Episode 220: A Bunch of Silliness

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, what up? This is Ja Mus and you're listening
to the Grays tap Room podcast Snoop to the news.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
What's going on? Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to over a
new episode of The Grays Tapper and Podcast. I am
one of your co hosts, The trash Can Abby and
with me as always Jefferson Short Crust, my other you're
Jefferson Short Crust.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh that's that list of uh flames that you said? Yeah,
let me see that, I do. I mean, yes, I
want to read them. Okay, No, go ahead, go ahead,
It doesn't matter, is that the ones that were Was
it Instagram?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, it's Instagram there.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh you can read them.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, it's okay, go ahead, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
On your phone, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
So godsikes, just read the damn number list. So so, uh,
we were gonna, well, I today at work was gonna
write them down and then cut them into strips of
paper and then throughout the episode we were going to
try and like pull a name and have to like
say that name nonchalantly and if the other person laughs,
then you have to take a drink.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, uh so these are the names and I've already
said Jefferson Short crust. I don't know why this was
so funny to me. Maybe it's because it was Thursday
and I was tired, but it was still hysterical. So
the first one is a flute maggle and it says
romantic nicknames you can call your lover to get them

(01:58):
in the mood. And there's a picture of guys saying,
come to me, flute maggle, and then there's another person
saying no thanks. Next one is screaming boo Winkhams. Come
to me, screaming boo Winkhams. Jess ween thicknt.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
What just just ween yes? Jess ween thicknet.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Esquire crunch nuts. Uh, canopy sweet bibs.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
That sounds like what you would call a woman with
a droopy pussy.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
It was her sweet bibs, sweet bibbins.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I retract that now I don't like that anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Sweet bibs. It sounds like canopy sweet bibs. It sounds
like a barbecue thing.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Or something too canopy sweet bibs.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah it does. Uh. Thundertin Dip. I almost called you
Thunderton dip.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's so far as my least favorite one.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Jelly crutch Martingale, It comes up with this shit us
when we're drunk. Uh, international crab cakes. I like that one.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
International crab cakes.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I want you to start calling me international crab cakes,
like when we're out in public.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Like some kind of std you could catch literally anywhere.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, here's another good one. Teak huddle bong.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's a Harry Potter. Name is Harry Potter. Some of
these are like, oh, what's your professor's name this year? Harry?
I have finger Flake, diggle hopper or something like some
bullshit like that. I have Thomas Applebottom.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh god, uh, hot hands, venus stella labina.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Top ten names that didn't get used on.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Mash Yeah, but we're thinking hot lips, hot lips, han Yeah,
hot hands venus, that's that. That's that nurse, that traveling nurse.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Hot hooter tits Jesus Christ's hot hands, hooter tits. That's
what Frank called her.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hooter tits oo, hot hands, venus stella labina.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Slurp on me, hot hands, hooter tits Jesus before I
tell Colonel Blake what you did, you bad girl? Could
you imagine those two having sex with each other?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
No, I don't want to think about Frank have it.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's just gross.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Ew Frank is the annoying person in like school, your class.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
That little dweeb Captain Pierce. Were you watching me?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Fuck no, just stuck. You're gonna ruin that whole show
for me.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Just shut the hot lips hooter tits or whatever the fuck?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Her name is, uh, doctor Timothy Munch. That sounds like
a name off of eer Timothy Munch.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
That sounds like her actual name. Wait no, Brooklyn nine
nine Munch, Yeah Munch, Uh huh, munch time is over.
Boom No.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Munch is actually a iced teas on Law and Order SBA.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Munch is also oh no, no, no, Munch.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Is the the tall, skinny, old.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
White guy ciras Sedgwick on Brooklyn nine nine Munch. Her
last name was Munch.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well, so was on SVU the guy who played Loumy
Air and Beauty and the Beast.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Never watched any sv csue that too.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Jesus, Fuck old Banana Chips.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
That's that's the one I liked.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
That love that one, old banana cha head.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Home to the old banana chat, Like, who is that?
Who do you call this? Who are you? Old banana Chips?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yes, that's what I was craving in my first couple
of weeks of pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
By the way, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Me and Pip. I was in the bathtub and he
was sitting beside me.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I remember we went to the grocery store and you
bought the big like surplus bags of banana bath Yeah,
and you went through it in like three days.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Old banana chips. Yeah, old banana chip.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
You and Pip sitting on the on the void white couch. Yes.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, I was actually in the bathtub. I was in
the bathtub because I have pictures. Hip was sitting next
to me and he was like, math mother, can I please.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Have some moved old crusty banana.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Chips, old banana chips, old old banana tits, bana gorilla titties.
Here's one and I don't know why, but it's like
a Slytherin name. Speaking of my shirt, I got my
combfea shirt on Viceroy Robbins.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
That's a Harry Potter.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
That is so Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Both of those are Harry Potter last names.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
And then the last one, Professor Gabriel Fir.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I liked that one. That's the one I wanted to be.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, here put them in Harry Potter houses. You ready,
flute Maggle.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Uh, she teaches arbology, but she's a.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh you got to put them in a house, don't, professor.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Put her she's in a raven claw.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Raven claw, Yeah, flute Maggel. I was gonna say, help
a puff uh screaming boo Winkham's.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Uh, that's a that's a Gryffindor.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Jessoine Thicknitt. That's a Slytherin. No, that's Jessine Thicknitt.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's a that's a hefty fella. And he is that's
a girl's name. Oh yeah, so it's a it's a
hefty gal. Yeah, she's a she's a meaty gal. I'm
gonna put her in. What's the last name, thick Knit,
that's a right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's Esquire, crunch nuts, Slytherin. I was gonna say Gryffindor.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Esquire's es Squire's.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Posh canopy, sweet bibs.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
That's Gryffindor. Thunderton dip, Thunderton dip. That's a huffle.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
That's a huffle. Jefferson's short crust.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's a griffin.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, that's a huffle. Suh crust I.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Guess you could go either way. That kid can pick.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Jelly crunch Martingale.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's a slytherin. That's a professor.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Jelly crust Martingale.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
He teaches.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
He uh, jelly crutch. Ah, that's the nurse or that's
the medical jelly crutched Martingale. But jelly crutch and Martingale Nightingale,
Florence Nightgal get it seems.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Wow, ringworm Florence Nightingale, I got worms. That's what we're
gonna call it.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
International crab cakes. He's a ghost that just haunts the
that's like a dog.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
That's like a that's that's a dish in the Great Hall.
That's a dish. That's not a person. That's a food.
It's crabcakes, International crab cakes.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
That's a dog or a cat.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Who the fuck? Okay, that's not a person.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
No, I just said it was a dog.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Now, that's not a person.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Teak huddle bong.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
That's a hufflepuff.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Teak huddle bong. That is such a hufflepuff. Guess hotthands
venus Stella labina, Doctor Timothy Munch, that's a raven claw.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
That's a he. No, he's he's a he's one of them.
He's a medic Old banana chips, Old bananas.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
That's a painting.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
That's something, that's what's in Ron Weasley's pocket.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Viceroy Robbins.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's a griffin door.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Last one, Professor Gabriel.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Fer Gabriel Fer, yes fur. That's either a gryffindor or
a huffle. That could that could go one of those two.
It could go. It could go either way. Yeah out.
I do have this week's shout out we spun Spun Spun,

