December 28, 2024 • 59 mins
From childhood memories that taught the Duo the power of words to the whimsical tales of pig pardons in sunny Miami, Common Sense Gurl and Noah cover it all. There's also a hearty discussion on fashion trends and societal norms, sprinkled with anecdotes about our podcasting journey. Whether it's the absurdity of selling bath water or the excitement of launching new podcast features, our camaraderie shines through. The duo wrap up with mutual appreciation for their growth and a promise of exciting new content, leaving you with a grin and anticipation for what's next on the Green Onions Podcast.
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
yeah, hey, hey, hey.
Welcome to the green onionspodcast.
I am common sense girl and I'mnoah, and this is the podcast
where we throw out a littlenonsense, a whole lot of sense,
more like a whole lot oflaughter.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
We throw out very little sense you got me oh,
let's, let's go ahead and let'sget it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Noah, how's it going?
How's?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
life it's going so good.
Anna, how was Christmas?
It was like best Christmas outof like the ones in recent
memory.
It was like this Christmascomparatively to like the last
five, six years.
I was very here for it.
It was awesome, awesome.
What about you?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It was great, it was great.
You, what about you?
It was great, it was great.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You know we got a new .
Did you exhibit your Grinchtendencies or no?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
no, I was more Cindy Lou.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
This year.
Yeah, you acted like Cindy Louthis year.
Yeah, I was more Cindy Lou,okay.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
But yeah, no, we have a new I don't want to say house
guest.
She'll be here for college.
She's here, little ducky, oldducky.
She grown now, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So, she can pay my bills eventually, you know.
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's why she complained about breakfast this
morning.
But whatever but it's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You're never grateful , huh.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Never these children know it's like I'm one of them.
I am, oh my goodness.
Well, that is great.
It's great to see you.
I haven't seen you in a wholeweek.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It feels so good to see you too.
So for the listeners it was avery she got here and I was
asleep, so I've been rushinguntil I sat down on this mic.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So I don't know why he's rushing.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm not trying to rush, I just think it's
inherently a part of me.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
As long as he didn't keep me outside For 20 more
minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You were out there for maybe 3.
How many minutes it had, to belike 4 or 5, maybe 3 25 minutes.
If we triangulate thecircumfritude of the
circumfritude.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You just wanted to say that word.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I think I just said, yeah, I had the word halfway and
then I wanted to throw adifferent end.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, circumfritude.
I'm sure there's some Englishmajor out there like what?
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
There is no word uh my goodness computitude
computitude you can just add toto the end of anything
apparently apparently you're apaulitude a paulitude,
paulitudeitude.
What's the root word of that?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Apalt.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Okay, apolitude, I like that.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Shockitude.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm here for it.
Just throwing that out there,just throwing stuff out there.
We're approaching the new year.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yes, yes, are you excited?
We're going to start y'all.
For y'all who don't know, we'regonna start the daniel fast,
january 1st 40 days, 40 nights.
And for those who don't knowwhat the daniel fast is,
basically you can have wholegrains, fruits and vegetables
and water on this fast and it's,it's supposed to be a spiritual
(03:23):
journey, trusting God the wholeway through.
And you know, resetting,resetting.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
See, I was excited about this last month.
As we creep at a snail's pacetowards the day, I'm regretting.
I agreed to it.
I'm not why.
I'm not regretting, I just needthe binder.
I'm regretting.
I agreed to it.
I'm not why Not?
I'm not regretting, I just needthe binder I need.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You will be fine.
You're getting nervous overnothing.
This is going to be a greatexperience.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Now and then we have our like morning phone calls.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yes.
During yes, so we can set theday, set the tone.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Set the mood, the feng shui.
The feng shui yes, the fengshui.
Because we like to switch thefeng shui.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So yeah, we're doing this.
I do it every year.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I've never done a fast.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's one of my favorite fasts.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I do unintentional intermittent fasting, which is
basically just me forgetting toeat.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, so I mean, but yeah, no, we're going to be
depending on God and everything.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, we're going to do this.
I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And anybody who wants to join us.
Definitely, we will be puttingup verses.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And you need to get in like and prayers and
meditations, a group chat withus.
Yes, we need a support group.
We do Of people doing theDaniel verse.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But I will have our verse, our Bible verses, daily
Bible verses, prayers andmeditation on our Instagram page
.
You're welcome.
So if you guys want to join usor just drop a line you know,
see how we're doing Call GreenOnions HQ, HQ.
So if you guys want to join, usor just drop a line.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You know see how we're doing.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Call Green Onions HQ, hq.
Yeah, call our headquarters.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And we'll be able to connect you with a
representative.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But no, it's perfect, so I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Do you have any New Year's plans?
Well, the ones we have as agroup Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And then bowling, you said Texas Roadhouse, yeah,
they gonna charge you some taxes.
And then Texas.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Roadhouse.
She said Texas.
Oh, that's my, I'm waking upvoice.
Texas Roadhouse Bowling.
And then back here For like toring in the new year.
You're invited, also I here, toring in the new year You're
invited also I know you betterbe coming.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'm in the chat.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Are you coming?
This was the whole plan of thepodcast to grow you on like.
Ask you here.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Were you talking with Ian about it?
I feel like it was a groupthing.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, it's going to be a whole thing, but you're
coming.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Remember, I'm like 105 and you guys are like that
doesn't mean anything I might beasleep I'm 200 in dog years
then I don't want to talk abouthow old I am.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Like we're not gonna even do that to ourselves.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, fine before we get into the initial reading and
the food for thought what forchristmas?
Summed up, what was thefavorite gift you gave or
received?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
like you can pick either well, I don't accept
gifts, okay normally I try notto accept gifts.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Let me take that back .
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I try not to accept gifts.
Let me take that back.
I try not to accept gifts forchristmas.
However, things end up on mydesk at work and it's fine, um,
they're into it, um, but I gave.
I think the favorite gift Igave was nope, that was the
birthday Was a Stitch bag.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Like Stitch together.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No like Lilo and Stitch.
Oh yeah, yeah, I think that wasone of the icings on the top.
And then Was it just like thereaction of who you gave it to
that made the present.
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
The other ones, you, you know,they're little kids, they're
excited about everything yeah,so I'm like, I mean, they woke
(07:32):
up excited.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm like, uh, yeah, I'm not ready and I don't know
if it's the weather, just likemessing around, but it's weird,
like with it being 70 today Iknow and usually in la.
In LA it's like supposed to bewarmer, so like, with the
temperature dropping and thennot dropping, it's got my
innards all discombobulated.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I know it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
But that's very cute.
Who is it for?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Actually, it was for the oldest, really, yeah, it was
for her.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh, okay, yeah, she's for the oldest.
Really, yeah, it was for her.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
She's a big fan, so we did that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I used to watch that show a lot when they put out the
movies I like the movies.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, the kid still does the college kid.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
They're still hey.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Not the little ones.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You're talking to somebody with a full cartoon
sleeve on my leg.
You're right, you're right,you're right, I think I'm.
Yeah, I think I'm siding overthere, yeah I'll abort the
mission.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'll back up my favorite gift.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Honestly, like the gifts were cool, but for me it
was family.
I hadn't been able to spendtime with my sister for a while,
and just that experience withher and my dad.
It made me feel cozy and warm,and that's what the holidays are
all about Absolutely.
She also is a banging cook, soshe made some of the best food I
(09:03):
have gained.
I got home after the two-daything and I got on the scale and
I gained like 25, 30 pounds.
I'm not even going to lie.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We're going to have to have her on the show for the
YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
She is insane.
All my cooking tips I get fromher.
She's just a genius and good atbaking too, and that's always
my thing.
Like I don't like bakingbecause there's so much
precision to it, with cookingthere's more of like a like a
funk like a yeah.
(09:35):
Okay, if you want it cookedthis much, then that's easy.
Um gift wise, though my dadkills it every year, my mom
killed it this year.
Uh, yeah, it was uh, I'd haveto say the green onion stuff.
We got our first like couplemerch I know.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And then thank you, papa joel I know right.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Hopefully they'll be widely accessible soon, but I'm
wearing it right now.
Actually, this would be a goodtime to have a camera on the
show, but yeah, it was awesome.
Holidays, family cheerspreading goodwill towards men.
I said that at work the otherday.
I was like I said it was likeoff the cuff.
(10:25):
I was like, hey, how you doingtoday to somebody and they're
like good.
And I was like, are youspreading good will towards men
and they're like what huh?
I was like, yeah, I take thatback.
That's I don't think that'slike a deep cut from the
christmas lore no, probably not,probably not.
Probably not.
(10:45):
Alright, are we getting intothe reading?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You're on.
No, you're the opener.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, damn it, I'll mix this, up, see
, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
She's not prepared.
Green.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Onions audience.
Oh, I'm prepared.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I just didn't want to be the first one to talk.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
She's always prepared .
I just didn't want to be thefirst one to talk.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
She's always prepared .
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But here we are, she sleeps with two eyes open.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Literally, and not because I want to Oof, I'm just
joking, tell me about it All theinsomniacs in the listening to
the wake up.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Wake up.
That's Noah Okay, december 28th.
On being Remembered.
This is coming from the DailyStoic 366 Meditations on Wisdom,
perseverance and the Art ofLiving by Ryan Holiday and
Stephen Hasselman.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Hassel, don't give him a hassle.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Everything lasts for a day the One who Rem, who
remembers, and the remembered bymark aurelius marcus aurelius
yep, sorry, I'm not gonna I'mnot gonna cut you off, I'm gonna
.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You've let me stumble through enough of these I'm
like yep, that's it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Meditations.
Take a walk down 41st streettoward the beautiful new y York
City Public Library with itsmajestic stone lions.
On your way up Library Wayyou'll pass a gold placard laid
into the cement, part of aseries of quotations from great
writers throughout history.
(12:20):
This one is from Mark Aurelius.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Aurelius.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Marcus Aurelius.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Everything is only for a day, both that which
remembers and that which isremembered.
The library itself was designedby the firm of John Maverin
Carere.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
See when they get in the names bag.
It's difficult, I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We need to just start making up names for these ones,
oh Lord we're going to make upsome firm, one of the 20th
century's most accomplishedarchitects.
It combines the collections ofsuch luminaires and
philanthropists as Samuel Tilden, john Jacob Astor and James
(13:06):
Lennox, and their names arecarved into the stone.
Today, the naming rights go tothe hedge fund manager, stephen
A Schwarzman.
The opening of the library in1911 was attended by President
William Howard Taft, governorJohn Alden Dix and New York City
Mayor William J Gaynor.
(13:26):
The plaques you pass on yourway were designed by the
excellent Greg LeVere.
Marcus's quote makes us ponderhow many of these people have we
heard of?
Not a damn one.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Exactly, we don't even know the name.
Taft was easy because it wasfour letters.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
The people involved in the story of the library were
some of the most famous men inthe world, masters of their
respective crafts which beyondimagination, in some cases, even
along Library Way.
Many of the famous authors areunfamiliar to the modern reader.
They are all long gone, as arethe people who remember them.
(14:08):
All of us, including marcus,who is passed over by just as
many unaware pedestrians, lastfor just a day at most huh it's
kind of a little.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, it's not.
It's kind of like the artistthing.
I hate to say these wordstogether, but I feel like with
social media and stuff, peopledon't do it for what it's
(14:44):
supposed to be done for, asopposed to just attention.
Now, whatever field it is orwhatever kind of, whatever art
it is, it's not.
It's done so you can tellpeople you do it and not because
you have to do it for the souland honestly I think, yeah, I
(15:04):
think we need to get back tothat um uh, just the just that
like foregoing recognition, likeI don't think you need.
