October 20, 2025 • 85 mins
This week, Taproom of Terror continues with our hot takes on horror films. Both Mike and Tab had some amazing hot takes.
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Speaker 1 (00:40):
What's going on? Everybody. Welcome to the fourth episode of
tap Room of Terror twenty twenty five, The Grace Taproom Podcast.
I am your co host, Mike and joining me as always,
If Tina from Halloween four was a real person, she'd
be the.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Trash can Tina's and Halloween.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Or Halloween five, good try. You know what I meant.
You are the real life embodiment of Tina from Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, because I'm cool as ship.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Nobody likes her.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I like her. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I got a text from Jason says, fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Tina, Tina. Yes, Tina is annoying. I'm not that annoying.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You're not Tina annoying.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm not Tina annoying.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Fuck you, Tina, not the actress. You did such a
good job at making us hate you. That proves that
you that that shows your grit as an actress. Yes,
you're that good that we hate you. We hate Tina,
not you. Everyone hates it is popularly it is. You
were the only person who likes tinat that no bullshit.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
M hogwash. Well good good, good job. That was pretty
good until you said four.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's how people feel about Tina from Halloween five.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And I'm glad you brought that up because you know,
I'm wearing my Hide and Seek Champion since nineteen seventy.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Eight shirt Halloween won Uno.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Mass nineteen seventy eight. Yeah, found it at Major and
it is comfy. It is so comfy.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Are you proud of Tapriam of Terror this year? Yes,
it's been fun. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Last year, I do believe is what like, is the
best last year? Last year's Taproam of Terror was great.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah. Well that's because we did the whole Halloween franchise.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well not just that, but we also had.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I was like giving you a suitcase full of money.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I won money in the bank.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Cash, that's you, that's your Women's World championship. Yeah, you
get to talk about how the whole the whole, the
whole franchise, the whole whole franchise, the whole franchise.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
But no, like you you literally were like, hey, let's
talk about Halloween. I was like cool nineteen seventy eight,
and then I was like, well, let's expand on that
a little bit here. I mean I had a whole
fucking diagram and everything. Yeah, so I went hardcore on that.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And as a little uh, I'm gonna just put the
tip in and say that next year Dracula two thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh my god, we're gonna kick it off.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Maybe might be our closer.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Maybe it's in the middle, could be closed.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Maybe it's the second episode.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That is the third time you've dropped that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I know. So it's the teaser trailer. But no, like
that's the trailer right there, cut it, cut it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's the trailer. Now got to last year, we had
true crime episodes.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
We did U which yesterday was the anniversary. We did
Danny Rawlings the Gainesville Ripper. That's who goes Face is
based off of Yes. Since we can't do a Scream episode,
I went the next best route.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I mean we can.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
We've already done Scream Yeah, early early in our careers,
like fifteenth episode.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Something like that. We can always bring it back for
the seventh. They have the seventh.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, a full franchise run. Let's do that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's break it down. That's after your birthday. Sure, so
we'll do it in March. Absolutely so, uh, longest episode yet.
Then we had LEAs Mock Battle Tone which in Kentucky. Yeah,
and then of course we rounded it out.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
With that counts as a true crime. It does because
witches are criminals. No women to jail right now. Women
who can read are criminals.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay, you're jealous that they can read and you can't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I can read. That's very slowly. I can read.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, Okay, it takes you two minutes to read a
damn meme that I send you.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I have forty year old eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I also have thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You're still in your thirties. I don't advance your age.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm almost there. I don't advance your I don't need glasses.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I am there. I got boots on the ground. I'm
fighting in the war right now. You just got drafted.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, but I've had pause.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Don't care who Perry is.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's a person who's gonna kill you in your sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What's your name, Perry, Perry? What's your last name? Man E? Pause?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
See man e pause pause pause your man?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, Perry, Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Anyway, Halloween Fern was great. Shut the fuck up, Jesus,
So we got to talk about Halloween last year. So
last year, I feel I'm gonna sit here and shut off.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm goofing, I'm goof I got silly brain.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, you got beer brain. That's what that is. Same thing, No,
there's a different Silly brain is like when you're tired,
and beer brain is when you're just stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, that's slap happy when you're tired.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Anyway, I feel last year's taproom was better than this year,
but this year was fun. Every time we can get
into any kind of scary stuff for horror movie stuff
or anything spooky. Uh yeah, and one hundred and ten
percent down, unless it's Lord of the Rings and then
I'm three thousand and fifty five million percent down.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well, we do have a uh tap room of terror
bonus and unadvertised at what we have. It's a surprise, yes,
yesterday I only advertised four of the five. Yes, the
fifth and finale is a surprise after this. Yeah. Yeah,
because we're taking Halloween off this year.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yes, so we're doing general episodes this week. Yeah, just
for the simple fact of you guys get a great episode.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Even though Halloween's fourteen days away. Shout out less than that,
shout out Halloweens. Well we're for right now, Yeah, for
right now.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, you're fine.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Halloween's twelve days away.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Eleven.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Halloween's on a Friday this year. I'm so excited. Yeah,
we could stay up all night. Well, I mean we
do that anyway, even if it's during the week.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well not all night. We can stay up till one
thirty this time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That's if I make it that far. Good God, I've
been passing out at midnight.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
We'll stay up till eleven fifteen, eleven thirty, okay, well
I will know. I want to watch SmackDown.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, so eleven.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Saturday morning, SmackDown. We'll watch SmackDown Saturday morning on the first.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I think they're going to have a Halloween episode.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Do that?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Has has rest ever had a Halloween episode?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, hall lame, Sweet, you better come out dressed as
the American Badass is retired. Let him rest. He's he's done,
all right, he's too old. He said it himself. Stop
asking him to come back. I'm talking about the Undertaker obviously,
all right.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So I'm going to get to the shot out real quick.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, I don't know where you Oh, there's yours.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's behind me.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Okay. So this week's shoutout goes to a new friend
of the show. He's been a friend for a long time. Uh,
and friend because we were able to guest on his
episode tonight, which will be released I think sometime in March.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Look forward in March. Yeah, in March.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
But we'll let you guys know of course as always. Uh,
but two cheers.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'm stoked to grow on this friendship because he kicks ass.
He is awesome, He's a cool guy. I really enjoyed
hanging with him for the little time that we did tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So shot to stew World Order. Make sure you check
him out stew World Order. So his his format is
super cool. Yeah, we got to choose.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Uh, it's the sober version of our show.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It is. I like that for the most part when
we talk about comic books, totally relatable for movies. Yeah,
but no, we picked numbers and uh, he gave us
three numbers to pick. We picked three numbers. Out of
those three numbers, we got a movie which was from
a comic book made into a movie.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And let's say what it is, let's sleep sense.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, yeah, suspense. So yeah, cheers, just STU World.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Order, shout out, shout out. You're an awesome guy. Looking
forward to growing on the friendship that wasn't half.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I thought you were doing half, oh yeah, to save
half for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well he's that cool.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
He gets double, so I should go ahead and finish this.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
That's your call, that's your shot. You do whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's sour blue raspberry, that's peachy peaches.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We'll get another one next week for the next shout out,
whoever it is.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hold on, that's spicy.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
You know what's funny to me. You're the one that
wanted to bring back the shoutout and you have been
having issues with every single one in your defense, though
a lot of them were tequila or yeah, but bourbon.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
My mouth is on fire.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Don't think less of her. Amos and Jeff No.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I can't shoot bourbon. I can sip bourbon.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
It is a sipping beverage that if you shoot bourbon
or whiskey, you're probably in college.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Sorry, I'm drooling.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
If you take your time, I'm trying, it's your edit anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Now I'm gonna let everybody listen to the silence of
me drooling.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I wish you know what I think You've just you
inspired me to put elevator music on the soundboard. So
while you're in silence trying.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
To yourself or gathering.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, yeah, come back to your thoughts. I'll just play
elevator music. You know what, I really, I really.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That I'm gonna do that. Anytime there's a silence.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'm gonna put a button that says elevator music on
the soundboard.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
By the time find it, i'll be done.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No, I'm gonna have it sat up ready to go on.
As soon as you do your shot, I'm just gonna
hit the elevator button music. Where the elevator music button.
So on this week's episode of Uh Tap Roof of Terror,
we are doing we are doing horror movie hot takes.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Hot takes. I see an eighties band when that happens,
Like when somebody's like hot takes and it's like hot.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Take, and I do have someone to shout out real quick?
Uh jacked up? Review show podcasts had some did I
want to go ahead? And yes, has had a few
that I want to get through and then we'll get
into ours. If that's okay with you, Yeah, cool, let's go.
Wish Master is a classic, and Candyman is still the
(11:49):
best sequel to the first film. The Candyman remake, I'm
assuming is what he's speaking of Jordan Peele has more
awful plot twists than Chris Nolan and m night shot line.
There is no good Halloween movies. Let me say that.
I don't know what he means by that, like Halloween
(12:10):
themed movies or is he speaking of Halloween John Carpenter, Yeah,
I don't know. Elms Nightmare on Elm Street five and
six need more love. I'll give him that. All the
Predator films rule, Alien films suck after part three. No
(12:30):
Freddy versus Jason is the best of two thousand and three. Also,
I disagree with that, and hell Raiser one through eight,
Reboot and night Breed are creative. I will disagree there too, because.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Wait till I get to my hot takes.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Do you have a pinhead? He heartake, go hold on,
and now you go ahead and kick us off with
our hot takes.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
So I'm gonna be bouncing all over the place while I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
In and we'll go You do one, I'll do one. Okay,
we'll go back and forth. Well then one each want
me to go first, you go first, take it away.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So keep in mind what you guys heard from Jacked
Up the I have those listed, but they're kind of
in the middle of my list. So first one is.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And shout out again jacked up film review pot. Yes,
thank you for your submission. We appreciate you, firs.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Thank you only submission. Well he had submissions nobody else. No,
that's fine, but oh so uh terrifier is absolute dog
shit garbage.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Will take that off of my list.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It is nothing but torture porn I had.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I had all of the terrifier movies or trash yep. Well,
but since it's your hot take and you read it,
why do you think that.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Over use on the Gore? I mean, yes, today's people
are like Gore fiends and they want the next level
and they tried to get there. There's no storyline, there's
no fucking plot. It's literally a guy running around in
a fucking clown costume just killing people, just randomly killing.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Can I just say that Gorfhin sounds like a drug.
I would love to.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Take gorfin Yeah, yeah, grfy Oh. I need a text
Angie like right now.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So if you're a pharmacist or if you work for
big pharma, hit us up. We have a drug idea
for you, right and we will be your drug dealers.
I will work for a big pharma if it means
I can't sell gorfens. It's a spooky drug. It is
put it in your kid's trick or treat. Don't do that. No,
(14:35):
don't put it in the parents tree.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Definitely, but no terrifier. It was kind of like, hey, guys,
we have X amount of dollars to spend, and let's
use all of that money for blood and guts and
pay actors and actresses who don't know what the fuck
they're doing to to just show up and action, and
(15:02):
let's just dump bloot on them as we cut limbs off.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, like there is no play.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's two girls walk into a This is all I
remember is two girls walk into a diner and they're like, oh,
hi baby, what are you doing? And then boom like
they're getting sowd in half with the fucking chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I remember we did watch the third one just to
see what the hype was about.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I don't remember that. I remember the second one. I
don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
The third one was the one with the girl in it.
He had a sidekick, the little girl.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That was the second one. No, it's the second. The
third one I don't think has been released yet. I
thought Ria Ripley wanted to be on the third one.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
That's the fourth and it's a Christmas one and it's
coming out.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh fucking gay. Okay, I don't remember any of them
because they're fucking trash. Like hate me if you want to,
but it's it's garbage. It's absolute garbage. Yes, Art the
Clown super cool kind of character. But what they did
with Art the Clown and making him like just why Yeah,
(16:02):
I'm trying to thoughts, but it's one of those things
where it's like everybody fucking loves them.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's like, well why, it's almost annoying.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Annoy Yes, yes, And if you guys have any rebuttal
and you can give me a valid reason as to
why I should like it, I would love, absolutely love
to hear it. I would. I'd give it another shot.
Unfortunately I wouldn't do it sober because there's no way
I would pass out.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I think I think you probably should. Then you can
watch it with a clear mind to understand and better process. Look,
if I had to watch all those but.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
No one could give me the plot if I ask them,
why do you like this? Oh, because there's a little
wood and gore and he kills people. Cool, Well, what's
the fucking plot?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Let's watch any other slasher movie then, because that happens
in those two.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
But at least there's storylines yeaheen Babysitter Killers, Friday, the
Camp Counselor Killers, Scream, Scream high Schoolers. Yeah, and there's
also behind the scenes storylines of Billy Loomis and whatever.
But anyway, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Speaking of Scream, huh, Scream three is the best one
in the whole fucking franchise. Can I tell you why that's.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Not a hot take? Well, for me, it's not.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
But okay, actually a lot of people say it's the
worst of the first three. I know. Do you know
why it's the best?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Why?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Because the other two can't happen without guess what, Roman Bridger?
You don't have Roman Bridge or who was ghost Face?
And Scream three also the only solo ghost Face did
everything alone, also created Billy and Stew's entire fucking reason
for doing what they did. If Roman Bridger didn't do that,
(17:45):
then guess what you don't get Billy and Stew. And
if you don't get Billy killing people and him dying,
guess who else you don't get? You don't get Nancy Loomis.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I love her name.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Who was man Scream two ghost Face yep, who only
killed Randy but still.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yes, but she was the brain. Yes because.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Mickey Mickey.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yes, sorry, I was thinking Micky wanted to get caught.
But Mickey was the bron. He killed everybody, but he was.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The bron everybody except Brandy. Yeah, yep, that's all I
have to That's that is. That's the only argument I need. Well, okay, Roman,
Roman created everything. Yeah, he's a director, Sydney, he directs,
and he soloed all his kills. Yep, he didn't need
(18:34):
a partner like everybody else. That's the only arguments I
need there.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
So my next hot take all the movies that have sequels, Halloween,
Friday the Thirteenth, Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas, Chainsaw, Massacre.
Just need to stop after the second or third one.
If the second one is.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
They should be trilogies as.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Good you Yes, you should stop at trilogy Scream since
you brought that up, Scream three should have been it
done and final? Why bring four? Why bring five? Why
bring six? Now seven?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
What in the fuck dollars?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I know it's a cash grab again, look at Halloween.
You got seventy eight, you got two, you got.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
We know, Mustapha cod Is. He's openly said, yes, money, yes,
give it to me, Please make more. But then these
people love Michael and he makes money.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Or you got five, you got six, you got Resurrection,
you got h two. Oh, you've got Halloween eighteen kills ends.
You have all of this. You have Friday the thirteenth
one through what is it now, twelve, and then you
have the remakes.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
And then the legacy sequels, the Legacy.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Sequels, then you have Friday of Nightmare on Elm Street
one through eight, and then the others, and then like
the remakes, like just the remakes, the remakes. I will
give them that that the remakes are good. They're good.
I love Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. I love. That's another
hot take that I'm about to bring the table. But
(20:11):
I love I love Nightmare on Elm Street remake.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I have a thing about that as well.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I love I mean the Friday the Thirteenth remake. Like
those remakes are really good to me, Like I really
love it. The only remake of a classic.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
That sucks, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Rob Zombies, Halloween Stop after the the the third one, stop,
make it a trilogy and end it. Usually after the
second one, it's garbage. If the second one is better
than the first one, fucking good on you, great job.
Third one should be mediocre at best. But stop stop.
Stop anything after three garbage.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
If you're doing a trilog, If you're doing a trilogy,
the third one should should, should should outweigh the original.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
No, the third one should be where it fucking ends.