(09:43):
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(10:03):
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Speaker 3 (10:09):
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Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's it's fucking awesome. I have listened to a few
episodes and they have to have a pretty cool show
available on all podcast platforms. Tell them what we're shotting
them out with.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
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tonight with cracking uh from the deep dark abyss of
the ocean, cracking to you, vhs.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Abyss you guys rule Papa. It is good beer washed down.
Excuse me, dang it.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
We're trash today, cracking rum and the beer. Yeah, I
don't know if I want to say it, you.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Want to see it, Go to your crack and open
a cold one.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh god, and the cold one that we got is
a five point nine per twelve ounce scan.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
It's not ice.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Really. I told him to go watch the YouTube. Oh well,
you can also hear him say it.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh sorry, we're drinking. We're drinking ice water because we're healthy.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
When do we ever drink ice water on the show?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
If somebody wants us to be on a guest on
a Sunday, no, I.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Usually drink like lemonade or tea or coffee or something.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, well it's a it's a non alcoholic. If you
want us to be on your show on a Sunday,
you're not getting you. You're getting us hungover for you.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Maybe boot and rally for me, not you. I've never
I mean I don't boot and rally I'm saying though,
that I have drank boot.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
And rally means throw up and get back in the game. Oh,
you don't do that on Sundays.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I still drink on shows.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, a little one or two.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
So what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
We are just hanging out. I did think of some
interesting things though, I did as well. Uh. I know.
One of the things you and I talked about is, uh,
I guess we're going into the meat making business.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Mm hmmm, we're gonna attempt it.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, it's not hard. Uh, it's actually meat is not hard.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
To make, Okay, can can I No? So it's a
gallon jug or five or whatever. Uh, And then it's
four pounds of no, two pounds of honey for every gallon.
And then you've got to sanitize your equipment and your bottles,
and then you gotta have an air lock, and then
you gotta have another tube so that you can siphon

(13:09):
out the ship at the bottom once it starts to ferment.
Champagne yeast is actually the stuff that makes it a
dryer type mead. You gotta, you know, let it sit
for a month, yeah, or more, depending you gotta measure
the volume to see what kind of ABV you're gonna pull. So, yeah,

(13:31):
there's lots of math.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
You catch all that. It's gonna be fun. I'm excited
to do it.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
And then next summer, well before summer, I want to
start growing our own berries yea, in the backyard, so
that we can incorporate our own Oh.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, there's a few flavors I wanna I want to try.
Sorry about that, everybody, Yep.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I want to do strawberries. I want to do blackberries.
I want to do raspberryries, blueberries. We can't do blueberries here.
Why because we don't have the soil for it. I've
been researching that.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Another thing. Kentucky's not good at okay, can't even grow
simple blueberry. That's okay. We can buy them and make
them that.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Way, yes, I guess, yeah, but I would rather like
have everything from in house yard. Yeah. Yeah, because there's
a beekeep around the corner too here.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yes, where.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Near Woodlawn than Beachmont.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Well that explains a lot. Keep your fucking bees on
check man. No.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I like the honey bees.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
They're good, yeah, but I can't stop running them over
in my with my lawnmower.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Those are june bugs.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Honey bees and june bugs are two different things.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
There's no honey bees in the backyard because they're nowhere
near us. They're like four miles up the road.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Is that what that is? Yes, well, june bugs are green,
I know.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
But there's no unless there's sweat bees or another type.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
It might be sweat bees, I know. Honey bees are
a little brown and like dark yellow.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Honey bees don't look like you're normal be.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
I know they're they're a little bitty. There a door
there is there? Is there? Really?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, there's a bee keep or beerie or whatever.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
The well, we should go buy honey from them. If
they sell on site, that'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
They sell at the farmer's market.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh the one they're there? Oh nice? Okay, I do
want to check that out sometime on.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
A Saturday that we don't have anything going on.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Well, we'll get around to it one day, I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's a Saturday and a Saturday, and a Saturday and
a Saturday, and is that. Well that's the only reason why, though,
is that we worked Monday through Friday and Saturdays. We
jam packed everything into it. Yeah, this is why we
need to go to a four day work week and
a three day off.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
And then on Sunday you leave me the fuck alone.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
You. I don't know who your doc would do?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Nobody bothers you?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Good? Then they got my message. Thank you. I love
you so much. You're the best.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I go, uh, I go to mom's.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
You do? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I like it. That's fun.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
What's our topic or what's our next?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Our next? Oh the next thing I've thought about? So yeah, No,
I came up with these questions like, oh, what if?
What if? What if? Or would you dream?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
So?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh, this one, this one's fun, I think. I don't
know if we've ever if this has ever been brought.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Up before, but out of two hundred and something episodes,
probably two hundred and nineteen episodes, this has probably been
brought up.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Last week was my birthday episode? Well not really to nineteen.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
This will be your birthday episode.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
This is two twenty oh okay too, two oh twenty
two point zero, so dead or alive?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Any any celebrity we have talked.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
About that one? Don't remember who I said, so that'll
be a new one.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Well I don't remember doing it, all right, So.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Who would I have dinner with?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
And if I don't remember. It never happened.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
There was a lot of alcohol involvement.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
If you're if you're drunk, queen, you did it, it
never happened, and certain that doesn't apply to everything.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Uh, dead or alive?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
What celebrity? Who do you wanna? Who do you want
to drink with? You don't have to get hammered, but
you just like sit down at a table and have
a couple of beers or a glass of whiskey or
and just like hang share it, laughs, tell jokes.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Do you want to go first?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Stories? No, I don't, don't. I want you to go first.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I can't. I'm shit. Then there's gonna be dead silence
because there's so many that I want to all.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Right, fine, I'll go first. I right. No, he doesn't drink.
He didn't. He can't do anything now except keep us
safe in our hearts.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
You said dead or alive?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
But anyway, No, he didn't. He didn't. Uh, I don't
think he drank. Maybe he did, I honestly. I one
honestly that comes to mind is Jon Favreau.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh, okay, very nice.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
He's a beer guy. Okay, I would like to sit
down and have a couple of beers with Jon Favreau, Okay,
and just talk about I would like like pick his
brain on like making movies and acting and stuff. I
would I'd like to hear him tell stories. I think
that like behind the scenes stories of like films he's
been in or you know, directed or whatever. I think