If you're setting out to dosomething and it makes your soul
happy and it's like anexpression of self, I don't
(15:27):
think you should think youshould get recognized or you're
against, you're like any moreprofound than anybody else's
idea and you need to post 40Instagram or TikTok storiesok
stories about it right I'm kindof over that, uh.
(15:49):
But in regarding to marcusaurelius and taft or whatever,
he was one of the bad presidents, I know that, but um, I think
they just did it because it wasin their soul.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I don't think there was any outside pressure.
I feel like the weight ofsocial media and what can
possibly come from doingsomething artistic, kind of
clouds and waves, like shadows,the genuine, true purpose of
what people in that time woulddo to just express themselves
(16:27):
yeah does that tie into thatquote at all?
Do you?
Are you following even a littlebit?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I think I'm following all of what you're okay, you're
picking up what I'm putting inyeah, yeah, yeah, I've picked it
up, put it back down andevaluated it.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
It is tying in.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
You know, I'll be like having a side eye.
You'll be like, oh lord, herewe go.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Where's he?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
going, am I willing back in.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Is this another one?
Are we doing this again?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
No, ptsd, none at all .
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Mm-mm-mm.
No, it is.
I was thinking about that.
Like stuff has progressed somuch and despite the landscape
changing.
I think good art, in whateverfield, and one that's not
(17:31):
self-righteous or self-serving,and it's something you're
putting out to the world so thatthey potentially can take what
they can take from it to furtherthemselves, that's like,
whatever lane it is, the goodand the pure intention in that
will always overcome, like thesaturation and the multitude of
(18:02):
people that just want to do it,to do it.
Okay, I worked through that.
I worked through that on themic, real time.
She's watching my brain fire.
I'm warming up the pistons,everybody.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Like literally.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Oh hey, that was good okay.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, I'll give it to you was it okay?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
did you follow?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
we actually have a.
She's not a guest, she's likean audience member in our studio
here in la.
Thank you for flying out, Iknow, and she probably thinks
we're weird as hell, but it'scool it's cool, no're going to
Rodeo after this.
I'm getting my.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
G-Wagon.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
He's not getting a G-Wagon.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
We already had this I'm getting in my G-Wagon.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
He doesn't have a G-Wagon.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
There's three G-Wagons.
You know he doesn't and heleased the.
And it's my dick and shaft.
No, no, no, my balls didn'tshow, oh Lord, those are my
G-Wagons.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Let me just say Mama.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
How far are we into the episode?
Everybody that wasn't going tolisten to the whole thing
already tuned out, so I feellike we're good.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Oh my gosh.
So did you hear about thisstory about baby pigs getting
Christmas pardon from Floridamayor in a Cuban twist on White
House turkey tradition?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No.
Well, great, but they can'tpardon people that sold weed.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I mean, Wilbert is important.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, but my buddy that I used to get an 8, he was
really nice.
Okay, what about Wilbur's?
He should have sold it in astate where it was legal.
Well, that's the point youcan't sell it in a state where
it's legal, because it's legal,and you're just like an
(20:04):
independent contractor and atthat point you just need to pick
up a wheelbarrow.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
And that's what we're saving Wilbur.
Okay, I feel like this is.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
That was my dealer's name too Wilbur Wilbur
Rettenbacher.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Well.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Wilbur.
Rettenbacher, who makes popcornand the third, he gets very
disgruntled.
If you don't, we had to put athird, down there there was more
of them.
Wilbur Rettenbacher.
The third oh lord.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Well, that's why they probably really threw him in
jail the morning episodes aregreat it had nothing to do with
weed at all.
They threw him in jail becauseof that horrible name.
Well, I don't think it'shorrible, wilbur.
So your name after a pig andpopcorn.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I think it could have used some work shopping.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Well, I'm sure they didn't have AI when we're coming
up with his name, since he'sthe third one in.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, it could have used some work shopping For sure
.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Okay, so he's pig popcorn.
Okay, gotcha I want to name mykid oh never, mind, I didn't
have one okay, I was betweensylvester and clarence, slarence
, celeste solaric solarigans I.
He said clarence.
(21:23):
I have so many comments on that, the Clarence, that I think I
should just abort the missionwhat if I named him Gumball or
Darwin?
No one's letting you name thatbaby that or Darwin.
I'll suck up Darwin, butGumball.
Yeah, then I can call him Gummy.
Gummy sounds too close to dummy.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I want to name my kid like a dog and my dog like a
person.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Dear Jesus, please don't bless him with a dog so we
can abort that mission.
No, actually my dog name anddear Jesus, please.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I think we've already discussed this, but the dog
name I have in mind is Molecule.
Okay, that's fine for the dog,but then the nickname will be
Molly and I'll be like Molly.
Dear Jesus, please let the mamabe very aggressive.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Molly Molecule means and be like Respusha, and do not
let him name that baby Gumball.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Who is Respusha?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You never watched Norbit who Norbit?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Oh yeah, I've seen Norbit.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I hope she's aggressive.
She's like no, you ain't namedmy baby Gumball.
It's too close to Dumbball orDummy.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
My kid's gonna get bullied.
Your kid better not get bullied, he's gonna get bullied before
he goes to school.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
How the hell is that possible?
Who's bullying him you?
The stuff he hears from thekids is gonna be like Dear Jesus
.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I was prepared.
My dad ran me through bullyboot camp.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, the stuff he hears from the kids is going to
be like whatever.
I was prepared.
My dad ran me through bullyboot camp.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Dear Jesus, we are going to have a babysitter for
Noah to keep his own child.
No, remember, did you have themultiplication tables, like how
you would have like a minute tofill out like a hundred
multiplication, yeah, timetables, yeah, did you do that, like
were you good at that minute tofill out like a hundred
multiplication yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
timetables.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, did you do that Like were you good at that?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yes, I was very good A student.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I was good too, but the only reason I hated math,
obviously.
But they promised me that if Ilike got it, that they would
take me to Chuck E Cheese.
So we went to Barnes and Noble,I got a book and then I went to
Chuck E Cheese and that's a dayI very vividly remember.
Why are there so many boogers?
(23:32):
Like what kid was it?
Like McDonald's play placesaren't a thing anymore, but like
it was the same with Chuck ECheese.
You'd just be crawling aroundon something and there'd be a
fat ass booger.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Like how did these kids have deviated septums.
And when you went to chuckycheese, that's what you remember
is a booger.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
When I went to chucky cheese no, I remember the fun
stuff, the the star wars game,where you were on the lance
feeder I mean, I remember thatkind of stuff, but you
deliberately remember a booger.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I remember a rat, the piece of the wings and how I
didn't like getting in the ballsbecause they were terrified.
They were not bleached and youknow my mom cleaned everything
in bleach so I got touched at achucky cheese.
I'm sure you did if you'rerolling around in the balls it
(24:20):
was like a phantom hand, thegoat, mr Chucky himself.
Oh God, and this is why wedon't take the kids to Chuck E
Cheese.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
No, you can take them .
I think every kid needs to gettouched, at least once it builds
character.
Okay, that got really dark.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
No, that's not how that works.
Listeners.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay, I take that back.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Don't touch oh my God , we're going to be on Council
Culture already this is going tobe it.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
This is an R-rated podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, and we're on Council Culture.
You know how?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
people.
This is obviously all satirical, like I'm not actually being
serious.
I said something the other day.
Somebody came into the job,right?
Oh my gosh, I was working withjack and I swear to god I, this
kid, was mad.
He had to like download the appand do the whole nine to get in
(25:15):
for the day.
I was like yeah, and he wasscoffing the whole time and he
was being so arrogant and butlike you know me, you got a fake
customer service.
He walked away and I looked atJack and I said I hope his dad
beats him.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh, my God, like I hope.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It was terrible.
I was like how did that come tomy head?
And then I looked at Jack and Iwas like am I an asshole?
And he's like you sometimes are.
I don't think you know you'rebeing one and I think when you
say comments like that, youdon't think how detrimental and
actually hurtful that canpotentially be to somebody.
So if I cut, I cut deep.
(26:00):
I figured that out.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
You figured it out.
I figured it out a long timeago, but I'm glad I figured that
out.
You figured it out.
I figured it out a long timeago, but I'm glad you figured it
out.
I go right to the bone.
You do, yeah, actually, you cutthrough the bone.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
And then you have the nerve to try to put it back
together.
That's not how that works.
I cut through the bone and tryto stitch it up.
I'm not even trying to heal thebreak.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
We're not putting no metal in it, just put the
bandaid on that.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
You'll be alright.
I think it's because I'm solike with how much I feel like
I'm digging for compliments andstuff.
I do feel like.
You're great, noah, there's nota lot of stuff that can get to
me.
There's some stuff that I'll belike.
Eh, I've had a lot of messybreakups and the type of shit
(26:47):
people say to you in a messybreakup it makes your skin real
thick real fast.
So I'm pretty sure anybody thatlike doesn't know me isn't
going to like affect me thatmuch based on what they say.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I ain't going to lie.
I do like, when Noah does kindof get a little mad though,
because it's kind of funny, Iget in the pocket.
He do, but there's some thingshe says about people I can't
unsee.
So it's hard for me to justlook at some people and like ugh
Garden gnome.
Oh man no it would hit a pointin school.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
One time I made a girl cry and it was because I
thought she was cute.
No, so it hit a point in school.
One time I made a girl cry andit was because I thought she was
cute.
No, so it was in recess.
And you know how when you're akid, you kind of like the person
you're kind of interested in.
You're like, oh, you stink, youknow.
Yeah, like it's like a term ofendearment, Like being like.
Oh, they're gross.
(27:51):
Yeah, I used to kickrey in theballs a lot oh I didn't know
this thing.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Okay, I come from a house full of steel toe.
Nah, we're in arizona.
It's tennis.
It's tennis shoes.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Tennis shoes, sandals oh no no, but there was this
girl I found really cute.
Her name was Olivia, but shewas a little overweight.
But I thought she was very cuteas a kid on the playground.
They were like the number 10.
I called her fat, oh, and shewas like a little chunkier
(28:16):
Called her fat.
This is the crazy part of thestory, though he needed somebody
to warm him up in thewintertime.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
He don't miss that opportunity.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, because yeah, I missed it.
That was literally the sum upof my love life until now,
apparently, but so I called herfat.
And the funny thing about thisstory is when I was doing ACT
testing, they do a pool, so allthe schools in the area go to
(28:47):
one school to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
She was in my ACT class.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
She was a baddie, wasn't she?
No, she was like anorexicbecause she kept taking Adderall
.
And I kept thinking I was like,and we had a conversation and
she was like yeah, I'm really on, like, I'm just trying to lose
weight.
And I was like, did me sayingwhat I said 10 to 12 years ago
have any effect?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Right, you started to feel bad about it.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I was like holy shit, maybe words do, maybe my words
do make an impact.
Yeah, not the right impact, soI've been trying to work on it,
I think, with the daniel fast.
That's something I'm going toconscientiously be aware of.
Yeah, I feel like I've rambledfor 20 minutes oh, you did well
oh it's tough I'm trying to getbetter.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So you all know how I literally just said I love when
he gets mad.
I don't want him to get madanymore because clearly he may
have put this girl in theanorexic role oh, I can cut deep
.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I don't forgive myself for that.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I lay awake and think about her well, as long as you
feel bad about it in the hot way.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Just kidding, alright .
What's next?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
oh my gosh, I forgot to read this pig story.