Where it's done zip zilch, not ends.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Done well. It needs to have a strong conclusion, wrap
it up. Stop speaking of part threes, hard camera. I'm
only gonna say this one more time. Halloween three should
not be a part of the Halloween franchise. It should
have just been called Season of the Witch as a
standalone film. Okay, I'm gonna rebuttle that. It was pretty
(21:32):
much a fuck you from John Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Okay, John Carpenter. He wanted to to create something different,
but of course, so yeah, said no, needs to be
part of the franchise. We need money.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Then you should have put Michael in it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
He was mentioned.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No, he should have been in it.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I know he was mentioned.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
As the protagonist antagonist.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But you got to realize though, that John Carpenter wanted
to do something different, and this is how he got
his creative freedom to try something different.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
They had to throw the Halloween brand on it, but.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
They threw the Halloween brand on it for money, please.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
And it's not a Halloween.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Movie Halloween Season. But it is not a franchise Halloween franchise, No,
it is not. It just carries the name. It's the
same thing as hotels. So if you look at hotels,
everybody's like, oh, you work at this hotel that's associated
with the same name hotel in halfway across the country. Yes,
(22:39):
we have the same name of the blank hotel. But
we're not affiliated. We're not associated. We're a franchised hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, I understand where you're coming from.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I get your hot take on that most people season
of the which should be the title of the movie,
not Halloween three. Yes, Halloween four is Halloween three.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yes, agreed.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
And don't get me started on the Curse of Michael Myers.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Uh nope. Fuck, I only know two people that actually
like that movie.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
My heart is broken to this day for Paul Rudd
for kicking off his his illustrious career.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
But there's a lot of people who heard that got
their start in ship ass movies.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I know, if you want to be an act you
gotta you gotta shovel ship first.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
What is going on with this?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
All right, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Next one, Chuck, he's a bitch. I fucking hate Child's Play.
That is like one of my least favorite horror movies ever.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Child's Play is the reason I love horror movies in
the first place. For you, r I p ed Gail.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Ed Gail was such a sweet man. Yes, I had
a great time meeting him.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And he actually uh became became an an actual friend.
I every time he would do a lot, he would hey, Mike,
what's up.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah he actually added you.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, we were actually friends on social media. You didn't
add him, yeah, and that is so cool.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
But anyway, so Chuckie's lame, like it's a fucking doll.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
The first one is good. I did.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It should have fit once a long time ago, and
I think it's trash.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
It should have been a one off.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Bravo Brad Dolriff. I fucking love you. Yeah, you are
a god among men tongue. Well, yeah, that's why.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Because he killed Saramon. Well he helped kill Saramon.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Do anything to Sarmon, Sarmon killed him. But anyway, that's
another one. But no, Chucky, Chucky's bitch. I fucking I don't.
I don't get the hype of a doll running around
stabbing you and killing you. This is a bee, but no,
I I horror movie to me. It's not a top
tier like everybody shows it is. It's a bee.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well no, that and your opinion is wrong, but it's
not validated.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
All right, what's your next one?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
That's a hot take that really hurts my my my
three year old self, you know what. I'm just gonna
say it, and then you go, all of Rob Zombies's
movies are dogshit ass trash. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I don't have that on here, because I knew you
were gonna say that, Rob Zombie.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times.
So one of one of the fuck your movies?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, like there, what what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Fuck you and fuck your movies?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Like yeah, cool, you have a plot.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Devil's Rejects Terrifier exists because the director had a boner
for you. That's it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Devil's Rejects is literally a knockoff of Texas Chansall Masker,
Yeah or No, House of a Thousand Corpses, same thing.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
All his movies outside from Halloween, they're all the exact
same movie.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Now, I will give him props that the first Halloween
his own take Fuck your Wife, it was it was good.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Go ahead, I learned. I learned a thing yesterday.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It was good. It was a good adaptation because no
one else. I'll give him credit that he had the balls.
He had the balls enough to say, Hey, I'm gonna
take this movie on, this movie that so many horror
fanatics love, and it's there, it's their blood, it's it's
in their their soul. I'm gonna take this on and
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I'm going to make it happen. This is my adaptation.
Bravo for the balls to do that.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Fuck you And John Carpenter said, Yeah, that sucked.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
That is not what I was going for, Homie.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Nope, I just hold it. I just wanted to throw
that in there. Yeah, I just poured a little extra
couple of dubes of gasoline in there.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
No, that's literally what John Carpenter said. He said, good
job at trying, but it's garbage.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You tried. Yeah, here's your gold star retard.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, not even gold star. It's like he got third plaze, like.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You gotta c minus. Yes you pass it sucked, but
at least you try it.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I just hate the way that Rob Zombie makes everything
white trash. Yeah, I guys, think about it.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Here's a movie. Here's a modern movie set in modern day.
But let's put them in bell bottoms and everything has
seventies tones to it.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
But they're growing up in Valley Station here in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, but everyone's but mentally and appearance wise, everyone is
still stuck in nineteen seventy four. Yes, it's twenty twenty
five in this movie, but no, we're gonna play led
Zeppelin and wear bell bottoms and flower power.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yep. I mean I love that. I think that's probably
what I liked about that one.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That's cool if you go to Bonarou.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
And that's what I like about Rob Zombie is the
seventies vibe, because I'm all about seventies.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I like the seventies vibe, but make it take place
in the fucking seventies.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You have the same actors every single fucking movie. Same actors. Yes,
I get it. They're your key characters, like they're the
people you.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Can rely on, you know, the people who are good
enough to work for you.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
But Sherry, come on, get some more, get some other
ones in here, give them a chance. I was gonna
say something else, and I can't remember what I was
gonna say.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, my turn, Oh can I say the thing I
learned real quick? So Rob Zombie and his dog shit
retard of a wife moved into what they thought was
a Oh this is a quiet neighborhood in a town
and there's no noise and it's very peaceful. I don't know,
but they moved next door to you guessed it a
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skate park. Guess what Sherry Moon Zombie did. Went to
the skate park and yelled at the kids to be quiet.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Karen, Yes, yes, I knew she was on.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Your skateboards are too loud. Can you please be quiet.
It's a fucking skateboard park. We're not in a parking
lot out in the public doing this. We're in a
skate park.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, you're the one that moved.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
There are ramps, rails and stair sets here and bowls
and we are skating them. This is where we are
supposed to do this.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You want me to pull up, cunts. I want to fight.
I think she knew number three and she I'll show
you the video on not right now?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, no, well not now, obviously, cunts.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I want to fight. Sherry Moon is number four on
my phone.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
She should move to number two.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Okay, so my next one is uh jacked up. Movie
reviews said, Candy Man is awesome. It's fucking lame.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That movie made me want to sleep in my parents' bed.
The original, the first one, yea, but I was a child.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It's it's a it's a different spin on Bloody.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Mary Tony Todd.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It is, and it's great, Like that's cool.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Tony Todd was ideal for that role.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
He was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
It's it's fucking and he's a he's a horror legend.
But shut Out Man is just The first one is good.
The Jordan Peel remake or sequel, I don't know. Is
everything everything after sucks? The first one is good. Yep,
I'll give you that, but I I vibe with you
(30:05):
there again.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Candy Man was literally like every other horror movie franchise
that was produced in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
It was literally See the Man came out in the
early nineties.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well it was sucked dry.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Any horror movie that had a great following when it
first came out has been literally drained dry.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I feel like you might want to watch the original
again or you should not. You want to, I feel
like you should give it a give it a second chance.
I like it. I like it. But if you don't,
then that's totally cool.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
No, I'm not giving it a chance as long as
it's not the Jordan Peele one.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
No, no, that one sucked it all all of Jordan
Peele's movies or shit.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That's I'm getting there.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Uh, what's your next Friday? The thirteenth Part six is
the best one. It's good. Do you know why? Why?
It's the you know why? It's the most iconic. If
you look at any any merchandise sell that has Jason
without his mask, it's that one. He's dead, He's a zombie.
That's where it started.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Gotcha, That's where it started. Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
That is the most iconic version of Jason.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Woarheatsta.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah. You never you never see anything, and if you do,
it's rare.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
No other Jason movie has him without.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
His mask, with his normal face post six.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, post death, it's always Jason.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah. Well you see his kid for him, yeah, but
you don't.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
See his actual face, so six is yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah. Also every picture of Jason that you see is
him holding the uh one of the rails from the
fencing in the cemetery where he came out where he
stabbed Tommy, who is the adult version of Corey Feldon's
character from four. Yes, yep, that's that's that's the opening
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secret after his first kill and part six.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
I'm really hoping that Gunner will let me mess his
face up before he goes out, like he lets.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Me put put won eye on him and he's fine,
lump it a little bit. You gotta shave his head
skin bald too.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
He would not go for that.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
My next one is hell Raiser is overrated. It is
so boring, so dumb, all of them are.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
That's the one I've been trying to think about all week,
but it never came to me, and I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I don't understand what everyone's fascination with hell Raiser is.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Now.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I do know the BDSM community loves hell Raisers and.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
That's why it's popular.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
That's the the BDSM commune. Yes, like no, no, no,
ill will at all on the BDSM community. But at
the same time, it's like why, Like I get it
that they.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Shout out Matt Mish to death and Rhea Ripley. It's
I threw Matt Mish's brain onto the screen and it
just rolled down.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I'm I'm all about that life Like you want to
do that, go write the fuck ahead, but.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
You can do it. Hey, hell Razor, you can do.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
It, Razor, Like that is a garbage movie. It's a
garbage movie, boring.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Really boring, Like I can't Yeah, the nineteen seventy oh wait,
no hold on, oh shit, I'm skipped I skipped ahead.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Uh. It's on the same tone. Though. The two thousand
and three remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is better
than the original. It is the kills are so much
more creative. If you want to, I'll listen to it.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
So you have to realize that in nineteen seventy four,
when it came out that they only had horror movies
as in Dracula and Wolfman and Universal Monsters, not Speratu.
They didn't have the blood, guts and gore like we
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do today. If it wasn't for seventy four Texas Chainsaw
massacre leading into it to making other people be like, hey,
it's cool, we can do blood, guts and gore. They
that two thousand and three textas Chainsaw masaker would have
never happened. Put your brain, yeah, like, wipe your brain
completely clean and go back and watch seventy four not
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knowing anything about horror movies that you know right now,
which is a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
It's a lot that would it's if it's fifty percent
of my brain.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
So it would be the same thing as you know,
back in the day when hitchhiking was common and you
could get a like you weren't worried about getting murdered. Actually,
well it wasn't media like, it wasn't socialized as much, like, yes,
there's a missing person, but it's not going to be
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everywhere like you see today, is what I'm saying. Well,
like you could open your phone and see, oh, fourteen
different people in sixteen different states have gone missing.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well through the seventies and eighties, most serial killers, about
seventy percent of their victims were hitchhikers.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I know. But what I'm saying though, is you didn't
know that until the hitchhikers were found dead.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, so that really.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Didn't deter you. Yeah, everything that happened in the seventies
was not normalized right like it is today.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yes, two thousand and three was better because of graphics
because they could get away with the or factor. In
nineteen seventy four, Texas, Chancell Masacer, they were hobbs. Toby
was pushing limits.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Toby Whopria was.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Pushing the limits.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Oh yeah, And I'm not what I'm not trying to
discredit him from that at all.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I mean, I will agree with you two thousand and
three is better visually because they could do more.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I'm talking about the acting.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
But for the seventies, that was really good.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
It was okay, it was it was good. It wasn't bad.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
They didn't have trailers. It wasn't to where they could dressed.
They didn't have a time frame to where they can say, oh,
I need to go take a mental health break. In
nineteen seventy four, it was film film film film, film, film,
film act back back back, back back back, like here,
they could be like, eh, I need to take a break.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
There was a lot of stuff, So it depends on
the film.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, well today as I'm talking twenty two years ago
as Yeah, they had it's it's a totally different time frame. Yeah,
it was a great remake, fantastic remake, but I have
an awesome remake. Have to disagree that it's better. It's
different time zones, it's different. Yeah, it's different.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
No, I feel what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I just that's that is one hot take I am against.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Okay, I just if you're if you're gonna put both
of them in front of me, that's the one I'm
going for. Is the three right? I like. I like
the acting in it better. I like the story behind
it better.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Same story though ish, there's just more character, there's differences,
there's more carrot. Okay. So nineteen seventy four, Texas Chancel Masaker,
you got to touch on the Hewittt family. Yeah, you
have to touch on them. You you kind of got
introduced to Paul, You got introduced to fuck the crazy
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guy cuts his hand. I can't think of his name off.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
That's lord Z by the way.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yes, but you you got introduced to them, but you
didn't really get to grow with them as a character
as they did in two thousand and three. You got
to grow on the sheriff. You got to see how
much of a piece of shit he was. You have
to grow on Jedediah. You thought, oh, it's a cute kid.
Oh he's gonna save them.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
As if there was.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
A kid in seventy four, you'd be like, oh, you'd
be the same way. Oh a worried about the kid.
They didn't introduce the characters as good. They didn't give
you enough storyline to really feel except for Sally and.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Franklin.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
No frank Franklin, So you didn't really get to see
Sally and like, those are the only two that you
knew of the other ones. The reason why that they
didn't interact with them as much is because they were
going to die.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
That's why I like the remake better is.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Because they make you attached to the charter.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
It gives you the spectrum for each individual character is broader.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
The timeline though, like the seventy four to two thousand.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Right, No, I got it, I got you. Yeah, So
that's fine. I just I think there's there's more attention
to detail in the remake than there is in the original.
That's why I think it's better. I'm not saying the
original is dog shit compared to because I love the original.
It's one of my favorite horror movies of all time. Yeah,
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mainly because John Dugan is a friend of ours. Grandpa. Yeah,
show for that fucker around for a whole last weekend,
and it was the greatest weekend in my life.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
It was Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and I learned.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
So many things about that film from him on our
drunken car rides back to his house.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Oh man, I remember he told me I was pregnant
with Gunner that year.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
I had to stop and pick up a case of beer.
And you know how funny it is having a pregnant
old belly with a picking up a case of bear.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I Travis let me have the weekend off to spend
it with him.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
No, he made you work when you got to the work,
to the to the haunt because you had to line act.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, but he he was fine with me just chilling
at his table, though, which is great. All right, turn
go for it.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
CGI in horror movies is garbage.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
It can wait.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Horror movie, any horror movie. There's nothing better than a
practical effect.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Well give me, give me a for give me a
for instance, or do you have an example. I didn't
think about that, Okay, no, I was just wondering. I
didn't think about that.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
But now, like practical effects is always going to be
better yeah than a CGI. Like, yes, CGI now in
twenty twenty five is phenomenal, It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I think it depends on the horror movie. Yeah, let's
look at Slasher's Yes, you're correct, but now let's go
to Predator or Alien.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Then that's still talking about like fantasy horror. But still, yes,
horror needs CGI. Yeah, it's like when you rip a
body open.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I don't know if you were speaking in all of
horror or specific subgenres Slasher, one hundred percent agree with
you on that. I now will die on that hill
with you.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I mean, Tom Savini.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
But if you're going into scipho horror like Predator or Alien, you.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Would need some of that.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
It's it helps, yeah, it helps, but no, uh yeah overall.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I yes, I am with you on this is a
lot better CG. Yeah, and I feel like you're gonna
be with me online the Nightmare and Elve Street remake.
Fucking rules, thank you, thank you, fucking rules.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I thought that they gave you more backstory on Freddy
than the original.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I like that Freddy.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I think he did a great job. He was so good.
He made it. I had Robert England and.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
He didn't try to be Robert England. He tried to say,
you know what, this is my character. Now I'm gonna
do it this way.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I can't think of his name. I'm Freddy Krueger was
a beating Jeff bet No beating.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Nope, Nope, nope, nope, hold.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
On slat slat slappies.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Not marrin elm Street remake.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
But no, I agree with you one and ten percent.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
If I had Jackie Earl Haley.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Hailey, I was with the E at the End of.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Day and it's got Kyle Gallagher in it.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
It has Kyle Gallagher. He's fantastic, he's amazing.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
He's so fucking on his one episode of The Walking
Dead season five opener.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah, he was so good. He was also in Jennifer's Body.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
He was in a lot of horror movies.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
But no, if I had Robert England in one ear
and Headley in the other, Earl Haley Hailey in the other,
and they both were doing ky voices back and forth, and.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
The era versus Casey, Katie Cassidy.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Katie Cassidy, was it the Black Canary? But no, I
I think God, it was such a good remake. I
thought it was very well done. They they gave more
depth to Nancy and the characters around her and Freddy
Jesus Christ. I love the way that they actually in
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the in the remake that they made him like they
pointed out that he liked Nancy, he liked the little ones.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
It showed you that he was a predator. A predator.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yes, they didn't hint Yeah, because if you go back
to the original Nightmare on Elm Street, you don't know
why why is he attacking Nancy's.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
There's a couple of like it's in the first Elm Street.
