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Or at least borrow your best friend's kid or something
exactly illegal.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
I'm pretty sure I don't know what state or.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
There.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
You see, Yeah it's not legal, Teddy Mike is giving
you solutions, and you're just like, funk that. Let's fucking
get Kadie in a van, come on and a bicycle.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yes, I want to see that.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
I want to see that. I want to borrow your child.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
That's a shirt for their fucking podcast, Just like what's
the problem.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Maybe because I've always had friends that were like trying
to Like I would be like, hey, can I take
your kid to go Halloween costume shopping? They're like sure, here,
put the kid in the car and just get out
of my hair.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Well, we do have friends that have kids. I'm sure
they would be like, hey, you can take mine.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
I mean, at one point in time, we have five
god children.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
Are they like, is that like all elements first, wind, fire, planet, planet, and.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Oh my god that was in that no YouTube video,
so they.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, where he's like everybody's green. I
remember it now?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Yeah, awesome, all right, what's your next question?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
What is your favorite dinosaur?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Oh? No question?

Speaker 6 (35:47):
Well, uh, I just finished Jurassic Park, so I'm pretty
fucking auidible, So go ahead.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
What are use guys can go down?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, go ahead?

Speaker 7 (35:56):
Yeah, yeah, you watched Jurassic Park. What's your favorite dinosaur?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Leo plural down?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
What Charlie, it's Leo Magical?

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Oh god, I actually have a shirt and actually, okay,
I have the shirt. It says Shun the non Believer
and nobody has any idea what the fuck is on
my shirt?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Nobody?

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Yeah, and I actually don't think that's in the dinosaur area.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
So but it's okay. I like that one.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Before that, there was the what was it? I don't
know the actual name of.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
It, Okay, mister somebody from the uh fucking Power Rangers
or something like.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
It's it's like the one with the helmet they call it,
but I can't think of the name right now.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
They're in Jurassic Park, Lost World. They ram the.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Jeep, the one he goes lootenor tuck. What is that
that is?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:01):
That's yeah, see I can't think of it. I can't
just think of the name for somebody.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
You know, The Lost World, the one my favorite, the
Safari guys. You're out there and yeah, it rams the
jeep yep.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
And he's like explaining it while it's happening to the guy.
He's like, so his head locks in and it becomes
a battering ram and that boom knocks the fucking guy.
Pretty pretty sure that kid dead.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
But it is the pus.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Yes, yes, so syphilis. The see Mike and me are
on the.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
That was my nickname of college. We are you circumcised? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:52):
I'm not Jewish.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
Oh okay, I'm just making sure.

Speaker 8 (37:56):
Huh, all right, what's yours, babe?

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Bronosaurs, Bronosaurus, You're such a.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
Shut up favorite movie that was a little.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
Kid, So definitely Bronosaurus.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
No, the Brachiosaurus has the mohawk. The bronosaurus has a flathead.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Around and before Time? What time?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:18):
What's the That was the leader of Land before the Time,
Land before the Time, Land before Time.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
That was the leader.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Have another drink, she told me to.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
So I'm actually looking up dinosaurs right now.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Oh there it was.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
That sounds like like when she farts I know we can.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Say this on the line, like on stream, what that
fucking dinasaur?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Well, is that the U.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
N I G E R.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
Oh wait a minute, that's not the that's not the
dinosaur you.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
I know when I saw that, I'm my holy shift.
Anybody says this dinosaur, I'm.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Gonna lose, I'll say it's.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Asaurus, my favorite. The bones are still at the Indianapolis
Children's Museum, and it is the dra cortex.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Okay, which one's that it is?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
It kind of looks like a Paphalosaurus, but it's like
a Paccephalosaurus mixed with a velociraptor and.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
It's got it's like a version of it.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Oh, it's got a really cool fucking like bone structure
on the head and it looks like a crown. So
uh oh.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I do know, yeah, I do know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
It looks like the Triceratops without the horns.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
On it, and it's smaller.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
JK. Rowling actually got inspiration from that.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Its Latin name is actually Drake Draco something malfoyetis or
something like that. Yeah, in shortened terms, it's in Latin.
Its name is Draco malfoy it is. It really is.

Speaker 8 (40:10):
It's not a bad dinosaur though. That's a herbivore.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Right.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Well, if you if you heard it, it'll its father
will hear about this.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
It looks like a dragon, so yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 8 (40:21):
That's the one.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
It's it's kind of like mine, but instead of the
flat top, it's it's crowned.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Have to Hogwarts Hogwartsia, Yeah, your cortex Hogwartsia meaning dragon
King of Hogwarts. It was a plant eating dinosaur with
a horn, skull and spikes that lived in North America
during the Late Cretaceous period North America. Okay, it's like
some of these pictures of it are fucking rat it's wild.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
It kind of reminds me of like the Lord of
the Rings like that, Like the king that fucking flies
in That's what it reminds me of.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Wait, what you mean House of the Dragon.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I was gonna say Game of Throw, not.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
Not Game of thrown, Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
What do you mean the king that rides in on
a No, not not the king.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
What the is his name?

Speaker 6 (41:18):
Lord?

Speaker 8 (41:19):
It's not the Big Batti. It's the Witch.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
He's witch King of Okay, the Witch King. Yeah, that
is more like a worm that doesn't have any spiking.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
No, no, I'm talking about the rider him, the guy guy.
He has that crown.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
One that Okay, okay, okay, I get you. I was
about to fight you. I was gonna come through the screen.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
She was about to shut this down.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Friendship is over.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
It's like three nerds and just one normal lady. You normal?

Speaker 8 (41:58):
Yeah, You're then come out here?

Speaker 7 (42:00):
Dragon so much?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Everybody you like?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
My favorite dinosaur is.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
It's the velociraptor, but the inaccurate one Jurassic Park.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Oh, the the more violent and like bigger, crazy fucking well, no,
it wasn't bigger.

Speaker 8 (42:25):
I thought it was smaller.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
No, no real velocity. You're only like three foot tall.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Did you know that, thanks to evolution, velociraptors later became chickens.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yep mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
So that means Brianna is a velociraptor killer.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
She killed two clever girls in the backyard.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Is that a fourteen pound roosters got in our backyard
and our mastive?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
She'll send you the pictures.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
I'll send you the Okay, are they too spicy for Facebook?
Is that what happened?

Speaker 4 (42:57):
It's dead animals?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, and there's blood everywhere.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
People who hunt post pictures of theose what they're dead
deer is true.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
So she this fat potato who weighs one hundred and
twenty pounds when she's only supposed to weigh like.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
She absolutely mauled.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
She just de croyed these roosters. The first one that
I made him clean up because I didn't know what
to do was about what fifteen pounds? Yeah, And the
second one that I cleaned.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Up they were both roosters.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Though, yes, she got rooted.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yes, the first happened. I told the because the people
who owned the chickens live in the house behind us,
across the alley, so I took the corpse back over
there and I let her know that, hey, this happened,
so you might want to put some kind of roofing
over their their cage.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
And she goes, oh, just throw the trash.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
It's fine, we'll get it another one.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
She goes, oh, that's the record having chickens in the city.
I guess you crossed your own road.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
I didn't get shot.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
No, it got mauled by a mastiff.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
Talk about you took the chicken across the road and
didn't get shot.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
That's insane, dude.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
But she killed killed both of them. Let uh set yeah,
a week apart. Yeah, so I think the other ones
have learned not to come in our backyard.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Yeah, well, at least they're like at least they're both roosters,
you know, like fuck roosters.

