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Speaker 1 (00:32):
Comes out comes out of the Yeah, much better, is
not not? Buddy, Welcome to a brand new episode of
The Grays tap Room Podcast. I am your co host,
Mike and with me as always. You know her, you
(00:53):
love her. She puts the tail in cocktail. Ladies and gentlemen,
please give it up for the trash can. Poop does
come out of my butt. It does. Gas. That's about it.
All of the gas. I am all gas. No breaks.
I mean, oh oh, all gas, no breaks, all ass,
(01:18):
no breaks.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
All ass, all gas, all ass. Yeah, all ass and
no gas no all ass and all.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Gas, no ass, all gas jesus. Yeah, I mean I
have a burp stuck. Hi, guys, how's it going? You
got a beer burp? There it is? That's that was
very nice. I realized on episodes not using this quite
as much as I need to. So if you could
do that burp again, that'd be fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Let me work on it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, yay, I like that. I like that. It makes
me feel good. The burper the applause from our live
studio audience.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yes, thank you guys for being here. Sit down, thank you,
thank you, thank you. I'm scared to open this beer
that I just grabbed by the way because I dropped
it on the way up here.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Why I dropped it? Oh, we'll sit it aside or
go ahead and open it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I take chances.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah that for me. Oh yeah, I was like, why'd
you put your beer in? Michael?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You have the trash can. I mean you have the
waste receptacle. Oh yeah, I am the trash can and
I am the trash can taber.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And that is a waste receptacle. That is a recycling receptacle.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Jesus Christ. What you didn't hear that I did?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Brian? Just shit? Oh no, poop came out of her butt? Poop,
poop comes out of her butt? Yes it does. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
On today's episode, we are pairing our favorite TV shows
with cocktails yeah from alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, TV shows and their uh I guess what what
we think would be their cocktail comparisons. Okay, I do
have a couple that I found, like one or two
that I found.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I came up with most of the ones that we have. Yeah,
So I mean, I just I wanted to think outside
the box, outside the box because everybody's like, oh, I'm
gonna make a cocktail for this.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm thinking on a non fancy throw it into a
blender type deal. Okay, like simple, Yeah, I'm simple as
long as I can have alcohol and it's simple and
it doesn't cost a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You got me? Oh for sure.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I was trying to burpen. It is really stuck right now.
I almost puked, is it?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Well, there's a sound for that. I'm working on it,
not that one. Let us know if you call that, Yeah,
(04:15):
Aaron fitz McShane, let us know, Amos, Jeff B word, Yeah,
let us know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, come on, guys, you should know. This is our
Instagram algorithm.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Everyone that we're in our Instagram like chats with. Oh goodness,
all right, so what are you drinking on tonight? Of course? Light? Yeah, yeah,
I got it right, silver bullet. Yes, the mountains are
most definitely blue, even though they're not mountains on these cans.
(04:49):
Now they're soundbar sound laves. I guess that's cool.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So we're kicking it back to old school right now. Yeah,
we're trying to save up money for pop con popcorn
ladies and gentlemen. So we have been given our time
slot for indie popcorn. June twenty seventh through twenty ninth.
Oh yeah, that's when Popcorn and the Popcorn The Grace
(05:14):
Tapper and Podcast will be taking the live podcast stage
at five pm on Saturday, June twenty eighth. Yep, so
if you are in the Indianapolis area, please come and
see us, hang out with us. I do believe we
are doing trivia.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, and we're gonna we're gonna give away some cool.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Shit cool prizes if you get it right or wrong,
depending on if we want to get rid of the
item or not. Yeah, well, booby prizes. And we're just
we're there for a good time, guys. We want to
spread our dumbness.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, yeah, uh very much. Looking for there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Ooh, that's shifted stuff in my gullet. Booh, come on,
I'm sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That made it over here. And smell spaghetti and beer. Yes,
definitely you can smell the spaghetti and that.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I am carbon this weekend, guys, and then back on
it next week Carbload.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It will be coreat Energy.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yes or Sleepy Time, but no. Check us out at
Popcorn Indie Popcorn super excited. If you guys have never
been and you're really close, then you should go because
it's really fun. They have really cool vendors, really cool
uh actors and performers, and then they have really cool
stages and fun things you can do. They are bringing
back the indie wrestling.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yes, the w c W c w W double yep,
that thing, yep, yep. That was my first wrestling show,
w CCW. That was my first live wrestling show. So
I'm really super excited.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And it's it's it's a free wrestling show if you
get if you get into popcorn admission, yeah, yeah, but
you can go into the wrestling show for free.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yes, it's super cool because it's in like the vendor
halls at the like outside of the actual popcorn area.
And then also if it doesn't get you there because
of us and wrestling, Ross mark Kwan is going to
be there. Yeah, and I want to see him this time.
It has been too long since I have seen him.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And last year and the year before, every popcorn we
went to we were like, hey, we're gonna wait for
Ross Markwan and he never showed up.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And some very dear friends of ours, Brian and Raven,
they'll be on the podcast stage, the Next Level Podcast
and a bunch of.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
March I think it's just a bunch of marks.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Right now, Oh is it? I think?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So? Okay, but nope, come check out those guys there
all day Saturday as well.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Saturday is the day to be there. Yep, Saturday is
the day. It's going to be a huge event. It
was huge last year, Yes it was. It was so
fun too. Then you can hang out with us after
the show. Yes, yes, we'll go. We'll go grab some
alcohols and some food. Now we'll grab some drinks and
some foods. Have a hell of a time. Popcorn does rule,
(07:52):
and we highly recommend that if you are in the
Indianapolis area, you.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Were surrounding areas, you can make it a day trip.
You can drive there early in the morning, get your
your tickets, and then go in and go home.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, tickets on sale right now at popcorn dot com.