It's when he's with Nancy alone in her nightmare. It's
kind of hinted at a little bit often, well not
a little bit, it's I mean it's hinted at. But
in the remake you see more of that. It's still
hinted at, but the hint is.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Bigger, right, Yeah, I mean he has pictures and yeah,
he's talking to Nancy in the remake like you were
my favorite.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
And in the remake, when you get to his basement
where he used to sleep. There's photos of her.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yes, that's what I'm saying, is I really dig into
why Freddy is going after her?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
And he even says you were my favorite?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yes, yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Plus his Freddy voice is cool. I like that he
he added on to the to the already iconic character.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
But it's really whispery and smoky. Yeah, where it's damage
from the fire.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
And yeah in the boiler.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Room, see yeah, and it's not nn shoe.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
And I feel like I feel like everybody's nightmares are
a little more intensified. There's more depth to it, which
shows callbacks to the original, which I think is great.
And I love that there's callbacks. I love when there's
always callbacks to the original. I think that's awesome because
they're not like, oh, we're just gonna make this movie
and call it the same fucking thing and make it
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a brand new. No, they're showing, yeah, this is a reimaging, imagining,
reimaging remake. There's owing yes, we're taking what they did,
but we're gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
With it again. And that's what Rob Zombie did with Halloween.
He gave a lot of callbacks to certain things.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
And to quote Courtney Cox, and.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
You failed miserably. No, he did good, he did fine.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
But I don't admit that. Edit that out. I'm not
admitting that.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Now. I love the remakes oo callbacks to the original,
like they're giving them kudos, like they're they're saluting them
of thank you for making this movie.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Except for his Halloween too.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, Halloween two sucks ass. But anyway, to.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Quote Jace, what the fuck was that?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
What the fuck was that?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Arlei, Army, what the fuck was that? What the fuck
was that? All? Right? Your turn? Sorry, I rambled on.
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
I get so emotionally attached to.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
The Hereditary sucks. The Witch sucks. Talk to me sucks,
Bobby Duke sucks.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Say less. I will say the last twenty minutes of
Hereditary are fucking awesome.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
That's the only good part. Yeah, the fucking climax and
the descend.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Why couldn't you make the whole movie that fucking good?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
So god damn boring the whole fucking movie talk. Everybody's
talking these movies up. It's like, oh my god, they're
so good, they're so good, They're so scary, they're so scary.
I've not seen long Legs, but I heard long Legs
is the exact same way.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I've heard the opposite of that.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Actually, no, I've heard long Legs is great.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I want to Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, but they said it's like it's the same people
who think Hereditary Witch and uh talk to Me are
so scary.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
I'm willing to give long Legs a shot.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Though, I'll give it a shot because of fucking.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Nicholas Cage, friend of the show.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
Those types of artistic movies, they're fucking garbage, Like I don't,
I don't get it, like cool, you did a great
thing being artistic and you had your what is it?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Uh A twenty four.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Some of their movies aren't bad.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Some of them are good. I'll give them that, but
majority of them are trash, kind.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Of like Bloomhouse. They're on the decline.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
I hate that so much.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Looking at You Freaky? What I said, looking at You Freaky?
I hate that movie. The one defense Fawn.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
I love that movie, hate love.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
I think that movie is pure shit.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
I love that movie. It is so fun.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Stop doing horror comedies and just do strictly horror.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
The thing, though, is like Bloomhouse, they only slap their
name on it. I think they only put that they
produced it again. They are putting money and their name
on it to say, hey, I've done this horror movie.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Well, don't do it again.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
But like actual Bloomhouse movies that they're like, we did
everything for this movie. Those are great.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
If they said, hey, we're gonna endorse this movie, we'll
give you a million dollars to put towards the movie.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Oh, don't do that, Like, don't do another Happy Death.
Day two is fine? Yeah, two you get hit. Please
don't make a third. I can only take so much.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
But no A twenty four. Their chain of movies are garbage.
All right, what's your next? Come on?
Speaker 1 (48:31):
I still got Are you ready to? Are you ready
to high five to me and hit the applause button
and be proud of me as your husband and partner
in life and father of your child. It remakes our
are levels ahead of the original levels.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
That is because the remakes are almost word for words,
seen by scene shot shot take it from the book.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Let me put it in wrestling terms. The original is
a jobber, okay. The remake is stone cold Steve Austin.
The remake is levels Yeah. Lev and I will use
all caps.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
So I'm just playing Devil's advocate on this one. Because
the original, not my Tim Curry, was made for TV.
It's a TV.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Adaptation, it still wouldn't have been good.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Swear to fucking God, they better make Rose Red into
a movie. Please, for the love of God, do it.
I want that so bad.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
But anyway, looking at you, James one.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
Oh please, oh please, looking at you, James wond lose
my shit, Bloomhouse, this is your shot at redemption, and
do not make it funny because you're not good at comedy,
Jason bloom You suck at comedy.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Well, you gotta have a little bit of comedy, which
would be emory. We should recap Rose Red.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
I will put it on tap remove terror next year.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
No, we do it soon, okay, anyway.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
We'll do it in January.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
We can do it for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
It'll be your birthday episode. Is that what you want? Yes, okay,
it is one of your favorites, it's one of my Absolutely,
we will do a fan coming February twenty somethings fancast
Rose Red twenty six.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Anyway, the original it was You're gonna crush me in
that by the way, probably will absolutely destroy you in
that Bill Hater. Bill Hater plays all the characters Bill Haters, everyone, everybody,
but no Ellen Rimbauer.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
You should be watching this episode on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
You must build dig the build Bill Hater. Anyway, So
the original it was the adaptation, so they couldn't put
out a whole lot of backstory, and they couldn't like
build the characters the way that they did in the.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
No I Know movies. John Ritter was the best part
of the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
I will one hundred percent agree with you, one hundred
and ten percent.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
If John Ritter wasn't in it, it would have been
way worse, probably way.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
John Ridder's that weird guy who was always on those
Christian TV movies.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
And that's why I said what I said. Also, Tim
Curry didn't do a good job as a psychotic clown.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
He did what they allowed him to do. It's TV.
Remember it's it's not.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Movie, but it's Tim Curry.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
I know. But he could only do as far as
he could go, Like he couldn't do normal Tim Carrett Curry,
I bet he would have.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Jim Carrey and Jim Curry. My tongue got stuck you
tripped and fell on words. I did fuckwords?
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Fell on what? Fuck words? All right?
Speaker 1 (51:52):
We ready go.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
So I'm just gonna say, Jordan Peele sucks at horror
movies and he really needs to fucking good try, my dude,
But when your movies are literally the same plot, the
same characters, the same actors, yes, suck. What do you
(52:14):
think you rob zombie?
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Dane?
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Do you think you rob zombie? I mean I feel
like he's rob Zombie at this point, Jordan Peele, just
just stop, full fucking stop, full fucking stop. Yeah, I'll
go with one more unless you have anything to say
on that one.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
I'm with you on it.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Like great actor. I mean, there might be one or
two of his movies that I can't think of right
now that are great. But no, just done. All right,
I'm gonna go ahead and go for the next one unless, okay,
we'll hurry up, mister take pictures.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Sorry. Dane texted me he's doing a fire pit at
this campsite.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
When are we gonna be invited? Uh?
Speaker 1 (53:00):
The Friday the thirteenth re make of Vote two thousand
and nine is better than most of the originals.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Most of the originals in the franchise of the original
franchise Friday Thirteenth. Yeah, yeah, it's better because the first
one is look great.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Actually, you know what I originally have Friday the thirteenthree
Make You Vote nine is better than the nineteen eighty version.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
I mean it's good.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
But do you know what do you know what the
the remake gives you. It gives you the first, second,
and third movies. Yes, all rolled into one ball.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
Yes it does, Yes.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
It does.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
I like the first and second Friday the thirteenth, Well,
bring me back to my first or second No, I know, yes,
I know is stop after the third stop stop? But no,
I again, it's the timeframe that's kind of what you
have to separate, like, this is what's going to happen
in the eighties, seventies and eighties, and this is what's
(53:59):
going to happen in the two thousands. The two thousands.
You can get away with more than just titties. You
can get away with.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
Literally it is eighties slasher, so titties are required, of course.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Well that's actually one of my hot takes coming up.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
So even in the even in the first night around
Elm Street, you see Nancy's boobies in the bathtub. Cool boobies,
you see one of them?
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Okay, are we ready for the next one?
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
The Exorcist is fucking horrible.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Fuck you boo, where's the boot button?
Speaker 2 (54:35):
I didn't boo? You is I I cannot watch the
whole thing all the way through. I fall asleep. It
is awful.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
It is the og Possession movie.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
I don't care if it's the og Possession movie is iconic.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
You're boring.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
I know the rule. It doesn't love, it doesn't. Well,
I will give I know, I'll give them that part.
Like that was the coolest part. Like they pushed they
they they didn't push boundaries. They cut the motherfucker and
ran right through it.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
Like there were some really cool scenes and like effects
that they were throwing out there. But the whole fucking
storyline is come.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
On, and it gave with it. It gave Linda Blair
so much trauma with it. She physically got hurt. I know,
you throw a child's back out.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Cool, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
She went through hell for that movie, I know.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
But she signed up for it.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
She didn't know what she was getting into that she didn't.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Should have known. That's her parents' fault.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Well you think her parents are going to say, Okay,
what are you doing to her in this one?
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Yes, I would have what are you going to put
my child through? In this nineteen seventy three they wanted money,
That's why they did it. Oh, yes, that's why her
parents did it.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
That is one of the most iconic horror movies of
all time. Oh so boring. You're boring.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
It's like Hereditary, it's not good until the last light.
Well it's not even the last it's.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Called storyline, sweetie. You can't just hit the ground running
with possession. Nope. Wrong, I'm so mad at you for
this right now. I'm genuinely pissed off.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
I should be. That's why it's called hot take. Bitch.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
I'm so fucking mad right now. I'm genuinely not happy.
I don't want to continue with this episode. I'm so pissed.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
See you later.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
No, I can hate you right now.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
That's all right, Glad you do because it is.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
I don't like it. It is so stupid. Like if, ever,
if every movie in the entire world was gone and
The Exorcist was the only thing left, and it's like, hey,
do you want to watch the extra. No, I'm gonna
go jump off a bridge, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
Good.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
I would rather good walk into a burning building.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
You wouldn't have to walk. I would throw you ind
catapult you would you so I could.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Fly one last time?
Speaker 1 (56:56):
Haberieve I can.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
Friends.
Speaker 1 (56:59):
That's okay, because Trick or Treat is the supreme Halloween movie.
It's better than John Carpenter's Halloween. When it comes to
the theme of Halloween. The killer is a literal Jack
o' lantern. Sam Hayne is the killer. He kills you
because you don't celebrate Halloween the right way.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
So they made a character based off.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Of literally Halloween to save Halloween.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Okay, So the original Halloween movie was the essence of Halloween.
Trigger Treat is the revamped version.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
There's more tones of Halloween in Trick or Treat than
there is Halloween.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
But it's not superior.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
It is superior.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
I would like for you, since you hold the Twitter
and I hold the Facebook, to put out.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
A poll of one is better, which is better when
it comes to the theme of Halloween.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
Well, of course, Trigger Treat the theme.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
Of hot That's what I'm going for.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
Yeah, yes, I will agree with you. That Trigger Treat
has the theming for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
That's what I mean, the theme of Halloween.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
Fight you against that is because Trigger Treat does have
the theme. Yeah, I mean it has people coming home
from a Halloween party.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
There's costume shopping, girls leaving to.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Go to a Halloween party. It has teenagers who don't
want to go trigger treating or slightly go trigger treating
at the beginning of the night, but then go and sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
That was Oh you're talking about the bus. Yeah, that
the bus story.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Yes, and then you have murders of you know, principal
killing children. So yes, it gives the theme.
Speaker 1 (58:50):
And let's not forget the most important part is that
Charlie Brown is in fact an asshole.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
He very much isn't Billy Wilkins.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
And and it's all the themes are there and it's
so great that Yeah, that's that's what I meant.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
On Halloween. Which we should play it on repeat this year.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
We're watching it Sunday.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
No, we should literally on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Day, Oh like they do Christmas Story.
Speaker 7 (59:15):
Yes, okay, we should just hit repeat and just play
the whole Tell me where to sign Bud, So if
anybody at the actually I think we should do trick
or Treat Halloween, Trick or Treat Halloween, Trick or Treat Halloween.
Speaker 2 (59:26):
Let's have Halloween playing in the dining room and Trick
or Treat playing in the living room and just hit repeat.
So whichever one you want to watch, you can go
and watch it. I like that, Yeah, Or put Halloween
outside so the noise between both of them.
Speaker 1 (59:39):
If it's not raining.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
If it's not raining, which you said it might be,
I don't know it or made that far in the
fourteen day four or it will be too wet, we'll
find out. Oh you know what, I could probably No,
it's a ten day forecast. That's all I got.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
We'll look at that later. We will. All right, it's
your turn.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Let's see here. Ooh the Shining is fucking god awful
and the sile Doctor Sleep is one hundred times better.
Speaker 1 (59:59):
I was gonna to put that on my list, but
I knew you were too, so I saved it for you.
That's why I didn't put it on my list, because
I know you're hatred for that movie. But Doctor Sleep
does kick ass. Except for that witch chick. I don't
like her.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
She love her, she's she's the never Enough girl from
the Greatest Shoman.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
That's great. I'm glad she got that role. But in
Doctor Sleep she's annoying and doesn't need to be there.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
They love the fact that she kills children though, to
suck their life.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
As a parent. I hated that well.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
I hated that too. I did too.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
That was on my tip. I saw that on my
TikTok this morning while I was waiting to go into work.
Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
It's like, no, I hate it. The baseball kid, yes,
I hate that if you're right home. But but Doctor
Sleep is I'm friends with your dad, that's the rule. Ah,
then what's the password if you're friends with my dad?
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Oklahoma? Oh, that's a safe word.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
That is a safe word.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
But no ginger snaps.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
But that's another horror movie that I really need to watch.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Never seen it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
It's a werewolf movie and I heard it is fantastic.
It's from the nineties.
Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Confused Breakfast just their most episode is American Werewolf in London.
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
I love that movie. Great film. I haven't listened to
the episode.
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Yet, but anyway, so Doctor Sleep is a million times
better than The Shining Somebody was it? Somebody at work?
It was my chief engineer ol. He said that he
loves the Shining. I'm like, well, why it's stupid, it's boring.
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Stephen King doesn't even like that fucking movie, and he's
the reason it exists.
Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Nope, yep, it's because they fucked up.
Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Also, fuck you, Stanley Kubrick for what you did to her.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
You put me on the spot.
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Oh god, you know what I'm talking about. Shelley. Yeah, no, yes, Shelley,
Shelley Melon Melon bellin Melon Bell. Everyone is so screaming
at us right now. Good.
Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I hope you're screaming at your phone or your car
radio right now. Shelley. I know it's Shelley something. If
it's Shelley Long, Shelley Douvall, I was close with Shelley.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Fuck you for what you did to her.
Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Shelley Long was a character that was played. That's right
in the eighties camp counselor female.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Uh set your shorts? No, that was nineties, ampy fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
I'll think of it in a minute anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
So and when we think about you, it makes me
want off art. Sorry, I had to finish the song,
but no.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Shining is fucking terrible. I can't, I cannot. I cannot
with it. It is like again, it's like the Exorcist,
but it's not that the Exorcist. I would watch the Okay,
I would watch the Exorcist over the Shining any day.
Is that a little bit better?
Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Now? Yeah? I feel I'm I'm not now now I'm ad.
First I wasn't mad. I was just disappointed. Now I'm
pissed off. I don't want to hit you now, Okay,
but no, the Shine, fucking women.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Dude, the Shining is probably one of my least.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Faith of all time.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Yes, I cannot.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
You have to at least respect the actorsist for what
it is and what it did for that subgenre of
horror movies. Better film, all practical effects too, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
And that's that. That's what I'll give it, is that
it had better scenes, better shots, better practical effects. Like yeah,
they didn't never mind, let's go next.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
All right, you're gonna hate this. Hocus Pocus sucks and
it's overrated and the secret was so unnecessary. It hurt
because it's a cash grab.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
It is a cash grab. The second one's a cash grab.
