Episode 219: 4 Years in the Taproom with Gary the BBQ Chef

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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello everyone, and welcome to a brand new, freshly pored
foamy at the mouth episode of the Grace TAPPEROM Podcast.
I am your co host Mike, and joining me as
always is this bitch my wife.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Ye trash can.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Trash can tabby ladies and gentlemen, welcome, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, happy four years to this dog shit show. Fucking
train wreck of a train wreck.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, it's like a train wreck and then a train
comes in behind and then what people love us?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I guess it's like if one train pegged another train
during a train Oh, shout out, only fans. So maybe
I don't have one of those. Don't don't let people
know that I have an only fans or let never
mind uh people who will very much. Look, no, I
would owe money to only fans if I had an

(01:20):
only fans. You understand this, I do.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Have you seen you've seen me naked? I look weird there.
It is cool. You want to do the shout out?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh, we do the shout out real quick. Okay, so
shout out, we do the shoutout?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Will this week we.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Kind of put a pause on the wheel again because
this is for our next wonderful.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Guest, our new drinking buddy, our new drinking buddy. That
was an accident. That my my fault. Sorry, dude. You
may have seen him in nineteen nineties good Fellows when
he was a baby. Yes, the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Who was actually in the back, the one who was
an extra. He was, he was the guy who was
the guy. But this shot out this week, and I
am so sorry for this. It's probably gonna.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Taste like ass It looks like what came out of
my asshole when I had spicy pizza roles when I
shit my pants earlier today, I thought we had.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Barbecue sauce, but we don't. But this is called the
uh it does smell good barbecue, Gary Gary Barbecue. I
don't know he can Gary the barbecue, Gary the mother
fucking barbecue chef, you can call this.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
But it's got it's got bourbon, it's got Worcestershire, it's
got hot sauce, and it's got uh fuck steak sauce
and a splash of honey. So shot out to Gary the.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Barbecue the barbecue shot. That's not Oh okay, that's bad.
That's not bad at all.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
And on that note, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our
very special guest. You may have seen this guy on
social media screaming at food for no reason at all,
and the endgame of every video he makes makes me
so hungry that I want to eat my phone. Ladies
and gentlemen, please welcome to the show, the one, the only,

(03:10):
the legendary Gary the.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Barbecue chef in his mouth. Take it, take.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
It, take it.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, there it goes.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, that really wasn't bad. It was spicy, and now
the spice is lingering, so.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Oh my, oh my, what the wow? Oh my god?
You're right. Your intro just offered me a fucking Newport
one hundred.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You want to you wanna seggy after this? You want
to heat her after that? One? Smoke some butts?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Oh my good No, no, I don't. I don't smoke.
I listen. I smoke weed, not butts.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, I eat butts.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
And that means two things, and yes both are true.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Wait no, so no, uh Boston butt, that's meat?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
You smoked those?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Right?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah? Pork?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
But right?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
You smoke butts.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Every butt deserves a good rub.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yes it does, and every butt just.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Three but of course, yeah, so that was really fun.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Audio at Indie Popcorn dude, I love indie popcorn. We
just talked about that for a second. First of all,
they put me right next to Star Wars. That was
therefore they wanted me to stay at the table. It'd
be pretty That's hilarious. It's like I just wanted to
I just wanted to go talk with all the Bandalorians
and all the fucking Yeah. That was so much fun.
I mean that that con is just it's a lot

(04:50):
of fun. And it's funny because it's actually one of
the smaller ones that I have done. Yeah, but like that,
it's so much fun. Well, I mean it's not really
that small. I guess if you're in we think about it.
It's actually is pretty big. But some of the ones
I've done I have done or were big big. But
the one here in Rhode Island actually I did it
a couple of times. It actually takes up like three buildings.

(05:13):
It takes over it takes over the the Ami Mutual Pavilion,
the uh the RhoD Island Convention Center, and it takes
up parts of the Omni Hotel like there uh the
Omni Hotel is pretty much just panels though like it's
they have like the Q and a panels in there,
so uh but yeah, it's it's huge.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
This one is more I feel like Popcorn is more intimate,
Like you see the same people and like they notice
you and they're like, oh, I know you, and like
you can you really gets to know people.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
In network a lot.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
At least any popcon you can because it's so much
smaller and you don't have to remember, oh shit, I
see you like on Friday and here it is Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah, and you know, you know it's crazy is the
fact that that convention center is huge, Like it is massive,
Like it was so funny sitting like they're like, oh yeah,
this is just one room and they've opened a door
and it's like it was another of the same size
room that holy shit. Yeah, but I remember I did

(06:22):
the I did Indie Popcorn last year, and there was
the paint convention was that was there at the same
freaking time. It was like this ginormous paint convention.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I think I saw your booth there last year and
you were across from uh, what's that Misty Mountain dice
or gaming? What's it called? You know you Misty Mountain Gaming.
I think I.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Don't I was I was in the middle of venders
last year.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, you weren't you when I saw I saw your booth,
but you weren't there. I thought maybe you were because
I was gonna stop and say what's up. But I
think you weren't at your booth.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I think you may have gone, like to grab a
bite to eat or something like that. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah, no, I think honestly, you're gonna laugh. But most
of the time, I'm usually going to get and this
is how, this is how we met. I'm usually going
to get Wild Bill Soda.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yes, while Soda was next to the podcast stage this year. Yes, yep, dude,
there's rules.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
My cup is right up there.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Oh the brass, I have my.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Big my big. Well, you're gonna let it's so I
fucked it up. You don't put them in the dishwasher.
The colors on the outside of them are like some
weird plastic film. I want to I want to say
they're like plastic dipped or something, but uh, it melted.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Hold on, really hold on. Oh he's gonna go get
it and show it to us. I want to see
it because those look cool as fuck.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
So this is what happens when you put a wild
bill soda in.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
No it tied eyes metal.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yep, it's like all fucked up. It's it's you. I
can like peel it off.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
It looks like blood splatter. What you should do is
like shellacket or wait, hold on, clear coat it for
the slacket. Sorry are you fucking seventy? Sorry? My southern
is showing.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Oh, just you and we'll cook some crab apples for dinner.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Hey, don't tell me with a good time.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
The side of squirrel.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Hey, look, if you haven't had squirrel, are you even living?

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I have not had squirrel.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
The squirrel is so fucking good.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
You've actually eaten squirrel.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I am a hunter, I was a hunter. I'm literal dude,
I'm literally from Tennessee. That's true.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, yeah, we have a season specifically four hunting that
and only that.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Only that.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Girls.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, all you do is you just you take a
twelve or twenty gay shotgun. You go walk around the woods,
you see a nest up in the tree, and you
fucking fire it and hope.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Something falls out. Twenty wouldn't that blow it to smithereens?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
That's actually a smaller gauge.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, twelve gauge is bigger. Yeah, twelve, Yeah, the smaller
the number. Okay. So it's like an actual like ear plug.
It goes down, gauges go down to six. It's so
there's twenty twelve and twenty four, twenty twelve and six.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Okay, okay, Well then there's double lot book.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yep, same, yep, done that too. And so I have
I have a.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Funny story about shotguns. So I have a Runnington eight
seven Runnington eight seventy tacticle and my when I first
got it, my father busted my fucking balls to take
it to the ranges. I want to shoot it. I
want to shoot it. I want to shoot it. So
I was like, all right, you know what, fuck this guy.
I went to the gun store and I bought a

(10:03):
box of five high impact slug rounds. So I don't
know if you've ever fired one of those. Yes, but
when you do, you may change your pronouns uh.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
And not by choice, and not by choice, you you will.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
You will become a wuzzword, or at least your shoulder
will be uh. So that's what I loaded it with
and I handed it to him and he fired one
shot out of it, and he goes, you're a fucking asshole.
The gun, dude, I'm not even kidding. The gun went
bar right up in the air and I was just
I grabbed it like thank you, I'll take that, and
uh yeah, that was the last time Dad fired my shotgun.

(10:40):
The one and only time.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Your pronouns become a fuck.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Well, I mean, look, hold on, wait minute, tell me
if you hear this. Did you hear that? No? Oh,
it's a condensed I have a condenser. Like sorry, but anyway,
I have a little uh pop out drawer that comes
out right here, and there's there's my nine very nice hell.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, dude, yeah we we we do the we have.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
We have two guns, a machete, uh, three swords, three swords,
three three katanas uh.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Uh, a dagger and three dogs. So three dogs, three
big dogs.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
I have six guns and two hundred and fifty knives.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
There we go. Oh yeah, well yeah, I mean you're.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
And two ankle biers that they're not gonna do. Honestly,
you won't get bit. Honestly, you'll get pissed on before
you get bit. Because Marshall loves to do this thing
where he he jumps upon you. But he's so excited
and he goes, ah, we we we we we we
we all over your fucking legs.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Where I'm from, that's called bait. Yeah, it's a distraction.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
So for those of you you go, you go love
on them while daddy goes and gets the gun.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
It seeks.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
To crack them. I'm going to get the gun. Don't
walk into your house, oh a puppy, And behind you,
behind them is you with a fucking hammer. Pop not
in my.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
House, bitch, Because I was going to say the introduction
to this wonderful, blooming friendship.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
We were at the We're Drinking Hard at Popcorn next Year.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, so we were on the podcast stage and Mike
and I were both playing we were playing a game.
So that's kind of our niche now whenever we go
to a colin and it's three lies, two truths, and
we come up with the subject that the other person,
you know, has to talk about for two to three minutes,
and if they don't know it, they still have to

(12:47):
bullshit it and convince the audience that they know what
they're talking about.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
So of course it's the extended edition of two truths
and a lie.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, it's this is all of a sudden, I just
heard my name.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I was like, what, well, I've seen you walk past and.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
I don't I would have done the same ship.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I get you having for Straws. At this point, I
had bullshit.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
It was I had thirty seconds left and that's why
I was.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Like, Oh, Gary, this HiT's a guy who was in
the background. He was trying to fucking sell that ship
like Eskimo with Ice.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
I mean, I was like, what.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I did have people reach out after that episode aired.
It was a couple of weeks later. This episode will
drop on Monday.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yes, but after we because we took a week off
after that, Yes, because we were double red.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, we doubled down on the show and I had
people reach out. It's like, is that really Gary the
barbecue chef from TikTok. I'm like, yeah, he goes, are
you guys friends with him? We're about to fucking be
what's he like?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Like, He's he's pretty chill, He's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I can't your booth and I was I was like,
I was like, I have to go talk to him.
I have to apolog because I'm so sorry. Like I
I just was in the spur of the moment, I
was intoxicated and I was just I was grabbing for
straws at that point, like just just give me something
something to work with here, because I'm drowning.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
And it was great, Thank you dude.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
That was that was fun. I love getting involved in
just stupid ship.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Like.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
That's the great part about cons is that it's that's
the great part about cons, you know what I mean,
Like it's just it's fun, you know, And I mean,
you know, you have no idea what's going to happen
in a convention. That's that's the great part about them.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
You're surrounded by like like like mind well, noah, seven hobbies, hobbies, hobbies.
I would really called them like mind well for the
most part.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, had me talking ship on people that were walking by. Yeah,
I called you out on cosplay furries.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, all that stuff was like I dam I did
my best to like not get us canceled right.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Next to the Cosplay emergency Fix your Costume booth.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I did bullshit those two girls so hard. They actually
ended up siding with me, which was fine. They were
on my team.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
After that. I was like, oh, thank god, because I
was that's awesome. I was sweating up on that stage like.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
A fuck I felt when you said good Fellas and
I said it's a pizza place.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
You had me talking ship on furries no and f away.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
No, you you guided the direction I did.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I probably shouldn't drink on stage at live shows and.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah you can, dude. I'm I'm sitting here over here,
like I when I did that little thing earlier. My
my camera is an osbot camera that takes like hand
gestures and ship, and did that thing earlier. I fucked
up my on my own was just I almost just
did it again. It has facial tracking. So if I
hold up my hand like and do like a like

(15:58):
a high how are like how oh wows you? Uh?
It will follow me like that's all and then it
But the thing is, though, is it puts me like
so far up? Then it's it just doesn't look good.
So I don't know. I just don't use it. But
it just trying to. I try to aim at the
best I can. But then I screwed it up and
then I had to fucking fix it. And you're gonna
have to deal with that.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Have fun editing, bitch, Oh, I don't care. Edit video.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yes, this is the hard ship on YouTube like the
YouTube is not edited.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's for Patreon.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Yep, I get you. I get you.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
So uh yeah, if you if you guys are if
you want to subscribe to Patreon dot com, slash, grayce
Tapper and pod, you can listen to this on Sunday early.
You can cool.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
They don't think that the special treatment.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
And then they get the last call. So we have
a little called the Last Call. There's that.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
So we record an episode, well we drink, we record
an episode, drink during the episode, and then we drink
heavily during last Call.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
And it's the stuff we're not allowed to say. I'm
on Spotify and Apple. Yeah, it's all that stuff. All
cards on the table, no ship. Look, if you want,
if you want the pussy, you gotta pay for it. Okay,
I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
And I'm surprised we still have the subscribers that we do. Man,
there was that one where we were doing shots, the
shots of hard liquor that one night, and I don't
remember walking back down the stairs to the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, I don't remember turning it off.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
I have done live streams with people or just even
even sitting right here, like playing games and everything. I
have done live streams where I have gotten obliterated.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, I mean you're at you know, down the road.
If you want to do one on our show, you're
welcome to. We do live streams also every now and then.
Right mainly, I mean, Nicole.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Don't I don't get obliterated anymore.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
But hey, you know so yeah, so well see, I'm
glad you brought that up.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
I'm glad you brought that up. There's a lot of
people that have been on our show that assume that, Oh,
I'm going on Grace Tapperm. I guess I gotta get
drunk tonight. You don't have to. You just do what
you want.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
That's just a prerequisite.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, we're gonna enjoy enjoy your drink. Yeah, don't keep
up with us.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
I just held my ice sphere in the glass with
the tip of my nose.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Hey, this is the anniversary show. You got to use
the diamond ice.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
I don't even know where the diamond ice is right now.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
We Actually, I'll get on your I'll get on your
TikTok and I'll look for it for you. Look, I'll
off your TikTok and then send it back to you.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
You know what, I'm gonna hold the cup over it.
But look how fucking clear that is.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
That's an ORB dude, that is so cool. So how
do the work? I'm curious?

