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September 9, 2024 80 mins

Ever wonder how a morning routine can set the tone for an entire day? Let’s start with some laughs as Noah and Common Sense Gurl share their hilarious breakfast rituals and a memorable evening with friends, featuring Ian’s legendary burger-cooking skills. We dive into the quirky debate on cabbage and transition to a deeper reflection inspired by Epictetus and Viktor Frankl's incredible resilience. Discover how the power of choice and reason can transform even the most challenging situations. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
morning.
Welcome to the green onionspodcast.
I am common sense girl and I amnoah and this is the podcast
where we throw out a littlenonsense a whole lot of sense
and a whole lot of laughter.
Let's get it.
Let's do it how you doing todayanna, good, I feel like I

(00:23):
haven't seen you in like a wholefour hours.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah Well, like you literally woke me up today and
I'm like meeting people and Ihave to wipe the crust out of my
eyes and that felt she'sliterally been here the past
hour with my whole morningroutine, which is the first four
seconds of chop, suey, wake upand then nothing else.
After that Literally Pound asmany liquids as I can you do.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
You have a crap ton of liquids.
You have two juices, your water, your power egg.
Yeah, I'm just like that's alot of liquid my green juice, my
cubed up spinach veg?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
no, that's not he wishes.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
He was doing that like the last part.
Oh my goodness.
But yeah, we had a late nightlast night we just talked and
had friends over and we made theburgers.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Those were phenomenal .

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yes, we put Ian in the kitchen.
He's welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Chefed it up?
Yes, he did.
I broiled the buns, minced upsome garlic, put the butter on
it, put that on, broiled them.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
He only did the bread .

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I only did the bread he only did the bread.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I just know that you only did the bread, Like I mean,
the burger was like the thingthere.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
The burger, the cheese, and I'm over here
talking about what I did to thebun, I mean that's why I didn't
say nothing about my salad.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
It was just a salad.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
That was really good too.
I'm a big fan of just salads.
My dad made chimichurri thelast time he was here.
So you gotta like lemon.
So like you gotta like lemonshrimp, and then you gotta like
unhydrate it with the lemon.
I don't know how it works, butit was so good.

(02:15):
So throwing them like choppingup amongst, like fresh stuff,
throwing it in a bowl and thenmixing it up and throwing some
vinegar or something on it.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, yummy.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'm down for it, except cabbage.
That's the one part of likebeing polish that hasn't like,
or like wherever I'm from,eastern european, that hasn't
hit me yet I don't like cabbage.
I don't like that stuff yetwell um do you like cabbage?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I do, I love cabbage that's why I'm like oh okay, I
grew up on cabbage and greensand stuff.
But you know, my family'soriginally from the south number
one too.
Um, like my dad's family andeven my grandmother's family
were like sharecroppers.
So yeah, you know, that's likeI'm I'm always figuring out

(03:00):
different.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Like my parents did the ancestry thing, so like you
know how, the more people thatget it done, the more years
updates yeah so like for half ofmy life.
I thought I was like irish,like strictly, and they were
like surprise, no.
So they found somebody in themix.
It's like nope, you're 25,something else.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It was like oh crap so well, at least you're not
black.
At least it didn't just turnout like hey you know you're 50
black.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Like what?
No, it's like four percentyou're four percent black I
don't know where that happened,but oh, somebody owned a slave,
I'm sure and then all right sowelcome it's a beautiful sept
day.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Today's October.
No, I'm just joking.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I wish it was my birthday's on.
Never mind it's a beautifulSeptember day.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's a beautiful day.
It's a beautiful night.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
All right, sorry, I just got very distracted.
Anna's watching me bedistracted.
For our audio listeners, Ialmost changed the seating
arrangement based on howdistracted I knew I was going to
be this morning.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
And he acts like he doesn't have this big window.
He can't just tilt his headjust a little bit.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I know, but then it messes with the audio quality of
the Green Onions podcast.
And we have producers andmanagers.
We've got to impress them, Anna.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
They're funding this whole.
Thing.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I totally worry about impressing them.
We're the stars of the show.
We employ you Like.
Yeah, we know how I'm going tobe in the future.
I don't give a damn.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hey, hey, boo-boo.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hey boo-boo, what about that food for thought?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yes.
So the food for thought todaycomes from the Daily Stoic.
It's again by Ryan Holiday.
I'm going to continue to saythat because I don't want people
to think it's my words.
Um, the first one is a picotus,which I figured out how to say.
Uh, discourses 2.10.1.

(05:14):
And the quote is consider whoyou are above all, a human being
carrying no greater power thanyour own reason, choice which
oversees all other things and isfree from any other master.
And then the little quote byRyan Holiday says the

(05:35):
psychologist Victor Franklinspent three years in prison in
various concentration camps,including Auschwitz.
His family and his wife had beenkilled, his life's work
destroyed, his freedom takenfrom him, he quite literally had
nothing left.
Yet as soon as he discoveredafter much thought, he still

(05:57):
retained one thing the abilityto determine what suffering
meant.
Not even the Nazis could takethat from him.
Further Franklin realized thathe could find positives in his
situation.
Here was an opportunity tocontinue testing and exploring
his psychological theories andperhaps revise them.
He could still be of service toothers.
He even took some solace in thefact that his loved ones were

(06:20):
spared the pain and misery thathe faced daily in that camp, or
spared the pain and misery thathe faced daily in that camp.
Your hidden power is yourability to use reason and make
choices, however limited orsmall.
Think about the areas of yourlife where you are under duress
or weighed down by obligation.
What are the choices availableto you day after day?

(06:43):
You might be surprised at howmany there actually are.
Are you taking advantage andare you finding the positives?
I got to start.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Let's break that down .

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, sorry, I had to burp the last paragraph and
that was my oof, so I'm sorryfor the listeners of the Green
Onion Spot.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
What was the first question?
I want to break this down Hisfirst question.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Is what are the choices available to you day
after day, or what are thechoices available to you day
after day, or what are thechoices available to you day
after day?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I think for me when I wake up in the morning.
Hey, you thought I was going toquote Kesha.
No, I wasn't.
I woke up in the morningfeeling it.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Did she say P Diddy there?
Yeah, oh, that didn't age.
Well, kesha's, it goes to thediddy parties she don't know,
mom, um nobody do.
I'm sorry um that's a greatalbum.
That's your best album.
Okay, one of those reallytalented people too, who don't
get enough credit, but anywaysexactly um I think that whole

(08:05):
album was bangers and that cameout of like okay, what do you
think?
What?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
consider the I think sometimes like if you wake up in
the morning you do feeling likep diddy you gotta think about
what could I have done better.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, that's actually a did age.
Well, that's really deep.
That's why she's like she wason the life course.
She woke up one morning feelinglike P Diddy and he probably
has a lot of regret and shamebased on when he wakes up.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I'm sure.
But also I think, like justjust in a normal everyday in our
lives, we we do like, no matterwhat we're going through, we do
need to kind of just like wakeup and think of, let's say,
you're going through I don'tknow, let's say, depression, you
, you got to kind of sit downand because people know when

(08:57):
they're going through depression, yeah you need to kind of sit
down, probably writing a diary,getting your own head, and think
of okay, to sit down, probablywriting a diary, getting your
own head, and think of okay, I'mfeeling like x, y and z.
Because of x, y and z, what isthe positive, like the pros and
cons.
It's almost like you got towrite down a list well, you
gotta find, yeah, you gotta.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
You gotta find the root of it.
Yeah, it's like a plant, likeif there's a problem with the
root, the whole thing's gonnarot, so you gotta try to get
into the yeah, and the theinnards of yourself, and think
so, but then it has to be aconscious choice to find the
positive and be positive andreally, and that's where I think