(18:22):
he just and I think he would be a really fun,
like conversationalist.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Okay, I've got three right off the top of my head,
like not even thinking, so you guys.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
And I'll throw out a few more after you to
like I know.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Some of the questions, because I did come up with
some of them, but I don't know most of them.
Uh So, Number one would be I would want dry
Martiniz with Alan Alda.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, that would be sick I.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Or whiskeys or bourbons or whatever. I just I want
to with.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
The whole cast of mash that's just Alan Alda, Yes, okay, Okay,
Benjamin Franklin Pierce is my Absolutely. You don't want to
drink dry Martini's with Pierce and Trapper.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Honeycut? You got to and honeycut, Yeah, Okay, let's go. Okay,
but Alan Alda, I want to drink with.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, what do you think you and Alan Alda would
talk about, like what would you want to talk about?
Would you just want him to would you just want
to hear stories.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I want to hear mass stories.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Then I want to hear his take on on what's.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
What's hospital shows today? Like what's your opinion? Since you
kind of like set the bar now, I would.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Want to talk about what history has shown us, you know,
I really want to dive deep. I want to get deep, okay,
with society, the way things are, how things were so
much different back in the past than they are now,
and what's changed, Like I want to I want to

(19:57):
have a deep conversation, okay with Alan Alda and then
also mash.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Stories, obviously mostly mash stories.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
My second one would be yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's great. So on mash Yes, fascinating, cool,
you're you're okay anyway, mash Mash, back.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
To mash mash. My second one would be Gene Wilder, Okay,
that's why I would love to drink Gin and Tonics
with And I don't drink gin and Tonics.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I know you hate them.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I've never had a Gin and Tonic.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
How do you know you don't like him?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
I don't know I just know I'm not a huge
gen fan, but I would still any any drink with
with Gene Wilder at this point, water, yeah, air, a coke,
just whatever, PEPSI Gene Wilder, give me Gene Wilder. I
I I just want to be in his presence. I
don't care if we talk.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh you have to talk, well, no.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
He can talk. I just listen. I want to hear
about his history, his background, his story, his upbringing, how
he got in to acting. I know that that wasn't
his idea to get into acting, but that like, how
when did you decide to kick down that door and

(21:11):
start acting? So I would really love to talk to
Gene Wilder.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
And here him talk about his love his love life
with uh home like Kildoradner.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
No, well, I mean I don't care, but I want
to hear his story. Yeah, like I want to know
about him getting into acting and then uh Madeline con Okay,
I just want to get drunk and sing with her. Yeah,
like two girls on the town.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
But it's but it's very not good singing.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, that's what it would be. Yeah, I know, but
it's fun and you're having you're you're laughing the whole time.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yes, Like I want us to go to a night girls,
just a girl's night and dress up like Whorrors and
just drink.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
And sing I'm tired, and.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Just sing cabaret songs or you have to sing I'm tired.
I would, I would want. I would want a girls night.
Like we can shoot the ship, we can gossip, we
can talk, we can do whatever. But just let me
hang out with her and Claras sleechman.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Okay, yeah, shot for shot, drink.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
You under the great gam gam.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Shot you great gam? Ye?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I would.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
What she talks about. I just I want her to
tell me her life story. I want her to tell
me about her and the stable boy, like I don't,
I don't care, Like how was it in the Civil War?
Great gam gam?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Donald Sutherland would probably be there.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Oh I love Donald Sutherland too.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
You could have great great gam gammon Grandpapa.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I don't care about Grandpapa. I would. Oh my god,
there's so many people.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
One of one of mine is I think we would.
We would. We would like a lot together. Uh, it was,
it would be. It would. He would probably make me
feel a little creepy, but it's okay because I admire
him and his work. And that's Jeff Goldblum.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
And we're we're drinking old fashions.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I could I could actually see him drinking like whiskey
or bourbon, meat or vodka vodka neat vagna.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
He's a he would be a vodka soda guy.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
But just me and Jeff Goldbloom at a speakeasy hanging
out like it's closed. We're the only two in there,
just hanging out. Tickle the ivories a little bit. I
know that that means playing the piano. If you don't know,
I'm pretty sure they know.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Hopefully they know. I mean, I know that this one's
probably a hot take, but uh, just for humor factor,
is Jack Black? For me? That would be cool? Yeah,
like just to laugh my ass off that.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Or Jim Carrey, well you would fake laugh your ass off.
I like Jack Black, He's not funny.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
We would be singing Tenacious songs all the time. Yeah,
I would at least, and then Josh Grobin we'd go karaoke.
Oh god, me and Josh Grobin would go in karaoke yeah, ooh,
or Richie Casnello from Blue Ash your Cult. Oh there's
another one that I want to block, from Blue Ash

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to Cult the whole.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Hey, I've only said two.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I know I got a dream team, like let's go.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I've given you Happy Hogan and doctor Ian Malcolm. That's
all I gave you. I would obviously I want to.
I just want to drink beers and get into fights
with Stone Cold Steve Austin. I want to drink wheat
Lee vodka with Cody Rhodes.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I was gonna say Cody and Jay I want to
go to a party.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I do want to be. No, I want to be,
but they have to just won a tack team match.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I want to know how much they drink after attack
or I want to know how much they drink after
they win.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
No, no, I want to know.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
I do because if they drink enough, then let's go
play beer pong. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I don't want you. I don't want to know. I
need to know. Yes, yes, I need to be involved
in this.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I would call var you up and be like beer pong.
Now it's some of the some of the team's.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
It's the hangover. But it's me, Jay Usso and Cody Roots.
Who huh, who's your stew there? You mean Doug or
Doug he's on the roof passed out. Who gives a ship?
That's not my problem. I should have stayed with the group.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
No, I I mean there's there's a lot more in
my brain. I just I was not. I mean, fuck
John Carpenter.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I want to I want to get drunk and wear
uh superhero Halloween costumes on an are playing with Damian Priest. Oh, yes, yes,
but he has to be dressed up. Have you seen
him dressed as Aquaman on an airport drunk? Because? Yes,
So he can be Aquaman. I'll because he thinks he's