We are so let's go.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Well, let's go, all right, So you ready to pair
up some of these cocktails.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I am in no particular order, unless you want to
choose the order.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
No, okay, Oh, let's just take it from the top,
all right.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So the first one that I have on my list
is the new released The Pit Yes on HBO Max
bo Max. If you guys haven't watched The Pit, you
should totally watch it, especially if you like medical dramas
and you can withstand the gross gory kind of ooky stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It's it's a much more intense hospital drama since it's
on a it's a streaming platform show.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, it's definitely a very uh show. Anatomically anatomically correct. Yes,
like you can actually see them like cutting into people
and then the blood and.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh it's so great.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I love that stuff. But with the Pit, I went,
I went, we went, I went.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Sure you went, because you you put this together, so I.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Went with It is called the armchair Quarterback cocktail.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's inspired by a Moscow mule, So it's vodka or
a bourbon ginger beer, lemon juice, a touch of lemon
juice for a bit of flavor and bitters, and then
you garnish with a lemon white wedge or a cherry marachino.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Cherry on top. That sounds good.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Armchair quarterback.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Okay. You know why I chose that?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Tell me because it is a Pittsburgh Steeler's cocktail that
they serve in Pittsburgh Steelers Land and Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Steelers Land.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
YEP, more commonly known as Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Well, I meant like where play? Yeah, but anyway, I
mean it does sound pretty good. I don't I don't
think I would do the whole vodka thing. I like
Moscow mules if they're made with like whiskey or bourbon. Yeah,
but that's because I'm a whiskey bourbon girl right over
a vodka gin person.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You have been doing really good with vodka hair lately, though,
I really have. You haven't been sad in all in
your fields when you drink.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I've been depressed and locked myself in the bathroom. Yeah,
it has been twenty years since I've done that.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well, it's because it's that Burnette's that eighty motherfucker big
plastic bottle of vodka. She asked.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, it's because I have a better life now, And
that's true, she does. I have a great time hanging
out with you and people that I drink with. Yeah,
and it's not just angsty teenagers who everything sucks in
their life.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's fair. I mean, think back.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Twenty years ago. I was nineteen, it was everything sucked.
I was going to college, I hated my life, and yeah,
that ends up with vodka and me in the bathroom
crying and the door locked and sleeping in the bathtub.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So that is true. I guess yay vodka. Yay vodka
yy vodka. All right. Next one is Game of Thrones. Okay,
of course, everybody's like, let's make it fancy. Not me.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Just give me a good dark stout red wine.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Stout red wine, like it's got to be dry stout
red wine a thing. Yes, Okay, I didn't know. Yeah,
but I thought you were naming two things and then
combining that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I would go with a red wine that had smoky finishes,
smoky aftertastes.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Or you can do absinthe and get the green absinthe
because that looks like the dragon's fire. Yeah, but I
know red wine isn't really a cocktail. You can make
it a cocktail into something, but I would go definitely
with red wine. If you're gonna binge watch Game.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Of Thrones, Yeah you could. You could definitely like slap
a cherry in there or some cherry juice, a lemon
wedge or an orange peel garnish on the on the
side of your glass if you or and one of
those fancy.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Umbrellas or if you if you really want to go
for it.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, you could do after shocked sausage fest after shock,
Oh after shock. It sounded like you said you could
go sausage sausage fast, which is featured in the hit
TV series Game of Thrones quite a bit, and it
really is. There's a lot of sausages. There is a
lot of sausage.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But no after shock after shock because it's of course
cinnamon and then minty. So there's your fire and ice
right there.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah. Oh, the blue after shock or the red after shock,
either one.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, I've never had the blue one.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Though, tastes like mouth wash in my minty? Is the
blue one minty minty in my experience? Yes, Okay, I'll have.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
To look it up and see what the flavors are
because the red one is cinnamon peppermint.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, it's also been like a really long time since
I've had the blue one, probably twenty five years or so.
But from from what I remember, it's it's kind of
it was it was like that for me, you know
what I mean? It was it was really kind of
spear minty. Oh it's citrus, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
So blue aftershock is citrus and then mint, where the
red is cinnamon and mint.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, okay, God weird that they chose blue to call
citrus because lemons, limes, and oranges are clearly none of
those things.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
No there, But you gotta think though, that yellow and
orange is too close to red.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, so they had to choose something different. Yeah, blueberry.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I think I could handle this citrus mint better than
I can the cinnamon mint.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You think so? Yes, I can't even use cinnamon toothpaste
because of it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Really, because it's cinnamon minty. It's not just cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
What about other cinnamon flavored things that you like total cinnamon,
things like French toast. Yes, anything cinnamon I love, except
cinnamon except after shop. Maybe it's the mint in it,
maxud be the.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Fact that it is legitimately ninety nine percent sugar. Yeah,
and I had alcohol poisoning, okay, and I should have
been taken to the hospital, but I was not.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
That's fair. So I have one on I don't know
where it sits on your list, but uh this one was.
It's it's uh arrow, Yeah, I got mine, okay, the
one that I found. This one, I didn't put it together.
It's called the Bow and Arrow it's one ounce of bourbon,
(15:01):
one ounce of mess coal. You had me a bourbon, uh,
three US three quarters ounce pineapple juice and lime juice,
and a half ounce of cane sugar cane syrup. Sugar
cane syrup, which is like a simple syrup sugarcane.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, okay, it sounds delicious. It's called the Bow and
Arrow minus the pineapple.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I don't know, well, I like I like pineapple juice.
I like the the summertime cocktail that pineapple juice gives.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I guess it's just because I'm not a tropical flavor
kind of person, right.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I mean that's that's fine, and some people are. Some
people aren't.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Not like fresh literally cut out of the pineapple. I
can eat that, yeah, but I am I I don't.
I'm not big on that. So but it does, I mean,
it sounds pretty refreshing.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Do you chill it? Uh? Or do you shake it?
Is it a shaker one? It's it's yeah, it's a
shaker cocktail. Yeah, very nice. So you can get the
juices to mesh with the alcohol. Everything mixed and old, okay,
and you can and the garden it. You can choose
to or not to put a garnish like on which it.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Sounds like you would garnish it with a bear shido yeah,
or a lemon wedge since you've used womon.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well see, I was thinking, since you've already got lemon,
maybe do an orange peel garnish like you would like
on an old fashioned.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, you twist it for the oils, yeah, and just
to get that bump of orange.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I like that. It sounds really good. I think I
think it sounds really good.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I went plain and simple with the Madori sour okay one,
it's really bright green yeah, green ear, and it's sour
because Oliver Queen's a sour tart. Yeah, so green and sour.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
He's pretty smart. I don't think he's a tard. No tart,
oh tart? Oh hard, he's a hard. I'm sorry. He's
really smart. I don't think he's a tard. I'm sorry,
I miss heard you did miss here lyrics over here on.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
The green green tart. Oh my god, he's a tart.
He's pretty smart.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. My bad.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
So to follow off of off of arrow, I have
one for the flash now, mind you guys, he's a
red tart.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
He's the fastest, bad.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
In his shoes.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I weren't too fast, but new shoes.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
And he can jump really high in his new shoes.
It was his bright yellow boots. He can run really
fast to jump really high.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh God, you know how like you give me?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
You bought less or a young child a brand new
pair of shoes and they have to run and prove
to you that they can run fast.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Now, I'm pretty sure our audience was very much we
were all that kid. I was never that kid, never
shut off. Maybe it's a boys thing it is. It
has to be a boys thing. Yeah, maybe maybe that's
a boy I can look at I got new shoes.