I don't know where it went sofar we started oh, the pig story
.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
That story is kind of cheeks how do we know?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
we never started it.
It's about a pig who gotpardoned not to get slaughtered,
him and his friends.
Wilbur Alfred Little.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Margaret, is it the?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
one from Charlotte's Web.
Ooh, he's old, that be old.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Ain't nobody want to eat him anyways Are pig ears
like dog ears.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
No, I thought pigs were just pigs.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I don't know.
Ask my ex oh, I'm joking whichone?
Oh shit, all of them, all ofthem.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
All my exes live in Texas.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I got Georgia straight.
I ought to go to Georgia Statewith tuition, as handled by some
random.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
That's the remix.
No, that's Drake.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Well he's canceled now too.
Okay, where are we going?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, yeah, you probably.
Read to me about the part yeah,yeah, this was within miami as
the stars.
A friday show in downtown miami.
Baby pigs glinda why they needthis damn pig, this god elfa
faba, what white woman named apig elphaba.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
What white woman named a pig Elphaba.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
And Glenda, I can do Glenda.
Oh, that's wicked.
Yeah, okay, that makes sense younever have to worry about
gracing the dinner table at theCuban-American family's home on
Christmas Eve.
Really, public pardons for thetwo piglets were granted by the
mayor of Miami-Dade County,daniela Levine Cava, in a
(31:51):
seven-year South Florida riff onthe White House tradition of
partying two turkeys atThanksgiving.
The four-month-old pigs namedafter the good and wicked
witches in the musical Wickedwill live out their expected 12
to 15 years at an animalsanctuary south of Miami.
I think that's pretty cute.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
That's very cute.
Yes, I'm here for that.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Now, these pigs have been around a little.
I mean they're a little pigless, but why did y'all name them
after the musical?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I know you don't want my opinion on the topic.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
No, probably not.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
All right, what's the next?
I love how we've hit that pointwhere certain stuff you say to
me I'm like you don't want tohear what I have to say about
that, and you're like, actuallyI don't, you're just going to
waste the air time.
I have been playing guitar alot that's.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I know that's off subject, but Aren't you like a
musician or something?
Just started throwing it outthere.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, yeah, I've been getting better.
I've been getting better.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I'm like, yeah, that was way like awesome.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
A musician is very Posterous, no Pompous.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
So you're an artist.
Sure, when is your single goingto drop next year?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Sometime.
I'm still working out the bugs.
I've had bed bugs for like ayear, so I'm working out the bed
bugs.
I'm glad I got my own place inLA.
I'm getting it fumigated.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I'm glad I got my own place in LA.
I hope you'll stay at the Ritzor something.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I don't actually have bed bugs, I have termites.
All right on to the next.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I mean, it didn't get any better from there.
You're one step from havingroaches.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I don't think you would step in my house if it
even emanated the vibe of havingany of those things.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
No, I wouldn't.
We'd be doing a podcast in aparking lot somewhere?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
hell no, we actually.
Hell yes, we would if you had.
Okay, anna, we really needthese pop filter things on here
if you.
I've been asking for themforever and I can't believe they
got them delivered to you.
Do you have a podcast?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
actually I do have a podcast at your house?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
no, and I want them because I'm trying to use them
to make music too.
I might go to oh, that's whathe's doing.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
That's why, okay, now he tells me the real reason
well, you bought a pack rightlike a yeah, they do come in a
pack okay, good.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Do you know?
Lana Del Rey recorded one ofher albums vocally on this mic
that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
See anything is possible.
Impossible a dollar and a dream.
Gravity on this, Mike.
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
See, anything is possible, impossible.
A dollar and a dream Gravity.
What's her name?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Glendaba.
No, there's Glenda and then theother one was Elphaba.
Yeah, which one's?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
it Ariana?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Is she fine now?
Have you looked at her?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
no, she's kind of gaunt.
Both of them are yeah, I mean,that's what happens when you
date Spongebob.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I just died.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I just died, y'all somebody resuscitate me.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
No, lord, have mercy also.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I don't think we hit this two points ago, but I also
hope all the listeners andpeople that tune in had a
wonderful holiday too.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yes.
I'm sure they did, if they'relistening to us.
They had a great holiday.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, they made it through it, or it was so bad
that.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
We're their only hope .
We're their only hope, exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I feel like I'm in Star Wars right now.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Green onions, you're my only hope.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
He watches too much DisneyChannel.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
No, I was a Nick kid.
Actually, I was a CartoonNetwork kid, and when I was in
middle school I got into AdultSwim and then, no, it was Disney
too.
Wizards of Waverly Place, Gasshow.
My sister used to watch allthat stuff, so I just watched
(36:14):
what she watched.
And then she got into, like,Gilmore Girls.
So I've seen all the Gilmore.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Girls.
I like shows like that.
Cw Psych.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Psych is a great show .
I feel like a lot of ourpodcast Is us just saying stuff
we've watched, is it yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
These people better watch it too.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
They'll become exponentially cooler.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
What was the?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Williamson County dress code.
I guarantee if they Watchedhalf the stuff or listened to
Half of the words we said,they'd get cooler.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm serious, I'll be the first to say it especially
our Williamson County dress codepeople, oh my god like where do
they go, fuckboycom, to gettheir like fashion advice?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
also, I'm tired of wife beaters.
Nobody wants to see that.
They're supposed to be anundershirt.
They're not supposed to beoutside fashion advice Also.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I'm tired of wife beaters.
Nobody wants to see thatthey're supposed to be an
undershirt.
They're not supposed to beoutside, they're not cholos.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
The fucking crazy thing to me is the people at our
job.
They're like well, the girlsare able to walk around and
nothing.
Why can't I?
Because you're ugly.
Nobody likes dudes, nobodywants to see dude like that's
why how about go get some swagbut?
(37:32):
wife beaters are not workoutunless you're freaking cholo in
the hood in la I mean you gottawear a wife beater like
correctly, and none of thepeople have the body type to
wear a wife beard correctly,like all the fitness influencers
and shit.
I'm like dog, this is thedumbest.
No, I can't wait for thatindustry to crash and burn to
(37:55):
the ground it's not hard.
All you gotta do is like liftlift it's like the easiest
fucking thing and then you actlike you're the one that does it
right, like no bitch.
You still are ugly as fuck andyou have no swag.
Gym shark clothes are ugly allthat shit's ugly.
(38:18):
Get a personality funny story.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
He talks about Gymshark because it's in here
thinking about like Get afucking personality.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
No, they all wear, they all have a.
Have you ever had anything move?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
you I'm specifically talking to the person that's
wearing Gymshark right now.
Have you ever looked at thesunrise and felt something?
Because I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yes, the wind going through the front of their hair
with their just a bieber swoopcut and their mullet going in
the back.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
that's what they had I guarantee they unironically
listen to yeet.
No, not even yeet.
I guarantee, all right, I'mgoing to stop.
I could keep going.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I know you can and.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
I don't know, like, do you ever work at that like
work and like they're just alllike copy paste of the same
person?
Yeah, so like, do you ever feelkind of like a misnomer?
Because I feel like that.
I always feel like I'm the onethat's kind of like am I
(39:33):
different in a bad way?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Oh no, I think I'm different in a great way.
Yeah, me too, Because.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I actually have substance somewhere.
Yeah, I might have to look forit sometimes but I'm like, I'm
my own person, I love this andand also they probably do have
something somewhere, but likewhat they're displaying on the
outside doesn't want me to likeI don't want to learn anything
about that and 90 of the girlsthat they like come up and
they're like, wow, that girl'sbad.
They're definitely just gonnabe like a apple sack and pet.
(40:01):
They're not gonna do shit.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
So it's kind of like I don't know you know, you're
right, they come in there andthey, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
There's no passion, no gumption.
They don't have any passion orgumption Because they don't have
any identity of themselves.
That hasn't been given to themfrom fucking Jim Shark.
Alright, I'm done.
That was it.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I don't think we're getting sponsorship from Jim
Shark.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Fuck Jim Shark.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Damn, they make a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
No, we'll go.
Fabletics I like.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Fabletics, yeah, yeah .
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Fuck, carbon Fuck, all right.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I like it.
I got it Promoted to you byFabletics.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
No, I really like the working out aspect of
self-improvement.
It's just what we related toback to Marcus Aurelius.
It's not self-improvementanymore, it's how can I do this
so other people view it?
And I have this persona thatI'm putting out that honestly.
(41:06):
In my opinion, they put it outand they don't believe in
themselves.
Maybe I'm viewing that surfacelevel, but I don't know.
I just really respect thepeople that go in and don't Like
you know the people there everyday same routine, and they're
just doing it for their mentalhealth.
(41:27):
Yeah, People like that y'all canwear a wife beater and I won't
judge you at all, but the littlefuckwads.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I think they're the ish.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Go home.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
And got a half a titty.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, fine, or call it a pick, or like the people
that have been working on acouple weeks that don't have the
body to pull it off yet butthink they can.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I kind of like that confidence.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Those are the funniest people.
I like that confidence too.
I'm being very judgmental thismorning, aren't I?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Okay, I take it back.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
You should have brought him a Red Bull or
something, but I didn't know itwas going to be this way.
We never had this problembefore this problem.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
yeah, you woke me up early she called me I opened my
eyes and I had hit speaker andshe said I'm outside, I'm like
god damn it.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
She was like I told you I'd be and I was late.
I gave him a courtesy and I waslate.
I mean jeez, but I didn't knowit was going to be this rough
for him.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Okay we need something positive.
I feel like 15 minutes of thispodcast has been me ranting
about how unoriginal fuckwadsare.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Okay, you need something positive.
You want to hear the storyabout the Detroit area library
Says the Chicago man can keep anoverdue baseball book 50 years
later.
Can you imagine the fees onthat?
First of all, bro, you stillhave the book.
Kudos on that.
Kudos on that.
(42:56):
Um, I just think that's funny,um what was it?
Um a man.
You laughed at the punchlinebut a man.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
uh, what was it?
A man?
You laughed at the punchline.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
But a man.
50 years later he has thebaseball book.
A Chicago library said he cankeep the book.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
What were the fees?
What were the fees that rackedup?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
I don't know, but it was too damn much.
He probably couldn't afford it.
I'm like first of all, you havethe book.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I gotta take out a second loan on my house to
finance the book from thelibrary.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
But I'm like you have the book and then you have
audacity to try to return it.
I would have been like honey,we don't even remember.
Honestly, I think it's justpretty impressive.
Think about it.
About 50 years ago, I don'tthink they had the catalog.
Well, not the catalog, but thethe discography.
Yeah, to.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
The resume.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
To keep track of the books.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Oh no, that's like backlog.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, like they don't have the backlog.
I'm like that information fromthe IBM.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Do libraries still exist?
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Oh, we were supposed to get Kindles for each other.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yes, we are.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
We just didn't and you were saying a place, but
don't continue to say that place, because we're not there.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
There is a library that is really nice.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Here.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah, very nice Nice.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I used to love librariesbury.
I had like a like a memory ofbeing sick.
Whenever I was sick and I'dstay up from school like
actually sick, not like fakesick I would always go to my mom
, would take me to get gingerale, a snack of my choice, which
always sucked because the dayshe would buy food you're sick,
so you're not like hungry so andthen we'd go to the library and
(44:50):
I'd be able to pick out, whichalways sucked because the day
she would buy food you're sick,so you're not hungry and then
we'd go to the library and I'dbe able to pick out a DVD.
Your ass is sick and you went tothe library spreading your
little cooties all over theplace.