I like the original because of the nostalgia effect.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Your girl and girls like Hocus Pocus. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
No, it's not just because I'm a girl and I
like it. It's the nostalgia of yeah, I well, you
gotta also realize my background. I know it's a cloud
to watch slash horror movie. I know, so it was.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
This isn't the this isn't for you. I know you
like it, and that's fine. I'm okay with you liking it.
Everybody else ause you let me smash these fuckers. Fuck.
Focus Pocus might let you smash the No one would.
Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
They might let you smash.
Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
I'm grossed out if I touch myself.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
I know Tyler would let you smash.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Fuck Tyler, not literally, he wants to take I don't
want to go camping and watch Pocus with you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
But no, like Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown and Garfield and
Earnest and all of that shit, Like that's what I
could watch. Yeah, oh, watch Slashers.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
And Scared Stupid is on the sunt Tier Sunday, Top
Tier Sunday. We're watching it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Hocus Pocus, Yes I will. That's like Halloween Town. That's
another hot take of mine. Halloween Town is overrated. Yes,
I've never seen it, but because everybody talks about it
like it's the god tear of horror and Halloween.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
It's a nostalgic female horror or Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Movie, but it is nostalgic. Yeah, I will give them
that now. I do remember when I was a child
watching Hocus Focus, it did kind of creep me out.
Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I did kind of crush on Sarah Michelle Geller or
Sarah Jessica Parker. Wrong Sarah, oh well no. Also also
also not my Buffy.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I mean I also crushed on Factory Banks, both voice.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
And Ernie or Ice.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Ooh Ernie.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Oh you mean Richard Speck from Monster. Yeah, you didn't know.
It wasn't that wild?
Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Oh my god. I was found that out. I was
today years old.
Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Ship. I was waiting on you to be like, I
know that face.
Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
I knew the face. I didn't say anything, but then
when I was researching Ship and I looked at it,
I was like, what Ernie's getting fucked.
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
In the Ernie is Ice? It was how many times
I have to tell you, man, it is Ernie. I
do love that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
That that is Balkan Skull.
Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
That is okay, So Bulkan Skull is Batman Jay and
Ice is Robin. I'll give him that probably amongst the
best characters in the movie. I think I just think
Bette Miller sucked. I don't like her anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I know you don't. I know you don't, but I
feel like hocus Pocus was Oh my.
Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
God, it's Kathy to Jimmy too, and I do like her.
Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
She is funny, but it's hocus Pocus.
Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Was okay, fine, hocus Pocus is all right, It's okay. Yeah,
changed my mind on it. You got me to change
one of my opinions.
Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
It's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
That's fucking great. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
It's family friendly, it's funny, it's scary.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Bye bye bye.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Yes, I mean it's it's a cult classic.
Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
At this point it is all right, fine, I'll give
it its flowers. I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
The second one is one hundred and fifty thousand million
percent of cash grab.
Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I hate I think that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
I cannot stand it. It is absolute garbage.
Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
You could have given that money to homeless veterans instead.
Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Or an animal shelter, yeah, or many animals.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Or divided and divide and split it amongst the two things,
or give it to the actors ticket.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Who will take it performed in Yeah, Grace tafform.
Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Which, yeah, subscribe to our Patreon Disney.
Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
We're getting down to the last little bit I have.
I have four, Come on phone, I have four?
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I have three?
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Okay, well then I'll go for that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Have three now? Okay? Good? So uh.
Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
The movie Megan is just a new age of child's
play because it's garbage. It's a little kid who gets
a doll and the doll comes to life and it
starts killing people.
Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Child's play. I yes, a no, Megan sucks Bluemhouse, yep, yeah,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
I hate going No, I hate Megan and two point
oh just came out and I don't care to see
it at all. I don't want to waste my money.
I don't even want to take the two hours it's
going to take to watch that movie. I would rather
go soak my back soak in a bath of acid
than fucking would.
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
You rather watch The Exorcist? Yes, boom, that's two. We're
getting their boys, we're getting there, we're getting their folks,
We're bringing her around.
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
I would rather go get my hoohah waxed with duct tape.
Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
But that's one of my favorite parts that you don't
hurt yourself, gentle no.
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
What I'm saying, though, is it's awful. All right, what's
your what's your next?
Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Found footage? Horror movies more deserve way more love than
they're getting.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
They deserve so much more credit.
Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
You gotta, uh sub make more Found footage. Yeah, don't
make it VHS. No, but if you want to, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
But VHS is are kind of getting kind of blee.
They should have stopped at three. No.
Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
No, yeah, four, they should have stopped it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Four.
Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
But no, give give found footage its flowers because those
movies kick ass and they're fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Oh my god, there was that one Found footage movie
where they go into the building and then there's the
church and then the cults and the sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Oh you hate them, Well, it's not my fault. You're impatient.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Sorry. Build up.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
The build up's fantastic. The build up is great. I
love the build up because they they also keep you
suspensed and on edge of your seat, and it's oh
love Hell House. Hell House is fantastic. If you guys
have not seen the Hell House.
Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
All but the third one are fantastic and wow, yeah
three three is okay, it doesn't suck. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
It's okay, yeah, all right. Next one for me is
movies like Shark Nato and Piranha three D are fucking
stupid and scary at all. Please stop making them. I
know you're trying to be haha, funny scary movies, but seriously,
it's not realistic. Realistic is what fucking scares people. Now,
m'd just be just for entertainment. Is the whole reason
(01:10:14):
why that they're putting it out there is for entertainment.
But that's honestly for me. If I had the choice
between a nineteen seventy two slasher that I know is
gonna be trash and Sharknado, I'm gonna watch the seventy two.
Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
That's gonna be trash, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Like stupid water that's colored with red food dye, like
spewing out of their body. Or a stupid cgi shark
that's gonna literally eat half the world. That's so stupid, stupid.
All right, what's your next one?
Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Dane Texas me, he made more Moonshina, he made it tonight.
Fucking shout out love you, Dane, my work, Besty.
Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
All right, what's your next one? Wrap this up?
Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
I got I know I do too. The Rocky Horror
Picture Show is fucking reparted.
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
That's not a horror movie.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
But I has horror in the title, so I classified
it as one. Yes, it sucks, it's stupid, stop giving
it its flowers.
Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Overrated.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
No, And if you go to do the rocky horror thing,
people probably just want to want If you you're the
people that talk during a movie, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Well it's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Now it's stupid. Everything surrounding that movie, the whole culture
is dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I want to rebuttle that, but I don't want to
put the energy into it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
That's fine, I.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Really don't like that's dumb.
Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Let it go. It's over it's overrated, it's stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Make it for what it is, that it's a cult classic,
that it's something that no one really cared about when
it came out, but now it's huge. Uh, it was
really big in the early two thousands, mid two thousands,
and then like died off. I have my pros and
cons about it, like I have my likes and dislikes,
(01:12:07):
but it is it is way too overrated, and I'm
not I'm not trying to be that person like yeah,
to where it's like oh, I thought it was cool
before it was cool, and everybody likes.
Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
It now and I underground.
Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Yeah, like, I'm not that kind of person.
Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
I've seen it. I watched it with you that one time,
long time ago. Hated every second of it.
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, it's I mean, you either have to like it
or not.
Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Yeah, and that's the thing. It sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
And I'm on the fence to where like, I haven't
seen it in way before Gunner was born, so I
haven't seen it in years, over eleven years. So might
watch it again, but I could still because I watched
it a lot that I would still replay it in
my head.
Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
No, if you want to like it, that's fine. I mean,
I well, anyone listening to this, yeah, yeah, just.
Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
It's not technically a horror movie, but yes, I agree, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
It's on my mount Rush Moore of first movies ever
put on film, of all time ever.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
It was a low budget. It was hey, let's throw
this together and see what it does.
Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
So next it's sitting right next to chexas Chainsaw three D.
I hate that movie. I think it's fucking stupid. It's
clown shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
God damn fucking hate that fucking ruined. Fucking two hours
of my fucking life wasted.
Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
It's fucking clown shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
The bust scene is the wait No three D do.
Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Your thing because because yeah, but also that one too.
You ruined my birthday Netflix. Fuck you hah. That did
come out on your on the on my thirty ninth birthday.
Fuck you Netflix.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
It was a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Yeah. If it wasn't for WWE, I probably get rid
of your ass. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
My next one is sex and nudity and horror isn't
really needed. It is so welcomed, but it's really not
needed for the storyline.
Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
You're doing it because you want attention. Yeah, to add
to that, you want attention.
Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
M Yep, every slasher film has someone having.
Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Sex almost well almost yes, there's none of it. A
Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
The remake no, nope, the original Nope No. Which is
I mean, that's that's great, Like you really don't need
sex and nudity in it, Like nudity a little bit
of a nip slip, yes, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Fine, but when you're full on like fucking uh.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
The remake, Friday the Thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Any Friday the thirteenth, any of them, but yes.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
The Friday the thirteenth, where they're literally like the bed
is shattering because they're fucking so hard Freddy versus Jason.
Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Didn't need that opening scene with the chick at the
dock by herself. Hey Mike, is that you? And then
she is exactly her tits an ass? You even see
her puss?
Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Or when uh uh the in the bed before he
gets smashed in half.
Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Yeah, didn't need it, didn't need that.
Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Much sex in it. Yes, I understand that sex sells.
But if you can make a horror movie without sex
in it and it's still fucking brilliant, yep, more power
to you. Yeah, well there's another hot take of mine.
Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Yeah you got one more. I have one more, and
it is the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Should have only been
a one off film. No need for any of the sequels, Bravo,
I will agree, didn't need it. You have the remake,
but didn't need it. Didn't didn't need part two, didn't
need next Gen, Nope, didn't need him.
Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
None of them, no reason, literally almost every.
Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Single Halloween movie sequel. Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Could have left it at that, and it would have been.
Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
A good looking at you Mustafa cod.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
No look at Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Well, well they kind of left it open ish there. Yeah, no,
I get h Freday and Nightmare, I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
They left it open. But look at Halloween though, Yeah,
Michael was shot, he disappeared. That would have left suspense
as crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Yeah, like, no, you don't need it. Maybe maybe give
Halloween Halloween two and then that's it. Didn't need didn't
need Daniel Harrison, four, five, didn't need Paul run and six.
Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Scream could have lefted it one three. Yeah, yes, it
was added on, which was great. Yeah, but the first
movie could have ended it there.
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Because Scream three gave you the conclusion to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Everything exactly, but one was so good. Yeah, it would
have ended it. They didn't leave it open. Yeah, these
movies they didn't leave it open.
Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Yeah. Scream three closed the chapter. It gave you the
why between for Billy, Mickey, stew and Nancy.
Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
But one could have stopped. They didn't need the second one.
They could have just cut it. Halloween could have cut
it Friday the thirteenth, and they could have maybe night
Mare and Elm Street. Eh, maybe they could chainsaw a masker. Yes,
could have cut it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
And that's that's what I like about the first three
screams is because it made two and three necessary.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
It didn't make it necessary they continued on the story.
But yeah, we're able to pick up where it was.
Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
They made him make sense exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah, which is why that is a great trilogy.
Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Yes, that's why it's my favorite. You ready, it makes
everything makes sense? Is this the last one on your list?
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
The last one?
Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
And it is?
Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
It is a very very very big, big hot take. Okay,
it's not you that's gonna hate, it's them that's probably
gonna hate.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
So I'm okay with us.
Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
You should be okay with it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Oh Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Night of the Living Dead is fucking boring. I love Romero,
but I cannot stand Nine of the Living Dead. I'm sorry, Oh,
I'm sorry. I can't. It's it's absolutely you say things.
(01:18:17):
I know you've said things.
Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
I feel like we've learned so much more about each other.
But if you're if you can die on that hill.
I respect your opinion, Yes, validated. Why.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
I just I've never watched it all the way through
because I've been so bored. It is boring to me.
Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Maybe you should watch it all the way through.
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
I don't think I'll make it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
I really don't think can you stand on that leg
without never seeing the entire thing?
Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
We have so many movies to watch on Sunday, but no,
it's I've I've literally never watched it all the way through.
In continuation, I've watched bits and pieces because it's always like, oh,
it's so fucking boring. I would rather watch something else.
There's always something else to watch besides Night of.
Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
The Living Debt, like the Exorcist.
Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
I'll give Night of the Living Debt free. What no,
I said, I give Night of the Living Debt a shot.
Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Okay, over the Exorcist. It's free on every on YouTube.
It's literally because everyone there are no rights to it.
You can play it if you want. I could fucking
throw it on here right now for all of you
to watch it and nothing will happen.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
We should do a watch along. Let's do just a
random night this week, throw it up on YouTube and
watch them you guys, watch me watch it?
Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Watch yeah, okay, new episode.
Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah we could or just a random YouTube video. Yeah,
just a random YouTube live.
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
But I don't want you to say that you don't
like it just because you want to die on the
hill that you have so.
Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
No I've had every opportunity to watch it, but because
it has been so funny, you just chosen not to.
It's not that I chose not to, it's the fact
that I've fallen asleep because it's so boring, or that
I didn't care to watch it because it was so boring,
and I had no no reason to want, like no
cause of like, oh I really have to watch this.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
It was just for me, sure, Yeah, whatever, Yeah, boo
boo this woman.
Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
That's horror movie hot takes.
Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Oh my gosh, let's never do this again. Sweating Right now,
we're gonna do another hot taking skin in with us,
just beating the ship up. You want to see the
conclusion of this episode, turn on YouTube. Because we're fighting.
There's physical violence, domestic.
Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
We're gonna have the cops called crying mommy. Why did
daddy hit mommy?
Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
She was talking shit about Georgia Barrow's first movie, This
fucking Kind, and then she want to talk about the air.
I will kill her, bitch, fuck you. And then you're like,
you think Halloween is a better Halloween based movie themed
movie the Trick or Tree fuck you? And then we're fighting.
Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Yep, there's gonna be lots of fights.
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
I will never say that trick or treat is better
than how No, it is.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
I agree with you that it is a better Holloway.
Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
That's where I was going with that. The tones of
the holiday make it superior to John Carpenter is Halloween.
That's that's where I was. I don't know if I
didn't know, if you knew or understood where I was
going with that. It's just the tones of the holiday.
Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Is it. Yea, I will That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
I agree with you. Yeah, that's why I said what
I said.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
We're done with this episode. I am sweating because.
Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
I'm I mean, I have a Sam Hayne. I have
Sam Hayne. I have Halloween on me. He's no, fuck
the tattoo.
Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
We are Halloween.
Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
No Sam, Now forgive her first. She not know what
she says.
Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Okay, just remember Sam's gonna get you. Remember on Halloween,
just keep the jack lanterns lit, give out candy, Always
check your candy, Always check your candy.
Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Yeah, wear a costume.
Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Wear a costume.
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Don't tp or egg people, that's not cool.
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Nope, and murder your local bus driver.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
You know what, if you break the traditions of Halloween,
you're gay and your mom's a hoe. Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Happy Halloween guys. Thanks for joining us for tap Room
of Terror. We've covered four of our episodes. We have
the fifth one coming up that is going to be.
Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
A ask me what it is? Oh never. That's on Netflix,
by the way, and I've never seen it with Britney
Murphy and I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
I've never seen I want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Sunday. Yeah, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
We're going to have back back to back back back
from movies. But no, guys, thank you so much for
joining us for the four episodes of tap Room of
Terror that we announced the fifth one. We hope you
guys enjoy. It's going down tomorrow and I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
It's going down on Monday. I did.
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
I did not have to put any thought into it.
Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Oh. Our recording of next is tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Yeah, the Halloween release episode.
Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Yes, where can they find us?
Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Thank goodbye? This at Grace tapperopod dot.
Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Com and everything that's on it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
I got heal heally, Okay, there we go, just too
and our socials. You can find us on x, Twitter, Facebook,
and Instagram. Grace tapfurm pond yep, and also make sure
to check out Legendary Gunner podcast. He's been absent for
a couple of weeks due to being busy and and
(01:24:00):
uh you know, having a three point o GPA.
Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Honorall shout out three point oh just founds and bees.
That's like the intercontinental title.
Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Of school grades as and be so proud of the
Legendary Gunner for uh you know, killing it in middle
school being a boss. Oh, such boss. But his episode will.
Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Drop on Sunday, So it came out yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Take a listen, don't forget about him.
Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Uh, I'm on it again. I told you I am
his co host. But I wanted you to come home
and be able to eat dinner and rest and even.
Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Though I literally skirt and right was your recording and yeah,
but anyway, so thank you guys for joining us for
movie hot Takes. Have a safe and happy Halloween, and we.
Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
Love you and we hope your rest of your week
is great. Thank you for spending your Monday with us.