(09:36):
, especially if you- have adepressive brain where you think
negatively all the time towhere it's hard sometimes to
like hyper.
Fixate on the positivesgenuinely yeah because there's
uh, I'm re-watching ted lap, tedlasso and there's this really

(09:56):
cool thing that I didn't noticethe first time watching it how
he covers up all his crap withlike being so positive and like
being the most likable guy inthe world.
But there's an episode in thefirst season where he's like in

(10:17):
the hotel and he's like drunkand he's not doing well, and
Nate opens the door and he snapsat him Because, like you can
only hold up that mask for solong.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, and you have to like.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
You have to understand that you can't stuff
everything else down and thenput a blanket over it with being
the best person to the audiolisteners.
Quote unquote that you thinkyou are being.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
You got to deal with the crap and you got to make a
choice to understand that thatit's all a scale.
You got to load both ends ofthe scale.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
And I think a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
That's why mindfulness, being mindful, and
yoga and sound baths have becomeso popular well, sauna for me
yeah when I'm in there I'm doinglike stretches, like it's 180
and I'm like trying to andyou're focused on what is
happening.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You're in that present it's meditation for me I
listen to jazz in there.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I've currently been listening to Mingus in the sauna
and it's the.
I'm trying to give you an.
It's called the Black Saint andthe Sinner Lady, but Mingus in
the sauna is great.
That's what you were listeningto when you came over yesterday.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, it was the really jazzy record.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
But yeah, it's meditation for me.
Everybody needs that thingwhere, like, the world can kind
of fade away for a second.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Exactly, and I think that is you know, but that's a
conscious choice Towards the end.
I think that's you know whatthe question is.
Basically finding the positive,because it's not hard for
people to be negative.
It's not hard, oh, it's areally quick pit I and I like to
think I don't really have adepressive mind, but it's not
hard for me to find the negativefirst well, it's also like
stubbing your toe, like I'mgonna be angry first, or have

(12:11):
you ever like walked out a doorand then you like hit your elbow
and you just want to like gocrazy?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
right on that door frame.
That doesn't have any feelingsor any emotions and I'm like,
and it's like that.
I think I've never felt morefury than when I'm walking out a
door like it hits me back rightlike what did I do to the
universe to get hit by this doorframe right now?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
instead of you know probably saying something like
thank God, I have feeling inthis arm.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
To feel this Instead of like this damn door.
Well, like most of my days, Ihave, like certain stuff I can.
I can calculate the pitfallspretty well.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Except that door frame.
Except that door frame, I don'tknow what.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
That darn door, that darn door.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Do you want the next question or?
I think it led into somethingabout positives well, uh, day
after day, you might besurprised at how many there
actually are.
Are you taking advantage?
Are you finding the positives?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
yep, I like to think I am.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I like to think I am too or a lot of people aren't
even caring or taking aconscious effort to try to find
them, and I think that's wherewe have those constantly
negative Nancys, the people thatbark and complain a lot.
So I think those hoes aren't.

(13:39):
You know, now there was reallycool notation on this.
These books are written on,they aren't't mine, but there's
one thing that's written on herefrom papa, maze papa maze, uh,
and he said he underlined uhwhich oversees all things and is
free from any other master.

(14:00):
And then it says am I food tohabits and opinions of others?
And that I think, in and ofitself, we could have a page
written about it, just like arewe food to our habits?
Like habits are something thatdon't have feelings, but like
they are the ones that kill.
You know what I?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
mean, we are.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
And opinions of others, though it's the same oh
yeah, because people would betaking that crap and opinions of
others, though it's the same.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh yeah, because people be taking that crap to
heart like it's fat holy craplike?
Who are you to tell me I'mpretty?
Who are you to tell me I'm this, I'm that?
and honestly, hello that.
That is why we have these kidsand even adults that are, you
know, so reliant on what theirInstagram and social media feed

(14:46):
is saying.
They're like, oh, this must notbe great.
Okay, you got five negativecomments and a whole bunch of
positive.
Why are you worried about thisperson?
Honestly, if you look on theirpage, they have nothing going on
.
Honey.
They over there praying on you.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
So why are?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
you, letting them take from you and bring you down
to their level we are meant tobe elevated.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
God wants us to be boom yes explosive babe okay
well, the thing about it for meis just the genuinity.
It's just this like it's at apoint where everybody's
overthinking social media somuch and trying to be
hyper-genuine that there is nogenuinity anymore.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh yeah, and there's not like.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
This is just who I naturally am and I'm going to
throw this post together.
Every freaking post I see issome bullshit trying to sell me
something or your manufacturedversion of how you want to be
cool yeah and I'm sitting here,I'm like there is no genuine
artistry anymore and that's why,like, when stuff rolls around,

(15:54):
that's actually like.
It's so easy for me to point itout.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I've always like is it because you're an artist so
you can see it and you're justlike?
That is where I'm trying to notbe.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yes, Everybody.
So the guy was like the manageror whatever.
He just had a studio that I wasworking at and he was one of
the older dudes that was likeokay, make a TikTok on it, Do a
make 40 on it.
Do uh, make 40 tick tocks.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
No, yeah, ain't nobody got no time for that, do
you think?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
there's any art in a tick tock.
Some of them there are, butlike to promote something.
Do you think there's any art inthe tick tock?
No, and like also, I don'tthink any of the artists I
respect and look up to would bepandering and selling themselves
On TikTok.
Like that, like they're a cheappiece of meat.

(16:55):
I'm trying to make stuff that'shigh quality and like, if they
want to tune in, they want totune in, and when they realize
that, you know what I mean.
I'm not going to cheapen it byputting it out a billion times.
I think the world is a lotsmaller than people actually
think.
I think yeah, mentallyabsolutely.

(17:20):
No, I mean like you know how.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Everybody wants to be like your buddy.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
You know how you run into that person at Target and
you're like wow, I didn't expectto see them no, it's a small
world.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
You know that phrase yes, it's a small world.
Wow, it's so good to see you no, I think it's a lot smaller.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
And then Instagram and shit have made it seem like
it's big.
So there's not morerepercussions, but like when you
think about it, it's a lotsmaller than you think, because
everybody in my life listens tothis podcast.
You know what I mean.
So it's like.

(18:01):
Clearly we don't have a wholelot Between the two of us to the
four green onions listenersright thank you so much for
tuning in to LA San Bernardinotoday it's funny we've been all
over Cali we've been everywhere,like every time, I just say

(18:23):
something oh, that lotion smellsso good have we?
We've been everywhere.
Like every time I just saysomething oh, that lotion smells
so good he's over here sniffingthis Dr Teal he's like, but
that was a good one.
Did I just ramble too long?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
That was a good one, no.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
No, so Noah, mm-hmm, what is on the agenda?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
to cook for dinner tonight?
Oh, that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Clearly I'm hungry.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I can give you one of the sandwiches I made.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
What kind of sandwich did you make, as you're over
here meal prepping at 4 am in?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
the morning, so you left last night.
It was like 3.
No, it was earlier than that.
I played two games of two games.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I don't know.
I know I texted you when I gothome.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
It was like you buy the 83-cent bread at Kroger the
one that's like discounted youthrow it in the fridge but then
you broil it, butter and thenroast beef bacon.
I cook the rest of the baconand then um, jalapenos, mayo,
and then lettuce and tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Just kidding, I don't put those on, but if you want,
them like yeah, because I waslike someone doesn't be soggy as
a mofo.
No, no, but yeah, did youalready put?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
the mayo on it no.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
But yeah, Did you already put the mayo on it?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, okay, no, I mean.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
I made it for me.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I have another one in there, but I just don't have
bacon.
I meant to buy a pack of baconyesterday.
I didn't know.
Bacon came in such weirdvariety of pieces.
There's like a bacon for like25, like a 25-pack of bacon, and
then there's like six pieces.
It's like a bacon for like 25like a 25 pack of bacon, and
then there's like six pieces.
It's like what?
Where's the middle ground?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
six piece bacon.
Is that that pre-cooked bacon?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
no, it was like 10 online.
No, it was like the one we madelast night for the burgers oh,
I don't know.
I always buy big packages ofbacon, that's why I was
surprised because I thought whatI had bought was a big pack of
bacon.
And then I'm like there's only10 slices in here and they