No, we would pick a DVD that Icould go back and watch.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Okay, so you weren't going all over the place
spreading your little germs.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I'd get Scooby-Doo.
That's where I watched thefirst batman like 1940s, not
batman superman the 1940s, likeanimated superman.
They had that dvd at thelibrary I used to go to as a kid
nice and it was like myfavorite looney tunes.
I would just.
I liked being sick, but Ididn't like spaghettios.
(45:26):
Oh my god, spaghettios with themeatballs.
She'd make those.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
He's like I'm going to go buy me some SpaghettiOs
today.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well, this time of year always makes me like,
nostalgic for like sick this isalways the time people get sick.
I feel like and have memorieswith being sick.
Well, hopefully you don't getsick.
Is that just me?
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah, that's just you .
All right, I'm going to let youroll with that one Fart, but
you're on a good roll with thewhole nostalgia part.
Yeah, I get that part.
Yeah, sick, I wouldn't have putit all together, but hey, here
we are.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Well, there's some nostalgicness to being sick.
I feel like we all had ourstuff.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah, I had chicken pox during Christmas and gave it
to half the class and then theygot healed before I got healed
and they all went to a Christmasparty up the street.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
You had chicken pox.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah, and then Santa came down the street to visit me
and that's why I got some ofthe scars on my face, because I
had really bad chicken pox.
Someone requested over.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
It was really bad.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
There's a vaccine for chicken pox.
Now right, yes, there's been avaccine, I had the vaccine,
don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Oh, it just didn't work.
It sure didn't, and mygrandmother tried to get me to
give it, if you give me chickenpox.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Well, my grandmother tried to get me to give it to
everybody else in the house andno one was biting.
And my sister never got chickenpox and literally everybody in
the house had it at least once.
Is it like a cannibal?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
thing.
Is it like human flesh eatingdisease?
No Like if you get chicken pox.
It's like bath salts.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
No, and then you think everybody else is chicken.
No.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Where did chicken pox come from?
Did it stem from chicken?
I don't know If it did shoot.
I should have chicken pox comefrom Did?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
it stem from chicken.
I don't know If it did shoot.
I should have chicken pox everyday then.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
If you get chicken pox, you should get a lifetime
supply of chicken from Tyson.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
I don't think that's how that works.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Let's brand diseases, let's get sponsors.
Okay, so smallpox or let's justblackmail businesses, saying
that they gave us a certainthing and the only way it's
gotta be easier than this.
I feel like, morally though, Iwouldn't be able to do some shit
(47:43):
like that no, cause.
You know, it's like people thatsell their bath water but don't
actually sit in the bath water.
They just fill a cup with waterLike morally.
Well, morally you couldn't evenget in the bath water and sell
what you're promising to people.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
First of all, that's just gross Like how are we to?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
that point that we're desperate.
How do people live withthemselves?
How do they sleep at that?
We're selling bath water.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Why are we selling bath water Well?
Speaker 1 (48:07):
bath water that they were in.
Morally, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Who's buying that?
Some freak in China, like, why,like, tell me why, like.
Why are we selling bath water?
Is time that hard?
I know I spent a crap ton ofmoney in the past couple days on
food trying to feed the family,but times isn't that hard now
I'm selling bath water.
(48:31):
I'm one step from selling pissthen.
If that's the case, who needsclean pee?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Can you imagine some guy buying your clean pee and
then they're like sir you'repregnant.
There's probably a hefty marketfor that with drug testing.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
They're like sir, you know you're six months pregnant
.
What yeah, you got it from AnneLouise.
Like just ridiculous, what theSam Dickinson's monkeys.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
I just showed her a picture.
But I am excited for the newyear.
We got stuff coming up.
Talk about the future a littlebit.
We got there are going to besome improvements to the Green
Onions podcast, letting all thelisteners know that there is
going to be some upage ofquality and we will start
(49:24):
putting out video form content.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
It'll be on our YouTube channel, which, believe
it or not, we do have a YouTubechannel as well.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
So follow it now, because it'll be soon when that
stuff starts dropping.
Also, we'll be getting back inclips.
I've been working on a littletheme song.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Stuff will Book clubs .
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Book club.
We got a lot of stuff plannedfor the new year, so um
everybody that has listened, weappreciate you very much and are
thankful and grateful and keeplistening.
Just happy to be doing it fory'all too.
I think this has been a superfun thing that me and Anna get
to do.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Yeah, yeah.
Believe it or not, you know Ilearned a lot about Noah.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Which what?
Okay, that's, I think.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
And I think he learned a lot about me too.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, I think this point of us in this podcast
relationship thing, what beforewe started this and you didn't
know all you know now, what wasyour initial impression of me?
Speaker 2 (50:29):
oh, I thought you were.
Oh, before the podcast.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Yeah, like training day and then when we would talk
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
So training day, I think noah was, I don't know
what, the.
I don't know if it's a me thing, a him thing or a we thing, but
he was.
I was his first trainee on ourjob and he's asking me if he's
doing okay.
Now let me remind you one I'venever even worked in the
industry.
(50:56):
Two um, you're probablytraining me.
I don't know if you're doingwell.
I don't know if you're tellingme right or wrong.
We're gonna figure it out right.
But he is questioning andasking am I doing well?
Are you learning anything?
Speaker 1 (51:11):
which I was.
I obviously did good, if you'resomething yeah, but he was very
like.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
He was very nervous, very worried about it, and I was
just thinking in my head meyeah, I was just like, oh, what
a sweet kid, but I'm gonna needbaby boy to get it together.
Um, and then, as I got to knowhim, he's just as humorous and
light hearted as I am, so itjust mesh, because I'm like I
(51:39):
don't like to deal with peoplewho have no sense of humor or no
common sense it drives me stonecold.
I don't care if you got a secondgrade education.
Have some sense of humor, havesome common sense and have some
self-respect.
If you don't have those, I donot want to deal with you like
we.
You just stop talking to mebecause I'm not.
(52:01):
No.
Um, now fast forward.
One thing I learned about Noah.
Yes, he definitely goes hard,but I'm not gonna lie in the
moment.
Sometimes when he's going hard,depending on what is going on,
I'm like oh lord.
And then there's some timeswhen he goes hard and it's so
(52:25):
funny because as he's talking,I'm getting visuals in my head
and I'm like dude, I have tointeract with these people and I
can't unsee it, which means Iprobably can't take them See.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
That's what I see all the time.
So the visuals you get from metelling you these things are
what just go through my head.
Visuals you get from me tellingyou these things, or what just
go through my head.
How do you think I don't laughat people's face sometimes when
these thoughts just happen?
Speaker 2 (52:52):
I'm just like, oh well, they're just a nice person
.
And Noah's like no, no, haveyou looked at their face?
And these?
Little short things, I'm justlike oh my gosh, but I notice he
goes hard, very loyal and hethinks about every aspect of
(53:14):
life.
And when I say he thinks aboutit I mean like Overthinks about
it, yeah sometimes he overthinksabout it, sometimes he takes it
to heart and my wisdom anddiscernment is like bro, let it
be.
I mean, it's still gonna bethere, there's nothing you can
do about it.
You can't fix stupid.
(53:36):
Sometimes you just can't fixstupid.
It's not you can do about it.
You can give them the water,but if they don't drink it, not
your problem, not your problem.
I'm sorry you're dying in thedesert, but I gave you the
gallon of water.
Drink the water.
And noah overthinks.
And it's crazy because,although I, you know, give him
(53:56):
this advice, at the same time,when I was his age and even
younger, I was doing the exactsame thing overthinking it,
taking it personal, trying tofix it, trying to solve it that
makes me feel bad and so it'skind of like.
It's just kind of like, it'slike goes you just kind of it
just falls off and you're saying, oh well, that sucks for you.
(54:16):
Shit, I gave you the water yeahso that is definitely one thing
.
It has actually been.
I don't know how long I'veknown Noah Two years to one year
, I don't know A while Longerthan a week and it has literally
been not only a pleasuregetting to know you, but it has
(54:36):
literally been such a big growthfor me Because I'm learning
aspects of myself that I didn'teven know was there, or still
there, wow.
So it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
I love it.
That was one of the mostgenuine and complimentary things
Anna has ever said to me.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yes, and you got it on record.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
I do, I have it on a microphone.
Yeah, you got it on record.
I would say the same With you.
I just didn't, I didn't knowlike, how caring and like how,
like you, you sometimes put offthis, like cold, like, oh no,
(55:18):
screw them xyz, but like I trythat one time, when we had the
bad the, the, the episode thatwas like the existential crisis
episode that isn't out uh, Idon't think it ever will um, it
was immediately just like care,like it.
(55:38):
It wasn't something I had toask for and it wasn't something
she had to try to do.
She's just like this caringperson that, uh, I think, just
wants to see the best ineverybody and that's something
that I despite you not showingit all the time when- when I'm
(55:58):
not a good shower when you getto primal brain it comes out
immediately, which is somethingI'm really drawn to and
appreciate, so obviously a lotmore.
But you said it all about me, sojust ditto to you on all the
stuff yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, normally it's you, you're, you're the more
complimentary, you're lettingpeople know how life is and
feelings, and I love you and I'mlike, yeah, that's nice yeah,
I'm good at that yeah, you, youare.
Yeah, I'm to try to work onthat.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
All right, let's stop blowing smoke up each other's
ass.
What Do we have anything elseon the list, because I think
we're nearing time.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
No, we don't actually , and thank you for our one
audience member.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
Wait, do a little clap and let's see if it picks
up.
Wait, we little clap and let'ssee if it picks up.
Wait, we need like a laughtrack.
Oh yeah, what about airplanefood?
Oh, she didn't laugh, nevermind.
Uh, she's like oh, I didn'tknow.
Oh, there's a punch line to theairplane food thing, it's not.
What about airplane food?
And then nothing.
Uh, okay, are we hitting it?
Speaker 2 (57:05):
yeah, you're on.
I'm just here for the party,alright, everybody.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Our outro today comes from Mark Nepo, from the Book
of Awakening.
It's December 28th today, andthis is from Rabbi Jonathan
Omerman.
Integrity is the ability tolisten to a place inside oneself
(57:32):
that doesn't change even thoughthe life that carries it may
change.
Let me run it back.
I didn't read beforehand, annadidn't either, because she had
so many names.
Integrity is the.
I didn't read that one, annadidn't either, because she had
so many names.
Integrity is the.
I didn't read that one before.
He's right.
Integrity is the ability tolisten to a place inside oneself
(57:55):
that doesn't change even thoughthe life that carries it may
change.
From Mark Nepo.
Much of our journey throughoutthis book has been about
discovering that place insideand cultivating the ability to
listen to it, while havingcompassion for the life that
carries it.
It moves me to share the storyof a troubled man who, exhausted
(58:15):
from his suffering andconfusion, asked a sage for help
.
The sage looked deeply into thetroubled man and, with
compassion, offered him a choiceyou may have either a map or a
boat.
After looking at the manypilgrims about him, all of whom
seemed equally troubled andconfused, the man said I'll take
(58:38):
the boat.
The sage kissed him on theforehead and said go, then you
are the boat.
Life is the sea, as we havediscovered so so many times.
We have everything we needwithin us.
This ability to listen insideis our oldest, or you are the
boat yes, love it so yeah, gosail the seven live lives lives
(59:02):
of wives no go sail.
The seven lives like the sevenseas.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
Okay, just make it sure.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
Well thanks for tuning in everybody.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
And.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Anna, sign us off.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
And we're out and thank you guys all seriously for
listening to us.
We do appreciate your support.
Speaker 1 (59:20):
Yes, thank you.