Speaker 8 (44:26):
They're just chickens with the fucking vocal cords.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
Like that's it. They don't do anything. Yeah, they don't
do anything.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Well, they help make more chickens, so not anymore, they don't.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
These two don't.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
Well, if it's anything like dinosaurs, they can fucking life
will find a way.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
They like up and down the alley all the time.
Sometimes they're over here in this neighbor's yard. Sometimes they're
over here. Sometimes they're here. So I really wasn't thinking it.
It was like seven o'clock in the morning, and I'm
trying to get everything together to leave, and I look
outside because it's the squirrels eating our trash. But that's fine.
The squirrels will run away. The dogs aren't going to
catch the squirrels. Well, on this specific day, Yeah, Gunner

(45:15):
looks back at me. I said, hey, Gunner, can you
let him out? And he was like, yeah, sure, go
let him out. He lets him out. Two seconds later,
he goes, mom, Brian's got something. And I walked away
from the sink and looked straight out the back door,
and I went, Brian's got such.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
And she's just.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
And then the second one, you fucking feathers everywhere.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
On that one second one, the red one that I
sent you the second one.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
So I went, that actually looked like it died like peacefully.
And it's like, no, you know.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
No, So I've let him out. And then I let him.
I look out the window because we have this big
paned window in our back door, and I'm seeing her
in the backyard going, man like, making this head movement, something.

Speaker 8 (46:07):
Like a fucking goat man. No, man, no, She's.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Like pulling the feathers out of the neck. But I
didn't know she was pulling. So I'm like, she's got garbage.
You know. The squirrels knocked the garbage out. So I
called him in and they come in and the thing
is still out there. I'm like, okay, I'll get it
in a second. Get them in. Let me get my
makeup on and get dressed for work. So she sits
on the couch in the living room and I look

(46:32):
at her. This bitch is covered in blood like she
metal as fuck, like blood all over her, and I went,
what happened? I thought maybe her and one of the
other dogs fought. There was so I started checking all
of them and I get to her and I'm wiping
it off and I'm not seeing a wound. I was like, oh, no,

(46:53):
I bet it's another chicken. I bet it's another I
walk outside and I look at this thing.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
You're Feople's produce on your street, you know that right?
Like people are buying chickens because eggs are too expensive
at Walmart, like.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
At Kentucky and our county where we're at is we're
not allowed to have roosters.

Speaker 8 (47:17):
Oh so you did this like a public service?

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Ervis we did? Yes, You're only allowed to have six chickens.
That's all you're allowed to have. Is this in Jefferson County? Uh,
you're not allowed to have roosters, but they have like
five or six, well three or four roosters now.

Speaker 8 (47:36):
And your dog is just like fucking come on.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
In the thunderdome, bitch like.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
A dog that. I have never seen her run that
fast since she was like forty pounds lighter, but she
took the fuck off his lightning. So I get out
there and I look at this rooster and his like
he had no feathers around his neck and he is
just like dripping blood out of his face. So I'm

(48:05):
hoping it shook it and that's how she's the blood
on her. And I was just like, I I don't
know what to do. And everybody on Facebook was like, hey,
why don't you eat it? Pluck it and then eat it.
I'm like, okay, the next one, the next one, we will.

(48:28):
But she hasn't gotten one sense, because I think they've
all gotten smart not to come in the backyard. So
I came once.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Oh my god, and gang.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
The one that you've seen that second picture. I didn't
get a good enough picture, but there was underneath the
the rooster's head was just like a pool of blood. Huge.
So she broke the first one's neck. I'm pretty sure
that one's gone. And the second one?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
What? What put up a good What happened? What I
do coming in the backyard?

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Yes, okay, oh god, you guys have a pool in
the backyard.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
So we used to, we used to. We got rid
of that. It was too much upkeep for us.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Mm hmm, it was you guys have it like a well,
you guys have like a nice area to have like
a hot tub.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
That's a nice.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
No, our tree in the backyard has made our backyard
like unbackyard.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
And cut it down.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
And three weeks ago we tore our deck down.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Yes, okay, I fucking fell through the fucking deck in
January during the fucking ice storm. Like I wasn't.

Speaker 8 (49:58):
That's like, it's definitely the fucking ice storm.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
No, it's because the people that lived here.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
Acknowledge fucking texted you, Mikey piece of look at your phone.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Greedy baby.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
Yeah, we had the same idea and we started like
texting each other on the phone. But he went to
TikTok and I texted you? Did I text you? No?

Speaker 9 (50:25):
Who do I send that to somebody else?

Speaker 6 (50:31):
No?

Speaker 8 (50:31):
Oh yeah, it's in your fucking it's in your Facebook.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Oh my god, I don't want to have to see
you on our registry for some stupid.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
What do you mean I said it to my family
most of the time.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
Yeah, like setting your aunt corno.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Oops wait what yeah, this was.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
During the VID.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
We were have we were always we were bored there's
nothing to fucking do, so we and make videos.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
So one time he.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Man, then I said okay.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
So he's like trying.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
He's sending me text messages and videos, trying to get
me out sided, and he's.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
Like, why are you answer?

Speaker 8 (51:14):
Why do you answer my text messages?

Speaker 7 (51:16):
What are you talking about? You didn't send me anything?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Is what?

Speaker 6 (51:19):
You don't have many names start with a aunt aunt.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Yeah, you cannot look her in the eye again, and
you're not going to family reunions anything.

Speaker 8 (51:31):
No, we're best friends.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
He couldn't get a hold of her, so he calls
his uncle Tom. He's like, do not answer. Then open
that message. It's so mad.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
She deleted it. She get to see it.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
It was so they would have been scarred.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Wait, do you want to exclusive of our brand new
channel for o F.

Speaker 7 (51:59):
What we don't have an of.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
I'm going to start it now and I'm going to
send it to Mike first to see what he thinks.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Please don't show me videos if you guys having sex
no offense?

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Oh no, it's it's a big bang theory audio in
the background while Anna is no going on to.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
End videos to him anymore.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
I make videos usually when there's TV going on in
the background, and.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
It completely fits for the scene she's trying to do this.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Last time, it was Big Bang Theory and they were
looking for what was it?

Speaker 7 (52:33):
They were looking at the moon and it was something about.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
The moon bird.

Speaker 6 (52:36):
No okay, so they were on top of the roof,
like sending signals to the moon.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:43):
Yeah. Sheldon's like, I'm really worried about moonburn, and all
you see is Anna's ass go on to a don't
know and then pop out out.