(20:36):
deceive it to where you've gotto peel it apart, and then
you're like, wait, there's lessthan I think.
You've got hoes you got burnthere.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Okay, oh my, it was on sale.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
exactly, it was on sale I have been doing that,
though it's weird to be.
This year has been a year oflike becoming an adult, in the
aspect of I go to the grocerystore and I'm looking at the tag
and I'm being like, okay, mycode that I put in at the cash
register, how much money wouldit knock off?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
you know what I mean I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I just never thought like it's like peter pan, I want
to remain somewhat in touch tomy childhood.
It's like walking in the homeHome Depot and being like oh
look, knobs.
When you do that you're dead.
Like your youth is dead, you'redead as a kid.
I don't know, I want to stillhave that.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I mean you can be in touch with your childhood, but
as far as bills and stuff, youwill have to definitely pay it.
I got to deal with that yeah,so suck that up, buttercup.
If you want to be in touch withyour childhood, go to the park
and go down the slide, andthat's about as good as it's
probably going to get, or playbasketball.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I'm going to do that after this.
You were asking me that.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
That's what I'm going to do.
No, I was asking you aboutdinner.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I was not asking about what you were going to do
after this.
Let's do Mexican Mexico.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Mexico.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I'm actually going to a wedding and I don't know if
they're having this wedding, sohopefully something yummy.
Remember I had a whole daybecause it was like podcast it's
in Dixon.
We're going to drop the littleminions off after the soccer
game at the daycare which I'm soexcited about.
That's the highlight of the day, not even the go to the wedding

(22:24):
and dress up and see someoneyou know fall in love and get
married.
It's not that it's droppingthem little minions off.
I'm like, yeah, party time well, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I went to a wedding, I was in a friend of mine's like
party and it was in kind oflike addictions spot, like
farther out, but like gorgeous.
You know what I mean scenerywise, um and so I was, and those
small town like you get out ofwhatever environment you're in

(22:57):
and you like, feel like adifferent small town, like stars
, hollow, gilmore girlsenvironment and it's just so
cool, like it's so refreshing tothe soul everybody says hello,
hello neighbor, hello neighbor Ileave it to beaver moment.
Yeah hi neighbor, hi jane, hirobert, yes we figured that out

(23:19):
last night that there's likeit's a Wonderful Life, and
Holiday Inn are like a certaintype of movie that I just grew
accustomed to.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
And that I thought everybody had seen.
And then I thought everybodyhad seen the Wiz Khalifa Snoop
Dogg high school movie also.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
And then Friday everybody's seen Friday.
Well, everybody did at thetable did see Friday, but as far
as the whole, no bro, youremember the Wiz Khalifa Snoop
Dogg movie yeah, but I neverwatched it oh, I never either.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I just got well, they instruct you.
In the first five minutes ofthe movie, an animated joint
walks across the screen and itgoes.
You need to get as high aspossible to watch this movie,
and I did so.
I technically saw it, but youknow, I clocked back in at the
last five minutes exactly, yougot too high well, that's what

(24:18):
he told me to do.
The animated joint.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
He wasn't very descriptive in his instructions.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
He was not very.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
He was not very, he's like you're high, but not too
high.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
It's like go low, medium, low.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
You should have been at 350, not on broil High school
, noah was like oh yeah,animated joint on the screen,
that's who I'm going to listento.
No, probably not a good idea,noah.
Or like when I watch Family Guy, why am I relating with Brian?
It's like no, probably not.
He's the worst one.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh, my goodness Peter .

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Peter Right.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Peter.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Griffin or what was that Like on my like when I'm
swiping my For you page hasturned into like strictly
SpongeBob stuff but like old,like prime, like in that window
of like the cool stuff and likethere's like my favorite line in

(25:28):
it is when Squidward's liketalking to him and I don't know
what they thought of because itdoesn't go anywhere but it pans
to Spongebob just walking, realcool like, and then he goes.
Who put you on the planet?
And it's like I don't know.
Spon sponge bob.
Thank you for like opening mymind up to such a deep

(25:49):
existential thing, you know yeah, you're probably related to the
wrong stuff and then and thenmy friends.
they didn't let their kids watchit because they lived in bikini
bottom and I didn't realizeuntil 12 that there were such
things as Bikini Bottom.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Oh, Okay, yeah, and they have panty raids too.
That's what I'm talking abouttoo as well.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
The panty raid.
That's where I had the questionI was like hold on.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
This is for kids.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
No.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
No, Nickelodeon was just slick.
They was throwing that in there, Guy.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I can't remember Well animators in general, like
Courage, I think, even regularshow.
I think Cartoon Network inparticular, because they ain't
diddling shit Like Spongebob.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Maybe they're a part of it, but even in some movies,
but Cartoon.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Network.
They're open to hiring peoplethat are probably a little far
out there.
Because, Courage is scored likea horror movie.
Who would think that about akid's show?
And kids are very susceptible.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
You can make them watch anything.
Just look at some of the Disneymovies.
I can't remember which movie itis, but one of them the
character has a boner.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Okay, not intentionally, look that up, not
intentionally.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Not intentionally.
Not intentionally, you'redrawing this person.
It had to be some kind ofintent.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Jamie, look that up.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
You didn't know how to take the eraser.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Jamie's looking up if there's a boner in a Disney
movie.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Jamie kind of slow, we just hired Jamie.
Jamie, you're about to getfired.
Unemployment, actually.
Actually, you won't get itBecause you haven't been here
long enough.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
We just got the call.
You gotta go.
I'm sorry, anna, didn't likeyou I don't like your white slip
.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
We can't afford color right now.
No color paper.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
That's why you're getting fired.
So we can afford color paper,because it's so important.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Oh, bless it be, that's it no, but like Adventure
Time, for example, I did like ahuge there you go, your joke
wait, hold on.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yes, anyway, looked it up, the Noah Jamie, you are a
wackadoodle.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
But um.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, that's his feet bro, he's a dwarf, that ain't
that.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
No, that looks like a penis.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Mm-hmm Told you Damn Okay, I know they can jack us in
you Damn.
Okay, I know they can jack usup, can I get?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
one head of something that I used to like as a kid.
That's not like a psycho weirdo, can I get one?
It's just been like a cruelreal.
It's like glass breaking overmy head.
It's like nope, can't like thatanymore, pssh, nope, pssh, nope

(28:57):
, nope, nope, it's like I justwant to listen to kanye.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
He made graduation.
Why do I have to?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
think about all my ethics when I'm like trying to
consume media now see, I thoughtlion king and aladdin was fine
yeah, okay, I am for the Mufasaprequel, even if it's live
action.
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I don't want to see no live stuff, not when it comes
to Lion King, but it's a Mufasaprequel.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
So, let me see my mom .
No but it's like I thought thelive action one was pretty.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
No, it was, but.
I guess, because I'veoriginally seen it animated.
So can we just kind of go oldschool and go animation, and
then you can do live actionlater on in life they can't do
animation like the original oneanymore, that's like drawn.
You mean no one draws anymore?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I'm not watching a Lion king.
That's in the animation styleof moana I would you would yeah,
I like good artistry.
Well, I watched the lion kinglike a million times.
And that's why the story oflion king when I thought live
action, I was like okay, that'llactually be kind of cool.