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really his superhero helping people.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
I love it. I love it he.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Gets drunk and thinks that he's either Aquaman or Batman.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
I love I love it. I will so I'll be Superman.
Me and him can be the Justice League.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
We'll be world's finest. I'll be Superman, he can be Batman.
That would be so much fun. We would have the
best time.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Let me be wonder Woman.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, I will be the Trio and uh okay yes,
oh the Trinity. Okay, DC Trinity.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Make Cody Rhodes be Aquaman.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Cody could be Cody could be the Flash. M hmmm,
he could be the Flash. He's got the slick blonde hair.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I was thinking the blonde hair for Aquaman.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Jay would have to be Aquaman. He's an islander. He
literally grew up near the ocean.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Roman.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Roman's not a part of this. Roman's not a part
of this. I'm being edged out now. I'm being like
moved out of the way. Damien is Batman.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Let's go. You know what. I'll give up my my
Wonder Woman and give it to Rhea.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's not for you to decide I want to be.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I'll be Supergirl. You can be Supergirl, or I will
be Black Canary.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
That's weird, Okay, what's better?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I like Black Canary too.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Cody could be either Barry Allen or Oliver Queen, one
of those two. Yeah, he can fight. I'll give him.
I'll give him Green Arrow.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Kevin Owens is Green Arrow.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
No, Cody and Stephen and Mell are friends. I'll just
have Steve. I'll just can you call up Steven and
tell him to bring his Green Arrow costumes? At that point,
another another person I would like celebrity. I would like
to drink with yep uh damn uh yeah, and he

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is he is dead, but I would love to. I
want to drink Budweiser and Jack Daniels with dimeback fucking
Darryl Wow, and talk about music. I'd not talk about metal,
no other music. Yeah, yeah, metal is off the table,
Like what what else do you listen to?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah? See, I would do the same thing with John Carpenters.
I would talk about That's why I would like to, like,
let's just have bourbon neat and smoke our cigarettes and
I would smoke.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
With I I want to drink with I want Wes
Craven in that at that table too. Yeah, their friendship. Yeah,
I want to know about that.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Could you imagine sitting there with John Carpenter and Wes
Craven under one roof together.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
That would be awesome.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Sharon Bourbon and just hanging out. That would fucking rule.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I think there is there's another one. I think my
other one would probably be, you know, just just a
random person from mid eighteen hundreds, just like nobody important

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that has.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
To be a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh fuck.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Uh, who's your favorite Civil War general? Do that.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh that's a hard one.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh shit, I'd like to talk to Stonewall Jackson. He
was my favorite. Yes, I know he was Confederate, but
dude had like I was thinking, like Lee had zero fear.
I was. Oh.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Another good one for me though, would probably be uh
Eric Leafson the Red Yeah, yeah, that would be a
cool one, like, hey, how the fuck did you figure
this out?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
That'd be safe.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Ah, that'd be awesome.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
There's an Austrian painter from like the forties. I think. No,
I'm joking. I'm totally joking. I'm totally kidding. That's a joke.
Chill out. Fuck that guy. We all know he's a
piece of shit.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
No even even you know what, even alive.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Sit down with Joe Biden. Why you like this? Oh
that's wrong with you? I would uh gidding again to
not you know what what?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I want to have a case of beer with Aaron.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
That sounds celebrity.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
He's a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
No, I said, an actual not a retarded guy. He
would agree with me on that, And you know he goes, yeah,
he's right, he was. No, Aaron, you know, I love you, buddy.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I mean we've already we've already hung out with Moose Lounge.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
So yeah, not retarded people.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Oh that's another one.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh no, no, I said dibbs, though I literally just
said the word DIBs.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, but me and her would like best friends, though,
we would, we would be so best friends because we
have pretty much. I mean, she's playing me in my biopic.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Remember, yeah, you would.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
What what what does Jake the retard call it? Biopic? Biopic?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Biopic? I know for a biopic?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, biopic? Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, you'll be best friends. You'll be best friends for sure.
Don't rush me having fun? Oh yeah, Where do you
think the worst place to have a hangover or wake
up with a hangover?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
You want me to go first?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Sure, what's the worst place in the world of all
the places that have ever existed since the dawn of time?
You wake up with a hangover. This is the last
place you would ever want.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
What is my mom's house address? What's that address?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
You've already done that before.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah, I've done that a lot.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I've done that. That ain't that bad.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
You didn't grow up in that house? Yeah that was awful.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
She also wasn't home when I did.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Right shine, Give God the glory shoe.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
That's why you don't go home after you drink.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I had no one to let me crash their couch.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Even Sweet had no Julie.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
No, Julie was already out. She already had two kids,
You bitch a kid. She had a kid, she had floor.
The door was locked, and it was already late. I
rolled into bed at six am. I rolled in at
six am.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Don't I know? That was a weird cough. I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh God, all right. The worst place.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
To wake up since the dawn of time.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
In at Renfair.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I can one up that in the heat, I can
one up that in the bathroom of psychomania, theater of terror.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Oh, we've both done that.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I never woke up in there hung over. I never
woke I never went to sleep in there. Ship that's
the only place I've ever stood up. And ship and toilet.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
You squatty pottied.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
No, I didn't squat I stood.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
How much wipe intod that car.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I didn't want to take any chances of falling over.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
You guys don't understand the I wiped a lot the
disgusting that comes out of that haunt.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I went through a half a whole roll of toilet
a half of a brand new roll of toilet paper.
But that was one ply so still, but it was
the like the big industrial roles. I did the whole half,
my asshole, My ass had a whole half already.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
That's gross.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I did not come in a pint, you know what.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Not there there's another one, yeah, Seventh Streets Trucker bathroom.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
You would hate. You wouldn't want to wake up put
the hangover there.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
No, it smells and it's hot and there's bugs and
it's disgusting. Yeah, boo, I woke up at the Haunt,
in the Haunt with a hangover. I've woke up in
someone's RV once with a hangover.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I think Pompeii would be a horrible place to wake
up with a hangover. The volcano, oh, ash, Alcatraz would
probably suck ass. You wouldn't be a letdown.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
The alcohol you would get an Alcatraz would be like, no.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
You you partied all night. You just somehow ended up here.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Oh like a hangover type.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
It's the hangover. Yeah, put yourself in the hangover. But
you wake up somewhere any horrible place.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
My ex's house erin.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
When was the plague sampling out all the stops. I
would still anytime in the Middle Ages. I would hate
to wake up with a hangover there and mud and
horseshit and piss.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, yeah, London.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I don't think I would want to drink in the during.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
That time London, in the seventeen.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Hundreds, fourteens, fifteen thirteens, they.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Were dumping their chamber pots into the streets.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, I would not want to wake up there and
want to drink and then go to the Middle Ages
and drink.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Infield porter potties after the next I feel like Alcatraz.
Trump's that, Yeah, probably, I feel like it would be cleaner.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Uh, what's another Oh ship, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
I had a fan. It's hotter than dick up here.
My face is all red. What's another bad place.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
To wake up hungover? I think, oh my god, let's see.
Uh A lot of the beaches of Normandy would suck
wake up like, what the fuck is happening? Boo, I'm
not supposed to be here.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Gettysburg, I mean, we can just name a whole bunch
of shit.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Like Gettysburg would be sick. I'm locked in.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, I know me too.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I thought about this today you know, would be fun
like living, like go back in time to like the
okay me and let's go just go back in time.
Just go yesterday, yeah, any Monday at night?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
No, uh you met further?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh yeah no, like back in the like the wild
West Frontier. Yes, it's the dawn of the American railroad
system all that shit. Do you know we need to
catch up fucking easy. It would be to be like
a serial killer. Yeah, because guess what didn't.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Exist, ye, forensics, law enforcement that existed.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Well, I met like there's literal sheriff, I know, but sheriffs.
There was a sheriff.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Okay in every town. Yeah, but you could sneak into
the town and cut throats and then like run.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Away like Peter Griffin.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I would. I would cut somebody, start and go.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Then they do this sketch. It's this kind it's like
a natural drawing of Peter Griffin. Yeah, I heard you
fart before it would Yeah. I love that movie. What
was it, six Million Ways to Die in the West? Yes,
oh my god, I love that or something like that.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
It's so good A dollar.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I think it'd be fucking awesome to go back you
know what. I would love to do if we went
back to the wild West, rob a train with a
gang on horses.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Can we be Connie and Bide.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Bonnie and Clyde.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh, Connie and Blinde.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
That's not copyrighted.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
We go back further. We can know if we go
back further, we can coin that the mic and tab Yeah. No,
our aliases Bonnie and Clyde.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
The Jewish come around, They're like, our name's Bonnie and Clyde.
We're gonna, oh, we can't do that.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
And then somebody calls me baby face and I get
all pissed off. It's George Nelson, not baby face. The
names George Nelson. You uh. You could be like, oh,
those guys are starting the KKK, and you could be like,