Speaker 9 (52:53):
I'm like, I was like, it's so hot, but I
have discrapped his family.

Speaker 8 (53:01):
Oh yeah, I showed my family Dan family.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
He's like, this is hilarious. Look at this and it's
my ass.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Performing trying to watch the.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Can you go to the other women?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Please?

Speaker 6 (53:24):
There's there's a video out there on the internet of
me doing things also to another X of mine and
it's dragon ball Z and Goku is like, I'm gonna
give it all I.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Got and fucking ghost coma and you can see it.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
You can see it in between the jump up and downs.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Like like I recorded.

Speaker 6 (53:52):
Basically, I was like I'm watching fucking TV, bitch, Like, yeah,
that's a new one, right, you don't know about that one,
do you.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Well, now she does.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
Yeah, there's no secrets between us.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Kisses.

Speaker 7 (54:09):
We're gonna take five minute break.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
No, we can't. They go all the way through. They
have to finish their podcast.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Yeah, okay, we're round in. We're round in the finish.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
We're on the what's your next ques?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
I got three more questions? Okay, what was your favorite
grade in school?

Speaker 6 (54:29):
Oh, that's a good one. It's kind of weird that
we go from that topic to this topic.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
But my favorite grade was seventh. Seventh grade was really
super hard, but it was super informative, Like that's what
I really started to get into the history of everything.
That's when history was really started to be introduced and
I got to learn a lot.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
I think for me it was fourth grade.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
Whoa, Okay, why.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I did a lot of cool ship with the bros.

Speaker 8 (55:09):
Are you talking about just like day to day not
like learning.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Learning? Because we were only allowed to write in cursive
school wise, it's not even available anymore.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Do you know that?

Speaker 5 (55:25):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I know they're they're no. I know this because we
learned a dying art.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
We're basically learning fucking Sanskrit. We're Renaissance people. So where
I felt me.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
My place of employment has uh younger, a couple younger people,
and my boss was like, hey, I need you to
sign right here, and they looked and they're like sign, yeah,
sign your name and they printing. They started printing their
name and she goes, no, no, no, I need a signature

(55:59):
and they were like, what's a signature? And then looked
at them and was like what They're like, we didn't
learn how to write incursive for a signature.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
My signature is fucking awesome.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
Mine is too. I write like a doctor.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Anyone watching you'd be so fucking lucky to have something
that I saw because my signature chef's kiss.

Speaker 7 (56:29):
You just had to teach your son how to do that.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
Yeah, we actually had a teacher because he.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
Would just like write it out and we're like, no,
you have to sign your name in cursive.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
Oh he's about to fucking perform right in front of us, dude.
This is basically instead of like googling it, you can
just watch it live. No p hub, no X at XX,
no X videos. It's straight on cam right now, Mike.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I'm nervous. Hold on.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
So I had to make sure the marker worked I'm
not nervous.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Where's Nope, not you.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Not me.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
This is my notebook. You get your own.

Speaker 7 (57:09):
Such a dick.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
Yep, it was my notebook in my little hands. Oh
that is nice. You know I've always been jealous.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
I have an alternate one.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Oh no, we like Okay, there it is.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
I have an alternate one.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
You like the weather girl?

Speaker 8 (57:30):
Oh no, we lost contacts with that's funny or.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Sport today.

Speaker 8 (57:39):
Mike is breaking up on which one?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Oh, we need to do that again.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Put my mic down. No, no mine.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
So two years ago when we went to Niagara Falls
to visit other at the time, fellow podcasters.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Shout out to Jason, one of the bros.

Speaker 8 (57:57):
You know, we've known each other for two years.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
That's kind of fucked up.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
I know, all right. We just wanted to get the
fuck out of there because it was weird. It's weird,
but we uh, we played a game with the cards
against humanity, hard game, and so you took there's police sirens.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
That's the sound of the police sound. Someone got shot
more than.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Likely more on that to day downstairs, because that's a
sound of the colors. But we played this game and
we I was the weather No yeah. I was the
weather that yeah, no, I was the main anchor. Jason
was the weather Gay the sports guys, and you take

(58:46):
your cards against humanity, white cards and you draw one randomly,
and so we would do like news anchors, but the
card you drew was the breaking story or the story
that you had to reach.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
All that's brilliant. That would be so much fun fun.
My news anchor name was Finn Gurmy.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Yeah, Finn Gurmy finger.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Me mine yeah, mine was Annie. Mine was annierection.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
That would be awesome game.

Speaker 8 (59:20):
Her name would be Annel.

Speaker 7 (59:23):
Saying that my name is not Annell.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
It's your stage name, a stage name.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
What was it?

Speaker 8 (59:36):
What was the first? What was the question? Did we
get all the way through?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
What I never I never answered? Yeah, no you did answer.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
You said fourth No.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
But then you you said in school. Then I'm gonna
have to go with my uh come back to me.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
I was gonna say senior year because you were done. No, no, no, no,
Well you guys have a favorite grade.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
I'll go last. You go.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
Where am I going?

Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
Because I'm going to message Mike and Okay, So it
definitely was.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
My senior year because I finally grew balls and I
actually hit a bunch of popular bitches and popular guys
in the face. So I finally kind of like reclaimed
myself my senior year. So yeah, definitely senior year was
for me. I was such a pussy. Seventh through eleventh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I was homeschooled my entire life. So the only person
I would be at my brother.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
And at our our our daughter. She is homeschooled right now.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
At her day.

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
Not in my house.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
That yeah, she's homeschool but a lot of people actually
in our area are homeschooling their children because the school
system is really fucked up right now.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
What if I could stay at home and teach my thing?
I sucks either?

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
Do I stay home?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Crazy? Because of what you said art work.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Go ahead, babe, My my grade was trying to think.
One was in South Carolina. So I was in South
Carolina for a year, and I learned a lot from
being away from my area I grew up in.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
And it was around nine to eleven, so I think
it was fifth sixth.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
I actually in our area, we got we get one
through six and then we go straight to high school.
Basically down there. I actually got to like participate in
the middle school. So that was a retreat a new area.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Yeah, okay, and yeah nine to eleven happened. When that happened,
what grade were you in when during that six.

Speaker 8 (01:02:12):
I want to say five or fifth or six?

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I was a freshman.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
I was gonna say I was a junior.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
You fucking old people, and my hanging out with fucking
the retirement home right now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
You're hanging out with Jerryatrix here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
So we're just all hanging out with a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Oh yeah, the story.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Yay, Tabby likes it. She's gonna take me to Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
We're going to Disney World.

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
You probably found her out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Jesus, great, mine is third grade?

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Okay? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Is that when you proposed to the That is when
I proposed to my teacher and she s a gang gang?
Is she in jail?

Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
She shot him?

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
She shot him down.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
No, Mary Kayla Turno was not my teacher.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
Jesus, And then you'd be living a different life if
it was accepted, he'd be like that fucking movie That's
My boy, basically like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Rich God, trust me, our teachers.

Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
Did not look like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
I proposed. I made her a wedding ring out of
the aluminum foil that the cheeseburger that we had for
lunch came in. She kept it and still told me no.
And then this girl, Stephanie Richards, who was in my class,
felt so bad for me that she wanted to be
my girlfriend. And I said, okay, oh that's so cute.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Why is that cute? C not to a man, okay, it's.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Not okay, but as a little kid, but.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
That hurts us when that happens. Like now we go
back to that memory. Yeah, it's kind of cute, but
then as a man, you're like that bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
No, the fucking girl.

Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
That was like, oh, I feel bad for you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Fuck that bitch better than you. No, she was she
was cute.

Speaker 8 (01:04:22):
Okay, okay, there I go.

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Yeah, as long as she's cute instead, I'll go she isn't,
I'll go doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
It's like, oh go and uh And I remember her
birthday was the day after mine, same year we were
born in eighty five, and her birthday is the day
after mine.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
That was so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
You still know that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
And then at the end of summer break, she thought me,
oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
Okay, there it is. No, No, that's where it is.
That's where that that core memory is because like it's
like it's like it was awesome. You forget about it.
If there's a fucking negative at the end, then you
remember everything, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I mean, no, she moved to Texas oceans jesus, I'm
riding yeah, bio bio.

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
I remember my first kiss.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I just my bike and rode and rode and rode
and road and she broke up with.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
MENA has a good question, can you remember your first kiss?
First kiss?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yes, I was in kindergarten. I quoted I quoted a
line from Lois Lane Superman Too. And she was like, okay, she.

Speaker 6 (01:05:39):
Had no idea. She had no idea. What about you, Tabby?
You're looking kind of flustered there. You don't like your.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
First and it was yesterday? Why is it all? No,
that's sad.

Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
That's terribly sad.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
To give it a brown points? Shut up.

Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
No, she definitely had a good first kiss, right, Tammy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Nope, way to be optimistic there, buddy, help.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
You, it's mine's.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Come on my show. You make my wife feel bad.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
It's yeah, you come on my show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
And I make your wife feel bad.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
Dude, it's gold over here, it's gold over here.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Mean no, it would it would. It's definitely gonna make
for some good content.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Tell the story, all right, let's go. Well, that's gonna
do it. Everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
It's gonna go first before mine because you can't follow this.
I promise you you cannot follow.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
This is not the strangest Swingers video ever.

Speaker 8 (01:06:56):
Dust out the micy motherfucker.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
What's your first kiss?

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Honestly, you go first?

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
No, you go first, because I'll go right before Tabby
because me and her are in competition.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
All right, So my first GISs was in kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Just like Mike when I first.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Holding second away.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Where are you? She was in Germany.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
I first moved to America, came to kindergarten. I made
out with the hottest little boy in our area.

Speaker 8 (01:07:33):
That's definitely not you were.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
A little jacket on our bus, and that was that
was my first kiss.

Speaker 7 (01:07:43):
Very cute.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
So she didn't skip a beat. She's like, hey, let's
keep it in.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
The fans family German German fam okay, okay.

Speaker 10 (01:07:59):
In Germany related to each other. We all have blonde hair, right,
it's not element hair. You dye your hair back, okay.
So mine was underneath the bridge. We held on to
the rafters as cars drove by.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
And is that what it sounds like?

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
You're reading something?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Do you see all the screens.

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
I'm not reading Ship, I'm just fucking stable.

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
You're reading something story.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
He used to practice kissing on his hand.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
How old were you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
I was.

Speaker 8 (01:08:37):
First grade.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
That was first grade.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
That sounds kind of raping.

Speaker 8 (01:08:41):
And we no, we went.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
We were on a camping trip and I found her
at another camp and she's like, hey, let's go underneath
the fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
I've had camps crushes and love for the weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Yeah, She's like, hey, let's go underneath the bridge and
make out. Basically I was already inducted into the Horror
Hall of Fame at like yeah because I I She's like,
come down here. I didn't know any better. And we
kissed under the bridge and it was awesome, and then

(01:09:17):
after that it was just pussy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
Wait till you fucking talk about like next episode that
we're on. We're definitely talking about my Christian camp extravaganza.

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
There's people with limbs, that's limbs missing limbs.

Speaker 6 (01:09:38):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
I was.

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
That's not awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I was the good girl at church camp.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Okay, I was.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
I was until I went back to be a dorm mom,
and then I was the bad one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
She said, Fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
I did not sat in my car and Trane smoke
cigarettes at two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
As one does, because they didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Have cigarettes on on campus. So that was great. Uh
So my first kiss I was seventeen, Okay, was sixteen and.

Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
Peter, Oh, you creat old robber.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Oh we had the same idea. He went a little
bit more. I was creating robbery.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
He's just like, straight up, hey, you did a crime like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Chilly okay, Mary Kay.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Laterno, I was seventeen. So the neighborhood kids that we
hung out with I never got to hang I always
hung out with the younger like dudes, obviously no, and
one of them like, hey, let's go hang out with
my older brother. I'm like, okay, cool. Well we both
were like ooh hi, how's it going. I was like, oh,

(01:10:56):
he's paying attention to me. This is cool.

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
So go back to his the other kid not your brother,
right wait?

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
No, my brother or no brother? Okay, I hung out
with his brother. Oh wait, this gets better, this gets better.
So I go back to where this guy lives. So
he lives in a one bedroom apartment with his mom,
his little brother, and her boyfriend. Now her boyfriend is
best friends with his little brother. His mom is thirty

(01:11:26):
four years old, he's sixteen, and his little brother and
his friend are fifteen. So his fifteen year old best
friend is fucking his mom.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Gang gang there's no, no, no ganggang exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
It's something I do. It's terrible. The term is gang
bang yet?

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Yeah, not yet because they want to keep it in
the family. So they drew me back there, and his
mom was falling in love with me and told him
that if he wanted to fuck me to take him
into her bedroom. He ate and I remember this very vividly.
Do you remember the peanut butter slice?

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
Oh my god, I thought you. I thought you were
about to say he ate you out. I was like, wait,
what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
No? No, no, no. Do you remember the peanut butter
that used to be like cheese slices?

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Yes, okay, yeah I heard about this. No you heard, Mike.
You heard about it when in the poor community, remember
it was it was poor community ship.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Oh, we just none of our grocery store sold those.

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
Well they know, they don't, they don't it's it's like
an underground fucking poor thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
It really is. I swear to God, Oh you like people.
He used wash clothes exactly forest.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
So he made himself a peanut butter sliced sandwich and
then took me into his mom's bedroom and we made
out for like half an hour, and then I was like, okay,
I have to go home. That was my first kiss
a peanut butter sliced smooth sandwich.

Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
At least yours was flavored. All of ours was saliva.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
I would have taken that over a disgusting cheese sliced
peanut buttered sea.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
But regurgitated peanut butter slices.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
It was regurgitated. He literally, I mean the sandwich, took
me into the bedroom with the sandwich still in his
mouth and gives.