(30:14):
He gets trampled by wildebeests.
I was like I get to see thatlive action.
It's just they need more moneyin the CGI team because it's not
as good as they think it is.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
It's not satiating the public.
These kids are going to be intherapy.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
It's not satiating the public.
It's not about them, it's aboutme, huh.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's about me.
I don't care about the otherpeople, it's about me.
What do I want?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Okay, it's what I want.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Well, it's not satiating me Pause.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Didn't I just say it's about me?
Wait, it's not about me eitherlike when I go to the movie,
it's not about me, it's aboutyou, even if you're not there.
So I went to twister last monthand we had about me, about me
that was two months ago.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Shout out that movie.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Oh, it was two months ago, woo, woo, almost two
months ago.
Because what was that?
Second episode, first episodewe didn't talk about it.
It's like second.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
No, it was the first.
It was that day, holy crap.
Time is just flying over hereat the Green Onions podcast.
Are you tuned in?
Our sponsor today is Jamie whojust got fired Haritos.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Haritos Jamie just got fired and then rehired he
bought himself back in.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
He walked in with a band and I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
You're in, you're rehired to pay yourself.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
No, there was this really funny.
Never mind, I'll tell you after.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I was like okay, I was like, let me laugh, I want
to be there too.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Jamie, look that up.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
He's like what your brain cells.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I need like a plus 40 .

Speaker 1 (32:11):
A plus 40.
What?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Brain cell juice.
Let what Brain cell juice?
Let's make brain cell juice.
I was thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
So this says I don't know who is that.
I need a plus 40.
I'm almost there.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
No, like nutrition facts on labels right.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
So it says serving size one bottle.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, but how many people in this one bottle can
drink this bottle?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
No, but it says one bottle.
Yeah, but how many people inthis one bottle can drink this
bottle?
No, but it says one bottle fora day, for like a week.
And that's what I'm thinkingabout, because I had this
thought the other day.
I'm like when do the effects ofthis one bottle wear off, to
where maybe I can get anotherone?
It doesn't give me a time frame, maybe I can get another one.

(32:54):
It doesn't give me a time frameuntil I can consume the next
one.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
So you need a time frame.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
To drink Powerade is what I'm saying, but that's like
with every drink.
Why does that not have like a?
It'll wear off in an hour, youknow?
Is that just a me thought?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Well, that should be the disclaimer it wears off yeah
, campaign it wears off exactly,and I think with the one bottle
, though you need to tell me howmany people can share this
bottle like, because I knoweight ounces.
Think about that's one cup, sothe one bottle.
How many people could drink it?
Probably one how many ounces isit?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
but this was in 2022, so I just drank some um how
many ounces front of the bottle?
How do you read ounces?
In the front of the bottle oh,it's 1.25 pints, so 20 fluid 20
fluid ounces.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Divide that so you can get about two and a half.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Oh, it was produced at the Coca-Cola company in
Atlanta, Georgia.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, that's the dirty sale I've been there like
four times.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I love that place.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
So two and a half people can drink that.
Have you ever been to the CokeMuseum?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
No, I don't even drink coke I am a big person so
I'm pretty sure I'm good.
But there's a part of the cokemuseum where you walk in and
they have like soda fountainsfrom different countries and you
get to try.
Like they have crazy flavorseverywhere, so they have like a
soda fountain from japan,germany, like and it's so fun.

(34:35):
It's like and you get like ataste test cup and you just walk
around, you're like it's like awine tasting of sodas that's
pretty cool it's like my dreamto have that in my house.
Oh okay, no, I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I'm like when you it to the kitchen, if you had
everybody test-trying drinks.
They're like nah, I'm too fullto eat.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
So two and a half.
You can get two and a halfeight ounces out of that Power.
It.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Just two times.
Eight is 16 plus a four.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
But the serving size says one bottle.
And when does it wear off?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, it's not really like a serving size, though.
That's what I don't understandthe whole one bottle thing.
But if you look on an actualwater bottle it's 16.9, and it
says you can get about threeservings out of that.
Wait, but Okay, let's get offthis.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Maybe because I've taken a lot of nutrition classes
.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I'm like I should probably be listening more, but
I just got that like that feltlike you were explaining to me
what x was and I was like, yep,nope too much geometry.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
You're over here worrying about when does this
wear off?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
so I can drink the next one.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, it's not like a pain pill in your life.
When am I going to feel allthis pain again?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I can slowly feel it currently, but when can I nurse
it again?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh my goodness, so you work tomorrow.
It's this Sunday.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
It's Sunday.
I do work tomorrow.
Yeah, Wow, it took me a secondto think about it.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well, normally, because we record on a Friday
instead of recording on aSaturday morning.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It's like a gr gray scale at this point.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, literally, literally.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
We just find it Mm-hmm.
I figured out that like it'slike a.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Whenever the mood hits.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
No, it's a abacus and , like, certain stuff leans a
certain way and I just have toaccept that that's how life is.
But we leans a certain way andI just have to accept that
that's how life is.
We have priorities, people havepriorities.
You can't like put yourselfhigher on the priority list.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
No, clearly not.
I have to, I want to.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, me too.
We're just not at that stageyet.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I don't want to be retired by the time I get to
that stage.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I'm trying to put myself on that big priority list
right now.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Sheesh me too.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
I am number one, number one, you, the best.
What is wrong with them?
We tired, we tired, we sleepy.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
No, we're not.
Oh, dude, I like the morningones better, I think it makes me
feel.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
No, you said you like the night dude, I like the
morning ones better.
I think it makes me feel.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
No, you said you like the night ones.
I'm very swayable.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Right now it's morning, so you're like it's
such a beautiful day out there,so I love the morning ones and
after this we're having a greatconversation, and then we have
productive days, you know.
I don't know, we haveproductive days, but that was
nice that you positive thoughtsand what we talk about at the
opening oh no, it's definitelypositive that we're not going to
have a productive day.
Positive, yeah, it's positivelynegative it's, it's positively

(38:04):
empty glass empty right let'stalk about people and their
generosity of people, because oh, yeah, yeah.
Some people don't believe inlike tipping.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Like you know, waitresses, I had an experience
last week and it was somebody Ididn't like, off jump of meeting
them and somehow we ended up atdinner and I'm just sitting
there and he's like, he's's likeone of the stock fund guys Like
just you want to punch them onimpact.
He's like, yeah, I own like fourbusinesses and like half of my

(38:43):
stock is in Bitcoin.
And I was like, oh my God, itwas like an unbearable
conversation and it throughoutthe dinner.
The food was amazing, butthroughout the dinner he was
telling me.
Throughout the dinner, he wastelling me he's like this is a
spot I go to all the time.
I love this place, blah, blah.
And I'm like, okay, which I'mtrying to like this guy like I'm
trying to you know yeah, and wewere with a group, so I'm I'm

(39:06):
it's easy to be like kind of achameleon for me sometimes and,
um, so he's saying about howmuch he likes it.
Mind you, it's just at hisplace that I have to stay and we
got up to leave and I'm atipper, like I tip big right

(39:27):
always I always do like 100 orlike maybe 80, because I know
what it's like to be in, becauseI know what it's like to be in
service.
You know what it's like to bein service.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
It sucks.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
And I like write my tip.
And then I look over becausehe's sitting next to me and I
see his check and it has 0.00 onit, douchebag Well, not just
like a line or a zero, because Iwould get that or cash Zero,

(39:58):
dot, zero, zero, yeah, theintent of that.
I drove home.
Yeah, I told you yeah, I'm notstaying there, fuck you, I want
to hit you immediately.
You, yeah, I, I'm not stayingthere, fuck you, I want to hit
you immediately.
And then I drove six hours thatnight, along with driving six
hours there, because I just likefelt so mad about that