I can't wait to show it how fast I can
run in these?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Let me put them on. Why they have the stretchy
things and start running?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, or the like the la gears that glow when
you step that the blank lights in them fast? That's guys,
I got these new shoes. I can look how fast?
Look at how fast?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Gunner has done that every year since he was like three.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
We all do it. It's a guy thing, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
But the next one that I did was super super
like simple and easy. But it also has the colors
of yellow and red in it because the flash is
yellow and red.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Is it a tequila sun right?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Sure the fuck is, Yeah, I fucking know it. That's
a one of my favorite cocktails. Yes, love a good
tequila son.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It is literally the only way that I will drink tequila.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Babe, our Pip, our boy ri Ip to our special boys.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
So for you.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Guys to understand, uh, Pip, he.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Was a little Jack Russell dog who was the best,
the bestest, the bestest boy ever. And we had a
party one night and his two favorite beverages was tequila
Sunrise and amaretto and doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And first of all, before you guys judges, yes, we
didn't purposely let him drink it. No, I had said
I had made a tequila Sunrise, and we went outside
to go smoke a cigarette. Yes, And I set my
drink on the ground or on our porch so I
could light my cigarette. And when I went back down
to pick it my drink back up, it was gone.
Pip he had drink the whole fucking Yep. It was all.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
We tried to figure out who drank it, and Pip
is like weeble wobbling through the front yard.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Well, I knew it was him. I caught him.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
He was drink there were drinking. I thought maybe it
might have been Nick or something. He like snuck it
to make a Joe coha. I just drink or drink. Yeah,
by the way, guys, I'm drinking Hams. I didn't say
that at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Hams beer Hams. I I fucking love Hams. But sorry,
go and watch the YouTube Patreon. But yeah, but he did.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
He drank it was it was just like a normal,
like a clear twelve ounce type cup, So he didn't
drink like a full, huge fucking glass, but he did
drink it.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, it was like a clear one of those clear
solo cups.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And from there on out we had to tell everyone
in the party, if you're drinking tequila Sunrise, you have
to have it in your hand the whole time, like,
do not set it down within the dog's reach. Well,
a couple of weeks later we had another party and
people's Ameretto and doctor Pepper kept missing.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, oh god, yes, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Cousin Jenny set it down. He drank it. We didn't know.
We thought somebody was walking around just like chugging it,
just shooting them down.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I think Jace, your brother had one.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Heather had one, Danny had one. It was that one.
It was my birth our birthday, our mutual birthday party.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yes, Aunt Sarah came to surprise. No, that was just
your birthday. It was that. This was the year before that. Then.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
No, it was at the apartment. It was it was
some party that we had. We always had a party
every weekend.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, that our younger days.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Younger days. Yeah, fifteen.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's hard to have parties every weekend. No, it really is.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
But no, so Pip we'd go around and just toss
back ameretto sours like it was nothing like his tongue
was a straw.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah. Gone. Yeah. People would leave their drinks unattended and
Pip would slap them up.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
So amaretto and tequila was his favorite.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, and that was like fifteen years ago. It was
actually sixteen. Yeah. Yeah. We were lined at our first
house on the unnamed street. All right, so do you
want to go with another runner? Do you want me
to go?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I only had two?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Okay, well then I'll go. So what do you think
for the office?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh? My god, for the office. So there's there's a
few here. I think I think you could get a
cocktail and create it in your own way based on
each character of the show. Paper right now, you drink
about the paper Dixie cups under Mifflin paper cups. No,
(22:46):
I know, Oh my god, what was the So I'm
going to say the cocktail that Michael Scott made, Michael
Scott's cocktail on the Office. Oh that one? Yes, what
was well? It was called the infamous one of Everything.
Cocktail from the Office is a concoction of equal parts
(23:07):
Scotch absentthe Rum, Gin Vermouth, and triple sec all sweetened
with a few packs of Splenda. This recipe is meant
to be a literal one of everything. And if we
get two, because I'm I'm I'm willing to do it,
that bad two subscribers at patreon dot com for any tear,
(23:31):
I will next month. I will, I will drink it.
Oh god, I'll make it.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yep, I will make it to make sure it is
made yep.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
That's but I'm not using I'm not using what did
he use? Splenda?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I want to use nineteen eighty's favorite sugar.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
No, you have to use splenda. Damn it. I wanted
to use sweeten. I want the exact recipe that Michael
Scott made. Okay. He also would put uh splendor in Scotch,
just scotch.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I don't like scotch to begin with. Scotch is delicious
if that made it better or ruined it. So I
went with a Tom Collins.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Okay, So a Tom Collins's a It's a fantastic cocktail.
By the way. I love a good Tom Collins. Actually,
a Tom Collins would be cool if you paired it
with that seventy show as well, because that was Don
Pinciotti's favorite drink.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Ye. But a Tom Collins is literally just gin, lemon, juice, sugar,
and bubble water. I went plain and simple. Yeah, of course,
the sugar for Michael Scott, the gin for uh Jim
for Jim or.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Meredith okay, of course, the lemon lemon would be for
Pam for Pam, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Or the sparkling water for her bubbly personality.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
No sparkling water would be for Angela because she didn't
drink alcohol. Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Lemonade okay, So, but no, I chose a Tom Collins
because it's super simple. But it's effective.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, so okay.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Next one would be parks.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
And rec lagavulin for ron for ron.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, but I went with literally snake juice. Okay, so
is there it's an actual drink.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
What's what's in it? It is?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Give me two seconds. Snake juice is khalua, gin, rum,
coffee and brown sugar. Good god, it sounds pretty good, Bruce.
Some coffee. Use a French press because it's a little
bit more flavorful.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
And the French abougie just like Tom Haliford boom.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Allow it to cool slightly, pour one to one and
a half. Have spoonfuls of brown sugar into your glass.