Speaker 4 (19:01):
So how? Okay, let me hold on, let me let
me make this through. Well as you're doing that was
so hot to do it again.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I can fart in the microphone if you want that.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Johnny stop, get me all turned on the ships Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Sometimes he does.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Basically, what how it works, I can show you in
a second. But uh, basically how it works is it
has a giant well that's underneath that silicone mold. That's
why that that thing that I have down there you
saw before we started recording, is so big. Not everything's big,
ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Just so you know, you're preaching at the choir.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Listen, that's listen. That's why I have great credit, you understand. So, yeah,
you know what, get front row tickets to a concert
with your fucking big dick. Let me see that.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Hey, hey, that's yeah. I'm glad he brought that up
because we had front row tick front row seats to
Blue Oyster Cult last week.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah we did, oh yeah, we did get drunk.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Well, I tried to get drunk before the concert. But
that didn't happen. Well, that's because you had like fourteen piece. Yeah,
you spent twenty bucks on two white claws did No, No,
that's you might giggle, but that was the highest ABV
beer that they fucking ooh the clause the law.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, they were tall, they were tall. It was either
mikeelob Ultra bud Light.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Dude, I would have picked, but I would have picked
bud Light had I hadn't drink beer, I had cores light.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Gross.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
No, they normally I'll get I'll get fucking a lot
of the venues around here have truly's they'll have. Matter
of fact, the uh what's it called Exfinity Theater in Hartford, Connecticut. Uh,
the last time I was there, they still had They
had the fucking third thirty five ounce bud Light lima Uritas,

(21:04):
you know the ones that used to come than eat
ounce cans. They have thirty five ounce motherfuckers and bud Light.
Do those do? Those things were like twelve percent?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Guess what they still sell them here?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Oh yeah, well are they are? They thirty five fucks?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Though?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yes, I can go to the grocery store, the Kroger
up the street and Bible.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I saw him today.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
So you ask how this works? Okay, so this is
this is the ice cube mold. Right now, this part
of the mold comes out. That's the mold, right. But
down inside here everything just shook. You see that ship,
there's a there's a well in there that's actually now

(21:50):
just frozen with ice. But basically what that what it
What it does is that fills first with water and
then you press this down and it fills from the bottom.
It fills the fricking the molds. Right. So now it's
sitting in there and these are all filled up to
the top and the water will squirre it out the top. Now,
what it does is it freezes from the top down,

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which means that all of the impurities fall down to
the bottom and are now in the well and not
in your cubes. So basically, what when you do that,
when you freeze it that way, what you're left with
is an absolute crystal clear ice sphere. It is there
are no imperfections, there are no flaws. It's like a

(22:32):
fucking uncut diamond. It's so fucking cool.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Damn, that's awesome, man, Yep, it's.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
All it's fucking science. Bro science. That's you know, science
has always been my thing. Like it's always been like
like food, electronics. Like I love science, me too, that's why.
That's why, Like I'm dude, you're on a forty nine
inch ultra wide monitor right now, it's curved. It's I
love this fucking thing. And then I have too much

(23:02):
monitors up here.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Smart TV, yeah, smart TV for us none.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
That's fucking that's fucking smart kid. The camera, this fucking
cast got smart pack.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Physics was best class was my was my best class
in high school?

Speaker 4 (23:22):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Physics?

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Oh? Really?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
I ad it in high school, so I took it
for an easy a cheated.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
So physics was part of what we had to take
when I was in high school. And uh, I don't
know about I don't know about your physics class. But
one of the things that we did is we had
to build excuse me, they had they had to build.
We had to build bridges out of spaghetti and they
had to like basically, it was a contest who whose

(23:51):
bridge could hold more weight? And uh, I think like
the best person in the class, I think theirs hold
held like one point two kilograms because it was fucking
you know, they had to teach you in metric because
you know that's we we live somewhere other than fucking America.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
You said, spaghetut of spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
You have to build them out of spaghetti. So basically
just spaghetti and uh like Elmer's glue, and you have
to like basically design this whole whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
If you use spaghetti pasta as opposed to angel hair. Yeah,
that's that's the trick.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
So I set the record.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Uh, So they had the requirement was it had to
it had to carry at least one kilogram, and the
best person in the class other than me was at
one point two. Mine held fourteen.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh shit.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
So what they ended up doing was they put my
They put my spaghetti bridge on display. Like each classroom
right outside the door or like next to the door
of the classroom had like like a little shadow box
where they could like display things, and shit, my spaghetti
bridge was on display long long after I even graduated

(25:19):
high school, holding four kilograms of weight on it.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Nice. I didn't have physics because physics was the devil.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Oh you're I was I any kind of science or math.
I was a fucking rocket scientist.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Oh my, my, my, science involved Garius, my new best friend.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
I am a nerd. I tested with A. I tested
with a post college IQ sophomore year of high school,
like I had. I had the IQ of people that
were already graduated college.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Nice, awesome.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
So I'm a smart motherfucker. Just I don't show it well,
I mean I do. I mean I I mean I
built that.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
That's a good PC build.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yes, I love this thing. It's I aimed for it
to be a show piece because I always, like all
my friends when I was younger, played on PC, and
I never had the money to have like a decent PC.
Like I always, I was always the one that was
on console. Like even right behind me, there's there's an
Xbox Series S and a PlayStation five right behind me.

(26:38):
The switch is upstairs. Uh not the switch too, We
just listen it. Switch isn't that good of a system.
It's great for Mario, but it's great for Mario party
when you pull it out when you have parties. Other
than that, it's I always I like I, Like I said,

(26:59):
I never had, I never had the big PC. So
now fuck all you motherfuckers. Mine's bigger than all of
you us. Good NASA with this motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
So a little backstory on myself. You can totally make
fun of me because everybody.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Else does, but he does. But I was homeschooled my
entire childhood from nerd. All right, yeah I was that.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I was.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, that was the Christian nerd.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
So I Jesus do graduated, graduated, and then I had
to test it.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
What you just say, Mike said, Jesus dork bro.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
I thought you said Jesus throat, And I was like,
what does that even mean?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I'm the big boy and bring ten butts now here.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
The Lord's handed out blow jobs.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Now you can talk one of the handholes if you
want for an extra twenty spot. And if you're in defeatd.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Suck off the Lord. I hope none of your I
hope none of your subscribers are religious.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Because my mom is our patriver to our patreon. She
doesn't care.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Listen so ready, and this is the absolute truth. I
am a confirmed Catholic.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Wait wait, wait, hold on, what does that mean.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
It means I made my confirmation. I wrote a letter
to the bishop and was accepted into Catholicism. I also
so I made my confirmation, I did my first communion.
I was baptized.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
It's a confirmation number. Oh number, Yeah, what I say number?
You said name, I said confirmation number.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Because of my that's when you order something on fucking Amazon.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
That's not when you like, no confirmation number is that's
my email tell reservation.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, like that's my only only for the ministers though.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Yeah, the confirmation of it when you get a flight,
it's like why q u Z fuck you.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Father McLevin likes to look at my my chocolate starfish. Yes,
I said, father McLevin. Super bad. Okay, okay, I.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Wonder where the hell he went? The guy that played McLevin.
He's doing.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Uh, he's a producer a lot of the early two.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
What the fuck does he produce? He does?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
He's produced a lot of movies like.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
What No, get on the get on the Google.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I'll look at IMDb.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
You're gonna have the answers, have all the fucking answers.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Jesus Christ kind of a podcaster, am I? Yeah, you
are totally failing right now.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
So you know what I do. Here's here's something that
I do and I I I don't know, I mean,
I don't know if other people do this. I'm pretty
sure they don't but one I post something, I even
if it's even if it's untrue, and I know it's untrue,
but I'm posting it anyway. I literally research every scenario

(30:11):
and I think of every single thing that's something that
someone could say, and I research all of it, and
I do all of the legwork, and so basically, literally
before anyone even walks into the post and wants to
say anything, motherfucker, you're walking into the bat cave. Listen,

(30:34):
I know everything before you even walked in here. Sorry,
you're gonna lose. You're you're not gonna have a good
If you come in here to talk shit, you're not
gonna have a good time. I will wreck you.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
We we kind of walked into this blindly and we
were just gonna kind of.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Roll with it. This is a This is just three
people hanging out having a good time, like when you
go to the bar.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yep, the whole podcast thing, like when we changed our name.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Uh wait wait wait wait, what was the first name?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Happy hour podcast? Hour Podcast? But there's five hundred eight
of those, so no one could find us. No one
could find this, so we oh.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah, I get it. That's probably a really popular freaking name.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Really is We were in a group chat not only
on Facebook but Twitter, and they they were Happy Hour
podcasts with the Hamilton brothers.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, there's two of us in the same too. Happy
all right, No, we're changing this, so we no way,
So we fired our we actually and they're they're a
Kentucky podcast also, and we actually ended up becoming friends
with them.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yep, but they haven't released an episode in like three
did they quit?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
They quit the game.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
So we fired our other co host and then changed
our name all within like two weeks.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Well we changed the name before we fired him. Well yeah,
that's good. Well, we kind of dropped everything all at once.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
He was the first person to get fired from a
job in the year twenty twenty three.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Midnight Struck It. It was twelve twelve o'clock midnight when.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
The ball dropped on New Year's Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I sent him a text like you're done. You suck
at this, you're holding us back, You're you're done, You're gone,
And all he said was yeah, yeah, I kind of figured,
but that is hilarious. And then and then all of
our other like everyone who is like in our friend group,
which is like hundreds, yeah, hundreds of other indie podcasters

(32:32):
all went on their show and just burned him to
the ground. It was wild. Haven't seen or heard from
him since. Wow stop, I'll tell you after we're done recording.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
We changed the name and we carried on and we
definitely have a lot more listens.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Downloads are following like over like tripled. So so once
we got rid of good, yeah, it's like, oh it
was you, you son of a bitch, holding us back.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Okay, yeah, it was you the whole time. Hey, I
want to try something really quick before it. I want
to see. Mine's not even working. I have I have
a stream deck here and apparently it's frozen because my
computer's oh wait, it just it just jumped. But honestly,
my computer has been on for like four days, so

(33:28):
the things probably needs a refresh. Oh good, I know, right, yeah, no,
it's it's fucked. Okay, I'll have to reset my PC later,
not reset, restart, restart. There's screaming, don't even look at
me like this. Shut up. Sorry was talking ship.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Now apologize and tell her you love her and you're sorry.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Oh, I'm gonna fuck your ethernet port later. All right, So.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
A small penis I listen.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
I told you I have good credit. I can't have
a big pick.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
She wasn't talking about you.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
No, I mean it's true. You can't make fun of you.
You can't make fun of me. If I'm already making
fun of myself, go fuck yourself.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
The tower's black, said, The tower's black, so it is
pretty big. Anyways, I did a throwback to ros.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Brings me back to the stereotypes are are not given
their earned Shout out white people, shout out Hillbillies. Is
more like happy birthday, Uncle dad?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Anyway, Uncle Grandpa?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Wow? Wow, that's that's you climbed a little too high
into the family tree there, all right?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Know that there is a cartoon called Uncle Grandpa.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
It's on it was I know, I know. I think
it's Adult Swim. Shout out Adult Swim? Is it? That's
Adult Swim?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
It was, I know, but it was Cartoon Network. It
wasn't on Adult Swim late Night. It was literally Cartoon Network.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
I get mesmerized by my own PC tower. I'm literally
just like, it's so fucking yes both actually yes, yes, yes,
that you answer that question is yes, yep. Uh ADHD diagnosis.
When I was oh fuck, elementary school yes, and then

(35:40):
and then autism my sophomore year. That's why I had
the i Q test done.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
So I have a I have a question for you
about Yeah, your what got you started into? Uh, like
your your TikTok and your social media and all that, like.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
COVID boredom, real literally COVID boredom. So I think I
star didn't like it was starting. It was just starting
to get cold, maybe like the end of September early October,
I think because the first video I ever did, it
got it got nowhere. I think it maybe even like
over the course of like four days it got two
thousand views and it was literally just me smoking cheese.