Click like and share Merchcoming soon.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yes, merch is coming soon.
Well, a lot of stuff is comingsoon, but, thank you, have a
good day thank you.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
Have a good day.
Is so formal?
Yeah, good one.
Alright, we're out.
yeah, hey, hey, hey.
Welcome to the green onionspodcast.
I am common sense girl and I'mnoah, and this is the podcast
where we throw out a littlenonsense, a whole lot of sense,
more like a whole lot oflaughter.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
We throw out very little sense you got me oh,
let's, let's go ahead and let'sget it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Noah, how's it going?
How's?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
life it's going so good.
Anna, how was Christmas?
It was like best Christmas outof like the ones in recent
memory.
It was like this Christmascomparatively to like the last
five, six years.
I was very here for it.
It was awesome, awesome.
What about you?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It was great, it was great.
You, what about you?
It was great, it was great.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You know we got a new .
Did you exhibit your Grinchtendencies or no?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
no, I was more Cindy Lou.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
This year.
Yeah, you acted like Cindy Louthis year.
Yeah, I was more Cindy Lou,okay.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
But yeah, no, we have a new I don't want to say house
guest.
She'll be here for college.
She's here, little ducky, oldducky.
She grown now, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So, she can pay my bills eventually, you know.
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's why she complained about breakfast this
morning.
But whatever but it's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You're never grateful , huh.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Never these children know it's like I'm one of them.
I am, oh my goodness.
Well, that is great.
It's great to see you.
I haven't seen you in a wholeweek.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It feels so good to see you too.
So for the listeners it was avery she got here and I was
asleep, so I've been rushinguntil I sat down on this mic.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So I don't know why he's rushing.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm not trying to rush, I just think it's
inherently a part of me.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
As long as he didn't keep me outside For 20 more
minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You were out there for maybe 3.
How many minutes it had, to belike 4 or 5, maybe 3 25 minutes.
If we triangulate thecircumfritude of the
circumfritude.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You just wanted to say that word.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I think I just said, yeah, I had the word halfway and
then I wanted to throw adifferent end.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, circumfritude.
I'm sure there's some Englishmajor out there like what?
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
There is no word uh my goodness computitude
computitude you can just add toto the end of anything
apparently apparently you're apaulitude a paulitude,
paulitudeitude.
What's the root word of that?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Apalt.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Okay, apolitude, I like that.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Shockitude.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm here for it.
Just throwing that out there,just throwing stuff out there.
We're approaching the new year.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yes, yes, are you excited?
We're going to start y'all.
For y'all who don't know, we'regonna start the daniel fast,
january 1st 40 days, 40 nights.
And for those who don't knowwhat the daniel fast is,
basically you can have wholegrains, fruits and vegetables
and water on this fast and it's,it's supposed to be a spiritual
(03:23):
journey, trusting God the wholeway through.
And you know, resetting,resetting.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
See, I was excited about this last month.
As we creep at a snail's pacetowards the day, I'm regretting.
I agreed to it.
I'm not why.
I'm not regretting, I just needthe binder.
I'm regretting.
I agreed to it.
I'm not why Not?
I'm not regretting, I just needthe binder I need.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You will be fine.
You're getting nervous overnothing.
This is going to be a greatexperience.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Now and then we have our like morning phone calls.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yes.
During yes, so we can set theday, set the tone.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Set the mood, the feng shui.
The feng shui yes, the fengshui.
Because we like to switch thefeng shui.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So yeah, we're doing this.
I do it every year.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I've never done a fast.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's one of my favorite fasts.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I do unintentional intermittent fasting, which is
basically just me forgetting toeat.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, so I mean, but yeah, no, we're going to be
depending on God and everything.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, we're going to do this.
I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And anybody who wants to join us.
Definitely, we will be puttingup verses.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And you need to get in like and prayers and
meditations, a group chat withus.
Yes, we need a support group.
We do Of people doing theDaniel verse.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But I will have our verse, our Bible verses, daily
Bible verses, prayers andmeditation on our Instagram page
.
You're welcome.
So if you guys want to join usor just drop a line you know,
see how we're doing Call GreenOnions HQ, HQ.
So if you guys want to join, usor just drop a line.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You know see how we're doing.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Call Green Onions HQ, hq.
Yeah, call our headquarters.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And we'll be able to connect you with a
representative.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But no, it's perfect, so I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Do you have any New Year's plans?
Well, the ones we have as agroup Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And then bowling, you said Texas Roadhouse, yeah,
they gonna charge you some taxes.
And then Texas.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Roadhouse.
She said Texas.
Oh, that's my, I'm waking upvoice.
Texas Roadhouse Bowling.
And then back here For like toring in the new year.
You're invited, also I here, toring in the new year You're
invited also I know you betterbe coming.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'm in the chat.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Are you coming?
This was the whole plan of thepodcast to grow you on like.
Ask you here.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Were you talking with Ian about it?
I feel like it was a groupthing.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, it's going to be a whole thing, but you're
coming.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Remember, I'm like 105 and you guys are like that
doesn't mean anything I might beasleep I'm 200 in dog years
then I don't want to talk abouthow old I am.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Like we're not gonna even do that to ourselves.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, fine before we get into the initial reading and
the food for thought what forchristmas?
Summed up, what was thefavorite gift you gave or
received?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
like you can pick either well, I don't accept
gifts, okay normally I try notto accept gifts.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Let me take that back .
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I try not to accept gifts.
Let me take that back.
I try not to accept gifts forchristmas.
However, things end up on mydesk at work and it's fine, um,
they're into it, um, but I gave.
I think the favorite gift Igave was nope, that was the
birthday Was a Stitch bag.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Like Stitch together.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No like Lilo and Stitch.
Oh yeah, yeah, I think that wasone of the icings on the top.
And then Was it just like thereaction of who you gave it to
that made the present.
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
The other ones, you, you know,they're little kids, they're
excited about everything yeah,so I'm like, I mean, they woke
(07:32):
up excited.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm like, uh, yeah, I'm not ready and I don't know
if it's the weather, just likemessing around, but it's weird,
like with it being 70 today Iknow and usually in la.
In LA it's like supposed to bewarmer, so like, with the
temperature dropping and thennot dropping, it's got my
innards all discombobulated.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I know it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
But that's very cute.
Who is it for?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Actually, it was for the oldest, really, yeah, it was
for her.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh, okay, yeah, she's for the oldest.
Really, yeah, it was for her.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
She's a big fan, so we did that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I used to watch that show a lot when they put out the
movies I like the movies.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, the kid still does the college kid.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
They're still hey.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Not the little ones.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You're talking to somebody with a full cartoon
sleeve on my leg.
You're right, you're right,you're right, I think I'm.
Yeah, I think I'm siding overthere, yeah I'll abort the
mission.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'll back up my favorite gift.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Honestly, like the gifts were cool, but for me it
was family.
I hadn't been able to spendtime with my sister for a while,
and just that experience withher and my dad.
It made me feel cozy and warm,and that's what the holidays are
all about Absolutely.
She also is a banging cook, soshe made some of the best food I
(09:03):
have gained.
I got home after the two-daything and I got on the scale and
I gained like 25, 30 pounds.
I'm not even going to lie.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We're going to have to have her on the show for the
YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
She is insane.
All my cooking tips I get fromher.
She's just a genius and good atbaking too, and that's always
my thing.
Like I don't like bakingbecause there's so much
precision to it, with cookingthere's more of like a like a
funk like a yeah.
(09:35):
Okay, if you want it cookedthis much, then that's easy.
Um gift wise, though my dadkills it every year, my mom
killed it this year.
Uh, yeah, it was uh, I'd haveto say the green onion stuff.
We got our first like couplemerch I know.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And then thank you, papa joel I know right.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Hopefully they'll be widely accessible soon, but I'm
wearing it right now.
Actually, this would be a goodtime to have a camera on the
show, but yeah, it was awesome.
Holidays, family cheerspreading goodwill towards men.
I said that at work the otherday.
I was like I said it was likeoff the cuff.
(10:25):
I was like, hey, how you doingtoday to somebody and they're
like good.
And I was like, are youspreading good will towards men
and they're like what huh?
I was like, yeah, I take thatback.
That's I don't think that'slike a deep cut from the
christmas lore no, probably not,probably not.
Probably not.
(10:45):
Alright, are we getting intothe reading?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You're on.
No, you're the opener.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, damn it, I'll mix this, up, see
, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
She's not prepared.
Green.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Onions audience.
Oh, I'm prepared.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I just didn't want to be the first one to talk.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
She's always prepared .
I just didn't want to be thefirst one to talk.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
She's always prepared .
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But here we are, she sleeps with two eyes open.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Literally, and not because I want to Oof, I'm just
joking, tell me about it All theinsomniacs in the listening to
the wake up.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Wake up.
That's Noah Okay, december 28th.
On being Remembered.
This is coming from the DailyStoic 366 Meditations on Wisdom,
perseverance and the Art ofLiving by Ryan Holiday and
Stephen Hasselman.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Hassel, don't give him a hassle.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Everything lasts for a day the One who Rem, who
remembers, and the remembered bymark aurelius marcus aurelius
yep, sorry, I'm not gonna I'mnot gonna cut you off, I'm gonna
.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You've let me stumble through enough of these I'm
like yep, that's it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Meditations.
Take a walk down 41st streettoward the beautiful new y York
City Public Library with itsmajestic stone lions.
On your way up Library Wayyou'll pass a gold placard laid
into the cement, part of aseries of quotations from great
writers throughout history.
(12:20):
This one is from Mark Aurelius.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Aurelius.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Marcus Aurelius.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Everything is only for a day, both that which
remembers and that which isremembered.
The library itself was designedby the firm of John Maverin
Carere.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
See when they get in the names bag.
It's difficult, I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We need to just start making up names for these ones,
oh Lord we're going to make upsome firm, one of the 20th
century's most accomplishedarchitects.
It combines the collections ofsuch luminaires and
philanthropists as Samuel Tilden, john Jacob Astor and James
(13:06):
Lennox, and their names arecarved into the stone.
Today, the naming rights go tothe hedge fund manager, stephen
A Schwarzman.
The opening of the library in1911 was attended by President
William Howard Taft, governorJohn Alden Dix and New York City
Mayor William J Gaynor.
(13:26):
The plaques you pass on yourway were designed by the
excellent Greg LeVere.
Marcus's quote makes us ponderhow many of these people have we
heard of?
Not a damn one.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Exactly, we don't even know the name.
Taft was easy because it wasfour letters.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
The people involved in the story of the library were
some of the most famous men inthe world, masters of their
respective crafts which beyondimagination, in some cases, even
along Library Way.
Many of the famous authors areunfamiliar to the modern reader.
They are all long gone, as arethe people who remember them.
(14:08):
All of us, including marcus,who is passed over by just as
many unaware pedestrians, lastfor just a day at most huh it's
kind of a little.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, it's not.
It's kind of like the artistthing.
I hate to say these wordstogether, but I feel like with
social media and stuff, peopledon't do it for what it's
(14:44):
supposed to be done for, asopposed to just attention.
Now, whatever field it is orwhatever kind of, whatever art
it is, it's not.
It's done so you can tellpeople you do it and not because
you have to do it for the souland honestly I think, yeah, I
(15:04):
think we need to get back tothat um uh, just the just that
like foregoing recognition, likeI don't think you need.
If you're setting out to dosomething and it makes your soul
happy and it's like anexpression of self, I don't
(15:27):
think you should think youshould get recognized or you're
against, you're like any moreprofound than anybody else's
idea and you need to post 40Instagram or TikTok storiesok
stories about it right I'm kindof over that, uh.