Pour the coffee, and while it's still slightly warm, to
dissolve the sugar. Pour in one part gin, one part
rounm and two parts kalua. Mix together and serve warm
or cold.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Walk Okay, uh, that sounds painful, it does, ass but
I would would you try it? Yeah? I would. Okay,
it's because it's got coffee in it.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Coffee and kalua.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
That's fair, okay, yeah, I mean and brown sugar. Right.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I kind of want to get like many bottles of
the stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
And yeah, next week you'd be up for days for
drinking that. No, I wouldn't all that caffeine? Are you
kidding me?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I had six cups of coffee yesterday, No problem, it
was that's fair, it's you as long as I finished
drinking my coffee by four o'clock it had three point
fifty nine is my last drop of coffee?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, I can go to bed. I'm good, okay, So no,
Next up is our one of our favorite TV shows, Yep.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Mash, Yes, Mash okay Mash. So I came up with
this one gin myself doing some research on this. The
still that they had in mash. Yes, they might have
said it was gin, but it's not really gin. It's
some sort of liquor, and they say it's preferably.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Moonshine because of the way that it's, the way that
the still is and the way it's distilled.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
So supposedly like the alcohol has to filter through like
juniper berries or something right to become gin. But there
were no juniper berries, so it was literally just like
liquid chilling.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, Korea probably does not have juniper berries.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'm pretty sure they don't. But I went with a
grape knee high with.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
A clear liquor like the knee high soda. Yeah, grape
knee high, peach high. His favorite drink was a great
knee high. Nobody's that I know of radar. Oh yeah,
that's right, radar. O'Reilly. Peach knee high was mine back
in the when I was growing around.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
A great knee high.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No, yeah, I don't like grape. The only thing that
is available is peach.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Okay, but I made a cocktail with a great knee
high and clear licker of your choice, yeah, jin vodka.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Rum Well, if you use the Great knee high, just
call it the the radar, Yeah, call it radar Radar.
Did get drunk a few times. Yeah, on accident. I
tricked him a lot, he did, Yes, on accident as
we all, as we all do. Oops, I slipped and
got drunk again. Gosh darn it. So it was moonshine?
(28:50):
That is that? Is that like a fan theory.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Like they're saying because of the distilling process, Yeah, it's
gotta be moonshine. There's there's because there's no juniper berries
and the way it's being distilled.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
So maybe that like Hawkeye and McIntyre or honey honeycut
would say, oh, this is gin it was supposed.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
To be gin, but somebody who actually distills yeah, said
it's probably not just.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
No, well no, My theory on that is is they
said it's gin because moonshine it's illegal, illegal, so oh well,
it could be socky too. Jin is also clear nudge nudge,
wink wink to not get in trouble. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I think because moonshine is a higher proof and the
way that they were yeah, they were drinking it, that's fancy.
But they did say it was it was gin, is
what they were distilled. I do remember that on a
couple episodes.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah, I think that they just they said it was
gin so they wouldn't get in trouble. Oh, because gin's
you can, yeah, drink, have a glass of gin.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Sure, forty fifty proof, but they oh yeah, shine is
one hundred and twenty plus.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, well depending on what part of Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, or look at uh what's the other one? Oh?
Only one? What there's a clear alcohol that hurts when
you drink it. Oh my god, it's from like back
in the day. My mind is slipping.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Um not okay, where where? Where where is it from?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Oh my god? Where where is it from high proof
clear alcohols, the grain alcohols. I don't ever clear.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh, I don't know. I don't know. It depends, but
I mean you would have to strategically think about their location, what, yeah,
what they had to make it right, and what kind
of alcohol If we want to we I'll go in
a deep dive trying to figure out you can.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
It's easy to make moonshine.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, same thing with me and win, right, those two
mead and wine are the two easiest alcohols to make.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
That's why I think on the show they were they
were saying just so like they don't get in trouble.
Oh yeah, this is this is gen any.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Of the times that Colonel Potter also took a drink
and was like, that'll put some kick in your step.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, gin won't. Moonshine will. Yeah. Oh yeah, this is moonshine.
But let's hey, let's so we don't get in trouble.
Since since stealing moonshine, the stealing moonshine is illegal, like this,
it's against the law, and we're in the military, let's
just say that it's something else. Let's let's we'll tell
(31:37):
everyone that it's gin.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh, Yeah, this is totally gin so we don't get
in trouble. It was fucking moonshine they were drinking. Let's
put it in these martini glasses to cover up our
keep our story straight. Yeah, make it seemless. You know
you know what I mean though, Well, I.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Mean if you go back and look at every time
somebody drank the beverage, the liquor, they would always like
and make like a face.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
The Ben Wyatt. Hey, I love I love watching Ben
Wyatt drink on parks interact, especially if it's high alcohol. Yeah,
there's a lot of alcohol in this. Yeah, we will
have four bottles, please and thank you. Oh my god.
One of my favorite episodes Wine. His lips are all blue.
(32:30):
He looks like he's suffocating.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
And then he tried to call Leslie and his phone
fell in the mind.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Then he tries to forget it. He gets tangled up
in a wooden fence. He tried to jump over it,
his leg, guts, stuff. The epitome of Ben Wyatt. I love,
I love drunk Ben Wyatt. It is my favorite part
of that whole show.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh man, Okay, here's one for you. Okay, let me
see if I can pull this one right out of
your brain?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Okay, how I met your mother? Okay, what kind of
cocktail would you do for that? I would well, for
Robin and Barney scotch, because that's what they both drink. Yeah,
but as a whole, oh my god, as a whole.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
If you had to make a cocktail for all of them,
or even for us drinking it while we're watching it, what.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Would you make? It would be a Scotch based Oh, okay,
drink okay, yeah, because outside of that, really all they
drank was beer, you know mine. I'm currently binging that show, right,
I'm on season halfway through season eight.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Nice that you've made progress.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Well, when I'm sitting in the car rider line, I
watch it or you just put it in your ear. No,
I'll on lunch I can get through at least a
full because episode is only like twenty a little over
twenty minutes since you don't have commercials, So on lunch break,
I can get through at least an episode a day
or yeah, yeah, at least well at work, but when
(34:02):
I'm sitting for an hour and a half in the
car ride line, I can get through.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, and got that no more.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Well, even today, all day today. I put it on once,
like I guess, well, once me and Gna got back
from the store, I just I threw it on and
just let it ride.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
So my cocktail for How I Met Your Mother is
a one of the higher volumed alcoholic cocktails.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Okay, sex on a beach, call it the Stintson.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yeah, but not only that, but because all of them
drink so much alcohol. Yeah, and it's I mean sometimes
it's not just beer. Sometimes it's not just scotch. They
just they do shots. Yeah, they drink, and but I
feel like sex on a beach if if I were
to put a cocktail or a drink in front of
(34:57):
all of them, all six of them, wait, all five
of them. Sorry I counted an extra female, I gotta sneeze.
Hold on, No, I don't. I would say a sex
on a beach would go over well with all of them.
And I feel like I would enjoy a sex on
a beach while watching How I Met Your Mother. Yeah,
(35:21):
that I mean, that was That's just my choice. I mean,
it's it's a it's a kick in the mouth, but
it's also.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Like flavorful enough to where you can enjoy it but
get a good buzz. Yeah, what would you say? I
I could get along with that. I think it's a
fun drink for a fun show. Yeah, yeah, I could.