We love you. Goodbye bye, and my news sign off.
Let's go watch SmackDown
Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
In Botan
What's going on? Everybody. Welcome to the fourth episode of
tap Room of Terror twenty twenty five, The Grace Taproom Podcast.
I am your co host, Mike and joining me as always,
If Tina from Halloween four was a real person, she'd
be the.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Trash can Tina's and Halloween.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Or Halloween five, good try. You know what I meant.
You are the real life embodiment of Tina from Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, because I'm cool as ship.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Nobody likes her.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I like her. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I got a text from Jason says, fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Tina, Tina. Yes, Tina is annoying. I'm not that annoying.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You're not Tina annoying.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm not Tina annoying.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Fuck you, Tina, not the actress. You did such a
good job at making us hate you. That proves that
you that that shows your grit as an actress. Yes,
you're that good that we hate you. We hate Tina,
not you. Everyone hates it is popularly it is. You
were the only person who likes tinat that no bullshit.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
M hogwash. Well good good, good job. That was pretty
good until you said four.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's how people feel about Tina from Halloween five.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And I'm glad you brought that up because you know,
I'm wearing my Hide and Seek Champion since nineteen seventy.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Eight shirt Halloween won Uno.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Mass nineteen seventy eight. Yeah, found it at Major and
it is comfy. It is so comfy.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Are you proud of Tapriam of Terror this year? Yes,
it's been fun. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Last year, I do believe is what like, is the
best last year? Last year's Taproam of Terror was great.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah. Well that's because we did the whole Halloween franchise.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well not just that, but we also had.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I was like giving you a suitcase full of money.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I won money in the bank.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Cash, that's you, that's your Women's World championship. Yeah, you
get to talk about how the whole the whole, the
whole franchise, the whole whole franchise, the whole franchise.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
But no, like you you literally were like, hey, let's
talk about Halloween. I was like cool nineteen seventy eight,
and then I was like, well, let's expand on that
a little bit here. I mean I had a whole
fucking diagram and everything. Yeah, so I went hardcore on that.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And as a little uh, I'm gonna just put the
tip in and say that next year Dracula two thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh my god, we're gonna kick it off.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Maybe might be our closer.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Maybe it's in the middle, could be closed.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Maybe it's the second episode.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That is the third time you've dropped that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I know. So it's the teaser trailer. But no, like
that's the trailer right there, cut it, cut it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's the trailer. Now got to last year, we had
true crime episodes.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
We did U which yesterday was the anniversary. We did
Danny Rawlings the Gainesville Ripper. That's who goes Face is
based off of Yes. Since we can't do a Scream episode,
I went the next best route.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I mean we can.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
We've already done Scream Yeah, early early in our careers,
like fifteenth episode.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Something like that. We can always bring it back for
the seventh. They have the seventh.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, a full franchise run. Let's do that.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's break it down. That's after your birthday. Sure, so
we'll do it in March. Absolutely so, uh, longest episode yet.
Then we had LEAs Mock Battle Tone which in Kentucky. Yeah,
and then of course we rounded it out.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
With that counts as a true crime. It does because
witches are criminals. No women to jail right now. Women
who can read are criminals.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay, you're jealous that they can read and you can't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I can read. That's very slowly. I can read.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, Okay, it takes you two minutes to read a
damn meme that I send you.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I have forty year old eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I also have thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You're still in your thirties. I don't advance your age.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm almost there. I don't advance your I don't need glasses.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I am there. I got boots on the ground. I'm
fighting in the war right now. You just got drafted.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, but I've had pause.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Don't care who Perry is.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's a person who's gonna kill you in your sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What's your name, Perry, Perry? What's your last name? Man E? Pause?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
See man e pause pause pause your man?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, Perry, Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Anyway, Halloween Fern was great. Shut the fuck up, Jesus,
So we got to talk about Halloween last year. So
last year, I feel I'm gonna sit here and shut off.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm goofing, I'm goof I got silly brain.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, you got beer brain. That's what that is. Same thing, No,
there's a different Silly brain is like when you're tired,
and beer brain is when you're just stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, that's slap happy when you're tired.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Anyway, I feel last year's taproom was better than this year,
but this year was fun. Every time we can get
into any kind of scary stuff for horror movie stuff
or anything spooky. Uh yeah, and one hundred and ten
percent down, unless it's Lord of the Rings and then
I'm three thousand and fifty five million percent down.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well, we do have a uh tap room of terror
bonus and unadvertised at what we have. It's a surprise, yes,
yesterday I only advertised four of the five. Yes, the
fifth and finale is a surprise after this. Yeah. Yeah,
because we're taking Halloween off this year.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yes, so we're doing general episodes this week. Yeah, just
for the simple fact of you guys get a great episode.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Even though Halloween's fourteen days away. Shout out less than that,
shout out Halloweens. Well we're for right now, Yeah, for
right now.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, you're fine.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Halloween's twelve days away.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Eleven.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Halloween's on a Friday this year. I'm so excited. Yeah,
we could stay up all night. Well, I mean we
do that anyway, even if it's during the week.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well not all night. We can stay up till one
thirty this time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That's if I make it that far. Good God, I've
been passing out at midnight.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
We'll stay up till eleven fifteen, eleven thirty, okay, well
I will know. I want to watch SmackDown.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, so eleven.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Saturday morning, SmackDown. We'll watch SmackDown Saturday morning on the first.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I think they're going to have a Halloween episode.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Do that?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Has has rest ever had a Halloween episode?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, hall lame, Sweet, you better come out dressed as
the American Badass is retired. Let him rest. He's he's done,
all right, he's too old. He said it himself. Stop
asking him to come back. I'm talking about the Undertaker obviously,
all right.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So I'm going to get to the shot out real quick.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, I don't know where you Oh, there's yours.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's behind me.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Okay. So this week's shoutout goes to a new friend
of the show. He's been a friend for a long time. Uh,
and friend because we were able to guest on his
episode tonight, which will be released I think sometime in March.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Look forward in March. Yeah, in March.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
But we'll let you guys know of course as always. Uh,
but two cheers.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'm stoked to grow on this friendship because he kicks ass.
He is awesome, He's a cool guy. I really enjoyed
hanging with him for the little time that we did tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So shot to stew World Order. Make sure you check
him out stew World Order. So his his format is
super cool. Yeah, we got to choose.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Uh, it's the sober version of our show.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It is. I like that for the most part when
we talk about comic books, totally relatable for movies. Yeah,
but no, we picked numbers and uh, he gave us
three numbers to pick. We picked three numbers. Out of
those three numbers, we got a movie which was from
a comic book made into a movie.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And let's say what it is, let's sleep sense.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, yeah, suspense. So yeah, cheers, just STU World.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Order, shout out, shout out. You're an awesome guy. Looking
forward to growing on the friendship that wasn't half.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I thought you were doing half, oh yeah, to save
half for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well he's that cool.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
He gets double, so I should go ahead and finish this.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
That's your call, that's your shot. You do whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's sour blue raspberry, that's peachy peaches.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We'll get another one next week for the next shout out,
whoever it is.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hold on, that's spicy.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
You know what's funny to me. You're the one that
wanted to bring back the shoutout and you have been
having issues with every single one in your defense, though
a lot of them were tequila or yeah, but bourbon.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
My mouth is on fire.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Don't think less of her. Amos and Jeff No.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I can't shoot bourbon. I can sip bourbon.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
It is a sipping beverage that if you shoot bourbon
or whiskey, you're probably in college.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Sorry, I'm drooling.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
If you take your time, I'm trying, it's your edit anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Now I'm gonna let everybody listen to the silence of
me drooling.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I wish you know what I think You've just you
inspired me to put elevator music on the soundboard. So
while you're in silence trying.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
To yourself or gathering.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, yeah, come back to your thoughts. I'll just play
elevator music. You know what, I really, I really.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That I'm gonna do that. Anytime there's a silence.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'm gonna put a button that says elevator music on
the soundboard.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
By the time find it, i'll be done.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No, I'm gonna have it sat up ready to go on.
As soon as you do your shot, I'm just gonna
hit the elevator button music. Where the elevator music button.
So on this week's episode of Uh Tap Roof of Terror,
we are doing we are doing horror movie hot takes.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Hot takes. I see an eighties band when that happens,
Like when somebody's like hot takes and it's like hot.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Take, and I do have someone to shout out real quick?
Uh jacked up? Review show podcasts had some did I
want to go ahead? And yes, has had a few
that I want to get through and then we'll get
into ours. If that's okay with you, Yeah, cool, let's go.
Wish Master is a classic, and Candyman is still the
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best sequel to the first film. The Candyman remake, I'm
assuming is what he's speaking of Jordan Peele has more
awful plot twists than Chris Nolan and m night shot line.
There is no good Halloween movies. Let me say that.
I don't know what he means by that, like Halloween
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themed movies or is he speaking of Halloween John Carpenter, Yeah,
I don't know. Elms Nightmare on Elm Street five and
six need more love. I'll give him that. All the
Predator films rule, Alien films suck after part three. No
(12:30):
Freddy versus Jason is the best of two thousand and three. Also,
I disagree with that, and hell Raiser one through eight,
Reboot and night Breed are creative. I will disagree there too, because.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Wait till I get to my hot takes.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Do you have a pinhead? He heartake, go hold on,
and now you go ahead and kick us off with
our hot takes.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
So I'm gonna be bouncing all over the place while I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
In and we'll go You do one, I'll do one. Okay,
we'll go back and forth. Well then one each want
me to go first, you go first, take it away.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So keep in mind what you guys heard from Jacked
Up the I have those listed, but they're kind of
in the middle of my list. So first one is.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And shout out again jacked up film review pot. Yes,
thank you for your submission. We appreciate you, firs.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Thank you only submission. Well he had submissions nobody else. No,
that's fine, but oh so uh terrifier is absolute dog
shit garbage.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Will take that off of my list.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It is nothing but torture porn I had.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I had all of the terrifier movies or trash yep. Well,
but since it's your hot take and you read it,
why do you think that.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Over use on the Gore? I mean, yes, today's people
are like Gore fiends and they want the next level
and they tried to get there. There's no storyline, there's
no fucking plot. It's literally a guy running around in
a fucking clown costume just killing people, just randomly killing.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Can I just say that Gorfhin sounds like a drug.
I would love to.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Take gorfin Yeah, yeah, grfy Oh. I need a text
Angie like right now.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So if you're a pharmacist or if you work for
big pharma, hit us up. We have a drug idea
for you, right and we will be your drug dealers.
I will work for a big pharma if it means
I can't sell gorfens. It's a spooky drug. It is
put it in your kid's trick or treat. Don't do that. No,
(14:35):
don't put it in the parents tree.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Definitely, but no terrifier. It was kind of like, hey, guys,
we have X amount of dollars to spend, and let's
use all of that money for blood and guts and
pay actors and actresses who don't know what the fuck
they're doing to to just show up and action, and
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let's just dump bloot on them as we cut limbs off.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, like there is no play.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's two girls walk into a This is all I
remember is two girls walk into a diner and they're like, oh,
hi baby, what are you doing? And then boom like
they're getting sowd in half with the fucking chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I remember we did watch the third one just to
see what the hype was about.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I don't remember that. I remember the second one. I
don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
The third one was the one with the girl in it.
He had a sidekick, the little girl.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That was the second one. No, it's the second. The
third one I don't think has been released yet. I
thought Ria Ripley wanted to be on the third one.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
That's the fourth and it's a Christmas one and it's
coming out.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh fucking gay. Okay, I don't remember any of them
because they're fucking trash. Like hate me if you want to,
but it's it's garbage. It's absolute garbage. Yes, Art the
Clown super cool kind of character. But what they did
with Art the Clown and making him like just why Yeah,
(16:02):
I'm trying to thoughts, but it's one of those things
where it's like everybody fucking loves them.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's like, well why, it's almost annoying.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Annoy Yes, yes, And if you guys have any rebuttal
and you can give me a valid reason as to
why I should like it, I would love, absolutely love
to hear it. I would. I'd give it another shot.
Unfortunately I wouldn't do it sober because there's no way
I would pass out.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I think I think you probably should. Then you can
watch it with a clear mind to understand and better process. Look,
if I had to watch all those but.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
No one could give me the plot if I ask them,
why do you like this? Oh, because there's a little
wood and gore and he kills people. Cool, Well, what's
the fucking plot?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Let's watch any other slasher movie then, because that happens
in those two.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
But at least there's storylines yeaheen Babysitter Killers, Friday, the
Camp Counselor Killers, Scream, Scream high Schoolers. Yeah, and there's
also behind the scenes storylines of Billy Loomis and whatever.
But anyway, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Speaking of Scream, huh, Scream three is the best one
in the whole fucking franchise. Can I tell you why that's.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Not a hot take? Well, for me, it's not.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
But okay, actually a lot of people say it's the
worst of the first three. I know. Do you know
why it's the best?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Why?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Because the other two can't happen without guess what, Roman Bridger?
You don't have Roman Bridge or who was ghost Face?
And Scream three also the only solo ghost Face did
everything alone, also created Billy and Stew's entire fucking reason
for doing what they did. If Roman Bridger didn't do that,
(17:45):
then guess what you don't get Billy and Stew. And
if you don't get Billy killing people and him dying,
guess who else you don't get? You don't get Nancy Loomis.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I love her name.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Who was man Scream two ghost Face yep, who only
killed Randy but still.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yes, but she was the brain. Yes because.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Mickey Mickey.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yes, sorry, I was thinking Micky wanted to get caught.
But Mickey was the bron. He killed everybody, but he was.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The bron everybody except Brandy. Yeah, yep, that's all I
have to That's that is. That's the only argument I need. Well, okay, Roman,
Roman created everything. Yeah, he's a director, Sydney, he directs,
and he soloed all his kills. Yep, he didn't need
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a partner like everybody else. That's the only arguments I
need there.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
So my next hot take all the movies that have sequels, Halloween,
Friday the Thirteenth, Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas, Chainsaw, Massacre.
Just need to stop after the second or third one.
If the second one is.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
They should be trilogies as.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Good you Yes, you should stop at trilogy Scream since
you brought that up, Scream three should have been it
done and final? Why bring four? Why bring five? Why
bring six? Now seven?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
What in the fuck dollars?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I know it's a cash grab again, look at Halloween.
You got seventy eight, you got two, you got.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
We know, Mustapha cod Is. He's openly said, yes, money, yes,
give it to me, Please make more. But then these
people love Michael and he makes money.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Or you got five, you got six, you got Resurrection,
you got h two. Oh, you've got Halloween eighteen kills ends.
You have all of this. You have Friday the thirteenth
one through what is it now, twelve, and then you
have the remakes.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
And then the legacy sequels, the Legacy.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Sequels, then you have Friday of Nightmare on Elm Street
one through eight, and then the others, and then like
the remakes, like just the remakes, the remakes. I will
give them that that the remakes are good. They're good.
I love Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. I love. That's another
hot take that I'm about to bring the table. But
(20:11):
I love I love Nightmare on Elm Street remake.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I have a thing about that as well.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I love I mean the Friday the Thirteenth remake. Like
those remakes are really good to me, Like I really
love it. The only remake of a classic.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
That sucks, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Rob Zombies, Halloween Stop after the the the third one, stop,
make it a trilogy and end it. Usually after the
second one, it's garbage. If the second one is better
than the first one, fucking good on you, great job.
Third one should be mediocre at best. But stop stop.
Stop anything after three garbage.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
If you're doing a trilog, If you're doing a trilogy,
the third one should should, should should outweigh the original.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
No, the third one should be where it fucking ends.