(40:19):
situation.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I don't know, maybe it's the service thing where no,
I just think, even if you don'tget the best service no, the
food was phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
And the whole time he's like, yeah, this shit's
great.
I'm like, yeah, it is great,thanks for taking us here, and
I'm a good person, you know soI'm very like and then for him
to put on this front like he isand then me look at his check
and I'm like it literally tooklike there was a minute period.
She had to pull me up because Iwas like double taking but even

(40:55):
if the service was bad, youstill should tip like.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
I still think you should always tip regardless.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
You don't know what they're going through that night
like what the unit is whatmanager they have on at that
point like there's so manydynamics to working the service
thing and like but it's justlike you should always it's,
just always it's just a.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Thing always tip or not even always be generous but
then this mofo is over herebragging about what he does and
his money.
So you meaning him, you gotmoney in your pocket and you're
so selfish and greedy that youdon't even you don't leave no
damn tip.
That's how y'all stop talkingto my sister for like three
months when she tipped some guylike a dollar, and so imagine

(41:40):
what I can do with this guy.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Just man, you tip zero dollars no, but not zero,
zero, dot zero zero I mean,there's an intention with
writing that dot zero, zero atthe.
And then you go there all thetime Like that .00 makes me
think you put yourself aboveeverybody else when it's not
your money.
You told me when I walked inthat your parents have all the

(42:02):
money, so automatically I'm likewe're in bumfuckville Stupid
place and you're thinking owningproperty here is cool.
And then you have the nerve totalk to me like I'm just some
peon, oh no.
And then tip 0.00, I almosttore that restaurant up.

(42:23):
I was about to go behind thebar and just no, I'm joking, I
don't know and based on theother factors of that situation,
it kind of just boiled up to apoint.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
But once again, like I say, people owe it to
themselves to be good people.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
And be generous.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
And have an open heart now tipping $1.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
But you explain like hey, I'm really tight right now.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Blah blah blah.
Then you don't go.
Then you don't go I mean theperson in the room Then you
don't go.
Then you don't go, exactly, youdon't go, I agree, if you can't
tip appropriately, if you can'tplan, for a meal and put tip in
the bill before you even godon't go.
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry it startsat 15 and go up.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Okay, how do you feel about like at Jimmy John's when
they like you're still 15%?
Really, yes, I do that too.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I don't.
I always tip, otherwise I'm notgoing to order, I'm not going.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
It's embarrassing, no , but I'm talking about, like,
your card being declined.
Yeah, i'm'm gonna hold it outyou do that?
Yeah, I tip now, the only timeI don't tip.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Let me tell you when I don't tip.
When I order online at the,let's say, because in our town
we have a um chinese restaurant,we also have a japanese
restaurant, but and I have to gothey don't deliver.
So I have to go and pick it up.
Which one?
Huh, huh.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Is it like a?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
It's a Chinese place in my little small town.
Okay, cool, but I have to goand pick it up.
I got to get out the car.
They don't even do curb fight.
I have to get out the car.
Why am I giving you a tip andyou are?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
the owner.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
You're the owner, that's fixing the food, you're
getting all the cheese.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Anna.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
You're thinking about the wrong thing here, so I
don't tip this, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Just to say they don't have car.
I always walk in.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Well, if I don't Well , I order online.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
That's why no, but that's the thing when I order
online like I used to orderonline at Drake's a lot.
I would get the burgers and I'dwalk in and I'd be like I'm
here for my order and I'd juststand at the host stand.
I've never done the car stuff,so that's funny.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeah Well, some people will come.
If you go to Crumble, they'llbring it to your car, and if I
know if I have them bring it toyour car and, if I know, if I
have them, bring it to my car.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
I'm going to tip them .
She is very demure.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Demure, demure.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Demure.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
This is little Nana.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
She just walked across the thing with her little
doggy, little old lady walkingher little Datsun.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
She ain't going to pick up that ish on the ground
Wait did he poop and she didn'tpick it up.
He's about to.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yes, she will.
But I got to bet.
Hey, think of the positive.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I bet she ain't going to bend down and pick it up.
Okay, I'm positive she will notthe four knee replacement.
But like crumble, like, if Ihave them, bring the cookies to
the car.
Yes, I'm going to tip, becauseyou're one.
You're going above and beyond,out your way.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Because I'm too lazy to go in the store.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
First of all, it's literally right there.
I don't know why, how lazy youcan get, but don't worry, I've
had those moments.
I, I do.
I literally, last week, wasjust on the couch.
You, I was just on the couchand I ordered shake shack and I
spent 40 dollars and had thisperson, like I said, leave by
the door, and I just sat herefor like 30 minutes, just like I
was watching barry, which alsoI finished it in the past week
and it's a great show.

(46:00):
So if anybody wants a show, towatch barry's great.
It's about a hitman that dealswith confidence issues yes, and
becomes an actor yeah, uh hbohbo yeah it is a little violent,
but I violence.
It's kind of like mixed withit's Bill.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Hager Comedy.
Yeah, exactly, it has somecomedy in it.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Which I'm very late to the party on this.
I had somebody tell me likefour years ago that I needed to
watch it and now I am, which isusually how I do media stuff.
I don't Like every Cardi album,like Playboi Cardi I hate for
like a year and a half and I'lllike I'll listen a whole lot of
red like back to back to backnow because I just love it.

(46:37):
Or even his like feet, I loveit song, his verse.
I hate the whole rest of thesong but his verse and if you
read the lyrics to what he'ssaying that's very inaudible,
it's brilliant.
I don't know why.
I didn't think my my arc as ahuman would put me at a point of

(47:01):
liking playboy cardi, but yeahit's kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
You said your arc and your name is noah.
Oh, I'm so sorry no that's the.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
There's that soprano scene that I sampled in like the
new song.
I have and he's like he's aPolly, he's talking to Polly.
He's like where's my heart,polly, cause?
He's like trying to write ascreenplay and.
Polly's, like you know, who hadno heart, noah, and then that
was like the end of the song.
He's like trying to write ascreenplay.

(47:33):
Yeah, and Polly's, like youknow who had Nohawk, no, and
then that was like the end ofthe song.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Which I still haven't seen Really.
I've seen episodes Like I knowthe premise and where it ends up
.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Yeah, but it's good stuff.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, I know I need to like sit there and actually
watch it.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
That's my next one.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
And that's.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
It's a bingeable show , yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
If you find a pocket in that show, you can't stop.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Until your eyes close and then you wake up the next
day.
It's like Exactly there aresome shows when they get you
hooked.
It's done.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
It's going down for real.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
It's like doom scrolling it's super easy to
it's really easy to trick thehuman mind, isn't it?
It's crazy how we're gulliblevery, but breaking bad's a great
breaking bread is breaking brad.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Breaking bad is a great show.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I don't know man, I didn't know.
There was a show about bradpitt's therapy sessions not yet,
but he's probably got a realityshow?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
yeah, he's probably got a reality show I mean, if
you can stay married to angelinajoe lee.
You right, you need sometherapy what's she talking about
?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
she's fine as hell.
You don't think she's pretty?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
no, she has a great heart.
I love that about her, but youhaven't seen mr and mrs sm yes,
I have really yeah, um yeah, nowait, they broke up, I know, but
they were married enough andtogether, and no yeah I mean no
brad pitt, after his divorce,was at the frank ocean concert.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Have you seen that?
No, so frank ocean.
When he dropped blonde, he wasdoing that tour yeah which great
like one of the greatest albumsof all time.
Well, quote, unquote dependswho you tell.
But um, he went to a showbecause he had just divorced

(49:37):
angelina and he like really waslike thinking about and that
album was a comfort to him.
So when he went to frank's showhe put like a vhs camera on him
and he was the one like on thephone.
Frank told him on stage he'slike just look like you're on
the phone and be sad.
And he just like the song heloved was playing.