(15:49):
But in regarding to marcusaurelius and taft or whatever,
he was one of the bad presidents, I know that, but um, I think
they just did it because it wasin their soul.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I don't think there was any outside pressure.
I feel like the weight ofsocial media and what can
possibly come from doingsomething artistic, kind of
clouds and waves, like shadows,the genuine, true purpose of
what people in that time woulddo to just express themselves
(16:27):
yeah does that tie into thatquote at all?
Do you?
Are you following even a littlebit?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I think I'm following all of what you're okay, you're
picking up what I'm putting inyeah, yeah, yeah, I've picked it
up, put it back down andevaluated it.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
It is tying in.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
You know, I'll be like having a side eye.
You'll be like, oh lord, herewe go.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Where's he?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
going, am I willing back in.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Is this another one?
Are we doing this again?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
No, ptsd, none at all .
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Mm-mm-mm.
No, it is.
I was thinking about that.
Like stuff has progressed somuch and despite the landscape
changing.
I think good art, in whateverfield, and one that's not
(17:31):
self-righteous or self-serving,and it's something you're
putting out to the world so thatthey potentially can take what
they can take from it to furtherthemselves, that's like,
whatever lane it is, the goodand the pure intention in that
will always overcome, like thesaturation and the multitude of
(18:02):
people that just want to do it,to do it.
Okay, I worked through that.
I worked through that on themic, real time.
She's watching my brain fire.
I'm warming up the pistons,everybody.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Like literally.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Oh hey, that was good okay.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, I'll give it to you was it okay?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
did you follow?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
we actually have a.
She's not a guest, she's likean audience member in our studio
here in la.
Thank you for flying out, Iknow, and she probably thinks
we're weird as hell, but it'scool it's cool, no're going to
Rodeo after this.
I'm getting my.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
G-Wagon.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
He's not getting a G-Wagon.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
We already had this I'm getting in my G-Wagon.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
He doesn't have a G-Wagon.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
There's three G-Wagons.
You know he doesn't and heleased the.
And it's my dick and shaft.
No, no, no, my balls didn'tshow, oh Lord, those are my
G-Wagons.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Let me just say Mama.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
How far are we into the episode?
Everybody that wasn't going tolisten to the whole thing
already tuned out, so I feellike we're good.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Oh my gosh.
So did you hear about thisstory about baby pigs getting
Christmas pardon from Floridamayor in a Cuban twist on White
House turkey tradition?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No.
Well, great, but they can'tpardon people that sold weed.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I mean, Wilbert is important.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, but my buddy that I used to get an 8, he was
really nice.
Okay, what about Wilbur's?
He should have sold it in astate where it was legal.
Well, that's the point youcan't sell it in a state where
it's legal, because it's legal,and you're just like an
(20:04):
independent contractor and atthat point you just need to pick
up a wheelbarrow.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
And that's what we're saving Wilbur.
Okay, I feel like this is.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
That was my dealer's name too Wilbur Wilbur
Rettenbacher.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Well.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Wilbur.
Rettenbacher, who makes popcornand the third, he gets very
disgruntled.
If you don't, we had to put athird, down there there was more
of them.
Wilbur Rettenbacher.
The third oh lord.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Well, that's why they probably really threw him in
jail the morning episodes aregreat it had nothing to do with
weed at all.
They threw him in jail becauseof that horrible name.
Well, I don't think it'shorrible, wilbur.
So your name after a pig andpopcorn.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I think it could have used some work shopping.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Well, I'm sure they didn't have AI when we're coming
up with his name, since he'sthe third one in.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, it could have used some work shopping For sure
.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Okay, so he's pig popcorn.
Okay, gotcha I want to name mykid oh never, mind, I didn't
have one okay, I was betweensylvester and clarence, slarence
, celeste solaric solarigans I.
He said clarence.
(21:23):
I have so many comments on that, the Clarence, that I think I
should just abort the missionwhat if I named him Gumball or
Darwin?
No one's letting you name thatbaby that or Darwin.
I'll suck up Darwin, butGumball.
Yeah, then I can call him Gummy.
Gummy sounds too close to dummy.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I want to name my kid like a dog and my dog like a
person.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Dear Jesus, please don't bless him with a dog so we
can abort that mission.
No, actually my dog name anddear Jesus, please.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I think we've already discussed this, but the dog
name I have in mind is Molecule.
Okay, that's fine for the dog,but then the nickname will be
Molly and I'll be like Molly.
Dear Jesus, please let the mamabe very aggressive.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Molly Molecule means and be like Respusha, and do not
let him name that baby Gumball.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Who is Respusha?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You never watched Norbit who Norbit?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Oh yeah, I've seen Norbit.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I hope she's aggressive.
She's like no, you ain't namedmy baby Gumball.
It's too close to Dumbball orDummy.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
My kid's gonna get bullied.
Your kid better not get bullied, he's gonna get bullied before
he goes to school.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
How the hell is that possible?
Who's bullying him you?
The stuff he hears from thekids is gonna be like Dear Jesus
.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I was prepared.
My dad ran me through bullyboot camp.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, the stuff he hears from the kids is going to
be like whatever.
I was prepared.
My dad ran me through bullyboot camp.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Dear Jesus, we are going to have a babysitter for
Noah to keep his own child.
No, remember, did you have themultiplication tables, like how
you would have like a minute tofill out like a hundred
multiplication, yeah, timetables, yeah, did you do that, like
were you good at that minute tofill out like a hundred
multiplication yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
timetables.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, did you do that Like were you good at that?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yes, I was very good A student.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I was good too, but the only reason I hated math,
obviously.
But they promised me that if Ilike got it, that they would
take me to Chuck E Cheese.
So we went to Barnes and Noble,I got a book and then I went to
Chuck E Cheese and that's a dayI very vividly remember.
Why are there so many boogers?
(23:32):
Like what kid was it?
Like McDonald's play placesaren't a thing anymore, but like
it was the same with Chuck ECheese.
You'd just be crawling aroundon something and there'd be a
fat ass booger.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Like how did these kids have deviated septums.
And when you went to chuckycheese, that's what you remember
is a booger.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
When I went to chucky cheese no, I remember the fun
stuff, the the star wars game,where you were on the lance
feeder I mean, I remember thatkind of stuff, but you
deliberately remember a booger.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I remember a rat, the piece of the wings and how I
didn't like getting in the ballsbecause they were terrified.
They were not bleached and youknow my mom cleaned everything
in bleach so I got touched at achucky cheese.
I'm sure you did if you'rerolling around in the balls it
(24:20):
was like a phantom hand, thegoat, mr Chucky himself.
Oh God, and this is why wedon't take the kids to Chuck E
Cheese.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
No, you can take them .
I think every kid needs to gettouched, at least once it builds
character.
Okay, that got really dark.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
No, that's not how that works.
Listeners.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay, I take that back.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Don't touch oh my God , we're going to be on Council
Culture already this is going tobe it.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
This is an R-rated podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, and we're on Council Culture.
You know how?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
people.
This is obviously all satirical, like I'm not actually being
serious.
I said something the other day.
Somebody came into the job,right?
Oh my gosh, I was working withjack and I swear to god I, this
kid, was mad.
He had to like download the appand do the whole nine to get in
(25:15):
for the day.
I was like yeah, and he wasscoffing the whole time and he
was being so arrogant and butlike you know me, you got a fake
customer service.
He walked away and I looked atJack and I said I hope his dad
beats him.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh, my God, like I hope.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It was terrible.
I was like how did that come tomy head?
And then I looked at Jack and Iwas like am I an asshole?
And he's like you sometimes are.
I don't think you know you'rebeing one and I think when you
say comments like that, youdon't think how detrimental and
actually hurtful that canpotentially be to somebody.
So if I cut, I cut deep.
(26:00):
I figured that out.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
You figured it out.
I figured it out a long timeago, but I'm glad I figured that
out.
You figured it out.
I figured it out a long timeago, but I'm glad you figured it
out.
I go right to the bone.
You do, yeah, actually, you cutthrough the bone.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
And then you have the nerve to try to put it back
together.
That's not how that works.
I cut through the bone and tryto stitch it up.
I'm not even trying to heal thebreak.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
We're not putting no metal in it, just put the
bandaid on that.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
You'll be alright.
I think it's because I'm solike with how much I feel like
I'm digging for compliments andstuff.
I do feel like.
You're great, noah, there's nota lot of stuff that can get to
me.
There's some stuff that I'll belike.
Eh, I've had a lot of messybreakups and the type of shit
(26:47):
people say to you in a messybreakup it makes your skin real
thick real fast.
So I'm pretty sure anybody thatlike doesn't know me isn't
going to like affect me thatmuch based on what they say.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I ain't going to lie.
I do like, when Noah does kindof get a little mad though,
because it's kind of funny, Iget in the pocket.
He do, but there's some thingshe says about people I can't
unsee.
So it's hard for me to justlook at some people and like ugh
Garden gnome.
Oh man no it would hit a pointin school.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
One time I made a girl cry and it was because I
thought she was cute.
No, so it hit a point in school.
One time I made a girl cry andit was because I thought she was
cute.
No, so it was in recess.
And you know how when you're akid, you kind of like the person
you're kind of interested in.
You're like, oh, you stink, youknow.
Yeah, like it's like a term ofendearment, Like being like.
Oh, they're gross.
(27:51):
Yeah, I used to kickrey in theballs a lot oh I didn't know
this thing.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Okay, I come from a house full of steel toe.
Nah, we're in arizona.
It's tennis.
It's tennis shoes.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Tennis shoes, sandals oh no no, but there was this
girl I found really cute.
Her name was Olivia, but shewas a little overweight.
But I thought she was very cuteas a kid on the playground.
They were like the number 10.
I called her fat, oh, and shewas like a little chunkier
(28:16):
Called her fat.
This is the crazy part of thestory, though he needed somebody
to warm him up in thewintertime.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
He don't miss that opportunity.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, because yeah, I missed it.
That was literally the sum upof my love life until now,
apparently, but so I called herfat.
And the funny thing about thisstory is when I was doing ACT
testing, they do a pool, so allthe schools in the area go to
(28:47):
one school to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
She was in my ACT class.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
She was a baddie, wasn't she?
No, she was like anorexicbecause she kept taking Adderall
.
And I kept thinking I was like,and we had a conversation and
she was like yeah, I'm really on, like, I'm just trying to lose
weight.
And I was like, did me sayingwhat I said 10 to 12 years ago
have any effect?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Right, you started to feel bad about it.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I was like holy shit, maybe words do, maybe my words
do make an impact.
Yeah, not the right impact, soI've been trying to work on it,
I think, with the daniel fast.
That's something I'm going toconscientiously be aware of.
Yeah, I feel like I've rambledfor 20 minutes oh, you did well
oh it's tough I'm trying to getbetter.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So you all know how I literally just said I love when
he gets mad.
I don't want him to get madanymore because clearly he may
have put this girl in theanorexic role oh, I can cut deep
.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I don't forgive myself for that.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I lay awake and think about her well, as long as you
feel bad about it in the hot way.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Just kidding, alright .
What's next?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
oh my gosh, I forgot to read this pig story.
I don't know where it went sofar we started oh, the pig story
.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
That story is kind of cheeks how do we know?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
we never started it.
It's about a pig who gotpardoned not to get slaughtered,
him and his friends.
Wilbur Alfred Little.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Margaret, is it the?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
one from Charlotte's Web.