I could subscribe to that.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Now, mind you, guys, we're not telling you to like
make these cocktails and binge watch like a full fucking
season because you're gonna be toasted by the end of it.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Like, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Who do you think you are? Me?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
So I found I just came up. You reminded me
of another TV show that I love that is very
near and dear to me very much, and it comes
with multiple and these are some that I found. I
didn't put this together. What friends?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I actually have friends on my list?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Okay, do you want to do yours? And then I'll okay.
So this one is called the how You Doing? How
You Doing? The Joey Tribani? Does it have a ham
sandwich in it? It would be a meatball sub and sorry, uh,
it's one ounce of vodka. It sounds delicious. We'll see
one ounce of vodka, one ounce of emmaretto, one ounce
(36:38):
of orange juice, and half ounce cranberry juice. This next
one you would love. It's called the Central Perky. It
is eight ounces of coffee. So a cup of coffee
with an ounce of vodka and two is tbs. Is
that tablespoons of heavy cream? That's it. That's a Monday
(37:01):
morning for me. This next one is called the Smelly Cat.
Oh no, it's two and a half ounces of Tomcat gin,
a half ounce of driver mouth for formooth. It's yep, yep,
and and I'm now I'm immediately out because it also
(37:22):
you gartnership with two olives, and olives are probably in
the top three most disgusting foods that has ever existed
since the dawn of time.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
That's that's literally a dirty martini. Yeah, that is that's
a dirty martini.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
The next one is called it doesn't have like smelly
socks or something in it. They go ahead, This one
sounds really fucking good. It's called Monica's Death Punch. Nice.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
It's sherbet and sugar.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's got three quarter ounces of dark rum, three quarter
ounce of white rum, three quarter ounce of light or
gold rum, a half ounce strawberries, two ounces pineapple juice,
and a half ounce lime juice. That's very summary. That's
a summer okay, ain't it though. The last one is
(38:12):
called the Rachel okay. It is two ounces of iced tea,
two ounces of raspberry vodka, and one ounce of lemon juice.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I could see that.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah, it actually looks delicious. There's actually a photo.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Of it looks very springy and some in.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
The Uh, that's the Monica photo. And there's the smelly cat.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
That's a that's a dry martini.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
And the central perk looks really good.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh yes, please, that's a fall drink. No, that's an
every morning drink to get through work.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Excuse me, to get through work. You put in your
firmace to hide how you doing? Is orange as hell.
It looks very good. It looks like a melted down
orange cream sickle.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
So my cocktails not really cocktail, honestly for friends. For friends,
everybody likes Ammoraretto and doctor pepper or ammoratto and coke.
It's just it's a fun drink.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah. It gave us gunners. Yeah, the ammoro, lots and
lots of them gave us gunner.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yes, it was three bottles of emmearetto and two bottles
of coke.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah to two leaders.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Uh, not the serono, but the other version.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
All that caffeine gave us a lot of energy.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I guess so, but it's not really a cocktail, but
you could. You could make it a cocktail if you
added like sparkling water or sprite to it. But I
put in just.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Because of.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Like the colorfulness of Friends. I think jello shots would
be fun for friends, like anytime someone says something like
their catchphrase or quirky or if you or even.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Rum slushies, rum slushies for fash. I don't know, I
feel like any any coffee based cocktail because they scented
been Corse coffee based cocktails.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah, but I'm I'm trying to think outside of the
box and something fun that I would drink, Okay, because
I don't want to binge watch Friends on a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
And drink coffee. Drink coffee all.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Day, right, But if I had to choose just because
based off of the coffee, it would either be a
white Russian or a like coffee and koloa and Irish whiskey, okay,
just because it's delicious.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, okay, I can get behind it.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
So I know you haven't binged this, which I would
be more than happy to binge this with you. But
one of my binge worthy TV shows is into the
bad Lands.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I tried to watch it with you.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I don't know it's because that was one of the
ones that I could not stop watching. But it was
right during, like right coming off of Haunt season and
I'm coming down off of Uh, let's stay up until
six o'clock in the morning because of the Haunt and
this is like normal for me, and I have nothing
to watch it. I'm trying to fall asleep now I
can't fall asleep because this TV show is fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
That's I tried to watch that show. I just couldn't
get into it. Let's try it again.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Okay, maybe it was because it just it wasn't clicking yet.
But it's literally Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
But martial Arts or Nick Frost's.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, like it's like that that type of style. It's literally,
I swear to you, it's Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
But it's three seasons of it at all, isn't it. Yes. Unfortunately,
they never renewed for.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
A fourth and I tried with that show. I hate
the cliffhanger that they left it on. Just to let
you know, it's fucking stoked.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I tried it. I just I couldn't get behind it.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
But I went something simple with sake and lime. Okay,
it's been a very long time since I've had sake.
I'd like to try it again to see what it
tastes like.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
It's not good. I hate it.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I don't remember if I've had like I remember i've
had it. But I think I was already past that point.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
That's all you could get at a kikos.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
That was it, I know, but it was past that
point where I didn't fucking care.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I just needed alcohol in my system.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah, and so I tried it, but it was a
it was a shot.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
It wasn't a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Right, But I might be good sake in lime, but
I think that would be a good one for into
the bad Lands because it's like martial arts and well it's.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
A popular Asian wine also, right, Right, But.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Do you have any other ones before I go on more?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Uh? The last one on my desk, on my desk.
It's my desk, everyone, Uh. And I know it's already
on your list, but I guess we can go ahead
and get through it, just so I can get rid
of this. Uh. So this is inspired by the This
is another one I found. I didn't put it together,
(43:00):
but it's the Walking Dead. It's called the Frozen Zombie.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
There's a lot of walking Dead cocktails out there by
the way, just to let you know.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
The one I found. One of them. I found it
was called Thengan, but it was like it was like
a play on an old fashioned is what it said.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Oh, thengan that I found was rum with a cherry
rock candy.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Stick, okay in it. Well, this one's called the Frozen Zombie,
and I already right out of the gate. I hate it.
It's a half ounce of Bacardi one fifty one rum.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Nah, they don't make that anymore, jokes on you.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
One ounce of pineapple juice, one ounce of orange juice,
half ounce of apricot brandy. I hate apricot, a teaspoon
of sugar, two ounces of light rum, one ounce of
dark rum, and one ounce of lime juice. It's called
the Frozen Zombies. Well, you do have to drink it chilled,
of course. See.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I was expecting like a frozen drink, like you go
to the a gas station. Well it's not a frozen
It didn't say blended it.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
It says the Frozen Zombie. Okay.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, I was expecting, like you go to the gas
station and get a freeze a freezy thing ye, or
an ice oh no, and then you put alcohol into
the icy which makes.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
It so much better. No, this one, it said, just
you pour it over ice, gotcha. You have to drink
it cold, well chilled. I'm going classy with the Walking Dead. Okay,
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Sexton whiskey and okay, okay, maybe one ice cube to
give it that chilled pinpoint and then.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Just enjoy. Okay. Let me let me ask you this.