(49:58):
It was sigfried and he's justplaying it and he's like and on
the main screen at the concertit's just Brad Pitt.
It was great.
I love all the lore.
There's lore to shit you gottaunderstand the lore.
Bless you.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
I coughed and he said bless me.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
I do it with everybody, every bodily function
that happens.
If you fart, I'll say bless youbless you, child.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Bless you.
Who were we talking to?
No, you were talking to someoneand you told me they said they
didn't believe in karma oh yeahthat's weird I agree that's very
weird, like who doesn't?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
there's a point for me where I gotta believe in
something bigger than myself.
I can't just be in a constantpocket of thinking I'm the only
like thing that matters, or likeis controlling things.
I gotta give up someresponsibility somewhere but who
can think?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
let's just think about will you do something you
shouldn't do?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
that is negative I'm not saying like it's gonna come
back to you in the same formthat you gave it out, but
there's some kind of consequencesomehow, some way way, yeah,
and I think that's fundamentallylike narcissism, like if you
don't think, or also you got toview it in the way of maybe it's

(51:29):
how you were raised and youdon't know that this is a bad
thing.
Is that something that couldcome across the table there?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I think people know when things are good and bad.
I think you get that gutinstinct.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Yeah, you're like this is not.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
The thing is do you own it?
Do you own that?
This is not a great thing.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I used to shoplift when I was very young and it
made my heart beat fast.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
It should.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
I won't do it now because the heart beating fast.
Yes, and it's been like 10years.
I'm not 14 anymore.
You know when you go intotarget and then put pants under
your pants and the dress, youknow what I mean, not yes, I
know people who do it, but annadon't, and csg, so, like the
heart beating fast, as a 14 yearold made me be like oh I'll do

(52:18):
it again.
And then you think about whenyou become like 16, what is this
doing to my soul?
And then you just never do itagain and that's like, but like
you think, oh, I'm sticking itto a massive corporation you're
like no, you're not really no,you're making it harder on the

(52:41):
inventory for the employees.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
You're rejecting up the prices.
It's a whole cycle of things.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
That's why yesterday it kind of clicked for me.
It's like I'm just going to tryto be good, even if I do
something wrong, in the attemptof trying to be good.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Acknowledge it.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Well, take accountability.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
And then try to figure the right way to do it.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Yeah, and learn, and learn.
Well, the first thing isacknowledging that it even
happened to take thataccountability.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Well, learn, acknowledge to learn to how to
deal with that situation when itcomes across your plate next
time, as opposed to like you gotit.
Karma is not.
There's this thing withreligion in general.
That's like strictly fear.
Like the first thing I learnedabout in Bible study is hell

(53:36):
Right.
So it's like it's this fearthing where you also got to
think about what about the love?
Like we have a book on the artof war right.
There is no book about the artof love and 90% of the Bible is
love A hundred, like a hundredpercent of it.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Maybe that's why we don't have a book of war.
Uh love, because there's theBible.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Well, there's so much like fear in it and I don't
think love contains any of that.
And that's where my needles getcrossed, like if I love
somebody unconditionally, whichall that I'm not going to like
if I got to do what I got to do,I'm going to do it.
If I got to, you know I'm notgoing to document it, or you

(54:31):
know I I.
There's this thing to me whereit's like we have just all this
study on hurting people and warand there's no study into like
it's it's very harder to find astudy into an authentic study
into human emotion and love, andthat's why these kids are out

(54:53):
here, don't know how tocommunicate, don't know how to
it's it.
You know what I mean by that atall no, no, you're right, you're
all.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
No, you're right, you're right, you're right,
you're right.
That was one of the ideas I had.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
I always remember Anna came over and I'm talking
to her and I was like I hadthree ideas today and she goes
yesterday and she goes did youwrite them down?
And I go nope.
And she's like what were they?
And I was like I forgot and Iwhat's funny is I remember them
as I'm talking to you well,that's great.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
I'm glad we triggered it um, but yeah, no synapsis
but even and I don't want tothink of karma as like it's
always negative, but when youthrow out good stuff in your
good person, good things dohappen no, but that's what I
mean.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, uh, I think people I went on a crazy tangent
with that.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I think people always think of as negative, but I
don't understand how you cannotthink you doing something
doesn't have a reaction.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
No, and Isaac can say it for himself.
Jamie, look that up.
What did Isaac say?
Every positive reaction has anequal and lesser known react, or
whatever that he's talkingabout Isaac Newton people, just
because he didn't know, yeah.
Jamie's getting fired again.
He botched me telling me that.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Can we fire him?
He came in here with a stack, Idon't know.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
We just fired him like 30 minutes ago we fired him
like three times yeah poor dudeKeep coming back.
He likes that abuse.
That's his kink.
Poor dude's on air.

(56:50):
There's a sunny episode.
I don't know why that made methink about it, but like frank's
in a dog cage and he's.
They're playing a board gameand one of the um points, like
if you lose the round which theylost the round, one of the
players has to eat a whole cakein a dog cage, but it's.
You have to eat every part ofthe cake, so he has to eat like
a whole bag of flour.
But like, but it's like a sidething, like the show's still

(57:13):
going on.
Frank's like danny devito's justin this cage eating and there's
a point where Dennis, likeFrank, says something and Dennis
kicks the cage and he goes.
Shut up, you dog.
And then he throws his drink athim.
That's what it made me thinkabout.
What's his name?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Jimmy Jamie.
He's in a dog cage right now.
That was the point of that.
That's how fast you fired him.
You forgot his whole name.
I'm like Jamie, he's like.
I just had him on.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
We've got to have a different name than Jamie.
Next episode we'll have adifferent name.
The Joe Rogan podcast is great.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
You're renaming the employee's government name.
That is hilarious.
He's going to get a new name.
It's going to be like Nick,like what?
No, I mean wow.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Fantasia Jebediah Williamsburg.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
You know, you're naming towns on the East Coast.
Jebediah is a town, no butWilliams.
Williamsburg is in towns on theeast coast.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Jebediah is a town, no but williams no, but on the
conversation of karma, karma,just understand.
Don't think about karma for asecond, but understand that,
like the universe has a way ofbalancing itself out I'm a Libra
Scales Balance out the universe, or try to, in the best way you

(58:51):
possibly can.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I'm a fish.
Fish how I'm a Pisces Water.
Supposedly I'm sensitive.
I don't know about all that now.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
however you know, my husband is my husband's a pisces
too.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
I don't know how that works out but, yeah, they said
we shouldn't marry each other,but it seemed to balance out.
Because I'm not sensitive andnone of that crap.
I love water, he does not.
He's like a desert.
I don't know what sign thatwould have been, but um, I'm
like wow, and I'm kind of fiery.
Maybe I was just born the wrongtime.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Yeah, no, everybody's born at the right time.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
No, I really don't think I listened.
I think Lorde was like hey, youneed to be born during a fire
sign time.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
No, I'm coming out now, right, and it just happened
to be water sign.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah, I just went down that rainbow shoot.
I was like I'm coming out, yeah, so I probably, because I am
not very, yeah, not very pisceshI don't, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
What I like about mine is mine is like an object.
It's not like a fish, like Ilike, like it's just scale, like
balance, balance it out you'repretty balanced person.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I can see that what?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
there's one with a pig, I don't know, like a little
warthog or whatever.
No, they have like ligers andstuff.
As I'm joking, shout out to napDynamite.
Hey, all my Aries signs thatare ligers.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Shout out in the comments they're probably like
all my astrological all myastrological ligers, let me know
all my astrological.
I can't wait.
We're gonna, you know, havemore guests eventually.
And like our upcoming twoguests that will be on in the

(01:00:51):
next.
Well, what we got about I don'tknow, a month for the next
guest, but they're so awesomeLike I'm so ecstatic about them
I am.
I just can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I'm so ecstatic and I just can't, the more people we
can get once, once the checkclears from the big guy oh, he
said once we get the podcastendorsement from him, we'll be
good.
Then I can actually facilitatesomething, but until then, yeah,