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you don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
No, we're going to stop this right here.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Let me tell you why that's a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
You're going to stop this right here isn't gonna.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Work out the way you think. You're literally building towards nothing.
I'm telling you now. Plus, you look kind of retarded.
You got the pillowcases on your face, You look like
a dumbass.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
You look stupid.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
You're fighting for nothing in a hundred years. This is over.
You're you're wasting your time and then you're and you're
probably gay anyway, you are all retarded. No one likes you.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Just to go back.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I would go back to uh, the moment that President
Lincoln was about to get shot, and be like, dude,
tut your head to the right, all right.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
It would tackle John whips booth.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
I would just he opens the door worth a gun.
You're like, no bitch like Jason Stathan, Happy birthday? He
blast him, kick him. I would go back in time
and be John Wick before John Wick. That's my cowboy name.
I'm John Wick. Nice.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I'm John Wick.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Like that. I'll be Alice.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Who's she?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
President Evil? Okay, I'll be the Red Queen.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
There is two hundred of you. No, that's a kid.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
No, Alice was or what's Alice? Alice doesn't have a
last name.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
No, the Red Queen was a little hologram.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
But okay, you could be John Wick. I'll be Alice.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
There you go, there we go.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
That's dope. Instead of finding Clyde, it's John. We're the Wicks.
We are We're the Wicks.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
What dog Wick? We rescue dogs?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
That would be sick.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yep, we have a whole fucking army of dogs.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
We're still jewels and cash.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Oh god, beat the ever.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Loving ship out of We would be like we could
be a vigilant. Yes, hey, here's Billy the kid. It's
that guy over there. He looks like Emilia Westavez because
that's who he played in Young Guns. I love Young Guns.
What that would be doing?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
God, just to go back? Speaking of back, we need
to finish Frontier?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, what uh? Speaking of TV shows? What TV show
would you want to be? Like? What if you could
make a TV show your real life like reality? Like
think of like, let the movie Last Action Hero where
you get where he gets sucked into the movie. Oh
my god, you're in for a treat.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Never seen it.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Love it. It's one of my favorite Schwarzenegger movies.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
You have to explain this to me because my brain's
going like four hundred miles per minute of like, what
are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Okay? So in Last Action Hero there's the kid and
he loves Jack Slater. That's who Arnold. That's who Arnold
Schwarzenegger is in that movie. So he has this magic
ticket that pulls him into the movie. So every every show,
everybody is now like, no, this is real life, but

(42:11):
he knows no, this is a movie.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Okay, okay, So what what TV show?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
What would you what would to be your your show?
Either uh, let's do TV show, TV show. I know
you're gonna say, e R.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
That was one of them or mash the one.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
And it cannot be a reality TV show ship like
There's you can't go into survivor you can't go into
Amazing Race or Destination Acts or any of that show,
know the mole, Sitcom, think of sitcom or TV Trump,
TV drama.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
E R, Mash, stranger things.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I like you that I would go And you might
kick yourself in the pants for this, but I would
go into uh how about your mother?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I'm not kicking myself for that one.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I might go there. I would go in there. You
don't want to go to McLaren's and get drunk with
Lily Pad and Marshmallow and Ted and Barney and Robin.
You know you want to be in that friend group,
you know you do. I don't because I want to
be in that friend group so bad.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I am Lily and Robin combined Me and Lily like
Lily and.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
You're just not like, you're not career driven. Like my
job is my life used to be fuck everything, my
job is. What's that's Robin. Yeah, but also she likes, Oh,
she likes scotch and whiskey and beer and bourbon, and
she's one of the she smokes cigars. That part of her.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying is like outside Robin other Lily,
because I'm soft and emotional and.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Sometimes you're soft. You're a little sweaty right now, you're
kind of sticky.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
It's hotter than dick up here right now. But no,
I I mean how I met your mother would be fun.
That would be sick because you are Ted and Marshall combined.
But we've already established that. Me.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I'm all three of them.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Me and you both are Lily and Marshall almost we're close.
But no, I'm sticking with E R. Mash and stranger things.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I would also like to be on friends. Yeah, that
would be a sick fucking girl. Me and Joey would
be bros.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
You and Joey and Chandler would be besties. We would
You would take Ross and say go fuck yourself.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
No, Ross is coming in really he likes Dino's He's
a door, He's me. He loves dinosaurs and Lord of
the Rings.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
He does not like Lord of the Rings, does he? Yes,
I've never seen an episode where he talks about Lord
of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, there's one one there. Uh. A guy they went
to college with. His his nickname was Gandalf. He was
the party wizard and he would go to Chandler. We
are so gonna p already TV shows. I would like
to be on Stranger Things too. I would like to