Where it's done zip zilch, not ends.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Done well. It needs to have a strong conclusion, wrap
it up. Stop speaking of part threes, hard camera. I'm
only gonna say this one more time. Halloween three should
not be a part of the Halloween franchise. It should
have just been called Season of the Witch as a
standalone film. Okay, I'm gonna rebuttle that. It was pretty
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much a fuck you from John Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Okay, John Carpenter. He wanted to to create something different,
but of course, so yeah, said no, needs to be
part of the franchise. We need money.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Then you should have put Michael in it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
He was mentioned.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No, he should have been in it.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I know he was mentioned.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
As the protagonist antagonist.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But you got to realize though, that John Carpenter wanted
to do something different, and this is how he got
his creative freedom to try something different.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
They had to throw the Halloween brand on it, but.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
They threw the Halloween brand on it for money, please.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
And it's not a Halloween.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Movie Halloween Season. But it is not a franchise Halloween franchise, No,
it is not. It just carries the name. It's the
same thing as hotels. So if you look at hotels,
everybody's like, oh, you work at this hotel that's associated
with the same name hotel in halfway across the country. Yes,
(22:39):
we have the same name of the blank hotel. But
we're not affiliated. We're not associated. We're a franchised hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, I understand where you're coming from.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I get your hot take on that most people season
of the which should be the title of the movie,
not Halloween three. Yes, Halloween four is Halloween three.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yes, agreed.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
And don't get me started on the Curse of Michael Myers.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Uh nope. Fuck, I only know two people that actually
like that movie.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
My heart is broken to this day for Paul Rudd
for kicking off his his illustrious career.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
But there's a lot of people who heard that got
their start in ship ass movies.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I know, if you want to be an act you
gotta you gotta shovel ship first.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
What is going on with this?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
All right, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Next one, Chuck, he's a bitch. I fucking hate Child's Play.
That is like one of my least favorite horror movies ever.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Child's Play is the reason I love horror movies in
the first place. For you, r I p ed Gail.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Ed Gail was such a sweet man. Yes, I had
a great time meeting him.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And he actually uh became became an an actual friend.
I every time he would do a lot, he would hey, Mike,
what's up.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah he actually added you.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, we were actually friends on social media. You didn't
add him, yeah, and that is so cool.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
But anyway, so Chuckie's lame, like it's a fucking doll.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
The first one is good. I did.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It should have fit once a long time ago, and
I think it's trash.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
It should have been a one off.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Bravo Brad Dolriff. I fucking love you. Yeah, you are
a god among men tongue. Well, yeah, that's why.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Because he killed Saramon. Well he helped kill Saramon.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Do anything to Sarmon, Sarmon killed him. But anyway, that's
another one. But no, Chucky, Chucky's bitch. I fucking I don't.
I don't get the hype of a doll running around
stabbing you and killing you. This is a bee, but no,
I I horror movie to me. It's not a top
tier like everybody shows it is. It's a bee.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well no, that and your opinion is wrong, but it's
not validated.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
All right, what's your next one?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
That's a hot take that really hurts my my my
three year old self, you know what. I'm just gonna
say it, and then you go, all of Rob Zombies's
movies are dogshit ass trash. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I don't have that on here, because I knew you
were gonna say that, Rob Zombie.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times.
So one of one of the fuck your movies?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, like there, what what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Fuck you and fuck your movies?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Like yeah, cool, you have a plot.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Devil's Rejects Terrifier exists because the director had a boner
for you. That's it.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Devil's Rejects is literally a knockoff of Texas Chansall Masker,
Yeah or No, House of a Thousand Corpses, same thing.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
All his movies outside from Halloween, they're all the exact
same movie.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Now, I will give him props that the first Halloween
his own take Fuck your Wife, it was it was good.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Go ahead, I learned. I learned a thing yesterday.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It was good. It was a good adaptation because no
one else. I'll give him credit that he had the balls.
He had the balls enough to say, Hey, I'm gonna
take this movie on, this movie that so many horror
fanatics love, and it's there, it's their blood, it's it's
in their their soul. I'm gonna take this on and
(26:30):
I'm going to make it happen. This is my adaptation.
Bravo for the balls to do that.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Fuck you And John Carpenter said, Yeah, that sucked.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
That is not what I was going for, Homie.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Nope, I just hold it. I just wanted to throw
that in there. Yeah, I just poured a little extra
couple of dubes of gasoline in there.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
No, that's literally what John Carpenter said. He said, good
job at trying, but it's garbage.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You tried. Yeah, here's your gold star retard.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, not even gold star. It's like he got third plaze, like.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You gotta c minus. Yes you pass it sucked, but
at least you try it.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I just hate the way that Rob Zombie makes everything
white trash. Yeah, I guys, think about it.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Here's a movie. Here's a modern movie set in modern day.
But let's put them in bell bottoms and everything has
seventies tones to it.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
But they're growing up in Valley Station here in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, but everyone's but mentally and appearance wise, everyone is
still stuck in nineteen seventy four. Yes, it's twenty twenty
five in this movie, but no, we're gonna play led
Zeppelin and wear bell bottoms and flower power.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yep. I mean I love that. I think that's probably
what I liked about that one.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That's cool if you go to Bonarou.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
And that's what I like about Rob Zombie is the
seventies vibe, because I'm all about seventies.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I like the seventies vibe, but make it take place
in the fucking seventies.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You have the same actors every single fucking movie. Same actors. Yes,
I get it. They're your key characters, like they're the
people you.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Can rely on, you know, the people who are good
enough to work for you.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
But Sherry, come on, get some more, get some other
ones in here, give them a chance. I was gonna
say something else, and I can't remember what I was
gonna say.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, my turn, Oh can I say the thing I
learned real quick? So Rob Zombie and his dog shit
retard of a wife moved into what they thought was
a Oh this is a quiet neighborhood in a town
and there's no noise and it's very peaceful. I don't know,
but they moved next door to you guessed it a
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skate park. Guess what Sherry Moon Zombie did. Went to
the skate park and yelled at the kids to be quiet.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Karen, Yes, yes, I knew she was on.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Your skateboards are too loud. Can you please be quiet.
It's a fucking skateboard park. We're not in a parking
lot out in the public doing this. We're in a
skate park.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, you're the one that moved.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
There are ramps, rails and stair sets here and bowls
and we are skating them. This is where we are
supposed to do this.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You want me to pull up, cunts. I want to fight.
I think she knew number three and she I'll show
you the video on not right now?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, no, well not now, obviously, cunts.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I want to fight. Sherry Moon is number four on
my phone.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
She should move to number two.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Okay, so my next one is uh jacked up. Movie
reviews said, Candy Man is awesome. It's fucking lame.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That movie made me want to sleep in my parents' bed.
The original, the first one, yea, but I was a child.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It's it's a it's a different spin on Bloody.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Mary Tony Todd.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It is, and it's great, Like that's cool.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Tony Todd was ideal for that role.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
He was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
It's it's fucking and he's a he's a horror legend.
But shut Out Man is just The first one is good.
The Jordan Peel remake or sequel, I don't know. Is
everything everything after sucks? The first one is good. Yep,
I'll give you that, but I I vibe with you
(30:05):
there again.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Candy Man was literally like every other horror movie franchise
that was produced in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
It was literally See the Man came out in the
early nineties.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well it was sucked dry.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Any horror movie that had a great following when it
first came out has been literally drained dry.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I feel like you might want to watch the original
again or you should not. You want to, I feel
like you should give it a give it a second chance.
I like it. I like it. But if you don't,
then that's totally cool.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
No, I'm not giving it a chance as long as
it's not the Jordan Peele one.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
No, no, that one sucked it all all of Jordan
Peele's movies or shit.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
That's I'm getting there.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Uh, what's your next Friday? The thirteenth Part six is
the best one. It's good. Do you know why? Why?
It's the you know why? It's the most iconic. If
you look at any any merchandise sell that has Jason
without his mask, it's that one. He's dead, He's a zombie.
That's where it started.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Gotcha, That's where it started. Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
That is the most iconic version of Jason.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Woarheatsta.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah. You never you never see anything, and if you do,
it's rare.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
No other Jason movie has him without.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
His mask, with his normal face post six.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, post death, it's always Jason.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah. Well you see his kid for him, yeah, but
you don't.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
See his actual face, so six is yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah. Also every picture of Jason that you see is
him holding the uh one of the rails from the
fencing in the cemetery where he came out where he
stabbed Tommy, who is the adult version of Corey Feldon's
character from four. Yes, yep, that's that's that's the opening
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secret after his first kill and part six.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
I'm really hoping that Gunner will let me mess his
face up before he goes out, like he lets.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Me put put won eye on him and he's fine,
lump it a little bit. You gotta shave his head
skin bald too.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
He would not go for that.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
My next one is hell Raiser is overrated. It is
so boring, so dumb, all of them are.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
That's the one I've been trying to think about all week,
but it never came to me, and I agree with that.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I don't understand what everyone's fascination with hell Raiser is.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Now.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I do know the BDSM community loves hell Raisers and.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
That's why it's popular.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
That's the the BDSM commune. Yes, like no, no, no,
ill will at all on the BDSM community. But at
the same time, it's like why, Like I get it
that they.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Shout out Matt Mish to death and Rhea Ripley. It's
I threw Matt Mish's brain onto the screen and it
just rolled down.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I'm I'm all about that life Like you want to
do that, go write the fuck ahead, but.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
You can do it. Hey, hell Razor, you can do.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
It, Razor, Like that is a garbage movie. It's a
garbage movie, boring.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Really boring, Like I can't Yeah, the nineteen seventy oh wait,
no hold on, oh shit, I'm skipped I skipped ahead.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Uh. It's on the same tone. Though. The two thousand
and three remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is better
than the original. It is the kills are so much
more creative. If you want to, I'll listen to it.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
So you have to realize that in nineteen seventy four,
when it came out that they only had horror movies
as in Dracula and Wolfman and Universal Monsters, not Speratu.
They didn't have the blood, guts and gore like we
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do today. If it wasn't for seventy four Texas Chainsaw
massacre leading into it to making other people be like, hey,
it's cool, we can do blood, guts and gore. They
that two thousand and three textas Chainsaw masaker would have
never happened. Put your brain, yeah, like, wipe your brain
completely clean and go back and watch seventy four not
(34:51):
knowing anything about horror movies that you know right now,
which is a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
It's a lot that would it's if it's fifty percent
of my brain.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
So it would be the same thing as you know,
back in the day when hitchhiking was common and you
could get a like you weren't worried about getting murdered. Actually,
well it wasn't media like, it wasn't socialized as much, like, yes,
there's a missing person, but it's not going to be
(35:22):
everywhere like you see today, is what I'm saying. Well,
like you could open your phone and see, oh, fourteen
different people in sixteen different states have gone missing.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well through the seventies and eighties, most serial killers, about
seventy percent of their victims were hitchhikers.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I know. But what I'm saying though, is you didn't
know that until the hitchhikers were found dead.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, so that really.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Didn't deter you. Yeah, everything that happened in the seventies
was not normalized right like it is today.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yes, two thousand and three was better because of graphics
because they could get away with the or factor. In
nineteen seventy four, Texas, Chancell Masacer, they were hobbs. Toby
was pushing limits.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Toby Whopria was.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Pushing the limits.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Oh yeah, And I'm not what I'm not trying to
discredit him from that at all.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I mean, I will agree with you two thousand and
three is better visually because they could do more.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I'm talking about the acting.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
But for the seventies, that was really good.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
It was okay, it was it was good. It wasn't bad.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
They didn't have trailers. It wasn't to where they could dressed.
They didn't have a time frame to where they can say, oh,
I need to go take a mental health break. In
nineteen seventy four, it was film film film film, film, film,
film act back back back, back back back, like here,
they could be like, eh, I need to take a break.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
There was a lot of stuff, So it depends on
the film.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, well today as I'm talking twenty two years ago
as Yeah, they had it's it's a totally different time frame. Yeah,
it was a great remake, fantastic remake, but I have
an awesome remake. Have to disagree that it's better. It's
different time zones, it's different. Yeah, it's different.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
No, I feel what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I just that's that is one hot take I am against.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Okay, I just if you're if you're gonna put both
of them in front of me, that's the one I'm
going for. Is the three right? I like. I like
the acting in it better. I like the story behind
it better.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Same story though ish, there's just more character, there's differences,
there's more carrot. Okay. So nineteen seventy four, Texas Chancel Masaker,
you got to touch on the Hewittt family. Yeah, you
have to touch on them. You you kind of got
introduced to Paul, You got introduced to fuck the crazy
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guy cuts his hand. I can't think of his name off.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
That's lord Z by the way.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yes, but you you got introduced to them, but you
didn't really get to grow with them as a character
as they did in two thousand and three. You got
to grow on the sheriff. You got to see how
much of a piece of shit he was. You have
to grow on Jedediah. You thought, oh, it's a cute kid.
Oh he's gonna save them.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
As if there was.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
A kid in seventy four, you'd be like, oh, you'd
be the same way. Oh a worried about the kid.
They didn't introduce the characters as good. They didn't give
you enough storyline to really feel except for Sally and.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Franklin.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
No frank Franklin, So you didn't really get to see
Sally and like, those are the only two that you
knew of the other ones. The reason why that they
didn't interact with them as much is because they were
going to die.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
That's why I like the remake better is.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Because they make you attached to the charter.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
It gives you the spectrum for each individual character is broader.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
The timeline though, like the seventy four to two thousand.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Right, No, I got it, I got you. Yeah, So
that's fine. I just I think there's there's more attention
to detail in the remake than there is in the original.
That's why I think it's better. I'm not saying the
original is dog shit compared to because I love the original.
It's one of my favorite horror movies of all time. Yeah,
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mainly because John Dugan is a friend of ours. Grandpa. Yeah,
show for that fucker around for a whole last weekend,
and it was the greatest weekend in my life.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
It was Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and I learned.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
So many things about that film from him on our
drunken car rides back to his house.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Oh man, I remember he told me I was pregnant
with Gunner that year.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
I had to stop and pick up a case of beer.
And you know how funny it is having a pregnant
old belly with a picking up a case of bear.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I Travis let me have the weekend off to spend
it with him.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
No, he made you work when you got to the work,
to the to the haunt because you had to line act.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, but he he was fine with me just chilling
at his table, though, which is great. All right, turn
go for it.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
CGI in horror movies is garbage.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
It can wait.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Horror movie, any horror movie. There's nothing better than a
practical effect.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Well give me, give me a for give me a
for instance, or do you have an example. I didn't
think about that, Okay, no, I was just wondering. I
didn't think about that.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
But now, like practical effects is always going to be
better yeah than a CGI. Like, yes, CGI now in
twenty twenty five is phenomenal, It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I think it depends on the horror movie. Yeah, let's
look at Slasher's Yes, you're correct, but now let's go
to Predator or Alien.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Then that's still talking about like fantasy horror. But still, yes,
horror needs CGI. Yeah, it's like when you rip a
body open.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I don't know if you were speaking in all of
horror or specific subgenres Slasher, one hundred percent agree with
you on that. I now will die on that hill
with you.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I mean, Tom Savini.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
But if you're going into scipho horror like Predator or Alien, you.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Would need some of that.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
It's it helps, yeah, it helps, but no, uh yeah overall.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I yes, I am with you on this is a
lot better CG. Yeah, and I feel like you're gonna
be with me online the Nightmare and Elve Street remake.
Fucking rules, thank you, thank you, fucking rules.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I thought that they gave you more backstory on Freddy
than the original.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I like that Freddy.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I think he did a great job. He was so good.
He made it. I had Robert England and.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
He didn't try to be Robert England. He tried to say,
you know what, this is my character. Now I'm gonna
do it this way.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I can't think of his name. I'm Freddy Krueger was
a beating Jeff bet No beating.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Nope, Nope, nope, nope, hold.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
On slat slat slappies.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Not marrin elm Street remake.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
But no, I agree with you one and ten percent.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
If I had Jackie Earl Haley.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Hailey, I was with the E at the End of.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Day and it's got Kyle Gallagher in it.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
It has Kyle Gallagher. He's fantastic, he's amazing.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
He's so fucking on his one episode of The Walking
Dead season five opener.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah, he was so good. He was also in Jennifer's Body.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
He was in a lot of horror movies.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
But no, if I had Robert England in one ear
and Headley in the other, Earl Haley Hailey in the other,
and they both were doing ky voices back and forth, and.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
The era versus Casey, Katie Cassidy.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Katie Cassidy, was it the Black Canary? But no, I
I think God, it was such a good remake. I
thought it was very well done. They they gave more
depth to Nancy and the characters around her and Freddy
Jesus Christ. I love the way that they actually in
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the in the remake that they made him like they
pointed out that he liked Nancy, he liked the little ones.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
It showed you that he was a predator. A predator.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yes, they didn't hint Yeah, because if you go back
to the original Nightmare on Elm Street, you don't know
why why is he attacking Nancy's.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
There's a couple of like it's in the first Elm Street.