(01:01:31):
I yeah.
The guests are awesome.
There are so many people that Iwish I could have on this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Now I think about that's probably why we hired
Jamie, because Jamie has done agreat job lining that up for us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
You mean Jebediah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Yeah, oh yeah, you named Jebediah Williamson Bird.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Pink Slip.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Pimp name.
That's the pimp name Pink SlipPink.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Slip.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Hey, look that up Pink Slip.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
That sounds like a date rape drink or something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Oh don't end it on that.
Not after the conversationabout karma, you go to the club
and they're like, hey, you wanta pink slip.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
It's like what is that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
They're like no, I want to wake up tomorrow, that's
a little vodka, that's a littlethis and a little that and a
little who Then, hornitos?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
oh, you were about to do your advertisement, hornitos
.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Hornitos, you were about to do your advertisement.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Hornitos.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
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Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
You mean Horitos?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Horitos Hornitos.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Well, it's with a J Joritos horny ridos or whatever
you say.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I don't know what it is.
Horitos, hornitos?
Uh, was I doing theadvertisement?
You were in the?
You literally paused and thatwas 30 minutes ago, oh yeah it's
really weird how I can wow it'sweird how I can remember that
kind of stuff, but the stuff Ireally need to remember I can't
remember for crap dude, rightI'm like why would I remember
that?
Who that's not even important?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
and like by the end the day.
Right when you're about to fallasleep, it all just like boom.
Can't do nothing about it.
I didn't do that, that, that,that.
Can't do nothing about that nowI got to buy a coat rack.
It's like what the shit?
Why am I having this thoughtright now?
I knew there was a reason why Iwas in wired and like wide
awake and target is close.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Let me get on the app and get that order so I can go
pick it up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
It'd be ready in 10 hours because that's when they
open in the morning and I willstill be asleep and I won't make
it.
I'll cancel that pickup.
I swear I do that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I had to do that I had to cancel one of my pickups
because I, literally, I was justlike how do I keep?
Well no, I, literally I went tothe mall and I actually passed
the Target several times in likea three day span and it was
just like how come I can'tremember to go pick up this
order?
I'm driving by it Like dude.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
It just got to the point.
I was just like you know I'mgoing to have to go to the
regular store and just go get mylittle thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I think I was getting cough medicine probably.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
You know I always need cough medicine, cough
medicine and antibiotics.
You know I'm just a hot mess ofsnot, but yeah, I couldn't
remember for Jack Dilley's squat, but I can remember that you
were man, I think, like 90% ofus being humans, is snot like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I wake up, I gotta blow my nose.
I fall asleep, I gotta blow mynose yeah, and they had the
audacity.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
We're made of water.
That water would have thinnedout my damn snot, yeah right and
I'm like why do you think Idrink?
I know, look, I got the 65% ofthe bottle of water I'm about to
drink.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
I gotta grow up Because he gets on me too about
the plastic ones.
I'll drink like eight of thosein a day and that's terrible for
the environment.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
It is, and what makes it crazy is you actually have I
don't like water bottles,though Like metal.
But it keeps your drink coldand so many cool.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
My fridge keeps my water cold and I'm pounding one
of those little ones in like aminute, but you can't take your
fridge with you when you leavethe house.
I'm going to fuel up on waterbefore I leave and hopefully the
place I go has water.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
But what if it's nasty water?
Oh no, I'm going to fuel up onwater before I leave.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
And hopefully the place I go has water.
But what if it's?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
nasty water.
Oh no, I'm not who cares, buthere's the sucky part, you have
actual Brita.
So you should be, you know,helping the environment just a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
I mean yeah you have a hybrid, so I guess you're kind
of, but you need to go further.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
And everybody I train .
I tell them to put it in thecardboard-only spot when you
throw stuff away, you need to bean Al Gore, all right.
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Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Funny story.
I thought it was the tequilathat you were.
That's why I said what I said.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Oh, no, it's a soda.
Oh, it's a soda, it was the onewe had.
It was our soda, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I was like tequila.
I read like the first two linesof the script they gave me.
I'm not reading the rest.
We love you though, thank youyes we got banned in Mexico.
Are we on the sit on it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
no we got more points no, we don't, I was a liar we
have been running did I tell youwhat I told that little boy I'm
sorry about, don't have thedang school call me, unless he
got a pulmonary embolism.
Then he asked me what thepulmonary is an embolism was and
I said clearly if you don'tknow what it is, you don't have

(01:06:50):
it what kind of hyper?
and then he goes to the you knownurse's office and this hoe
doesn't even check him, she justtakes his word that he's having
a pulmonary embolism.
The hoe calls me, aka the nurse.
She calls me, and I'm just likeyou know, I can't even be mad
with him at this point becauseI'm like you're the nurse.
You shouldn't call me first,you should have called 9-1-1,

(01:07:12):
like if he's really having apulmonary embolism.
I knew the little mofo wouldn'thave no pulmonary embolism, but
anyways, I drive my ass to theschool with my little head wrap
on because I'm like this ain'tworth taking the head wrap off
for.
And I go put on sports bra Nowwe're putting on the wire bra.
Go to the school.
And he's like I said cough,blow your nose, drink some water

(01:07:33):
, wash your hands, go back toclass.
We didn't even have to talkabout it.
I says, and it was the schoolnurse, the principal, the
administrator and the secretaryand the assistant principal.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Well, yeah, papa Mary , I don't know what was
happening.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
And they were like well, maybe, no, no, no, I'm
going to talk, y'all are goingto listen.
Nurse, Did you get out yourlittle scope and listen?
Um, no, hmm, okay, you're acertified nurse, right, you took
state boards and all.

(01:08:05):
Yes, that's how you become anurse at a school, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Thank you for explaining this to me.
Yeah, I'm just like bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
I work in health care , so I already know this.
I'm about to check your ass.
Just wait for it, honey.
Wait for it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
You're serving it up.
Uh, wait for it, you're servingit up.
Yeah, I'm waiting for you totake the bait.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Yeah, I'm like, come on now.
I said so.
How do you know he had apulmonary ismism?
Well, you know he has asthma.
I says more so.
Allergies and lack of blowingmy nose and anxiety.
Yeah, and okay.
So, but even if you felt likehe had an asthma attack, don't

(01:08:44):
you think you should still getthe scope out?
Well, I just didn't.
Okay, shouldn't you give himthe inhaler?
Well, this is okay.
Listen, don't ever, becauseit's called negligence, call me
for some fake pulmonary embolism.
You, you should have called9-1-1 there.

(01:09:07):
Ain't ish I can do about that.
Yeah, call 9-1-1.
They can get to them.
They got the sirens.
They gonna go through every redlight.
I need to stop at some redlights, so you need to call them
first.
I should be the last on thetotem pole.
Call them then God or God, andthem at the same time.
I'm the last person, or theHoly Spirit, but I'm the last.

(01:09:31):
I am the last.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Well, a pulmonary embolism, that's like oh, that's
hella serious that's a thing,yeah that's like being like I
have seizures every Tuesdaycasually.
It's like, no, that's, I haveseizures every Tuesday casually,
yeah, and it's like no, that'snot a casual thing, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Yeah, that's an issue , but like I didn't want him to
call because the day before thathe had called.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
She obviously like probably got certified in
Louisiana or something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
No, that ho from here .
But no, she yeah, probablyActually the day before they had
called my husband saying he hadan asthma attack.
So my husband just goes to theschool, gives him the inhaler.
And then I said, jerry, did youfeel his chest?
He was like, yeah, he was likeit was a lot of wheezing in it.
I said in his chest.