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be I feel like I'm too old for that friend group,
so I think it would be me and Hopper and
Murray hanging out.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
That's what I'm saying is like would be besties.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Or you'd be like the moms protecting the group the kids,
making sure the kids are safe, and You're like.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Well, I would be in between the age of Nancy
and Joyce, so like Nancy is my younger self and
Joyce would be my older self. I'm right in the
middle to where I can hang out with both because
I'm not old, but I'm not young. That would kind
of be my my.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yeah, I would like to be on Stranger Things. I
think that would be sick r is another one for
me too.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
That's what I said, almost depending on how season two goes.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
But the Walking Dead, the Walking Dead, I forget about that.
That's the first, first, and foremost also Arrow, well, the
whole Arrow verse. So Superman's there, so that's fine. I
can do that verse.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, I would totally be on averse to. But Walking Dead.
Me and Carol would be besties. Yes, I'd punch Laurie
in the face and.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Now with Glenn out of the way.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Oh, me and Maggie No, okay, fine, yes, well you have.
Me and Maggie would be best friends ever because she'd
be like, hey, I'm in charge of this, and I'm like,
I got your back, bitch, Like, let's go. You can lead,
I'm your power.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Little Herschel needs to step daddy and I.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Will take over that role. There. You won't and Daryl
going out on expeditions, just dude, bruise.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Me and Megan would have just like, funck shit up.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
You'd beat the fun out of everybody.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
And Meagan would fun shut up me and Rick me.
I would go hunt. There will be my hunting buddy.
We'd go hunting all the time. That would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Me and Carol would talk about ways to kill other
people who are stupid over.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
A few bottles of wine.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Yes, yes, yes, I'd be like, look what I found, Carol,
and she'd be like, oh you found wine. I said.
We're getting fucked up tonight.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Baby, and then you go you get drunk and make cookies. Yep.
That would be.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Dope drunken cookies with Carol. Ah. That would be our
talk show. That would be our cooking show.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
I think me and Aaron would have a good time
together hanging out. I would love to hang out with Aaron.
We would go away, we would try to, we would
do it. Me and Aaron would have a podcast. Oh yeah, no, me, no,
and it's just I want a podcast with Eugene. Me
and Eugene would have a podcast.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Jerry.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Oh yes, you and Jerry would Me and Jerry, We're going, Jerry,
where do you want to go? Get some beers? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
You and Jerry would be like, I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Gonna call it Abraham, hit Braham and see if he
wants to come out tonight. We're going to the bar.
We're going to the bar. Yes, it's gonna teach me
how to fight Ezekiel. Come with us, bring your tiger,
Bring your tiger, Bring Shiva. Yeah, she's a good she's
a good kiddie pre Yeah, bring bring your kitty.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah what you got that?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
God? That would be so fun to be on Walking Dead? Yes? Yes,
What was your least favorite food as a child and
do you still hate it or do you love it? Now?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Beans? And yes? I fucking hate lema beans. I always
hated lima beans.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
That was my favorite food as a child. I've discussed. Yeah, uh,
what I say? Least favorite food? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
What was your least favorite food as a child?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Vegetables?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
You still hate?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I hate vegetables. They're so dumb, They're useless. You want
to eat dirt apples?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I called them that title this episode, dirt apples.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
There we go. I like that of the episode. No,
vegetables are great. Vegetables are good for you. Like you know.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
They're good for you.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
You're gonna die, like you're gonna die very soon because
you don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I'll I mean, I'll eat them anyway.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Oh eat a lettuce with a gallon of ranch on
top of it.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
I'm not a big on ranch with vegetables on a lettuce,
not one lettuce. I will have one one lettuce, please.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
One, let the ranch.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
No, I'm a I'm a I'm a thousand Island guy,
thousand Islands the best and Italian. No, Italian Italian dressing
is perfect for toasted sandwiches. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Uh No, mine would be Uh.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
You don't have to eat vegetables.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Yes you do.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
There's a one hundred and two year old woman who
literally only drinks whiskey and doctor pepper.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Yes, I know. I love it. I love that.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
She is my hero. That's the celebrity. I want to
drink whiskey with doctor.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Pepper and whiskey. There we go. That's yep.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
She's one hundred and two. She said, fuck your vegetables.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
No, I don't want to live to be one hundred
and two, like seventy maybe eighty.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
I'm half you and I were halfway done.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
We're shut your mouth.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
We're fifty.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Shut your mouth.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Once you start getting into the eighties, it's time to shush.
I think you'll you'll be forty in February. I'll be
forty one. Everyone knows, no one cares.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
I can't think of any foods that I hated as
a kid, like I literally ate everything except lima beans you.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
No, you like beats.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I love beats. Yeah, always love beats.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Oh another TV show? I want to be this. I
want to be on the office. Oh and Parks and
rec Parks and reck On.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Oh my god, callback shit. Me and Leslie Nope, gonna,
but we don't look.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
If we if we were watching that and we got
sucked into that world and now you are Leslie Nope,
and I am actually been Wyatt and we're living those lives.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I'm best friends with Chris Pratt.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
I don't want to and I don't want to live
her life though it's too stressful.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
She likes it. You're like you, you thrive on being
stressed out.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
No, I don't, not anymore. I'm burnt out. I'm done.
I feel that I'm tapping out.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
But look how much But look how much fun she
has doing it.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Though, that's true, if I had a job that was fun.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
It's not stressed when you're when you're all smiles, She's
not stressed. She's not stressed at all.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Anyway. No, oysters, there's another one. Yeah, didn't like as
a kid.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Bogerfish, bigerfish. It's not who hawks up lung butter and says, hmmm,
I think this is delicious. I'll put some salt on it.
And what person I do too? I know? Okay, fine too?
My dad loves them.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Son, No, he's he was.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
My dad was born in Florida. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
What sardines?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Like like the the canned fish.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Canned fish, I'll take that back.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
I do like the canned salmon that my mother used
to make salmon fritters with her salmon.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
That salmon. That salmon's actually not bad.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Her salmon fritters are so good. I should ask her
to make salmon fredders again.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Salmon fritters do kick it.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Salmon fredders.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
It's so good, is it? No?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
No, Rain, I just put the tent up.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I'm just kidding. So I just wanted to scare you
because you want to be a dumb ass and sleep
in the backyard.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I have wanted to camp. We haven't camped in two years.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
There's hey falls coming, let's go.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Oh who wants to spend fifty dollars a night on
a camp spot?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Find a go into the woods. Find a woods.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Okay, well you find the woods.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
That's free. Actually, no, I found a thing.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Are you gonna haul all of the water and the food.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
No, I found a play an app. It tells you,
it shows you. Hey, here's some like uh not abandoned.
What's the word? Remote camp sites? Kentucky has a shitload
and there's some near creeks. There's no other campus around.
It's just you and the woods and the water and animals.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Lucy, you want to go?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
It looks fucking sick. She doesn't have a choice. I
want to fucking go.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Oh so then we'll have to find someone to watch
Randy and Brian because they don't.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I mean, sometimes you's gonna have to get over it.
Oh my god. If you had to marry a cartoon character,
who would it be?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Ooh, if I had to marry a cartoon Yaco or Wacko.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
And if you say Lula Bunny, you're she was a teenager.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Well so is Yacho and Wago.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Yeah, no, those are children.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Shame on you, uh the cartoon character.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
And don't say Jessica Rabbit because that's unoriginal.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Right, you don't have to marry her smash Donald Duck.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
That's old. That's more than old enough. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah, I was gonna say when I was a kid,
I had a crush on I go, I Go, Daisy.
I had a crush on TJ. Dett Wiler.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
From Recess.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Oh yeah, when I was a kid, huge crush on
a cartoon character.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Huge crush. I didn't mean to make you upset and interrupt.
I just had a thought that needed to escape and
I saw your face.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Donald Duck, Daffy Duck is too over the top. Donald
Duck is great because he's angry and I like that.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
What about bugs, Nope, he's too childish.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
I don't like bugs. Roger Rabbit, he's funny, he's not
too childish.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Mm hmm?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
You've ever seen who framed Roger Rabbit? Have you? Are
you forgot what that movie is? I love it. I
love it.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
But I think the fact that Yacko and Wacko are children,
but that would be my my cartoon. Okay, Yacko because
he's like, he's funny and like the leader, and Wacko
because he's gross and convert and.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Fart Selena Kyle Batman the animated series.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Very nice, very nice, saying just saying Rock from Pokemon,
Rock brockokem on.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Maybe olive skin kind of a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Olive He's brown olives are green.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Uh, it's called olive. He's a vegetable.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Yes. So oh, if you could have any animal as
a butler, which one did you choose?