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
Me you know what, it reminds me of You've seen
grown ups too, right, we own it? Yeah, the one
guy that's all about like, I'm awesome you kissed that guy.

Speaker 8 (01:13:42):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
And now his nickname is Lurch.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
Of course it is, I mean, thank God, and not
fucking Elmer.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
I think actually something along those lines. That's his real name.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Elmo I'll have I just docked the motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Maybe I think I know it's around those lines to
where it was like he didn't want to use that name,
so they nicknamed him alert. No ship looks like fucking
Matthew Lillard at the time. Now, who is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Who? Who's mathoard? Uh from?

Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
I would have I would have went for that ship.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Yeah, No, he looked exactly you Lillard? Yeah, if you Lillard?

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Yeah, I say no to a lot of things. I
think I know what you don't think. I know what
he said to get you to kiss him, Like, do
you want to kiss Mike? Be better lips? Do you
want to.

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
Good?

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
There's a contest for you, Mike right there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
That's good. That's awesome. Oh my god, do you like
peanut butter slices? Did you get to meet his dogs?

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
I know him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
He's hot.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
We've met him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
He was a young he yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah,
he was young Matthew when.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
You met him in I r L.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
Did you like remember the taste of peanut butter slices?

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Like? Is he going to his mom?

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Oh god, oh my god, I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Would have told him the story.

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
Why would you you know he's gonna be like, oh,
that's an amazing story, and if you got like one
inch closer, you'd be like security.

Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
Right, That's that's when he'd probably be like, Okay, what
line do you want me to say this? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I guarantee you would have honestly.

Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
Yeah, Actually he's like the nicest person ever.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
No, Matthew, though, is really really awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Like my mom said, we can have sex with her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
If we want to.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Watch Oh my God, and are gonna be so mad?
You know what?

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
I I okay, I know you have one more question.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
I think right? Two? Two?

Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
Okay, all right, so I wanna I want to say something,
okay that is kind of Star Wars related because it's
coming up. May the fourth be with you. Matthew Lillard
isn't in Star Wars yet, and I fucking think it's
a crime.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Why he's made for horrors.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
He doesn't have the acting chops to pull off a
Star Wars character. Although I'm a fake, I'm not saying
that makes him a bad actor because he's not. He's great.

Speaker 8 (01:16:58):
He's Oh no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I don't think there is a place for his abilities
within what here his style within the Star Wars universe. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:17:10):
I think we need to see a darker, different type
of Star Wars.

Speaker 8 (01:17:14):
And I think that great fucking idea.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
Unless he does voice work and he's a droid.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
No, yeah, that maybe he could get away with yes,
something like that, with a voice kind of like three notch.

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
Yeah, okay, and then next year you're gonna fucking be like, oh, ship,
how did the fucking Ryan Gosling get in there?

Speaker 8 (01:17:40):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
So that's what he's No, I'm not, honestly, I.

Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
Want Matthew Lard to Star Wars, and I think he
should play not a Sith, but like a henchman of
the Sith. I really think that could be a good
and good movement for.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
Off the topic of Star Wars. Have you guys seen
Sinners yet?

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Oh? I want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I want to see it, so I want to see it.
Guess what we watched today?

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Yeah, that New Man movie.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Did you like it? It so good?

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
Good people, super high when I watch it.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
Did you have you watched the new Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
It was okay, I like it.

Speaker 7 (01:18:27):
I like the visuals.

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
The visuals is what got me. It was very pretty
to look at.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
But I think the Willem Dafoe is the best remake
of of that potentio.

Speaker 8 (01:18:38):
Oh God interview true true true.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Dracula nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Nice. Yeah, I like bro with Gary Oldman and that
is never watched you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:18:51):
Want to about it, He's never watched it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
You want a cool fun fast about Ram Stokers Dracula
starring Gary Oldman. Do you know who can Reeves stand in?

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Was?

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
I do? I do? It was Johnny Knoxville. No ship yah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
As what like a like a stunt?

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Yes? Yeah? Yeah cool? And he did. Did you talk
to him before Jackass came out? You got?

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
I was listening to podcast shot to get which podcast
it was.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
But Johnny Knoxville was the guest on it and they
were talking and he was talking about it. That's that's huge.

Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
You don't even get to say anything.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Shut up.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
I still like fucking vampires.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
But Bram Stoker is Dracula for me.

Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
You've watched it.

Speaker 8 (01:19:43):
Oh, it's a Halloween movie.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
It's a false autumn movie.

Speaker 7 (01:19:48):
Yes, a very fault.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
What are you doing over there?

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
You're making cocktails?

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
She's she's filling her Penzel.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Washington trying to have you guys watched The Monkey which one?

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
That one's really good.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Oh my god, based off Stephen King.

Speaker 6 (01:20:05):
It's brand new, it's twenty twenty four to twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
It is campiest, fucking, hilarious, fucking movie you will ever see.

Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
The guy. Okay, so the nerd from Parks, Parks and Reck, Why, yeah,
so he's he's in it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Yeah, weird tambourine monkey that you find.

Speaker 6 (01:20:29):
Yes, that is actually no that one. That one, yeah,
maybe the same, but this one fucks people up.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
This is hilarious, Like, it's fucking funny.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
I enjoyed it because how cheesy it was. It brought
me back to like younger movies, like b movies stupid,
but it's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:20:50):
Ope, so sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Oh no, I was excited, like I love Oh well,
it's movies.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
But it's not like I don't know, sound.

Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
Like a did you say long legs? You haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
No, we haven't seen long legs.

Speaker 7 (01:21:07):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
I'm gonna use the anna word, and.

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
Oh my god, that's not an anna word, so stop
saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
I can't believe that.

Speaker 8 (01:21:18):
Oh my god, it's so good.

Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
It's I bought it because.

Speaker 8 (01:21:22):
We bought yeah, we bought it immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
But I do find because my kids were like, watch
Marketplier because he does do a sketch of it, and
it is fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (01:21:36):
Yeah, it's a twenty four. Yeah, they haven't skipped to beat.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Are getting a twenty four movies? Are getting a lot better.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
A twenty four movies? Or are Honestly, I feel better
than Blue House right now because blue House.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Is just they are.

Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
And then Wolfman came out.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
And say that because I fucking love Blue House movie.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
No, and then Wolfman came out because Bluemhouse did that
and dropped a huge fucking dick on the table and said, suck.

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
The Bloomhouse DAWs do a good job, but a twenty
four with long legs. That movie should have fucking won
an oscar because.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
That is.

Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
Yes, it's it's fucked up, but like.

Speaker 7 (01:22:14):
It really takes you back people, because it really does.

Speaker 6 (01:22:18):
It's a it's a feel of that. But you know what, like,
I'm happy that you brought Bloomhouse up. You know, when
a company is transitioning into a possible new field, they're
making video games now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
So that's why I'm coming out for PS five.

Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
Okay, so they have a like a video game coming
out and they're making more video games in Bloomhouse productions,
so you're going to see a lot of less work
on movies and more work on possible like income for them,
where a twenty four is always movies, movies, movies.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Yeah, so it's a toucher go with a twenty four
like it is.

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
It really is.

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
Like, what's one movie that you can like definitely be
like I was disappointed.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
Talk to me? I did not.

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
You didn't like talk to me?

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
It was for me?

Speaker 8 (01:23:15):
Which one was that one hand?

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Where yeah got me?

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
That was with the fact that the there was just
too much growth, Like it was very physical to me,
it was just like way brutal. It was very fucking brutal,
especially with the younger the brother. I was like, seriously,
that's a little fucking too much.

Speaker 6 (01:23:36):
Well, it was it was targeted. So that movie was
targeted for the new generation. Did you know that right? So,
like that was targeted towards the new generation. If you
keep that in mind and watch it rather than like,
is this.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
A horror movie, you gotta change your mind sports.

Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
Target Yeah, that like a lot of movies now are
like change your mindset from horror to like where we're
targeting and then you then you actually see the movie properly.
It's kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
And if you all want to talk, shut on me
for what you can.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
But that new final destination that's coming out, I am
fucking stoked. I am, but I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:24:14):
I watched the trailer. I don't watch trailers anymore, but
I'm likeler.

Speaker 7 (01:24:21):
Unlocked so many new fears for people.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
It's insane because yeah, the lock this day, Yeah that
is fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
You're a nerd, and you're a nerd.

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
I got ship with the glass all that ship, and
it's like, I'm not fucking mowing my lawn, Like I'm
not doing this ship anymore because like you fear unlocked,
no giving bed.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
I don't drive behind logging trucks like fuck that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
It's always in the back of your fucking mud. There's
always that little small.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Part of that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:57):
Do you LSD or fucking like you're just like touching things,
You're like, is this feel fucking the right way?

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
It's it's pretty I'm gonna meet my micro quick. Is
this okay?

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Right now? With going back to A twenty four. The
only reason why that I'm very very cautious with watching
anything from A twenty four was because Hereditary was garbage,
except the last Hereditary sucked ten minutes. Okay, I seed Midsummer.

(01:25:28):
But if it's like Hereditary, then no, fuck that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Well, Florence, it's not, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
And then the witch.

Speaker 8 (01:25:35):
Would you say, Mike, we could hear that one who.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Is in Midsummer.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
So I'll watch it, Okay, okay, very it will fuck
you up from beginning to end.

Speaker 6 (01:25:45):
But it like so like Hereditary was a like it
was kind of like it was an office racked, you
know what I mean. It was the office feel. It
was like, how what's happening? And then all of a
sudden has a penallergy. Haha, she just has a pan lergy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
And then.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
Okay, tree nuts whatever. Nobody can have fucking nuts. What
is it called mixed nuts at the party. But like,
if you watch it outside of your idea of horror,
it can be fun. That's like I've been doing that.
I've been like not watching trailers, and like I every

(01:26:28):
time I see a trailer on TikTok, I send it
to the wife and she's like, we're watching that. I'm like, okay,
at least I know one source and then I have
a complete open mind of a horror movie. They especially
a horror movie.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
They did do the A twenty four did do Lighthouse.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Lighthouse was awesome my house.

Speaker 7 (01:26:49):
Yeah, that one is a mind fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
And it's like because I like William Dafoe, I like
Robert Patterson, because he like after Twilight, he immersed himself.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
Into likes you can find.

Speaker 8 (01:27:04):
Yes, Yes, okay, I never watched that movie.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
Never those twisted kind of like you don't know what's
gonna fucking happen Hereditary It was kind of obvious because
you know, like they.

Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
Kind of like a unicorn is sped.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
And then you get ten minutes at the end of
like intense fucking ship. I don't like that. Don't just
fucking bore me until you get to the end.

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
Mid Somner, she didn't like teasing at all.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
That's from the beginning all right to the end. I'll
give it as some it's some crazy fun.

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
I think you'll I think you'll like Mid Somber, like
it really fucking Have.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
You watched Netflix?

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
Have you watched the one where like the like cover
photo is a girl holding axe face? Nope, Nope, what's
the movie?

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
What's okay?

Speaker 6 (01:27:59):
What's a movie name when when evil lurks? It's a
foreign film.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
I don't do well with foreign Is it? Is it
at least English dubbed?

Speaker 6 (01:28:11):
I don't believe so. But there's not there's not crazy
amount of dialogue. There's like like, oh my fucking god, yeah,
it fucked my wife up. Okay, okay, yeah, and every
time I bring it up she has to take off headphones.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
And then there was like I'm trying to build myself up.

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
Yeah, exactly. It doesn't make sense to me.

Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
If you could watch Serbian film, you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
Finally you know.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
Serbian film is the stand like the highest standard level
that you can get. If you can handle that one,
you can handle pretty much anything that's coming out.

Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
I've come close because I watch it. Don't watch that
bitch foreign film. That was fud me up for days.

Speaker 8 (01:29:04):
That was pretty close.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
I like, I was like, fucked me up for days.
So I can't the.

Speaker 8 (01:29:09):
First one, the second one, or the third one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
The first one I had nightmares for two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Seriously, don't watch the second one.

Speaker 8 (01:29:16):
Don't even watch the second one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
I'll go out right now.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
So that human centipede fucking sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
I it was terrible but for some reason, my brain was.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
A b rated. It was a big friends piece of
dog ship.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
No, it was absolutely god dog shit awful. But at
the same time, it's like I had nightmares for two
weeks about this.

Speaker 6 (01:29:38):
Watch number two and guess what, You'll have my money.
It's way horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
But that was my first test. Actually, Cannibal Cannibal Holocaust is.

Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
My first test. Watch that Big Fear.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Big Fear, Watch Green Inferno with Eli.

Speaker 7 (01:29:56):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:29:58):
I was trying to like get her up to the
part of Serbian film and she couldn't handle Cannibal Holocaust.
I was like, you cannot. You will never be able
to handle Serbian film. There's no fucking way. And then
I got her to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Watch that's the one where the guy fucks the baby.
I I thought, yeah, watching I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
It's everything that happened was like real.

Speaker 8 (01:30:27):
No, no, no, no, Serbian film isn't real.

Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
Hannibal Holocaust was Hannibalocaust, my bad Cannibal Holocaust. No, it
was real, but like the only thing that's real in
it that got banned in all the countries was the
animal deaths.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
Yeah, yeah, they really did think people died in that.

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
That was they pursued. They thought people died in it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Yeah, the director had a he had he was on
he was on trial for murder. And then the cast
of the up in the courthouse and they were like, oh, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:31:02):
Okay, and then and then the fucking like okay, so
like that's what's crazy about that movie. So they're like okay,
and they flipped through some papers like you still have
animal crimes and he went to jail for.

Speaker 8 (01:31:15):
A fucking long time, like it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
But he did watch Did You Get Busted from Murder?
Which is good.

Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
I've watched Cannibal Holocaust, I did Human but Trauma. Trauma
was the closest thing to Serbian film I've ever watched.

Speaker 6 (01:31:35):
But it's not anything anywhere near what Serbian film is.
So like you can actually watch it and stomach it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
Okay. So Ninjas or Pirate.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Ninja's hands down. I had a whole centered around ninjas
when I was a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
Pirates you had a what I had.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
I had a Ninja club.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
It was it was me and my cousin and some
of some of our bud h Third grade is when
we started it that summer and our goal was and
I said this on our Power Rangest episode two years ago,
I'll tell them. So the goal was that we were
gonna go vacation in Japan to learn the way of

(01:32:17):
the ninja. That would have works, That's great, Yeah, we were.
We just we thought that that Karate movies were awesome.
And by Karate movies tru us, I mean like Power Rangers,
Ninja Turtles. Uh. My dad always liked to me and

(01:32:40):
him always watch like Van Dam movies and Steven Siegal movies.
So there was that too noise like.

Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
Club really no, my cousin, was it supported by the
plus community?

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
No? Not that kind of fruit Oh okay, But he
was like, hey, let's put together a fruit club. I'm like, okay,
that sounds cool. So like we made symbols and like
we each had a fruit to be a ninja and
like a crime fighter.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
Is that how the app started?

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
I guess, I know. Come back like the next week
and like we're getting this club together and he's like, yeah,
we can't do a fruit club.

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
I'm like, what do you mean we can't do a
fruit club? Because I love this fruit and this fruit
so this is my power fruit. And he's like, no,
you can't be a power fruit.

Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
Ya you were making a fucking like Pokemon esque fucking
type shit.

Speaker 8 (01:33:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
All right, what about you?

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
Like you were like pirate pirate.

Speaker 6 (01:33:44):
You're a pirate Okay, I'm definitely a pirate pirate. Yep, Okay,
yeah I was. I was definitely Ninja's same as Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
I will say this, So, my uh my t ball team,
we were the We were the horn like Pirates and
the only team that we ever lost to was the Ninjas.

Speaker 6 (01:34:04):
All I can think of is that like soccer movie
where they go, yeah, the Big Green. That's all I
could think of, Like you dealt with I was kind
of the same way with Ninjas.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Like I was like.

Speaker 6 (01:34:16):
Karate, Karate is awesome baseball, And then I watched Three
Ninjas once and I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
That was it.

Speaker 6 (01:34:26):
If I watched like Pirates of the Caribbean and pre Ninjas,
I still think I would have been three Ninjas all
the way.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Well, Zach, let me ask you this. So, when you
watched Three Ninja first time, are you rocky? Are you
rocky cult or Tom Tom Tom tum? See? I was rocky.
You think you're a rocky? I wanted to be rocky.

Speaker 6 (01:34:47):
Why I knew where I was at, Like, I was like,
fuck yeah, all the sneak I was basically what I
am today, the drunk fucking ninja like, and you like,
that's Tom, Tom, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (01:35:00):
Like, Hey, you know, drunken fists boom like.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
Pirates are way more fun.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
I agree, I'm with you, more fun, way more fun.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Cool. You say that until me and Zach start our
ninja club and sneak out pull all your asses, Oh
my god, and.

Speaker 6 (01:35:23):
We don't even have to fucking leave fucking ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Yeah, good job.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
Yeah, what are you gonna get your booty at fucking land?

Speaker 8 (01:35:31):
Motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
We'll be hiding in the shadows waiting too.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
You ever seen Chris Farley? Did you ever saw that
one Beverly Hills Ninja? Yeah, that's all I can see
with you too?

Speaker 8 (01:35:51):
Why because we're fat?

Speaker 5 (01:35:52):
That's It's not even that's the fact that you guys
would be like Chris Farley.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
That's cool because Chris Farley's fucking awesome and.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
You look like Chris Farley.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Power King.

Speaker 8 (01:36:08):
Cheers, What didn't say?

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
What did you say, Mike power King?

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Chris, No, Mike has burned me before on an episode,
and he was like Chris Barley looking at ass. If
Chris Barkley was a girl.

Speaker 6 (01:36:24):
A god, okay, I have to find him as a girl.

Speaker 7 (01:36:29):
No, you fucking save me. That ship all the time, Chris,
he makes up.

Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
The kids waking up early.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Yeah, yeah, shut up, funk up, I need some uh.

Speaker 6 (01:36:45):
Like he's like, no, no, that wasn't that was from Black.

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
Sheep or yeah, black Sheep, not Tommy, that was from.

Speaker 8 (01:36:53):
Yeah yeah, same thing, same same, honestly, it's the same same.

Speaker 6 (01:36:58):
Yeah, go ahead, Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Do you want to be a Viking or do you
want to be a knight king?

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
Vikings are overrated? Everyone does that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
Shiking biking night definitely because guess what, how many Vikings
are still alive that aren't want to be?

Speaker 6 (01:37:16):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
How many nights?

Speaker 7 (01:37:20):
I am definitely viking, but I'm hanging.

Speaker 8 (01:37:23):
Out with like who's the last night?

Speaker 7 (01:37:27):
Definitely like that.

Speaker 8 (01:37:28):
No, you're definitely like you're the viking that was.

Speaker 6 (01:37:33):
You're you're a little boy.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Yeah you think she could let the shield?

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
She's a she is a goddamn almost valkyrie status. Leave
her the funk alone.

Speaker 8 (01:37:49):
I mean, I guarantee she could ride a horse underneath.
But not like no, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
Going to punch you in your mouth after we're done
with this show, so fucking hard, just saying.

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Get the video you better send.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
History will show you that the reason Vikings don't exist
anymore is because Knights told them you're done. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:16):
They were like, wait, there's fucking there's robots. Basically wait, no, honestly,
Vikings are like, wait, there's robots.

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
What the fuck is happening?

Speaker 6 (01:38:26):
Like they could have they Yeah, it's definitely nights nights
all the way.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
You got to remember though, that the Vikings literally were
peaceful people. They farmed, they made mead, they just hung out,
got drunk and celebrated the gods and the earth.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
And they got bored.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
People.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
They got bored.

Speaker 8 (01:38:45):
They got bored.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
That's the only reason they actually traveled. They got bored.

Speaker 6 (01:38:51):
Yeah, they really did, if you think about it. Okay,
so they're they're per peaceful. They're like their lord or
whatever what.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Was it called.

Speaker 6 (01:39:01):
What I can't remember, their lord that like led the Vikings.
They were like, hey, we should actually get money. No no, no, no,
not the no she watches that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
No. But they got bored.

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
They honestly got bored, and that's the only reason they traveled,
they got why did they travel.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
To expand into trade and to make their life better?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Because they kept getting kicked out of them so they
kept having to move.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
They got run out of their own neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
No, they didn't get run out of their neighborhood until
the fucking Christianity Abrahamic religion said bow to us and
yep Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
Or you know, I don't think President Lincoln has to
do with any of this, but okay, oh my god,
or the Hebrew hammer.