Ooh, he's old, that be old.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Ain't nobody want to eat him anyways Are pig ears
like dog ears.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
No, I thought pigs were just pigs.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I don't know.
Ask my ex oh, I'm joking whichone?
Oh shit, all of them, all ofthem.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
All my exes live in Texas.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I got Georgia straight.
I ought to go to Georgia Statewith tuition, as handled by some
random.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
That's the remix.
No, that's Drake.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Well he's canceled now too.
Okay, where are we going?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, yeah, you probably.
Read to me about the part yeah,yeah, this was within miami as
the stars.
A friday show in downtown miami.
Baby pigs glinda why they needthis damn pig, this god elfa
faba, what white woman named apig elphaba.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
What white woman named a pig Elphaba.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
And Glenda, I can do Glenda.
Oh, that's wicked.
Yeah, okay, that makes sense younever have to worry about
gracing the dinner table at theCuban-American family's home on
Christmas Eve.
Really, public pardons for thetwo piglets were granted by the
mayor of Miami-Dade County,daniela Levine Cava, in a
(31:51):
seven-year South Florida riff onthe White House tradition of
partying two turkeys atThanksgiving.
The four-month-old pigs namedafter the good and wicked
witches in the musical Wickedwill live out their expected 12
to 15 years at an animalsanctuary south of Miami.
I think that's pretty cute.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
That's very cute.
Yes, I'm here for that.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Now, these pigs have been around a little.
I mean they're a little pigless, but why did y'all name them
after the musical?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I know you don't want my opinion on the topic.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
No, probably not.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
All right, what's the next?
I love how we've hit that pointwhere certain stuff you say to
me I'm like you don't want tohear what I have to say about
that, and you're like, actuallyI don't, you're just going to
waste the air time.
I have been playing guitar alot that's.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I know that's off subject, but Aren't you like a
musician or something?
Just started throwing it outthere.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, yeah, I've been getting better.
I've been getting better.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I'm like, yeah, that was way like awesome.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
A musician is very Posterous, no Pompous.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
So you're an artist.
Sure, when is your single goingto drop next year?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Sometime.
I'm still working out the bugs.
I've had bed bugs for like ayear, so I'm working out the bed
bugs.
I'm glad I got my own place inLA.
I'm getting it fumigated.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I'm glad I got my own place in LA.
I hope you'll stay at the Ritzor something.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I don't actually have bed bugs, I have termites.
All right on to the next.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I mean, it didn't get any better from there.
You're one step from havingroaches.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I don't think you would step in my house if it
even emanated the vibe of havingany of those things.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
No, I wouldn't.
We'd be doing a podcast in aparking lot somewhere?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
hell no, we actually.
Hell yes, we would if you had.
Okay, anna, we really needthese pop filter things on here
if you.
I've been asking for themforever and I can't believe they
got them delivered to you.
Do you have a podcast?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
actually I do have a podcast at your house?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
no, and I want them because I'm trying to use them
to make music too.
I might go to oh, that's whathe's doing.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
That's why, okay, now he tells me the real reason
well, you bought a pack rightlike a yeah, they do come in a
pack okay, good.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Do you know?
Lana Del Rey recorded one ofher albums vocally on this mic
that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
See anything is possible.
Impossible a dollar and a dream.
Gravity on this, Mike.
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
See, anything is possible, impossible.
A dollar and a dream Gravity.
What's her name?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Glendaba.
No, there's Glenda and then theother one was Elphaba.
Yeah, which one's?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
it Ariana?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Is she fine now?
Have you looked at her?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
no, she's kind of gaunt.
Both of them are yeah, I mean,that's what happens when you
date Spongebob.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I just died.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
I just died, y'all somebody resuscitate me.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
No, lord, have mercy also.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I don't think we hit this two points ago, but I also
hope all the listeners andpeople that tune in had a
wonderful holiday too.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yes.
I'm sure they did, if they'relistening to us.
They had a great holiday.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, they made it through it, or it was so bad
that.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
We're their only hope .
We're their only hope, exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I feel like I'm in Star Wars right now.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Green onions, you're my only hope.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
He watches too much DisneyChannel.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
No, I was a Nick kid.
Actually, I was a CartoonNetwork kid, and when I was in
middle school I got into AdultSwim and then, no, it was Disney
too.
Wizards of Waverly Place, Gasshow.
My sister used to watch allthat stuff, so I just watched
(36:14):
what she watched.
And then she got into, like,Gilmore Girls.
So I've seen all the Gilmore.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Girls.
I like shows like that.
Cw Psych.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Psych is a great show .
I feel like a lot of ourpodcast Is us just saying stuff
we've watched, is it yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
These people better watch it too.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
They'll become exponentially cooler.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
What was the?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Williamson County dress code.
I guarantee if they Watchedhalf the stuff or listened to
Half of the words we said,they'd get cooler.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm serious, I'll be the first to say it especially
our Williamson County dress codepeople, oh my god like where do
they go, fuckboycom, to gettheir like fashion advice?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
also, I'm tired of wife beaters.
Nobody wants to see that.
They're supposed to be anundershirt.
They're not supposed to beoutside fashion advice Also.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I'm tired of wife beaters.
Nobody wants to see thatthey're supposed to be an
undershirt.
They're not supposed to beoutside, they're not cholos.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
The fucking crazy thing to me is the people at our
job.
They're like well, the girlsare able to walk around and
nothing.
Why can't I?
Because you're ugly.
Nobody likes dudes, nobodywants to see dude like that's
why how about go get some swagbut?
(37:32):
wife beaters are not workoutunless you're freaking cholo in
the hood in la I mean you gottawear a wife beater like
correctly, and none of thepeople have the body type to
wear a wife beard correctly,like all the fitness influencers
and shit.
I'm like dog, this is thedumbest.
No, I can't wait for thatindustry to crash and burn to
(37:55):
the ground it's not hard.
All you gotta do is like liftlift it's like the easiest
fucking thing and then you actlike you're the one that does it
right, like no bitch.
You still are ugly as fuck andyou have no swag.
Gym shark clothes are ugly allthat shit's ugly.
(38:18):
Get a personality funny story.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
He talks about Gymshark because it's in here
thinking about like Get afucking personality.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
No, they all wear, they all have a.
Have you ever had anything move?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
you I'm specifically talking to the person that's
wearing Gymshark right now.
Have you ever looked at thesunrise and felt something?
Because I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yes, the wind going through the front of their hair
with their just a bieber swoopcut and their mullet going in
the back.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
that's what they had I guarantee they unironically
listen to yeet.
No, not even yeet.
I guarantee, all right, I'mgoing to stop.
I could keep going.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I know you can and.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
I don't know, like, do you ever work at that like
work and like they're just alllike copy paste of the same
person?
Yeah, so like, do you ever feelkind of like a misnomer?
Because I feel like that.
I always feel like I'm the onethat's kind of like am I
(39:33):
different in a bad way?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Oh no, I think I'm different in a great way.
Yeah, me too, Because.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I actually have substance somewhere.
Yeah, I might have to look forit sometimes but I'm like, I'm
my own person, I love this andand also they probably do have
something somewhere, but likewhat they're displaying on the
outside doesn't want me to likeI don't want to learn anything
about that and 90 of the girlsthat they like come up and
they're like, wow, that girl'sbad.
They're definitely just gonnabe like a apple sack and pet.
(40:01):
They're not gonna do shit.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
So it's kind of like I don't know you know, you're
right, they come in there andthey, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
There's no passion, no gumption.
They don't have any passion orgumption Because they don't have
any identity of themselves.
That hasn't been given to themfrom fucking Jim Shark.
Alright, I'm done.
That was it.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I don't think we're getting sponsorship from Jim
Shark.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Fuck Jim Shark.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Damn, they make a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
No, we'll go.
Fabletics I like.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Fabletics, yeah, yeah .
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Fuck, carbon Fuck, all right.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I like it.
I got it Promoted to you byFabletics.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
No, I really like the working out aspect of
self-improvement.
It's just what we related toback to Marcus Aurelius.
It's not self-improvementanymore, it's how can I do this
so other people view it?
And I have this persona thatI'm putting out that honestly.
(41:06):
In my opinion, they put it outand they don't believe in
themselves.
Maybe I'm viewing that surfacelevel, but I don't know.
I just really respect thepeople that go in and don't Like
you know the people there everyday same routine, and they're
just doing it for their mentalhealth.
(41:27):
Yeah, People like that y'all canwear a wife beater and I won't
judge you at all, but the littlefuckwads.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I think they're the ish.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Go home.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
And got a half a titty.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, fine, or call it a pick, or like the people
that have been working on acouple weeks that don't have the
body to pull it off yet butthink they can.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I kind of like that confidence.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Those are the funniest people.
I like that confidence too.
I'm being very judgmental thismorning, aren't I?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Okay, I take it back.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
You should have brought him a Red Bull or
something, but I didn't know itwas going to be this way.
We never had this problembefore this problem.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
yeah, you woke me up early she called me I opened my
eyes and I had hit speaker andshe said I'm outside, I'm like
god damn it.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
She was like I told you I'd be and I was late.
I gave him a courtesy and I waslate.
I mean jeez, but I didn't knowit was going to be this rough
for him.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Okay we need something positive.
I feel like 15 minutes of thispodcast has been me ranting
about how unoriginal fuckwadsare.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Okay, you need something positive.
You want to hear the storyabout the Detroit area library
Says the Chicago man can keep anoverdue baseball book 50 years
later.
Can you imagine the fees onthat?
First of all, bro, you stillhave the book.
Kudos on that.
Kudos on that.
(42:56):
Um, I just think that's funny,um what was it?
Um a man.
You laughed at the punchlinebut a man.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
uh, what was it?
A man?
You laughed at the punchline.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
But a man.
50 years later he has thebaseball book.
A Chicago library said he cankeep the book.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
What were the fees?
What were the fees that rackedup?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
I don't know, but it was too damn much.
He probably couldn't afford it.
I'm like first of all, you havethe book.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I gotta take out a second loan on my house to
finance the book from thelibrary.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
But I'm like you have the book and then you have
audacity to try to return it.
I would have been like honey,we don't even remember.
Honestly, I think it's justpretty impressive.
Think about it.
About 50 years ago, I don'tthink they had the catalog.
Well, not the catalog, but thethe discography.
Yeah, to.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
The resume.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
To keep track of the books.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Oh no, that's like backlog.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, like they don't have the backlog.
I'm like that information fromthe IBM.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Do libraries still exist?
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Oh, we were supposed to get Kindles for each other.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yes, we are.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
We just didn't and you were saying a place, but
don't continue to say that place, because we're not there.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
There is a library that is really nice.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Here.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah, very nice Nice.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I used to love librariesbury.
I had like a like a memory ofbeing sick.
Whenever I was sick and I'dstay up from school like
actually sick, not like fakesick I would always go to my mom
, would take me to get gingerale, a snack of my choice, which
always sucked because the dayshe would buy food you're sick,
so you're not like hungry so andthen we'd go to the library and
(44:50):
I'd be able to pick out, whichalways sucked because the day
she would buy food you're sick,so you're not hungry and then
we'd go to the library and I'dbe able to pick out a DVD.
Your ass is sick and you went tothe library spreading your
little cooties all over theplace.
No, we would pick a DVD that Icould go back and watch.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Okay, so you weren't going all over the place
spreading your little germs.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I'd get Scooby-Doo.
That's where I watched thefirst batman like 1940s, not
batman superman the 1940s, likeanimated superman.
They had that dvd at thelibrary I used to go to as a kid
nice and it was like myfavorite looney tunes.