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Kangaroo? You came up with this kangaroo?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Why?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Because not only would they serve me? Yeah, not only
do they have the pouch to carry all of the
liquor bottles, but they have powerful legs. So if you
need someone to protect you, you could be like butler,
kick their ass and the kangaroo would be like, as
you wish, my lord, my lady.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Yeah, yeah, okay, sure. What would you have a chimp? Why?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Well, you want to see a chimp in a tuxedo?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
First off? Yeah, how adorable? They're so cute. Also, yeah,
if you if one is raging, it will kill you.
And to know when I want people to know that.
If I want people to know that this guy means business,

(57:32):
I want to shave his body so his muscles will
show a full grown Caesar from Planet of the Apes.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
I would have a penguin or a kangaroo.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
What are they gonna do?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
They look like they're in.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
They don't have hands, they're fancy as fuck. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
He doesn't have to serve me. He's a butler. No
that he can open doors and with fancy what wattle?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
He's a decoration. What is he gonna do? How does
he how does he open with his little he's got
a grip.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
No, he could go with his with his wings, little flappers.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
He has, but he can't. He can't. That's a quack. Sorry,
I don't know what penguins sound like. They can't even bend.
He's just doing this. Yeah, he could still open doors
and be like, why don't you just have a penguin
like as a hang like he's just your buddy. He

(58:33):
wants to snuggle.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
They're not okay thereanaro though.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
They're very maternal. Actually the father, the males are. The
males are very maternal kangaroo. That's fine, Yeah, that would
be cool. What about a silver back? No, no, but
he's cool with you, like if he senses you're in danger.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
No, I can see the silver back in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
It is hands on site and he's your head of security.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Oh yeah, he's your head of security.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
It's literally what's he gonna sleep on him? Tuck his
lips under his teeth and rowl. Paul Paul is gonna
cuss at you.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Papaul cuss It is scary. You know he's seen some ship.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
I see you, I see you, you, you see it.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
What are you doing? Get off my loan.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I'd slug that too fast.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
It's on me. Five point nine.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
What two jobs would you combine to make your dream job?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Oh, ship, I gave you that one, and I didn't think.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I'll go ahead because I got mine. I'm doing it
right now. That's it.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
One. Oh, this would be you would have to.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Oh this and beer making? Okay, your turn. Yeah, I
think she did it for me. That was easy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
My two dreams.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
No, I would like to be a a brewer, a brewer,
a brew master.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Ship. I have so many, so many dream jobs. I've
always wanted to pursue. Shit to choose two of.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Them, Well, you're getting old. It's too late now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Oh I already know it's too late. It's too late. No,
it's too late, it's not. Nope, it's too late because
I'm old and I'm fat and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I don't think your size has anything to do with.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
My size had everything to do with me being in
bands twenty years ago. But a musician and an actress
that had her own Meetory Mary me Derry. I had.
There was a d in there, Me Derry, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
I know this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
You couldn't hear.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
It strucks my hearing. It's so loud.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
It's very loud. Jesus Christ. It's like a seven forty
seven flying in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
That's not what airplanes sound like winter. That's an amber lamps,
amber lamps.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
No, I would be a musician actress with a some
sort of alcohol distillery thing. Yeah, because I've always wanted
to be an actress so badly. Yeah, I've always wanted
to be a musician so badly. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Well, technically an actress. Well here, sometimes you act like
an ass act like a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Sometimes I do, and it's so acting.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I'm and scene when you come home man from Mark,
just and scene and then you're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
No, when I leave work and get in my car,
it's and scene and then I scream the whole way Helm.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
You're a thesbian Thespian. What that's a girl actress, right,
they're thesbians. That's girl actresses. No, that's girl actors.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Nope, yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
So the one, the last one you sent, you asked
the same question twice, but then changed it also into
a second question.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I didn't mean to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
No, So I'm gonna just skip the first question and
go straight to the second. So the TV show thing, Yeah, okay,
which one? Did you not want to be in?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
TV show? I wouldn't want to be in?

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Like you get sucked same same rules, you get sucked
into that universe TV show. But now it's when you
fucking don't want you'd like, how do I get home
this sock bachelor? That would suck for me too. I'm
watching the Batchel like, what the fuck bait? Are you
fucking for real? Who is this dickhead?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I don't know what's one of them?

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
He tries to take you on a date. And I'm gay.
I'm a big I'm a big old Dike. I can't
be I can't do this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I don't know TV shows that I don't like because
I've watched those?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Would you? So you what if? Can I pitch some
ideas your way?

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
You're one of the kids on Seventh Heaven?

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Oh no, Gilmore girl, Yes, I was just about to
say Gilmore Girls.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Nope, just shout out Sierra OC what's that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Oh? See? That came out in the early two thousands.
It's the girl who was in sixth sense, who like
had the puky stuff and she pushed it and she
ended up Actually she's on that. Yes, Oh, I never
I don't know that Barton.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
That's Misha Barton.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yes, Misha Barton.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
That's Misha Barton. Yes, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Did not know that. I did not know. I learned
a thing today. That's Misha Barton Barton. She's so young
in sixth sense, she's like twelve. A movie I would
love to be in, by the way, that'd be any
and Night Shyamala, the village. The village. Put me in
that world, now ye or or or uh signs?