(36:21):
I had a I had. I had a pit Boss
Austin XL pellet grill that I yes, I did. I bought.
I bought it when I still lived in Johnston and
then we moved and that like yeah, because I remember
one trip with the with the fucking truck was just grills.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
And that was before I even started. But basically I
did this. I did this video where I was smoking
cheese and I was like, you know, make sure you're
you know, make sure you're you have a nice, cool day,
and like I was just I was doing just like
a normal fucking cooking video, thinking I was gonna get
somewhere just by talking normal. Yeah, and then because everyone

(37:06):
sits there and go, okay, so now what you think
about every fucking cooking video I've ever seen? All Right,
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna put
this in the pan. And then what we're gonna do
is we're we're gonna and then we're gonna we'll put
me maybe a little bit of better in the pan.
And then after that, well we're gonna put that shalon
in there, just until it becomes translucent. How fucking boring?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Is that boring? Literally, that's your fucking.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Drive, Rob, Fuck it up what I just fucked up
my headset? Fuck it up with the you know what
I mean? Like make it interesting, scream yo, go crazy,
like do something so and it's funny too, because at
first it wasn't even screaming and yelling. The first ever
video that went viral it was December nineteenth, twenty twenty. Actually,

(37:48):
I'm sorry, it was December eighteenth of twenty twenty. December nineteenth,
I woke up to twelve thousand new friends. It was
I I did. I smoked. I basically made the drink's hitting.
I don't drink much anymore. I smoke but smoking mick pot.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
But with friends, you're in good company. It's fine. So h,
I'll walk you through this. It's okay, that's here, It's okay, buddy,
I got better stop it right now.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Don't make me tickle you. I swear to God. So
I forgot. We were even just fucking talking about that's cool.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
You're twelve thousand followers and.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Oh yeah, So I was basically just making burnt ends
with hot dogs. Like I got a pack of ballparks
and I rolled them in mustard, I put dry rub bottom.
I got the smoker to two twenty five. I put
him in for about an hour. I need a penny,
and then you just you take them out, you cut
them in thirds and then you mix them with I

(38:56):
just did like barbecue sauce, brown sugar and butter, and
I threw them back in for another half flour and
then they're just like little like dude, they're it's like
little smokies on steroids.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
So let me ask you this, and uh, maybe you
can confirm true or false? Is a regular yellow mustard
a good binder.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Of course, and the reason why. Okay, so there's a
lot of speculation as to why mustard is like the
number one binder that everyone choose, like every barbecue guy chooses,
and it's in it. No, it's simply it's The answer
is really simple. It's the cheapest.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
It's literally the cheap. Like you can go to a
dollar tree and pick up a small bottle of mustard
for a buck. Yeah, doesn't matter what it tastes like,
you're never gonna taste it. It sweats off. So what's
the point. Why are you like the people that buy?
There is one exception to that rule. If you bind
with anything that's spic see like a hot sauce, the heat,

(40:01):
the residual heat will stay some of it, not all
of it. A lot of it will sweat off, but
some of the heat will stay. Other than that, you
don't taste binders. It's yeah. One of the things that
you can do, especially with chicken, chicken on chicken specifically,
if you want to use a binder on chicken. One

(40:21):
of the one of my favorites is actually mayo. What
think about what mayo is made of?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Right?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
So you have oil and eggs in seasonings, right, so
it's already like now you're you think of it's like
an it's almost like an egg wash with oil in it.
So I mean it's basically it's gonna keep everything nice
and juicy, especially because it's so thick, right, So it'll
go on thick, but then when it melts away, it
creates like this barrier along with you know, like say,

(40:48):
for instance, like I like doing chicken breast, but what
I'll do is and I'll I'll dip. I'll like, I'll
rub the whole thing and down in mayonnaise, and then
I'll roll it in like seasoned panco breadcrumbs and then
bake him in the oven. You know what I mean?
Almost kind of like chicken corn on blue without the
fucking yeah, without without impregnating the chicken.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Uh, well you are, that's his favorite part.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
What fisting the chicken?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
What I taste good?

Speaker 4 (41:18):
I'm sorry, you must eat a lot of pineapple.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I love pineapple. Actually I don't.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
I like mango more than I like pineapple, but I
like lime juice more than anything. So my shit sour
as fuck. I'll tell you that my wife hates it.
No it's the Moscow mules, dude, it's it's it's kind
of uncanny. How much fucking lime juice I actually consider
I swear to God, it's like I'm I'm a pirate

(41:47):
preventing scurvy. At this point, I.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Wanted to ask you something I saw.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
I think it was either maybe it was it today,
maybe it was yesterday or two days ago you made
these Uh oh my god, it was it.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Was like, it's funk. What was it called that? What
was it you called it? It was like little pieces
of steak. You'll get there, buddy, almost like burnt ends.
It wasn't exactly burnt ends. Maybe it was God, damn,
I'm gonna have to go find a video.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Oh my god, dude, no, I every time I get
on TikTok now, ever since we invited you wanted.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
The show, Like how long ago was this? After popcorn?
Every other video on my phone? Where's my phone? Like,
like I am videos, They're like here, I'm gonna video.
I'm gonna go to your video. Have an heather gear.
It's like fucking Oprah.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Now like now like I gotta look and ship like
What's going on? What am I missing? What did I
forget that I cooked? I cooked so much like.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
It's I did see the fried pickles that you posted today, Dude,
those look fucking sick.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
So I'm not even gonna lie to you that that. Okay,
that is the easiest shit to make. I learned how
to make it not even a week ago. I taught
myself this recipe and it is the dumbest easy shit
to do. So it's actually so basically what I'm making

(43:21):
is a beer batter. But the thing is is my
wife is allergic to beer, so I can't cook with beer, right,
So what I end up doing is I switch it
for carbonated water.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, very nice, Okay, but.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
What I used was a fucking Topo Chico. And you
know how carbonated those motherfuckers are, the sparkling mineral waters, right,
the ones and the clear glass bottle. You use that,
So I'm not even kidding you. Okay, you do one
and a half cups of flour. You're recording this, you're

(43:57):
gonna keep it, so one and a half cups of flour,
a full twelve ounce Topo Chico, and whatever seasonings you
want to put in. That is the easiest wet batter
you will ever fucking find.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Honestly, everything you say. After this drops on Monday, I'm
gonna go back and write down everything you're set.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
I'm like the other thing too. So what I did?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I have?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
I made the video. The video is gonna be great
because wait to see the video. I don't know if
you guys saw the recent the recent one that I
just did where I did the my breakfast on my flat.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Top I did. I watched that this morning. I'm like, fuck,
I should have eaten breakfast before I came to work.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Okay, So you remember the intro that I had on
that video, right, yeah? Okay, So I'm gonna be doing
a lot more of those, okay, because that one did
incredibly well and I am having a fucking blast making them.
I've already made like five more, but the fried pickle
one in particular, I am. I'll give you. I'll give
you a quick little spoiler. This one woman made a

(45:02):
video of saying, I have a question for the men,
how come you tap it on there a few times
before you stick it in? Ladies and gentlemen. In the US,
a no knock entry is illegal without a warrant. Anyway,
let's make some fried pickles.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
A vampire cannot fried pickles? Is I think it? Next?
Two potato skins is my all time favorite app Ugh,
you know.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
I'm inclined to agree on that.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
And Mott sticks.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
But the thing well sticks, Uh, mother, okay.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I think honestly you should make Mott sticks. But ready,
ready your spin on it.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Here's a half a pound of mozzarella cheese. Here, eat it.
Oh you don't want to eat it? Hold on, let
me bread it and fucking deep fry it and then
serve it to you again. How fat fuck?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
How would you say it? How would Gary the Barbecue
Chefs say that if he was making a video about
how to make mozzarella sticks.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
I have made mozzarella sticks. So I took string cheese. Uh,
and my breading was actually.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Take your fucking string cheese, slap it on the counter.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
I forgot what I think. I actually said hard hard
milk dicks?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I think so? I don't do. The video is years
and year. I think it was like three years ago.
The breading on them was sweet chili dorito like breadcrumbs, Like, yeah,
I made sweet chili dorito mozzarella sticks.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
See that sounds way better than just your average restaurant
mozrella sticks because it was.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
I kind of I want to like hang out and
like just eat hold on. I want to give him challenge.
I want to give him chleach.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Can you make a keto friendly or carnivore type like snack.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Or steak ribs? No no, no.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
No, like mozzarella sticks, or like make it like a
low carb low carb carb shit, like start doing that ship.
People eat the fuck out of that ship.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
People don't follow me to be healthy. It's barbecue. But
I can't tell you that. Anytime I make Texas twinkies,
they're usually keto. Bacon is keto.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Bacon is so fucking bacon is like bacon is bacon.
Bacon is the flag of this house.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Actually, people a fucking I mean, there are certain ways
you can make a hamburger to make a keto, you know,
like it's it's so easy. And then I also I
have a friend who's actually he's actually paleo. He doesn't
do any like any kind of starches or breads or
anything like that. Like he doesn't do rice, he doesn't

(48:06):
do potatoes. Yeah, basically, what he does is he eats
meat with a side of meat for the most part.
And that friend's name is Jason font He was the
Red Time Force ranger.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Oh ship your friends.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Yeah, I just went to dinner with him in Boston
a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
You are my best friend.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Yeah, he's he's no, he it's he's such a great dude.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
He just he actually is.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
He just had baby number four.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
We met him at fandom Fest a couple of years ago. Yeah,
he was here Galaxy. He is November.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
That man is a party animal. Let me tell you
that man.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
But I mean well and in our in our interaction
with him based on and it was a very brief
because I wanted to just like up and introduce myself
and say hi.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
I let him know that I was a fan. Yeah,
he was like the nicest guy.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
He was so dude, he's he's such a great dude.
I'm actually searching for a picture right now because I
have a picture with him that is freaking hysterical.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Like if if anyone outside of ri ip to the
to the the King himself, Jason David Frank, if any
power ranger loves his fans and is like I'm you guys,
he's that guy.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
That was.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
That was my boy, JDF.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Dude's fucking same.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
He was. He He used to come here for dinner.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
He was. He was my one of my heroes.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
That was my boy.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
He was the He was the reason I got into
martial arts when I was seven years old.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Look at the picture I just came across. Look that's
my kitchen as JDF in my kitchen.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Yeah, damn it, that's awesome. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Now was before I did the remodel. Oh my god,
hold on, I might.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Look at this one. To JDF. I gotta I gotta
drink one up for him. He was, yes, like the
king himself. I am mad that on TV he did.
Still my girlfriend. I can't believe the pink ranger, But
you know what, I'm willing to let by guns be
bygones for him.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
That man got me hooked on yellow red bulls, Yellow
yellow red bulls, the tropical red bull his thing, his thing.
No matter where he went, he always had to have
yellow red bulls and full sized snicker bars. Snickers bars,
Oh yeah, that was his thing. And then I ended
up being I ended up becoming really good friends with

(50:40):
his wife, Tammy. And his daughter Jenna, after everything happened.
I dude, let me tell you something. That day, my phone,
it was November twentieth, my phone did not stop. Well,
I'm sorry, my phone started at five a m. That morning. Yeah,