I would just.
I liked being sick, but Ididn't like spaghettios.
(45:26):
Oh my god, spaghettios with themeatballs.
She'd make those.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
He's like I'm going to go buy me some SpaghettiOs
today.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well, this time of year always makes me like,
nostalgic for like sick this isalways the time people get sick.
I feel like and have memorieswith being sick.
Well, hopefully you don't getsick.
Is that just me?
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah, that's just you .
All right, I'm going to let youroll with that one Fart, but
you're on a good roll with thewhole nostalgia part.
Yeah, I get that part.
Yeah, sick, I wouldn't have putit all together, but hey, here
we are.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Well, there's some nostalgicness to being sick.
I feel like we all had ourstuff.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah, I had chicken pox during Christmas and gave it
to half the class and then theygot healed before I got healed
and they all went to a Christmasparty up the street.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
You had chicken pox.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah, and then Santa came down the street to visit me
and that's why I got some ofthe scars on my face, because I
had really bad chicken pox.
Someone requested over.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
It was really bad.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
There's a vaccine for chicken pox.
Now right, yes, there's been avaccine, I had the vaccine,
don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Oh, it just didn't work.
It sure didn't, and mygrandmother tried to get me to
give it, if you give me chickenpox.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Well, my grandmother tried to get me to give it to
everybody else in the house andno one was biting.
And my sister never got chickenpox and literally everybody in
the house had it at least once.
Is it like a cannibal?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
thing.
Is it like human flesh eatingdisease?
No Like if you get chicken pox.
It's like bath salts.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
No, and then you think everybody else is chicken.
No.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Where did chicken pox come from?
Did it stem from chicken?
I don't know If it did shoot.
I should have chicken pox comefrom Did?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
it stem from chicken.
I don't know If it did shoot.
I should have chicken pox everyday then.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
If you get chicken pox, you should get a lifetime
supply of chicken from Tyson.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
I don't think that's how that works.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Let's brand diseases, let's get sponsors.
Okay, so smallpox or let's justblackmail businesses, saying
that they gave us a certainthing and the only way it's
gotta be easier than this.
I feel like, morally though, Iwouldn't be able to do some shit
(47:43):
like that no, cause.
You know, it's like people thatsell their bath water but don't
actually sit in the bath water.
They just fill a cup with waterLike morally.
Well, morally you couldn't evenget in the bath water and sell
what you're promising to people.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
First of all, that's just gross Like how are we to?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
that point that we're desperate.
How do people live withthemselves?
How do they sleep at that?
We're selling bath water.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Why are we selling bath water Well?
Speaker 1 (48:07):
bath water that they were in.
Morally, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Who's buying that?
Some freak in China, like, why,like, tell me why, like.
Why are we selling bath water?
Is time that hard?
I know I spent a crap ton ofmoney in the past couple days on
food trying to feed the family,but times isn't that hard now
I'm selling bath water.
(48:31):
I'm one step from selling pissthen.
If that's the case, who needsclean pee?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Can you imagine some guy buying your clean pee and
then they're like sir you'repregnant.
There's probably a hefty marketfor that with drug testing.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
They're like sir, you know you're six months pregnant
.
What yeah, you got it from AnneLouise.
Like just ridiculous, what theSam Dickinson's monkeys.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
I just showed her a picture.
But I am excited for the newyear.
We got stuff coming up.
Talk about the future a littlebit.
We got there are going to besome improvements to the Green
Onions podcast, letting all thelisteners know that there is
going to be some upage ofquality and we will start
(49:24):
putting out video form content.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
It'll be on our YouTube channel, which, believe
it or not, we do have a YouTubechannel as well.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
So follow it now, because it'll be soon when that
stuff starts dropping.
Also, we'll be getting back inclips.
I've been working on a littletheme song.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Stuff will Book clubs .
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Book club.
We got a lot of stuff plannedfor the new year, so um
everybody that has listened, weappreciate you very much and are
thankful and grateful and keeplistening.
Just happy to be doing it fory'all too.
I think this has been a superfun thing that me and Anna get
to do.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Yeah, yeah.
Believe it or not, you know Ilearned a lot about Noah.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Which what?
Okay, that's, I think.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
And I think he learned a lot about me too.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, I think this point of us in this podcast
relationship thing, what beforewe started this and you didn't
know all you know now, what wasyour initial impression of me?
Speaker 2 (50:29):
oh, I thought you were.
Oh, before the podcast.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Yeah, like training day and then when we would talk
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
So training day, I think noah was, I don't know
what, the.
I don't know if it's a me thing, a him thing or a we thing, but
he was.
I was his first trainee on ourjob and he's asking me if he's
doing okay.
Now let me remind you one I'venever even worked in the
industry.
(50:56):
Two um, you're probablytraining me.
I don't know if you're doingwell.
I don't know if you're tellingme right or wrong.
We're gonna figure it out right.
But he is questioning andasking am I doing well?
Are you learning anything?
Speaker 1 (51:11):
which I was.
I obviously did good, if you'resomething yeah, but he was very
like.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
He was very nervous, very worried about it, and I was
just thinking in my head meyeah, I was just like, oh, what
a sweet kid, but I'm gonna needbaby boy to get it together.
Um, and then, as I got to knowhim, he's just as humorous and
light hearted as I am, so itjust mesh, because I'm like I
(51:39):
don't like to deal with peoplewho have no sense of humor or no
common sense it drives me stonecold.
I don't care if you got a secondgrade education.
Have some sense of humor, havesome common sense and have some
self-respect.
If you don't have those, I donot want to deal with you like
we.
You just stop talking to mebecause I'm not.
(52:01):
No.
Um, now fast forward.
One thing I learned about Noah.
Yes, he definitely goes hard,but I'm not gonna lie in the
moment.
Sometimes when he's going hard,depending on what is going on,
I'm like oh lord.
And then there's some timeswhen he goes hard and it's so
(52:25):
funny because as he's talking,I'm getting visuals in my head
and I'm like dude, I have tointeract with these people and I
can't unsee it, which means Iprobably can't take them See.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
That's what I see all the time.
So the visuals you get from metelling you these things are
what just go through my head.
Visuals you get from me tellingyou these things, or what just
go through my head.
How do you think I don't laughat people's face sometimes when
these thoughts just happen?
Speaker 2 (52:52):
I'm just like, oh well, they're just a nice person
.
And Noah's like no, no, haveyou looked at their face?
And these?
Little short things, I'm justlike oh my gosh, but I notice he
goes hard, very loyal and hethinks about every aspect of
(53:14):
life.
And when I say he thinks aboutit I mean like Overthinks about
it, yeah sometimes he overthinksabout it, sometimes he takes it
to heart and my wisdom anddiscernment is like bro, let it
be.
I mean, it's still gonna bethere, there's nothing you can
do about it.
You can't fix stupid.
(53:36):
Sometimes you just can't fixstupid.
It's not you can do about it.
You can give them the water,but if they don't drink it, not
your problem, not your problem.
I'm sorry you're dying in thedesert, but I gave you the
gallon of water.
Drink the water.
And noah overthinks.
And it's crazy because,although I, you know, give him
(53:56):
this advice, at the same time,when I was his age and even
younger, I was doing the exactsame thing overthinking it,
taking it personal, trying tofix it, trying to solve it that
makes me feel bad and so it'skind of like.
It's just kind of like, it'slike goes you just kind of it
just falls off and you're saying, oh well, that sucks for you.
(54:16):
Shit, I gave you the water yeahso that is definitely one thing
.
It has actually been.
I don't know how long I'veknown Noah Two years to one year
, I don't know A while Longerthan a week and it has literally
been not only a pleasuregetting to know you, but it has
(54:36):
literally been such a big growthfor me Because I'm learning
aspects of myself that I didn'teven know was there, or still
there, wow.
So it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
I love it.
That was one of the mostgenuine and complimentary things
Anna has ever said to me.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yes, and you got it on record.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
I do, I have it on a microphone.
Yeah, you got it on record.
I would say the same With you.
I just didn't, I didn't knowlike, how caring and like how,
like you, you sometimes put offthis, like cold, like, oh no,
(55:18):
screw them xyz, but like I trythat one time, when we had the
bad the, the, the episode thatwas like the existential crisis
episode that isn't out uh, Idon't think it ever will um, it
was immediately just like care,like it.
(55:38):
It wasn't something I had toask for and it wasn't something
she had to try to do.
She's just like this caringperson that, uh, I think, just
wants to see the best ineverybody and that's something
that I despite you not showingit all the time when- when I'm
(55:58):
not a good shower when you getto primal brain it comes out
immediately, which is somethingI'm really drawn to and
appreciate, so obviously a lotmore.
But you said it all about me, sojust ditto to you on all the
stuff yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, normally it's you, you're, you're the more
complimentary, you're lettingpeople know how life is and
feelings, and I love you and I'mlike, yeah, that's nice yeah,
I'm good at that yeah, you, youare.
Yeah, I'm to try to work onthat.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
All right, let's stop blowing smoke up each other's
ass.
What Do we have anything elseon the list, because I think
we're nearing time.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
No, we don't actually , and thank you for our one
audience member.
Speaker 1 (56:42):
Wait, do a little clap and let's see if it picks
up.
Wait, we little clap and let'ssee if it picks up.
Wait, we need like a laughtrack.
Oh yeah, what about airplanefood?
Oh, she didn't laugh, nevermind.
Uh, she's like oh, I didn'tknow.
Oh, there's a punch line to theairplane food thing, it's not.
What about airplane food?
And then nothing.
Uh, okay, are we hitting it?
Speaker 2 (57:05):
yeah, you're on.
I'm just here for the party,alright, everybody.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Our outro today comes from Mark Nepo, from the Book
of Awakening.
It's December 28th today, andthis is from Rabbi Jonathan
Omerman.
Integrity is the ability tolisten to a place inside oneself
(57:32):
that doesn't change even thoughthe life that carries it may
change.
Let me run it back.
I didn't read beforehand, annadidn't either, because she had
so many names.
Integrity is the.
I didn't read that one, annadidn't either, because she had
so many names.
Integrity is the.
I didn't read that one before.
He's right.
Integrity is the ability tolisten to a place inside oneself
(57:55):
that doesn't change even thoughthe life that carries it may
change.
From Mark Nepo.
Much of our journey throughoutthis book has been about
discovering that place insideand cultivating the ability to
listen to it, while havingcompassion for the life that
carries it.
It moves me to share the storyof a troubled man who, exhausted
(58:15):
from his suffering andconfusion, asked a sage for help
.
The sage looked deeply into thetroubled man and, with
compassion, offered him a choiceyou may have either a map or a
boat.
After looking at the manypilgrims about him, all of whom
seemed equally troubled andconfused, the man said I'll take
(58:38):
the boat.
The sage kissed him on theforehead and said go, then you
are the boat.
Life is the sea, as we havediscovered so so many times.
We have everything we needwithin us.
This ability to listen insideis our oldest, or you are the
boat yes, love it so yeah, gosail the seven live lives lives
(59:02):
of wives no go sail.
The seven lives like the sevenseas.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
Okay, just make it sure.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
Well thanks for tuning in everybody.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
And.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Anna, sign us off.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
And we're out and thank you guys all seriously for
listening to us.
We do appreciate your support.
Speaker 1 (59:20):
Yes, thank you.
Click like and share Merchcoming soon.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yes, merch is coming soon.
Well, a lot of stuff is comingsoon, but, thank you, have a
good day thank you.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
Have a good day.
Is so formal?
Yeah, good one.
Alright, we're out.
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