It's when he's with Nancy alone in her nightmare. It's
kind of hinted at a little bit often, well not
a little bit, it's I mean it's hinted at. But
in the remake you see more of that. It's still
hinted at, but the hint is.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Bigger, right, Yeah, I mean he has pictures and yeah,
he's talking to Nancy in the remake like you were
my favorite.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
And in the remake, when you get to his basement
where he used to sleep. There's photos of her.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yes, that's what I'm saying, is I really dig into
why Freddy is going after her?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
And he even says you were my favorite?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yes, yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Plus his Freddy voice is cool. I like that he
he added on to the to the already iconic character.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
But it's really whispery and smoky. Yeah, where it's damage
from the fire.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
And yeah in the boiler.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Room, see yeah, and it's not nn shoe.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
And I feel like I feel like everybody's nightmares are
a little more intensified. There's more depth to it, which
shows callbacks to the original, which I think is great.
And I love that there's callbacks. I love when there's
always callbacks to the original. I think that's awesome because
they're not like, oh, we're just gonna make this movie
and call it the same fucking thing and make it
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a brand new. No, they're showing, yeah, this is a reimaging, imagining,
reimaging remake. There's owing yes, we're taking what they did,
but we're gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
With it again. And that's what Rob Zombie did with Halloween.
He gave a lot of callbacks to certain things.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
And to quote Courtney Cox, and.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
You failed miserably. No, he did good, he did fine.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
But I don't admit that. Edit that out. I'm not
admitting that.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Now. I love the remakes oo callbacks to the original,
like they're giving them kudos, like they're they're saluting them
of thank you for making this movie.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Except for his Halloween too.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, Halloween two sucks ass. But anyway, to.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Quote Jace, what the fuck was that?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
What the fuck was that?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Arlei, Army, what the fuck was that? What the fuck
was that? All? Right? Your turn? Sorry, I rambled on.
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
I get so emotionally attached to.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
The Hereditary sucks. The Witch sucks. Talk to me sucks,
Bobby Duke sucks.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Say less. I will say the last twenty minutes of
Hereditary are fucking awesome.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
That's the only good part. Yeah, the fucking climax and
the descend.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Why couldn't you make the whole movie that fucking good?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
So god damn boring the whole fucking movie talk. Everybody's
talking these movies up. It's like, oh my god, they're
so good, they're so good, They're so scary, they're so scary.
I've not seen long Legs, but I heard long Legs
is the exact same way.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I've heard the opposite of that.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Actually, no, I've heard long Legs is great.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I want to Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, but they said it's like it's the same people
who think Hereditary Witch and uh talk to Me are
so scary.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
I'm willing to give long Legs a shot.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Though, I'll give it a shot because of fucking.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Nicholas Cage, friend of the show.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
Those types of artistic movies, they're fucking garbage, Like I don't,
I don't get it, like cool, you did a great
thing being artistic and you had your what is it?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Uh A twenty four.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Some of their movies aren't bad.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Some of them are good. I'll give them that, but
majority of them are trash, kind.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Of like Bloomhouse. They're on the decline.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
I hate that so much.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Looking at You Freaky? What I said, looking at You Freaky?
I hate that movie. The one defense Fawn.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
I love that movie, hate love.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
I think that movie is pure shit.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
I love that movie. It is so fun.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Stop doing horror comedies and just do strictly horror.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
The thing, though, is like Bloomhouse, they only slap their
name on it. I think they only put that they
produced it again. They are putting money and their name
on it to say, hey, I've done this horror movie.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Well, don't do it again.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
But like actual Bloomhouse movies that they're like, we did
everything for this movie. Those are great.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
If they said, hey, we're gonna endorse this movie, we'll
give you a million dollars to put towards the movie.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Oh, don't do that, Like, don't do another Happy Death.
Day two is fine? Yeah, two you get hit. Please
don't make a third. I can only take so much.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
But no A twenty four. Their chain of movies are garbage.
All right, what's your next? Come on?
Speaker 1 (48:31):
I still got Are you ready to? Are you ready
to high five to me and hit the applause button
and be proud of me as your husband and partner
in life and father of your child. It remakes our
are levels ahead of the original levels.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
That is because the remakes are almost word for words,
seen by scene shot shot take it from the book.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Let me put it in wrestling terms. The original is
a jobber, okay. The remake is stone cold Steve Austin.
The remake is levels Yeah. Lev and I will use
all caps.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
So I'm just playing Devil's advocate on this one. Because
the original, not my Tim Curry, was made for TV.
It's a TV.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Adaptation, it still wouldn't have been good.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Swear to fucking God, they better make Rose Red into
a movie. Please, for the love of God, do it.
I want that so bad.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
But anyway, looking at you, James one.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
Oh please, oh please, looking at you, James wond lose
my shit, Bloomhouse, this is your shot at redemption, and
do not make it funny because you're not good at comedy,
Jason bloom You suck at comedy.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Well, you gotta have a little bit of comedy, which
would be emory. We should recap Rose Red.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
I will put it on tap remove terror next year.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
No, we do it soon, okay, anyway.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
We'll do it in January.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
We can do it for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
It'll be your birthday episode. Is that what you want? Yes, okay,
it is one of your favorites, it's one of my Absolutely,
we will do a fan coming February twenty somethings fancast
Rose Red twenty six.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Anyway, the original it was You're gonna crush me in
that by the way, probably will absolutely destroy you in
that Bill Hater. Bill Hater plays all the characters Bill Haters, everyone, everybody,
but no Ellen Rimbauer.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
You should be watching this episode on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
You must build dig the build Bill Hater. Anyway, So
the original it was the adaptation, so they couldn't put
out a whole lot of backstory, and they couldn't like
build the characters the way that they did in the.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
No I Know movies. John Ritter was the best part
of the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
I will one hundred percent agree with you, one hundred
and ten percent.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
If John Ritter wasn't in it, it would have been
way worse, probably way.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
John Ridder's that weird guy who was always on those
Christian TV movies.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
And that's why I said what I said. Also, Tim
Curry didn't do a good job as a psychotic clown.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
He did what they allowed him to do. It's TV.
Remember it's it's not.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Movie, but it's Tim Curry.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
I know. But he could only do as far as
he could go, Like he couldn't do normal Tim Carrett Curry,
I bet he would have.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Jim Carrey and Jim Curry. My tongue got stuck you
tripped and fell on words. I did fuckwords?
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Fell on what? Fuck words? All right?
Speaker 1 (51:52):
We ready go.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
So I'm just gonna say, Jordan Peele sucks at horror
movies and he really needs to fucking good try, my dude,
But when your movies are literally the same plot, the
same characters, the same actors, yes, suck. What do you
(52:14):
think you rob zombie?
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Dane?
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Do you think you rob zombie? I mean I feel
like he's rob Zombie at this point, Jordan Peele, just
just stop, full fucking stop, full fucking stop. Yeah, I'll
go with one more unless you have anything to say
on that one.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
I'm with you on it.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Like great actor. I mean, there might be one or
two of his movies that I can't think of right
now that are great. But no, just done. All right,
I'm gonna go ahead and go for the next one unless, okay,
we'll hurry up, mister take pictures.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Sorry. Dane texted me he's doing a fire pit at
this campsite.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
When are we gonna be invited? Uh?
Speaker 1 (53:00):
The Friday the thirteenth re make of Vote two thousand
and nine is better than most of the originals.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Most of the originals in the franchise of the original
franchise Friday Thirteenth. Yeah, yeah, it's better because the first
one is look great.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Actually, you know what I originally have Friday the thirteenthree
Make You Vote nine is better than the nineteen eighty version.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
I mean it's good.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
But do you know what do you know what the
the remake gives you. It gives you the first, second,
and third movies. Yes, all rolled into one ball.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
Yes it does, Yes.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
It does.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
I like the first and second Friday the thirteenth, Well,
bring me back to my first or second No, I know, yes,
I know is stop after the third stop stop? But no,
I again, it's the timeframe that's kind of what you
have to separate, like, this is what's going to happen
in the eighties, seventies and eighties, and this is what's
(53:59):
going to happen in the two thousands. The two thousands.
You can get away with more than just titties. You
can get away with.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
Literally it is eighties slasher, so titties are required, of course.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Well that's actually one of my hot takes coming up.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
So even in the even in the first night around
Elm Street, you see Nancy's boobies in the bathtub. Cool boobies,
you see one of them?
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Okay, are we ready for the next one?
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
The Exorcist is fucking horrible.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Fuck you boo, where's the boot button?
Speaker 2 (54:35):
I didn't boo? You is I I cannot watch the
whole thing all the way through. I fall asleep. It
is awful.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
It is the og Possession movie.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
I don't care if it's the og Possession movie is iconic.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
You're boring.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
I know the rule. It doesn't love, it doesn't. Well,
I will give I know, I'll give them that part.
Like that was the coolest part. Like they pushed they
they they didn't push boundaries. They cut the motherfucker and
ran right through it.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
Like there were some really cool scenes and like effects
that they were throwing out there. But the whole fucking
storyline is come.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
On, and it gave with it. It gave Linda Blair
so much trauma with it. She physically got hurt. I know,
you throw a child's back out.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Cool, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
She went through hell for that movie, I know.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
But she signed up for it.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
She didn't know what she was getting into that she didn't.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Should have known. That's her parents' fault.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Well you think her parents are going to say, Okay,
what are you doing to her in this one?
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Yes, I would have what are you going to put
my child through? In this nineteen seventy three they wanted money,
That's why they did it. Oh, yes, that's why her
parents did it.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
That is one of the most iconic horror movies of
all time. Oh so boring. You're boring.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
It's like Hereditary, it's not good until the last light.
Well it's not even the last it's.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Called storyline, sweetie. You can't just hit the ground running
with possession. Nope. Wrong, I'm so mad at you for
this right now. I'm genuinely pissed off.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
I should be. That's why it's called hot take. Bitch.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
I'm so fucking mad right now. I'm genuinely not happy.
I don't want to continue with this episode. I'm so pissed.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
See you later.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
No, I can hate you right now.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
That's all right, Glad you do because it is.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
I don't like it. It is so stupid. Like if, ever,
if every movie in the entire world was gone and
The Exorcist was the only thing left, and it's like, hey,
do you want to watch the extra. No, I'm gonna
go jump off a bridge, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
Good.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
I would rather good walk into a burning building.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
You wouldn't have to walk. I would throw you ind
catapult you would you so I could.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Fly one last time?
Speaker 1 (56:56):
Haberieve I can.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
Friends.
Speaker 1 (56:59):
That's okay, because Trick or Treat is the supreme Halloween movie.
It's better than John Carpenter's Halloween. When it comes to
the theme of Halloween. The killer is a literal Jack
o' lantern. Sam Hayne is the killer. He kills you
because you don't celebrate Halloween the right way.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
So they made a character based off.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Of literally Halloween to save Halloween.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Okay, So the original Halloween movie was the essence of Halloween.
Trigger Treat is the revamped version.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
There's more tones of Halloween in Trick or Treat than
there is Halloween.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
But it's not superior.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
It is superior.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
I would like for you, since you hold the Twitter
and I hold the Facebook, to put out.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
A poll of one is better, which is better when
it comes to the theme of Halloween.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
Well, of course, Trigger Treat the theme.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
Of hot That's what I'm going for.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
Yeah, yes, I will agree with you. That Trigger Treat
has the theming for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
That's what I mean, the theme of Halloween.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
Fight you against that is because Trigger Treat does have
the theme. Yeah, I mean it has people coming home
from a Halloween party.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
There's costume shopping, girls leaving to.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Go to a Halloween party. It has teenagers who don't
want to go trigger treating or slightly go trigger treating
at the beginning of the night, but then go and sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
That was Oh you're talking about the bus. Yeah, that
the bus story.
Speaker 2 (58:41):
Yes, and then you have murders of you know, principal
killing children. So yes, it gives the theme.
Speaker 1 (58:50):
And let's not forget the most important part is that
Charlie Brown is in fact an asshole.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
He very much isn't Billy Wilkins.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
And and it's all the themes are there and it's
so great that Yeah, that's that's what I meant.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
On Halloween. Which we should play it on repeat this year.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
We're watching it Sunday.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
No, we should literally on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Day, Oh like they do Christmas Story.
Speaker 7 (59:15):
Yes, okay, we should just hit repeat and just play
the whole Tell me where to sign Bud, So if
anybody at the actually I think we should do trick
or Treat Halloween, Trick or Treat Halloween, Trick or Treat Halloween.
Speaker 2 (59:26):
Let's have Halloween playing in the dining room and Trick
or Treat playing in the living room and just hit repeat.
So whichever one you want to watch, you can go
and watch it. I like that, Yeah, Or put Halloween
outside so the noise between both of them.
Speaker 1 (59:39):
If it's not raining.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
If it's not raining, which you said it might be,
I don't know it or made that far in the
fourteen day four or it will be too wet, we'll
find out. Oh you know what, I could probably No,
it's a ten day forecast. That's all I got.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
We'll look at that later. We will. All right, it's
your turn.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Let's see here. Ooh the Shining is fucking god awful
and the sile Doctor Sleep is one hundred times better.
Speaker 1 (59:59):
I was gonna to put that on my list, but
I knew you were too, so I saved it for you.
That's why I didn't put it on my list, because
I know you're hatred for that movie. But Doctor Sleep
does kick ass. Except for that witch chick. I don't
like her.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
She love her, she's she's the never Enough girl from
the Greatest Shoman.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
That's great. I'm glad she got that role. But in
Doctor Sleep she's annoying and doesn't need to be there.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
They love the fact that she kills children though, to
suck their life.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
As a parent. I hated that well.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
I hated that too. I did too.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
That was on my tip. I saw that on my
TikTok this morning while I was waiting to go into work.
Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
It's like, no, I hate it. The baseball kid, yes,
I hate that if you're right home. But but Doctor
Sleep is I'm friends with your dad, that's the rule. Ah,
then what's the password if you're friends with my dad?
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Oklahoma? Oh, that's a safe word.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
That is a safe word.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
But no ginger snaps.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
But that's another horror movie that I really need to watch.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Never seen it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
It's a werewolf movie and I heard it is fantastic.
It's from the nineties.
Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Confused Breakfast just their most episode is American Werewolf in London.
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
I love that movie. Great film. I haven't listened to
the episode.
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Yet, but anyway, so Doctor Sleep is a million times
better than The Shining Somebody was it? Somebody at work?
It was my chief engineer ol. He said that he
loves the Shining. I'm like, well, why it's stupid, it's boring.
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Stephen King doesn't even like that fucking movie, and he's
the reason it exists.
Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Nope, yep, it's because they fucked up.
Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Also, fuck you, Stanley Kubrick for what you did to her.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
You put me on the spot.
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Oh god, you know what I'm talking about. Shelley. Yeah, no, yes, Shelley,
Shelley Melon Melon bellin Melon Bell. Everyone is so screaming
at us right now. Good.
Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I hope you're screaming at your phone or your car
radio right now. Shelley. I know it's Shelley something. If
it's Shelley Long, Shelley Douvall, I was close with Shelley.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Fuck you for what you did to her.
Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Shelley Long was a character that was played. That's right
in the eighties camp counselor female.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Uh set your shorts? No, that was nineties, ampy fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
I'll think of it in a minute anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
So and when we think about you, it makes me
want off art. Sorry, I had to finish the song,
but no.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Shining is fucking terrible. I can't, I cannot. I cannot
with it. It is like again, it's like the Exorcist,
but it's not that the Exorcist. I would watch the Okay,
I would watch the Exorcist over the Shining any day.
Is that a little bit better?
Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Now? Yeah? I feel I'm I'm not now now I'm ad.
First I wasn't mad. I was just disappointed. Now I'm
pissed off. I don't want to hit you now, Okay,
but no, the Shine, fucking women.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Dude, the Shining is probably one of my least.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Faith of all time.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Yes, I cannot.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
You have to at least respect the actorsist for what
it is and what it did for that subgenre of
horror movies. Better film, all practical effects too, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
And that's that. That's what I'll give it, is that
it had better scenes, better shots, better practical effects. Like yeah,
they didn't never mind, let's go next.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
All right, you're gonna hate this. Hocus Pocus sucks and
it's overrated and the secret was so unnecessary. It hurt
because it's a cash grab.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
It is a cash grab. The second one's a cash grab.
I like the original because of the nostalgia effect.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Your girl and girls like Hocus Pocus. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
No, it's not just because I'm a girl and I
like it. It's the nostalgia of yeah, I well, you
gotta also realize my background. I know it's a cloud
to watch slash horror movie. I know, so it was.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
This isn't the this isn't for you. I know you
like it, and that's fine. I'm okay with you liking it.