(51:06):
because everyone knew like that him and I were friends
and to this day, matter of fact, I'll show you
right now, he was.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
He was one of the he was one of my idols.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
It's not like anyone's going to answer oh shit, hold on,
he It's not like anyone's going to answer it.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
So he was a real dude, Like that.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Was my boy.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
He was a real lass dude. For he was.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
He was one of the best like just humans of
people to have existed since the dawn of time.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
He was top five for without question.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Yeah, he was a great dude.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
I had one chance to meet him, and I saw him,
and I got so nervous that I had to back
away because I didn't want to make a fool of
myself for him. No, no, for real, but he probably
wouldn't care.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I just I was so like, my anxiety just went
through the roof. I thought, because because you hear you
hear stories of like never meet your heroes, never meet
your heroes, and god damn, I regret that I did.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
And you know what I it was. It was the
weirdest thing because okay, so one thing that a lot
of people don't really know on the internet is when
I was a kid, I had horrible nasal issues. And
I had before I was before I was twelve years old,
I had I think either four or five surgeries on
my nasal cavities. And one of the times that I

(52:36):
went through surgery, my parents got me got this guy
to like, they paid a guy that had a White
Ranger costume to come over my house. He walked in
the front door with the dressed as the White Ranger,
had a boom box on his shoulder blasting the fucking
Power Rangers theme song, and I, dude, I took him

(52:57):
into my room. When I tell you, I had every
fucking power my father was. My father was a store
manager of a department store, and he was also the
toy buyer for the store. And when I tell you,
I had every fucking Power Rangers toy from the original
Mighty Morph and the full size command center with the
voice changer. I had every fliphead, I had every Action figure,

(53:20):
I had every megazord. Everything I had, you know, the
you know, the big power cannon that they used probably
three I had that motherfucker and it shot these weird
little foam balls about three feet and then they just fell.
I had the I had the all their like the
power sword, the Trainy's daggers, all of it. I had

(53:44):
every fucking toy. I brought this dude in my room.
I showed them all my toys, you know what I mean,
Like I was just I was just the quintessent. I was.
I was the super fan and I showed him everything.
And then now fast forward and I watched the action
at White Ranger walk into my house and the first like, bro,

(54:05):
it was so fucking wild, like it was so wild,
like literally that it was so funny too because the
first time it ever happened too, it was I like,
I had this idea that I wanted to cook a
Jason David flank steak, and he thought it was hysterical,
and we I he was doing this tour like for uh.
He started off at toy vaults and then he went

(54:27):
to game stops and he was it was he was
calling it this Ranger Protection program and he was going
around from like, uh, he was doing this little tour
and I one of my friends who uh Altered Reality Entertainment,
was the one that was doing the the event, like
all the different events, like they were helped, like I
think they actually ran the show. But one of my

(54:48):
friends who works with Altered Reality is like, so, I'd
like to call an audible And he had me help
promote the these stops because I guess game stop didn't
lift a finger to help promote it in any way.
So I helped him promote it and we came. That's
how he became friends. And I had this idea that
I was gonna I was gonna cook out in front

(55:08):
of a game stop. And we were like the the
day before we were at we like we had just
finished off one of the game stops, and we were
eating at a place called a way Back Burger, and
the food was really good. And first of all, this
man put down an entire Nashville Hot chicken sandwich, an

(55:29):
entire order of Cajun tater tots, and then went back
for a chocolate shake.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Nice, goddamn nice.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
And then I told his wife and daughter what he
did that day, and he go and they're going no no, no, no, no,
he was showing off. He was one thousand percent showing off.
He went back to the hotel room that night and
fucking exploded. I guarantee it.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
He had one of those uh, one of those Harry
dunships from Dumb and Dummer.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Yeah, right exactly. But uh but no, So I I
gave I you know, I gave him this idea and
he just looks at me. He goes, you live around here,
don't you. I said yeah, And he goes, well, what
if we just do it at your house? And I'm like, well,
I mean if we did it in my house, I
could definitely put out, pull out all the stops. He goes,
all right, we'll just do it. Then we'll just do
it there, like after after tomorrow's show. We'll just go

(56:19):
to your house for dinner. And I was like cool,
and then he goes, all right, I'll be right back.
I got to go to the bathroom, right he walks away.
I look at the guy next to me. I go,
I looked at my I literally mouthed the words, what
the fuck just happened? And that you know, that's that's
you know, you're Jason Davis.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
The story goes you know, dude, like because like as
we all did, the all three of us did grow
growing up with the power Rangers in our life.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Oh my god, you had the you had the honor
of the King himself walking into your home and you
got to prepare, prepare a delicious meal for him.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Yep, it was bathroom. I bet you hold on.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
At least the dragons.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Let's let's do this. Let's do this. Hold on. So
if I type in Gary the barbecue chef Jason David Frank.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Bank typing, I told you they're good.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Oh oh oh, he stuck a bite and ran away.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
There we got Did you say.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
That's truffle right there?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Oh truffle kicks ass.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
There's there's golden Cooluga hybrid caviar.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Oh you went all out for him. Oh man, there
he is. There's the that's my first, my first boyfriend.
And I'm not even gay. I'm his cop.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Jason David flat steak. God damn it.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, that was you had the Green Ranger over something
you were cooking.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Say that that was my boy?

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Oh my, how was my boy?

Speaker 2 (58:28):
He was?

Speaker 4 (58:28):
He was such a cool dude. And you know what's
funny too, is I actually I have footage that I
will never share with the Internet of things that happened
that night, and it's so funny. It was it was
one of those I had to look at the camera
to make sure I got that kind of moments.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Like are you catching are you? Are you filming right now?
Please tell me you're filming one of.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Those Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely so. I mean most of
the time the camera is just sitting somewhere, like I
don't I don't have a film crew, I don't have
anyone that helps me edit. I do everything.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Every thing, well, yeah, because that way you know it's
going to be done the way that you want it
to be exactly.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Yeah, same here.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Yep, you also know it's it's I don't know if
you've noticed this too, but I have a habit of
looking at the camera. You don't say, yeah, no, I
have a habit of looking at the camera, so I
literally look like I'm looking at you.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Well, think of it like this, you're Deadpool breaking the
fourth wall.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
I'm always Deadpool breaking the fourth wall, bro. But the
thing is is like it's just I don't know, and
every you know it's funny too, Like when I've like
I've done podcasts in the past, and I always seem
to do that, like I'm always constantly like, but the
thing is, you'll see me look down, just like if
I tell a joke, you'll see me look down real quick,
because I want to see the reactions that I get.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I get it, I get it, Like.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
You'll see my eyes just shift and just you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I understand, dude, dude, same, we've been, we've been, we've
been in this game.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
That's why I get stones. So that's why my like
my eyes become slits and you can't really see it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
At least we have two screens to where it's like
you hear us here, and then I could look over
and be like, well, look.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Okay, yeah there, you got me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Just let me just hold on yourself in the mirror.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Let me let me just but no here, like honestly,
like I do this ship all the time constantly.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
We know, we know we've seen enough your content. Dude,
you're it. Even if even if like it's was that
a slip up, he's just a stroking the beard. No,
that was probably just like he was like flexing. That
was a flex he was flexing for sure, Like your
beard sucks mine's better. Fuck you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
I just found I just found a video of this.
We'll just we'll just leave it at person this person
saying that, uh their number one turn off his facial hair,
and I want to get Okay, so you know what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Right when it comes to my Instagram, like at least
twice a week, you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
See you see the the guy that stitched it when
he's he has like the big fucking like giant pronounced
chin with the beard, right, So I wanted I want
to do the fucking Bob Seger fucking slide in on
the socks, you know what I mean, right, and just
be like yes and just.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Literally should we should we add to his you have
to do that, but like in slow motion, so it's
like the uh like oh my god, what was his name?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Fabio?

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Or I could just go like this and just shake
it and put it in slow motion right and put
like fucking like I don't I don't know, like uh,
sort of like seductive old music.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
To it, like fucking careless Whisper.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Do it open arms by Journey.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
That's a good one too, Yeah, but it's like like
do you with all arms?

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
It's like went back in the day when Fabio used
to like slow mo f like flip his long blonde hair.
You do that but with your beard?

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah, yep, Chris.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
I want to send him so many of our videos.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
And what the other one I want to do is
I want to like pop up out of my hot
so you know how you know how people they do
the they come up out of the water and they
do the hair flip and the fucking like their hair
goes back. What if I did that with a beard
and it just came up and just flopped into my face.
If I just came up and just went slap it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
But you do it to uh the Breakdown and Domination
by Pantera, Don Don Done or Nut.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
There are quite a few songs I want to do
that too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
So well then let us choose. We'll give you like
five or six songs to choose.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
We're gonna do like a Three Days Grace song, so
kill Switch, Yes, kill Switch, engage? What's wrong with Three
Days Grace?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I like them, but I don't it's it that well
that Okay, you can be mad at me if you want,
but that it is my top five of least favorite
bands ever. Like them? She likes it. I do every
time we're in the car together going like to run
errands and one of their songs come on, I'm like,
God damn it. He's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna skip it.
I'm gonna skip it. I'm like, don't you dare?

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
I talk with Barry Stock their guitarists, like once a week.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I'm sorry, I don't mean like like to.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
No, I mean it's let's listen. Everyone has their own opinion,
and that's the great thing about music is you can
you can choose what you like. Like I'm not a
big fan of classical music, but if it's on, I'll
listen to it, you know what i mean. Like, it's
just it's it's that's the great thing. Like everyone everyone's
different and everyone has their own taste, so it doesn't
really matter. Like you can hate them if you want.
You're not gonna hurt me. First of all, I'm not

(01:04:09):
in three days, Grace.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I am of the opinion of if if it's the
if you like the song or the genre or the
band or whatever, then you fucking like it. Who gives
a ship?

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Don't talk shit And I'm want to talk shit, but
don't talk shit on what people like music wise, just
let them fucking listen.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
You're not hurt. They're not hurting anybody exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
There's one more too on that. Wha, Actually, I'm sorry,
there's two more. First of all, stop judging people based
on what fuel source they use on their grills. Secondly,
think you stop judging people based on how they like
to drink whiskey.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Okay, I'm glad you brought that up. I heard something,
uh last week.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
I can't wait to debunk it. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
No, it's no, you'll you'll agree with this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Okay, goodness the uh the taster at Buffalo Trace okay
said it doesn't matter how you drink your bourbon.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Okay, if you like it, then that's the right way.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
As long as you're drinking it and you like it,
then that's how do you like it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Neat? Do you like it on the rocks? Do you
like it with something? Like? To chase it?

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
When I tell people all the time, right so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Here is always yeah, that's the right way to drink it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
There are whiskey purists out there. They're sitting there like, oh, well,
you know, the only way, the only way to enjoy
whiskey is neat and I actually had one of these
people come across. This is a long long time ago.
The video went viral, but basically what I did is
I I I started. I started the video by saying,
you might want to bump, you might want to buckle up, buddy,
This's gonna be a bumpy ride. And then I proceeded

(01:05:48):
to say, by the way, you can drink. You can
drink your whiskey neat all you want, Okay, But when
I put an ice cube in it, you know what
happens to that ice cube. It melts a little bit.
And then when it melts a little bit, water gets
into the whiskey. And you know what happens when water
gets into whiskey. The flavor molecules of that whiskey attached
to the water molecules, allowing it to bloom more. So

(01:06:12):
you can taste more of the flavors that are in
that whiskey. Motherfucker, I taste more of that whiskey than
you do. Shut up and sit down.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
That is what I talk So, that is what I
talk about.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
That is what I talk about. When we have like
our buddies at whiskey hell or Aaron for I from.
I had to say it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Podcasts shut out two good friends, two.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Very good friends. Love those guys.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
But like when I drink a stout, I don't like
my stout cold.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
I don't like it cool.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
I like my stout hot room temperature, no well, room temperature,
not like blue bla hot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
But I like it like it has to be sitting here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
You make that sound again, just one more time, Thank
you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Title of my sex tape only fans at two bees.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
God try spelling that. I think it's b l b
l b l b l.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
B l b l A couple more bees in there.
It's just thrown in there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
But I like my stouts warm, like I feel if
you if you refrigerate it, you take it out and
you drink it, you gotta let it warm up to
enhance the different flavors as you're enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Yeah, if it's room temperature, you're gonna get more of
whatever the stout flavor notes are, you're gonna you're gonna
be able.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
You can identify them easier. But you also can pick
up on other flavors that are hidden.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Yes, then like with laggers and uh pilsners, So laggers
they can be meet him like cool, but ales have
to be cold or cool. I don't understand why people

(01:08:12):
get mad at me for drinking stouts warm.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
They're like, oh, it has to be.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
That's what they do in Ireland, so that's that's literally
where it's where they were invented as well. But the
thing is is, so I like my stouts ice cold,
and I will tell you why. It's because I barely
like stouts, and the more I commute it with the coldness,

(01:08:38):
the better. But you can keep picking up this cup
that's empty.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
But every everybody drinks them a different way.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
And if you can identify your flavors, whether it's room
temperature or ice cold, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
As long as you're enjoying that beer for what it is,
then that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Let me let me get another frozen water testicle.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Hold on, I'll be right back. I'll go get you one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Hold on, I got one right here.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
It's not frozen up here, it's that's so pretty water.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Hold on, let me sweaty balls look back in here.
Oh god, hold on, if I do this ready, watch
well it like that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Oh it's so pretty. Oh my gosh, god, that looks
like a fucking crystal it is? Are you found in
a river in Alaska? Oh? I didn't pick it up.
It poops like a dodo.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
But I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
I don't judge people on how they drink their alcohols.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
I don't judge people and how they drink anything. No,
as long as you're drinking, like, just have if you're
having fun doing it, drink, I don't care. Shout out
kettle one, shout out friend of the show. I was
gonna say friend of the show.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
So that's kind of like a running gag that we have,
Like if there's a sponsorship potential, it's always friend of
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
I've drank.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
I need to go get a soda. Oh you want
to see something crazy and you're probably not gonna be
able to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Fuck Jesus Christy, please, I don't want to see your buttthole.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
No, there's no way to really show it. But on
the other side of this couch there's a coffee table,
and in the coffee table is two refrigerator drawers.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
I've seen you post that on your fucking videos.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Hold on, I don't know you can see this.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Do you see me right now?