I'm gonna do a couple of characters. Can you tell
me what you think they would drink? It doesn't have
to be a cocktail, it could be anything. Let's get
what do you think Rick Grimes would drink bourbon straight? Okay?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Shane Shane Budweiser, Herschel water with a lemon.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I think Hershel would drink a whiskey water with a lemon.
Really well, remember he was in a bar.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
That was because he used to be an alcoholic. You know,
stop drinking so alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Herschel Yeah alcoholic? Oh, okay, has to be alcoholic. Herschel
would be probably.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna go whiskey, but I'm gonna go whiskey
on the rocks.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
And I think this next character, you and I both
would agree that Carol glass of wine in any kind
of wine white. You think a white Carol is a
white wine? Girl shardenay or a oh my fuck fuck?
What's the sweet uh not Marla? Uh sweet bird wine?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
She would shardenay or mescato.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Okay, yep, machone uh the shown.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
She would probably drink a gin and tonic.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Okay, Maggie, Maggie would.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Maggie would drink a light beer light, Yeah, like COR's
light bud light.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
She's the light girl. Okay, let's do one more.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Let's do Darryl Darryl the blood of his enemies. No,
Darryl Darryl straight up Tennessee, Kentucky boonies moonshine, Oh, moonshine,
moonshine right out of the fucking jar.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Okay, he would yeah, Yep, that's what I think I'm
gonna say. Abraham would drink glass. He's a whiskey or
bourbon guy.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Abraham would do Irish whiskey.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, a whiskey game, jameson any kind of Irish whiskey,
he'll he'll kill you and still your pappy Van Winkle bottle.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Oh, he there's some sketchy stuff.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
He'll kill you, He'll kill he do more.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Than kill that, He do some sketchy stuff. What does
he j If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
He would do gay ship for more than gay shit.
Don't make Abraham gay.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
He's not.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
I think he'll make you do it and then drink
your pappy van Wiko.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Wat Ham seems like, oh, you have a bottle of
Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. Nah, that's not my taste.
And somebody pulls out a bottle.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Of like I don't know, I think.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Happy or Angels Envy, or or a good bourbon or
a whiskey. He'd be like, Okay, I'll drink that.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Yeah, I'll drink that, or just plain ass beer. Be
our guy. Because I remember that episode when they first
got to Alexandria. They were doing the house party and
who was it, Oh my god, Sasha or no, uh, Rosita.
She goes they have beer. He goes, I'm not gonna
have any fun here. This is gonna suck. And Rosita
(48:13):
goes they have beer, and he goes, I'll try And
then he walked in and started drinking. He was slugging beers.
Then he had like the best night ever. He made
a whole bunch of new friends. I think he's he's.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
A high shelf bourbon or a beer guy. But he's
not like beer, not like a not like a Coors
light miller, like Budweiser. And he's like hard logger, Like
he's darker, thicker, stout.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
He's a stout guy. Yeah, yeah, Abraham is a stout guy.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Well, he's a stout guy. But I think he would
also be more of a.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Regular beer or. He's a hey beggars, can't be Jewish
beers is beers. I'm drinking them and I'm having the
best day. He could be a Hams guy too, having
the best day.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Okay, so let's let's see sex and whiskey and I have.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Oh I didn't say R. Okay, so e R would
be a sidecar? Okay, do you know what a sidecar is? No?
Hang on, yes, yes, I do have I I think
I've had a sidecar, have you? I think I've had
a lot.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Of side is Cognac, triple sac and lemon juice.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
How would how would a sidecar coincide with R? Well,
you got to realize change the name of ambulance. There
we go. I like that the ambulance.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Ambulance add a couple drops of cherry juice for the
blood trauma one.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
The cherry.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
Cherry has to have a brownie in it.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Though, because he loved bakes. He loves No that was
frank too.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah, but no, the sidecar, I would say the sidecar
because yes, it packs a punch, but it's.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Also smooth, okay, and.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
The lemon gives it some flavor, which Er totally has flavor,
and a triple sec it's citrusy. So you've got the
cognac and the spiciness of the konnak which is spicy
of the show, and then you have the citrus of
the triple sec and the sour bitters of the lemon
(50:35):
juice of like the bad stuff that happens with Er,
and it just kind of blends together and makes a
great drink and a great show.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Okay, fucking love r It's a dope show. Well then
let's do this binge it again. Okay.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Well besides that, oh yeah, we need to renew our
doctor's license.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah yeah, our medical license. Yes.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
I had a lot of people laughing at me a
couple of weeks ago when I told them that we
bene watched R It's okay, I'm a doctor. Yeah, Like
someone got hurt and I said, it's okay. I've watched
fifteen seasons of VR. I'm a doctor.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
There was a laughed at me. We had a few
people reach out after we did that episode said, oh
my god, I love the show. It's like an unlocked memory.
Me and my mom used to watch it back in
the day. That yeah, so I love that.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
I'm glad we can bring that to you guys.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yes, And that turned it a pretty well done episode too.
It was it was fun too. I get to watch
ER and then talk about ER, right and sure with
all of you guys.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
All right, so let me rapid Fire doesn't have to
be cocktails, any drinks.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
But Doctor Green, oh my god, Doctor Green. Honestly, he's
a he's a bear guy. Yeah, he's a Heineken guy.
I could I could see him. Yeah, honestly, any kind
of any kind of beer for for Doctor Green. He's
a he's a beer guy. Just give him a just
pop a bottle and hand it to him. He's good
(51:59):
to go. Uh, Doctor John Carter, Doctor Carter is a
glas subourban glass suburban or champagne. Sure, champagne, okay, chilled champagne. Yeah,
that's what I think. Uh dog Doug Ross, Oh god, Uh,
he's a he's a Scotch. He's a Scotch guy, perfect Scott.