Speaker 7 (01:39:53):
Kills me about like any kind.

Speaker 10 (01:39:56):
Of fuck that sounds like a shitty TV lawyer Hebrew
for Kelsey.

Speaker 6 (01:40:04):
You haven't watched that movie? Oh my god, my come on, yeah,
you have to watch it. It's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (01:40:11):
I'm part Jewish and I still didn't like that movie.

Speaker 6 (01:40:15):
I know, well, it's a lot of stereotypes in one movie.
I'm pretty sure Dave Chappelle's in that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
And oh my god, that's that's Robin Hoodman and Tights.

Speaker 6 (01:40:25):
I love that movie, but like like their fighting style.
I would agree that their fighting style was more intricate
and awesome than the Knights because of the armor, but like,
I feel like.

Speaker 7 (01:40:40):
They died more with honor.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
They don't get Vikings used to fucking get fucking beasted on,
like mushrooms and plants and ships. Why they called them
the berserkers is because it would get fucked up and
think there is no man and no God who can
control what I'm about to do to you.

Speaker 6 (01:41:02):
Yeah, but like it's crazy. They're they're fighting style like
a lot of people are like, oh, world, our civil
war is where that like fucking fight and retreat, fight
and retreat, fight and retreat.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
No, it was the Vikings.

Speaker 6 (01:41:18):
They did have that like fighting style way before we
had guns, you know, So like I give the fighting
style to the Vikings, but actual like knighthood and you know,
like that type of like Achelon that's cool ship. They
had great ship. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:41:38):
I like the way they wanted.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
If you were going to die and go to Valhalla,
you had to die fighting.

Speaker 7 (01:41:45):
It wasn't like you were sitting at home. That's how
you're gonna die. No, you're fucking fighting your way. That's
how you get.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
To all the Vikings. You know that, right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
No, trust me, if I'm in the nursing home, I'm
gonna throw the pudding cup at the nurse and say
for Valhalla.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Yeah, you.

Speaker 5 (01:42:08):
Naked though I'm dying naked, old, saggy and naked and
fucking I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:42:15):
There we go and let on my dig.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
We're gonna Filma and Louise Viking style naked in a
nursing home.

Speaker 6 (01:42:29):
Okay, dude, Mike, me and you are gonna fucking thrive
in nursing homes because we already know there's gonna be
internet in podcast what else?

Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
We're not gonna waste like some people.

Speaker 8 (01:42:43):
Because guess what's in the pudding.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:42:48):
There's definitely drugs in the pudding to leg just hey,
make funny, more content.

Speaker 5 (01:42:54):
You know, by the time we go in nursing homes,
it's gonna be this.

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
This Millennials, you're you are one too, even though you're
older than everybody else.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Generation idiots C and Alpha and whatever the next one is.

Speaker 7 (01:43:13):
They are the ones that are gonna be taking care
of us in these nursing homes.

Speaker 6 (01:43:17):
No, honestly, I feel like next generation is gonna be
called Echo.

Speaker 4 (01:43:23):
Why because it's Alpha right now?

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
We're Gunner's generation is Alpha, And what's the one in Delta?

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
No, there's no delta Omega Omega Zeta.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
They're all gonna be they're turning into fraternity it is.

Speaker 6 (01:43:40):
But I think you gonna skip all that idea and
they're just gonna call it echo because they're gonna be like, oh,
I love my dad's music, my mom's music.

Speaker 8 (01:43:49):
Because they're not creating ship.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Oh, they're too stupid, you know, damn you know.

Speaker 6 (01:43:54):
They're like our millennials are like paving the way for internet.

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
Yeah, like all the movies now are remakes. That's true,
because they're too there's not you need to just do it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:10):
Wait, hold on, hold on me and my cap sok
right now?

Speaker 7 (01:44:12):
Oh why is it just you and Mike?

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
Like because as women.

Speaker 6 (01:44:18):
Well you after the statement. So remember the nineties when
there was twin movies?

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's fucking happening again.

Speaker 7 (01:44:30):
Yeah, twins everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
There's twins everywhere. Okay, now you guys can pick him.

Speaker 7 (01:44:36):
Now that you said the twins thing.

Speaker 8 (01:44:39):
True, it's everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
Sinners Mickey seventeen. Yeah, there there's a bunch of twin
movies that just came out. Oh Monkey, the Monkey had twins. Yep,
there's twins in that. I don't know what they're obsession with.

Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
Twins is but they used to course.

Speaker 5 (01:45:03):
Double double double mccumb that whole commercial, Oh my god,
I can't even remember the song.

Speaker 7 (01:45:11):
It was the song, I don't remember the humor double
and it was just fucking.

Speaker 6 (01:45:18):
Twins black and white. You guys wanted to know color.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
Color.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Charlie Chaplin's in that commercial.

Speaker 7 (01:45:26):
Probably Charlie Chaplin was a bad mass.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
In commercials, very like you guys only do.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
An hour, just over an hour right now?

Speaker 6 (01:45:41):
So yeah, it's us.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
I'm sorry, No.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
Yeah, fine, no, fantastic. Thank you for joining us on
this mystery episode.

Speaker 4 (01:45:52):
The first one minds next week, and I will give
one hint.

Speaker 3 (01:45:55):
I already know what it is, do you?

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
Okay? What is it? No?

Speaker 3 (01:46:01):
Wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
It is a true crime episode, though.

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
I know I figured it was.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
I think that that means it could be literally anything.

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
I know, I know I have, I haven't. I had
an idea that it was true crime. But I'm excited
it is not ogent. But I hope you had fun
on this mystery episode with the mystery guest. Right, we're friends,
of course, you says like.

Speaker 6 (01:46:31):
They said, we're friends the beginning of the episode with friends.

Speaker 3 (01:46:39):
No, thank you so much for joining us. You want
to plug all of your socials and that you're on
right now.

Speaker 6 (01:46:47):
Ye. Slay Cocy Entertainment on YouTube, Slay Coc Entertainment on Instagram, TikTok,
slay Oc Everything, Slay Cocy just type it in you'll
find me. I'm live Monday through Friday. Got two podcasts running,
one one my wife and one one of my best friend.

(01:47:08):
Thank you guys so much for having us on.

Speaker 7 (01:47:11):
We love being on your show.

Speaker 6 (01:47:12):
We do we honestly your your show should be longer.

Speaker 1 (01:47:18):
It will be next week.

Speaker 3 (01:47:19):
It cannot be longer because I have really badly.

Speaker 6 (01:47:28):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Thank you guys for joining us on this episode of
the Grease Taproom Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
Tune in next week when I reveal what we're talking about.
Your mystery episode got a being Check us out on
Grace Taproom dot com for all of our socials listening platforms,
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Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
Yeah, and you could see everybody who's a part of this.
I need to add Randy. I'm gonna add Randy up
the River.

Speaker 4 (01:47:54):
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to our Sons podcast, The Legendary Gunna Podcast which is
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Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
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Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
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Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
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Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
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Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
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