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Oh signs is a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I would love to hang with mel Gibson and Joaquin.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Phoenix Gossip Girl. Count me out. I'm done my so
called pretty little liars. Oh, I switched at birth? Pretty
little liars, you have Desperate Housewives. Any kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Uh switched at birth might work out in your benefit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
So, oh yes, switch me at birth.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
You don't have to be siblings with Jason anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
I want to be said. I just don't want that
idiot of them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Oh, that one retard.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Yeah, so those are any any kind of like girly
TV shows.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Like I would not want to be sucked into all
the ones you said. Oh my god, I think one
I would like to be sucked into is Beverly Hills
nine O two and oh no, that would be sick.
Me and Brandon Walsh would be bros. Because he likes
race cars. Uh yeah, well he's a race car driver.

(01:05:27):
Oh man, I should have said Malcolm in the middle
would be sick to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
To be that would be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
That'd be almost You're the sister and those are those
are your brothers? Oh ship would be dope?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Oh ship? Wait where am I at in the lineup?
If I was the sister, you would be between use
and would I be in between Reese and you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Would you would be between and Malcolm No, not doing it, brother.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
The older brother. Would I be between those two?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
I can't think of his name. Oh my god, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Dowey's the me Dewey Malcolm and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Dewey Malcolm Reese.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Oh Masterson, Yeah, you would be you would be you
would be uh right, you would be before Malcolm. So
you and Malcolm would be the middles.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Oh so I would actually you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
And Malcolm would be like the tag team. You would
both would on a technicality, both of you would be No,
you're twins.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Oh, there we go. I like that. That would be
a fun That would be a fun remake. That would
be a fun remake. Lois didn't want to didn't want
two babies because she already had she cheated. No, no,
she had twins. She didn't want two babies, so she
gave up the girl.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Boom switched at birth crossover. Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
I like it because me and Frankie Munez are actually
literally like within a couple of months of each other.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Yeah, see there you go, there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
I like you guys could just like yep, you were
like the wrong parents got you when you were a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Lois couldn't afford at that time to have three babies.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Why did she get rid of you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Four babies?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
What's wrong with you? She can't, Malcolm, You guys are
born at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Switched. The doctors didn't tell her she had twins, and
took the girl and ran away.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
She didn't go to any ultrasome.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Yeah she didn't. It's Lois, it's Lois. They didn't have money,
they never had money.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
That's fair. Well, I would not God, oh my god.
I want to be and Saved by the Belt. There's
so many shows I want to be in. Power Rangers, Yes, Beetleborgs,
any any live action Fox Kids show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I always wanted to be like the purple Beetleborg. Like
I know we had like red, green, and blue, but
I always wanted to be the purple beetle.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
There was a purple when they did Beetleborg Metallics, which
didn't last long at all.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Power Rangers again, I wanted to be the purple Power Ranger.
There's no purple Power Ranger. Well, I will be the
Purple Power You could be the seventh yes, because seven
is a lucky number.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
I don't know what TV show would I not want
to be in the Oh, another one? I want to
another one. I know another one I want to be on.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
That's what I was gonna say. I have Cheers, Yeah, cheers,
just sit around and drink.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
I want to be on Cheers. I want to sit
next to Norm.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I would want to be on Scream the third season
one through three, one through three. Then I would want
to be on all the Slashers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Okay, oh, the show the yeah, the Netflix.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Show, Netflix show. I would also want to be on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
The Resident that we just started watching.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
I already said that I would want to be on Oh,
you had to make me lose it, hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
I would not want to be on Teletubbies.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
No, mm hmmm, I'm good or Barney.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
I never did that many drugs. I think I could
handle Barney well.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
I could do the pantomime very easily.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
You do a good job with that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
You learned from the best Jayce, No me, No, the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Oh that thing right there?

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Yeah, as high fiving the inner idiot picture Tyler Tyler
that no sticker with B words.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Face on it to be American horror story, but like
only the good one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
That's the one. I wouldn't want to be honest. I
don't like it. I didn't like that show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
You need to give it another chance.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Let me just watch Oh There's no fucking stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
The first four four seasons are good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
It's crab apples, it's crab apples. It's skibbity or not skibbity.
I'm not sure what that means.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
I don't know skibbity is good or bad.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
I could always yell it and see what Gunner says.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
I don't know. He gets mad at me when I say.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
It, so well, it might be bad or you're just
not cool. So I guess let's continue drinking and go
get a fire before the light goes out outside.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Because you need sunlight to get a fire going, apparently
to see it's what fires for burn ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Bb right, Google Potty, thank you guys for joining us.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Yeah, make sure you guys are awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Our website Grace Tapper dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Well, don't go to it yet because it's not updated.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Tell me when I have time to update it any day?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Yes, because I work nine hours when you get home.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Okay, why don't you update it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I don't know how. Okay, then shush it. But you do,
then shush it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
I don't get paid enough.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
You wanted it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Better than tree?

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Anything's better than link tree. Go check out Grace tapferm
dot com for with it for some stuff that's there,
Patreon with our merch store. We've got some cool stuff
in the merch store. We've got uh pillows, tots, posters, shirts,
all kinds of shirts, hoodies, yep, we have hoodies, cell
phone cases, onesies for babies, lawnmowers.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
We don't have lawnmowers yet. We will ticker on a lawnmower,
a taper lawnmower, or a magnet either one that too. Uh.
We are also going to be at Raptor Con in Evansville, Indiana.
So if you guys listening are in the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Area of Evansville, Indiana.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
September thirteenth at twelve thirty in Panel room, see Mike
and I are going to try to destroy each other
in a make you laugh battle. Also, we will have
goodie bags with a bunch of shit. It's not literal shit,
but so it's a battle of wits it is. And

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there's so many cool uh celebrities that are going to
be there. The guy that plays Pinky Yacko and.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Raphael Rael from the late eighties Ninja Turtles cartoon.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Uh, what's it? Captain Man, the Lawrence brothers, all three
Lawrence brothers. So please guys, if you guys are in
the area, you want to come check us out.

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Please Joey Matthew and the other one that no one cares.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
About, Andrew that one Andrew, uh, but no, grab a
ticket come and see us on Saturday. Please come and
support us if you get a chance, we would really
appreciate it.

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And that'll do it for this week. We'll see you
guys next week. We love you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Audios Arivaderci, Austome and Yanna, So.

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Bye bye. Come is not body. We feel like we
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Maverython as always. Thank you for joining us for this episode.

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