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
You see them?

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Yeah? Yep?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Arm light on your crotch. Yeah, I just pulled.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Out a nice cold sprite.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Oh my god, Sprite kicks ass Sprint.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
I love the good sprint.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Krispy McDonald's fountain Sprite though oh god stop.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Yes, oh my god, they have the best Coca Cola products.
You know why she actually they know they pay extra
for that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Hey, like I said earlier, Man the pussy ain't free, Matreon.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Gary the Last Call episode. Eventually when we can talk
him into uh joining.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Us for a last call?

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
What are we doing last call right now?

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
No, we'll do it down the road. We do those
once a month. You give us your schedule. Well, I said,
ain't free. Then we do last Call, no holds barred.
So remember that song I played earlier. I'm not gonna
say and sometimes it is.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
But you gotta get real cool, real fast. How cool
are you with us? We'll be cool with you. If
you're cool with this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
I will I will shout out December Patreon Last Call episode.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
It was, it was. It was Lord of the Rings.
It was Lord of the Rings based. But I saw
an article said that Lord of the Rings is racist,
And we had about an hour and a half long
discussion about how that's not true. You do not bring
anything to the table with me with Lord of the Rings. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
It was just Herd going, look, you woke, Fox, you
need to calm the fuck down.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
You're going overboard right now. Just Power is a fucking
motherfucking yeah. We did do Rings of Power sucks. And
here's why episode.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
I won't even watch it. I heard all the reviews
and I'm like, nop. Well. The thing is, though, it's like,
so I I'm not really a massive Lord of the
Rings fan. I have watched every single one of the
extended editions of the fucking movies.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
That's all that matters. Once once, okay, once, that's I'll give.
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Year.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Listen, listen tomorrow. Uh Return of the King Extended Edition. Yep, okay.
It had absolutely zero fucking business being four and a
half hours long. Bro, I like I have ADHD, bro
like you can't. I you how many times I watch

(01:13:17):
my eyelids in that movie. Motherfucker friendship Right now, Gary,
I still love you. That movie had no business being
four and a half hours fucking Listen. No one asked
you to try and compete with the Ten Commandments with
Charlton Heston. Okay. It came on four VHS's and had
a thirty minute intermission.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I was a child when I watched that, Sir. I
was a child. You're a teenager. No, I was a child.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
And uh. The only thing I haven't I haven't seen
the Hobbit movies yet.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
They're okay, they're okay, yeah, they're me. The first one
is really pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
The third one is good. The second one was there's
no reason for the third one or second one.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
There and back again. It was good the first one.
I liked it. I liked it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
I haven't seen any of them yet. I haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
I don't know Jeff from Launch, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
I have played the games though. I've played Shadow of Mordor,
which is a fucking incredible game.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
We have the lego.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
There's a lego lego Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
We have it. I still have an Xbox three sixty
and we played on there sometimes after we get hammered.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
That's hilarious, Gary, Well, what's the other one? Shadow of
War was the other one. I played that one too,
where you you basically you play the fucking the cross
between Ranger and Wraith. It's really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Yeah, Gary, you gotta come here around uh Christmas and
New Year's that's when we're super Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Heavy and we let let we We did meet Andy
Serkis at Popcorn last year and as soon as we
got home, like, I gotta fucking watch.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Lord of the Rings now.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
No, we met Elisua Wood and yeah the circus at Popcorn,
Indy last year.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
And I remember, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
He he had to stand in line because I didn't
know they were cash only and I had to run
to the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
At I had a very uncomfortable meeting with Elijah Wood
by myself and we were the We were.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
The last people in his line before you. We were
holding him up to go eat. Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Nice. It was very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
So I asked my sol, I said, so you were
in Flipper?

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Like, he goes, he goes. It was fun, man, Dolphins.
Dolphins are actually really good actors. I'm like, really, so,
what was what was back to the Future to, Like
when you met Michael J. Fox at the Arcade game?
Was he goes? I don't remember much of that, dude.
I was like six, like cool, Like it's Elijah would dude.

(01:15:55):
I'm a huge fan. Yeah, but you're trying to fill
the voice.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Yeah. Okay, Well, let's let's talk about this for a second.
Let's talk about awkward encounters with celebrities.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
You remember, Okay, So there was an old SNL skid
I have so many because it was Chris Farley and
Jeff Daniels.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
It was right after Dumb and Dummer came out. Yep,
Chris Farley, you remember, Hey, did you you know the
skit I'm talking about where he goes So do you
remember that time in this movie? And Jeff Daniels Like, yeah,
that was that was That was pretty cool. He and
Chris Farley goes cool. That was great.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
That was me with Elijah Wood. So I was Chris
Farley in that scenario. So like, do you remember in
this movie when you when you did this?

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Yeah? Cool pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
It was like cool cool, all right, that's pretty cool. Yeah,
it was it cool? Great. So I had there was
one that I had with like inch stories that I
have with people. So I met what was his name?

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
What's he in?

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
Orlando Jones? He was the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
He was in Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
He was an evolution. He was an evolution. He was uh.
We did an evolution.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
We did an episode on evolution.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Yeah, I think we figured out that Kaka Kaka in
Toki Tooki do not work.

Speaker 6 (01:17:29):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
He was also the band director in drum Line. Yes,
you're on time if you're five minutes earlier. Rate if
you're on time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
So uh he is actually fucking hilarious. Jones kicks ass
Orlando Jones. So here here was the whole thing, right.
So my wife just wanted to walk around and meet
a bunch of celebrities, and she just wanted a hug.
That's what she wanted. She didn't want to she didn't
want a picture, she didn't want to fuck an Audi.

(01:18:00):
She wanted a hug.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
So we walk up to Orlando Jones and uh, she
asks frog. So he gives her a hug.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Yeah, And then.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
They proceeded to have a five minute long conversation about
the appropriate amount of pressure between ariolas in a hug.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
That's the most Orlando Jones thing ever.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
And at that point there was one point where I
was like, you know what, I'm done with this conversation.
I walked right next door and Jim Beaver was standing
right there and I looked at you and I said,
I'm fucking tired. Are you and he goes, I'm also
fucking tired. I want to go home, and then someone
walks up to his table and he goes Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
It's like god damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Yeah. So it was like two fucking interesting encounters in
one with that one.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
We uh right before we came up to your booth
at popcorn this year, we uh we stopped by because
she wanted to say hi to Ross Mark Kwan from
The Walking Dead, Aaron from Yeah That's and we forgot
that he knew who we were already. Yeah, he saw
because we were wearing our shirt our podcast shirts. He goes,

(01:19:15):
Grace tap Room, I know you guys, I know who
you are. Like, no, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
He goes no, yeah, and he showed us his phone
like yeah, dude, I'm following you guys on Spotify, like
for real.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
He goes yeah, Like oh my god, what that's awesome
And then we held up his line for about fifteen minutes. Yeah,
but I gave him one of the gift bags that
we had when we yep, he put our sticker on
his laptop.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
He did, and he opened his bag because our so
your friend John married Suzanne and Suzanne does cons.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
All the time, and she's always placed with like the
higher end. He's been a yeah, he's been a buddy
of mine for like twenty years.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Yeah, yeah, with them, like the high end actors. And
she's like yeah, and so like I've seen that. She
was at Rossmark kwansbooth and we went back because he
literally looked us in the face and was like, hey,
if there's nothing going on after you guys finished recording,
like come over here and hang out and we'll talk.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Uh yes, yes, please yes. So the reason why that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
We met him, the first time we met him, we
were at Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
This is so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
So it was twenty nine. It was a Galaxy Galaxy
Con galery.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
So they double booked the Expo Center and they had
to move them to the Macy's or one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Part of the mall. Jenny's gone like and abandoned j C.
Penny abandon j C Pennies at a local mall. They
put Galaxy Con in the mall.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
In the malls, so there was like, no fucking way.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Yes, I swear to God, there's pictures I will send.
I could send you pictures of like Gunner when he
is like three or four years old. He's doing like
the Death or Darth Vader, like Death.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Dressed as the Red Ranger dressed well no, no, no, no,
that was that was Galaxy. But he was like it
was great. So like he.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
So he's there's like storm troopers and they were like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Totally it was it was the five one.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
They were posing as like this little three year old
child is doing like the Darth Vader grip on their
necks and choke choke.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Yeah. And so we're waiting in line to see Matthew.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
Shut up so called the fucking Force choke choke.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
So we're in line.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
Good, you see the Millennium Falcon and the razorcrest and
the matt hold on. Can you you can see on
the on the wall right right there. So there's skateboards
over there. Yes, that one right there is Darth Maul.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Good for you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
So those skate is good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
You want a fucking cookie boy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
Each one of those is actually hand colored with colored
pencils by an artist in Tampa. That each one took
him I think four hundred hours and each one, each
one of those was a praise at about fifteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
That's so cool. Fuck yeah man, So those.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
Are those are yeah. So one of them is the top,
the top. The one up top that's horizontal is Tony
Stark in his indie car nice. And then there's a
Darth Maul mystique from X Men. And the other one
that's closest to us is Davy Jones. That the one
that's kind of like hiding behind the curtain.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
It looks like pirates.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Yes, yes, and his tentacles go all the way down
the whole fucking board. It's really cool noise.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
So as we were in line and waiting for Matthew Lillard,
we were like the everything like bled over into other booths.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
So we were right next to Matthew Lillard tends to
do that. We know, oh we know scream movies without
a paddle, Scooby Doo name it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
As we're waiting in line. So Gunner.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Yes understands like walking Dead, he sees the zombies. He
doesn't understand like that's Aaron. He looks at him as
we're in line and he goes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
You have two hands. You lied? He goes, are like,
that's a prosthetic man. He goes, are you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Nagan, And that kind of entered the comversation where we had.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
To explain to our four year old like, this is
not Megan, this is Aaron.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
And he was super fucking cool as ship Like he
was like talking to us about.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Walking Dead and we've met him a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
And when we finally get to Matthew Lillard, we were
talking to him about the movie that we were watching
that story.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Oh my god, it was embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
No waitmenute, So are those are those nicotine vapes or
are they weed vapes?

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
The nicotine I had, My my weed vape is uh
over there, it's for uh last call. Yeah, it's last
or if we do if we do a fire in
the backyard. So we walk up to Matthew Lillard.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
This is my overflow. Oh nice, hell yeah, because normally
I'll have So we have the garage and then we
have the decks, this to our to our smoking areas.
I have cases that hold that whole five king sized
pre rolls in each case. There's always one downstairs, always
one upstairs, and they're always filled. Yeah, so there's always

(01:25:11):
a fucking stupid surplus of weed in this house.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Go ahead, shout out weed.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Shout out weed, shout.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Out No free, shout out weed. So no, we walked
up to Matthew Lillard because and it was and his
I guess is at the time his or it still
is his role. His role is yeah, men's big and tall.
Was if you have a kid, you don't have to
wait in line, you come straight to the front. So
we did.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
And uh, that's actually really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Yeah, I told him, I said, Gunnard, tell him, tell
him what what? What movie you watched this morning? And
without hesitation, he goes, and I'll do the impression. He goes, oh, like, zois,
did you watch Scooby Doo? No, so rewind that morning.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
The first Scream movie was on Netflix at that time,
and he crawls into like she's still asleep. So I put,
I put, I had both of my earbuds in and
I want to Scream.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Is my favorite horror franchise of all time. I love
the Scream films. I watch them quite often.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Not a horror fan.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
I could I could recite the first four movies to
you right now, word for word, but no. So our
gunner comes into into our bedroom and he like wants
to crawl in bed with us, and so he lays
next to me and I'm watching the first Scream movie
on Netflix and it's about it's it's right at the

(01:26:47):
end where ghost Face is revealed, and you see it's
it's Skeet Alric and Matthew Lit Matthew Lillard are ghost
Face and he goes, oh, that's that's Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
I'm like, not in this movie. So he goes, what movie?
He goes, what are you watching? Dad? I said, here,
just here. I gave him one of my earbuds and

(01:27:09):
he put it in and it was the whole He
was like, my moment, are gonna be so many?