Everybody else ause you let me smash these fuckers. Fuck.
Focus Pocus might let you smash the No one would.
Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
They might let you smash.
Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
I'm grossed out if I touch myself.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
I know Tyler would let you smash.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Fuck Tyler, not literally, he wants to take I don't
want to go camping and watch Pocus with you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
But no, like Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown and Garfield and
Earnest and all of that shit, Like that's what I
could watch. Yeah, oh, watch Slashers.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
And Scared Stupid is on the sunt Tier Sunday, Top
Tier Sunday. We're watching it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Hocus Pocus, Yes I will. That's like Halloween Town. That's
another hot take of mine. Halloween Town is overrated. Yes,
I've never seen it, but because everybody talks about it
like it's the god tear of horror and Halloween.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
It's a nostalgic female horror or Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Movie, but it is nostalgic. Yeah, I will give them
that now. I do remember when I was a child
watching Hocus Focus, it did kind of creep me out.
Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I did kind of crush on Sarah Michelle Geller or
Sarah Jessica Parker. Wrong Sarah, oh well no. Also also
also not my Buffy.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I mean I also crushed on Factory Banks, both voice.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
And Ernie or Ice.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Ooh Ernie.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Oh you mean Richard Speck from Monster. Yeah, you didn't know.
It wasn't that wild?
Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Oh my god. I was found that out. I was
today years old.
Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Ship. I was waiting on you to be like, I
know that face.
Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
I knew the face. I didn't say anything, but then
when I was researching Ship and I looked at it,
I was like, what Ernie's getting fucked.
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
In the Ernie is Ice? It was how many times
I have to tell you, man, it is Ernie. I
do love that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
That that is Balkan Skull.
Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
That is okay, So Bulkan Skull is Batman Jay and
Ice is Robin. I'll give him that probably amongst the
best characters in the movie. I think I just think
Bette Miller sucked. I don't like her anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I know you don't. I know you don't, but I
feel like hocus Pocus was Oh my.
Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
God, it's Kathy to Jimmy too, and I do like her.
Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
She is funny, but it's hocus Pocus.
Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Was okay, fine, hocus Pocus is all right, It's okay. Yeah,
changed my mind on it. You got me to change
one of my opinions.
Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
It's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
That's fucking great. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
It's family friendly, it's funny, it's scary.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Bye bye bye.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Yes, I mean it's it's a cult classic.
Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
At this point it is all right, fine, I'll give
it its flowers. I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
The second one is one hundred and fifty thousand million
percent of cash grab.
Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I hate I think that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
I cannot stand it. It is absolute garbage.
Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
You could have given that money to homeless veterans instead.
Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Or an animal shelter, yeah, or many animals.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Or divided and divide and split it amongst the two things,
or give it to the actors ticket.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Who will take it performed in Yeah, Grace tafform.
Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Which, yeah, subscribe to our Patreon Disney.
Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
We're getting down to the last little bit I have.
I have four, Come on phone, I have four?
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I have three?
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Okay, well then I'll go for that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Have three now? Okay? Good? So uh.
Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
The movie Megan is just a new age of child's
play because it's garbage. It's a little kid who gets
a doll and the doll comes to life and it
starts killing people.
Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Child's play. I yes, a no, Megan sucks Bluemhouse, yep, yeah,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
I hate going No, I hate Megan and two point
oh just came out and I don't care to see
it at all. I don't want to waste my money.
I don't even want to take the two hours it's
going to take to watch that movie. I would rather
go soak my back soak in a bath of acid
than fucking would.
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
You rather watch The Exorcist? Yes, boom, that's two. We're
getting their boys, we're getting there, we're getting their folks,
We're bringing her around.
Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
I would rather go get my hoohah waxed with duct tape.
Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
But that's one of my favorite parts that you don't
hurt yourself, gentle no.
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
What I'm saying, though, is it's awful. All right, what's
your what's your next?
Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Found footage? Horror movies more deserve way more love than
they're getting.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
They deserve so much more credit.
Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
You gotta, uh sub make more Found footage. Yeah, don't
make it VHS. No, but if you want to, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
But VHS is are kind of getting kind of blee.
They should have stopped at three. No.
Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
No, yeah, four, they should have stopped it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Four.
Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
But no, give give found footage its flowers because those
movies kick ass and they're fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Oh my god, there was that one Found footage movie
where they go into the building and then there's the
church and then the cults and the sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Oh you hate them, Well, it's not my fault. You're impatient.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Sorry. Build up.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
The build up's fantastic. The build up is great. I
love the build up because they they also keep you
suspensed and on edge of your seat, and it's oh
love Hell House. Hell House is fantastic. If you guys
have not seen the Hell House.
Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
All but the third one are fantastic and wow, yeah
three three is okay, it doesn't suck. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
It's okay, yeah, all right. Next one for me is
movies like Shark Nato and Piranha three D are fucking
stupid and scary at all. Please stop making them. I
know you're trying to be haha, funny scary movies, but seriously,
it's not realistic. Realistic is what fucking scares people. Now,
m'd just be just for entertainment. Is the whole reason
(01:10:14):
why that they're putting it out there is for entertainment.
But that's honestly for me. If I had the choice
between a nineteen seventy two slasher that I know is
gonna be trash and Sharknado, I'm gonna watch the seventy two.
Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
That's gonna be trash, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Like stupid water that's colored with red food dye, like
spewing out of their body. Or a stupid cgi shark
that's gonna literally eat half the world. That's so stupid, stupid.
All right, what's your next one?
Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Dane Texas me, he made more Moonshina, he made it tonight.
Fucking shout out love you, Dane, my work, Besty.
Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
All right, what's your next one? Wrap this up?
Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
I got I know I do too. The Rocky Horror
Picture Show is fucking reparted.
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
That's not a horror movie.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
But I has horror in the title, so I classified
it as one. Yes, it sucks, it's stupid, stop giving
it its flowers.
Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Overrated.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
No, And if you go to do the rocky horror thing,
people probably just want to want If you you're the
people that talk during a movie, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Well it's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Now it's stupid. Everything surrounding that movie, the whole culture
is dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I want to rebuttle that, but I don't want to
put the energy into it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
That's fine, I.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Really don't like that's dumb.
Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Let it go. It's over it's overrated, it's stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Make it for what it is, that it's a cult classic,
that it's something that no one really cared about when
it came out, but now it's huge. Uh, it was
really big in the early two thousands, mid two thousands,
and then like died off. I have my pros and
cons about it, like I have my likes and dislikes,
(01:12:07):
but it is it is way too overrated, and I'm
not I'm not trying to be that person like yeah,
to where it's like oh, I thought it was cool
before it was cool, and everybody likes.
Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
It now and I underground.
Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Yeah, like, I'm not that kind of person.
Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
I've seen it. I watched it with you that one time,
long time ago. Hated every second of it.
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, it's I mean, you either have to like it
or not.
Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Yeah, and that's the thing. It sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
And I'm on the fence to where like, I haven't
seen it in way before Gunner was born, so I
haven't seen it in years, over eleven years. So might
watch it again, but I could still because I watched
it a lot that I would still replay it in
my head.
Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
No, if you want to like it, that's fine. I mean,
I well, anyone listening to this, yeah, yeah, just.
Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
It's not technically a horror movie, but yes, I agree, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
It's on my mount Rush Moore of first movies ever
put on film, of all time ever.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
It was a low budget. It was hey, let's throw
this together and see what it does.
Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
So next it's sitting right next to chexas Chainsaw three D.
I hate that movie. I think it's fucking stupid. It's
clown shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
God damn fucking hate that fucking ruined. Fucking two hours
of my fucking life wasted.
Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
It's fucking clown shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
The bust scene is the wait No three D do.
Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Your thing because because yeah, but also that one too.
You ruined my birthday Netflix. Fuck you hah. That did
come out on your on the on my thirty ninth birthday.
Fuck you Netflix.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
It was a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Yeah. If it wasn't for WWE, I probably get rid
of your ass. Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
My next one is sex and nudity and horror isn't
really needed. It is so welcomed, but it's really not
needed for the storyline.
Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
You're doing it because you want attention. Yeah, to add
to that, you want attention.
Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
M Yep, every slasher film has someone having.
Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Sex almost well almost yes, there's none of it. A
Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
The remake no, nope, the original Nope No. Which is
I mean, that's that's great, Like you really don't need
sex and nudity in it, Like nudity a little bit
of a nip slip, yes, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Fine, but when you're full on like fucking uh.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
The remake, Friday the Thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Any Friday the thirteenth, any of them, but yes.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
The Friday the thirteenth, where they're literally like the bed
is shattering because they're fucking so hard Freddy versus Jason.
Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Didn't need that opening scene with the chick at the
dock by herself. Hey Mike, is that you? And then
she is exactly her tits an ass? You even see
her puss?
Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Or when uh uh the in the bed before he
gets smashed in half.
Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Yeah, didn't need it, didn't need that.
Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Much sex in it. Yes, I understand that sex sells.
But if you can make a horror movie without sex
in it and it's still fucking brilliant, yep, more power
to you. Yeah, well there's another hot take of mine.
Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Yeah you got one more. I have one more, and
it is the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Should have only been
a one off film. No need for any of the sequels, Bravo,
I will agree, didn't need it. You have the remake,
but didn't need it. Didn't didn't need part two, didn't
need next Gen, Nope, didn't need him.
Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
None of them, no reason, literally almost every.
Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Single Halloween movie sequel. Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Could have left it at that, and it would have been.
Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
A good looking at you Mustafa cod.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
No look at Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Well, well they kind of left it open ish there. Yeah, no,
I get h Freday and Nightmare, I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
They left it open. But look at Halloween though, Yeah,
Michael was shot, he disappeared. That would have left suspense
as crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Yeah, like, no, you don't need it. Maybe maybe give
Halloween Halloween two and then that's it. Didn't need didn't
need Daniel Harrison, four, five, didn't need Paul run and six.
Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Scream could have lefted it one three. Yeah, yes, it
was added on, which was great. Yeah, but the first
movie could have ended it there.
Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Because Scream three gave you the conclusion to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Everything exactly, but one was so good. Yeah, it would
have ended it. They didn't leave it open. Yeah, these
movies they didn't leave it open.
Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Yeah. Scream three closed the chapter. It gave you the
why between for Billy, Mickey, stew and Nancy.
Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
But one could have stopped. They didn't need the second one.
They could have just cut it. Halloween could have cut
it Friday the thirteenth, and they could have maybe night
Mare and Elm Street. Eh, maybe they could chainsaw a masker. Yes,
could have cut it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
And that's that's what I like about the first three
screams is because it made two and three necessary.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
It didn't make it necessary they continued on the story.
But yeah, we're able to pick up where it was.
Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
They made him make sense exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah, which is why that is a great trilogy.
Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Yes, that's why it's my favorite. You ready, it makes
everything makes sense? Is this the last one on your list?
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
The last one?
Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
And it is?
Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
It is a very very very big, big hot take. Okay,
it's not you that's gonna hate, it's them that's probably
gonna hate.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
So I'm okay with us.
Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
You should be okay with it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Oh Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Night of the Living Dead is fucking boring. I love Romero,
but I cannot stand Nine of the Living Dead. I'm sorry, Oh,
I'm sorry. I can't. It's it's absolutely you say things.
(01:18:17):
I know you've said things.
Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
I feel like we've learned so much more about each other.
But if you're if you can die on that hill.
I respect your opinion, Yes, validated. Why.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
I just I've never watched it all the way through
because I've been so bored. It is boring to me.
Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Maybe you should watch it all the way through.
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
I don't think I'll make it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
I really don't think can you stand on that leg
without never seeing the entire thing?
Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
We have so many movies to watch on Sunday, but no,
it's I've I've literally never watched it all the way through.
In continuation, I've watched bits and pieces because it's always like, oh,
it's so fucking boring. I would rather watch something else.
There's always something else to watch besides Night of.
Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
The Living Debt, like the Exorcist.
Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
I'll give Night of the Living Debt free. What no,
I said, I give Night of the Living Debt a shot.
Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Okay, over the Exorcist. It's free on every on YouTube.
It's literally because everyone there are no rights to it.
You can play it if you want. I could fucking
throw it on here right now for all of you
to watch it and nothing will happen.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
We should do a watch along. Let's do just a
random night this week, throw it up on YouTube and
watch them you guys, watch me watch it?
Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Watch yeah, okay, new episode.
Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah we could or just a random YouTube video. Yeah,
just a random YouTube live.
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
But I don't want you to say that you don't
like it just because you want to die on the
hill that you have so.
Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
No I've had every opportunity to watch it, but because
it has been so funny, you just chosen not to.
It's not that I chose not to, it's the fact
that I've fallen asleep because it's so boring, or that
I didn't care to watch it because it was so boring,
and I had no no reason to want, like no
cause of like, oh I really have to watch this.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
It was just for me, sure, Yeah, whatever, Yeah, boo
boo this woman.
Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
That's horror movie hot takes.
Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Oh my gosh, let's never do this again. Sweating Right now,
we're gonna do another hot taking skin in with us,
just beating the ship up. You want to see the
conclusion of this episode, turn on YouTube. Because we're fighting.
There's physical violence, domestic.
Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
We're gonna have the cops called crying mommy. Why did
daddy hit mommy?
Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
She was talking shit about Georgia Barrow's first movie, This
fucking Kind, and then she want to talk about the air.
I will kill her, bitch, fuck you. And then you're like,
you think Halloween is a better Halloween based movie themed
movie the Trick or Tree fuck you? And then we're fighting.
Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Yep, there's gonna be lots of fights.
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
I will never say that trick or treat is better
than how No, it is.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
I agree with you that it is a better Holloway.
Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
That's where I was going with that. The tones of
the holiday make it superior to John Carpenter is Halloween.
That's that's where I was. I don't know if I
didn't know, if you knew or understood where I was
going with that. It's just the tones of the holiday.
Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Is it. Yea, I will That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
I agree with you. Yeah, that's why I said what
I said.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
We're done with this episode. I am sweating because.
Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
I'm I mean, I have a Sam Hayne. I have
Sam Hayne. I have Halloween on me. He's no, fuck
the tattoo.
Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
We are Halloween.
Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
No Sam, Now forgive her first. She not know what
she says.
Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Okay, just remember Sam's gonna get you. Remember on Halloween,
just keep the jack lanterns lit, give out candy, Always
check your candy, Always check your candy.
Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Yeah, wear a costume.
Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Wear a costume.
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Don't tp or egg people, that's not cool.
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Nope, and murder your local bus driver.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
You know what, if you break the traditions of Halloween,
you're gay and your mom's a hoe. Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Happy Halloween guys. Thanks for joining us for tap Room
of Terror. We've covered four of our episodes. We have
the fifth one coming up that is going to be.
Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
A ask me what it is? Oh never. That's on Netflix,
by the way, and I've never seen it with Britney
Murphy and I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
I've never seen I want to watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Sunday. Yeah, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
We're going to have back back to back back back
from movies. But no, guys, thank you so much for
joining us for the four episodes of tap Room of
Terror that we announced the fifth one. We hope you
guys enjoy. It's going down tomorrow and I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
It's going down on Monday. I did.
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
I did not have to put any thought into it.
Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Oh. Our recording of next is tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Yeah, the Halloween release episode.
Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Yes, where can they find us?
Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Thank goodbye? This at Grace tapperopod dot.
Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Com and everything that's on it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
I got heal heally, Okay, there we go, just too
and our socials. You can find us on x, Twitter, Facebook,
and Instagram. Grace tapfurm pond yep, and also make sure
to check out Legendary Gunner podcast. He's been absent for
a couple of weeks due to being busy and and
(01:24:00):
uh you know, having a three point o GPA.
Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Honorall shout out three point oh just founds and bees.
That's like the intercontinental title.
Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Of school grades as and be so proud of the
Legendary Gunner for uh you know, killing it in middle
school being a boss. Oh, such boss. But his episode will.
Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Drop on Sunday, So it came out yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Take a listen, don't forget about him.
Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Uh, I'm on it again. I told you I am
his co host. But I wanted you to come home
and be able to eat dinner and rest and even.
Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Though I literally skirt and right was your recording and yeah,
but anyway, so thank you guys for joining us for
movie hot Takes. Have a safe and happy Halloween, and we.
Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
Love you and we hope your rest of your week
is great. Thank you for spending your Monday with us.
We love you. Goodbye bye, and my news sign off.
Let's go watch SmackDown
Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
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