(52:21):
He's a Scotch and cigar guy. If when he's not
at the hospital, if you want to hang out, he
wants to go to the cigar lounge and have a
have a whiskey or a scotch and smoke a cigar.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Carrie Weaver, oh god, doctor uh doctor Weaver.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Uh. Red wine any any red wine? Sweet or on. Yeah,
she's a semi sweet yeah, semi sweet red perfect. I
love it. I was gonna say that too. Carol Hathaway
Hathaway same or or or a margarita, a margarita. Peter Benton,
(52:57):
doctor Benton, Oh god, he's a bourbon guy. I was
gonna say just uh, he's too serious. He's a bourbon guy,
old fashioned. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Well, if we're going if we're going cocktail, no, no, no,
I'm saying he likes bourbon, but he likes it in
a mixed drink.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Okay. If he doesn't, he's just a glass of a
glass of bourbon. Uh neat. Yes, he doesn't want it
on the rocks. He wants a neat.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Susan Lewis, Oh, she's Seltzer.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, she looks like a Celti. She's a white claw,
white claw. Yeah. I love Susan Lewis so much. White claw.
I could see her. But if she's out with the
girls and it's a girl's night, Margarita strawberry doacri. Yes, okay,
I like that. Abby Lockhart vodka straight yet, because that's
what she that's her thing.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Elizabeth Corday, doctor Corday, Uh white wine.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Because she's fancy as she's British.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
She's British.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
She's Luca doctor Kovac. I'm gonna go uh straight vodka
on the rocks.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
I was gonna say that. Or a screwdriver.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
If he's doing a cocktail, Yes, let's go one more.
Greg Pratt, doctor Pratt. He's he's a beer guy. He's
I'm gonna I'm not gonna say what you want me
to say and and say Hennessy, No, he's a he's
a he's a beer guy. He's a he's a beer guy.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Washington Apple, have you ever had a Washington Yeah, okay,
I could. Yeah, Like he's he's like a redheaded slut.
He does like the the shots.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
If he's, if he's if he's drinking social yes, if
he wants to just wind down at home by hisself,
watch TV, watch watch football, Yeah, put on Sports Center.
He's he's gonna crack open a Budweiser. He's gonna sit
on the couch, make a snack and uh like some
chips or something, and he's gonna he's gonna crack a
(55:00):
two or three Budweisers and then he's gonna go to bed.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Oh no, what are my Stranger Things?
Speaker 1 (55:06):
What would your stranger things? Ah, stranger something red?
Speaker 2 (55:14):
Of course, there was one that I found from A
Stranger Things the show. And there's a lot of different cocktails.
There's one that's called the vecna and like black licorice
liqueur and hold on um Stranger Things cocktails. There's the
upside down but it has like the shimmery fucking powder
(55:36):
stuff that oh like.
Speaker 1 (55:38):
The edible glitter kind of stuff. Yes, yeah, I don't
sparkle stuff. That's just I guess, Oh my god, where
is that? I can't find the Vecna motherfuckner. Then as adults,
what do you think those kids would drink? Well, the
(55:59):
I mean real life, Yes, they're adults. What do you
what do you think?
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Like, Okay, we drink so hold on, stranger things. The
vecna is come on, come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Oh no, where's the recipe? Vecna would drink a brandy
hold on, we'll get to that in a second. I
don't know the vecna. It's just it's brand. It's a brandy.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Vecna is literally like rum dark rum, spiced rum clear
rumor your mester, uh, some sort of like cherry juice
or BlackBerry juice or.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
Whatever, Maraschino juice with Jaegermeister and all of the RUMs.
That's it's my guess.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Honestly though, because it's the eighties, I would go super
simple and super fun and it would have to be
rum and tab that yeah, or rum and diet coke. Okay, yeah,
it's the eighties and it's and it's fun. It's a
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simpable drink, sippable cocktail. Maybe throw in like cherries or
cherry juice or you know something juice. Yeah, but it
would it would be rum and tab okay, tab not
you not me. You know you don't not her in
(57:26):
the cocktail. I'll drink the cocktail. Don't put me in
the cocktail.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
She doesn't want Jamie Campbell Bauer to drink her. Wait stop, babe, babe, please,
wait a minute. You're embarrassing me in front of everybody.
Is he singing to me while he doesn't matter? The
answer is fine. Then I'll have one owner writer do
(57:50):
the same, but for me. Okay, well, then eighties on
a writer.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
Let's go rapid fire. What do you think they would
drink if they were of age?
Speaker 1 (58:04):
Dustin would drink Dustin something. He would drink a coffee
of core. No, he wouldn't. He needs to keep his mind.
He's smart, he needs to keep his mind working. Yeah,
he's a kid.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
He wants a lot of flavor, but little alcohol. Okay,
so that would say he'd be like kool aid vodka.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
He could do a tequila sunrise and that's still too
much or no strawberry dacery.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, I would say, yeah, strawberry doaker, margarita something him
a strawberry acurr sounds strawberry diacre showing we'll pull that up.
Your Tennessee is showing Strawberry Dacre. What would Mike Wheeler drink?
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Uh, Mike would drink. He's a beer guy, like a
good beer or a cheap No, because him and l
are married, and so that means that Hopper's his father
and yeah beer, Yeah he would. Him and Hopper are
drinking beer. They're having father in law son in law
like bonding, hanging out. Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
Yeah, because we all know Hopper's drinking Budweiser or he's
drinking he.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
Rinches his mouth out with with Budweiser, Hams.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
Hopper can drink hams like cheap beer. What about will
Will Buyers. I'm gonna go with the dirty Martini. Yeah
he is fancy, yea, but he's not.
Speaker 1 (59:40):
Super fancy like he's.
Speaker 2 (59:43):
Yeah, maybe sex on the beach or a cosmo.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
Got a cosmo? That's what Nancy's drinking. Yeah, that's no
Nancy Wheelers drinking. She's drinking whiskey. Yeah, she's old fashion.
Out of the bottle whiskey. He's just got a bottle
of Jack Daniels tilting it up. We're Jim Beam. Oh
my god, I could see that. Max Max.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Max is like Max is super fun loving, So I
could see her like something fun.
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
But she's a little tomboyish too.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Rum and coke, Yeah, like she wants alcohol, but she
wants flavor.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Emaretto and coke, amartto coke, Rum and coke, Whiskey and coke. Yeah,
I can see that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Well.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
No, I say emaretto because you get like the the
amoretto and coke because you get the cherry. Yeah, you
get a little bit of fruit flavor in it. So
I think she would go with that. Who Lucas, Uh,
it's gonna be your your koniak.
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Well, as we all know, kiddie, I'm totally choking.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Now he's gonna he's gonna say beer and like cringe
when he's in front of his boys. But behind the scenes,
he's going dakery, he's going margarita, He's going what.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
He's hanging out with, just like himself. He doesn't want
to seem like a pussy in front of Max or
the boys.
Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Right, But when he's like alone trying.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
To chill, if he's hanging with his mom and Erica.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Right, yeah, no, Ericaser's drinking beer.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Yea, Erica is drinking's.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
No, she's doing like tequila sunrises. You think so, oh,
she's going for the hard ship.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
You can't spell America without Erica, right Steve. So she's
drinking Budweiser's Steve Steve, white wine, no spritzers, hair Harrington spritzers.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
He's doing like smearing offs.
Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
No, yeah, I do. You're dumbing him down. I'm not.
I love Steve, don't. Don't you dare Steve the hair Harrington.
Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
I love Steve, but he can't handle.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
He can't handle. I was gonna I was gonna give
him old fashions.
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I don't think so. I think he's a splitzer guy. No, yep, Jonathan, I.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Could see Jonathan doing Uh No, I do. Really, he's
too smart for that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Seltzers or light beer like bud Light. He's a bud
light guy.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
He could do. I could see him slamming some bls. Yeah, okay,
I'll give him that. I mean there's there's a Miller
light bud Lights. There's no there's no harm and slug
in some bud lights. I mean those are good beers.
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
White wine, white wine, Robin, Robin, Robin's gonna be your.
Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
She's drinking, No, I give Robin whiskey and bourbon.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Yeah, she could do the the She might be the
fun shots, you know, like where you layer them or
where like the red headed sluts.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
That's true. I could see her doing the fun Yeah,
the party girl ship. Yeah, okay, yeah, maybe Eddie Munson. Eddie,
he's drinking beer. Yeah, he's drinking beer due to dress.
Yeah it's eighties metal. He's drinking beer, PBR to be
he's a guitar player. He loves Metallica. He's drinking yeah,
PB Yes, PBR or PBR or Budweiser, one of those two.
(01:03:15):
But yeah, Eddie, I could see Eddie doing PBRs.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
So to wrap this one up, last show, another binge
worthy TV show is The Boys.
Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
The Boys, The Boys. What cocktail would you put on
The Boys? I've got one something patriotic as well.
Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
So I was thinking because like, if you're not prepared
for it, The Boys is just like whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
I'm sure a lot of you guys have seen.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
The Boys, and if you haven't, you need to go
watch it.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
It's one of the most popular TV shows out there
right now. They're getting ready to go into their last season.
I'm sure all of you guys have you've seen The Boys? Hope?
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
So, but I was thinking something like, what do you
want me to go?
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
So you can think? Sure.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
So one of the ones that I was thinking of
was the windex.
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Oh god, call it the Homelander. Yeah, because it kills everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
It really will.
Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
It will kill you, God, it'll it'll kill you like Homelander,
but it talks to you the way that Soldier Boy does.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
And Mike has gone down in history with three of them.
Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Two I thought you had three. It was two, not
including the one. First one I wanted it, The second
one was forced. It was I didn't force it. That
wasn't me. Nope, your your friend are our mutual friend?
Did ex? Mutual friend? Well? Yeah, but you know so
for those.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Of you who might not know what a windex is, we.
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Have mentioned it in multiple episodes three yeah, almost four
years ago episodes.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
So a windex is depending on how tall of glass
that you have. So with his, he got a half ounce,
but it is literally a half ounce of every clear
liquor behind the bar, half ounce of gin, half ounce
of rum, half ounds of vodka, triple sec what's other ones?
(01:05:08):
Removeth like you name it and it's clear. It goes
in that cup and then you finish it up with
blue carousel and a splash of clear soda.
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Yeah, whether it's Seltzer or.
Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Sprite, and it it smells just like a Windex.
Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Like, yeah, it smells like the.
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
And it probably tastes just like it. But he doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
I've never drank actual index before, so I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
But you bombed both of them, yeah, because it was
so bad. But you were dumb because you bombed them
with a straw instead of just chugging.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
The first one.
Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
I did the straw, Yeah, that's what fuck.
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
The second one I got rid of the truck is.
I wanted to slug it and get it because it's
it was like twenty bucks per drink at what at
whatever bar? That some bar that doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Okay, So I was thinking along the lines of a Windex. Now,
a Windex is almost like an audios motherfucker. An audios motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Oh, that would be a good one for the boys,
an audios motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
So here, legally, in the state of Kentucky, you are
only allowed two audios motherfuckers. So if you go to
a restaurant or a bar and you order an audios motherfucker,
they will actually write it down that you have one, audios, motherfucker.
If you get two of them, that's it. The only
person that I have ever known in the history of
people that I've known, and I know a lot of
(01:06:40):
people who have had three and was able to walk
out of that bar is Christopher Buckner himself. But that
is also because he is a six He was a
six foot five, six foot six five four six' four
six foot, four four hundred pound.
Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Man. Man, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Man he used to crush a thirty pack of beer
and could pass a roadside drinking test.
Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
To buckner To buckner all right and power.
Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
King so, audios motherfucker has enough alcohol that you only
get to legally In. Kentucky but this, one can you
think of one BEFORE i? Go, no those are two
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Ones though they are pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Solid So The boys is in such a it is
such a binge worthy show because the whole all the
episodes keep you cliff hanging and on the edge of
your seat and, like holy fuck they did, That like
it's such a good. Show, yeah they can put that ON.
Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Tv, yeah well it's On amazon so, yeah but still
they can put that ON. Tv.
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Yeah so to get through an, EPISODE i feel like
you would need an Ant.
Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Roberta what's in? It?
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
So an Ant roberta is known as the world's deadliest.
Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Cocktail okay it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Is the base ingredients is, brandy.
Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
And it would be m h it SAYS milli. EATERS
i don't do.
Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
That so it's been one it. Is so it's one
ounce of, brandy three ounces of, vodka two ounces of,
absinthe one and a half ounces of, gin and one
ounce of BlackBerry.
Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
LIQUEUR i like.
Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
That there is no, Mixer, okay you shake it up
in ice and port neck.
Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Glass so it's a chilled it's. CHILLED i like. That
it WILL i would drink. That that sounds really. Good
it really. Does it really.
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Does that'll fuck you.
Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Up that sounds really. Good It so.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
The rating scale on this on the cocktail recipe website
THAT i was, On i'm guessing it's a fuck you
up scale or taste good.
Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Scale it's a four point nine out of five that
checks and it's called an Aunt.
Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Roberta that that checks. Out an alcoholic named Aunt, roberta
well used to. Haven't bobby's name Is.
Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
ROBERTA i literally have an Aunt. ROBERTA i Had. BOBBY
i had, one but she died back like. SIXTIES i
gave you another. One you Have Roberta's, yeah my my grandmother's,
Sister my great aunt shut Out Aunt bobby Tamt bobby
Two Aunt Bobby, long long may she, Rain, Long may she.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Rain the only other woman who can drink, Scotch.
Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Like, uh she can drink a lot of you and
us under the table and just with. Scotch yeah we're drinking. Beer, yeah,
yeah that's that's one.
Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
True so, uh make sure you guys leave in the
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