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
It was the the Stu Mocker monologue and in the
reveal of the Killers and so now here we are
at Galaxy Con talking to Matthew Lillard and he goes a.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Huge scream fan. At this point, at like four years old,
like our child.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Up to now, he's been ghost Face for Halloween probably
seven times. Yeah, almost everything.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
I feel like so many kids did that, like even
even like people our age, like there were there were
so many people that dressed up his ghost face like
it between that Michael Myers and fucking Jason Vorhees. By
the way, I met Caine Hodd once. That man is

(01:27:59):
a brick ship House of Young Holy shit is huge.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
We met him when she was pregnant with our kid,
and we told he.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Is a giant of a man, but he's a walking tree.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
He is the nicest guy is.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
He's a paranormal investigator too, which I thought was really cool.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Yeah, you finish your story and then I'll come in.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
So so Matthew Lillard does his shaggy impression to to
our kid. We both at the same time, her and
I locked eyes like should we tell him?

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
I'm like, okay, I'll tell him. No, he watched you
in Scream and Matthew Litler goes, no, why would you
show him that? And I said, dude, let me just
let me like justify myself my actions. Like I was
already watching it. He crawled in bed next to me
and was like, Hey, I know this guy from Scooby Doo.

(01:28:56):
I want to see what movie you're watching. And now
our kids it is obsessed with the Scream franchise because
he saw a shot four years old, so now he's eleven.
He's like, dude and Stumacher and Scream. Matthew Lillard is
like my favorite actor of all time, Like I love
everything he's in it's like cool man, you got to
meet him. And there's a photo of Matthew Lillard holding

(01:29:20):
our kid or you're holding him like a football trying
to wiggle out. Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
It's like, oh, nope, that's not Shaggy, that's that's ghost
Face from Scream. He killed people in this movie you
just watched three hours ago.

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
Okay, but you need to go to the bathroom really quick.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Oh, go for it, man, right, I will be right back. Well,
we'll talk amongst ourselves. You're good.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
So you know what's really funny that, you know, before
we started recording, you guys said you that you uh,
you love this whole room and the setup and everything.
This time last year, this room was just concrete and studs,
very nice. Nothing was here. We had this whole room built.

(01:30:11):
It took it took a few months. But like, for instance,
we have a bathroom right here that's off this Like
literally I'm pointing it. The door is eight feet from me.
That wasn't even there. That whole room wasn't even there.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Awesome, but like you can see, you can see like
a part of it there's.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
A hold on, don't Okay, So there's a there's a
little alcohol back there, very nice where you can see it.
There's a Samsung bespoke fridge. There's our our Barses machine
is back there, and around the corner like behind behind
the fridge, next to the Barses machine, there's Ninja Thirsty

(01:30:54):
and the Ninja Slushy machine over there. And then if
you go around the other corner where this uh where
that lamp is. This wall that's right here. Hold on.
This wall that's right here has all of our autographs,
like all of the so you can see like all

(01:31:14):
eleven by seventeen art right here. A lot of these
I picked up at Indie Popcorn this year.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
We'll send you an autograph. Yeah, we can totally send you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
Do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
You want to tap room? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
So, uh so that wall has all of the has
all of our autographs, and then hold on, Actually, you
guys will get to you know what, guys, You guys
will get to kick out of this. Hold on, I'll
be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Well, I'm going to continue talking because our son is
named after Gunner Hansen. Uh the original leather face from
Texas Chainsaw maasac here Okay, and uh I found out
that I was about Dusty pregnant. When we met Kane Hotter,

(01:32:03):
we went to Scarefest here in Louisville.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
That's okay, And so.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
I told him that our son's name was if it
was a boy, it was gonna be Caine Romero or
Gunner Vincent.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
And he was like, gop for Kane, go for Caine.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
So I really want Gunner to meet Caine, and I
want to a picture and say you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Lost the challenge. But it wasn't Caine.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
That's awesome. I love Caine so much. He's a good dude.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
He really is.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
He like he was rubbing we're feeling vapes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Oh no, you're fine, that's just he was.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
I said, we're filling vapes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
He was rubbing my belly and he goes, it's a cane.
It's a cane. It's a cane. It's a it's a person.
It's now a Gunner Like it's sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
So I want to do a little show and tell
you know, you know, when you're like a five year old,
you want to show everyone your toys.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Yep, been there, man, I know that party.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
So I have to remember it is what.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
My toys were.

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
It's number six hundred and thirty out of one thousand
ever made.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Jesus, that's awesome. Oh shit, Oh my god, it's a
leg You have a saba it signed you sign?

Speaker 4 (01:33:40):
Well, he ran through the house and signed everything.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
So awesome. I would do the same thing if I
had that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
You do that when we end up in other people's
houses and you're drunk as fuck, you signed everything.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
We went to that, I signed other people's like possessions.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
No, we went to the New Year's party at the
college frat house a couple of years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
I god, it's black and gold.

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
Yeah, it's yeah, it's the black and gold.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Could you imagine if they made like an actual sword
that was that and you could fight with it, wouldn't
that be No, like you go to like bias like
an act like the blade is real steel?

Speaker 4 (01:34:19):
Oh yeah. So I talked with Dallas Strong about that
and they they said, no, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
You have no dude, that's sick.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
You were on this whole time. No, the batteries are
dead double as Yeah. I think it's honestly, you're gonna
laugh at the battery. The battery door on this one
isn't the same as the toy. Yeah, so I can
remember how to change the batteries again. But yeah, I'm
gonna have to change. But anyway, this, this whole piece

(01:34:56):
is all metal. This is all like that's metal. These
all metal. But I mean even like.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Fuck it is.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
It is a one to one scale replica from the
show's It's literally like three times the size of the toy.
It is legitimate.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Like if this thing is more damage. If someone breaks
into your house, you show them that you're and they're like,
all right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, dude, it's cool,
it's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Please don't call the tigers door on me.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
You always keep that thang on you, so I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
I don't know if you can see it, but if
you in your editing later on, zoom in above my
fridge and you will see that there is a Power
Ranger helmet up there that is also the White Ranger helmet,
but it is colored black and gold to match this sword,
and he signed it. That's the only item that is

(01:35:59):
not signed in the house.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Oh so, those of you listening, go back to our
YouTube channel, like right now, if.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
You're watching or if you're already watching this on YouTube,
time stamp it and zoom in. It's right there. My Damn,
that's cool, awesome. Oh my god, you can see it right? Yeah? Absolutely, yep.
I have a signed copy of the Death of Superman,
an original print.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
I got it for my eighth birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
One of my buddies just just scored a it's mint.
One of my buddies just scored and an autograph of
Oh my god, Wowzy Osbourne.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Nice I saw him, well, he bought it on eBay.
I saw him in two thousand and one.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
I saw him in two thousand and seven.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Nice Oz Fest.

Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
Yep, okay, matter of that was. It was my only
ods fest and it was very memorable because the entire
day I hung out with the Undertaker.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Hero of mine.

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
He is a normal dude, like you wouldn't even know.
He sat there and dude like he was sitting at
our tailgate at one point and he was just sitting
there going like he's just bitching about a photo shoot
that he had to do tomorrow. He's like, I gotta
go to this fucking photo shoot and I don't want
to do it. He's like he was. He was such

(01:37:31):
a real dude. He ain't hot hedd what that man
can do to beer and hot dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Is a little weird, legendary, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
It's pretty, it's it's wow.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
He is is the King of I don't feel like
it today.

Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
You know what's funny though, You should see what happens
when he walks into a mosh pit. I watched it.
It happened, and it was it was. It was during
a hate breed mash pit. Okay, you know how nasty
a hate breed mash pit can get. Correct? Yeah, he
walked in and parted it. Oh Jesus, I mean, who

(01:38:14):
wouldn't under He walked in with his eye and he did.
He's he literally he turns to me and he goes, dude,
watch this, and he walks in and he does the
fucking whites of his eyes thing, and he literally parted
parted a mosh pit in the middle of a hate
breed song like the Red Sea. It was the coolest
thing I have ever fucking seen in my life. It

(01:38:36):
was the coolest thing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Eh.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
That was oh seven, yeah, oh seven in Mansfield, Massachusetts.
Nice And now it's it's gotten to the point now
between Shine Down and Stained and a bunch of other
bands that it's uh, it's that's called the Exfinity theater,
I'm sorry, the Inxfinity Center in in Mansfield, Massachusetts. And
now because of all of these bands that I've cooked
for over the years, it's actually it was weird when

(01:39:00):
I walk in the front door. Uh, normally I'm backstage.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Back door at all I want I Stained is our
first dance song at our wedding?

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
No kidding, uncle, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:39:16):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
Aaron Lewis tried to get me to do what's called
a brown down shot. You ever heard of a brown
down shot?

Speaker 7 (01:39:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
Yeah, So here's what a brown down shot is. So
you take a lemon slice I'm sorry, it's an orange slice,
and you dip one side of it in sugar and
the other side of it in espresso. Grounds. Oh, then
let me take a shot glass and you fill it
up with mes cow.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Mmm.

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
You slam the mes cow and then you brown down.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Yes, yes, give it to me. Aaron Lewis from Stained
m Yes that Aaron Lewis. Okay, yep, guess what the
next Guess what the next shut out we're gonna do
on the show next week? Is is gonna that? Yep?
That sounds really good.

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
Actually, actually it is terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
I like Aaron.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
I love Aaron Lewis. I do not like brown down shots.
I do not like mes cow. Mescal is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
It hurts, it's you know what it tastes like.

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
It tastes like someone took a tequila bottle and then
soaked a cigar in it that was stored in a
tire shop. That's what fucking that's what mescal tastes like
to me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
But Jeff Dahmer melted the bodies and then his barrels.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
In mes cow.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
No, that's ever clear. Sorry, yeah, ever, I was.

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
Gonna say, mess cow. Some mess cow can be lit
on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
You're cool enough if.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Fucking stupid, fucking loser, But.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Uh damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
What other What are the weird fucking celebrity connors on
my head?

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
Oh? We we had one at Popcorn Louisville. Oh, Jim
O'Hare from Parks and Rec tried to get our kid
into free child labor. Yes, yes he did.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
That's awesome, but he was.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
He threatened to fire Chris Pratt to get I'll fire
Chris Pratt if you come cut my grass. Picked up
his phone and I have Chris Pratt he should dial.
He showed us Chris Pratt's phone number.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
He said, I have him on speed dial. He is
fired for cutting my grass. If you come cut my grass, kid.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
I'm going Dude, if you call Chris Pratt right now,
I'm gonna ship my ass you. It's fucking Andy from
Parks and Rec.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
The thing is, though, is I would have looked at
and went to do it. You won't.

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
But the thing is, so you won't call him.

Speaker 4 (01:41:45):
But the thing is, though, like I've I've okay in
my in my world, I have been desensitized to a
lot of these this this kind of ship because like,
for instance, uh, I did Colorado Springs comic Con one year,
and on my way from the airport to that, so
I flew in it was Colorado Springs, but I flew

(01:42:05):
in through Denver. So they had a they had a
car that would that picked us up in Denver and
Drave drove us all the way to Colorado Springs. It
was about an hour. And what a fucking scenic root
it was, Dude, Colorado is a whole different animal. It
is gorgeous there. And you know, I'll tell you what.
One of the things I'm just sorry to sidetrack real quick,

(01:42:25):
but one of the most amazing things I've ever seen
in my life is I actually took one day to
go to Garden of the Gods out in Colorado and
it it like all the red rocks it is without
a like look, I'm not even kidding you. I'm getting
goosebumps just thinking about it. It was one of the
coolest fucking things I have ever seen in my life.

(01:42:48):
They have there's a rock like there's a rock formation
that looks like two kissing camels. It's it's so cool,
and there's like there's like we were walking the path
and at one point we look right in the brush
not even ten feet from me, was like a whole
ass caribou. Yeah, like just standing there staring at me like,
I'm it's so bro so, I mean it was. It

(01:43:11):
was so freaking wild. And then you know, I was
with some OnlyFans bitch that kept whipping out her hits
the whole time. I'm like, can you stop it?

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
You saw what you poor thing?

Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
So you whore thing? Not really said you whore thing.

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
I fucking love that is.

Speaker 4 (01:43:30):
That what you said? Or I said poor thing p
o or oh I thought you actually came up with
something good. Never mind, it was just me.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
No he said whore thing.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
Oh fuck it, I said it okay, good I was okay,
so it was you okay, good enough. I heard it,
and then I repeated it, and that's when I heard
I heard enough.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Followers, it's my turn now still my thunder No, I
do not anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
Uh, dude, we've talked about this before, but like we
had an apocalypse episode, like our power went out and
recorded a podcast just on the phone. It was great
because like every winter our power goes out so we
have to survive.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
But this was March during the windstorm. Yeah, so like
we were.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
Living off of terra cotta pots with like the tea
lights under to heat the fucking room.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
All the doors are like whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
But we were talking about like what happens during a
real apocalypse, Like what what are we doing? I said,
we're loading up going to Colorado. So we have a
location if you would like that location, totally be a
part of our zombie team if you would, so you
could be part of our survival if you would.

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
So back to Colorado Springs comic con. So I had
uh a pretty interesting well. First of all, Jason David
Frank was there, so they had they had they It
was funny too because they actually put us right next
to each other. So him and I just kept busting
each other others balls all weekend. Nice So I you know,

(01:45:17):
I would, you know I would. I would be like
every all. Every once in a while, I keep yelling
it's more for a time. He just looked over go
trapping zord. I mean like beat zword chill. There was
one time, right, I came out from behind his curtain

(01:45:38):
and I literally stood in front of him. I was like,
meat zord. No, I know what, No, what the fuck
did I? I said, brisket zord, brisket zord sword. I
used to funk with him. And then at that same
con right, so, uh, on the way there, I shared.
So they had they had like a like a shuttle

(01:46:00):
servis the con did They had a shuttle service from
the airport to the to the the hotel or the
conventions or whatever. And uh, there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
And the.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
I was with Steve Downs Steve Downs is master chief
from Halo yep, And sitting next to me was Brian
O'Halleran from from Clerk Small Rats. All that ship not
even supposed to be here today. Uh, I in the
middle of this car. First of all, Brian o'hallerin was
getting He was like, have you ever seen Colorado before?

(01:46:39):
And I was like no, And he decided to give
the most hilarious guided tour I have ever heard of
in my life. I was in fucking stitches, right, And
then not only that, I was talking to Steve Downs
and Steve and you know Steve actually he says, it's funny.

(01:47:00):
Steve is on the wall and him and I we
had we had this thing where we traded autographs, and
so I went over and I signed an autograph and
I was like, two, Steve Downs, I love you, buddy,
You're awesome. Master Chief, this and that whatever, right, and
I left it on his table. He goes over my
table and he puts down me and he throws it
at me.

Speaker 3 (01:47:20):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:47:21):
I look at it and he goes, so this is
it is too gary. So this shit makes us even, right.
And it was funny because in that car ride, I
told the voice actor of Master Chief that I wasn't
a fan of Halo in front of Brian O'Halleran, which

(01:47:43):
was a gigantic mistake because for the next ten minutes
he riffed off the fact that I off of that
and it, dude, when I tell you, me and Steve
were in fucking stitches and Brian would just go and
go and go and go, would go and go. But
it was so freaking funny. And at that same uh,

(01:48:04):
that same convention I got, I got to meet al Borland,
Richard carn al Borland from Home Improvement, and right next
to him was Debbie Dunning, who was the toolgirl Heidi
from Holman Crush.

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
Crush, So hold on, so she was a crush. Here
we go, Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
He'shi.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Heidi was a better Heidi was a better tool girl
than Pam Anderson. Oh oh god, uh.

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
Yeah she was. She was a Here's the thing though,
So here's the thing. So this is Debbie Dunning's signature.
You notice where it is? Yes? Right? So now what
I need to do is I need to get a
hold of Tim Allen and I want him to sign
across Debbie Dunning's face.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
That she's so pretty do it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:02):
But the thing is, he signed on her, she signed
on him.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
They signed on each other.

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
So now I want Tim Allen to sign across her face.
I have Debbie's number. First of all, Debbie's a sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
But I love that. You should under it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
I have him signed just straight across her face like
whoorbag er yep.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
So uh, speaking of crushes, I have an amber l
that is the namesake of the legendary made here.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
It's Kelly Kapowski.

Speaker 4 (01:49:41):
Who's that?

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
Say the bill?

Speaker 4 (01:49:44):
Oh okay, yes, okay, I didn't watch a lot of
Save by the Bell, so you have to Yeah, that
was that was more My my wife watched that.

Speaker 2 (01:49:55):
You should screenshot right now and then show her. Look
what my buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
I can just tell her she knows, she knows who
she's also, she's met Will for now like three times.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
So we're gonna meet him, uh in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:50:10):
He's a great dude.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
He's a great, great dude, mister Matthews. And get him
to do the Phoenie call.

Speaker 4 (01:50:20):
They everyone wants him to do the Phoenie.

Speaker 2 (01:50:25):
I know he was on Boy Meets Rob. I loved
him more as Terry McGinnis from Batman Beyond. Yeah, yeah,
so we're going to I get to meet fucking Batman,
Batman Batman, Yeah, fucking Batman.

Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
I got to meet Ben mackenzie, who was uh, he
was in Gotham he was.

Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
Yeah, his actually wife is uh in Deadpool. Yeah that
she was also a Gotham yep.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
And Ben mackenzie kicks ass.

Speaker 4 (01:51:10):
That was the year that so me and my wife.
That was the year that me and my wife were
celebrity liaisons for Rhyland Comic Con. She worked with Ben
McKenzie and I was with Michelle trachtenbergh.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
R I p queen yep.

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
I we didn't have her on our dead Bool Bingo card.

Speaker 1 (01:51:29):
By the way, I became a Harriet the Spy dude.
And then I saw her in Your Trip like God
or the same age.

Speaker 4 (01:51:37):
Yeah, Buffy, Buffy and euro Trip plus Gossip Girl. Yes,
Adventures of Pete and Pete. She was Disney's Ice Princess. Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
She did a lot flawless actress.

Speaker 3 (01:51:50):
For those of you listening, we are a part of
a fantasy funeral that we do every year. This shut
fuck you, Big Nick, wowchuck my fucking non existence.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
I love Big Nick because we share a love for
nineties ninja movies. Yeah, like three Ninjas surfing Ninjas.

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
He's been blowing up my phone right now on is
he talking shit?

Speaker 4 (01:52:16):
You can just call him big Dick. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:52:19):
No, he doesn't have a big dick because he's so
fucking fat.

Speaker 2 (01:52:21):
He has dicky Do disease. His dicky doo. His belly
hangs over.

Speaker 4 (01:52:25):
Out further than his dicky do.

Speaker 3 (01:52:27):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
Fuck him and his fucking He listens to our show
every week just to see if she talks ship on him.
I'm talking ship so he can go back onto Twitter
and be like, I heard what you said.

Speaker 4 (01:52:39):
No, we have that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
We have this on Twitter, Like if you go back
and look, we have this fucking beef because him, he
used to have a show called gag on this pod.

Speaker 3 (01:52:46):
Oh had had a show because had Yeah, had because
because he's a husband.

Speaker 2 (01:52:53):
Fuck him. I love you, big Nick, I love you
so much. You're one of my best friends.

Speaker 7 (01:52:58):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
He invited us to a f any funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:53:01):
Last dead Pool. It's a celebrity dead literally a dead Pool.

Speaker 3 (01:53:04):
So we we get together the third or fourth of
January and we pick like, you have to bring like
forty fifty celebrities to the table, so they choose the order.

Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
The rule is. The rule is if they're on death row,
you can't pick them.

Speaker 3 (01:53:23):
No, there's a lot of rules. There's a lot of rules,
but that's the main rule. Like, so we we've picked
some celebrities.

Speaker 2 (01:53:33):
We had OJ the year before he died.

Speaker 4 (01:53:35):
Yeah we did.

Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
I still have our our Deadpool list. He died last year.
Yeah he did.

Speaker 4 (01:53:43):
I don't even know that.

Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
I made a tic. Go into my TikTok and you
can see the the video I made. Oh, that was
a good video. I'll send it to you. That was
a good video.

Speaker 4 (01:53:52):
But you're going to have to send it to me
because I'll probably never see it. I made it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:56):
I made it last year. It's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
Just fucking with you.

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
No, come on, man, I'm trying to be cool.

Speaker 3 (01:54:02):
Messages trying to No, he's super popular and he has
a lot of messages like I suck at.

Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
This and he knows what he's doing.

Speaker 4 (01:54:09):
No, I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it.
I'll get the messages like I do.

Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:54:15):
So here's the thing. What I what a lot of
people don't realize, is I actually do. I read every message.
I read every comment. I just don't respond to everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
I all the messages I've sent you on your socials.
You've responded, so I appreciate that. And you also replied,
I do actually genuinely appreciate.

Speaker 3 (01:54:33):
That you replied back to the kid. He was the
first one to comment on the video that you were like,
hey Greg stapferm podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
He was like, Oh my god, this is my mom
and dad, like so cute. He was so fucking happy.

Speaker 4 (01:54:48):
Yeah, you guys are on the you guys are on
the fridge and the I'm sorry, that's not a fridge,
that's a freezer. The freezer and the and the tool
chest that we're trying to sticker barm.

Speaker 2 (01:54:59):
You should send him. I just sent you my O.
J Simpson TikTok death TikTok.

Speaker 3 (01:55:03):
He even though he's not a part of the patreon,
we should still send him every single sticker for each
tier on the Patreon.

Speaker 2 (01:55:12):
Just so that he has it and to get rid
of stickers of the old logo. Has been five.

Speaker 4 (01:55:21):
I for I forgot. I made a second video with Jay.

Speaker 2 (01:55:26):
Oh did you.

Speaker 4 (01:55:31):
Has been five Rangers number one one, Let's do this.
Let's bring the mic that way you can hear it
cut up. You know that stupid grease place gemm.

Speaker 7 (01:55:46):
It has been five Rangers number one, The Green Ranger,
Shimmy Suy number two, White Truffle Butter number three, number
four listen, they ate them all, but there's Red Bliss
Potatoes and number five Black Truffle and Caddy Are.

Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
I'm one of your likes on that video, Frank Escape.

Speaker 4 (01:56:11):
I love the way he just like Colorado matter of fact.

Speaker 6 (01:56:16):
Brings Comic Con August nineteenth, person, it's gonna be awesome us. Also,
we're going to be at Rhode Island Comic Con November fourth, fifth,
and sixth.

Speaker 4 (01:56:30):
Jason David Frank has been five Power Rapers.

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
Well, if you if you ever come anywhere close to
Louisville or Louisville, then you know we will be there
and we totally got to hang out. Are you planning
on doing Indie Comic Con or Comic Con Indie Popcorn
Popcorn next year?

Speaker 4 (01:56:49):
If they, if they have me, yeah, I know, Louisville's
not that far. It's it was like a couple hours,
two two hours. Yeah. So I've never had any any
any invites to do well. I had an invite for
Louisville Popcorn a couple of years ago, but it was
conflicting dates.

Speaker 2 (01:57:09):
Well, because of last year, Louisville doesn't Louisville's done. Yeah,
it's over Louisvill's done with a lot of cons but
I'm not so.

Speaker 4 (01:57:20):
But the thing is, though I don't really have a
lot of a lot of invites to go to uh, Kentucky,
but one of the standing invites that I do have
is to go to Nashville, and I haven't. I have
never been to Nashville, and I think probably probably before Christmas,

(01:57:41):
I might go down there because i've been I've been
trying to hang out with a friend of mine that's
down in Nashville.

Speaker 3 (01:57:46):
So okay, if you ever want to go three hours
from there again, if you want to go to Derby,
it's four blocks that way.

Speaker 2 (01:57:53):
Oh yeah, the Kentucky Derby takes place in our neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:57:57):
No ship, Yeah, yeah, no, you could.

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
You could here. It's right outside that window, four blocks outside.
We're in the neighborhood. You can walk to the backside
like you walked.

Speaker 4 (01:58:10):
That's pretty me.

Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
You walked two houses over from ours and you can
see the track. It's right there.

Speaker 4 (01:58:15):
Well, I remember, I remember a couple of years ago
when I went out to Indy that I went to
the n R the NHR finals out there, like the
fucking the nitro drag cars and ship dude at the
Lucas Oil dragway. That was wild.

Speaker 2 (01:58:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:58:29):
Yeah, I had eaten a one hundred and twenty five
milligram edible the day before, so I think I only
spoke about five words all day. But it was a
great time.

Speaker 2 (01:58:38):
What yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole fucking weekend. I mean,
I'm about that life.