(01:10:14):
I said whose lungs is in theydamn chest?
I says that.
I said bro, I said that was hiscongestion, because he doesn't
cough all that snot up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
I said the boy is allergic to everything.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Literally he's allergic like every tree, every
flower okay, but when I was thatage, I had the allergy test and
they did the whole.
I was allergic to everything,yeah, but that's what I'm saying
that's more allergies than itis asthma.
The boy don't run because heain't got no athletic bone in
his body.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Lord, the boy plays soccer and he walking.
I said who walks in soccer?
This ain't walk it out, it'srun boy, run, run, like your
life depending on.
And he'll look at me and waveno, don't look at me and wave
follow the ball.
But so I'm like je you got todo something, to have an asthma
attack.
I mean, you ain't doing nothing, your heartbeat is not going up

(01:11:05):
at all, like at all, but no so.
I had to tell him yeah, the nextone, don't have a damn school
call me, unless you havepulmonary embolism.
But his little jealous assthought his sister was staying
home so he wanted to try to gethome.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
But dude, if you're really having a pulmonary
embolism, you're going to thehospital.
You're not coming home andhaving no, and you go to the
hospital for like a while.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
It's not like and you're getting, maybe, diet food
when you told me that storylike two days.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Well, it wasn't the whole in-depth one, but I
remembered when I was a kid inschool and there was a season it
was a three-month thing wherethe lunch there was something
with lunch that I didn't like.
I can't remember it vividly,you know, it was so long ago,

(01:11:58):
but there was something withlunch I didn't like and I
remember always going in to thenurse's office so long ago.
But there was something withthe lunch I didn't like and I
just like.
I remember always going in tothe nurse's office and like she
let me nap on.
Uh, like one of the cots or bedsyeah, and it was just because I
didn't like.
I think I was probably therewas a kid picking on me or

(01:12:19):
something and like she just Iwas thinking as you were saying
that she could see that, andthen I would just like I had
like a memory of just like beingsmall and looking around like
hmm, this is relaxing.
And then yeah, man kids, if anyway to not confront a situation

(01:12:41):
, they'll figure it out.
Oh, oh yeah at least that's howI was there's something behind
going to class.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
We get no deal with it whatever it is cough, blow
your nose, wash your hands, goback to class.
Yeah, no, pokey, um, yeah,and-hmm.
And then, yeah, bless his heart, um, but anyways, I just
thought I'd throw it out outthere with that little, because

(01:13:10):
I thought that was just some bsbut yeah, that was like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
That was awesome as opposed to bf but his damn nurse
?

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
no, I didn't, does not anybody hear how?
This doesn't sound, because Ieven tell them, even if he
throws up, no, send him back toclass.
The boy got anxiety.
Of course he's gonna throw up afew times.
That's just the way it is.
He'll never go to class then.
He's just gonna grow up all thetime, or he'd be like I gotta
poop.
I was like, yeah, that'sanxiety because I don't know my

(01:13:40):
anxiety my nieces and nephews.
I can tell when their anxietystarts to raise up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Because it stinks.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Yeah, because they got to poop.
They always got to poop.
I got some poop.
So, dude, tell me a little bitabout that.
Sit on this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Oh Well, this is.
I like this new introduction ofwhat this is, but this is like
an outro, that's like a we.
We start it with the day, theother quote thing, and then
we're out trying I love how youlike tell the whole docket what

(01:14:20):
we got going on you're like thisis the intro, this is the
docket.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Like they couldn't figure out where beginning and
ending.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Live transparently.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
I mean that's why the books in the Bible are named.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Genesis and Revelation.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Magically delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
This is by.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Anna.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Akamontova, akamontova, akamontova.
I butchered that, but this iscalled.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
What book is it coming from?

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
The Book of Awakening by Mark Nepo.
This is Keep Colors Wet.
The quote is I cannot tell ifthe day is ending or the world,
or if the secrets of secrets isinside me again Pause.
What I like about this part,though, is the quote he said

(01:15:13):
about that quote, which it'skind of cool to me about books
in general or self-help stuff,that they get that little quote
and are able to like.
Well, not even that, justarticulate how they feel about
that little blurb.
You know what I mean?

(01:15:34):
I don't know, but moving on, thelonger I live, the harder it is
to discern between strongeremotions.
They all spill into each otherwhere they begin.
The longer I go, though, themore I can tell between not
feeling and feeling, for this isall that seems to matter.

(01:15:58):
Not feeling puts me on thesideline, makes the world black
and white and me a dry shade ofgray.
Only feeling keeps me in thescene and keeps the colors wet.
The other day was very wet.
I went for groceries and theold man packing bags was staring
off.
I knew by his heavy, sliveryeyes that he was a widower, and

(01:16:21):
just as he lifted my no-fatcottage cheese, he was seeing
her floating somewhere beforehim, and the soda and the
swordfish and the Englishmuffins were piling up as his
black belt kept moving.
I gently took the cottagecheese from his hand and he
returned, looking at me a bitdizzy, to still be here.
I've worked so long and hard tobe able to feel my way into the

(01:16:44):
lives of others, only torealize we are all this way.
And it is not just sad, it ismore than sad.
It is the ground of heart wherewe all meet.
Sometimes the skin of mind istorn and we are no longer
separate beings.
When the talking's done, webecome still proofs of love.

(01:17:05):
I left the store that dayfeeling more than one heart
should and couldn't tell if Iwas in trouble or on holy ground
, I don't see the world in blackand white, I see it in gray.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
I don't see the world in black and white, I see it in
gray.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Well, wait, keep the colors wet, mm-hmm yeah, black
and gray wet gray.
Well, black and white gray.
Black and white wet gray.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Yes, especially when they mix.
Yeah, that's how I see theworld.
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
That's a really good quote Mm-hmm, I like that.
That's a really good quote.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
I like that.
Do you see the world in gray,black and white?
Gray or black or white?

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
No, gray, always, I think, have full.
You've got to be positive andeven if somebody else views it
in black and white and theydon't, they just don't know the
scale.
There's a scale for everything.
You got to think about justsomebody's going out, somebody's
going through something wheretheir only option is to do the

(01:18:13):
thing that you think is eitherblack or white yeah you know
what I mean.
So and that's the only optionfor them.
So for me to sit here and thinkeverything that is that way,
and there's no scale ofsituations that make stuff gray
or scale of environment thathelps make a situation gray.
Who am I to be the ruler of theuniverse and not think

(01:18:37):
something out?
There is going on that probablyshouldn't be, but but I can't
control.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Word.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
I think I summed that up a little bit.
I was thinking on that when Iwas dreaming.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Dreaming you only what?
Slept a couple of hours.
I don't know when you had thedream.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Yeah, that's when I have the dreams when I sleep a
very short amount of time.
I'd be sleeping, though I'lltake a nap.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
You probably will.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
I definitely will.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
I'm going to party like a rock star Party, like a
rock star.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
All right, everybody.
Thank you for joining us onthis wonderful September I
almost said August.
Thank you for joining us onthis wonderful September day,
anna.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Yes, and I hope you guys have a fruitful day
Wonderful.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Blessed.
And be positive and be happyEven if this was like the
positively positivity jerk-offsession, like we're just sitting
here.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
I mean, we might as well be.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I mean, what else we're gonna do, like if you're
looking at the view we have, wereally have no other choice but
to be positive green, green,green green green and blue,
green and a big turn in themiddle of the ground, but when
you're green.
Damn, she really didn't pick itup.
You're right.
That knee replacement got toold Susie Lee.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Hopefully.
Well, your neighbor, anotherneighbor will probably walk in
step in it and it'll get pickedup, because it's on the bottom
of their shoe, mm-mm, oh, I'mnot paying anyone else's dog to
do I.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
I hope everybody has a wonderful day.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Yes, and thank you for joining us.
Eat and live well, exactly, andwe out we out.
You should probably fix yoursettings, I should probably fix
that.
But you know, hey, tomato,tomato.
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