Speaker 4 (01:58:45):
There's one hundred and twenty Okay, So I didn't know
it was one hundred and twenty five milligram edible. Uh.
I walked across the street at one point to go
to Chipotle because it was right across the street, and uh,
I couldn't figure out why there was a bunch of
people inside eating but the doors were locked. I had
no idea what the fuck was going on. Maybe they

(01:59:05):
had like some sort of like corporate meeting or something.
I have no idea, but I was so fucking high
that I didn't know. I couldn't figure it out. So
I like, I tried every door. I even tried their
back door and the figure and maybe it's open and
be like, hey, uh your front door is locked. I'm
trying to come in and come get a fucking burrito
or seven, So uh it I try I tried at

(01:59:28):
least for a good like twenty minutes to try to
get into this building. And then finally I'm like, you
know what, fuck it, I'm just gonna walk back across
the street and I'm gonna ord a door dash. So
I walked back across the street. Right before I left, Uh,
I went, I had posted a video basically saying, oh
my god, I'm so high, please come bring me food.

(01:59:48):
And when I got back, and I had figured I
had been gone for at least a half an hour
at this point, I walked back in and I checked
the video and I had only posted that video nine
minutes ago. I fucking time traveled. I was like, no, no,

(02:00:09):
there's no way I was only gone for nine minutes.
Less than nine minutes I posted it and then walked
out the door. So yeah, I time traveled that day.

Speaker 7 (02:00:21):
That was.

Speaker 4 (02:00:22):
That was interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
Yeah, it's fun that party, Oh yeah quite a few times. Yeah. Well, no, The.

Speaker 4 (02:00:29):
Problem was is I'm so around here normally all the
bars around here closed at like one am, and yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
So it's four am.

Speaker 4 (02:00:39):
I know, I know, so a lot of the bars
around here close around like one am. And I'm used
to it, so like normally, when I show up around
like nine, I usually have you know, I can pace
myself to the point where, okay, it's closing time. Then
I know I've had the appropriate amount of drinks in
that time, to the point where I drive home. No

(02:01:03):
one told me this bar was open until three am.
Oh shit, I ended up getting fucking shitted hammered nice and.

Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:01:14):
One of one of my friends that was there handed
me a gummy and said, hey, if you are hungover tomorrow,
eat this. You'll be fine. No the fuck I wasn't.
But I was playing Call of Duty zombies with laser precision.

Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
Fuck, yeah, dude, that's what's up.

Speaker 4 (02:01:29):
Fuck yes, let me tell you something. When zombie is
running slow motion, it's a whole lot easier to shoot him.

Speaker 3 (02:01:38):
Well, you, you and your beautiful wife have a place
to stay. If you decide you want to come to
the derby.

Speaker 2 (02:01:47):
We can try. Our entire neighborhood is a party.

Speaker 3 (02:01:51):
Yeah, they because they close off the roads in our neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (02:01:56):
Do you all just have block parties and shit?

Speaker 2 (02:01:58):
Yeah, yes we do.

Speaker 4 (02:01:59):
And honestly, the fuck up, but that sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (02:02:02):
We share drinks. It's like, what are you drinking? Here's
what I'm drinking. What are you drinking. We're gonna trade
off drinks. We're just gonna hang out. We're gonna play cornhole,
We're gonna we're gonna watch the drunk College Can.

Speaker 4 (02:02:13):
You're gonna laugh at me right now. But I need,
I need to remember where the Fuckentucky is in the
United States. It's under I know it's on the East coast.

Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
But I just gotta remember in the Midwest, it's under INDI.

Speaker 4 (02:02:23):
Fuck you are in the Midwest under INDI. Yeah, it's
gonna be like, well, that's right, it's gonna be like
a fucking twelve hours get there.

Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
And I honestly, and and I'm not just saying this,
I would consider it a great honor if you and
I could grill together.

Speaker 4 (02:02:39):
That's why I want to drive out there, because what
I I just got a five y eight trailer because
I started doing pop ups around the area. Yeah, and
shout out me started doing pop ups. Yeah, fuck you guys,
so uh shout out to suck my dick.

Speaker 2 (02:02:55):
But uh.

Speaker 4 (02:02:59):
Yeah, that'd be like it's of our ride. Sure would be.

Speaker 2 (02:03:02):
But dude, it's a three day party.

Speaker 3 (02:03:04):
No literally, Like so I'm I'm in the hotel industry,
And every time I get a new job, I'm like, look,
I can't work when I get off work on Thursday,
I don't work Friday, I don't work Saturday.

Speaker 2 (02:03:18):
I don't work Sunday. Before they close our neighborhood off,
I cannot.

Speaker 3 (02:03:22):
Leave my neighborhood. So it's literally Thursday night when you
get off work.

Speaker 4 (02:03:27):
That is insane around here.

Speaker 2 (02:03:29):
For Derby schools, schools shutdown the fuck schools, elementary, middle, high,
pre K for like how many days out of the
year Thursday.

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
And first day, the first the first Friday, Saturday, Sunday
in May. It's the city is we're gonna get hammered?

Speaker 4 (02:03:50):
Oh, because yeah, it's Derby weekend. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:03:53):
It's a huge fucking party. Dude, it's wild.

Speaker 4 (02:03:57):
Well yeah, you should. You should see the I mean well,
actually no, you probably you've probably seen it better than
I have. Is the Indy five hundred? Yeah, oh no,
that's fucking insane.

Speaker 3 (02:04:07):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:04:08):
It still blows my mind how small the Indianapolis Airport
is for shit like that. Yes, it is the smallest airport.
I'm sitting there going there's you either go left or right.

Speaker 2 (02:04:19):
That's it, there's there's's it between, but it's so like
it's it's.

Speaker 4 (02:04:28):
It's funny too because I make fun of that airport.
But Rhode Island t F. Green Airport and Warwick Rhode Island,
which they say you land in Providence, but you're actually
fifteen minutes south of Providence. In Warwick. It's twenty two
gates total.

Speaker 2 (02:04:43):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (02:04:43):
There are twenty two gates. That's it.

Speaker 2 (02:04:46):
It is the smallest state in the nation.

Speaker 4 (02:04:49):
It is, and we probably may also have the smallest
international airport.

Speaker 2 (02:04:56):
But is Rhode Island cool? It seems like a really
like like community type area.

Speaker 4 (02:05:01):
It is May through August.

Speaker 2 (02:05:03):
You're gonna say it's a state.

Speaker 4 (02:05:06):
No, it's not homeowners Association. It's it's not an h
o A state. Most of the areas around here are
not h o A. But for the most part, like
I mean, it's like you get down it, you get
down into like Middleton and like Newport and ship like that,
like where the mansions are, you may find some h
o a's, but other than that, for the most part,

(02:05:28):
it's it's just a bunch of fucking motherfuckers living in
the woods.

Speaker 2 (02:05:31):
It's like everybody there is aside from Providence, but the
Northeast for sure. And you have you have our our
you and you and the missus absolutely know this is
barbecue chef.

Speaker 4 (02:05:46):
Yeah, for sure, missus barbecue chef. The only problem is
we have the dogs too, so you have three of them.

Speaker 2 (02:05:53):
They have little ones. Oh yeah, little ones don't do good.

Speaker 4 (02:05:57):
Here we have yeah, we have two. We have two,
and we have three ducks and a chinchilla.

Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
Bring them, we will make it work.

Speaker 4 (02:06:07):
No, we don't bring those, no, yeah no. The dogs
are Lily and Marshall, and then you know from you
know Marshmallow and Lily Pad from how I met your mother.
And then we have our ducks. Names are Alan, Steve
and Patrise. Patrise works in finance, and Steve's a cunt.

Speaker 2 (02:06:25):
Steve is always a cunt.

Speaker 4 (02:06:27):
Yep, Steve's a cunt.

Speaker 2 (02:06:29):
Steve is always a cunt and in any language open.

Speaker 3 (02:06:35):
So we yeah, just all of our friends were like, look, literally,
we're right here next to the derby. If you ever
want to go to Derby you can sleep here.

Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
And well I gotta wrap this up though, yeah us too.

Speaker 4 (02:06:50):
We gotta go.

Speaker 3 (02:06:52):
But thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, so much for hanging out with us. Thank
you for uh, I guess we're friends now?

Speaker 4 (02:07:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:07:02):
Yeah, absolutely promote everything you got man, Yeah, cheers.

Speaker 4 (02:07:08):
Where's your drink?

Speaker 2 (02:07:08):
Let's go garage beer shout out beer from Kentucky.

Speaker 4 (02:07:13):
Moscow mule shout out.

Speaker 2 (02:07:16):
Promote, Promote to Moscow. Promote everything you got.

Speaker 4 (02:07:19):
Maybe I shouldn't say that. I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:07:21):
Okay, it's okay, just roll with it, Just roll with it.

Speaker 4 (02:07:25):
But shout out to Moscow. I just poured it on
my lap. I know you just saw that. I just
poured it on my lap. I got these nuts or
what I got these at a at a consignment like
a thrift store. But there they all say absolute mule

(02:07:47):
on them and I bought like ten of them.

Speaker 2 (02:07:48):
Nice, very nice.

Speaker 4 (02:07:51):
But all right, well I'm i'm uh.

Speaker 3 (02:07:55):
Like, where where can our listeners find you?

Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (02:08:00):
Oh? God TikTok Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Twitch, Snapchat, YouTube, Fox
and Hulu.

Speaker 2 (02:08:10):
Oh yeah, very nice.

Speaker 4 (02:08:11):
And that's Gary the barbecue Chef. Well on Fox and Hulu.
You'll see me on season one of Next Level Chef.

Speaker 2 (02:08:19):
And then nice.

Speaker 3 (02:08:20):
You can also hear me scream out. Gary, who was
a part of Goodfellas back in nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 4 (02:08:28):
Yes, I was, I was, I was, I was ninety.
I was a baby.

Speaker 3 (02:08:33):
You were in the background nineteen ninety ninety, Joe Peshe, yeah, ninety.

Speaker 4 (02:08:39):
Yeah, Oh it was nineteen ninety. Awesome. I was a
baby somewhere because I was two years old.

Speaker 2 (02:08:44):
I was five. Yeah, so you were in the background.
You were a background actor. You did such a good job.

Speaker 4 (02:08:49):
Dude to you for your I pissed my diaper.

Speaker 2 (02:08:52):
I loved it. It was my favorite part of the
entire fucking movie because you.

Speaker 4 (02:08:58):
Can hear the whiz it was. It was amazing acting.

Speaker 7 (02:09:01):
I was.

Speaker 4 (02:09:02):
I'm a method actor. It's all right, and so much.

Speaker 2 (02:09:08):
Yes, thank you so much for thank you for taking
time out of your out of your schedule to be
on the show with us. It means you have no
idea how much this means to us. We greatly appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (02:09:17):
Thank you very much. And I'll tell you what, I
don't have much of a schedule. So this was fun.

Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
Well, and you are for sure like you are one
of our people. And yeah, anytime you want to be
back on the show for whatever, due, last call, the
door's open, last call.

Speaker 4 (02:09:31):
Last call, yes, last call. We got to do a
last call. Yep, that's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (02:09:38):
We will uh look at your emails. We will send
you both our phone numbers so that we can like
be on a text message basis.

Speaker 4 (02:09:47):
We love.

Speaker 2 (02:09:49):
We not everyone. As always, you can check us out
at Grace Taproom dot com. Uh uh tab has to
do a lot of work to the website to update it,
but it's there, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Twitch, our merch stores there,
Patreon dot com, Slash Grace tap from pod. Thank you
guys so much for listening. We hope your week kicks

(02:10:10):
off awesome with this episode. Here's to four more.

Speaker 4 (02:10:14):
Let's go do it.

Speaker 2 (02:10:18):
Gary is officially a drinking buddy.

Speaker 4 (02:10:20):
Good before you.

Speaker 2 (02:10:22):
Thank you. I'm gonna like take all your recipes.

Speaker 4 (02:10:26):
You gave us awesome. I'm gonna go dry my nuts.

Speaker 2 (02:10:30):
Thank you guys. Thank you guys so much for listening
to this episode. We love you and we'll catch you
next week. Good Night, bye guys.

Speaker 7 (02:10:38):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (02:10:40):
As always, thank you for joining us for this episode.
Don't forget to check out our.

Speaker 3 (02:10:44):
Link treat at link tr dot e e slash Grace
Tapper podcast too. There you will find many ways to
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(02:11:05):
radio for some tasty James.

Speaker 2 (02:11:07):
Don't text and drive, don't drink and drive, and always
drink responsibly. You don't have to go home, but you
can't stay here. Thanks for hanging out and get home safe.
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